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Next on "Theater Close-Up"...
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Happy birthday...
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Meet the Fishers.
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They're a family just like
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yours.
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This is nice, all of us here!
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And when they get together,
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no topic is off limits.
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Religion, God, Judaism.
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Everybody is religious now?
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So what?
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You don't believe
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in anything.
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You're a hypocrite.
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It's family drama at it's
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finest as Roundabout Theatre
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Company presents "If I Forget."
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What happens when
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the last person who remembers
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can't remember anymore?
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I don't think it warrants
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actual glasses.
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There are no abstractions
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anymore.
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And pull up your pants.
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You look like a thug.
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I am a thug.
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Support for
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"Theater Close-Up" is provided
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by...
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To state the task
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is to suggest the magnitude
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of the challenge.
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Behind the Israeli-Palestinian
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conflict lie the most profound
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questions.
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At the Western Wall
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in Jerusalem, Jewish reactions
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to the Camp David Summit
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were mostly positive.
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However, Palestinian
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response to the talks
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was not as positive...
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...stating that he doesn't see
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any benefit from...
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Great!
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Great.
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What is so great?
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Great!
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Oh, my God.
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She says it's completely
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safe.
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She feels completely safe.
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She's incorrect. I'm sorry.
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Well, because he's worried
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about you, honey.
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Is she watching the news?
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He says if you saw
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the news here --
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Tell her to turn on the news.
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No, we don't want you
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to be scared, honey.
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Of course we want her
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to be scared.
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How can she not be scared?
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The entire peace process
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collapsed three days ago.
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The peace process
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is very bad right now, honey.
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Peace process is over.
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The peace process is over.
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The entire Oslo framework
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is out the window.
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They have security 24 hours a
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day.
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They should have security.
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That's a given.
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She says the Birthright
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people, they don't
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let them visit anywhere
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that isn't 100% safe.
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Where are they going
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tomorrow?
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Well, honey, where are you
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going tomorrow?
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The Wailing Wall!
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Excuse me?
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Well, you should be excited.
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She is not doing that.
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Tell her she is not going there,
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Ellen.
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Dad is so excited
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for you to go there.
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He's jumping up and down.
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Oh, well, everyone
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wishes you were here too, honey,
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but we're so happy
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you're having such a good time.
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Don't tell her I'm happy.
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I'm very unhappy.
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Well, it does feel a little
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bit strange being here.
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It feels -- It's very quiet
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without Grandma.
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Let me talk to her.
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Do you want to say hi to Dad
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before...
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Well, just a quick...
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Can I have the phone, please?
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Okay, well, we have the
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cellphone in case anything --
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in case you need to get us for
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anything.
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You're not gonna give me the
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phone?
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Okay. Love you, too.
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Bye, sweetheart.
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She's gonna call us tomorrow
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night after they check in
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to the next hotel.
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She didn't want to talk to
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me?
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I think she heard everything
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you wanted to say, Michael.
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Good.
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And she was running out the
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door.
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Her friends were gonna leave
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without her.
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They're doing a moonlight tour
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of Jerusalem.
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Oh, perfect.
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You know, she could be
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spending this whole trip sitting
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in her hotel room by herself.
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She's going out with people.
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She's doing all the activities.
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I guess I just still don't
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really understand why we had
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to send our daughter to Israel
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in the most -- the worst time to
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be in the Middle East in the
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last 25 years.
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We didn't send our daughter
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anywhere.
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She's 19 years old.
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She can make her own decisions.
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Yeah, well, except this was a
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decis-- you did happen to
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encourage this particular
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decision.
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The doctor told us this would
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be the best thing for her,
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socialize with --
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meeting people her own age.
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That's called an internship.
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That's a summer job
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at an ice cream parlor.
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That's not a 10-day bus ride
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through a war zone.
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It's not a war zone.
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Not yet.
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You know, this means a lot
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to her to be there,
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and, frankly, I don't think
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it's the worst thing
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in the world for a teenager
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to be interested in learning
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more about her heritage.
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Okay.
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And you being the Jewish
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parent here, I would think maybe
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you might appreciate that.
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Heritage is act-- That's
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actually -- That's a very
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problematic concept, first of
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all.
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Okay, can we just...
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She's having a good time, thank
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God, so can we please just try
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to be happy that she's happy for
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a second?
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Is she sleeping?
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Is she?
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Yes, Michael, she is.
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You asked her that?
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I didn't need
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to ask her that.
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I trust her to tell us
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if there's a problem.
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So she's eating?
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She's def-- She's taking her
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medication?
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Yeah, I would've heard it in
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her voice if something was going
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on.
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Well, that hasn't --
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Historically, that hasn't always
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been the case.
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You know what?
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Right now I think you're upset
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about other things, Michael,
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okay?
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And you're putting all that
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negative energy onto Abby.
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What other things?
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Look, it's perfectly normal
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to feel like --
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I feel fine.
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I'm fine.
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It's good that we're here.
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It means a lot to your dad
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to have you.
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Did he say that?
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I could tell.
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Why don't you go spend
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some time with him
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before everyone else gets here?
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I'm only halfway
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through "The Galleys."
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It's his birthday.
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His birthday is Tuesday.
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The two of you have a lot
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to talk about.
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I have to send "The Galleys"
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back by Monday.
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I have a deadline, Ellen.
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Don't do this to me.
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Do what?
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What you always do when we're
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at your parents' house --
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lock yourself in this room,
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pretending you have work to do,
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and I'm stranded downstairs
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trying to entertain your family.
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I do not always do that.
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I have occasionally done that.
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Yeah.
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It is quiet, though, isn't it?
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I didn't notice.
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When I told Abby --
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When I said,
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"Dad wishes you were leaving
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Israel and coming home,"
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you know what she said?
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She said, "I already am home."
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Huh.
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She still hasn't called you?
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Yeah, I wish she would.
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Are you hearing this?
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It's been a year, and she can't
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pick up a telephone?
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I heard.
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Every time I talk to her,
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I say -- I must've said it
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100,000 times.
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Howard, what do I say every time
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I talk to Jennifer?
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"Call your aunt and uncle!"
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"Call Michael and Ellen.
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You live in the same city."
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We'd love to see her, show
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her the new place.
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Oh, my God.
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That's right, the new apartment!
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How is it?
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I need pictures.
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Where are my pictures?
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We can send you pictures.
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Is it safe?
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Do you feel safe?
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In Park Slope?
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I thought...
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I thought Michael said Brooklyn?
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Well, it is Brooklyn.
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It's a neighborhood in Brooklyn.
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And that's safe?
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It's very safe.
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Yeah, better value,
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too, I bet, Brooklyn, eh?
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Oh, well, Manhattan was no--
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We could never afford that.
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Oh, my God.
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I couldn't believe it when
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Michael told me you two were
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buying.
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I didn't think you'd ever buy.
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Well, it just felt like the
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right time with Michael's career
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and Abby away at school.
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Mm.
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Welcome to the wonderful
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world of homeownership.
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Well, anytime Jennifer
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would like to visit,
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we'd be thrilled to have her.
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Oh, my God.
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She's so wrapped up in herself.
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One year at Tisch,
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and she's already --
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She thinks she's Helen Hunt.
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Ah, so she's liking it?
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What's not to like?
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They play games.
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They sing songs.
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They cry.
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We're paying
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$40,000 a year
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for Montessori school.
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Well, I'm sure it's a great
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experience.
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Mm.
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What about Abby?
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And hows Middlebury?
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What a phenomenal school
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that is.
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You know, she really --
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Her classes are terrific.
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She loves her classes.
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Of course she does.
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Socially, it's still --
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I think it's been a little bit
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of an adjustment for her.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, just in terms of,
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you know, she doesn't have
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a million friends yet or --
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Oh, no!
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No, no, you know, we've been
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struggling with the same things
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with her since the third grade.
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The eating?
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She's had, yeah, issues with,
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you know, body image and --
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Eating.
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College, I think,
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has exacerbated certain things,
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being away from home
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for the first time maybe?
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Absolutely.
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That's not easy.
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She was in the hospital
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for a week in November.
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Sharon told me.
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Oh, my God.
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Awful.
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I didn't know that.
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And she's such a beautiful
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girl is the irony, isn't it?
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Well, she's doing better now.
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Second semester, much better.
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She's really started to get
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into the groove, I think,
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finally.
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Knock on wood.
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And she's gotten very involved
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with Hillel, which has been
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great.
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Fabulous.
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Great.
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Yeah, she really -- She
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started going to the Shabbat
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dinners and the holiday
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services.
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Fabulous idea.
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No, I know.
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She got very excited about
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learning more about Judaism
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and the culture and the history.
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It's been very...
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Well, I think it's been really
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great for her to find something
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that she's so passionate about.
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Aww! She's a good girl.
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How's Joey?
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Is he doing okay?
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He's doing great.
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He was suspended for two
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weeks.
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Where the hell is Michael?
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We've been sitting here for 20
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minutes.
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Oh, he's upstairs working.
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I think he's a workaholic,
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you know that?
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Oh, he's -- It's nonstop.
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It's like Howard.
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Howard's like that.
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Well, it's been a busy year.
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And Michael is teaching three
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classes in the fall, and on top
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of that, his new book is coming
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out in a few months, which is
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what's making him really --
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I mean, he's obsessing over it,
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every detail.
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I didn't know Mike
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was writing a book.
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Eh, the last time I tried
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to read something Michael wrote,
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I couldn't understand anything
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he's talking about.
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It's so convoluted,
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the way he writes.
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Well, this new book is
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actually -- It's a lot less
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academic, so we're hoping it's
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more accessible than his usual
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writing, sells more copies,
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which is, you know, any copies.
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What about your job?
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00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,900
Do you still love it?
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Love is
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a pretty strong word.
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There are times when it's --
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I mean, when you feel like
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you're really making a
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difference.
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I couldn't do what you do if
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you paid me a million dollars,
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00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:11,466
Ellen.
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Well, it's important for
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children to have advocates, even
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if it isn't always pleasant.
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I have a buddy.
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His sister was a social worker
433
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:18,333
out in Anacostia
434
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in the housing projects there.
435
00:10:20,566 --> 00:10:21,633
The things she was doing with
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those people -- I mean, heroic.
437
00:10:23,766 --> 00:10:24,733
Oh, I'm sure.
438
00:10:24,733 --> 00:10:25,333
Yeah.
439
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,166
She ended up --
440
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She killed herself, actually.
441
00:10:28,966 --> 00:10:29,800
Oh, look who's here.
442
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,900
Were you talking about me?
443
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I heard my name.
444
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:34,033
Well, you heard wrong.
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00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,466
Say hello to your Aunt Ellen.
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00:10:35,466 --> 00:10:36,100
Hi, Aunt Ellen.
447
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:36,500
Hello.
448
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,400
Hey, pull up your pants.
449
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,200
No one wants to see your
450
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underwear.
451
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,600
Can I have another iced tea?
452
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I'm thirsty.
453
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,033
All the boys at his school
454
00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:42,100
now, this is what they do.
455
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:42,800
I mean, look at this one,
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pants around his butt.
457
00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:44,566
He thinks it's attractive.
458
00:10:44,566 --> 00:10:45,633
Can I have another iced tea
459
00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:45,933
now?
460
00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:46,666
You just had one.
461
00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:47,533
I'm thirsty, though.
462
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My mouth is, like,
463
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completely dried out.
464
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:50,033
Well, you can drink water.
465
00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:50,966
You don't need more sugar.
466
00:10:50,966 --> 00:10:51,966
I don't like the water here.
467
00:10:51,966 --> 00:10:52,500
It tastes bad.
468
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,500
Grandpa doesn't have a filter.
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00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,200
Where is Grandpa?
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I thought you two were watching
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the baseball game together.
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He fell asleep.
473
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Uh-oh.
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You must've worn him out, Joey.
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Is Abby coming today?
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00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:02,533
Aww! He loves his cousin.
477
00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:03,200
Abby is actually
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00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,200
in Israel right now.
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00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:04,900
On Birthright?
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00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:05,600
Oh, you
481
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,500
know about Birthright?
482
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,433
One of my friend's cousins
483
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,000
did it.
484
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,800
Oh, great.
485
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:09,666
He got blowjobs
486
00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:10,533
from all the girls on the trip.
487
00:11:10,533 --> 00:11:11,066
Hey!
488
00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:12,100
Oh!
489
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,066
Is that how we talk?
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00:11:13,066 --> 00:11:13,933
He did, though.
491
00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:14,700
Well, we're hoping
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that Abby's trip is
493
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a little less exciting.
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00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:17,066
He doesn't know
495
00:11:17,066 --> 00:11:17,933
what he's talking about.
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00:11:17,933 --> 00:11:18,833
How much do you want to bet?
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00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:20,066
Enough.
498
00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:21,100
Howard, can I please have
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00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:21,900
another iced tea now?
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00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:22,500
I'm so thirsty.
501
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,400
What did I just say?
502
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,300
What did I just tell you?
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I'm, like, dying of thirst.
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00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,300
I'm gonna defer to Mom
505
00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:26,800
on this one.
506
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,600
This is so unfair.
507
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,500
Get out of here, Joey.
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00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,500
If you're just going to stand
509
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,233
there hawking about
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00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,100
the iced tea, goodbye.
511
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:32,833
Asshole.
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00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:33,766
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
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00:11:33,766 --> 00:11:34,866
What did you say?
514
00:11:34,866 --> 00:11:37,133
I didn't say anything.
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00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:37,966
You better start acting
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00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:39,033
like a gentleman right now.
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00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,266
I am acting like a gentleman.
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00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:40,766
Do you hear me?
519
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,666
Right now.
520
00:11:42,666 --> 00:11:43,966
I'm sorry.
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00:11:43,966 --> 00:11:44,266
Go.
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00:11:44,266 --> 00:11:45,133
Find something else to do.
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00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:46,100
I don't want to see your face.
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00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:46,866
I said I'm sorry.
525
00:11:46,866 --> 00:11:47,633
Goodbye.
526
00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:50,700
Jesus fucking Christ, Mom.
527
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:53,866
Goodbye.
528
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,133
Wow! He is so grown up.
529
00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:02,300
You're just gonna let him
530
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,366
talk to me that way?
531
00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:04,233
You dealt with it.
532
00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:05,000
You were dealing with it.
533
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:05,766
You're his father.
534
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:06,933
He needs to hear from you.
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00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:07,700
Stepfather.
536
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:08,700
Oh, oh, what was that?
537
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,566
Stepfather.
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00:12:09,566 --> 00:12:10,366
I said I'm his stepfather.
539
00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:11,100
What is the significance
540
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,000
of telling me that?
541
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,766
Mike!
542
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:13,600
Hey, I'm so sorry.
543
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,233
Mikey!
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00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:14,966
Where were you?
545
00:12:14,966 --> 00:12:16,000
We've been sitting here
546
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,633
for 45 minutes.
547
00:12:16,633 --> 00:12:17,600
Aw, I got stuck on --
548
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,433
There was a work call
549
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,333
I forgot I needed to take.
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00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,066
I thought you said
551
00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:21,000
you were coming right down?
552
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:21,966
I know.
553
00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:22,666
Hey, Mike.
554
00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:23,500
How you doing, buddy?
555
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,433
It was one of my advisees.
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00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,166
I'm sorry.
557
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:25,866
It's a Saturday.
558
00:12:25,866 --> 00:12:26,566
No, I know.
559
00:12:26,566 --> 00:12:27,566
He wanted to hash out
560
00:12:27,566 --> 00:12:29,000
the details of the conference
561
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:29,800
we're putting together
562
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,266
with the students for Nader.
563
00:12:31,266 --> 00:12:32,100
Oh, my God.
564
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:32,800
Oh, my God.
565
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,200
Don't tell me you're voting
566
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,133
for that asshole.
567
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:35,700
Michael,
568
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,066
please don't tell me that.
569
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,333
I'm the faculty advisor
570
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,100
for the group.
571
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,833
You are such a jackass.
572
00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:42,566
That is throwing your vote away.
573
00:12:42,566 --> 00:12:43,733
Do you want to Bush to win?
574
00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:44,300
Thank you!
575
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,466
That's what I keep telling him.
576
00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:46,566
And Al Gore is not throwing
577
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,466
your vote away, corporate lackey
578
00:12:48,466 --> 00:12:49,300
Al Gore?
579
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,866
I was a McCain guy so...
580
00:12:51,866 --> 00:12:52,733
Mm.
581
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:54,933
How are you going to feel
582
00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:55,733
when Bush becomes
583
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,600
the next president?
584
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,433
I am gonna feel like
585
00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:58,166
there's no difference
586
00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,066
between four years
587
00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:00,566
of Bush and four years of Gore.
588
00:13:00,566 --> 00:13:01,700
What a jackass.
589
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,500
Did you bring the plug
590
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,000
from the car?
591
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,833
The battery's running low.
592
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:04,666
Well, just turn it off.
593
00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:05,433
Is that a cellphone?
594
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:06,200
He has a cellphone now.
595
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,000
Not gonna turn it off.
596
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:07,733
What if Abby needs us?
597
00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:08,666
Well, she's not gonna call
598
00:13:08,666 --> 00:13:09,033
tonight.
599
00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:09,600
It's late there.
600
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,566
Unless there's an emergency.
601
00:13:10,566 --> 00:13:11,300
Aw, God forbid.
602
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,233
What are you, a heart
603
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:12,666
surgeon?
604
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,500
You need a cellphone?
605
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,766
It's a family phone.
606
00:13:14,766 --> 00:13:15,733
Aw, it's convenient.
607
00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:17,266
Oh, I'm dying to get one.
608
00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:18,833
You already have a car phone.
609
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:19,800
Yeah, well, this is
610
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,200
for when you're not in the car.
611
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,700
You don't need that, Howard.
612
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:23,700
Well, it's like Mike said.
613
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:24,700
It's for emergencies.
614
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,666
You don't have emergencies.
615
00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:27,833
I'm just going to go
616
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:28,533
get the plug.
617
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:29,433
Can you sit with us
618
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:33,000
for five minutes, please?
619
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:36,166
'Course.
620
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:41,833
So, tell me more about Abby.
621
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:42,666
How's her trip?
622
00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:43,566
She's having a good time?
623
00:13:43,566 --> 00:13:44,500
She's having a great time.
624
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:44,833
Yeah?
625
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:45,600
Yeah, how's the news
626
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,266
coming out of there.
627
00:13:46,266 --> 00:13:46,900
Troubling.
628
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:47,766
There's no news.
629
00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:48,666
Nothing's happening.
630
00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:49,366
It's all fine.
631
00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:50,266
The Israelis have
632
00:13:50,266 --> 00:13:51,866
the military on high alert.
633
00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:53,166
Hamas is in the streets
634
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,700
calling for a new intifada.
635
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,366
Jerusalem -- they're saying
636
00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:57,300
that was the final thing
637
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,166
for the Israelis.
638
00:13:58,166 --> 00:13:59,133
Everything else they could agree
639
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,266
on except Jerusalem.
640
00:14:00,266 --> 00:14:01,233
Well, I think there were
641
00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:02,666
actually a couple things but...
642
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:03,666
That fucker Arafat.
643
00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:05,033
Clinton gave him everything they
644
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:05,466
wanted.
645
00:14:05,466 --> 00:14:06,700
They still couldn't say yes.
646
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,633
It was a little more
647
00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:08,733
complicated than that.
648
00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:09,633
Oh, oh, I forgot.
649
00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:10,666
He loves the Arabs.
650
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:12,566
Well...
651
00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:14,266
what happened at Camp David was
652
00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:16,000
not -- It was a lot more complex
653
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,433
than what you see on CNN.
654
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:18,800
I'm sure that's true.
655
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,866
The Palestini--
656
00:14:19,866 --> 00:14:21,333
The so-called Palestinian state
657
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,600
that Clinton and Barak put
658
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,033
forward, the Israelis would've
659
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,266
continued to maintain full
660
00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:26,733
control in terms of militarily,
661
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,766
in terms of borders.
662
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:28,933
Okay, the things he says
663
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,100
sometimes, if I didn't know
664
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,466
him -- honest to god, if I heard
665
00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:32,666
him on the street, I'd think
666
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:33,600
he's an anti-Semite.
667
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,300
Honest to god.
668
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,333
I'm a Jewish Studies
669
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:35,866
professor.
670
00:14:35,866 --> 00:14:36,433
Oh, really?
671
00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:37,166
When's the last time
672
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:37,966
you were at synagogue?
673
00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:38,833
Uh, when was the last time
674
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:39,400
you went?
675
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,466
We were at Washington Hebrew
676
00:14:40,466 --> 00:14:41,066
for Yom Kippur.
677
00:14:41,066 --> 00:14:42,766
You go twice a year, Holly,
678
00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:43,500
which is two times
679
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,200
more than I go.
680
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:44,866
You're not exactly
681
00:14:44,866 --> 00:14:46,500
the rebbe here.
682
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,833
I went for Sukkoth last year,
683
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:48,800
thank you very much.
684
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,033
I'm an atheist just like you.
685
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:50,766
I'm not an atheist,
686
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:51,533
excuse me.
687
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:52,233
Do you believe in God?
688
00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:52,833
That has nothing
689
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:53,766
to do with it.
690
00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:57,533
Bombs is what scares me,
691
00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:58,566
suicide bombs,
692
00:14:58,566 --> 00:14:59,600
because these guys,
693
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,866
they'll walk into a café.
694
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:01,600
Everything's fine.
695
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,500
Everyone's eating tuna
696
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,166
sandwiches, drinking espresso,
697
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,366
chitchat, and then all of
698
00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:07,266
a sudden, you know, body parts,
699
00:15:07,266 --> 00:15:09,133
and it's just awful.
700
00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:10,733
Blood everywhere, arms --
701
00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:12,000
They find people's arms
702
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,833
or legs!
703
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,333
Two hours later, a block away,
704
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,433
they'll find a leg.
705
00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:17,033
That's what I'm -- I just --
706
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:18,033
I don't want that sort of thing
707
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:19,166
to start happening again
708
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,266
because that is just --
709
00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:22,000
You hear the screaming
710
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,500
and the bones and...
711
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,200
What the fuck
712
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,100
are you talking about?
713
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:28,600
That's what they do.
714
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,533
They blow themselves up.
715
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:30,600
Their daughter is there.
716
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,500
It's scary as hell!
717
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,566
Abby is there right now!
718
00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:33,566
I don't think anyone on
719
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,766
either side wants dead American
720
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:35,466
kids on the news.
721
00:15:35,466 --> 00:15:36,600
Let's maybe not talk about
722
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,700
dead American kids right now.
723
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:38,600
That would be nice,
724
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,166
wouldn't it?
725
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,333
By the way, where is Sharon,
726
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,066
speaking of suicide bombers.
727
00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:44,900
You're so bad.
728
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,966
She had a book sale at school.
729
00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:48,500
Hey, congratulations
730
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,333
on the book, Mike.
731
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,400
That's fantastic.
732
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,566
How about a glass of wine?
733
00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:52,333
Am I the only one
734
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,133
who wants a glass of wine?
735
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:53,933
I'm okay with coffee
736
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:54,733
for right now.
737
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:55,600
Well, that's a huge
738
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,066
accomplishment to write a book.
739
00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:57,733
Thank you.
740
00:15:57,733 --> 00:15:58,533
I always want
741
00:15:58,533 --> 00:15:59,400
a glass of wine.
742
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,433
Is that bad?
743
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:03,700
So, is this your first book?
744
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:04,533
My third book.
745
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:05,433
The others have been a lot
746
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:06,833
more specialized so...
747
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,733
Unreadable.
748
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,533
Well, I wouldn't say that.
749
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,066
I would.
750
00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:12,200
They were not intend--
751
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,733
They were written for academics,
752
00:16:13,733 --> 00:16:14,466
so they were not
753
00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:15,333
for a general audience.
754
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:15,866
Oh, yeah?
755
00:16:15,866 --> 00:16:16,733
What's this one about?
756
00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:17,800
I re-- I don't want to have
757
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,533
this conversation.
758
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:19,500
What conversation?
759
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,266
What'd I do now?
760
00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:21,466
I'm not good at the whole
761
00:16:21,466 --> 00:16:22,333
two-sentence, like, "This
762
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,066
is a book about --"
763
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:23,900
It doesn't have to be
764
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,466
two sentences.
765
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:25,333
Who said it had to be two
766
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:25,800
sentences?
767
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,666
What is he talking about?
768
00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:28,900
It's Jewish history.
769
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,000
It's about Jewish history.
770
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,700
Well, that was two sentences.
771
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:35,900
Have you read it?
772
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:36,633
He won't let me.
773
00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:37,366
I want her to see it
774
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:38,133
when it's finished.
775
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:38,900
You sent the manuscript
776
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,100
to your dad six months ago.
777
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:40,800
That was different.
778
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,666
You sent it to Dad?
779
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,433
He must've been so touched.
780
00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:44,766
Well, he never got back
781
00:16:44,766 --> 00:16:45,700
to me, so
782
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,733
I guess he wasn't that touched.
783
00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:47,700
You're kidding.
784
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,533
Has he read it?
785
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:49,766
I have no idea.
786
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:50,700
Well, have you asked him?
787
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,633
He won't ask him.
788
00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:52,433
You haven't asked him?
789
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:52,800
Ask him!
790
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,533
I sent it to him.
791
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:54,233
It's his prerogative
792
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:55,200
if he wants to talk about it.
793
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,100
I'm not going to force him
794
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:56,700
to talk about it.
795
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,666
I don't see why you can't
796
00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:58,166
just ask him.
797
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,166
Because I shouldn't have to
798
00:16:59,166 --> 00:16:59,533
ask him.
799
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:00,666
I'll ask. You want me to ask?
800
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:01,700
I really actually wish
801
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,700
that you wouldn't, Holly.
802
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:03,500
Oh, it's crazy.
803
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,033
Six months!
804
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:04,866
Michael has some
805
00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:06,433
other news, too.
806
00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:08,033
Really?
807
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:09,366
I, uh -- I've been
808
00:17:09,366 --> 00:17:11,166
recommended for tenure starting
809
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,033
in the fall.
810
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,099
I thought you
811
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,333
already had tenure.
812
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,700
No.
813
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:18,300
Well, then great!
814
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,166
What?
815
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,066
No, it's just sort
816
00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:21,733
of a bi-- It's a big deal.
817
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:22,700
It's great. I just said.
818
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,500
It's really great.
819
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,900
Yeah, most people don't --
820
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,099
It's not an easy thing
821
00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:26,833
to accomplish.
822
00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:27,466
Yeah, I'll bet.
823
00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:28,133
What are you
824
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,000
teaching next year,
825
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,466
anything I'm interested in?
826
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,700
Uh...
827
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,666
I'm teaching a grad seminar
828
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:34,500
on ethics
829
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,000
in the rabbinic literature.
830
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,600
I am teaching the freshman
831
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,433
survey course I do
832
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,466
every fall on Jews
833
00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:40,800
in Europe in the 19th century.
834
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,733
I'm already asleep.
835
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:42,400
Thank you.
836
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,800
No, I like the class you did
837
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,933
on Jews in the movies.
838
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,400
That's my kind of thing.
839
00:17:50,266 --> 00:17:52,266
Mike, I've been reading...
840
00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:53,300
Have you checked out
841
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,400
the new Reagan biography yet?
842
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,433
Ooh, I haven't.
843
00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:58,600
Well, I think you would
844
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,700
really -- I mean, the guy
845
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,866
is a sensational writer.
846
00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:01,433
Really?
847
00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:02,100
Well, see,
848
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,366
but I'm a big nonfiction guy,
849
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:04,333
so that sort of thing
850
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,966
is right up my alley anyway.
851
00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:08,033
Do you miss Mom?
852
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:08,700
Do I what?
853
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:09,900
Do you miss Mom?
854
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,500
Mikey, I miss here so much.
855
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,266
It's like -- It's like a piece
856
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,133
of my heart has been ripped out.
857
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,566
That's how it feels.
858
00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:18,133
Isn't that awful?
859
00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:19,933
I mean, I do miss her, Holly.
860
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,966
It's kind of a random thing to
861
00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:23,766
bring up out of nowhere but...
862
00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:24,533
How is that random?
863
00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:25,133
You know what?
864
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:26,066
Maybe I will have a glass of
865
00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:26,733
wine, just...
866
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,333
You sound like Jennifer.
867
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,300
Random -- everything I say
868
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:29,766
is random.
869
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:30,666
"That's so random, Mom."
870
00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:31,766
That's just a very personal
871
00:18:31,766 --> 00:18:32,700
question to throw out there
872
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,633
when we're sitting here talking
873
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:34,433
about Ronald Reagan.
874
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:35,600
Okay, what do you think about
875
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:35,866
Dad?
876
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:36,366
Be honest.
877
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,466
Wow, you just switch gears,
878
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:37,933
don't you?
879
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,266
Do you see how thin he is?
880
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:40,133
Didn't I tell you?
881
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:40,966
He looks so old.
882
00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:41,666
He is old.
883
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:42,400
How's Riesling?
884
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,166
That's all there is.
885
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:43,733
Anything.
886
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:44,700
I'll have a glass, too,
887
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:45,066
please.
888
00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:45,700
None for me.
889
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,400
I can't drink it.
890
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,033
It's too sweet.
891
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:48,300
Sharon spends all her time
892
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,366
with him, you know this?
893
00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:50,000
With Dad?
894
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:50,633
Oh, yeah.
895
00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:52,033
They go shopping together.
896
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:53,100
They go to the movies.
897
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,300
They're like BFFs, as Joey says.
898
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,766
Oh, yeah, she's constantly at
899
00:18:56,766 --> 00:18:57,600
the house, too.
900
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,466
You should see.
901
00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:00,000
The way she walks around now --
902
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,166
she picks things out.
903
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:03,000
What does that mean?
904
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,466
She says, "I'll take this.
905
00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:07,833
I'll take that.
906
00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:09,500
This is mine. I want the silver.
907
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,266
I want the crystal."
908
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:11,266
Oh, yeah, she's already gone
909
00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:12,200
through all Mom's jewelry,
910
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,000
you know this, right?
911
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:13,766
Ellen, you should be
912
00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:14,700
very concerned about this.
913
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,633
We're not getting a thing.
914
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:16,966
Oh, it's your mother, and she
915
00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:18,500
didn't like me very much either.
916
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,433
Oh, she loved you.
917
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:20,300
She didn't love you,
918
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,700
but that's not your fault.
919
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,233
Mom loved Ellen.
920
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:26,033
She was very upset
921
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:26,833
when you didn't convert.
922
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,100
I offered to convert.
923
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,100
Michael said no.
924
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,466
Why would you convert
925
00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:31,933
to a religion for a spouse
926
00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:33,800
who doesn't believe in it?
927
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,000
She puts sticky notes
928
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,133
on things -- Sharon --
929
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,600
on the bottom of furniture,
930
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,733
the backs of paintings,
931
00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:39,833
with her name on it.
932
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:40,500
Sticky notes?
933
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,866
Yeah.
934
00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:43,200
The store, though,
935
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,266
that's what she really wants.
936
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,233
Oh, she's got her eye
937
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:46,166
on that store.
938
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:46,766
Store?
939
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:47,833
Dad's store?
940
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:48,433
Oh, yeah.
941
00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,200
She made friends
942
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,033
with the family there, the
943
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:51,733
Mexican family that rents it.
944
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:52,833
She takes Dad there
945
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,900
to see them every Sunday.
946
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,266
Why would she even want it?
947
00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:57,600
I thought it was a ghetto
948
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,600
dollar store now.
949
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,766
Do you have any idea
950
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:01,900
how valuable the real estate
951
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,633
there is these days?
952
00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:03,633
We're talking mega.
953
00:20:03,633 --> 00:20:04,600
It's up-and-coming,
954
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,333
that whole area, 14th Street,
955
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,633
lots of new stuff coming in --
956
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:08,900
condos, retail.
957
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:09,700
Howard and I,
958
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,633
we actually got in touch
959
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,100
with an architect about it.
960
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:13,733
Okay.
961
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:14,733
You cannot breathe
962
00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:15,766
a word of this to Sharon.
963
00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:16,800
I will kill you if you talk
964
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,666
to Sharon about this.
965
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:18,166
I mean it.
966
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:18,866
You're talking
967
00:20:18,866 --> 00:20:20,100
to an architect about the store?
968
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,133
Did you hear what I just
969
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:21,466
said?
970
00:20:21,466 --> 00:20:22,333
I heard you. Yes.
971
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,300
We've been discussing
972
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:23,900
renovations.
973
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:24,866
The store hasn't been
974
00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:25,933
renovated in, what, like a
975
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:26,566
hundred years?
976
00:20:26,566 --> 00:20:27,833
All the systems need updating --
977
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,566
all new plumbing, electric.
978
00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:30,566
Who's gonna pay for that?
979
00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:31,766
I'm gonna pay for it.
980
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,133
Well, we are going to pay for
981
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:33,466
it.
982
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,700
Why would you do that?
983
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,500
Because it's the perfect
984
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,533
place for my business.
985
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:38,166
Howard thinks so, too.
986
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:38,833
There's a lot
987
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:39,833
of potential there.
988
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,400
What is your business?
989
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,133
What do you mean
990
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,566
what is my business?
991
00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:45,300
Interior design!
992
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,233
You do interior design?
993
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:49,133
Yes, I do interior design.
994
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:50,200
You know that.
995
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,533
I mean, I did our whole --
996
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,366
Well, I redid our entire house,
997
00:20:53,366 --> 00:20:54,600
top to bottom,
998
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,566
and I did Sharon's apartment.
999
00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:59,233
That's -- That's not really a
1000
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:00,233
business, right?
1001
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,333
That's more like a hobby.
1002
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,266
Well, because
1003
00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:04,533
I don't have an office.
1004
00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:06,600
The store would be my office.
1005
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,200
I could actually
1006
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,100
start something.
1007
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,166
She's got a terrific eye.
1008
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:09,800
Aww!
1009
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,433
Have you talked
1010
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:11,466
to Dad about this?
1011
00:21:11,466 --> 00:21:12,133
Oh, my God.
1012
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:13,266
Sharon's got him so in love
1013
00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,366
with this Mexican family.
1014
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:15,566
He's going to keep them there
1015
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,733
forever paying, like, $200 a
1016
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:17,133
month.
1017
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:18,100
Meanwhile, we could be
1018
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,366
making that store so beautiful.
1019
00:21:19,366 --> 00:21:20,366
Mikey, it makes me ill.
1020
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,600
Where is Sharon's boyfriend
1021
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,300
in all of this?
1022
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:22,966
Dumped her.
1023
00:21:22,966 --> 00:21:23,500
Oh, no.
1024
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:23,900
Oh.
1025
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:24,600
Poor Sharon.
1026
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,800
Yeah, she left the temple she
1027
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,900
joined, too -- you know that,
1028
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:27,833
right? -- the temple she
1029
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:28,933
joined joined after Mom died.
1030
00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:29,733
The Orthodox one?
1031
00:21:29,733 --> 00:21:31,100
It wasn't Orthodox.
1032
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,233
It was conservadox.
1033
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:33,666
Right.
1034
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:34,700
Yeah, she got -- She was
1035
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:35,800
very involved with the temple.
1036
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,633
Then all of a sudden,
1037
00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:37,833
she broke up with her boyfriend.
1038
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:38,733
That was it with temple.
1039
00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:39,833
She got Dad going there, too,
1040
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:40,400
all the time.
1041
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,566
I don't like her doing that.
1042
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:42,233
Mm.
1043
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,900
He got a lot out of it.
1044
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,066
He doesn't even read Hebrew.
1045
00:21:45,066 --> 00:21:46,166
Yeah, but she was gonna get
1046
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,066
him into a class there.
1047
00:21:47,066 --> 00:21:48,166
Abby wants to learn Hebrew
1048
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:48,966
when she comes home.
1049
00:21:48,966 --> 00:21:49,500
Fabulous.
1050
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,933
Why is that fabulous?
1051
00:21:50,933 --> 00:21:52,066
I don't understand this.
1052
00:21:52,066 --> 00:21:53,433
Why is everyone...
1053
00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:55,233
Why are we excited about this?
1054
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:56,133
It's wonderful.
1055
00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:56,800
It's keeping
1056
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,933
the tradition alive.
1057
00:21:57,933 --> 00:21:59,500
Which tradition exactly?
1058
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,200
Oh, my God.
1059
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,466
He has to contradict everything.
1060
00:22:01,466 --> 00:22:02,633
No, it's not her tradition.
1061
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:04,000
It's not...
1062
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,533
Our grandparents, Mom's parents,
1063
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:06,966
do you think they spoke Hebrew?
1064
00:22:06,966 --> 00:22:08,400
They didn't even go to temple.
1065
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,900
They were educated people.
1066
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:11,400
They were enlightened,
1067
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,666
cosmopolitan people.
1068
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,866
Now everyone is sudden--
1069
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:14,766
I don't know what happened.
1070
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:15,433
What happened?
1071
00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:16,533
Everybody is religious now?
1072
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:17,466
So what?
1073
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:18,600
The head of my department --
1074
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,600
This is a smart guy.
1075
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,900
This is not...
1076
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:21,900
This is a world-renowned
1077
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:22,733
scholar.
1078
00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:23,733
He grew up like us
1079
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:24,833
with the cheeseburgers
1080
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:26,000
and the sweet and sour shrimp
1081
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
and the Christmas trees.
1082
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,666
Oh, I love Christmas trees.
1083
00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:30,400
Now his whole family -- his
1084
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,233
whole family
1085
00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,400
is shomer Shabbos!
1086
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,033
They're walking to synagogue
1087
00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:35,266
on Saturday morning.
1088
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,400
Why does that upset you?
