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? ?
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HARRY: And then your grandmother
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came to America in 1921,
where she changed
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- the family name...
- ANDREW: Dad, Dad.
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Nine minutes ago,
this started as a toast
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for Eve and my anniversary.
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How did we get to Nana in 1921?
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Sorry. A fast-forward
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to the first winter of
the Great Depression.
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- Happy anniversary!
- (OTHERS CHEER)
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Here's to many more years together.
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Have you guys given each
other your gifts yet?
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Oh, no, we don't buy each other gifts.
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Yeah, we buy what we
want for ourselves...
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Wrap it, and then let the
other one give it to us.
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Aw, so romantic. Why do you do that?
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Because the first year we gave each
other gifts, they sucked.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Your brother got me a fedora.
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And she got me these awful low-top UGGs.
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I bought you those.
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The point is we have a system,
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and it works.
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HARRY: Judy, don't forget,
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Dick and Lenore Stevenson
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are coming over tonight to play bridge.
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Yay. Lenore Stevenson.
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What's wrong with Lenore Stevenson?
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Oh, she's just so competitive,
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about cards, about life.
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She's always trying to one-up me.
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I like Dick Stevenson.
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Well, that's only because he
never stops complimenting you.
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I like compliments.
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See, this is the difference
between your father and me.
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He only sees the good in people.
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And you only see the bad.
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Well, it's easy to see the bad
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when Lenore is so opinionated
and passive-aggressive.
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Gee, I don't know
anyone like that, Judy.
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Would you rather I were
aggressive-aggressive?
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No. No.
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Oh. I got to go.
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My spin class starts in 20 minutes.
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You are obsessed with that
class. Should I try it?
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You should but you can't...
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the instructor Sydney has,
like, a cult following.
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Wait, Sydney from Star-Wheel?
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Well, I-I read in Us Weekly
Beyonc� can't even get in.
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How'd you get in?
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Hey, I'm semi-famous.
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And my friend Luke is dating Sydney.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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? La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? Come on, won't you take me home? ?
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Synced and corrected by johnyd13
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- Oh, ho-ho!
- Oh! Ha-ha!
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You know, I know Malvino's
is a little more expensive,
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- but it is so worth it.
- Yeah, man.
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I never really think about money,
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especially when it's yours. (CHUCKLES)
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Oh. Thank God you guys are here.
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I need your help...
I got to break up with Sydney.
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You can't break up with
Sydney... she's great.
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And she'll kick us out
of her spin class.
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I mean, she's fun and upbeat.
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And she'll kick us out
of her spin class.
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Yes, yes, she's amazing...
for 45 minutes at a time.
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But it's hell being with
a spin instructor 24/7.
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It's so much encouragement,
so much exercise, so much... (PANTING)
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so much techno.
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Dude, just tell her you want
to chill out a bit more.
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I tried. Look, tonight I suggested
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we have a mellow dinner at my place.
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She suggested that we run the
stairs in between each course.
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I mean, if I keep dating her,
yes, I might live forever,
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but at what cost?
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- SYDNEY: Luke!
- Mm.
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- Where are you?
- Oh, my God,
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my body cramps up every
time I hear that voice.
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I'm right here, babe!
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- Hi! I thought I saw you...
- Hey!
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Duck out on the ninth floor.
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It's almost like you're hiding from me.
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No. No. No, no. I just had to take
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a little break from the stairs,
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so I could do some push-ups.
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Hey, Sydney.
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Hey, row two, bike three!
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Hey, come on.
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Wow, you're eating... chicken wings.
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Man, you're-you're so
much better than that.
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Oh. I, uh... he ordered them.
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Ah...
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Sydney, this is our friend Nick,
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who obviously doesn't care
what he puts into his body.
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Nick, Nick, come on.
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You're a handsome guy
with a great physique.
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How can you fill it with
all those empty calories?
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Uh...
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I mean, because it tastes good.
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All right. Come on, we still have
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one more course and ten
more floors to run.
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Yeah, uh, how about, how about
you go start steaming
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the dessert kale? Hmm?
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And I'll be right up.
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Great! I'll see you back at
your place in 20 minutes.
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- All right, let's do this!
- Ooh-hoo! Ooh!
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I swear,
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she is going to kill me.
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I mean, it's all so
physical and exhausting.
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Well, at least the sex must be good.
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No. She never stops coaching me.
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"Come on, you can do it, Luke.
