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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13,337 --> 00:00:17,712 I got to the Costa del Sol about 3 years ago. I had 4 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:21,004 Some cash set aside, and after dedicating my life 5 00:00:21,171 --> 00:00:22,546 to law enforcement, 6 00:00:22,962 --> 00:00:26,046 I moved to Marbella to take some time off 7 00:00:26,212 --> 00:00:27,879 For myself 8 00:00:34,129 --> 00:00:35,629 To improve my diet... 9 00:00:35,796 --> 00:00:37,504 No, I'm full. 10 00:00:37,962 --> 00:00:40,462 Hey kid, get me a low calorie dessert! 11 00:00:40,629 --> 00:00:45,046 Gotta watch what I eat. You fat little slut! 12 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,629 To get into shape... 13 00:00:47,546 --> 00:00:51,046 Gotta love these little sluts. Russian girls laugh at anything. 14 00:00:51,504 --> 00:00:53,004 To make new friends... 15 00:00:53,171 --> 00:00:55,712 hey, don't leave your post, baby! 16 00:00:55,879 --> 00:00:58,379 She's ugly, but she'll suck you dry. 17 00:00:58,546 --> 00:00:59,629 People adored me. 18 00:00:59,796 --> 00:01:01,379 I was loved... 19 00:01:01,546 --> 00:01:03,129 and respected. 20 00:01:04,212 --> 00:01:07,296 The life of the party has arrived! 21 00:01:09,712 --> 00:01:12,837 What's wrong? Why all the long faces? 22 00:01:13,004 --> 00:01:14,712 Come on, cheer up! 23 00:01:15,629 --> 00:01:17,296 Torrente's buying! 24 00:01:32,129 --> 00:01:34,629 Until one day, it all fell apart. 25 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:38,629 Villainous criminals robbed me of my entire fortune 26 00:01:39,129 --> 00:01:40,796 in fraudulent fashion. 27 00:01:41,296 --> 00:01:43,379 17. 28 00:01:46,171 --> 00:01:49,671 Three times in a row! This is fucking unbelievable! 29 00:01:49,962 --> 00:01:51,254 Leave it there, kid. 30 00:01:51,421 --> 00:01:54,754 Leave it there, I'm going for 4. I'll buy Marbella! 31 00:01:54,921 --> 00:01:56,921 Go ahead, let it ride! 32 00:01:57,629 --> 00:02:00,129 Sir, the chips are each worth one million. 33 00:02:01,212 --> 00:02:03,171 Wait, wait a second, wait. 34 00:02:03,629 --> 00:02:04,796 A million each? 35 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:11,504 Stick it in this bag and I'll be on my way. 36 00:02:15,462 --> 00:02:16,629 Like I said, 37 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:20,254 you need real balls to play this game. 38 00:02:22,296 --> 00:02:24,671 Are you saying I haven't got balls? 39 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:29,046 Watch this. I'll bet all of it. And this. 40 00:02:29,337 --> 00:02:32,087 Fine, everything. My gold cross, 41 00:02:34,337 --> 00:02:37,129 my shoes, my crocodile skin shoes, 42 00:02:37,546 --> 00:02:38,879 they're brand new. 43 00:02:39,046 --> 00:02:40,546 The keys to the Ferrari... 44 00:02:40,712 --> 00:02:42,254 That's balls for you. 45 00:02:42,421 --> 00:02:44,962 Wait kid, before you spin... 46 00:02:45,129 --> 00:02:48,296 My diamond-ruby Atletico de Madrid pin. Do it. 47 00:02:48,587 --> 00:02:50,171 Gentlemen, no more bets. 48 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,421 Spin away! 49 00:02:54,212 --> 00:02:56,004 Let's go, I'm on a roll. 50 00:02:58,962 --> 00:03:02,629 Alone, without money, without women... 51 00:03:03,671 --> 00:03:05,671 I got to thinking, and... 52 00:03:06,296 --> 00:03:07,796 I decided to return 53 00:03:08,296 --> 00:03:10,087 to my previous life: 54 00:03:10,421 --> 00:03:14,337 the fight against crime... the defense of order... 55 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,587 the fulfilment of justice. 56 00:03:19,837 --> 00:03:24,629 And so, I started my very own detective school agency. 57 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,171 Yes, sir. 58 00:03:27,671 --> 00:03:29,587 I almost forgot... 59 00:03:30,046 --> 00:03:31,962 My name is Torrente. 60 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,212 José Luis Torrente. 61 00:03:46,796 --> 00:03:49,421 ToRRENTE 2 MISSION IN MARBELLA 62 00:05:58,879 --> 00:06:02,879 Cuco, lighten up. We're pals, you know that. 63 00:06:03,046 --> 00:06:05,421 I give you guys free hash one day, 64 00:06:05,587 --> 00:06:07,754 and more the next day... 65 00:06:07,921 --> 00:06:10,129 Do I look like the Salvation Army? 66 00:06:10,296 --> 00:06:11,046 Okay, Cuco. 67 00:06:11,254 --> 00:06:13,462 Look what we got for you. 68 00:06:14,796 --> 00:06:15,962 Holy shit! 69 00:06:17,129 --> 00:06:18,171 Okay, fine. 70 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:22,379 But only because you caught me in a good mood. I'm a saint. 71 00:06:23,296 --> 00:06:24,504 Eat it! Attack! 72 00:06:24,671 --> 00:06:26,421 Hey, Torrente, the Pokemon! 73 00:06:26,921 --> 00:06:29,254 I finally got Pikachu. 74 00:06:30,087 --> 00:06:32,421 You're risking your life, kid. 75 00:06:32,587 --> 00:06:33,712 What's that? 76 00:06:34,046 --> 00:06:36,796 This is a killing machine. 77 00:06:36,962 --> 00:06:38,796 And a faithful pet. 78 00:06:38,962 --> 00:06:40,754 You mean you got a dog? 79 00:06:40,921 --> 00:06:43,587 Allow me to introduce Franco, our new 80 00:06:43,754 --> 00:06:46,754 -combat machine. -That's a combat machine? 81 00:06:46,962 --> 00:06:47,879 A Rottweiler. 82 00:06:48,254 --> 00:06:50,546 A dog trained from birth 83 00:06:50,837 --> 00:06:52,837 to annihilate the enemy. 84 00:06:53,129 --> 00:06:55,171 -You're too much. -hey! 85 00:06:55,337 --> 00:06:56,796 He's a Rottweiler! 86 00:06:56,962 --> 00:06:59,754 Are you blind? he's a Boxer. 87 00:06:59,921 --> 00:07:01,087 Wait a second. 88 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,712 The instructions say 89 00:07:02,962 --> 00:07:06,004 he's in the Pitbull family, with a "pet degree" and everything. 90 00:07:06,171 --> 00:07:10,046 These are the voice controls. I'll have him attack you. 91 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:11,171 You'll shit. 92 00:07:12,587 --> 00:07:13,962 Mush! Mush! 93 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,546 Mush! Mush! 94 00:07:19,046 --> 00:07:21,546 He's just sniffing you first 95 00:07:21,796 --> 00:07:25,546 -for drugs. -he'll get high as a kite! 96 00:07:26,504 --> 00:07:28,296 Good times, Luis Alberto. 97 00:07:28,462 --> 00:07:31,337 The euro's crashing, the oil supply's running out... 98 00:07:31,504 --> 00:07:35,046 I'm ready for battle and I'm going to get those fuckers. 99 00:07:35,212 --> 00:07:36,212 Sir? 100 00:07:37,504 --> 00:07:38,337 What? 101 00:07:38,837 --> 00:07:40,171 I told you, not when 102 00:07:40,337 --> 00:07:41,962 I'm with Luis Alberto. 103 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,129 I'm sorry, sir. 104 00:07:44,462 --> 00:07:46,837 My monkey has better manners. 105 00:07:47,629 --> 00:07:48,837 Everything's ready... 106 00:07:49,004 --> 00:07:50,129 Proceed. 107 00:07:55,462 --> 00:07:57,504 -Yes? -Is this the mayor of Marbella? 108 00:07:57,671 --> 00:07:58,712 Yes, who is it? 109 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,921 We have two Marker 17 Missiles aimed at the city. 110 00:08:02,087 --> 00:08:05,129 Who gave you this phone number? 111 00:08:05,379 --> 00:08:06,546 listen carefully. 112 00:08:06,712 --> 00:08:10,546 Pay us two billion pesetas or we'll launch the missiles... 113 00:08:12,004 --> 00:08:15,879 -Who was it, honey? -Some wacko. 114 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,629 Hello? hello...? 115 00:08:19,712 --> 00:08:21,421 They hung up, sir. 116 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,087 Pain... 117 00:08:26,962 --> 00:08:29,462 I see lots of pain. 118 00:08:30,421 --> 00:08:32,129 Torrente, Torrente... 119 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:37,296 So what's my surveillance zone? I can get my dad's binoculars. 120 00:08:37,462 --> 00:08:39,879 Is this kid fucking stupid? Look, kid. 121 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:43,171 You're busting my balls. 122 00:08:43,462 --> 00:08:46,337 You're not qualified for surveillance, 123 00:08:46,671 --> 00:08:50,462 or for anything. The only thing you're qualified for 124 00:08:50,629 --> 00:08:51,879 is an ass-kicking. 125 00:08:52,046 --> 00:08:54,171 Pablo, we already told you. 126 00:08:54,337 --> 00:08:58,254 Bring the money or we can't sign you up for training. 127 00:08:58,421 --> 00:09:00,504 -That's right. -I'll train the dog 128 00:09:00,671 --> 00:09:04,212 -if you want. -Go fucking train your mom. 129 00:09:05,046 --> 00:09:07,087 Nice wheels, kid! It's beautiful. 130 00:09:07,254 --> 00:09:10,629 I told you, Torrente. Look, there's my cousin. 131 00:09:14,546 --> 00:09:17,879 -How's it going? -Hey, fine, great. 132 00:09:18,046 --> 00:09:20,671 -Did you get it for us? -It's right here. 133 00:09:20,837 --> 00:09:25,587 But I told you I couldn't get papers. I can't get them for you. 134 00:09:25,754 --> 00:09:28,796 You have no idea how hard it was to get it! 135 00:09:28,962 --> 00:09:31,004 You brought the money, right? 136 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:34,379 No, but Cuco said this was no money down. 137 00:09:34,546 --> 00:09:36,379 Shit, Cuco. 138 00:09:36,546 --> 00:09:40,587 I even changed a tire, and the steering wheel... Damn, Cuco! 139 00:09:41,421 --> 00:09:44,629 Well, we should test-drive it first anyway. 140 00:09:44,796 --> 00:09:45,962 Drive slow! 141 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:48,671 -Can I drive? -No, you get too nervous. 142 00:09:48,837 --> 00:09:52,879 -Come on, that was a long time ago! -No, I know you too well. 143 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:56,129 Please let me drive. I'm a good driver. 144 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,296 Look, kid. Here. Finally a mission for you. 145 00:09:59,462 --> 00:10:03,212 Here's some change. Take Franco for an ice cream. 146 00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:04,796 Get in, Torrente. 147 00:10:04,962 --> 00:10:08,212 -This won't even buy an ice cube! -At the first stoplight 148 00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,421 I'll take over for you. 149 00:10:10,837 --> 00:10:12,837 Drive carefully. 150 00:10:25,379 --> 00:10:28,546 That fucker! My car! 151 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,212 -Torrente... -My car! 152 00:10:31,379 --> 00:10:35,046 -Who'll pay for my car! -Torrente... 153 00:10:35,254 --> 00:10:38,587 You're dead! I'll kill you! 154 00:10:39,587 --> 00:10:42,796 -It wasn't my fault! -You're a dead man! 155 00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:47,796 -Come in. -Thank you. 156 00:10:47,962 --> 00:10:52,296 As you can imagine, it simply can't be tolerated. 157 00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:55,171 And not for financial reasons. 158 00:10:55,337 --> 00:10:58,046 That's obviously not the issue. 159 00:10:58,212 --> 00:11:00,921 Of course, it's a matter of respect. 160 00:11:01,087 --> 00:11:03,962 Right, that's right. 161 00:11:04,254 --> 00:11:06,962 -Respect. -Tell me about it. 162 00:11:07,171 --> 00:11:11,754 I've been a loyal subscriber to the ABC for over 40 years. 163 00:11:13,046 --> 00:11:16,546 A right-wing source of information is essential. 164 00:11:16,796 --> 00:11:18,879 Everyday I open the door, pick up 165 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,504 my ABC, and read it while I drink 166 00:11:21,671 --> 00:11:22,754 my coffee. 167 00:11:22,921 --> 00:11:26,421 -As you should. -I live on the calle Maravillas. 168 00:11:26,587 --> 00:11:28,587 Well, since a few weeks ago, 169 00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:30,962 a group of vandals 170 00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:33,921 has been trampling all the grass, 171 00:11:34,087 --> 00:11:37,421 turning over garbage cans, and even worse, 172 00:11:37,587 --> 00:11:39,421 intolerable, 173 00:11:40,546 --> 00:11:43,712 stealing my newspaper. 174 00:11:44,212 --> 00:11:47,212 Those days are over, Mr. Guijarro. I will personally 175 00:11:47,462 --> 00:11:48,796 find these animals 176 00:11:49,504 --> 00:11:51,837 and teach them to respect private property. 