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[REMI WOLF'S "GUERRILLA"]
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[PHONE BUZZES]
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♪ Okay, ba, ba-boo ♪
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♪ Show up to the party, it's guerrilla ♪
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- ♪ With an itty bitty ♪
- Morning, handsome.
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So not to be this bitch,
but it is my birthday.
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18, NBD, and I would
love to hang tonight.
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And you don't have to get
me a present or anything,
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but I may have one for you.
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♪ Just like my exes, hey ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ She the best ♪
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♪ She the best when she move it ♪
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♪ Shake it too hard and
she just might lose ♪
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♪ Bubblegum, bubble butt, bubblegum ♪
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♪ She the crazy one going apeshit dumb ♪
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- ♪ Hiding her mind ♪
- [SIGHS]
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♪ Smoke away depression ♪
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♪ Damn that guy,
he keepin' her guessin' ♪
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♪ Bolo tie,
why's he making impressions? ♪
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♪ Look like her exes ♪
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♪ They good, they tight ♪
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♪ They pull her under ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ It's all right, right, right, right ♪
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♪ Guerrilla, guerrilla ♪
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♪ Yo, guerrilla, guerrilla ♪
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♪ Whoo, guerrilla, guerrilla ♪
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♪ Yeah, uh, guerrilla, bitch ♪
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♪ ♪
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I don't know what
you're saying that's...
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♪ Okay, ba, ba-boo ♪
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- [HORN BLARES]
- Mom!
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- Happy 18th birthday!
- What the fuck?
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- [LAUGHS]
- [NOISEMAKER BLARES]
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You know that there are
actually houses out there
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that have hallways? Like, you don't need
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to go through someone's
bedroom to get to the kitchen.
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[GROANS] Sounds boring.
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[NOISEMAKER BLARES]
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What is this? What are you doing?
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Your father called this morning,
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and he said he wants to
come for your birthday,
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but I wanted to check with you first.
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Oh, my God.
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Mom, you are adorable,
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but don't worry. He's not coming.
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No, he called from the road,
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and he said he's gonna get
here right about dinnertime.
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[SIGHS] Okay, sure.
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But I actually have plans tonight,
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so even if he were
coming, which he's not,
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- I wouldn't be here.
- Ooh.
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Where are you going? What are you doing?
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Just going to a party
that this guy is throwing.
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- I might stop by.
- Hmm.
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This guy. Is it Brodie?
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[GROANS] You know what, Mom?
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- Hmm?
- For my birthday,
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could you just give me
the gift of boundaries?
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Mm.
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Even if it's just for the day.
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Sure, I'll try anything once.
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I just want to say be careful,
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'cause those cute boys
who know they're cute...
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- Oh, my God, Mom.
- It's trouble.
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Trouble, trouble.
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Okay, can you go now?
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Boundaries. Go, go, go.
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- Oh, my God.
- [ALARM RINGS]
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Fuck! We can't keep doing this.
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Yeah, okay.
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- Really?
- Yup.
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Oh. Thanks for understanding.
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Of course. Have a great day.
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Can't wait to fuck you later.
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Wait, I'm, like, serious.
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I know you're serious now,
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just like you were
serious yesterday morning
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and the morning before that.
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I prefer nighttime Julian. She's fun.
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Okay, what if Brodie finds out?
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Look, it's not like this
is ideal for me either.
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Would it be the worst
thing if we just tell him?
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[DOOR RATTLES]
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Since when did we start locking doors?
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- [GROANS]
- Noah.
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- [KNOCKS ON DOOR]
- Hold on.
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- It's an emergency.
- Oh, please.
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[DOOR RATTLING]
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I think Mingus is obsessed with me.
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Yes, that's usually what happens
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when a teenager has sex with someone.
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But I've been ignoring
him for three weeks now,
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and he still isn't getting it.
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And by "ignoring him,"
you mean answering him
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with the bare minimum effort
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and sending the occasional meme?
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Yes.
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I think you should
tell him how you feel.
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Duh, you little bitch.
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I can't tell him today
'cause it's his birthday
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and we have drag wrestling.
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And you would never do
something so selfish.
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Shouldn't you be at work right now?
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You're right.
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Him not knowing about
us is so much easier.
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Noah, there's no us
for him to know about.
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We're just fucking.
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And thanks for helping me hide.
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[UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES]
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♪ ♪
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[DRUMSTICKS QUIETLY TAPPING]
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Whoo!
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[SNAPPING FINGERS]
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[LAUGHS]
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I'd throw my panties at you,
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but the school's super weird
about me not wearing underwear.
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[CHUCKLES] Fucking prudes.
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Right?
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I wish I was going to
see y'all perform tonight.
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I feel like I missed my calling in life:
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- groupie.
- Mm.
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- You do love giving head.
- I really do.
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I mean, if you really wanted to come...
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No.
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Babysitting is the least I could do.
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- You mean parenting.
- Right.
