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Fuck!
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Hey, Amy!
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You got any crystal?
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Fuck off.
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Shit, who pissed
in your Fruit Loops?
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Peanut, why don't you go
passionately fuck yourself?
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Ew, yuck! You're all sweaty.
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What ya lookin' for?
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My skull lighter.
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I swear, if it's missing,
I'll slit my wrists!
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Ooh, now that would be a
great loss to the human race.
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Sit and spin.
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That guy has the intelligence
of a stool sample.
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He's okay.
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I think he's got brain damage.
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But he's okay.
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This place is
so fucking boring.
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I wish someone would
burn it to the ground.
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Can we just get the
fuck outta here?
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Okay.
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Wanna go to Heaven?
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Go ahead
and stick it inside.
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Jordan, put your dick in me!
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I'm trying.
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I'm sorry.
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I just...
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What?
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I'm afraid of catching AIDS.
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But we're both virgins.
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Where's the
fuckin' cigarettes?
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I dunno what it is,
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but, I feel really
weird tonight,
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like something's gonna happen
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Me too.
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Hey, Amy.
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Do you love me?
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Yeah, totally.
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Why?
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It's just...
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"I love you" can
mean a lot of things,
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like, "You'll do till
someone better comes along,"
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or, "I can't describe
how I really feel,
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but I know I'm
supposed to say this,"
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or, "Shut up! I'm watching TV."
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Are you stoned?
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I think sometimes this city
is sucking away my soul.
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Like, yesterday I was stuck
in this humongous traffic jam
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on the 405 freeway
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and I just couldn't wait
to get to the dead bodies
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lying there on the
bloody asphalt.
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All I cared about was
getting out and moving again.
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I know.
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I feel like a gerbil smothering
in Richard Gere's butthole.
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There just is no place
for us in this world.
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Hey, get off my fucking car!
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Wake up, cocksucker!
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It's time to die!
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Yo, bitch, would you just go?
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Go!
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Get your fucking
hands off my car!
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Goddamn motherfucker!
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I swear, if there is
one dent in the door,
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one scratch in the paint...
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What the fuck are
you talkin' about?
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This car is older than you
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and your jailbait
boyfriend here combined.
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I love this car.
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Oh, my God, you're bleeding
all over the upholstery!
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Jesus, don't potty in
your panties about it.
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Jordan, he is bleeding
all over my upholstery!
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It's okay, Amy,
he's cleaning it up.
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You all right, man?
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Yeah. I'm totally into
getting the fuck beat out of me
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and slicing my own leg up.
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You're really fuckin'
rude. You know that?
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Hey, that's my shirt.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, it's cool.
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Go ahead, use it.
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That is so gross.
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What's your name, anyway?
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What's your name?
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Xavier.
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What?
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It's Xavier.
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That is the stupidest
fuckin' name I have ever heard.
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Is it cool if I
just call you "X"?
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I can't really
pronounce all that.
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Only if I get to
call you "Nutlicker".
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If bullshit were music,
you'd be a big brass band.
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What's with your
lady here, Jordo?
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Terminal PMS?
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Fuck you.
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No. Fuck you!
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Fuck you,
you stinking cootch.
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Fuck you, you big
wet bearded clam!
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Get out of my fucking car!
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Come on, Amy,
he didn't mean it.
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He's just joking around.
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Right X?
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Tell her.
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Yeah, Amy.
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Don't get your uterus
all tied in a knot.
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Listen, jism-breath!
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I want you out of my fucking
car right this fucking second!
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I'm not kidding, scumfuck!
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Get lost!
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You're, uh,
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giving me an erection.
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You're repugnant!
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Okay, Miss America, you win.
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Later, gator.
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Hey!
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What about my shirt?
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Thanks, X.
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My pleasure, Nutlicker.
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Will you marry me?
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Hey, you don't have
to decide immediately.
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Hey! You think about it!
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You can dance if you want!