1089
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,233
Because we spent
1090
00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:38,766
the entire 20th century trying
1091
00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:40,033
to get away from all that,
1092
00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:41,500
and now you look around
1093
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,400
the Upper West Side,
1094
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,966
everybody is reading books
1095
00:22:43,966 --> 00:22:46,266
on Cabala and -- and Kosher
1096
00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:46,933
sex,
1097
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,066
whatever the hell that is.
1098
00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:50,600
It's like, "What happened
1099
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,866
to the last hundred years?"
1100
00:22:51,866 --> 00:22:52,733
Didn't we already have
1101
00:22:52,733 --> 00:22:54,133
this conversation?
1102
00:22:54,133 --> 00:22:55,600
Didn't we decide we were done
1103
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,266
with, you know,
1104
00:22:56,266 --> 00:22:57,466
spirits in the sky?
1105
00:22:57,466 --> 00:22:58,200
I think you could be
1106
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,200
a little more tolerant
1107
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,633
of other people's beliefs.
1108
00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:02,866
I know what he's saying.
1109
00:23:02,866 --> 00:23:03,933
I understand what
1110
00:23:03,933 --> 00:23:04,666
you mean, Mike.
1111
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:05,933
No, you don't.
1112
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,533
The pendulum swings
1113
00:23:08,533 --> 00:23:09,433
in one direction, and then
1114
00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:10,466
it swings back the other way.
1115
00:23:10,466 --> 00:23:11,466
The parents are religious, so
1116
00:23:11,466 --> 00:23:12,800
the kids rebel by giving it up,
1117
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,700
and then their kids rebel
1118
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,500
by going back to it.
1119
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,533
So history is just
1120
00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:16,833
an endless repetition
1121
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,100
of the same back-and-forth?
1122
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,066
The families I work with,
1123
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:19,866
I see it every day,
1124
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,033
the same patterns
1125
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,000
repeating themselves.
1126
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,666
So how does
1127
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:23,666
anything new happen?
1128
00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:24,933
How does anything change?
1129
00:23:24,933 --> 00:23:26,133
Maybe it doesn't.
1130
00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:27,133
He doesn't believe
1131
00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:27,800
in tradition.
1132
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,600
Ellen, you're
1133
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,433
talking to the wrong person.
1134
00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:30,400
I do believe in tradition.
1135
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,366
I just don't believe that
1136
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:33,566
religion, organized religion,
1137
00:23:33,566 --> 00:23:34,333
is necessarily
1138
00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:35,433
a part of that tradition.
1139
00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:36,200
Of course you don't.
1140
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,033
No.
1141
00:23:37,033 --> 00:23:38,400
A hundred years ago, Jews were
1142
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,500
part of every single radical
1143
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,033
secular political movement
1144
00:23:42,033 --> 00:23:43,300
in Europe.
1145
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:44,366
The Zionists,
1146
00:23:44,366 --> 00:23:45,600
they hated religion.
1147
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,800
They hated the rabbis
1148
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,533
more than the communists did.
1149
00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:50,233
The point was to change
1150
00:23:50,233 --> 00:23:52,466
this world, to make a world
1151
00:23:52,466 --> 00:23:54,000
where Jews wouldn't even exist.
1152
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,866
There would just be one single
1153
00:23:55,866 --> 00:23:58,533
international human brotherhood.
1154
00:23:58,533 --> 00:23:59,566
And then at a certain point,
1155
00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:00,833
we just...
1156
00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:01,733
We gave up.
1157
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,333
We gave up on politics
1158
00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:04,933
and social justice
1159
00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:06,266
because...
1160
00:24:06,266 --> 00:24:07,100
I don't know why.
1161
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,133
Because it was difficult?
1162
00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:09,233
Because it didn't always work?
1163
00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:11,200
So now we're running back into
1164
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,966
the arms of the most irrational,
1165
00:24:13,966 --> 00:24:16,166
the most superstitious,
1166
00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:18,066
reactionary forces.
1167
00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:19,533
We're running as fast as we can
1168
00:24:19,533 --> 00:24:21,266
back into the Dark Ages,
1169
00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:22,500
back behind our borders
1170
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,600
and our fences and our walls --
1171
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,600
willingly, by choice,
1172
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,833
with eyes wide open.
1173
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,566
So, no, I'm sorry, I don't see
1174
00:24:29,566 --> 00:24:31,700
that as "keeping the tradition
1175
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:32,800
alive!"
1176
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,800
Abby learning Hebrew?
1177
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:39,533
That's not our tradition.
1178
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:43,133
That's not my tradition.
1179
00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:44,366
We sure there's just
1180
00:24:44,366 --> 00:24:46,833
the Riesling?
1181
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:21,266
Oh! This one is my favorite.
1182
00:25:21,266 --> 00:25:22,766
Read this one.
1183
00:25:22,766 --> 00:25:24,500
I love this one.
1184
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,200
"Dear Mommy,
1185
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,600
I'm sorry I did a bad to you."
1186
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,366
I love that.
1187
00:25:30,933 --> 00:25:33,900
"I wish you were not so mad
1188
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,600
at me now.
1189
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,766
Love, Mikey."
1190
00:25:36,766 --> 00:25:37,766
I mean, is that not --
1191
00:25:37,766 --> 00:25:39,466
How adorable were you?
1192
00:25:39,466 --> 00:25:40,400
Did a bad?
1193
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,800
I don't find this adorable.
1194
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,300
I find this troubling.
1195
00:25:44,533 --> 00:25:45,866
Oh, I love it.
1196
00:25:45,866 --> 00:25:46,466
I should show this
1197
00:25:46,466 --> 00:25:47,333
to a therapist.
1198
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:50,066
This is, like, the smoking gun.
1199
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,100
A lot of these are like that,
1200
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:54,000
apologies.
1201
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,333
Oh, I remember
1202
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:56,900
just constantly apologizing
1203
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:57,666
as a child.
1204
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:58,766
Mom used to say --
1205
00:25:58,766 --> 00:25:59,733
Do you remember?
1206
00:25:59,733 --> 00:26:00,900
"I can forgive,
1207
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:02,133
but I can't forget."
1208
00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:03,133
Do you remember that?
1209
00:26:03,133 --> 00:26:03,933
Of course.
1210
00:26:03,933 --> 00:26:04,700
You can't say things
1211
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,000
like that to a 5-year-old.
1212
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,466
Well, you can, actually.
1213
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,200
You just -- You shouldn't.
1214
00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:12,133
I'm grateful, though,
1215
00:26:12,133 --> 00:26:12,933
you know,
1216
00:26:12,933 --> 00:26:14,033
that she was tough on us.
1217
00:26:14,033 --> 00:26:15,600
Ugh, these kids I teach,
1218
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,900
you should see the parents just
1219
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,533
terrified of their own children,
1220
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:19,400
tiptoeing around them.
1221
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,233
What do you think
1222
00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:21,200
they're like in New York?
1223
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,066
Ugh.
1224
00:26:22,066 --> 00:26:23,200
There are pictures, too.
1225
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,133
See?
1226
00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:28,666
Tons of old pictures.
1227
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,733
Dad behind the cash register.
1228
00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:35,500
That is probably
1229
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,466
the only time in his life.
1230
00:26:36,466 --> 00:26:37,333
I know.
1231
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:38,233
I can't believe Mom let him
1232
00:26:38,233 --> 00:26:39,000
stand there long enough
1233
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,066
to have his picture taken.
1234
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:41,700
Oh, look at the fear
1235
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:42,633
in his eyes.
1236
00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:45,033
She could be sweet,
1237
00:26:45,033 --> 00:26:47,066
though...Mom.
1238
00:26:47,066 --> 00:26:48,166
Well, when she was happy
1239
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:49,466
with you, there was nothing like
1240
00:26:49,466 --> 00:26:49,800
that.
1241
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,233
It was like the clouds parting
1242
00:26:52,233 --> 00:26:53,933
and choruses of angels.
1243
00:26:53,933 --> 00:26:56,733
I e-mailed you last week.
1244
00:26:56,733 --> 00:26:57,733
I don't know if you got it.
1245
00:26:57,733 --> 00:26:58,433
No, I did.
1246
00:26:58,433 --> 00:26:59,133
I'm sorry.
1247
00:26:59,133 --> 00:26:59,933
I've been swamped.
1248
00:26:59,933 --> 00:27:00,966
I keep calling you.
1249
00:27:00,966 --> 00:27:01,900
I don't hear back.
1250
00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:03,033
I've just been really crazy
1251
00:27:03,033 --> 00:27:03,866
with work
1252
00:27:03,866 --> 00:27:04,933
and moving into the new place.
1253
00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:05,766
I just never know.
1254
00:27:05,766 --> 00:27:06,700
Are you getting the messages,
1255
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:07,500
or am I --
1256
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,633
Did I call the wrong number?
1257
00:27:08,633 --> 00:27:10,133
I'm sorry.
1258
00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:10,966
Well, I was just trying
1259
00:27:10,966 --> 00:27:11,766
to see if you wanted to visit
1260
00:27:11,766 --> 00:27:12,900
the store tomorrow,
1261
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,066
you and Ellen?
1262
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:14,933
I thought it might be fun
1263
00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:15,866
if we all went.
1264
00:27:15,866 --> 00:27:16,633
You know, I'd love to introduce
1265
00:27:16,633 --> 00:27:17,633
you to the Jimenez family.
1266
00:27:17,633 --> 00:27:18,866
Yeah, maybe.
1267
00:27:18,866 --> 00:27:20,366
I don't know what time
1268
00:27:20,366 --> 00:27:21,533
we have to head back to the city
1269
00:27:21,533 --> 00:27:22,733
is the only problem.
1270
00:27:22,733 --> 00:27:23,733
We've become very close
1271
00:27:23,733 --> 00:27:25,533
with them, Dad especially.
1272
00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:26,633
Oh, they love Dad.
1273
00:27:26,633 --> 00:27:27,666
It's adorable.
1274
00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,066
They think he's, like, a legend.
1275
00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:31,066
That's sweet.
1276
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,566
I think they saved his life.
1277
00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:36,933
Honestly, he was not...
1278
00:27:36,933 --> 00:27:38,033
I could barely get him to leave
1279
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,533
the house after Mom died.
1280
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:41,433
So finally one day,
1281
00:27:41,433 --> 00:27:42,366
I decided,
1282
00:27:42,366 --> 00:27:43,700
"I'm taking him to the store.
1283
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,266
He hasn't been there
1284
00:27:44,266 --> 00:27:45,133
in 10 years.
1285
00:27:45,133 --> 00:27:46,000
He just collects the rent checks
1286
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:46,633
in the mail.
1287
00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:47,466
He should see it.
1288
00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:48,700
He should meet his tenant."
1289
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:49,833
He'd never even met them.
1290
00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:50,366
Right.
1291
00:27:50,366 --> 00:27:51,133
He and Rod,
1292
00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:52,300
they hit it off right away,
1293
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:54,000
talking about the Orioles
1294
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,866
and the neighborhood.
1295
00:27:54,866 --> 00:27:55,900
Rod?
1296
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:57,300
Rodrigo.
1297
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:57,966
He's the one that --
1298
00:27:57,966 --> 00:27:59,066
It's his store.
1299
00:27:59,066 --> 00:28:00,533
Well, he runs it with his son,
1300
00:28:00,533 --> 00:28:01,500
Eduardo.
1301
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,800
You would love it.
1302
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,200
Being there, you walk in,
1303
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,333
and it's just...
1304
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:06,533
You can feel it.
1305
00:28:06,533 --> 00:28:07,766
It's all that history.
1306
00:28:07,766 --> 00:28:08,566
I thought it was
1307
00:28:08,566 --> 00:28:10,066
a bargain store now?
1308
00:28:10,066 --> 00:28:11,000
Well, but I mean so much
1309
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,033
of it is still there, though --
1310
00:28:12,033 --> 00:28:13,600
I mean, the old moldings
1311
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,700
and the tint ceiling,
1312
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:15,566
and in the back, it's like
1313
00:28:15,566 --> 00:28:17,000
it's frozen in time.
1314
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,033
There's an old framed picture
1315
00:28:18,033 --> 00:28:18,900
of Kennedy hanging up.
1316
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:20,033
Yeah, I tend not to connect
1317
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,933
very much with places --
1318
00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:24,100
old houses, old buildings.
1319
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:24,833
Some places, though,
1320
00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:25,800
you can feel it,
1321
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,233
like a spark of something.
1322
00:28:27,233 --> 00:28:28,433
Yeah, never really found
1323
00:28:28,433 --> 00:28:30,466
that to be true.
1324
00:28:30,466 --> 00:28:32,633
Well, I won't beg you,
1325
00:28:32,633 --> 00:28:34,200
but I think you would love it.
1326
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,433
I think you would really get
1327
00:28:35,433 --> 00:28:36,233
a lot out of it.
1328
00:28:36,233 --> 00:28:37,933
Maybe.
1329
00:28:36,933 --> 00:28:40,733
Oh.
1330
00:28:40,733 --> 00:28:42,666
Did Holly tell you about
1331
00:28:42,666 --> 00:28:44,100
Jonathan?
1332
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:45,533
Jonathan?
1333
00:28:45,533 --> 00:28:46,700
Jonathan.
1334
00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:47,666
We dated for a year!
1335
00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:48,266
Oh, yes!
1336
00:28:48,266 --> 00:28:49,066
Over a year.
1337
00:28:49,066 --> 00:28:49,866
She did, yes.
1338
00:28:49,866 --> 00:28:52,633
I was sorry to hear about that.
1339
00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:54,266
Well, I hope you know
1340
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,600
that it wasn't your fault.
1341
00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:00,300
I don't know if Holly told you
1342
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:02,300
that it was, but it wasn't.
1343
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:04,366
And why would it be my fault?
1344
00:29:04,366 --> 00:29:06,833
Um, for calling him a Nazi
1345
00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:08,100
at the funeral.
1346
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,100
I called him a Nazi?
1347
00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:09,433
Yes.
1348
00:29:09,433 --> 00:29:10,433
Michael, you said -- you were
1349
00:29:10,433 --> 00:29:11,333
talking to him, and he was
1350
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,333
telling you about his job in
1351
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,500
marketing, and you went on an --
1352
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,366
ugh -- 20 minutes, just on and
1353
00:29:17,366 --> 00:29:19,200
on about Hitler and the media
1354
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,133
and complicity -- how he needed
1355
00:29:21,133 --> 00:29:22,800
to think about complicity.
1356
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,933
And that's why you broke up?
1357
00:29:23,933 --> 00:29:25,066
No, I'm saying that's not why
1358
00:29:25,066 --> 00:29:26,133
we broke up if you thought it
1359
00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:28,166
was.
1360
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,166
I would never have
1361
00:29:29,166 --> 00:29:30,500
thought that.
1362
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:31,600
He was very upset by that
1363
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,500
conversation.
1364
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,666
It rattled him.
1365
00:29:33,666 --> 00:29:34,933
To be called a Nazi, it
1366
00:29:34,933 --> 00:29:36,466
really -- that really got to
1367
00:29:36,466 --> 00:29:36,866
him.
1368
00:29:36,866 --> 00:29:38,100
He started questioning
1369
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:39,466
everything -- his career,
1370
00:29:39,466 --> 00:29:41,600
our relationship, his faith.
1371
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,933
I don't even remember
1372
00:29:42,933 --> 00:29:44,566
the conversation.
1373
00:29:44,566 --> 00:29:47,300
He slept with our cantor.
1374
00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:48,333
That's why we broke up.
1375
00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:49,166
You're kidding.
1376
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:50,200
Please don't tell this
1377
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,600
to Holly.
1378
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,666
I know you and Holly,
1379
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,600
you repeat everything I say.
1380
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,100
What?
1381
00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:55,933
Oh, come on, Michael.
1382
00:29:55,933 --> 00:29:56,900
I know how you -- It's fine.
1383
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:57,600
Well, then don't
1384
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,100
tell me that.
1385
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:58,600
I get it.
1386
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,233
You know what?
1387
00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:00,033
If you don't trust me,
1388
00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:01,066
why would you tell me something
1389
00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:01,500
like that?
1390
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,200
I do trust you.
1391
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,166
I just -- I don't want you
1392
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:03,733
to tell Holly.
1393
00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:04,700
I won't tell Holly.
1394
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:06,033
She lords things over you.
1395
00:30:06,033 --> 00:30:06,800
She loves that.
1396
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,100
So, tell me what happened
1397
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:08,533
with...
1398
00:30:08,533 --> 00:30:09,166
Jonathan.
1399
00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:10,566
Jonathan.
1400
00:30:10,566 --> 00:30:12,866
What happened with Jonathan?
1401
00:30:12,866 --> 00:30:14,066
Ugh.
1402
00:30:14,066 --> 00:30:16,500
Well, Jonathan and the cantor,
1403
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,500
they're both obsessed
1404
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,166
with Bruce Springsteen,
1405
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,600
so that was...
1406
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,200
They were always --
1407
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,066
After services,
1408
00:30:23,066 --> 00:30:24,566
they were always finding a table
1409
00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:25,866
together at the Oneg
1410
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,633
to talk about "The Boss"
1411
00:30:27,633 --> 00:30:29,600
and how much they love The Boss,
1412
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,300
what a great boss The Boss was.
1413
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:32,533
And then fast-forward
1414
00:30:32,533 --> 00:30:33,433
to two months ago,
1415
00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:35,600
and I walk into my apartment,
1416
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,466
and there they are on my bed.
1417
00:30:37,466 --> 00:30:38,133
Jesus.
1418
00:30:38,133 --> 00:30:39,866
Yeah, oral sex
1419
00:30:39,866 --> 00:30:41,566
at the same time,
1420
00:30:41,566 --> 00:30:43,733
69, just on my bed.
1421
00:30:43,733 --> 00:30:44,933
That's probably more
1422
00:30:44,933 --> 00:30:46,366
than I needed to know but...
1423
00:30:48,733 --> 00:30:50,100
And this is the kicker.
1424
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,000
Do you know what he said?
1425
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,666
I really don't.
1426
00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:53,833
"It's not what it looks
1427
00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:54,266
like."
1428
00:30:59,966 --> 00:31:00,800
Do you like that?
1429
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,300
69 on my brand-new
1430
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,533
duvet cover -- $400.
1431
00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:05,666
Now, I'm going to have to get it
1432
00:31:05,666 --> 00:31:06,733
dry-cleaned, and it's going to
1433
00:31:06,733 --> 00:31:07,433
cost me $75, and,
1434
00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:08,500
"It's not what it looks like"?
1435
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,000
I mean...
1436
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,300
Can you even?
1437
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,966
Was she a good cantor?
1438
00:31:17,966 --> 00:31:21,166
She wasn't great, frankly.
1439
00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,900
She was very nasal.
1440
00:31:26,266 --> 00:31:28,033
I told you he was a Nazi.
1441
00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:28,966
Oh, stop.
1442
00:31:28,966 --> 00:31:30,500
I did.
1443
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,366
Stop it.
1444
00:31:31,366 --> 00:31:35,233
I warned you.
1445
00:31:32,366 --> 00:31:37,866
Ugh. I should've listened.
1446
00:31:37,866 --> 00:31:38,933
You can do so much better
1447
00:31:38,933 --> 00:31:41,066
than that guy, "Shar."
1448
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,466
I've gotten fat.
1449
00:31:42,466 --> 00:31:43,533
What are you talking about?
1450
00:31:43,533 --> 00:31:44,166
Ugh.
1451
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:45,000
Pbht!
1452
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,566
I have.
1453
00:31:45,566 --> 00:31:46,800
You're like emaciated.
1454
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,033
Well, thank you but...
1455
00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:49,633
It's not a compliment but...
1456
00:31:51,233 --> 00:31:52,300
You look great.
1457
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,900
I stopped working out.
1458
00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:55,133
Oh. I can't tell.
1459
00:31:55,133 --> 00:31:57,100
I got one of those rollers
1460
00:31:57,100 --> 00:31:59,333
from TV, the Ab Roller.
1461
00:32:00,766 --> 00:32:01,966
Does it work?
1462
00:32:01,966 --> 00:32:02,700
I don't know.
1463
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:04,500
I haven't opened it.
1464
00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:09,566
I never come in this room
1465
00:32:09,566 --> 00:32:11,700
anymore.
1466
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:14,033
Whenever I'm at the house, just
1467
00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:16,966
too many memories, you know?
1468
00:32:16,966 --> 00:32:17,966
Mom...
1469
00:32:17,966 --> 00:32:19,800
It reminds me of being 14
1470
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,300
and smoking pot out the window.
1471
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:25,100
You know, the hospice people,
1472
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:25,766
they were going to set it
1473
00:32:25,766 --> 00:32:26,766
all up in her room.
1474
00:32:26,766 --> 00:32:27,800
They just assumed,
1475
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,233
but she wanted to be here,
1476
00:32:31,233 --> 00:32:33,366
in "Mikey's room."
1477
00:32:33,366 --> 00:32:36,566
No surprise.
1478
00:32:36,566 --> 00:32:37,366
Well, listen,
1479
00:32:37,366 --> 00:32:38,366
if you want help getting rid
1480
00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:39,333
of some of this stuff...
1481
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:40,166
We've already gotten rid
1482
00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:40,866
of most of it --
1483
00:32:40,866 --> 00:32:42,200
all the rental stuff,
1484
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,700
the hospital bed.
1485
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:44,933
You've still got her clothes
1486
00:32:44,933 --> 00:32:45,666
in the dresser.
1487
00:32:45,666 --> 00:32:46,266
I'm not throwing
1488
00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:48,300
out her clothes.
1489
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,166
I'm not ready to do that.
1490
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,633
What about the wheelchair?
1491
00:32:51,633 --> 00:32:53,100
Do you need a wheelchair?
1492
00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:54,233
Do you need her prescriptions?
1493
00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:56,866
I'm not ready.
1494
00:32:56,866 --> 00:32:57,600
I like knowing
1495
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,166
that it's all here.
1496
00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:01,066
It feels like it's all just
1497
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:01,666
sitting here,
1498
00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:04,333
waiting for her to come back...
1499
00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:06,000
like she just went downstairs
1500
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,766
to make herself a cup of tea.
1501
00:33:08,766 --> 00:33:09,633
I don't remember Mom
1502
00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:11,800
ever drinking tea.
1503
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,700
Well, with the chemo,
1504
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,066
it's all she could keep down,
1505
00:33:14,066 --> 00:33:16,166
just peppermint tea
1506
00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:18,466
and Lorna Doones.
1507
00:33:18,466 --> 00:33:19,433
You were lucky.
1508
00:33:19,433 --> 00:33:21,300
You missed a lot of that.
1509
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:22,400
I was working.
1510
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,066
I know.
1511
00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:25,000
I'm not good in that sort...
1512
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,666
I didn't want
1513
00:33:25,666 --> 00:33:26,633
to see her like that.
1514
00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:27,800
No one wanted to see her
1515
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,366
like that.
1516
00:33:28,366 --> 00:33:29,266
We still did, though.
1517
00:33:29,266 --> 00:33:29,900
Okay.
1518
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:30,533
She understood.
1519
00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:32,500
She really...
1520
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,466
I mean, you know Mom.
1521
00:33:34,466 --> 00:33:38,666
Her son could do no wrong.
1522
00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:39,600
Dad looks good.
1523
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,600
Doesn't he?
1524
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,133
Holly thinks he looks thin.
1525
00:33:42,133 --> 00:33:43,466
She is so full of shit!
1526
00:33:43,466 --> 00:33:45,000
You know, he's put on 10 pounds
1527
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,100
since last year.
1528
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:47,233
He was like a skeleton
1529
00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,200
when Mom died, and he
1530
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,233
practically killed himself
1531
00:33:49,233 --> 00:33:50,700
trying to take care of her.
1532
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:51,500
Those last few weeks,
1533
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,700
he barely left the room.
1534
00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:53,733
He wouldn't sleep.
1535
00:33:53,733 --> 00:33:54,366
He wouldn't eat.
1536
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,366
Probably the only time in
1537
00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:56,333
their marriage they got along.
1538
00:33:56,333 --> 00:33:58,166
Oh. Don't say that.
1539
00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:58,900
It's true.
1540
00:33:58,900 --> 00:33:59,733
Now, he goes
1541
00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:01,300
to that McDonald's drive-through
1542
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,533
in Bethesda all the time.
1543
00:34:02,533 --> 00:34:03,933
Ugh, I can't get him to stop.
1544
00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:06,300
He's still driving?
1545
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:07,200
His eyesight has
1546
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,566
gotten terrible.
1547
00:34:08,566 --> 00:34:09,666
Ugh.
1548
00:34:09,666 --> 00:34:11,166
He sees double.
1549
00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:12,733
That's not ideal, Sharon.
1550
00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:13,766
I would really --
1551
00:34:13,766 --> 00:34:14,500
I would love for you
1552
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,600
to talk to him, Michael.
1553
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,566
Just whenever I try to talk
1554
00:34:16,566 --> 00:34:17,433
to him about things like that,
1555
00:34:17,433 --> 00:34:18,066
he shuts down.
1556
00:34:18,066 --> 00:34:19,199
Well, if he's not listening
1557
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:20,233
to you, why would he listen to
1558
00:34:20,233 --> 00:34:20,633
me?
1559
00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:21,766
He respects you.
1560
00:34:21,766 --> 00:34:22,733
He...
1561
00:34:22,733 --> 00:34:24,066
Not sure that's true, actually.
1562
00:34:24,066 --> 00:34:25,833
Oh, come on.
1563
00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:27,400
I sent him the manuscript
1564
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,033
of my book six months ago,
1565
00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:32,466
and he never responded.
1566
00:34:32,466 --> 00:34:34,166
I know.
1567
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,233
He told you?
1568
00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:37,333
What did he say?
1569
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,199
You know what?
1570
00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:39,133
You should ask him.
1571
00:34:39,133 --> 00:34:40,033
It's not my place.
1572
00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:42,233
What did he say, Sharon?
1573
00:34:42,233 --> 00:34:44,333
He was hurt.
1574
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:47,699
He found it very hurtful.
1575
00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:48,666
He found it hurtful?
1576
00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:50,199
It's inflammatory, Michael.
1577
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:51,166
A lot of what you've written,
1578
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:52,066
it's very inflammatory.
1579
00:34:52,066 --> 00:34:52,699
He told you
1580
00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:53,500
it was inflammatory?
1581
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,400
He told me that, and
1582
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,533
then when I read it, I agreed.
1583
00:34:55,533 --> 00:34:56,199
You read it?
1584
00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:56,966
He gave it to me
1585
00:34:56,966 --> 00:34:59,100
to see what I thought.
1586
00:34:59,100 --> 00:34:59,733
Uh-huh.
1587
00:34:59,733 --> 00:35:00,333
Look.
1588
00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:01,166
I am your biggest fan.
1589
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:02,466
You know that, but I w--
1590
00:35:02,466 --> 00:35:03,933
Honestly, if you want me
1591
00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:05,566
to be honest with you, it...
1592
00:35:05,566 --> 00:35:07,566
I mean, it's offensive, Michael.
1593
00:35:07,566 --> 00:35:08,366
You were offended?
1594
00:35:08,366 --> 00:35:09,300
Yes.
1595
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,166
How were you offended?
1596
00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:11,433
Uh, Jews run the government?
1597
00:35:11,433 --> 00:35:12,433
Where did I say that?
1598
00:35:12,433 --> 00:35:13,366
Jews run the media.
1599
00:35:13,366 --> 00:35:14,566
The Holocaust is about making
1600
00:35:14,566 --> 00:35:14,933
money.
1601
00:35:14,933 --> 00:35:15,333
Oh.
1602
00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:16,200
Jews making money
1603
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,100
off of the Holocaust!
1604
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:18,300
That's an incredibly facile
1605
00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:19,266
reading of an actually
1606
00:35:19,266 --> 00:35:20,366
quite complicated argument.
1607
00:35:20,366 --> 00:35:21,500
What did you think was going
1608
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:21,966
to happen?
1609
00:35:21,966 --> 00:35:23,133
You thought Dad was going to --
1610
00:35:23,133 --> 00:35:24,300
what, he would really respond to
1611
00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:25,000
a book like that?
1612
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:25,566
You knew that
1613
00:35:25,566 --> 00:35:26,333
it would upset him.
1614
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,366
It's a very personal book
1615
00:35:27,366 --> 00:35:27,733
for me.
1616
00:35:27,733 --> 00:35:28,366
I thought maybe
1617
00:35:28,366 --> 00:35:29,333
he would appreciate that.
1618
00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:30,900
Well, it felt like an attack,
1619
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:31,966
like a personal attack.
1620
00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:32,566
On Dad?
1621
00:35:32,566 --> 00:35:34,266
On Dad, on our family.
1622
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,333
How is it an attack
1623
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:36,733
on our family?
1624
00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:38,533
Obviously, you hate
1625
00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:39,500
where you come from.
1626
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,233
Ugh.
1627
00:35:40,233 --> 00:35:41,166
You hate the culture
1628
00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:41,933
that you come from.
1629
00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:42,733
That's not true.
1630
00:35:42,733 --> 00:35:43,900
Well, I gave it to my rabbi.
1631
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,600
You gave it to your rabbi?!
1632
00:35:46,433 --> 00:35:47,233
I have a very close
1633
00:35:47,233 --> 00:35:49,433
relationship with my rabbi.
1634
00:35:49,433 --> 00:35:50,333
This is the rabbi from
1635
00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:51,700
the synagogue with the cantor,
1636
00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,533
with the 69'ing cantor?
1637
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,666
He was as upset about it as I
1638
00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:56,266
was, okay?
1639
00:35:56,266 --> 00:35:57,300
He tried to fire her,
1640
00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:58,533
and then the board -- Ugh.
1641
00:35:58,533 --> 00:35:59,533
She did a whole song
1642
00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:00,766
and dance for the board.
1643
00:36:00,766 --> 00:36:02,400
So, what did your
1644
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,066
rabbi say about my book?
1645
00:36:04,066 --> 00:36:05,333
I'm sure he had a wonderfully
1646
00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:06,466
sage response.
1647
00:36:06,466 --> 00:36:08,400
Well, he said in the
1648
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,166
Talmud, they talk --
1649
00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:11,200
If you slander your fellow
1650
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,966
Jew, that's the most...
1651
00:36:12,966 --> 00:36:14,233
That's an unforgivable crime,
1652
00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:15,166
Michael.
1653
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:16,433
That's one of the worst crimes
1654
00:36:16,433 --> 00:36:16,933
that there is.
1655
00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:17,366
Okay.
1656
00:36:17,366 --> 00:36:18,266
I'm just telling you
1657
00:36:18,266 --> 00:36:18,833
what he said.
1658
00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:19,900
That -- Just so you know,
1659
00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:20,933
Sharon, that was completely
1660
00:36:20,933 --> 00:36:22,133
inappropriate of you to do that.
1661
00:36:22,133 --> 00:36:22,900
To do what?
1662
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:24,033
That is an unpubli--
1663
00:36:24,033 --> 00:36:26,000
That is a manuscript of a book,
1664
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,800
my book, which I sent to Dad,
1665
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,300
not to you and certainly
1666
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:30,533
not to your asshole rabbi.
1667
00:36:30,533 --> 00:36:31,300
Okay.
1668
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:32,366
That is not fair, Michael.
1669
00:36:32,366 --> 00:36:33,866
Abby told me about the petition
1670
00:36:33,866 --> 00:36:35,366
against you.
1671
00:36:35,366 --> 00:36:36,433
So, obviously,
1672
00:36:36,433 --> 00:36:37,266
he's not the only one
1673
00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:40,366
who felt that way.
1674
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:42,433
When did you talk to Abby?
1675
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:43,466
Abby and I talk almost
1676
00:36:43,466 --> 00:36:44,966
every day.
1677
00:36:44,966 --> 00:36:47,166
Since when?
1678
00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:48,166
She started calling me
1679
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:50,833
when she was in the hospital.
1680
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:51,466
Abby called you
1681
00:36:51,466 --> 00:36:52,866
from the hospital?
1682
00:36:52,866 --> 00:36:53,966
She wanted advice,
1683
00:36:53,966 --> 00:36:55,300
and I guess she felt like
1684
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,566
I was the easiest person for her
1685
00:36:56,566 --> 00:36:58,033
to talk to
1686
00:36:58,033 --> 00:36:59,133
about the sort of things
1687
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,966
that she was thinking about.
1688
00:37:00,966 --> 00:37:01,633
And what was
1689
00:37:01,633 --> 00:37:02,500
she thinking about?
1690
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,966
Life, everything -- religion,
1691
00:37:04,966 --> 00:37:05,766
God, Judaism.
1692
00:37:05,766 --> 00:37:07,300
So you've been encouraging
1693
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:07,733
that?
1694
00:37:07,733 --> 00:37:09,333
Why wouldn't I encourage it?
1695
00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:10,500
Because her paren--
1696
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,166
You're not her parents, Sharon,
1697
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:13,233
and her parents don't approve
1698
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,266
of those kinds of values.
1699
00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,533
Actually, Ellen has been very
1700
00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:16,100
supportive.
1701
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,133
I'm not sure why you're so
1702
00:37:17,133 --> 00:37:17,700
against it.
1703
00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:18,833
Because I raised her as a
1704
00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:21,400
sec-- to be a secular person,
1705
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,400
a rational person.
1706
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,100
It has been
1707
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:23,966
very healing for her.
1708
00:37:23,966 --> 00:37:26,400
She was almost...
1709
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,033
I mean, in November...
1710
00:37:29,033 --> 00:37:29,766
What did she tell you
1711
00:37:29,766 --> 00:37:31,900
about the petition?
1712
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:32,766
She told me that people
1713
00:37:32,766 --> 00:37:33,366
read your book...
1714
00:37:33,366 --> 00:37:34,333
That's not true, actually.
1715
00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:35,133
...and they started a
1716
00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:36,000
petition to get you fired.
1717
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,900
My book doesn't come out
1718
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:37,600
until October.
1719
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,933
The only people that have read
1720
00:37:38,933 --> 00:37:40,000
my book are you and Dad.
1721
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,666
And Rick.
1722
00:37:40,666 --> 00:37:41,366
Who is Rick?
1723
00:37:41,366 --> 00:37:42,733
My rabbi.
1724
00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:46,466
Rabbi Rick?
1725
00:37:48,866 --> 00:37:50,333
So, you're not worried that
1726
00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:51,966
there's a petition against you?
1727
00:37:51,966 --> 00:37:53,900
It's not e...
1728
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,566
Some disgruntled
1729
00:37:55,566 --> 00:37:56,900
right-wing undergraduates
1730
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,466
read a two-page excerpt
1731
00:37:58,466 --> 00:38:00,133
of the book, which they took
1732
00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:01,366
completely out of context,
1733
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,233
and they came up with
1734
00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:04,833
the idiotic idea for a petition.
1735
00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:06,533
Well, you can't fire
1736
00:38:06,533 --> 00:38:09,033
a tenured professor.
1737
00:38:09,033 --> 00:38:09,700
I've been recommended
1738
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,900
for tenure.
1739
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:11,600
Did you know that?
1740
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,800
Did you even...
1741
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,700
Did Abby tell you that?
1742
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:15,833
I thought you already had it.
1743
00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:17,500
Well, I didn't.
1744
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,733
Well, mazel tov, then.
1745
00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:21,633
Thank you so much.
1746
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,300
How many people
1747
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,700
have signed it?
1748
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,600
I don't know, not very many.
1749
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,033
50?
1750
00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:28,833
Maybe something like that.
1751
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:29,900
More than 50?
1752
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:30,833
I should go check on Ellen.
1753
00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:31,500
Please don't go.
1754
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:32,400
Look, I don't want to fight with
1755
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:32,733
you.
1756
00:38:32,733 --> 00:38:33,300
Neither do I.
1757
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,300
I need to tell you something.
1758
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,200
Okay.
1759
00:38:37,366 --> 00:38:40,800
You're just gonna stand there?
1760
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,533
I guess not.
1761
00:38:43,533 --> 00:38:45,400
You can't tell Holly.
1762
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,666
I won't tell Holly.
1763
00:38:47,666 --> 00:38:50,300
I think I like someone.
1764
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:50,766
Okay.
1765
00:38:50,766 --> 00:38:51,900
Please, don't tell this
1766
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:52,400
to Holly.
1767
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,766
I am not going to tell Holly.
1768
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,666
I think it...
1769
00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:57,866
it feels like maybe --
1770
00:38:57,866 --> 00:38:58,600
Ugh.
1771
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,166
I don't know.
1772
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,833
I just...
1773
00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:03,966
I feel so -- I'm happy, you
1774
00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:04,966
know?
1775
00:39:04,966 --> 00:39:06,000
That's great, Sharon.
1776
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,066
Yeah.
1777
00:39:07,066 --> 00:39:08,766
No. It is.
1778
00:39:08,766 --> 00:39:10,266
Who is it?
1779
00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:11,533
Well, um, actually,
1780
00:39:11,533 --> 00:39:13,266
it's Rod.
1781
00:39:13,266 --> 00:39:14,166
Rodrigo.
1782
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:15,866
That's sort of the funny thing
1783
00:39:15,866 --> 00:39:16,400
about it.
1784
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,200
Rodrigo?
1785
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,500
From the store,
1786
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,633
from the Mexican bargain store?
1787
00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:20,733
They're not Mexican.
1788
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,633
They're Guatemalan.
1789
00:39:22,633 --> 00:39:24,633
Isn't he -- How old is he?
1790
00:39:24,633 --> 00:39:25,933
51.
1791
00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:26,733
It's 12 years.
1792
00:39:26,733 --> 00:39:28,233
It's not that big a difference.