177 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,421 Right. 178 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,671 I'll walk you to the door. 179 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,462 Just look at that. 180 00:12:02,712 --> 00:12:05,254 The Imperial Eagle sure adds class 181 00:12:06,171 --> 00:12:08,421 to the emblem of our fatherland. 182 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:12,796 And then that fucking constitution took it all away. 183 00:12:13,171 --> 00:12:17,587 It satisfies me to see that my case is in good hands. 184 00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:27,837 Goodbye, sir. 185 00:12:28,296 --> 00:12:29,462 See you soon. 186 00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:39,254 What the fuck? 187 00:12:40,337 --> 00:12:42,337 Torrente, you wanna hit? 188 00:12:42,504 --> 00:12:43,546 Son of a bitch! 189 00:12:43,712 --> 00:12:45,421 Come here, kid. 190 00:12:46,254 --> 00:12:49,129 Look, kid. I was in deep shit, 191 00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:52,087 and now look at me. I'm back. 192 00:12:53,087 --> 00:12:56,129 You know how hard it was to create this emporium? 193 00:12:56,337 --> 00:12:57,671 I've got loads 194 00:12:57,879 --> 00:13:01,087 of important cases coming in, as you can see. 195 00:13:02,754 --> 00:13:05,504 So if you screw up again, I'll castrate you! 196 00:13:09,462 --> 00:13:11,296 Don't scream, Torrente. 197 00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:13,337 Franco's very sensitive. 198 00:13:13,504 --> 00:13:17,921 The mutt has diarrhea. Clean up that crap. 199 00:13:18,212 --> 00:13:20,379 I have to go see another client. 200 00:13:27,004 --> 00:13:29,879 She's cheating on me, I know it. 201 00:13:30,212 --> 00:13:31,879 Don’t jump to conclusions. 202 00:13:32,837 --> 00:13:35,546 I followed her! My wife's a hooker! 203 00:13:36,546 --> 00:13:39,671 Everyday, when she thinks I'm at work, 204 00:13:39,837 --> 00:13:41,337 she goes to a brothel. 205 00:13:42,712 --> 00:13:45,254 But if you already followed her, 206 00:13:45,421 --> 00:13:48,421 what do you need my services for? 207 00:13:48,587 --> 00:13:49,212 No. 208 00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:50,379 I followed her, 209 00:13:50,546 --> 00:13:52,462 but I didn't go in. 210 00:13:52,712 --> 00:13:57,337 If I went in and found her with another guy I'd kill her. Dead! 211 00:13:59,962 --> 00:14:03,962 That's why I want you there with me. Here's her picture. 212 00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:07,129 Nice big titties. 213 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,879 I mean... Antonio! 214 00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:14,171 Put this on his tab! Let's go. 215 00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:18,046 Hiring a pro was the right thing to do. 216 00:14:18,212 --> 00:14:22,754 Taking justice into your own hands isn't politically correct anymore. 217 00:14:22,921 --> 00:14:26,879 By the way, my payment... There's an ATM around the corner. 218 00:14:27,129 --> 00:14:29,379 I'll meet you back here. 219 00:14:33,087 --> 00:14:36,962 Excuse me, is this where the ladies are? 220 00:14:37,629 --> 00:14:38,754 Ladies? 221 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,921 I mean hookers. 222 00:14:41,629 --> 00:14:43,296 Yeah, come on in. 223 00:14:46,671 --> 00:14:49,379 Anabel, Giselle, 224 00:14:50,171 --> 00:14:51,129 Raquel, 225 00:14:52,962 --> 00:14:53,879 Michelle, 226 00:14:54,754 --> 00:14:56,087 and Francisca. 227 00:15:02,171 --> 00:15:03,171 That one. 228 00:15:03,421 --> 00:15:04,962 The bitch. 229 00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:10,796 Go wash the cobwebs off. 230 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,379 Don't you like cottage cheese? 231 00:15:15,671 --> 00:15:17,462 It's my lucky day. 232 00:15:17,629 --> 00:15:19,421 Fat and disgusting. 233 00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,296 Hopefully it's tiny. 234 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,462 You're a riot. 235 00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:24,879 Look at her. 236 00:15:25,546 --> 00:15:27,546 You make much in this joint? 237 00:15:27,712 --> 00:15:29,712 What do you care, scumbag? 238 00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:32,379 Well, to see how much you'll pay me 239 00:15:32,546 --> 00:15:35,587 not to tell your husband, who's waiting downstairs, 240 00:15:35,754 --> 00:15:36,921 that you're a whore. 241 00:15:38,796 --> 00:15:40,171 You... 242 00:15:42,504 --> 00:15:44,462 See if that's enough. 243 00:15:45,629 --> 00:15:49,504 Right. Hey, fucking tires me out, but... 244 00:15:49,671 --> 00:15:51,796 How about a little sword-cleaning? 245 00:15:52,629 --> 00:15:54,254 Or I'll tell your husband. 246 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,837 Come on, it tastes like yogurt. 247 00:15:57,004 --> 00:15:58,254 On your knees. 248 00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:03,546 -You got my cash? -Yeah, here. 249 00:16:05,587 --> 00:16:07,337 You're too paranoid. 250 00:16:07,504 --> 00:16:11,879 It's just a sewing shop, a bunch of nuns sewing... 251 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,046 -Your wife spends all day sewing. -Sewing? 252 00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:17,587 She's never sewn anything of mine! 253 00:16:20,587 --> 00:16:23,421 -What's so funny? -Excuse me. 254 00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:28,587 I wanted to soften the blow, but... Your wife's a hooker. A real whore. 255 00:16:29,129 --> 00:16:32,129 I mean, she really sucks great. 256 00:16:32,296 --> 00:16:34,504 She's never sucked anything of mine! 257 00:16:34,671 --> 00:16:36,671 Maybe you should pay her. 258 00:16:36,837 --> 00:16:38,629 Hey! hey! 259 00:16:40,712 --> 00:16:41,712 Hey! 260 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:55,546 Well? 261 00:16:55,754 --> 00:16:56,587 Sir? 262 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,296 What is the denomination 263 00:16:58,462 --> 00:17:01,004 of origin of these bananas? 264 00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:02,796 They're Dominican, sir. 265 00:17:02,962 --> 00:17:05,212 Dominican? Good heavens! 266 00:17:05,879 --> 00:17:07,879 How many times have I told you? 267 00:17:08,046 --> 00:17:10,879 Luis Alberto only eats bananas from the Canary Islands! 268 00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:13,629 They ran out yesterday and I thought... 269 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,546 You thought? 270 00:17:16,254 --> 00:17:18,004 You mean, you thought? 271 00:17:19,587 --> 00:17:22,504 Luis Alberto is sad. You see how drained he is? 272 00:17:22,962 --> 00:17:25,504 He's very sensitive and these things 273 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,962 affect him a great deal. If I dismiss 274 00:17:29,129 --> 00:17:31,462 your error without punishing you, 275 00:17:32,212 --> 00:17:34,379 he'll think I don't care. 276 00:17:34,546 --> 00:17:35,712 I just thought... 277 00:17:35,879 --> 00:17:36,921 Thinking again! 278 00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:38,421 Robertson. 279 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,796 Is the garbage disposal working? 280 00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:42,879 No, sir, please... 281 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,962 Please, sir... 282 00:18:04,087 --> 00:18:06,004 Paco, give me some change. 283 00:18:06,171 --> 00:18:09,671 Quick, I've got the machine all warmed up. 284 00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:11,004 Come on. 285 00:18:12,879 --> 00:18:13,796 Ma'am... 286 00:18:14,171 --> 00:18:15,379 I'm playing that. 287 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,296 She won! 288 00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:19,504 Ma'am! 289 00:18:20,212 --> 00:18:21,254 That's mine! 290 00:18:21,421 --> 00:18:24,462 No, sir. The machine belongs to everyone. 291 00:18:24,629 --> 00:18:27,671 I won this money and I'm leaving. Tough luck. 292 00:18:28,087 --> 00:18:29,087 Ma'am! 293 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,254 -Give me that. -hey! 294 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,504 -Let go! -Off with his head! 295 00:18:52,671 --> 00:18:55,004 He's taking my money! Bastard! 296 00:18:58,796 --> 00:19:00,212 I'll kill you! 297 00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:01,546 You hear me? 298 00:19:01,712 --> 00:19:04,004 I remember your face! 299 00:19:04,171 --> 00:19:05,879 I'll rip your head off! 300 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,129 I'll find you and kill you! 301 00:20:00,046 --> 00:20:01,171 Get the car! 302 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:17,296 Gayolo's around here somewhere. Look, here he is. 303 00:20:18,212 --> 00:20:21,546 -What are you doing? -Surveillance. 304 00:20:21,712 --> 00:20:25,212 -In your sleep? -I was just snoozing. 305 00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:27,962 Tomorrow I have to get up early for my route. 306 00:20:28,129 --> 00:20:32,254 That's why I offered you amphetamines. They're non-addictive. 307 00:20:32,421 --> 00:20:35,546 You guys just assume that all pills are bad. 308 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:39,087 Sure, kid. And while you're dozing off her lover goes in, 309 00:20:39,254 --> 00:20:41,587 fucks her, and you miss the shot. 310 00:20:41,754 --> 00:20:45,754 Surveillance is proof-gathering. That's why her husband pays us. 311 00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:49,129 I'd say you're going to fail another trimester. 312 00:20:49,296 --> 00:20:52,837 This surveillance stuff is fucking boring. 313 00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:55,546 -When do we start shooting? -Shooting? 314 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:59,671 That's all you think about. What about your inscription money? 315 00:20:59,837 --> 00:21:04,129 Such ingratitude. State-of-the-art investigative technology in his hand 316 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,837 -and he wants a shoot-out. -You're telling me. 317 00:21:08,879 --> 00:21:11,671 There's a naked chick up there. 318 00:21:13,421 --> 00:21:16,796 Well, well, well. An adultress and a lesbian. 319 00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:19,546 Her husband'll be so pleased when we sell him 320 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,046 the photos. Give me that, kid. 321 00:21:22,212 --> 00:21:23,504 Just a little longer. 322 00:21:23,671 --> 00:21:25,712 Give me the damn periscope! 323 00:21:28,171 --> 00:21:29,837 Suck those titties! 324 00:21:39,212 --> 00:21:40,296 Turn there! 325 00:21:43,962 --> 00:21:45,046 Turn, turn! 326 00:22:25,254 --> 00:22:28,129 This lady's a real swinger. 327 00:22:30,671 --> 00:22:33,337 Torrente, did you hear that? 328 00:22:33,504 --> 00:22:36,171 Don't bother me, this is the best part. 329 00:23:04,296 --> 00:23:06,004 You scared the shit out of me! 330 00:23:07,546 --> 00:23:10,296 I can't pick up the bike myself... 331 00:23:10,754 --> 00:23:15,504 I have a herniated disk, my doctor told me not to lift things. 332 00:23:16,712 --> 00:23:17,962 See you later. 333 00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:23,754 Where the fuck have you been? 334 00:23:23,921 --> 00:23:27,921 The show's over. But we got lots of nice pics. 335 00:23:28,212 --> 00:23:32,254 -Look what I found for you, Torrente. -Wow, a pin! 336 00:23:32,421 --> 00:23:36,546 My favorite team, Atletico! This'll bring us good luck. 337 00:23:37,296 --> 00:23:42,046 Perfect. I acquire missiles most countries would die for, 338 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:46,004 I have an entire city in check, and a few hours before, 339 00:23:46,171 --> 00:23:50,796 the chip that guides and detonates them disappears. Fools! 340 00:23:51,004 --> 00:23:51,712 Sir. 341 00:23:53,087 --> 00:23:55,587 The intruder's gone, and Fabiano's missing. 342 00:23:56,504 --> 00:23:58,671 Well, well, Fabiano. 