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Sleep on it, honey!
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I swear, Amy, you
can be so harsh.
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I don't know, he seemed cool.
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Kinda strange maybe.
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He was an anus-face.
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What were we talkin'
about the other day,
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about trying to be less
judgmental of people?
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Fuck that.
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I'm starvin'.
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Stop at the next
Quickiemart, okay?
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Sure you don't want anything?
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I'm speeding, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey!
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No smoking here!
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Jesus!
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Hey, guy, girlie, you pick up.
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Eat my fuck.
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Amy...
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Pick up, girlie.
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I'm so sure.
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We happy?
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$6.66.
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Huh, that's weird.
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Must've fallen out in the car.
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I'll pay you right back.
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Oh fuck!
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Scumfuck.
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$6.66.
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You fucking kook, we left
our wallets in the car, okay?
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Let me just go out and...
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$6.66.
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What're you gonna do, shoot
us? Is this some kind of joke,
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like "Candid Camera"
or something?
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Scram!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Saving your fucking life!
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Did I ask you to do
us any big favors, huh?
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Would you please just
get the fuck outta here?
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Jordan, he is getting
us into deep shit.
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Would you just get
the hell outta here?
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Come on!
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Hey, come on, man!
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- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Relax, relax, relax!
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Would you just fucking chill?
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His head...
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His head, man, it was talkin'.
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Oh, my God!
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I think, we're probably cool.
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I mean, the weirdo gook
Lady with the machete,
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she probably doesn't
even speak English.
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I think everything's
gonna be fine.
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What the fuck do you mean,
"everything's gonna be fine?"
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You just blew somebody's
fucking head off!
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You know, you gotta
be a little pessimist
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all the time, don't you?
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Little Miss Gloom and Doom.
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Well, fuck you!
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You were there.
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You were both there with me.
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And read my lips,
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we're in this together.
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I fry, we all fry.
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Blow it out your
crusty rectum, loser.
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We don't know you, we
barely just met you,
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and we certainly don't like you.
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You're fucking crazy!
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And you're ugly besides.
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I love you too, darling.
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His fuckin' head,
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it was in the relish and onions
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and, it was talkin'.
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I mean, don't you
think you oughta
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call your mom or something?
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Tomorrow.
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What?
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00:14:02,371 --> 00:14:04,329
Mommy and Daddy'll be all
worried about their baby girl?
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My mom used to
be a heroin addict,
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now she's a Scientologist.
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My old man's dead.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm not.
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He was a bloated, alky pig,
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who was always
trying to molest me.
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00:14:20,345 --> 00:14:21,172
What about you?
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My folks live in Encino.
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My mom shot my dad
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and then killed
herself when I was 12.
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I'm taking a bath.
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I love this show, man.
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So how long you
and Princess Leia
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been a happy little couple?
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Fuck,
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a long time.
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Three months.
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No way.
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You know, most of
my relationships,
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they last about three days,
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or, uh, three hours.
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Yeah, well,
relationships bite.
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Wow!
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Righteous tattoo!
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- Thanks.
- I been wantin' one forever,
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00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:06,625
but, I can't decide on a
design I like enough to,
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you know, wear on my body
for like the rest of my life.
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It's a big commitment.
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I sure do like
yours a lot though.
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I gotta take a whiz.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I must piss.
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Now some of this
next footage may be
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too gruesome for some
audience members,
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so viewer discretion is advised.
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Police say that the severed
head of Quickiemart proprietor,
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Nguyen Kok Suk, was still
talking when it was discovered
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at approximately 2:39 AM by
a Jerseymaid deliveryman.
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And the San Fernando Valley
Sheriffs Department is
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still investigating the
bizarre, ritualistic slaying
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of his wife and
children as well.
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It appears that the
shopkeeper's wife,
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was so distraught over
the slaying of her husband
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that she took the
lives of her children,
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disemboweling them.
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Wait just a second there!
