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SurrealEstate.
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Some agencies, they help their clients
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sell their houses by reducing clutter.
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- [BOOM]
- [WHOOSH]
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[MYSTERIOUS SCORE]
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We help them by stopping
the walls from bleeding.
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I'm Luke Roman.
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I have this kind of connection
to these things all of my life.
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[EERIE SCORE]
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[BREATHY WHISPERS]
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- [SUSAN] If you like her...
- [MEGAN] Hey.
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[SUSAN] ... you should make a move.
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Everybody, this is Susan
Ireland, our new agent.
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[SUSAN] The technical term
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is telekinesis.
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Tonight, for the first
time in my entire life,
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I really felt like
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I was in control.
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[SUSAN SCREAMS]
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Those things, they can hurt you!
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- [GASP]
- [DOOR SQUEAKS, BOOMS CLOSED]
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- [LUKE] They are dangerous.
- [ROAR]
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- [SHUTTER CLICKING]
- [WHOOSH]
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Until you learn a little more about them
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you might want to think
about doing things our way.
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- [AUGUST] Oh, dear.
- [THROTTLED SCREAM]
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[ZOOEY] This house is clean.
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Bitch.
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[MEGAN] The things I've
seen these past few months
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feel like one big hallucination.
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[BOOM]
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I'm going to be really busy
over the next few weeks.
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Guess maybe you'll see
me if you have time.
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[MONSTER ROARS]
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- Here, buddy, look at me!
- [LUKE] Something's changed.
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The voices, they're not there.
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I got nothing.
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Hey, I can handle things
for a little while.
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I'm afraid you're going to have to.
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- [RUSTLING WIND]
- [BRANCHES CREAKING]
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[SUSAN] These final negotiations
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are always a little...
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tricky.
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Of course, the seller wants something.
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The buyer wants something else.
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And, sometimes, there are
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other parties involved
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who have desires of their own.
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[THUNDER CRACKLES]
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That's when your
representation really matters.
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- [DRAMATIC SCORE]
- [CREATURE SCREECHING]
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[PHIL PANTING]
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[PHONE BUZZING]
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Excuse me. I just need to take this.
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[SUSAN CHUCKLES]
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- Zooey, where is he?
- [ZOOEY] I don't know.
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He was in his car headed your way
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when his phone cut out! Did
you check in with August?
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August is a little busy right now.
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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[HIGH FREQUENCY SOUNDS]
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[MONSTER SCREECHING]
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Oh, dear.
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[POUNDING SCORE]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[PANTING]
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- [HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH]
- Oh, shit!
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[SCREECHING CONTINUES]
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- He's here!
- Does he have the key?
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- [SUSAN] Do you have the key?
- That thing zapped my car
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and chased me the last eight blocks!
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[PHIL GROANS AND PANTS]
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Real estate is exciting, isn't it?
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Okay, if August crunched
these numbers correctly,
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you have, like, seven minutes, max.
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One sec. Hi.
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Suppose I could trouble
you for a glass of water
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and some Tylenol?
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[PANTING]
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I have the key!
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Technology is not cooperating.
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As soon as the numbers
come up on screen,
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we need to reset the clock,
wind it up and make...
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[GEAR POWERING DOWN]
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[SCREECHING RESUMES]
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[RUMBLING]
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[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
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Augie, was that you?
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I find nothing funny about
our current situation.
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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[CLICKING]
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Nothing electrical seems to work.
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[SCREECHING]
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- [ELECTRICAL ARCING]
- [DEEP, EVIL LAUGHTER]
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Looks like we have
to do this old school.
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[LOUD SCREECH]
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- [WHOOSH]
- [SHRIEKING]
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This was so much simpler
when Luke could just
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talk to these things.
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Those days are gone.
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[SHRIEKING CONTINUES]
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Come on, come on!
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Read me the numbers when you get 'em!
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Uh, it looks like eight.
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Four, eight.
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- Four eight? That's not a time!
- Well, that's what it says!
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[SHRIEKING]
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[GROWLING]
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Wait. The O in four is
directly above the H in eight.
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Oh, oh! Four-oh-eight.
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Oh! Duh.
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[LOUD TICKING]
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- [BOOM]
- [ELECTRICAL ARCING]
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[GYRO SPINS UP]
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- [THUNDER CLAP]
- [TRIUMPHANT SCORE]
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- [CLICK]
- [DEVICE BEEPING]
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[SHOW THEME FADES UP]
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[PHIL] See, the house
was owne by two brothers.
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An electrician and a plumber. But...
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one night the electrician
murdered the plumber.
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So, like Cain and Abel in the Bible.
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Yeah, most of the really nasty shit
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starts in that particular book.
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Anyway, they say the
grandfather clock you have
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stopped at that moment. So,
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we had to track down
the exact time of death,
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find a key that would work in the clock,
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reset it and then get it running
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so that the plumber
could move on, but...
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the electrician fought
us every step of the way.
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- So... Ooh!
- [PHIL AND SUSAN LAUGHING]
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[SUSAN SIGHS DEEPLY]
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- Who wants to sell a house?
- Are you okay?
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Oh, I'm super! I'm super!
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August just has a little wet
cleanup to do in aisle five
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and then we're good to go.
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- So, what now?
- Well, now we sell this place!
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Well, we're a little
worried 'cause our neighbors,
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they showed their house
nonstop for six months
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before they found a buyer.
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Remember, it only takes one.
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One person to step
into a house and whammo!
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Feels like home.
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Does it ever really
happen that way, though?
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Oh, it totally does! See...
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I believe the right
house is like a soulmate.
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You can look at a thousand other houses
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but when the right one
comes along, you know.
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And it's magic.
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Well, let's hope for some magic.
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Thanks, Susan! You're amazing!
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- [SUSAN SCOFFS, EMBARRASSED]
- [PHIL AND SUSAN LAUGH]
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I, uh, I don't suppose you
have any jumper cables, do you?
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[PHONE RINGING IS DISTANCE]
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Hey, Susan in yet?
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- Hopefully not for a while.
- I have seven urgent messages
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for her and she's late
for the Cantervilles.
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Yeah, well, I'm, uh, six houses behind
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on PIP searches and HCP profiles.
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- Have you seen August?
- In his workshop.
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He slept on his couch last night.
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Yeah, I keep telling myself
busy is good, but damn!
