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For the sin
we have committed by gluttony.
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And for the sin we have
committed by succumbing to despair.
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For the sin we have committed
by stubbornness.
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And for the sin
we have committed...
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by rashly judging others.
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Sweetheart,
do you see that guy in the corner...
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with the dark hair
and the blue yarmulke?.
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Absolutely gorgeous.
That's Ben Feldman, M&A,J.P. Morgan.
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- He has no chin!
- Mother, be quiet.
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- Shh!
- He recently separated from his wife.
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- Some shish from Idaho.
- She could do better. She could!
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- You could do better.
- Mother.
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Mother, would you stop feeding her
perfectionism?. You did the same thing with Larry.
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- I didn't like him either.
- What's not to like?. The man was a prince.
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- I didn't care for him.
- What do you mean?
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- He wasn't the one, okay?. - Oy,
the one. - He had no sex appeal.
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Mother, sha!
He's right over there.
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Marriage is
the hardest thing we do.
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She is 28 years old. She hasn't
dated in a year. I'm afraid...
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- she'll be alone forever-
- Mom, would you shut up?. I'm atoning!
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Shh!
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# Gray clouds
are gonna clear up #
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# Put on a happy face #
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# Brush off the clouds
and cheer up #
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# Put on a happy face #
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# Take off the gloomy mask
of tragedy #
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# It's not your style #
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# You look so good
that you�ll be glad#
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# You decided to smile #
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# Pick out a pleasant outlook #
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# Stick out that noble chin #
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# Wipe off that
full-of-doubt look #
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# Slap on a happy grin #
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# And spread sunshine #
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# All over the place #
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#Just put on a happy face #
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# Spread sunshine #
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# All over the place #
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#Just put on a happy face #
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# Gray clouds
are going to clear up #
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# With sunshine
all over the place #
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# If you�ll put on #
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# A happy face #
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# Gray clouds
are going to clear up #
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# With sunshine
all over the place #
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# If you�ll put on #
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# A happy face ##
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Peter, I'm telling you,
trust me on this one.
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- It means "speechless, without words. "
- I think "unimpressed. "
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- No, "speechless, perplexed. "
- Are you sure on this?.
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- I'm sure. Everybody gets this wrong.
- I'm almost positive here.
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- Howard, define "nonplussed. "
- "Speechless, perplexed. "
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Oh, thank you, Howard.
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- Oh, and Howard, that cellist with the thing?.
- Two umlauts. Both "Us.
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Right, right, right.
Oh, my God! Hi!
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- Hi. Thank you.
- Congratulations.
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- Okay, you're glowing. Are you thrilled?.
- Let's see.
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I can't drink, smoke
or eat sushi for nine months.
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- Honestly, I'm panicked.
- Oh, my God. Did you guys celebrate last night?.
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- It's so exciting.
- Yeah. Oh, God. Matthew's so excited.
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- Meyers, I got to talk to you. - Hey,
Stein. Chuck, did you get my E-mail?.
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- Yeah. Uh, "deep-seeded. " Who knew?.
- Right.
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It has nothing to do with seeds.
Refers to how deeply something is set.
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- Sorry about that,Josh.
- Oh, shit!
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- No problem. Don't worry about it.
- What is this?
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- What did you do to this?
- What is what?.
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This profile. You gutted it.
You totally gutted it.
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It was sappy and long-winded.
You practically went down on the guy.
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Went down on the guy?.
Okay, you know what, Meyers?.
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This is one of the great
directors of our time.
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I think he merits
a little praise in the lead.
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- It's an article, Stein, not a puff piece.
- It's a tribute.
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- This is an artist. We can't
afford an adjective for him?.
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Not one?. I think it was a really
good piece. It was well written,
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- it was clear, it had heart-
- Stein?.
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- Stein?. Your phone is ringing.
- Yeah?. What?.
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Your phone is ringing.
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- Jessica Stein.
- Hey,Jessie!
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Oh! Hey, Danny.
I'm sorry.
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- I got some news.
- Are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
I just-
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You can't tell
Mom and Dad yet, okay?.
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- Oh. Yeah, okay. Uh-huh.
- Are you sitting down?.
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I proposed to Rach!
I'm getting married!
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Wow!
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Wow.
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"It is not inertia alone...
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"that is responsible from human
relationships repeating themselves...
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"from case to case,
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"indescribably monotonous
and unrenowned.
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"It is shyness before any sort of new,
unforeseeable experience...
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"with which one does not think
one self able to cope.
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"But only someone
who is ready from everything,
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"who excludes nothing,
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"not even
the most unenigmatical,
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will live the relation
to another as something alive. "
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God, this is great. This is great.
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I am so glad that
you asked me to do this.
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I mean, it was so bold of you
to come up to me at the gym.
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I mean, I thought
I'd finally give it a shot.
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Sometimes, you-you seem
so focused on your workout,
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- I wasn't sure if you�d talk to me.
- Oh, no.
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That's just the whole gestalt
of the gym thing.
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I mean, it's so
narcissistic and shallow.
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I think we all try to maintain
a certain anonymity while we're there.
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No, I have to disagree
with you there.
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I really love working out.
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I mean, granted, it is
a little narcissistic, as you say,
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but I really get a high,
you know,
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from all those "endorphins"
pumping and all.
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So, um,
you're a writer.
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That's, uh-
That's amazing.
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- Hi. Hi.
- Hey! Hey!
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- I'm sorry I'm so late.
- No, you're right on time.
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- What?. I'm-I'm an hour late.
- No, no.
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You are right on time.
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Hey, "tar bender'
the lady'll have a, uh-
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Uh, I will have a frozen strawberry
margarita with salt, please.
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Well, I see great minds
think alike.
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Uh, we split the salad. But I think,
as I recall, you ate a little bit more,
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including more of the arugula, which
is one of the more expensive greens.
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I didn't have any of the goat cheese.
I'm allergic.
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No dessert.
Easy enough.
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That leaves your portion at $42.73,
and mine at $18.14.
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Beautiful. Perfect.
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You have exact change?.
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It's so funny,Jessica.
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But I go out with a lot of girls.
A lot.
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And I just- I don't know.
I just feels-
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so comfortable with you,
so at home, so free to be myself.
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Normally, I'm a pretty
"self-defecating" guy.
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Let me tell you something.
You're "pat. "
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I'd love to see you twirl
in that dress.
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- With a P-H.
- Twirl.
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Oh, okay.
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- As it were, per se.
- I like the way your hair...
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- Uh-
- ... goes around your head like that.
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- You know what I mean?.
- You know?. You know?.
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- Whoops! I spilled some.
- What's not to get?.
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I think we're connecting,
and I'd like to represent you...
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as your accountant
and your boyfriend,
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if that's-
that's at all possible.
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Okay, the New Yorker loves us.
The reviewer is creaming in her pants.
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- So exhale, please. Okay?.
- Okay.
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His back has been like
solid concrete all night.
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Your boyfriend has on
his serial killer face again.
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He's scaring
some of the guests.
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He's been
a little needy lately.
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I'll talk to him.
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Oh, hon.
You are late.
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I'm sorry. My cab driver was Ukrainian,
and my Slav is only so-so.
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So you want to do something later?
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- I'm going to be at the library later...
- Oh, yeah?.
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- in the 16th century archive, nude,
- Mm-hmm.
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with a bookmark dangling
precariously off of my dick.
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So I'll be waiting for you.
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Oh. Should I bring
anything?.
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Just your
unbelievable body...
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and photo I.D..
and library card.
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- Pickup.
- Oh, yeah. It's right this way, please.
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# You're so ready now#
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# The fruit is ripe
for takin'##
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Oh, where have you been?.
I've been waiting for you all day.
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They got me mad busy today.
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- Martin, where's Helen?.
- Delivery.
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Wait. I'm still working.
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Sorry, sweetie. Line one.
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Jesus Christ.
Okay. Got it.
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Helen Cooper.
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Why are you always doing these things
to destroy this relationship?.
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We're not in a relationship.
We're in a situation.
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- You have to stop right now.
- Yes, and I'm sure your wife feels the same way.
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Listen, I got to baby-sit
this show.
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What are you doing later?.
How's 11:00 for you?.
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How's right now for you?.
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Thanks very much.
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How does this art make you feel?
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Does it turn you on?.
Does it make you hot?.
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Does it scare you?
Does it minimize you as a man?
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- You're really going to do this?.
- I've decided.
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You've decided, or was it that article
in New York Magazine last month?.
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- I've decided.
- Mm-hmm.
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I just think it's time,
you know?.
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- It's the one thing I haven't experienced.
- Of course it's time, sweetie.
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You go on with your frisky self, and don't
let Mr. Fuddy-Duddy piss on your parade.
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- Thank you.
- Mar?.
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- Mm-hmm?. - What is the
problem?. She is trying new things.
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Sure. Today,
sexual preference.
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- Tomorrow, Henna tattoos.
- Okay.
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So, let's see.
Oscar Wilde is too flip.
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Emily Dickinson is too trite.
It has to be just so.
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Maybe George Eliot.
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- Why do I have to have a quote again?.
- Well, let's see.
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If it's brainy enough, it'll weed out
the real unwashed masses.
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Andifrit's well chosen,
you come across as someone...
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who understands the plight of your prospective partner
- the plight of humanity.
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And by couching that understanding
in the words of a great writer,
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you appear sophisticated,
but earnest.
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- Grounded, but hopeful.
- Oh, my God!
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Sweetie, you're going to have more pussy
than you know what to do with.
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- Here, take a look.
- Rilke?.
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Rilke's very profound.
Here.
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So the first thing you want to do is say,
"For friendship or more. "
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Wait. Why?.
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Because then you have access to
all the bi-curious straight girls.
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Straight girls?
But Bas-
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Trust me.
Virgin flesh?. Mangia.
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Bring that.
Let's go.
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"Professional E-E, U-W-S,
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V- G-L, N-S, D-W-M,
seeking same. "
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- What could that mean?. - I'm not
really versed in single scene acronyms, so-
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- Oh. Listen to this one. This guy used a quote.
- That is so cheesy.
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"It is not inertia alone
that is responsible...
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"for human relationships
repeating themselves.
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It is shyness before-"
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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- This one stinks.
- Actually, I think it's Freud.
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Rilke. Uh,
one of those, I think.
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Oh. Sorry. Guess I should read on.
"But only someone-"
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Does he, um,
describe himself?.
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Esoteric quote man?.
Let's see.
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Oh. That's
women seeking women.
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You know what, guys?.
Um, I really have a lot of work to do.
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- Would you mind terribly-
- No. No, no, no.
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Thanks. Sorry.
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- Jess? Charles can make it tonight after all.
- Yeah.
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- So you're going to get to meet him.
- Oh, good.
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That would be great.
Thanks.
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- Hey,Joan, is it okay if I bring a date tonight?.
- Oh.
229
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- Sure. The more, the merrier.
- Great. I'll see you tonight.
230
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You invited Josh?.
Ew!
231
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Hey, it's Hell. Leave it at the beep.
232
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Hi. My name's
Nan, and I'm calling about your ad.
233
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I'm looking for someone
with a big heart, an open mind,
234
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and an adventurous spirit.
235
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Also, in the long term, I'm looking
for someone to mother a child with me.
236
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Would you be into that?
237
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- Be quiet. You get it.
- Come on. I t'I I be adorable.
238
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I it�s not adorable. You are totally
loving this, aren't you?.
239
00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:39,071
Please. I'm 160 pounds
and I wake up vomiting.
240
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I have to live
through someone.
241
00:14:41,031 --> 00:14:43,081
- Go. He's looking.
- This is embarrassing.
242
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,785
- Okay. Be quiet.
- He's staring. It's going to be weird.
243
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:51,247
- Hi. I'm Charles.
- Hi.
244
00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:55,041
Jessica.
245
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,044
Hey, it's Hell.
Leave it at the beep.
246
00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:00,094
Hi, Helen. I'm calling about your ad.
247
00:15:00,129 --> 00:15:02,881
I would really like to meet you
as soon as possible,
248
00:15:02,922 --> 00:15:04,805
because you sound
really special.
249
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,009
And to tell you the truth,
I'm hanging' on by a thread here,
250
00:15:08,051 --> 00:15:10,261
and I could really use
someone special.
251
00:15:10,303 --> 00:15:13,680
So, um,
just call me, okay?
252
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# Sky's blue #
253
00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:24,980
# You know what I'm feeling
You know #
254
00:15:26,064 --> 00:15:30,901
# The very sweet sound
of your laughter ##
255
00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:35,988
Oh, my God. Whatever.
I'm so happy...
256
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to be eating a meal with intelligent
people- you have no idea.
257
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:41,033
That's us?.
258
00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:44,036
I know, right?. So thank you all
for not being freaks or morons...
259
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or using words incorrectly.
260
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,796
Bless you all.
261
00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:51,666
Tell me about it.
Most people I meet at the salon...
262
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are totally "malcompetent. "
263
00:15:55,294 --> 00:15:58,671
So, Charles,
what about you?
264
00:15:58,713 --> 00:16:02,132
Have you had a horrible time
out there too?.
265
00:16:02,174 --> 00:16:06,135
- Oh, uh, I don't know. I do okay.
- Yeah?.
266
00:16:06,177 --> 00:16:08,220
Actually, I just met
somebody pretty special.
267
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:15,017
Um, her name's Michelle.
And it's early, but-
268
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,317
- I don't know. It feels right.
- Charles.
269
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:21,938
I thought you were single.
Didn't you tell me that, honey?.
270
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,322
Uh, I thought so.
271
00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:26,796
I'm sorry.
Is this supposed to be a setup?
272
00:16:26,831 --> 00:16:29,235
No, no. No way. Not a setup.
273
00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:31,494
Just-just a friendly dinner.
274
00:16:31,529 --> 00:16:34,239
- Absolutely. Just a group of friends.
- Yes.
275
00:16:34,281 --> 00:16:37,575
Matthew and I just like
to have our friends know each other.
276
00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:40,535
Well, you know, Jessica,
don't worry about it. I mean, it's-
277
00:16:40,577 --> 00:16:42,537
We've all been through it.
It's just a jungle out there.
278
00:16:42,572 --> 00:16:44,628
Yeah, especially for Stein. I mean,
279
00:16:44,663 --> 00:16:48,166
she always has trouble meeting people
who are good enough for her.
280
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:51,293
Yeah. God, I wish
I had your luck, Josh.
281
00:16:51,335 --> 00:16:54,337
I see you have no trouble
meeting people of your caliber.
282
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,443
You know, Stein, why don't you
cut yourself a break?.
283
00:16:56,478 --> 00:16:58,507
It's obviously not the time
to be meeting someone anyway.
284
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:00,890
- Really?. What?. Not the season?.
- No.
285
00:17:00,925 --> 00:17:03,594
It's just because you're
clearly not open to it.
286
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:07,742
Excuse me?. I'm sorry.
How would you know?.
287
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,265
Well, I do have
a little history to draw from.
288
00:17:10,307 --> 00:17:13,309
But even ifl didn't,
you've known Charles here...
289
00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:15,978
for about an hour,
and in that time...
290
00:17:16,019 --> 00:17:17,903
you've insulted and dismissed
a panoply of men...
291
00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:20,773
based on factors as reductive
as a linguistic misstep,
292
00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:24,776
a different view from yours on going Dutch,
a kind reaction to your legendary lateness,
293
00:17:24,818 --> 00:17:27,278
and a genuine interest
in yoga.
294
00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:31,906
You know, I think
it was Anais Nin who said,
295
00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:34,074
"We don't see things
as they are.
296
00:17:34,109 --> 00:17:36,041
We see things
as we are. "
297
00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:38,995
Generally, I'm not much of a Nin fan,
298
00:17:39,036 --> 00:17:42,872
but I do feel that bit
sums you up to a "T",Stein.
299
00:17:42,914 --> 00:17:45,207
So I don't think the problem's
with these poor men-
300
00:17:45,249 --> 00:17:47,167
these freaks and morons,
as you put it.
301
00:17:47,202 --> 00:17:49,419
I think the problem
is with you.
302
00:18:24,194 --> 00:18:26,613
Jessica?.
303
00:18:26,654 --> 00:18:28,537
Uh,Jessica?.
I-
304
00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:31,575
- Hi. I was just looking for you.
- Hi.
305
00:18:31,616 --> 00:18:33,833
- Helen. Hi.