Harder. Faster.
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Push it! Get up that hill!"
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What hill? What hill?!
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We're in bed!
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Look, I'm sorry, Josh,
but I cannot keep dating her
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just so we can get into her spin class.
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Okay, okay, then if you're gonna do it,
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you have to break up with her
without getting us kicked out.
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It can't be done.
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It can. I've stayed friends
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with every single girl
I've ever broken up with.
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Oh, man, I'm sorry.
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Oh, wait, no, that was a brag.
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Congratulations, man!
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My friends
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used to call me "the breakup whisperer."
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I guarantee there's a way
to break up with Sydney
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without getting us kicked
out of her spin class.
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Hey, I'm all ears.
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And I'm all wings.
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She hot, but she not gonna shame me.
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It's always such a delight
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having the two of you over for bridge.
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Well, like I say, playing
bridge is like having sex...
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if you don't have a good partner,
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you better have a good hand.
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(LAUGHING)
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LENORE: Judy.
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I'm always so impressed with your home.
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Aw, thank you for the
nice compliment, Lenore.
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Wasn't that nice, Judy?
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Uh-huh!
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The way you've decorated,
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it just doesn't feel as small as it is.
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Our townhouse,
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well, sometimes it feels too big.
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Well, I don't have to tell you.
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You probably
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saw it featured in Town & Country.
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Yes, we saw that. You were so brave
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to let them photograph you
from such a low angle.
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So, who is up for a daiquiri?
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I just got a new, fancy blender,
and you can be my first victim.
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Listen, if loving your
beverages is a crime,
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lock me up, Harry, lock me up!
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(LAUGHING)
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So, how's Josh?
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Oh, he's so...
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- Depressed?
- (GROANS)
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Since the divorce, I mean.
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And the cancellation of his show.
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Actually, he's bounced
back quite nicely.
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Hmm. Speaking of,
has your Gregory bounced back
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since his lap-band surgery?
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, skinnier and better than ever.
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HARRY: Well, here we go.
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Let's see if Team Roberts
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can't put a win on the board.
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Well, tonight might just be your night.
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I'm already feeling a little loopy.
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I'm afraid you accidentally got
a little strawberry mixed in
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with all the rum.
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(HARRY AND DICK LAUGHING)
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And it's just for the fun... I mean,
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who can even remember who's
won nine times in a row?
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(CHUCKLES) Oh. We did.
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It was us.
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What a wonderful memory
you have, Lenore.
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I'm so glad it hasn't been affected
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by all the marijuana smoke
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coming out of your adult
daughter's bedroom.
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? ?
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Happy
fifth anniversary, babe.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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You're the best thing that's
ever happened to me.
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All right. Ladies first.
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May I have my gift?
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As soon as you give it to me.
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Okay. Here you go.
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And here you go. Oh.
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- Really hope you like it.
- Okay.
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(GASPS) Oh, my God,
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it's that record player
I've had my eye on
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for the past six months!
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How did you know?
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- I didn't.
- (LAUGHS)
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Okay. Let me give you your gift.
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Oh. I can't wait to see what I got you.
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- Hmm?
- Hmm.
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(BOX RATTLING) Ooh.
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Hmm. What is this, this...?
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(GASPS)
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The Titleist Silver Mist Putter
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signed by Jordan Spieth.
Babe, you nailed it.
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- If you say so.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Oh. And this...
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is also for you.
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What? I didn't... get me anything else.
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I know. I got it. Happy anniversary.
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It's Wyatt's handprints.
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We made it at Mommy and Me class.
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- Aw...
- You like it?
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It's amazing. I love it.
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Aw.
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- But...
- What?
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Well, I didn't get you
anything... I feel bad.
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Oh. Honey, no, don't feel bad.
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Here, you give it to me now.
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Okay. Uh...
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I got you this.
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Oh!
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What?
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Wyatt's handprints?
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Thank you.
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No, this isn't working.
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Okay, the best way to
break up with someone
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is to be honest, loving and kind.
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Or you can simplify
it and lie like hell.
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Here's some of my greatest hits.
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"My gam-gam's sick in Florida."
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Or, or...
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"I'm enlisting in the Army."
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Or, or...
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my personal favorite:
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"I'm dying."
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You told some girl you're dying?
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- Yeah.
- What if you run into her again?
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"I'm cured!"
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Look, that's great,
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except I can't take Sydney's
spin class if I'm dead.
