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All right, everybody!
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Who's ready for "Billy & 2 Scoops?"
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Stand by for first team.
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I don't get it.
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The show has always
been called "2 Scoops."
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They can't just add Billy
to the title for no reason.
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Marcus, honey, they have a great reason.
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- Everyone loves Billy!
- I know I do.
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But I'm the lead. So what?
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Billy gets a few laughs.
Now, he's the next Urkel?
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I mean, even Billy's fanclub
is twice the size of mine.
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Well, he's twice as funny.
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Stop it. Your dad is so bad.
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Well, at least he's not my real dad.
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You know, you should thank
your lucky stars for that.
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Hmm?
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You'd still be living in a taxi cab
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if your unhinged father
didn't go to jail.
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Go, take your mark.
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All right. We're gettin' ready to go.
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All right, gang,
we've got a great show for you today.
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We hope you all...
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Okay, here we go.
Ready, three, two, one.
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- Mmm.
- Lenny Scoops, you slow down!
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You'll hurt your tummy.
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Oh, yeah?
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Tell that to my sweet tooth!
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We have to open the ice cream store.
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I wonder what's taking Billy so long?
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He's so cute!
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Marcus!
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Marcus, it's your line.
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Oh!
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Oh, my fucking God! Holy shit!
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Who's a good boy now, Billy?
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God! Oh, shit!
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Line?
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Hello?
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Anybody in there?
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How the hell am I supposed
to pick up this package?
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Cross the moat.
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Hell no! You go.
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Uh, that water is gross as fuck.
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I'm not swimming in that toilet river.
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This doesn't make any sense.
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I'm gonna throw a rock at it.
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Oh, great idea, genius.
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Don't you say it.
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- Um...
- Oh!
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- Right here.
- I... I told you so.
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This way.
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The fuck? Where are you goin'?
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You heard the creepy disembodied voice.
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"This way." Come on, coward.
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Getting warmer.
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Now he's giggling.
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I can't believe you're enjoying this.
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Oh, come on. It's like a haunted house.
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The smoke, the creepy
lighting. I'm half expecting
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a vampire to just pop out
of the smoke and say...
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Hello.
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God... Oh, my God.
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You got me, man.
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Oh, please tell me you live down here.
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Oh, no. I don't live down here.
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Twist!
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I don't have time for this tomfoolery.
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Show yourself.
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Why would I reveal my face?
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You see, there's power in anonymity.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you Calypso?
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What?
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I read that name everywhere.
"Believe in Calypso."
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- "Calypso is real."
- Yeah! Are you him?
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- I guess that means yes.
- Huh.
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Secret compartment. Choice.
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Hey, Calypso, I usually
get a supply bump
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when picking up deliveries.
We need gas, man.
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The package is what you've earned.
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No more, no less, no free handouts.
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Well, can we at least get a peek inside?
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Or a deep dish for the road?
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What are you gonna do with a dish?
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It's not a dish, dummy. It's a pizza.
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Oh, my God. Have you never had pizza?
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Oh, we have to try it. It's like, uh...
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imagine a wheel made
of bread and cheese.
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- Oh, fuck. I want that.
- Yeah, we want that.
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You have what you need. Now, get.
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Take it back to Raven
like a good milkman.
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Your San Francisco
treat awaits. Ding ding.
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This is really well done.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and John, may all
your wishes come true.
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I mean, I gotta hand
it to that Calypso guy.
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What a showman. Do you think that steam
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was actually coming from the pipes,
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or do you think it was dry ice
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that he filtered in for ambiance.
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I'm more concerned with making it
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to New San Francisco in one piece.
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Just let me take the wheel.
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I got it. See?
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We can't go back the
way we came after Topeka,
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so now we're gonna have to
go north and hook back around.
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There's a Pits.
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Cool. That sounds awesome.
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- Should we stop at the Taints after?
- Funny.
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It's an old milkman pitstop.
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You stop off, share
intel on delivery routes,
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gas up, maybe get some chow.
Shit, maybe even a shower.
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Uh, why the fuck didn't
we stop by one sooner?