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Disemboweling them?
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Yes, Chet, disemboweling them,
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before taking the
knife to herself
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in some kind of
unusual suicide rite.
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The police so far have only
one clue to the identity
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of Mr. Suk's murderer
or murderers,
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this skull earring,
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the type sold most frequently
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in rock and roll
paraphernalia shops,
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often worn by
homosexuals, satanists,
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and members of other
dangerous cult groups.
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Now hold it, Sandy.
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Um, correct me if I'm wrong,
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but don't a lot of people,
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especially trendy teenagers
following the latest fad,
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kids who are otherwise
perfectly normal,
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don't they wear earrings
similar to the one shown here?
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Yes. Well,
Chet, that is a problem.
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You don't have to be 19
to have a body like this.
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You don't have to work
out eight hours a day.
267
00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:13,872
All right.
268
00:20:18,921 --> 00:20:21,358
Smooth move, ex-lax.
269
00:20:21,402 --> 00:20:24,579
- Pinch the bridge of your nose.
- Oh, man.
270
00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:25,493
Pinch it there.
271
00:20:28,148 --> 00:20:30,976
I'm so fuckin' hungry,
I could eat my leg.
272
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,413
How about a little
foodular action?
273
00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:38,114
Welcome
to Carnoburger.
274
00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:39,376
May I have your orders please?
275
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:43,859
Gimme the Slop-O-Rama
Bellybuster, no onions,
276
00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:45,513
A passion fruit Slurpster,
277
00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:50,126
and, a side of curly-Q fries.
278
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:52,911
I'll have some
barbecue beef chunks,
279
00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:55,610
some fried cheese balls,
280
00:20:55,653 --> 00:20:56,741
and an Evian.
281
00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:01,833
Diet coke, extra large.
282
00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:03,966
She never eats when
she does crystal.
283
00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:04,923
Shut up.
284
00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,490
That'd be all?
285
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:07,100
Yep!
286
00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:11,104
Hey, I lost my earring.
287
00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:13,323
That'll be $6.66.
288
00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:15,499
Please pull forward
to the window.
289
00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:16,805
Jordan, I'm sure.
290
00:21:16,848 --> 00:21:18,415
We are like in a
total predicament
291
00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:20,287
and you're worried about
losing a fucking earring?
292
00:21:21,418 --> 00:21:22,985
It's got sentimental value.
293
00:21:24,856 --> 00:21:26,945
My mom gave it to me when I
finally passed algebra/ trig.
294
00:21:29,992 --> 00:21:33,865
You can relax your royal
sphincter muscle, your highness.
295
00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:36,433
The crazy machete Lady
offed herself and her kids,
296
00:21:36,477 --> 00:21:38,696
so there are no witnesses left.
297
00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,089
- What?
- What?
298
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,265
- They're all dead.
It was on the news.
299
00:21:42,309 --> 00:21:45,050
You are so full of sheep
excrement it's not even funny.
300
00:21:46,835 --> 00:21:49,185
I saw it on TV, so it's
gotta be true, right?
301
00:21:51,622 --> 00:21:55,191
Yeah, but, what if dead
guy's head is still talking
302
00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,368
and he tell the cops everything?
303
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:04,113
Ugh! Grossify me.
304
00:22:05,288 --> 00:22:07,072
6.66.
305
00:22:09,858 --> 00:22:11,033
Sunshine?
306
00:22:11,076 --> 00:22:12,469
Gimme some money.
307
00:22:12,513 --> 00:22:14,515
Sunshine, is that you?
308
00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:17,170
I think you must've me
mixed up with someone else.
309
00:22:17,213 --> 00:22:19,563
Gonad-face, gimme some money.
310
00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:20,477
Don't lie to me now.
311
00:22:22,566 --> 00:22:24,394
I know it's you.
312
00:22:24,438 --> 00:22:25,961
Look, you fucking
chunky pumpkinhead,
313
00:22:26,004 --> 00:22:29,138
I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about!
