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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,684 All right, everyone, we're gonna increase the resistance by five 2 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:00,977 between 30 and 40... 3 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,210 Aw. 4 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,849 Nice, everyone, great work. Keep it up! 5 00:01:58,910 --> 00:01:59,828 Aw. 6 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,461 Let's stay motivated, folks. 7 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,964 Forward, forward, forward. 8 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:25,645 Aw. 9 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,334 Fuck. Fuck. 10 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,555 That's right, Bobby. Heavy snow is on the way 11 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,724 if it's not already here. 12 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:48,144 And with a winter weather advisory now in place across the state, 13 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:52,524 we are asking that if you can stay inside this evening, please do so 14 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,693 because we're expecting most mountain passes 15 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,152 to be snowed in. 16 00:03:56,194 --> 00:04:00,407 This storm has already crippled Denver with road closures and blackouts 17 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,409 throughout the metro area. 18 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:07,247 Several feet of snow are expected tonight as this front moves from west to east. 19 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,332 Well, luckily, the storm system should break 20 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,459 before tomorrow morning's commute begins. 21 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:15,922 But we are keeping our eye on the radar, and we will continue to update you 22 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,048 with further developments. 23 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,639 Officer Buckley, I was just about to call you. 24 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,433 Yeah, sure you were, Nelson. 25 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,309 So, the storm took down our monitoring system. 26 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,395 Your device will be out through the night, 27 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,355 but conditions on your parole still apply. 28 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,940 Do I need to remind you of the consequences 29 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:34,899 if I don't hear from you? 30 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,276 No, sir. I understand. 31 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:37,652 Good. I'm coming to check on you 32 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,904 at 7:00 a.m. when the system's back online. 33 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,364 You got that? 34 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,408 - Got it. - All right, Trey. 35 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,326 Don't do anything fuckin' stupid. 36 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,691 Fuck. Yes! 37 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,345 Fuck. 38 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,726 Jesus. 39 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,450 Hey. 40 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,622 Hey. 41 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:29,764 Fuck. 42 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,234 Hey, brother. 43 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,236 How you doin', man? 44 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,990 Cool, so listen. 45 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:58,770 Hey, man. 46 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,648 I am so sorry about this. 47 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:05,944 This whole thing is fuckin' nightmare. I... 48 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,779 Goddamn it, it's good to see your face, man. 49 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,114 What's it been like, a year? 50 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,448 Years? 51 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,033 What do you think's going to happen here, Trey? 52 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,873 I need to use the spot. 53 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:18,975 Hey. 54 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:38,244 All right, I'm going to go. 55 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,959 Look, man, I am a piece of shit, 56 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,254 and you are a true friend, brother. 57 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,423 But I do have to go. 58 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,549 But I'm going to text you. 59 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,218 We're going to talk this all out. 60 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:58,973 Okay. 61 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,643 You know what? 62 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,937 Let's talk it out now. 63 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,480 Let's go inside. Let's get a drink. 64 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,440 Everything's going to be good. Okay? 65 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:08,650 Okay. 66 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,363 You still got my stash? 67 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,075 Yeah, you do. 68 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,121 Place hasn't changed a bit. 69 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,873 Neither have you. 70 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,334 Here you go, buddy. 71 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,086 I don't know how you drink that shit, man. 72 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,421 It brings me back. 73 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,715 To better times. 74 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,975 I owe you a lot, brother. I know that. 75 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:45,645 And I am sorry that I didn't call you as soon as I got back into town. 76 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,313 It's been a fucked-up year. 77 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,273 Can I show you something? 78 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,191 Look at this shit. 79 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,613 Some asshole at my firm couldn't make his nut, 80 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,073 he goes all whistleblower, 81 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,784 accuses everyone of insider trading, 82 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:00,994 some bullshit. 83 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,329 They make me take the fall. 84 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,416 Now I'm six months into a 14-month sentence, 85 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,043 losing my fucking mind. 86 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,919 Six months? 87 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,046 You been back for six months, 88 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,256 and this is how I hear from you. 89 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:15,925 I was on house arrest. 90 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,844 Yeah, you on phone arrest, too? 91 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,680 Bro, I was embarrassed. 