- Right. Hi.
306
00:18:33,868 --> 00:18:36,286
- Good to meet you.
- I'm sorry I'm so late.
307
00:18:36,328 --> 00:18:38,455
- I'm always late.
- Don't worry about it. Come sit.
308
00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:40,421
I hope you didn't
wait long.
309
00:18:40,456 --> 00:18:42,423
No. Well, I was just starting
to get worried...
310
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:48,212
- that may be you weren't going to show at all.
- Yeah. Yeah.
311
00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:51,631
Um-
Helen, right?.
312
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,383
Um, you know, gosh. I should've
said this on the phone...
313
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,308
and I didn't, and...
314
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,803
I'm sorry that I didn't,
but...
315
00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:03,932
you should really know that...
this isn't me.
316
00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:05,600
- It isn't?.
- Not at all.
317
00:19:05,641 --> 00:19:07,601
I'm sorry.
318
00:19:18,109 --> 00:19:20,610
Taxi!
319
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,947
- Shit!
- Which part of it isn't you?
320
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,886
Oh. Uh, all of it.
321
00:19:26,921 --> 00:19:28,748
So why did you-
322
00:19:28,783 --> 00:19:30,916
Um, yeah, you know what?.
The truth is,
323
00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:33,370
I've been trying to be a little less
me lately, and that's why this.
324
00:19:33,412 --> 00:19:35,330
But, really,
I'm still me, see?.
325
00:19:35,365 --> 00:19:37,713
I see.
Well, look.
326
00:19:37,748 --> 00:19:40,709
We don't have to do a whole big-
We could just get a drink.
327
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,627
- Yeah, I don't think so. Taxi!
- Oh, come on.
328
00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:45,754
You don't want to go
to your dinner so frazzled.
329
00:19:45,789 --> 00:19:48,256
My- Oh, my dinner.
Right. Right.
330
00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:51,842
Yeah, I think a little red wine
would really help to, you know-
331
00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:53,884
Look, um,
you seem really nice.
332
00:19:53,919 --> 00:19:55,886
I just-
I- I made a mistake.
333
00:19:55,921 --> 00:19:57,888
I- I have to go.
334
00:20:05,393 --> 00:20:07,436
Oh!
Oh, my-
335
00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:10,355
- Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
- Oh! Oh.
336
00:20:10,397 --> 00:20:13,274
- Oh, God. I-I- You know what?.
- Don't be silly.
337
00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:15,275
- I, uh-
- Let me help you.
338
00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:20,821
I missed my yoga class this morning,
and I'm not my usual centered self.
339
00:20:20,863 --> 00:20:22,954
Do you do-
Do you do yoga regularly?
340
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,908
- Is that something-
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Every day, actually.
341
00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:28,827
I find it keeps me
really strong and energized...
342
00:20:28,869 --> 00:20:30,849
and, uh,
usually graceful.
343
00:20:30,884 --> 00:20:32,795
Right.
I've heard that.
344
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:35,207
- Have you never tried it?.
- Oh, no, no, no.
345
00:20:35,248 --> 00:20:37,792
I don't think I could sit still
and breathe for long.
346
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:40,836
- I'd panic.
- So what do you like to do for exercise?.
347
00:20:40,877 --> 00:20:44,255
Oh, um,
I like basic exercise.
348
00:20:44,297 --> 00:20:47,549
I like to run or walk.
Just keep moving, you know?.
349
00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:49,842
I feel like as long
as I'm moving, I'm safe.
350
00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:52,928
- What do you do when you're sleeping?.
- I'm a terrible insomniac.
351
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:54,888
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Since when?.
352
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:57,271
Um, I don't know.
Birth.
353
00:20:57,306 --> 00:21:00,100
Well, listen, if you ever
change your mind and want to try a class,
354
00:21:00,142 --> 00:21:02,060
- I'd be happy to-
- Yeah, I don't think so.
355
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,770
Oh, well,
don't decide right now.
356
00:21:04,812 --> 00:21:07,355
Just let it marinate
for a while.
357
00:21:08,731 --> 00:21:11,358
Um- Okay.
358
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,902
I, uh, I will
let it "marinate. "
359
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:19,281
I am never going to
get a cab.
360
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:24,993
Maybe just one drink.
361
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:28,704
Okay, just-
I have, like, 20 minutes.
362
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:32,582
Well, wait, wait. This Larry,
that must've been pretty serious, huh,
363
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,751
- if he proposed?.
- Oh, no, no. I mean- No, it was.
364
00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:37,669
- It was.
- Well, what happened?.
365
00:21:37,704 --> 00:21:39,921
I-
It wasn't right.
366
00:21:39,962 --> 00:21:41,964
He-He just wasn't funny,
you know?.
367
00:21:42,005 --> 00:21:45,153
- Oh, bummer.
- I think that's been my big thing.
368
00:21:45,188 --> 00:21:48,302
Not smart or not funny,
or not smart and not funny.
369
00:21:48,343 --> 00:21:50,678
Or-Or smart,
370
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:54,264
but funny in
a totally unappealing way.
371
00:21:54,306 --> 00:21:56,308
You know?. Just like funny/stupid,
or funny/dopey,
372
00:21:56,349 --> 00:22:00,144
but not funny/witty or funny/ironic
or funny/goofy, you know?.
373
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:04,313
Or-Or they seem smart, and then
you realize that they aren't at all.
374
00:22:04,355 --> 00:22:07,733
And that's funny,
but funny/tragic.
375
00:22:07,774 --> 00:22:09,692
Um-
376
00:22:11,694 --> 00:22:13,785
So anyway,
if you�re then lucky enough...
377
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:16,823
to find someone who's the good kind
of smart and the good kind of funny,
378
00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:19,199
then generally
they're just kind of-
379
00:22:19,241 --> 00:22:22,243
- Ugly.
- Ugly.
380
00:22:22,285 --> 00:22:24,203
Ugly. I'm sorry.
381
00:22:24,245 --> 00:22:26,788
- Yes, a little. Is that-
That's awful, right?. - No.
382
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:29,144
Ugly doesn't do it froryou.
That's okay.
383
00:22:29,179 --> 00:22:31,458
- Me, I'm kind of into ugly.
- What?
384
00:22:31,493 --> 00:22:33,668
As long as it's
sexy-ugly.
385
00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:36,712
Sexy-ugly?. I-
Define.
386
00:22:36,754 --> 00:22:40,757
Well, you can't. It just is,
you know?. Sexy-ugly.
387
00:22:40,798 --> 00:22:42,890
Okay, well, um,
388
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:46,052
could you, um-
could you give me a celebrity...
389
00:22:46,094 --> 00:22:48,387
- who would fall into the category?.
- Um,yeah.
390
00:22:48,429 --> 00:22:52,182
Hold on a second.
I'll get you one. Um-
391
00:22:52,223 --> 00:22:54,392
Angelica Huston?.
392
00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:57,769
- Is that kind of the right idea?.
- Yeah, I guess.
393
00:22:57,811 --> 00:23:00,688
- I was going to say Mick Jagger. He's the big one.
- Oh.
394
00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:05,566
Oh, Lyle Lovett, um,James Woods,
Harvey Keitel.
395
00:23:05,608 --> 00:23:07,547
Very sexy-ugly.
396
00:23:07,582 --> 00:23:09,486
- Oh.
- Yeah.
397
00:23:09,528 --> 00:23:13,197
So, uh-
So you're not-
398
00:23:14,406 --> 00:23:19,118
I mean,
you've-you've tried-
399
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,496
Um, you've dated men.
400
00:23:22,537 --> 00:23:24,789
- Of course.
- Oh, good!
401
00:23:24,831 --> 00:23:28,000
- What?.
- Good. I'm- No, I'm relieved.
402
00:23:28,035 --> 00:23:31,169
I- I-I just-
I assumed that you had-
403
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,797
Oh, I have... also.
404
00:23:35,839 --> 00:23:38,139
- Oh.
- Yeah, I, um-
405
00:23:38,174 --> 00:23:40,675
I just find a lot
of different things sexy.
406
00:23:40,717 --> 00:23:44,261
Oh. I don't.
407
00:23:46,054 --> 00:23:48,139
So, should we settle
the tab?.
408
00:23:48,181 --> 00:23:51,558
- What? - Yeah, it's,
um, 8:10. Don't you have a-
409
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,567
- Oh, uh, no.
- You don't?
410
00:23:53,602 --> 00:23:56,229
- No. I lied.
- But I thought-
411
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,482
I know a great Indian place.
412
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,861
- Helen? Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah?
413
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:09,842
- Sure.
- What color lipstick are you wearing?
414
00:24:09,877 --> 00:24:12,782
Well, it's three different kinds.
I blend.
415
00:24:12,824 --> 00:24:14,832
- Really?.
- Yeah.
416
00:24:14,867 --> 00:24:17,953
- Real ly?. Wow.
- Would you like to know the-
417
00:24:17,994 --> 00:24:20,746
- Would you feel comfortable?. Is
that something- - No, of course.
418
00:24:20,788 --> 00:24:24,416
I'd love to share.
I start with Mac Viva Glam III,
419
00:24:24,457 --> 00:24:26,376
- Uh-huh. Right.
- which is a great base,
420
00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:29,218
- and then I add Prescriptive Poodle on top.
- I love Prescriptive.
421
00:24:29,253 --> 00:24:32,380
- Isn't it the best?. The moisture and the spray.
- It has the best texture.
422
00:24:32,422 --> 00:24:37,509
And then I finish with Philosophy
Supernatural Nude, which is more of a-
423
00:24:37,550 --> 00:24:40,177
- Of a glossy kind of thing?.
- Exactly. For the shine.
424
00:24:40,219 --> 00:24:42,637
Right. Right.
Wow.
425
00:24:42,679 --> 00:24:45,181
- That's it.
- Wow.
426
00:24:45,223 --> 00:24:48,683
Well, it looks, um,
just beautiful on you.
427
00:24:48,725 --> 00:24:51,227
Oh, thank you.
Hey, you should try it yourself.
428
00:24:51,269 --> 00:24:53,437
It would look gorgeous
on your complexion.
429
00:24:53,472 --> 00:24:55,939
Oh, thank you.
But, um-
430
00:24:55,980 --> 00:25:01,234
Yeah, the blending thing is a little
labor-intensive for me, you know?.
431
00:25:01,276 --> 00:25:03,528
I'm kind of looking for that one.
432
00:25:03,563 --> 00:25:05,821
Well, you�ll never find it.
433
00:25:05,863 --> 00:25:07,989
I'm telling you- blend.
434
00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:13,452
- All right, so tell me again.
- Okay.
435
00:25:13,493 --> 00:25:16,787
- Roland, Steven and Craig-
- Greg.
436
00:25:16,829 --> 00:25:22,208
Greg. Right, okay.
And, um- Do you have a favorite?
437
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:25,043
U m, no, not particularly.
438
00:25:26,961 --> 00:25:30,422
Well I, does one of them
get more time than everyone else?.
439
00:25:30,464 --> 00:25:32,716
- Or, you know, a favorite one?.
- No.
440
00:25:34,258 --> 00:25:38,095
I mean, basically,
I call Roland when I'm hungry,
441
00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:41,264
Steven when I'm bored,
and Greg when I'm horny.
442
00:25:41,305 --> 00:25:45,308
- Who do you call when you're sick?.
- I don't get sick.
443
00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:47,441
Oh.
Good system.
444
00:25:47,476 --> 00:25:50,187
That's crazy!
Who doesn't do E-mail?.
445
00:25:50,228 --> 00:25:52,362
I hate computers.
I object to them.
446
00:25:52,397 --> 00:25:54,919
- But you must use them at the office.
- Yes.
447
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:57,442
At work I'm forced to,
but never at home.
448
00:25:57,484 --> 00:26:01,570
I mean, even at the office I don't
send E-mails. I just receive them.
449
00:26:01,612 --> 00:26:04,322
But-But-
450
00:26:04,364 --> 00:26:07,199
- What?.
- Have you discussed this with your therapist?.
451
00:26:07,241 --> 00:26:09,159
Oh, no.
452
00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:12,161
- There's too much on the agenda already.
- Like what?.
453
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:14,454
Um,just the usual.
454
00:26:14,496 --> 00:26:18,082
Older, nothing to show for it, no kids
or anything, why am I on the planet?.
455
00:26:18,124 --> 00:26:20,417
Like that.
God, they're so crazy.
456
00:26:20,459 --> 00:26:23,836
- Um, no more so than anyone else.
- What?
457
00:26:23,878 --> 00:26:26,463
A little more so,
I'd say.
458
00:26:26,505 --> 00:26:29,924
- I don't think so.
- But they�re, objectively.
459
00:26:29,966 --> 00:26:31,884
I think they're, you know,
just doing their thing.
460
00:26:31,926 --> 00:26:35,929
They don't do anything. They play the
tambourine all day and ask people for money.
461
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:37,888
- They have no goals.
- I think they have a pretty lofty goal.
462
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,480
Oh, really?. What?.
New robes?.
463
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:42,850
- Spiritual enlightenment, happiness.
- Come on.
464
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,561
- They're weird. Look at them.
- They're happy.
465
00:26:45,596 --> 00:26:47,604
- They're happy.
- What?.
466
00:26:47,645 --> 00:26:50,856
Some people smoke pot. Some people
bungee jump. Some people chant.
467
00:26:50,898 --> 00:26:56,193
- What do you do to be happy?
- Nothing. I'm not. Wait, wait, wait.
468
00:26:56,235 --> 00:26:59,821
I have a job. I mean, I'm accomplishing
something in the world.
469
00:26:59,863 --> 00:27:01,843
Oh, really?.
What are you accomplishing?.
470
00:27:01,878 --> 00:27:03,789
I'm-I'm bringing
the news to people.
471
00:27:03,824 --> 00:27:05,790
You know, information?.
I'm being a grown-up.
472
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:08,536
I'm not just out frorme and my
enlightenment. What they do is selfish.
473
00:27:08,577 --> 00:27:12,413
Selfish?. They are dealing with their stuff
and the energy they put out to the universe.
474
00:27:12,455 --> 00:27:15,166
That's a lot more valuable
than being miserable all the time.
475
00:27:15,207 --> 00:27:17,132
Wait a second.
I'm sorry.
476
00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:20,336
Are you saying that
my life has no value?.
477
00:27:20,378 --> 00:27:23,880
No! I am saying that maybe
underneath all the neurosis,
478
00:27:23,922 --> 00:27:27,299
you have a profound capacity for
happiness that you�re not allowing to exist.
479
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:30,385
- How do you know?. You just met me.
- You can't possibly know...
480
00:27:30,427 --> 00:27:32,803
who you are or how you�ll respond
to something until you try it.
481
00:27:32,845 --> 00:27:35,264
I happen to disagree. I happen
to think if you know yourself well,
482
00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:37,307
you can gauge how
you're going to react to something.
483
00:27:37,348 --> 00:27:39,600
And I can pretty much assure you
that I will never be made happy...
484
00:27:39,635 --> 00:27:42,144
by chanting for
spiritual enlightenment.
485
00:27:42,185 --> 00:27:44,562
- Or may be you would. You can't know.
- Trust me. I know.
486
00:27:44,604 --> 00:27:46,563
- You know?.
- Yeah, I know.
487
00:27:46,605 --> 00:27:49,774
- You know how you'll react to everything?.
- Pretty much, yes.
488
00:28:00,157 --> 00:28:02,659
I guess you're right.
489
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,743
You seem to know yourself
pretty well.
490
00:28:11,165 --> 00:28:13,250
Come on. Since when
does she care about what I think?.
491
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:17,336
Josh, she left before dessert.
I think she was a little upset.
492
00:28:17,378 --> 00:28:19,879
- Well, did you talk to her over the weekend?.
- I left her three messages.
493
00:28:19,921 --> 00:28:22,882
She didn't return any of my calls.
I think she's devastated.
494
00:28:22,923 --> 00:28:24,806
Hey,you guys!
495
00:28:24,841 --> 00:28:27,552
I brought doughnuts.
496
00:28:40,895 --> 00:28:45,440
Look,Stein, you know, I just want to
apologize for what I said on Friday night.
497
00:28:45,481 --> 00:28:48,525
Oh, hey, no problem.
You had an opinion and you expressed it.
498
00:28:48,567 --> 00:28:51,694
- May be you were right. - No, I
mean, really. I mean, who am I to-
499
00:28:51,736 --> 00:28:53,619
What did you say?.