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Yeah. What did I say?
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[LAUGHS]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Noah, you got a second?
- Mm-hmm.
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Is everything okay?
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I'm sorry to be the
one to tell you this,
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but you're not gonna be making partner.
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Last few months, your
mind has been elsewhere.
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No, I...
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You've literally been Googling pictures
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of Chris Meloni's butt at work,
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but the bottom line is, you
need more billable hours.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I-I've been distracted
these past couple months...
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You don't have to. I get it.
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And we do care about you here,
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which is why we're giving you the choice
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to either stay or go.
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[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Did he actually invite you, though?
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Yeah, of course he invited me.
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- What? [CHUCKLES]
- Hey, Merc.
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Hey, Paul. Cute haircut.
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Do we have to have this
conversation in here?
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- Yes.
- Yes!
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Okay, so look, he texted me
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about the party at Ghost
Fag, and then he sent me this.
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- Where is that even from?
- "Real Housewives," I think?
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I don't know. I don't watch.
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How does "she's
starting" equal an invite?
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Because I told him I wanted
to be with him on my birthday,
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and then he sent me that.
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So it's like, you know, she's starting.
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Like, we're starting.
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The birthday festivities are starting.
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- I don't know. Fuck you.
- I'm...
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Before you say anything,
Jake, keep in mind that
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our little Mingus is in love.
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I'm not in love.
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I just... I had this
insane night with Brodie,
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and we're, like, really
fucking connected.
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And, look, okay, I'm not delusional.
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I know he's been avoiding me,
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but I really think it's
because of the age difference.
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And 18 is a big fucking number.
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I'm, like, an adult now.
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Yes, you fucking are,
and no matter what,
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we are gonna give you
the best fucking birthday
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on this planet. Yes.
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Yay! Let's get it.
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Vamanos, girlies.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[LAUGHS]
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[BABY FUSSES]
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[LAUGHS] Wow.
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All right, so I'm
gonna need to fuck you.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Not in front of the kids.
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Listen, if there's two
things they need to know...
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one is that even though
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their zaddy will never admit it,
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they are very fucking good at makeup...
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[GROANS]
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And two, that their
mommy still gets it in.
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[LAUGHS]
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- You're so hot.
- [PHONE BUZZES]
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- Mm.
- [PHONE BUZZES]
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[GASPS] Hi, baby daddy.
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God, I love watching
hot guys build things.
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That's beautiful, Brodie.
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Did you call just to tell me that?
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You're coming tonight,
right? Drag wrestling?
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Ugh. I wish.
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT] I must take care
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of the children again.
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Oh, they're so cute. I like them now.
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How big of you. Want to come help?
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Did Shar forgive me for last time?
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No, but they're generously
pretending to be over it.
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Well, if you get bored,
you can come here.
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Hmm, sure.
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I'll just give the babies
a whiskey-soaked rag
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- and hop on over.
- [LAUGHS]
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Is your birthday boyfriend coming too?
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How you know it's his
birthday, you freak?
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'Cause I'm his teacher, freak.
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We have to know students' birthdays
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so we can celebrate them in class.
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It makes me very angry
in a very boomer way.
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Well, he's not my boyfriend,
and he's not coming.
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Brodie, can you tell
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your hot worker men to keep it down?
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I'm tutoring.
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Gotta go.
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Typical avoidant behavior. Bye, bitch.
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[BABY CRIES] He's the worst, I know.
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[GASPS] I know.
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Okay, I know math is
a scam and you won't
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actually ever use it as an adult,
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but this one is simple.
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So X equals 32?
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Honey, no. It's 245.4.
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Oh, wait.
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I think I know what the problem is.
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I don't give a shit, and
I don't want to be here.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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[LIGHT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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It's complicated.
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Then let me simplify it.
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He's a walking "Love Island" contestant,
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- and you live together.
- And he dated my brother.
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That's kind of hot. Do you like him?
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Yeah, but it's messy,
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and not in a way that sparks joy,
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so I need to Marie
Kondo it. I can say no.
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Hey. So I've been thinking about it,
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and I think we should
go on a date tonight.
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Yes.
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[LOW ROCK MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Don't worry. Just breathe.
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- You was made for this.
- Thank you.
256
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,726
You too. I just...
257
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,644
it just don't feel like how it felt.
258
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,939
Yeah, the stakes were higher
back then, but this is better.
259
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,858
You can play, feel the rush,
260
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,151
and go home to your perfect life.
261
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,319
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
262
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,445
I don't know if anybody's ever called
263
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,489
two six-month-old demons a perfect life.
264
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,867
Yeah, they have. Fuck, Shar, you have.
265
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,077
And you?
266
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,873
I mean, my life's interesting.