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Well, 'cause there are
only two of them left.
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They have very strict ground rules.
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Rule one... don't talk about your job.
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No one cares what you're moving,
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but what you're getting paid...
that's a different story,
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- so we leave it at the door.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Rule two... no weapons allowed.
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Anything can be a weapon.
I stabbed you with a pen.
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What about your hands?
You can strangle, pummel.
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- You can thumb-fuck the eyes.
- Your hands aren't that strong.
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- They seem pretty strong to me.
- I'll pull over.
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Why would you do that?
We're on a schedule.
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Woah! Oh, got it. Oh...
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Roberts for Agent Stone.
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Come in Agent Stone.
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- Go for Stone.
- Agent Stone, sir, it's...
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Look, this better be about
the mute and the milkman.
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Sir, it's the clown.
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Sweet Tooth hit our Colorado outpost,
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just like Utah and the dam.
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He killed everyone and
took the prisoners with him.
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Fuck! Ah! Ugh!
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No. Oh, no.
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Also, not urgent,
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but there was a small
snafu at the motor pool.
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Minor collision, Jamie
and I are fine but...
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Shut up, he doesn't want to hear it.
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- You don't know that.
- Uh, sir, everything's fine.
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Listen.
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Nevada, Utah, Colorado.
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These are not just random attacks.
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That smiley faced son of
a bitch is going somewhere.
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Now, don't go asking for
different drink flavors.
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You get what you get,
and you don't get upset.
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So, eat up and take your shits.
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Maybe play some pick-up basketball.
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No snack for you. You're with me.
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- Come on.
- Sure.
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Harold! You're in charge.
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- Uh, everything okay?
- Ah, sweet of you to ask.
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Look at my fan club. Growing every day.
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But not everybody believed in me.
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We didn't just stop
here for poops and hoops.
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We're here for something important.
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What?
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Closure.
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Ow! Steering wheel. Ugh.
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Evelyn leave a love mark?
She likes to play rough.
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- She's not a real girl, John.
- I know.
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So, this is where the milkmen hang out.
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Wow, it really is the pits.
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All right, let's divide and conquer.
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My thoughts exactly.
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I bless you an honorary milkman.
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You gas up, I supply up.
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Hey.
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Hey piss flaps, I was next.
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At least get a girl off
before treating her like shit.
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I outta choke you.
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Ooh, promise?
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Bye, Grady.
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He's got nothing.
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Tiny little penis.
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You're up.
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Thanks.
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I thought, uh, weapons weren't allowed.
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Oops!
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I haven't seen you around here.
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Are you taking over a territory?
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Oh, no. I'm here with...
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Johnny?
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Mary?
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Oh, my God.
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Hmm.
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Hi.
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You left me for dead, asshole!
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I thought you were dead, asshole!
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I guess you two know each other?
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What... wait-wait-wait-wait.
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You're with this son of a bitch?
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How clenched do you think
his butthole is right now?
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Oh, I'm gonna guess it's pretty tight.
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Mm-hm, like a teeny tiny starfish.
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Did you miss me?
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So seven shots in,
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Johnny bets me he can surf his car.
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We go out in the parking
lot. He gets Evelyn to 60.
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And as he climbs
through the window, bam!
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His ass ragdolls on the concrete.
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Just blood pouring out of his head.
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It's so funny,
because he told me that he got that scar
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from a seven-on-one vulture car chase.
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That's how I got the other scar.
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- Mm-hm.
- Uh-huh.
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So, how did you two meet?
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My mother, may she rest in peace,
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ran one of the first pits
in sunny San Juan Capistrano.
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When she croaked, I took over
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and Johnny would pass through to, um...
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what'cha call it?
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Drain your tank?
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Fill her up.
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Nuzzle the guzzle.
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C'mon, man.
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Then a gang of burnouts
torched the place.
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A blessing in disguise, honestly.
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I would've done anything to
get the hell out of there.
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Johnny knows.
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I heard about the fire.
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And you didn't come back for me?
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- They said nobody survived.
- Well this bitch did.
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Luckily, I knew a place in a church
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where no one could find me.