1793
00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:28,900
So he's --
1794
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,600
What, he's divorced or...
1795
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,233
They have a
1796
00:39:31,233 --> 00:39:32,033
terrible marriage.
1797
00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:33,300
Oh, my -- Sharon.
1798
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:34,466
They hate each other.
1799
00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:35,133
With child--
1800
00:39:35,133 --> 00:39:35,733
They have children.
1801
00:39:35,733 --> 00:39:36,300
Just forget it.
1802
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,000
Forget I said anything.
1803
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,366
Sharon.
1804
00:39:37,366 --> 00:39:38,233
No, if you're just going to
1805
00:39:38,233 --> 00:39:39,033
stand there and judge me, I
1806
00:39:39,033 --> 00:39:39,733
wouldn't have told you.
1807
00:39:39,733 --> 00:39:40,433
I'm not judging you.
1808
00:39:40,433 --> 00:39:40,933
I'm telling you
1809
00:39:40,933 --> 00:39:41,533
this is a bad idea.
1810
00:39:41,533 --> 00:39:42,866
Why did I even --
1811
00:39:42,866 --> 00:39:43,933
I knew you would be like this!
1812
00:39:43,933 --> 00:39:44,500
Like what?
1813
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,100
Like sensible?
1814
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:45,733
Like reasonable?
1815
00:39:45,733 --> 00:39:46,900
No, like you always are,
1816
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:48,066
like you know everything and
1817
00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:49,200
everybody else is a moron,
1818
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,033
like I am a moron.
1819
00:39:50,033 --> 00:39:51,133
This is a family you're
1820
00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:52,300
getting involved with here,
1821
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:52,733
Sharon.
1822
00:39:52,733 --> 00:39:53,466
I don't care.
1823
00:39:53,466 --> 00:39:54,466
You don't care?
1824
00:39:54,466 --> 00:39:55,533
I don't care.
1825
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:58,233
What are you fighting about?
1826
00:39:58,233 --> 00:39:59,433
No one is fighting.
1827
00:39:59,433 --> 00:40:00,400
We're talking.
1828
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,233
Howard kicked me
1829
00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:02,800
out of the kitchen.
1830
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,066
I have been exiled
1831
00:40:04,066 --> 00:40:05,000
from the kitchen.
1832
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,666
Uh-oh.
1833
00:40:05,666 --> 00:40:07,500
I was accused of
1834
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,100
micromanaging the table setting.
1835
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:09,900
Those are the charges
1836
00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:10,866
against me.
1837
00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:12,766
I'm a micromanager.
1838
00:40:12,766 --> 00:40:13,700
What are these?
1839
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,966
Old drawings and pictures.
1840
00:40:15,966 --> 00:40:17,233
Mom had them by her bed.
1841
00:40:17,233 --> 00:40:19,133
Aww!
1842
00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:22,233
Oh, my God.
1843
00:40:22,233 --> 00:40:24,866
Oh, is this the house
1844
00:40:24,866 --> 00:40:26,533
with the tree in front?
1845
00:40:26,533 --> 00:40:28,366
That's the store.
1846
00:40:28,366 --> 00:40:29,133
How do you know?
1847
00:40:29,133 --> 00:40:30,333
Because I drew it.
1848
00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:31,166
Really?
1849
00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:32,200
It looks like the house to me.
1850
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,133
No.
1851
00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:36,533
First of all...
1852
00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:39,266
this is a guy trying on clothes.
1853
00:40:39,266 --> 00:40:40,100
Is that what that is?
1854
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:41,300
I thought that was a baby.
1855
00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:42,100
Well, I thought
1856
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,000
that was a little puppy dog
1857
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,500
with the tail here?
1858
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:45,133
What tail?
1859
00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:45,966
The tail, see?
1860
00:40:45,966 --> 00:40:46,733
The tail. Boink.
1861
00:40:46,733 --> 00:40:47,833
That's a suit jacket.
1862
00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:49,600
Wow.
1863
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,200
You were a terrible artist.
1864
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,733
Weren't you?
1865
00:40:53,733 --> 00:40:54,333
Aww!
1866
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:56,533
This is nice, all of us here,
1867
00:40:56,533 --> 00:40:58,233
the kids at the house!
1868
00:40:58,233 --> 00:40:59,766
I don't remember the last time
1869
00:40:59,766 --> 00:41:00,566
this happened,
1870
00:41:00,566 --> 00:41:02,033
all of us here together.
1871
00:41:02,033 --> 00:41:03,533
The funeral.
1872
00:41:03,533 --> 00:41:04,900
Really?
1873
00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,466
It's been that long?
1874
00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:08,166
Well, that was the last time
1875
00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:09,833
that Michael was home.
1876
00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:12,166
Poor Mom.
1877
00:41:12,166 --> 00:41:14,200
Look.
1878
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,700
How young she is here.
1879
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:20,400
With a cigarette on her lip.
1880
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,266
Poor Mom.
1881
00:41:22,266 --> 00:41:23,966
I miss Mom.
1882
00:41:23,966 --> 00:41:25,066
Do you miss Mom, Sharon?
1883
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:27,100
Michael doesn't miss her.
1884
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,566
I didn't say that.
1885
00:41:28,566 --> 00:41:29,300
I thought you said
1886
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:30,033
you didn't miss her.
1887
00:41:30,033 --> 00:41:30,833
When did I say that?
1888
00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:31,433
I don't know.
1889
00:41:31,433 --> 00:41:32,400
I thought it was weird, too.
1890
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,366
But...
1891
00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:35,800
I didn't say it.
1892
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,566
Well, good.
1893
00:41:36,566 --> 00:41:37,600
Obviously, I miss her.
1894
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,433
We all miss her.
1895
00:41:38,433 --> 00:41:39,466
I know.
1896
00:41:39,466 --> 00:41:41,933
Maybe she's here today, too,
1897
00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:43,566
in spirit.
1898
00:41:43,566 --> 00:41:45,000
That's sweet, Sharon,
1899
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,133
to think that.
1900
00:41:46,133 --> 00:41:47,600
Don't you ever feel that way?
1901
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,800
Like, you're walking up
1902
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,100
the stairs, and suddenly,
1903
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,466
you just feel this sort of
1904
00:41:51,466 --> 00:41:53,333
presence, like someone
1905
00:41:53,333 --> 00:41:55,633
is right there next to you?
1906
00:41:55,633 --> 00:41:57,600
A little, maybe.
1907
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,133
I think a little.
1908
00:41:59,133 --> 00:42:00,566
I do.
1909
00:42:00,566 --> 00:42:02,600
That's nice.
1910
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,800
Do you, Michael?
1911
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:09,400
Do you ever feel that?
1912
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,600
No.
1913
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,500
She says the food
1914
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:47,766
is out of this world.
1915
00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:49,233
Ah, it's like nowhere else.
1916
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,700
She had the best falafel.
1917
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:51,966
Ah, nowhere else.
1918
00:42:52,733 --> 00:42:53,700
I wasn't finished.
1919
00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:54,833
You'll be up all night again.
1920
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:55,733
They were in Tel Aviv.
1921
00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:56,466
They went to this little
1922
00:42:56,466 --> 00:42:57,366
hole-in-the-wall place.
1923
00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:58,500
She said, "Mom, you'd have
1924
00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,633
no idea it was even there,
1925
00:42:59,633 --> 00:43:00,700
this place, no sign."
1926
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:01,133
Ah.
1927
00:43:01,133 --> 00:43:02,433
Those are always the best.
1928
00:43:02,433 --> 00:43:03,533
Falafel is original--
1929
00:43:03,533 --> 00:43:04,333
It's actually --
1930
00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:05,533
It's an interesting history
1931
00:43:05,533 --> 00:43:06,766
in terms of the politics of
1932
00:43:06,766 --> 00:43:07,266
falafel.
1933
00:43:07,266 --> 00:43:07,833
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1934
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:09,566
The politics of falafel?
1935
00:43:09,566 --> 00:43:10,166
Come on.
1936
00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:11,233
That is not a real thing.
1937
00:43:11,233 --> 00:43:12,533
It is, actually.
1938
00:43:12,533 --> 00:43:13,533
The Israelis claim it's
1939
00:43:13,533 --> 00:43:14,300
an Israeli food.
1940
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,066
The Palestinians
1941
00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:16,266
say it's a Palestinian food.
1942
00:43:16,266 --> 00:43:17,500
Boy, they are just divided
1943
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:18,666
on everything over there.
1944
00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:19,333
Aren't they?
1945
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:20,433
Ask Clinton.
1946
00:43:20,433 --> 00:43:21,366
Yeah, ask Clinton.
1947
00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:22,233
He'll tell you they can't
1948
00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:23,666
even agree to disagree.
1949
00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:24,633
The Arabs, they were never
1950
00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:25,933
gonna be happy with anything.
1951
00:43:25,933 --> 00:43:26,666
Absolutely.
1952
00:43:26,666 --> 00:43:28,000
Well, as long as the Israelis
1953
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,100
refuse to even discuss the
1954
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,366
concept of a right of return --
1955
00:43:30,366 --> 00:43:31,566
You think if it was up to
1956
00:43:31,566 --> 00:43:32,800
them, they would give you that
1957
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,200
right?
1958
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,333
Why should I have that right?
1959
00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:35,400
Bite your tongue.
1960
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,000
Jews have one country.
1961
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,166
How many countries do they have?
1962
00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:39,366
They can go anywhere,
1963
00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:40,700
but we have one.
1964
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,233
I heard it was Jerusalem.
1965
00:43:42,233 --> 00:43:43,366
That was the main...
1966
00:43:43,366 --> 00:43:44,733
No consensus on Jerusalem.
1967
00:43:44,733 --> 00:43:45,833
Well, there is a consensus,
1968
00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:46,600
actually.
1969
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,266
There are eight different
1970
00:43:47,266 --> 00:43:48,066
UN Security Council
1971
00:43:48,066 --> 00:43:49,133
resolutions on the subject.
1972
00:43:49,133 --> 00:43:49,733
Oh, oh, the UN,
1973
00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:50,733
real Jew lovers.
1974
00:43:50,733 --> 00:43:52,366
They want to cup up the city,
1975
00:43:52,366 --> 00:43:53,866
divide it up into parts.
1976
00:43:53,866 --> 00:43:55,200
It's not a city anymore.
1977
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:55,966
It's just pieces.
1978
00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:56,766
Much like the proposed
1979
00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:57,566
Palestinian state.
1980
00:43:57,566 --> 00:43:58,433
Let's maybe talk
1981
00:43:58,433 --> 00:43:59,333
about something else.
1982
00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:00,466
Wouldn't that be nice?
1983
00:44:00,466 --> 00:44:04,366
I didn't bring it up.
1984
00:44:04,366 --> 00:44:05,433
I think McCain could've done
1985
00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:06,400
something great over there.
1986
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,233
What do you think of --
1987
00:44:07,233 --> 00:44:08,000
We're not talking
1988
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:08,900
about it anymore, Howard.
1989
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:09,700
I was saying one --
1990
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:11,066
It's over.
1991
00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:13,833
Dinner was delicious, Holly.
1992
00:44:13,833 --> 00:44:14,566
Oh, stop.
1993
00:44:14,566 --> 00:44:16,033
You outdid yourself, honey.
1994
00:44:16,033 --> 00:44:17,066
I need the recipe
1995
00:44:17,066 --> 00:44:18,533
for that green bean casserole.
1996
00:44:18,533 --> 00:44:20,033
Oh, my God. It's so easy.
1997
00:44:20,033 --> 00:44:21,200
It's Mom's recipe.
1998
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:21,900
Well, mine's
1999
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,133
a little different.
2000
00:44:23,133 --> 00:44:24,700
It tastes just like Mom's.
2001
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:26,333
Hers was all from a can.
2002
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,700
I used fresh.
2003
00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:28,833
Well, it was delicious.
2004
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:29,433
It was great.
2005
00:44:29,433 --> 00:44:30,233
I could probably do a
2006
00:44:30,233 --> 00:44:31,200
tablecloth trick right now and
2007
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,033
pull the tablecloth out!
2008
00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:32,966
Okay, we're not doing that
2009
00:44:32,966 --> 00:44:33,400
now, Joey.
2010
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,333
I could probably do it --
2011
00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:34,900
I don't care
2012
00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:35,500
if you can do it.
2013
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,300
We're not doing it.
2014
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:38,166
He loves magic.
2015
00:44:38,166 --> 00:44:38,766
Oh, good.
2016
00:44:38,766 --> 00:44:39,966
Okay, I'm not asking you
2017
00:44:39,966 --> 00:44:40,366
again.
2018
00:44:40,366 --> 00:44:41,733
Put the Nintendo away and go sit
2019
00:44:41,733 --> 00:44:43,000
with the rest of your family.
2020
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Come join us, Joey.
2021
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,300
Holly, why don't you finish
2022
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:46,133
the dishes later?
2023
00:44:46,133 --> 00:44:47,166
We're all relaxing now.
2024
00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:48,533
I just got to let these soak.
2025
00:44:48,533 --> 00:44:49,833
Ugh, she can't stop.
2026
00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:50,966
Anyone else need more wine?
2027
00:44:50,966 --> 00:44:52,833
Yeah. I'll have a drop.
2028
00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:55,566
So, do you feel 75, Lou?
2029
00:44:55,566 --> 00:44:56,766
75?
2030
00:44:56,766 --> 00:44:57,566
Mm.
2031
00:44:57,566 --> 00:44:58,600
What a fuckin' nightmare.
2032
00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,200
Oh!
2033
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,333
Dad!
2034
00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,800
Please with the language.
2035
00:45:05,866 --> 00:45:07,366
Are you expecting a call?
2036
00:45:07,366 --> 00:45:08,266
Oh, Abby has the number
2037
00:45:08,266 --> 00:45:09,233
in case there's an emergency.
2038
00:45:09,233 --> 00:45:10,033
Is that a cellphone?
2039
00:45:10,033 --> 00:45:10,566
Can I see it?
2040
00:45:10,566 --> 00:45:11,533
Uh, the battery is running
2041
00:45:11,533 --> 00:45:11,800
low.
2042
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,600
Can I still see it?
2043
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,566
He doesn't need to see it.
2044
00:45:13,566 --> 00:45:14,366
Why don't you put it away?
2045
00:45:14,366 --> 00:45:14,933
I'm just worried
2046
00:45:14,933 --> 00:45:15,433
I won't hear it.
2047
00:45:15,433 --> 00:45:16,300
Give it to me. I'll hear it.
2048
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:16,900
That's what I want
2049
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:17,400
for my birthday.
2050
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,266
Well, you're not getting it.
2051
00:45:18,266 --> 00:45:21,100
You're not a drug dealer.
2052
00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:25,133
Sharon was saying
2053
00:45:25,133 --> 00:45:25,933
maybe we could all go
2054
00:45:25,933 --> 00:45:27,200
to the store tomorrow.
2055
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:27,766
Really?
2056
00:45:27,766 --> 00:45:28,966
Well, Dad and I were there
2057
00:45:28,966 --> 00:45:29,900
on Sundays, anyway.
2058
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:31,333
Yeah, maybe we can try but --
2059
00:45:31,333 --> 00:45:32,433
Oh, I'd love to go.
2060
00:45:32,433 --> 00:45:33,733
Yeah, we have the train
2061
00:45:33,733 --> 00:45:34,633
to catch, though.
2062
00:45:34,633 --> 00:45:35,533
Oh, the Acela?
2063
00:45:35,533 --> 00:45:36,400
Is it the Acela?
2064
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,933
Because you can exchange
2065
00:45:37,933 --> 00:45:39,133
your ticket for a later one,
2066
00:45:39,133 --> 00:45:39,766
no charge.
2067
00:45:39,766 --> 00:45:40,266
Ah.
2068
00:45:40,266 --> 00:45:41,833
I've done it a hundred times.
2069
00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:42,533
Perfect.
2070
00:45:42,533 --> 00:45:43,200
Great.
2071
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,433
Thanks, Howard.
2072
00:45:46,266 --> 00:45:47,033
Poor Abby.
2073
00:45:47,033 --> 00:45:47,866
She's gonna be
2074
00:45:47,866 --> 00:45:49,066
jealous she missed out.
2075
00:45:49,066 --> 00:45:49,533
Mm.
2076
00:45:49,533 --> 00:45:50,966
Hey, you guys should come,
2077
00:45:50,966 --> 00:45:51,366
too.
2078
00:45:51,366 --> 00:45:51,966
Maybe.
2079
00:45:51,966 --> 00:45:53,166
I'm busy.
2080
00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:53,833
I don't think
2081
00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:54,600
Joey has ever been.
2082
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,500
I'm busy, though.
2083
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:56,233
Yeah?
2084
00:45:56,233 --> 00:45:56,900
What are you busy with?
2085
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:58,566
Extracurriculars.
2086
00:45:58,566 --> 00:45:59,533
Your uncle and I grew up
2087
00:45:59,533 --> 00:46:00,233
there, you know?
2088
00:46:00,233 --> 00:46:01,366
Yeah. I know.
2089
00:46:01,366 --> 00:46:01,933
Used to go there
2090
00:46:01,933 --> 00:46:02,733
after school,
2091
00:46:02,733 --> 00:46:03,866
do our homework in the back.
2092
00:46:03,866 --> 00:46:04,766
Do you know about the store,
2093
00:46:04,766 --> 00:46:05,566
Joey?
2094
00:46:05,566 --> 00:46:06,200
Have you told him
2095
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:06,833
about the store?
2096
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:07,533
Of course.
2097
00:46:07,533 --> 00:46:08,400
He knows all about it.
2098
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,166
Do you know
2099
00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:09,800
what it was called, Joey?
2100
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,400
No.
2101
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:10,966
Yes, you do.
2102
00:46:10,966 --> 00:46:11,733
Yes, he does.
2103
00:46:11,733 --> 00:46:12,400
Haberman's Corner.
2104
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,366
Oh, right. I knew that.
2105
00:46:13,366 --> 00:46:14,166
I already knew that.
2106
00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:15,233
Your grandmother's family,
2107
00:46:15,233 --> 00:46:16,166
they were the Habermans,
2108
00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:17,633
and it was your Grandma Mimi,
2109
00:46:17,633 --> 00:46:19,466
her father, Papa Bill,
2110
00:46:19,466 --> 00:46:20,933
your great-grandfather.
2111
00:46:20,933 --> 00:46:21,800
He bought it all the way
2112
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,366
back in...
2113
00:46:22,366 --> 00:46:23,833
Wait, When did he buy the store,
2114
00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:24,166
Dad?
2115
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:25,200
Oh, who knows.
2116
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,300
1880s.
2117
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,100
Yeah, could be.
2118
00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:28,633
So when Grandpa --
2119
00:46:28,633 --> 00:46:29,900
When he came back from the war
2120
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:30,900
and he married Grandma --
2121
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:32,400
Were you in the Marines?
2122
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,266
Army.
2123
00:46:33,266 --> 00:46:34,300
Marines are the best, though.
2124
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:35,666
They have swords.
2125
00:46:35,666 --> 00:46:36,600
Your grandpa
2126
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:37,900
liberated Dachau.
2127
00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:38,666
Oh, cool.
2128
00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:39,533
That's incredible.
2129
00:46:39,533 --> 00:46:41,366
That's a big deal, Joey.
2130
00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:43,066
Well, there were a lot of us.
2131
00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:44,166
And so when Grandpa --
2132
00:46:44,166 --> 00:46:45,733
When he married Grandma Mimi
2133
00:46:45,733 --> 00:46:46,866
after he came back,
2134
00:46:46,866 --> 00:46:47,666
he started working
2135
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:48,833
in the store with Papa Bill.
2136
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:49,533
Yeah.
2137
00:46:49,533 --> 00:46:50,200
They sold menswear --
2138
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,233
suits, ties.
2139
00:46:51,233 --> 00:46:51,833
They sold clothes
2140
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:52,666
to black people.
2141
00:46:52,666 --> 00:46:53,500
Don't you remember me
2142
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:54,566
telling you about this, Joey?
2143
00:46:54,566 --> 00:46:56,333
We sold to all kinds.
2144
00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:57,400
We didn't care.
2145
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,966
Predominantly black people.
2146
00:46:59,966 --> 00:47:03,033
In 1947, the blacks couldn't
2147
00:47:03,033 --> 00:47:04,300
even get into a department store
2148
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:04,966
in Washington.
2149
00:47:04,966 --> 00:47:06,900
Incredible.
2150
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:07,633
At Haberman's,
2151
00:47:07,633 --> 00:47:08,733
we had good merchandise.
2152
00:47:08,733 --> 00:47:09,466
We carried
2153
00:47:09,466 --> 00:47:10,433
everything they wanted.
2154
00:47:10,433 --> 00:47:12,300
We were fair-priced,
2155
00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:13,000
and we didn't care
2156
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:13,800
what color they were.
2157
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,700
It didn't matter to us.
2158
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:16,000
A lot of the stores in the
2159
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,300
black neighborhoods were owned
2160
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:19,233
by Jews historically because
2161
00:47:19,233 --> 00:47:20,600
they were cheaper to own,
2162
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,333
and there was
2163
00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:22,366
a captive customer base.
2164
00:47:22,366 --> 00:47:23,566
This was not a black
2165
00:47:23,566 --> 00:47:24,366
neighborhood.
2166
00:47:24,366 --> 00:47:25,233
It was a mixed neighborhood.
2167
00:47:25,233 --> 00:47:26,900
And the Habermans hated you.
2168
00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:27,766
Didn't they, Dad?
2169
00:47:27,766 --> 00:47:30,400
The Habermans were German.
2170
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,966
Oh!
2171
00:47:32,966 --> 00:47:34,433
You know, they'd been in
2172
00:47:34,433 --> 00:47:36,200
Washington for two generations
2173
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,166
already, yeah.
2174
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:39,266
My family, they were Russian,
2175
00:47:39,266 --> 00:47:41,100
yeah, right off the boat, so,
2176
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,300
uh, yeah we were...
2177
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,700
They looked down at us.
2178
00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:46,666
They were snobbish,
2179
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:47,866
but it was okay.
2180
00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:49,800
It was all right.
2181
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,100
So, after Papa Bill died,
2182
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,200
you took over the store?
2183
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,033
Uh-huh.
2184
00:47:53,033 --> 00:47:53,833
Well, with Mom.
2185
00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:55,466
Mom ran the register.
2186
00:47:55,466 --> 00:47:56,433
She did all the bookkeeping.
2187
00:47:56,433 --> 00:47:57,933
What happened?
2188
00:47:57,933 --> 00:47:58,766
What happened?
2189
00:47:58,766 --> 00:48:02,166
Well, Martin Luther King died,
2190
00:48:02,166 --> 00:48:03,400
and the blacks had a riot,
2191
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,566
and they burned down the city.
2192
00:48:04,566 --> 00:48:05,500
That's what happened.
2193
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:06,866
The blacks had a riot?
2194
00:48:06,866 --> 00:48:07,733
All the black people,
2195
00:48:07,733 --> 00:48:08,566
apparently, on
2196
00:48:08,566 --> 00:48:10,866
the entire planet, had a riot.
2197
00:48:10,866 --> 00:48:11,633
Every street
2198
00:48:11,633 --> 00:48:12,466
they burned down,
2199
00:48:12,466 --> 00:48:13,966
all the way up to our street.
2200
00:48:13,966 --> 00:48:14,800
Wow.
2201
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,700
But by the time they got to
2202
00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:17,366
us, I guess they were worn out.
2203
00:48:17,366 --> 00:48:18,933
Stokely Carmichael must've gone
2204
00:48:18,933 --> 00:48:19,800
to bed early.
2205
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:20,866
By the time they got to you,
2206
00:48:20,866 --> 00:48:22,666
the National Guard was there.
2207
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,500
It's like in the Exodus story
2208
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,266
when God passed over the houses
2209
00:48:26,266 --> 00:48:27,300
of the Israelites.
2210
00:48:27,866 --> 00:48:29,100
Is it, though?
2211
00:48:31,066 --> 00:48:32,100
I think it's very much
2212
00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:33,100
like that.
2213
00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:34,100
We were there that night.
2214
00:48:34,100 --> 00:48:35,133
Do you remember, Michael?
2215
00:48:35,133 --> 00:48:36,533
I didn't know that.
2216
00:48:36,533 --> 00:48:37,433
Oh, yeah.
2217
00:48:37,433 --> 00:48:38,466
We walked there together
2218
00:48:38,466 --> 00:48:40,966
after school, the two of us.
2219
00:48:40,966 --> 00:48:42,300
I remember when they announced
2220
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:43,866
it on the radio,
2221
00:48:43,866 --> 00:48:44,966
the assassination,
2222
00:48:44,966 --> 00:48:46,833
and Mom and Dad,
2223
00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:47,700
I remember they looked
2224
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:50,000
at each other like they knew,
2225
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,900
like they just knew.
2226
00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:54,466
And, Dad, you took out
2227
00:48:54,466 --> 00:48:55,900
all the money from the safe,
2228
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,100
and they took out all the books
2229
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:58,366
from our bags, our schoolbags.
2230
00:48:58,366 --> 00:48:59,533
He put the books in the safe,
2231
00:48:59,533 --> 00:49:00,666
the money in our schoolbags.
2232
00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:01,900
He said, "Sorry about the books.
2233
00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:03,166
We'll get them later."
2234
00:49:03,166 --> 00:49:04,100
Do you remember this?
2235
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:04,900
Yes.
2236
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:05,766
And then you decided --
2237
00:49:05,766 --> 00:49:08,000
Oh, Mom was so mad that Dad
2238
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,833
decided he was gonna stay
2239
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:12,200
until things calmed down,
2240
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,033
so we locked up.
2241
00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:14,066
Mom put down the grate, and I
2242
00:49:14,066 --> 00:49:15,500
remember, we looked back inside,
2243
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,966
and there's Dad just sitting
2244
00:49:17,966 --> 00:49:20,500
there, listening to the radio.
2245
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,700
I'll never forget that.
2246
00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:23,966
He stayed there all night.
2247
00:49:23,966 --> 00:49:25,233
Mm-hmm.
2248
00:49:25,233 --> 00:49:27,233
I don't remember where I was.
2249
00:49:27,233 --> 00:49:28,233
Oh. You were a baby.
2250
00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:29,533
You were at home with the nanny.
2251
00:49:29,533 --> 00:49:30,000
Yeah.
2252
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,666
Why did you sell the store?
2253
00:49:31,666 --> 00:49:33,033
I didn't sell the store.
2254
00:49:33,033 --> 00:49:34,900
We leased the store.
2255
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,233
Your grandfather rents
2256
00:49:36,233 --> 00:49:37,100
the store to people
2257
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:39,066
who pay rent for it, Joey.
2258
00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:40,500
They pay him rent every month
2259
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,500
so they can use it.
2260
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:43,400
That's how rent works.
2261
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:45,900
Why don't you
2262
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:47,300
just run the store?
2263
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:48,566
Oh, I'm too old
2264
00:49:48,566 --> 00:49:49,500
to run a store.
2265
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:50,866
I don't have the energy.
2266
00:49:50,866 --> 00:49:52,133
Yeah, it takes a tremendous
2267
00:49:52,133 --> 00:49:53,300
amount of work to operate a
2268
00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:54,000
business, Joey.
2269
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,100
It's very time-consuming.
2270
00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:55,766
I got tired
2271
00:49:55,766 --> 00:49:57,066
of all the bullshit.
2272
00:49:57,066 --> 00:49:57,900
Dad.
2273
00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:59,066
You know, after the riots,
2274
00:49:59,066 --> 00:50:00,500
the blacks, they were always mad
2275
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:01,300
about something.
2276
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:01,733
Okay.
2277
00:50:01,733 --> 00:50:02,766
Well, the city changed.
2278
00:50:02,766 --> 00:50:03,766
The whole country changed.
2279
00:50:03,766 --> 00:50:04,833
Probably for the better,
2280
00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:05,466
in many cases.
2281
00:50:05,466 --> 00:50:06,200
In most cases.
2282
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,500
Yeah, it changed -- more
2283
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,733
drugs, more guns, homeless
2284
00:50:08,733 --> 00:50:09,233
people.
2285
00:50:09,233 --> 00:50:10,466
Well, it's changing again
2286
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:11,366
in the neighborhood,
2287
00:50:11,366 --> 00:50:12,700
all those new restaurants,
2288
00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:13,800
new apartment buildings.
2289
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,933
The rents in that part of
2290
00:50:14,933 --> 00:50:16,333
the District, they have shot up.
2291
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:17,066
Yeah, yeah.
2292
00:50:17,066 --> 00:50:18,300
We don't want to raise the
2293
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:18,666
rent.
2294
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,900
Dad loves the tenants we have
2295
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:20,233
now.
2296
00:50:20,233 --> 00:50:21,300
We're going to have them
2297
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:22,500
for Rosh Hashanah this year.
2298
00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:23,333
They've never been
2299
00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:24,233
to a Jewish holiday.
2300
00:50:24,233 --> 00:50:26,000
Ooh! They're in for a treat.
2301
00:50:27,633 --> 00:50:28,400
You should see Dad
2302
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,100
with Rodrigo.
2303
00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:29,833
They have such
2304
00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:30,866
a good time together.
2305
00:50:30,866 --> 00:50:32,366
He's --
2306
00:50:32,366 --> 00:50:33,766
He's got my sense of humor!
2307
00:50:33,766 --> 00:50:34,900
Which is what?
2308
00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:36,000
Funny.
2309
00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:41,266
Dad and I actually --
2310
00:50:41,266 --> 00:50:42,033
Last week, we opened
2311
00:50:42,033 --> 00:50:43,333
a college savings account
2312
00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:45,666
for Eduardo's daughter, Sylvia.
2313
00:50:45,666 --> 00:50:46,500
She's 7.
2314
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,433
She's adorable, so smart.
2315
00:50:48,433 --> 00:50:49,400
You're paying for her
2316
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:49,966
college now?
2317
00:50:49,966 --> 00:50:50,700
It's a couple
2318
00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:51,666
of hundred bucks a year.
2319
00:50:51,666 --> 00:50:53,366
She's brilliant, this girl.
2320
00:50:53,366 --> 00:50:54,666
How lovely.
2321
00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:55,366
I'm gonna
2322
00:50:55,366 --> 00:50:56,100
to grab another beer.
2323
00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:56,933
Anyone else for a beer?
2324
00:50:56,933 --> 00:50:59,400
I need water with ice.
2325
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,800
Coming right up!
2326
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,066
So when I go, Joey --
2327
00:51:03,066 --> 00:51:04,033
God forbid! Dad!
2328
00:51:04,033 --> 00:51:05,433
He loves to talk like that.
2329
00:51:05,433 --> 00:51:06,433
He thinks it's cute.
2330
00:51:06,433 --> 00:51:07,766
Oh, no.
2331
00:51:07,766 --> 00:51:11,366
Someday when I go...
2332
00:51:11,366 --> 00:51:12,833
the store will be yours!
2333
00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:14,266
Aww!
2334
00:51:14,266 --> 00:51:15,266
Probably, I'll make it
2335
00:51:15,266 --> 00:51:16,066
a video-game store.
2336
00:51:16,066 --> 00:51:16,400
Ah.
2337
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,600
You're not doing that, Joey.
2338
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,733
Do you know how much money
2339
00:51:18,733 --> 00:51:19,833
you can make in a video-game
2340
00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:20,200
store?
2341
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,400
Well, you'll have to split it
2342
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,433
with Abby and your sister.
2343
00:51:22,433 --> 00:51:23,366
That's fine.
2344
00:51:23,366 --> 00:51:24,533
Oh, he's so generous.
2345
00:51:24,533 --> 00:51:25,600
We'll see what the Jimenezes
2346
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:26,733
think about that.
2347
00:51:26,733 --> 00:51:27,900
They have their own plans,
2348
00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:28,433
I'm sure.
2349
00:51:28,433 --> 00:51:29,766
It's not their store.
2350
00:51:29,766 --> 00:51:30,366
Well, I didn't
2351
00:51:30,366 --> 00:51:32,100
say that it was.
2352
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:34,366
My father,
2353
00:51:34,366 --> 00:51:35,966
when he came to this country,
2354
00:51:35,966 --> 00:51:38,100
he was your age!
2355
00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:40,600
Didn't speak a word of English.
2356
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,466
Didn't go to high school,
2357
00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:43,366
didn't go to college.
2358
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:44,833
Came here with the clothes
2359
00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:45,666
on his back.
2360
00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:46,766
That's amazing.
2361
00:51:46,766 --> 00:51:48,000
Yeah.
2362
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:48,866
And he walked
2363
00:51:48,866 --> 00:51:49,900
through Haberman's Corners.
2364
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:51,066
Now here with --
2365
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,400
This is a man
2366
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,666
who spent his entire life
2367
00:51:53,666 --> 00:51:55,933
living paycheck to paycheck.
2368
00:51:55,933 --> 00:51:57,366
Everything he did, everything
2369
00:51:57,366 --> 00:52:01,000
he put aside, was all for that,
2370
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,666
that he could live long enough
2371
00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:03,633
that he could see that,
2372
00:52:03,633 --> 00:52:05,966
that he could see that his son
2373
00:52:05,966 --> 00:52:07,800
owned something,
2374
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,666
something that was, you know,
2375
00:52:09,666 --> 00:52:10,933
brick and mortar, you know,
2376
00:52:10,933 --> 00:52:13,166
something you could touch,
2377
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:14,433
something you could pass on to
2378
00:52:14,433 --> 00:52:17,100
the next generation,
2379
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,700
something that was better
2380
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:20,000
than what came before.
2381
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,266
Mm.
2382
00:52:21,266 --> 00:52:23,066
Wow, Dad.
2383
00:52:23,066 --> 00:52:23,800
Do you hear
2384
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:24,833
what he's saying, Joey?
2385
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:25,833
No, Mom. I'm deaf.
2386
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,766
Nobody here thinks that's
2387
00:52:27,766 --> 00:52:28,733
funny.
2388
00:52:28,733 --> 00:52:30,500
I always thought that one of
2389
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:32,366
you kids would want the store,
2390
00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:33,766
but you were always busy.
2391
00:52:33,766 --> 00:52:36,400
Well, we had careers.
2392
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:37,700
Well, so...
2393
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:39,166
Speaking of careers, Dad,
2394
00:52:39,166 --> 00:52:40,333
Michael actually has some big
2395
00:52:40,333 --> 00:52:41,333
career news, don't you, Michael?
2396
00:52:41,333 --> 00:52:42,366
Aw, we don't have to do this.
2397
00:52:42,366 --> 00:52:43,200
Can I tell everyone?
2398
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,300
Think everyone already knows.
2399
00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:46,233
Dad, Michael got tenure.
2400
00:52:46,233 --> 00:52:46,833
Oh!
2401
00:52:46,833 --> 00:52:47,600
Well...
2402
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,400
Isn't that great?
2403
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,533
That's great!
2404
00:52:49,533 --> 00:52:50,333
Good for Michael.
2405
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,000
Thank you.
2406
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:51,800
We should toast.
2407
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:52,433
A toast, yes!
2408
00:52:52,433 --> 00:52:53,500
And Michael has a new book
2409
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:54,133
coming out, too.
2410
00:52:54,133 --> 00:52:55,133
Let's not talk about the
2411
00:52:55,133 --> 00:52:55,433
book.
2412
00:52:55,433 --> 00:52:56,466
Did you know that Michael
2413
00:52:56,466 --> 00:52:57,066
has a new book?
2414
00:52:57,066 --> 00:52:58,166
I don't need you to do this.
2415
00:52:58,166 --> 00:52:59,233
Let's talk about something
2416
00:52:59,233 --> 00:52:59,533
else.
2417
00:52:59,533 --> 00:53:00,500
Dad, Michael was very
2418
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:02,100
concerned because he sent you
2419
00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:03,433
the book six months ago
2420
00:53:03,433 --> 00:53:04,800
and he didn't hear back.
2421
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,033
What are you doing, Holly?
2422
00:53:06,033 --> 00:53:07,200
So, Joey, are you excited
2423
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,400
to start eighth grade?
2424
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,966
I'm starting 11th grade.
2425
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:13,066
Oh, are we talking about the
2426
00:53:13,066 --> 00:53:13,366
book?
2427
00:53:13,366 --> 00:53:13,866
Did I miss it?
2428
00:53:13,866 --> 00:53:15,500
No. We're not.
2429
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,166
Well, give us
2430
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,433
the synopsis, Mike.
2431
00:53:17,433 --> 00:53:18,633
Synop-size it for us.
2432
00:53:18,633 --> 00:53:19,500
Well, Dad read it.
2433
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:20,866
Maybe Dad can tell us about it.
2434
00:53:20,866 --> 00:53:21,500
He doesn't want
2435
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,266
to talk about it.
2436
00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:24,033
Well, I at least
2437
00:53:24,033 --> 00:53:24,900
want to know the title.
2438
00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:27,133
Can I hear the title?
2439
00:53:27,133 --> 00:53:28,966
Uh, it's called
2440
00:53:28,966 --> 00:53:31,766
"Forgetting the Holocaust."
2441
00:53:31,766 --> 00:53:34,566
Whoa.
2442
00:53:34,566 --> 00:53:36,100
So it's, uh -- it's about the
2443
00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:38,733
Holocaust, sort of a history?
2444
00:53:38,733 --> 00:53:40,300
It's about Jews,
2445
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,733
American Jews.
2446
00:53:42,733 --> 00:53:45,866
And the Holocaust?
2447
00:53:45,866 --> 00:53:48,933
Uh, the relationship
2448
00:53:48,933 --> 00:53:50,400
between American Jews,
2449
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,533
Israeli, and the Holocaust
2450
00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:53,966
and just how
2451
00:53:53,966 --> 00:53:55,800
that relationship works.