267
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,208
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
268
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,834
[CROWD CHEERING]
269
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:55,876
♪ ♪
270
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,226
♪ Calamity in your eyes ♪
271
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,728
♪ Depravity by design ♪
272
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,313
♪ Rancorous in sight ♪
273
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,732
♪ Heinous suck me dry ♪
274
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,777
♪ Oh, calamity in your eyes ♪
275
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,905
Knock, knock. Wow.
276
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,616
Come through. You look incredible.
277
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,201
Thank you, Mom.
278
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,203
I wanted to give you something.
279
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,913
Oh.
280
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,709
Thank you.
281
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,876
[LAUGHS]
282
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,586
Wow, you're a talented wrapper.
283
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,423
Okay. All right.
284
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,049
Don't get too excited.
285
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,968
[MIMICS DRUMROLL]
286
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,267
Mom, how many times do I
have to tell you I'm not...
287
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,768
That you're not doing drag.
288
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,813
But it made you so happy,
289
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,606
and you're so good at it, honey.
290
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,941
- You shouldn't just throw away...
- You know what?
291
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,026
I don't feel like dinner anymore.
292
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,611
I'm going to the party.
293
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:02,282
Mingus, hold on.
294
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,285
Wait. Would you wait a second?
295
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,454
Mingus!
296
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:11,124
- Mingus, let me talk to you.
- That's the problem.
297
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,876
You just talk, and you talk,
298
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,294
and you talk, and you never listen.
299
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,921
- I do listen.
- [LAUGHS]
300
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,298
What?
301
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,716
I told you I was done with drag,
302
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:20,800
and you got me a wig.
303
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:21,968
I told you to give me space,
304
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,010
and you followed me into Ghost Fag.
305
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,095
I told you Dad's not coming,
306
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,555
and you set an extra fucking plate.
307
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,683
Sweetie, I'm here for
you. You're hurting.
308
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,268
You went through a traumatic event.
309
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,562
Yeah, I know. I was there. You weren't.
310
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,814
So just live your own life
311
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,316
and stop trying to live mine.
312
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,985
Fuck this.
313
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:45,027
♪ ♪
314
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,536
♪ Hive ♪
315
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,164
♪ You got a mind ♪
316
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,250
♪ Hive mind ♪
317
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,835
♪ ♪
318
00:13:55,877 --> 00:14:00,840
[CROWD CHEERING]
319
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:03,843
[OPERA MUSIC]
320
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:07,430
♪ ♪
321
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,349
[SCREAMS]
322
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:12,977
Oh, what a move! And I
thought Laveau was a top.
323
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,187
I've gotta say,
324
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,940
this foreplay is getting out of hand.
325
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,191
[LAUGHS]
326
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,027
[CHEERS AND LAUGHTER]
327
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:25,740
Meet my twins, Goldman and Sachs.
328
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,784
They're too big to fail.
329
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,994
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
330
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,496
Oh!
331
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,624
♪ ♪
332
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,584
[CHEERS AND GROANS]
333
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,507
- [SCREAMS]
- Oh, round and round she goes.
334
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:46,052
[CHEERS AND LAUGHTER]
335
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:50,306
- Yes, that was brutal.
- And hot.
336
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:53,268
Whoa!
337
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:58,106
These two hate each other
in an extremely erotic way.
338
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,902
Oh, I can't look.
339
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,904
I can't look away.
340
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:10,946
♪ ♪
341
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,081
[LAUGHS]
342
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,252
Happy birthday to me.
343
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,764
[AIRPLANE TURBINES WHINING]
344
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,474
I did not mean to invite everyone
345
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,559
on the Spirit Airlines flight to Miami.
346
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,270
That's okay, really.
347
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:44,903
Actually, that's a
United 1543 to New York.
348
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,446
No way that that's right.
349
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,368
[UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
350
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,452
Check the app.
351
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:57,082
♪ ♪
352
00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,710
How... what the hell?
353
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:05,090
[AIRPLANE TURBINES WHIRRING]
354
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,425
Okay, what about that one?
355
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,971
Mm, that is British Airways
224 nonstop to London.
356
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,099
Yes. Jesus, how do you know this?
357
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,725
[LAUGHS] I don't know.
358
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,268
I just love planes.
359
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,604
Okay, I love a light-bodied pinot noir,
360
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,231
but I don't know the delivery schedule
361
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,274
for the liquor store.
362
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,030
Look, growing up with Brodie
363
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,449
- was a little bit of a...
- Challenge?
364
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,704
Well, I always felt like
a bit of an afterthought.
365
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,748
But then my mom took us to
Montreal for the weekend,
366
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,418
and I don't really remember
anything about the city,
367
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,169
but the plane...
368
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,587
I mean, the second I went on board,
369
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,173
I was just curious about
everything, you know?
370
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,092
And then they took me to the cockpit,
371
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,760
and then the captain
let me push a button.
372
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:55,098
And Brodie whined the
whole time, of course,
373
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,601
but I thought it was magic.
374
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,021
It sounds stupid, but
for the first time,
375
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,232
I didn't feel like an afterthought.