343 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:01,337 He'd better turn up soon, 344 00:24:01,796 --> 00:24:05,296 and with the detonator chip. If not, someone 345 00:24:06,129 --> 00:24:07,546 will pay dearly. 346 00:24:41,837 --> 00:24:44,004 That's a nice touch, kid. 347 00:24:44,837 --> 00:24:46,379 Very kind of you. 348 00:24:47,379 --> 00:24:49,546 Sometimes I get upset with you, 349 00:24:50,171 --> 00:24:52,379 but you're a great helper, Cuco. 350 00:24:52,546 --> 00:24:54,587 You taught me all I know, 351 00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:55,962 Torrente. 352 00:24:56,587 --> 00:24:58,587 Can I ask you a question? 353 00:24:59,004 --> 00:25:00,504 Sure, kid, sure. 354 00:25:00,837 --> 00:25:03,837 Why'd they kick you off the police force? 355 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:10,879 That's something I've never, ever told anyone. 356 00:25:12,462 --> 00:25:13,962 But sometimes... 357 00:25:14,962 --> 00:25:17,837 difficult experiences should be shared 358 00:25:18,337 --> 00:25:20,337 with true friends. 359 00:25:20,546 --> 00:25:24,212 So I'll tell you why, though it's hard for me... 360 00:25:24,796 --> 00:25:26,837 It was many years ago. 361 00:25:27,546 --> 00:25:29,879 In the spring of... 362 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:32,296 Nineteen... 363 00:25:32,546 --> 00:25:33,546 Kid? 364 00:25:33,712 --> 00:25:34,754 Kid? 365 00:25:54,129 --> 00:25:56,171 Shit, my route! 366 00:26:00,212 --> 00:26:03,546 I'll have to charge you guys for sleeping here. 367 00:26:03,712 --> 00:26:06,254 Paco, don't be a jerk. 368 00:26:06,962 --> 00:26:08,921 Pour me a whisky. 369 00:26:09,462 --> 00:26:11,962 -And some tortilla. -Jesus, Torrente. 370 00:26:12,129 --> 00:26:15,254 Like I always say, the last drink at home... 371 00:26:15,421 --> 00:26:17,171 or you won't make it home. 372 00:26:17,337 --> 00:26:20,046 Paco, give me an orange juice. 373 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,921 -Coming right up. -Fresh squeezed. 374 00:26:24,796 --> 00:26:26,962 Sir, there are men from Interpol here. 375 00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:28,796 What? Interpol? 376 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:29,837 Yes, Interpol. 377 00:26:33,796 --> 00:26:36,837 -Miss, it's extremely urgent. -I said you can't... 378 00:26:37,004 --> 00:26:38,171 No time for protocol. 379 00:26:39,171 --> 00:26:40,379 Listen... 380 00:26:41,212 --> 00:26:43,587 If it's about the land claims, 381 00:26:43,754 --> 00:26:45,587 it's been taken care of. 382 00:26:45,754 --> 00:26:49,504 -Land claims? -No, we're here about the missiles. 383 00:26:49,671 --> 00:26:51,254 We need your cooperation 384 00:26:51,421 --> 00:26:52,629 for the operation. 385 00:26:52,796 --> 00:26:54,296 Operation? 386 00:26:54,587 --> 00:26:57,962 You mean the missile threat was real? 387 00:26:58,212 --> 00:27:01,421 I'm afraid so, sir. For now there's no cause for alarm. 388 00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:03,962 We have an agent among Spinelli's men. 389 00:27:05,671 --> 00:27:07,671 Didn't he play for Bayern Munich? 390 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:15,296 That's right, in three minutes it oxidizes and loses all the vitamins. 391 00:27:15,462 --> 00:27:17,796 Though the skin is more concentrated. 392 00:27:17,962 --> 00:27:19,004 Shut up. 393 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:22,712 -Anything besides the necklace? -No, just the diamond necklace. 394 00:27:22,879 --> 00:27:24,087 It's worth a fortune. 395 00:27:24,254 --> 00:27:27,379 Yeah, but they can't tell the police because her lover gave it to her. 396 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,629 Mrs. Kowalski's really something. 397 00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:31,004 They hired a detective, 398 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:34,296 they say he's the best. he arrives at noon, 399 00:27:34,462 --> 00:27:35,171 today. 400 00:27:35,337 --> 00:27:37,337 -Maybe he'll get it back. -I hope so. 401 00:27:39,087 --> 00:27:41,129 It's 10:30, I still have time. 402 00:27:41,296 --> 00:27:44,796 I'm taking the gun on this one, it's a serious case. 403 00:27:45,212 --> 00:27:47,587 Here, Franco. You'll love Dexidrine. 404 00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:49,129 Don't give him that crap. 405 00:27:49,462 --> 00:27:50,796 He'll shit everywhere. 406 00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:52,504 Take him for a walk. 407 00:27:54,129 --> 00:27:55,296 The landlady! 408 00:27:55,462 --> 00:27:58,129 I know you're in there! Stop hiding! 409 00:27:58,296 --> 00:28:00,462 She's such a pain in the ass. 410 00:28:00,921 --> 00:28:02,421 -Open the door. -Me? 411 00:28:02,587 --> 00:28:04,671 Yeah, she likes you. Go on. 412 00:28:05,546 --> 00:28:07,462 I'll bust the door in! 413 00:28:11,421 --> 00:28:15,379 Hi, there. Sorry I was so harsh, but your boss 414 00:28:15,546 --> 00:28:17,212 owes me a few months 415 00:28:17,379 --> 00:28:18,546 rent. 416 00:28:18,712 --> 00:28:19,629 Fifteen. 417 00:28:19,796 --> 00:28:21,712 Yeah, tell me about it. 418 00:28:21,921 --> 00:28:22,921 He's so forgetful. 419 00:28:23,087 --> 00:28:25,004 He drives me nuts. 420 00:28:26,379 --> 00:28:28,921 Anyway, it must have been all that red tape stuff. 421 00:28:29,087 --> 00:28:31,462 If you say so, I believe you. 422 00:28:31,629 --> 00:28:34,212 You look like a good kid. But when you see 423 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,254 your boss tell him 424 00:28:36,421 --> 00:28:37,587 I'm on to him. 425 00:28:38,129 --> 00:28:42,004 Hey, handsome. If you need anything you know where to find me. 426 00:28:49,046 --> 00:28:51,046 She's crazy about you. 427 00:28:51,212 --> 00:28:53,504 You'll have to give her some. 428 00:28:53,671 --> 00:28:55,671 What do you mean, Torrente? 429 00:28:55,879 --> 00:28:58,254 Don't be coy, kid. 430 00:28:58,421 --> 00:29:01,421 Those older ladies always want more. 431 00:29:01,921 --> 00:29:04,087 Then give her your dog. 432 00:29:10,796 --> 00:29:11,504 Hello. 433 00:29:11,671 --> 00:29:12,379 Yes? 434 00:29:12,587 --> 00:29:14,962 I'm the detective, they're expecting me. 435 00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:16,087 Come in. 436 00:29:20,504 --> 00:29:23,504 Wait here, I'll tell her you're here. 437 00:29:51,046 --> 00:29:51,712 Hey, kid! 438 00:29:51,879 --> 00:29:53,046 The backhand! 439 00:29:53,504 --> 00:29:54,837 Watch the backhand! 440 00:29:55,004 --> 00:29:58,046 -Tighten it up! -Get the fuck out of here. 441 00:29:59,587 --> 00:30:02,087 Hello, I'm Mrs. Kowalski. 442 00:30:02,587 --> 00:30:04,962 -Are you from the agency? -Yes, ma'am. 443 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,171 Show me where the crime took place. 444 00:30:07,337 --> 00:30:08,546 This way. 445 00:30:10,087 --> 00:30:11,087 You see? 446 00:30:11,587 --> 00:30:15,587 They broke the jewelry box, but they didn't take anything else. 447 00:30:15,754 --> 00:30:18,296 Ma'am, the clues are visible. 448 00:30:19,837 --> 00:30:22,712 Obvious leads. 449 00:30:23,046 --> 00:30:24,379 To the trained eye, of course. 450 00:30:24,546 --> 00:30:26,879 I was a cop for many years. 451 00:30:28,379 --> 00:30:30,421 Don't touch anything. 452 00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:38,337 Ma'am... 453 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:41,587 Is this yours? 454 00:30:42,004 --> 00:30:43,462 Yes, why? 455 00:30:43,837 --> 00:30:45,254 No reason. 456 00:30:45,421 --> 00:30:49,296 I was just imagining you with it on. 457 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:57,129 Ma'am. 458 00:30:57,962 --> 00:31:00,462 I'm close to finding your necklace. 459 00:31:03,087 --> 00:31:06,921 -Shouldn't you question the maid? -The maid? 460 00:31:07,087 --> 00:31:09,046 Lady, the only question I have for 461 00:31:09,212 --> 00:31:11,296 your made is "how much for a blow job?". 462 00:31:14,754 --> 00:31:18,462 I'm running late, lots of cases. Maybe another time. 463 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:21,296 Could you give me an advance? 464 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:25,004 -I thought the agency handles that. -No, for transport. 465 00:31:25,171 --> 00:31:26,712 Just some pocket money. 466 00:31:32,254 --> 00:31:33,796 Thank you, ma'am. 467 00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:37,671 Thank you very much. 468 00:31:37,837 --> 00:31:40,587 -Will a photo of the necklace help? -Yes, yes. 469 00:31:40,962 --> 00:31:42,629 This'll come in handy. 470 00:31:43,546 --> 00:31:46,087 Right, ma'am, anytime. I'm off. 471 00:31:46,254 --> 00:31:49,921 Don't bother showing me out, I know the way. Goodbye. 472 00:31:56,379 --> 00:31:57,587 Hello. 473 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:03,879 Yes? 474 00:32:04,754 --> 00:32:06,254 I'm from the agency. 475 00:32:06,421 --> 00:32:09,379 Yes, about the plumbing, right? 476 00:32:10,671 --> 00:32:12,087 We called last Thursday. 477 00:32:12,254 --> 00:32:13,921 The whole bathroom's flooded. 478 00:32:14,087 --> 00:32:15,087 Please come in. 479 00:32:15,504 --> 00:32:16,712 What are you talking about? 480 00:32:17,879 --> 00:32:20,129 Look, here we are. 481 00:32:20,337 --> 00:32:21,504 This is it. 482 00:32:22,379 --> 00:32:25,921 Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. 483 00:32:26,087 --> 00:32:29,212 And above all, kid, no distractions! 484 00:32:29,379 --> 00:32:32,087 There should be a way... 485 00:32:32,837 --> 00:32:35,046 To say everything... 486 00:32:38,504 --> 00:32:40,504 But that's not the case. 487 00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:45,837 Today I found that all the words... 488 00:32:48,504 --> 00:32:51,671 Somehow joined together... 489 00:32:51,879 --> 00:32:53,046 Torrente. 490 00:32:53,212 --> 00:32:54,379 Torrente. 491 00:32:55,296 --> 00:32:57,129 Are you all right? 492 00:32:57,296 --> 00:32:59,296 This is incredible. 493 00:32:59,462 --> 00:33:01,504 She's an angel. She's... 494 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:03,421 She's wonderful. 495 00:33:03,587 --> 00:33:04,921 Wonderful. 496 00:33:05,254 --> 00:33:08,587 -She sure is pretty. -No, more than pretty. More. 497 00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:11,296 She's different from the rest. 498 00:33:12,212 --> 00:33:14,587 My heart, kid. My heart. 499 00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:17,379 I can feel it beating. 500 00:33:17,796 --> 00:33:20,754 -I'm in love. -Come on, we have to investigate. 501 00:33:20,921 --> 00:33:23,004 Didn't you say no distractions? 502 00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:25,421 Simply with a kiss... 503 00:33:30,546 --> 00:33:32,879 There's just no way. 504 00:33:34,421 --> 00:33:38,462 These things always turn out badly. 505 00:33:38,754 --> 00:33:43,087 Come on, Mauricio. Don't be a jerk. I'm a good client. 506 00:33:44,046 --> 00:33:46,212 I have plenty of good clients. 507 00:33:48,421 --> 00:33:49,754 What if... 508 00:33:50,379 --> 00:33:52,421 For God's sake, cover yourself. 509 00:33:53,046 --> 00:33:55,754 I have plenty of sluts, too. 510 00:33:56,046 --> 00:33:57,587 Place is full of them. 511 00:33:58,379 --> 00:34:00,629 How old are you? 512 00:34:01,171 --> 00:34:02,337 Seventeen. 513 00:34:03,879 --> 00:34:08,046 What color are your... panties? 514 00:34:14,337 --> 00:34:16,879 It's your lucky day. 515 00:34:17,754 --> 00:34:21,921 I don't have any with that little bird on them in my collection. 516 00:34:22,504 --> 00:34:23,712 Well then? 517 00:34:24,004 --> 00:34:26,046 Throw in the panties, 518 00:34:26,754 --> 00:34:30,671 and I can give you 95 grams for the necklace. 519 00:34:30,837 --> 00:34:32,587 Take it or leave it. 520 00:34:32,962 --> 00:34:36,171 With Mauricio Torrente 521 00:34:36,504 --> 00:34:38,379 there's no haggling. 522 00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:50,129 You pig. 523 00:34:56,587 --> 00:35:00,462 You've got a little pig in you as well. 524 00:35:03,421 --> 00:35:05,421 95 grams. 