500
00:28:53,654 --> 00:28:55,822
I said,
may be you were right.
501
00:28:56,865 --> 00:29:00,409
Right. Glad there are
no hard feelings.
502
00:29:00,451 --> 00:29:02,369
- Yeah. Oh, hey,Josh?.
- Yeah.
503
00:29:02,411 --> 00:29:04,669
Do you ever use "marinate"
as a verb?.
504
00:29:04,704 --> 00:29:08,623
I mean, no, not as a verb. As a verb
in other arenas than food preparation?
505
00:29:08,665 --> 00:29:11,084
- What do you mean?. Like, "to sit with"?.
- Right, right, right.
506
00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:14,544
To sit with something.
To let something marinate.
507
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,547
- No.
- Oh. I love it.
508
00:29:42,231 --> 00:29:44,233
You know what?.
509
00:29:46,401 --> 00:29:48,152
Don't worry about it.
510
00:29:56,075 --> 00:29:58,118
- Hi.
- Hi.
511
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,119
- Hi. Come in, please.
- Hi.
512
00:30:00,161 --> 00:30:02,329
- Oh, thank you.
- Hi.
513
00:30:02,364 --> 00:30:05,081
- Hi.
- Wow.
514
00:30:05,123 --> 00:30:07,792
- You look great.
- Oh, no, thank you.
515
00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:11,044
No. You-You do.
I- I'm a mess, actually.
516
00:30:11,086 --> 00:30:14,088
- Those shoes are gorgeous.
- Oh, thanks for noticing.
517
00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:16,048
- Are they Nine West?.
- No, Kenneth Cole.
518
00:30:16,089 --> 00:30:18,424
- Oh, you're kidding! Oh.
- No.
519
00:30:18,459 --> 00:30:21,051
Well, they're very sexy.
520
00:30:21,093 --> 00:30:23,310
They suit you.
521
00:30:23,345 --> 00:30:26,055
Uh, can we cut to the chase
for a sec?.
522
00:30:26,097 --> 00:30:28,640
Just get the hard topics
out of the way.
523
00:30:28,682 --> 00:30:30,892
Um, sure.
What's on your mind?.
524
00:30:30,927 --> 00:30:33,560
Um, well,
525
00:30:33,602 --> 00:30:35,485
it's just that-that...
526
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,690
whenever I've thought
about lesbianism in the past,
527
00:30:39,732 --> 00:30:41,573
I've always said, "Ew,"
you know?.
528
00:30:41,608 --> 00:30:44,777
Just, "Ew. Can't go there.
Can't get excited. "
529
00:30:44,819 --> 00:30:47,737
- I mean, what would we do?. You know?.
- Right, right.
530
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:50,489
- I mean, this is your big issue.
- Right, right.
531
00:30:50,531 --> 00:30:54,951
But I had such a wonderful time
with you the other night.
532
00:30:54,993 --> 00:30:56,792
- Oh, me too.
- I really did.
533
00:30:56,827 --> 00:31:00,122
And I've been marinating
on things.
534
00:31:00,163 --> 00:31:04,375
And, um-
Anyway-
535
00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:08,211
I have taken the liberty of getting some
informational materials on the topic,
536
00:31:08,252 --> 00:31:10,796
- and I wondered ifl might-
- Oh, of course.
537
00:31:10,838 --> 00:31:13,305
Okay, okay.
Well, uh-
538
00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:16,550
This one leaflet was
particularly intriguing to me-
539
00:31:16,592 --> 00:31:18,433
Lesbian Sex:
Hot, Safre and Sane.
540
00:31:18,468 --> 00:31:21,971
- Do you know it?.
- Uh, no. But please, share.
541
00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:24,146
- I'd love to see it.
- Okay.
542
00:31:24,181 --> 00:31:27,808
Well, um, I was surprised to learn
that lesbians accessorize.
543
00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:30,477
I didn't know that.
So, for example,
544
00:31:30,519 --> 00:31:33,271
on page 11-
I do geared it-
545
00:31:33,312 --> 00:31:39,150
they show some of the higher-tech
lesbian accoutrement.
546
00:31:39,192 --> 00:31:41,033
Um-
547
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:43,612
Wow.
548
00:31:43,653 --> 00:31:45,787
- Wow.
- Yeah.
549
00:31:45,822 --> 00:31:50,867
So, gosh, um,
how would this work?.
550
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:54,411
Well, I think I would just
strap that on and-
551
00:31:54,453 --> 00:31:56,294
Oh, no, no, no.
That's not fair.
552
00:31:56,329 --> 00:31:58,539
We should certainly trade off
and share the load...
553
00:31:58,574 --> 00:32:00,506
in terms of
giving and receiving.
554
00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:04,168
But that doesn't address the actual
gross-out factor, if you will.
555
00:32:04,210 --> 00:32:06,128
- Oh, no offense. No offense.
- Oh.
556
00:32:06,170 --> 00:32:08,838
- No, none taken.
- Okay, 'cause, I mean, look at you.
557
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,173
Who wouldn't want to
have sex with you, right?.
558
00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:13,675
I mean, do you.
But, um-
559
00:32:13,717 --> 00:32:16,469
Look, Jess, let's not put the cart
before the horse here...
560
00:32:16,511 --> 00:32:20,138
with all the high-tech stuff, you know,
'cause we don't need any of that.
561
00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:22,098
We don't?.
562
00:32:24,308 --> 00:32:26,274
I myself
have always preferred...
563
00:32:26,309 --> 00:32:29,812
the standard, organic,
old-fashioned way.
564
00:32:29,854 --> 00:32:32,564
Right.
You're right.
565
00:32:32,606 --> 00:32:35,108
So that'd be just-
566
00:32:35,149 --> 00:32:38,151
- Well, it's basically the same as with a man,
- Thank you.
567
00:32:38,193 --> 00:32:41,112
except minus one thing,
you know?.
568
00:32:41,154 --> 00:32:43,245
Right, right.
Yes, well, right.
569
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,574
And let's face it, it's the other stuff
that works for women anyway, right?.
570
00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:50,202
Yes, well, that is, um-
that is true.
571
00:32:50,244 --> 00:32:52,162
Cheers.
572
00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:54,622
Nice place.
573
00:32:54,664 --> 00:32:58,208
- Thanks.
- # It feels so good#
574
00:32:58,249 --> 00:33:01,877
- Is that Barry White?.
- Uh, no.
575
00:33:01,919 --> 00:33:03,795
Oh.
576
00:33:05,713 --> 00:33:07,715
# Oh, what a groove#
577
00:33:10,091 --> 00:33:12,593
- I'm going to have to go slow, okay?.
- Oh, okay.
578
00:33:12,635 --> 00:33:15,137
- Whatever you need.
- Okay, great.
579
00:33:15,179 --> 00:33:18,181
- Okay. It's okay.
- Sorry.
580
00:33:18,222 --> 00:33:20,516
# My hands just won't keep still#
581
00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:26,068
# I love you, baby ##
582
00:33:26,103 --> 00:33:28,445
- Is this with tongue?.
- Uh-
583
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,898
I think we should just
play it by ear.
584
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:33,484
- Just see how it goes.
- Okay.
585
00:33:33,519 --> 00:33:35,985
- Okay.
- Okay, great.
586
00:33:36,027 --> 00:33:38,494
Great.
587
00:33:38,529 --> 00:33:40,989
# You got a blue eye#
588
00:33:41,031 --> 00:33:43,658
# It's deeper than any blue #
589
00:33:43,699 --> 00:33:46,493
# As for the green one #
590
00:33:46,535 --> 00:33:48,460
- Sorry.
- Is that too much?.
591
00:33:48,495 --> 00:33:50,663
- J just a bit. Sorry.
- Okay, sorry.
592
00:33:50,704 --> 00:33:53,290
- But it was good up until then, right?.
- Yeah.
593
00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:58,127
- Oh, my God! Please don't do that.
- That was just your stomach.
594
00:33:58,168 --> 00:34:01,045
I know. I can't
do that ever, really.
595
00:34:01,087 --> 00:34:03,756
- Even with a man.
- Oh.
596
00:34:03,797 --> 00:34:06,841
Wow.
Okay. Okay.
597
00:34:06,883 --> 00:34:09,260
- Maybe let's just-
- Okay.
598
00:34:17,516 --> 00:34:19,482
That was really good!
599
00:34:19,517 --> 00:34:22,561
- I thought that was, you know, the best one ever.
- Me too. Definitely.
600
00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:25,396
# Oh, those crazy eyes ##
601
00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:30,067
So, I figure if
we keep going like this,
602
00:34:30,108 --> 00:34:32,860
we'll get there in, like,
two weeks or so.
603
00:34:32,902 --> 00:34:35,244
Yeah, sure.
604
00:34:35,279 --> 00:34:37,329
- There's no real rush.
- Are you sure?.
605
00:34:37,364 --> 00:34:39,657
- Yeah, sure. Not at all.
- But you'd really-
606
00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:41,617
- How about ten days?.
- Ten days is better.
607
00:34:41,652 --> 00:34:43,660
Okay, good.
608
00:34:44,786 --> 00:34:46,933
What does your therapist
say about all this?.
609
00:34:46,968 --> 00:34:49,080
- I could never tell my therapist.
- Why not?.
610
00:34:49,115 --> 00:34:51,214
Because it's private.
611
00:34:51,249 --> 00:34:53,125
It's not working out.
612
00:34:53,167 --> 00:34:55,919
- I thought you said you really liked her.
- I did.
613
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,046
- I do. It's just not working out.
- Why not?.
614
00:34:59,088 --> 00:35:01,214
- Because she's a cock tease!
- Oh, my.
615
00:35:01,256 --> 00:35:03,549
I mean, a tease.
616
00:35:03,591 --> 00:35:06,593
- A peon tease.
- Right. Right.
617
00:35:06,635 --> 00:35:10,012
And she's nervous
and neurotic and straight...
618
00:35:10,054 --> 00:35:12,312
and not that into it,
and I don't have time.
619
00:35:12,347 --> 00:35:15,475
I took out an ad, for Christ's sake,
and I end up with the Jewish Sandra Dee.
620
00:35:15,516 --> 00:35:18,519
What are the odds?. Who do you have
to blow to get some pussy around here?.
621
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,521
- You know, enough is enough.
- On to the next.
622
00:35:21,563 --> 00:35:23,612
- Onwards and upwards.
- Right, right.
623
00:35:23,647 --> 00:35:27,358
- Plus, she doesn't even get it.
She thinks it's going great.
624
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,277
Schuller Gallery.
Hi.
625
00:35:30,319 --> 00:35:33,655
Hi. How are you?.
626
00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:36,330
Yeah-
No, that's fine.
627
00:35:36,365 --> 00:35:41,369
Why would I mind?.
No, 8:00 is perfect.
628
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:44,037
Okay, I'll see you there.
629
00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:46,247
Bye.
630
00:35:46,289 --> 00:35:48,541
Is she 12?.
631
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,669
You a little jumpy today, Stein?.
632
00:35:52,710 --> 00:35:54,628
- No.
- You got a hot date.
633
00:35:54,670 --> 00:35:57,505
- No.
- Yeah. Who's the guy?.
634
00:35:57,547 --> 00:36:00,383
- There is no guy.
- Oh, come on. You're a terrible, terrible liar.
635
00:36:00,424 --> 00:36:03,218
Trust me.
There is no guy.
636
00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:05,407
# When the special girlfriend#
637
00:36:05,442 --> 00:36:07,519
# Meets a special girlfriend#
638
00:36:07,554 --> 00:36:12,975
# For a little shopping Shop-to-shop
they're hopping Shopping without stopping #
639
00:36:13,017 --> 00:36:15,352
# There's no greater pleasure #
640
00:36:15,387 --> 00:36:17,568
# Than to shop together #
641
00:36:17,603 --> 00:36:20,022
# And the special girlfriend
tells the special girlfriend#
642
00:36:20,064 --> 00:36:22,197
# You're my special girlfriend#
643
00:36:22,232 --> 00:36:24,650
# Oh, you're my favorite
girlfriend#
644
00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:27,069
# My sweet and pretty
girlfriend#
645
00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:30,029
# I trust you, my girlfriend#
646
00:36:30,071 --> 00:36:32,281
# To keep our secrets
girlfriend#
647
00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:34,491
# When the special girlfriend#
648
00:36:34,532 --> 00:36:36,749
# Meets a special girlfriend#
649
00:36:36,784 --> 00:36:39,369
# With great tenderness she'll
tell her friend she's special #
650
00:36:39,411 --> 00:36:44,206
# Oh, my special
Oh, my special girlfriend#
651
00:36:44,248 --> 00:36:47,333
So, what does my special
girlfriend say about that?
652
00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:49,300
Well, I can only tell you one thing.
653
00:36:49,335 --> 00:36:52,379
If I didn't have you,
we'd get on so well.
654
00:36:52,421 --> 00:36:55,673
We'd get on so awfully well.
- How well we'd get on together.
655
00:36:55,715 --> 00:36:58,675
Sorry.
656
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,635
Please take me with you.
657
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,178
I'm strong.
I can stand anything you can.
658
00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:05,222
I it�s too m much for a woman.
659
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:08,224
T too much for a woman?.
660
00:37:08,265 --> 00:37:10,434
Put your arms
around me, Tom.
661
00:37:13,102 --> 00:37:15,145
We should've seen
Gimmie Shelter.
662
00:37:15,187 --> 00:37:17,481
I know, I know.
What were we thinking?.
663
00:37:17,522 --> 00:37:20,024
Look, are you sure you don't mind?.
My office is really close.
664
00:37:20,059 --> 00:37:22,609
It'll only take a second.
What?.
665
00:37:22,651 --> 00:37:24,569
Guy on stoop.
666
00:37:28,739 --> 00:37:31,532
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
667
00:37:31,574 --> 00:37:33,867
Wow. I get it.
668
00:37:33,909 --> 00:37:36,953
- Sexy-ugly.
- I still could never.
669
00:37:36,995 --> 00:37:39,830
It's part of my reading series.
670
00:37:41,832 --> 00:37:44,709
- Shit. Shit. What is he doing here?.
- Who?.
671
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:48,211
Nobody. My boss.
Come on. Shh.
672
00:37:48,253 --> 00:37:50,636
Right over here.
673
00:37:50,671 --> 00:37:53,632
Hey, Stein. I just can't
keep you out of here, can I?
674
00:37:53,674 --> 00:37:56,342
Hi.
675
00:37:56,384 --> 00:37:58,385
- I'm Josh Meyers.
- Helen Cooper. We're just-
676
00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:00,477
- Friends from the gym.
- Oh.
677
00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:03,181
- Stein has the pleasure of working for me.
- Oh.
678
00:38:03,222 --> 00:38:06,892
So you must be that "complete asshole"
she's always talking about?.
679
00:38:06,933 --> 00:38:10,102
Don't mind her.
680
00:38:10,144 --> 00:38:13,063
She's just working out
some residual anger from college.
681
00:38:13,104 --> 00:38:15,648
- You guys went to college together?.
- No.
682
00:38:15,690 --> 00:38:17,858
He went with my brother.
I was a freshman when they were seniors.
683
00:38:17,893 --> 00:38:20,735
- We dated for a year.
- Really?
684
00:38:20,777 --> 00:38:23,529
- Mm-hmm.
- So, what happened?.
685
00:38:23,570 --> 00:38:25,787
Well, she didn't think
I was living up to my potential.
686
00:38:25,822 --> 00:38:28,824
- Which was what?.
- She thought I was going to be the next Hemingway.
687
00:38:28,866 --> 00:38:30,666
Whatever. He was
an extremely talented writer.
688
00:38:30,701 --> 00:38:33,536
Now he's a professional
"I" dotter and "T" crosser.
689
00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:35,871
- Let's just get- - We thought Stein
was going to be the next Georgia O'Keefe,
690
00:38:35,906 --> 00:38:38,748
but she's actually turned out to be
a pretty good "T" crosser herself.
691
00:38:38,790 --> 00:38:42,001
- Okay, a pleasure as always, Josh.
- You paint?. I had no idea.
692
00:38:42,042 --> 00:38:45,420
I'm really a hack. I don't at all. We
can go. I just got to get this one thing.
693
00:38:45,461 --> 00:38:47,463
Listen, can I just
use the bathroom?.