376
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,483
I've always just wished
377
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,486
that I could do the
same thing for people.
378
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,532
And I've wanted to be a
flight attendant ever since.
379
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,160
Too bad it's a total pipe dream.
380
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,120
It doesn't seem like a pipe dream to me.
381
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,414
Well, it is when you have CP.
382
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:23,335
Hardly any of the programs
accept people like me.
383
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:27,505
God, I sound so pathetic.
384
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:33,511
Hey, there is nothing
pathetic about having a dream,
385
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,930
even if your dream is
serving nuts to drunk people.
386
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,851
[LAUGHS]
387
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:43,438
[CROWD CHEERING]
388
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,316
And that's why they call
her Fire Crotch, people.
389
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,651
Well, that and the gonorrhea.
390
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,363
- Ring the bell. Let's do this.
- [BELL DINGS]
391
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,823
Oh, my God, this is so much better
392
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,784
- than my lame family dinner.
- [CHUCKLES]
393
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,370
- Thank you for inviting me.
- Mingus, look...
394
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,705
Chill, chill. Look, I didn't come here
395
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,458
to have a State of the
Union or, like, really about
396
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,668
what we are or whatever, okay?
397
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,420
I just wanted to hang out. Sound good?
398
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,714
- Okay.
- Okay. [LAUGHS]
399
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,591
Jake, Mercury, over here.
400
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,720
Okay, this definitely beats
401
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,598
getting drunk in someone's garage.
402
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,642
Brodie, meet Mercury and Jake.
403
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:21,685
Hi.
404
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,895
We have heard so much about you.
405
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,814
- So much.
- Okay.
406
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,692
Oh, really? How much?
407
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,235
Like, what specifically?
408
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,737
Ew, why is Tallulah Andrews here?
409
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,032
Oh, someone must've
found out about the party,
410
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,284
and now those randos from
our high school are here.
411
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,245
What the fuck? I'm sorry.
412
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,497
I hope you don't mind.
413
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,749
Yeah, you know, I'll be right back.
414
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,959
Okay.
415
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,920
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
416
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,089
♪ ♪
417
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,633
- Hey.
- [BABY CRIES]
418
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,593
[PHONE BUZZES]
419
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,391
Hey, I know you're in baby land,
420
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,976
and I love and support that journey,
421
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,186
but I really think you should
come to Ghost Fag tonight.
422
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,688
It's so fun.
423
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,940
It's like that show "Glow" but gayer.
424
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,401
- [GASPS]
- Please come.
425
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:14,446
[BABIES CRYING]
426
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,615
[UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
427
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:23,163
♪ ♪
428
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,499
- Fuck, fuck.
- [BABIES CRYING]
429
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,126
Fuck.
430
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,254
[BABIES CRYING]
431
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,723
Okay.
432
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,684
[LULLABY MUSIC]
433
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:50,726
♪ ♪
434
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,277
[BABIES CRYING]
435
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:02,911
I hate this.
436
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,914
[ENERGETIC ROCK MUSIC]
437
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,458
♪ ♪
438
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,543
I mean, look, I don't
know precisely when,
439
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,879
but last weekend, Marne
came home too late,
440
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,506
looking like a mess,
441
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,384
and Amelia took one look at her
and said that she could smell
442
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,678
another woman's cunt on Marne's breath.
443
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,222
Amelia does love a dramatic
use of the word "cunt."
444
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,598
That's why I just cut out the middleman,
445
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,183
commit to no one. No offense.
446
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,352
Oh, none taken. I'm good.
447
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,853
I got a girlfriend, two kids,
448
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,398
and I still killed it on stage tonight.
449
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:34,025
No lies detected. Now
we gotta celebrate.
450
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,735
Where to?
451
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,696
There's a new bar a few blocks away
452
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,990
- in an abandoned school.
- Mm, Shar?
453
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:44,119
That sounds fun, and
as much as I want to,
454
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,370
I need to get home to my fam.
455
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,789
[GROANS] Fine.
456
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,875
Tonight was the best.
I missed you so much.
457
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,169
I missed you too.
458
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:56,548
Now go fuck this grad student
who been gay for 12 minutes.
459
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,133
- You know me so well.
- Mm-hmm.
460
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,926
[LAUGHS]
461
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:05,968
♪ ♪
462
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,817
[TELEVISION PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]
463
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:21,031
- [DOOR BANGS]
- Ooh, Ruthie Ru.
464
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,450
[LAUGHS]
465
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,660
You know I don't like to brag,
466
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,413
but I fucking killed it tonight.
467
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,540
I mean, the crowd was obsessed with us.
468
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:34,252
- It was just fire.
- [LAUGHS]
469
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,046
I'm so happy for you, babe.
470
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,593
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
471
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,803
- Ruthie.
- Everything's fine.
472
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,391
Kids are asleep, little chubsters.
473
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,227
All right, so you want to get
into bed and watch a movie?