92 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,224 Okay? The whole town knows me as this big shot, 93 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,018 and then I come back 94 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,896 with a tag on my ankle like some cow. 95 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,357 Yeah, sure. It's humiliating for you being back here, huh? 96 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,900 I didn't say that. 97 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:37,280 It's just, you're like family to me 98 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,782 and I... 99 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,743 I didn't want you to know. 100 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,499 Anyway, looks like you're doing great, huh? 101 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,708 Your pops left you the place? 102 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,336 Yeah. It's been a real picnic. 103 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,380 You got your family's money and you go to Stanford, 104 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,382 and I get stuck in this fucking dump, you know? 105 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,966 Fuck. 106 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,761 You don't know what this place was like after all of it. 107 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,138 You were gone. 108 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:08,103 Everywhere I looked, I saw her face. 109 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,693 It's the power. 110 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,277 It does this during storms. 111 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,702 Oh, you want to go? 112 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,412 Yeah, no, you should fucking go. 113 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:31,918 Look, there's nothing I can say to help 114 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,254 what happened. 115 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,923 Maybe we just shouldn't talk about it. 116 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,300 Yeah, right. I mean, you got what you wanted. Yeah. 117 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,594 - I didn't say that. - I'm not a fuckin' idiot, Trey. 118 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,888 I know I didn't go to college, but I know what I'm here for. 119 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,266 You know what? How about I just give you some money? 120 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,601 Man, it's the same damn thing since we were kids. 121 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,978 I don't need that shit. 122 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,314 Okay. 123 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,944 Fuck you, too, then. 124 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,656 And I went to Harvard. Not fucking Stanford. 125 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,970 The roads in are shut down. 126 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,261 Hold on. Hold on. 127 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,265 Hey! 128 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,439 Hey, she's hurt. I think we need some help. 129 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,135 All right. Looky here. 130 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,469 More trees. 131 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,849 Oh, hi. 132 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,851 You know, there's probably even more trees over that way 133 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,396 at the scenic overlook of trees. 134 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:57,439 Enjoy. 135 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,233 Anything I can help you with? 136 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,235 Oh, no, I'm good. Just trying to get off 137 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,571 these never-ending mountains from hell. 138 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,448 Why would you want to leave? 139 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,577 Oh, hi. 140 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:14,581 Well, that's a quality question. 141 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,916 I guess I just don't really go in for heights. 142 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,919 It whacks out my nasal passages. 143 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,629 It's a real... 144 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,674 You don't really need to know all this, but it is a mess. 145 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,384 Can I show you something? 146 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,804 Well, I'd love to, but I've got a very strict 147 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,556 no second location policy. 148 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,892 Served me well, kept me from getting Zodiac'd. 149 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,393 And I have been kind of 150 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,604 a death magnet this past year, so... 151 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,105 No, no, but... 152 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,441 Well, we do all have to go sometime. 153 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,195 Let me just fold up my map. 154 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,826 Oh, great. More trees. Terrific. 155 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:52,952 You don't like trees? 156 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,329 Pine trees, nah. 157 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,706 You know what it is? I smell pine and, boom, 158 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,291 shitty Christmas memories. 159 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,293 - Proustian. - Yeah. 160 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,337 Yeah, right. Proustian. 161 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,259 Check it out! 162 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,346 I call it the Magic Mountain. 163 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,848 Isn't it awesome? 164 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,189 It's fuckin' gorgeous. 165 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,418 I'm never leaving Magic Mountain. 166 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:30,675 I'm never leaving Magic Mountain! 167 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,648 No! 168 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,901 - Ma'am, please, no. - No, ma'am... 169 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,611 - Please stop. - ...it's gratis. 170 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,988 Tips not required, but always appreciated. 171 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,740 Here. Please. Please. 172 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:54,699 Oh. 173 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,994 Thank you. Kind of. 174 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,123 Hey, hey. What did I tell you? 175 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,249 You can't be here. 176 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,417 You're freaking out the customers. 177 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,586 Stan, my man, believe me, I am trying. 178 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,505 Okay? Just a couple more windshields, 179 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,132 and I'll be able to get the Cuda to Denver. 180 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,385 Now you, you want me in Denver. 181 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,095 I know you do. You want this for me. 182 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,430 If you're not out of here in 20 minutes, I'm calling the cops. 183 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:20,266 Ah, you're a prince among men, Stan. 184 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,851 You're a prince among... 185 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,524 Dude, you fucking wiped. 186 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,777 You fucking wiped. 