All language subtitles for Creepshow S04E04 UK

[spooky theme]

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[evil laughter]

[thunder crashing]

[ominous music]

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[clanging sounds]

Please sir!

For pity's sake,
she's our only child!

Have mercy!

There is no mercy
for the undead.

[hissing]

[screaming]

-[thuds]
-[screaming]

Honey, are you ok?

Yeah.
Just uh, a bad dream.

Sounds like a real doozy.
You want to talk about it?

No, I'll be fine.

[yawns]

I'm gonna go check
on Anastasia.

-Yeah.
-Okay.

[wood creaking]

[groans]

[music playing]

Oh... Ok.

[knocking]

Anna-banana?
It's still daylight.

Put your phone away
and get some shut eye.

You've got a busy night ahead.

Yes, Daddy.

[knocking]

Phone off. That's twice
you're busted.

[music stops]

Ah, shit.
Blood suckers.

[hammering sounds]

Better watch it
you don't end up

staking yourself in
the heart there, Count.

Oh, I'm not a Count.
Chuck Belasko.

Doug Roach.

Vampire Americans, am I right?

Yeah, you betcha.
How'd you guess?

You're shitting me, right?

I mean, you got the map of
Transylvania plastered
all over your faces.

If you wouldn't mind cooling it
on the yard work?

Yeah, sorry, I guess
I lost track of time.

Didn't lose track so much as
you were following the rules.

Like the one that says your kind
sleep in coffins during the day.

During the sunlight hours,
that's correct.

Because if the sunlight hits ya,
you melt.

Decompose into a miasma
putrid decay.

Also correct.

My wife lost her favorite
uncle that way.

Made a slight miscalculation
during daylight savings and uh-

I don't give a shit.

Oh, yeah. Speaking of the
missus, this is my wife, Helena.

[chuckles]

Countess?

Professor.

Helena and I teach
night classes.

At Horlicks.

-[Chuck] Yeah, department of...
-[Helena] Zoology.

Oh yes, this is our own little
ray of moonlight, Anastasia.

Goes by Anna.
Anna-banana.

Alex...

Mind your own.

Alright, well it was...

[door slams]

Well, chin up.

He'll come around
once he gets to know us.

After all, we're the Belaskos.

-Yes, we are.
-Mmmhmm.

Bring it in for a family cheer.
A little pound.

-Bring it in.
-Yes.

-Ok.
-Here it comes.

[crickets chirping]

♪

[humming]

Here we go.

Look who is up.

Good evening, sleepy head.

[burps]

[Helena hums]

So, there is a 24-hour gym
less than a mile from here.

I was wondering if it would be
alright if I joined?

I can pay for it myself
with my babysitting stash.

Not yet.

We don't want you venturing off

until we get a proper feel
for the neighborhood.

Then what am I supposed
to do all night

while you guys are at work?

Well you've got
your lesson plans.

Not to mention that phone that
you've got grafted to your hand.

You guys swore that Mapleton
would be different.

It is different.

This is a fully integrated
neighborhood.

So was the last one.
I fucking hate being undead.

[Helena] That is a little
dramatic.

And it'll cost you a buck.

That's one diddly-dollar
in the cuss jar, young lady.

Mm, where do you think
you're going?

Take a wild guess.
Fucking nowhere.

My. Someone slept on the wrong
side of the coffin.

[acoustic guitar strumming]

[knocking]

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-[dramatic music]
-[panting]

Oh shit!

[both screaming]

Oh my god, oh my god!
Don't fucking kill me!

I fucking won't!

Jesus, dude!
Take a chill pill.

What are you even doing
over here?

Well, I saw you up
on the roof...

Yeah. Yeah, I know.
I heard you.

You did?

Yeah. I hear everything,
whether I want to or not.

You're like a goddamn
super hero.

Nope, just a girl.
Anna.

I'm Alex.

Do you mind?

Oh, yeah. Here.

Thanks.

It's, uh, nice to see
a friendly face, for once.

Yeah. But it's not gonna be
the last once school starts up.

Oh, it won't for me.
I'm home-schooled.

Oh, because of the whole
sunlight thing.

I'm a night owl myself.