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Yeah, yeah, listen,
you don't have to lie.
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You just have to make her see
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why this is the best move for
her and not just for you.
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Seems easier just to lie.
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No. No lying. Just remember,
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you're not breaking her heart,
you're setting it free.
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- Mm.
- Try it.
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What, like, now?
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Like, right now.
Yeah, let's do some role-play.
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Like, in an acting exercise.
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- Nick, have a seat.
- Mm.
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00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,346
And, Luke, you just pretend
257
00:09:03,379 --> 00:09:04,645
that Nick here is Sydney.
258
00:09:04,657 --> 00:09:06,116
Oh, wait, I don't think Nick wants...
259
00:09:06,150 --> 00:09:08,354
(SNAPS FINGERS) You got
somethin' to say to me?
260
00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:15,299
- Well... Sydney...
- Mm-hmm?
261
00:09:15,332 --> 00:09:18,609
You are an amazing... woman.
262
00:09:18,621 --> 00:09:21,343
Ha. Tell me something I don't know.
263
00:09:22,986 --> 00:09:26,385
I just feel like you
deserve someone who,
264
00:09:26,418 --> 00:09:28,721
uh, who doesn't travel as much as I do.
265
00:09:28,755 --> 00:09:31,831
I like when you travel, because it
gives me time to do my own thing.
266
00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:34,197
My nails, my own TV shows,
267
00:09:34,231 --> 00:09:36,302
and read through your e-mails
268
00:09:36,335 --> 00:09:39,441
to make sure you not
still talking to Antonia.
269
00:09:40,842 --> 00:09:42,279
Nick...
270
00:09:42,312 --> 00:09:43,346
Sydney...
271
00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:45,050
Mm-hmm?
272
00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,284
I'm exhausted.
273
00:09:46,318 --> 00:09:47,788
I think we should break up.
274
00:09:47,822 --> 00:09:50,225
Oh, you better not leave me,
'cause I will kill myself
275
00:09:50,259 --> 00:09:52,508
and tell the police
that you did it, okay?
276
00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,368
Yeah, I can't do this.
277
00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,170
Okay, I'm tapping in.
278
00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,841
Watch and learn. Believe me,
279
00:09:58,874 --> 00:10:00,444
this works.
280
00:10:04,484 --> 00:10:05,752
Sydney...
281
00:10:07,822 --> 00:10:09,792
Hi, boo.
282
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:12,263
? ?
283
00:10:12,296 --> 00:10:16,203
I take this trick,
and we've made our contract.
284
00:10:16,236 --> 00:10:18,206
Harry, could you help me
285
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,722
with something in the kitchen, please?
286
00:10:19,734 --> 00:10:21,144
What is it?
287
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,035
I forgot to bring out the mini quiches.
288
00:10:25,047 --> 00:10:28,962
Oh. Oh, I do love a tiny food.
289
00:10:28,974 --> 00:10:30,877
Are they ham? Spinach?
290
00:10:30,911 --> 00:10:32,915
Ham and spinach?
291
00:10:32,949 --> 00:10:34,184
There are no quiches, Harry.
292
00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:38,024
I think Lenore and Dick are cheating.
293
00:10:38,058 --> 00:10:39,894
- (WHISPERS): On each other?
- No.
294
00:10:39,926 --> 00:10:43,095
On us. Lenore kicked me under the table.
295
00:10:43,107 --> 00:10:45,068
I think she was trying
to give Dick a signal.
296
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,906
They're cheating, Harry.
297
00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:48,943
There you go again,
298
00:10:48,976 --> 00:10:51,380
seeing the bad and assuming the worst.
299
00:10:51,414 --> 00:10:54,251
Then you tell me, Mr. Sunshine,
why is she kicking?
300
00:10:54,285 --> 00:10:56,722
Maybe she has restless legs syndrome.
301
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,260
It's a very misunderstood ailment.
302
00:10:59,294 --> 00:11:01,264
Your leg shakes... what's to understand?
303
00:11:01,296 --> 00:11:03,233
Harry, I'm not gonna let her kick.
304
00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:05,137
I'm gonna block her.
305
00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:06,973
- Judy, they're not cheating.
- (SIGHS)
306
00:11:07,007 --> 00:11:09,243
You've had it out for Lenore
307
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:12,182
ever since she showed up
in the same outfit as you
308
00:11:12,215 --> 00:11:15,087
at the Sherman's costume party in '93.