314
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,009
Would you just give
me some fucking money?
315
00:22:31,053 --> 00:22:34,099
You said you loved me.
316
00:22:34,143 --> 00:22:36,406
You said you'd never leave me.
317
00:22:36,450 --> 00:22:39,409
It this "Night of
the Living Brain-dead?"
318
00:22:39,453 --> 00:22:42,760
Wake up and smell
the cappuccino, geek!
319
00:22:42,804 --> 00:22:45,415
I don't know you, I've never
fucking seen you before,
320
00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:47,939
I don't know who the
fuck this Sunshine is!
321
00:22:47,983 --> 00:22:49,071
You little whore.
322
00:22:51,073 --> 00:22:52,857
You broke my fucking heart!
323
00:22:52,901 --> 00:22:54,946
Come on, Sunshine,
324
00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:57,340
give the poor guy a break.
325
00:22:57,384 --> 00:23:01,823
Shut the fuck up and give
me some motherfucking money!
326
00:23:03,999 --> 00:23:04,608
Isn't that nice?
327
00:23:06,349 --> 00:23:10,005
I figure, if I can't
have you, no one will.
328
00:23:17,447 --> 00:23:20,233
Hey, Bartholomew,
what's going on?
329
00:23:23,105 --> 00:23:25,325
The bitch.
330
00:23:27,936 --> 00:23:28,458
I will find her
331
00:23:30,895 --> 00:23:32,157
and I will kill her.
332
00:23:32,201 --> 00:23:33,420
Is it fucking
full moon or what?
333
00:23:33,463 --> 00:23:36,379
I mean, what the
fuck is going on?
334
00:23:36,423 --> 00:23:38,076
You shouldn't have broke
his little old, achey heart
335
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,513
like that, Sunshine.
336
00:23:39,556 --> 00:23:41,123
Cram it, ass-crack.
337
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,517
We wouldn't be in this
mess if it wasn't for you.
338
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,693
Mellowize thyself, fish witch.
339
00:23:47,303 --> 00:23:48,173
You ever considered cuttin' down
340
00:23:48,217 --> 00:23:50,088
on your crystal intake a bit?
341
00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:50,915
Christ!
342
00:23:52,569 --> 00:23:55,006
I have had it with you!
343
00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,660
Don't worry, Amy.
344
00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:59,968
We're here, we're safe,
everything is cool.
345
00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:04,059
Jordan, I just wanna go home
346
00:24:04,102 --> 00:24:05,539
and forget this whole
entire nightmare.
347
00:24:07,105 --> 00:24:08,933
It's all right Amy, really.
348
00:24:10,370 --> 00:24:12,589
In the morning, we'll
figure it all out.
349
00:24:14,635 --> 00:24:15,288
Okay?
350
00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:17,812
Yeah, sure.
351
00:24:23,557 --> 00:24:24,819
I'm gonna get ready for bed.
352
00:24:26,037 --> 00:24:28,213
Okay.
353
00:24:28,257 --> 00:24:29,519
Brush your teeth
before you turn in,
354
00:24:29,563 --> 00:24:31,086
otherwise you'll
have cheese-breath.
355
00:24:40,748 --> 00:24:43,141
I get the feeling Amy
doesn't like me very much.
356
00:24:44,578 --> 00:24:46,319
Don't take it personal, X.
357
00:24:47,276 --> 00:24:48,277
She's just a little
358
00:24:50,148 --> 00:24:52,194
aloof till you get to know her.
359
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,581
I've never seen a
tattoo there before.
360
00:26:20,021 --> 00:26:20,804
Touch it.
361
00:26:23,503 --> 00:26:24,286
Go ahead,
362
00:26:25,635 --> 00:26:26,288
indulge.
363
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,474
What's it a picture of?
364
00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:42,826
Can't you tell?