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This is what our future looks like
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if Luke doesn't get back, like, now.
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Any word at all?
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Well, then it's time to
rattle his cage a little.
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[GENTLE SCORE]
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[SUSAN] It's an absolute
bloodbath out there.
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Your neighborhood is white-hot
and you're competing with
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every house on the block.
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It's a seller's market. It's like...
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it's like a big, angry
bear and with this kitchen,
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your house is Leonardo
DiCaprio waving a stick.
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Mm, but it's so much money.
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Look, you knock out this
wall, put in a nice big island,
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upgrade those appliances,
a backsplash here,
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a wine fridge there and...
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you can increase your
asking price to this...
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But you'll only be spending...
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that.
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Your R-O-I is going to be at least 84%!
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Even more if there's a bidding war
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and there is nothing like a farm sink
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and a restaurant-quality stove
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to make a buyer think
about invading Poland.
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You are a rock star, Susan!
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Well...
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These are killing me, August.
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I am literally dying.
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"The idea is to die young
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as late as possible."
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Ashley Montague.
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I know this agency was
founded on Luke's ability
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to see these things,
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talk with them, reason with them,
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even when they didn't feel like it.
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A difficult gift to
replace with technology.
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- But he can't do that anymore!
- So you're the guy!
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There has to be something more
efficient here than Scrabble tiles.
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And yet they came through.
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Keep working it, Augie.
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[SUSAN SIGHS]
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[FOOTSTEPS RECEDE]
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[PENSIVE SCORE]
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- [MOTOR RATCHETS]
- [GEARS WHIRRING]
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Hello!
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Tell me how you died!
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Hm.
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[SCORE FADES OUT]
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[LIGHT SNORING]
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- [CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY]
- Hm!
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- Ha.
- Hm.
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- What a day.
- Yeah.
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How are we doing on McTeer and Bryce?
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Uh, McTeer title's clean.
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Bryce had a lien from a crazy roofer,
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but we're getting it cleared up.
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Did you finish the PIP on Sanderson?
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Uh, two previous owners, no DOPs,
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no Undies, no Baby Janes.
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Okay. No deaths on premises,
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nobody buried under the basement and...
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[GROANS] Don't tell me.
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Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, 1962.
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Uh, uh, nobody... Blah!
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Nobody being tormented
by a family member!
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- That's it!
- Uh!
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- [CONTENTED SIGH]
- Um...
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I, uh,
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I noticed you brought in
three more normies this week.
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Not every house has to be a horror show.
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Oh, and I'm supposed to look
at a bank repo this afternoon
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that Julie Chen is interested in.
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Ah.
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Aren't you getting, um, a little tired?
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And I'm only asking
because the rest of us
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are really exhausted watching you.
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I thrive on being busy. Always have.
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I'm living my best life.
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[GENTLE SCORE]
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[HEAVY SIGH]
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[WORKMAN] Next step is
to take out the wall.
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[DEB] Try not to make
too much of a mess.
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[TALK RADIO HOST] You're on
a crusade about the radiation.
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- [GUEST] Yeah, they have...
- ... gamma rays on vegetables.
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[MYSTERIOUS SCORE]
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[CHILD SINGING IN DISTANCE]
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What the hell is that?
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I don't know.
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[CHILD SINGING]
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[LOUD CRASH]
253
00:11:19,035 --> 00:11:20,745
- [WORKMAN YELLING]
- [LOUD CRUNCH]
254
00:11:20,786 --> 00:11:22,326
Ah!!
255
00:11:23,873 --> 00:11:25,413
- [SQUELCHING]
- [SCREAMING]
256
00:11:30,796 --> 00:11:33,296
[DEB] They asked us to look for...
257
00:11:33,787 --> 00:11:35,707
the finger... [CLEARS THROAT]
258
00:11:35,718 --> 00:11:38,018
so they could sew it back on.
259
00:11:38,777 --> 00:11:39,866
Any luck?
260
00:11:39,877 --> 00:11:43,496
Guy's probably lawyering up
as we speak and where's Susan?
261
00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:45,644
It was her idea to remodel the kitchen.
262
00:11:45,686 --> 00:11:49,186
Well, Susan is primarily a
sales and marketing specialist.
263
00:11:49,231 --> 00:11:51,601
When shit gets real and
your walls start to bleed,
264
00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:54,030
they generally call on
Mister Ripley and myself.
265
00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:57,336
So, tell me about this voice you heard.
266
00:11:57,521 --> 00:11:59,491
It was a very high one, a boy.
267
00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:02,203
Uh, little one, singing his heart out.
268
00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:03,674
It was beautiful.
269
00:12:03,746 --> 00:12:05,706
Like that choir. The... [TSKS]
270
00:12:05,748 --> 00:12:08,048
- The Vienna Boys' Choir.
- Exactly!
271
00:12:08,246 --> 00:12:10,714
Yeah, we can check, but most of them
272
00:12:10,753 --> 00:12:13,043
probably have an airtight alibi.
273
00:12:13,619 --> 00:12:14,969
Being in, you know...
274
00:12:15,155 --> 00:12:16,257
[BOTH] Vienna.
275
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:18,528
Where is this Luke Roman person?
276
00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:20,579
His name is on the sign!
Why isn't he getting involved
277
00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:22,927
with this? Where the hell is he?
278
00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:27,815
- [BALL CRACKS AGAINST BAT]
- [GRUNTS]
279
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,947
- [MACHINE PITCHES BALL]
- [LUKE GRUNTS]
280
00:12:38,405 --> 00:12:40,195
Bless me, Father, for I have whiffed.
281
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,820
Gimme three Hail Mary's
and close your stance.
282
00:12:44,078 --> 00:12:46,078
[SIGHS]
283
00:12:46,122 --> 00:12:47,622
[BALL CRACKS AGAINST BAT]
284
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,463
So, I'm here for my
biweekly wellness check.
285
00:12:53,712 --> 00:12:55,175
Stopped going to Funland?
286
00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:57,016
Eh. Stopped being fun.
287
00:12:57,512 --> 00:12:59,062
Now it's just land.
288
00:13:01,393 --> 00:13:03,353
Anything new on the adoption front?
289
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,686
They say it's only a matter of time
290
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,367
and finding the right situation.
291
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,639
It'll work out.