694
00:38:47,505 --> 00:38:50,090
Oh,yeah. I'm sorry.
It's, um,
695
00:38:50,132 --> 00:38:53,968
through that door, and it's right at the
elevator, left at the water fountain.
696
00:38:54,009 --> 00:38:56,011
It's, uh, left
at the water fountain.
697
00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:10,521
But it's not- There's
no- It's not, "You will be wise.
698
00:39:10,563 --> 00:39:13,482
You will gain great wisdom
through some lifre-altering event. "
699
00:39:13,524 --> 00:39:17,151
I it�s si m ply, "You are-"
What does yours say?.
700
00:39:17,193 --> 00:39:20,153
- " Home is where the heart lies. "
- Okay, you got an adage.
701
00:39:20,195 --> 00:39:22,113
- Well, so what?. I like adages.
- You got an adage.
702
00:39:22,155 --> 00:39:24,365
The whole notion
of the fortune cookie is a sham.
703
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,784
I mean, when does anyone-
Excuse me?.
704
00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:30,077
- When does anyone get a fortune? I'd like to know.
- It's all right.
705
00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:33,622
I'm sorry. There are no fortunes
being dispensed here.
706
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:36,999
- I mean, it's a misnomer- - Hey, hey.
Sorry to interrupt this big debate here,
707
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:41,294
but me and my friends over at the bar
have a little pool going.
708
00:39:41,336 --> 00:39:45,464
Basically, we want to determine
which one of you is more beautiful.
709
00:39:45,505 --> 00:39:47,347
- Oh, right.
- Who won?.
710
00:39:47,382 --> 00:39:49,925
You see, that's the thing. We're
sittin'over there scratching our heads,
711
00:39:49,967 --> 00:39:51,850
- 'cause it's close, you know?
- Right.
712
00:39:51,885 --> 00:39:55,346
We thought we'd come over here and
buy you some drinks, do some research.
713
00:39:55,388 --> 00:40:00,058
- I thi nk we're fi ne, thanks.
- Oh, no, please join us. We would love that.
714
00:40:00,099 --> 00:40:03,352
- What?.
- Because we were just trying to settle an argument too.
715
00:40:03,393 --> 00:40:06,270
- Really? What about?
- Well-
716
00:40:06,312 --> 00:40:09,189
- No, it's kind of weird.
- Come on. Tell us.
717
00:40:09,231 --> 00:40:11,156
Okay.
We were just wondering...
718
00:40:11,191 --> 00:40:13,838
whether a woman who's
only been with men...
719
00:40:13,873 --> 00:40:16,486
could ever be sexually
attracted to a woman?.
720
00:40:17,570 --> 00:40:19,947
What do you think?.
Do you think she could?.
721
00:40:19,989 --> 00:40:22,032
Well, hey,
I think she could. Definitely.
722
00:40:22,067 --> 00:40:25,868
- If she couldn't, she should.
- God!
723
00:40:25,910 --> 00:40:27,751
- What is that about?.
- What?
724
00:40:27,786 --> 00:40:30,747
What is that male obsession with
lesbian sex about?. I don't get it.
725
00:40:30,788 --> 00:40:33,165
- You know what?. You don't have to answer that.
- Oh, come on!
726
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,792
- It's just... sexy, right?.
- Yeah.
727
00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:39,336
It's kind of hard to describe. I mean,
a woman alone is sexy, God bless.
728
00:40:39,378 --> 00:40:42,297
But two women together
is like- it's like-
729
00:40:42,339 --> 00:40:44,222
- Double sexy.
- Right.
730
00:40:44,257 --> 00:40:46,258
- Double sexy?. Wow.
- Yeah, uh-huh.
731
00:40:46,293 --> 00:40:48,266
Wow.
That's nicely put.
732
00:40:48,301 --> 00:40:51,303
Yeah, that, um,
really is nicely put.
733
00:40:51,345 --> 00:40:53,638
But tell us exactly,
734
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,349
exactly what is it
about two women together...
735
00:40:56,390 --> 00:40:58,704
- that you find so exciting?.
- Yeah.
736
00:40:58,739 --> 00:41:00,984
Oh, come on.
You know, their whole-
737
00:41:01,019 --> 00:41:04,230
Their whole thing, you know?.
Like, the way they touch.
738
00:41:04,271 --> 00:41:08,399
Really?.
How do they touch?.
739
00:41:08,441 --> 00:41:12,235
You know, when they- Well, a woman
is soft, so when they touch each other,
740
00:41:12,277 --> 00:41:14,285
it's, like, they're soft.
741
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,197
Women really know how
to touch.
742
00:41:17,232 --> 00:41:20,074
But what would they do,
I wonder?.
743
00:41:20,116 --> 00:41:21,957
Who cares what they'd do!
744
00:41:21,992 --> 00:41:24,334
Just two women's bodies
together is just hot!
745
00:41:24,369 --> 00:41:28,956
Their hips, their legs, their belly
buttons. I mean, it's all good.
746
00:41:28,998 --> 00:41:31,541
And obviously,
two women together would know how to-
747
00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:34,251
They know how everything
works in there.
748
00:41:34,293 --> 00:41:36,176
Like how what works?.
749
00:41:36,211 --> 00:41:38,796
- Jess, what's the matter?.
- Nothing. Uh, nothing.
750
00:41:38,838 --> 00:41:41,757
It's just I have
a slight leg cramp.
751
00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:44,509
Oh. You really should
get that looked at.
752
00:41:44,551 --> 00:41:47,678
- Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for the concern.
- No problem.
753
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:52,306
Um, you know what, guys?. I think
we really, really have to get going.
754
00:41:52,348 --> 00:41:54,273
- Oh, no!
- Can't we get you a drink or something?.
755
00:41:54,308 --> 00:41:57,352
Uh, no, no. You know what?. I'm
a little worried about Jessica's leg.
756
00:41:57,393 --> 00:41:59,603
- Yeah.
- And I really think I should get her into bed.
757
00:41:59,638 --> 00:42:01,646
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, it was nice meeting you.
758
00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:03,780
- Take care.
- Bye.
759
00:42:03,815 --> 00:42:05,858
You see?.
That's the thing about women.
760
00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:07,859
They really know how
to take care of each other.
761
00:42:25,205 --> 00:42:28,499
Oh, come on!
762
00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:31,585
Shit! Oh, my God.
Are you expecting somebody?.
763
00:42:31,627 --> 00:42:33,586
- No!
- Fuck.
764
00:42:36,005 --> 00:42:40,258
- Aah!
- Greg! Oh, my God. What are you doing?.
765
00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:42,802
- I know you ain't been trying to avoid me and shit.
- No, no.
766
00:42:42,843 --> 00:42:46,054
Hi. Hi.
I'm Jessica.
767
00:42:46,096 --> 00:42:48,347
I'm-I'm Greg.
How you doing'?. I'm sorry. I didn't-
768
00:42:48,389 --> 00:42:50,349
Oh, no, no. No, no, no.
I was just going.
769
00:42:50,390 --> 00:42:52,350
- No, wait! No, you're not.
- Yes,yes,yes, I was.
770
00:42:52,392 --> 00:42:54,602
We just saw a movie, Greg, and I was
just going to use Helen's bathroom...
771
00:42:54,637 --> 00:42:56,568
because the line in
the theater was so long.
772
00:42:56,603 --> 00:43:01,732
But I just did, so I'm good. And now I'm
going to get going, so you guys should carry on.
773
00:43:01,774 --> 00:43:04,734
Wait, wait. Jess, you, um, forgot
that juicer you wanted to borrow.
774
00:43:04,776 --> 00:43:08,404
- So I 'I I just get it for you.
Excuse us. - What?. No, no, I-
775
00:43:08,445 --> 00:43:10,328
What are you doing?.
We were finally getting somewhere.
776
00:43:10,363 --> 00:43:13,074
I know. I felt it too.
But what if I couldn't get that back?.
777
00:43:13,115 --> 00:43:16,326
- What?.
- Look, maybe we bit off more than we can chew here.
778
00:43:16,368 --> 00:43:19,787
- No.
- I mean, you have needs. I get it.
779
00:43:19,829 --> 00:43:22,372
He's really hot. I think you should
go for it. I think you should just-
780
00:43:22,407 --> 00:43:24,957
No, no. Stop talking.
Stop talking.
781
00:43:24,999 --> 00:43:27,918
I want him to leave
and I want you to stay, okay?.
782
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,878
- So I'm going to go get rid of him right now.
- No, no, no.
783
00:43:29,913 --> 00:43:32,338
Wait, wait, wait.
Look, what if he leaves...
784
00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:34,262
and then I
chicken out again,
785
00:43:34,297 --> 00:43:36,299
and you don't get any and
I'm wracked with guilt?.
786
00:43:36,334 --> 00:43:39,259
Helen, he's a sure thing
and I'm not, okay?.
787
00:43:39,301 --> 00:43:42,345
So just have fun. I adore you.
We'll try again tomorrow.
788
00:43:44,013 --> 00:43:47,182
- Really nice to meet you, Greg. Bye.
- Yeah.
789
00:43:53,812 --> 00:43:57,731
# Love makes me treat you#
790
00:43:57,773 --> 00:44:01,359
# In the way that I do #
791
00:44:01,401 --> 00:44:04,820
# And gee, baby
Ain't I good to you#
792
00:44:07,822 --> 00:44:11,199
# There's nothing in this world
too good for a girl#
793
00:44:11,241 --> 00:44:13,993
# So good and true #
794
00:44:14,035 --> 00:44:17,454
# Gee, baby
Ain't I good to you #
795
00:44:19,831 --> 00:44:23,375
# Bought you
a fur coat for Christmas #
796
00:44:23,417 --> 00:44:26,544
# A diamond ring #
797
00:44:26,579 --> 00:44:29,671
# A big Cadillac car #
798
00:44:29,713 --> 00:44:32,090
# And everything #
799
00:44:32,131 --> 00:44:34,091
# What makes me treat you #
800
00:44:34,133 --> 00:44:37,177
# The way that I do ##
801
00:44:37,218 --> 00:44:39,178
How's the patient?.
802
00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:41,270
Oh, this is so
humiliating.
803
00:44:41,305 --> 00:44:43,973
Shh, shh, shh.
It's best not to talk. Don't talk.
804
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:46,183
Okay.
805
00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:48,310
You'll talk more
for a change.
806
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:50,728
Ha, ha, ha.
Very funny.
807
00:44:50,770 --> 00:44:52,897
You're getting funny.
That must mean you're feeling better.
808
00:44:52,938 --> 00:44:56,191
- Jesus. What's all this?.
- Oh, um, options.
809
00:44:56,232 --> 00:44:58,150
I'm a big medicator.
810
00:45:12,578 --> 00:45:16,247
- Oh, my God. That's the best thing ever.
- Yeah.
811
00:45:16,289 --> 00:45:19,916
- Jewish penicillin.
- Mmm.
812
00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:21,966
You have to give me
the recipe.
813
00:45:22,001 --> 00:45:25,128
But you don't need it.
You don't get sick.
814
00:45:36,929 --> 00:45:39,604
Uh, no.
A queen-size bed is perfect.
815
00:45:39,639 --> 00:45:43,684
No, nothing else. Oh, wait a second.
There is something else.
816
00:45:43,725 --> 00:45:48,979
I need a lock and a "Do not disturb"
sign. Yeah, that's it.
817
00:45:49,021 --> 00:45:51,356
Stein, can I just, uh,
talk to you for a second?.
818
00:45:51,391 --> 00:45:53,691
- No, I can't talk to you. I'm late.
- No, really.
819
00:45:53,733 --> 00:45:56,318
- I got to go. I got to go. sorry.
- Oh-Oh, okay.
820
00:45:56,353 --> 00:45:58,361
I just wanted to talk
for a second.
821
00:45:58,403 --> 00:46:01,238
- Have a good weekend, sweetie.
- You too, sweetie.
822
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,198
She is so seeing somebody.
823
00:46:06,784 --> 00:46:08,584
- Jessica Stein's desk.
- Yes, hello.
824
00:46:08,619 --> 00:46:11,996
I'm looking for my daughter.
Excuse me. To whom am I speaking?.
825
00:46:12,038 --> 00:46:14,289
- This is Josh Meyers, Judy. How are you?.
- Joshie!
826
00:46:14,331 --> 00:46:17,417
Joshie! I haven't spoken
to you in ages.
827
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:19,842
Yeah, I know.
It's been a long time. How are you?.
828
00:46:19,877 --> 00:46:23,755
How am I?. I'm fantastic. I'm just,
you know, excited about the wedding.
829
00:46:23,796 --> 00:46:26,423
- The what?.
- The wedding.
830
00:46:26,465 --> 00:46:28,383
Didn't Jessie tell you?.
831
00:46:29,759 --> 00:46:33,595
Uh... no.
No, she didn't.
832
00:46:33,637 --> 00:46:37,181
- Daniel is getting married.
- Oh.
833
00:46:37,223 --> 00:46:39,391
Danny. Uh-
Well, that's wonderful.
834
00:46:39,426 --> 00:46:41,726
Uh, Mazeltov.
835
00:46:41,768 --> 00:46:44,353
Thank you. I can't believe
that Jessie didn't tell you.
836
00:46:44,388 --> 00:46:46,938
You're invited, of course.
Not to worry.
837
00:46:46,980 --> 00:46:49,280
That's sweet of you,Judy.
You know, um-
838
00:46:49,315 --> 00:46:52,984
How-How is Danny?. I haven't really
talked to him in a while.
839
00:46:53,026 --> 00:46:56,487
Dan is floating on air.
That's how he is.
840
00:46:56,529 --> 00:46:58,613
As a matter of fact,
he's going to be here in a few minutes.
841
00:46:58,648 --> 00:47:00,538
He's flying in for-
Wait a minute.
842
00:47:00,573 --> 00:47:02,908
Wait a minute.
You'll join us for Shabbat dinner.
843
00:47:02,943 --> 00:47:04,951
You have plans?.
844
00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:15,376
- Oh, my God. What are you doing here?.
- Hi. Coming to get you.
845
00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:17,961
- What?.
- Day ten. I got a hotel.
846
00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:20,094
Oh, yeah. Um, I- You know what?.
847
00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:23,048
I- I can't. I have a train to catch.
Shabbat dinner in Scarsdale.
848
00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:25,925
- Cancel. Cancel.
- I can't. My brother's in town.
849
00:47:25,967 --> 00:47:27,885
Yes or no, lady?.
I don't got all day.
850
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,810
- I got to get out of here.
- Uh-
851
00:47:29,845 --> 00:47:33,055
Oh. Okay. You know what?.
You know what?.
852
00:47:33,097 --> 00:47:35,272
Let's just- We'll talk in here.
I can't think.
853
00:47:35,307 --> 00:47:37,934
- But the hotel's right around the-
- We'll figure it out.
854
00:47:37,975 --> 00:47:40,102
I will get my act
sorted out.
855
00:47:40,144 --> 00:47:42,979
What are those pants?.
I'm so borrowing- Mom?.
856
00:47:43,021 --> 00:47:44,737
Jessie, I just
got off the phone-
857
00:47:44,772 --> 00:47:47,566
- I can't come. Something's come up.
- What?.
858
00:47:47,608 --> 00:47:49,949
- Um, no, no. My new friend, Helen,
- Don't be silly.
859
00:47:49,984 --> 00:47:55,196
the one I've told you about, she just
got last-minute house seats to Cabaret.
860
00:47:55,238 --> 00:47:57,406
And you know I've been dying to go,
so what I'm thinking is...
861
00:47:57,448 --> 00:48:00,951
- I will come up first thing
in the morning- - No, no.
862
00:48:00,992 --> 00:48:05,496
You are coming tonight, and I will
get you tickets for Cabaret next week.
863
00:48:05,537 --> 00:48:08,623
- No, Mom, that's impossible. The run's sold out.
- What is she saying?.
864
00:48:08,665 --> 00:48:11,208
- Is your friend right there?.
Put her on. - Yes, she's right-
865
00:48:11,250 --> 00:48:13,293
- No. Mom- No, no, no.
- Jessica-
866
00:48:13,328 --> 00:48:15,336
- What?.
- Just for a minute.
867
00:48:15,378 --> 00:48:17,671
Sweetheart, put her on
just for a minute, okay?.
868
00:48:17,706 --> 00:48:19,839
- She wants to talk to you.
