All language subtitles for Doogie Howser MD s01e26 Frankly, My Dear, I rand.eng

How'd you find this place?

Some travel magazine.

This was on the list

of "10 best spots for
an afternoon delight."

May I help you?

I'd like a room
for the night, please.

Single or double?

Double.
Nothing too flashy

unless you got
something in a honeymoon suite.

The bridal party
will arrive later.

How festive.

If the honeymoon suite's
unavailable,

I'll take anything
with a king-size bed

and thick walls.

I'll just see what's available.

I wonder what she'll be wearing.

I'm craving lace.

Calm down. You're
starting to sweat.

I know.

My throat's really tight.

I can't even swallow.

Think this might be
performance anxiety?

You're putting
too much pressure on yourself.

Maybe you've got
unrealistic expectations?

I just want this

to be
the most fantastic night of my life.

There's spring here.
We have liftoff.

Janine's going to be
really impressed.

You haven't seen the half of it.

The delpino seduction kit.

Two scented candles.

Orchid.

One boom box,

featuring
the smooth sounds of Mr. Perry como.

He ain't just for Christmas.

And one bottle
of Dr. laszlo's sex tonic.

Which one of us
do I rub this on?

Let me see that.

You know, Vinnie,

the medical evidence
of aphrodisiacs is very flimsy.

Don't give me science.

I'm trying to
create a romantic ambiance here.

One box of
precautionary measures,

and one airline sickness bag.

You know my history
of nerves and women.

Sex is mostly in your mind,

and nobody
has a mind for it quite like yours.

I don't know.

I feel terrible.

I'm, like, burning up.

Did this happen to you

when you and Wanda
tried to do it...

Sweating,
dry throat, kind of woozy?

I was a wreck.
It's normal.

They're here.

Ok. Relax. You're a stud.
This is your moment.

Are you going to throw up?

No. I'm going
to faint.

Hi.

Come on in.

Vinnie's just, uh,
getting some air.

You look amazing.
Like Venus de Milo with arms.

Thanks.

This is really a nice room.

Yeah.

This borders on posh.

I can't believe
you picked it out... and paid for it.

Oh, we should take this
for a souvenir.

"Hotel splendide etoile."

Wanda, you know French.
What does that mean?

I think it means
we should get out of here.

Vinnie and Janine are funny.

It's great seeing them together.

Je pense c'est merveilleux

nous sommes de nouveau ensemble.

What?

It's great we're back together.

Aren't you
brushing up on your French?

Yeah. Yeah, I am.

Why?
You hate French.

It'll make it easier

to talk to the people in France.

Doogie, I'm going to Europe.

What?

My parents are
taking me on vacation.

Then I'm going
to spend the summer

with the family
of a student in Paris. I'm studying art history.

When were you planning
on telling me all this?

I couldn't find the right time.

It happened
while we were broken up.

This student...
What's her name?

Jean-Claude.

That's not a girl's name.

It's not a girl.

England,

Switzerland,

Italy.

Italy, Wanda.

An entire
country full of Vinnie delpinos.

I can take care of myself.

You went to Arizona,
and you lost your purse.

You are such a...

Jerk is the word i want.

Don't you mean le jerque?

Is something wrong?

Oh. Dr. howser.

No. Everything's fine.

No. Wait a minute.

Let's get
an objective opinion here.

Fine.

Mom and dad,
get this...

Wanda just announced

that she'll be spending
three months

traipsing around Europe.

Oh, how exciting.
That's wonderful.

Wait. That's not all.

She'll be spending two months

living with some
art student in France.

Paris, the city of lights.

Do you remember, David?
Those long walks by the seine,

and that little bakery
by the flower market.

Oh, great.
Why don't you all go to Europe?

You two can sleep on
Jean-Claude's couch.

Doogie's flipped out about this.

Oh, excuse me.

I'm just concerned about
your safety and your health.

The last I heard,

France was part of
the civilized world.

She's not going to Beirut.

How do I know?

I didn't even know
she was going to France.

It kind of caught me
by surprise.

Yeah.

Slow down, Janine.

Just tell me
exactly what his symptoms are.

Uh-huh.

Has he vomited?

O.K. O.K.

Stay calm.
I'll be right over.

That was Janine.

Vinnie's a little...
Under the weather.

Serious?

I don't think so.

He's just been
under a lot of stress lately.

Where are they?

Out... On a date.

I'll go out and meet them.

Maybe i should come.

- No!
- No!

Honest, dad.
I can handle it.

I'll... here... be back
before you know it.

We were lighting the candles,

and he crumpled.

I did not crumple.

Delpinos do not crumple.

He crumpled.

O.K. Close.

Your tonsils look terrible.

Whenever have you seen
attractive tonsils?

They're slabs of meat.

Yours are infected.
It's bad.

They're enlarged and covered

with an inflammatory exudate.

What's that?

Pus pockets.

Oh, disgusting.

Hey, mother Theresa,
could I get a little sympathy here?

I'm a sick man.

You've had strep
twice this year. They'll have to come out.

My tonsils?
You mean, like, tonight?

No, first we'll put you
on an antibiotic,

but then you'll have
to go to the hospital.

Oh, man.

Janine,

would you get me
a glass of water?

Could you give me something
to get me through tonight?

Janine's fickle.

I have to strike
while the iron's hot.

Not a chance.

You're a wreck.

You could infect Janine

and make yourself worse.

I'm sorry.

I wouldn't tell you
to call it off

unless it were serious.

Here's your water, Vinnie.

I know I look young for my age,

but isn't it extreme
putting me in the nursery?