2452
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,733
Aha!
2453
00:53:57,733 --> 00:53:59,400
Great.
2454
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:03,566
And how does it work,
2455
00:54:01,466 --> 00:54:06,500
the relationship?
2456
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:09,000
Uh, it works because Israeli
2457
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,833
and the right-wing allies
2458
00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:12,600
of Israeli in this country,
2459
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,533
in the United States,
2460
00:54:13,533 --> 00:54:16,066
they use the Holocaust,
2461
00:54:16,066 --> 00:54:18,233
the memory of the Holocaust,
2462
00:54:18,233 --> 00:54:19,800
to get American Jews
2463
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,533
to support certain kinds
2464
00:54:22,533 --> 00:54:24,000
of policy prerogatives
2465
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,933
in the Middle East.
2466
00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:28,766
Is it fact or opinion?
2467
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:29,533
Because it sounds more
2468
00:54:29,533 --> 00:54:31,566
like opinion, maybe.
2469
00:54:31,566 --> 00:54:32,266
Well, I have
2470
00:54:32,266 --> 00:54:33,966
60 pages of footnotes.
2471
00:54:33,966 --> 00:54:35,233
Well, that is impressive.
2472
00:54:35,233 --> 00:54:36,033
Wow.
2473
00:54:36,033 --> 00:54:36,733
I mean, why do you think
2474
00:54:36,733 --> 00:54:37,600
both political parties
2475
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,366
in this country are in lockstep
2476
00:54:39,366 --> 00:54:40,666
with whatever Israeli wants?
2477
00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,233
Why is that the one thing
2478
00:54:42,233 --> 00:54:43,233
they can all agree on?
2479
00:54:43,233 --> 00:54:44,366
Because of the goodness
2480
00:54:44,366 --> 00:54:45,233
of our leaders?
2481
00:54:45,233 --> 00:54:47,900
Because they love Jews so much?
2482
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:48,833
They certainly didn't love us
2483
00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:49,733
while the Holocaust was
2484
00:54:49,733 --> 00:54:51,433
actually, you know, happening.
2485
00:54:51,433 --> 00:54:52,700
Maybe because they understand
2486
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,366
that it's the right thing to do.
2487
00:54:54,366 --> 00:54:56,533
Uh, or maybe it's
2488
00:54:56,533 --> 00:54:58,066
because they get campaign
2489
00:54:58,066 --> 00:55:00,833
contributions from wealthy Jews
2490
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:02,333
and wealthy Jewish foundations,
2491
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:03,833
and that's what drives
2492
00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:05,033
American foreign policy.
2493
00:55:05,033 --> 00:55:06,333
He sounds like Pat Buchanan.
2494
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:08,566
Because Jews who used to care
2495
00:55:08,566 --> 00:55:10,200
about civil rights
2496
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,733
and social justice,
2497
00:55:11,733 --> 00:55:14,300
economic justice, they're now --
2498
00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:15,733
now their number one iss--
2499
00:55:15,733 --> 00:55:17,733
their only issue is "Israel!"
2500
00:55:17,733 --> 00:55:18,666
This is what your book
2501
00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:19,033
is about?
2502
00:55:19,033 --> 00:55:20,000
You know, there's a petition
2503
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,533
against him.
2504
00:55:21,533 --> 00:55:22,800
Do you know about the petition?
2505
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,933
There's a petition?
2506
00:55:24,933 --> 00:55:26,866
It's like a hundred people.
2507
00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:27,766
You said 50.
2508
00:55:27,766 --> 00:55:28,600
You know, I think it was
2509
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,966
very brave of Michael to write
2510
00:55:29,966 --> 00:55:30,966
about a subject like this.
2511
00:55:30,966 --> 00:55:31,600
I think it took
2512
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,300
a lot of courage.
2513
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:33,033
Well, you're
2514
00:55:33,033 --> 00:55:33,866
not Jewish, Ellen.
2515
00:55:33,866 --> 00:55:34,333
Sharon!
2516
00:55:34,333 --> 00:55:34,733
What?
2517
00:55:34,733 --> 00:55:35,700
Not to be rude, but I don't
2518
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:36,833
think you really understand what
2519
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:37,833
these issues mean to people.
2520
00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:38,933
Right, only Jews are allowed
2521
00:55:38,933 --> 00:55:39,833
to have an opinion about
2522
00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:40,233
Israeli.
2523
00:55:40,233 --> 00:55:40,800
Everyone else,
2524
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:41,733
"Just shut up and agree."
2525
00:55:41,733 --> 00:55:42,866
This is about Ellen has never
2526
00:55:42,866 --> 00:55:43,933
had to be worried about being
2527
00:55:43,933 --> 00:55:45,033
put in a concentration camp...
2528
00:55:45,033 --> 00:55:45,633
There it is!
2529
00:55:45,633 --> 00:55:46,666
...because she's Swedish.
2530
00:55:46,666 --> 00:55:48,166
Norwegian, actually, but...
2531
00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:49,233
There it is.
2532
00:55:50,133 --> 00:55:50,833
Thank you, Sharon,
2533
00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:51,966
for demonstrating
2534
00:55:51,966 --> 00:55:53,933
the entire thesis of my book.
2535
00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:55,200
The best way to win an argument
2536
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,100
about Israel -- change the
2537
00:55:56,100 --> 00:55:57,133
subject back to the Holocaust.
2538
00:55:57,133 --> 00:55:58,133
If you don't understand the
2539
00:55:58,133 --> 00:55:59,200
Holocaust, how do you understand
2540
00:55:59,200 --> 00:55:59,566
Israel?
2541
00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:00,700
The idea of the Holocaust has
2542
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:02,100
been used to distort
2543
00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:03,700
American Jewish life and
2544
00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:05,166
discourse and culture
2545
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:05,966
since the 1960s...
2546
00:56:05,966 --> 00:56:06,866
Yeah, here we go.
2547
00:56:06,866 --> 00:56:07,700
... until today.
2548
00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:09,266
Now -- Now, walk into
2549
00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:10,266
any synagogue in America,
2550
00:56:10,266 --> 00:56:11,600
the Holocaust is now
2551
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,166
the centerpiece of Jewish life,
2552
00:56:13,166 --> 00:56:14,400
right, the linchpin
2553
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,433
that binds us together.
2554
00:56:15,433 --> 00:56:16,266
It's no longer --
2555
00:56:16,266 --> 00:56:17,400
It's not culture anymore
2556
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,900
or food or religi--
2557
00:56:18,900 --> 00:56:20,133
It's certainly not religion
2558
00:56:20,133 --> 00:56:21,300
with the number of American Jews
2559
00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:22,033
that actually
2560
00:56:22,033 --> 00:56:23,033
practice their religion.
2561
00:56:23,033 --> 00:56:24,433
It's the "6 million,"
2562
00:56:24,433 --> 00:56:26,133
and we have been manipulated,
2563
00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:27,866
all of us, our entire lives,
2564
00:56:27,866 --> 00:56:30,466
to feel constantly victimized,
2565
00:56:30,466 --> 00:56:31,700
constantly afraid.
2566
00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:32,800
You hear it all the time.
2567
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,000
"It could happen again!
2568
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:34,866
Never forget,
2569
00:56:34,866 --> 00:56:35,866
because it could happen again."
2570
00:56:35,866 --> 00:56:36,900
Well, because it could happen
2571
00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:37,200
again.
2572
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,066
It already has happened
2573
00:56:38,066 --> 00:56:39,600
again!
2574
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,400
Happened in Bosnia.
2575
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,833
It happened in Rwanda.
2576
00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:45,333
It just didn't happen to us.
2577
00:56:45,333 --> 00:56:46,666
No.
2578
00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:48,366
We learned all the wrong lessons
2579
00:56:48,366 --> 00:56:49,166
from the Holocaust.
2580
00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:50,666
We learned that the world
2581
00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:51,966
hates Jews,
2582
00:56:51,966 --> 00:56:53,033
that the world will always
2583
00:56:53,033 --> 00:56:54,566
hate Jews, instead of what
2584
00:56:54,566 --> 00:56:56,033
we should've actually learned,
2585
00:56:56,033 --> 00:56:57,766
which is that nationalism
2586
00:56:57,766 --> 00:57:01,233
is a sickness, and it is lethal.
2587
00:57:01,233 --> 00:57:02,466
And the book argues
2588
00:57:02,466 --> 00:57:03,666
that the only way we can escape
2589
00:57:03,666 --> 00:57:04,666
what has essentially become,
2590
00:57:04,666 --> 00:57:06,100
at this point, a religion
2591
00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:08,233
and a culture of, frankly, death
2592
00:57:08,233 --> 00:57:09,333
and death worship,
2593
00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,066
a culture that finds its meaning
2594
00:57:11,066 --> 00:57:12,566
and its reason for being
2595
00:57:12,566 --> 00:57:14,933
in the charnel houses of Europe,
2596
00:57:14,933 --> 00:57:16,333
the only way we can get past
2597
00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:17,900
that is if we forget it
2598
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:19,000
actively --
2599
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,600
we stop making movies about it
2600
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,000
and writing books about it
2601
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,933
and just celebrating it,
2602
00:57:24,933 --> 00:57:25,900
venerating it like it's --
2603
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:27,133
Because, otherwise, if we don't,
2604
00:57:27,133 --> 00:57:27,966
I feel --
2605
00:57:27,966 --> 00:57:29,900
I argue at length in the book,
2606
00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:30,800
if we don't forget
2607
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,733
the Holocaust now,
2608
00:57:31,733 --> 00:57:34,400
if we don't begin to disentangle
2609
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,766
ourselves from our own
2610
00:57:35,766 --> 00:57:37,100
obsessional neurosis,
2611
00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:38,800
then we'll be...
2612
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,133
this will be the end of us.
2613
00:57:40,133 --> 00:57:42,333
This will be our last chapter
2614
00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:43,166
as a people,
2615
00:57:43,166 --> 00:57:44,366
if we can even call ourselves
2616
00:57:44,366 --> 00:57:45,700
that anymore, when the only
2617
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,100
thing that connects us to one
2618
00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:50,533
another, that connects us to
2619
00:57:48,233 --> 00:57:55,666
ourselves, even, are ghosts.
2620
00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:58,400
I don't believe in ghosts.
2621
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,600
Do you mind if I join you?
2622
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,333
Oh. Not at all.
2623
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:51,133
Oh.
2624
00:58:51,133 --> 00:58:52,000
Need a hand?
2625
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:52,566
Oh, no.
2626
00:58:52,566 --> 00:58:53,133
I'm okay.
2627
00:58:53,133 --> 00:58:54,000
I'm okay.
2628
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,600
Oh, ho, ho.
2629
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,066
Oh, the difficult part
2630
00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:59,966
of sitting down is standing up.
2631
00:58:59,966 --> 00:59:01,166
You have to choose one
2632
00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:01,966
or the other
2633
00:59:01,966 --> 00:59:03,200
and then just stick with it.
2634
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,300
You mind if we turn that off?
2635
00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:09,933
Oh, that -- I'm not watching.
2636
00:59:12,266 --> 00:59:14,400
Sharon and I, we went
2637
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:18,333
to the cemetery last week.
2638
00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:20,366
Did I tell you this before?
2639
00:59:20,366 --> 00:59:21,566
Good, good.
2640
00:59:21,566 --> 00:59:23,433
We made a stone for you,
2641
00:59:23,433 --> 00:59:25,400
for your mother.
2642
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,066
We told her you said hello,
2643
00:59:27,066 --> 00:59:28,333
and I wanted you to know that.
2644
00:59:28,333 --> 00:59:31,100
Well, thank you.
2645
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:35,733
It's a nice -- nice plot.
2646
00:59:35,733 --> 00:59:39,766
Busy, very busy, always busy.
2647
00:59:39,766 --> 00:59:41,066
And that's what she liked
2648
00:59:41,066 --> 00:59:42,933
about it, right in
2649
00:59:42,933 --> 00:59:44,100
the middle of the action.
2650
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,000
You got tenure.
2651
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:49,866
You didn't say anything
2652
00:59:49,866 --> 00:59:54,666
about it.
2653
00:59:52,933 --> 00:59:58,266
That's an accomplishment.
2654
00:59:58,266 --> 01:00:01,733
I didn't know about this,
2655
00:59:59,633 --> 01:00:05,166
uh, petition.
2656
01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:08,100
A hundred names is it?
2657
01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:10,033
Close to that.
2658
01:00:10,033 --> 01:00:13,400
How close?
2659
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:14,300
Um, the last time
2660
01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:17,966
I checked, it had just passed
2661
01:00:17,966 --> 01:00:19,666
9,000 signatures.
2662
01:00:22,333 --> 01:00:25,533
I was recommended for tenure.
2663
01:00:25,533 --> 01:00:28,100
The board hasn't...
2664
01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:30,200
They still have to approve
2665
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,300
the recommendation.
2666
01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:35,333
They have to vote.
2667
01:00:33,433 --> 01:00:40,000
And, uh...
2668
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,100
I did read your book.
2669
01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:49,000
I heard.
2670
01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:55,366
What'd you think?
2671
01:00:55,366 --> 01:00:58,066
At Dachau...
2672
01:00:58,066 --> 01:00:59,166
I don't know if you came across
2673
01:00:59,166 --> 01:01:02,966
this in your research or not.
2674
01:01:02,966 --> 01:01:04,266
When the Americans liberated
2675
01:01:04,266 --> 01:01:08,366
the camps at Dachau...
2676
01:01:08,366 --> 01:01:12,833
you have to remember they didn't
2677
01:01:12,833 --> 01:01:16,733
know what we know now.
2678
01:01:16,733 --> 01:01:19,866
They didn't have a word
2679
01:01:19,866 --> 01:01:20,866
as to what they were going
2680
01:01:20,866 --> 01:01:23,433
to see, what they were
2681
01:01:23,433 --> 01:01:26,900
going to walk in on.
2682
01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:31,933
They thought it was a POW camp.
2683
01:01:31,933 --> 01:01:36,466
Every door that they opened,
2684
01:01:36,466 --> 01:01:39,100
in every room, from the floor
2685
01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:41,100
to the ceiling,
2686
01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:47,666
they found bodies stacked up,
2687
01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:50,866
one on top of the other.
2688
01:01:50,866 --> 01:01:53,300
You can imagine the smell
2689
01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:55,233
coming from everything,
2690
01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:56,733
from the gas chambers, from the
2691
01:01:56,733 --> 01:01:58,400
bricks in the crematorium,
2692
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:04,600
from the ovens, from...
2693
01:02:01,766 --> 01:02:07,600
the dirt under your feet, boots.
2694
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,166
And the ones we found,
2695
01:02:10,166 --> 01:02:13,766
the ones that were still alive,
2696
01:02:13,766 --> 01:02:16,833
it was the worst with them.
2697
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:19,700
The smell coming up off
2698
01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:24,200
their skin, their breath...
2699
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,933
Oh, Michael.
2700
01:02:25,933 --> 01:02:28,933
They were so hungry.
2701
01:02:28,933 --> 01:02:30,466
Whenever the GIs gave them food,
2702
01:02:30,466 --> 01:02:31,600
they gave them rations,
2703
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,500
and some of them,
2704
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,900
they were so hungry, they ate
2705
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:37,900
so quickly no one
2706
01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:39,700
could get them to slow down,
2707
01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:43,666
and their stomachs ruptured.
2708
01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:50,900
All those years, and they end up
2709
01:02:48,166 --> 01:02:55,633
dying of a full stomach.
2710
01:02:55,633 --> 01:02:58,366
Some of them,
2711
01:02:58,366 --> 01:03:01,633
they weren't hungry.
2712
01:03:01,633 --> 01:03:06,233
They didn't want to eat.
2713
01:03:06,233 --> 01:03:14,433
They went back, and they found
2714
01:03:10,833 --> 01:03:17,166
the guards, the Germans...
2715
01:03:17,166 --> 01:03:18,666
...and they took shovels --
2716
01:03:18,666 --> 01:03:19,733
Well -- Well, they found
2717
01:03:19,733 --> 01:03:22,600
shovels, they found bricks,
2718
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:23,900
they found sickles, and they
2719
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:24,800
hit them with the shovels
2720
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:25,833
and the bricks and the sickles,
2721
01:03:25,833 --> 01:03:30,733
the Germans who had killed
2722
01:03:30,733 --> 01:03:34,266
their parents...
2723
01:03:34,266 --> 01:03:37,466
their brother maybe...
2724
01:03:37,466 --> 01:03:40,566
or their children
2725
01:03:40,566 --> 01:03:44,066
right in front of them.
2726
01:03:44,066 --> 01:03:46,266
They took shovels, men who
2727
01:03:46,266 --> 01:03:50,500
didn't weight 100 pounds.
2728
01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:53,833
You could see the bones
2729
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:57,100
sticking through their skin.
2730
01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:59,833
They took their shovels,
2731
01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:06,266
and they smashed in their faces
2732
01:04:02,666 --> 01:04:08,900
on and on and over and again.
2733
01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:15,166
And the Americans, some even,
2734
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:21,600
they helped.
2735
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,733
They rounded them up.
2736
01:04:24,733 --> 01:04:28,466
They rounded the guards up,
2737
01:04:28,466 --> 01:04:31,066
and they gave the prisoners
2738
01:04:31,066 --> 01:04:34,133
their guns...
2739
01:04:34,133 --> 01:04:39,633
and the prisoners shot them one
2740
01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:43,033
by one like animals.
2741
01:04:43,033 --> 01:04:47,466
Like Jews.
2742
01:04:47,466 --> 01:04:50,433
And the Americans,
2743
01:04:50,433 --> 01:04:53,766
they just watched.
2744
01:04:53,766 --> 01:04:56,600
We just...
2745
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,933
We stood.
2746
01:04:58,933 --> 01:05:02,266
We watched.
2747
01:05:02,266 --> 01:05:05,200
And we were glad.
2748
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,100
My God!
2749
01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:11,233
We were glad.
2750
01:05:11,233 --> 01:05:15,566
I'm still glad.
2751
01:05:15,566 --> 01:05:18,633
For you, history
2752
01:05:18,633 --> 01:05:22,433
is an abstraction.
2753
01:05:22,433 --> 01:05:25,800
For us who have survived
2754
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,400
this century, this long,
2755
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:32,533
long century, there are
2756
01:05:32,533 --> 01:05:36,233
no abstractions anymore.
2757
01:05:36,233 --> 01:05:39,200
Happy birthday to you
2758
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:39,800
Come on, Dad.
2759
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:40,500
Come on, Michael.
2760
01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:41,033
Joey, sing.
2761
01:05:41,033 --> 01:05:43,533
...birthday to you
2762
01:05:43,533 --> 01:05:46,966
Happy birthday, dear Dad
2763
01:05:48,866 --> 01:05:52,100
Happy birthday to you
2764
01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:53,300
Does she need to that right
2765
01:05:53,300 --> 01:05:53,633
now?
2766
01:05:53,633 --> 01:05:54,100
Hello?
2767
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:54,800
Who is that?
2768
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:55,333
Honey?
2769
01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:56,100
Is that Abby?
2770
01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:57,000
What's going on?
2771
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:57,933
I can't hear you.
2772
01:05:57,933 --> 01:05:58,733
Where is she?
2773
01:05:58,733 --> 01:05:59,533
I can't hear her.
2774
01:05:59,533 --> 01:06:00,233
Make a wish.
2775
01:06:00,233 --> 01:06:01,133
Where is she, Ellen?
2776
01:06:01,133 --> 01:06:01,933
I can't hear you.
2777
01:06:01,933 --> 01:06:03,133
Everybody, shh! Shh!
2778
01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:06,533
Abby, slow down.
2779
01:06:04,266 --> 01:06:16,433
I can't understand you.
2780
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:21,800
What happened?
2781
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,233
Chaos in the Middle East,
2782
01:06:23,233 --> 01:06:24,533
where that "day of rage" turned
2783
01:06:24,533 --> 01:06:26,066
into violent confrontations
2784
01:06:26,066 --> 01:06:27,066
between Israelis
2785
01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:28,466
and Palestinians.
2786
01:06:28,466 --> 01:06:29,866
NBC's Martin Fletcher is
2787
01:06:29,866 --> 01:06:31,866
on the front lines in
2788
01:06:30,733 --> 01:06:31,966
Jerusalem.
2789
01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:34,466
Israeli police today
2790
01:06:34,466 --> 01:06:35,700
stormed the most sacred
2791
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,233
shrine in Jerusalem
2792
01:06:37,233 --> 01:06:38,433
after hours of running
2793
01:06:38,433 --> 01:06:39,766
battles with Palestinians.
2794
01:06:39,766 --> 01:06:41,300
They call this their "day
2795
01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:42,266
of rage,"
2796
01:06:42,266 --> 01:06:44,566
rage at the week's death toll.
2797
01:06:44,566 --> 01:06:45,766
Palestinians set fire
2798
01:06:45,766 --> 01:06:47,266
to this police station,
2799
01:06:47,266 --> 01:06:49,566
trapping police inside,
2800
01:06:49,566 --> 01:06:51,166
then hurled thousands of rocks
2801
01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:52,833
from inside the mosque.
2802
01:06:52,833 --> 01:06:54,466
Police fired back with tear gas
2803
01:06:54,466 --> 01:06:55,533
and rubber bullets,
2804
01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:57,400
avoiding live ammunition,
2805
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:58,633
trying to keep the death
2806
01:06:58,633 --> 01:07:00,133
toll down.
2807
01:07:00,133 --> 01:07:01,333
Palestinians set fire
2808
01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:02,800
to this police station,
2809
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,133
trapping police inside,
2810
01:07:05,133 --> 01:07:06,733
then hurled thousands of rocks
2811
01:07:06,733 --> 01:07:07,933
from inside the mosque.
2812
01:07:07,933 --> 01:07:09,600
I'm home!
2813
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,600
Finally!
2814
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:11,466
Oh, my God.
2815
01:07:11,466 --> 01:07:13,266
There's a terrible accident
2816
01:07:13,266 --> 01:07:15,533
on Wisconsin.
2817
01:07:17,633 --> 01:07:18,466
Dad?
2818
01:07:18,466 --> 01:07:19,500
Mm-hmm?
2819
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:21,566
Are you awake?
2820
01:07:21,566 --> 01:07:22,233
Oh, hi.
2821
01:07:22,233 --> 01:07:23,466
Mm.
2822
01:07:23,466 --> 01:07:24,466
You are awake.
2823
01:07:24,466 --> 01:07:25,533
Hi.
2824
01:07:25,533 --> 01:07:26,700
This is what the Israelis
2825
01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:28,866
were fearing.
2826
01:07:28,866 --> 01:07:29,566
Ugh.
2827
01:07:29,566 --> 01:07:31,666
That is the worst intersection,
2828
01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:32,733
at Albemarle,
2829
01:07:32,733 --> 01:07:34,233
and people go through their like
2830
01:07:34,233 --> 01:07:35,533
it's -- ugh, they're driving
2831
01:07:35,533 --> 01:07:36,766
60 miles an hour.
2832
01:07:36,766 --> 01:07:38,633
It's absurd.
2833
01:07:38,633 --> 01:07:40,933
Oh, here.
2834
01:07:40,933 --> 01:07:43,233
That doesn't
2835
01:07:41,633 --> 01:07:48,666
look very comfortable.
2836
01:07:48,666 --> 01:07:52,566
How's that?
2837
01:07:52,566 --> 01:07:55,200
I just spoke to Rod again.
2838
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,066
He said they're all pulling
2839
01:07:56,066 --> 01:08:00,000
for you, down at the store,
2840
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,800
the whole family.
2841
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,766
Eduardo wanted to come
2842
01:08:02,766 --> 01:08:04,233
and bring you flowers.
2843
01:08:04,233 --> 01:08:05,266
I said, "Ed, what is Dad
2844
01:08:05,266 --> 01:08:06,833
going to do with flowers?
2845
01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:08,000
He doesn't need flowers.
2846
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,466
What he needs is -- Ugh, he
2847
01:08:09,466 --> 01:08:10,833
needs somebody who could
2848
01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:11,566
actually...
2849
01:08:11,566 --> 01:08:12,700
He needs people here
2850
01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:13,900
helping him.
2851
01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:16,266
That's what he actually needs."
2852
01:08:16,266 --> 01:08:17,166
Ed said,
2853
01:08:17,166 --> 01:08:18,166
"But aren't you helping him?"
2854
01:08:18,166 --> 01:08:20,966
And I said, "Yes."
2855
01:08:20,966 --> 01:08:22,666
He said, "Well, what about
2856
01:08:22,666 --> 01:08:23,566
everybody else?"
2857
01:08:23,566 --> 01:08:26,133
I said, "Everybody else?
2858
01:08:26,133 --> 01:08:27,766
Who's that?
2859
01:08:27,766 --> 01:08:30,533
Oh, you mean my siblings. Oh.
2860
01:08:30,533 --> 01:08:32,266
"They're busy," I said,
2861
01:08:32,266 --> 01:08:33,466
"They've got very busy,
2862
01:08:33,466 --> 01:08:35,233
very important schedules
2863
01:08:35,233 --> 01:08:37,266
apparently, so..."
2864
01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:40,200
I'm just still -- I know
2865
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:41,666
I sound like a broken record,
2866
01:08:41,666 --> 01:08:42,500
but I'm still just
2867
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:43,966
a little unclear on what Holly
2868
01:08:43,966 --> 01:08:45,866
has better to do right now.
2869
01:08:45,866 --> 01:08:46,733
Just because I have to go back
2870
01:08:46,733 --> 01:08:48,399
to work eventually.
2871
01:08:48,399 --> 01:08:49,100
I've already used up
2872
01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:50,200
half my vacation days.
2873
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:51,566
I can't just...
2874
01:08:51,566 --> 01:08:53,866
I have a job, and Holly,
2875
01:08:53,866 --> 01:08:54,666
meanwhile,
2876
01:08:54,666 --> 01:08:56,399
she's sitting at home watching
2877
01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:57,533
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"
2878
01:08:57,533 --> 01:08:58,166
Hi, Sharon.
2879
01:08:58,166 --> 01:08:59,399
Oh! My God.
2880
01:09:02,133 --> 01:09:02,966
Did I scare you?
2881
01:09:03,966 --> 01:09:05,533
Oh, my God.
2882
01:09:05,533 --> 01:09:07,300
I'm sorry.
2883
01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:08,766
I, uh...
2884
01:09:08,766 --> 01:09:10,733
I was, uh...
2885
01:09:10,733 --> 01:09:13,633
I got refills on Dad's meds.
2886
01:09:13,633 --> 01:09:15,133
Did you save the receipt?
2887
01:09:15,133 --> 01:09:16,633
I put it on his Mastercard.
2888
01:09:16,633 --> 01:09:17,700
You just left Dad here?
2889
01:09:17,700 --> 01:09:18,300
Well, I was gone
2890
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:19,066
for 15 minutes!
2891
01:09:19,066 --> 01:09:19,700
Oh, really?
2892
01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:20,566
Because I've been here
2893
01:09:20,566 --> 01:09:21,433
for a half-hour so...
2894
01:09:21,433 --> 01:09:22,600
He was sleeping when I left,
2895
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,433
and he has the Life Alert
2896
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:29,000
if there's an emergency.
2897
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:29,966
I made up the guest room
2898
01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:31,000
for Michael and Ellen.
2899
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:31,733
Oh, thank you.
2900
01:09:31,733 --> 01:09:32,566
And I vacuumed --
2901
01:09:32,566 --> 01:09:33,366
I've been meaning
2902
01:09:33,366 --> 01:09:34,166
to vacuum all week.
2903
01:09:34,166 --> 01:09:35,366
Well, now you don't have to.
2904
01:09:35,366 --> 01:09:36,933
Now I don't. Good point.
2905
01:09:39,066 --> 01:09:40,399
You scared me half to death.
2906
01:09:40,399 --> 01:09:41,666
I know.
2907
01:09:43,133 --> 01:09:44,033
I thought I was going to have
2908
01:09:44,033 --> 01:09:44,966
a heart attack.
2909
01:09:44,966 --> 01:09:45,966
Thirsty, Dad?
2910
01:09:45,966 --> 01:09:47,366
I gave him a glass of water
2911
01:09:47,366 --> 01:09:48,233
just an hour ago.
2912
01:09:48,233 --> 01:09:49,633
His lips are chapped, Sharon!
2913
01:09:49,633 --> 01:09:50,466
Yeah, I've been
2914
01:09:50,466 --> 01:09:51,300
giving him water all morning.
2915
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:52,800
He needs to stay hydrated.
2916
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,933
Yes, I am aware,
2917
01:09:53,933 --> 01:09:54,533
hence the water.
2918
01:09:54,533 --> 01:09:55,300
His lips shouldn't
2919
01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:56,066
get chapped like this.
2920
01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:56,866
They weren't chapped
2921
01:09:56,866 --> 01:09:57,366
when I left.
2922
01:09:57,366 --> 01:09:58,300
Well, they're chapped now
2923
01:09:58,300 --> 01:10:00,566
so...
2924
01:10:00,566 --> 01:10:02,100
Here, Dad. Juice.
2925
01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:03,000
No, we got to use the left hand,
2926
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:03,666
remember?
2927
01:10:03,666 --> 01:10:05,366
Got to practice.
2928
01:10:05,366 --> 01:10:10,066
Come on. There you go.
2929
01:10:10,066 --> 01:10:11,966
There you go.
2930
01:10:11,966 --> 01:10:13,766
Oop, oop, oop.
2931
01:10:13,766 --> 01:10:14,400
That's all right.
2932
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,366
That's okay.
2933
01:10:16,366 --> 01:10:17,733
It's okay, Dad.
2934
01:10:17,733 --> 01:10:20,933
It's okay.
2935
01:10:20,933 --> 01:10:25,100
You want more?
2936
01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:29,533
Okay, Dad. Okay.
2937
01:10:29,533 --> 01:10:30,100
Guess who called
2938
01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:33,833
this morning.
2939
01:10:33,833 --> 01:10:34,966
Guess who called.
2940
01:10:34,966 --> 01:10:35,366
Holly?
2941
01:10:35,366 --> 01:10:36,600
I don't
2942
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:37,266
know, Sharon.
2943
01:10:37,266 --> 01:10:39,333
Rodrigo.
2944
01:10:39,333 --> 01:10:42,033
He's been calling every day.
2945
01:10:42,033 --> 01:10:42,700
That's nice.
2946
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:43,666
I know.
2947
01:10:43,666 --> 01:10:46,166
Don't you think?
2948
01:10:46,166 --> 01:10:46,800
Mm-hmm.
2949
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:47,533
He got Sylvie
2950
01:10:47,533 --> 01:10:48,366
on the phone yesterday.
2951
01:10:48,366 --> 01:10:50,533
I put it on speaker for Dad.
2952
01:10:50,533 --> 01:10:53,666
She was so sweet.
2953
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:54,233
Mm.
2954
01:10:54,233 --> 01:10:55,700
It really makes his day,
2955
01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:57,233
hearing from them --
2956
01:10:57,233 --> 01:10:59,433
hearing from anyone.
2957
01:10:59,433 --> 01:11:01,366
I'm sure.
2958
01:11:01,366 --> 01:11:03,266
How does he look?
2959
01:11:03,266 --> 01:11:04,333
what do you think?
2960
01:11:04,333 --> 01:11:06,566
Good.
2961
01:11:06,566 --> 01:11:08,100
He looks good.
2962
01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:09,966
Better, don't you think?
2963
01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:12,400
Better than last week?
2964
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:13,433
Mm-hmm.
2965
01:11:13,433 --> 01:11:16,333
Good.
2966
01:11:14,766 --> 01:11:22,900
I think so, too.
2967
01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:25,766
Much better.
2968
01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:39,000
It's been
2969
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:39,500
a nightmare.
2970
01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:40,033
How was I
2971
01:11:40,033 --> 01:11:40,866
supposed to know that?
2972
01:11:40,866 --> 01:11:41,666
An unending fucking
2973
01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:42,700
nightmare, and it hasn't even
2974
01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:43,233
been a week!
2975
01:11:43,233 --> 01:11:44,366
You told me he couldn't talk,
2976
01:11:44,366 --> 01:11:45,366
Holly -- that's all anyone told
2977
01:11:45,366 --> 01:11:45,700
me.
2978
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:46,733
It's more than he can't talk.
2979
01:11:46,733 --> 01:11:47,766
He can't -- He's not even --
2980
01:11:47,766 --> 01:11:48,533
He just sits there.
2981
01:11:48,533 --> 01:11:49,166
Isn't it fun?
2982
01:11:49,166 --> 01:11:50,100
Does he have any idea
2983
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:50,900
what's going on or --
2984
01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:52,033
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
2985
01:11:52,033 --> 01:11:52,833
He's in and out.
2986
01:11:52,833 --> 01:11:53,933
He -- He gets confused.
2987
01:11:53,933 --> 01:11:55,000
He forgets where he is.
2988
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:55,900
So cognitively he --
2989
01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:57,900
He can't dress himself.
2990
01:11:57,900 --> 01:11:59,700
He can't, uh, feed himself.
2991
01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:00,666
He can't go up the stairs
2992
01:12:00,666 --> 01:12:01,400
by himself.
2993
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,233
We have him sleeping on
2994
01:12:02,233 --> 01:12:04,166
a pull-out sofa in the office.
2995
01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:05,833
He can't use the bathroom
2996
01:12:05,833 --> 01:12:06,400
by himself.
2997
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:07,866
Jesus.
2998
01:12:07,866 --> 01:12:09,300
Yeah, it's all very good
2999
01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:09,766
news.
3000
01:12:09,766 --> 01:12:11,200
So what are we gonna do?
3001
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,266
What do you mean
3002
01:12:12,266 --> 01:12:13,566
what are we going to do?
3003
01:12:13,566 --> 01:12:14,433
I mean, in terms --
3004
01:12:14,433 --> 01:12:15,733
Does he need professional care?
3005
01:12:15,733 --> 01:12:16,500
Professional care?
3006
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:17,533
He's getting professional care.
3007
01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:18,533
He's in occupational therapy.
3008
01:12:18,533 --> 01:12:19,400
He's in physical therapy.
3009
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:20,433
Here, I'm saying -- somebody
3010
01:12:20,433 --> 01:12:21,366
here, somebody living here.
3011
01:12:21,366 --> 01:12:22,733
I don't know, maybe.
3012
01:12:22,733 --> 01:12:23,766
What about Sharon?
3013
01:12:23,766 --> 01:12:24,666
What about her?
3014
01:12:24,666 --> 01:12:25,666
Isn't she sort --
3015
01:12:25,666 --> 01:12:27,266
She's already living here,
3016
01:12:27,266 --> 01:12:28,833
right, it seems like?
3017
01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:29,533
What are you saying,
3018
01:12:29,533 --> 01:12:30,233
we should hire Sharon
3019
01:12:30,233 --> 01:12:30,933
to be Dad's nurse?
3020
01:12:30,933 --> 01:12:31,800
No, I'm saying maybe
3021
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:32,833
that's -- if that's something
3022
01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:33,933
she wants to keep doing for the
3023
01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:34,433
time being.
3024
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:35,533
Would you want to keep doing
3025
01:12:35,533 --> 01:12:35,833
that?
3026
01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:36,566
I'm not Sharon.
3027
01:12:36,566 --> 01:12:38,366
I don't enjoy my own misery
3028
01:12:38,366 --> 01:12:39,633
in quite the same way she does.
3029
01:12:39,633 --> 01:12:40,066
Oh, oh.
3030
01:12:40,066 --> 01:12:40,933
She's already complaining.
3031
01:12:40,933 --> 01:12:41,533
She's already --
3032
01:12:41,533 --> 01:12:42,300
I'm not doing anything,
3033
01:12:42,300 --> 01:12:43,266
Howard is not doing anything.
3034
01:12:43,266 --> 01:12:44,166
Okay, because otherwise,
3035
01:12:44,166 --> 01:12:46,100
I mean, a person who comes here,
3036
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:46,933
a live-in person,
3037
01:12:46,933 --> 01:12:47,966
that's gonna be --
3038
01:12:47,966 --> 01:12:49,566
that's -- that's very expensive.
3039
01:12:49,566 --> 01:12:50,200
Yes, Michael.
3040
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,300
We know it's gonna be expensive.
3041
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:51,766
Thank you.
3042
01:12:51,766 --> 01:12:52,733
I'm saying I don't think
3043
01:12:52,733 --> 01:12:53,700
Medicare covers that kind of
3044
01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:54,033
thing.
3045
01:12:54,033 --> 01:12:55,133
Well, it didn't cover it for
3046
01:12:55,133 --> 01:12:55,400
Mom.
3047
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:56,300
Right, so exactly.
3048
01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:57,066
And you weren't there
3049
01:12:57,066 --> 01:12:58,766
for most of that, I guess.
3050
01:12:58,766 --> 01:12:59,400
Is that --
3051
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:00,666
Are you guilt-tripping me now
3052
01:13:00,666 --> 01:13:01,200
about Mom?
3053
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:02,166
Do you feel guilty?
3054
01:13:02,166 --> 01:13:03,533
I don't live here, Holly.
3055
01:13:03,533 --> 01:13:05,033
It's a trek for me to get here.
3056
01:13:05,033 --> 01:13:06,266
You live 15 minutes away.
3057
01:13:06,266 --> 01:13:06,700
30 to 45
3058
01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:07,433
in traffic, actually.
3059
01:13:07,433 --> 01:13:08,166
Well, you're a much
3060
01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:08,966
better person than I am.