- Yeah.
869
00:48:19,881 --> 00:48:21,924
- You swear?. You swear?.
- Yes. Give it here.
870
00:48:21,959 --> 00:48:23,967
- Hello?.
- Helen, darling.
871
00:48:24,009 --> 00:48:28,929
- It is so wonderful to finally talk to you.
- Yes, hello.
872
00:48:28,971 --> 00:48:32,891
I just happen to have a neighbor who's got
a son who was a swing in the production,
873
00:48:32,932 --> 00:48:36,101
and I know that I can get you the most
fantastic seats for Cabaret next week,
874
00:48:36,143 --> 00:48:38,353
which would be my pleasure.
875
00:48:38,395 --> 00:48:40,521
Not to mention the fact that the lead,
who is this really big deal,
876
00:48:40,556 --> 00:48:42,648
is out all this week- Can you
believe that- because he's got...
877
00:48:42,683 --> 00:48:45,316
these soft nodules
on his vocal chords.
878
00:48:45,358 --> 00:48:49,069
So it would be- It would be
a damn shame for you to go tonight.
879
00:48:49,111 --> 00:48:54,281
You know what you�re going to do?. You are
going to join us for Shabbat dinner.
880
00:48:54,323 --> 00:48:58,409
And we can finally meet. So I am setting
a place for you at this table...
881
00:48:58,451 --> 00:49:00,292
as we speak.
882
00:49:00,327 --> 00:49:03,580
And my husband Sidney is going to
pick you up at the train in an hour.
883
00:49:03,621 --> 00:49:09,542
- Okay, darling?.
- Um, okay.
884
00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:11,342
What happened?.
885
00:49:11,377 --> 00:49:13,921
Shabbat dinner
in Scarsdale.
886
00:49:16,381 --> 00:49:18,382
Shit.
887
00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:24,595
Daniel, darling, you're
in your usual seat.
888
00:49:24,637 --> 00:49:27,055
Sidney,Stanley, if you would sit here.
Okay, sweetheart?.
889
00:49:27,090 --> 00:49:29,022
That's right, Helen.
Right there.
890
00:49:29,057 --> 00:49:31,767
Oh, and Jess?. Would you sit here,
please, between Stanley and me?.
891
00:49:31,809 --> 00:49:34,394
Uh, okay, Mom.
892
00:49:34,436 --> 00:49:36,527
Stanley, it's just lovely
to have you here.
893
00:49:36,562 --> 00:49:39,439
- It's lovely to be here. Thank you.
- The pleasure is ours.
894
00:49:39,481 --> 00:49:42,900
And, of course, Helen. Oh, my God.
Jessie has told us so much about you.
895
00:49:42,942 --> 00:49:44,902
- Oh.
- And it's wonderful that you could make it.
896
00:49:44,937 --> 00:49:47,278
Thank you.
It's lovely to be here.
897
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,614
- Wait. Who could that be?.
- Why don't you answer it?.
898
00:49:52,115 --> 00:49:54,325
Meyers! What the hell
are you doing here?.
899
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,535
- I was invited to Shabbat dinner.
- By whom?.
900
00:49:56,570 --> 00:49:59,621
- By Judy.
- Who-
901
00:49:59,662 --> 00:50:03,040
Ah! There he is! There he is!
902
00:50:03,081 --> 00:50:06,417
- How was traffic?. I figured, I figured.
- Oh, it was bad.
903
00:50:06,459 --> 00:50:08,377
- How do you like that?.
- How are you, buddy?.
904
00:50:08,419 --> 00:50:10,343
- Good, man.
- Good to see you.
905
00:50:10,378 --> 00:50:13,547
- Good to see you too.
- I think you know everyone here except Stanley.
906
00:50:13,589 --> 00:50:15,716
- Stanley, this is Josh Meyers. I didn't get your last name.
- Josh.
907
00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:18,593
- Schoenberg.
- You don't know Helen, Josh. This is Helen.
908
00:50:18,635 --> 00:50:20,678
Oh, yeah, hi.
We met the other night.
909
00:50:20,713 --> 00:50:22,686
- How are you doing, Helen?.
- Good.
910
00:50:22,721 --> 00:50:27,099
So, Helen was just telling us
that this is her first Shabbat.
911
00:50:27,141 --> 00:50:29,476
Oh, it's okay.
We can raise the kids interfaith.
912
00:50:29,517 --> 00:50:31,401
I'm willing to bend.
913
00:50:31,436 --> 00:50:34,313
Well, I did go to
a Seder once.
914
00:50:34,354 --> 00:50:36,863
But that's about the extent
of my Jewish education.
915
00:50:36,898 --> 00:50:39,316
Well, we'll do our best
to represent all Jews everywhere.
916
00:50:39,358 --> 00:50:43,611
- Jessie, Kiddush.
- Oh, yes. Okay.
917
00:50:43,653 --> 00:50:46,238
Sing, my love. Sing.
918
00:50:58,247 --> 00:51:00,624
- Amen!
- Good Shabbat!
919
00:51:00,665 --> 00:51:03,918
- And another one.
- Good Shabbat.
920
00:51:03,959 --> 00:51:05,842
- Good Shabbat.
- Good Shabbat.
921
00:51:05,877 --> 00:51:09,839
- Good Shabbat.
- It does me such good to have all of you at this table,
922
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,930
especially my children-
923
00:51:11,965 --> 00:51:15,468
my beautiful son,
who's a fancy lawyer now,
924
00:51:15,509 --> 00:51:19,346
and then my daughter, who's
the big deal at the New York Tribune.
925
00:51:19,387 --> 00:51:21,354
- I'm a copy editor.
- It's a big deal to me.
926
00:51:21,389 --> 00:51:24,016
Is she not gorgeous, Stan?
Look at that punam. Look at that punam.
927
00:51:24,051 --> 00:51:25,440
- She is beautiful.
- Please!
928
00:51:25,475 --> 00:51:29,812
So Helen, Jessica tells us
you own an art gallery?
929
00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:32,105
Oh,Jessica
leans toward hyperbole.
930
00:51:32,147 --> 00:51:35,357
I'm the assistant director
at the Schuller Gallery in Chelsea.
931
00:51:35,399 --> 00:51:38,526
- What kind of work do you show there?.
- Contemporary abstracts, right?.
932
00:51:38,568 --> 00:51:41,153
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I saw Diana Tompkins' exhibit last month.
933
00:51:41,195 --> 00:51:45,031
And Stanley is the vice president
of new software development...
934
00:51:45,073 --> 00:51:46,991
- for I.B.M.
- Yeah.
935
00:51:47,032 --> 00:51:50,994
So if you need a great deal on a new
P.C.just let me know. I'm your man.
936
00:51:51,035 --> 00:51:54,038
- Jessica hates computers.
- Oh.
937
00:51:54,079 --> 00:51:57,081
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no. That's okay.
938
00:51:57,123 --> 00:51:59,041
That's fine.
I just, um-
939
00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:03,044
I just feel like they're numbing
and obscuring our humanity, you know.
940
00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:05,671
Angel, could you help me
in the kitchen, please?.
941
00:52:05,713 --> 00:52:08,340
- Sure, Mom.
- Thanks.
942
00:52:08,381 --> 00:52:10,473
We'll be right back.
943
00:52:10,508 --> 00:52:14,553
- She likes to provoke.
- Oh, no. I understand. I like that.
944
00:52:14,594 --> 00:52:17,019
He's adorable, he is bright,
and what's more,
945
00:52:17,054 --> 00:52:19,514
he is your father's
partner's nephew, so you be nice.
946
00:52:19,556 --> 00:52:21,439
- I don't want to- I don't want to be nice.
- Shh, shh.
947
00:52:21,474 --> 00:52:24,059
And for the record, all of
your setups have been disastrous.
948
00:52:24,101 --> 00:52:27,645
- Disastrous?. How was I to know Eric Birnbaum was in rehab?.
- Yes, they have.
949
00:52:27,687 --> 00:52:29,793
God. Wan, pale, track marks?.
I don't know.
950
00:52:29,828 --> 00:52:31,899
- I thought he had diabetes.
- Jesus Christ.
951
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:34,025
- Can I help with anything?.
- Yes, you can make my daughter a little less stubborn...
952
00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:36,117
and a lot less picky!
953
00:52:36,152 --> 00:52:38,493
- Oh. Tall order.
- Thanks.
954
00:52:38,528 --> 00:52:43,198
Let me ask you something, Helen.
Isn't Stanley gorgeous?
955
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:46,117
Oh, yeah.
He's a handsome guy, Jess.
956
00:52:46,159 --> 00:52:48,744
Wouldn't he make a great match?.
He would be a great match, wouldn't he?.
957
00:52:48,786 --> 00:52:52,580
I think it's a very good match. And you
know what?. I think Jess really likes him.
958
00:52:52,622 --> 00:52:55,249
Yes, yes, clearly.
I'm smitten.
959
00:52:56,542 --> 00:52:58,981
Great.
It's not happening.
960
00:52:59,016 --> 00:53:01,420
It's not happening, Mom.
961
00:53:01,462 --> 00:53:05,298
Breathe, Judy, breathe.
What about you, Helen?
962
00:53:06,716 --> 00:53:09,468
How do you like Josh?.
963
00:53:09,509 --> 00:53:11,518
Oh, um, he's great,
964
00:53:11,553 --> 00:53:14,763
- but my plate's a little full right now.
- I can imagine.
965
00:53:14,805 --> 00:53:17,932
Beautiful girl like you, you probably have
men falling all over you left and right.
966
00:53:17,974 --> 00:53:23,019
- I do okay.
- I just wish that Jessie would meet somebody.
967
00:53:23,061 --> 00:53:27,648
It's been ages since she's met anybody
worthwhile. Is she dating at all?.
968
00:53:27,689 --> 00:53:30,483
I think so.
You know, now and again.
969
00:53:30,525 --> 00:53:33,027
But no one special?
970
00:53:33,068 --> 00:53:35,028
You know,
I just don't know.
971
00:53:35,070 --> 00:53:37,029
Keep me posted, will you?.
972
00:53:37,071 --> 00:53:40,157
Sometimes, Jessie
is so secretive with me.
973
00:53:40,198 --> 00:53:42,117
- Would you do that for me?.
- You know, I'm sure...
974
00:53:42,152 --> 00:53:45,702
if it's someone really special,
she'll tell you.
975
00:53:45,744 --> 00:53:49,747
And our platform is compatible
with the new camera software.
976
00:53:49,789 --> 00:53:52,332
So soon, your local photo shop
will be a thing of the past.
977
00:53:52,374 --> 00:53:55,835
J udy, you hear this?. They're putting
photocopiers in the computers now.
978
00:53:55,877 --> 00:53:58,920
- This technology's unbelievable.
- I know.
979
00:53:58,962 --> 00:54:02,006
- Stanley's a genius. - Well, I
didn't actually invent the thing, but-
980
00:54:02,048 --> 00:54:04,091
You're a genius.
Potatoes?.
981
00:54:04,133 --> 00:54:07,927
So, Helen, what ground breaking
project is on your docket next?
982
00:54:07,969 --> 00:54:11,847
Well I, actually, I'm crating a show
this summer for new artists.
983
00:54:11,888 --> 00:54:14,849
New artists?. Well,
Jessie's work should be in that.
984
00:54:14,890 --> 00:54:18,184
- Mom- - Have you seen her stuff?
- I haven't. Isn't that funny?.
985
00:54:18,219 --> 00:54:21,479
- She is marvelous. That's
her painting over there. - Mom-
986
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,689
She was the rage at Brown.
987
00:54:23,730 --> 00:54:27,191
- Jess, that's really good.
- Yeah, don't bother. She won't listen.
988
00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:36,406
All right, it's settled.
No one's leaving. The rain's terrible.
989
00:54:36,448 --> 00:54:39,909
We've got warm beds.
Everyone stays. Genug. Enough said.
990
00:54:39,950 --> 00:54:42,327
I hope you girls
don't mind sharing.
991
00:54:42,369 --> 00:54:44,627
No problem.
We'll be okay.
992
00:54:44,662 --> 00:54:48,415
- Right, Jess?.
- Yes. Um, yeah. We'll be fine, Mom.
993
00:54:48,457 --> 00:54:50,798
You sure it's big enough?.
994
00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:55,837
- I think we�ll just fit. Good night.
- Good night.
995
00:54:58,214 --> 00:55:00,222
- Stop it!
- You stop.
996
00:55:00,257 --> 00:55:04,218
- Kids. Good night, Stanley.
- Goodnight.
997
00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:09,806
Poor Stanley. Didn't know
what he was getting into, huh?.
998
00:55:12,057 --> 00:55:14,559
- Those Stein women are tough to please.
- Yeah.
999
00:55:14,594 --> 00:55:16,936
It'd take a better man
than me, clearly.
1000
00:55:18,562 --> 00:55:20,563
Well- So how's
your writing coming?.
1001
00:55:20,598 --> 00:55:23,030
Oh, you know.
Not.
1002
00:55:23,065 --> 00:55:25,442
What do you mean?.
1003
00:55:25,484 --> 00:55:28,444
I decided that I didn't really
want to be a writer anymore.
1004
00:55:28,486 --> 00:55:30,696
I'm much happier tearing down
the work of other writers...
1005
00:55:30,738 --> 00:55:34,323
who are not as talented as I am,
but also not as paralyzed.
1006
00:55:34,365 --> 00:55:37,826
Any artistic frustration I have now
I just take out on them.
1007
00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:42,746
Damn, man.
You got dark.
1008
00:55:42,788 --> 00:55:45,040
I know.
1009
00:55:48,917 --> 00:55:51,586
This is so weird.
1010
00:55:52,587 --> 00:55:55,005
In a month of such normalcy.
1011
00:55:58,424 --> 00:56:00,426
We must be very quiet.
1012
00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:07,681
Jesus Christ. I feel like
we're going to be grounded or something.
1013
00:56:23,901 --> 00:56:28,822
- Wait, Jess. What are you-
- Shh. Stop talking.
1014
00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:29,822
It's day ten.
1015
00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:39,121
Fuck.
There's nothing' fucking on.
1016
00:56:45,834 --> 00:56:48,753
Jesus. I was
supposed to call Rach.
1017
00:56:50,671 --> 00:56:53,006
- You okay down here, man?.
- Yeah.
1018
00:56:53,048 --> 00:56:55,007
Your mom left sheets.
1019
00:56:55,049 --> 00:56:58,093
Okay. All right.
Good night.
1020
00:56:58,135 --> 00:57:00,511
Yeah, good night.
1021
00:57:24,904 --> 00:57:28,323
- Jesus.
- Can I get some fries with that shake?.
1022
00:57:37,247 --> 00:57:40,422
Okay, enough is enough.
You never write. You never call.
1023
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:43,751
I don't know you anymore. Are we breaking
up or are you going to tell me about him?.
1024
00:57:43,793 --> 00:57:47,421
- Oh, sweetie, no. I-I-
- Okay, we're breaking up.
1025
00:57:47,462 --> 00:57:51,048
No, no, no, no.
No, um, I-
1026
00:57:51,090 --> 00:57:55,135
Okay. Yes, I've been seeing someone.
1027
00:57:55,176 --> 00:57:57,351
Duh.
1028
00:57:57,386 --> 00:57:59,972
I just don't want to jinx it-
Oh, I'm sorry.
1029
00:58:00,013 --> 00:58:03,391
- I don't want to jinx it by talking about it.
- You know what?. Just jinx it.
1030
00:58:03,432 --> 00:58:05,893
Yeah.
Okay,justjinx it.
1031
00:58:05,934 --> 00:58:10,021
When do we get to meet him?. How about
brunch on Sunday if my water doesn't break?.
1032
00:58:10,062 --> 00:58:13,607
The thing is, we're kind of
laying low this weekend, he and I.
1033
00:58:13,648 --> 00:58:16,484
But, uh-
But maybe next week.
1034
00:58:16,525 --> 00:58:21,487
- Not maybe, definitely.
- Okay. Definitely.
1035
00:58:25,157 --> 00:58:28,055
Knock, knock.
1036
00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:30,953
- Oh. Hi.
- Hi.
1037
00:58:33,288 --> 00:58:35,206
Is everything okay?.
1038
00:58:35,241 --> 00:58:37,297
Yeah, why?.
1039
00:58:37,332 --> 00:58:40,793
You just- You don't seem
like yourself lately.