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The bell tower? Oh, my God.
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I haven't thought about
that place in ages.
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- All the bird shit!
- The bird shit!
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Of course that's what you remember.
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- We made love there.
- So now you're a milkman.
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Mm-hm. No thanks to you.
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I always wanted to be a milkman,
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but no one took me seriously.
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Ain't that right, Johnny?
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So what's your story, hm?
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No way you're driving cars.
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I mean, that ass is way too perky.
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I'm from the OC where
they cut off body parts
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and wear them like jewelry.
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Sounds fun.
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Never leave a woman's glass empty.
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Shots on Johnny!
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Yeah, lucky me.
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Okay, Quiet. Look, about Mary...
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Oh my gosh, you weren't
a virgin when I met you?
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I could give two soggy
dumps about your ex.
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You're dicking around.
We're on a schedule.
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Dicking around?
Before you came up, I found out
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there was a vultures nest
a few clicks from here
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that we definitely
would have driven into.
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I say we butter up these
milkmen with a few buttery nips.
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Get what intel we can and
get the hell out of here.
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Okay fine. One more drink.
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Yeah.
257
00:13:58,935 --> 00:14:01,261
Hey, hey, hey!
258
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,169
All right!
259
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:07,055
- Whoa!
- Bloody Mary's a character, isn't she?
260
00:14:07,882 --> 00:14:10,093
Bloody Mary, really?
261
00:14:10,104 --> 00:14:11,304
Hey, you're laughing,
262
00:14:11,315 --> 00:14:13,501
but she's made more runs than anyone.
263
00:14:13,512 --> 00:14:15,514
She'll wipe out a whole vultures nest
264
00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,277
just for craps and cackles.
265
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,110
Nicknames mean a lot out here.
266
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,866
We all got one.
267
00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:24,469
Pizza Boy,
268
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,648
Petunia,
269
00:14:26,211 --> 00:14:28,371
Pit Viper.
270
00:14:29,152 --> 00:14:31,249
Well, I can't wait to hear yours.
271
00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:34,553
They call me Mr. Slam.
272
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,665
- Why?
- 'Cause I can crush anything
273
00:14:38,676 --> 00:14:40,403
with my massive penis.
274
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,512
Sorry.
275
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:48,933
You have a shower here?
276
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,059
Out back.
277
00:14:50,503 --> 00:14:54,581
We got everything to take
the road ass right off of you.
278
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,643
Here.
279
00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,597
For your nooks and crannies.
280
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,683
Mr. Slam, don't you
worry about my crannies.
281
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,186
- Pizza, baby!
- Pizza, baby.
282
00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:05,573
- Pizza.
- I'm Pizza guy.
283
00:15:05,584 --> 00:15:09,245
- Yeah. People love pizza.
- You never lose.
284
00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:12,610
You never trust a guy
that wears a jacket inside.
285
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,381
Yeah, you fuckin' hang up on him.
286
00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:16,976
You know, my parents sent me here
287
00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:19,831
because I got in a
disagreement with my co-star.
288
00:15:19,842 --> 00:15:22,277
Well, actually, they
sent me to the kiddy ward.
289
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,590
And then I moved to the
juvie wellness center.
290
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,834
Oh, and then finally got
bumped up to Blackfield
291
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:28,597
after I murdered my roommate.
292
00:15:28,608 --> 00:15:31,672
Trust me, that guy was a psychopath.
293
00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:33,435
What did he do?
294
00:15:33,446 --> 00:15:36,283
He thought Chris Kirkpatrick
was the best member of NSYNC.
295
00:15:36,294 --> 00:15:38,296
Are you nuts?
296
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,683
But this... this is where I grew up.
297
00:15:42,725 --> 00:15:44,060
It was hard at first.
298
00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:45,644
Nobody came to see me.
299
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,772
Not even my parents.
300
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,566
They said they would, but they lied!
301
00:15:53,304 --> 00:15:56,307
You felt alone. I get it.
302
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:58,532
Don't make this about you, Stuart.
303
00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,754
- It's unbecoming.
- Sorry.
304
00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:05,383
Then I got to know the guys in here.
