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Martin: But, I mean,
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there was a fly in my
water for three days.
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Like, on that...
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on that, I have some
legitimate cause for concern.
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I base my whole day on Nan's schedule.
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[Whines] Like, she's like,
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"Oh, 7:00's the time for breakfast."
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- Martin, stop it.
- I'm like, "Great."
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7:00's great, even though
it's not my preference."
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But then it was actually,
like, 7:30 or 8:00.
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[Kibble rattling]
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I just don't feel very respected,
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like, as a being.
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- [Door opens]
- And, like, I don't want to come off as,
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like, hypercritical or something, but...
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[Whirring]
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... we used to go on walks...
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like, actual walks, and...
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Whereas now, she kind of just, like,
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shoves me out in this little prison yard
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and acts like that somehow
counts as connection time.
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It's a big day today, Martin.
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Say, "Good luck, Mama."
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[Baby-talking] Say, "Good luck, Mama."
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[Normal voice] Your ideas are
smart and funny and oh, so sweet."
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Oh, thank you, baby.
Thank you, thank you.
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And it's one thing that
she's, like, gone all the time.
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Hang in there, buddy. It's Friday.
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[Door closes]
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It's just, if I felt
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like she was doing anything
remotely productive,
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it would help me be supportive,
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- like, as her partner.
- [Car alarm chirps]
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But every morning, I
see her get in her car,
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and then when she comes home,
she's in the exact same car,
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and it's just, like,
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I get that it's fun to
just drive around all day.
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Uh, yeah. I would...
I would love that, too.
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I've actually made that pretty obvious.
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And I'm aware that these are kind of,
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like, first-world problems or something,
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because, yeah, like, Nan's great.
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I'm actually, honestly,
deeply obsessed with her.
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It's just...
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I just think we have
a little work to do.
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[Telephone ringing in background]
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Hey, Gwen.
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I have a 10:30 with Kevin.
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He's running a minute late.
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- Great.
- Kareem!
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Okay, I will just... I'll hang out, then.
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[Clears throat]
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Oh, Nan... Hey, I think you have
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some kind of animal's
fur on your clothes.
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Uh-oh! Nan the man.
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- Hey.
- [Laughs]
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What do you got for me?
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Let me guess... one of
those girl-power anthems?
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[Chuckles]
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Yeah, well, you know me.
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- I'm just kidding.
- Mm.
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I'm one of the biggest feminists I know.
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Well... good.
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Then you're gonna love this pitch.
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I don't think Nan has, like, any idea
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how packed my days are.
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[Sniffing]
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I actually have a lot to accomplish.
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Like, for one thing,
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the fact that I need 14 hours of sleep,
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you know, is not something I
should have to feel bad about.
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Like... sleep is the foundation
of a productive day.
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And then there's, like,
keeping track of deliveries
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and having to manage, like,
staff changes there, and...
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Look, like... like, I worry, you know?
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Like, there are a lot
of just massive threats
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that Nan seems completely unaware of.
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For instance, the cat,
who... not to be racist...
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but she's just, like, a sociopath,
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like... like an emotional terrorist.
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And I just...
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[Whooshing]
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I feel like I just get zero help.
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[Groans, sighs]
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[Clicking tongue]
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[Exhales sharply]
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Yeah.
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Yeah?
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No.
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Oh.
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Hard pass.
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[Ball hits backboard]
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Oh. Um... okay.
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Do you have any specific
notes or anything I should...
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I'm trying to be nice here.
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It was a bad idea, okay? Bad idea.
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I don't want to have to
mansplain this to you.
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Alley-oop!
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[Ball hits rim]
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Oop. Sorry.
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[Ball bounces]
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You don't think that
maybe there's something,
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um... you know, kind of powerful
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about us telling people how
beautiful they are when...
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[Laughs]
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We live in Pittsburgh,
last time I checked.
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Have you been outside?
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Not everyone's beautiful.
