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PAT: One, two, three...
# Don't break my... #
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Hip, slap
# Achy, step, ball
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# Just don't
Turn and clap
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# And down, two, three, four. #
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Is Annie-versary.
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Pardon?
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Is 25th. Is Annie-versary.
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The day that Annie went whoomph!
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Is Annie-versary.
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Must we do this every year?
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# Hey! #
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Don't forget to touch your hat,
because we're all cowboys.
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Hey, is Annie-versary.
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GROANS
Not this again.
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We never met her, Robin.
Hey, pay attention, you lot, please.
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You're going to have to know
all these moves
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for this afternoon's rehearsal.
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ROBIN GROANS
Right?
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OK.
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PAT BURBLES
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PAT: # One and two and three... #
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Annie-versary.
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ON TV: ..spotting the pattern
in what had, for millennia,
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seemed like
random astrological events.
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And his mathematical model
allowed him to predict
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the comet's next appearance,
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proof that even in the seeming
chaos of the universe,
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there is always order to be found.
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ECHOING: Found, found...
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Oh. And then...
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STIFLED LAUGHTER
Oh, OK. Yeah.
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I know it might look a bit silly
with me up here on my tod,
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but it'll be amazing
once we do it all together.
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There is pattern!
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There is pattern to when we move on.
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OTHER GHOSTS: What?
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One of us go whoomph...
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GROWLS
..today.
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INCREDULOUS ARGUING
I'm telling you.
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I done the math!
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It is written in the stars.
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And the moon and the comets
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and the number of days
before the equinox.
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Come on. Ridiculous!
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What? It complicated,
but I tell you,
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there is sequence between Lizbeth
and William and Annie and Mary.
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And I don't know who,
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but before clock strike
midnight, one of us...
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Whoomph!
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It's so exciting. The next layer.
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I wonder who of us it will be.
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GRUNTS
Calm yourself, Katherine.
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I mean, this is
just superstitious hogwash.
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Bilge, bunkum and toffee!
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No, thank you, Robin. No, thank you.
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I've heard enough. He's right.
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PAT: Hey, well... Eh, eh...
Everyone?
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Everyone?
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OK, well, let's just call
it a day for now, then.
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Don't forget group rehearsals
at five this afternoon.
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OK?
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I was clearing one of the attics
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and I found a few baby bits
from when Flix had Trix.
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Felicity had Trixibelle.
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My daughter had my granddaughter.
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Oh! Oh, oh. OK.
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Thought they might come in
handy for him or her.
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That's so nice. Thank you.
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You can just pop it down.
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No problem at all.
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JINGLING
Thanks.
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So, where should I pop
the other bits?
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Oh, erm...
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I'll just stick them
along the wall, shall I?
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And I'll be back later
with the rest.
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The rest?
HUMS HAPPILY
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So, what,
we're just supposed to believe
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in a bunch of caveman maths?
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I mean, I've seen
some dodgy arithmetic in my time -
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I was briefly made Chancellor -
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but this really takes the biscuit.
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Yes, if I thought for a moment
this were true, which I don't,
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I certainly wouldn't spend
my last day on Earth
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learning how to line dance.
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Well, quite. Yeah.
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You'd be making the most
of every last second,
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going through your bucket list,
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or the ghost equivalent is sort of
already-kicked-the-bucket list.
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Ha-ha. Bucket list?
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Yeah, you know,
all the things you wanted to do,
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but never got around to.
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One last chance
to let your hair down.
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Maybe do a bit of skinny-dipping,
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race a motorbike or bungee-jump,
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whatever floats your boat.
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Well, we all know what floats
your particular boat, don't we?
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Ha-ha, yeah, quite!
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I'd be doing
what I did last time. Yeah.
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Going out with a bang, so to speak.
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Though it takes two
to do that particular tango.
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There isn't really anyone here to...
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Uh...
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Here to what?
SHUDDERS
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Nothing. Just...
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I'm ju... Mm.
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Yeah, boy!
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Greg's booking up Ibiza
and wants to know if we...
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..have a baby by then.
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I will not be going large
in Ibiza, Gregory.
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Life's about to change, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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But we'll still do what we do,
though.
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Like, not Ibiza, obviously. Yeah.
But we'll still be us.
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Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so.
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Like, some things will change
cos, well, they'll have to.
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Yeah, we'll just be more...mature.
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Mm. Yeah, settled.
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That sounds depressing. Yeah.
I don't know why I said it.
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You know what we should do?