525 00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:08,712 Don't snort it all at once. 526 00:35:09,754 --> 00:35:10,921 You're disgusting. 527 00:35:11,921 --> 00:35:15,629 Don't be mad at Uncle Mauricio. You want some pills 528 00:35:15,796 --> 00:35:17,337 as a tip? 529 00:35:19,296 --> 00:35:20,504 Here, take them. 530 00:35:36,712 --> 00:35:37,921 Oh, well, kid. 531 00:35:38,087 --> 00:35:42,254 I don't see anything here that could have to do with the Kowalski case. 532 00:35:42,462 --> 00:35:44,837 What do we do? File a complaint? 533 00:35:45,004 --> 00:35:47,504 No, I think we'd better speak 534 00:35:48,837 --> 00:35:50,212 directly to the owner. 535 00:35:50,462 --> 00:35:53,796 -Come on. -I'll stay and guard your whisky. 536 00:35:58,879 --> 00:36:01,754 Hey, kid. I want to see the owner. 537 00:36:02,046 --> 00:36:03,254 Impossible. 538 00:36:06,421 --> 00:36:07,587 Look, junior. 539 00:36:07,754 --> 00:36:08,629 You... 540 00:36:08,796 --> 00:36:11,629 You don't know me. I'm Torrente. 541 00:36:14,337 --> 00:36:15,337 This way. 542 00:36:21,337 --> 00:36:22,171 Dad. 543 00:36:22,421 --> 00:36:23,379 Excuse me. 544 00:36:24,171 --> 00:36:25,087 Go on, kid! 545 00:36:25,254 --> 00:36:26,421 Go hit the gym. 546 00:36:26,962 --> 00:36:28,296 You're excused. 547 00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:30,504 Good evening, sir. 548 00:36:30,671 --> 00:36:32,962 Who the fuck said you could...? 549 00:36:33,587 --> 00:36:34,962 Relax, boss. 550 00:36:35,129 --> 00:36:36,046 No worries. 551 00:36:36,296 --> 00:36:38,296 I'm not gonna hurt you. 552 00:36:38,837 --> 00:36:40,837 Have you seen this necklace? 553 00:36:42,962 --> 00:36:46,004 Are you a cop? 554 00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:49,671 Unfortunately, for them... 555 00:36:49,921 --> 00:36:51,171 I'm no longer 556 00:36:51,337 --> 00:36:55,837 part of the force. I'm a private investigator now, 557 00:36:56,129 --> 00:36:57,379 a detective. 558 00:36:57,629 --> 00:37:01,129 Let's see if I understood you right. 559 00:37:02,712 --> 00:37:06,046 You come to my house, interrogate me... 560 00:37:07,671 --> 00:37:11,212 If you want to see me you have to request an audience. 561 00:37:12,587 --> 00:37:14,671 You're lucky I'm in a good mood. 562 00:37:15,629 --> 00:37:17,712 I won't kick your ass this time. 563 00:37:18,046 --> 00:37:20,587 Go on, get out of my sight. 564 00:37:20,879 --> 00:37:22,379 It upsets my stomach 565 00:37:22,546 --> 00:37:24,879 to see a guy so stupid 566 00:37:25,046 --> 00:37:26,004 and ugly. 567 00:37:29,379 --> 00:37:30,046 Marcelo. 568 00:37:30,504 --> 00:37:32,171 Show this gentleman 569 00:37:32,587 --> 00:37:33,754 the door. 570 00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:38,004 Hey, there are nicer ways to not cooperate! 571 00:37:47,629 --> 00:37:49,629 -How did it go? -Fine, fine. 572 00:37:49,796 --> 00:37:53,921 They were scared but I could tell they knew nothing. 573 00:37:54,129 --> 00:37:55,171 Another whisky. 574 00:37:55,337 --> 00:37:58,379 Spanish brand, malt, imported, or Scotch? 575 00:37:58,962 --> 00:38:02,962 I don't care. But let the lady serve me, you're too ugly. 576 00:38:04,546 --> 00:38:08,171 I think we followed a false lead. These things happen 577 00:38:08,337 --> 00:38:10,337 sometimes, it's inevitable. 578 00:38:10,796 --> 00:38:14,171 -Then let's go, Torrente. -What's the hurry? 579 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:17,587 -I have to go deal some drugs. -Deal drugs? 580 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:20,296 Occasionally, just to make ends meet. 581 00:38:20,462 --> 00:38:24,379 No excuses, kid. You know how I feel about drugs. 582 00:38:24,629 --> 00:38:27,587 You have to take them with moderation, like me. 583 00:38:27,754 --> 00:38:29,171 Rigorous self-control. 584 00:38:29,337 --> 00:38:33,671 Or else you become a social outcast, one of those pariahs. 585 00:38:38,087 --> 00:38:41,254 You want to end up marginal? Maladjusted? 586 00:38:43,337 --> 00:38:45,587 Come on, grab the glass. 587 00:38:48,087 --> 00:38:51,171 A junkie took the chip from you? 588 00:38:51,337 --> 00:38:52,337 Yes. 589 00:38:52,629 --> 00:38:55,379 -A fucking junkie. -And the chip 590 00:38:55,546 --> 00:38:58,671 is inside a pin 591 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,796 with the insignia of Atletico de Madrid? 592 00:39:03,129 --> 00:39:03,962 That's right. 593 00:39:04,129 --> 00:39:06,421 Fucking right. I had it. 594 00:39:07,296 --> 00:39:10,171 It was a stroke of bad luck. 595 00:39:12,421 --> 00:39:14,879 I promise I'll get it back. Give me time. 596 00:39:15,046 --> 00:39:18,962 You don't have much. Spinelli's looking for you 597 00:39:19,629 --> 00:39:21,754 so he can repay your loyalty. 598 00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:27,004 If you don't find the detonator in 48 hours, 599 00:39:27,921 --> 00:39:29,921 we'll save him the trouble. 600 00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:35,171 Dad, the artist is here. 601 00:39:35,337 --> 00:39:38,462 You're going to describe for this gentleman 602 00:39:39,837 --> 00:39:41,921 the junkie who robbed you. 603 00:39:43,296 --> 00:39:45,671 You can't trust anyone these days. 604 00:39:45,837 --> 00:39:50,087 Leaving his surveillance post like that... Gayolo's a disaster. 605 00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:52,546 Well, having to get up early and all.. 606 00:39:52,712 --> 00:39:55,254 That's no way to be a detective. 607 00:39:56,462 --> 00:39:57,962 That bitch is up there 608 00:39:58,129 --> 00:39:59,629 with some jerk... 609 00:39:59,796 --> 00:40:03,129 The thing is, unless they stand by the window, 610 00:40:03,671 --> 00:40:06,671 -we're out of luck. -We'll have to wait. 611 00:40:09,171 --> 00:40:12,337 This is the hardest part of being an investigator. 612 00:40:12,504 --> 00:40:16,046 The waiting, so long and boring, 613 00:40:16,629 --> 00:40:18,962 like a Sunday without soccer. 614 00:40:24,379 --> 00:40:26,712 Let's jerk each other off. 615 00:40:28,504 --> 00:40:30,046 With our hands or mouths? 616 00:40:30,546 --> 00:40:31,712 What? 617 00:40:32,129 --> 00:40:34,171 You're a freak. You pig. 618 00:40:34,337 --> 00:40:35,879 "Mouths"! 619 00:40:36,546 --> 00:40:38,046 Can you reach? 620 00:40:39,796 --> 00:40:41,546 Show me. 621 00:40:42,921 --> 00:40:43,712 Shit! 622 00:40:43,879 --> 00:40:44,962 A shot! 623 00:40:45,129 --> 00:40:46,879 That son of a bitch! 624 00:40:49,337 --> 00:40:50,837 It's the husband! 625 00:40:51,421 --> 00:40:53,587 He said he'd be gone till Saturday! 626 00:40:53,796 --> 00:40:55,837 Another case fucked to hell. 627 00:40:56,046 --> 00:40:58,046 The photos are useless now. 628 00:40:58,212 --> 00:41:00,712 -Sell them to the tabloids. -The tabloids! 629 00:41:05,462 --> 00:41:10,129 I don't know, his expression... he looked dumber. 630 00:41:10,296 --> 00:41:11,421 Dumber? 631 00:41:11,629 --> 00:41:12,671 Yeah. 632 00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:15,337 -Dumber than this? -Yes. 633 00:41:15,671 --> 00:41:18,879 Tomorrow morning all our associates 634 00:41:19,046 --> 00:41:20,712 will have a copy. 635 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:24,546 Come early tomorrow, we have lots to do. 636 00:41:24,712 --> 00:41:27,587 And I want you to walk the dog. Bye. 637 00:41:27,754 --> 00:41:30,462 -Torrente... -What? 638 00:41:30,962 --> 00:41:33,504 Could I stay with you tonight? 639 00:41:33,962 --> 00:41:36,837 -My folks are pissed off at me. -Why? 640 00:41:37,879 --> 00:41:39,879 My mom drives me crazy. 641 00:41:40,046 --> 00:41:43,254 Now she's saying that I take things from home... 642 00:41:43,921 --> 00:41:45,962 Go on, go on. 643 00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:48,046 -Thanks. -I hope you don't snore. 644 00:41:48,212 --> 00:41:52,546 Bad news, kid. The sofa's mine, you get the chair. 645 00:41:52,796 --> 00:41:54,171 What have we here? 646 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:55,921 Just who I'm looking for. 647 00:41:56,087 --> 00:41:59,754 We were on our way to see you, ma'am. We have the money. 648 00:41:59,921 --> 00:42:01,462 Well, we had it. 649 00:42:01,629 --> 00:42:03,087 But the kid... 650 00:42:04,129 --> 00:42:05,546 He got mugged. 651 00:42:05,712 --> 00:42:07,337 They took his wallet. 652 00:42:07,962 --> 00:42:11,671 The gold MasterCard, all his cards, his money... 653 00:42:12,129 --> 00:42:13,296 In fact, 654 00:42:13,546 --> 00:42:17,462 I was opening the office so he could sleep here. He lost his keys, too. 655 00:42:17,629 --> 00:42:21,004 How could the boy sleep in that pigsty? 656 00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:23,962 Yeah, that's right. Maybe... 657 00:42:24,129 --> 00:42:25,921 you could put him up? 658 00:42:26,212 --> 00:42:27,254 Finally. 659 00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:31,379 You finally said something that makes sense. Come on, honey. 660 00:42:31,546 --> 00:42:33,754 -Go on. -I'll make room for you. 661 00:42:34,129 --> 00:42:36,921 Did you eat dinner? You must be starving. 662 00:42:37,296 --> 00:42:39,379 Go get her, champ! 663 00:42:39,837 --> 00:42:41,004 Come. 664 00:42:46,046 --> 00:42:48,421 Come to mama, sugar. 665 00:42:51,004 --> 00:42:52,129 Torrente! 666 00:42:52,587 --> 00:42:54,796 No, no, no. 667 00:42:56,046 --> 00:42:57,754 Torrente! 668 00:43:53,421 --> 00:43:55,754 Franco, you faggot! 669 00:43:56,879 --> 00:44:00,754 I'll bet you've been out sucking other dogs' asses. Damn dog. 670 00:44:07,004 --> 00:44:09,212 Kid, we've got work to do. 671 00:44:11,379 --> 00:44:13,046 Are you okay? 672 00:44:13,712 --> 00:44:15,421 I'm ready, Torrente. 673 00:44:17,671 --> 00:44:22,129 Here, for the road, my love. Bacon with tomato and fried peppers. 674 00:44:22,296 --> 00:44:23,962 Thanks, baby doll. 675 00:44:26,129 --> 00:44:27,046 Right. 676 00:44:27,212 --> 00:44:28,379 Goodbye, ma'am. 677 00:44:28,546 --> 00:44:33,212 We have to gather information, kid! Why were you in there for so long? 678 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:36,254 You know, Torrente. Living the vida loca. 679 00:44:36,421 --> 00:44:37,754 I'll smack you one. 680 00:44:41,254 --> 00:44:42,796 Look, there he is. 681 00:44:43,421 --> 00:44:44,587 Monolito! 682 00:44:45,254 --> 00:44:47,421 What's up, Torrente? 683 00:44:47,587 --> 00:44:49,629 -I have a job for you. -You do? 684 00:44:49,796 --> 00:44:51,712 What do you make of this? 685 00:44:53,962 --> 00:44:56,004 This is dangerous, Torrente. 686 00:44:56,171 --> 00:44:58,087 I'm not ready to die yet. 687 00:44:58,254 --> 00:44:59,171 Good Lord! 688 00:44:59,921 --> 00:45:02,296 Elite forces are involved. 689 00:45:02,462 --> 00:45:04,712 Top ranks of the higher archy. 690 00:45:04,879 --> 00:45:06,087 The Pentagon! 691 00:45:06,629 --> 00:45:08,837 -What about the necklace? -What necklace? 692 00:45:09,129 --> 00:45:10,671 The one in the photo! 693 00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:13,712 I thought you meant the ring. 694 00:45:15,962 --> 00:45:17,171 What about the ring? 695 00:45:17,796 --> 00:45:21,004 I told you, it's dangerous. I can't say more. 696 00:45:24,004 --> 00:45:25,546 Got any change? 697 00:45:30,296 --> 00:45:32,337 It's not about money, Torrente. 698 00:45:37,171 --> 00:45:39,087 This ring can only be 699 00:45:39,254 --> 00:45:40,421 worn by 700 00:45:40,587 --> 00:45:42,129 specialists working 701 00:45:42,296 --> 00:45:45,004 international affairs for the FBI. 702 00:45:45,171 --> 00:45:46,254 You understand? 703 00:45:46,421 --> 00:45:49,796 They're having an important party tonight. 704 00:45:50,129 --> 00:45:53,254 At the American Consulate. They often show up 705 00:45:53,421 --> 00:45:55,962 -around there. -We'll be there. 706 00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:57,337 Thanks, Manolito. 707 00:45:58,796 --> 00:46:00,962 -I owe you one. -Give me something! 708 00:46:01,671 --> 00:46:04,379 Here, fucking take it! You're too impatient! 709 00:46:19,629 --> 00:46:23,921 The kids are naturals at advertising! 710 00:46:26,587 --> 00:46:30,671 "Where the cops can't reach, Torrente Investigations". 