309
00:11:15,121 --> 00:11:17,659
She knew I was going as Murphy Brown!
310
00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:22,332
Look, I know I've only been
with you for a month now,
311
00:11:22,366 --> 00:11:25,532
but I can't even put into
words how much fun I've had.
312
00:11:25,709 --> 00:11:27,308
Me, too. (GIGGLES)
313
00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:30,312
But, it's also been hard.
314
00:11:30,347 --> 00:11:31,817
- Now, you see what I did there?
- I mean,
315
00:11:31,849 --> 00:11:32,883
yeah, that is good.
316
00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:34,051
I like that.
317
00:11:34,085 --> 00:11:36,723
Because I've seen firsthand
318
00:11:36,757 --> 00:11:40,062
how amazing and beautiful
and full of life you are.
319
00:11:40,095 --> 00:11:43,167
I get most of that from my gam-gam.
320
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,773
But I've realized I can't keep up.
321
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,109
And the longer we stay together,
the longer I'm preventing you
322
00:11:48,143 --> 00:11:51,743
from meeting the man you're
supposed to spend your life with.
323
00:11:53,419 --> 00:11:56,102
Okay. Okay, let's break up.
324
00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:57,459
Um...
325
00:11:57,492 --> 00:12:00,131
but can we have sex one more
time before I hit the road?
326
00:12:00,164 --> 00:12:01,800
Uh, uh...
327
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,136
bad time?
328
00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:05,272
LUKE: Okay, okay.
329
00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:07,376
I think I got it.
I'm gonna go talk to Sydney.
330
00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:08,812
I'm just gonna pretend
there's a little you
331
00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:10,481
inside me.
332
00:12:10,515 --> 00:12:12,318
I heard it and I stand by it.
333
00:12:12,351 --> 00:12:15,069
- Good luck. You got this, Luke.
- Get it, brother.
334
00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:17,575
Josh, I need some advice
about a present for Eve.
335
00:12:17,587 --> 00:12:21,167
But, um, why don't you knock on the wall
336
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,103
when you two are done banging?
337
00:12:33,947 --> 00:12:36,985
Ah! I think we're gonna
win this one, Dick.
338
00:12:37,019 --> 00:12:38,755
(SINGSONGY): I'm sure you do.
339
00:12:38,788 --> 00:12:41,827
Judy, I need a break.
340
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,830
Anybody care for another daiquiri?
341
00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:45,243
Harry, my boy, I'll take anything
342
00:12:45,277 --> 00:12:47,113
you want to pour down my throat.
343
00:12:47,147 --> 00:12:48,983
(YAWNS)
344
00:12:49,016 --> 00:12:51,520
Oh, look, there's that low
angle again. (CHUCKLES)
345
00:12:52,782 --> 00:12:55,193
Excuse me, I didn't
sleep well last night.
346
00:12:55,227 --> 00:12:58,533
Yeah, Lenore's got that
restless legs syndrome.
347
00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:00,469
Really? Restless legs syndrome?
348
00:13:00,502 --> 00:13:02,506
Did you hear that, Judy?
349
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,443
Just blend the drinks, Harry.
350
00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:08,548
Yeah, 'cause I'm getting
restless glass syndrome.
351
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,219
- You got it, Dick.
- (BLENDER WHIRS, STOPS)
352
00:13:10,252 --> 00:13:11,689
Oh.
353
00:13:11,721 --> 00:13:14,124
- Oh, for God's sake.
- HARRY: Oh...
354
00:13:14,158 --> 00:13:15,661
I must have blown the circuit.
355
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,565
I'll go flip the fuse.
356
00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:19,101
- Mm-hmm.
- (LOUD CLATTERING)
357
00:13:19,134 --> 00:13:20,971
HARRY: Ow!
358
00:13:21,004 --> 00:13:23,708
Talk about things that go
bump in the night. (LAUGHS)
359
00:13:23,743 --> 00:13:25,111
HARRY: (LAUGHS) Ah, Dick,
360
00:13:25,144 --> 00:13:28,283
- you crack me... ow!
- (CLATTERING)
361
00:13:28,316 --> 00:13:30,720
And now, I want to be thoughtful
362
00:13:30,754 --> 00:13:32,724
and surprise Eve with
a really sweet gift
363
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:34,426
that I think of.
364
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:36,363
So, can you think of anything?