187 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,987 Yeah. Yeah, I sure did. 188 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,572 Oh. God. 189 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,782 Are you okay? 190 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,284 You need anything? I got some Advil or Aleve, 191 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,120 maybe a lidocaine patch or codeine, 192 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,329 Percocet, Peyote. 193 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,789 You want coke? I can get us some coke. 194 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,416 Okay, easy, hacky sack. 195 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,627 All I want is to get off this shit mountain. 196 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,045 You got a car? 197 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,880 Thatta way. 198 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,218 - It's nice! - Yeah. It's empty. 199 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,720 Where are you headed? 200 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:57,804 Sea level. 201 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,265 Love that for you. 202 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:06,312 So, if I fill you up, will you give me a ride? 203 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,064 For real? All right. 204 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:11,526 Hey, I am just going to need my wallet back. 205 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,953 You're hilarious. 206 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,540 Come on. 207 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,461 Stan, my man. 208 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,963 I am here as a bona fide customer. 209 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,007 I'm going to need a fill-up on number seven. 210 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,678 I've been seeing these everywhere. 211 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,180 - They ever find this girl? - No. 212 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:43,725 That thing's been hanging there for ten years, so no. 213 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,189 Family name. 214 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,732 If I run this card, 215 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,735 you're taking her with you. 216 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,987 Oh, you will never see us again. 217 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,408 Have a safe trip, Mr. Bernstein. 218 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,833 So, Mortimer, 219 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,294 what brought you to Shit Mountain? 220 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:14,464 I board. So I follow the snow. 221 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:17,967 But that life is not cheap, so... 222 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,346 So kind of a gentleman thief situation. 223 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,555 All right. 224 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,349 Well, I'm similarly nomadic 225 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,850 minus the kleptomania. 226 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,104 But maybe I should try it. You could give me lessons. 227 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,106 Sorry. I don't do sex stuff. 228 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,442 No judgment, though. 229 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:42,200 Man, it is really fuckin' dumping, huh? 230 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,744 Wonder if we should put on the chains or something. 231 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:45,912 Nah. 232 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,081 Chains are a myth by big automotive. 233 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,291 If you start to skid, just turn into the... 234 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,459 Deer! 235 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,677 You got to be kidding me. 236 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,512 You were supposed to turn into the... 237 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,347 All right, Morty, come on. 238 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,611 Shit. 239 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,573 Shit, shit, Shit Mountain. 240 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,657 - You have a phone? - What? No. 241 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,325 I'm off the grid. 242 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,618 Okay, I have one, but it's dead. 243 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,871 So if you don't have a charger in here, then... 244 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:31,833 Hey, you know what? 245 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,127 Why don't I stay in the car? 246 00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:36,421 You can walk back, find that gas station dude. 247 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,173 I know they had a tow truck. 248 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,342 Oh. Great idea, Mortimer. 249 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,886 Yes, that is a great idea. 250 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,304 I am definitely going to do that. 251 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:45,347 Just riddle me this, Morty. 252 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,681 Are you going to steal my car? 253 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,018 - No. - Bullshit. 254 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,979 You are 100% going to steal my car. 255 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,814 Okay, fine! 256 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,900 I'll walk back and get us a tow. 257 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,109 Okay? 258 00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,611 - Jeez. - Mortimer. 259 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,029 - Mortimer. - What? 260 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,864 Wallet. 261 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,662 Klepto freak. 262 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:12,624 Morty. 263 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,209 Be careful. 264 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,308 All right, Morty, where did you go? 265 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:34,854 Fuck. 266 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,235 Hey! 267 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,654 Hey, over here. Help! 268 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,114 Oh, my God. 269 00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,241 This asshole's really not going to stop. 270 00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:00,125 Hold on. 271 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:03,003 Down, down, down. 272 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,846 Hey, she's hurt. I think we need some help. 273 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:18,393 Hey. 274 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,354 Are you me? 275 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,260 Hey. Try to stay awake. 276 00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:57,432 Did I just die on Shit Mountain? 277 00:25:57,474 --> 00:26:00,226 You're at a motel. We found you by the door. 278 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,853 Do you know what happened? 279 00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:05,690 I'm dead. 280 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,360 I died on Shit Mountain. 281 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,986 I've always been the caretaker. 282 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,654 What? No, you're not dead. 283 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:14,074 Do you know what happened? 284 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,413 Hello. 285 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:22,123 Little twiggy friend. 