711 00:46:30,837 --> 00:46:32,546 This is fucking cool. 712 00:46:33,129 --> 00:46:35,587 I can break a few windows if you want. 713 00:46:36,337 --> 00:46:37,546 Listen, kid. 714 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:40,587 -Didn't I tell you to fuck off? -here's one: 715 00:46:41,337 --> 00:46:44,296 "If anyone bugs you at all, give Torrente a call". 716 00:46:44,462 --> 00:46:45,962 Are you stupid? 717 00:46:46,129 --> 00:46:48,087 "Is peace your objective? Torrente Detective". 718 00:46:48,254 --> 00:46:50,587 "Be intelligent, call Torrente". 719 00:46:52,254 --> 00:46:53,087 Mom! 720 00:46:55,462 --> 00:46:56,671 Mom! 721 00:46:57,296 --> 00:46:58,712 Run to Mommy, shithead! 722 00:47:03,129 --> 00:47:06,504 How about it, Torrente? I'm ready for my diploma. 723 00:47:06,671 --> 00:47:08,921 It was good, but... all in due time. 724 00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:10,587 Looking good, Tirillas. 725 00:47:10,754 --> 00:47:14,754 Just stop stealing the newspapers on the calle Maravillas, okay? 726 00:47:14,921 --> 00:47:16,046 Mr. Torrente, sir. 727 00:47:16,212 --> 00:47:19,754 We told Cuco, my cousin and I are quitting. 728 00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:22,087 We're becoming security guards. 729 00:47:22,254 --> 00:47:24,546 Security guards, my Lord! 730 00:47:24,712 --> 00:47:26,212 My mom needs an operation. 731 00:47:26,379 --> 00:47:28,879 We need that money we loaned you back. 732 00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:31,546 No, of course, I'll pay you back. 733 00:47:32,504 --> 00:47:34,296 -Pay him, Gayolo. -Me? 734 00:47:34,837 --> 00:47:36,004 Yeah, sure. 735 00:47:36,171 --> 00:47:40,421 We'll give you the diploma, and the next trimester free. 736 00:47:40,629 --> 00:47:42,962 -Will I get to shoot? -Sure as shit! 737 00:47:43,129 --> 00:47:46,171 Torrente, this is Sebas. He's new. 738 00:47:46,796 --> 00:47:48,296 He's a retard! 739 00:47:48,462 --> 00:47:52,046 He's a good kid. And with Tirillas and his cousin quitting... 740 00:47:55,046 --> 00:47:56,212 What is this? 741 00:47:56,379 --> 00:48:00,587 20 thousand pesetas from my mom in case of loss or emergency. 742 00:48:02,712 --> 00:48:05,212 -And the whistle? -In case someone tries to rob me. 743 00:48:06,629 --> 00:48:08,962 Like I said, dumb as dirt. 744 00:48:09,129 --> 00:48:10,296 Hey, Torrente. 745 00:48:10,462 --> 00:48:13,379 -Gayola didn't even cover half of it. -It's all I have. 746 00:48:13,546 --> 00:48:14,837 Don't worry, Geronimo. 747 00:48:15,587 --> 00:48:18,546 Relax, Tirillas. You know I'm good for it. 748 00:48:20,087 --> 00:48:21,379 Listen up, kid. 749 00:48:22,004 --> 00:48:24,337 You want to be one of us? 750 00:48:24,504 --> 00:48:25,921 -Yes. -Good. 751 00:48:26,129 --> 00:48:27,254 You're one of us now. 752 00:48:27,629 --> 00:48:28,712 And since we 753 00:48:29,087 --> 00:48:32,087 have an emergency, and that's emergency money... 754 00:48:32,754 --> 00:48:34,129 You understand? 755 00:48:36,087 --> 00:48:37,212 No! Mush! Mush! 756 00:48:37,379 --> 00:48:39,587 What are you doing? Mush! Mush! 757 00:48:40,004 --> 00:48:41,379 Bad boy! very bad! 758 00:48:41,587 --> 00:48:43,962 One more time. You're one of us, 759 00:48:44,337 --> 00:48:46,337 and we have an emergency, 760 00:48:46,837 --> 00:48:50,754 so if this money is emergency money... It's ours, you got it? 761 00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:53,337 That's more like it. 762 00:48:54,671 --> 00:48:57,046 What are you doing, you retard? 763 00:48:57,212 --> 00:48:58,129 Fucking hell! 764 00:49:04,837 --> 00:49:07,171 The cops! The cops! Quick! 765 00:49:08,837 --> 00:49:10,171 Split up! 766 00:49:10,337 --> 00:49:11,379 What's going on? 767 00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:17,962 Those damn friends of yours. We ran our asses off! 768 00:49:18,712 --> 00:49:21,879 I sure envy those guys. 769 00:49:22,171 --> 00:49:26,212 14 paychecks, a badge, an official car, 770 00:49:26,921 --> 00:49:29,421 -servants of the State... -Come on, Torrente. 771 00:49:29,587 --> 00:49:32,087 You'll be a cop again someday, you'll see. 772 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:35,337 It's fucking hot as hell. 773 00:49:35,504 --> 00:49:38,879 -Let's go investigate that pool. -There? 774 00:49:39,129 --> 00:49:41,504 -We don't have... -Wake up, kid. 775 00:49:41,671 --> 00:49:45,212 Members of law enforcement don't pay in this country. 776 00:49:45,379 --> 00:49:46,754 -Got a swimsuit? -No. 777 00:49:46,921 --> 00:49:49,962 No matter. Today's underwear looks the same. 778 00:49:50,129 --> 00:49:52,462 -That's true. -Hide the clothes. 779 00:50:01,837 --> 00:50:06,004 Too bad we didn't bring Franco, he could sure use a bath. 780 00:50:09,379 --> 00:50:11,379 Fuck are you looking at? 781 00:50:11,587 --> 00:50:13,587 I hadn't noticed, Torrente. 782 00:50:13,879 --> 00:50:16,379 -You have tits! -What? 783 00:50:17,087 --> 00:50:20,171 They're pectorals! My pecs! I should kick your ass! 784 00:50:20,337 --> 00:50:22,254 Don't get so riled up. 785 00:50:22,421 --> 00:50:25,462 Come on! I want desire! Not kittens, tigers! 786 00:50:25,629 --> 00:50:28,171 Come on, wet those lips! That's more like it! 787 00:50:28,337 --> 00:50:29,712 Hey, Torrente. 788 00:50:30,671 --> 00:50:34,796 Don't you have this feeling like we're being followed? 789 00:50:35,254 --> 00:50:36,796 No, it's more like... 790 00:50:37,337 --> 00:50:38,671 The Americans call it: 791 00:50:38,837 --> 00:50:42,046 "constantension". Detectives get it. Constant tension. 792 00:50:42,212 --> 00:50:45,504 But I'd already noticed, kid. I'm a pro. 793 00:50:50,546 --> 00:50:53,421 Put that on, don't be such a scumbag. 794 00:50:58,921 --> 00:51:01,462 Isn't the water great, Torrente? 795 00:51:01,629 --> 00:51:03,421 Not just the water, kid. 796 00:51:03,587 --> 00:51:05,587 Some fine females here. 797 00:51:06,504 --> 00:51:08,254 Nice and clean. 798 00:51:11,504 --> 00:51:12,879 Did you see that? 799 00:51:13,046 --> 00:51:14,629 -See what? -A nigger! 800 00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:21,046 -He's a good diver. -Diver? 801 00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:25,296 How can they let a nigger share the water I swim in? Fucking sickos! 802 00:51:25,754 --> 00:51:28,462 -How far can they go? -Excuse me. 803 00:51:28,629 --> 00:51:30,046 Could you exit the pool? 804 00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:31,504 Why? What's wrong? 805 00:51:32,629 --> 00:51:34,754 Peeing in the pool is prohibited. 806 00:51:35,087 --> 00:51:37,171 What? Who peed? 807 00:51:37,504 --> 00:51:40,546 Look, we add a chemical solvent to the pool. 808 00:51:40,712 --> 00:51:43,712 It reacts with urine. So that the kids don't pee... 809 00:51:46,796 --> 00:51:49,046 And who's gonna make us leave? 810 00:51:49,212 --> 00:51:52,879 It's not about not leaving, that's not the issue. 811 00:51:53,337 --> 00:51:54,754 Since you look undecided, 812 00:51:54,921 --> 00:51:58,087 why don't you discuss it with my colleague? 813 00:51:59,921 --> 00:52:02,296 Shit, man! Another nigger! Let's go. 814 00:52:06,087 --> 00:52:10,296 It wasn't me, maybe it was one of those little drops in my shorts 815 00:52:10,462 --> 00:52:12,629 reacting to amino acids in the pool... 816 00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:15,462 Yeah, right. You peed, just like me. 817 00:52:15,879 --> 00:52:18,212 So this is 818 00:52:18,379 --> 00:52:20,879 the junkie who stole the chip? 819 00:52:21,962 --> 00:52:24,754 Yeah, the guy from the sketch. he's with your relative. 820 00:52:25,171 --> 00:52:28,504 My relative? What relative? 821 00:52:30,087 --> 00:52:32,462 -The fat ass from yesterday! -Sure. 822 00:52:32,629 --> 00:52:35,087 He said his name was Torrente, so I let him in. 823 00:52:35,254 --> 00:52:38,921 How could you think someone with such a stupid face 824 00:52:39,212 --> 00:52:41,587 could be part of this family? 825 00:52:43,504 --> 00:52:44,671 Dad's right. 826 00:52:45,004 --> 00:52:46,504 Don't insult the family. 827 00:52:51,254 --> 00:52:52,587 It can't be! 828 00:52:52,754 --> 00:52:54,796 Of all the people in Spain, 829 00:52:55,296 --> 00:52:57,296 it had to be this one, 830 00:52:57,462 --> 00:53:00,254 in particular, who comes and fucks up my plan. 831 00:53:00,462 --> 00:53:02,629 We've almost located them. 832 00:53:04,129 --> 00:53:07,504 I suspect that the fool with the junkie 833 00:53:07,671 --> 00:53:10,087 could be a nephew of mine. 834 00:53:10,462 --> 00:53:13,462 If you have to kill him, 835 00:53:13,629 --> 00:53:17,462 don't let that stop you. 836 00:53:19,004 --> 00:53:23,504 Sir, Fabiano's alive. Apparently he had a partner in the robbery. 837 00:53:23,671 --> 00:53:27,462 A small-time fence who owns a club. Mauricio Torrente. 838 00:53:27,671 --> 00:53:30,712 They plan to sell the chip to the highest bidder. 839 00:53:30,879 --> 00:53:34,629 I'm getting nervous. I need that detonator. 840 00:53:34,796 --> 00:53:36,796 I don't care about the money. 841 00:53:36,962 --> 00:53:38,754 I just want to blow up the city. 842 00:53:39,837 --> 00:53:41,712 Right, Luis Alberto? 843 00:53:41,879 --> 00:53:46,212 I don't understand. Why the fuck does your brother have to come along? 844 00:53:46,379 --> 00:53:49,546 He says it's his car, and he trusts no one. 845 00:53:49,712 --> 00:53:52,879 -Either he drives or no car. -Damn! 846 00:53:53,712 --> 00:53:55,712 Come on, let's go! 847 00:53:55,879 --> 00:53:57,421 Let's go, Luisito. 848 00:53:58,337 --> 00:54:01,379 I can't fucking believe this! 849 00:54:04,712 --> 00:54:08,212 I knew we'd need invitations to get in this place. 850 00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:11,379 Thank God I have a strategic plan. 851 00:54:11,546 --> 00:54:15,921 You stay here, in case we have to make a getaway. Give me those. 852 00:54:16,379 --> 00:54:18,754 Hurry up, I have to be home by two. 853 00:54:18,921 --> 00:54:21,296 You brought fucking Cinderella! 854 00:54:25,379 --> 00:54:29,462 Lie down over there in the street and act like you're hurt. 855 00:54:33,421 --> 00:54:34,171 Right there! 856 00:54:41,337 --> 00:54:42,671 What's your problem? 857 00:54:42,837 --> 00:54:44,004 What is that? 858 00:54:44,171 --> 00:54:45,171 It's not believable. 859 00:54:45,337 --> 00:54:47,171 Put your heart into it. 860 00:54:51,754 --> 00:54:53,129 Someone's coming! 861 00:55:03,587 --> 00:55:06,379 Good, good. That's it, very realistic. 862 00:55:06,962 --> 00:55:08,296 Very believable. 863 00:55:09,921 --> 00:55:11,254 Another, get ready! 864 00:55:31,171 --> 00:55:33,962 Mr. and Mrs. Schneider Torres. 865 00:55:37,212 --> 00:55:40,212 Mr. and Mrs. Gutierrez de Osma. 866 00:55:42,462 --> 00:55:43,796 Mr. and Mrs. 867 00:55:43,962 --> 00:55:47,337 Rodriguez Montalbo Winterbourne Alexander de Gayarre. 868 00:55:47,837 --> 00:55:50,504 We left the others at home. 869 00:55:52,587 --> 00:55:55,421 You see that, kid? Piece of cake. 870 00:55:56,046 --> 00:55:58,337 And now, time to investigate. 871 00:55:58,504 --> 00:56:02,837 Usual routine, right? You take the cocktails, I'll cover the appetizers. 872 00:56:04,921 --> 00:56:06,587 Look, pastries! 873 00:56:07,254 --> 00:56:08,921 One second, boss. 874 00:56:18,129 --> 00:56:19,129 Good shit! 875 00:56:19,796 --> 00:56:22,796 Let's go outside. What luxury! 876 00:56:24,962 --> 00:56:27,296 You see him? Kunta Kinte. 877 00:56:28,796 --> 00:56:30,837 It's all in the clothes, kid. 878 00:56:31,004 --> 00:56:34,546 I feel elegant, seductive... Don Juan, basically. 879 00:56:34,712 --> 00:56:38,046 What? You look like a waiter, Torrente. 880 00:56:38,879 --> 00:56:40,337 You're a retard. 881 00:56:51,421 --> 00:56:54,087 Here. Watch and learn. 882 00:57:08,712 --> 00:57:09,879 Pardon me? 883 00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:13,171 Have we met? 884 00:57:13,421 --> 00:57:14,796 Well, no. 885 00:57:14,962 --> 00:57:16,129 Not yet, baby. 886 00:57:16,296 --> 00:57:18,754 But that can easily be changed. 887 00:57:18,921 --> 00:57:19,754 Excuse me. 888 00:57:19,921 --> 00:57:20,962 Wait, blondie. 889 00:57:21,129 --> 00:57:22,671 Not so fast, honey. 890 00:57:22,837 --> 00:57:24,837 I want to tell you a secret. 