All language subtitles for 举起手来 Hands Up

Young men and old men,

Young women and old women.

A group of little devils come to our village.

Flags are on their guns.

Beard is under their noses.

They rob us and kill us.

Flowerish girls.

Bah!

"Hands up!"

Hello everyone. I'm Xiao Wei.

Today I'm the host of this channel.

The stories in the past.

Behind me,

You can see a famous university with a-hundred-year history.

I'm studying in this university now.

The story I'm going to talk about today

begins in this university.

Considering it's a story in the past,

I need to talk about my mom first.

When my mom was in my age,

she was one of students in this university as well.

However,

what she faced is a chaotic period.

That period affected my mom's generation.

Deeply and catastrophically.

Alas.

Those stories are too sad to recall.

Just let them go.

Let's get to the point.

Focus on the stories in the past.

Things can be really coincident.

My grandmother, who is my mom's mom,

was also our university's student,

when she was in my age.

Today what I'm going to tell you

is the story of my mom's mom, my grandmother.

When my grandmother was in the university,

Japanese aggressors were everywhere.

Those Japanese aggressors often intruded universities

to arrest patriotic students.

And those who were arrested

never came back alive.

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

Hurry.

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

You fool, its' full of bullets and gunpowder.

It's too dangerous to touch.

Plane.

Uncle.

Those stocks are very important.

Don't give out any information about them.

Don't worry. It's not my first time to do this.

I know the rules.

I never ask what I shouldn't ask.

What's inside?

Why is it so heavy?

The thing inside

is a national treasure.

National treasure.

Japanese aggressors are going to be over.

They want to steal a gold Bodhisattva statue from China

and secretly send it overseas.

We got the message,

and took it back.

Before the aggressors come back,

you must return it to the village,

and hide it.

Okay.
We will lead the aggressors forward for a while,

then we will come back.

Send it back to the base area as soon as possible.

Got it.

Bodhisattva.

Gold Bodhisattva.

But.

But.

You son of donkey.

Why you fart when I'm singing.

Should me sing or not?

Nobody.

Who else can exist here,

besides my donkey and I?

Don't tell me the Bodhisattva becomes alive.

Is it a real

Bodhisattva?

Are you alive?

I'm alive.

Help me.

You are truly alive.

Let me out.

Bodhisattva.

Listen to me clearly.

Let me out.

Bodhisattva

with the infinite compassion and mercy,

In my whole life,

I, old Guo, have never done anything guilty.

Just when I was eighteen,

I touched the boobs of Sun Er's wife.

But she moved to Zhang Village afterwards.

I have never seen her again.

Bodhisattva,

Bodhisattva, please forgive me.

I have old parents and young children.

I beg you, please let me out.

Alright, alright, alright. I let you out.

How can you become alive?

It hurts.

I can't see.

I can't see anything.

Mom.

Just like this.

My grandmother somehow

was rescued by a confused man.

Meanwhile, she was confusingly

involved into

a more thrilling experience.

Because they had wasted a lot valuable time on the road,

they failed to reach the village

before the aggressors came out.

They learnt later that

the aggressors contributed all troop strengths

to get the Bodhisattva statue back

and block all of roads into the mountains.

But Chinese's landmine

usually made the aggressors realize that

how difficult their trip could be.

Therefore, the imperial Japanese Army at that time

usually marched like this.

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

Tycoon asks you,

how far the Stone Bridge Village is?

Not very far, it's ahead of you.

Have a cold, have a cold.

The weather is quite cool.

Su...summer cold

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

Good. Tycoon is going to commandeer your donkey cart.

Tycoon, you can't do this.

I live in the Stone Bridge Village.

I need to go home.

Tycoon is heading to the Stone Bridge Village.

Drive your donkey cart and lead the way.

-That way. -Okay.

This way, this way, this way.

Stop.

Tycoon wants to give a talk to all villagers.

Why the donkey leaves by itself?

My donkey knows the way to home.

After I unload my cart,

I will come back immediately.

Alas, you son of donkey.

Where are you going? You beast.

You even forget where you were born.

Who do you think you are?

Forget your ancestors. I'm going to make donkey fuck your mother.

Alas, are you making fucking oblique accusations?

I'm just scolding my donkey.

What?

You beast.

How can you be such a coward in front of your master?

You need to be whipped.

Tycoon.

There's an old stone bridge behind the Stone Bridge Village.

It's the only way into the mountains.

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

Tycoon says,

he's sorry to disturb you, he asks your pardon.

Tycoon is here to protect you.

There is a bunch of bandits.

They robbed the Imperial Army's train

and took the Imperial Army's treasure.

If anyone knows where the treasure is,

must tell us immediately.

Before the treasure is found,

the way into the mountain needs to be blocked.

Nobody is allowed to get in or out.

Also, to avoid troubles,

all the men in the village need to compromise a little.

This way, this way, this way.

This way.

This way.

Go and grasp some clothes.

Flowerish girl.