286 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,292 Where did you come from? 287 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,503 Hey, can you focus? 288 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,046 Can you focus on me right now? 289 00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:30,965 Mr. Serious Focus Man. 290 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,592 - That's me. Yes. - Hello. 291 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,052 Listen, you've been very badly hurt, 292 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,220 but you're safe. 293 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,514 We're trying to figure out what happened. 294 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:38,890 - What do you remember? - Yeah. 295 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:42,769 You see? Okay. 296 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,232 There was moose. 297 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:50,902 - Moose? - Moose. 298 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:52,904 Communicating. 299 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,156 And I thought, 300 00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:56,408 is he warning me? 301 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:59,828 Some kind of a moose warning? 302 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:02,622 That's crazy, though. But he was. 303 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,541 So you think you were attacked by a moose? 304 00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:06,501 No, no, no. That's a stag. 305 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:08,169 Hey, what's your name? 306 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,755 Charlie. 307 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:15,260 So sorry, where am I? 308 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,721 You're at a motel. We found you outside. 309 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,139 Yeah. 310 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,521 Oh, fuck! 311 00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:27,897 My leg! 312 00:27:27,939 --> 00:27:29,983 Jesus. Oh, my God, my everything. 313 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,401 Do you know what happened to you? 314 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:33,278 Yeah. 315 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:35,780 I was... 316 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:36,865 Come on, think hard. 317 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,408 Don't press her, dude. 318 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:40,201 Okay. No, it's okay. 319 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:45,874 So, I was on the road, 320 00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:48,877 and you were there. 321 00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:53,798 You know, a mini you, 322 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,009 and there were headlights and they were, 323 00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:58,386 they were coming right at me. 324 00:27:58,428 --> 00:28:00,889 And do you remember what kind of car it was? 325 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:03,433 I don't remember. Just lights. 326 00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:06,978 And then, oh, my entire body exploded in pain, 327 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,022 and I saw a bunch of stars. 328 00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:11,941 And just as I was headed for the light, 329 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,277 I was a kid again. 330 00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:18,990 Back at Anaheim Shores Beach Club. 331 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:22,786 My family went there one summer when I was eight. 332 00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:24,788 Oh, I hated that place. 333 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:28,291 But in my dying moment, that is where I went. 334 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:31,461 Which is, oh, it's very confusing for me. 335 00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:33,338 Because what if... 336 00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:36,508 Oh, God. 337 00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:42,972 What if that was the happiest moment of my life? 338 00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:46,309 So you don't remember anything real? 339 00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:49,979 My mom, 340 00:28:50,021 --> 00:28:54,609 she put me in a Smurfette monokini. 341 00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:57,070 Why would she do that? And... 342 00:28:57,112 --> 00:29:01,032 Wait a minute, who are you guys? 343 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:02,826 - Jimmy. We're friends. - Trey. 344 00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:03,868 So, what happened next? 345 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,995 Yeah. 346 00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:08,164 Then I woke up in a tree, 347 00:29:08,206 --> 00:29:11,501 'cause God knows you've got nothing but trees around here. 348 00:29:11,543 --> 00:29:14,170 And then 349 00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:16,631 I slashed my way out with my stabby stick. 350 00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:19,801 Okay, I'm at, like, seven percent. 351 00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:22,971 But there's no hotspot, no Wi-Fi, no nothing. 352 00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:26,391 Dude. What happened to you? 353 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:29,602 Mortimer Bernstein, you son of a bitch. 354 00:29:29,644 --> 00:29:31,896 We'll let you two catch up. 355 00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:35,942 I almost had a heart attack... 356 00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:37,527 Just relax. Okay? 357 00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:39,988 I mean, she's alive, right? So that's good news. 358 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:43,033 The only good news is she's got a classic case of CRS. 359 00:29:43,074 --> 00:29:44,159 Can't Remember Shit. 360 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,910 With any luck, she's fucking concussed. 361 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:47,287 - Permanent brain damage. - Don't say that. 362 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:48,705 What, you want to start answering questions 363 00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:50,707 about what went down? 364 00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:52,042 All right, look, the roads are closed. 365 00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,543 They're not going anywhere tonight, okay? 366 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:55,211 We'll get 'em a room. We'll keep 'em here till morning. 367 00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:57,255 "We"? No, I can't do anything. I got to go home. 368 00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:58,798 No, no, no. You're not bailing on me. 369 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,300 Do you know what happens if I get caught outside my house? 370 00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:03,345 I don't give a shit, okay? What if they call the cops? 371 00:30:03,386 --> 00:30:06,097 Then we've got police crawling all over. 372 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:07,057 And what if they find the spot? 373 00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:09,726 They can't find the spot. 374 00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:10,727 That's why it's the spot. 375 00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,437 - But what if? - Shut the fuck up. 376 00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:17,400 You wanna call the cops? 377 00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:18,443 Let's call the cops. 378 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:19,611 Phone lines are down. 379 00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:23,490 Hey! 380 00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:30,413 Hey, we're having an emergency down at the Deerfield Motel. 