3061
01:13:08,966 --> 01:13:09,866
Give me a fucking break,
3062
01:13:09,866 --> 01:13:10,233
Michael.
3063
01:13:10,233 --> 01:13:11,000
You show up here a week
3064
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:11,566
after the stroke?
3065
01:13:11,566 --> 01:13:12,233
Yeah, you told me
3066
01:13:12,233 --> 01:13:12,866
you didn't need me.
3067
01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:13,700
You and Sharon both told me
3068
01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:14,133
not to come.
3069
01:13:14,133 --> 01:13:15,000
Because we know how busy you
3070
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:15,300
are.
3071
01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:16,200
Yes, I am in litigation --
3072
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:16,866
Professional care?
3073
01:13:16,866 --> 01:13:17,800
What do you think we're doing,
3074
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:18,500
giving him aspirins --
3075
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:19,366
If you would have told me
3076
01:13:19,366 --> 01:13:20,133
to come here sooner, I --
3077
01:13:20,133 --> 01:13:20,966
Woulda, coulda, shoulda.
3078
01:13:20,966 --> 01:13:21,433
Fuck you.
3079
01:13:21,433 --> 01:13:21,866
Fuck you.
3080
01:13:21,866 --> 01:13:22,466
No, fuck you --
3081
01:13:22,466 --> 01:13:23,366
No, fuck you, Michael, you
3082
01:13:23,366 --> 01:13:25,233
fucking self-righteous fucking
3083
01:13:24,266 --> 01:13:37,966
asshole.
3084
01:13:41,233 --> 01:13:42,033
How was the train?
3085
01:13:42,033 --> 01:13:43,000
Did you take the train?
3086
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,166
How was the train?
3087
01:13:45,033 --> 01:13:45,966
We took the bus.
3088
01:13:45,966 --> 01:13:46,666
Greyhound?
3089
01:13:46,666 --> 01:13:47,400
Do you really care?
3090
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:48,700
No, I don't.
3091
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,766
How are you?
3092
01:13:58,766 --> 01:13:59,333
How am I?
3093
01:13:59,333 --> 01:14:00,433
I feel like we haven't
3094
01:14:00,433 --> 01:14:01,200
spoken in months.
3095
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,266
We spoke yesterday.
3096
01:14:02,266 --> 01:14:03,266
For 10 minutes.
3097
01:14:03,266 --> 01:14:04,633
I am great, Holly.
3098
01:14:04,633 --> 01:14:06,366
I've never been better.
3099
01:14:06,366 --> 01:14:09,200
Are you being facetious?
3100
01:14:07,533 --> 01:14:12,566
Yes, I am.
3101
01:14:12,566 --> 01:14:15,200
How's the job search going?
3102
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,200
The job search, that's funny.
3103
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:20,100
Um, I can't get a job anywhere
3104
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:22,666
in North America at this point.
3105
01:14:22,666 --> 01:14:24,000
I have a publicist, though.
3106
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,700
I got a publicist.
3107
01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:28,100
He gets me speaking engagements
3108
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:29,866
at left-wing colleges
3109
01:14:29,866 --> 01:14:31,600
and bookstores, tiny bookstores.
3110
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,533
That's fancy.
3111
01:14:32,533 --> 01:14:33,400
It's not really.
3112
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,033
Better than nothing?
3113
01:14:35,033 --> 01:14:37,166
It essentially is nothing,
3114
01:14:37,166 --> 01:14:38,300
so minus 5%
3115
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,800
for the publicist.
3116
01:14:40,933 --> 01:14:41,900
And the lawsuit,
3117
01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:42,500
it's still --
3118
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,500
Ongoing.
3119
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:45,100
Have you thought
3120
01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:46,533
about settling?
3121
01:14:46,533 --> 01:14:47,900
Sure.
3122
01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:48,733
Yeah, they just need
3123
01:14:48,733 --> 01:14:50,300
to reinstate me in my position
3124
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:51,500
with lost wages,
3125
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:53,266
plus damages for defamation,
3126
01:14:53,266 --> 01:14:55,533
and I want an apology --
3127
01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:57,133
public apology from the board,
3128
01:14:57,133 --> 01:14:57,833
from the president,
3129
01:14:57,833 --> 01:14:59,300
then, sure, I'll settle for
3130
01:14:59,300 --> 01:14:59,766
that.
3131
01:14:59,766 --> 01:15:00,633
That's fine.
3132
01:15:00,633 --> 01:15:01,733
What do they say?
3133
01:15:01,733 --> 01:15:02,333
What do they say?
3134
01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:03,600
They say my work
3135
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,300
lacks scholarly rigor.
3136
01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:07,200
That's their term of art,
3137
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:08,133
"scholarly rigor,"
3138
01:15:08,133 --> 01:15:09,166
whatever that means --
3139
01:15:09,166 --> 01:15:11,533
scholarly rigor, which this
3140
01:15:11,533 --> 01:15:12,933
is after the faculty committee
3141
01:15:12,933 --> 01:15:14,666
voted unanimously
3142
01:15:14,666 --> 01:15:16,300
to recommend me for tenure,
3143
01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:18,266
glowing reviews from students,
3144
01:15:18,266 --> 01:15:19,100
fellow academics,
3145
01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:21,266
but, no, the board has decided
3146
01:15:21,266 --> 01:15:23,166
that they know better.
3147
01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:24,633
Only the second time, by the
3148
01:15:24,633 --> 01:15:26,066
way, in the 150-year history
3149
01:15:26,066 --> 01:15:27,466
of the university, that the
3150
01:15:27,466 --> 01:15:29,100
Board of Trustees has refused to
3151
01:15:29,100 --> 01:15:30,966
approve a tenure recommendation.
3152
01:15:30,966 --> 01:15:32,166
"What was the first time?"
3153
01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:33,300
you may be asking yourself.
3154
01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:34,633
Oh, well, the guy was
3155
01:15:34,633 --> 01:15:36,033
accused -- This is not a joke.
3156
01:15:36,033 --> 01:15:36,766
He was accused
3157
01:15:36,766 --> 01:15:39,400
of fucking a horse.
3158
01:15:43,966 --> 01:15:46,600
So, uh, in the annals of
3159
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:48,633
university history, it is now me
3160
01:15:48,633 --> 01:15:50,366
and the horse fucker.
3161
01:15:53,833 --> 01:15:55,533
So they didn't like the book?
3162
01:15:58,866 --> 01:15:59,666
No, they did not
3163
01:15:59,666 --> 01:16:00,533
like the book.
3164
01:16:00,533 --> 01:16:02,300
They, um -- They disliked
3165
01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:03,500
the book, I would say.
3166
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:04,733
Is it selling at least?
3167
01:16:04,733 --> 01:16:05,733
How is it supposed to sell
3168
01:16:05,733 --> 01:16:06,700
when the publisher won't market
3169
01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:07,033
it?
3170
01:16:07,033 --> 01:16:08,866
I mean, it's, like, you'd think
3171
01:16:08,866 --> 01:16:12,400
it never even happened.
3172
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:16,566
Sharon said that Abby...
3173
01:16:16,566 --> 01:16:18,233
decided not to go back to
3174
01:16:18,233 --> 01:16:21,566
school.
3175
01:16:21,566 --> 01:16:23,400
When we took her in January,
3176
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:24,366
she couldn't wait to start
3177
01:16:24,366 --> 01:16:25,900
classes and see her friends,
3178
01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:27,933
and then we got a call from the
3179
01:16:27,933 --> 01:16:29,066
emergency room three weeks
3180
01:16:29,066 --> 01:16:32,300
later.
3181
01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:34,866
Before Israel, we didn't...
3182
01:16:34,866 --> 01:16:36,466
We thought she had an eating
3183
01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:37,133
disorder.
3184
01:16:37,133 --> 01:16:37,900
Even when she was
3185
01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:38,766
in the hospital last year,
3186
01:16:38,766 --> 01:16:41,033
it was bad, but it was still...
3187
01:16:41,033 --> 01:16:42,666
We'd seen bad.
3188
01:16:42,666 --> 01:16:43,466
We didn't think it was some
3189
01:16:43,466 --> 01:16:46,500
kind of actual...
3190
01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:49,166
Hearing voices?
3191
01:16:49,166 --> 01:16:52,500
Talking to herself?
3192
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:55,066
Hurting herself?
3193
01:16:55,066 --> 01:16:56,366
Cutting herself?
3194
01:16:56,366 --> 01:16:58,733
Well, the cutting, sometimes
3195
01:16:58,733 --> 01:17:00,000
they do that for attention.
3196
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,433
No.
3197
01:17:01,433 --> 01:17:03,900
These were not, um...
3198
01:17:03,900 --> 01:17:08,333
What happened in Jerusalem...
3199
01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:09,200
I don't know how much you
3200
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:10,433
actually want to hear this all.
3201
01:17:10,433 --> 01:17:13,533
No, I...
3202
01:17:13,533 --> 01:17:15,966
I want to hear.
3203
01:17:15,966 --> 01:17:18,300
The depth of the cuts,
3204
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,733
the lacerations that she made,
3205
01:17:19,733 --> 01:17:23,166
these were very...
3206
01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:25,800
They were not superficial.
3207
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,300
Oh.
3208
01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:29,066
They told us
3209
01:17:29,066 --> 01:17:30,500
it was Jerusalem syndrome,
3210
01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:31,600
that Abby had a case
3211
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:33,100
of Jerusalem syndrome.
3212
01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:33,966
Howard looked it up
3213
01:17:33,966 --> 01:17:35,533
on the computer.
3214
01:17:35,533 --> 01:17:36,400
The hospital there said
3215
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:37,966
they see 100,
3216
01:17:37,966 --> 01:17:39,566
150 people a year with it.
3217
01:17:39,566 --> 01:17:40,500
That's a lot.
3218
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:41,766
Well, it's especially people
3219
01:17:41,766 --> 01:17:43,266
with preexisting --
3220
01:17:43,266 --> 01:17:44,266
if they already have certain
3221
01:17:44,266 --> 01:17:46,500
trauma or emotional issues
3222
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:48,633
or -- which obviously Abby --
3223
01:17:48,633 --> 01:17:49,300
it can trigger --
3224
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:51,233
Just being there in the city,
3225
01:17:51,233 --> 01:17:52,766
people who aren't even
3226
01:17:52,766 --> 01:17:54,733
religious, suddenly they start
3227
01:17:54,733 --> 01:17:56,600
seeing visions and scaring
3228
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:58,233
tourists and...
3229
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:01,200
But if it was Jerusalem
3230
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:05,000
syndrome, she's home now,
3231
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:09,733
so why is she still...
3232
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:15,233
Why isn't she okay?
3233
01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:16,966
How's Ellen managing?
3234
01:18:16,966 --> 01:18:19,533
Ellen is...
3235
01:18:19,533 --> 01:18:20,833
She's in complete denial.
3236
01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:22,066
She spent the whole fall going
3237
01:18:22,066 --> 01:18:23,533
with Abby to temple,
3238
01:18:23,533 --> 01:18:24,333
every Saturday.
3239
01:18:24,333 --> 01:18:25,333
She thinks this is all --
3240
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:26,333
She thinks Abby is having
3241
01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:27,966
a spiritual crisis.
3242
01:18:27,966 --> 01:18:28,633
She wants her
3243
01:18:28,633 --> 01:18:29,533
to talk to a rabbi.
3244
01:18:29,533 --> 01:18:32,000
She wants her to be a rabbi.
3245
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,000
She doesn't understand that when
3246
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,666
Abby says she's having visions,
3247
01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:35,466
when Abby
3248
01:18:35,466 --> 01:18:36,433
says God is speaking to her,
3249
01:18:36,433 --> 01:18:37,366
what she really means is
3250
01:18:37,366 --> 01:18:39,000
she's having a mental breakdown.
3251
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,266
Not something to be encouraged.
3252
01:18:40,266 --> 01:18:41,866
She's not Joan of Arc.
3253
01:18:43,366 --> 01:18:44,633
Although look at Joan of Arc.
3254
01:18:44,633 --> 01:18:45,666
Imagine if she'd been alive
3255
01:18:45,666 --> 01:18:46,666
in the age of Wellbutrin
3256
01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:47,700
and cognitive behavioral
3257
01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:48,500
therapy.
3258
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:56,300
She -- She thinks
3259
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:59,433
that God is speaking to her?
3260
01:18:59,433 --> 01:19:03,166
On occasion.
3261
01:19:03,166 --> 01:19:04,533
Do you want some drugs maybe?
3262
01:19:04,533 --> 01:19:05,333
It sounds like you
3263
01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:06,333
could maybe use some drugs.
3264
01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:07,000
What do you have?
3265
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,300
Everything.
3266
01:19:09,433 --> 01:19:10,466
I'm like a pharmacy.
3267
01:19:10,466 --> 01:19:12,766
I've got Ativan, uh, Klonopin,
3268
01:19:12,766 --> 01:19:14,266
Xanax, Valium.
3269
01:19:14,266 --> 01:19:18,633
I'll have half a Xanax if...
3270
01:19:18,633 --> 01:19:20,300
Where did you get all those?
3271
01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:22,400
They're prescriptions.
3272
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:24,566
I have anxiety issues.
3273
01:19:24,566 --> 01:19:25,166
I'm being treated
3274
01:19:25,166 --> 01:19:26,166
by many doctors.
3275
01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:26,800
They don't know
3276
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,266
about each other.
3277
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:32,533
Take the whole thing.
3278
01:19:30,866 --> 01:19:36,200
You'll thank me later.
3279
01:19:44,433 --> 01:19:46,433
Wow. This is like old times.
3280
01:19:48,966 --> 01:19:50,666
Me and my big sister getting
3281
01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:55,400
high and listening to Jim Croce.
3282
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:00,766
Yeah.
3283
01:20:00,766 --> 01:20:01,900
No Jim Croce this time.
3284
01:20:01,900 --> 01:20:03,033
Well, that's too bad.
3285
01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:05,766
So, how are you?
3286
01:20:05,766 --> 01:20:07,166
How are things with you,
3287
01:20:07,166 --> 01:20:10,566
aside from the anxiety issues?
3288
01:20:10,566 --> 01:20:11,700
Things are all right.
3289
01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:13,666
Well, until Dad.
3290
01:20:13,666 --> 01:20:14,800
Yeah? Joey is...
3291
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,466
Joey is okay.
3292
01:20:16,466 --> 01:20:17,233
How's Howard?
3293
01:20:17,233 --> 01:20:18,766
Working like a maniac.
3294
01:20:18,766 --> 01:20:19,833
Traveling all the time,
3295
01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:21,633
doing all these big mergers.
3296
01:20:21,633 --> 01:20:22,133
Uh-huh.
3297
01:20:22,133 --> 01:20:22,966
He got a computer
3298
01:20:22,966 --> 01:20:23,700
for his birthday.
3299
01:20:23,700 --> 01:20:24,733
Now he's obsessed with it,
3300
01:20:24,733 --> 01:20:26,266
"the Web."
3301
01:20:26,266 --> 01:20:27,500
Whenever he's home, he's down in
3302
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:29,833
the basement on AOL.
3303
01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:31,700
He does these family
3304
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:33,700
genealogy things, chat rooms.
3305
01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:34,600
Sounds fun.
3306
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:35,466
Yeah, I think he's probably
3307
01:20:35,466 --> 01:20:37,733
doing porno things is my hunch.
3308
01:20:37,733 --> 01:20:39,266
I mean, genealogies at 4:00
3309
01:20:39,266 --> 01:20:40,200
in the morning
3310
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,800
does not sound normal to me.
3311
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,233
Well, but it is Howard so --
3312
01:20:44,766 --> 01:20:51,700
Yeah.
3313
01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:52,766
Hey, I want to show you
3314
01:20:52,766 --> 01:20:55,733
something.
3315
01:20:55,733 --> 01:20:57,133
I had these printed
3316
01:20:57,133 --> 01:21:01,100
up the other week.
3317
01:20:59,366 --> 01:21:04,966
Take a look.
3318
01:21:04,966 --> 01:21:05,900
"Holly Fischer,
3319
01:21:05,900 --> 01:21:07,766
Spaces and Places."
3320
01:21:07,766 --> 01:21:09,200
And everyone says interior
3321
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,833
decorator, interior designer.
3322
01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:12,166
I thought, "Let's do something
3323
01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:13,100
different.
3324
01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:15,533
Let's do something fun," right?
3325
01:21:15,533 --> 01:21:18,800
"Spaces and Places."
3326
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:19,800
It's fun, right?
3327
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:20,600
Isn't it fun?
3328
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:21,866
Yeah, it's very fun.
3329
01:21:21,866 --> 01:21:23,900
It's so fun, but it's gonna
3330
01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:24,933
be very upscale,
3331
01:21:24,933 --> 01:21:27,266
like, very concierge, right?
3332
01:21:27,266 --> 01:21:28,200
And this architect and I,
3333
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:29,366
we've been really getting into
3334
01:21:29,366 --> 01:21:31,133
the plans, and then especially
3335
01:21:31,133 --> 01:21:32,000
since Dad got sick,
3336
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,233
I thought, "Hello? Wake-up call.
3337
01:21:33,233 --> 01:21:34,400
We can't keep waiting on this."
3338
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:35,800
I mean, we're talking about
3339
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:36,666
we need somebody
3340
01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:37,500
living here, taking care of him.
3341
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:38,633
Well, guess what?
3342
01:21:38,633 --> 01:21:39,966
Dad needs someone in that store
3343
01:21:39,966 --> 01:21:40,800
who is going to be
3344
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:41,666
paying real money every month,
3345
01:21:41,666 --> 01:21:42,600
not the discount.
3346
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:43,366
Wait, so you're going
3347
01:21:43,366 --> 01:21:44,933
to pay rent to Dad?
3348
01:21:44,933 --> 01:21:45,700
Why not?
3349
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:46,533
I'll -- Howard and I
3350
01:21:46,533 --> 01:21:47,933
will pay the actual price,
3351
01:21:47,933 --> 01:21:49,633
not the discounted special,
3352
01:21:49,633 --> 01:21:50,566
and we'll do all the
3353
01:21:50,566 --> 01:21:52,100
renovations, all the upgrades.
3354
01:21:52,100 --> 01:21:52,933
What does Sharon
3355
01:21:52,933 --> 01:21:53,633
say about this?
3356
01:21:53,633 --> 01:21:54,400
Oh, my God.
3357
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:55,533
Sharon is practically --
3358
01:21:55,533 --> 01:21:56,366
I mean, she would cut
3359
01:21:56,366 --> 01:21:57,633
my head off before she lets me
3360
01:21:57,633 --> 01:21:58,366
take the store
3361
01:21:58,366 --> 01:21:59,066
away from these people.
3362
01:21:59,066 --> 01:21:59,900
Mikey, you should see
3363
01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:01,266
how she is with this
3364
01:22:01,266 --> 01:22:02,433
little Spanish girl.
3365
01:22:02,433 --> 01:22:04,333
I mean, I think she finally
3366
01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:05,500
understands that she's not gonna
3367
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:06,500
have children of her own,
3368
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:07,500
that that's over and done with,
3369
01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:08,600
and so this little girl,
3370
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,566
it could be...
3371
01:22:10,566 --> 01:22:11,266
It could be, like,
3372
01:22:11,266 --> 01:22:12,400
her adopted daughter.
3373
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:14,000
It's sick.
3374
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:14,733
So you haven't
3375
01:22:14,733 --> 01:22:15,700
brought it up with her?
3376
01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:16,966
Well, I figured I wanted
3377
01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:18,100
to make sure you were on my side
3378
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:19,166
before I did.
3379
01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:21,966
I really have to pick a side?
3380
01:22:21,966 --> 01:22:22,833
I'm sorry.
3381
01:22:22,833 --> 01:22:24,566
Are you new to this family?
3382
01:22:25,666 --> 01:22:26,633
Have you never been
3383
01:22:26,633 --> 01:22:29,633
in this house before?
3384
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:32,166
Oh, no. You keep that.
3385
01:22:32,166 --> 01:22:34,533
That's yours.
3386
01:22:34,533 --> 01:22:35,466
So, tell me more
3387
01:22:35,466 --> 01:22:36,500
about your career.
3388
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:38,233
I mean, it's official?
3389
01:22:38,233 --> 01:22:39,933
You're fired, end of story?
3390
01:22:39,933 --> 01:22:41,200
The university doesn't have
3391
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,466
an open position for me.
3392
01:22:43,466 --> 01:22:44,566
That's the party line --
3393
01:22:44,566 --> 01:22:45,933
no open position.
3394
01:22:45,933 --> 01:22:46,700
Because
3395
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:48,033
the Anti-Defamation League
3396
01:22:48,033 --> 01:22:49,133
has nothing better to do
3397
01:22:49,133 --> 01:22:50,400
than to turn me into their cause
3398
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:51,733
of the month.
3399
01:22:51,733 --> 01:22:53,200
I'm the self-hating
3400
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:54,533
Jewish Studies professor/Hitler
3401
01:22:54,533 --> 01:22:55,633
apologist, who wants
3402
01:22:55,633 --> 01:22:58,266
to wipe Israel off the map.
3403
01:22:58,266 --> 01:22:59,033
Wow.
3404
01:22:59,033 --> 01:22:59,800
I mean, the bottom line
3405
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:00,733
is they can't fire you
3406
01:23:00,733 --> 01:23:01,633
for saying something politically
3407
01:23:01,633 --> 01:23:03,166
they find noxious,
3408
01:23:03,166 --> 01:23:04,733
so this is how they do it.
3409
01:23:04,733 --> 01:23:06,000
This is the game plan.
3410
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,133
They find some technical
3411
01:23:07,133 --> 01:23:08,133
loop hole.
3412
01:23:08,133 --> 01:23:09,033
They use words like
3413
01:23:09,033 --> 01:23:10,266
scholarly rigor so they don't
3414
01:23:10,266 --> 01:23:11,633
have to say the truth,
3415
01:23:11,633 --> 01:23:13,033
which is that academic freedom
3416
01:23:13,033 --> 01:23:14,333
in this country does not extend
3417
01:23:14,333 --> 01:23:18,800
past the green line, pass 1967,
3418
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:22,833
let alone '48.
3419
01:23:22,833 --> 01:23:24,966
It's a dark time.
3420
01:23:24,966 --> 01:23:27,033
Sounds like it.
3421
01:23:27,033 --> 01:23:29,233
For all of us.
3422
01:23:29,233 --> 01:23:30,433
I mean, another Bush
3423
01:23:30,433 --> 01:23:31,633
in the White House?
3424
01:23:31,633 --> 01:23:32,400
Ugh.
3425
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:33,566
A second intifada?
3426
01:23:33,566 --> 01:23:35,533
Ariel Sharon, the butcher
3427
01:23:35,533 --> 01:23:36,766
of Sabra and Shatila --
3428
01:23:36,766 --> 01:23:38,766
history repeating itself,
3429
01:23:38,766 --> 01:23:40,533
every terrible thing coming back
3430
01:23:40,533 --> 01:23:41,833
around again but worse,
3431
01:23:41,833 --> 01:23:43,333
and where are we in all this,
3432
01:23:43,333 --> 01:23:45,200
American Jews?
3433
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,666
We're just rah-rah-rahing
3434
01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:47,833
along with everyone else,
3435
01:23:47,833 --> 01:23:49,433
the Bushes and the Cheneys
3436
01:23:49,433 --> 01:23:50,833
and the Donald Rumsfelds
3437
01:23:50,833 --> 01:23:51,766
of the world.
3438
01:23:51,766 --> 01:23:54,533
Alan Greenspan.
3439
01:23:54,533 --> 01:23:56,066
That's what's left.
3440
01:23:56,066 --> 01:23:57,800
That's our inheritance.
3441
01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,333
A hundred years ago,
3442
01:23:59,333 --> 01:24:01,466
we had Albert Einstein.
3443
01:24:01,466 --> 01:24:02,966
We had Emma Goldman,
3444
01:24:02,966 --> 01:24:04,533
Hannah Arendt, Walter Benjamin.
3445
01:24:04,533 --> 01:24:05,266
Now who do we have,
3446
01:24:05,266 --> 01:24:06,733
William Kristol?
3447
01:24:09,733 --> 01:24:11,966
Alan Dershowitz?
3448
01:24:11,966 --> 01:24:13,366
That's what remains of the great
3449
01:24:13,366 --> 01:24:14,700
Jewish radical
3450
01:24:14,700 --> 01:24:15,933
intellectual tradition?
3451
01:24:15,933 --> 01:24:17,500
O.J. Simpson's defense attorney,
3452
01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:18,666
really?
3453
01:24:18,666 --> 01:24:19,600
What happened to the red
3454
01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:21,333
diaper babies, the Jews
3455
01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:22,933
who sat at the lunch counters
3456
01:24:22,933 --> 01:24:25,033
and marched in Selma, you know,
3457
01:24:25,033 --> 01:24:26,366
who burned their draft cards
3458
01:24:26,366 --> 01:24:28,033
and stormed the Pentagon?
3459
01:24:28,033 --> 01:24:29,633
We were in the streets.
3460
01:24:29,633 --> 01:24:31,566
We were shutting down traffic,
3461
01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:33,466
disobeying police orders,
3462
01:24:33,466 --> 01:24:34,833
refusing to be silent
3463
01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:36,733
in the face of empire and death,
3464
01:24:36,733 --> 01:24:38,200
but we traded all that in
3465
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:39,366
for a seat at the table,
3466
01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:40,700
for Joe Lieberman
3467
01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:42,100
on the presidential ticket,
3468
01:24:42,100 --> 01:24:43,000
and look at us now.
3469
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,733
Now the whole world eats bagels.
3470
01:24:45,733 --> 01:24:48,000
They watch "Seinfeld" in Topeka.
3471
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,400
We even have our own country
3472
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:50,700
with our own atom bombs
3473
01:24:50,700 --> 01:24:51,433
and everything!
3474
01:24:51,433 --> 01:24:53,333
Star of David gunships!
3475
01:24:53,333 --> 01:24:54,833
We're white people now!
3476
01:24:56,033 --> 01:24:58,733
We're respectable!
3477
01:24:58,733 --> 01:25:03,700
We're nothing.
3478
01:25:02,166 --> 01:25:09,900
We're nothing at all.
3479
01:25:09,900 --> 01:25:11,666
But, so, I can count
3480
01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:14,466
on you, though, with the store?
3481
01:25:19,466 --> 01:25:20,533
Sure.
3482
01:25:21,933 --> 01:25:22,766
I think I'm starting
3483
01:25:22,766 --> 01:25:24,866
to feel that Xanax.
3484
01:25:24,866 --> 01:25:25,866
My tongue is really heavy
3485
01:25:25,866 --> 01:25:27,066
all of a sudden.
3486
01:25:27,066 --> 01:25:28,766
Take a nap.
3487
01:25:28,766 --> 01:25:31,733
Maybe.
3488
01:25:31,733 --> 01:25:33,433
I'm happy you're here, Mikey.
3489
01:25:33,433 --> 01:25:34,400
Don't call me Mikey.
3490
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:35,900
I hate that.
3491
01:25:35,900 --> 01:25:36,666
I'm happy
3492
01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:41,000
you're here...Michael.
3493
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,966
Me too.
3494
01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:49,100
He don't even look his age!
3495
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:50,800
Yes. He doesn't.
3496
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:51,800
My gosh.
3497
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:52,866
But this is good.
3498
01:25:52,866 --> 01:25:55,166
You are a tutor and a mentor
3499
01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:57,633
in school, an assistant teacher
3500
01:25:57,633 --> 01:26:01,433
in anger management.
3501
01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:08,900
Whoa.
3502
01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:13,100
How's school?
3503
01:26:13,100 --> 01:26:14,533
It sucks.
3504
01:26:15,966 --> 01:26:19,366
That's too bad.
3505
01:26:17,700 --> 01:26:22,466
I'm used to it.
3506
01:26:22,466 --> 01:26:23,866
We saw your sister's play
3507
01:26:23,866 --> 01:26:27,400
a few weeks ago, "The Seagull."
3508
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:28,533
Mom said Jennifer had the
3509
01:26:28,533 --> 01:26:30,633
smallest part in the whole show.
3510
01:26:30,633 --> 01:26:31,466
Well, she didn't say
3511
01:26:31,466 --> 01:26:32,366
very much,
3512
01:26:32,366 --> 01:26:34,333
but she was onstage a lot,
3513
01:26:34,333 --> 01:26:35,833
especially in between scenes,
3514
01:26:35,833 --> 01:26:37,833
moving things on and off.
3515
01:26:40,233 --> 01:26:41,866
Is Abby coming today?
3516
01:26:41,866 --> 01:26:42,600
She's not,
3517
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:45,700
but she sends her love.
3518
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:46,400
Is she living
3519
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:49,100
in a mental hospital?
3520
01:26:49,100 --> 01:26:49,766
Is she --
3521
01:26:49,766 --> 01:26:50,766
Howard says she has to live
3522
01:26:50,766 --> 01:26:52,366
in a mental hospital.
3523
01:26:52,366 --> 01:26:53,566
She was in -- It's called
3524
01:26:53,566 --> 01:26:54,566
an outpatient program.
3525
01:26:54,566 --> 01:26:55,333
She was never --
3526
01:26:55,333 --> 01:26:58,633
She's not in a mental hospital.
3527
01:26:58,633 --> 01:27:00,000
Howard said Abby went crazy
3528
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,300
in Israel.
3529
01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:03,900
Abby had...
3530
01:27:03,900 --> 01:27:04,800
She was going through a very --
3531
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:06,366
a tough time,
3532
01:27:06,366 --> 01:27:07,500
but she's doing a lot better.
3533
01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:10,600
She's feeling really good now.
3534
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:13,066
Why isn't she here?
3535
01:27:13,066 --> 01:27:15,033
She had...
3536
01:27:15,033 --> 01:27:16,933
She has a busy schedule.
3537
01:27:16,933 --> 01:27:18,133
At the mental hospital?
3538
01:27:18,133 --> 01:27:19,000
Again,
3539
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:19,900
there's no mental hospital.
3540
01:27:19,900 --> 01:27:24,066
There's an outpatient program.
3541
01:27:24,066 --> 01:27:25,466
Ellen.
3542
01:27:25,466 --> 01:27:26,333
I didn't know you were here.
3543
01:27:26,333 --> 01:27:28,233
Oh, we just got in.
3544
01:27:28,233 --> 01:27:29,166
And you're here, too.
3545
01:27:29,166 --> 01:27:32,000
Hi.
3546
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,900
How long has he been asleep?
3547
01:27:33,900 --> 01:27:36,200
About 10 minutes.
3548
01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:36,900
Do you think
3549
01:27:36,900 --> 01:27:37,666
he's warm enough?
3550
01:27:37,666 --> 01:27:38,766
I just turned the heat up.
3551
01:27:38,766 --> 01:27:39,500
I think he's --
3552
01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:41,033
I think it's good.
3553
01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:45,600
How's Abby?
3554
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:46,700
She's -- You know, she's doing
3555
01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:48,666
okay.
3556
01:27:48,666 --> 01:27:50,100
I spoke to her this morning.
3557
01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:50,933
Oh.
3558
01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:51,533
She said she wanted
3559
01:27:51,533 --> 01:27:52,433
to come today
3560
01:27:52,433 --> 01:27:53,366
but Michael wouldn't let her.
3561
01:27:53,366 --> 01:27:54,133
That's not nice.
3562
01:27:54,133 --> 01:27:54,900
Well, Michael felt that
3563
01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:55,900
it was better for her
3564
01:27:55,900 --> 01:27:56,700
not to make the trip,
3565
01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:59,066
all the added stress.
3566
01:27:59,066 --> 01:28:00,566
We should talk later,
3567
01:28:00,566 --> 01:28:01,566
just privately.
3568
01:28:01,566 --> 01:28:02,733
Okay.
3569
01:28:02,733 --> 01:28:03,866
Abby is feeling very --
3570
01:28:03,866 --> 01:28:04,966
She's upset with her Dad.
3571
01:28:04,966 --> 01:28:06,066
She thinks he's being very
3572
01:28:06,066 --> 01:28:06,733
unsupportive.
3573
01:28:06,733 --> 01:28:08,033
Yeah, she and I, we've had a
3574
01:28:08,033 --> 01:28:09,400
lot of conversations about this,
3575
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:10,566
and it's -- We resolved the
3576
01:28:10,566 --> 01:28:11,000
issues.
3577
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:11,966
Let's talk later.
3578
01:28:11,966 --> 01:28:13,100
Great.
3579
01:28:14,233 --> 01:28:15,166
Look, I want to be as helpful
3580
01:28:15,166 --> 01:28:17,133
as I can, you know?
3581
01:28:17,133 --> 01:28:17,933
Thank you.
3582
01:28:17,933 --> 01:28:19,766
I love my Abby.
3583
01:28:19,766 --> 01:28:21,566
I was there when she was born.
3584
01:28:21,566 --> 01:28:22,400
Remember that?
3585
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,200
I do.
3586
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:25,433
I was also there.
3587
01:28:27,933 --> 01:28:28,666
That's true.
3588
01:28:30,866 --> 01:28:33,033
Why are you here?
3589
01:28:33,033 --> 01:28:34,833
Howard dropped me off.
3590
01:28:34,833 --> 01:28:35,666
What is he doing?
3591
01:28:35,666 --> 01:28:36,266
He said he had
3592
01:28:36,266 --> 01:28:37,266
to run errands.
3593
01:28:37,266 --> 01:28:37,966
What errands?
3594
01:28:37,966 --> 01:28:38,566
I don't know.
3595
01:28:38,566 --> 01:28:40,466
Stop screaming.
3596
01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:42,733
Hi, sweetheart.
3597
01:28:42,733 --> 01:28:44,200
Aw, you look thin.
3598
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:46,800
Aw, no.
3599
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:47,666
Is he warm enough?
3600
01:28:47,666 --> 01:28:48,366
I just turned up
3601
01:28:48,366 --> 01:28:49,066
the thermostat.
3602
01:28:49,066 --> 01:28:49,733
I'm freezing.
3603
01:28:49,733 --> 01:28:50,433
Are you cold, Ellen?
3604
01:28:50,433 --> 01:28:51,366
No, I'm okay.
3605
01:28:51,366 --> 01:28:52,000
I don't want him
3606
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:52,766
to get overheated.
3607
01:28:52,766 --> 01:28:53,466
It's like an igloo
3608
01:28:53,466 --> 01:28:55,000
in this house.
3609
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,200
Where is Michael?
3610
01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:57,166
I left him upstairs.
3611
01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:58,400
He's taking a nap.
3612
01:28:58,400 --> 01:28:59,266
I thought we were all going
3613
01:28:59,266 --> 01:29:00,466
to talk as soon as he got here.
3614
01:29:00,466 --> 01:29:01,600
Well, he's tired.
3615
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,633
I gave him a Xanax.
3616
01:29:03,633 --> 01:29:04,433
Okay.
3617
01:29:04,433 --> 01:29:06,500
You know, I'm here,
3618
01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:07,933
too, Sharon.
3619
01:29:07,933 --> 01:29:08,600
I can talk.
3620
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:10,066
Why don't, uh...
3621
01:29:10,066 --> 01:29:11,533
Why don't we talk?
3622
01:29:11,533 --> 01:29:13,966
Yeah. Let's talk.
3623
01:29:13,966 --> 01:29:15,166
Do you want me to...
3624
01:29:15,166 --> 01:29:16,066
I don't think we need you
3625
01:29:16,066 --> 01:29:17,466
right now, Ellen.
3626
01:29:17,466 --> 01:29:18,233
Is that okay?
3627
01:29:18,233 --> 01:29:19,000
Oh, no, no, of course.
3628
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:19,966
Thank you, sweetheart.
3629
01:29:19,966 --> 01:29:20,900
You're so sweet.
3630
01:29:20,900 --> 01:29:21,700
Isn't she sweet?
3631
01:29:21,700 --> 01:29:23,466
Oh, the sweetest.
3632
01:29:23,466 --> 01:29:24,500
Should I get Michael?
3633
01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:25,466
Not if he's napping.
3634
01:29:25,466 --> 01:29:26,200
I bet he's tired
3635
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:27,266
from the long bus ride.
3636
01:29:27,266 --> 01:29:28,566
It's very tiring sitting
3637
01:29:28,566 --> 01:29:32,966
on a bus, reading a book.
3638
01:29:31,300 --> 01:29:38,833
I'll see if he's up.
3639
01:29:38,833 --> 01:29:41,466
She left Abby at home alone
3640
01:29:41,466 --> 01:29:42,966
with a nurse.
3641
01:29:42,966 --> 01:29:44,566
They hired some nurse.
3642
01:29:44,566 --> 01:29:45,266
I thought Abby was
3643
01:29:45,266 --> 01:29:46,266
in a mental hospital.
3644
01:29:46,266 --> 01:29:48,166
It's an outpatient program.
3645
01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:50,533
She begged them to come
3646
01:29:50,533 --> 01:29:52,266
today, begged to see Dad.
3647
01:29:52,266 --> 01:29:52,933
That's sweet.
3648
01:29:52,933 --> 01:29:53,666
Michael refused.
3649
01:29:53,666 --> 01:29:54,366
Of course,
3650
01:29:54,366 --> 01:29:55,366
Ellen just rolls over.
3651
01:29:55,366 --> 01:29:56,700
Well, it sounds like things
3652
01:29:56,700 --> 01:29:58,866
are very...delicate
3653
01:29:58,866 --> 01:29:59,566
with Abby right now.
3654
01:29:59,566 --> 01:30:00,533
What, Is that what Michael
3655
01:30:00,533 --> 01:30:00,933
told you?