305
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,917
And guess what?
306
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:10,836
They were just like me.
307
00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:12,532
Yeah.
308
00:16:12,543 --> 00:16:17,158
Blackfield was the best
ten years of my 25-to-life.
309
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:22,688
Hold onto your butt crack.
310
00:16:22,699 --> 00:16:24,326
We're going in.
311
00:16:26,455 --> 00:16:29,719
Home, sweet home.
312
00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:32,451
Huh, still smells the same.
313
00:16:46,515 --> 00:16:48,082
Your co-star was a dog?
314
00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:50,053
Fuck Billy, that son of a bitch!
315
00:16:50,345 --> 00:16:53,640
Uh, sorry, Mommy. I-I
didn't mean to swear.
316
00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:58,164
Stu, meet my mommy.
317
00:16:58,175 --> 00:17:00,594
Mommy, meet my Stu.
318
00:17:00,951 --> 00:17:02,961
Hi, Wesley. That's right.
319
00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:04,974
I still won't call you dad.
320
00:17:05,096 --> 00:17:07,765
You-you locked your parents in here.
321
00:17:10,432 --> 00:17:13,393
I wrote. I tried calling.
322
00:17:13,561 --> 00:17:15,276
They ignored me.
323
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:17,862
They always ignored me.
324
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:21,115
So when the world ended and
the cell block opened up,
325
00:17:21,157 --> 00:17:25,036
I tracked them down
and I left them in here to rot,
326
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,872
just like they left me!
327
00:17:29,812 --> 00:17:33,076
You, uh, you got their attention now.
328
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,614
Yeah, I do.
329
00:17:40,957 --> 00:17:43,877
Mommy, Wesley,
330
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:47,016
I never wanted to try
out for that sitcom.
331
00:17:47,058 --> 00:17:48,559
I was perfectly happy
332
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,020
doing summer stock in the Berkshires.
333
00:17:51,062 --> 00:17:53,981
But you needed a Lexus!
334
00:17:54,346 --> 00:17:56,014
You were my parents.
335
00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:58,986
You were supposed to be my biggest fans!
336
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,072
And you know what?
337
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,407
I don't need you assholes,
338
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,900
because I have found my people.
339
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:10,039
And those guys out there?
340
00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:13,863
They love me for me!
341
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,717
It's okay.
342
00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:24,011
I don't need you!
343
00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:36,707
And that concludes our tour!
344
00:18:55,614 --> 00:18:58,868
Ooh, I'd kill for those areolas.
345
00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:00,340
Bump?
346
00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:02,091
Uh, nah.
347
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,552
All right.
348
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,181
Ah.
349
00:19:08,141 --> 00:19:09,557
I know that brand.
350
00:19:09,568 --> 00:19:11,862
You lost a finger and you
got the law on your ass?
351
00:19:12,158 --> 00:19:14,512
Are you crazy or just unlucky?
352
00:19:14,523 --> 00:19:16,149
Bit of both, I guess.
353
00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:17,751
Me too.
354
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:19,681
Check it.
355
00:19:21,269 --> 00:19:24,240
- You got those from law?
- A few of them.
356
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:26,240
Mostly from being a pedestrian.
357
00:19:26,313 --> 00:19:28,398
After the fire, I had to start fresh.
358
00:19:28,721 --> 00:19:32,580
I got this one from playing
possum with some butchers.
359
00:19:33,357 --> 00:19:34,507
Between you and me,
360
00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:36,811
grilled dude tastes not that bad.
361
00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:40,880
Hey, you're on my shit.
362
00:19:41,394 --> 00:19:42,729
Oops.
363
00:19:52,489 --> 00:19:55,117
So what's it like driving with Johnny?
364
00:19:55,217 --> 00:19:58,261
Is it as wet and wild
as he always said it would be?
365
00:19:58,272 --> 00:20:01,359
He would say wet and wild.
366
00:20:01,573 --> 00:20:04,046
Riding with John is mostly irritating.
367
00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:07,656
I'm sure I'll get used to it.
It's only been a couple days.