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Hmm? Have a big night out.
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Like... Like one more massive bender
before the baby comes,
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before we have to pretend
to be grown-ups.
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Yeah? Do something wild.
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Mm. Like, spontaneous.
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Get wrecked!
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Well, you'd have to get wrecked
for both of us, but...
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Like that night we had in Options?
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We get the gang together.
Yes. Yes, that.
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We'll get dressed up.
We'll go on the town.
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# And we'll have a party
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# We'll have a party! #
She's coming.
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Oh, and she's coming. Oh, no.
She cannot come.
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Not coming. Wow.
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Hello. Here for rehearsals?
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No, not...
Not really my thing, dancing.
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No rhythm?
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No legs. Or arms.
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Or body, at the moment.
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GASPS
Oh, it's fine.
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I'm used to it. No.
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What if it's you who moves on?
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If you and your body
aren't together,
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you might go without him.
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Or him without you.
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LAUGHING: I don't think
it works like that, does it?
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Does it?
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SERIOUSLY: Does it?
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I think better safe than sorry.
Come on.
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I can make you whole again.
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GROANS
Oh, Atomic Kitten!
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LAUGHS
Ha! Oh, yeah. Very good.
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I think I heard him
on the main staircase.
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Hey, Kitty.
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Erm, Kitty?
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Rehearsals?
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Kitty, my love?
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Where is everyone?
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You can't line dance with three.
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It's not a full line.
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Yes, more of a hyphen.
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And we need Julian for the music.
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I can't press play!
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What use the hymn,
what worth the choir...
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Erm...
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From the wedding stanza of
Hermione And Roger.
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Oh, of course.
Yes. That's classic.
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It's an absolute classic, innit?
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What use the hymn,
what worth the choir...
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Wh-wh-wh...
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..with none to hear their song?!
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Ah, yes, that's the badger.
That's it.
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How can you not remember?
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I must have recited it 100 times.
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BOTH: 138.
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And not a word went in?
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SMACKS LIPS
Well...
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I know I never found the fame
I deserved in the outside world,
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but I hoped at least my work
would be remembered
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within these walls!
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TEARFULLY: This is my legacy...
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What on earth's got into him?
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Ha. I blame Robin.
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He's got everyone at sixes and
sevens with his hocus-pocus.
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Yeah.
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You don't believe any of that,
do you?
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That one of us is going today?
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Oh, good Lord, no.
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Heavens, no! Nein, nicht, negative.
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Absolutely not. No. Ha!
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Do you?
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Oh, no. No! Ha.
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AMERICAN ACCENT No, siree.
Not me. No, sir. No, ma'am.
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Right, yes.
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Well, erm, perhaps I can
help you gather the troops,
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get this operation back on track.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, just spontaneous.
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Just tonight, just like...
..couple pre-game tequilas... Great.
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Ah, right. Yeah. Yeah.
Cool. OK, cool. Yeah. All right.
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Yeah. Well, great. Well, erm...
Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Well... Yeah. All right, then.
Well, we'll see you soon.
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See you then. See you soon.
All right, bye. All righty.
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No. They can't make it...
They are not coming. ..in the end.
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Do you think we should move it
to next week?
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Like, give people more notice?
No. What?
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No, we can't forward-plan our
spontaneous night out.
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No, it's going to be great.
Obi's coming with his girlfriend.
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It's going to be
exactly like last time.
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Except different girlfriend,
but still... Yeah, still,
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If you've got Obi, then you've got
yourself a party. 100%.
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Yeah, yeah.
# Gonna be a party
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BOTH: # We're gonna have a party
Gonna be a party
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# Gonna be a... #
Ow. You OK?
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Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp.
Cramp? Oh.
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It's gone, it's passed. Yeah?
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# Gonna have a party... #
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Well, perhaps you're in the kitchen.
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HUMPHREY: Yeah, could be.
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Huh.
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What is it?
Half your age plus seven?
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That's...
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No. No, no. No, no, no, no.
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Oh, well, I guess I'm all out of...
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..options...
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WATER RUNS
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MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS
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Fanny.
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Alison. What is a bungee jump?
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A bungee jump is basically
when you just jump
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from somewhere really high up
and, like...
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Ah. No, no, no, no.
I've done that. A lot.
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Was there a reason that you...?
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No, it doesn't... OK.
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All righty.
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That lipstick? Yeah.
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Is it an experiment?
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No. Oh.
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Unbelievable.
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UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYS
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MUSIC: All Eyes On Me
by William Davies & Edward Nutbrown
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Turn it up.