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Get me something new by Monday.
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Monday?
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Something, like, Kanye-tweet level.
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All right? [Thud]
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[Siren wails in distance]
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Jenn: [British accent] Okay.
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[Keyboard clacking]
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Yes.
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Well, that's it. I quit.
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Oh, shut up. No, you don't.
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That was the 11th idea in
a row that he's turned down.
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[Clanking]
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I am out of ideas now.
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And I-I'm out of booze.
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[Thud]
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[Sighs]
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[Exhales] Okay.
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Come with me. We'll fix this.
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You know, there is always
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a bottle of something
douchey in here somewhere.
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He just moves it around.
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"Dope Idea Board."
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[Scoffs] "Spray-on condoms."
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Random French words. [Giggles]
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He has "Baguette" written here.
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Hey, did I ever tell
you that he bought me
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a Black Lives Matter t-shirt?
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- Oh, my God.
- [Drawer closes]
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Mm-hmm. I know. He was
so proud of himself.
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I kind of felt bad when
I turned him in to HR.
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[Sighs]
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Honesty, the worst part about all this
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is how we try so hard
to come up with things
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that are, like, original...
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- Mm-hmm...
- and creative.
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Meanwhile, if I just
turned something in with,
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like, naked women on it
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and vaguely French-sounding words,
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then Kevin would be,
like, totally delighted.
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- [Straining] Oh, yeah.
- [Bottle thumps]
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Do you think that would work, though?
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Oh, it definitely would, but also...
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I just feel so gross,
like, compromising on that,
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you know?
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Yeah, but you sell out now, and then,
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when you have your own team,
you do whatever you want.
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[Liquid pouring]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, man. What the hell?
I think you're right.
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- Yeah, I normally am.
- [Exhales]
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I was never the biggest fan
of Nan having a boyfriend,
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so when we decided
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to kind of, you know,
ditch Jason or whatever,
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like, I was pretty excited
to just have her to myself.
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And at first, it was awesome,
like, for me personally.
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It was... It was great.
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But tonight, like, it
just took me off guard.
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She's just been so good
about coming home on Fridays
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for our, like, scheduled
cry-into-the-wine time.
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And I guess that kind of
started to mean a lot to me.
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I know Nan didn't mean to be bad.
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Like... Like, I get it,
but I think it's important
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for me to draw, like,
really clear boundaries.
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Like, as the dominant partner,
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you know, to say, "Here's
a line you can't cross."
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Bye!
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Good luck with your music!
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[Slurring] Go upstairs
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Da-da-dada
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Ow!
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Martin?
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I'm gonna call him real quick.
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But it's fine.
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Hey, Jason.
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I just wanted to call and tell you
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to come and get your stupid motorcycle.
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[Laughs]
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And also, I don't even miss you,
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'cause I'm not even very lonely.
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So... mm-kay.
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I love you. Bye.
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- [Cellphone beeps]
- Oopsie.
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I'll try again.
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Actually, I don't love you, 'kay?
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Okay. Love you. Bye.
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[Cellphone beeps]
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[Stairs creaking]
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[Gasps]
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What did you do?
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Bad! You understand?
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That's not good!
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Not a good choice!
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Martin: It's hard, because,
like, she can be like,
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"Blah, blah, blah, bad dog,
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"blah, blah, blah," all she wants,
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and a part of me wants to be just like,
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"You think a shoe was bad?
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"Like, I will destroy
everything that you love.
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I will tear your world to pieces."
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Kim: What's the name?
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Oh, sorry. Hi. I'm Nan.
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No... the dog. What's the dog's name?
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Okay. Uh, this is Martin.
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Come on up.
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Come on.
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Um, okay. So, he, uh, uh...
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He just decided to
chew up a bunch of my...
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Sit, Martin.
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He... He sat.
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Um, he decided to chew
up a bunch of my shoes,
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so I just Googled...