368
00:20:07,726 --> 00:20:09,853
You just met and you're
already goin' on rides?
369
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,211
I mean, just this one job.
370
00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:16,141
Well, must be nice.
371
00:20:16,152 --> 00:20:17,768
Johnny always said it
would be too dangerous
372
00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:19,739
for me to ride with him.
373
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,378
Milkman have an expiration date,
374
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,349
blah, blah, blah.
375
00:20:24,466 --> 00:20:27,010
Guess I had to figure it out for myself.
376
00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:32,855
Listen, I wouldn't
read too much into it.
377
00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:35,274
It's not like he lets me drive his car.
378
00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:38,121
Of course not.
379
00:20:38,132 --> 00:20:41,302
But I see the way he looks at you.
380
00:20:41,313 --> 00:20:42,564
He likes you.
381
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,121
Like, like likes you.
382
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:48,986
But he will never
pick you over that car.
383
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:53,927
Evelyn is his ride or die.
384
00:20:53,938 --> 00:20:56,357
Till death do they part.
385
00:20:57,963 --> 00:21:00,811
But what do I know?
386
00:21:00,822 --> 00:21:03,992
Maybe he likes you behind the wheel.
387
00:21:04,122 --> 00:21:06,708
Or the wheel behind you.
388
00:21:09,298 --> 00:21:11,467
Naptime's over, fuck-os!
389
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,230
Time to go...
390
00:21:16,922 --> 00:21:20,666
No! Harold, why did you kill everybody?
391
00:21:28,905 --> 00:21:31,312
Oh, shit. Get down!
392
00:21:35,881 --> 00:21:38,509
It's gonna be maggot
Thanksgiving down there.
393
00:21:38,587 --> 00:21:40,304
That's a good one, Carl.
394
00:21:40,315 --> 00:21:42,265
Jamie, you and your brother,
back with me to base.
395
00:21:42,276 --> 00:21:43,527
Mike, get another guy.
396
00:21:43,538 --> 00:21:46,624
Double taps on everybody,
collect their weapons.
397
00:21:46,718 --> 00:21:48,023
Uh-huh.
398
00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:50,495
And grab the clown's mask.
399
00:21:50,506 --> 00:21:52,592
I want it for my wall.
400
00:21:52,861 --> 00:21:54,154
Let's go.
401
00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:58,570
Come on, Ev, drink up.
402
00:22:01,076 --> 00:22:04,428
Damn, running water
always makes me have to go.
403
00:22:07,699 --> 00:22:09,660
Oh fuck, Mare!
404
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:10,914
Do you mind?
405
00:22:10,925 --> 00:22:13,177
No.
406
00:22:15,853 --> 00:22:19,315
So Johnny, what brings you out east?
407
00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:21,908
- Pfft! Are you serious?
- Yeah.
408
00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:23,542
I mean, come on! My job!
409
00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:25,856
You know I can't give you the deets.
410
00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:29,037
Your job.
411
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,285
John Doe would never leave California.
412
00:22:31,296 --> 00:22:32,380
It gets too cold,
413
00:22:32,391 --> 00:22:35,657
and he doesn't like goosepimples.
414
00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:37,815
Maybe it's a really good job.
415
00:22:37,826 --> 00:22:39,662
- Oh!
- Ooohh!
416
00:22:39,673 --> 00:22:42,092
Maybe that's why you need a partner.
417
00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:43,595
No, okay, it's not like I recruited her.
418
00:22:43,606 --> 00:22:45,399
She kinda just fell in my lap.
419
00:22:45,521 --> 00:22:47,189
- Mmm.
- I didn't mean like that.
420
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,952
Look, Quiet saved my ass.
421
00:22:49,004 --> 00:22:52,007
If it wasn't for her, I'd
be road sauce right now.
422
00:22:52,018 --> 00:22:54,145
Oh, I mean, I've been
doin' it alone for a while.
423
00:22:54,156 --> 00:22:55,866
I seem to be doin' fine.
424
00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:57,962
Oh.
425
00:22:57,973 --> 00:22:59,766
- Unless you're gettin' soft.
- Soft...