3656
01:30:00,933 --> 01:30:01,866
I don't want to have this
3657
01:30:01,866 --> 01:30:02,866
conversation in front of Joey.
3658
01:30:02,866 --> 01:30:03,900
I'm not listening.
3659
01:30:03,900 --> 01:30:05,100
Go into the other room.
3660
01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:07,866
You go in the other room.
3661
01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:10,166
Excuse me?
3662
01:30:10,166 --> 01:30:11,233
And pull up your pants!
3663
01:30:11,233 --> 01:30:12,233
You look like a thug.
3664
01:30:12,233 --> 01:30:13,233
I am a thug.
3665
01:30:16,233 --> 01:30:17,066
He doesn't even know
3666
01:30:17,066 --> 01:30:17,666
what that means.
3667
01:30:17,666 --> 01:30:18,733
Yes, I do. I'm not retarded.
3668
01:30:18,733 --> 01:30:19,500
What did I tell you
3669
01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:20,300
about using that word?
3670
01:30:20,300 --> 01:30:22,766
I know! I know!
3671
01:30:20,966 --> 01:30:24,633
Well, then don't do it!
3672
01:30:25,666 --> 01:30:29,000
Come on.
3673
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,300
That's smart not letting him
3674
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:33,633
say retarded.
3675
01:30:33,633 --> 01:30:34,766
Why is that smart?
3676
01:30:34,766 --> 01:30:36,466
Well, because it...
3677
01:30:36,466 --> 01:30:37,766
It lets him know that it's not a
3678
01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:41,066
bad thing.
3679
01:30:41,066 --> 01:30:44,200
Joey is not retarded.
3680
01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:50,133
I know that.
3681
01:30:50,133 --> 01:30:51,100
Well, then why is that smart?
3682
01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:51,833
You know what, Holly?
3683
01:30:51,833 --> 01:30:52,766
If you're just going to pounce
3684
01:30:52,766 --> 01:30:53,466
at everything I say --
3685
01:30:53,466 --> 01:30:54,400
Come on, we're going to talk
3686
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:54,800
about Dad.
3687
01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:55,466
Let's talk about Dad.
3688
01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:57,300
Look, I'm exhausted.
3689
01:30:57,300 --> 01:30:58,266
Well, you're doing
3690
01:30:58,266 --> 01:30:59,200
too much, Sharon.
3691
01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:00,666
You're running yourself ragged.
3692
01:31:00,666 --> 01:31:01,700
I can't just take off work
3693
01:31:01,700 --> 01:31:02,500
forever.
3694
01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:04,133
I have 23 kids that need me.
3695
01:31:04,133 --> 01:31:04,966
Of course.
3696
01:31:04,966 --> 01:31:06,300
I just -- Ugh.
3697
01:31:06,300 --> 01:31:07,233
I can't keep
3698
01:31:07,233 --> 01:31:08,800
doing everything myself.
3699
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:09,433
I've been here
3700
01:31:09,433 --> 01:31:10,500
every day, Sharon.
3701
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:11,700
That's not true, but okay.
3702
01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:12,800
You're right -- Thursday, I
3703
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:13,800
had a doctor's appointment.
3704
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:16,433
For the entire day.
3705
01:31:16,433 --> 01:31:17,100
What is gonna
3706
01:31:17,100 --> 01:31:18,366
make you happy here?
3707
01:31:18,366 --> 01:31:19,666
We're going to need somebody
3708
01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:20,866
here with him 24 hours a day.
3709
01:31:20,866 --> 01:31:21,600
Right, well,
3710
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:22,800
I think we all agree on that.
3711
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:23,900
The sooner, the better.
3712
01:31:23,900 --> 01:31:25,166
Well, Howard looked through
3713
01:31:25,166 --> 01:31:26,700
Dad's long-term-care policy.
3714
01:31:26,700 --> 01:31:27,566
First of all, it takes three
3715
01:31:27,566 --> 01:31:28,500
months for it to even kick in.
3716
01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:29,266
We can't wait for three
3717
01:31:29,266 --> 01:31:29,600
months.
3718
01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:30,400
And then once it does,
3719
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:32,166
Howard says it's crap.
3720
01:31:32,166 --> 01:31:35,100
So, where does that leave us?
3721
01:31:35,100 --> 01:31:39,033
Well, obviously...
3722
01:31:39,033 --> 01:31:40,866
there's the store.
3723
01:31:40,866 --> 01:31:41,433
The store?
3724
01:31:41,433 --> 01:31:42,433
Well, in just in terms of
3725
01:31:42,433 --> 01:31:43,400
when you look at the money
3726
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:44,333
that's coming in, Sharon,
3727
01:31:44,333 --> 01:31:45,300
the rent that's being paid
3728
01:31:45,300 --> 01:31:46,966
right now is very, very low.
3729
01:31:46,966 --> 01:31:47,866
That's what Dad wants.
3730
01:31:47,866 --> 01:31:48,700
Is that what Dad wants
3731
01:31:48,700 --> 01:31:49,533
or what you want?
3732
01:31:49,533 --> 01:31:50,766
It's what we both want.
3733
01:31:50,766 --> 01:31:51,666
So you're saying you
3734
01:31:51,666 --> 01:31:52,800
won't even consider the income
3735
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:53,666
that Dad is getting from
3736
01:31:53,666 --> 01:31:54,533
the store, which is his
3737
01:31:54,533 --> 01:31:55,566
primary -- his only source of
3738
01:31:55,566 --> 01:31:55,933
income?
3739
01:31:55,933 --> 01:31:56,400
I won't.
3740
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:57,366
Well, I don't really know
3741
01:31:57,366 --> 01:31:58,233
what the other option is,
3742
01:31:58,233 --> 01:31:59,166
Sharon, I hate to tell you.
3743
01:31:59,166 --> 01:32:00,266
The other option is Howard,
3744
01:32:00,266 --> 01:32:00,700
obviously.
3745
01:32:00,700 --> 01:32:01,433
He makes more money
3746
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:02,400
than all of us combined.
3747
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:03,333
We can help out.
3748
01:32:03,333 --> 01:32:04,266
You can help out?
3749
01:32:04,266 --> 01:32:05,466
I'm not asking Howard to put
3750
01:32:05,466 --> 01:32:06,300
in all of the money
3751
01:32:06,300 --> 01:32:07,166
when you won't even have
3752
01:32:07,166 --> 01:32:08,066
a conversation about the store.
3753
01:32:08,066 --> 01:32:08,966
That's not fair!
3754
01:32:08,966 --> 01:32:10,300
Fair is we each give
3755
01:32:10,300 --> 01:32:11,633
what we can afford.
3756
01:32:11,633 --> 01:32:12,766
I can afford to spend time
3757
01:32:12,766 --> 01:32:14,166
helping Dad, and you and Howard
3758
01:32:14,166 --> 01:32:15,600
can afford to pay for his care.
3759
01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:16,500
We would be paying
3760
01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:17,566
for his care so you wouldn't
3761
01:32:17,566 --> 01:32:18,900
have to spend time helping Dad.
3762
01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:20,100
I would still help Dad.
3763
01:32:20,100 --> 01:32:20,966
Then why would we pay
3764
01:32:20,966 --> 01:32:21,600
for his care?
3765
01:32:21,600 --> 01:32:22,633
You know what? Forget it.
3766
01:32:22,633 --> 01:32:23,233
Oh, oh, oh.
3767
01:32:23,233 --> 01:32:24,366
Are you gonna have a hissy now?
3768
01:32:24,366 --> 01:32:25,300
Is that what's happening?
3769
01:32:25,300 --> 01:32:26,233
"Let's just let Sharon
3770
01:32:26,233 --> 01:32:26,866
do everything."
3771
01:32:26,866 --> 01:32:28,066
It'll be just like Mom
3772
01:32:28,066 --> 01:32:29,133
all over again.
3773
01:32:29,133 --> 01:32:29,666
Excuse me?
3774
01:32:29,666 --> 01:32:30,433
"Because, Sharon,
3775
01:32:30,433 --> 01:32:31,366
what does she have better to
3776
01:32:31,366 --> 01:32:31,666
do?
3777
01:32:31,666 --> 01:32:32,500
Because a kindergarten
3778
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:33,266
teacher has no life.
3779
01:32:33,266 --> 01:32:34,066
She can stay with Mom,
3780
01:32:34,066 --> 01:32:34,900
change her catheter --
3781
01:32:34,900 --> 01:32:36,200
I'm leaving!
3782
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:37,333
Look, where are you going?
3783
01:32:37,333 --> 01:32:38,366
I'll pick up dinner.
3784
01:32:38,366 --> 01:32:39,333
I already got groceries.
3785
01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:40,500
Well, I'll get more.
3786
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:41,466
Ugh. That's a waste!
3787
01:32:41,466 --> 01:32:44,733
I know!
3788
01:32:44,733 --> 01:32:46,133
Look, Holly.
3789
01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:49,166
Ugh!
3790
01:32:49,166 --> 01:32:51,800
Where did Mom go?
3791
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:52,533
Aunt Sharon, where did --
3792
01:32:52,533 --> 01:32:55,233
She left! Okay?
3793
01:32:55,233 --> 01:32:57,833
She's gone.
3794
01:32:56,533 --> 01:33:02,633
Okay.
3795
01:33:02,633 --> 01:33:04,700
What happened?
3796
01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:06,166
Mom left.
3797
01:33:06,166 --> 01:33:07,766
Where did she go?
3798
01:33:07,766 --> 01:33:10,133
I don't know.
3799
01:33:10,133 --> 01:33:11,700
How's it going?
3800
01:33:11,700 --> 01:33:12,433
Fine.
3801
01:33:12,433 --> 01:33:13,766
Yeah, how is school?
3802
01:33:13,766 --> 01:33:14,733
It sucks.
3803
01:33:15,700 --> 01:33:17,300
That's great.
3804
01:33:18,566 --> 01:33:19,433
He's asleep.
3805
01:33:19,433 --> 01:33:22,600
I can see that.
3806
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:25,133
Where'd Holly go?
3807
01:33:25,133 --> 01:33:28,000
I hear you're taking drugs.
3808
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:28,866
What?
3809
01:33:28,866 --> 01:33:31,000
Holly gave you drugs, right?
3810
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:32,266
You're high.
3811
01:33:32,266 --> 01:33:33,633
I took one Xanax.
3812
01:33:33,633 --> 01:33:34,900
I'm not high.
3813
01:33:34,900 --> 01:33:35,900
We're not here to have fun
3814
01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:37,200
with drugs, Michael.
3815
01:33:38,433 --> 01:33:39,933
Fun with drugs?
3816
01:33:41,900 --> 01:33:43,033
We need to figure this out.
3817
01:33:43,033 --> 01:33:44,200
I'm here to figure it out.
3818
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:44,933
What is your problem?
3819
01:33:44,933 --> 01:33:45,733
My problem?
3820
01:33:45,733 --> 01:33:46,833
I don't have a problem.
3821
01:33:46,833 --> 01:33:47,666
I'm not the one who can't spend
3822
01:33:47,666 --> 01:33:48,700
two minutes in this house
3823
01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:49,466
without getting stoned.
3824
01:33:49,466 --> 01:33:50,133
You know what?
3825
01:33:50,133 --> 01:33:51,266
If you're going to be combative
3826
01:33:51,266 --> 01:33:52,466
and rude at everything I say --
3827
01:33:52,466 --> 01:33:52,933
No!
3828
01:33:52,933 --> 01:33:55,000
I'm not. I'm sorry.
3829
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:57,433
I'm in a shitty mood.
3830
01:33:57,433 --> 01:33:59,066
I'm sorry.
3831
01:33:59,066 --> 01:34:00,966
I have the worst headache.
3832
01:34:00,966 --> 01:34:02,066
Have you eaten anything?
3833
01:34:02,066 --> 01:34:03,633
I'm so nauseous right now.
3834
01:34:03,633 --> 01:34:04,233
Are you sick?
3835
01:34:04,233 --> 01:34:04,866
Holly put me
3836
01:34:04,866 --> 01:34:05,666
in a shitty mood.
3837
01:34:05,666 --> 01:34:06,366
Well, you don't have
3838
01:34:06,366 --> 01:34:07,800
to take it out on me.
3839
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:08,433
I know.
3840
01:34:08,433 --> 01:34:09,300
You're right.
3841
01:34:09,300 --> 01:34:11,300
I'm sorry.
3842
01:34:11,300 --> 01:34:14,000
You're right.
3843
01:34:17,533 --> 01:34:20,000
Thank you for coming.
3844
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:21,300
Thank you for being here.
3845
01:34:21,300 --> 01:34:23,166
I know it wasn't easy for you.
3846
01:34:23,166 --> 01:34:23,966
Well,
3847
01:34:23,966 --> 01:34:24,833
I wanted to be here sooner.
3848
01:34:24,833 --> 01:34:26,333
Well, still, you did your
3849
01:34:26,333 --> 01:34:26,800
best.
3850
01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:27,533
You did tell me
3851
01:34:27,533 --> 01:34:28,333
you didn't need me.
3852
01:34:28,333 --> 01:34:28,966
It's been a hard
3853
01:34:28,966 --> 01:34:29,733
couple of months,
3854
01:34:29,733 --> 01:34:31,166
I know, with Abby
3855
01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:32,700
and this whole lawsuit business.
3856
01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:33,966
Yep.
3857
01:34:33,966 --> 01:34:35,166
I guess maybe I was right,
3858
01:34:35,166 --> 01:34:39,700
though, about the book.
3859
01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:40,866
What?
3860
01:34:40,866 --> 01:34:42,100
Well, I told you
3861
01:34:42,100 --> 01:34:43,066
people would be upset.
3862
01:34:43,066 --> 01:34:43,733
I don't care
3863
01:34:43,733 --> 01:34:44,433
if people are upset.
3864
01:34:44,433 --> 01:34:45,866
Well, then good.
3865
01:34:45,866 --> 01:34:46,933
They should be upset.
3866
01:34:46,933 --> 01:34:47,700
It's upsetting.
3867
01:34:47,700 --> 01:34:48,800
It is upsetting to tell
3868
01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:50,400
people to forget the Holocaust.
3869
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:51,233
I didn't --
3870
01:34:51,833 --> 01:34:53,333
That was not meant to be taken
3871
01:34:53,333 --> 01:34:54,400
literally, obvious--
3872
01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:56,066
That was a provocation,
3873
01:34:56,066 --> 01:34:57,266
an intellectual provocation.
3874
01:34:57,266 --> 01:34:58,500
So you don't want people
3875
01:34:58,500 --> 01:34:59,500
to forget the Holocaust?
3876
01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:02,233
I do want...
3877
01:35:02,233 --> 01:35:03,933
I want people to remember
3878
01:35:03,933 --> 01:35:04,633
in a different way.
3879
01:35:04,633 --> 01:35:05,566
Why didn't you say that,
3880
01:35:05,566 --> 01:35:05,866
then?
3881
01:35:05,866 --> 01:35:06,666
That is what I said.
3882
01:35:06,666 --> 01:35:07,900
No, you said "forget."
3883
01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:09,066
As a provocation.
3884
01:35:09,066 --> 01:35:10,000
Well, I didn't get that.
3885
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:10,733
Okay.
3886
01:35:10,733 --> 01:35:11,633
It seems like I think
3887
01:35:11,633 --> 01:35:12,400
most people didn't get that.
3888
01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:13,400
It does seem like that,
3889
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:15,433
doesn't it?
3890
01:35:15,433 --> 01:35:16,400
Ugh.
3891
01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:17,633
Just what a shitty year it's
3892
01:35:17,633 --> 01:35:18,100
been.
3893
01:35:18,100 --> 01:35:19,900
Ohh.
3894
01:35:19,900 --> 01:35:24,133
All this shit -- Abby, Dad.
3895
01:35:24,133 --> 01:35:25,666
And then the Supreme Court...
3896
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:27,566
...the coronation of
3897
01:35:27,566 --> 01:35:29,733
George W. Bush.
3898
01:35:29,733 --> 01:35:30,733
I thought that was going to kill
3899
01:35:30,733 --> 01:35:31,933
me on top of everything else.
3900
01:35:31,933 --> 01:35:33,133
I started watching CNN
3901
01:35:33,133 --> 01:35:35,266
till 2:00, 3:00 in the morning,
3902
01:35:35,266 --> 01:35:38,300
just yelling at the screen.
3903
01:35:38,300 --> 01:35:39,133
So if I can't yell at the
3904
01:35:39,133 --> 01:35:40,033
Board of Trustees, I can at
3905
01:35:40,033 --> 01:35:42,066
least yell at fucking
3906
01:35:42,066 --> 01:35:44,800
Wolf Blitzer.
3907
01:35:48,133 --> 01:35:49,433
Oh, my God.
3908
01:35:49,433 --> 01:35:50,866
You voted for him, didn't you?
3909
01:35:50,866 --> 01:35:51,866
What?
3910
01:35:51,866 --> 01:35:53,533
Who?
3911
01:35:53,533 --> 01:35:54,633
You voted for Bush,
3912
01:35:54,633 --> 01:35:55,633
didn't you?
3913
01:35:55,633 --> 01:35:56,566
It's none of your business
3914
01:35:56,566 --> 01:35:57,266
what happens
3915
01:35:57,266 --> 01:35:58,333
inside the ballot box.
3916
01:35:58,333 --> 01:35:59,233
That is private.
3917
01:35:59,233 --> 01:36:02,433
Only Republicans say that.
3918
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:06,500
I'm an Independent.
3919
01:36:06,500 --> 01:36:07,833
Cannot believe that my own
3920
01:36:07,833 --> 01:36:11,600
sister voted for George Bush.
3921
01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:12,566
Just because you disagree
3922
01:36:12,566 --> 01:36:13,866
with my opinions doesn't mean
3923
01:36:13,866 --> 01:36:15,566
that you're right and I'm wrong.
3924
01:36:15,566 --> 01:36:16,966
Eh, except in this case,
3925
01:36:16,966 --> 01:36:18,533
actually, I think it does mean
3926
01:36:18,533 --> 01:36:18,966
that.
3927
01:36:18,966 --> 01:36:19,766
You didn't vote
3928
01:36:19,766 --> 01:36:20,566
for Gore either.
3929
01:36:20,566 --> 01:36:21,266
Well, I didn't think
3930
01:36:21,266 --> 01:36:25,133
he was gonna lose.
3931
01:36:25,133 --> 01:36:25,833
I know this
3932
01:36:25,833 --> 01:36:27,066
may not matter to you,
3933
01:36:27,066 --> 01:36:28,500
but Bush happens to be
3934
01:36:28,500 --> 01:36:31,333
much better for Israel.
3935
01:36:31,333 --> 01:36:32,733
Better in what
3936
01:36:32,733 --> 01:36:33,666
sense of the word?
3937
01:36:33,666 --> 01:36:34,066
Mm.
3938
01:36:34,066 --> 01:36:35,466
In the sense that he's not going
3939
01:36:35,466 --> 01:36:36,566
to force them to give up
3940
01:36:36,566 --> 01:36:37,733
Jerusalem like Clinton was
3941
01:36:37,733 --> 01:36:38,400
trying to do.
3942
01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:39,700
The Israelis would've kept
3943
01:36:39,700 --> 01:36:40,633
all of West Jerusalem,
3944
01:36:40,633 --> 01:36:41,666
two-thirds of East Jerusalem.
3945
01:36:41,666 --> 01:36:43,233
You know, a lot of Democrats,
3946
01:36:43,233 --> 01:36:44,200
a lot of liberals,
3947
01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:45,600
people like you, have become,
3948
01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:47,500
frankly, very anti-Semitic,
3949
01:36:47,500 --> 01:36:49,466
especially about Israel,
3950
01:36:49,466 --> 01:36:51,000
and a lot of Jews are realizing
3951
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:52,666
that the Republicans,
3952
01:36:52,666 --> 01:36:54,500
they actually like Jews.
3953
01:36:54,500 --> 01:36:57,333
They want them in their party.
3954
01:36:57,333 --> 01:36:58,466
Until they don't.
3955
01:36:58,466 --> 01:37:00,900
Well, anyway,
3956
01:37:00,900 --> 01:37:02,366
like I was saying,
3957
01:37:02,366 --> 01:37:04,000
it's very kind of you
3958
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,233
to take time out of your busy
3959
01:37:05,233 --> 01:37:07,033
schedule to be here a week
3960
01:37:07,033 --> 01:37:08,766
after we needed you.
3961
01:37:09,933 --> 01:37:11,166
You told me you didn't need
3962
01:37:11,166 --> 01:37:11,700
me, Sharon.
3963
01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:12,866
Well, I'm so appreciative
3964
01:37:12,866 --> 01:37:14,100
that you could be here with us
3965
01:37:14,100 --> 01:37:15,100
today to help poison the
3966
01:37:15,100 --> 01:37:15,666
atmosphere.
3967
01:37:15,666 --> 01:37:16,633
You've already turned Holly
3968
01:37:16,633 --> 01:37:17,633
into a nightmare.
3969
01:37:17,633 --> 01:37:18,366
Hello?
3970
01:37:19,400 --> 01:37:20,200
Anyone home?
3971
01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:21,900
Ah, fabulous.
3972
01:37:21,900 --> 01:37:22,766
Another big help.
3973
01:37:22,766 --> 01:37:23,533
I'm here to be helpful,
3974
01:37:23,533 --> 01:37:24,000
Sharon.
3975
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:24,933
That's why I'm here.
3976
01:37:24,933 --> 01:37:25,633
Uh-huh.
3977
01:37:25,633 --> 01:37:26,633
Oh, hey, Mike.
3978
01:37:26,633 --> 01:37:27,233
How you doing, buddy?
3979
01:37:27,233 --> 01:37:28,333
Hey, Howard.
3980
01:37:28,333 --> 01:37:30,333
Uh, where's Holly?
3981
01:37:30,333 --> 01:37:32,200
She stormed out of the house.
3982
01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:33,800
Ai, yi, yi.
3983
01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:35,766
Is everything...
3984
01:37:35,766 --> 01:37:37,600
Everything's great.
3985
01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:38,233
Hi, Sharon.
3986
01:37:38,233 --> 01:37:39,166
How are you, sweetheart?
3987
01:37:39,166 --> 01:37:40,266
I feel like I'm gonna
3988
01:37:40,266 --> 01:37:40,966
vomit, Howard.
3989
01:37:40,966 --> 01:37:41,600
How are you?
3990
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:42,266
I'm pretty good.
3991
01:37:42,266 --> 01:37:42,833
Can't complain.
3992
01:37:42,833 --> 01:37:43,666
Weather could be better.
3993
01:37:43,666 --> 01:37:44,500
So happy to hear that.
3994
01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:45,466
I'm going to sort Dad's pills
3995
01:37:45,466 --> 01:37:45,966
for the week.
3996
01:37:45,966 --> 01:37:46,966
We're not going to talk?
3997
01:37:46,966 --> 01:37:47,700
How can we talk
3998
01:37:47,700 --> 01:37:48,533
when Holly isn't here?
3999
01:37:48,533 --> 01:37:49,433
Well, can I help you?
4000
01:37:49,433 --> 01:37:51,166
No, thank you.
4001
01:37:51,166 --> 01:37:51,833
Well, don't say
4002
01:37:51,833 --> 01:37:52,533
I didn't offer.
4003
01:37:52,533 --> 01:37:53,166
Yeah, I definitely
4004
01:37:53,166 --> 01:37:55,333
will not say that!
4005
01:37:55,333 --> 01:37:56,833
Is she...
4006
01:37:56,833 --> 01:37:57,900
Insane?
4007
01:37:59,133 --> 01:38:00,466
Your words, not mine.
4008
01:38:00,466 --> 01:38:01,500
Is there anything to drink
4009
01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:02,600
in this house?
4010
01:38:02,600 --> 01:38:03,300
Well, there might be
4011
01:38:03,300 --> 01:38:04,433
some Kahlúa left over
4012
01:38:04,433 --> 01:38:06,700
from Holly's birthday.
4013
01:38:06,700 --> 01:38:08,300
I only see vodka.
4014
01:38:08,300 --> 01:38:09,300
Yeah, well, that's it then
4015
01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:11,000
probably, sorry to say.
4016
01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:12,366
First time I ever got drunk
4017
01:38:12,366 --> 01:38:13,466
was vodka.
4018
01:38:13,466 --> 01:38:14,800
Holly and I stole a bottle
4019
01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:15,566
from my parents.
4020
01:38:15,566 --> 01:38:16,833
We must've been...
4021
01:38:16,833 --> 01:38:18,033
I was probably 12.
4022
01:38:18,033 --> 01:38:19,166
She must've been, I guess,
4023
01:38:19,166 --> 01:38:20,366
15, 16.
4024
01:38:20,366 --> 01:38:21,300
We split it one night
4025
01:38:21,300 --> 01:38:22,900
when they went out to dinner.
4026
01:38:22,900 --> 01:38:24,866
I threw up three times.
4027
01:38:24,866 --> 01:38:26,766
Holly held her own.
4028
01:38:28,833 --> 01:38:30,133
Sounds like Holly.
4029
01:38:30,133 --> 01:38:31,100
Sharon was 9.
4030
01:38:31,100 --> 01:38:32,466
She caught us and ratted
4031
01:38:32,466 --> 01:38:33,666
to Mom and Dad, naturally.
4032
01:38:34,433 --> 01:38:37,033
Yeah.
4033
01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:42,866
I don't think it warrants
4034
01:38:42,866 --> 01:38:43,866
actual glasses.
4035
01:38:45,300 --> 01:38:46,800
Hey. I'm all right, I think.
4036
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:47,700
You sure?
4037
01:38:47,700 --> 01:38:49,066
It's -- It's terrible.
4038
01:38:50,333 --> 01:38:51,366
My parents --
4039
01:38:51,366 --> 01:38:52,933
It's funny they never drank.
4040
01:38:52,933 --> 01:38:54,666
Holidays occasionally.
4041
01:38:54,666 --> 01:38:56,333
I figured it was a Jewish thing.
4042
01:38:56,333 --> 01:38:56,833
Nah.
4043
01:38:56,833 --> 01:38:58,200
My family was split right down
4044
01:38:58,200 --> 01:38:58,833
the middle.
4045
01:38:58,833 --> 01:39:00,166
The Russians, they'd barely
4046
01:39:00,166 --> 01:39:01,000
finished a glass
4047
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:02,333
of Manischewitz at Passover,
4048
01:39:02,333 --> 01:39:03,766
but the Germans, they were --
4049
01:39:03,766 --> 01:39:04,966
they were all drunks.
4050
01:39:05,766 --> 01:39:09,000
That's fascinating.
4051
01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:10,100
You're gonna
4052
01:39:10,100 --> 01:39:13,533
regret that later.
4053
01:39:11,300 --> 01:39:17,133
Ugh. I'm sure I will.
4054
01:39:17,133 --> 01:39:18,133
Yeah, why don't you slow
4055
01:39:18,133 --> 01:39:18,600
down, Mike?
4056
01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:19,600
You're gonna get drunk like
4057
01:39:19,600 --> 01:39:19,900
that.
4058
01:39:19,900 --> 01:39:21,966
That's the idea.
4059
01:39:21,966 --> 01:39:22,933
Well, it's pretty early,
4060
01:39:22,933 --> 01:39:23,533
don't you think?
4061
01:39:23,533 --> 01:39:25,200
Well, I need
4062
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:26,000
to get drunk enough
4063
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:27,433
to beg you for money so...
4064
01:39:27,433 --> 01:39:29,500
Ah.
4065
01:39:28,033 --> 01:39:31,066
Yeah.
4066
01:39:32,833 --> 01:39:34,066
Yeah, you, uh...
4067
01:39:34,066 --> 01:39:35,933
you need -- you need money,
4068
01:39:35,933 --> 01:39:36,500
Mike?
4069
01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:38,633
I'm about 100 grand in the
4070
01:39:38,633 --> 01:39:41,000
hole right now, approximately,
4071
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,200
not to mention two months late
4072
01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:44,833
on the mortgage, so, yes, I do.
4073
01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:47,433
I do need money.
4074
01:39:47,433 --> 01:39:48,566
I was just thinking that maybe
4075
01:39:48,566 --> 01:39:49,733
you could float me a loan,
4076
01:39:49,733 --> 01:39:51,333
and I'd pay you back, obviously.
4077
01:39:51,333 --> 01:39:53,533
It's just right now, with
4078
01:39:53,533 --> 01:39:56,500
the apartment and legal fees
4079
01:39:56,500 --> 01:39:58,300
and Abby, the treatment program,
4080
01:39:58,300 --> 01:39:59,633
Abby's school,
4081
01:39:59,633 --> 01:40:00,900
which we're still paying for...
4082
01:40:00,900 --> 01:40:01,700
Have you thought
4083
01:40:01,700 --> 01:40:03,033
about declaring bankruptcy?
4084
01:40:03,033 --> 01:40:04,166
Yeah, I have thought about
4085
01:40:04,166 --> 01:40:04,500
that.
4086
01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:04,933
And?
4087
01:40:04,933 --> 01:40:05,900
And I thought I could
4088
01:40:05,900 --> 01:40:06,766
borrow money from you
4089
01:40:06,766 --> 01:40:09,866
so I wouldn't have to do that...
4090
01:40:09,866 --> 01:40:12,633
was my thought on that.
4091
01:40:12,633 --> 01:40:13,733
Hmm.
4092
01:40:13,733 --> 01:40:14,366
I mean, it would
4093
01:40:14,366 --> 01:40:16,866
just be temporary.
4094
01:40:16,866 --> 01:40:17,800
I mean, as soon as I win
4095
01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:18,766
the case, I'm gonna have --
4096
01:40:18,766 --> 01:40:19,900
We're seeking major,
4097
01:40:19,900 --> 01:40:20,800
major damages.
4098
01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:21,766
Well, but if you lose
4099
01:40:21,766 --> 01:40:22,333
the case, Mike --
4100
01:40:22,333 --> 01:40:23,633
No, no.
4101
01:40:23,633 --> 01:40:24,466
No, it's a fundamental
4102
01:40:24,466 --> 01:40:25,433
First Amendment issue,
4103
01:40:25,433 --> 01:40:26,233
so either they --
4104
01:40:26,233 --> 01:40:27,200
either we win in court
4105
01:40:27,200 --> 01:40:28,433
or they settle,
4106
01:40:28,433 --> 01:40:30,333
and the settlement is...
4107
01:40:30,333 --> 01:40:32,400
It's got to be high six figures
4108
01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:34,333
for us to even entertain it.
4109
01:40:34,333 --> 01:40:36,700
It's just right now, um,
4110
01:40:36,700 --> 01:40:37,700
my lawyers are just --
4111
01:40:37,700 --> 01:40:39,866
they're delaying any more work
4112
01:40:39,866 --> 01:40:42,100
on it until...
4113
01:40:42,100 --> 01:40:44,466
until they get paid so...
4114
01:40:44,466 --> 01:40:45,166
Oh, boy.
4115
01:40:45,933 --> 01:40:49,366
Yeah, boy, oh, boy.
4116
01:40:49,366 --> 01:40:50,666
I mean, the thing is --
4117
01:40:50,666 --> 01:40:52,400
God, it's just cash is
4118
01:40:52,400 --> 01:40:54,033
pretty tight for me right now,
4119
01:40:54,033 --> 01:40:56,000
Mike.
4120
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:56,600
Uh-huh?
4121
01:40:56,600 --> 01:40:57,833
Yeah, we're not doing so
4122
01:40:57,833 --> 01:40:58,966
great ourselves at the moment.
4123
01:40:58,966 --> 01:41:00,333
Really?
4124
01:41:00,333 --> 01:41:01,900
Slow year for you?
4125
01:41:01,900 --> 01:41:03,733
It was, actually.
4126
01:41:03,733 --> 01:41:05,566
That's not what Holly thinks.
4127
01:41:05,566 --> 01:41:08,800
Well, Holly doesn't know.
4128
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:11,433
Well, Bush is going
4129
01:41:11,433 --> 01:41:12,333
to give you the tax cuts,
4130
01:41:12,333 --> 01:41:12,700
though.
4131
01:41:12,700 --> 01:41:13,766
That'll be nice, right?
4132
01:41:13,766 --> 01:41:15,033
Maybe that'll bump you back up
4133
01:41:15,033 --> 01:41:15,900
a little.
4134
01:41:15,900 --> 01:41:18,033
Hey, I voted for Gore.
4135
01:41:18,033 --> 01:41:19,000
Good for you, Howard.
4136
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:20,266
I just couldn't wait for that
4137
01:41:20,266 --> 01:41:21,300
damn election to be over,
4138
01:41:21,300 --> 01:41:22,100
and then Florida --
4139
01:41:22,100 --> 01:41:23,000
I couldn't believe everything
4140
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:24,400
that went down with the chads,
4141
01:41:24,400 --> 01:41:25,733
and, yeah, "What was that, a
4142
01:41:25,733 --> 01:41:30,000
hanging chad or a regular chad?"
4143
01:41:27,600 --> 01:41:36,833
Or -- Could you believe that?
4144
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:42,033
Can I...
4145
01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:44,766
Ohh! God, that's really...
4146
01:41:44,766 --> 01:41:46,333
Ew.
4147
01:41:47,466 --> 01:41:51,566
You don't have to...
4148
01:41:51,566 --> 01:41:54,000
Uh, I, uh...
4149
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:57,033
I made some bad decisions, Mike.
4150
01:41:57,033 --> 01:41:58,033
I made some pretty, uh --
4151
01:41:58,033 --> 01:42:01,066
Oh, these past couple of months.
4152
01:42:01,066 --> 01:42:03,433
What kind of decisions?
4153
01:42:03,433 --> 01:42:06,200
Holly doesn't even...
4154
01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:07,300
All right, look, this has to be
4155
01:42:07,300 --> 01:42:09,866
between you and me, man to man.
4156
01:42:09,866 --> 01:42:11,100
You have to promise me that,
4157
01:42:11,100 --> 01:42:11,400
Mike.
4158
01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:12,300
What kind of decisions,
4159
01:42:12,300 --> 01:42:12,633
Howard?
4160
01:42:12,633 --> 01:42:13,566
Oh, come on, you have to
4161
01:42:13,566 --> 01:42:14,266
promise me, please.
4162
01:42:14,266 --> 01:42:14,666
Jesus.
4163
01:42:14,666 --> 01:42:15,133
Promise.
4164
01:42:15,133 --> 01:42:15,800
I promise, yes.
4165
01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:16,700
Okay, because I just --
4166
01:42:16,700 --> 01:42:18,166
I promise. Calm down.
4167
01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:20,333
Well, I'm -- I'm trying,
4168
01:42:20,333 --> 01:42:21,000
yeah.
4169
01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:21,800
We got a --
4170
01:42:21,800 --> 01:42:23,366
We got a computer.
4171
01:42:23,366 --> 01:42:24,566
Right, Holly said
4172
01:42:24,566 --> 01:42:26,033
that you do genealogies.
4173
01:42:26,033 --> 01:42:27,500
Yeah.
4174
01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:29,566
I mean no. I don't.
4175
01:42:29,566 --> 01:42:30,500
I-I got involved with some --
4176
01:42:30,500 --> 01:42:31,033
I don't know --
4177
01:42:31,033 --> 01:42:33,200
just chat rooms.
4178
01:42:33,200 --> 01:42:34,133
These chat rooms --
4179
01:42:34,133 --> 01:42:35,800
Nothing actually -- Just some,
4180
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:37,200
you know, stupid sex talk
4181
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:37,866
bullshit.
4182
01:42:37,866 --> 01:42:38,966
Nothing big. Stupid.
4183
01:42:38,966 --> 01:42:40,633
I think that's pretty common.
4184
01:42:40,633 --> 01:42:41,200
Yeah.
4185
01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:43,100
No, well -- Well, I think yeah,
4186
01:42:43,100 --> 01:42:45,100
but then it started --
4187
01:42:45,100 --> 01:42:45,600
I don't know.
4188
01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:46,366
I just --
4189
01:42:46,366 --> 01:42:47,533
I kind of got into, Mike.
4190
01:42:47,533 --> 01:42:49,666
I got really just...
4191
01:42:49,666 --> 01:42:52,100
The whole experience?
4192
01:42:52,100 --> 01:42:53,333
You know, nobody knows you are,
4193
01:42:53,333 --> 01:42:54,666
what your history is.
4194
01:42:54,666 --> 01:42:56,133
You can be fat or thin
4195
01:42:56,133 --> 01:42:57,133
or black or white
4196
01:42:57,133 --> 01:42:58,833
or you can be a guy who's a girl
4197
01:42:58,833 --> 01:43:02,033
or a girl who's a guy or...
4198
01:43:02,033 --> 01:43:03,800
Am I freaking you out?
4199
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:07,900
N-Not yet.
4200
01:43:07,900 --> 01:43:09,566
I, uh -- I gave
4201
01:43:09,566 --> 01:43:12,133
someone my credit card.
4202
01:43:12,133 --> 01:43:14,600
I don't know why I even...
4203
01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:15,966
Well, we talked for hours
4204
01:43:15,966 --> 01:43:17,433
online -- I mean hours and
4205
01:43:17,433 --> 01:43:17,966
hours,
4206
01:43:17,966 --> 01:43:20,300
and we met a couple of times.
4207
01:43:20,300 --> 01:43:21,066
She was --
4208
01:43:21,066 --> 01:43:22,466
Well, she had a hard life.
4209
01:43:22,466 --> 01:43:24,400
She was from one of those --
4210
01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:28,233
um, Estonia or Lithuania.
4211
01:43:28,233 --> 01:43:29,500
I mean, she wasn't a --
4212
01:43:29,500 --> 01:43:32,100
a call girl, but she was...