I could give you a midnight tour
of the neighborhood

if you're up for it.

Wouldn't your
father disapprove?

One hundred percent.

-What about yours?
-One hundred percent.

So, I'm not totally clear
on the rules.

Are you aloud to have
ice cream?

Yeah. Yeah, when
I'm in the mood for it.

That's good.

Well, uh, Molly's floats
are to die for.

Oh, fuck! Shit!
I'm not trying to say...

No, it's okay, Alex.
I know what you mean.

And it's no worries, you know?

A Belasko hasn't drank
human blood in over a century.

Not to mention that it's illegal
and totally disgusting.

Good to know.

They're open late on Saturdays,
so maybe we could go after dark?

Yeah. Maybe not.

Small town peeps can be
a little dickish.

Yeah. Big town peeps can too.

I swear, I just want
to fly away.

Run away where they'll
never find me.

Yeah, take me with you.

Deal.

So, this is the last stop
on the tour.

Mapleton's version
of Disneyland.

Uh, I'm about it.
Yeah, I like it.

My mom, she used
to take me here.

Yeah, I lost her
when I was seven, but...

Oh, Alex.
I'm so sorry.

How?

She had a back ticker.

You, you're lucky that you
never have to lose a parent.

Alex, that's a myth.

We die too, it just takes us
a little bit longer.

Oh no, don't!

Please don't.

I don't really come out
in pictures, it's...

That's uh... that's tragic.

I'll tell you what.
I'll be your mirror.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

Ok. How do I look?

-Well you look scalding.
-[both laugh]

You up for a free ride?

Yeah.

Hold on, it goes really
extremely fast.

Okay.

[struggling grunts]

Well, I kind of feel like
a wimp now.

Hold onto your vagina.
I got this.

-Hop on.
-Ok, alright.

-Yeah.
[both laugh]

[romantic music]

[romantic music]

[laughing]

What's with Anna-banana?

She's been skipping
breakfast lately.

Hm.

She watching her waist?

More like the boy next door.

The roach kid?

Mmhmm.
That scares me.

What's so scary about love?

[laughing]

It's not love that
I'm afraid of.

They're never gonna accept us,
Chuck.

No matter how hard
we try to fit in.

Hate is thicker than blood.

[acoustic guitar strumming]

I might need to do it.

Uh, woah, I think we just did.

No, not that.

I mean, the gift you know?

I wanna... I wanna become
like you.

You think it's a gift?

To never see a sunrise?

To be hunted and persecuted
wherever you go?

If that's what it takes
to be yours, then yeah.

You're already mine, dummy.

We're just on different
time zones.

You know that thing
that you were saying about,

uh, like, running away?

Were you serious?

It's all I ever think about.

Where would you go?

Alaska.

Why? What's in Alaska?

Six months of continuous night.

So there.

And what would we do
for the other six months?

We could hibernate.
Five times a day.

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Dude, what the fuck?
What are you doing?

Checking for hickies, stupid.
What do you think?

Still got your junk down there

or did your girlfriend
bite it off, huh?

Sick.

Me?

I'm not the one playing hide the
salami with a walking corpse.

Alex, son, you have no idea
what you are dealing with.

[scoff]
Like you do?

Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

You know, I never told you
how your mother actually died.

Ten years ago, she was attacked
by one of those things.

All the blood drained
from her body.

But the nightmare didn't end
there, no sir.

It was just the beginning.

The night of her funeral,
your mother came home.

Little boy, let me in.
Mommy's so cold.

You know, I still see her
wearing the dress

that we buried her in?

She came for you, Alex.
Her only child.

So...

I did what any man
would do

and I drove a stake
through that thing's heart.

You killed my mother?

I released her!

Open it.

What am I supposed to do
with this?

I think you know.

You would be doing that girl
a favor.

She does not want to be
the way she is.

It is unnatural.

There is no mercy
for the undead.

Destroy her, son, or someone
else will do it for you.

I'm not your fucking son.
-[door slams]

[ominous music]

Doug Roach here.

You up for a little
hunting excursion?

[chuckles] Yeah, getting
the band back together.

Just like old times.

What are we gunning for?

Leaches.
And they're looking to breed.