365
00:13:36,397 --> 00:13:38,734
Hold up, hold up. Wh-Wh-What
was the gift that she gave you?
366
00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:41,372
Wyatt's handprints and a note that said,
367
00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:42,995
"I love you, Daddy."
368
00:13:43,007 --> 00:13:44,310
- Aw...
- Aw...
369
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:47,449
That's exactly the reaction I
want when I give her the gift.
370
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:50,120
How do I get an "aw"?
371
00:13:50,153 --> 00:13:51,589
All right, you got to
go sentimental, bro.
372
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,191
Like, one time, for Kim,
373
00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:54,695
I rented a hot air balloon and...
374
00:13:54,729 --> 00:13:56,599
And you got divorced. Pass.
375
00:13:56,632 --> 00:13:59,570
Okay, okay, well, you might
not know this about me,
376
00:13:59,603 --> 00:14:01,339
but I'm a bit of crooner.
377
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,642
And that makes the ladies swoon.
378
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,513
? When I lick up on your shoulder ?
379
00:14:05,546 --> 00:14:07,783
Okay, okay.
380
00:14:07,817 --> 00:14:10,554
I got to go, 'cause that
makes me very uncomfortable.
381
00:14:10,589 --> 00:14:12,526
But, it also gave me a very good idea.
382
00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:15,195
Thank you, boys.
383
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,800
Wow.
384
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:19,303
We are giving romantic advice
left and right tonight, boy.
385
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,571
Mm. We should start a business.
386
00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:21,606
We are very good at this.
387
00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:23,076
- Heck yeah.
- Yeah.
388
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:26,082
Well, that couldn't have gone worse.
389
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,752
And yet another blow to
the small business owner.
390
00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:30,723
What happened?
391
00:14:30,756 --> 00:14:33,560
I was honest, using your words,
392
00:14:33,594 --> 00:14:35,464
and she said it didn't sound like me.
393
00:14:35,498 --> 00:14:37,100
And then I panicked,
told her they were your words.
394
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,101
Why would you do that?
395
00:14:38,136 --> 00:14:40,272
Don't yell at me.
We could've avoided all this
396
00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:42,642
if you had let me lie to
her like a regular man.
397
00:14:42,676 --> 00:14:44,638
(SIGHS) Okay, so, now what?
398
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:45,981
Well, now she's real mad.
399
00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:47,518
We're both kicked out of spin class.
400
00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:49,488
Okay, I'm gonna go catch
her and comfort her
401
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:53,122
because she's a human being and
I want us back in that class.
402
00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:56,882
Come on, Andrew! Dinner's ready!
403
00:14:56,894 --> 00:14:58,169
Before we eat,
404
00:14:58,203 --> 00:15:01,408
I have a little anniversary
surprise for you.
405
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,676
You do?
406
00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:04,312
I do, and I think
407
00:15:04,346 --> 00:15:06,650
you're going to enjoy it.
408
00:15:06,684 --> 00:15:08,820
(SAXOPHONE PLAYING SMOOTH JAZZ)
409
00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:13,695
- Do I know this song?
- I should hope so...
410
00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:16,868
since you're sleeping with the
guy playing the saxophone.
411
00:15:16,901 --> 00:15:18,871
(GASPS) This is you?
412
00:15:18,905 --> 00:15:22,545
It's a recording of the show
my band played at the bar
413
00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:25,449
on the night I asked you out.
414
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:28,387
No way. At the Halloween party.
415
00:15:28,421 --> 00:15:30,724
ANDREW (ON RECORDING):
Thank you! Happy Halloween!
416
00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:33,461
We are Jazz-Ma-Cadabra!
417
00:15:33,495 --> 00:15:35,365
You remember that night?
418
00:15:35,398 --> 00:15:36,902
Yeah.
419
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:39,573
It was hilarious. (LAUGHING)
420
00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:41,910
Come on, let's eat.
421
00:15:41,944 --> 00:15:44,315
- HARRY: I got it! Ow!
- (LOUD THUMPING)
422
00:15:44,349 --> 00:15:45,785
Yay!
423
00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:48,689
- And Harry said, "Let there be light."
- (HARRY LAUGHS)
424
00:15:48,723 --> 00:15:50,726
All right, now we can
get back to where...
425
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:53,363
Wait a minute!