292
00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:13,388
So, how're you keeping busy these days?
293
00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:14,989
Watch a lot of TV.
294
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,545
You know, Jeopardy is
a lot more challenging
295
00:13:17,665 --> 00:13:20,255
without the voices whispering
the answers in my ear.
296
00:13:24,201 --> 00:13:26,451
- I think I found your mom.
- [MACHINE PITCHES BALL]
297
00:13:26,495 --> 00:13:28,035
[TENDER SCORE]
298
00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:30,632
Got some hits on the name.
299
00:13:31,079 --> 00:13:33,339
Kinda tracked her through a
couple of towns over the years.
300
00:13:34,485 --> 00:13:36,025
Yay, internet!
301
00:13:38,307 --> 00:13:39,644
Where is she?
302
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:41,220
Not far.
303
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,770
I want to check out some things,
you know, just to make sure.
304
00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:47,637
Well, keep me posted, okay?
305
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:50,872
Everything good at the office?
306
00:13:50,883 --> 00:13:52,673
Yeah. Uh...
307
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,372
Susan's killing it.
308
00:13:55,971 --> 00:13:58,351
Felt kinda bad about
the Travis house fallout.
309
00:14:00,288 --> 00:14:02,118
She didn't even work for us then.
310
00:14:02,614 --> 00:14:04,786
Did you not see her
interview on Channel Seven?
311
00:14:04,797 --> 00:14:06,457
No. You know, I've been kind of...
312
00:14:10,456 --> 00:14:13,456
A reminder that the wonders
of modern life come with danger
313
00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:15,794
And that's why the Roman Agency
314
00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:17,716
is sponsoring the Home
Safe Home initiative,
315
00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:21,095
subsidizing furnace inspections
to low-income housing.
316
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,673
Because home is the one place
317
00:14:22,718 --> 00:14:24,638
where you should always feel safe.
318
00:14:26,847 --> 00:14:28,727
- Wow.
- Yeah, it was a great idea.
319
00:14:28,766 --> 00:14:30,396
Totally saved our bacon.
320
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,434
That's great.
321
00:14:32,895 --> 00:14:34,475
Did you hear we sold the Donovan house?
322
00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:41,525
- It's a great property.
- Once you get past the portal
323
00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:43,700
- and the hellhound and...
- Sister Act?
324
00:14:43,739 --> 00:14:45,489
- Yeah.
- [LAUGHS]
325
00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:50,170
So, you coming back or what?
326
00:14:52,912 --> 00:14:54,998
- Thinking Monday.
- My dad's birthday and I know
327
00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:57,162
he'd tell me to get my
lazy butt back to work.
328
00:14:58,587 --> 00:15:00,177
Besides...
329
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,675
Runnin' outta quarters.
330
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:08,630
Hail Mary, full of grace.
331
00:15:12,883 --> 00:15:15,393
[DEB] Do you see the finger?
332
00:15:16,858 --> 00:15:18,608
- No.
- Are you sure?
333
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:20,812
I work in real estate.
334
00:15:22,544 --> 00:15:25,010
I'm perfectly aware of what
a middle finger looks like.
335
00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:26,481
[ZOOEY GIGGLES]
336
00:15:27,731 --> 00:15:29,191
[CLEARS THROAT]
337
00:15:30,911 --> 00:15:32,821
[MYSTERIOUS SCORE]
338
00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,411
[ECHOING CLANGS]
339
00:15:34,456 --> 00:15:35,996
[BOY SINGING]
340
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:37,831
♪ ... a little pony ♪
341
00:15:38,669 --> 00:15:42,219
♪ His name was Happy Dan ♪
342
00:15:43,382 --> 00:15:47,882
♪ But if he enters the woods at night ♪
343
00:15:47,928 --> 00:15:51,638
♪ He won't be happy again ♪
344
00:15:52,975 --> 00:15:57,225
♪ 'Cause bad things live in the forest ♪
345
00:15:57,855 --> 00:16:01,695
♪ They wait for ponies at night ♪
346
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:06,828
♪ If Happy Dan runs too slowly ♪
347
00:16:07,364 --> 00:16:10,324
♪ They'll gather around and bite ♪
348
00:16:11,785 --> 00:16:16,375
♪ They'll nip his ears off ♪
♪ They'll eat his eyes ♪
349
00:16:16,915 --> 00:16:20,415
♪ They'll break his legs if they can ♪
350
00:16:21,086 --> 00:16:25,966
♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
351
00:16:26,008 --> 00:16:27,558
[SCRAPING]
352
00:16:32,056 --> 00:16:33,596
[GENTLE SCORE]
353
00:16:37,644 --> 00:16:39,144
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
354
00:16:45,819 --> 00:16:47,319
[TENDER SCORE]
355
00:16:55,328 --> 00:16:56,767
- Luke! Oh!
- William!
356
00:16:56,778 --> 00:16:58,738
How's our favorite repeat client?
357
00:16:58,749 --> 00:17:01,630
Oh, I am well! I am wonderful.
358
00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:03,431
Now, where is Sylvia?
359
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,996
Susan? She is really busy,
360
00:17:07,007 --> 00:17:09,137
but I thought I'd drop
off this housewarming gift.
361
00:17:09,176 --> 00:17:11,466
- Oh, very kind.
- I take it
362
00:17:11,512 --> 00:17:13,302
- you're starting something new?
- Oh, yes.
363
00:17:13,347 --> 00:17:15,307
You know how I like to
start every new novel
364
00:17:15,349 --> 00:17:17,309
in a new and fresh place. I mean,
365
00:17:17,351 --> 00:17:20,151
if you cannot frighten
your own willy off you
366
00:17:20,187 --> 00:17:21,687
from time to time to prove to yourself
367
00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:23,690
that you're still
fogging up the mirror, eh?
368
00:17:23,732 --> 00:17:25,482
Well, this place'll do it.
369
00:17:25,646 --> 00:17:27,146
Yes. In fact...
370
00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:30,525
I was just getting the spare keys
371
00:17:30,572 --> 00:17:33,322
and a few tips from the former owner.
372
00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:35,930
[MEGAN] Hello, Luke.
373
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,629
Megan. Hi.
374
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:51,170
Well, I think perhaps, uh,
375
00:17:51,181 --> 00:17:52,851
I'm just going to go indoors and, uh...