474
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:54,105
I think I need to, like,
go work out or something.
475
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:57,317
I'm feeling wired.
Just, like, in my head.
476
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,985
All right. You want to talk about it?
477
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:02,364
Um, later.
478
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,949
What's the point of
belonging to a 24-hour gym
479
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,284
if you're not gonna occasionally
480
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,454
- go work out at night?
- [BOTH LAUGH]
481
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:18,463
[DISQUIETING MUSIC]
482
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:24,505
♪ ♪
483
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:41,945
One fried shrimp po'boy,
484
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,446
one hot sausage po'boy,
485
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,865
two root beers, and some fries.
486
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,033
Okay, it doesn't look like much,
487
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,368
but Greasy's will knock you flat.
488
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,036
I bet.
489
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,038
You are gonna look like a snack
490
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,832
in your Spirit Airlines uniform.
491
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,001
[LAUGHS] Spirit?
492
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,042
Wow.
493
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,878
You really think so little of me?
494
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,880
- It's Delta or bust.
- [LAUGHS]
495
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:03,008
Jet Blue if I'm desperate.
496
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:07,679
Okay, your turn.
497
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:10,056
Hopes and dreams.
498
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,892
Uh, let's just say that
I wish I was as passionate
499
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,145
about anything as you
are about your stuff,
500
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,897
but unfortunately, I'm not that lucky.
501
00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:20,900
- Being a lawyer is just a job.
- Okay.
502
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:24,070
It's not your job,
but what's your thing?
503
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,949
- Here you go.
- Oh, where should we sit?
504
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,162
[CROWD CHEERING]
505
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:36,124
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
506
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,710
Whoa.
507
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:41,838
Whoa, rough start for Miss Toto.
508
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,341
Oh, my God, Ruthie. Hey!
509
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:47,927
[CROWD CHEERING]
510
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:50,930
Brodie, what the fuck?
Mingus is one thing,
511
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:52,766
but why the hell are
all my students here?
512
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,559
Also, hi. Happy birthday.
513
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,769
Oh, thank you.
514
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,062
Yeah, they're all a bunch of amateurs.
515
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,356
They crashed. You know what?
516
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:01,316
I'm gonna go see if
they'll let me wrestle.
517
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,443
Excuse me. Sorry.
518
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,445
Okay, okay, look, look,
I knew you'd be pissed,
519
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:06,613
and I'm sorry I didn't tell you
520
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,073
the party went a little "Riverdale,"
521
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,699
but it's because I
knew you wouldn't come.
522
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,619
Look, look, please just stay, okay?
523
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,037
I just need to get through the night,
524
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,122
and I promise I'll tell
them everything tomorrow.
525
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:19,125
Brodie, it's really not a
good look for me to be here.
526
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:22,295
- They're the ones who crashed.
- [CROWD CHEERS]
527
00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:26,007
This is an adult party.
You did nothing wrong.
528
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,470
[LAUGHS]
529
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,431
[CROWD CHEERING]
530
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,812
That's my girl.
531
00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:42,774
[MOANING] Yeah, baby.
532
00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:44,859
- Come on, give me, baby.
- Yeah.
533
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,986
- Look at that ass.
- [MOANS]
534
00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:49,197
- You ready for this?
- I'm ready.
535
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:52,784
[MOANING]
536
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,911
- Fuck.
- [MOANS]
537
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:59,749
[PHONE RINGING]
538
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,085
[GROANS]
539
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,420
Granny.
540
00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:04,796
I've decided that I am too young
541
00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,339
and attractive to be called that.
542
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:09,050
Are you missing this
nonsense on "Design Build"?
543
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,677
There's a relationship dissolving
544
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:11,928
over granite countertops.
545
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:16,224
Honestly, relatable. Turning it on now.
546
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:20,895
Wow, so they're really going
in this "Sopranos" direction?
547
00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:22,272
You can't buy good taste, honey.
548
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,816
You just can't.
549
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,693
Do you think they do butt stuff?
550
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:28,737
Of course they do.
551
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:32,032
Yeah, I'm getting that
vibe. Is Ruthie around?
552
00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:33,825
She says she was going to the gym,
553
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,368
but she's probably out
554
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,746
with your toxic, bad influence of a son.
555
00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:41,958
He's not a bad influence.
Who am I kidding?
556
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,544
That would make sense. He does do that.
557
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,089
[SIGHS] I just...
558
00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:49,924
I just worry Ruthie and I
559
00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:52,218
aren't on the same page anymore.
560
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:54,554
Being on the same page is for book clubs
561
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,806
and people who actually
pay attention in church.
562
00:25:56,848 --> 00:26:01,644
At least you have some
spice in your relationship.
563
00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:04,397
Oh, Lord, they put in carpets?
564
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,192
Carpets are hardwood
floors with low self-esteem.
565
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:10,695
- Seriously. Hardwood or bust.
- [LAUGHS]
566
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,197
Amen.