426
00:22:59,777 --> 00:23:01,946
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, gettin' soft.
427
00:23:01,957 --> 00:23:04,126
Well, good thing it's my last run.
428
00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:11,081
It's gettin' cold out
here. I'm gonna head in.
429
00:23:11,092 --> 00:23:13,886
- Your last run?
- Huh?
430
00:23:13,897 --> 00:23:16,525
Come on, you can tell me.
431
00:23:16,536 --> 00:23:18,472
You used to tell me
all kinds of crazy shit.
432
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:20,319
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay?
433
00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:22,708
And I told you shit, too.
434
00:23:22,719 --> 00:23:24,263
Well, let's just say
435
00:23:24,274 --> 00:23:27,486
I'm gonna get what I always wanted.
436
00:23:29,293 --> 00:23:30,295
No.
437
00:23:33,054 --> 00:23:35,994
- Inside?
- Mmm, oh!
438
00:23:36,005 --> 00:23:37,257
- Hey John!
- Yo!
439
00:23:37,268 --> 00:23:38,353
Thought you'd wanna know,
440
00:23:38,364 --> 00:23:39,741
Mistress Lane's about to perform.
441
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,381
I do not wanna miss that!
442
00:23:42,532 --> 00:23:44,454
- After the show, I gotta get back on the road.
- Uh-huh.
443
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,759
Because New San Francisco awaits.
444
00:23:47,097 --> 00:23:49,016
John... John!
445
00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:50,468
Are you serious?
446
00:23:50,479 --> 00:23:51,814
Jello, Mare!
447
00:23:54,286 --> 00:23:57,084
Oh, shit! Oh, I'm good!
448
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,255
Y'all in the front row,
449
00:24:01,266 --> 00:24:03,601
you're gonna get wet!
450
00:24:06,106 --> 00:24:07,440
So, how's the car?
451
00:24:07,451 --> 00:24:11,288
She's good, gassed up, and ready to go.
452
00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:13,885
You smell like fresh
forest, like camping.
453
00:24:13,982 --> 00:24:16,055
Oh! You're drunk.
454
00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:18,389
You're drunk!! And also...
455
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,706
I'm drunk.
456
00:24:19,717 --> 00:24:22,067
Slam! Slam! Slam!
457
00:24:22,078 --> 00:24:24,414
- Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!
- Slam? Slam?
458
00:24:24,425 --> 00:24:27,511
Y'all ready to see
this watermelon explode?
459
00:24:27,631 --> 00:24:29,382
Hell yeah!
460
00:24:29,446 --> 00:24:31,198
- Slam!
- Slam!
461
00:24:33,501 --> 00:24:38,380
Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!
462
00:24:38,594 --> 00:24:41,764
Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!
463
00:24:41,775 --> 00:24:44,569
Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!
464
00:24:44,642 --> 00:24:47,164
Shh! Shut the fuck up!
465
00:24:47,175 --> 00:24:49,511
Oh.
466
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,273
Gee, Johnny,
467
00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:54,079
looks like word got
out about your package.
468
00:24:54,189 --> 00:24:55,510
Guess you're not the only one
469
00:24:55,521 --> 00:24:58,899
trying to get inside
New San Francisco, huh?
470
00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:01,412
You couldn't have waited one minute?!
471
00:25:07,483 --> 00:25:09,610
You told them about New San Francisco?
472
00:25:09,621 --> 00:25:11,373
What the hell happened
to rule number one?
473
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:14,095
This is why we have rule number two!
474
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,669
I told you that was a
fuckin' stupid-ass rule!
475
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:24,823
All right, fine!
476
00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:26,920
Okay, there's no need for violence.
477
00:25:26,931 --> 00:25:29,184
I'll give you the package.
478
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,947
But who do I give it to, huh?
479
00:25:30,958 --> 00:25:32,876
Give it to you?
480
00:25:32,912 --> 00:25:34,619
How about you?
481
00:25:35,646 --> 00:25:38,154
Don't tell me you haven't
discussed amongst yourselves
482
00:25:38,165 --> 00:25:39,958
who's gonna get it.