376
00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:55,635
get better acquainted. Yes.
377
00:17:58,142 --> 00:17:59,682
Huh.
378
00:18:00,857 --> 00:18:02,407
[DOOR CLOSES]
379
00:18:02,938 --> 00:18:04,528
Hey.
380
00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:06,025
[TENDER SCORE]
381
00:18:06,672 --> 00:18:09,273
Uh, congratulations on the sale.
382
00:18:09,345 --> 00:18:12,145
- Yeah.
- And the residency.
383
00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:14,076
It's really exciting.
384
00:18:14,116 --> 00:18:16,036
Kinda scary.
385
00:18:16,076 --> 00:18:17,576
Well, you don't scare that easy.
386
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:19,169
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
387
00:18:21,081 --> 00:18:22,581
So, when do you leave?
388
00:18:22,624 --> 00:18:24,164
Day after tomorrow.
389
00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:27,376
I was gonna call you.
390
00:18:27,421 --> 00:18:29,131
It's okay.
391
00:18:29,385 --> 00:18:30,965
You got a lot going on.
392
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,349
Hm.
393
00:18:33,941 --> 00:18:37,361
How are you getting
by without the, um...?
394
00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:39,270
I'm good.
395
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:44,723
Some days are better than others.
396
00:18:45,772 --> 00:18:47,272
But I'm good.
397
00:18:47,316 --> 00:18:49,276
You know, it feels really ironic.
398
00:18:50,444 --> 00:18:52,864
The things you do... Did.
399
00:18:53,614 --> 00:18:55,154
The things you saw and talked to.
400
00:18:55,199 --> 00:18:57,249
Those were the things
that I struggled with.
401
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:03,210
And, now, they're um...
They're kinda gone.
402
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,550
And you're leaving, too.
403
00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:28,538
Thank you for making
my world so much bigger.
404
00:19:49,336 --> 00:19:50,836
[MYSTERIOUS SCORE]
405
00:19:53,048 --> 00:19:56,808
- [SUSAN] It's that bank repo.
- They call it the Ensom House.
406
00:19:56,843 --> 00:19:58,633
I finally got up here to check it out.
407
00:19:58,679 --> 00:20:00,309
Look, I'll call you back.
408
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,110
[ENGINE TURNS OFF]
409
00:20:10,691 --> 00:20:12,281
[BUOYANT SCORE]
410
00:20:23,412 --> 00:20:24,952
[EXHALES APPRECIATIVELY]
411
00:20:25,872 --> 00:20:27,372
Whammo.
412
00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:31,800
[DOOR CLOSES]
413
00:20:51,273 --> 00:20:54,393
I believe the right
house is like a soulmate.
414
00:20:54,443 --> 00:20:55,983
[EXHALE]
415
00:20:57,751 --> 00:20:59,881
You can look at a thousand other houses,
416
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,682
but when the right one comes along,
417
00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:03,743
you know.
418
00:21:04,494 --> 00:21:06,034
And it's magic.
419
00:21:20,006 --> 00:21:21,140
Wowza.
420
00:21:21,151 --> 00:21:24,793
[HOUSE] I'm sorry. I do
not understand your request.
421
00:21:26,099 --> 00:21:28,019
- Oh, sure.
- There's a smart-house function.
422
00:21:28,849 --> 00:21:30,349
What can I do for you?
423
00:21:31,772 --> 00:21:33,272
Just looking.
424
00:21:34,139 --> 00:21:36,939
Please let me know if you
have any questions, Susan.
425
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,540
- [EERIE BOOM]
- [UNSETTLING SCORE]
426
00:21:39,162 --> 00:21:40,712
How'd you...
427
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,840
Did the bank add me to the database?
428
00:21:43,883 --> 00:21:47,513
Yes. Please let me know
if you have any questions.
429
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,371
Sorry I'm late. Everything okay?
430
00:22:06,382 --> 00:22:07,922
Uh, the Cantervilles are freaking out.
431
00:22:08,472 --> 00:22:10,162
Okay. In moments like these
432
00:22:10,173 --> 00:22:12,343
I think it's important
we follow a process.
433
00:22:12,354 --> 00:22:14,434
Luke always counted
on intuition and magic
434
00:22:14,481 --> 00:22:16,201
and let's all be honest:
Those days are over.
435
00:22:16,233 --> 00:22:17,773
- Susan, sh.
- No, no.
436
00:22:17,818 --> 00:22:19,528
I think we need to face the truth here.
437
00:22:19,569 --> 00:22:22,449
Luke has lost his special sauce.
He's just a regular guy now...
438
00:22:22,489 --> 00:22:23,989
On a good day.
439
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,960
[SCOFF]
440
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:28,625
Luke!
441
00:22:32,471 --> 00:22:35,351
So, it's a step-by-step
process I call ECHIDNA:
442
00:22:35,362 --> 00:22:39,662
Engage, Coordinate, Handhold,
Investigate, De-terminate,
443
00:22:39,873 --> 00:22:42,163
- Neutralize, Assess.
- De-terminate?
444
00:22:42,189 --> 00:22:44,333
A lot of our clients don't
really understand what we do.
445
00:22:44,344 --> 00:22:46,224
So, when we get fired... terminated...
446
00:22:46,263 --> 00:22:47,633
Which we always do.
447
00:22:47,681 --> 00:22:50,231
We need to be rehired. De-terminated.
448
00:22:50,267 --> 00:22:53,049
But why ECHIDNA?
449
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:55,976
Echidna is an egg-laying
mammal indigenous to Australia.
450
00:22:56,289 --> 00:22:58,502
- Oh, well, there you go.
- It's a mnemonic.
451
00:22:58,513 --> 00:23:00,433
To help you remember the
key steps of the process.
452
00:23:00,444 --> 00:23:02,984
[LUKE] Well, Heaven forbid
you forget your ECHIDNA.
453
00:23:03,029 --> 00:23:04,909
[AUGUST CHUCKLES]
454
00:23:05,531 --> 00:23:07,306
Great. Good. Thanks so much.
455
00:23:07,317 --> 00:23:09,027
Can you catch me up on what's happening
456
00:23:09,038 --> 00:23:11,128
- with the Kingston place?
- [PHIL] Oh, boy.
457
00:23:11,621 --> 00:23:13,331
The DeVores want a
contingency deal, right?