426
00:15:53,397 --> 00:15:55,467
Dick's dummy hand is
different than it was
427
00:15:55,499 --> 00:15:56,969
before the lights went out.
428
00:15:57,003 --> 00:15:58,806
What are you talking about?
429
00:15:58,839 --> 00:16:00,875
There were four hearts
before the lights went out,
430
00:16:00,908 --> 00:16:03,000
and now there are five hearts.
431
00:16:03,012 --> 00:16:05,114
So? So...
432
00:16:05,126 --> 00:16:06,986
(CHUCKLES) I am a woman of integrity,
433
00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:09,993
much like '90s icon Murphy Brown.
434
00:16:11,224 --> 00:16:13,265
Judy, please.
435
00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:14,633
She added a heart.
436
00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:17,772
Under cover of darkness,
she added a heart.
437
00:16:17,805 --> 00:16:19,407
I did not!
438
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,546
Oh, you are a cheater...
and I've always known it.
439
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:25,886
And that's how you've
beaten us nine times in a row.
440
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,377
I think I'm having chest pains.
441
00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:31,250
That kick under the table,
that wasn't restless legs syndrome.
442
00:16:31,262 --> 00:16:33,707
We don't even play for money...
why would I be cheating?
443
00:16:33,719 --> 00:16:35,790
I don't know, you tell me.
444
00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:37,559
- Now I feel it in my jaw.
- Honey,
445
00:16:37,592 --> 00:16:39,496
- are you okay?
- Nice.
446
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:41,565
Now you have Dick faking a heart attack
447
00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:44,337
to cover your crimes against humanity?
448
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,139
I'm not... faking.
449
00:16:46,151 --> 00:16:48,004
He doesn't look good, Judy.
450
00:16:48,016 --> 00:16:50,547
Oh, someone call 911!
451
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:53,384
Okay, I'll go get Andrew.
But just to be clear,
452
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:56,090
I still think he's faking...
but it's a convenient way
453
00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:58,560
to remind you that my son is a doctor.
454
00:16:58,594 --> 00:17:01,499
? ?
455
00:17:01,532 --> 00:17:03,402
Sydney, Sydney, wait.
456
00:17:03,435 --> 00:17:05,272
- What?
- I can see that you're angry...
457
00:17:05,306 --> 00:17:07,443
I'm so angry, I'm
considering eating a burger.
458
00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,513
With bun.
459
00:17:09,546 --> 00:17:11,416
Okay, but you can't kick
us both out of class.
460
00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:13,586
- Why the hell not?
- Because it's the only exercise
461
00:17:13,621 --> 00:17:15,424
I've ever loved, and I'm 40,
462
00:17:15,457 --> 00:17:16,792
and there are just certain parts
463
00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:18,695
- that are harder to keep toned.
- Well, maybe
464
00:17:18,728 --> 00:17:20,199
you should have thought
of that before you
465
00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:21,532
helped your friend break up with me.
466
00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:23,336
Sydney, you have to let
me back in your class.
467
00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:25,107
Give me one good reason.
468
00:17:26,409 --> 00:17:28,545
I'm dying.
469
00:17:28,578 --> 00:17:30,682
Dick, how are you feeling? Talk to me.
470
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,453
I can't breathe, and I feel like
471
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,389
there's a massive weight on my chest.
472
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,325
It's called guilt,
from all your years of cheating.
473
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,196
All right, I'm gonna
listen to your heart...
474
00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:39,798
No, no, that's okay...
I'm feeling better.
475
00:17:39,832 --> 00:17:41,668
- No, no, no... No, that's...
- (JUDY GASPS)
476
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,238
You were cheating!
477
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,178
(GROANING): Oh, now I'm feeling worse.
478
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:50,382
Oh, knock it off, Dick... the jig is up.
479
00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:53,701
- All right. I guess we should go, then.
- Yeah.
480
00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:57,495
Just for that, I'm sending you a bill.
481
00:17:57,527 --> 00:17:59,664
(CHUCKLES): Guess this
joker's leaving the deck.
482
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:02,370
Not funny anymore, Dick.
483
00:18:02,403 --> 00:18:03,839
(DOOR CLOSES)
484
00:18:03,872 --> 00:18:05,910
I owe you an apology, Judy.
485
00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:10,483
You're right... I do only
see the good in people.
486
00:18:10,517 --> 00:18:12,755
And you have since the
first moment I met you.
487
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,757
At that diner in Yonkers.