483
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:46,043
Getting in is a pretty big prize.
484
00:25:47,455 --> 00:25:49,623
Slam!
485
00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:56,902
Quiet!
486
00:26:06,221 --> 00:26:07,560
John!
487
00:26:23,895 --> 00:26:25,647
Careful, you might nick yourself.
488
00:26:25,658 --> 00:26:27,076
Not fuckin' likely.
489
00:26:37,369 --> 00:26:39,705
What the hell is this jacket made of?
490
00:27:01,923 --> 00:27:04,467
Is this just me,
491
00:27:04,562 --> 00:27:06,647
or is this kinda hot?
492
00:27:06,698 --> 00:27:09,587
- It's kinda hot.
- Yeah. Do it.
493
00:27:09,598 --> 00:27:11,695
Fuckin' do it. Gimme another scar.
494
00:27:11,706 --> 00:27:14,500
Add it to the fucking pile!
495
00:27:16,107 --> 00:27:18,744
I would have followed
that milkman anywhere.
496
00:27:18,755 --> 00:27:22,134
All he had to do was say
"Come with me," but he didn't!
497
00:27:22,298 --> 00:27:24,259
Okay, I suffered because of him.
498
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:27,762
So fuck him if he thinks he
can waltz into a better life!
499
00:27:30,828 --> 00:27:33,038
Here's a little free advice.
500
00:27:34,476 --> 00:27:36,937
Don't let revenge ruin a second chance.
501
00:27:45,853 --> 00:27:46,937
Behind you!
502
00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,629
Goddamn, Mary.
503
00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:11,403
Hey, Slam!
504
00:28:11,414 --> 00:28:13,401
Nice dong moves.
505
00:28:26,756 --> 00:28:28,800
Stu! Stu!
506
00:28:30,179 --> 00:28:32,473
I'm so sorry.
507
00:28:32,828 --> 00:28:34,955
I didn't mean to, man.
508
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,802
Holy shit! Shit!
509
00:28:39,813 --> 00:28:41,940
I thought I killed you, man.
510
00:28:41,951 --> 00:28:44,078
You tried to kill me?!
511
00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:46,981
Uh, no?
512
00:28:48,231 --> 00:28:51,275
- No! No, no, no!
- Who did this?!
513
00:28:51,286 --> 00:28:52,996
Answer me!
514
00:28:53,007 --> 00:28:55,092
Those were my people!
515
00:28:55,103 --> 00:28:58,231
My fans!
516
00:28:58,387 --> 00:28:59,888
Oops.
517
00:28:59,899 --> 00:29:01,442
Fuck-Fuckin' Stone! It was Stone!
518
00:29:01,453 --> 00:29:02,829
Stone did this, man!
519
00:29:05,270 --> 00:29:07,522
Please! Please! Please!
520
00:29:07,668 --> 00:29:09,795
I can help! I can help!
521
00:29:09,806 --> 00:29:11,307
I know where Stone is!
522
00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,790
Wait! Stone hurt you.
523
00:29:14,952 --> 00:29:17,037
He can help hurt him back.
524
00:29:22,044 --> 00:29:25,214
You want a pet? Fine.
525
00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:28,310
But you clean up after him.
526
00:29:28,321 --> 00:29:30,907
'Cause we all know what I do...
527
00:29:30,918 --> 00:29:33,379
to naughty dogs.
528
00:29:41,201 --> 00:29:45,038
Here... You drive.
529
00:29:45,554 --> 00:29:48,223
At least till I sober up.
530
00:30:05,607 --> 00:30:08,443
They're going to New San Francisco.
531
00:30:08,522 --> 00:30:11,217
Huh, interesting.
532
00:30:12,002 --> 00:30:15,505
You guys ever shoot trout in a barrel?
533
00:30:15,516 --> 00:30:19,562
The fun part isn't
actually shooting them.
534
00:30:19,648 --> 00:30:22,485
It's trapping them in the barrel.
535
00:30:22,679 --> 00:30:24,418
Boy howdy...
536
00:30:25,472 --> 00:30:27,766
do I love a good trap.
537
00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:52,708
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