458
00:23:13,373 --> 00:23:14,953
But Jack Kingston's not having it.
459
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,300
He says, "Buy it or
don't. I don't care."
460
00:23:25,552 --> 00:23:29,262
Return to the sweet
embrace of the grave.
461
00:23:29,406 --> 00:23:31,746
We've tried any number of devices to
462
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,800
facilitate communication
beyond the veil.
463
00:23:34,811 --> 00:23:36,521
[GENTLE SCORE]
464
00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:39,603
There's something about toys
that works particularly well.
465
00:23:40,391 --> 00:23:44,231
Possibly their simplicity
and... playful appearance
466
00:23:44,262 --> 00:23:46,735
create a rapport with
those on the other side.
467
00:23:48,739 --> 00:23:50,249
Luke, do you think this...
468
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,476
your current status,
do you think it's...
469
00:23:53,479 --> 00:23:54,770
permanent?
470
00:23:58,684 --> 00:24:01,394
You mean do you think I'm
going to remain a normal person?
471
00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:03,853
Well, gee, I hope so.
472
00:24:04,774 --> 00:24:06,314
[CLEARS THROAT]
473
00:24:06,432 --> 00:24:08,062
Yeah? What?
474
00:24:08,127 --> 00:24:09,667
Your office.
475
00:24:30,729 --> 00:24:32,729
Why were you so nasty to Susan?
476
00:24:33,163 --> 00:24:34,358
I wasn't nasty.
477
00:24:34,369 --> 00:24:36,879
You were a condescending,
dismissive jerk.
478
00:24:36,947 --> 00:24:38,295
Look, we have a lot of work to do.
479
00:24:38,306 --> 00:24:40,548
Susan is great. You know
that I think she is great,
480
00:24:40,559 --> 00:24:43,359
but she does tend to get
bogged down in the process.
481
00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:45,080
And we just don't have the time.
482
00:24:45,169 --> 00:24:48,095
Well, Susan made the time
to keep this agency running
483
00:24:48,106 --> 00:24:51,701
while you were off having your
two-month case of the Mondays!
484
00:24:56,643 --> 00:24:58,563
- Where is she?
- I have no idea.
485
00:24:59,312 --> 00:25:03,022
Where does she go when she
feels sad, unappreciated and
486
00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,906
justifiably pissed off?
487
00:25:06,444 --> 00:25:08,194
[DOOR OPENS]
488
00:25:08,238 --> 00:25:09,788
[DOOR CLOSES]
489
00:25:09,823 --> 00:25:11,363
[MYSTERIOUS SCORE]
490
00:25:15,829 --> 00:25:17,579
[SIGH]
491
00:25:20,834 --> 00:25:22,374
[EXHALE]
492
00:25:40,937 --> 00:25:42,437
[DEEP SIGH]
493
00:25:43,853 --> 00:25:45,398
[PIANO PLAYING IN DISTANCE]
494
00:25:45,409 --> 00:25:46,949
Who's there?
495
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:50,612
- [PHONE BUZZES]
- [SIGH]
496
00:25:53,867 --> 00:25:55,907
- [KEYBOARD CLICKING]
- [CLACK]
497
00:25:55,952 --> 00:25:57,452
[DING]
498
00:25:59,664 --> 00:26:01,164
[DING]
499
00:26:01,207 --> 00:26:02,797
[DEEPER DING]
500
00:26:04,878 --> 00:26:06,428
[DING]
501
00:26:07,672 --> 00:26:09,212
[DING]
502
00:26:09,966 --> 00:26:11,466
[CLICK]
503
00:26:23,198 --> 00:26:25,198
Um... house?
504
00:26:28,698 --> 00:26:30,698
House control voice thingy?
505
00:26:33,782 --> 00:26:38,082
Creepy man-projecting internet
connected simulated person unit?
506
00:26:38,093 --> 00:26:40,673
- [DINGS]
- Hello, Susan.
507
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,420
Did you just play that
music a minute ago?
508
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,880
Did you not like it?
509
00:26:46,373 --> 00:26:47,590
I...
510
00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,764
Yes, it was fine. It just startled me.
511
00:26:51,591 --> 00:26:53,461
I'm sorry.
512
00:26:53,842 --> 00:26:56,560
My device at home waits
until I ask it to play music.
513
00:26:56,635 --> 00:26:59,805
Yes, the older models do that.
514
00:27:03,103 --> 00:27:04,683
I gotta go.
515
00:27:05,563 --> 00:27:07,563
Come back... soon.
516
00:27:07,607 --> 00:27:09,197
[SIGNING OFF CHIMES]
517
00:27:17,117 --> 00:27:18,827
[LUKE] I was... I am really grateful
518
00:27:18,868 --> 00:27:21,708
for the way you stepped up and
ran things while I was away.
519
00:27:22,288 --> 00:27:24,088
I don't know if I expressed
that really well in there
520
00:27:24,124 --> 00:27:26,874
and I'm really sorry if
I sounded like anything
521
00:27:26,918 --> 00:27:29,218
other than really grateful. Really.
522
00:27:29,487 --> 00:27:32,777
You know you say "really" a lot
during difficult conversations?
523
00:27:33,896 --> 00:27:36,066
- No shit?
- [CHUCKLES]
524
00:27:38,805 --> 00:27:41,506
- Sorry to interrupt.
- Whattaya got?
525
00:27:41,517 --> 00:27:43,817
A few things dribbling in
on the Canterville house.
526
00:27:43,837 --> 00:27:46,442
1938, a ten-year-old
boy named Samuel MacAdams
527
00:27:46,507 --> 00:27:48,387
died of scarlet fever in the house.
528
00:27:48,398 --> 00:27:50,108
Child's voice.
529
00:27:50,528 --> 00:27:51,700
It all adds up.
530
00:27:51,735 --> 00:27:53,525
What all adds up? It's one clue.
531
00:27:56,072 --> 00:27:57,902
I'll take it from here.
532
00:27:57,949 --> 00:28:00,749
- Yeah, um...
- I'll let you know when the...
533
00:28:00,817 --> 00:28:02,317
rest of the records come in.
534
00:28:02,328 --> 00:28:04,328
[GENTLE SCORE]
535
00:28:05,749 --> 00:28:07,724
So, you're really just
going to do this yourself?
536
00:28:07,735 --> 00:28:09,050
Screw the process.