Hello, darling.

[dramatic music]

[cell phone chimes]

[owl hoots]

Anna!

Anna!

Fuck!

Make some noise when you
do that, please.

Boo. What is going on?

It's my old man.
Bad shit is about to go down.

We need to go now.
Tonight, like now.

Alex, that's crazy.

I can't just leave,
what about my parents?

Oh, don't worry.

We'll be visiting them
soon enough.

How did you find us?

There's a tracker
on your phone, stupid.

[hisses]

Hey, get that out of her face

or I'll stick it up
your fucking ass!

Alex!

[thud]

No!

Alex!

Now look what you did.

Please, it doesn't have
to be this way.

You can just let us be.

Let you be? Why?

So your kind can pollute
the world?

[scoffs]

Not on my watch, sweetie.

We didn't start this war but
we sure as shit gonna end it.

Hold still.

I'll make this fast.

She can't be far, spread out.
Spread out.

You're all gonna die tonight.

[growling]

[screaming]

[growling]

[screaming]

Don't worry, I'll make
this fast.

[screaming]

[serene music]

Oh god, Alex.

You're like a goddamn
super hero.

Alex, your heart.

We have to get you
to a hospital.

[Alex] I don't think I can look.

The sun's coming up,
you have to go.

Shh, stop, stop, stop.

-No please, you have to go.
-Don't talk.

You'll die if I go.

You're gonna die if you stay.

Hey.

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It's even more beautiful
than I imagined.

Please, please save him!

[crying]

Alaska, okay?

I'm so there.

[Doug] Hello?

What the hell is this?

[straining grunts]

I can't move my...

Somebody better tell me what
the hell's going on around here,

and fast!

[wood creaking]

Look who's up.

Chuck, Helena.

I don't know what you think
you're doing

but you have about two seconds

to undo these chains
or I swear to god,

I will sue your asses
back to Transylvania.

[chuckles]

We're not from Transylvania,
Doug.

We're from Pennsylvania.

Oh, who...

Oh, no, no, no, no.

You gotta be shitting me!

Oh shoot.
It's another blood sucker.

There goes the neighborhood.

Son... Alex.

Undo these chains...
Please.

And infect our town?

No, no, no, no.
Not that.

Show a little mercy.

There is no mercy
for the undead.

No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!!!

[screaming]

[screaming]

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[shooting in video game]

Damn, why don't you leave
some drops for the rest of us?

We got more coming,
let's move.

Oh, nice!

Dave, Dave, Dave...

Hey, hey, hey!
Check this out.

Shit.

Sorry guys, my dad just came in
and totally broke my focus.

Hold on a sec.

Behold.

Sorry guys, I'll catch y'all
at school tomorrow.

Nice relic.

[scoffs]

Woah, is this you?

Hey, your old man had the
highest score in the southwest.

I'd have won the national
championship

if they hadn't have canceled it.

And for some reason they pulled
all the copies of the game

off the shelves and buried them
in the desert

and didn't tell anyone why.

Weird Wednesday.
Sounds dumb.

Wait, Dad.
Dad what are you doing?

You are gonna love it.

This game requires laser focus
and iron will.

It's a game that's not balanced
and not fair.

Brutal in its simplicity.

There's no way some old
8-bit clunker

is gonna be harder
than Sentinel Strike.

Ok, well you just watch.

[old video game theme]

So, what do you do?

You just gotta get across town.

That sounds terrible.

No, no, no.
That's the beauty of it.

Simplicity.

You never know what is going
to kill you.

The newspaper, the raccoon
in the trash,

the toaster oven.

It could even be the lamp.

I mean, you have no idea
what is deadly.

So how do you win?

I don't know.

I mean, no player's ever reached
the final level before.

The competition was always
high score.

Ok.

Now, just like riding a bike.

[laughing]

Ok, ok, you laugh,
but it's been 30 years

since I played this game,
remember?

It's all coming back to me,

I just need to sharpen up
a little.

Come on, let me try.

Oh! Oh, shit, this is hard.

Yeah, I told you.

Oh!

Ah, dang.

What does JEF spell?

Well, savor it while it lasts,
it's gonna be mine soon.

Did you see it?

