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What seems to be the problem? It's not
working - not receiving calls or texts.
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I'll run some tests on it,
see if I can get it to ring.
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I can try ringing it.
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It's definitely working.
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Well, it's not because I haven't had
a call or a text in five days.
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Yeah. The phone's fine.
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You just haven't had a call
or a text in five days
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because nobody's given you a call
or a text in five days.
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What? Sad bastard.
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Well, have you been
keeping in touch with people?
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I updated my status three
times yesterday.
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Yeah, twice saying,
"Is it the weekend yet?"
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That got four likes.
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Sometimes people just drift apart
and things peter out.
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Peter out? My God, do you think
I'm being petered out?
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Oh, sheesh.
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Don't say "sheesh", mate. OK.
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What's everyone doing this weekend?
Let's go out, let's meet people.
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You're not going to like this
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but I'm hanging out
with my amazing friend Leia.
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Travelling Leia?
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I forgot that you know her.
Tag along.
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OK. Yeah, she's fun!
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I will tag along. I mean, not "tag
along", because she's my mate, too.
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OK, well, look, I'll make dinner.
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Just mates hanging out, having
dinner, being mates,
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with cool Leia from travelling.
I'll see who else is around,
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try to win back some
of these deserters.
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Tastes like tyres.
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Oh.
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It's just really short notice, Meg.
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Yeah, yeah, that's the problem,
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I'm probably too spontaneous,
if anything.
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Yeah. Well, enjoy making your flan.
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Yep. See you around, then, mate.
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Mark, mate, how's it going?
Er, good, yeah.
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Are you staying in again?
No. I've got a visitor.
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A friend from travelling.
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Very cool girl.
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I'm making a savoury flan,
if you care to join.
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I'm OK.
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Did you bring pudding?
Gary only had wafers in.
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Well, have a good night, girls.
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Here she is! Come on in!
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Hi. I'm Leia.
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Hi, Mark. I'm Leia. Um...
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Ah!
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Hi, I'm Leia.
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Oh...
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Yeah, I-I know. I'm Meg.
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Sorry, do I know you?
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Kerala?
We shared a tent for two weeks.
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Oh, yeah.. It must be the jet lag!
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No, funny story, actually.
I'm totally off planes.
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I've been getting into boats.
I've got a thing...
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Flan-dabbydozy!
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Oh, I can't eat this.
I'm freegan. It's a political thing.
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I'm resisting capitalism mainly
by boycotting all the major conglomerates.
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Oh. OK.
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I don't like the look of it either.
So if it's easier, just tell her.
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No, it's part of my belief system.
Hence why I don't work
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and I've lived rent-free
for two years now.
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Do you just suck off your landlord
or summat?
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No, it's easy to find free accommodation
when you know where to look.
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You guys don't mind
if I crash, right?
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No, I mean, Stay as long
as you like. You can have my bed.
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Or the Lilo. We've got
a perfectly decent Lilo.
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So, Leia... Freeganism.
Tell me more.
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Well, basically I don't buy food.
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Is that why you're so slim?
Thought you were going out, Mark?
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Thanks. No, I do a lot of skipping.
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Oh, now we're talking!
I used to skip all the time.
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Double Under, Criss-Cross,
Jumping Jacks.
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But I was advised to stop
due to my abnormal gait.
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My feet have low arches...
Not this again.
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I didn't actually mean
skipping with a rope.
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I meant a skip with food in it.
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This is really cool, guys!
And also trespassing.
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Oh, fortunatus! Crabsticks, guys!
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Coco Pops! This is mint.
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I've always wanted to do this
but I thought people would think
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I were a scuffer. Didn't realise
I was being political.
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Yoghurts! Disgusting.
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These aren't even passed
their sell-by date.
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Oh, God, there's something moving!
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Oh.
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Hello, puss-puss!
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Oh, Meg, look! A little pussycat!
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Meg! Can we take it home?
Obviously not.
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You still keeping a lookout, Mel?
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It's Meg.
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Yeah, I am, but could you hurry up?
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Excuse me, what's going on here?
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Um, guys, there's a security guard
coming. I mean, he's already here.
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Don't worry, guys, I've got this.
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Is there a problem, Officer?
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Yes, there is, actually.
No. I said...
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is there a problem, Officer?
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Er... No.
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No. No. No problem.
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Didn't think so.
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Legend.
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You're amazing!
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I've never met anyone like you!
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Right. Well, I think that's bedtime.
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Oh, you don't want to stay up, Mel?
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Meg. No. No.
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We've all got work tomorrow.
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Well, I know a place
that's open round the corner
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if we want to carry on the party.
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It's 10pm, Mark.
You can't go out at 10pm!
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What are you, Spanish?
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Ah, fuckin' let's 'ave it!
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Yes, Laura.
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Oh, my God, I haven't shown
you my shark bite!