537
00:28:09,085 --> 00:28:11,255
Susan, you took what we
do and you color-coded it.
538
00:28:11,518 --> 00:28:13,688
There's nothing magical
about your process.
539
00:28:13,699 --> 00:28:16,409
It's my process with a cute
name but without the intuition.
540
00:28:20,008 --> 00:28:21,638
Susan.
541
00:28:24,034 --> 00:28:26,284
What are you going to do?
Rat me out to Zooey again?
542
00:28:33,556 --> 00:28:36,066
- [RANDALL] You go ahead.
- I'll be right up.
543
00:28:36,112 --> 00:28:37,612
- [WATER RUNNING]
- [DEB HUMMING]
544
00:28:41,993 --> 00:28:43,573
[TOOTHBRUSH TAPPING AGAINST SINK]
545
00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:45,580
- [WATER OFF]
- [DEB RESUMES HUMMING]
546
00:28:46,164 --> 00:28:47,784
- [STOPS HUMMING]
- [DRAMATIC THUD]
547
00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,165
[EERIE SCORE]
548
00:28:51,211 --> 00:28:52,801
[RESUMES HUMMING]
549
00:29:18,738 --> 00:29:20,328
[EERIE BOOM]
550
00:29:38,591 --> 00:29:41,051
I'm telling you, Mom, I was killing it.
551
00:29:41,493 --> 00:29:43,073
Clients loved me.
552
00:29:43,429 --> 00:29:45,189
Competitors respected me.
553
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,875
Bob Livingston feared me.
554
00:29:48,469 --> 00:29:50,259
Monsters are always afraid of fire.
555
00:29:50,270 --> 00:29:52,070
[SUSAN CHUCKLES]
556
00:29:52,105 --> 00:29:54,105
- And I like Luke!
- Mm.
557
00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:56,949
- I like the old Luke.
- The new Luke seems...
558
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,267
[TENDER SCORE]
559
00:29:58,278 --> 00:30:00,528
Defensive. Territorial.
560
00:30:01,948 --> 00:30:03,538
Just insecure.
561
00:30:03,575 --> 00:30:05,865
You never really know what
people are going through.
562
00:30:07,446 --> 00:30:09,036
Now, that being said,
563
00:30:09,487 --> 00:30:11,657
I never believed you'd be truly happy
564
00:30:12,273 --> 00:30:14,783
unless you work someplace
with your name on the door.
565
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,090
- [SCOFFS]
- Am I that arrogant?
566
00:30:17,589 --> 00:30:19,089
Oh, that good.
567
00:30:24,338 --> 00:30:25,640
Do you remember that house we had
568
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,140
on the shore that one summer?
569
00:30:27,182 --> 00:30:29,222
The one with the amazing ocean view?
570
00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:30,807
Oh, you really loved that house.
571
00:30:30,852 --> 00:30:33,312
Oh, it was bright and cheerful
572
00:30:33,354 --> 00:30:36,234
and I would just lie there and daydream.
573
00:30:37,984 --> 00:30:39,774
That was the one summer
daddy wasn't away at work.
574
00:30:39,819 --> 00:30:41,409
Mm.
575
00:30:42,113 --> 00:30:44,403
I would just lie in the sunshine...
576
00:30:44,991 --> 00:30:46,581
and listen to him play piano.
577
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:50,130
That was a good summer.
578
00:30:51,789 --> 00:30:53,669
[TSKS]
579
00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:55,298
Anyway, I...
580
00:30:55,335 --> 00:30:56,835
I found a beautiful house
581
00:30:56,878 --> 00:30:58,718
that brings it all back.
582
00:31:00,368 --> 00:31:02,578
I didn't know you were
thinking of moving.
583
00:31:04,021 --> 00:31:05,651
Neither did I.
584
00:31:06,346 --> 00:31:08,806
- Hm.
- [SUSAN CHUCKLES]
585
00:31:08,848 --> 00:31:10,438
[SCORE FADES OUT]
586
00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:17,932
Heading for the Canterville place?
587
00:31:19,901 --> 00:31:23,121
- So, how's this work?
- You speak slowly and clearly
588
00:31:23,154 --> 00:31:25,364
and pull the string.
589
00:31:26,005 --> 00:31:28,175
The words that come out are those of...
590
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:29,736
whatever is there.
591
00:31:31,246 --> 00:31:32,826
[TENDER SCORE]
592
00:31:33,232 --> 00:31:37,482
You are... certain you're up for this?
593
00:31:38,242 --> 00:31:39,660
It's a kid, August.
594
00:31:39,671 --> 00:31:41,381
A kid lost in a house.
If I can't handle this,
595
00:31:41,422 --> 00:31:43,002
I might as well hang it up.
596
00:31:45,385 --> 00:31:47,305
Ah! Luke.
597
00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:10,730
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
598
00:32:13,994 --> 00:32:15,095
Huh.
599
00:32:15,106 --> 00:32:17,906
We were beginning to
wonder if you were real.
600
00:32:18,243 --> 00:32:20,163
Yeah, I get that a lot.
601
00:32:23,385 --> 00:32:25,105
[DOOR CLOSES]
602
00:32:25,116 --> 00:32:26,656
[PLAYFUL SCORE]
603
00:32:28,732 --> 00:32:30,232
You going somewhere?
604
00:32:30,243 --> 00:32:32,663
We can't stay here another night.
605
00:32:34,288 --> 00:32:36,998
I think I have a solution.
606
00:32:37,937 --> 00:32:39,527
[BAG UNZIPPING]
607
00:32:43,757 --> 00:32:45,067
Randall,
608
00:32:45,078 --> 00:32:46,618
get in the car.
609
00:32:50,116 --> 00:32:51,696
[GRUNTING]
610
00:32:54,774 --> 00:32:58,404
We are going to stay with my sister
611
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:01,260
and that stops being fun...
612
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,033
really fast.
613
00:33:03,209 --> 00:33:04,600
Get rid of this thing,
614
00:33:04,684 --> 00:33:09,234
or pull up your sign and get out.