567
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,575
That was way better than it looked.
568
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,910
Told you.
569
00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:19,829
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]
570
00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:25,871
♪ ♪
571
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,796
Sorry, it's just...
572
00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:30,298
- it's a small town.
- Yeah.
573
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:34,344
I guess the glamor of being
someone's dirty little secret
574
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:38,431
- wears off after a while.
- Okay, slow down.
575
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:42,268
I just don't know if I want
to compromise my relationship
576
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:45,188
with my brother for someone
that I don't really know.
577
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:49,109
- We know each other.
- Do we?
578
00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:55,865
Okay, well, I found out I
didn't make partner today,
579
00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:58,618
and I quit.
580
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,120
God, I'm sorry.
581
00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:04,124
It's okay. It's on me.
582
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,584
I just, like, checked out.
You know, I didn't care.
583
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,295
And yeah, I need the
money, but truth be told,
584
00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:11,131
there's only two things
that have made me feel alive
585
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,633
since Babylon, and...
586
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:16,636
one of those things is
very, very bad for me.
587
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,764
Looking at hot gay people on Instagram?
588
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,391
I wish.
589
00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:22,851
Um...
590
00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:29,733
Daddius and I... we had
a lot of fun together.
591
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:33,611
- We partied a lot.
- Okay, so what?
592
00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:40,243
It's more like we were tweaking on meth
593
00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:42,912
and fucking until we passed out.
594
00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:45,665
Look, it sounds a lot scarier
than it actually is, okay?
595
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,043
I...
596
00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:53,006
When Daddius died, I just...
597
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:59,554
I just wanted to feel just...
598
00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:02,724
the feeling that I felt
when I was with him.
599
00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:06,019
[SOMBER MUSIC]
600
00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:07,437
But it took more and more meth
601
00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:10,231
just to get a shadow of that feeling.
602
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,235
You know, when you moved in,
603
00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:16,571
for the first time in a long time,
604
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:19,032
I felt seen.
605
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:24,996
And I felt like if you could see me,
606
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:28,625
then, um... [CRYING]
607
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:32,462
Then maybe I could just
start to see myself again.
608
00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:39,386
Oh, my God. Um.
609
00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:42,889
Wow, vulnerability overload. Um.
610
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,307
I feel like I have no skin left.
611
00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:48,645
Can you say something? Anything?
612
00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:51,481
I don't know what to say.
613
00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:56,611
I don't think I can top meth.
614
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:08,373
Round three, girlies. Let's go.
615
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:10,041
Wait, he said what?
616
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,752
To tell him how I feel.
617
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:15,505
- Wow, what an asshole.
- I know, right?
618
00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:16,840
Who's an asshole?
619
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:19,801
Hey, are they gonna let you in the ring?
620
00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:22,053
Uh, yeah.
621
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:24,055
I can't believe it. An unprotected...
622
00:29:24,097 --> 00:29:25,682
Look, I know things are weird right now,
623
00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,809
but it's all good, okay?
624
00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:30,437
What things? Things aren't weird.
625
00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:31,813
Okay.
626
00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:33,356
I don't need to be here for this.
627
00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:34,649
- Ruthie?
- Bye.
628
00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:37,569
Wait.
629
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:40,113
- Hey.
- Hi.
630
00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,993
Look, can you just not
lie to me right now?
631
00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:47,620
Like, I'm the last person
you need to lie to, okay?
632
00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:51,332
- I'm not lying.
- Yeah, you are.
633
00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:54,294
[CROWD CHEERING]
634
00:29:56,171 --> 00:29:57,589
You know, if you don't want me here,
635
00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,299
you can just fucking say it.
636
00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:02,594
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
637
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,387
♪ ♪
638
00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:06,181
Look at that grip.
639
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:10,602
Fuck. I'm sorry.
640
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:14,814
I'm drunk, um,
641
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:19,486
but this is important to me,
642
00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:21,071
and you just, like...
643
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,492
You know, sometimes, I feel
like you're the only person
644
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:28,745
that actually understands me, you know?
645
00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:32,332
And I know this sounds,
like, monumentally stupid,
646
00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:35,627
but I sort of always felt
like fate brought us together
647
00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:38,505
or something, you know?
648
00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:41,341
Like, maybe the worst night of my life
649
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:44,177
wasn't actually the
worst night of my life.
650
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,224
That is a...
651
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:52,894
just a fucking dark thing to say.
652
00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:55,230
- Fuck, Mingus.
- No, no, stop.
653
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:56,356
It...
654
00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:02,987
Damn it, I'm such an idiot.
655
00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:04,864
This is why we suggest our wrestlers
656
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,324
douche before their matches.
657
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:07,909
I just wanted you to
have a good birthday.
658
00:31:07,951 --> 00:31:10,161
[BELL RINGS]
659
00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:12,789
All right, bitches.
Looks like we got somebody
660
00:31:12,831 --> 00:31:15,458
in the audience celebrating
something special tonight.