No, what was on it?

It was like this weird little
drawing of the teacher.

Hey! You guys gotta try
this old game.

What game?
Is it any good?

No, it's the worst.

You're just this little
8-bit dude

and you have to dodge
flying toasters and stuff

but it's insanely hard.

Have you beat it yet?

Oh, it's impossible.

No one's ever made it
to the final level.

Wait, I thought you said no game
is impossible to beat?

Bet I can beat it first.

So competitive, Reina.

You know, that's why I broke up
with you, right?

Oh, you broke up with me?
I don't remember that.

I remember you crying, a lot.

Yeah.

And the flowers.
Oh, and the love song.

Look out for the shovel!

I got it, I got it!

-Oh!
-[laughing]

You're doing great.

Savor it while it lasts, Dad,

that high score is gonna be
mine soon.

No one can defeat me!

Oh, it's on.

On like Donkey Kong.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, that's the delivery guy,
I'll get it.

-Hey, Spencer.
-What's up?

Reina, it's good to see you.
Dave's down in the basement.

Hey, Mr. D.
How're you holding up?

Ah, you know.
Taking it one day at a time.

So, tell me honestly.
How's Dave doing?

You should ask him
that yourself.

Oh, I would, but he doesn't
exactly talk to me.

Maybe just give him some time.

Yeah.

Look, I'm really glad
that you guys stayed friends.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, what's up Reina?

I can't wait for you guys
to play this.

It's ridiculous.

[video game theme]

Aw!

Death by mailbox. Brutal.

Hey, good try.

I know a little trick
to get past that level.

Oh, it's ok.
You can, uh, just show me later.

Ok, um, I'll be just upstairs.

Oh, ok.
Bye, Dad.

[Reina] How do you beat that?

You'll get the hang of it.
Here.

Yes! Oh my god. Yes!

Are you ok?

Boom!
In your face!

I won. I won.

You just beat the final boss?

No, I beat you, Dad.
I beat you.

Woah, ok, woah, woah.

Son, you didn't win, you just
got the highest score.

But we still need to beat it.

Dad, it's impossible.

It literally says on the game,

"Never beaten by
a single player."

It's like a feature.

Yeah, well not yet.

This game has met its match

with this awesome
father/son duo, huh?

Um, I think I'm gonna head
to bed.

Uh...

Check this out.

I got a console and a copy
of the game off eBay.

Seller listed it crazy cheap.
And it was cursed or something.

Like, the game murdered
her kids.

-Okay.
-So many whack-jobs on there.

And look, it came
with a cheat code.

Oh, come on. You know cheater
wins don't count.

-Yeah, straight facts.
-Whatever. Oh, my gosh.

-[phone rings]
-What's up?

Nothing, just my dad.

Aren't you going to respond?

Oh! Cold!

You know, your dad's pretty
cool, for a dad.

He's not cool.
He's nice.

Still cuts the crusts off
my sandwiches.

They sound delicious.

They are, but like,
never lets me do anything.

Won't even let me take
my driver's test.

You're his baby
and he's lonely.

Lucky me.

Hey, Reina can I borrow
your system?

What? No way.
I just got it.

Plus, I need to crush
Dave's high score.

Put him in his place.

Fair and square though.
Better not use that cheat code.

Like I'd need it.

Come on, let me borrow it.

You said you had to study
tonight anyway.

One night, nerd. One.

Hey, I missed you last night.
What'd you get up to?

Just chilling at Reina's.

You two getting back together?
She's great.

No, god dad.

We were just playing
Weird Wednesday.

Are you ready to hunker down

for an all day, no-holds-barred
rematch with your old man?

I'll pass.

Hey, Dave, look.
I'll make you a deal.

Hey, you beat the game first,

I will take you
to get your license.

What's the catch?

Well, if I win first,

you have to hang out with me
every Friday night.

Deal?

Deal.

Did you use the cheat code?

There's a new character
to choose from.

I didn't do anything.
He just showed up.

Kind of looks like Spencer.

That asshole still has
my console.

Oh, well I'll text him to bring
it when he comes over.

Thanks.
What's up with this new guy?

It's like he doesn't want
to move or something.