615
00:33:13,139 --> 00:33:14,849
- [DOOR SLAMS]
- [PLAYFUL SCORE ENDS]
616
00:33:15,475 --> 00:33:17,395
[SIGH]
617
00:33:17,435 --> 00:33:21,275
♪ [BOY] There was a little pony ♪
618
00:33:21,773 --> 00:33:24,943
♪ His name was Happy Dan ♪
619
00:33:24,984 --> 00:33:26,564
[EERIE SCORE]
620
00:33:26,611 --> 00:33:30,411
♪ He loved to run in the sunshine ♪
621
00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:34,790
♪ Just frolicking in the sand ♪
622
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:40,130
♪ He'd kick his heels
up with frisky fun ♪
623
00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:42,956
♪ He'd toss his tail and his mane ♪
624
00:33:43,002 --> 00:33:44,502
[KEYS CLACKING]
625
00:33:44,545 --> 00:33:49,135
♪ But if he enters the woods at night ♪
626
00:33:49,175 --> 00:33:50,965
♪ Dan won't be happy... ♪
627
00:33:51,010 --> 00:33:52,520
Oh, shit.
628
00:33:52,553 --> 00:33:53,923
[DRAMATIC CLANG]
629
00:33:54,055 --> 00:33:57,555
♪ For bad things live in the forest ♪
630
00:33:58,059 --> 00:34:01,609
♪ They wait for ponies at night ♪
631
00:34:02,522 --> 00:34:06,482
♪ If Happy Dan runs too slowly ♪
632
00:34:07,193 --> 00:34:09,983
♪ They'll gather round and bite ♪
633
00:34:10,029 --> 00:34:11,529
[TENSE SCORE]
634
00:34:11,572 --> 00:34:13,992
♪ They'll nip his ears off ♪
635
00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:15,613
Samuel?
636
00:34:17,203 --> 00:34:18,913
I don't know if you can hear me,
637
00:34:20,248 --> 00:34:22,128
but I'm here to help.
638
00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,666
♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
639
00:34:25,169 --> 00:34:28,889
♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
640
00:34:28,923 --> 00:34:30,463
[PHONE RINGS]
641
00:34:32,885 --> 00:34:34,465
- [CLICK]
- [RINGING STOPS]
642
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,190
[DEEP LOUD BOOM]
643
00:34:39,183 --> 00:34:40,683
Let me guess.
644
00:34:41,185 --> 00:34:42,685
Not Samuel.
645
00:34:49,197 --> 00:34:50,948
[SUSAN] If it's not the
little boy, who is it?
646
00:34:50,987 --> 00:34:52,697
His name was Edgar Cornell.
647
00:34:52,738 --> 00:34:55,118
He was a serial killer.
He murdered six people
648
00:34:55,158 --> 00:34:57,118
that we know of.
649
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,619
[EDGAR SINGS LIKE A YOUNG BOY]
650
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,033
He removed various body parts
and dropped them in mailboxes.
651
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,540
This was in, like, '78, '79.
652
00:35:02,582 --> 00:35:05,542
He was convicted and executed in 1985
653
00:35:05,585 --> 00:35:06,965
but in between, in the early '80s,
654
00:35:07,003 --> 00:35:08,753
- he lived in this house.
- [SUSAN] Oh, my God.
655
00:35:08,964 --> 00:35:11,256
[PHIL] Yeah, Luke could not
have gotten this more wrong.
656
00:35:11,299 --> 00:35:13,389
He has no idea what he's walking into.
657
00:35:13,426 --> 00:35:15,216
[DRAMATIC SCORE]
658
00:35:15,912 --> 00:35:17,771
[ZOOEY] But what about
the voice, the-the singing?
659
00:35:17,805 --> 00:35:20,135
[PHIL] The thing was, he
had this freaky high voice.
660
00:35:20,146 --> 00:35:23,552
He lured his victims by
impersonating a child in trouble.
661
00:35:23,563 --> 00:35:26,808
Like a lot of serial killers,
Cornell liked trophies. A...
662
00:35:26,819 --> 00:35:28,678
hair ribbon here, jewelry there.
663
00:35:28,689 --> 00:35:31,241
A body part that he
would cut off or bite off.
664
00:35:31,603 --> 00:35:33,225
[SUSAN] Trophies! That's gotta be it.
665
00:35:33,236 --> 00:35:34,906
He came back for the trophies!
666
00:35:34,917 --> 00:35:37,644
- [PHIL] But why now?
- He's been dead since '85!
667
00:35:37,655 --> 00:35:39,115
[SUSAN] Look, we're right outside.
668
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,080
How long until you guys get here?
669
00:35:41,345 --> 00:35:42,750
[PHIL] We're, like, a minute away.
670
00:35:42,788 --> 00:35:45,418
[SUSAN] Hurry! Luke's in there
with no powers, no clue...
671
00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:47,548
and that... thing!
672
00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:51,252
[DRAMATIC BOOM]
673
00:35:53,299 --> 00:35:55,299
[EERIE PIANO PLAYING]
674
00:36:01,891 --> 00:36:04,231
I came back to get my goodies.
675
00:36:06,925 --> 00:36:09,421
- Stay back!
- Luke, he's a serial killer.
676
00:36:09,432 --> 00:36:10,990
He collected trophies from his victims.
677
00:36:11,025 --> 00:36:12,655
They must have been hidden in the wall!
678
00:36:12,693 --> 00:36:16,080
The kitchen remodel brought him
back from wherever to find them!
679
00:36:16,537 --> 00:36:18,417
It's somewhere in the wall! Find it!
680
00:36:19,325 --> 00:36:20,905
Go, quickly!
681
00:36:22,619 --> 00:36:24,024
The hole needs to be bigger.
682
00:36:24,035 --> 00:36:25,488
- [PHIL] Zooey, watch out.
- What?
683
00:36:25,499 --> 00:36:26,788
- Watch out.
- Okay.
684
00:36:26,799 --> 00:36:29,139
[DRAMATIC SCORE]
685
00:36:31,087 --> 00:36:33,757
Waahh!
686
00:36:38,928 --> 00:36:40,478
[DAGGER DROPS TO FLOOR]
687
00:36:40,513 --> 00:36:43,183
♪ He was a little boy ♪
688
00:36:44,379 --> 00:36:46,430
His name was Happy Dan.
689
00:36:47,186 --> 00:36:48,976
[SUSAN] Luke, look out!
690
00:36:49,021 --> 00:36:50,561
- [GROAN]
- [TABLE CLATTERING]
691
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,557
- [ZOOEY] What am I looking for?