365
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:47,309
It's Jesus.
366
00:26:47,352 --> 00:26:50,965
Nuh-uh.
367
00:26:51,008 --> 00:26:54,011
Why the hell do you have
Jesus tattooed on your dick?
368
00:26:57,145 --> 00:27:01,062
So people, when I'm
boning 'em, can say,
369
00:27:01,105 --> 00:27:04,631
"I've got Jesus inside me."
370
00:27:15,555 --> 00:27:17,774
I'm gonna vacuum your tongue
right out of your face.
371
00:27:32,572 --> 00:27:33,355
Wait.
372
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,058
I'm gonna come!
373
00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:41,885
Already?
374
00:27:43,626 --> 00:27:46,107
Don't worry, I'm good for
about six times a night.
375
00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:46,673
Nuh-uh!
376
00:27:48,109 --> 00:27:50,067
Four at least!
377
00:27:50,111 --> 00:27:52,330
How about you? You
anywhere close?
378
00:27:52,374 --> 00:27:54,985
Well, sorta.
379
00:27:56,683 --> 00:27:59,686
I... I can't hold
it much longer!
380
00:28:42,076 --> 00:28:43,207
Where is she?
381
00:28:44,948 --> 00:28:46,515
Where is my little
dandelion flower?
382
00:28:48,909 --> 00:28:50,780
Tell me where she is
383
00:28:50,824 --> 00:28:52,782
or you'll gonna
have a mangled stump
384
00:28:52,826 --> 00:28:54,567
in place of that
fairy face of yours.
385
00:28:59,136 --> 00:29:00,703
Tell me where she is,
386
00:29:00,747 --> 00:29:03,401
you fucking slimy
piece of queerbait!
387
00:29:03,445 --> 00:29:04,794
I'm right here, love-bucket.
388
00:29:09,451 --> 00:29:11,366
My pearly dew drops fraps.
389
00:29:12,976 --> 00:29:14,587
I've missed you
so much, my darling.
390
00:29:22,203 --> 00:29:25,336
You know I could never live
without you, my pumpkin.
391
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,034
I've dreamed of this
moment for months.
392
00:29:34,824 --> 00:29:35,608
Come on!
393
00:29:36,870 --> 00:29:38,349
But my pants!
394
00:29:38,393 --> 00:29:40,351
Come on!
395
00:29:40,395 --> 00:29:41,875
Get in the car!
396
00:29:41,918 --> 00:29:44,573
My babycakes! Come home, please?
397
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,575
Please don't leave
me again! Please?
398
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:49,230
Get a fuckin' life, dogbreath!
399
00:29:49,273 --> 00:29:52,233
No!
400
00:29:52,276 --> 00:29:53,451
Come back!
401
00:29:53,495 --> 00:29:54,278
Babycake!
402
00:30:06,813 --> 00:30:09,903
Ever feel like reality is
more twisted than dreams?
403
00:30:14,342 --> 00:30:15,386
Not again.
404
00:30:20,827 --> 00:30:22,959
My fucking arm!
405
00:30:23,003 --> 00:30:25,788
I want it back!
406
00:30:25,832 --> 00:30:26,876
Son of a bitch!
407
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,923
Jam on it, girlfriend!
408
00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:32,012
Get that fucking
thing out of my car!
409
00:30:32,055 --> 00:30:36,799
I'm trying! What do you think?
410
00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:42,196
Oh, God fucking dammit, Amy!
411
00:30:45,155 --> 00:30:47,549
Would you kindly stomp
on the fucking gas pedal?
412
00:30:47,592 --> 00:30:48,637
Oh, God!
413
00:31:07,264 --> 00:31:08,439
True love!
414
00:31:08,483 --> 00:31:09,658
What is with you?
415
00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:10,877
Do you have to kill someone
416
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,227
every fuckin' time
we stop the car?