Look at his face!
So freaked out.

Come on dude, pick up.

Yo, Spencer, where you at, man?

Gotta come out to my house and
check out this new character.

Ugh!

The freaking squirrel flew
into my face.

Let me play.

Ah! Spencer's gotta see this.

Oh god.
Every time.

It's the same thing
every time.

Cheer up, take it.

Keep going, you got it.

-Ah!
-Oh.

Ahh...

Oh man, what happened
to the new guy?

This idiot is totally
ghosting me.

Let's go get my console.

[doorbell ringing]

Dave, it's so good to see you.
Hey, Reina.

Spencer's not answering
his phone.

Have you seen him?

Uh no, we haven't seen him.
We thought he was here.

He was playing some old video
game this morning

then he walked out
and didn't come home.

He borrowed my game system
actually, can I grab it?

Come on in, yeah.

Hey, if you see Spencer,

tell him to call me right away.
Moms worry.

Sure, no problem.

Spencer's not usually so MIA.

He's probably hanging out
with Jessica

and just doesn't want
his mom to know.

Probably.

I gotta get back
to playing the game.

My dad's on some
new forest level now

I've never even
seen before.

It's probably getting close
to the final boss.

You know he just wants
to spend time with you, right?

Too much time.

If he wins, I'm stuck with him
every Friday night.

Woah.

Want some ice cream?

Damn.

Jeez.

[ominous music]

I'm gonna go get some chips.

Come on.

Fuck it.

Alright.

[ominous music]

What, what the hell?

Dave, why are you being
so weird?

Are you on drugs?
Dude, just sit down.

I can't. It's like someone's
controlling me.

No one is controlling you.

You have like, free will,
you know?

It's not funny.

It definitely is.
What's up with the screen?

This some new mode?

I put in the cheat code.

Cheater!

The eBay seller said it
was cursed, right?

You believe every dumbass
on eBay?

I do now!

You're so high.

Nobody wins this game.
Ever.

Chill.
I'll just turn off the power.

Ok.

Ah!

[gasps]

Don't ever do that again.

You're in the game!
Oh, fuck.

Dave, come back.

I can't!

Yeah.

Oh god.

I died.

I think you respawned.

What happens when
I run out of lives?

Oh god. Spencer.

He ran out of lives
and now he's dead.

Don't... run out of lives.

Reina!

Whoa!

[electrical zapping]

Do something!
I don't want to die again.

It hurts.

Wait, if you're the player,
who's playing you?

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone ringing]

Come on.

Come on, come on!

Fuck, fuck!

Argh!
Stupid knife store.

Oh god.
Oh god, oh god.

Last life. In it to win it.

♪

♪

Final boss, here I come.

What?

[dramatic music]

[banging on door]

Woah.

[screaming]

Ugh!

Ah.

[knocking]

[frantically knocking]

Thank god.

The new character's
actually Dave.

He used the cheat code,

got sucked into the video game,
and if you lose he'll die.

What?

Oh my god.

I'll unplug it.

No, trust me,
that doesn't work.

We have to win.

Okay. Let's do it.

[ominous music]

Two player?

Ok, I'm going in.

Mr. D, that's crazy.

You don't know
what's gonna happen.

Well, I know that
I have to try.

The game has never been beaten
by a single player.

But, if we work together,
we can beat it.

Hey, pal.

The game is harder
than you thought, huh?

Hell yeah.
I can move again.

Who's controlling me?

I was.
We're in two player mode now.

You ready?

Let's do this.

[dramatic music]

Come on, guys!

Is that all you got?

Eat this, ET!

Dave!!!

Dad!

Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

I'm sorry, son.
I just wanted to protect you.

I love you.

You can do this.

I love you too, Dad.

Son!

Come on!

[straining]

Hey, Dad, we win.

[electrical zaps]

Yes! [laughs]

So, what's next,
Mr. Driver's License?

Just home.
Reina's coming over.

Oh, you know what?
Why don't you go pick her up?

Do something fun.
As friends, of course.

I'll walk home.

Hey, Dad.

Uh, wanna play ball tomorrow
or something?

Yeah.
Yeah, I'd love that.

[chilling music]

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[thunder crashes]

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