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- Nan. Nan.
- Oh.
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I'm gonna stop you right there.
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Can anybody tell me
what's going on here?
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Maybe she's so focused on her dog
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that she can't even see
how her own dysfunction
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is affecting the situation.
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[Chuckling] Okay.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Nan, why has Martin
brought you here today?
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Uh... I guess I... haven't
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been paying him enough
attention lately, so...
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Why is that?
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I don't know. Am I the
only one here who has a job?
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[Chuckles] Am I right?
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[Chuckles nervously]
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[Sighs]
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"Do not leave your dog
for more than 15 minutes."
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People are crazy.
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[Ringtone plays, cellphone vibrates]
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[Cellphone beeps]
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Hey.
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Jenn: Happy Sunday, Nan!
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How's your French-nudie project going?
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- [Car door closes]
- [Exhales] I haven't even started it.
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I've been dealing with
my dog all weekend.
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Listen, I got to call you back, okay?
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All right. Bye.
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[Cellphone beeps]
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- [Door opens, closes]
- Hey.
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Hey.
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I didn't know you were coming.
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Yeah, I got your phone call.
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- About my motorcycle...
- Mm.
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...and how happy and unlonely you are.
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Yeah.
263
00:09:56,127 --> 00:09:57,660
[Chuckling] I remember.
264
00:09:57,762 --> 00:09:59,061
- Hi.
- Hi.
265
00:09:59,163 --> 00:09:59,995
[Chuckles]
266
00:10:00,098 --> 00:10:01,964
Um...
267
00:10:06,804 --> 00:10:09,146
Actually, what are you doing today?
268
00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:11,073
Uh... [Clicks tongue]
269
00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,541
nothing.
270
00:10:12,643 --> 00:10:14,076
Come on! Come on!
271
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,544
You ready?
272
00:10:15,646 --> 00:10:17,813
273
00:10:17,915 --> 00:10:19,014
[Thud]
274
00:10:20,451 --> 00:10:22,184
[Laughs]
275
00:10:22,286 --> 00:10:25,121
Ah! We need to work on this.
276
00:10:25,223 --> 00:10:26,589
There you go. Who's a good boy?
277
00:10:26,691 --> 00:10:29,158
It's funny, like, how life works,
278
00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:32,061
because all of a sudden,
Nan's making, you know,
279
00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:34,196
like, really good progress
in couples therapy and...
280
00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:36,599
Yeah, like, Jason's never been somebody
281
00:10:36,701 --> 00:10:40,002
who I really deeply respected,
like, as a peer, but...
282
00:10:40,104 --> 00:10:41,103
You ready? Ready?
283
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,338
- I don't know, like...
- Hah!
284
00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,173
...things are moving
in a positive direction.
285
00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:44,974
[Sighs]
286
00:10:45,076 --> 00:10:46,409
I feel like maybe
287
00:10:46,511 --> 00:10:48,811
this is the universe saying,
like, "Hey, you know what?"
288
00:10:48,913 --> 00:10:50,179
Like, you're on the right track."
289
00:10:50,281 --> 00:10:52,248
290
00:11:03,661 --> 00:11:04,927
[Music playing through earbuds]
291
00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:06,395
Whoa! Hey.
292
00:11:06,497 --> 00:11:07,863
- [Music stops]
- Hi. Hey, Kevin.
293
00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:09,532
Nan.
294
00:11:09,634 --> 00:11:13,636
This is... actually... kind of dope.
295
00:11:13,738 --> 00:11:14,637
[Chuckles]
296
00:11:14,739 --> 00:11:15,704
Yeah, uh, you know,
297
00:11:15,807 --> 00:11:17,973
I wanted to do something with, um...
298
00:11:18,075 --> 00:11:20,109
French words, right? Yeah.
299
00:11:20,211 --> 00:11:23,212
But also some... some nudity.
300
00:11:24,415 --> 00:11:25,748
- Yeah.
