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attention,
shoppers, a mother's love is forever,
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But mother's love rat poison
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Is only on sale till
the end of the day.
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Aw.
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Mommy! I was waiting
by the window.
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Can I carry the
bag with the milks?
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I'm really strong.
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I drew you picture.
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Yes, she did.
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She drew it in pudding.
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oh. Pretty.
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But we should clean that up.
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No!
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- No, no, no!
- Fine, fine, fine.
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- Pudding mommy can stay.
- No kill pudding mommy!
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You should've seen when I
ate part of ketchup daddy.
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no!
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Look what I got.
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Oh, I love you,
love you, love you.
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Oh, let's play bubbles now.
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This is a perfect moment.
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Marge, what's wrong?
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It... It's slipping away.
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You need to stop that.
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W-what did you say?
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Bart!
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- Whee! I'm flying!
- Ah!
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Bart! Bart! W-what
is happening?
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No!
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Oh, no. He popped.
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No, no! Don't sue me, dracula!
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did you say something?
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Oh, I-I was dreaming about
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Those bubble parties
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We used to have with the kids.
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But I was so sad.
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Why were you sad?
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Because I knew it was gonna end.
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I get it. That's why, for me,
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The last foot of a
six-foot party sub is...
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Bittersweet.
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honey, you're drenched!
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it's bubble juice.
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Oh, honey, you
don't look so good.
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I mean, I think you look great,
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But someone else, say, a doctor,
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Might be alarmed
at your pale skin
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That is both hot and cold.
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Why did we eat at Tuesday
o'fridayhan's last night?
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I had three
glasses of froz-sé.
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And a couple froz-oody marys.
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we got pretty hammered.
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Ugh. And then we bought hot dogs
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From that sketchy street vendor.
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Oh, but they smelled so good.
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- Wrapped in bacon...
- Hmm?
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Sizzling in that hubcap...
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Oh.
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- Ugh.
- Homer, don't listen.
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We have to keep the...
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Romance alive!
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I wonder why
you didn't get sick.
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I'm all throwed up.
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Should we call dr. Hibbert?
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No, no, I-I'm good
now, it's all gone.
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All better.
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Ooh, bounce-a-thon is tomorrow.
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I don't think you're
gonna make it.
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I'll call the school
in the morning.
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I have to go.
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I volunteered for three jobs
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On pta-martyr.Com.
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Frickin' pta-martyr.Com.
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Where is he?
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Peek-a-boo!
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oh.
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Where is he?
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Where's my special little guy?
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Bart? Where are you?
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don't let go.
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Hmm?
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It's okay.
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Your coat.
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bart?
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Can somebody help me?
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I've lost my little boy.
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Bart!
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Oh no. I was just about to beat
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These mutant
houseflies at tennis.
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What do you want?
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I've lost my-my little boy.
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you know this
is a dream, right?
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bee-eer-err.
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Well, that would explain a lot.
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yeah, in
the waking world,
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I'm not great at didgeridoo.
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Is this one of those dreams
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Where you know you're dreaming?
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There's a name for it,
somebody once told me...
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I'm the one who told you.
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That's right.
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I'm your inner lisa.
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I remember everything
lisa ever said to you.
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Exactly the way you heard it.
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Really? So you can
tell me what lisa said
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About dreaming when you
know you're dreaming?
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Yep. It's a scientifical
concept called "lucy dreaming."
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It was invented by sleep doctors
from a country somewhere.
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Wow. She's as smart
as old sheldon.
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Since this is your lucy dream,
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You control everything
that happens.
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So I'm the one making
homer an otter?
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Yes. He appears in many
forms in your dreams.
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Dad's an otter because yesterday
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He was lying in a kiddie pool,
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Eating nachos off his belly.
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It's a table that's
always with me.
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sometimes
dad's a clown,
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Sometimes a potato,
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Sometimes a clown-potato.
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And sometimes, he's both
of the property brothers.
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- Why am I these guys?
- Why am I these guys?
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Never mind, I know why.
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But why am I having
nightmares about bart?
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Did something happen?
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How do I look at
recent memories?
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It's your lucy
dream, you decide.