417
00:31:13,270 --> 00:31:15,795
Well, pardon me for
rescuing your ingrate ass
418
00:31:15,838 --> 00:31:20,625
twice in the same night,
you fuckin' furry tuna taco.
419
00:31:21,104 --> 00:31:22,715
You don't care about
anything, do you?
420
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:25,674
You have no guilt, no remorse.
421
00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:27,154
You murdered two people tonight.
422
00:31:27,197 --> 00:31:29,373
Doesn't that faze you at all?
423
00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:31,332
Yeah, I'm bummed
424
00:31:32,768 --> 00:31:34,204
to the max.
425
00:31:35,945 --> 00:31:37,425
But it's not like I've
never done it before.
426
00:31:37,468 --> 00:31:38,339
Excuse me?
427
00:31:40,645 --> 00:31:42,909
How many people have you...
428
00:31:42,952 --> 00:31:43,736
Just a few.
429
00:31:44,911 --> 00:31:46,956
And all of 'em deserved it
430
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,392
or they wore a uniform.
431
00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:51,613
Like my first,
432
00:31:51,656 --> 00:31:55,008
this ugly sow of a parking cop.
433
00:31:55,051 --> 00:31:56,226
You know how they're
all full of themselves,
434
00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:57,706
and they got this fuckin' badge
435
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,839
and they think they're all bad?
436
00:31:59,882 --> 00:32:01,754
Well, this one lardass
cunt tickets me
437
00:32:01,797 --> 00:32:05,670
for being in a red zone for
more than like 10 seconds.
438
00:32:05,714 --> 00:32:07,194
So I'm in the street
arguing with her
439
00:32:07,237 --> 00:32:10,153
and she's just smiling
away, writing me up.
440
00:32:10,197 --> 00:32:11,720
I grabbed the bitch
by her kinky 'fro
441
00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:13,461
and I started poundin' her head
442
00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:17,073
on the hood of her nice
white parking-pig mobile.
443
00:32:17,117 --> 00:32:19,815
And then, I slammed
the door on her skull
444
00:32:19,859 --> 00:32:21,556
a bunch of times
until she was dead.
445
00:32:22,383 --> 00:32:25,081
La mort, history.
446
00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:27,605
God, would take
a reality pill?
447
00:32:27,649 --> 00:32:28,693
I still got the scar,
448
00:32:32,654 --> 00:32:35,222
teeth marks from where
the bitch bit me.
449
00:32:38,225 --> 00:32:39,835
I tell you,
450
00:32:39,879 --> 00:32:42,707
those cops, they're like
goddamned savage animals.
451
00:33:15,871 --> 00:33:16,829
Some nachos?
452
00:33:29,798 --> 00:33:32,148
That'd be 6.66.
453
00:33:36,718 --> 00:33:39,503
All hail the coffee
and cigarette god.
454
00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:42,593
Where's my change?
455
00:33:42,637 --> 00:33:43,768
Drop dead, dunghead.
456
00:33:45,509 --> 00:33:47,294
No Zagnut bars?
457
00:33:47,337 --> 00:33:49,426
Life is a chewy shit sandwich.
458
00:33:50,427 --> 00:33:51,211
Well,
459
00:33:52,516 --> 00:33:53,300
what now?
460
00:33:54,779 --> 00:33:56,477
Go fetch me some
Zagnut bars, wench.
461
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,086
Fuck you!
462
00:33:58,218 --> 00:33:59,045
You already have.
463
00:33:59,088 --> 00:34:00,437
What?
464
00:34:00,481 --> 00:34:01,221
Fucked me.
465
00:34:03,092 --> 00:34:04,702
You are such the prick!
466
00:34:06,574 --> 00:34:08,663
That's not exactly how
you phrased it last night.
467
00:34:08,705 --> 00:34:10,056
You think you're funny?
468
00:34:10,098 --> 00:34:11,535
'Cause you're not,
you're pathetic!
469
00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:18,542
Sniff my finger.