- Yes.
301
00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:27,116
- I thought of it.
- Oh, my God.
302
00:11:27,218 --> 00:11:28,717
- I was like...
- Hey.
303
00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:30,319
I want to throw something at you here,
304
00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:32,421
and I don't want you to go
into one of your tizzies,
305
00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:34,857
but you know who Tristen is, right?
306
00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:37,693
Tristen... Like, head-of-design
New York fashion-guru Tristen?
307
00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:38,928
Yeah, yeah!
308
00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:40,262
He's gonna be here Monday,
309
00:11:40,364 --> 00:11:42,097
and...
310
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,700
I think he'd like this.
311
00:11:44,802 --> 00:11:47,236
Like, are you ready?
312
00:11:47,338 --> 00:11:49,872
[Door opens]
313
00:11:49,974 --> 00:11:51,707
[Door closes]
314
00:11:51,809 --> 00:11:53,008
Oh.
315
00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:54,376
Hey, uh, sorry.
316
00:11:54,479 --> 00:11:56,111
I didn't, uh... I didn't know
you were gonna be back already.
317
00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:59,281
Yeah. I was just kind of finishing up.
318
00:11:59,383 --> 00:12:00,649
"Au Naturale."
319
00:12:00,751 --> 00:12:02,351
This is incredible.
320
00:12:02,453 --> 00:12:03,185
[Chuckles]
321
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,488
- Wow.
- Thanks.
322
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:06,789
Yeah, I don't know.
323
00:12:06,891 --> 00:12:10,259
The concept's still kind
of... clich? or whatever.
324
00:12:10,361 --> 00:12:12,628
But Kevin he said he
thought it was dope,
325
00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:13,929
so I don't know.
326
00:12:14,031 --> 00:12:16,499
We'll see if he finally
promotes me or something.
327
00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:17,900
You were hanging out with the Kevin?
328
00:12:18,002 --> 00:12:18,834
[Scoffs]
329
00:12:18,936 --> 00:12:20,102
Isn't he, like, the worst?
330
00:12:20,204 --> 00:12:21,103
[Chuckling] Yeah.
331
00:12:21,205 --> 00:12:22,872
It's called playing the game.
332
00:12:22,974 --> 00:12:24,240
Aw, Nan, come on.
333
00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:26,442
Like, your whole thing
is that you're, like, a...
334
00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:29,879
a wonderful, honest, real person.
335
00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:32,081
- [Chuckles]
- You can't go selling out on us now.
336
00:12:32,183 --> 00:12:33,949
Ha! Sure I can.
337
00:12:34,051 --> 00:12:35,684
Uh, well...
338
00:12:35,786 --> 00:12:40,456
Uh, I bought a frozen
pizza and some... some wine
339
00:12:40,558 --> 00:12:42,191
and, like, a load of bagels.
340
00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:43,626
- [Chuckles]
- Well, I was just gonna,
341
00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:46,195
you know, eat a pizza whole
while playing video games
342
00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:47,897
and masturbating at the same time.
343
00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:49,398
- [Laughing]
- Or... but...
344
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,701
Um, but, you know, the
idea of, like, uh...
345
00:12:52,803 --> 00:12:54,203
eating off a plate
346
00:12:54,305 --> 00:12:57,072
and conversing with
another human being...
347
00:12:57,174 --> 00:12:58,741
I mean...
348
00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:01,010
that doesn't sound horrible.
349
00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:03,245
I'm... I think we both know
350
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,381
where this ends up, though, so...
351
00:13:06,584 --> 00:13:07,316
Yeah.
352
00:13:07,418 --> 00:13:08,884
- Right?
- Yep.
353
00:13:08,986 --> 00:13:09,952
No. Yeah.
354
00:13:10,054 --> 00:13:11,754
I'm, uh... You know,
I-I'm on the same page,
355
00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:14,156
by the way, yeah... uh, 100%.