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Oh. So I can decide that all
my thoughts from yesterday
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Are stored in, I
don't know, the oven?
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Sure, why not?
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Hmm.
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hmm. Here we go.
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mom! Come quick!
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whoa!
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I'm here. I'm here,
bart. What happened?
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- Splinter.
- Oh. That's it?
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It's kind of bleeding.
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Maybe not.
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when did your
hands get so big?
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They're bigger than mine.
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I dunno. Maybe I got
freaky-big hands.
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Tweeze, please.
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I guess it's been a while
since we held hands.
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Ew. Did you get it?
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- Hmm.
- Thanks.
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So that's why you're
having nightmares.
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Bart is super rude
and full of splinters.
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Maybe. Or maybe I'm just
sick off hubcap hotdogs.
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Why would awake-me eat those?
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That doesn't seem like awake-me.
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After enough booze slushies,
you think you can do anything.
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I challenged the valet
to an arm wrestle,
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But he turned out
to be just a sign.
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Why was I drinking frozen wine
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In a casual dining
chain restaurant
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On a school night?
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I dunno. After our meeting
with bart's teacher,
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You said you needed a drink.
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Hmm.
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Hmm...
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Whoa!
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Look, whatever bart did,
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We'll pay to have it
cleaned or replaced
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Or for its therapy or...
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Bart hasn't done anything.
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I'm meeting with
all the parents.
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Even the normal kids. Oh!
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Bart is normal.
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I-I mean, we don't say
normal anymore, I mean...
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I-I'm talking to
all the parents.
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You're not special. I-I
mean, you are, but...
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What did you want to talk about?
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As you know, bounce-a-thon means
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We're getting close to
the end of the year.
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So it's a good
time to talk about
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The transition to fifth grade.
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You know, last year
of elementary school
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And then it's on to
middle school and then...
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Middle school?
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Then everything changes:
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Girls, acne, drugs, body odor.
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Listen, I've taught fifth grade.
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Please buy your
fifth-grader deodorant.
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Like, real deodorant,
not the "natural" stuff.
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They may look like
children, but they smell...
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Like nervous cab-drivers.
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Don't freak out.
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Okay. About what?
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Well, some parents
start thinking,
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"oh no. This is the end
of my kid's childhood."
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But fifth grade isn't the end
of bart's childhood, right?
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I mean, technically, it
is the last year of it.
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Did you find out what
happened to bart?
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It's what's going to happen.
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He's going to grow up.
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Mm.
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Damn kid.
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It was such a strange dream.
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Bart was four
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And he was so adorable.
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I'd almost forgotten
there was a time
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When bart was the sweet one,
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And lisa was the difficult one.
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uh, to be fair...
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I'm only 18 months old,
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So to be going through
my terrible twos now
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Is actually pretty advanced.
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Crap, I'm still dreaming!
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bounce-a-thon!
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I'm coming, too!
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- yay!
- aren't you sick?
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I thought I heard you barfing.
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No, that wasn't barfing.
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That was... Loud,
sloshy burps...
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ugh.
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I signed up for snack,
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So I have to make
marshmallow trea...
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I can do this.
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Just have to melt
some margari...
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Don't worry.
Super-dad is already
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Making the marshmallow treats.
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Which krispies did you
use? Rice or cocoa?
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I'm making my own. The rice
is krispying as we speak.
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oh, it smells
like you've burnt it!
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No problem, I'll moisten it
with the last of the eggnog.
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I'm throwing up stuff
I ate years ago.
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I think I saw wedding cake.
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You really should stay home.
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Oh, maybe you're right.
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This will be the first
bounce-a-thon I've ever missed.
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Oh, missing stuff
is the greatest.
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When I do stuff,
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I have a fear of missing
out on missing out.
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Fo-moo-mo.
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Homer, listen, you
have to do this for me.
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Take a picture of each kid
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Giving a thumbs-up
at the finish line.
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It's for my scrapbook.
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I've already made windows
for each school year.
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bart, thumbs-up
slowly past daddy.
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Give him time to focus.
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Mom, there's no easy
way to tell you this,
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So I'm just gonna say it.