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VOLUME INCREASES
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# They're uncertain 'bout
my language
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# Me speaks the money,
the money speaks clear
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# If it ain't 'bout the money,
then they don't want it. #
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MUFFLED MUSIC BLARES
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Ooh!
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Mm-hm, yeah.
MURMURING ASSENT
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JULIAN: Guess again!
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I told you,
I can only count to five.
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Well, double that and add...
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I wouldn't know how.
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11, OK?
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I'm worth 11 million!
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You're boring me.
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GRUNTING IN RHYTHM TO THE MUSIC
256
00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,720
Oh, yeah.
257
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,040
CHUCKLING
258
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,920
He's getting it!
259
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,160
Hi!
260
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,080
How high can you count?
261
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,480
To ten.
262
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,880
Close enough.
263
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,640
Guess how much I'm worth.
264
00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,200
There you are! Come on, you.
265
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,920
Let's get you back together,
all ready for the off.
266
00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,200
HUMPHREY: Ooh!
267
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,480
It can be a bit skittish sometimes.
268
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,000
No eyes or ears, see.
269
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,960
Easy. Yeah.
270
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,480
Easy, boy.
271
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,600
Come along, poppet.
272
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,600
Yeah, don't corner it...
273
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,160
Don't corner it! No...
274
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,200
Argh!
275
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,080
Well, don't just stand there,
after me!
276
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,440
KITTY HEAVES
277
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,120
CAPTAIN: Robin, ha! There you are.
278
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,200
You are aware that rehearsals
are at five?
279
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,680
Patrick's in a terrible tizz.
280
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,640
Sorry.
I must have lost track of time.
281
00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,240
Just saying goodbye
to my mouse family.
282
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,880
Snuffles, Maisie and Graeme Souness.
283
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,320
Take care of each other, guys.
284
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,920
Right!
GRUNTS
285
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,960
SIGHS
I think that all my affair in order.
286
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,320
You know, if it's me who...
287
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,200
You really believe it, don't you?
288
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,520
This theory of yours.
289
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:33,800
Oh, yeah.
290
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,520
Before clock strike midnight,
291
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,200
someone is going up to the stars.
292
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,520
And that doesn't worry you?
293
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,440
I've been here long time.
294
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,280
Yes.
295
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,400
I'm ready.
296
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,880
I want to see what's next.
297
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,240
Ha!
298
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,320
So you think it will be you?
299
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,520
Could be!
300
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,480
Could be you.
301
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,640
Ah.
302
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,480
WHOOSHING
303
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,880
Eh?
304
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,160
STAMMERS
305
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,040
GRUMBLES
306
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,040
KITTY: He's getting away!
HUMPHREY: Faster!
307
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,040
Thomas?
308
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,600
Mate?
309
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,360
Are you coming back
to the line dancing?
310
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,040
Look at them all.
311
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,000
Surviving the ages,
312
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,040
standing erect
in their leather jackets,
313
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,680
shoulder to shoulder,
looking down on me
314
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,600
with their smug little eyes...
315
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:55,280
..and As and Es and Os and Us
and all the consonants.
316
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,160
Yeah, well, you know...
317
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,360
Your work might not be up
there with that lot,
318
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,440
but you'll always be remembered
in this house, mate.
319
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,480
We all love your stuff.
320
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,240
It's kind of you to say, Pat,
321
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,960
but let's be honest,
none of you remember a word of it.
322
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:18,480
Home is not the walls
or the gardens
323
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:23,080
Home is the souls within those walls
324
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:27,680
Home is the memories made
on this spot.
325
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,760
That's Fanny's poem!
326
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,480
I'm not even the best poet
in this house!
327
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,720
BARCLAY: Annabel!
328
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,680
Annabel?
329
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,520
I'll just leave it here.
330
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,080
FANNY: Whoo!
331
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,520
Whoo! Whoo!
332
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,120
Whoooooo!
333
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,560
CLUB MUSIC BLARES
Yes! Whoo!
334
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,880
Hiya. Hi. What can I get you?
335
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,600
Tequilas! Please.
336
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,960
Yeah. Oh, yeah, please. Sorry.
337
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,440
And a shot of water,
338
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,480
but also with salt and lime.
339
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,160
Right, so one shot of water
and one tequila?
340
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,320
No, no, still two tequilas because
he's our designated drinker.
341
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,600
Wow. Good luck.
342
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,080
Yeah! Whoo!
343
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,320
Coopers! Yes!