891 00:57:25,004 --> 00:57:26,504 Did you know a woman's body 892 00:57:26,671 --> 00:57:28,712 has five chicken parts? 893 00:57:28,879 --> 00:57:30,671 Look: the left wing, 894 00:57:31,004 --> 00:57:31,837 the right, 895 00:57:32,296 --> 00:57:34,462 the gizzard, the breast, 896 00:57:34,629 --> 00:57:35,962 and the wishbone! 897 00:57:44,337 --> 00:57:46,879 She didn't like that at all! 898 00:57:47,046 --> 00:57:50,171 The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings. 899 00:57:50,337 --> 00:57:53,087 In that tiny thing? They'd never fit! 900 00:57:53,379 --> 00:57:55,296 Come on, there's an empty room. 901 00:57:56,587 --> 00:57:58,879 The safety of Europe is in good hands. 902 00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:00,337 If you can stop them, 903 00:58:00,504 --> 00:58:02,337 we have to pay two billion. 904 00:58:02,671 --> 00:58:04,837 -Did he say two billion? -Shut up! 905 00:58:05,004 --> 00:58:07,129 As we speak, Interpol has 906 00:58:07,296 --> 00:58:09,171 several special units 907 00:58:09,337 --> 00:58:10,837 working on the matter. 908 00:58:11,046 --> 00:58:14,379 Special units, Interpol, two billion pesetas! 909 00:58:14,587 --> 00:58:17,004 This is my dream case. 910 00:58:17,171 --> 00:58:20,546 And here we are, so close, scraping the surface... 911 00:58:20,712 --> 00:58:21,921 The necklace, the ring... 912 00:58:22,087 --> 00:58:26,504 Interpol never fails. I'm handling the case personally. 913 00:58:26,671 --> 00:58:29,546 Tomorrow we have an emergency meeting 914 00:58:29,921 --> 00:58:31,671 in the Golden Gate at noon. 915 00:58:31,837 --> 00:58:34,171 Did you hear that? You got the name? 916 00:58:34,421 --> 00:58:36,921 -Golden Gate? -Don't forget it. 917 00:58:40,421 --> 00:58:45,087 Cover yourself, kid. You're giving me a hard on. 918 00:58:51,671 --> 00:58:54,004 There could be a clue in there. 919 00:58:54,171 --> 00:58:55,796 I'll open the database. 920 00:58:55,962 --> 00:58:58,962 -Got any coke? -What, to snort right now? 921 00:58:59,129 --> 00:59:01,962 Aren't we working? I don't understand. 922 00:59:03,754 --> 00:59:06,296 I'll add it to what you already owe me. 923 00:59:06,462 --> 00:59:07,629 I'll slap you. 924 00:59:12,587 --> 00:59:14,087 What are you doing? 925 00:59:16,629 --> 00:59:19,296 Look, you retard. I'm gonna smack you. 926 00:59:20,296 --> 00:59:23,837 -Torrente! How did you know? -Well, I could smell it. 927 00:59:24,004 --> 00:59:26,087 And those years in the CIA. 928 00:59:26,629 --> 00:59:28,129 How do we get in? 929 00:59:28,504 --> 00:59:29,671 Get in? 930 00:59:30,754 --> 00:59:32,754 Let me think... 931 00:59:45,379 --> 00:59:46,546 Quick, what day is it? 932 00:59:47,296 --> 00:59:48,296 Tuesday. 933 00:59:48,462 --> 00:59:49,462 No, the date. 934 00:59:49,629 --> 00:59:50,587 The third. 935 00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:52,796 Let's get outta here! 936 00:59:53,921 --> 00:59:56,254 Fary's playing. I've had tickets for months. 937 00:59:56,421 --> 00:59:58,337 -Torrente! -No time to lose! 938 00:59:58,504 --> 01:00:01,254 Relax, the snitch is reliable. 939 01:00:01,421 --> 01:00:05,087 He saw them in the Consulate ten minutes ago. We've got them! 940 01:00:10,962 --> 01:00:12,629 CANCELLED 941 01:00:21,587 --> 01:00:23,546 Torrente, please... 942 01:00:24,171 --> 01:00:26,046 Cheer up, Torrente. 943 01:00:26,587 --> 01:00:29,629 Someday Fary will play at your own party, 944 01:00:29,796 --> 01:00:30,879 you'll see. 945 01:00:31,046 --> 01:00:32,212 You're the greatest. 946 01:00:33,671 --> 01:00:36,337 And you're about to solve a huge case. 947 01:00:37,004 --> 01:00:38,712 Besides, look. 948 01:00:38,879 --> 01:00:41,671 That girl over there can't keep her eyes off you. 949 01:00:42,837 --> 01:00:46,462 I just can't right now... I'm in love. 950 01:00:46,629 --> 01:00:47,921 No, but I think... 951 01:00:48,087 --> 01:00:49,671 She's a whore, Torrente. 952 01:00:49,837 --> 01:00:50,671 Yeah? 953 01:00:53,129 --> 01:00:55,254 Well, in that case... 954 01:00:55,504 --> 01:00:58,171 Let's see what she wants. 955 01:01:01,004 --> 01:01:05,129 -Hey, handsome. Looking for company? -No, thanks, I have a dog. 956 01:01:06,171 --> 01:01:08,504 Hey, baby. What's up? 957 01:01:08,837 --> 01:01:11,671 -What's your name? -Lulu, my name's Lulu. 958 01:01:11,962 --> 01:01:14,129 But call me anything you want. 959 01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:16,337 And when I say anything you want, 960 01:01:16,796 --> 01:01:19,087 I mean... anything. 961 01:01:20,796 --> 01:01:23,254 You have a... You're a guy. 962 01:01:23,712 --> 01:01:24,921 Do you mind? 963 01:01:25,754 --> 01:01:28,629 Well, as long as you don't charge me extra. 964 01:01:34,046 --> 01:01:37,337 She wanted 15 thousand pesetas, the fucking bitch. 965 01:01:37,504 --> 01:01:39,671 Not even for Claudia Schiffer. 966 01:01:41,129 --> 01:01:42,296 What's your problem? 967 01:01:42,629 --> 01:01:43,837 Not drinking? 968 01:01:44,296 --> 01:01:46,587 No, I'm studying. Drinking's bad. 969 01:01:48,212 --> 01:01:52,337 What the fuck? It's better than being a junkie, like your brother. 970 01:01:53,212 --> 01:01:54,379 Alcohol purifies. 971 01:01:54,587 --> 01:01:58,712 Look at me, drinking since I was ten, and I'm strong as a bull. 972 01:02:00,421 --> 01:02:01,587 It's not fair. 973 01:02:01,754 --> 01:02:04,796 They can't just cancel a concert for no reason. 974 01:02:04,962 --> 01:02:08,129 With all those chicks outside! Fary's an asshole! 975 01:02:08,296 --> 01:02:10,587 He can fucking go to hell! 976 01:02:14,212 --> 01:02:16,712 -Who said that? -What's your problem? 977 01:02:17,587 --> 01:02:19,087 Who the fuck said that? 978 01:02:22,087 --> 01:02:23,337 You, on your knees! 979 01:02:23,504 --> 01:02:24,421 Right there. 980 01:02:26,462 --> 01:02:29,421 Say that Fary's the best singer in Spain. 981 01:02:29,587 --> 01:02:31,796 Fary... best singer... in Spain. 982 01:02:31,962 --> 01:02:33,962 Now say that Fary's God. 983 01:02:34,129 --> 01:02:35,421 Fary is God. 984 01:02:35,587 --> 01:02:37,254 Good. Say that... 985 01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:38,796 your mother's a whore, 986 01:02:38,962 --> 01:02:41,879 and she eats Fary's bugars. No, 987 01:02:42,046 --> 01:02:43,254 don't say that. 988 01:02:43,421 --> 01:02:46,129 Everyone knows that already. Sing the "Torito"! 989 01:02:46,296 --> 01:02:48,587 -I don't know it. -You don't? 990 01:02:53,379 --> 01:02:54,712 What the fuck? 991 01:02:57,004 --> 01:02:58,212 It went off! 992 01:03:02,171 --> 01:03:04,504 -You son of a bitch! -Asshole! 993 01:03:08,087 --> 01:03:10,087 What a fucking mess! 994 01:03:11,921 --> 01:03:15,587 You hear him squealing like a pig? I barely grazed his ear. 995 01:03:15,754 --> 01:03:17,462 What a crybaby! 996 01:03:18,004 --> 01:03:21,337 -Where's your brother? -He stayed with the transvestite. 997 01:03:21,962 --> 01:03:23,462 What about the car? 998 01:03:24,421 --> 01:03:25,962 That's my Cuco! 999 01:03:26,962 --> 01:03:29,504 But let me drive. It's my brother's car. 1000 01:03:29,671 --> 01:03:32,337 I don't care whose car it is, 1001 01:03:32,504 --> 01:03:35,671 if you're with me, you're not driving. Coming or not? 1002 01:03:36,254 --> 01:03:38,629 You're making me crazy. 1003 01:03:40,171 --> 01:03:41,379 Wait... 1004 01:03:42,962 --> 01:03:45,212 I swear they were at the Consulate. 1005 01:03:48,296 --> 01:03:50,337 Shit! There they are! Turn around! 1006 01:04:07,796 --> 01:04:10,046 I think we're being followed. 1007 01:04:10,296 --> 01:04:12,337 We've got them. Speed up! 1008 01:04:12,504 --> 01:04:14,337 Don't be paranoid, kid. 1009 01:04:15,546 --> 01:04:17,212 They are following us. 1010 01:04:17,379 --> 01:04:18,212 Hold on. 1011 01:04:23,587 --> 01:04:25,296 You see? I was right. 1012 01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:26,879 -Let me drive! -hey! 1013 01:04:27,254 --> 01:04:28,962 Call the Argentinian. 1014 01:04:29,796 --> 01:04:32,129 No! I fucking said no! 1015 01:04:33,754 --> 01:04:35,171 I'll run the light 1016 01:04:35,421 --> 01:04:36,837 and we'll lose them. 1017 01:04:37,004 --> 01:04:38,921 -No, we won't fit! -You'll see. 1018 01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:43,712 Shit! Not that way! 1019 01:04:45,754 --> 01:04:46,796 Quick! 1020 01:04:55,754 --> 01:04:56,796 Chamorro! 1021 01:04:56,962 --> 01:04:58,796 The fat guy who robbed Grandma! Hurry up! 1022 01:05:06,879 --> 01:05:09,087 There, we lost them. 1023 01:05:09,879 --> 01:05:12,879 We've been taken out of service. 1024 01:05:13,046 --> 01:05:14,546 They're headed your way. 1025 01:05:14,962 --> 01:05:18,754 Cousin! Look what those jerks did to dad's truck! 1026 01:05:18,921 --> 01:05:20,837 We'll sue their asses! 1027 01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:22,712 -Oh, yeah! -We'll sue their asses. 1028 01:05:25,129 --> 01:05:27,837 Now somebody else is following us! 1029 01:05:28,004 --> 01:05:30,337 Don't let them get away. 1030 01:05:31,087 --> 01:05:32,129 Let me drive. 1031 01:05:32,296 --> 01:05:35,462 I fucking said no! No! I'll kick your ass! 1032 01:05:40,087 --> 01:05:41,421 Faster! They're on our tail! 1033 01:05:42,587 --> 01:05:44,921 I should have driven, Torrente. 1034 01:05:49,212 --> 01:05:50,212 Jesus! 1035 01:05:50,379 --> 01:05:52,462 Faster, and get down, like in movies! 1036 01:05:52,629 --> 01:05:53,754 What do you mean? 1037 01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:08,587 Fuck, that was cool! 1038 01:06:09,421 --> 01:06:12,379 Here, kid. Since you wanted to drive. 1039 01:06:14,587 --> 01:06:17,587 If you don't come early, there's no space for the umbrella. 1040 01:06:18,837 --> 01:06:20,546 "The early bird gets the worm". 1041 01:06:26,046 --> 01:06:27,212 Stay calm. 1042 01:06:27,504 --> 01:06:29,837 Relax everyone. We're all right. 1043 01:06:30,046 --> 01:06:31,546 We're fine. 1044 01:06:31,712 --> 01:06:33,796 The umbrella broke the fall. 1045 01:06:34,629 --> 01:06:37,004 My God, he's having a stroke! 1046 01:06:37,171 --> 01:06:38,504 My Manolo! 1047 01:06:38,671 --> 01:06:40,587 What's wrong with this man? 1048 01:06:40,754 --> 01:06:42,796 Get the pills, kid. We have first aid. 1049 01:06:45,629 --> 01:06:48,171 There you go, that should help. 1050 01:06:51,754 --> 01:06:54,087 Which fucking pill did you give me? 1051 01:06:54,254 --> 01:06:57,754 -How should I know? I have so many. -You dumbshit! 1052 01:07:04,046 --> 01:07:08,046 You should clean the place up. It looks ransacked. 1053 01:07:08,212 --> 01:07:11,421 Because it's been ransacked! Someone broke in here. 1054 01:07:11,587 --> 01:07:13,587 I always keep everything 1055 01:07:13,754 --> 01:07:15,421 -spick and span. -Oh, no! 1056 01:07:16,587 --> 01:07:17,796 Oh, no! 1057 01:07:27,671 --> 01:07:28,504 Torrente... 1058 01:07:28,671 --> 01:07:30,004 What is it? 1059 01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:33,879 Franco... is dead. 1060 01:07:41,129 --> 01:07:44,837 Just an innocent dog... He can't even go to heaven. 1061 01:07:45,004 --> 01:07:46,671 It should have been me. 1062 01:07:46,837 --> 01:07:51,046 They try to kill us in the car, they ransack my place, and now this. 1063 01:07:51,212 --> 01:07:52,212 Poor Franco. 1064 01:07:52,421 --> 01:07:54,171 He was such a good dog. 1065 01:07:54,587 --> 01:07:57,212 This means we're on the right track. 1066 01:07:57,712 --> 01:08:00,879 Or that we have something those fuckers want. 1067 01:08:01,087 --> 01:08:01,921 Torrente. 1068 01:08:02,796 --> 01:08:04,754 -It was my fault. -What? 1069 01:08:04,921 --> 01:08:07,671 Last night at the Consulate I took something. 1070 01:08:08,337 --> 01:08:09,504 But... 1071 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:14,254 That could be the key! Sure! It all makes sense now! 1072 01:08:14,421 --> 01:08:16,629 We have to go to that meeting! 1073 01:08:16,796 --> 01:08:18,504 -Quick! -Wait for me! 1074 01:08:18,671 --> 01:08:21,379 Wait, don't leave me! I want to go, too! 1075 01:08:21,671 --> 01:08:25,671 "Golden Gay". Are you sure this is it, kid? 1076 01:08:25,837 --> 01:08:27,879 That's what they said. "Golden Gay". 