661
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,003
Mingus, get on up here.
662
00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:21,047
[CROWD CHEERING]
663
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,675
Come on, birthday girl.
664
00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:26,928
Bring that pink, crispy,
fresh, little butthole up here.
665
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,638
[LAUGHS]
666
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,891
Okay, birthday girl, so
you really want to fight?
667
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:34,644
Got anyone in mind, baby?
668
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:37,772
Uh, yeah. Actually, I do.
669
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:38,857
Him.
670
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:42,027
[CROWD OOHING]
671
00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:50,827
Bumpy, whiskey, puffy, crunchy.
672
00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,704
Get in that ring.
673
00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:55,707
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
674
00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:59,377
♪ ♪
675
00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:04,049
Not me at a party with
booze, drag wrestling,
676
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,926
and our fucking English teacher.
677
00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,429
[LAUGHTER] Whoo!
678
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,724
Let's go. Whoo!
679
00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:18,063
First one to pin the other
for three seconds wins.
680
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,857
Ring the bell. Let's do this.
681
00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:22,484
[BELL RINGS]
682
00:32:22,525 --> 00:32:23,777
Hey.
683
00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:25,945
[CROWD CHEERING]
684
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,489
Come on. Fight me.
685
00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:28,530
You fucking coward.
686
00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:33,286
Okay, Mingus, this is stupid.
687
00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:39,084
Hey, hey, hey. Look, I
don't want to hurt you.
688
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,293
Too late.
689
00:32:45,090 --> 00:32:47,967
Hey, I just made a mistake.
690
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:51,346
What was the mistake? Ignoring me?
691
00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:53,848
Fucking me? Saving my life, huh?
692
00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:55,475
Hey, hey, hey, that's not what I meant.
693
00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:02,107
- [GRUNTS]
- [GRUNTS]
694
00:33:04,275 --> 00:33:05,652
So what did you mean, then, huh?
695
00:33:05,694 --> 00:33:07,654
'Cause you've been pretty fucking vague.
696
00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:12,158
What does "she's starting" even mean?
697
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,161
[SPACEY ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
698
00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:20,583
- One, two, three.
- [LAUGHING]
699
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:24,129
- [BELL RINGS]
- We have a winner, everybody.
700
00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:27,674
She is done, finished, and dead!
701
00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:29,509
Yeah!
702
00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,177
Whoo!
703
00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:34,305
Let's go!
704
00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:37,475
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
705
00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:42,147
♪ ♪
706
00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:46,026
[SCREAMING]
707
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:49,696
[CROWD CHEERING]
708
00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:52,741
[LAUGHS]
709
00:33:52,782 --> 00:33:56,911
♪ Don't lose me ♪
710
00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:59,873
[MELANCHOLY ROCK MUSIC]
711
00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:01,499
♪ ♪
712
00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:05,170
♪ Don't let go of me yet ♪
713
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:09,507
♪ ♪
714
00:34:09,549 --> 00:34:12,385
Not me at a party with booze,
715
00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:16,556
drag wrestling, and our
fucking English teacher.
716
00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:19,851
♪ And when you came ♪
717
00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:25,065
♪ All of my thoughts weren't that ♪
718
00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:27,901
♪ It goes so slow ♪
719
00:34:27,942 --> 00:34:33,531
♪ But it feels like
everything's going so fast ♪
720
00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:37,202
♪ And I've never been ♪
721
00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:41,790
♪ Loved, like, baby, at all ♪
722
00:34:41,831 --> 00:34:44,000
[MOUTHING WORDS]
723
00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:45,877
[PHONE CHIMES]
724
00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:50,256
♪ Don't lose me ♪
725
00:34:50,298 --> 00:34:54,219
♪ ♪
726
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:58,056
♪ Don't let me go away yet ♪
727
00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:00,809
♪ I... I ♪
728
00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:03,687
♪ I've never been ♪
729
00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:08,692
♪ Loved, like, baby, the
way you know me at all ♪
730
00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:14,733
♪ ♪
731
00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:22,247
What a fucking shitshow.
732
00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:23,915
So tell me again how that was easier
733
00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:25,083
than just telling Mingus
734
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,584
you didn't want to be their boyfriend.
735
00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:35,844
[CHUCKLES] I couldn't do it.
736
00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:40,140
I just...
737
00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:42,892
Mingus...
738
00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:46,730
Makes me feel like I'm a good person.
739
00:35:53,445 --> 00:35:56,614
It's kind of sad how a
teenager is the only one
740
00:35:56,656 --> 00:36:01,286
who could look at me
with, like, high regard.
741
00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:04,289
[SOFT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
742
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:07,500
♪ ♪
743
00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:09,544
[LAUGHS]
744
00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:11,880
Good thing they figured
it out on their own.
745
00:36:14,257 --> 00:36:16,384
Yeah, I'm a fucking mess.