381 00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:32,207 Can you please put me through to the police station? 382 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:33,917 No. No cops. No cops. 383 00:30:35,585 --> 00:30:37,087 Just with the storm, they're probably so busy 384 00:30:37,128 --> 00:30:39,589 with the snow plows and the snow things. 385 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:41,424 Yeah, you're probably right. 386 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:43,760 I don't think they could even get through with the roads closed. 387 00:30:43,802 --> 00:30:45,929 Yeah, I saw a bunch of guys shutting down the road to Denver. 388 00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:47,806 It is bad. 389 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:50,433 Why were you driving my car to Denver? 390 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:51,518 To look for you. 391 00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:53,895 Silly. 392 00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:55,480 You stole my car? 393 00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:58,066 Man, you fucking klepto hippie freak. 394 00:30:58,108 --> 00:30:59,901 Okay, you don't need to get weird about it. 395 00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:02,070 Morty, look me in the eyes. 396 00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:06,574 Did you or any of your associates run me over so you could steal my car? 397 00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:09,119 No. 398 00:31:11,329 --> 00:31:12,330 All right. 399 00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:15,208 Oh, man. Wallet. 400 00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:20,630 Ladies, the closest clinic is in Avon over the pass. 401 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:22,298 I think it's too dangerous to get you there tonight. 402 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,426 So, how about this? Jimmy sets you up with a room. 403 00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:26,636 You clean up that leg, get some rest. 404 00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:27,804 Gratis? 405 00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,097 Gratis. 406 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:30,807 Yeah. Let's figure this all out in the morning. 407 00:31:30,849 --> 00:31:33,518 - Can you walk? - Yeah, probably. 408 00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:37,147 Bea Arthur, that fucking hurts. 409 00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:38,982 Wait, wait, I can make a splint. 410 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,108 I do this all the time. 411 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:43,862 I just need a stick and make it half the size... 412 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,655 No, no, that's an antique. 413 00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:47,157 I'll buy you another antique. 414 00:31:47,198 --> 00:31:49,325 Guys, be cool. We can just use my stabby stick. 415 00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:50,577 Where is it? 416 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:52,746 It's actually exactly the perfect size, so... 417 00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,710 Mortimer! Fuck in the fuck? 418 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:01,046 That is not a stick. 419 00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:12,307 Yeah, that's a bone. 420 00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:14,059 Where'd you get that thing? 421 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,935 I don't know, the place I woke up, 422 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,645 in the tree thing out in the woods. 423 00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:20,607 You know, there's animal bones everywhere out there. 424 00:32:20,648 --> 00:32:22,525 No way, dude. 425 00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:23,902 That is a person bone. 426 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:26,446 Congratulations, because I think you found a fossil. 427 00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:27,864 That's like Paleolithic or something. 428 00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:29,074 From a caveman? 429 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:30,033 Could be. 430 00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:31,868 No, that bone's not old. 431 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,161 It's got metal pins in it. 432 00:32:33,203 --> 00:32:35,872 So that's surgical, right? 433 00:32:35,914 --> 00:32:38,124 I know what this is. 434 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,293 What? We're all suddenly bone-ologists here? 435 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:42,712 My bud Turbo had a gnarly half-pipe crash, 436 00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:44,547 and they did surgery and put pins in his legs. 437 00:32:44,589 --> 00:32:47,425 And he showed me the X-rays, and they looked just 438 00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:50,387 like that. 439 00:32:50,428 --> 00:32:54,391 Morty, you and me, at Stan's, 440 00:32:54,432 --> 00:32:56,935 that sign with the snowboarding girl who went missing, 441 00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:58,228 the one you see all over town, right? 442 00:32:58,269 --> 00:32:59,437 This does sound familiar. 443 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:00,897 Well, yes, because you were there. 444 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:03,817 Come on, bus stops, Burger Kings, everywhere you go, you see that, 445 00:33:03,858 --> 00:33:05,485 that flier with their face on it. 446 00:33:05,527 --> 00:33:07,779 You guys know what I'm talking about, right? 447 00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:11,741 She's got a catchy name. Like Jackie Jazz or Claudia. 448 00:33:11,783 --> 00:33:14,911 Oh, the hotel must have 449 00:33:14,953 --> 00:33:17,789 one of those missing posters, right? 450 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:19,416 - No. - Bullshit. 451 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,419 Why would you lie about that? 452 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,254 I know exactly why. 453 00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:29,926 Because there was a reward, $75,000. 454 00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:31,302 See? I do remember. 455 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:32,595 That's very sharp of you, Morty. 456 00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:35,181 And Jimbo here is lying because he wants 457 00:33:35,223 --> 00:33:37,600 the reward all to himself. 458 00:33:37,642 --> 00:33:38,852 What the fuck, dude? 459 00:33:38,893 --> 00:33:40,645 Jesus. Yes, I have one. 460 00:33:48,737 --> 00:33:52,407 Hey, look, Morty, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 461 00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:54,993 - 75K. - We found Chloe Jones. 462 00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:57,620 Hey, the chances that it's this girl, 463 00:33:57,662 --> 00:33:59,414 I mean, what are we even talking about here? 464 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:02,667 And we still can't do anything about it until tomorrow morning. 465 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,795 Jimmy, get the rooms ready. The motel's empty. 466 00:34:05,837 --> 00:34:08,131 We're going to give you the best rooms in the place. 467 00:34:08,173 --> 00:34:10,884 They're exactly the same as all the other rooms. 468 00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:13,845 Jimmy. 469 00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:16,348 Come on. 470 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:30,612 - Morty. - Hang on a sec. 471 00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:34,616 Morty, would you stop stealing for one second and listen to me? 472 00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:37,869 - What? - Well, you're a woman of the world. 473 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:42,332 I mean, I can't be the only one getting bad mojo around here, right? 