O.K., kids,
let's settle down.

Shh.

Dr. kagan likes to keep
all his tonsillectomies in the same ward.

He does five or six a day.

What number am I?

I don't want the guy spreading
himself too thin here.

You're gonna be fine.

This ward has the best service
in the hospital.

All the ice cream you can eat.

Ooh! Great.
And when does coco the clown make his appearance?

Tuesdays and Thursdays.

I can't believe it.

From Dr. laszlo's sex tonic
to pee-wee's playhouse.

So, how's our senior
tonsillectomy patient?

Not feeling so senior.

Dr. kagan's coming down.

He's getting your parents
to sign the consent forms.

Just so they're not
filling out a donor card.

If you need anything,

curly and i are always around.

Uh, nurse spaulding,

I may want to lean on you later.

You think she
takes me seriously?

Give it a rest, vin.

Hi, markie. Hi, Donnie.

- Hi, doctor.
- Whoop.

Hi, Vincent.
How are we feeling?

I can't speak for you,

but I've been better.

I'll explain
this operation to you

in a way you can understand.

You know when you get
a splinter in your finger

and it makes
your whole darn hand hurt?

Let's get to the risk factors.

I went over that
with your mom and dad.

I'm not a kid.
Go over it with me.

It's a very simple operation,

but there's always a small risk

with a general anesthetic.

Yeah. Go on.

Possible brain damage,
hemorrhaging, shock,

aspiration pneumonia,

and in very rare
instances, death.

The big dirt nap.

Give me some odds.

Really, there's absolutely
nothing to worry about.

Well, can doogie be there?

No offense, I'm sure you're very
good for your age.

I'm just used
to younger doctors.

I have no objection

to Dr. howser assisting
with the operation.

Try to get some rest.

Visiting hours
are officially over,

but I thought
you'd like to see Vinnie before the operation.

Has he got tubes in him?
I hate that?

No. It's
just Vinnie,

and he's nervous,

so try and be nice to him.

I'm always nice to him.

I love the little jerk.

So how is he?

He's fine.

Are you going
straight back to work?

I thought we'd take a walk.

Sorry.
I've got rounds.

Doogie, come on.
You're avoiding me.

I'm not. I really
have a lot to do.

Is that why you haven't called?

I thought you'd be
expecting calls from Italy or France.

Do you want me not to go?

If I asked, would you stay?

O.K., go! Have a great time!

Have a baguette on me!

What is your problem?

If this trip's innocent,

why didn't you tell me?

Because I was afraid
you'd get mad.

So you feel
you can't tell me things.

Yes.

I think that's a problem
in our relationship.

I think it is, too.

I got to go.

That feels great, Janine.

Shift a little to the left.

Down an inch.

Pressure's perfecto.

Why don't you come
give me a rubdown?

Why don't I start
your surgery early?

He's a little tense.

Honey, try to relax.

How can I?

You're talking to a man

who's just hours away

from irreversible brain damage.

Vinnie, they're taking
your tonsils out.

It's an operation
you have when you're 5.

You get to my age,
the risk shoots up.

Really?

I tried to get the doctor
to give me some odds.

He wouldn't discuss it with me.

Now, I'm not saying
i won't pull through, Janine,

but we've got to
face the possibility

that after tomorrow
I'll be worm meat.

And you know the worst part?

I'd be going to my grave
virgin worm meat.

What do you want me to do?

The room's full of children.

Uh, this is
Dr. Douglas howser.

I'm transferring
patient Vincent delpino

to a private room.

Can you tell me
which ones are available?

None at all?

At any price?

O.K. Brainstorm.

There is one place we could go.

How'd you learn to do that?

Years of
being grounded by my parents.

A dimmer in his office.

I like this guy.

Whose office is this?

The head honcho...

Canfield.

He loves me.

This is nice.

The perfect surrounding
for a tete-a-tete.

Janine, I'm on the desk.

I know. It's
one of my fantasies.

Oh, my god.

I'm in love with a pervert.

Excuse me.

Vincent delpino.

What are you doing here?

Uh, I'm having my tonsils out.

Am I still alive?

Yeah.

And I'm still a virgin?

Well, just think of it
as a reason to recover.

Everything went fine.
You should be leaving tomorrow.

I just felt my throat.

What did they use, a blowtorch?

It'll be sore for a while.

By the way, Dr. canfield
sends his regards.

Don't try and talk now.

You can explain in detail later.

This just came
for a Mr. Vincent delpino.

Should I read the card?

"Get well soon.

"There's a desk position
waiting for you.

Love, Janine."

Summer job.

Anything else i can do for you?

Sponge bath.

That's a perfectly
legitimate request.

I've said this
many times as a friend.

Now I'm saying it as a doctor.

Shut up.

Dr. Jeff Henry,

please call the fourth
floor nurses station.

Dr. Jeff Henry.

Doogie.

What are you doing here?

I came with Janine
to see Vinnie.

I wanted to see you, too.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

I know.

I wanted to give you my address.

I hope you'll write me.

Yeah. I will.

If I have time.

So...

Goodbye.

This came in the mail today.

Jean-Claude?

I didn't know
they had nerds in France.

You feel better now?

I guess, a little.

Wanda, you... you are going
to see so many things

and have so many experiences

that you'll be
a different person when you come back.

I'm afraid.

I'm afraid you won't
want me anymore.

That's crazy, doogie.

Is it?

All I can say for now
is I love you, doogie.

I love you, too, Wanda.

No. I'm on duty.

And I'm going to Europe.

You're right.

What is this, spawning season?

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