1040
00:58:40,835 --> 00:58:44,296
Yeah, well, you know.
You don't either.
1041
00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:48,007
Oh. Okay.
1042
00:58:48,048 --> 00:58:50,675
Okay.
1043
00:58:50,717 --> 00:58:53,636
- Oh, hey. Did you get the wedding invite?.
- Yeah.
1044
00:58:53,677 --> 00:58:56,888
They're beautiful, right?.
- Yeah.
1045
00:58:56,930 --> 00:59:00,557
- Yeah. It's great for Danny.
- Yeah.
1046
00:59:00,599 --> 00:59:04,060
- We're excited.
- Well,you should be.
1047
00:59:04,102 --> 00:59:06,729
Okay. Well-
1048
00:59:12,233 --> 00:59:14,943
- Why can't you be happy for me?
- Because you are an affront to gay people everywhere,
1049
00:59:14,978 --> 00:59:16,986
and I am a gay people.
1050
00:59:17,028 --> 00:59:19,029
- Is it so hard to believe that I like her?.
- Yes.
1051
00:59:19,071 --> 00:59:20,954
- Why?.
- Because you like the penis.
1052
00:59:20,989 --> 00:59:22,991
Because you have had
more cock than I have,
1053
00:59:23,026 --> 00:59:24,992
and I was a big whore
in the '80s.
1054
00:59:25,027 --> 00:59:27,125
I'm sorry, ma'am.
1055
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:32,164
Come on, come on. This is not something
that you can just try on and see if it fits.
1056
00:59:32,206 --> 00:59:35,249
I can't just put black shoe polish on
my face and join a gospel choir...
1057
00:59:35,291 --> 00:59:37,626
because, I don't know,
I don't feel so white no more.
1058
00:59:37,668 --> 00:59:40,628
- Oh, come on. That's a terrible analogy.
- Why?. Why is that?.
1059
00:59:40,670 --> 00:59:44,360
- Because you're born black.
- Exactly my point.
1060
00:59:44,395 --> 00:59:48,051
Okay, so what do you think?.
It's genius, right?.
1061
00:59:49,677 --> 00:59:51,560
Who died?.
1062
00:59:51,595 --> 00:59:56,056
- Apparently, I'm an affront to the gay community.
- Not this again, Martin.
1063
00:59:56,098 --> 00:59:59,767
- Martin, why do you care who I'm with?.
- Yes. Why do you care?
1064
00:59:59,809 --> 01:00:02,436
- She likes this girl.
- Straight girl.
1065
01:00:02,478 --> 01:00:07,398
Straight girl, gay girl. What's
the difference? An orgasm is an orgasm.
1066
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,239
If you were blindfolded
and I blew you...
1067
01:00:09,274 --> 01:00:11,366
and then Helen blew you,
would you even know the difference?.
1068
01:00:11,401 --> 01:00:14,445
I don't know. That depends. Does Helen
get tired and stop halfway through?.
1069
01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:16,411
Okay, too much information.
Guys-
1070
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:20,491
That happened once, and you were
so drunk that you could hardly even-
1071
01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:22,374
Okay. You know what?.
1072
01:00:22,409 --> 01:00:28,121
Look. The point is, this person
Helen's with seems lovely and smart.
1073
01:00:28,163 --> 01:00:29,998
And a very talented artist
who's going to be in our show.
1074
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,999
- Have you met her?.
- Well, no.
1075
01:00:33,459 --> 01:00:36,419
Why haven't we met her?.
1076
01:00:48,428 --> 01:00:51,034
How come you never make noise?.
1077
01:00:51,069 --> 01:00:53,640
- What?.
- When we're having sex.
1078
01:00:53,682 --> 01:00:55,440
- What?
- Is it not good?
1079
01:00:55,475 --> 01:00:58,602
What?. No, it's fine.
It's- Yeah.
1080
01:00:58,644 --> 01:01:01,688
'Cause I can never tell.
You're so quiet.
1081
01:01:01,729 --> 01:01:05,941
- And, you know, I make noise,
so you know what's working.
1082
01:01:05,982 --> 01:01:07,782
Whatever you want me
to do, I'll do.
1083
01:01:07,817 --> 01:01:12,320
- So if something�s not working- - You
know, it's all fine. It's all just fine.
1084
01:01:12,362 --> 01:01:15,239
Like sometimes when I'm going down
on you, it seems like you like it.
1085
01:01:15,281 --> 01:01:17,803
- But then sometimes it seems
like you�re annoyed. - Look, Helen-
1086
01:01:17,838 --> 01:01:20,326
You know what?. It's not really
the right time to talk about things.
1087
01:01:20,368 --> 01:01:23,328
But it's never the right time, especially
at the time, which strikes me as...
1088
01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:26,164
- exactly the right time.
- Oh, my God, Jess, what are you doing here?.
1089
01:01:26,206 --> 01:01:29,333
- Oh, my God, Joan. Hi. Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
1090
01:01:29,375 --> 01:01:33,461
- What are you doing here?.
- Shopping, of course.
1091
01:01:33,503 --> 01:01:35,469
- Hi. -
Hi. - Hi.
1092
01:01:35,504 --> 01:01:38,006
Joan, this is Helen,
a friend of mine.
1093
01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:40,025
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi.
1094
01:01:40,060 --> 01:01:41,974
This is Joan,
a friend of mine.
1095
01:01:42,009 --> 01:01:44,802
What are you doing below 14th street?.
I thought you were laying low.
1096
01:01:44,844 --> 01:01:47,263
Yes, I was.
I- We were.
1097
01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:50,306
And then, uh,
my friend Helen here...
1098
01:01:50,348 --> 01:01:53,350
actually volunteers
for this homeless thing.
1099
01:01:53,392 --> 01:01:57,937
And, uh, she- I had promised
to help her make brownies today.
1100
01:01:57,979 --> 01:02:02,440
And so we're getting ingredients
to make the brownies.
1101
01:02:06,068 --> 01:02:10,071
You must make
a pretty good brownie.
1102
01:02:10,113 --> 01:02:13,448
- Lesbians?.
- Jesus Christ, I couldn't think of one thing to say.
1103
01:02:13,490 --> 01:02:15,992
- I couldn't think of anything else.
- I don't believe this.
1104
01:02:16,034 --> 01:02:18,702
I know, I know, I know.
It's crazy, right?.
1105
01:02:18,744 --> 01:02:23,331
It's like this surreal episode. Are you
horrified? Are you? Do you find me disgusting?
1106
01:02:23,372 --> 01:02:25,290
No, no, no,
sweetie, no. God.
1107
01:02:25,332 --> 01:02:27,292
- Are you sure?.
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
1108
01:02:27,334 --> 01:02:28,966
- I'm i m pressed.
- You are?
1109
01:02:29,001 --> 01:02:32,754
- I can't even get Matthew to use the sex toys I buy.
- Oh, my God.
1110
01:02:32,796 --> 01:02:36,215
And you�re so...
conservative.
1111
01:02:36,257 --> 01:02:38,098
Fuck you, I know. I know.
1112
01:02:38,133 --> 01:02:41,802
- Does anyone else know?.
- No. No! Are you crazy?
1113
01:02:41,844 --> 01:02:45,347
- Don't tell Josh. No matter what you do, don't ever.
- Yuck, no. No, I won't.
1114
01:02:45,388 --> 01:02:48,641
- Okay?. Shit.
- God, this is huge.
1115
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:51,184
It's so...
1116
01:02:51,226 --> 01:02:53,561
- radical.
- I know.
1117
01:02:53,596 --> 01:02:55,896
God. Tell me everything.
1118
01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:58,982
How did you meet this person?.
What- How did this-
1119
01:03:00,274 --> 01:03:04,069
Oh, don't tell me.
1120
01:03:04,110 --> 01:03:07,530
- You answered that ad! I don't believe it!
- No, no, no, no.
1121
01:03:07,571 --> 01:03:10,365
- Oh, my God!
- I know, I know. I'm a liar and a hypocrite.
1122
01:03:10,407 --> 01:03:12,408
- Jessica Stein!
- I know, I know. It was a whim.
1123
01:03:12,450 --> 01:03:15,786
You know what?. It was just a whim.
It was this wacky, nutty whim.
1124
01:03:15,827 --> 01:03:17,919
I mean, you know
that I'm a Rilke fan.
1125
01:03:17,954 --> 01:03:21,290
And I read that ad and I thought it would
be nice to meet someone, just as a friend.
1126
01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:24,208
Oh, my God. It's all wrong.
It's all wrong. It's not me.
1127
01:03:24,250 --> 01:03:26,168
I'm a Jew from Scarsdale.
This has got to stop.
1128
01:03:26,210 --> 01:03:28,295
I got to call her on the phone
and I got to stop it.
1129
01:03:28,330 --> 01:03:31,252
We have to pretend that
it never- any- nothing.
1130
01:03:31,287 --> 01:03:34,174
- Stop. Shh! You're hysterical!
- No, I'm not.
1131
01:03:35,091 --> 01:03:37,093
Breathe.
1132
01:03:40,804 --> 01:03:42,805
What's she like?.
1133
01:03:42,847 --> 01:03:44,980
- She's great.
- Mmm.
1134
01:03:45,015 --> 01:03:50,102
She's, uh,
kind and witty and...
1135
01:03:50,144 --> 01:03:55,064
quirkyandnurturing
andinvolvedandall that crap.
1136
01:03:55,106 --> 01:03:58,442
But she's a girl, you know?.
She's-She's thin.
1137
01:03:58,483 --> 01:04:03,279
She has thin arms and she's soft
and attentive and it's all wrong.
1138
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,655
- How's the sex?.
- It's good.
1139
01:04:05,697 --> 01:04:09,533
- Really?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1140
01:04:09,575 --> 01:04:14,120
- Does she make you laugh?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, a lot. We laugh a lot.
1141
01:04:14,162 --> 01:04:17,789
- Is she as smart as you?.
- Yeah, definitely.
1142
01:04:17,831 --> 01:04:20,958
- She gets you?
- She does.
1143
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,794
She really does.
I mean,
1144
01:04:24,836 --> 01:04:28,672
I think the thing is
we just really click.
1145
01:04:28,714 --> 01:04:31,341
- You know?.
- Mmm.
1146
01:04:31,382 --> 01:04:34,802
Sounds like you definitely
need to put a stop to this.
1147
01:04:47,728 --> 01:04:49,819
Am I wearing this?.
This is so bad.
1148
01:04:49,854 --> 01:04:51,897
For Rachel.
You are wearing this, my love.
1149
01:04:51,939 --> 01:04:53,899
- All right. You look beautiful.
- I look beautiful?.
1150
01:04:53,941 --> 01:04:55,865
Yeah, you totally
look beautiful.
1151
01:04:55,900 --> 01:04:58,361
- I look like a heifer in her fifth month.
- Oh, God.
1152
01:04:58,402 --> 01:05:00,946
- You want to eat?.
- Yes, I'm starving. Let's get out of here.
1153
01:05:00,987 --> 01:05:03,906
Good. I made a reservation just next
door. And I left a message for Helen.
1154
01:05:03,948 --> 01:05:06,908
- What?.
- There she is.
1155
01:05:06,950 --> 01:05:10,745
- What?.
- I left a message for Helen in case she wants to join us.
1156
01:05:10,786 --> 01:05:13,350
- Hi, dear. How are you?.
- Hi.
1157
01:05:13,385 --> 01:05:15,915
What's all this?.
1158
01:05:15,957 --> 01:05:18,459
- Very funny.
- No, really, what's going on?.
1159
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:22,086
These are our dresses,
sweetheart.
1160
01:05:22,128 --> 01:05:26,173
For the wedding.
For Daniel's wedding.
1161
01:05:26,214 --> 01:05:28,591
Didn't I tell you?.
My brother's getting married.
1162
01:05:30,384 --> 01:05:33,470
- No, you didn't.
- You didn't tell her?
1163
01:05:33,511 --> 01:05:36,847
- Oh, no, I did. I was sure that I had.
- When?
1164
01:05:36,889 --> 01:05:39,432
- When did I tell you?
- No, when is he getting married?.
1165
01:05:39,467 --> 01:05:44,061
Next weekend.
Didn't you get the invitation?.
1166
01:05:47,188 --> 01:05:49,815
- Excuse me.
- Oh, my God. Jessie.
1167
01:05:49,856 --> 01:05:52,108
- I'm sorry.
- Jessie, what did I say?. What happened?.
1168
01:05:52,143 --> 01:05:54,075
Nothing, nothing at all.
It's, uh-
1169
01:05:54,110 --> 01:05:56,945
- Her brother died at his wedding-
- He died?.
1170
01:05:56,987 --> 01:05:59,363
Yeah. I'm off.
I'll explain later, okay?.
1171
01:05:59,405 --> 01:06:02,991
Her brother died
at a wedding?.
1172
01:06:03,033 --> 01:06:06,702
- Please wait.
- Your brother's getting married and you didn't tell me?.
1173
01:06:06,744 --> 01:06:08,710
I was sure I told you.
I thought I told you.
1174
01:06:08,745 --> 01:06:12,248
Stop saying you told me. You're a terrible
liar. It's one of your best qualities.
1175
01:06:12,290 --> 01:06:15,375
- All right, please don't do this.
- Look. I am so tired of this.
1176
01:06:15,417 --> 01:06:17,877
I am so tired of being
left out of half of your life.
1177
01:06:17,919 --> 01:06:19,802
- We're in a real-
- Shh.
1178
01:06:19,837 --> 01:06:22,922
We're in a relationship
whether you like it or- Wait a minute.
1179
01:06:22,964 --> 01:06:25,264
- Why am I whispering?. This is the point.
- Okay, listen.
1180
01:06:25,299 --> 01:06:29,594
We have been through this. I have never,
ever considered anything like this.
1181
01:06:29,636 --> 01:06:33,305
But here we are. It's happening, and
it's good, and I'm not ashamed of it.
1182
01:06:33,347 --> 01:06:35,515
And if you are,
then we have a problem.
1183
01:06:35,557 --> 01:06:39,601
She hates that dress.
1184
01:06:39,643 --> 01:06:42,979
Let's not get crazy, you know.
It is good. It's great.
1185
01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:47,982
But I-I'm just not ready to
deal with the complexities of-
1186
01:06:48,024 --> 01:06:51,276
- God, you can't even say it.
- Say what?.
1187
01:06:51,318 --> 01:06:53,910
I have never, ever imagined
doing anything like this.
1188
01:06:53,945 --> 01:06:57,197
Well, you are doing something like this.
This didn't just happen to you.
1189
01:06:57,239 --> 01:06:59,581
It did. I mean, it feels
like it did, you know?.
1190
01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:02,868
- I'm sorry. I can�t just- - I can't
be with you and be intimate with you...
1191
01:07:02,910 --> 01:07:04,793
and share wonderful
things with you,
1192
01:07:04,828 --> 01:07:07,246
and then get shut out of
the most basic things in your life.
1193
01:07:07,288 --> 01:07:09,540
What is so terrible
about having privacy in this-
1194
01:07:09,575 --> 01:07:12,750
in taking our time
to see if it makes sense?.
1195
01:07:12,792 --> 01:07:15,794
Because when you don't acknowledge
who I am to people that matter to you,
1196
01:07:15,836 --> 01:07:18,463
- it makes me feel like you're ashamed of me.
- I'm not ashamed of you.
1197
01:07:18,498 --> 01:07:20,756
- Well, that's how it feels.
- God, what do you want from me?.
1198
01:07:20,798 --> 01:07:23,633
I want you to take me
to your brother's wedding.
1199
01:07:24,801 --> 01:07:27,469
I can't.
1200
01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:31,431
I'm sorry.
I just... can't.
1201
01:07:33,766 --> 01:07:37,769
Fine. I can't either.
1202
01:07:55,990 --> 01:07:58,826
Hey, it's Jess. Leave me a message.
1203
01:07:58,867 --> 01:08:01,995
Okay, we did it.
Hannah Claire Levine.
1204
01:08:02,036 --> 01:08:05,497
Eight pounds, six ounces.
I'm sorry we didn't call sooner.
1205
01:08:05,539 --> 01:08:08,416
It was 3:00 a. m.
and it went sort of frats, thank God.
1206
01:08:08,458 --> 01:08:13,878
Because it's the worst pain
one will ever know. You can't imagine.
1207
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,262
I'm in room 325 at Sinai.