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"Meh-meh-meh shark bite!"
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Laura, get up.
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Can we please get rid
of this fuckin' cat?
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Morning, campers!
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Morning... ladies.
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Hello.
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Laura!
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Oh, what a night!
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Work.
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Right, I'm ready.
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Mark? Can I have a word?
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Nice nose ring, by the way.
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Er, this?
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So I know she's been smoking
in here. Pot, probably.
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It's just a rolly.
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And this IS my room.
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You've been breaking house rules,
Mark. We didn't have sex, Meg.
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Didn't say you did. Don't know
why you're bringing that up.
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Just in case it was bothering you.
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Well, be careful. Because she's
travelled through
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some of the most beautiful and
exotic parts of the planet.
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What I'm trying to say is,
she's probably got AIDS.
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Meg! What? We didn't have sex.
We just stayed up all night talking.
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No, you didn't. This isn't a sexual
thing. We've really bonded.
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Bet you fingered her. We're mates.
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I'm sorry if that's such
an alien concept to you.
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Er...
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Feeling rough, are we?
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I'm hangin'. It were worth it,
though. Best night of me life.
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Definitely. I wasn't there,
so can't have been that good.
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Leia says she doesn't get hangovers.
She meditates the pain away.
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Do you know, she was once asked
to join the Pakistani intelligence service in Kabul?
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You're either against the man
or you are the man.
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The government's lizards, Leia said.
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She's so smart.
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Leia once diagnosed
an orang-utan with autism.
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And also Leia says all
animals are just unevolved humans...
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Do you have a problem with Leia,
Meg? What?
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No!
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No. No! No.
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Don't get me wrong, I LIKE Leia,
I like her a lot.
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It's just unfortunately I don't
agree with her politics, that's all.
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So... that does get in the way.
It's a real shame.
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So does that mean you're not coming
to the illegal rave tonight
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because of your politics?
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What illegal rave?
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Leia's got us all guest list.
Didn't she tell you?
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And Mark.
What's he got to do with it?
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Well, he's coming, too.
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Well... You all have a great time
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with my ex-boyfriend,
who I thought you hated,
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and the amazing Leia,
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who is actually just
a bit of a mental slutty junkie.
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I'm joking.
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Can you just remind me of the house
rules, Mark? I've forgotten them.
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No smoking or wanking
in the living room.
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No talking
unless you make eye contact first.
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And I can't go inside your room,
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relatives or friends.
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Oh, yeah, the last one.
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Just before you go to this rave,
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may I remind you that
Leia is MY friend first.
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She doesn't actually know your name.
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Yeah, that's just a joke
that we have... as friends.
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Right, well, we're both friends
with Leia, so that's settled.
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Leia's not your friend, Mark.
She's just using you.
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Why's she using me?
Because she just wants to shag you
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because you're fit...
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and that is an insult.
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OK, Meg, you have a good night.
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And if you do end up shagging her,
I'll be watching.
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Not watching, but... listening.
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'..Or while stocks last.
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'The price is breathtaking.
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'The perfect gift.
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'I'll take a breath.
Cos I've got to order mine.'
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It really is a bargain, actually.
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Oh, you absolute prick!
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Right.
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Sssss!
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Off you piss, you little fucker.
It's not that far down!
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Hi, Meg, is everything OK?
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Oh, hi. I'm trying to get rid of
this mangy piece-of-shit stray cat.
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Oh, she's so cute. I love cats!
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I do. They're amazing.
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Has someone just abandoned
the poor thing?
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Yeah. People are awful.
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Well, I suppose
I could take her in for a bit.
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You'd better come inside.
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Oh, OK.
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I meant the cat.
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Yeah. I'm just staying in...
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tonight. Yeah.
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All my friends have gone
to an illegal rave
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but it's not really my thing. Wow.
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Don't you hate the idea of everyone
else having fun without you?
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What if tonight is the best night
they've ever had
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and they talk about it for ever?
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Yeah. Do you want to come to
an illegal rave, Scott?
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No. Thanks. I'm 33.
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Can you smell piss?
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Guest list only.
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Yeah, I should be on my friend
Leia's list, my name is Meg.
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I've got a Mel but no Meg.
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Right, yes. My name is Mel.
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You just said you were Meg.
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I can't let you in.
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Oh, come on!
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Is there a problem, Officer?
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What?
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I said, is there a problem,
Officer?
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Nice try
but you still need a wristband.
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It's because I've got tiny tits,
isn't it? I knew it.
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Can you move aside, please?
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Look at me.
Where else am I going to go now?
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The early '90s?
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God, are you OK?
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I'm a bit battered.
Need to get home.
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Where's home?
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Ayai Napa, Sunbeach villas.
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All right, Meg.
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I thought you weren't coming.
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Yeah, well, I decided to put
politics to one side,
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for one night, like you said.