488
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:17,196
Mm-hmm. That waitress said
you only gave her a five,
489
00:18:17,228 --> 00:18:18,831
but you'd given her a ten.
490
00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,201
- I believed her.
- And I didn't.
491
00:18:21,236 --> 00:18:24,341
I'll never forget how
you looked that night.
492
00:18:24,373 --> 00:18:26,843
Me, either. You in that velvet blazer
493
00:18:26,878 --> 00:18:30,484
and the Beatles haircut,
your dark sunglasses.
494
00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:32,689
HARRY: You ordered a
strawberry milkshake,
495
00:18:32,721 --> 00:18:35,458
and "Twist and Shout" was
playing on the jukebox.
496
00:18:35,493 --> 00:18:36,930
- Aw...
- Aw...
497
00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:41,536
You guys just gave me
an idea. (BAG ZIPS)
498
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:43,406
A good idea!
499
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,910
Yeah. Huh.
500
00:18:45,945 --> 00:18:49,484
I don't usually leave here
happier than when I came in.
501
00:18:50,552 --> 00:18:52,389
? ?
502
00:18:53,205 --> 00:18:55,627
We are back in the spin class!
503
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,397
(WHOOPS) Hey!
504
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:58,900
And I got you a bike, too.
505
00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:01,371
Aw, thanks, man.
But I'm strictly a Zumba guy.
506
00:19:01,403 --> 00:19:02,505
LUKE: I can't believe
507
00:19:02,538 --> 00:19:04,608
you got us back in... how'd you do it?
508
00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:07,280
Well, remember when I said,
"Don't lie"? I lied.
509
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,051
What'd you tell her?
510
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,353
Well, let's just say I
have six months to a year
511
00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:12,622
to find a new class.
512
00:19:12,656 --> 00:19:14,793
- Mm.
- Hey, you know what?
513
00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:16,849
This is a big moment for our friendship.
514
00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:19,335
We made it through our first breakup.
515
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,804
Yeah, we did. Proud of us.
516
00:19:20,836 --> 00:19:21,971
- Me, too.
- Mm-hmm!
517
00:19:22,006 --> 00:19:23,776
Look at us...
518
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:25,545
just three single guys.
519
00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:27,881
(CHUCKLES): Yup. All alone.
520
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,500
Yep.
521
00:19:31,382 --> 00:19:33,092
I suddenly feel kind of sad.
522
00:19:33,124 --> 00:19:34,795
Want to eat your feelings away?
523
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:37,827
- I'm gonna order some more wings.
- There it is.
524
00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:46,733
You ready for your anniversary surprise?
525
00:19:46,745 --> 00:19:49,354
- I literally cannot wait.
- All right, don't you laugh.
526
00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:51,349
I'm feeling a little self-conscious.
527
00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:53,832
Ooh. Are you gonna strip for me?
528
00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:57,106
(SAXOPHONE PLAYING SMOOTH JAZZ)
529
00:20:01,131 --> 00:20:02,481
(LAUGHING): Oh, my...
530
00:20:02,514 --> 00:20:03,984
? ?
531
00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:07,344
Oh, my God!
532
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,758
You look exactly the way you
looked the night we first met.
533
00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:16,238
(LAUGHS): I know, and you
still fell in love with me.
534
00:20:16,272 --> 00:20:18,041
Why are you doing this?
535
00:20:18,074 --> 00:20:20,878
I wanted to recreate the
best night of my life,
536
00:20:20,913 --> 00:20:22,616
the night I met you.
537
00:20:22,648 --> 00:20:23,983
Oh...
538
00:20:24,018 --> 00:20:26,556
Yes. There it is.
539
00:20:28,592 --> 00:20:30,830
? ?
540
00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:42,582
I told you we didn't waste
money on those lessons.
541
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,485
Uh, bad time?
542
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:45,955
Aw, there's no such thing.
543
00:20:45,989 --> 00:20:47,425
We brought anniversary cake.
544
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:49,262
You can keep playing...
you won't bother us.
545
00:20:49,294 --> 00:20:51,064
- Yeah.
- EVE: Okay.
546
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,104
This doesn't ruin your "aw," does it?
547
00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:57,375
No. Nothing ever could.
548
00:20:58,032 --> 00:20:59,541
- Awesome.
- (LAUGHS SOFTLY)
549
00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:05,055
? ?
550
00:21:05,088 --> 00:21:10,079
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556
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