474 00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:44,167 Now, these guys want to put us in a room. 475 00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:46,044 Well, that is a second location, my friend. 476 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:47,462 - So? - I've got a very strict 477 00:34:47,504 --> 00:34:49,798 "never let dudes take you to a second location" policy. 478 00:34:49,839 --> 00:34:50,799 Served me quite well. 479 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,008 I don't know. 480 00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:55,428 I'm pretty sure the whole motel counts as one location. 481 00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:58,223 Besides, the angry one in the sweatsuit's kind of hot. 482 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:01,267 Okay, well, he's wearing an ankle monitor, 483 00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:03,603 so that's kind of a major red flag. 484 00:35:03,645 --> 00:35:05,772 Oh, yeah? 485 00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:07,148 Morty. 486 00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:09,275 I'm just saying, those things are mostly for rich guys 487 00:35:09,317 --> 00:35:12,362 that have lawyers and do, like, light crimes. 488 00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:14,614 Light crimes. Oh, very good. Okay. 489 00:35:14,656 --> 00:35:16,866 You guys make a terrific couple. I'll see you at the wedding, Gatsby. 490 00:35:16,908 --> 00:35:20,662 Hot or not, there's no way we're sharing that reward money with those brodinskis. 491 00:35:20,704 --> 00:35:22,706 We wouldn't even know it was a bone 492 00:35:22,747 --> 00:35:23,998 if it weren't for me. 493 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,376 Ah, yes. Your contributions have been manifold. 494 00:35:26,418 --> 00:35:27,544 And you are the one who found it 495 00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:28,837 because you were left for dead. 496 00:35:28,878 --> 00:35:30,296 That's not nothing. 497 00:35:30,338 --> 00:35:32,424 No, you're right. That's not nothing. 498 00:35:32,465 --> 00:35:33,925 In fact, it's odd, huh? 499 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:35,552 What? 500 00:35:35,593 --> 00:35:37,262 Well, what are the chances of me almost dying 501 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,222 and then getting dumped right next to another body? 502 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,891 - Statistically? - No, wait. 503 00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,351 I wasn't dumped. 504 00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:46,354 That weird tree thing that I woke up in, it's hard to find. 505 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,856 You'd have to know it was there. 506 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,734 So that means 507 00:35:50,775 --> 00:35:53,695 whoever hit me in the road and stuck me there, 508 00:35:53,737 --> 00:35:56,740 they also maybe buried Chloe Jones. 509 00:35:56,781 --> 00:35:59,034 Yeah, I figured that out 10 minutes ago. 510 00:35:59,075 --> 00:36:03,079 But the thing with a hit-and-run is they probably ran. 511 00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:04,414 Ran where? The roads are closed. 512 00:36:04,456 --> 00:36:06,624 There is nowhere to run. Give me the phone. 513 00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:12,422 Only if you promise we split the reward. 514 00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:14,841 Yeah, you win. Give me the phone. 515 00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:17,761 Look, I'm calling this in under your name, 516 00:36:17,802 --> 00:36:19,554 you know, assuming that you have one. 517 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:22,223 Holy shit. This line is dead. 518 00:36:22,265 --> 00:36:23,975 I don't think these guys called the cops. 519 00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:27,896 - Why would they do that? - Oh, I don't know, 520 00:36:27,937 --> 00:36:29,856 but I'm not really in a speculating mood right now. 521 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:31,524 - We need to go. - I am not going anywhere 522 00:36:31,566 --> 00:36:32,942 without getting that reward. 523 00:36:32,984 --> 00:36:34,861 Morty, we need to go now! 524 00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:38,406 Fine. 525 00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:42,702 But you're really messed up, and I can't carry you. 526 00:36:42,744 --> 00:36:45,413 You need, like, gauze and meds. 527 00:36:45,455 --> 00:36:46,873 Maybe there's some first aid shit in your trunk. 528 00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:48,249 Wait, why were you going through my trunk? 529 00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:50,335 - I'll be right back. - Bullshit, Morty. 530 00:36:52,295 --> 00:36:54,005 Goddamn you, Bernstein. 531 00:36:58,718 --> 00:37:00,053 What are the fucking odds, man? 532 00:37:00,095 --> 00:37:01,471 I'm not even supposed to be here. 533 00:37:01,513 --> 00:37:02,722 Yeah, well, you called me. 534 00:37:02,764 --> 00:37:04,057 Now they're going to call the cops 535 00:37:04,099 --> 00:37:05,934 for some pissant reward? 536 00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:07,811 You know, for most people, Trey, 537 00:37:07,852 --> 00:37:09,938 75 grand is real money. 538 00:37:09,979 --> 00:37:13,108 Okay, working-class hero, I get it, it's real money for them. 539 00:37:13,149 --> 00:37:15,110 Then why don't you open your wallet, huh? 540 00:37:15,151 --> 00:37:17,612 Double the reward. If they keep their mouth shut, 541 00:37:17,654 --> 00:37:18,947 pay 'em off. That's what you do, right? 542 00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:21,408 My God, it's not like you didn't take the money! 543 00:37:23,493 --> 00:37:25,078 Because you did, didn't you? 544 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,955 Now you're trying to play all wounded 545 00:37:26,996 --> 00:37:29,499 and throw that back in my face ten years later? 546 00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:34,212 Look, we just need to get through the night, okay? 547 00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:36,214 They'll leave. You heard them. They don't want fucking cops. 548 00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:39,092 Those chicks are shady as hell. 549 00:37:39,134 --> 00:37:41,136 Yeah, well, you know what? Maybe that works in our favor. 550 00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:43,263 I'm saying they're unpredictable. 551 00:37:48,184 --> 00:37:49,936 Maybe we just take care of them. 552 00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:54,566 Don't make me ask what the fuck that means. 553 00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,027 They can be handled. 554 00:37:57,068 --> 00:37:58,445 If you're worried they're going to bolt, 555 00:37:58,486 --> 00:38:00,030 I've got some blues I can slip 'em, all right? 556 00:38:00,071 --> 00:38:01,573 Give 'em a good night's sleep 557 00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:04,367 and then pay 'em. 558 00:38:04,409 --> 00:38:05,368 And they're gone. 559 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:07,996 Okay. 560 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,247 But you better be right. 561 00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:10,665 Last thing I need is another chick 562 00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:12,250 going crazy on me right now. 563 00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:18,089 What the fuck? What? 564 00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:19,507 They can be handled? 565 00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:21,593 Great instincts, bro. 566 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,244 Oh, shit. 567 00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:57,212 Chloe. 568 00:39:00,006 --> 00:39:01,424 Ka-ching. 569 00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:17,524 You lose this? 570 00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:21,444 I was just coming to check on you, 571 00:39:21,486 --> 00:39:23,613 but looks like you're taking pretty good care of yourself. 