1208
01:08:16,297 --> 01:08:18,340
Oh, my God. Can you believe?
1209
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,383
Come by soon. Where are you?
1210
01:08:47,236 --> 01:08:53,407
The only woman that loved me not just in spite
of my faults, but because of them somehow.
1211
01:08:53,449 --> 01:08:58,119
I love you, Rachel.
1212
01:09:05,124 --> 01:09:07,167
I'm going to go get some air.
1213
01:09:16,257 --> 01:09:22,053
- Helen, hey.
- Oh,Josh. Hi, uh-
1214
01:09:22,095 --> 01:09:26,890
- God, you know, I'm flattered,
but it's really not a good time.
- They're for Jessica.
1215
01:09:26,932 --> 01:09:28,892
Oh, sorry.
1216
01:09:30,768 --> 01:09:35,188
Well, I heard the opening was tonight
and wanted to wish her well. That's all.
1217
01:09:35,229 --> 01:09:38,190
That's sweet,
but she's not here.
1218
01:09:39,524 --> 01:09:43,235
- You're kidding. Why not?.
- Oh, she's got a lot going on.
1219
01:09:43,277 --> 01:09:46,696
- You know, wedding stuff, rehearsal dinner.
- Oh.
1220
01:09:46,731 --> 01:09:50,115
I am so stupid.
Well, will I see you there tomorrow?
1221
01:09:50,157 --> 01:09:53,576
Uh, no, you won't.
1222
01:09:58,538 --> 01:10:00,581
Is that hers?.
1223
01:10:00,623 --> 01:10:02,541
Oh, yeah.
1224
01:10:04,626 --> 01:10:06,627
Wow.
1225
01:10:08,129 --> 01:10:10,422
That's a pretty powerful piece.
1226
01:10:10,464 --> 01:10:16,426
Yeah. It's amazing that someone like
Jessica takes such risks in her work, huh?.
1227
01:10:16,468 --> 01:10:20,596
She certainly doesn't anywhere else.
1228
01:11:01,501 --> 01:11:03,961
Beautiful toast.
1229
01:11:03,996 --> 01:11:06,421
Yeah, it was.
1230
01:11:09,882 --> 01:11:11,925
You okay?.
1231
01:11:13,218 --> 01:11:16,929
Uh, I don't know. No.
1232
01:11:19,556 --> 01:11:21,599
What is it, Jess?.
1233
01:11:22,891 --> 01:11:28,437
It's just sometimes I think
I'm going to be alone forever.
1234
01:11:32,690 --> 01:11:34,984
You can jump in any time.
1235
01:11:38,319 --> 01:11:41,196
You're my love, you know that?.
1236
01:11:41,238 --> 01:11:43,281
My beloved.
1237
01:11:46,158 --> 01:11:49,494
But sometimes I worry for you.
1238
01:11:49,536 --> 01:11:51,996
I worry for me too.
1239
01:12:01,461 --> 01:12:03,963
Sweetheart.
1240
01:12:07,049 --> 01:12:10,134
I will never forget...
1241
01:12:10,176 --> 01:12:12,059
when you were
in the fifth grade...
1242
01:12:12,094 --> 01:12:15,930
and you were so excited when
you got the lead in the play.
1243
01:12:15,972 --> 01:12:17,813
Do you remember that?.
1244
01:12:17,848 --> 01:12:22,393
- Really Rosie.
- Really Rosie, yeah. I remember.
1245
01:12:22,435 --> 01:12:25,562
And you came home after
the first day of rehearsal...
1246
01:12:25,604 --> 01:12:28,606
and you turned to me
and you said, "Mommy,
1247
01:12:28,648 --> 01:12:31,025
I'm not going to do it.
I quit. "
1248
01:12:31,066 --> 01:12:32,949
Just like that.
1249
01:12:32,984 --> 01:12:38,613
I turned to you and I said,
"Jessie. Jessie, my love, why?"
1250
01:12:38,655 --> 01:12:41,866
And you said,
"Because my co star isn't good enough. "
1251
01:12:41,908 --> 01:12:43,867
"And if my co star
isn't good enough,
1252
01:12:43,909 --> 01:12:45,834
"then the play
won't be good enough.
1253
01:12:45,869 --> 01:12:51,706
And I don't want to be part of any play
that isn't good enough. "
1254
01:12:51,748 --> 01:12:54,375
And I thought to myself...
1255
01:12:56,585 --> 01:12:58,586
"Oy.
1256
01:12:59,670 --> 01:13:03,965
"This child will suffer.
1257
01:13:04,007 --> 01:13:06,842
How this child will suffer. "'
1258
01:13:08,177 --> 01:13:11,429
And then they gave it to
the musket with the glasses.
1259
01:13:11,471 --> 01:13:13,354
- Tess Greenblatt.
- Right.
1260
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:17,433
- God, she was terrible.
- Right. And you would have been great.
1261
01:13:17,475 --> 01:13:20,561
And you didn't get to do it. You had to
sit there and watch terrible Tess do it...
1262
01:13:20,602 --> 01:13:23,229
with that guy you thought
wasn't good enough,
1263
01:13:23,271 --> 01:13:26,940
- who was actually quite excellent, wasn't he?.
- He was. He was very good.
1264
01:13:26,982 --> 01:13:29,859
And you know?.
1265
01:13:29,901 --> 01:13:35,447
I always think that you would have been
so much happier doing that play,
1266
01:13:35,488 --> 01:13:37,823
even if it was just okay.
1267
01:13:37,865 --> 01:13:40,867
Even if it was great,
1268
01:13:40,909 --> 01:13:43,161
just not the best ever.
1269
01:13:44,537 --> 01:13:46,538
And maybe,
1270
01:13:49,624 --> 01:13:52,125
just maybe,
1271
01:13:52,167 --> 01:13:56,253
it would have been
the best ever.
1272
01:13:56,295 --> 01:13:58,172
You never know.
1273
01:14:06,219 --> 01:14:08,262
Jessie.
1274
01:14:09,305 --> 01:14:11,306
Yeah?.
1275
01:14:20,396 --> 01:14:22,398
I think-
1276
01:14:25,733 --> 01:14:28,694
I think she's a very nice girl.
1277
01:15:04,553 --> 01:15:07,264
Hey, it's Jess. Leave me a message.
1278
01:15:07,305 --> 01:15:11,016
Jessica.
Hi, it's Josh... Meyers.
1279
01:15:11,058 --> 01:15:15,311
And, uh, I just wanted to-
1280
01:15:15,353 --> 01:15:17,229
God, I wish you were home.
1281
01:15:23,609 --> 01:15:27,904
I'm wearing this.
Do you have any interest in this one?.
1282
01:15:32,907 --> 01:15:36,243
Mazeltov.
1283
01:15:39,621 --> 01:15:42,873
Aren't they great?.
Aren't they gorgeous?. Hello, darling.
1284
01:15:42,915 --> 01:15:44,958
Hey, how's it going?.
1285
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,341
- Uh-
- Are you the lesbian?.
1286
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:49,878
Helen, darling.
We just want you to know again...
1287
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,963
how welcome you are
in our family.
1288
01:15:51,998 --> 01:15:54,006
Right, Sid?.
1289
01:15:54,048 --> 01:15:56,842
- I told her welcome three times already.
- Jesus.
1290
01:15:56,883 --> 01:16:00,261
I've been hearing about "the one"
for, I don't know, like 20 years.
1291
01:16:00,302 --> 01:16:02,637
And I thought
it would be a guy.
1292
01:16:02,679 --> 01:16:06,098
Right. I know, I know. But look,
I don't even believe that anymore.
1293
01:16:06,140 --> 01:16:08,058
I don't believe
there's just one person.
1294
01:16:08,093 --> 01:16:10,477
I think there are,
like, seven.
1295
01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:21,234
Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck! Oh!
1296
01:16:21,276 --> 01:16:23,201
- Are you okay?. Is it horrible?.
- I'm fine.
1297
01:16:23,236 --> 01:16:25,321
- Are you sure?. Are you having any fun?.
- Yeah, I am.
1298
01:16:25,356 --> 01:16:28,132
The dress looks good.
I'm going to be right back.
1299
01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,908
- I don't know what she sees in her.
- Mother.
1300
01:16:30,950 --> 01:16:33,869
- She's flat-chested.
- Jesus, mother.
1301
01:16:33,910 --> 01:16:36,496
But at least you're Jewish,
right, dear?.
1302
01:16:36,537 --> 01:16:40,498
- Uh, no, but I've been to a Seder.
- Well, that's nice.
1303
01:16:40,540 --> 01:16:44,418
Hey, guys, congratulations.
I'm sorry I'm a little late.
1304
01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:46,795
Congratulations.
1305
01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:48,720
- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Meyers.
1306
01:16:48,755 --> 01:16:50,923
- I've been looking all over for you.
- Oh. Why?.
1307
01:16:50,964 --> 01:16:54,425
Well, just to, uh-
Did you get my-
1308
01:16:54,467 --> 01:16:56,058
- What?.
- Uh, nothing.
1309
01:16:56,093 --> 01:16:58,595
- What, what, what?.
- Oh, nothing. It doesn't matter.
1310
01:16:58,630 --> 01:17:01,097
Oh, Helen, dear, have you thought
about the kids issue?.
1311
01:17:01,139 --> 01:17:05,725
I mean, you could of course each
try artificial inseminating.
1312
01:17:05,767 --> 01:17:09,728
Could you excuse me for a minute?.
I really have to pee.
1313
01:17:09,770 --> 01:17:12,855
- Did you see the view?.
- No. I haven't had a chance actually.
1314
01:17:12,897 --> 01:17:15,607
Why don't we
just go look at it?.
1315
01:17:22,613 --> 01:17:24,531
- Hi, Helen.
- Oh, my God.
1316
01:17:24,572 --> 01:17:28,367
Joan, hi.
1317
01:17:28,408 --> 01:17:32,036
- Hi, sorry. I was just, uh-
- I know. Do you smoke?
1318
01:17:32,078 --> 01:17:35,705
- No, I don't.
- Good. Neither do I.
1319
01:17:39,583 --> 01:17:41,835
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
1320
01:17:41,877 --> 01:17:43,878
It's so beautiful.
1321
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:46,130
Yeah.
1322
01:17:47,506 --> 01:17:50,842
- Are you cold?.
- No, I'm fine.
1323
01:17:50,883 --> 01:17:53,385
- Here. Why don't you take my jacket?.
- No, really. I'm fine.
1324
01:17:53,427 --> 01:17:57,221
Jessica. What?.
1325
01:17:57,263 --> 01:17:59,890
- Are you okay?.
- Yeah. Why?.
1326
01:17:59,932 --> 01:18:01,815
I just, uh-
1327
01:18:01,850 --> 01:18:04,602
I haven't heard you say
my first name in, like, a decade.
1328
01:18:04,643 --> 01:18:07,312
Oh, right. Sorry.
1329
01:18:07,354 --> 01:18:11,106
- Stein,just take my coat.
- Okay, thanks.
1330
01:18:12,774 --> 01:18:16,485
- It's just like kissing a guy.
- No, it's not.
1331
01:18:16,527 --> 01:18:18,785
No, it's not.
1332
01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:21,072
How's it different?.
1333
01:18:21,114 --> 01:18:23,122
Well,
1334
01:18:23,157 --> 01:18:28,035
the lips are softer
and the body's softer.
1335
01:18:28,077 --> 01:18:33,289
And there's this not heartening
but very exciting-
1336
01:18:35,332 --> 01:18:37,709
It's kind of
hard to describe.
1337
01:18:37,751 --> 01:18:40,920
Wow. Wow.
1338
01:18:40,961 --> 01:18:43,630
It's pretty fuckin'
awesome actually.
1339
01:18:48,801 --> 01:18:50,844
Whoa.
1340
01:18:55,764 --> 01:18:58,683
- Like, a year, right?. And that's it.
- Who knows?. An hour.
1341
01:18:58,724 --> 01:19:02,164
- And then you've impacted the
entire world. - This is exactly-
1342
01:19:02,199 --> 01:19:05,604
I feel like I've always had
this theory along the same lines.
1343
01:19:05,646 --> 01:19:10,233
It's really stupid, but I've
always felt if you could be...
1344
01:19:10,275 --> 01:19:13,652
- the guy or gal to come up with a really good quote.
- Right.
1345
01:19:13,694 --> 01:19:16,738
But good, like a good one.
A good little nugget.
1346
01:19:16,779 --> 01:19:18,948
Like, "Nothing to fear
but fear itself,"
1347
01:19:18,989 --> 01:19:21,039
- That's a good one.
- or, "Ask not what your country-"
1348
01:19:21,074 --> 01:19:26,495
And then you're done. I mean, that's like
immortality in one kind of light bulb moment.
1349
01:19:26,536 --> 01:19:31,874
You just go off to some Caribbean island
and drink all day and read and sw-
1350
01:19:31,915 --> 01:19:34,918
- What are you doing?.
- Uh, I just, uh-
1351
01:19:34,959 --> 01:19:36,842
Hey, hey, hey, Meyers.
Take it easy.
1352
01:19:36,877 --> 01:19:39,671
- We got plenty, you know. It's
an open bar. - Yeah. I just-
1353
01:19:39,713 --> 01:19:42,840
I know. I needed that
unfortunately badly because...
1354
01:19:42,882 --> 01:19:46,217
I have to tell you something
and it's just going to be hard.
1355
01:19:46,259 --> 01:19:48,434
Oh.
1356
01:19:48,469 --> 01:19:51,638
Oh, my God.
Are you firing me?.
1357
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:55,182
- Is that why you brought up the quitting and everything?.
- No, no. I'm not firing you.
1358
01:19:55,224 --> 01:19:57,482
I went to see
your show last night.
1359
01:19:57,517 --> 01:20:01,729
And I brought you flowers
because I knew you were really sad.
1360
01:20:01,771 --> 01:20:05,857
But, you know, the truth is that
you've been really happy lately.
1361
01:20:05,899 --> 01:20:08,067
I've noticed.
I mean, so happy.
1362
01:20:08,108 --> 01:20:10,652
And that's made me really sad.
1363
01:20:10,687 --> 01:20:14,613
Inexplicably, deeply sad.
1364
01:20:14,655 --> 01:20:20,451
You know?. I mean, different than my
general snaky, bitter, tortured thing.
1365
01:20:20,493 --> 01:20:25,955
And, uh- So anyway, I went to see
your show, not knowing exactly why,
1366
01:20:25,997 --> 01:20:27,831
and, uh, I saw your piece.
1367
01:20:29,916 --> 01:20:32,835
And I stared.
1368
01:20:32,877 --> 01:20:36,504
And then I had to get out of there.
I ran home.
1369
01:20:36,546 --> 01:20:40,174
And I started writing. I-
1370
01:20:40,215 --> 01:20:42,175
Just writing, all night.
1371
01:20:42,217 --> 01:20:44,552
Then I wrote all night
and into today.
1372
01:20:44,593 --> 01:20:46,803
I mean, that's why I was late.
I was writing.
1373
01:20:46,838 --> 01:20:49,097
And you know what?.
1374
01:20:49,138 --> 01:20:52,808
I was happy doing it.
1375
01:20:52,849 --> 01:20:56,060
I was really happy
for the first time in a long time.
1376
01:20:56,102 --> 01:20:59,521
And as soon as I felt
this happy thing, I-
1377
01:20:59,563 --> 01:21:01,856
I wanted to be with you.
1378
01:21:04,191 --> 01:21:06,860
You were the first person
I wanted to be with.
1379
01:21:06,901 --> 01:21:11,405
I mean, then it hit me, and this was around
6:00 a.m.You know, it hit me that...
1380
01:21:11,446 --> 01:21:15,783
the reason that I was so sad
when you got so happy...
1381
01:21:15,825 --> 01:21:18,785
and I was happier
when you got so sad...
1382
01:21:18,827 --> 01:21:20,912
was not because
I didn't want you to be happy.
1383
01:21:22,454 --> 01:21:27,083
It was just because I wanted to be
part of the reason you were happy.
1384
01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:29,376
I want to make you happy.
1385
01:21:55,645 --> 01:22:00,816
So, uh, what I'm wondering
right about now is, uh-
1386
01:22:00,858 --> 01:22:04,986
I mean, if you have any
reaction to what I just said.