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At school, I'm becoming known
for taking cutting-edge,
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No-holds-barred comedy photos.
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It's true.
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I've heard fifth graders say so.
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So, w-what are you saying?
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There's no way I can do a
thumbs-up at bounce-a-thon.
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- What?
- It will ruin the brand
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I've been building
since picture day.
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My fans expect me to
top inside-out eyelids
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And scotch tape nose.
256
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You don't understand
the pressure I'm under.
257
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But this is for the
bounce-a-thon album.
258
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So you'll always
remember bounce-a-thon.
259
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But I don't even
like bounce-a-thon.
260
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I'm making fun of bounce-a-thon.
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What?
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None of us kids
like bounce-a-thon.
263
00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:51,109
It's not very cool.
264
00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:54,612
Well, you thought it
was cool last year.
265
00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:58,449
Bart, just one
thumbs-up, please?
266
00:10:59,577 --> 00:11:01,369
I'm sorry, but no.
267
00:11:01,371 --> 00:11:03,705
Crazy pictures is my thing now.
268
00:11:03,707 --> 00:11:07,291
You should respect that this
is just how I am this year.
269
00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:11,212
Bart, you sound so
mature and grown up.
270
00:11:11,214 --> 00:11:13,923
I hate that.
271
00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:22,932
Run!
272
00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:24,475
Something's coming!
273
00:11:27,313 --> 00:11:29,814
This is silly. I
don't need symbolism.
274
00:11:29,816 --> 00:11:31,357
I know what I'm afraid of.
275
00:11:31,359 --> 00:11:33,943
And it's not a bear. Sorry.
276
00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:39,157
it's not a nightmare.
277
00:11:39,159 --> 00:11:40,491
It's reality.
278
00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:41,993
Bart's growing up.
279
00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:44,036
I should've treasured every time
280
00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:46,289
He held my hand because...
281
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,833
I don't remember
when he stopped.
282
00:11:48,835 --> 00:11:52,170
The poet kahlil
gibran once said:
283
00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:55,548
Parents are bows...
284
00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,800
Like bow-and-arrow bows?
285
00:11:57,802 --> 00:12:02,847
From which children are shot
forth as an arrow-thingy.
286
00:12:02,849 --> 00:12:05,224
The bow doesn't feel
sad when it sees
287
00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:07,810
How far and true
the arrow flies.
288
00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:10,813
Well, the bow
feels a little sad.
289
00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:12,774
The bow doesn't
want to lose touch
290
00:12:12,776 --> 00:12:16,569
And the arrow has never been
great about answering texts.
291
00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:19,489
But even after bart grows up,
292
00:12:19,491 --> 00:12:21,407
You'll still have
lisa and maggie...
293
00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:24,827
Oh, my god. Lisa and maggie!
294
00:12:24,829 --> 00:12:27,330
It's going to happen
with all of them!
295
00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:28,414
Oops.
296
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,001
Bart is just the beginning.
297
00:12:34,881 --> 00:12:36,881
One by one...
298
00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:39,675
All my babies
299
00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:41,010
Will leave the nest.
300
00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:45,765
I'm going to lose all of them.
301
00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:58,569
Honey, we mustn't break
awake-you's brain.
302
00:12:58,571 --> 00:13:00,822
Remember those commercials
where they show you
303
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:02,406
What depression is like?
304
00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:04,992
A raincloud follows
you everywhere,
305
00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:06,911
You get sucked into sofas,
306
00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:08,371
And when it gets really bad,
307
00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:11,040
Your wind-up monkey
stops clapping.
308
00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,917
look!
309
00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:14,836
Look, bart's at a playground!
310
00:13:14,838 --> 00:13:16,420
Bart! Bart! They
have your favorite
311
00:13:16,422 --> 00:13:18,381
Back-and-forth riding-thingy!
312
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:21,467
The duck, bart! Ride the duck!
313
00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:22,760
Bart!
314
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:27,223
No!
315
00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:33,187
Okay, maybe I am being
a teensy bit negative.
316
00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:39,694
okay.
317
00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:41,487
A little brain-hurricane.
318
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:45,616
My time as a mom will
eventually come to an end.