356
00:13:14,258 --> 00:13:16,625
[Moaning, heavy breathing]
357
00:13:16,727 --> 00:13:17,826
[Thud]
358
00:13:17,929 --> 00:13:18,861
Don't mind me.
359
00:13:18,963 --> 00:13:20,396
[Chuckles]
360
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:24,400
Martin: [Voice breaking] I
don't even know what to say.
361
00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:29,071
I guess... I guess a part
of me still believed that,
362
00:13:29,173 --> 00:13:32,107
like, what Nan and I
had was, like, special.
363
00:13:32,209 --> 00:13:36,579
And... I felt like I was
totally irreplaceable to her.
364
00:13:37,815 --> 00:13:41,183
But, like, apparently not.
365
00:13:41,285 --> 00:13:43,752
Apparently, she's completely glad
366
00:13:43,854 --> 00:13:45,721
- to just toss me aside...
- [Jason and Nan chuckling]
367
00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:49,625
... like, the very moment she
finds someone else to play with.
368
00:13:49,727 --> 00:13:51,627
Like, I get it now.
369
00:13:51,729 --> 00:13:53,562
Like, I understand what
she thinks of me, and...
370
00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:57,266
You know, honestly, like,
I'm, like, totally over it.
371
00:13:57,368 --> 00:14:00,069
Like, if that's how she wants
to play it, then good for her.
372
00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,337
[Sniffs]
373
00:14:01,439 --> 00:14:04,273
She can do whatever she
wants, and you know what?
374
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,408
Like, that goes for me, too.
375
00:14:11,557 --> 00:14:12,890
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
376
00:14:12,992 --> 00:14:15,760
[Exhales sharply] Oh, no.
377
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:17,995
No, no, no! No, no, no!
378
00:14:18,097 --> 00:14:20,097
Martin! What did you do?!
379
00:14:20,199 --> 00:14:22,166
Oh, God!
380
00:14:22,268 --> 00:14:23,167
[Whimpers]
381
00:14:23,269 --> 00:14:24,602
No, no, no, no, no.
382
00:14:24,704 --> 00:14:26,337
[Sighs] Oh, God.
383
00:14:27,707 --> 00:14:29,340
[Sniffles, breathes shakily]
384
00:14:29,442 --> 00:14:30,341
[Clank]
385
00:14:30,443 --> 00:14:31,408
[Voice breaking] Damn it.
386
00:14:31,511 --> 00:14:33,377
[Sobs]
387
00:14:33,479 --> 00:14:35,412
[Exhales sharply]
388
00:14:35,515 --> 00:14:37,414
[Sniffles]
389
00:14:39,852 --> 00:14:40,751
[Sobs]
390
00:14:40,853 --> 00:14:42,887
391
00:14:48,928 --> 00:14:52,396
Tristen, what you're about to see
392
00:14:52,498 --> 00:14:55,099
is something I've been
incubating for a long time.
393
00:14:55,201 --> 00:14:58,969
It's sexy, yet sophisticated.
394
00:14:59,071 --> 00:15:02,540
Nan, why don't you walk
him through our idea?
395
00:15:02,642 --> 00:15:04,875
Okay. Let's see it.
396
00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:08,712
Okay. Yep. Um...
397
00:15:10,616 --> 00:15:13,350
[Clears throat] All right, so...
398
00:15:13,452 --> 00:15:16,053
I'm actually gonna start today with...
399
00:15:16,155 --> 00:15:17,354
a bit of a confession,
400
00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:19,423
which is that my dog ate my homework...
401
00:15:19,525 --> 00:15:21,258
- [Beep]
- [Chuckles nervously]
402
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,160
- ... uh, this morning.
- [Chuckles nervously]
403
00:15:23,262 --> 00:15:25,396
He actually, uh... [Beep]
404
00:15:25,498 --> 00:15:26,764
He destroyed the presentation
405
00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:28,666
I was supposed to give here today.