Where are you going?

My clothes!

Just run for your life! Stop thinking about your clothes.

I can't lose my clothes.

You can get you clothes later. Go!

It's you again.

Who are these guys?

This is my son.

These two are my grandsons.

Hurry. Call him henchman.

Call him master.

It so happened that

tycoon need a cook.

You two go and cook some food for tycoon.

You two little guys don't be lazy.

Follow this tycoon to fetch water.

Remember to bring fresh spring.

Tycoon.

Flower.

Flowerish girl.

What is the result?

Flowerish girl.

Flowerish girl.

Flowerish girl.

Flowerish girl.

What?

Flowerish girl.

You bastard.

Flowerish girl.

Alas, wait.

What did you put in the pot?

Black beans.

Black beans? Are these for human?

Of course not.

You will fart a lot if you eat them.

Then why did you put black beans in the pot?

We don't have other food.

Don't lie to me.

Here is some flour.

We just found it from those unruly villagers' houses.

Cook it for tycoon. Make some noodles.

Uncle.

Could you bring my clothes for me, please?

Stop talking.

You are a man now.

Master.

Do you have flowerish girls or not?

-Flowerish girl. -Flowerish girl.

Yes, yes, yes.

-Flowerish girl, flowerish girl, flowerish girl.

Where?

In the back yard.

You see?

Its name is flowerish girl.

She has already bred three broods of chicks.

Look at her flowerish pattern.

Flowerish girl.

Flowerish girl. Flowerish girl.

Enough.

It's enough to make him feel uncomfortable.

Put some more ingredients in it.

Tycoon.

The spring water of this village is very famous.

In the past, it is the specialized tribute to the emperor.

Please have a taste.

Gentlemen, according to my deduction,

it is possible that the Bodhisattva statue is hidden

in this village.

Wish you gentlemen can carry forward

our Imperial Army's brave spirit.

Must be dedicated to duties.

More sentries are needed outside the village

to prevent the Eight Route Army secretly transport

the Bodhisattva statue into the mountains.

When we get the Bodhisattva statue,

kill all villagers inside the temple immediately.

It's for warning.

Yes.

How is it?

Taste good?

Go, give it to the pigs.

Pigs.

It's done, it's done.

It's done. It's done. It's done.

The food for tycoons and pigs is done.

Stop.

You child looks good.

You, serve the meal

for tycoon.

Do it nicely.

(Japanese)

We've done the work.

Let us leave.

The pigs here eat so well.

They even have noodles.

Tycoon, tycoon.

Tycoon.

You, you,

You can't drink it.

Hurry, hurry.

Uncle.

Where should we head to later?

Let's run toward the back mountains.

Then tell me the way.

I will go find the clothes by myself.

Why are you so stubborn?

Why are you citizens so finicky?

You disdain our clothes that much?

I don't disdain your clothes.

Just my clothes are too important.

The clothes are more important than your life?

The village is full of aggressors now.

You wanna return.

You wanna kill yourself?

It is because aggressors are in the village.

I can't lose that clothes.

You delicate girl.

Why are you so difficult to communicate?

If you want to return, return by yourself.

I won't be your company.

Go. You go.

I don't know this place.

Where should I go?

You don't go? Then I'll go.

Uncle.

-Uncle. -Uncle.

My delicate girl.

Just hurry up.

It's about to rain.

At this time.

You, you shouldn't stand high.

Shouldn't stand high.

The thunder

will strike things on a high place.

But if you don't tramp over this mountain,

you won't meet the guerrilla.

Let's go.

The thunder will never strike good people.

After passing this beacon tower,

we will go down the mountain.

You have good eyesight.

Look around for us.

See if there's any aggressor.

There is.

Go.

People should stand high,

especially

when it's raining.

I told you.

The thunder

will never strike good people.

Uncle, why your words are so efficacious?

Why the thunder follows your order?

This mountain ridge is called Thunder God Ridge.

Look at that.

That small temple is called Thunder God Temple.

I went there and prayed yesterday.

Of course the thunder heard me.

Don't say there's only one aggressor.

Even there are two or three...

There are really more aggressors!

Girl.

Jump.

Let's jump together.

There's an old saying. How to say?

We will rather die than what?

We will rather die than be slaves.

Yes.

We will rather die than be slaves.

Let's show those Japanese cowards.

What is backbone. Right?

Uncle.

Uncle.

Captain.

My captain.

Flo...flowerish girl.

Flowerish girl.

You stay here.

Don't step away.

Don't dare to step away.

Every living man in this village,

are locked in this temple by the aggressors.

Are all landmines available?

Yes.

Transport the Bodhisattva statue first.

Lead the army to the Stone Bridge Village.

You stay here.

I wanna go with you.

It's not for playing.

I wanna look for my clothes.

Why you keep saying this?

What clothes?

There's a notebook inside my clothes' pocket.

It is the record of Japanese aggressors' germ warfare.

A secret Communist Party member risked his life

to send this evidence out.