4213
01:43:32,100 --> 01:43:33,033
Well, she got involved
4214
01:43:33,033 --> 01:43:33,866
in some things
4215
01:43:33,866 --> 01:43:34,833
that she wanted to get out of.
4216
01:43:34,833 --> 01:43:35,466
You know, they lock you
4217
01:43:35,466 --> 01:43:36,300
into these things,
4218
01:43:36,300 --> 01:43:37,666
and you can't get out.
4219
01:43:37,666 --> 01:43:38,366
So I said --
4220
01:43:38,366 --> 01:43:39,233
I was so stupid, Mike.
4221
01:43:39,233 --> 01:43:40,466
I was so freakin' stupid.
4222
01:43:40,466 --> 01:43:41,466
I told her --
4223
01:43:41,466 --> 01:43:42,300
I gave her my card.
4224
01:43:42,300 --> 01:43:43,600
I said, "Do what you have to do,
4225
01:43:43,600 --> 01:43:44,633
then get it back to me,"
4226
01:43:44,633 --> 01:43:45,233
and she did.
4227
01:43:45,233 --> 01:43:46,500
She charged, you know, a couple
4228
01:43:46,500 --> 01:43:47,866
thousand bucks on the card and
4229
01:43:47,866 --> 01:43:48,933
said, "Yep, all done.
4230
01:43:48,933 --> 01:43:50,600
Thank you so much."
4231
01:43:50,600 --> 01:43:51,366
And then she sort of
4232
01:43:51,366 --> 01:43:53,166
disappeared.
4233
01:43:53,166 --> 01:43:54,266
But then a week later, the phone
4234
01:43:54,266 --> 01:43:55,833
rings, and it's Mastercard,
4235
01:43:55,833 --> 01:43:58,900
and, I mean, it was, uh, tens
4236
01:43:58,900 --> 01:44:00,866
of thousands of dollars, Mike.
4237
01:44:00,866 --> 01:44:02,433
And I can't dispute the charges
4238
01:44:02,433 --> 01:44:03,800
because I gave her the card,
4239
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:05,466
so I canceled it.
4240
01:44:05,466 --> 01:44:06,633
Problem solved.
4241
01:44:06,633 --> 01:44:08,066
But then I got another call from
4242
01:44:08,066 --> 01:44:10,333
Visa and another call from
4243
01:44:10,333 --> 01:44:11,333
Discover.
4244
01:44:11,333 --> 01:44:13,733
She used my information.
4245
01:44:13,733 --> 01:44:14,600
She used my name and
4246
01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:15,700
information, and she took out --
4247
01:44:15,700 --> 01:44:18,133
she had 12 credit lines
4248
01:44:18,133 --> 01:44:20,033
all maxed out, cash advances.
4249
01:44:20,033 --> 01:44:24,233
We're talking hundreds, okay?
4250
01:44:24,233 --> 01:44:25,233
Hundreds of thousands
4251
01:44:25,233 --> 01:44:26,866
just gone like that, vanished,
4252
01:44:26,866 --> 01:44:27,700
and it's not like --
4253
01:44:27,700 --> 01:44:28,533
We didn't have a whole lot
4254
01:44:28,533 --> 01:44:30,200
of savings to begin with.
4255
01:44:30,200 --> 01:44:31,466
Everything I make, it goes
4256
01:44:31,466 --> 01:44:33,366
right out the door.
4257
01:44:33,366 --> 01:44:34,833
And what am I supposed to do now
4258
01:44:34,833 --> 01:44:35,866
if I tell them what happened?
4259
01:44:35,866 --> 01:44:36,700
They'll have to open
4260
01:44:36,700 --> 01:44:37,933
an investigation, and if they
4261
01:44:37,933 --> 01:44:39,500
open an investigation,
4262
01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:40,966
Holly finds out.
4263
01:44:40,966 --> 01:44:42,600
And if Holly finds out,
4264
01:44:42,600 --> 01:44:46,466
I am fucked.
4265
01:44:46,466 --> 01:44:47,866
Look, it wasn't even sexual
4266
01:44:47,866 --> 01:44:50,500
between us, is the thing...
4267
01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:51,433
well, at least after
4268
01:44:51,433 --> 01:44:53,033
the first couple of times.
4269
01:44:53,033 --> 01:44:53,833
I just...
4270
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:55,466
I liked her.
4271
01:44:55,466 --> 01:44:58,166
I thought she was nice.
4272
01:45:01,633 --> 01:45:05,033
So, what do you think?
4273
01:45:05,033 --> 01:45:06,333
What do I think?
4274
01:45:06,333 --> 01:45:07,300
Well, about the situation --
4275
01:45:07,300 --> 01:45:08,200
What do you think I think,
4276
01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:08,533
Howard?
4277
01:45:08,533 --> 01:45:10,233
Uh, I don't know.
4278
01:45:10,233 --> 01:45:11,866
It's my sister.
4279
01:45:11,866 --> 01:45:14,166
Well, it's my wife.
4280
01:45:14,166 --> 01:45:14,866
How am I supposed
4281
01:45:14,866 --> 01:45:17,200
to respond to this?
4282
01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:19,066
Uh, like a friend maybe.
4283
01:45:19,066 --> 01:45:20,466
Well, I'm not your friend,
4284
01:45:20,466 --> 01:45:21,400
Howard -- I'm your
4285
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:23,266
brother-in-law.
4286
01:45:23,266 --> 01:45:25,233
Oh. Well, okay.
4287
01:45:25,233 --> 01:45:27,066
Well, then never mind.
4288
01:45:27,066 --> 01:45:27,833
Never mind?
4289
01:45:27,833 --> 01:45:29,000
I can't never mind --
4290
01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:30,966
How am I supposed to never-mind?
4291
01:45:30,966 --> 01:45:32,166
Well, if you would've told me
4292
01:45:32,166 --> 01:45:33,366
about something like this,
4293
01:45:33,366 --> 01:45:34,400
I would've never-minded.
4294
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:35,933
Well, I didn't have sex with
4295
01:45:35,933 --> 01:45:37,433
a prostitute from the Internet
4296
01:45:37,433 --> 01:45:38,533
and give her my credit card,
4297
01:45:38,533 --> 01:45:39,100
Howard.
4298
01:45:39,100 --> 01:45:42,800
That was you.
4299
01:45:41,333 --> 01:45:45,966
You did that.
4300
01:45:45,966 --> 01:45:46,600
I did.
4301
01:45:46,600 --> 01:45:47,433
You're right.
4302
01:45:47,433 --> 01:45:50,233
I did.
4303
01:45:50,233 --> 01:45:52,366
So, what are you gonna do?
4304
01:45:52,366 --> 01:45:53,333
I don't know.
4305
01:45:53,333 --> 01:45:54,066
You don't know?
4306
01:45:54,066 --> 01:45:54,833
I don't know.
4307
01:45:54,833 --> 01:45:55,700
That's not good.
4308
01:45:55,700 --> 01:45:57,833
Well, I had one idea, maybe.
4309
01:45:57,833 --> 01:45:59,000
What is it?
4310
01:45:59,000 --> 01:45:59,633
Oh, this has
4311
01:45:59,633 --> 01:46:00,600
to come from you.
4312
01:46:00,600 --> 01:46:01,666
It can't come from me,
4313
01:46:01,666 --> 01:46:03,733
otherwise Holly will just...
4314
01:46:03,733 --> 01:46:06,266
What's the idea, Howard?
4315
01:46:06,266 --> 01:46:08,766
The store.
4316
01:46:08,766 --> 01:46:11,033
Is this about Holly's
4317
01:46:11,033 --> 01:46:12,633
interior-decorating business,
4318
01:46:12,633 --> 01:46:14,433
the Spaces and Spaces?
4319
01:46:14,433 --> 01:46:15,266
Because I don't think
4320
01:46:15,266 --> 01:46:15,900
that's gonna be
4321
01:46:15,900 --> 01:46:17,500
a real cash cow, Howard.
4322
01:46:17,500 --> 01:46:19,133
No.
4323
01:46:19,133 --> 01:46:20,466
I'm not talking about Holly's
4324
01:46:20,466 --> 01:46:21,133
business, Michael.
4325
01:46:21,133 --> 01:46:26,866
So what are you talking...
4326
01:46:25,500 --> 01:46:32,400
Hello.
4327
01:46:34,400 --> 01:46:36,033
So...
4328
01:47:00,200 --> 01:47:01,200
I think we need to have
4329
01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:02,833
some sense of overall cost
4330
01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:04,266
before we start even talking
4331
01:47:04,266 --> 01:47:05,300
about who's doing what.
4332
01:47:05,300 --> 01:47:06,300
This is not about money.
4333
01:47:06,300 --> 01:47:07,400
It's a lot about money.
4334
01:47:07,400 --> 01:47:08,066
I disagree.
4335
01:47:08,066 --> 01:47:08,700
It has something
4336
01:47:08,700 --> 01:47:09,400
to do with money.
4337
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:10,166
I think actually it
4338
01:47:10,166 --> 01:47:10,966
has more to do with care.
4339
01:47:10,966 --> 01:47:11,900
Right now we need to know
4340
01:47:11,900 --> 01:47:13,066
what each of us -- what we're
4341
01:47:13,066 --> 01:47:14,266
gonna be expected to contribute
4342
01:47:14,266 --> 01:47:15,100
here in terms of --
4343
01:47:15,100 --> 01:47:15,633
fine, care.
4344
01:47:15,633 --> 01:47:16,966
Let's call it care.
4345
01:47:16,966 --> 01:47:18,500
Well, with Mom, for instance,
4346
01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:19,433
what ended up happening
4347
01:47:19,433 --> 01:47:20,900
was I did everything
4348
01:47:20,900 --> 01:47:21,666
from the beginning.
4349
01:47:21,666 --> 01:47:22,333
That is just not true,
4350
01:47:22,333 --> 01:47:23,100
Sharon.
4351
01:47:23,100 --> 01:47:23,866
I moved into the house
4352
01:47:23,866 --> 01:47:24,666
the day she was diagnosed,
4353
01:47:24,666 --> 01:47:25,666
and I left a month after the
4354
01:47:25,666 --> 01:47:27,200
funeral -- two years of my life.
4355
01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:28,600
I was here as often
4356
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:29,333
as I could be.
4357
01:47:29,333 --> 01:47:30,333
Which was not a lot
4358
01:47:30,333 --> 01:47:30,833
to just be --
4359
01:47:30,833 --> 01:47:31,800
if we're being honest about it.
4360
01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:32,800
I had two children to raise.
4361
01:47:32,800 --> 01:47:33,500
It doesn't matter
4362
01:47:33,500 --> 01:47:34,100
who was here more.
4363
01:47:34,100 --> 01:47:35,133
You weren't here at all so --
4364
01:47:35,133 --> 01:47:35,866
I really don't want
4365
01:47:35,866 --> 01:47:36,500
to dredge this up.
4366
01:47:36,500 --> 01:47:37,400
Yeah, I bet you don't.
4367
01:47:37,400 --> 01:47:38,466
Can we get back to Dad since
4368
01:47:38,466 --> 01:47:39,500
that's why we're here, please?
4369
01:47:39,500 --> 01:47:40,333
If I could just...
4370
01:47:40,333 --> 01:47:41,466
Look, with families that are --
4371
01:47:41,466 --> 01:47:42,300
When there are health issues
4372
01:47:42,300 --> 01:47:43,333
that affect everyone,
4373
01:47:43,333 --> 01:47:44,666
a good question to start with
4374
01:47:44,666 --> 01:47:46,266
is really what kind of care
4375
01:47:46,266 --> 01:47:47,266
do you think he's going to need.
4376
01:47:47,266 --> 01:47:48,266
He's going to need someone
4377
01:47:48,266 --> 01:47:50,233
here, someone at the house.
4378
01:47:50,233 --> 01:47:51,033
Okay, great.
4379
01:47:51,033 --> 01:47:51,900
That's helpful to guide
4380
01:47:51,900 --> 01:47:52,766
the conversation.
4381
01:47:52,766 --> 01:47:53,766
And how much does that cost?
4382
01:47:53,766 --> 01:47:54,833
$1,000 a week.
4383
01:47:54,833 --> 01:47:55,333
Wow.
4384
01:47:55,333 --> 01:47:55,866
A week?
4385
01:47:55,866 --> 01:47:56,433
At least.
4386
01:47:56,433 --> 01:47:57,333
Ellen and I
4387
01:47:57,333 --> 01:47:58,033
don't have that kind of money.
4388
01:47:58,033 --> 01:47:58,966
Do you think I do?
4389
01:47:58,966 --> 01:47:59,733
Well, I'm sure we can help.
4390
01:47:59,733 --> 01:48:00,666
Howard, looked through
4391
01:48:00,666 --> 01:48:01,833
Dad's savings.
4392
01:48:01,833 --> 01:48:03,166
There's not a huge amount
4393
01:48:03,166 --> 01:48:04,000
of savings.
4394
01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:05,533
He spent all of it for Mom.
4395
01:48:05,533 --> 01:48:06,433
Insurance wouldn't cover
4396
01:48:06,433 --> 01:48:07,266
any of it,
4397
01:48:07,266 --> 01:48:08,466
the prescriptions, the nurses.
4398
01:48:08,466 --> 01:48:09,766
Howard and I can obviously --
4399
01:48:09,766 --> 01:48:11,033
I mean, we have the most, so we
4400
01:48:11,033 --> 01:48:12,266
can pay for a lot of the care.
4401
01:48:12,266 --> 01:48:13,166
That's fine with us.
4402
01:48:13,166 --> 01:48:14,033
Good.
4403
01:48:14,033 --> 01:48:16,433
Well, not necessarily
4404
01:48:16,433 --> 01:48:17,866
with Joey, with his
4405
01:48:17,866 --> 01:48:18,300
needs.
4406
01:48:18,300 --> 01:48:18,966
We don't have
4407
01:48:18,966 --> 01:48:20,033
unlimited resources.
4408
01:48:20,033 --> 01:48:21,500
No one is saying unlimited.
4409
01:48:21,500 --> 01:48:22,866
We're saying you're rich.
4410
01:48:22,866 --> 01:48:23,766
You're a lawyer.
4411
01:48:23,766 --> 01:48:25,433
Well, Joey is very expensive.
4412
01:48:25,433 --> 01:48:26,100
Okay, that is not
4413
01:48:26,100 --> 01:48:27,500
a nice thing to say.
4414
01:48:27,500 --> 01:48:28,333
Well, I didn't mean
4415
01:48:28,333 --> 01:48:29,000
it like that.
4416
01:48:29,000 --> 01:48:29,766
He's our son.
4417
01:48:29,766 --> 01:48:30,366
Come on, I'm saying
4418
01:48:30,366 --> 01:48:31,666
with his school.
4419
01:48:31,666 --> 01:48:32,466
Look, a lot of our money
4420
01:48:32,466 --> 01:48:33,333
is tied up.
4421
01:48:33,333 --> 01:48:34,100
There's Joey's tuition,
4422
01:48:34,100 --> 01:48:35,333
Jennifer's tuition,
4423
01:48:35,333 --> 01:48:36,200
Jennifer's apartment,
4424
01:48:36,200 --> 01:48:36,900
Jennifer's allowance.
4425
01:48:36,900 --> 01:48:37,666
Which we've already
4426
01:48:37,666 --> 01:48:38,133
cut back on.
4427
01:48:38,133 --> 01:48:39,033
Well, if it's not already
4428
01:48:39,033 --> 01:48:39,733
with the kids,
4429
01:48:39,733 --> 01:48:40,933
it's tied up in investments.
4430
01:48:40,933 --> 01:48:41,600
We don't have
4431
01:48:41,600 --> 01:48:42,800
a tremendous amount of cash
4432
01:48:42,800 --> 01:48:44,000
lying around for the taking.
4433
01:48:44,000 --> 01:48:45,466
I wonder if maybe the best
4434
01:48:45,466 --> 01:48:47,100
solution -- There might actually
4435
01:48:47,100 --> 01:48:48,533
be a best-case scenario here
4436
01:48:48,533 --> 01:48:49,966
that we haven't even thought
4437
01:48:49,966 --> 01:48:50,433
about.
4438
01:48:50,433 --> 01:48:51,166
Which is what?
4439
01:48:51,166 --> 01:48:52,466
Um, well, the store.
4440
01:48:52,466 --> 01:48:53,166
Yes!
4441
01:48:53,166 --> 01:48:53,766
What about it?
4442
01:48:53,766 --> 01:48:54,733
Um, properties in that area
4443
01:48:54,733 --> 01:48:55,533
have re-- 14th Street --
4444
01:48:55,533 --> 01:48:56,400
Everything there is hot
4445
01:48:56,400 --> 01:48:57,033
right now, Sharon.
4446
01:48:57,033 --> 01:48:57,900
I'm not raising the rent
4447
01:48:57,900 --> 01:48:58,666
on the Jimenez family.
4448
01:48:58,666 --> 01:48:59,666
I'm not talking about raising
4449
01:48:59,666 --> 01:49:00,133
the rent.
4450
01:49:00,133 --> 01:49:01,166
If other property owners
4451
01:49:01,166 --> 01:49:02,266
are doing that, pricing people
4452
01:49:02,266 --> 01:49:03,166
out, that's despicable.
4453
01:49:03,166 --> 01:49:04,066
To me, that's horrible.
4454
01:49:04,066 --> 01:49:04,566
I agree.
4455
01:49:04,566 --> 01:49:05,266
I'm not saying
4456
01:49:05,266 --> 01:49:05,900
raise the rent.
4457
01:49:05,900 --> 01:49:06,966
I think Michael is saying
4458
01:49:06,966 --> 01:49:08,133
that maybe it's time
4459
01:49:08,133 --> 01:49:10,000
to consider new tenants,
4460
01:49:10,000 --> 01:49:11,300
tenants who could afford to pay
4461
01:49:11,300 --> 01:49:12,400
the market price for rent.
4462
01:49:12,400 --> 01:49:13,333
That's not exactly
4463
01:49:13,333 --> 01:49:13,933
what I said.
4464
01:49:13,933 --> 01:49:14,866
The Jimenez family
4465
01:49:14,866 --> 01:49:15,766
is wonderful,
4466
01:49:15,766 --> 01:49:17,500
but the store is a business.
4467
01:49:17,500 --> 01:49:18,366
Sharon, we have to think
4468
01:49:18,366 --> 01:49:19,266
about it like a business.
4469
01:49:19,266 --> 01:49:19,933
Yes, I'm aware
4470
01:49:19,933 --> 01:49:20,900
that it's a business, Holly.
4471
01:49:20,900 --> 01:49:21,366
Thank you.
4472
01:49:21,366 --> 01:49:22,100
I need an office.
4473
01:49:22,100 --> 01:49:23,133
I've been looking for the past
4474
01:49:23,133 --> 01:49:23,800
two years.
4475
01:49:23,800 --> 01:49:24,700
Howard can tell you.
4476
01:49:24,700 --> 01:49:25,500
I mean, I've --
4477
01:49:25,500 --> 01:49:26,466
I've looked everywhere,
4478
01:49:26,466 --> 01:49:28,233
and the -- the store it's --
4479
01:49:28,233 --> 01:49:29,100
well, it's perfect.
4480
01:49:29,100 --> 01:49:31,166
It's the perfect location.
4481
01:49:31,166 --> 01:49:31,800
An office?
4482
01:49:31,800 --> 01:49:32,400
Mm-hmm.
4483
01:49:32,400 --> 01:49:33,000
For what?
4484
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:34,166
My business.
4485
01:49:34,166 --> 01:49:35,666
What business?
4486
01:49:35,666 --> 01:49:39,433
Well, it's called...
4487
01:49:39,433 --> 01:49:41,600
Spaces and Places.
4488
01:49:41,600 --> 01:49:42,733
What is she talking about?
4489
01:49:42,733 --> 01:49:43,900
Let's maybe take a second --
4490
01:49:43,900 --> 01:49:44,666
It's a boutique
4491
01:49:44,666 --> 01:49:45,500
interior-design firm.
4492
01:49:45,500 --> 01:49:46,266
Well, I'm lost.
4493
01:49:46,266 --> 01:49:47,566
W-With the rent that we pay
4494
01:49:47,566 --> 01:49:48,433
Dad, we'll end up
4495
01:49:48,433 --> 01:49:49,433
paying for his care.
4496
01:49:49,433 --> 01:49:50,233
That's the point.
4497
01:49:50,233 --> 01:49:50,966
Okay, Sharon?
4498
01:49:50,966 --> 01:49:51,666
You want to kick out
4499
01:49:51,666 --> 01:49:52,700
the Jimenez family so
4500
01:49:52,700 --> 01:49:54,000
that you can have an office for
4501
01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:55,133
a business that doesn't exist?
4502
01:49:55,133 --> 01:49:56,000
It does exist.
4503
01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:56,633
Do you want to see
4504
01:49:56,633 --> 01:49:57,800
my business cards?
4505
01:49:57,800 --> 01:49:59,400
Ca-- Can you support me
4506
01:49:59,400 --> 01:50:00,600
here, someone, please?
4507
01:50:00,600 --> 01:50:01,733
So this is your idea, too?
4508
01:50:01,733 --> 01:50:02,766
Yes, it is.
4509
01:50:02,766 --> 01:50:03,700
You want to put the Jimenez
4510
01:50:03,700 --> 01:50:04,666
family on the street
4511
01:50:04,666 --> 01:50:05,633
after all they've done for Dad?
4512
01:50:05,633 --> 01:50:06,400
Can I say something?
4513
01:50:06,400 --> 01:50:07,400
What have they done for Dad?
4514
01:50:07,400 --> 01:50:07,900
Everything.
4515
01:50:07,900 --> 01:50:08,400
Like what?
4516
01:50:08,400 --> 01:50:08,966
Before we get
4517
01:50:08,966 --> 01:50:09,900
too far ahead of ourselves --
4518
01:50:09,900 --> 01:50:10,700
Like lift his spirits.
4519
01:50:10,700 --> 01:50:11,633
Oh, oh, by calling him
4520
01:50:11,633 --> 01:50:12,533
on the phone once a week?
4521
01:50:12,533 --> 01:50:13,433
No, by caring, Holly!
4522
01:50:13,433 --> 01:50:14,100
By actually caring!
4523
01:50:14,100 --> 01:50:15,133
I think Mike is trying to say
4524
01:50:15,133 --> 01:50:15,533
something.
4525
01:50:15,533 --> 01:50:18,333
I'm saying sell the store.
4526
01:50:18,333 --> 01:50:20,766
We sell the store.
4527
01:50:20,766 --> 01:50:21,500
What?
4528
01:50:21,500 --> 01:50:22,300
Before you both have
4529
01:50:22,300 --> 01:50:23,233
your knee-jerk reactions --
4530
01:50:23,233 --> 01:50:24,033
Absolutely not.
4531
01:50:24,033 --> 01:50:24,866
Can you just listen?
4532
01:50:24,866 --> 01:50:26,766
You want to sell the store?
4533
01:50:26,766 --> 01:50:27,633
We are not doing that.
4534
01:50:27,633 --> 01:50:28,533
It's not even the store
4535
01:50:28,533 --> 01:50:28,900
anymore.
4536
01:50:28,900 --> 01:50:29,766
It hasn't been the store
4537
01:50:29,766 --> 01:50:30,233
in 30 years.
4538
01:50:30,233 --> 01:50:31,033
It's a Mexican bodega.
4539
01:50:31,033 --> 01:50:31,733
Guatemalan, and it
4540
01:50:31,733 --> 01:50:32,600
is not a bodega.
4541
01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:33,433
Are you going to participate
4542
01:50:33,433 --> 01:50:34,366
in this conversation, Howard,
4543
01:50:34,366 --> 01:50:35,200
or are you just --
4544
01:50:35,200 --> 01:50:37,233
are you suddenly a deaf-mute?
4545
01:50:37,233 --> 01:50:38,666
I'm listening to Mike.
4546
01:50:38,666 --> 01:50:39,366
I want to hear
4547
01:50:39,366 --> 01:50:40,866
what Mike has to say.
4548
01:50:40,866 --> 01:50:42,066
This would guarantee that
4549
01:50:42,066 --> 01:50:43,633
we have enough money for Dad,
4550
01:50:43,633 --> 01:50:44,766
and whatever is left over
4551
01:50:44,766 --> 01:50:46,266
we can, you know...
4552
01:50:46,266 --> 01:50:47,266
We can divide the rest
4553
01:50:47,266 --> 01:50:47,900
between us.
4554
01:50:47,900 --> 01:50:48,700
So this is
4555
01:50:48,700 --> 01:50:49,633
an investment thing for you?
4556
01:50:49,633 --> 01:50:50,600
This is a money-making thing.
4557
01:50:50,600 --> 01:50:51,433
It's our inheritance.
4558
01:50:51,433 --> 01:50:52,300
We're going to inherit it
4559
01:50:52,300 --> 01:50:52,633
anyway.
4560
01:50:52,633 --> 01:50:53,433
What is the difference?
4561
01:50:53,433 --> 01:50:54,266
The difference, Michael,
4562
01:50:54,266 --> 01:50:55,533
is that he's still alive.
4563
01:50:55,533 --> 01:50:56,366
Yes, and, this way,
4564
01:50:56,366 --> 01:50:57,333
he could see us enjoy the money
4565
01:50:57,333 --> 01:50:57,833
instead of --
4566
01:50:57,833 --> 01:50:58,700
You want him to sell the
4567
01:50:58,700 --> 01:50:59,633
store to some huge real-estate
4568
01:50:59,633 --> 01:51:00,700
company who's going to knock it
4569
01:51:00,700 --> 01:51:01,666
down and turn it into some kind
4570
01:51:01,666 --> 01:51:02,633
of what, condos for yuppies?
4571
01:51:02,633 --> 01:51:03,266
It's horrible!
4572
01:51:03,266 --> 01:51:04,233
It's a neighborhood there.
4573
01:51:04,233 --> 01:51:05,066
It is a neighborhood.
4574
01:51:05,066 --> 01:51:05,800
It's not gonna be
4575
01:51:05,800 --> 01:51:06,833
a neighborhood for much longer.
4576
01:51:06,833 --> 01:51:07,900
Oh, so you're comfortable,
4577
01:51:07,900 --> 01:51:09,333
Mr. Ralph Nader?
4578
01:51:09,333 --> 01:51:10,033
You're comfortable
4579
01:51:10,033 --> 01:51:11,333
completely transforming the face
4580
01:51:11,333 --> 01:51:12,066
of this neighborhood?
4581
01:51:12,066 --> 01:51:12,933
It's happening already,
4582
01:51:12,933 --> 01:51:13,900
whether we want it to or not.
4583
01:51:13,900 --> 01:51:14,733
No, you're comfortable
4584
01:51:14,733 --> 01:51:15,500
kicking Hispanic people
4585
01:51:15,500 --> 01:51:16,500
out of their own neighborhood.
4586
01:51:16,500 --> 01:51:17,333
It used to be a Jewish
4587
01:51:17,333 --> 01:51:17,833
neighborhood.
4588
01:51:17,833 --> 01:51:18,500
Then it was a black
4589
01:51:18,500 --> 01:51:19,000
neighborhood.
4590
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:19,666
Now it's Hispanic.
4591
01:51:19,666 --> 01:51:20,633
Soon, it'll be something else.
4592
01:51:20,633 --> 01:51:20,966
Wow.
4593
01:51:20,966 --> 01:51:21,733
I'm not comfortable
4594
01:51:21,733 --> 01:51:22,333
with any of this.
4595
01:51:22,333 --> 01:51:22,866
Thank you.
4596
01:51:22,866 --> 01:51:23,666
That is your family's
4597
01:51:23,666 --> 01:51:24,700
heritage in that store.
4598
01:51:24,700 --> 01:51:25,600
It's Abby's heritage
4599
01:51:25,600 --> 01:51:26,300
in that store.
4600
01:51:26,300 --> 01:51:27,200
It's a building, Ellen.
4601
01:51:27,200 --> 01:51:28,233
It's four walls and a ceiling.
4602
01:51:28,233 --> 01:51:29,133
Our grandparents built
4603
01:51:29,133 --> 01:51:29,600
those walls.
4604
01:51:29,600 --> 01:51:30,600
I don't actually think --
4605
01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:31,500
They built the ceiling.
4606
01:51:31,500 --> 01:51:32,266
I'm sorry to burst
4607
01:51:32,266 --> 01:51:33,000
your bubble on this.
4608
01:51:33,000 --> 01:51:33,733
I think the building
4609
01:51:33,733 --> 01:51:34,400
was already there.
4610
01:51:34,400 --> 01:51:35,633
Abby would be heartbroken
4611
01:51:35,633 --> 01:51:36,566
to lose that history.
4612
01:51:36,566 --> 01:51:37,633
How do you think that
4613
01:51:37,633 --> 01:51:38,866
Jennifer would feel or Joey?
4614
01:51:38,866 --> 01:51:40,166
They don't care.
4615
01:51:40,166 --> 01:51:41,366
That is absolutely not true.
4616
01:51:41,366 --> 01:51:42,200
We could sell it for $3
4617
01:51:42,200 --> 01:51:46,200
to $4 million, okay?
4618
01:51:46,200 --> 01:51:47,133
That's the figure
4619
01:51:47,133 --> 01:51:48,733
we're talking about here --
4620
01:51:48,733 --> 01:51:50,433
just so we're all on the same
4621
01:51:50,433 --> 01:51:51,233
page, okay?
4622
01:51:51,233 --> 01:51:55,866
$3 to $4 million.
4623
01:51:54,366 --> 01:51:57,733
You're kidding?
4624
01:52:00,100 --> 01:52:02,633
Conservatively.
4625
01:52:02,633 --> 01:52:04,333
So what?
4626
01:52:04,333 --> 01:52:05,000
So what?
4627
01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:05,733
I don't care
4628
01:52:05,733 --> 01:52:06,766
if it's $20 million.
4629
01:52:06,766 --> 01:52:07,766
Well, that's a lot of money,
4630
01:52:07,766 --> 01:52:08,566
Holly -- $3 million.
4631
01:52:08,566 --> 01:52:09,466
We already have a lot
4632
01:52:09,466 --> 01:52:10,166
of money, Howard.
4633
01:52:10,166 --> 01:52:10,800
Nobody needs
4634
01:52:10,800 --> 01:52:11,566
that kind of money.
4635
01:52:11,566 --> 01:52:12,300
Uh, we do.
4636
01:52:12,300 --> 01:52:12,966
We're broke, Ellen.
4637
01:52:12,966 --> 01:52:13,800
We are not broke.
4638
01:52:13,800 --> 01:52:15,200
No, we understand, Michael.
4639
01:52:15,200 --> 01:52:16,600
Money comes first.
4640
01:52:16,600 --> 01:52:19,200
Spoken like a true socialist.
4641
01:52:19,200 --> 01:52:20,566
Howard and I can give you
4642
01:52:20,566 --> 01:52:21,400
money, Michael.
4643
01:52:21,400 --> 01:52:22,266
If you need money --
4644
01:52:22,266 --> 01:52:23,766
Oh, really?
4645
01:52:23,766 --> 01:52:24,666
We don't need money.
4646
01:52:24,666 --> 01:52:25,633
Michael is exaggerating.
4647
01:52:25,633 --> 01:52:26,700
He's being very dramatic.
4648
01:52:26,700 --> 01:52:27,833
He's putting on a little show
4649
01:52:27,833 --> 01:52:28,200
for us.
4650
01:52:28,200 --> 01:52:28,833
In what way
4651
01:52:28,833 --> 01:52:29,566
am I exaggerating?
4652
01:52:29,566 --> 01:52:30,433
We have my salary.
4653
01:52:30,433 --> 01:52:31,533
You're completely discounting
4654
01:52:31,533 --> 01:52:32,033
my salary.
4655
01:52:32,033 --> 01:52:33,633
Your salary? Are you kidding?
4656
01:52:33,633 --> 01:52:34,666
Am I kidding?
4657
01:52:34,666 --> 01:52:35,433
I'm sorry, but there is
4658
01:52:35,433 --> 01:52:36,666
already a compromise here
4659
01:52:36,666 --> 01:52:37,800
which everyone is ignoring,
4660
01:52:37,800 --> 01:52:39,533
and that is Spaces and Places!
4661
01:52:39,533 --> 01:52:41,266
Aw, my God!
4662
01:52:41,266 --> 01:52:42,266
Howard and I are offering
4663
01:52:42,266 --> 01:52:43,333
to take care of Dad,
4664
01:52:43,333 --> 01:52:44,400
all of his expenses.
4665
01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:45,300
Is that true, Howard?
4666
01:52:45,300 --> 01:52:46,333
But you need something
4667
01:52:46,333 --> 01:52:47,866
in return.
4668
01:52:47,866 --> 01:52:49,033
You need your little --
4669
01:52:49,033 --> 01:52:49,866
your project.
4670
01:52:49,866 --> 01:52:50,600
Is this what you want
4671
01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:51,200
to do, Howard?
4672
01:52:51,200 --> 01:52:52,066
Howard and I
4673
01:52:52,066 --> 01:52:52,900
are going to renovate the store.
4674
01:52:52,900 --> 01:52:53,733
We're going to take care
4675
01:52:53,733 --> 01:52:54,900
of all the upgrades for free.
4676
01:52:54,900 --> 01:52:55,700
Well, we should discuss
4677
01:52:55,700 --> 01:52:56,933
the details first.
4678
01:52:56,933 --> 01:52:57,900
Who's going to pay for that?
4679
01:52:57,900 --> 01:52:58,666
He's not going to pay for that.
4680
01:52:58,666 --> 01:52:59,600
Of course, he is.
4681
01:52:59,600 --> 01:53:00,500
Let's just --
4682
01:53:00,500 --> 01:53:01,533
Can we discuss for one second?
4683
01:53:01,533 --> 01:53:04,866
See.
4684
01:53:04,866 --> 01:53:06,533
Okay, do you believe
4685
01:53:06,533 --> 01:53:07,466
in this or not, Howard?
4686
01:53:07,466 --> 01:53:08,333
I-I believe in it.
4687
01:53:08,333 --> 01:53:09,533
I just -- I think what Mike is
4688
01:53:09,533 --> 01:53:10,733
saying, it makes a lot of sense
4689
01:53:10,733 --> 01:53:12,000
to me.
4690
01:53:12,000 --> 01:53:13,866
Oh, it does, does it?
4691
01:53:13,866 --> 01:53:14,766
Well, $3 million.
4692
01:53:14,766 --> 01:53:16,800
So nobody here is on my side.
4693
01:53:16,800 --> 01:53:17,600
No, of course,
4694
01:53:17,600 --> 01:53:18,400
I'm on your side, Holly.
4695
01:53:18,400 --> 01:53:19,266
Nobody is supporting me.
4696
01:53:19,266 --> 01:53:19,966
I'm just trying to think
4697
01:53:19,966 --> 01:53:20,666
about it practically.
4698
01:53:20,666 --> 01:53:22,400
No, you know what?
4699
01:53:22,400 --> 01:53:23,266
I give up.
4700
01:53:23,266 --> 01:53:23,933
No, Holly.
4701
01:53:23,933 --> 01:53:25,700
I give up.
4702
01:53:27,666 --> 01:53:29,066
We'll give her the money.
4703
01:53:29,066 --> 01:53:29,900
Okay, Sharon?
4704
01:53:29,900 --> 01:53:30,600
Howard and I, we're gonna
4705
01:53:30,600 --> 01:53:31,133
give you the money.
4706
01:53:31,133 --> 01:53:31,500
You happy?
4707
01:53:31,500 --> 01:53:32,133
You can keep the store.
4708
01:53:32,133 --> 01:53:32,966
No, I'm not sure
4709
01:53:32,966 --> 01:53:34,100
that's the best plan, Holly.
4710
01:53:34,100 --> 01:53:35,366
I just want Dad to be happy.
4711
01:53:35,366 --> 01:53:36,566
That's all I want, and if that's
4712
01:53:36,566 --> 01:53:37,366
our money, that's our money.
4713
01:53:37,366 --> 01:53:38,333
I'm not arguing anymore.
4714
01:53:38,333 --> 01:53:39,133
This is insane.
4715
01:53:39,133 --> 01:53:40,566
Thank you, Holly, for saying
4716
01:53:40,566 --> 01:53:41,300
the one sensible thing
4717
01:53:41,300 --> 01:53:42,200
that anyone has said.
4718
01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:43,333
Except you can't give Dad
4719
01:53:43,333 --> 01:53:44,266
the money.
4720
01:53:44,266 --> 01:53:45,533
It's tied up, like Howard said.
4721
01:53:45,533 --> 01:53:46,400
That's the problem.
4722
01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:47,600
So get it un-tied up.
4723
01:53:47,600 --> 01:53:48,466
I don't understand that.
4724
01:53:48,466 --> 01:53:49,333
Well, it's a lot more
4725
01:53:49,333 --> 01:53:50,533
complicated than ju--
4726
01:53:50,533 --> 01:53:51,800
I mean, there are fees and
4727
01:53:51,800 --> 01:53:53,200
taxes, and just I would really
4728
01:53:53,200 --> 01:53:54,166
rather not do that.
4729
01:53:54,166 --> 01:53:55,166
Oh, I would really rather not
4730
01:53:55,166 --> 01:53:56,733
sell my family history, Howard.
4731
01:53:56,733 --> 01:53:57,833
Choices, choices.
4732
01:53:57,833 --> 01:54:00,766
So we'll pay for now, and
4733
01:54:00,766 --> 01:54:02,600
then we can readdress in a year.
4734
01:54:02,600 --> 01:54:03,100
I don't care.
4735
01:54:03,100 --> 01:54:03,700
A year?