- [PHIL] A bag, or a box.
692
00:36:53,985 --> 00:36:55,318
Jewellery; A hair ribbon.
693
00:36:55,727 --> 00:36:57,697
Body parts.
694
00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:00,918
Oh, my God.
695
00:37:04,206 --> 00:37:06,166
Hey! Handsome!
696
00:37:06,361 --> 00:37:08,441
Give me a call when your voice changes.
697
00:37:14,347 --> 00:37:16,097
Susan! Here!
698
00:37:21,488 --> 00:37:23,698
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
699
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:27,883
[CRACKLING]
700
00:37:29,979 --> 00:37:31,529
[WHOOSH]
701
00:37:36,277 --> 00:37:37,867
[DRAMATIC SCORE FADES OUT]
702
00:37:37,903 --> 00:37:39,403
[CRACKLING]
703
00:37:40,072 --> 00:37:41,862
[HEAVY BREATHING]
704
00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:50,840
You guys are all so tough
705
00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,891
until somebody torches your goodies.
706
00:37:53,746 --> 00:37:55,326
[GENTLE SCORE]
707
00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:57,517
[RELIEVED SIGH]
708
00:37:59,168 --> 00:38:00,180
[SUSAN] Thanks, Deb.
709
00:38:00,191 --> 00:38:02,441
As soon as the kitchen is
done, we hit the market.
710
00:38:03,825 --> 00:38:06,195
Yeah, I spoke with the contractor. Yeah.
711
00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:08,975
Yeah, I sort of lit
a fire under his ass.
712
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:11,638
Two weeks. Great.
713
00:38:11,909 --> 00:38:13,038
'Kay, bye.
714
00:38:14,252 --> 00:38:15,508
The Cantervilles?
715
00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:17,006
We're back on.
716
00:38:17,017 --> 00:38:18,517
So we are de-terminated.
717
00:38:19,278 --> 00:38:20,778
Great job on this, Susan.
718
00:38:21,823 --> 00:38:23,493
- Thanks.
- No, I mean...
719
00:38:24,653 --> 00:38:26,573
I screwed up and you pulled it out.
720
00:38:30,896 --> 00:38:32,486
You really should take some time.
721
00:38:33,994 --> 00:38:35,116
Time?
722
00:38:35,127 --> 00:38:36,627
You could be kicking
ass and closing escrow
723
00:38:36,671 --> 00:38:38,341
almost single-handedly.
724
00:38:38,381 --> 00:38:41,181
Take a few days off! I got this covered.
725
00:38:41,217 --> 00:38:43,007
[PHONE BUZZING]
726
00:38:43,052 --> 00:38:44,842
Um...
727
00:38:45,007 --> 00:38:47,786
Yeah. Maybe. Thanks.
728
00:38:47,797 --> 00:38:49,347
Hey, Bob.
729
00:38:49,358 --> 00:38:52,188
Ah, yeah. Back at the
helm, steering the ship.
730
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,470
Listen, about this,
uh, Frederico listing,
731
00:38:55,481 --> 00:38:57,451
what's his bottom line price?
732
00:38:57,483 --> 00:38:59,063
[BROODING SCORE]
733
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:09,170
[BUTTONS CLACKING]
734
00:39:16,001 --> 00:39:17,501
Julie, it's Susan.
735
00:39:18,379 --> 00:39:21,339
Hey, so I checked out that
bank repo like you asked.
736
00:39:23,008 --> 00:39:24,638
Yeah.
737
00:39:24,677 --> 00:39:27,097
No, it's okay. It's just, um...
738
00:39:28,055 --> 00:39:30,185
It's just not for you.
739
00:39:31,851 --> 00:39:33,361
Yeah.
740
00:39:34,399 --> 00:39:37,069
N-no, yeah, of course,
we'll keep on looking.
741
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:40,220
Okay. Goodbye.
742
00:39:43,226 --> 00:39:45,186
[PHONE DROPS INTO CRADLE]
743
00:39:45,197 --> 00:39:46,697
[SOFT SIGH]
744
00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:50,960
[SURF IN DISTANCE]
745
00:39:52,246 --> 00:39:53,786
[GENTLE SCORE]
746
00:40:27,072 --> 00:40:29,532
Feels weird coming here
to feel close to you.
747
00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:34,034
Lacks the atmosphere of Funland.
748
00:40:34,914 --> 00:40:36,834
And the hot dogs aren't nearly as good.
749
00:40:40,211 --> 00:40:42,131
Sorry I haven't been by in a while.
750
00:40:44,391 --> 00:40:46,101
But I'm, uh, back at work
751
00:40:47,269 --> 00:40:48,939
and, Dad, I'm just tearing it up.
752
00:40:52,102 --> 00:40:53,642
Alienated Susan,
753
00:40:54,354 --> 00:40:56,484
best real estate agent to ever live.
754
00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:58,242
Faced down a serial killer
755
00:40:59,109 --> 00:41:01,859
armed with nothing but a stuffed animal
756
00:41:01,904 --> 00:41:04,784
and an epic misunderstanding
of the situation.
757
00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:07,779
Oh, and you'll like this...
758
00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:11,882
Phil thinks he found mom.
759
00:41:13,466 --> 00:41:15,126
Yeah.
760
00:41:15,536 --> 00:41:17,246
"For reals" this time.
761
00:41:28,388 --> 00:41:31,058
For as long as I can remember
I wanted to ask her...
762
00:41:34,436 --> 00:41:35,986
Why?
763
00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:42,314
Why'd she leave?
764
00:41:44,738 --> 00:41:46,328
What did we do?
765
00:41:49,576 --> 00:41:51,206
What did I do?
766
00:41:51,530 --> 00:41:53,120
[EMOTIONAL SCORE]
767
00:42:03,465 --> 00:42:05,845
I really wish that we could
talk about these things.
768
00:42:09,346 --> 00:42:10,896
Hm.
769
00:42:14,434 --> 00:42:15,934
[DEEP SIGH]
770
00:42:18,128 --> 00:42:19,668
Maybe someday.
771
00:42:22,109 --> 00:42:23,699
Maybe not.
772
00:42:28,948 --> 00:42:30,448
Here, Dad. [EMOTIONAL EXHALE]
773
00:42:34,287 --> 00:42:35,787
Nice catch.
774
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:55,200
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