But

I lost it.

Where are the clothes?

Everything was so chaotic then.

Maybe I put it under the feeding trough.

Tycoon, tycoon, tycoon.

Tycoon.

Water. Who has water?

Captain Tian will be here soon.

This is the best gift

for him.

Order the troops to check soldiers' bearings.

Load your guns. Make strict precautions.

Gather.

Gather. Gather. Gather.

Catch it.

Go search.

Search again.

Is that okay?

Nanny.

Please watch the thing inside carefully.

Don't worry.

I need to go.

Don't worry.

Girl.

Take the gun.

How to fire?

I'm coming.

What are you doing?

Nice person.

My captain.

Hurry. Bring him to the back mountains to find the army.

You have walked this road. Don't you remember?

How about you?

This trouble is caused by me. I will solve it.

Go. Go.

Go. You go quickly.

I hate foreign aggressors.

Those who abuse our country

and bully our people can't be forgiven.

My nephew has a brave heart and high fighting skills.

He is ready to disguise himself and sneak into the enemy's camp.

I wish he would kill the bastards and take revenge.

Under the sky there's no where for the bastards to hide.

(Japanese)

Don't shoot! Take them alive!

Uncle Guo didn't know how to use the aggressors' grenade.

He didn't become a martyr.

My grandmother learnt this later.

After plucking out the ring of the aggressors' grenade,

you need to strike it to make it explode.

It was lucky that Uncle Guo didn't become a martyr.

Because the story after that was more interesting.

(Japanese)

If you tell us where's the tycoon's treasure,

you will... will... will not be burned.

I know.

You tell him.

Didn't he want to know

where is the treasure?

There's no way.

Tycoon, give him to me.

I don't believe I can't tame him.

Brat.

Do you cough?

Do you get cold?

I'll give you a good roast.

Make you sweat.

I don't care.

I'm Sun Wukong

inside the Lord Lao Zi's furnace.

The Imperial Army is so lack of manner.

That is tycoon's treasure.

Bullshit.

That's the Bodhisattva.

It's a Chinese treasure.

You are all thieves.

All of you are thieves.

Thieves.

Tycoon, he won't be stubborn after a while.

Because I deduce that

the treasure is still in this village.

That a big and heavy thing

cannot be transported across the river.

If they want to send it into the mountains.

They must pass that old stone bridge.

That bridge is under our control.

I suggest to blow up that bridge.

Block the retreat road of the Eighth Route Army.

Then we can walk slowly.

Why are you here?

The Children's Corps' tunnel

reached here yesterday.

How is it? Comfortable?

Yeah, comfortable.

So comfortable.

Burn, keep burning.

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

Tycoon.

Spread your legs.

That's right.

Tycoon, this way.

Tycoon, grasp the rope.

I will pull you up.

Tycoon.

We are surrounded by the Eighth Route Army.

Uncle, you go to the aggressors' truck.

How to use this gun? Why can't I hit the target?

Use this.

Take aim like this.

Then you aim at the aggressors and pull here.

Tycoon.

Finally you speak.

Speak quickly.

Where... where is the treasure?

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

You speak Japanese after being burnt?

Bastard.

How dare you to scold me?

How dare you?

Put more firewood into the fire.

Bastard.

I'm captain Watanabe.

Water. Find me some water.

Send someone to tell the Eighth Route Army.

If they don't give us the Bodhisattva statue,

we will burn all the villagers in the temple to die.

Tycoon.

Tycoon.

Tycoon.

Tycoon, drop the red quilt fast.

Burn. Burn them all to die.

Kid, where can I find water?

Anywhere with water is controlled by the Eighth Route Army.

But come near, let me tell you.

I know where you can find watermelon.

Watermelon?

Where?

Tycoon.

Tycoon.

Tycoon.

Tycoon.

I didn't find water.

But I find this for you.

So it is.

(Japanese)

(Japanese)

Ty...ty...ty...tycoon.

Hands up!

Hands up!

My dad's dad, which is my grandfather,

invaded China with Japanese Army at that time.

He had done a lot of bad things.

When he passed away, he leaved us a wil.

He told me to come to China,

and apologize to all Chinese people being abused on behalf of him.

Hi, this is what my grandmother experienced.

My grandmother told this story

to my mom.

After that,

my mom told this story to me.

Now I told this story

to you guys.

I wish you could keep following our channel.

Stories in the past.

Telling some stories in the past

is interesting sometimes, isn't it?

Also, I bring you a song from that period.

Young men and old men,

Young women and old women.

A group of ghosts come to our village.

Flags are on their guns.

Beard is under their noses.

They rob us and kill us.

Young men and old men, young women and old women.

hold the weapens and become an army,

walk out of the village following the Eighth Route Army,

The landmines break the traitor's legs.

The bayonets scare the aggressors to death.

Who dare to bully our Chinese people,

whose neck will be cut by our swords.

Young men and old men,

Young men and old men.

So it is.