1387
01:22:05,027 --> 01:22:08,613
Or more specifically, do you want to
have dinner with me tomorrow night?.
1388
01:22:09,531 --> 01:22:11,532
Maybe?.
1389
01:22:20,580 --> 01:22:23,207
If you'll excuse me,
I definitely need another drink.
1390
01:22:23,249 --> 01:22:25,257
No, wait.
1391
01:22:25,292 --> 01:22:29,754
I would have dinner
with you, but I can't.
1392
01:22:29,795 --> 01:22:32,589
I can't have dinner.
1393
01:22:32,631 --> 01:22:35,966
What, not the season?.
1394
01:22:36,008 --> 01:22:41,262
No, uh, I can't
have dinner with you...
1395
01:22:41,304 --> 01:22:44,264
because I'm with Helen.
1396
01:22:44,306 --> 01:22:47,100
You're going to have
dinner with Helen?.
1397
01:22:47,141 --> 01:22:49,233
No.
1398
01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:51,895
I'm, uh,
1399
01:22:51,936 --> 01:22:55,189
with Helen.
1400
01:23:00,151 --> 01:23:04,362
- As in with with?.
- Right. With with.
1401
01:23:05,321 --> 01:23:07,580
Wow.
1402
01:23:07,615 --> 01:23:09,991
I don't know what to say.
1403
01:23:10,033 --> 01:23:11,993
- I don't either.
- Jess?
1404
01:23:12,035 --> 01:23:14,703
Yeah. Hey.
1405
01:23:14,745 --> 01:23:17,497
- Hey, they're serving the first course.
- Oh, great.
1406
01:23:17,539 --> 01:23:19,422
Uh-
1407
01:23:19,457 --> 01:23:23,751
- Here, your jacket.
- Right. Excuse me. I'm sorry.
1408
01:23:24,836 --> 01:23:28,922
- Hey,Josh.
- Hey, Helen.
1409
01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:34,030
How are you?.
1410
01:23:34,065 --> 01:23:36,386
I'm good, thanks.
1411
01:23:38,637 --> 01:23:40,680
That's good.
1412
01:23:52,022 --> 01:23:55,024
# Summer journeys to Niagara #
1413
01:23:55,066 --> 01:23:59,945
# And to other places
aggravate all our cares #
1414
01:23:59,986 --> 01:24:03,822
- # We'll save our fares #
- Take these right now.
1415
01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:05,789
# I've a cozy little flat#
1416
01:24:05,824 --> 01:24:08,367
# In what is known
as old Manhattan #
1417
01:24:08,409 --> 01:24:12,412
# We'll settle down #
1418
01:24:12,454 --> 01:24:15,706
# Right here in town #
1419
01:24:15,748 --> 01:24:17,791
Oh, we have more.
You know what I forgot?.
1420
01:24:17,833 --> 01:24:19,799
# We'll have Manhattan #
1421
01:24:19,834 --> 01:24:23,462
# The Bronx
and Staten Island too #
1422
01:24:23,503 --> 01:24:28,257
# It's lovely going through #
1423
01:24:28,299 --> 01:24:31,342
- # The zoo #
- Okay. Hold on.
1424
01:24:31,377 --> 01:24:34,386
Watch. He's going to-
1425
01:24:34,428 --> 01:24:37,493
- # It's very fancy #
- Oh, my God.
1426
01:24:37,528 --> 01:24:40,558
# On old Delaney Street
you know #
1427
01:24:40,599 --> 01:24:45,103
# The subway charms us so #
1428
01:24:45,144 --> 01:24:48,522
# When balmy breezes blow #
1429
01:24:48,563 --> 01:24:51,649
# To and fro #
1430
01:24:51,941 --> 01:24:55,235
- # And tell me what street compares with Mott Street #
- I it�s for your heart,
1431
01:24:55,277 --> 01:24:58,904
- for running ng, for, you know-
- # In July #
1432
01:24:58,946 --> 01:25:03,616
- Al most there. Almost there.
- # Sweet push carts gently gliding by #
1433
01:25:03,658 --> 01:25:06,160
- Come on, come on, come on.
- I've got a cramp.
1434
01:25:06,201 --> 01:25:11,497
# The great big city's
a wondrous toy #
1435
01:25:11,538 --> 01:25:14,541
- Come on.
- Hey, wait.
1436
01:25:15,792 --> 01:25:19,065
# We'll turn Manhattan #
1437
01:25:19,100 --> 01:25:22,338
# Into an isle of joy #
1438
01:25:22,380 --> 01:25:25,465
# The great big city's #
1439
01:25:25,507 --> 01:25:28,718
# A wondrous toy #
1440
01:25:28,759 --> 01:25:32,012
#Just made for a girl and-
girl and- girl and-#
1441
01:25:32,053 --> 01:25:35,139
# We'll turn Manhattan #
1442
01:25:35,181 --> 01:25:41,060
# Into an isle of joy ##
1443
01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:55,404
Sweetie, I'm exhausted.
I'm going to hit the hay.
1444
01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:10,248
Oh, thanks.
1445
01:26:20,923 --> 01:26:23,195
That m must be
a pretty good book.
1446
01:26:23,230 --> 01:26:25,467
I t is.
I it�s amazing actually.
1447
01:26:27,552 --> 01:26:30,930
- That's enough reading for one night.
- Sweetie, stop it.
1448
01:26:30,972 --> 01:26:34,266
I just want to finish this chapter.
It's really interesting.
1449
01:26:39,645 --> 01:26:41,813
Sorry.
1450
01:26:46,608 --> 01:26:48,741
Oh, fuck.
1451
01:26:48,776 --> 01:26:52,654
- What?.
- Oh, no. I just forgot to pick up my dry cleaning again.
1452
01:26:52,696 --> 01:26:55,031
Oh, I got it.
1453
01:26:55,072 --> 01:26:57,616
- You did?.
- Yeah.
1454
01:27:12,001 --> 01:27:14,086
Can't we talk about this?
1455
01:27:14,128 --> 01:27:16,546
No, sweetie we've talked.
We talk all the time.
1456
01:27:16,588 --> 01:27:19,757
- I know, I know. Isn't it great?.
- Of course it's great.
1457
01:27:19,799 --> 01:27:23,969
- Our talks are great.
- So good communication is the key to
a successful relationship.
1458
01:27:24,010 --> 01:27:27,096
- We never have sex.
- What?. Yes, we do. What do you mean?.
1459
01:27:27,138 --> 01:27:29,146
- We don't.
- Yes, we do.
1460
01:27:29,181 --> 01:27:31,307
When was the last time,
sweetie?.
1461
01:27:31,349 --> 01:27:35,644
- I got to think about it for a-
- A month ago.
1462
01:27:35,685 --> 01:27:38,563
Okay, okay.
But it was good, right?
1463
01:27:38,604 --> 01:27:40,821
It was- It was good.
Wasn't it good?
1464
01:27:40,856 --> 01:27:44,275
- You drank a bottle of wine.
- No, I didn't. That's not true.
1465
01:27:44,317 --> 01:27:46,485
That's not true.
I had maybe two and a half-
1466
01:27:46,527 --> 01:27:49,571
- Jess, what we have is a friendship.
- What do you mean?.
1467
01:27:49,612 --> 01:27:53,198
- We're best friends.
- I know. Isn't it great?.
1468
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:55,992
Of course it's great.
It just isn't enough.
1469
01:27:56,034 --> 01:27:58,181
How can you say that?.
I love you.
1470
01:27:58,216 --> 01:28:00,293
I love you too.
That isn't the issue.
1471
01:28:00,328 --> 01:28:02,295
Well, what is the issue?
What is the issue?
1472
01:28:02,330 --> 01:28:04,296
- I want to be with someone who wants me.
- I want you.
1473
01:28:04,331 --> 01:28:07,917
- I want to be with someone who craves me.
- Well, I crave you.
1474
01:28:07,959 --> 01:28:10,294
Someone who wants
to rip my clothes off.
1475
01:28:11,545 --> 01:28:13,803
Why, why, why?.
1476
01:28:13,838 --> 01:28:17,466
Why can't it just be
great and loving and tender?.
1477
01:28:17,508 --> 01:28:19,808
Why is that not enough for you?.
I don't understand.
1478
01:28:19,843 --> 01:28:24,596
I mean, don't you think maybe you place
a little too much emphasis on sex?.
1479
01:28:24,638 --> 01:28:28,432
Have you ever thought that it's just
one component of much larger package?.
1480
01:28:28,474 --> 01:28:31,559
- Jesus Christ, I want the whole package!
- I do too.
1481
01:28:31,594 --> 01:28:34,645
- I think we have it. We live together.
- We're roommates.
1482
01:28:35,563 --> 01:28:38,648
How can you say that to me?.
1483
01:28:41,734 --> 01:28:47,571
Hi, it�s Jessica and Helen.
- We're not home now.
1484
01:28:47,613 --> 01:28:50,573
But if you leave us a message,
we will definitely call you back.
1485
01:28:50,615 --> 01:28:53,993
Hello, my darlings. It's Mom.
1486
01:28:54,034 --> 01:28:57,120
Daddy got reservations for us
at Nobu, and not at 5:30.
1487
01:29:46,031 --> 01:29:48,428
U h, can I just
stick this on the board?.
1488
01:29:48,463 --> 01:29:50,826
- Oh, yeah, right. Sure.
- Is that fine?.
1489
01:29:53,286 --> 01:29:56,872
- You're an artist?.
- Oh, yeah. Trying to be.
1490
01:29:56,914 --> 01:30:00,166
- Thanks.
- I actually might know somebody.
1491
01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:03,252
- Oh, you know someone who might be interested?.
- Yeah. Could be.
1492
01:30:03,293 --> 01:30:05,420
Really?. Well, maybe-
Should I leave you one?.
1493
01:30:05,462 --> 01:30:08,339
- Yeah.
- Maybe I'll leave you three.
1494
01:30:08,374 --> 01:30:11,216
Okay. Well, I would
really be grateful.
1495
01:30:11,257 --> 01:30:13,613
So thanks for the, uh-
1496
01:30:13,648 --> 01:30:15,969
- Jessica?.
- Oh, my God.
1497
01:30:16,004 --> 01:30:18,012
- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
1498
01:30:18,054 --> 01:30:20,813
How are you?.
1499
01:30:20,848 --> 01:30:23,850
I'm good. I'm great.
How are you?.
1500
01:30:23,892 --> 01:30:26,977
- Good, I'm good.
- Good. God, it's been a really long time.
1501
01:30:27,019 --> 01:30:30,980
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. So how's-
- So how's-
1502
01:30:31,022 --> 01:30:34,274
- I'm sorry. I- You- What-
- Oh, no. I was just going to say h-
1503
01:30:34,316 --> 01:30:36,463
I'm sorry. You go ahead.
Go ahead, speak.
1504
01:30:36,498 --> 01:30:38,611
- How's your writing coming?.
- It's good.
1505
01:30:38,652 --> 01:30:42,030
- It's, you know, glamorous.
- Yeah, right. I can see that.
1506
01:30:42,072 --> 01:30:43,955
How's the paper?.
1507
01:30:43,990 --> 01:30:47,075
- Oh, uh, I quit actually.
- Really?.
1508
01:30:47,117 --> 01:30:50,286
- Yeah, I left a few months after you did.
- Wow.
1509
01:30:50,328 --> 01:30:53,121
- Really?. That's great.
- Yeah, it was great. It was really great.
1510
01:30:53,163 --> 01:30:56,374
- So you�re painting?.
- Uh, yes.
1511
01:30:56,415 --> 01:30:58,841
I mean, you know,
not for cash, but yeah.
1512
01:30:58,876 --> 01:31:01,086
- Right, well, who needs cash?.
- Who needs cash?. I do.
1513
01:31:01,121 --> 01:31:03,671
- Right. Right. Yeah.
- So-
1514
01:31:03,712 --> 01:31:06,256
- How's Helen?.
- Oh, uh-
1515
01:31:06,298 --> 01:31:10,134
She's good.
She's great.
1516
01:31:10,175 --> 01:31:12,927
- We're not together anymore.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1517
01:31:12,969 --> 01:31:15,096
- Thanks, yeah.
- What happened?.
1518
01:31:15,131 --> 01:31:19,015
Uh, she dumped me.
1519
01:31:19,057 --> 01:31:20,982
- Wow.
- Yeah, yeah.
1520
01:31:21,017 --> 01:31:23,977
- That's bad. I'm sorry.
- Yeah, it was bad. Thank you.
1521
01:31:24,019 --> 01:31:25,944
That's okay.
What are you going to do?.
1522
01:31:25,979 --> 01:31:31,566
- She wanted to be with somebody
a little more- - A little more?.
1523
01:31:31,608 --> 01:31:36,778
A little more gay,
I guess, was the thing.
1524
01:31:36,820 --> 01:31:40,072
- Right. Wow.
- So what are you going to do, right?.
1525
01:31:40,114 --> 01:31:42,532
Yeah.
What are you going to do?.
1526
01:31:42,567 --> 01:31:44,951
So-
But we're friends now.
1527
01:31:44,993 --> 01:31:46,911
- Well, that's good. That's very good.
- So it's good.
1528
01:31:46,952 --> 01:31:49,746
- Yeah, it's very good.
- Yeah. Friends are good.
1529
01:31:49,788 --> 01:31:51,706
Friends are good.
1530
01:31:55,083 --> 01:31:57,508
Sweetie.
1531
01:31:57,543 --> 01:32:00,462
Will you please turn that off?.
1532
01:32:00,504 --> 01:32:02,887
No, you turn it off.
1533
01:32:02,922 --> 01:32:05,216
You set it.
You got to get up.
1534
01:32:05,257 --> 01:32:07,474
I do have to get up.
1535
01:32:07,509 --> 01:32:09,844
But I turned it last time.
1536
01:32:09,886 --> 01:32:11,866
- You do it.
- All right. I'll make the coffee.
1537
01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:13,847
- All right. I'll turn it off.
- Oh, my God.
1538
01:32:13,882 --> 01:32:16,807
You slept on my arm
the entire night.
1539
01:32:19,268 --> 01:32:23,854
Oh, wait. I feel really tired.
1540
01:32:23,896 --> 01:32:25,731
- It's really good to see you too.
- It's good to see you too.
1541
01:32:25,772 --> 01:32:27,732
- It's nice to run into you.
- The same. The same.
1542
01:32:27,774 --> 01:32:29,734
- Okay. Take care.
- Okay.
1543
01:32:31,652 --> 01:32:33,903
- Uh, I wanted to get your-
- You know, I'd love to-
1544
01:32:33,938 --> 01:32:36,155
- I don't have your new number.
- New number, yeah.
1545
01:32:36,190 --> 01:32:38,990
Uh, you know what?.
It's all on this flier.
1546
01:32:39,032 --> 01:32:43,744
My new number and actually,
my E-mail is best these days.
1547
01:32:43,786 --> 01:32:46,287
- E-mail?.
- Yeah.
1548
01:32:46,329 --> 01:32:49,039
- I succumbed. E-mail is best.
- You succumbed. Yeah.
1549
01:32:49,081 --> 01:32:52,625
Wow, E-mail.
Okay. Thanks.
1550
01:32:52,667 --> 01:32:54,585
- Okay, I'll see you later. Yeah, you too.
- Take care of yourself.
1551
01:32:54,620 --> 01:32:57,254
# My breaking heart
and I agree#
1552
01:32:58,296 --> 01:33:02,382
# That you and I
could never be #
1553
01:33:02,424 --> 01:33:05,968
# So with my best
my very best#
1554
01:33:06,010 --> 01:33:08,560
- # I set you free #
- She's not here yet.
1555
01:33:08,595 --> 01:33:11,723
She ran into Josh Meyers.
Just now, that's why she's late.
1556
01:33:11,764 --> 01:33:13,641
I know, I know.
I'll get the whole story.
1557
01:33:13,676 --> 01:33:15,607
- Hey, sweetie.
- Oh, my God.
1558
01:33:15,642 --> 01:33:18,853
- Hi.Jessica just got here. I got to go.
- Hi.
1559
01:33:18,895 --> 01:33:20,778
Okay.
Yeah, I will. Bye.
1560
01:33:20,813 --> 01:33:23,189
- Laurie sends her love.
- Thank you.
1561
01:33:23,224 --> 01:33:26,358
So, what did he say?.
1562
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:29,360
Uh, well, first of all,
I got really nervous.
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