344
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,640
All right! Hello.
345
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,320
Hi! Bring it in. Hi.
346
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,760
This is Mike and Alison.
347
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,640
And, guys, this is Brenda.
348
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,600
Nice to meet you, Brenda. Hi.
Sorry, it was...?
349
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,800
Brenda. Yes, that's what
I thought you said.
350
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,040
Brenda. Nice to meet you.
351
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,320
Brenda?
352
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,720
Right. Drinks!
353
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,800
Brenda? Yes, please.
354
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,520
White wine for me. OK.
355
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,800
Large white wine.
And he'll have a tequila.
356
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,840
Actually, I might have a wine.
357
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,080
What do you have
in the way of whites?
358
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,040
Not too dry, but flinty.
359
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,280
We've got that one or that one.
360
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,560
Then the Sauvignon, please.
361
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,000
We're into wine.
362
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,080
OK. Yeah, that.
363
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,920
And four more tequilas, please.
364
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,280
Whoa! And another water.
365
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,680
I haven't had these two yet.
366
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,680
All right, well,
you'd better get on it.
367
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,600
CHURCHILL ON RECORDING: We may
allow ourselves
368
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,040
a brief period of rejoicing.
369
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,760
CAPTAIN: I was commanding officer!
370
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,480
LAUGHTER
371
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,160
GASPS
372
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,720
Right, line dancing!
373
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,240
EXHALES
374
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,240
Well, now there's not even a hyphen!
375
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,320
Hello?!
376
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,680
Captain?
377
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,760
Anyone?
378
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,680
SIGHS
379
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,080
SADLY: It only works
if we're all together.
380
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,360
SHOUTS
381
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,840
Yes, got it!
382
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,560
Humphrey?
383
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,680
GRUNTS
384
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,160
I made you whole again!
385
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,480
Yeah!
386
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,680
GASPS
387
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,000
Atomic Kitty.
388
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,280
GIGGLES
389
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,400
NECK CRACKS
390
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,200
DRUM & BASS BLARES
391
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,160
Yeah. Oh, I'd love that.
Sounds amazing.
392
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,640
Absolutely, I'd love to.
393
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,160
She's lovely, then.
394
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,440
SHOUTING: What?
395
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,800
I said, "She's lovely."
396
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,240
It never used to be
this loud in here.
397
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,640
I think it did.
398
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:08,720
LOUDER: I think it did!
399
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,840
Oh, yeah.
400
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,720
Yeah, I suppose. Yeah.
401
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,280
Suppose that's the point, isn't it?
402
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,760
Maybe we should go and dance.
403
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,080
Um, actually, I think
we're going to head off.
404
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,160
What?
405
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,920
I said I think
we're going to head off!
406
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,680
I heard you, but, no, you can't.
407
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,480
We... We're being wild and crazy.
408
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,360
We've got early starts tomorrow.
409
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,520
I'm going to Ikea
and Brenda's got this...
410
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,160
I've got a bank manager
meeting first thing.
411
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,000
Oh, God. Boring!
412
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,040
What for?
413
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,440
Because I'm a bank manager.
414
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,160
OK, well, you can't just go,
415
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,600
because Mike's already gone
to get more drinks.
416
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,360
I don't think he has.
417
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,560
Yeah, he's been drinking
for two all night
418
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:52,360
and, well, he's been gone
a really long time.
419
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,440
BANGING ON DOOR
420
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:58,040
Right, whatever you're doing
in there, stop it and open up.
421
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,280
SLURRED: Five minute...
422
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,120
All right, I'm coming in.
423
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,640
What are you doing in there?
424
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,840
I'm having a nap.
425
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,440
I've been a bouncer for nine years,
426
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,760
and this might be the saddest thing
I've ever seen.
427
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,480
Mate, go home.
428
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,720
Yeah.
429
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,400
What time is it?
430
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,120
Ten past 11.
431
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,680
What?
432
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,120
What happened to me?
433
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,200
You got old, mate.
434
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,680
Can't sleep?
435
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,640
Too much energy.
436
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,320
Not enough dancing.
437
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,720
You're not worried, then,
about what Robin said?
438
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,400
AMERICAN ACCENT: Oh, no, siree!
439
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,280
I ain't worried an eensy li'l bit.
440
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,120
Right, it's just you keep slipping
into an American accent, Pat.
441
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,160
Hell no! No, siree, I...
442
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,080
Oh, my God, I do. Mmm.