319
00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:49,662
I'll have to fill my days with
a bunch of stupid hobbies.
320
00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:52,707
I don't want an etsy storefront!
321
00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:54,458
It's not happening now.
322
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:57,044
So it's silly to be
sad about it now.
323
00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:59,672
It's like going to work on time.
324
00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:01,841
There's no point.
325
00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:03,634
I want to show you something.
326
00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:10,224
Whoa!
327
00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:13,060
I'm coming, too.
328
00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,314
- yay!
- aren't you sick?
329
00:14:14,314 --> 00:14:15,938
I thought I heard you barfing.
330
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,231
Freeze it right there.
331
00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:21,569
Now, watch it again but
this time look over...
332
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:22,236
Here.
333
00:14:24,616 --> 00:14:25,865
I'm coming, too.
334
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,107
- Yay!
- aren't you sick?
335
00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:28,536
- ♪ mommy's coming ♪
- I thought I heard you barfing.
336
00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:29,493
♪ yes, she is ♪
337
00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:31,120
♪ do, do-do, do, do, my mom. ♪
338
00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:32,997
ha!
339
00:14:32,999 --> 00:14:35,875
She's rehearsing her thumbs-up.
340
00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:37,001
Oh.
341
00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:38,336
Oh, I was so sad
342
00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:40,254
That bart had outgrown
the bounce-a-thon,
343
00:14:40,256 --> 00:14:43,883
I couldn't see that my
sweet lisa still loves it.
344
00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:45,051
For now.
345
00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:47,303
Next year, she'll
probably turn on it, too.
346
00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:48,556
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you
347
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:50,765
To get out of the
dark place, please.
348
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:51,557
You're right.
349
00:14:51,976 --> 00:14:54,727
Bounce-a-thon still
means a lot to lisa.
350
00:14:54,729 --> 00:14:58,230
So, what are you...
like, my feelings police?
351
00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:01,150
No, I'm pretty sure I'm
here because, deep down,
352
00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:02,526
You're attracted to me.
353
00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:05,196
The uniform, the low
center of gravity,
354
00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:07,740
My thick, syrupy
voice.
355
00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:09,367
I don't think so.
356
00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:11,035
If anything, I'm into eddie.
357
00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:13,663
Yeah, he's a beautiful man.
358
00:15:13,665 --> 00:15:18,084
I love that lisa was so
happy I was gonna be there.
359
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:20,002
I should be there for her.
360
00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:22,171
I've got to get to
the bounce-a-thon
361
00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:24,632
Before lisa's
childhood slips away.
362
00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:26,717
How can I wake myself up?
363
00:15:26,719 --> 00:15:28,594
Oh. Well, this'll do it.
364
00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:36,602
Okay, looking
good, feeling good.
365
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,358
Even better now.
366
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,820
I'll be there, lisa,
I won't miss it.
367
00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:47,698
or a
pickle and egg sandwich
368
00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:50,658
From joey mayonnaise's
sandwich creamery!
369
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:54,495
Where the hospitality is
as warm as the mayonnai...
370
00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:00,876
Okay, I ruined the car.
371
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:03,671
But mommy's s-still
coming, lisa.
372
00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:07,133
Okay, here we go.
373
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,679
Oh, I got to sign
up. Okay. Username?
374
00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:13,681
Uh, bounce-mom.
375
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,558
Taken. Fine.
376
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,435
Uh, barf-mom.
377
00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:18,978
Taken? Really?
378
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,063
Borf-mom.
379
00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:23,315
What? Oh, come on.
380
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,900
Marge.
381
00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:26,736
Oh, that worked.
382
00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:41,584
Ah!
383
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,210
I'm here, lisa.
384
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:48,424
I promised to wear this, uh,
humorous wig for bounce-a-thon
385
00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:50,843
If we had 30 lice-free
days and, uh, well,
386
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,637
We had 29, but I'm just
going to assume that today
387
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:54,930
Is going to go well.
388
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,058
And on the bounce
track right now,
389
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,976
The second grade.
390
00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:01,228
that's lisa's class.
391
00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:05,941
Excuse me, excuse
me. Let me through.