572 00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:24,989 I always do. 573 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:29,911 Why don't you lower that gun before someone gets hurt? 574 00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:31,246 Hurt? 575 00:39:32,455 --> 00:39:35,458 Seems like that bird has flown, Trey. 576 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,003 That's a lot of hurt in there. 577 00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:39,379 Look, I don't know what you think's going on. 578 00:39:39,421 --> 00:39:41,464 I think I just caught the psychopathic asshole 579 00:39:41,506 --> 00:39:43,967 who hit my friend in the road and buried them in a tree. 580 00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:45,885 - Calm down. - And was dumb enough to do it 581 00:39:45,927 --> 00:39:48,179 in the stupidest shoes to wear in the snow. 582 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:51,391 Ever. 583 00:39:51,433 --> 00:39:54,561 Yeah, you left your dipshit footprints at a crime scene. 584 00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:58,314 And it was a gnarly crime scene. 585 00:39:59,232 --> 00:40:01,192 That's Chloe Jones in there. 586 00:40:01,234 --> 00:40:03,445 So, between this and the LoJack on your ankle, 587 00:40:03,486 --> 00:40:07,741 I'm starting to think you've got quite a lot to lose here, Trey. 588 00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:11,453 Tell me what you want. 589 00:40:11,494 --> 00:40:14,080 That was the first smart thing you've said all night. 590 00:40:18,835 --> 00:40:20,670 Come on, you little bastard. 591 00:40:26,634 --> 00:40:29,596 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 592 00:40:30,305 --> 00:40:31,681 Okay. 593 00:40:43,568 --> 00:40:44,694 Jesus. 594 00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:17,519 - Oh. - Where's your friend? 595 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,771 She's getting something from the car. 596 00:41:21,398 --> 00:41:23,191 Well, she forgot your keys. 597 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:25,527 Yeah. 598 00:41:30,198 --> 00:41:32,283 So, you knew Chloe Jones? 599 00:41:37,163 --> 00:41:38,623 So, you're the guy. 600 00:41:39,165 --> 00:41:40,458 The guy? 601 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,669 The guy who drops 300K on a car 602 00:41:42,711 --> 00:41:45,839 just to show the world what a big dick he has. 603 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,173 Guilty. 604 00:41:47,215 --> 00:41:48,425 Just so you understand what you're getting here, 605 00:41:48,466 --> 00:41:50,051 this is a Lamborghini Urus. 606 00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:54,681 Urus. Twin-turbo V-8, graphite capsule, only a few hundred in the U.S. 607 00:41:56,224 --> 00:41:58,518 I don't just steal wallets. 608 00:41:59,269 --> 00:42:00,979 I take pride in my work. 609 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:04,149 Not that I've ever boosted a ride as sweet as this one. 610 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,942 Little better than the junker out front, huh? 611 00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:07,193 Got that right. 612 00:42:08,737 --> 00:42:09,863 Damn. 613 00:42:11,197 --> 00:42:13,241 You really hit her. 614 00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:14,784 That going to be a problem? 615 00:42:25,211 --> 00:42:27,297 Just cosmetic damage. 616 00:42:28,048 --> 00:42:28,965 You're an asshole. 617 00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:31,343 But you already knew that. 618 00:42:31,384 --> 00:42:34,262 - Do we have a deal? - Yeah, we have a deal. 619 00:42:34,304 --> 00:42:35,889 But if you're thinking about calling the cops 620 00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:38,016 as soon as I hit the road, 621 00:42:38,058 --> 00:42:41,269 don't forget that I know all about your little hidey-hole. 622 00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:44,397 And I got a phone full of photos. 623 00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:46,816 Yeah. 624 00:42:53,531 --> 00:42:55,658 Trey was the one who was tight with Chloe. 625 00:42:58,161 --> 00:43:00,413 They had this on-again, off-again thing. 626 00:43:01,664 --> 00:43:05,168 But sometimes we all hung out. 627 00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:09,214 It was fun being around her. 628 00:43:09,255 --> 00:43:10,840 You know, she had an energy. 629 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,844 I miss her. 630 00:43:16,137 --> 00:43:18,223 I'm sorry. 631 00:43:18,264 --> 00:43:20,767 Yeah, it seems like she was kind of a big deal 632 00:43:20,809 --> 00:43:22,519 with the snowboarding. 633 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,813 Sort of a real small-town hero, huh? 634 00:43:24,854 --> 00:43:27,315 Everyone thought she was going to go to the Olympics. 635 00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:32,195 Then she just vanished. 636 00:43:32,237 --> 00:43:35,073 People talked, pressure got to her. 637 00:43:35,115 --> 00:43:37,534 Being the golden child, she skipped town. 638 00:43:38,576 --> 00:43:39,828 There was a lot of talk. 639 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:47,335 - You're not looking so hot. - Yeah. 640 00:43:50,171 --> 00:43:52,841 You should take these. It's ibuprofen. 641 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,801 I'd start with two. 642 00:43:56,386 --> 00:43:57,929 Yeah. Thanks. 643 00:43:59,723 --> 00:44:01,433 So, you think that's her out there? 644 00:44:01,474 --> 00:44:03,226 I don't want to think about it. 645 00:44:03,268 --> 00:44:04,394 Right. I mean, I... 646 00:44:04,436 --> 00:44:06,312 Me, I just... I can't get over 647 00:44:06,354 --> 00:44:08,565 the coincidence, you know... 648 00:44:08,606 --> 00:44:10,316 Like, do you think that maybe the same guy... 649 00:44:10,358 --> 00:44:11,609 What did I just say? 650 00:44:13,445 --> 00:44:14,946 I can't think about it, you know? 651 00:44:17,365 --> 00:44:18,867 It's too hard. 652 00:44:20,535 --> 00:44:22,787 You know, this isn't a cold case mystery 653 00:44:22,829 --> 00:44:25,498 for me or some bullshit. 654 00:44:30,003 --> 00:44:32,797 It never fucking goes away. 655 00:44:37,093 --> 00:44:38,386 Does it ever go away? 656 00:44:42,349 --> 00:44:43,641 I wish 657 00:44:44,559 --> 00:44:47,395 I'd have protected her from 658 00:44:48,188 --> 00:44:49,439 whatever. 659 00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:52,942 I wish I'd have been strong like that. 660 00:44:54,527 --> 00:44:57,072 Man, I'm sorry. 661 00:44:57,113 --> 00:45:02,619 I just started snapping into this mode I have and... 662 00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:06,164 You know, it's been pretty messed up here, to tell you the truth. 663 00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:07,999 I generally live in the sunshine. 664 00:45:08,875 --> 00:45:10,710 But this year, 665 00:45:10,752 --> 00:45:15,006 I mean, it has eroded me, you know. 666 00:45:15,048 --> 00:45:18,051 It's just... Jesus, like... 667 00:45:21,054 --> 00:45:24,474 It's been pretty dark, actually, you know. 668 00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:28,019 It's hard to feel safe and... 669 00:45:30,146 --> 00:45:31,147 Anyway. 670 00:45:32,607 --> 00:45:34,901 Look, I'm sorry. I... 671 00:45:39,489 --> 00:45:41,741 I'm not going to let anything happen to you tonight. 672 00:45:43,993 --> 00:45:45,036 You believe me, right? 673 00:45:46,246 --> 00:45:47,414 Yeah. 674 00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:49,541 Yeah, I do. 675 00:45:52,794 --> 00:45:55,255 Tell you what, Jimmy, end of the day, 676 00:45:55,296 --> 00:45:57,090 all I really want to do 677 00:45:57,132 --> 00:45:58,967 is get off this shit mountain. 678 00:46:06,182 --> 00:46:07,809 Anaheim Shores. 679 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:25,410 Proustian. 680 00:46:25,452 --> 00:46:27,662 - You okay? - What the hell is in this? 681 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:33,626 Oh, shit. Oh, that's Trey's coconut rum. 682 00:46:33,668 --> 00:46:36,463 He fucking loves that shit. Sorry about that. Hold up. 683 00:46:39,841 --> 00:46:42,927 You know, I think I'm just going to 684 00:46:44,012 --> 00:46:45,263 find Morty 685 00:46:45,305 --> 00:46:48,141 and get out of here. 686 00:46:55,106 --> 00:46:56,483 Strong 687 00:46:58,902 --> 00:47:00,528 ibuprofen. 688 00:47:53,707 --> 00:47:55,041 Au revoir, Morty. 689 00:48:10,974 --> 00:48:13,184 Oh, Jesus Christ. 