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I forgot how much I love raves.
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You missed the best bit!
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Leia started a Mexican wave round
the whole place.
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'Course she did.
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Do you want a drink?
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Drinks are well expensive so I'm
being political as fuck.
247
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You mean you're stealing
people's drinks.
248
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:48,894
Uh-huh. Leia calls it foraging.
Come on, tag along.
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I'll... I'll stay here.
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I'm just gonna rave!
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I LOVE to rave!
252
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Give me some of that, Mark. Hmm?
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Bloody hell, Meg!
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00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:03,454
Whatever, Mark.
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00:14:03,455 --> 00:14:07,455
I'm just loving life,
having it large. Skank on!
256
00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:56,655
What has Meg taken? Nothing,
she always dances like that.
257
00:14:59,335 --> 00:15:03,335
Awww!
258
00:16:17,495 --> 00:16:19,174
The pigs are here! It's the rozzers!
259
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:21,374
Oh shit, the police are here!
260
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,934
It's the police. Stay where you are.
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00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:27,935
OK. Don't worry, guys, I've got this.
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Is there a problem, Officer?
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00:16:31,295 --> 00:16:33,534
Yes, there is a bit.
264
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:37,535
No. I said,
is there a PROBLEM, Officer?
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00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:43,054
Oh! Oh!
266
00:16:43,055 --> 00:16:45,494
Fuckin' 'ell! Jesus!
267
00:16:45,495 --> 00:16:49,495
For fuck's sake!
Why is it so fuckin' hairy?
268
00:16:49,695 --> 00:16:53,094
Control, we have Victor Alpha Golf.
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00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,614
Well, that happened.
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00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:57,334
Put your rat away, Meg.
271
00:16:57,335 --> 00:17:00,014
You're going to have to come
down the station with us. What?!
272
00:17:00,015 --> 00:17:02,574
Have you been using any illegal
substances tonight? No!
273
00:17:02,575 --> 00:17:06,414
Really?
274
00:17:06,415 --> 00:17:08,294
Oh, come on, I haven't done
anything wrong!
275
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,134
I only got my fanny out.
That's not a crime!
276
00:17:10,135 --> 00:17:12,294
See you at home, Meg!
277
00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:13,694
Leia, have you got my hat?
278
00:17:13,695 --> 00:17:15,574
Oh no, I gave it away.
You did what?
279
00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:18,894
I guess someone inside wanted it
or whatever so I gave it away.
280
00:17:18,895 --> 00:17:21,534
Oh, OK. It wasn't fucking yours
to give away.
281
00:17:21,535 --> 00:17:23,214
That was MY rave hat.
282
00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:25,974
Whoa, Laura, it's just a
material possession.
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00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:27,854
It was reclaimed, OK?
284
00:17:27,855 --> 00:17:30,414
That were mine! It belongs to ME.
I paid for it. Now it's gone.
285
00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:34,334
Maybe you just weren't meant to
have it anymore. Let it go.
286
00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:36,814
No, I won't let it go.
Get back here, slag! Laura, down!
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00:17:36,815 --> 00:17:38,654
Wow.
288
00:17:38,655 --> 00:17:39,774
We'll go and look for it.
289
00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:43,254
We might still be able to find it.
Or something like it. Mm?
290
00:17:43,255 --> 00:17:47,255
My red hat!
291
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,894
Outraging public decency?
292
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,854
You're literally outrageous, Meg!
293
00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:55,694
Well, it was just a caution.
It was epic.
294
00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:57,494
Yeah, she never was one for waxing.
295
00:17:57,495 --> 00:18:00,534
There's me thinking you were
totally uptight and possessive.
296
00:18:00,535 --> 00:18:02,374
But you just don't give
a shit, do you?
297
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:05,654
What, me? No. Not really.
298
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:08,534
Sorry if I was a bit weird
with you in the beginning.
299
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:10,454
I was just feeling a bit left out.
300
00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:13,214
Well we can't have that, can we?
301
00:18:13,215 --> 00:18:15,094
Eesh, house rules, Mark?
302
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,134
Hey, Meg, do you still have
feelings for Mark?
303
00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:21,574
God, no.
So, this isn't weird?
304
00:18:21,575 --> 00:18:23,814
No. It's fine.
305
00:18:23,815 --> 00:18:27,815
Is this weird?
306
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,414
No. S'fine.
307
00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:37,415
OK. How about this?
308
00:18:53,535 --> 00:18:57,535
If I say yes, will you think
I'm uptight again? I liked it.
309
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:08,055
Mmm...
310
00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:19,535
Come on, Meg,
let's just be ourselves.
311
00:19:20,895 --> 00:19:24,895
I'm up for it!
312
00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:27,374
Uh...
No! No, no, no, no.