443
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,240
I haven't done that
since I were in the queue
444
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,520
for Black Hole at Alton Towers.
445
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,520
Carol thought I was having a stroke!
446
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,080
PAT SIGHS
447
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,000
It's me fear response, apparently.
448
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,160
Hmm.
449
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,240
PAT SIGHS
450
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,680
I don't know, mate.
451
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,840
What if he's right?
452
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,280
I mean, I don't know
the rules to all this.
453
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,680
None of us do.
454
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,240
But if one of us
is going to go today
455
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:31,520
and there's only 18 minutes
of today left and, well...
456
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,320
Do you want to know something?
457
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,320
HIGH-PITCHED AMERICAN ACCENT:
I scared!
458
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,600
Me too.
459
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,360
I tried to dismiss it,
460
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,160
but some part of me must believe it.
461
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:50,640
I mean, I've considered some
pretty desperate things today.
462
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,680
Yes. I, too, have found myself
musing on mortality.
463
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,880
Oh, yeah? Hmm.
464
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,120
What have you been up to?
465
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,040
Oh, you know,
just thinking about the Bible.
466
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,880
You're awake too?
467
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:08,920
Good.
468
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,320
I wanted to say sorry, Pat,
about earlier.
469
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,120
It's just so very hard knowing
I leave no legacy when I go.
470
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,360
PAT SIGHS
Oh, Thomas...
471
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,520
We might not remember
your poems, but...
472
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,400
But we'd remember you.
473
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,560
PAINED: Not so tight on
the arrow, mate!
474
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,000
Sorry! Sorry.
475
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,200
ROBIN: Well, well, well, well.
476
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,400
All got there in the end, eh?
477
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,160
Can't argue with the math.
478
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,360
KITTY: Oh! Everyone back together.
479
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,000
GIGGLES
All ready for the off.
480
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,480
And speaking of back together...
481
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,800
Ta-da!
PAT: Humphrey!
482
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,560
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
There he is.
483
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,080
THUD!
Oh, dammit!
484
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,160
MUMBLING: I've got it. I've got it.
485
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,040
NECK CRACKS
CHUCKLES
486
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,800
It is nice to be together
again at last.
487
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,920
Ha.
488
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,320
You know, it's funny,
this is all I wanted, really.
489
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,920
When I died,
I didn't get to be surrounded
490
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,680
by the people I loved, but now...
491
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,080
..well...
492
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,400
..I'm ready.
493
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,840
Yes.
494
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,360
SOFTLY: Ready.
495
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,240
Well, no, actually.
496
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,040
If this is it for me, then...
497
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,720
..well, there's something
I have to tell you.
498
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,320
Where to begin?
499
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,360
It was 1945.
500
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,800
I'd been posted to Weymouth
since the end of '44,
501
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,440
but when Berlin fell,
502
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,920
I heard chatter on the wires
about an event being held
503
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,480
at my old command, Button House.
504
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,560
GUARD: It's a veterans' event, sir.
505
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,160
Decorated officers only.
If you're not on my list...
506
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,880
I was commanding officer here!
I've got my orders, sir.
507
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,480
CAPTAIN SIGHS
MUFFLED CHATTER
508
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,680
Very well.
509
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,560
THOMAS: You've heard
about these things...
510
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,280
Such and such horsepower or...
511
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,880
ROBIN: If it have horsepower,
where is horse? Ah!
512
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,120
Of course,
knowing the house as I did,
513
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,840
it was simple enough to find
an alternative entrance.
514
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,280
Hey!
THUD!
515
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,360
Ah.
516
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,680
Not my most dignified moment,
but I HAD to be there.
517
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,080
Which meant I HAD to blend in.
518
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,120
TOILET FLUSHES
519
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,400
Oh!
520
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,320
MUFFLED CHATTER
521
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,520
CLEARS THROAT
522
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,720
Oh! Terribly sorry. Oh, so...
523
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,760
Captain! Ha! Is that you?
524
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,440
Cartwright, good Lord.
525
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,520
Wah! I haven't seen you
since, what, '42?
526
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,760
Gosh, must be. Yes.
Sorry, I've just...
527
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,160
Never had you down
as front-line material.
528
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,520
Where were you posted?
529
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,320
Oh, well...
530
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,680
Forward Command, actually. Yeah.
531
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,400
Versailles. Versailles?
532
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,600
I was in Versailles!
533
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,720
You weren't in Versailles.
Were you in Versailles?
534
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,680
Well, briefly,
before I moved to, um...
535
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,240
To where?