406
00:15:28,768 --> 00:15:32,002
- And I was... freaking out, believe me.
- [Sighs]
407
00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:34,538
Uh, I was so, so angry.
408
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,708
And I was looking at my dog...
409
00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:40,377
You know, just trying to
decide what to do with him
410
00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:44,481
and his... stupid, adoring little face.
411
00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:48,519
And... I realized something.
412
00:15:48,621 --> 00:15:49,820
[Beep]
413
00:15:49,922 --> 00:15:52,089
Every day...
414
00:15:52,191 --> 00:15:53,490
- [Beep]
- it doesn't matter
415
00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:56,493
if I've gained weight... [Chuckles]
416
00:15:56,596 --> 00:16:00,598
or... if my skin is all broken out...
417
00:16:03,669 --> 00:16:06,036
... or if I can't
stop crying for a week.
418
00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:08,672
419
00:16:08,774 --> 00:16:10,875
- Every day...
- [Beep]
420
00:16:10,977 --> 00:16:13,244
... he still looks at
me exactly the same way.
421
00:16:15,781 --> 00:16:18,115
Like...
422
00:16:18,217 --> 00:16:21,752
Like I am the most beautiful
thing he has ever seen.
423
00:16:21,854 --> 00:16:22,887
[Chuckles]
424
00:16:24,624 --> 00:16:25,890
- [Whispering] Stop.
- And I just thought,
425
00:16:25,992 --> 00:16:29,827
what if I could see myself
the way my dog sees me?
426
00:16:29,929 --> 00:16:33,063
What if I could love myself like that?
427
00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:38,302
What if we, as a brand, we
could do that for our customers?
428
00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:40,537
What if...
429
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,140
instead of showing
them this endless parade
430
00:16:43,242 --> 00:16:47,578
of perfectly cast and
lit and retouched models,
431
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,947
what if we just showed
people themselves?
432
00:16:50,049 --> 00:16:53,083
What if we literally turn
all of our storefronts
433
00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:58,055
into giant mirrors with
big font that just reads
434
00:16:58,157 --> 00:17:03,027
"Look at how beautiful you are"?
435
00:17:03,129 --> 00:17:06,063
I think this would
be good for our brand.
436
00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:11,635
Maybe it would make the world
a little bit better place, too.
437
00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:14,371
Thank you.
438
00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:20,044
[Scoffs]
439
00:17:20,146 --> 00:17:21,312
Ow!
440
00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:24,581
441
00:17:33,826 --> 00:17:34,858
[Sniffs]
442
00:17:36,729 --> 00:17:40,664
I remember, when I was young...
443
00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:43,968
I remember it being dark and warm and...
444
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:45,336
[Puppies squealing]
445
00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:47,471
... it smelled like home. [Sniffs]
446
00:17:48,874 --> 00:17:50,941
[Thump]
447
00:17:51,043 --> 00:17:55,079
And then, I remember being
taken to the other place, and...
448
00:17:55,181 --> 00:17:56,847
- [Dogs barking, cage creaks]
- ... I remember being scared,
449
00:17:56,949 --> 00:17:59,850
and there was this... this
endless litany of faces,
450
00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:03,387
like... like, all these new faces.
451
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:10,928
But then one day... one
day, there was Nan's face.
452
00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:13,764
Hey, buddy.
453
00:18:15,901 --> 00:18:18,002
What's his name?
454
00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:21,672
Martin.
455
00:18:26,512 --> 00:18:28,178
[Sizzling]
456
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,614
And the next day, it was her face again,
457
00:18:30,716 --> 00:18:33,650
and the next day again, and then again.
458
00:18:33,753 --> 00:18:35,285
And then, I guess, after a while,
459
00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:38,789
I realized, like, I was just smitten...
460
00:18:38,891 --> 00:18:41,091
[Licking] ... like head over heels.