313
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,894
I think just you two have a
threesome first
314
00:19:30,895 --> 00:19:32,294
and then I'll join in.
315
00:19:32,295 --> 00:19:33,534
You really don't have to.
316
00:19:33,535 --> 00:19:37,535
No, I will. I just...
really like watching.
317
00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:50,494
Oooh!
318
00:19:50,495 --> 00:19:52,254
Yes!
319
00:19:52,255 --> 00:19:56,255
This is right up my street.
320
00:19:56,535 --> 00:20:00,494
Whoa!
321
00:20:00,495 --> 00:20:02,734
Wow!
322
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,454
Ohh! Hot.
323
00:20:04,455 --> 00:20:07,174
It's kind of putting me off!
324
00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:08,534
Either shit or get off the pot.
325
00:20:08,535 --> 00:20:12,134
Fine, I'll just listen then.
326
00:20:12,135 --> 00:20:16,134
Because that is very sexy.
327
00:20:16,135 --> 00:20:20,135
I find the sounds arousing.
328
00:20:22,975 --> 00:20:26,615
How about that, Meg?
Do you like that?
329
00:20:26,615 --> 00:20:28,654
Mmm, God yeah, this is nice.
330
00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:31,214
Oh, that is great.
331
00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:35,094
Oh, yes! That is... tip-top.
332
00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:37,334
Go on, yeah, keep doing that.
333
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,375
Oooh! Yes!
334
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,734
I am getting all aroused.
335
00:20:43,735 --> 00:20:47,014
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you are
actually doing it now, aren't you?
336
00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:50,214
I'm not being rude, Mark, but are you
wearing a condom?
337
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,134
Meg! It's OK!
338
00:20:52,135 --> 00:20:55,694
I'm on the pill.
Fuck the rules, Meg?
339
00:20:55,695 --> 00:20:58,014
Well, it's that attitude that
leads to epidemics.
340
00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:02,015
I've told you, Meg,
she hasn't got AIDS!
341
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:06,495
Excuse me.
342
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,894
I never said that.
You did.
343
00:21:08,895 --> 00:21:12,614
I just meant, you've been to
a lot of exotic countries
344
00:21:12,615 --> 00:21:14,894
and you're very... free.
345
00:21:14,895 --> 00:21:18,254
Jesus Christ! Have you any idea
how insulting that is?
346
00:21:18,255 --> 00:21:19,574
OK, OK, don't get cross.
347
00:21:19,575 --> 00:21:21,774
We're all
having a lovely time, aren't we?
348
00:21:21,775 --> 00:21:25,775
Just mates, all together
being mates, having a threesome.
349
00:21:25,895 --> 00:21:28,214
I think you should leave.
350
00:21:28,215 --> 00:21:31,254
Well, no. This is MY flat!
351
00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:33,814
I think YOU should leave, actually.
352
00:21:33,815 --> 00:21:37,774
Because I've had just about enough
of all your freedom.
353
00:21:37,775 --> 00:21:40,454
I want to go back to a normal
house, with structure
354
00:21:40,455 --> 00:21:42,574
and rules and, and boundaries.
355
00:21:42,575 --> 00:21:46,575
THAT sounds fun! Why does
everything have to be fun with you?
356
00:21:47,135 --> 00:21:50,334
Hi, guys. Oh, weird energy,
what's happened?
357
00:21:50,335 --> 00:21:54,335
She tried to bloody sex me
with Mark.
358
00:21:54,695 --> 00:21:58,374
And you stole my friends, cos
actually, you're just a massive
359
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:01,334
sponging, jobless, homeless bellend
360
00:22:01,335 --> 00:22:04,494
who eats her tea out of a bin
like a prick.
361
00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:08,454
Yeah, well, at least I didn't get my
gash out in front of the police.
362
00:22:08,455 --> 00:22:12,455
Yeah, well, at least I haven't got
any STDs all the time!
363
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,174
Is the threesome off then?
364
00:22:16,175 --> 00:22:18,095
Well, if that's everything.
365
00:22:18,095 --> 00:22:19,774
And you sold me hat.
366
00:22:19,775 --> 00:22:22,254
But I found it again.
But I am so very pissed off!
367
00:22:22,255 --> 00:22:26,255
I still think you're amazing,
call me tomorrow.
368
00:22:31,015 --> 00:22:35,015
I'm, er... I'll just go and see
if she feels like a twosome.
369
00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:40,975
Where's the cat?
Let's just say it's been reclaimed.
370
00:22:40,975 --> 00:22:42,334
I think I'm gonna take this out.
371
00:22:42,335 --> 00:22:44,415
I don't want to be political
any more, it hurts.
372
00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:47,935
Can I just say, neither of
you were being political. Get your fanny out, Meg!
373
00:22:49,295 --> 00:22:50,744
Fuck's sake!
374
00:22:50,770 --> 00:23:20,064
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