470
00:34:18,586 --> 00:34:20,153
Go ahead and sniff my finger
and tell me it doesn't smell
471
00:34:20,196 --> 00:34:24,374
like your girlfriend's
sweet, juicy, snatch.
472
00:34:24,417 --> 00:34:25,984
I'm gonna strangle you!
473
00:34:26,028 --> 00:34:27,334
I hate you! I hate you!
474
00:34:27,377 --> 00:34:27,986
I hate you!
475
00:34:42,566 --> 00:34:43,350
Hi.
476
00:34:49,617 --> 00:34:50,705
He's a liar.
477
00:34:50,748 --> 00:34:51,792
You know that, don't you?
478
00:34:53,012 --> 00:34:54,578
It doesn't matter.
479
00:34:54,622 --> 00:34:56,015
Even if I did get
together with him,
480
00:34:56,058 --> 00:34:57,712
and this isn't saying
I did or anything,
481
00:34:57,755 --> 00:34:58,800
but if I did,
482
00:35:00,584 --> 00:35:02,325
you know that it wouldn't
actually mean anything,
483
00:35:02,369 --> 00:35:03,805
I mean...
484
00:35:03,848 --> 00:35:06,895
You know that I really
only love you, right?
485
00:35:09,463 --> 00:35:10,246
Whatever, Amy.
486
00:35:20,865 --> 00:35:23,346
I wish that we could ditch
him some place, Jordan,
487
00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:25,392
just get rid of him and
forget he ever existed.
488
00:35:28,438 --> 00:35:30,049
He's not so bad.
489
00:35:30,092 --> 00:35:32,965
I mean, he's sorta like us,
490
00:35:34,749 --> 00:35:37,926
lost, like he doesn't fit in.
491
00:35:40,798 --> 00:35:41,799
He scares me, Jordan.
492
00:35:43,192 --> 00:35:44,585
Like, I don't know what it is,
493
00:35:46,326 --> 00:35:48,545
there's something
evil about him.
494
00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:54,029
Don't be a cornnut.
495
00:35:54,073 --> 00:35:56,553
Come on,
finish your breakfast.
496
00:35:57,859 --> 00:36:00,296
Then let's get me some clothes.
497
00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:02,472
I feel like a fuckin'
frat boy in this toga.
498
00:36:21,926 --> 00:36:22,753
Be right back.
499
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,894
What's with you?
500
00:36:32,937 --> 00:36:34,069
You act like somebody
ate your pet hamster.
501
00:36:35,505 --> 00:36:37,072
Well, duh.
502
00:36:37,116 --> 00:36:39,988
I'm so pissed at you, I
could rip your testicles off
503
00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:42,077
and staple them to your ankles.
504
00:36:42,121 --> 00:36:45,037
What the fuck did you have
to go and tell Jordan for?
505
00:36:45,863 --> 00:36:46,734
Tell him what?
506
00:36:47,909 --> 00:36:49,041
What do you think, doorknob?
507
00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:50,129
That we got together.
508
00:36:51,086 --> 00:36:52,087
Well, didn't
you utterly dig it?
509
00:36:52,131 --> 00:36:53,697
That is not the point!
510
00:36:54,872 --> 00:36:56,439
Well, what is the point then?
511
00:36:56,483 --> 00:37:00,052
Get it? Guilt is for
married, old people.
512
00:37:01,879 --> 00:37:02,924
You are incredible.
513
00:37:02,967 --> 00:37:04,404
You aren't even human, are you?
514
00:37:06,232 --> 00:37:08,277
You're like a life
support system for a cock!
515
00:37:10,149 --> 00:37:12,107
This is so fuckin' cher.
516
00:37:12,151 --> 00:37:13,456
Look at this thing,
517
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,023
I mean, check it out.
518
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:15,850
Let me see.
519
00:37:21,508 --> 00:37:22,291
Wow!
520
00:37:23,336 --> 00:37:23,901
Can I?