4736
01:54:03,700 --> 01:54:04,400
We can't do that.
4737
01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:05,233
No, I can't guarantee
4738
01:54:05,233 --> 01:54:06,066
I have the cash for that.
4739
01:54:06,066 --> 01:54:07,000
He doesn't have the cash.
4740
01:54:07,000 --> 01:54:07,433
Why not?
4741
01:54:07,433 --> 01:54:08,166
He just said that.
4742
01:54:08,166 --> 01:54:08,866
That doesn't make
4743
01:54:08,866 --> 01:54:09,600
a lot of sense to me.
4744
01:54:09,600 --> 01:54:10,666
A lot of it is tied up in the
4745
01:54:10,666 --> 01:54:11,433
stock market and other
4746
01:54:11,433 --> 01:54:11,900
investments.
4747
01:54:11,900 --> 01:54:12,866
He doesn't have the money,
4748
01:54:12,866 --> 01:54:13,166
Holly!
4749
01:54:13,166 --> 01:54:14,066
But what does that mean?
4750
01:54:14,066 --> 01:54:14,966
It's gone! Okay?
4751
01:54:14,966 --> 01:54:15,933
It's gone.
4752
01:54:15,933 --> 01:54:18,200
That's what it means.
4753
01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:19,366
Okay, well, it's not --
4754
01:54:19,366 --> 01:54:21,833
Stop, How-- Just stop.
4755
01:54:21,833 --> 01:54:22,766
We don't have time for this.
4756
01:54:22,766 --> 01:54:25,066
I'm sorry.
4757
01:54:25,066 --> 01:54:27,866
It's gone.
4758
01:54:27,866 --> 01:54:30,700
What is he talking about?
4759
01:54:30,700 --> 01:54:31,500
What is he talking about,
4760
01:54:31,500 --> 01:54:33,866
Howard?
4761
01:54:33,866 --> 01:54:35,300
It's complicated.
4762
01:54:37,766 --> 01:54:39,766
What, you lost money?
4763
01:54:39,766 --> 01:54:40,266
What did you do?
4764
01:54:40,266 --> 01:54:41,033
Look, it's gonna be fine.
4765
01:54:41,033 --> 01:54:41,766
Maybe you can have this
4766
01:54:41,766 --> 01:54:42,233
conversation --
4767
01:54:42,233 --> 01:54:44,500
No, what did you do, Howard?
4768
01:54:44,500 --> 01:54:46,166
I just -- I met someone who
4769
01:54:46,166 --> 01:54:50,400
needed help.
4770
01:54:50,400 --> 01:54:51,400
You met someone?
4771
01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:52,266
Holly.
4772
01:54:52,266 --> 01:54:54,600
Oh, my God.
4773
01:54:58,533 --> 01:55:00,900
How much money
4774
01:55:00,900 --> 01:55:03,400
did you give this...person?
4775
01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:04,500
No, we have money.
4776
01:55:04,500 --> 01:55:05,166
Then where is it?
4777
01:55:05,166 --> 01:55:05,766
Yeah, a lot of it
4778
01:55:05,766 --> 01:55:06,533
is just tied up.
4779
01:55:06,533 --> 01:55:07,800
Okay, if you say "tied up"
4780
01:55:07,800 --> 01:55:08,500
one more time,
4781
01:55:08,500 --> 01:55:09,433
I'm gonna tie you up
4782
01:55:09,433 --> 01:55:11,966
by your fucking balls, Howard!
4783
01:55:14,266 --> 01:55:17,033
Where's our money?
4784
01:55:17,033 --> 01:55:19,400
I don't know
4785
01:55:17,766 --> 01:55:22,100
what you want me to say.
4786
01:55:22,100 --> 01:55:23,866
You bastard.
4787
01:55:23,866 --> 01:55:24,800
What do you want me to say?
4788
01:55:24,800 --> 01:55:26,000
I want you to get the fuck
4789
01:55:26,000 --> 01:55:27,333
out of this house.
4790
01:55:27,333 --> 01:55:28,766
That's what I want, Howard.
4791
01:55:28,766 --> 01:55:31,666
Holly...
4792
01:55:29,433 --> 01:55:42,333
Get the fuck out.
4793
01:55:46,000 --> 01:55:48,666
Look...
4794
01:55:48,666 --> 01:55:51,500
I'm not giving up my family, our
4795
01:55:51,500 --> 01:55:52,466
history,
4796
01:55:52,466 --> 01:55:53,333
because of whatever kind
4797
01:55:53,333 --> 01:55:54,566
of creepy thing that Howard did.
4798
01:55:54,566 --> 01:55:55,333
Don't, Sharon.
4799
01:55:55,333 --> 01:55:56,133
I'm not doing it.
4800
01:55:56,133 --> 01:55:56,833
What is the alternative?
4801
01:55:56,833 --> 01:55:57,500
I guess we all just
4802
01:55:57,500 --> 01:55:58,366
have to pitch in.
4803
01:55:58,366 --> 01:55:59,600
Well, we can do that.
4804
01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:00,533
How can we do that?
4805
01:56:00,533 --> 01:56:01,333
We can help, Michael,
4806
01:56:01,333 --> 01:56:02,000
obviously.
4807
01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:02,766
We can help as much
4808
01:56:02,766 --> 01:56:03,800
as we can afford to help.
4809
01:56:03,800 --> 01:56:04,733
Thank you, Ellen.
4810
01:56:04,733 --> 01:56:05,700
We have a mortgage.
4811
01:56:05,700 --> 01:56:06,133
So?
4812
01:56:06,133 --> 01:56:07,333
We'll take out another loan.
4813
01:56:07,333 --> 01:56:08,066
This is family.
4814
01:56:08,066 --> 01:56:09,400
Can't take out another loan.
4815
01:56:09,400 --> 01:56:10,266
Who is going to give us
4816
01:56:10,266 --> 01:56:10,866
another loan?
4817
01:56:10,866 --> 01:56:12,000
We'll figure something out.
4818
01:56:12,000 --> 01:56:12,600
We always do.
4819
01:56:12,600 --> 01:56:13,700
And what about the $2,000
4820
01:56:13,700 --> 01:56:14,733
a week for Abby's treatment
4821
01:56:14,733 --> 01:56:15,166
program?
4822
01:56:15,166 --> 01:56:16,266
That is a temporary expense.
4823
01:56:16,266 --> 01:56:17,166
She's done in two months.
4824
01:56:17,166 --> 01:56:17,866
And then what?
4825
01:56:17,866 --> 01:56:18,866
And then she's going back
4826
01:56:18,866 --> 01:56:19,700
to school in the fall.
4827
01:56:19,700 --> 01:56:20,700
We've already set that money
4828
01:56:20,700 --> 01:56:21,033
aside.
4829
01:56:21,033 --> 01:56:22,033
And how long until we get
4830
01:56:22,033 --> 01:56:23,300
a call from the hospital?
4831
01:56:23,300 --> 01:56:24,166
How long until the phone rings
4832
01:56:24,166 --> 01:56:25,200
at 2:00 in the morning because
4833
01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:26,200
she hasn't eaten in a week?
4834
01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:27,233
She is doing better.
4835
01:56:27,233 --> 01:56:28,100
100%.
4836
01:56:28,100 --> 01:56:29,000
She's working very hard.
4837
01:56:29,000 --> 01:56:29,833
She's always doing better,
4838
01:56:29,833 --> 01:56:31,133
Ellen!
4839
01:56:31,133 --> 01:56:31,800
She was doing better
4840
01:56:31,800 --> 01:56:32,566
before Israel.
4841
01:56:32,566 --> 01:56:33,333
She was doing better
4842
01:56:33,333 --> 01:56:34,200
after Israel.
4843
01:56:34,200 --> 01:56:35,100
Well, I happen to have faith
4844
01:56:35,100 --> 01:56:36,166
in our daughter.
4845
01:56:36,166 --> 01:56:36,933
I do, too.
4846
01:56:36,933 --> 01:56:40,166
And I see the reality.
4847
01:56:40,166 --> 01:56:42,500
And what is the reality?
4848
01:56:42,500 --> 01:56:44,266
The realit-- The reality
4849
01:56:44,266 --> 01:56:47,533
is our child is sick.
4850
01:56:47,533 --> 01:56:51,633
She's sick, and she's not...
4851
01:56:51,633 --> 01:56:52,966
she's not getting better.
4852
01:56:52,966 --> 01:56:54,400
She's not gonna get better,
4853
01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:54,866
Ellen.
4854
01:56:54,866 --> 01:56:56,433
We are going to be taking care
4855
01:56:56,433 --> 01:56:57,833
of Abby for the rest of our
4856
01:56:57,833 --> 01:56:58,333
lives.
4857
01:56:58,333 --> 01:56:59,166
Excuse me.
4858
01:56:59,166 --> 01:56:59,900
Ellen, you...
4859
01:57:20,233 --> 01:57:24,800
Can we...
4860
01:57:24,800 --> 01:57:25,800
Let's maybe start from the
4861
01:57:25,800 --> 01:57:26,866
premise that we have no other
4862
01:57:26,866 --> 01:57:28,933
options here, okay?
4863
01:57:28,933 --> 01:57:29,766
Because guess what?
4864
01:57:29,766 --> 01:57:31,733
We have no other options here.
4865
01:57:31,733 --> 01:57:32,333
Why don't we sell
4866
01:57:32,333 --> 01:57:36,033
the house, too?
4867
01:57:36,033 --> 01:57:36,933
Tell us the alternative.
4868
01:57:36,933 --> 01:57:37,533
Yeah, why don't we
4869
01:57:37,533 --> 01:57:38,933
sell the drapes?
4870
01:57:38,933 --> 01:57:39,733
Fire sale.
4871
01:57:39,733 --> 01:57:41,366
Let's get rid of it all.
4872
01:57:41,366 --> 01:57:42,233
Let's make a killing.
4873
01:57:42,233 --> 01:57:43,366
Maybe we could all retire early.
4874
01:57:43,366 --> 01:57:44,366
What's your better idea,
4875
01:57:44,366 --> 01:57:44,733
Sharon?
4876
01:57:44,733 --> 01:57:45,766
We're all waiting to hear it.
4877
01:57:46,300 --> 01:57:48,733
Dad won't let you do this.
4878
01:57:48,733 --> 01:57:49,766
You realize that, right?
4879
01:57:49,766 --> 01:57:50,533
He's not going
4880
01:57:50,533 --> 01:57:51,500
to let you sell his store.
4881
01:57:51,500 --> 01:57:52,633
He's not in a state of mind
4882
01:57:52,633 --> 01:57:55,200
to make that kind of decision.
4883
01:57:55,200 --> 01:57:56,000
According to who?
4884
01:57:56,000 --> 01:57:56,966
According to the fact
4885
01:57:56,966 --> 01:57:58,433
that it's completely obvious.
4886
01:57:58,433 --> 01:57:59,800
Look at him!
4887
01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:02,033
He has no idea what's going on.
4888
01:58:02,033 --> 01:58:02,733
That is not true.
4889
01:58:02,733 --> 01:58:03,600
Well, then we'll hire a
4890
01:58:03,600 --> 01:58:04,633
lawyer to prove that it's true.
4891
01:58:04,633 --> 01:58:06,866
Oh, my God.
4892
01:58:06,866 --> 01:58:08,300
We are not punishing Dad
4893
01:58:08,300 --> 01:58:09,366
because you decided to buy
4894
01:58:09,366 --> 01:58:10,866
an apartment six months before
4895
01:58:10,866 --> 01:58:12,766
you published "Mein Kampf."
4896
01:58:15,433 --> 01:58:18,100
Okay.
4897
01:58:18,100 --> 01:58:20,066
Yeah, maybe if you hadn't
4898
01:58:20,066 --> 01:58:21,566
felt the need to write a book
4899
01:58:21,566 --> 01:58:22,833
telling the whole world
4900
01:58:22,833 --> 01:58:24,733
how much you hate yourself,
4901
01:58:24,733 --> 01:58:25,533
a book that --
4902
01:58:25,533 --> 01:58:27,300
by the way, a book
4903
01:58:27,300 --> 01:58:29,300
that broke your father's heart.
4904
01:58:29,300 --> 01:58:30,733
Okay?
4905
01:58:30,733 --> 01:58:31,766
You think it's a coincidence
4906
01:58:31,766 --> 01:58:32,533
how sick he is?
4907
01:58:32,533 --> 01:58:33,233
Aw, you're trying
4908
01:58:33,233 --> 01:58:33,700
to get me...
4909
01:58:33,700 --> 01:58:34,366
You think that's
4910
01:58:34,366 --> 01:58:35,000
just happenstance?
4911
01:58:35,000 --> 01:58:35,966
Trying to push my buttons,
4912
01:58:35,966 --> 01:58:36,300
Sharon.
4913
01:58:36,300 --> 01:58:37,033
I'm not gonna let you,
4914
01:58:37,033 --> 01:58:37,466
not today.
4915
01:58:37,466 --> 01:58:38,700
You dragged your family
4916
01:58:38,700 --> 01:58:39,600
through the dirt.
4917
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:40,433
Oh, okay.
4918
01:58:40,433 --> 01:58:42,000
You dragged us 6 million
4919
01:58:42,000 --> 01:58:42,866
through dirt
4920
01:58:42,866 --> 01:58:44,000
for your own ambition...
4921
01:58:44,000 --> 01:58:45,066
Right. Okay. Right.
4922
01:58:45,066 --> 01:58:46,466
...so that all the co-eds on
4923
01:58:46,466 --> 01:58:47,900
campus in their "Free Palestine"
4924
01:58:47,900 --> 01:58:48,833
T-shirts could think,
4925
01:58:48,833 --> 01:58:50,400
"Ooh, what a cool guy he is.
4926
01:58:50,400 --> 01:58:51,100
He's willing to slander
4927
01:58:51,100 --> 01:58:52,266
6 million dead Jews.
4928
01:58:52,266 --> 01:58:52,933
What a hero."
4929
01:58:52,933 --> 01:58:53,833
Right.
4930
01:58:53,833 --> 01:58:54,633
Yeah, let's be honest
4931
01:58:54,633 --> 01:58:56,833
with ourselves, Michael.
4932
01:58:56,833 --> 01:58:58,800
Let's be honest.
4933
01:58:58,800 --> 01:59:00,600
You don't believe in anything
4934
01:59:00,600 --> 01:59:02,400
except yourself.
4935
01:59:02,400 --> 01:59:03,933
You're a hypocrite,
4936
01:59:03,933 --> 01:59:06,200
and you're a liar.
4937
01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:07,433
And the fact
4938
01:59:07,433 --> 01:59:08,666
that your mother begged for you
4939
01:59:08,666 --> 01:59:09,366
on her deathbed
4940
01:59:09,366 --> 01:59:10,233
and you were too busy
4941
01:59:10,233 --> 01:59:11,833
with your career to be with her
4942
01:59:11,833 --> 01:59:12,700
is indicative of
4943
01:59:12,700 --> 01:59:13,900
a whole lot else wrong with you.
4944
01:59:13,900 --> 01:59:14,600
I was here as soon
4945
01:59:14,600 --> 01:59:15,200
as I could be.
4946
01:59:15,200 --> 01:59:16,100
Which is just
4947
01:59:16,100 --> 01:59:16,866
too fucking late, wasn't it?
4948
01:59:16,866 --> 01:59:17,766
Fuck you, Sharon.
4949
01:59:17,766 --> 01:59:18,500
Both of you.
4950
01:59:18,500 --> 01:59:19,300
You made the bed, Holly.
4951
01:59:19,300 --> 01:59:20,466
You want an award for that?
4952
01:59:20,466 --> 01:59:21,433
You want a trophy?
4953
01:59:21,433 --> 01:59:22,200
You vacuumed!
4954
01:59:22,200 --> 01:59:23,066
I think we should vote.
4955
01:59:23,066 --> 01:59:24,766
You are not selling my store!
4956
01:59:24,766 --> 01:59:25,466
Your store?
4957
01:59:25,466 --> 01:59:26,633
I'm the only one who cares
4958
01:59:26,633 --> 01:59:28,666
about it, who appreciates it.
4959
01:59:28,666 --> 01:59:29,733
You can pretend to be on your
4960
01:59:29,733 --> 01:59:31,133
high horse about this, Sharon,
4961
01:59:31,133 --> 01:59:32,433
with your principles
4962
01:59:32,433 --> 01:59:33,233
and your bullshit.
4963
01:59:33,233 --> 01:59:34,033
You and I both know
4964
01:59:34,033 --> 01:59:34,933
the only reason you care
4965
01:59:34,933 --> 01:59:36,033
about any of this
4966
01:59:36,033 --> 01:59:36,800
is 'cause you're fucking
4967
01:59:36,800 --> 01:59:38,766
the Guatemalan guy, okay?
4968
01:59:38,766 --> 01:59:41,266
So save the sanctimony.
4969
01:59:49,433 --> 01:59:50,500
What?
4970
01:59:53,833 --> 01:59:55,400
She's, uh, sleeping with,
4971
01:59:55,400 --> 01:59:56,300
uh, Rodrigo.
4972
01:59:56,300 --> 01:59:58,166
You didn't know this?
4973
01:59:58,166 --> 02:00:00,800
Thanks for sharing that,
4974
02:00:00,800 --> 02:00:02,066
which you swore not to do.
4975
02:00:02,066 --> 02:00:03,366
Oh, you're welcome.
4976
02:00:03,366 --> 02:00:04,500
Is that true?
4977
02:00:04,500 --> 02:00:06,066
Married man.
4978
02:00:06,066 --> 02:00:07,133
They're separated now.
4979
02:00:07,133 --> 02:00:08,100
Oh, good for you.
4980
02:00:08,100 --> 02:00:09,433
Great job. Well-done.
4981
02:00:12,033 --> 02:00:13,166
I'm pregnant.
4982
02:00:15,766 --> 02:00:17,066
You split up a marriage,
4983
02:00:17,066 --> 02:00:18,233
so you give yourself a pat
4984
02:00:18,233 --> 02:00:19,066
on the back.
4985
02:00:19,066 --> 02:00:19,933
What did you say?
4986
02:00:19,933 --> 02:00:21,200
Your family-values friends in
4987
02:00:21,200 --> 02:00:22,366
the Republican Party are very
4988
02:00:22,366 --> 02:00:24,766
impressed.
4989
02:00:24,766 --> 02:00:28,100
We're having a baby.
4990
02:00:28,100 --> 02:00:31,300
You're having a baby, Sharon?
4991
02:00:31,300 --> 02:00:33,866
Sharon?
4992
02:00:33,866 --> 02:00:35,833
I don't believe that.
4993
02:00:35,833 --> 02:00:37,166
Ugh, do you want to look
4994
02:00:37,166 --> 02:00:40,966
at the fucking sonogram?
4995
02:00:40,966 --> 02:00:43,633
I'm happy.
4996
02:00:43,633 --> 02:00:45,533
For the first time in my life,
4997
02:00:45,533 --> 02:00:48,200
I'm finally...
4998
02:00:48,200 --> 02:00:54,666
I'm happy.
4999
02:01:00,900 --> 02:01:03,733
Look...
5000
02:01:03,733 --> 02:01:06,233
if we don't have this money,
5001
02:01:06,233 --> 02:01:07,133
I don't know
5002
02:01:07,133 --> 02:01:07,833
what else we're going to do.
5003
02:01:07,833 --> 02:01:08,433
Do we want to put Dad
5004
02:01:08,433 --> 02:01:09,133
away somewhere?
5005
02:01:09,133 --> 02:01:09,833
Is that what we want?
5006
02:01:09,833 --> 02:01:10,500
We want to put him
5007
02:01:10,500 --> 02:01:11,400
in a facility, like,
5008
02:01:11,400 --> 02:01:14,233
a government facility?
5009
02:01:14,233 --> 02:01:16,800
And now there's a baby?
5010
02:01:16,800 --> 02:01:17,566
Who's gonna take care
5011
02:01:17,566 --> 02:01:18,433
of the baby, Sharon?
5012
02:01:18,433 --> 02:01:19,133
How are you
5013
02:01:19,133 --> 02:01:20,366
gonna afford that?
5014
02:01:20,366 --> 02:01:22,266
With sales from the bargain
5015
02:01:22,266 --> 02:01:23,633
store, with your teaching
5016
02:01:23,633 --> 02:01:24,166
salary?
5017
02:01:24,166 --> 02:01:28,166
How much does that add up to?
5018
02:01:28,166 --> 02:01:30,400
It's history. I get it.
5019
02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:31,200
I do.
5020
02:01:31,200 --> 02:01:32,900
We all want to save history
5021
02:01:32,900 --> 02:01:34,600
and hold on to our history.
5022
02:01:34,600 --> 02:01:36,233
I would love to keep the store
5023
02:01:36,233 --> 02:01:38,166
and pass it on to our children
5024
02:01:38,166 --> 02:01:39,600
and our grandchildren,
5025
02:01:39,600 --> 02:01:41,733
but at what cost?
5026
02:01:41,733 --> 02:01:44,533
It's a store.
5027
02:01:44,533 --> 02:01:45,966
It's a parcel of property.
5028
02:01:45,966 --> 02:01:46,666
It's not some kind
5029
02:01:46,666 --> 02:01:50,366
of magical place.
5030
02:01:50,366 --> 02:01:51,833
There are no magical places.
5031
02:01:51,833 --> 02:01:57,600
There's just dirt.
5032
02:01:55,433 --> 02:02:01,866
It's all the same, dirt.
5033
02:02:01,866 --> 02:02:04,633
This is our family,
5034
02:02:04,633 --> 02:02:05,733
the family that is sitting
5035
02:02:05,733 --> 02:02:07,400
here at this table.
5036
02:02:07,400 --> 02:02:08,900
The people who came before us,
5037
02:02:08,900 --> 02:02:11,566
they're not here anymore.
5038
02:02:11,566 --> 02:02:14,666
There's just us.
5039
02:02:14,666 --> 02:02:16,466
And Dad is part of this family,
5040
02:02:16,466 --> 02:02:18,900
and we -- we owe him this.
5041
02:02:18,900 --> 02:02:22,000
We owe him.
5042
02:02:39,866 --> 02:02:46,433
Come on.
5043
02:02:47,000 --> 02:02:52,200
I'm sorry, Sharon.
5044
02:02:55,166 --> 02:02:56,800
No!
5045
02:02:58,433 --> 02:02:59,533
Jesus! Dad!
5046
02:02:59,533 --> 02:03:00,466
Oh, Jesus.
5047
02:03:00,466 --> 02:03:01,166
Dad!
5048
02:03:01,166 --> 02:03:02,266
No!
5049
02:03:02,266 --> 02:03:03,033
Let's go sit down.
5050
02:03:03,033 --> 02:03:03,433
Dad --
5051
02:03:03,433 --> 02:03:04,633
Nooooo!
5052
02:03:04,633 --> 02:03:06,433
Okay, Dad. Whoa, whoa.
5053
02:03:06,433 --> 02:03:07,100
No!
5054
02:03:07,100 --> 02:03:07,900
Okay, shh!
5055
02:03:07,900 --> 02:03:09,500
No!
5056
02:03:09,500 --> 02:03:10,500
No!
5057
02:03:10,500 --> 02:03:11,300
Okay.
5058
02:03:11,300 --> 02:03:12,833
No!
5059
02:03:12,833 --> 02:03:14,266
No!
5060
02:03:14,266 --> 02:03:14,800
Dad --
5061
02:03:14,800 --> 02:03:15,666
No!
5062
02:03:15,666 --> 02:03:16,433
Shh!
5063
02:03:16,433 --> 02:03:18,266
No!
5064
02:03:18,266 --> 02:03:18,733
No.
5065
02:03:18,733 --> 02:03:20,133
It's all right.
5066
02:03:22,300 --> 02:03:23,933
Okay.
5067
02:04:11,233 --> 02:04:12,000
You're leaving?
5068
02:04:12,000 --> 02:04:13,300
Oh.
5069
02:04:13,300 --> 02:04:18,100
Hi. Uh, we are leaving, yes.
5070
02:04:18,100 --> 02:04:18,800
I didn't really
5071
02:04:18,800 --> 02:04:20,966
get to see you at all.
5072
02:04:20,966 --> 02:04:23,800
Next time, I guess.
5073
02:04:23,800 --> 02:04:25,566
When's that going to be?
5074
02:04:25,566 --> 02:04:28,600
Oh, I don't know.
5075
02:04:28,600 --> 02:04:29,833
Maybe Passover.
5076
02:04:29,833 --> 02:04:32,900
Maybe.
5077
02:04:32,900 --> 02:04:35,366
Why was everybody yelling?
5078
02:04:35,366 --> 02:04:38,300
Uh, there was a disagreement.
5079
02:04:38,300 --> 02:04:39,800
About the store?
5080
02:04:42,366 --> 02:04:44,066
What happened?
5081
02:04:44,066 --> 02:04:44,966
Uh, we're selling it.
5082
02:04:44,966 --> 02:04:47,966
We're gonna sell it.
5083
02:04:47,966 --> 02:04:49,333
To who?
5084
02:04:49,333 --> 02:04:51,700
I don't know.
5085
02:04:51,700 --> 02:04:53,933
When?
5086
02:04:53,933 --> 02:04:55,566
As soon as possible, I guess.
5087
02:04:55,566 --> 02:05:00,200
I don't, uh...
5088
02:05:00,200 --> 02:05:01,066
I thought we were going
5089
02:05:01,066 --> 02:05:05,000
to inherit the store,
5090
02:05:03,166 --> 02:05:08,233
me and Jennifer and Abby?
5091
02:05:08,233 --> 02:05:08,900
Yeah, it didn't
5092
02:05:08,900 --> 02:05:12,900
work out like that.
5093
02:05:11,233 --> 02:05:16,633
Oh.
5094
02:05:16,633 --> 02:05:19,100
What are we going
5095
02:05:17,433 --> 02:05:26,966
to inherit then?
5096
02:05:25,133 --> 02:05:36,100
I don't really know.
5097
02:05:36,100 --> 02:05:36,933
I used to sit up here
5098
02:05:36,933 --> 02:05:39,666
sometimes with Grandma
5099
02:05:39,666 --> 02:05:42,200
when she was sick.
5100
02:05:42,200 --> 02:05:43,333
It looked like the bed
5101
02:05:43,333 --> 02:05:44,933
kept getting bigger and she was
5102
02:05:44,933 --> 02:05:46,133
just this blue nightgown
5103
02:05:46,133 --> 02:05:50,500
that got smaller and smaller.
5104
02:05:50,500 --> 02:05:55,833
I don't remember that.
5105
02:05:54,166 --> 02:06:00,633
I didn't, uh...
5106
02:05:58,933 --> 02:06:07,300
I wasn't here.
5107
02:06:08,133 --> 02:06:13,333
Jews don't believe in Heaven.
5108
02:06:13,333 --> 02:06:14,166
Is that --
5109
02:06:14,166 --> 02:06:15,900
Are you asking me that or...
5110
02:06:15,900 --> 02:06:18,033
Mom says they don't.
5111
02:06:18,033 --> 02:06:18,966
Well, it's a little more
5112
02:06:18,966 --> 02:06:20,833
nuanced than that but...
5113
02:06:20,833 --> 02:06:23,533
Mom says the only way people
5114
02:06:23,533 --> 02:06:25,566
live after they die
5115
02:06:25,566 --> 02:06:28,866
is if we remember them...
5116
02:06:28,866 --> 02:06:30,233
except what happens when all the
5117
02:06:30,233 --> 02:06:31,633
people who remember them are
5118
02:06:31,633 --> 02:06:33,900
dead, too?
5119
02:06:33,900 --> 02:06:34,866
What happens when the last
5120
02:06:34,866 --> 02:06:35,900
person who remembers
5121
02:06:35,900 --> 02:06:38,900
can't remember anymore?
5122
02:06:38,900 --> 02:06:42,266
That's a hard --
5123
02:06:40,266 --> 02:06:47,966
That's a tough question.
5124
02:06:45,966 --> 02:06:50,800
Is Abby sick now forever?
5125
02:06:50,800 --> 02:06:54,766
Abby's...
5126
02:06:53,700 --> 02:06:58,333
struggling.
5127
02:06:58,333 --> 02:07:01,433
Can I help her?
5128
02:07:01,433 --> 02:07:02,233
I would like to help her
5129
02:07:02,233 --> 02:07:04,333
if I could.
5130
02:07:04,333 --> 02:07:08,200
She's my cousin, my only cousin.
5131
02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:09,333
I will let you know
5132
02:07:09,333 --> 02:07:13,100
if I think of anything.
5133
02:07:13,100 --> 02:07:15,666
I would like to make sure
5134
02:07:14,000 --> 02:07:18,966
that she's okay.
5135
02:07:18,966 --> 02:07:19,866
That's
5136
02:07:19,866 --> 02:07:23,800
very nice.
5137
02:07:22,133 --> 02:07:37,700
She's my family.
5138
02:07:37,700 --> 02:07:38,433
Well,
5139
02:07:38,433 --> 02:07:39,133
I should
5140
02:07:39,133 --> 02:07:39,533
probably --
5141
02:07:39,533 --> 02:07:41,500
What happened to her
5142
02:07:41,500 --> 02:07:42,800
in Israel?
5143
02:07:42,800 --> 02:07:43,800
No one will tell me.
5144
02:07:43,800 --> 02:07:44,500
Yeah, it's sort
5145
02:07:44,500 --> 02:07:45,766
of complicated, Joey.
5146
02:07:45,766 --> 02:07:50,733
I don't mind.
5147
02:07:48,700 --> 02:07:55,900
I like complicated stuff.
5148
02:07:54,233 --> 02:08:09,200
Please?
5149
02:08:09,200 --> 02:08:10,966
Well, she was in Jerusalem.
5150
02:08:10,966 --> 02:08:11,900
In Israel?
5151
02:08:11,900 --> 02:08:13,033
Um, sort of.
5152
02:08:13,033 --> 02:08:14,866
That depends on how you pick
5153
02:08:14,866 --> 02:08:15,800
the, um...
5154
02:08:18,666 --> 02:08:21,233
Yes, she was in Israel,
5155
02:08:21,233 --> 02:08:22,600
and she was with her group,
5156
02:08:22,600 --> 02:08:25,333
and then, at a certain point...
5157
02:08:25,333 --> 02:08:26,333
we don't really know when,
5158
02:08:26,333 --> 02:08:27,733
but she broke off from her group
5159
02:08:27,733 --> 02:08:28,700
and went on her own.
5160
02:08:28,700 --> 02:08:29,633
Why?
5161
02:08:29,633 --> 02:08:30,300
Well, that's --
5162
02:08:30,300 --> 02:08:31,166
We really --
5163
02:08:31,166 --> 02:08:32,833
We don't know that either.
5164
02:08:32,833 --> 02:08:33,733
That's when everything gets
5165
02:08:33,733 --> 02:08:34,566
a little hazy
5166
02:08:34,566 --> 02:08:35,500
because she doesn't really
5167
02:08:35,500 --> 02:08:36,666
remember everything
5168
02:08:36,666 --> 02:08:37,833
that happened after that,
5169
02:08:37,833 --> 02:08:40,000
just bits and pieces,
5170
02:08:40,000 --> 02:08:41,066
but she remembers that she
5171
02:08:41,066 --> 02:08:43,700
climbed somewhere up high,
5172
02:08:43,700 --> 02:08:44,800
and she was looking down
5173
02:08:44,800 --> 02:08:46,333
at the city,
5174
02:08:46,333 --> 02:08:47,566
and she called us then.
5175
02:08:47,566 --> 02:08:49,233
I don't know where she was
5176
02:08:49,233 --> 02:08:50,066
at this point
5177
02:08:50,066 --> 02:08:51,200
or how she got to a pay phone,
5178
02:08:51,200 --> 02:08:54,266
but she called us, and she said
5179
02:08:54,266 --> 02:08:58,033
the city had opened up to her.
5180
02:08:58,033 --> 02:08:59,300
It had opened up, she said,
5181
02:08:59,300 --> 02:09:00,733
so she could see the inside
5182
02:09:00,733 --> 02:09:03,766
of it, of the earth,
5183
02:09:03,766 --> 02:09:04,866
all the built-up rock,
5184
02:09:04,866 --> 02:09:07,166
all the time, the centuries.
5185
02:09:07,166 --> 02:09:08,133
Ellen didn't...
5186
02:09:08,133 --> 02:09:11,233
She told her to slow down,
5187
02:09:11,233 --> 02:09:13,533
but Abby couldn't stop.
5188
02:09:13,533 --> 02:09:15,866
She just kept going.
5189
02:09:15,866 --> 02:09:19,666
She said, "I saw where Jesus
5190
02:09:19,666 --> 02:09:21,066
entered on a donkey past
5191
02:09:21,066 --> 02:09:22,100
the gates of the old city."
5192
02:09:22,100 --> 02:09:23,366
"I saw where Jesus Christ
5193
02:09:23,366 --> 02:09:24,533
entered on a donkey through
5194
02:09:24,533 --> 02:09:25,600
the gates of the ancient city."
5195
02:09:25,600 --> 02:09:26,233
"I saw where Muhammad
5196
02:09:26,233 --> 02:09:27,033
came from Mecca."
5197
02:09:27,033 --> 02:09:28,300
"I saw where the Prophet
5198
02:09:28,300 --> 02:09:29,200
traveled through the night
5199
02:09:29,200 --> 02:09:31,033
from Mecca on a dream."
5200
02:09:31,033 --> 02:09:32,100
"I saw where David laid
5201
02:09:32,100 --> 02:09:34,266
the foundation for the temple."
5202
02:09:34,266 --> 02:09:35,066
"I saw the walls
5203
02:09:35,066 --> 02:09:36,466
and the altar
5204
02:09:36,466 --> 02:09:37,100
and the sashes
5205
02:09:37,100 --> 02:09:38,066
of the priests,
5206
02:09:38,066 --> 02:09:39,666
and I smelled the incense
5207
02:09:39,666 --> 02:09:40,833
of the burnt offerings."
5208
02:09:40,833 --> 02:09:42,200
"I heard the widows..."
5209
02:09:42,200 --> 02:09:43,833
"I heard the wailing,
5210
02:09:43,833 --> 02:09:44,533
the gnashing
5211
02:09:44,533 --> 02:09:45,333
of teeth of the widows
5212
02:09:45,333 --> 02:09:46,900
and orphans and strangers."
5213
02:09:46,900 --> 02:09:47,866
"I saw the Greeks,
5214
02:09:47,866 --> 02:09:49,600
the Romans, the Persians..."
5215
02:09:49,600 --> 02:09:51,633
"I saw the famed warriors
5216
02:09:51,633 --> 02:09:52,366
of Babylon
5217
02:09:52,366 --> 02:09:53,433
and the terrible legions
5218
02:09:53,433 --> 02:09:55,233
of Caesar and Suleiman."
5219
02:09:55,233 --> 02:09:56,600
"Righteous servants all of
5220
02:09:56,600 --> 02:09:58,266
the one God and the one faith."
5221
02:09:58,266 --> 02:09:59,766
"Brandishing cold steel
5222
02:09:59,766 --> 02:10:01,433
to the throats of the infidels."
5223
02:10:01,433 --> 02:10:02,266
"I saw the crusaders..."
5224
02:10:02,266 --> 02:10:03,500
"I saw the crusaders sweaty
5225
02:10:03,500 --> 02:10:04,133
and reverent..."
5226
02:10:04,133 --> 02:10:04,966
"...in their armor."
5227
02:10:04,966 --> 02:10:05,866
"...burning the bodies
5228
02:10:05,866 --> 02:10:06,433
of unbelievers
5229
02:10:06,433 --> 02:10:08,066
in great pyres under the stars."
5230
02:10:08,066 --> 02:10:09,766
"I saw men in many uniforms
5231
02:10:09,766 --> 02:10:10,833
speaking many tongues..."
5232
02:10:10,833 --> 02:10:11,933
"And I saw them all pass
5233
02:10:11,933 --> 02:10:12,400
away..."
5234
02:10:12,400 --> 02:10:13,200
"One by one..."
5235
02:10:13,200 --> 02:10:13,866
"...by one..."
5236
02:10:13,866 --> 02:10:14,466
"...by one."
5237
02:10:14,466 --> 02:10:15,300
"Back into the sand
5238
02:10:15,300 --> 02:10:16,566
from whence they came."
5239
02:10:16,566 --> 02:10:17,900
"I saw kingdoms rise
5240
02:10:17,900 --> 02:10:19,566
and crumble in a moment..."
5241
02:10:19,566 --> 02:10:20,400
"In a breath."
5242
02:10:20,400 --> 02:10:22,333
"I saw visages of emperors,
5243
02:10:22,333 --> 02:10:23,500
hard faces stamped
5244
02:10:23,500 --> 02:10:25,333
on coins of gold and silver,
5245
02:10:25,333 --> 02:10:27,400
their names long forgotten,
5246
02:10:27,400 --> 02:10:29,033
lost to time..."
5247
02:10:29,033 --> 02:10:30,366
"Vanished back
5248
02:10:30,366 --> 02:10:31,433
into the sand..."
5249
02:10:31,433 --> 02:10:32,366
"Everything back
5250
02:10:32,366 --> 02:10:33,166
into the sand."
5251
02:10:33,166 --> 02:10:34,833
"Gradually, everything,
5252
02:10:34,833 --> 02:10:45,700
all of us, everything in time,
5253
02:10:39,133 --> 02:10:48,600
swallowed back into the sand."
5254
02:12:06,466 --> 02:12:07,300
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5255
02:12:07,300 --> 02:12:09,600
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5256
02:12:08,266 --> 02:12:26,600
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