1077 01:08:28,046 --> 01:08:30,712 Yeah, sounds like American to me. 1078 01:08:30,879 --> 01:08:33,587 Very important people bathe here. 1079 01:08:33,754 --> 01:08:35,087 All right, let's go. 1080 01:08:46,712 --> 01:08:49,462 Strange place to hold a meeting. 1081 01:09:06,462 --> 01:09:10,587 Torrente, I'm gonna look over there. I'll be right back. 1082 01:09:10,754 --> 01:09:14,254 Fine, let me know if you see anything strange. 1083 01:09:31,837 --> 01:09:35,504 Don't get any ideas. I'm more than you could handle. 1084 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,421 Back to your comics. 1085 01:09:46,587 --> 01:09:49,129 We got it, kid, we got it. 1086 01:09:49,546 --> 01:09:53,546 I don't know exactly what, but it could solve the case. 1087 01:09:53,712 --> 01:09:54,379 Torrente! 1088 01:09:54,546 --> 01:09:56,004 I have more news for you. 1089 01:09:56,171 --> 01:09:58,171 Monolito, what luck. 1090 01:09:58,337 --> 01:10:00,671 -We need you urgently. -What's up? 1091 01:10:00,837 --> 01:10:05,504 I need you to give me a clinical analysis of this... and this. 1092 01:10:05,671 --> 01:10:06,879 Yes, sir. 1093 01:10:09,379 --> 01:10:11,712 This is faggot stuff. 1094 01:10:12,379 --> 01:10:14,421 Very faggot stuff. 1095 01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:17,921 Very big faggot stuff. 1096 01:10:18,129 --> 01:10:20,962 It's not the right lead. It's a false lead. 1097 01:10:21,129 --> 01:10:24,671 The man you want, the one who has the necklace, 1098 01:10:24,837 --> 01:10:29,462 is staying in the Hotel Don Miguel, in room 651. 1099 01:10:30,171 --> 01:10:32,212 -You dropped this. -Yes, thanks. 1100 01:10:33,546 --> 01:10:36,046 That's me! It looks just like me. 1101 01:10:36,212 --> 01:10:38,546 Great, very nice. 651. 1102 01:10:38,712 --> 01:10:40,046 -Let's go. -Excuse me. 1103 01:10:40,421 --> 01:10:42,629 You mind if I keep this? 1104 01:10:42,796 --> 01:10:44,629 Of course not. We owe you one. 1105 01:10:44,796 --> 01:10:47,337 Not at all! What are friends for? 1106 01:10:47,504 --> 01:10:48,671 Sure, sure. 1107 01:10:48,962 --> 01:10:52,171 We'll take Gayolo. I'll charge him for training. 1108 01:10:52,337 --> 01:10:55,796 -That Manolito sure knows a lot. -Yeah, he's a good man. 1109 01:10:55,962 --> 01:10:57,671 Hey, what's happening? 1110 01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:02,921 Look, I sent those guys over, the ones you're looking for. 1111 01:11:03,087 --> 01:11:04,837 Yeah, where you said. 1112 01:11:05,129 --> 01:11:07,796 Okay? And my payment? Great, thanks. 1113 01:11:08,462 --> 01:11:10,129 This feels so good! 1114 01:11:11,171 --> 01:11:13,671 That's it. They're on their way over. 1115 01:11:14,337 --> 01:11:17,046 We have them. Pass the fucking ball! 1116 01:11:17,212 --> 01:11:18,754 You're all alone! 1117 01:11:21,754 --> 01:11:23,254 Hotel Don Miguel. 1118 01:11:23,462 --> 01:11:28,254 This is your final exam, Gayolo. An international mystery. 1119 01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:31,754 -Will there be people with guns? -I hope not. 1120 01:11:34,462 --> 01:11:36,671 651. This is it. 1121 01:11:37,796 --> 01:11:39,962 -What are you doing? -Knocking. 1122 01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:41,504 I'll smack you! 1123 01:11:41,837 --> 01:11:44,046 Watch the pro. 1124 01:11:52,421 --> 01:11:53,212 Penalty! 1125 01:11:54,754 --> 01:11:56,462 The referee's blind! 1126 01:11:56,796 --> 01:11:58,004 That's a goal. 1127 01:11:58,171 --> 01:11:59,671 Fuck, they have guns! 1128 01:12:01,171 --> 01:12:02,837 Don't fucking push! 1129 01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:06,754 Get the guns! Quick! 1130 01:12:09,212 --> 01:12:10,462 After them! 1131 01:12:16,504 --> 01:12:18,046 Out of the way! 1132 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:24,004 We have to get out of here. The balcony! 1133 01:12:28,796 --> 01:12:31,837 -We can jump to the pool from here. -No fucking way. 1134 01:12:35,629 --> 01:12:38,171 This thing is loose. 1135 01:12:41,129 --> 01:12:43,754 -Like Butch and Sundance! -They die in the end. 1136 01:12:43,921 --> 01:12:45,254 Come on, just do it. 1137 01:12:46,004 --> 01:12:47,671 -It's too far! -Don't be a jinx. 1138 01:12:47,837 --> 01:12:50,337 One, two and three! 1139 01:13:00,921 --> 01:13:02,296 You see? I was right. 1140 01:13:02,462 --> 01:13:03,546 Get back! 1141 01:13:06,837 --> 01:13:08,712 Quick! To the other room! 1142 01:13:17,921 --> 01:13:19,587 The terrace! hurry! 1143 01:13:24,296 --> 01:13:26,046 They're jumping across! 1144 01:13:31,087 --> 01:13:32,212 Hi, bye! 1145 01:13:35,004 --> 01:13:36,587 Kill him! Shoot! 1146 01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:46,754 Goddamnit. 1147 01:14:03,921 --> 01:14:06,462 We almost got killed! 1148 01:14:07,379 --> 01:14:10,712 We've got them shitting in their pants. 1149 01:14:12,337 --> 01:14:14,337 I need a whisky. 1150 01:14:15,754 --> 01:14:17,754 And we can see your lady. 1151 01:14:18,379 --> 01:14:19,754 My love. 1152 01:14:20,462 --> 01:14:22,462 My love and a cocktail. 1153 01:14:22,629 --> 01:14:24,837 That's what I need, a drink. 1154 01:14:25,004 --> 01:14:27,879 Shit, kid. If not a car, then a motorcycle. 1155 01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:30,712 Anything but having to walk everywhere. 1156 01:14:31,837 --> 01:14:34,546 You got me used to... 1157 01:14:36,962 --> 01:14:39,629 All those things... 1158 01:14:39,796 --> 01:14:40,796 Look. 1159 01:14:43,087 --> 01:14:44,462 There she is, kid. 1160 01:14:46,004 --> 01:14:47,004 My Lord! 1161 01:14:47,421 --> 01:14:50,587 She's so beautiful. I can't resist. 1162 01:14:50,837 --> 01:14:54,671 -She's not much of a singer. -What do you know about art? 1163 01:14:54,837 --> 01:14:58,212 Discreetly, you came to me... 1164 01:14:58,462 --> 01:15:00,796 Such a deep... voice. 1165 01:15:03,171 --> 01:15:06,046 I'm going over there. Wait for me. 1166 01:15:08,171 --> 01:15:12,129 Filling my heart with dismay... 1167 01:15:15,837 --> 01:15:17,712 I couldn't imagine... 1168 01:15:21,129 --> 01:15:23,671 What love would be like... 1169 01:15:26,671 --> 01:15:29,046 In your strange world... 1170 01:15:33,379 --> 01:15:35,254 You see that, kid? 1171 01:15:35,421 --> 01:15:39,129 She gestured to me. I've got her in my pocket. 1172 01:15:39,421 --> 01:15:41,462 She looked at me. She... 1173 01:15:45,921 --> 01:15:46,587 Dad. 1174 01:15:46,754 --> 01:15:47,962 You won't believe it. 1175 01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:49,379 What the fuck? 1176 01:15:49,546 --> 01:15:50,837 -They're here. -Who? 1177 01:15:51,004 --> 01:15:52,087 Them. 1178 01:15:52,254 --> 01:15:56,962 Those two fuckers sure have balls. 1179 01:15:57,129 --> 01:16:00,462 That's all for now, baby. I'll finish you later. 1180 01:16:02,212 --> 01:16:03,712 Bring them to me. 1181 01:16:04,087 --> 01:16:05,421 Fine, don't push! 1182 01:16:09,296 --> 01:16:11,296 Don't be stupid, son. 1183 01:16:11,837 --> 01:16:13,837 Well, well, well. 1184 01:16:14,004 --> 01:16:15,337 Back for more? 1185 01:16:15,962 --> 01:16:18,921 Well, I kind of fell for the singer. 1186 01:16:19,087 --> 01:16:20,379 We've come 1187 01:16:20,546 --> 01:16:23,129 in peace. No ass-kicking necessary. 1188 01:16:23,296 --> 01:16:25,296 And I see you've brought it. 1189 01:16:27,171 --> 01:16:30,587 This? I always carry it with me. It was a gift. 1190 01:16:31,129 --> 01:16:33,212 And is it... authentic? 1191 01:16:33,379 --> 01:16:34,671 Authentic? 1192 01:16:34,962 --> 01:16:37,171 Eight red and white stripes, 1193 01:16:37,337 --> 01:16:40,921 the bear, the tree and the 7 stars. As authentic as it gets. 1194 01:16:41,087 --> 01:16:42,421 He's got balls. 1195 01:16:43,629 --> 01:16:46,962 I like that. You want something in exchange, right? 1196 01:16:47,296 --> 01:16:50,296 No, sir. I wouldn't trade my colors for anything. 1197 01:16:50,712 --> 01:16:52,629 He's got balls, but... 1198 01:16:52,796 --> 01:16:55,671 I don't think he's right in the head. 1199 01:16:55,837 --> 01:16:58,962 Look, let's be reasonable. 1200 01:17:00,462 --> 01:17:03,296 There must be something here that you like, right? 1201 01:17:09,129 --> 01:17:10,087 That. 1202 01:17:12,129 --> 01:17:13,212 That? 1203 01:17:14,837 --> 01:17:17,337 The picture for the pin? 1204 01:17:17,504 --> 01:17:20,796 Sure. It's a deal. Fine with me. 1205 01:17:26,837 --> 01:17:28,004 "Finders keepers, 1206 01:17:28,337 --> 01:17:30,546 losers weepers". No regrets. 1207 01:17:30,712 --> 01:17:32,212 See you later. 1208 01:17:32,379 --> 01:17:34,379 Easy, fellas! Let's be friends! 1209 01:17:34,921 --> 01:17:36,087 Mush! Mush! 1210 01:17:39,504 --> 01:17:40,712 Perfect. 1211 01:17:41,421 --> 01:17:45,129 Call Spinelli and arrange the exchange. 1212 01:17:45,754 --> 01:17:50,296 We'll take the two fools with us, just in case. 1213 01:17:52,254 --> 01:17:54,296 You know what this frame is worth? 1214 01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:58,337 I'll use it for one of my big titty calendars. 1215 01:17:58,504 --> 01:17:59,379 Torrente, look. 1216 01:17:59,546 --> 01:18:01,212 There's the singer. 1217 01:18:01,629 --> 01:18:04,671 She's about to leave. Go talk to her. 1218 01:18:05,296 --> 01:18:07,462 -Now? -It's now or never. 1219 01:18:07,629 --> 01:18:10,462 Seize the day, like you always say. 1220 01:18:10,629 --> 01:18:12,796 Yeah, that's true. 1221 01:18:13,087 --> 01:18:14,796 Hold this. 1222 01:18:21,754 --> 01:18:22,754 Miss... 1223 01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:25,754 I'm the guy from before. 1224 01:18:25,921 --> 01:18:27,421 Well, you see... 1225 01:18:28,754 --> 01:18:29,671 I was... 1226 01:18:30,129 --> 01:18:31,296 Well, you... 1227 01:18:33,004 --> 01:18:36,337 Well, I really like you. You're really hot. 1228 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:40,421 And... if you wanna come with me to a party, 1229 01:18:40,587 --> 01:18:45,129 or out for drinks... Would you like to go out with me? 1230 01:18:45,337 --> 01:18:47,254 Look, listen up. 1231 01:18:48,379 --> 01:18:51,754 If it meant my family would get chopped into pieces, 1232 01:18:51,921 --> 01:18:54,504 and the end of the human race as we know it, 1233 01:18:55,421 --> 01:18:58,587 I still would never go out with you. 1234 01:18:58,754 --> 01:19:00,087 Is that a "no"? 1235 01:19:01,546 --> 01:19:02,462 Honey. 1236 01:19:02,796 --> 01:19:04,962 Is this guy bothering you? 1237 01:19:05,129 --> 01:19:05,921 Some jerk. 1238 01:19:07,462 --> 01:19:10,337 What's up, fat boy? Got a problem? 1239 01:19:19,212 --> 01:19:21,212 How'd it go, Torrente? 1240 01:19:21,587 --> 01:19:24,421 She's not as pretty up close. 1241 01:19:26,712 --> 01:19:28,462 -Hey! -What's going on? 1242 01:19:32,129 --> 01:19:34,962 I hope you don't mind coming along. 1243 01:19:35,129 --> 01:19:38,462 I didn't want you to miss the party. 1244 01:19:38,671 --> 01:19:41,712 The truth is, I'm not really in the mood. 1245 01:19:42,004 --> 01:19:45,671 What's wrong? Are you sad? 1246 01:19:45,962 --> 01:19:47,629 No... Women. 1247 01:19:47,796 --> 01:19:48,587 Women? 1248 01:19:48,879 --> 01:19:50,587 Yeah, women. 1249 01:19:51,046 --> 01:19:52,504 They're all... 1250 01:19:53,421 --> 01:19:56,421 They're all bitches. Except my mom, of course. 1251 01:19:57,587 --> 01:19:58,796 No, son. 1252 01:19:58,962 --> 01:19:59,796 No. 1253 01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:02,587 Your mom as well. 1254 01:20:05,962 --> 01:20:06,837 But... 1255 01:20:07,004 --> 01:20:08,087 How did you get this? 1256 01:20:08,504 --> 01:20:09,879 Why? 1257 01:20:10,046 --> 01:20:12,087 Because... 1258 01:20:13,629 --> 01:20:16,046 Because I'm your father. 1259 01:20:17,004 --> 01:20:19,546 No, that's impossible. 1260 01:20:19,712 --> 01:20:21,212 Yes, my son. 1261 01:20:21,421 --> 01:20:22,921 Though that doesn't mean 1262 01:20:23,087 --> 01:20:26,004 I'm feeling proud now that I've met 1263 01:20:26,171 --> 01:20:27,712 the child. 1264 01:20:28,921 --> 01:20:31,629 That means you're... Uncle Mauri. 1265 01:20:31,796 --> 01:20:33,296 Yes, son. 1266 01:20:34,087 --> 01:20:37,212 Mauricio Torrente. Uncle Mauri. 1267 01:20:38,004 --> 01:20:41,087 They said you got lost in Venezuela. 