536
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,960
Sorry, I really must just...
537
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,640
That's not even the right way up.
What?
538
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,520
What are you trying to pull here?
Erm... Ha.
539
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,480
Well, the thing is, I...
540
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,840
Sorry, I... No, no.
Explain yourself, man!
541
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,440
What's all this?
542
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,000
My old CO, sir.
543
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,520
Never left Blighty,
544
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,600
trying to pass himself off
as the bally hero.
545
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,640
No, please, I, erm...
Where did you get these?
546
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,040
Hmm? No, I, erm...
547
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,520
HEART THUMPS
I... I can...
548
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,080
How dare you?!
549
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,720
Have you no shame?
550
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,800
HEART THUMPS
551
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,640
QUIETLY: What's wrong with that man?
552
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,080
CLATTERING
553
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,200
CAPTAIN GRUNTS
554
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,520
Sir! Sir!
555
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,560
Huh?
556
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,400
Well, fetch a medic!
557
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,800
Medic?
558
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,440
CLEARS THROAT
559
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,040
Are you all right? I'm sorry.
560
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,360
I had to find you.
561
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,640
I'm here.
562
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,120
CAPTAIN GASPS
563
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,520
I...
564
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,240
I...
565
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,240
SOFTLY: I know.
566
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,520
CAPTAIN GRUNTS
567
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,720
Anthony...
568
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,120
James...
569
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,200
I was no hero.
570
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,920
Perhaps.
571
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,680
But you are a brave man.
572
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,480
ROBIN: Yeah. Yeah.
MURMURED ASSENTS
573
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,640
Indeed.
574
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,120
CLOCK CHIMES
575
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,800
CLOCK CHIMES
I'm ready.
576
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,120
CLOCK CHIMES
577
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,880
CLOCK CHIMES
578
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,280
CLOCK CHIMES
579
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,200
CLOCK CHIMES
580
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,800
CLOCK CHIMES
581
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,560
CLOCK CHIMES
582
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,440
CLOCK CHIMES
583
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,040
CLOCK CHIMES
584
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,000
CLOCK CHIMES
585
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,960
CLOCK TICKS SOFTLY
586
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,920
Actually, thinking about it,
it might be tomorrow.
587
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,800
GHOSTS GROAN
Last time I'm listening to you!
588
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,960
Thinking about the numbers...
ROBIN GRUMBLES
589
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,360
So, what do we do now?
590
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,320
Well, we are all together.
591
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,440
OK, so it wasn't the perfect night.
592
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,680
You could say that.
593
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,520
Maybe if Hannah had been there,
it would have...
594
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,520
It wouldn't. Let's face it.
595
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,440
You can't recreate a good time.
596
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,000
They just happen.
597
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,600
Like a little bit of magic.
598
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,120
It's either there or it's not.
599
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,240
Yeah, well, I wanted the magic.
600
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,840
Hey. There'll be more magic.
601
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,400
I know it won't be the same
once there's three of us,
602
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,040
but we're going to have
the best times.
603
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,160
Loads of them.
604
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,280
And I don't know what they'll be
605
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,720
or when they'll happen...
606
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,920
..but isn't that the joy of it?
607
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,880
You're really wise sometimes.
608
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,600
I've had a lot of tequila.
609
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,840
MUSIC: Achy Breaky Heart
by Billy Ray Cyrus
610
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,320
# He might blow up and kill this man
611
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,320
# Ooh... #
612
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,560
JULIAN: Hey, hey, hey!
CAPTAIN: Alison!
613
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,880
KITTY: Come on, join in!
614
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,520
Come and join us! Come on, Alison!
615
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,720
Join in!
616
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,840
What?
617
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,240
ALISON LAUGHS
618
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,600
# Don't tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart
619
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,200
# I just don't think he'd understand
620
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,360
# And if you tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart
621
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,320
# He might blow up and kill this man
622
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,360
# Ooh
623
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,120
# You can tell your ma
I moved to Arkansas... #
624
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,360
Are we still on?
625
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,280
# Or you can tell your dog
to bite my leg
626
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:35,200
# Or tell your brother Cliff... #
627
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,280
I should warn you,
I'm riddled with plague.
628
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,880
You only live once.
629
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,720
# Don't tell my heart... #
I mean, Christ knows what I've got.
630
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,520
# I just don't think he'd understand
631
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,640
# And if you tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart
632
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,800
# He might blow up and kill this man
633
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,040
# Ooh
634
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,280
# Whoo! #
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