461
00:18:41,193 --> 00:18:43,260
- [Chuckles]
- And... And I feel like
462
00:18:43,362 --> 00:18:45,295
the reason I've been so hard on Nan is,
463
00:18:45,398 --> 00:18:47,197
honestly, I'm just... I'm just scared
464
00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:49,967
- [Door opens, closes]
- because it's so vulnerable
465
00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:51,668
to love somebody this much...
466
00:18:51,771 --> 00:18:54,905
like, to know that
no matter what they do
467
00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:57,174
or... or how mad you get at them,
468
00:18:57,276 --> 00:18:59,543
that you will always
come running back to them.
469
00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:02,446
Like, I literally can't quit her.
470
00:19:02,548 --> 00:19:04,415
[Martin whines]
471
00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:06,550
472
00:19:08,487 --> 00:19:10,421
Come on.
473
00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:12,623
Come on, honey. We're gonna be okay.
474
00:19:12,725 --> 00:19:17,227
Like... Like, I'm a...
I'm a creature of love.
475
00:19:17,329 --> 00:19:18,328
And you know what?
476
00:19:18,431 --> 00:19:20,631
Like, it's because of that love
477
00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:25,335
that I had to so
aggressively dominate her.
478
00:19:25,438 --> 00:19:29,406
The thing is, like... it worked.
479
00:19:29,508 --> 00:19:34,078
Like, here we are, going on,
like... like, an actual walk.
480
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:36,480
Come on. Let's go.
481
00:19:36,582 --> 00:19:38,849
[Ringtone plays, cellphone vibrates]
482
00:19:38,951 --> 00:19:39,817
Hello?
483
00:19:39,919 --> 00:19:42,319
Nan Draper. [Chuckles]
484
00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:46,256
Hey. You went totally rogue on me today.
485
00:19:46,358 --> 00:19:49,226
Yeah. I'm actually kind of
surprised you're calling me.
486
00:19:49,328 --> 00:19:51,862
Turns out, Tristen liked your idea
487
00:19:51,964 --> 00:19:54,031
and wants to expand on it.
488
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,900
So congratulations.
489
00:19:57,002 --> 00:19:59,837
You get to work nights
and weekends for a year.
490
00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:03,774
491
00:20:06,145 --> 00:20:07,244
Hello?
492
00:20:07,346 --> 00:20:09,880
Wha... Yeah. Yeah, sure.
493
00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:11,715
That's, uh...
494
00:20:11,817 --> 00:20:13,417
sounds dope.
495
00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:15,252
Thanks. Thank you.
496
00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:17,721
[Cellphone beeps]
497
00:20:17,823 --> 00:20:19,957
[Chuckles]
498
00:20:20,059 --> 00:20:23,527
499
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:32,269
I think, for the first
time in a long time,
500
00:20:32,371 --> 00:20:33,403
we're connected.
501
00:20:33,506 --> 00:20:37,574
And I think today,
Nan finally understood
502
00:20:37,676 --> 00:20:42,379
that we can never, ever,
ever be separated again.
503
00:20:42,481 --> 00:20:46,750
I think she finally understands
what matters, you know?
504
00:20:46,852 --> 00:20:48,585
Us.
505
00:20:48,687 --> 00:20:50,254
Me.
506
00:20:51,646 --> 00:20:54,130
[Insects chirping]
507
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:57,688
Pepper: [Echoing] She doesn't love you.
508
00:20:58,486 --> 00:21:01,053
She's never really loved you.
509
00:21:01,155 --> 00:21:02,354
[ Chuckles]
510
00:21:02,884 --> 00:21:07,631
And that's why she's
never... coming... home.
511
00:21:07,795 --> 00:21:09,295
[ Roars] [Whines]
512
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,733
[Clock ticking]
513
00:21:16,837 --> 00:21:19,445
I'm gonna kill that [bleep] cat.
514
00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:23,561
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