690 00:48:24,863 --> 00:48:26,406 Ibuprofen, my ass. 691 00:48:33,455 --> 00:48:35,540 - What happened to the girl? - Don't worry about it. We're good. 692 00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:37,083 No, dude. You look like shit. 693 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:39,919 Yeah, because I was busy fixing our problem. 694 00:48:39,961 --> 00:48:41,671 Saving you again. You're welcome. 695 00:48:41,713 --> 00:48:43,006 Trey, what did you do to her? 696 00:48:43,048 --> 00:48:46,259 It's not going to be a problem for us anymore, okay? 697 00:48:46,301 --> 00:48:48,053 Oh, fuck, Morty, I'm sorry. 698 00:48:48,094 --> 00:48:51,681 - Oh, my God. - No one is going to miss this girl. 699 00:48:51,723 --> 00:48:53,266 - Okay? Nobody. - We all could have... 700 00:48:53,308 --> 00:48:56,061 Fuck you guys. Fuck you. 701 00:48:56,102 --> 00:48:57,187 You took this way too far, man. 702 00:48:57,228 --> 00:48:59,731 I caught her trying to steal my car. 703 00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:00,857 - Okay? - Bullshit. 704 00:49:00,899 --> 00:49:02,359 She was gonna go to the cops. 705 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,944 I did what I had to do to save your sorry ass. 706 00:49:04,986 --> 00:49:05,862 - To save me? - Yeah. 707 00:49:05,904 --> 00:49:07,030 I didn't want any of this. 708 00:49:07,072 --> 00:49:09,741 Yeah, well, I didn't want to crash my 300K car 709 00:49:09,783 --> 00:49:12,243 because some chick's going crazy on me again. 710 00:49:13,953 --> 00:49:15,497 That's the second time you say that tonight. 711 00:49:15,538 --> 00:49:17,248 Say what? 712 00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:20,085 Some other chick going crazy on you. 713 00:49:20,126 --> 00:49:23,463 Are you talking about Chloe? 714 00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:25,340 Fucking shit. Are you serious? 715 00:49:25,382 --> 00:49:27,717 - We're gonna talk about this right now? - Was it, Trey? Trey. 716 00:49:27,759 --> 00:49:28,968 - Here we go. - What did you do? 717 00:49:29,010 --> 00:49:30,345 - Hold on. Do you hear that? - Shit. 718 00:49:30,387 --> 00:49:32,472 - No. Don't change the... - Shut the fuck up. Listen. 719 00:49:33,890 --> 00:49:34,974 Gotcha. 720 00:49:45,193 --> 00:49:46,653 - Oh. - Oh, shit. 721 00:49:46,695 --> 00:49:48,071 I thought you were asleep. 722 00:49:48,113 --> 00:49:50,740 Well, you also thought I was dead, right? 723 00:49:50,782 --> 00:49:52,617 So I guess this is a thing I do now. 724 00:49:52,659 --> 00:49:53,993 - You should have stayed down. - Trey. 725 00:49:54,035 --> 00:49:55,662 Man, you fucking ran me over. 726 00:49:55,704 --> 00:49:58,248 - Chill out. - Look, whatever he told you, 727 00:49:58,289 --> 00:49:59,541 he is lying, okay? 728 00:49:59,582 --> 00:50:01,042 - He killed Chloe... - Okay. 729 00:50:01,084 --> 00:50:02,669 - ...and now he's doing it again. - We need to get her outside. 730 00:50:02,711 --> 00:50:04,754 He's just going to leave you here to do his dirty work, 731 00:50:04,796 --> 00:50:05,964 and then he's going to bail. 732 00:50:06,006 --> 00:50:08,091 Just leave you in this haunted moose lodge, 733 00:50:08,133 --> 00:50:09,467 seeing Chloe everywhere you look. 734 00:50:09,509 --> 00:50:11,219 Are you trying to play us 735 00:50:11,261 --> 00:50:12,804 against each other? 736 00:50:12,846 --> 00:50:14,472 We've been friends for years. 737 00:50:14,514 --> 00:50:15,932 Bullshit. Okay? 738 00:50:15,974 --> 00:50:18,393 Jimmy, he killed her. You understand? 739 00:50:18,435 --> 00:50:20,937 - He killed Chloe. - Oh, my God, you bitch! 740 00:50:20,979 --> 00:50:22,731 This is pathetic, right? 741 00:50:22,772 --> 00:50:23,982 Trey, what did you mean? 742 00:50:25,066 --> 00:50:26,484 What? 743 00:50:26,526 --> 00:50:28,445 Another chick going crazy on you. What did you mean? 744 00:50:28,486 --> 00:50:30,864 Don't let her get inside your head right now, man. 745 00:50:30,905 --> 00:50:32,657 Chloe. 746 00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:33,950 Chloe. 747 00:50:34,701 --> 00:50:35,952 Did she go crazy on you? 748 00:50:35,994 --> 00:50:39,080 - Dude. - You said she had an accident. 749 00:50:39,122 --> 00:50:42,083 A bad reaction to the coke I sold you, that she fell. 750 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:43,918 That is what happened. She fell. 751 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,462 No, that is bullshit. 752 00:50:45,503 --> 00:50:46,463 Did you hit her? 753 00:50:47,839 --> 00:50:49,632 - Did you push her? - No! 754 00:50:49,674 --> 00:50:50,508 Bullshit! 755 00:50:50,550 --> 00:50:51,634 Okay, none of this matters! 756 00:50:51,676 --> 00:50:52,802 We were kids. 757 00:50:52,844 --> 00:50:54,596 I mean, who cares? 758 00:50:57,307 --> 00:51:01,144 Jimmy, how long have we known each other? 759 00:51:01,186 --> 00:51:02,687 Think about everything we've been through. 760 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:06,107 Man, you were always like my big brother. 761 00:51:06,149 --> 00:51:10,487 You're my protector. And now I can return the favor. 762 00:51:10,528 --> 00:51:13,031 You want out of all this? I can get you out. 763 00:51:13,073 --> 00:51:15,075 - Jimmy... - Whatever you want. 764 00:51:16,076 --> 00:51:17,744 Whatever you want. 765 00:51:17,786 --> 00:51:20,038 We just got to do this one last thing. 766 00:51:22,749 --> 00:51:24,125 Jimmy, please. 767 00:51:26,836 --> 00:51:27,671 All right. 768 00:51:27,712 --> 00:51:29,839 There he is. 769 00:51:29,881 --> 00:51:31,633 Let's get her outside. It's cleaner that way. 770 00:51:45,397 --> 00:51:46,314 No. 771 00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:50,026 Okay. Come on. Let's just get... 772 00:51:50,068 --> 00:51:51,277 Back up, man. 773 00:51:58,743 --> 00:52:00,036 Get out of my way. 774 00:52:01,788 --> 00:52:04,332 - You ruined my life. - I ruined your life? 775 00:52:04,374 --> 00:52:06,376 I was the only good thing you had going. 776 00:52:06,418 --> 00:52:09,379 You were a loser then, just like you're a loser now. 777 00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:11,798 Look at you, still stuck in this shithole? 778 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,466 Let me tell you a secret. 779 00:52:13,508 --> 00:52:16,928 This is where you were always going to be. 780 00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:19,222 Maybe. 781 00:52:19,264 --> 00:52:22,350 But at least I'm done being your bitch. 782 00:55:20,820 --> 00:55:23,365 That is how you fuckin' do it! 783 00:55:25,658 --> 00:55:26,785 Morning, Trey. 784 00:55:26,826 --> 00:55:29,746 It's your friendly neighborhood parole officer. 785 00:55:29,788 --> 00:55:30,747 Be right there. 786 00:55:40,298 --> 00:55:42,592 All right, man, hurry up. 787 00:55:42,634 --> 00:55:43,760 It's cold out here. 788 00:56:53,288 --> 00:56:54,789 Merry Christmas. 789 00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:58,335 This morning, Colorado residents 790 00:56:58,376 --> 00:56:59,794 who were in a decade-long search... 791 00:57:00,837 --> 00:57:02,005 ...responding to a tip 792 00:57:02,047 --> 00:57:03,089 from a parole officer... 793 00:57:03,131 --> 00:57:04,591 Robocop. 794 00:57:04,632 --> 00:57:06,634 ...on the property of the Deerfield Motel. 795 00:57:06,676 --> 00:57:09,346 Authorities have confirmed that the remains 796 00:57:09,387 --> 00:57:11,681 belong to long-missing snowboarding phenom 797 00:57:11,723 --> 00:57:13,058 Chloe Jones. 798 00:57:13,099 --> 00:57:16,186 In a bizarre twist, Jones was discovered alongside 799 00:57:16,227 --> 00:57:18,271 two more recent slayings. 800 00:57:18,313 --> 00:57:21,191 A local, James Silva, was found dead 801 00:57:21,232 --> 00:57:23,610 along with a drifter named Charlie Cale, 802 00:57:23,651 --> 00:57:28,198 whose body and identification was found in a wrecked vehicle near the property. 803 00:57:28,239 --> 00:57:29,741 - Mortimer? - They're both believed 804 00:57:29,783 --> 00:57:32,202 to be victims of a wealthy parolee, 805 00:57:32,243 --> 00:57:33,119 Trey Nelson. 806 00:57:33,161 --> 00:57:36,456 Stay tuned for more on this developing story. 807 00:57:36,498 --> 00:57:40,835 And now we turn to county politics where a referendum on snowmobiling has... 808 00:57:40,877 --> 00:57:42,420 I'm dead. 809 00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,256 Holy God Almighty. 810 00:57:45,298 --> 00:57:46,800 I'm dead. 811 00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:06,403 It's over. We got her. 812 00:58:06,444 --> 00:58:09,447 All I need to know is how deep to dig the hole. 57432

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