392
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:08,069
I'm here to support my child.
393
00:17:08,071 --> 00:17:10,446
Yeah, well, guess
what, princess blue,
394
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:13,240
We're all here to
support our kids.
395
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,160
So stick that in your
g-string and make change.
396
00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:19,121
I'm sorry, I'm very,
very sick and I just...
397
00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:21,373
Sick? W-what kind of sick?
398
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,001
I don't know. Some kind of, um,
399
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:26,754
I don't know, pox or plague.
400
00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:34,970
Oh, no. Food smells.
401
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,806
It's okay, I'll
just hold my breath.
402
00:17:45,024 --> 00:17:48,150
Must... Get... Picture.
403
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:55,783
mrs. Simpson?
404
00:17:57,036 --> 00:17:59,328
D-did I get the picture?
405
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:05,376
I took a photo
after I passed out?
406
00:18:05,378 --> 00:18:09,380
Yeah, we had to pry the
phone from your hand.
407
00:18:09,382 --> 00:18:11,674
I've been kind of a
wreck since our meeting.
408
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:15,094
You know, when you said
bart's childhood is over?
409
00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:18,931
I did not say that.
I would never say that.
410
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:21,392
Bart's childhood isn't over.
411
00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:24,103
I did notice that
you got very quiet
412
00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:26,313
After I mentioned middle school.
413
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:28,315
You didn't say anything else.
414
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:31,694
Except to ask about happy
hour at Tuesday o'fridayhan's.
415
00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:34,738
Wait, you didn't say
he was heading toward
416
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,991
Girls and drugs and acne?
417
00:18:36,993 --> 00:18:39,702
No, of course not.
418
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,537
Oh, my gosh, that was a dream.
419
00:18:41,539 --> 00:18:44,957
I should have noticed that
you were 17 feet tall.
420
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:48,252
I ate bad things last night.
421
00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:51,338
You didn't say we had to buy
bart deodorant next year.
422
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,840
Oh, no, no, no, I did say that.
423
00:18:52,842 --> 00:18:54,925
That part is very important.
424
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:57,344
Strong deodorant.
425
00:18:57,346 --> 00:19:00,973
Hey, bart's got a lot
of childhood left.
426
00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:03,893
I mean, he scores in
the 50th percentile
427
00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:05,104
For knowing his right and left,
428
00:19:05,104 --> 00:19:07,188
Which is, oh, not a test score
429
00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:09,565
I should have said out
loud at a school function.
430
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,735
Are you going to be okay?
431
00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:15,404
Yes. I'm just going to lie here
432
00:19:15,406 --> 00:19:18,824
Until the school
stops spinning...
433
00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:21,744
Ah.
434
00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,037
Feeling better?
435
00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:24,705
Mm-hmm.
436
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:26,040
I missed the picture,
437
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:29,210
But lisa was so happy
to see me today.
438
00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:31,462
So, for now, I'm happy.
439
00:19:31,464 --> 00:19:33,339
And who knows what
the future holds?
440
00:19:33,341 --> 00:19:35,341
Bart could knock up his
high school girlfriend.
441
00:19:35,343 --> 00:19:36,550
You could have grandchildren
442
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,802
Before maggie
starts kindergarten.
443
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:41,180
Wouldn't that be nice?
444
00:19:44,644 --> 00:19:46,268
time to wake up.
445
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,397
oh.
446
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:53,692
Here he comes.
447
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,696
Mm. My funny little guy.
448
00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:04,495
Oh...
449
00:20:04,497 --> 00:20:06,956
that's...
450
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:09,458
That's really good.
451
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,670
did you
get the picture?
452
00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:14,046
Was my crack centered?
453
00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:17,007
Oh, bart, it was perfect.
454
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:18,467
You liked it?
455
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:20,427
I loved it.
456
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,596
Thanks. Wanna go
to the dunk tank?
457
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:24,765
The gym teacher I
hate is on the chair.
458
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:26,600
Sure.
459
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:33,190
Let's dunk that sucker.
460
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:37,903
And on the way home,
461
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,571
Let's go deodorant shopping.
462
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:42,116
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463
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464
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