746
00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:26,644
- Not a total mess.
- [CHUCKLES]
747
00:36:26,686 --> 00:36:32,686
♪ ♪
748
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:39,324
[DOORKNOB CLICKS OPEN]
749
00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:42,327
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
750
00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:48,369
♪ ♪
751
00:36:51,169 --> 00:36:52,379
Hi.
752
00:36:53,922 --> 00:36:59,922
Look, I have no experience with this.
753
00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:02,013
Most of the time, I'm
pretty self-contained,
754
00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:03,056
you know?
755
00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:04,641
I've had to be.
756
00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:09,396
So I don't really know
how to handle messiness.
757
00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:12,732
What are you saying?
758
00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:15,443
I've slept with a lot of guys.
759
00:37:15,485 --> 00:37:17,529
I mean, more than some
people would think,
760
00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:22,659
but you're the only man
I've ever woken up with.
761
00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:26,496
And that scares me.
762
00:37:35,588 --> 00:37:37,632
I have a proposition for you.
763
00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:40,510
Oh, I can't do meth. I
have a weak constitution.
764
00:37:40,552 --> 00:37:42,804
[LAUGHS] You're so dumb.
765
00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:46,975
If you promise to stop saying
766
00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:49,978
that each time we have
sex is the last time,
767
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:52,731
then we don't have to
tell Brodie anything.
768
00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:59,487
Maybe we don't have to
tell Brodie anything yet.
769
00:37:59,529 --> 00:38:02,449
[THE BLUE'S "GAMES"]
770
00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:05,452
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
771
00:38:05,493 --> 00:38:11,493
♪ ♪
772
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:16,963
♪ All the games that you
and I've been playing ♪
773
00:38:17,005 --> 00:38:19,758
♪ ♪
774
00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:23,261
♪ They don't hit me quite the same ♪
775
00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:26,097
♪ ♪
776
00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:30,352
♪ 'Cause all the games that
you and I've been playing ♪
777
00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:32,812
♪ ♪
778
00:38:32,854 --> 00:38:36,316
♪ They don't hit me quite the same ♪
779
00:38:36,358 --> 00:38:40,362
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
780
00:38:40,403 --> 00:38:43,448
♪ Baby ♪
781
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:46,284
♪ I feel alive ♪
782
00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:49,329
♪ I feel alive ♪
783
00:38:49,371 --> 00:38:53,124
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
784
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:56,211
♪ Baby ♪
785
00:38:56,252 --> 00:38:58,380
♪ I feel alive ♪
786
00:38:58,421 --> 00:39:03,510
♪ ♪
787
00:39:03,551 --> 00:39:07,138
♪ Ooh ♪
788
00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:09,974
♪ Now, baby, baby, I ♪
789
00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:13,561
- ♪ Oh, ooh ♪
- [PHONE BUZZES]
790
00:39:13,603 --> 00:39:16,481
♪ Now, baby, baby, I ♪
791
00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:20,235
- ♪ Oh, ooh ♪
- [PHONE BUZZES]
792
00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:26,276
♪ Now, baby, baby, I, oh, ooh ♪
793
00:39:26,574 --> 00:39:32,574
♪ Now, baby, baby, I, oh, ooh ♪
794
00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:38,872
♪ Now, baby, baby, I, oh, ooh ♪
795
00:39:39,337 --> 00:39:40,964
Fuck.
796
00:39:51,808 --> 00:39:54,519
BOTH: Hi.
797
00:40:01,234 --> 00:40:02,234
[CHUCKLES]
798
00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:06,531
Wow.
799
00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:10,452
- He really never came, huh?
- Hmm.
800
00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:16,374
Did you have fun at the party?
801
00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:17,876
Um...
802
00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,547
You want some cake?
803
00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:26,760
Yes. Yes, please.
804
00:40:26,801 --> 00:40:29,471
Oh, my God. [CHUCKLES]
805
00:40:29,512 --> 00:40:34,559
So what happened?
806
00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:39,356
Mm, well...
807
00:40:39,397 --> 00:40:40,940
I realized...
808
00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:46,071
I am so my mother's daughter.
809
00:40:46,112 --> 00:40:50,450
Mm, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
810
00:40:50,492 --> 00:40:52,327
Depends on the day.
811
00:40:52,369 --> 00:40:55,205
[LIGHT SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]
812
00:40:55,246 --> 00:40:57,123
But mostly a good thing.
813
00:41:01,503 --> 00:41:02,796
Okay.
814
00:41:04,756 --> 00:41:07,759
Happy birthday, Mingus.
815
00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:10,887
[LAUGHS] Happy birthday, me.
816
00:41:10,929 --> 00:41:13,682
[LAUGHS]
817
00:41:13,723 --> 00:41:16,476
- It's really good.
- It is.
818
00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:23,274
[UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
819
00:41:23,316 --> 00:41:29,316
♪ ♪
820
00:41:29,317 --> 00:41:34,317
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