1268 01:20:41,379 --> 01:20:43,087 Is that what they said? 1269 01:20:44,421 --> 01:20:47,754 Your father was a shithead. Since he was a kid. 1270 01:20:47,921 --> 01:20:49,629 A shithead and a pansy. 1271 01:20:50,004 --> 01:20:52,754 What people call a real loser. 1272 01:20:53,337 --> 01:20:54,754 And a bastard. 1273 01:20:55,587 --> 01:20:57,046 Thank God 1274 01:20:57,212 --> 01:21:01,046 I was there to give your mother a little pleasure. 1275 01:21:01,337 --> 01:21:03,254 And then you came along. 1276 01:21:07,671 --> 01:21:08,837 So... 1277 01:21:10,379 --> 01:21:12,212 Daddy. Daddy. 1278 01:21:13,337 --> 01:21:16,337 Cut the sissy crap, you fag. 1279 01:21:17,671 --> 01:21:19,671 What does worry me 1280 01:21:19,837 --> 01:21:22,962 is the mess you got into with the chip. 1281 01:21:23,671 --> 01:21:25,796 The chip? What chip? 1282 01:21:26,171 --> 01:21:27,379 We're here, sir. 1283 01:21:29,921 --> 01:21:32,004 We'll clear it up later. 1284 01:21:32,462 --> 01:21:36,504 And now... Let the party begin. 1285 01:21:52,712 --> 01:21:54,796 You brought what you stole from me? 1286 01:21:55,046 --> 01:21:56,212 Excuse me. 1287 01:21:56,921 --> 01:21:59,004 I recovered what was stolen from you. 1288 01:22:01,254 --> 01:22:02,837 You have my reward? 1289 01:22:03,337 --> 01:22:04,921 Yes, of course. 1290 01:22:05,129 --> 01:22:06,212 Obviously, 1291 01:22:06,379 --> 01:22:09,046 we can't give you the money without assurance 1292 01:22:09,212 --> 01:22:12,379 that the chip works and is authentic. 1293 01:22:12,546 --> 01:22:15,087 That's logical. one of my sons 1294 01:22:15,254 --> 01:22:17,212 and one of my best men 1295 01:22:17,671 --> 01:22:20,462 will stay with you as hostages 1296 01:22:20,629 --> 01:22:24,171 until you've confirmed the chip's authenticity. 1297 01:22:25,462 --> 01:22:28,212 -What's this about, Dad? -Relax. 1298 01:22:28,504 --> 01:22:30,004 That's fine with me. 1299 01:22:30,212 --> 01:22:31,421 The money. 1300 01:22:34,337 --> 01:22:35,712 Pain... 1301 01:22:36,337 --> 01:22:38,629 I see lots of pain. 1302 01:22:42,129 --> 01:22:43,337 Here, baby. 1303 01:22:44,504 --> 01:22:46,212 You're really foxy. 1304 01:22:53,546 --> 01:22:55,796 -What's going on? -hey, no pushing! 1305 01:22:55,962 --> 01:22:57,004 Do something. 1306 01:22:58,129 --> 01:23:00,171 Hey, show a little respect! 1307 01:23:02,587 --> 01:23:03,421 Dad! 1308 01:23:23,379 --> 01:23:25,379 Good work, boys. 1309 01:23:25,629 --> 01:23:29,046 Now let's have a little champagne. 1310 01:23:29,212 --> 01:23:32,212 And count the money to make sure it's all here... 1311 01:23:39,712 --> 01:23:41,087 Come in, Mayor. 1312 01:23:41,254 --> 01:23:43,712 Like I said, we have a mole inside. 1313 01:23:43,879 --> 01:23:45,087 A mole? 1314 01:23:45,296 --> 01:23:48,337 He's been undercover with the terrorists for 2 months. 1315 01:23:48,546 --> 01:23:51,212 We've been after that damn Spinelli for years. 1316 01:23:51,379 --> 01:23:53,754 The situation's under control, Captain. 1317 01:23:53,921 --> 01:23:56,587 Apparently they recovered the detonator chip. 1318 01:23:56,754 --> 01:23:59,171 But our man's about to act. Listen. 1319 01:24:05,129 --> 01:24:09,254 Luis Alberto, sorry for leaving you alone for so long. 1320 01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:12,171 Well? 1321 01:24:14,712 --> 01:24:16,879 The money's not there yet, sir. 1322 01:24:18,296 --> 01:24:19,962 But we have 5 minutes. 1323 01:24:20,129 --> 01:24:21,462 Maybe... 1324 01:24:22,879 --> 01:24:24,379 Luis Alberto... 1325 01:24:24,921 --> 01:24:26,921 They're pushing their luck. 1326 01:24:27,629 --> 01:24:29,962 They're pushing their luck. 1327 01:24:32,462 --> 01:24:36,504 I'd never been on a boat, Torrente. Isn't this cool? 1328 01:24:36,671 --> 01:24:37,587 Hey! 1329 01:24:37,754 --> 01:24:40,921 Is this going to take long? We've got things to do. 1330 01:24:43,129 --> 01:24:43,879 Robertson. 1331 01:24:44,379 --> 01:24:45,587 Everything ready? 1332 01:24:45,754 --> 01:24:46,712 The chip works? 1333 01:24:48,504 --> 01:24:49,879 Still checking, sir. 1334 01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:53,671 Look, Torrente! 1335 01:24:53,837 --> 01:24:55,962 That's the guy from the FBI! 1336 01:24:56,671 --> 01:24:57,879 You're right! 1337 01:24:59,171 --> 01:25:00,712 Freeze! Special forces! 1338 01:25:11,421 --> 01:25:15,129 Sir, agent 091 has been eliminated. 1339 01:25:15,671 --> 01:25:18,837 Won't this endanger the operation, Captain? 1340 01:25:19,712 --> 01:25:24,504 We have two helicopters, a special boarding team and an automatic 1341 01:25:24,671 --> 01:25:26,337 missile-interception system. 1342 01:25:26,796 --> 01:25:31,379 Still, could we evacuate the city in let's say... 5 minutes? 1343 01:25:35,587 --> 01:25:36,629 Never! 1344 01:25:36,879 --> 01:25:41,087 Nobody has ever laughed at Mauricio Torrente! 1345 01:25:41,337 --> 01:25:42,712 Never! 1346 01:25:43,212 --> 01:25:44,296 Good, 1347 01:25:45,087 --> 01:25:46,171 good. 1348 01:25:46,462 --> 01:25:50,379 When this is over I'd like to know who the idiot was 1349 01:25:50,546 --> 01:25:53,421 who gave a computer technician job 1350 01:25:53,587 --> 01:25:55,629 to an FBI spy. 1351 01:25:56,254 --> 01:25:59,462 Sir, the chip's authentic. We're ready. 1352 01:25:59,921 --> 01:26:01,087 Perfect. 1353 01:26:01,504 --> 01:26:03,421 Is the money in Switzerland? 1354 01:26:06,421 --> 01:26:07,754 Arm the missiles. 1355 01:26:10,962 --> 01:26:13,546 It's done, sir. The countdown has begun. 1356 01:26:14,129 --> 01:26:18,379 Well, in five minutes Marbella will be destroyed. 1357 01:26:18,546 --> 01:26:20,629 Oh, well. Inform the bridge. 1358 01:26:20,796 --> 01:26:21,921 We're leaving. 1359 01:26:22,087 --> 01:26:23,087 Kill those two. 1360 01:26:24,629 --> 01:26:25,712 They stink. 1361 01:26:29,629 --> 01:26:31,337 Freeze or the monkey gets it! 1362 01:26:31,504 --> 01:26:34,504 No, please, sir... Stay calm. 1363 01:26:35,129 --> 01:26:37,587 It's one of a kind, he belongs 1364 01:26:37,754 --> 01:26:40,504 to a species on the brink of extinction. 1365 01:26:42,587 --> 01:26:45,587 I assure you, in good times, I can be very good. 1366 01:26:46,087 --> 01:26:47,879 But if something happens 1367 01:26:48,046 --> 01:26:50,337 to the monkey, anything at all... 1368 01:26:50,504 --> 01:26:53,421 Even if it's the last thing I do in this life, 1369 01:26:53,587 --> 01:26:54,504 I'll... 1370 01:26:56,212 --> 01:26:57,212 he bit me! 1371 01:27:04,129 --> 01:27:07,337 The fucker bit me! I could get syphilis! 1372 01:27:07,671 --> 01:27:08,587 Kill him! 1373 01:27:23,212 --> 01:27:24,129 My money! 1374 01:27:24,379 --> 01:27:25,921 I want my money! 1375 01:27:26,546 --> 01:27:28,712 What have you done, you lunatic? 1376 01:27:29,004 --> 01:27:32,004 For now, I'm going to sink your ship. 1377 01:27:32,171 --> 01:27:33,046 Dad! 1378 01:27:34,046 --> 01:27:37,087 How can you sink it with us inside? 1379 01:27:37,337 --> 01:27:39,337 Is that man your father? 1380 01:27:43,462 --> 01:27:44,837 A missile came loose. 1381 01:27:45,712 --> 01:27:47,879 It'll explode on the ship! 1382 01:27:53,087 --> 01:27:54,796 Nobody move! 1383 01:27:55,796 --> 01:27:56,712 Robertson! 1384 01:28:07,171 --> 01:28:08,837 Sorry, kid. 1385 01:28:10,379 --> 01:28:11,754 It's your turn. 1386 01:28:11,962 --> 01:28:16,671 Look, that's the secret exit to my escape vessel. We can leave together. 1387 01:28:18,671 --> 01:28:22,004 I have all the money you could want at my refuge in Estepona. 1388 01:28:22,254 --> 01:28:23,796 But, please... 1389 01:28:24,337 --> 01:28:27,129 Shoot the man that killed my beloved Luis Alberto. 1390 01:28:28,004 --> 01:28:30,296 Pay no attention to him, Dad. 1391 01:28:31,879 --> 01:28:33,796 Shoot him? 1392 01:28:34,587 --> 01:28:35,671 A son? 1393 01:28:35,962 --> 01:28:37,504 My own flesh and blood? 1394 01:28:37,671 --> 01:28:39,587 A bastard, maybe. 1395 01:28:39,754 --> 01:28:44,087 But with feelings, preoccupations... 1396 01:28:44,504 --> 01:28:47,379 I don't mean to rush such a delicate decision, 1397 01:28:47,546 --> 01:28:49,212 but this is going to explode. 1398 01:28:49,587 --> 01:28:52,712 I can give you 200 million in cash. 1399 01:28:53,046 --> 01:28:55,046 200 million? 1400 01:28:55,629 --> 01:29:00,712 Sometimes a father must make such difficult decisions. 1401 01:29:03,796 --> 01:29:05,087 Well, son... 1402 01:29:06,462 --> 01:29:07,754 Fuck you. 1403 01:29:08,254 --> 01:29:08,837 Dad! 1404 01:29:12,379 --> 01:29:13,587 It's stuck. 1405 01:29:14,796 --> 01:29:15,754 Damn thing. 1406 01:29:18,462 --> 01:29:20,962 Now, kid! There's no time to lose! 1407 01:29:21,129 --> 01:29:22,462 This way, he said 1408 01:29:22,629 --> 01:29:24,712 this was the emergency exit. 1409 01:29:25,921 --> 01:29:28,879 We can't leave! Our friends and families are in Marbella! 1410 01:29:29,046 --> 01:29:30,087 They'll explode! 1411 01:29:30,254 --> 01:29:32,629 -What? -Tirillas, Sebas, my brother... 1412 01:29:32,796 --> 01:29:35,171 Kid, this place is going to blow! 1413 01:29:35,421 --> 01:29:37,962 But there's a missile aimed at Marbella! 1414 01:29:40,379 --> 01:29:43,712 Okay, let's do it. I think this is the joystick. 1415 01:29:46,087 --> 01:29:47,254 This must be here. 1416 01:29:47,421 --> 01:29:49,587 Look, it's moving! 1417 01:29:50,379 --> 01:29:54,462 -Aim for the sea, Torrente! -Fuck the sea, kid! 1418 01:29:54,629 --> 01:29:57,379 Since we're already here... Gibraltar! 1419 01:29:57,546 --> 01:29:59,546 Spanish or nothing! 1420 01:29:59,712 --> 01:30:00,837 There. Here we go. 1421 01:30:01,046 --> 01:30:02,254 Son...! 1422 01:30:03,004 --> 01:30:05,337 We'll go and call for back up. 1423 01:30:06,046 --> 01:30:07,254 Son...! 1424 01:30:07,546 --> 01:30:09,087 Bye, Dad! 1425 01:30:11,546 --> 01:30:13,879 Son of a bitch! 1426 01:30:15,421 --> 01:30:17,087 Peddle, Cuco. 1427 01:30:18,587 --> 01:30:22,462 If I'd known it was going to work, I'd have aimed at France. 1428 01:30:22,629 --> 01:30:25,462 But your dad's back there with the other missile. 1429 01:30:25,629 --> 01:30:28,462 Don't worry about him, he's resourceful. 1430 01:30:28,712 --> 01:30:31,046 He's probably already on top of things. 1431 01:30:31,212 --> 01:30:34,379 He's got that guy with the monkey by the balls. 1432 01:30:37,421 --> 01:30:39,421 Holy shit! Unbelievable! 1433 01:30:45,879 --> 01:30:47,379 It's tough, kid. 1434 01:30:47,587 --> 01:30:49,254 Losing a father. 1435 01:30:50,837 --> 01:30:53,837 But I've lost two now, so I'm used to it. 1436 01:30:54,004 --> 01:30:56,462 Come on, we've got a long way to go. 1437 01:31:26,629 --> 01:31:29,546 It is our honor to decorate this man, 1438 01:31:30,379 --> 01:31:32,046 who in risking his life, 1439 01:31:32,212 --> 01:31:36,254 saved the city of Marbella. We're proud to return him 1440 01:31:36,671 --> 01:31:38,004 to the police force. 1441 01:31:38,171 --> 01:31:40,212 He should never have left. 1442 01:31:40,671 --> 01:31:42,004 He'll be given a post... 1443 01:31:42,171 --> 01:31:44,712 Whatever they want, but far away from Marbella. 1444 01:31:45,046 --> 01:31:47,296 ...to serve the community once again. 1445 01:31:47,712 --> 01:31:49,379 Congratulations, kid. 1446 01:31:51,962 --> 01:31:54,837 I knew he'd go far. 1447 01:32:16,712 --> 01:32:17,879 Thank you. 1448 01:32:18,254 --> 01:32:22,712 I am what I am thanks to all of you. viva Espańa! 1449 01:32:22,879 --> 01:32:23,712 Viva! 1450 01:32:24,129 --> 01:32:29,129 Fresh fish for sale! Sardines, mackerel! Come and get it! 1451 01:32:30,129 --> 01:32:31,587 Please don't do this. 1452 01:32:31,754 --> 01:32:33,171 Please... 1453 01:32:34,629 --> 01:32:38,337 It's parked fine, there's no sign or anything... 1454 01:32:38,504 --> 01:32:40,504 Please don't tow it away. 1455 01:32:40,754 --> 01:32:42,379 Lady, it's parked on the yellow line. 1456 01:32:42,546 --> 01:32:43,587 Are you nuts? 1457 01:32:43,754 --> 01:32:45,962 3 centimeters! You can't do this! 1458 01:32:46,337 --> 01:32:48,879 Miss, don't get hysterical. 1459 01:32:49,587 --> 01:32:51,462 -We might... -I'll pay the fine. 1460 01:32:51,629 --> 01:32:52,796 Just leave it here. 1461 01:32:52,962 --> 01:32:55,046 I need it, it's urgent. Please. 1462 01:32:55,629 --> 01:32:57,462 Tough luck, sugar. 1463 01:32:59,421 --> 01:33:01,254 Cuco, let's go. 94537