521
00:37:25,686 --> 00:37:26,774
Be my guest.
522
00:37:43,443 --> 00:37:44,879
Jesus, it's a fuckin' belt
523
00:37:44,922 --> 00:37:45,923
Don't 'tard out over it.
524
00:37:47,229 --> 00:37:50,189
Hi, uh, Mom, Dad.
525
00:37:51,233 --> 00:37:52,060
It's me.
526
00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:58,545
I'm, uh, sorta taking a little
vacation with Amy right now,
527
00:37:58,588 --> 00:37:59,372
and, uh...
528
00:38:03,376 --> 00:38:04,899
Fuckin' machine hung up on me.
529
00:38:13,908 --> 00:38:15,692
I'm thirsty.
530
00:38:44,243 --> 00:38:45,026
So what'll it be?
531
00:38:46,854 --> 00:38:47,855
Shit!
532
00:38:49,987 --> 00:38:53,165
Jordan, would you just
listen to me for a second
533
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:54,557
and forget about
that dweeby game?
534
00:38:56,429 --> 00:38:57,212
Hey...
535
00:38:57,256 --> 00:38:58,039
Jordan!
536
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,132
Sheesh, Amy, what's
the national emergency?
537
00:39:05,699 --> 00:39:07,135
Jordan, would you
kindly pull your head
538
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:08,267
out of your rectal region?
539
00:39:11,835 --> 00:39:14,011
We're accessories
to two homicides.
540
00:39:15,448 --> 00:39:17,232
Doesn't that concern you
in the fuckin' least?
541
00:39:18,712 --> 00:39:20,061
Well...
542
00:39:20,104 --> 00:39:22,672
Kitten! Kitten is that you?
543
00:39:22,716 --> 00:39:23,325
Oh, God!
544
00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:28,504
Don't you recognize me?
545
00:39:29,853 --> 00:39:30,637
It's me.
546
00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:36,599
It's Brandi, your
eternal love slave,
547
00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:38,166
your slave.
548
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:39,428
Look, Lady, I don't
know who you are...
549
00:39:39,472 --> 00:39:41,125
Has this guy shot
you full of dope
550
00:39:41,169 --> 00:39:42,518
and brainwashed you
like all the others?
551
00:39:42,562 --> 00:39:44,128
You're high, aren't you?
552
00:39:44,172 --> 00:39:45,956
- It's okay! It's me!
- Let me...
553
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,264
- It's me, honeycakes!
- Let me go!
554
00:39:49,308 --> 00:39:52,180
I know it's you, I
can smell your perfume.
555
00:39:54,748 --> 00:39:57,838
Get your fucking clammy
hands off me, you crazy bitch!
556
00:39:59,318 --> 00:40:00,928
He's kidnapped you, right?
557
00:40:00,971 --> 00:40:02,582
And he told you he'd kill you
558
00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:05,149
if you acted like you knew
me? Oh, my God! Don't fret!
559
00:40:05,193 --> 00:40:06,977
Don't fret, Brandi's here.
560
00:40:07,021 --> 00:40:08,936
I'll save you from this heathen.
561
00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:14,681
I'm gonna lop
562
00:40:14,724 --> 00:40:17,684
his dick off
563
00:40:17,727 --> 00:40:19,947
like a chicken head.
564
00:40:21,601 --> 00:40:24,038
I can't leave you guys
alone for a minute, can I?
565
00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:49,672
Oh, God, Bruce! I'm sorry.
566
00:40:50,934 --> 00:40:52,022
I'm so sorry.
567
00:40:54,198 --> 00:40:57,376
But it was her, it was Kitten.
568
00:40:57,419 --> 00:41:01,249
I know it was her.
569
00:41:06,863 --> 00:41:07,647
The bitch!
570
00:41:12,391 --> 00:41:13,609
I'm gonna find her
571
00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:17,221
and then I'm gonna kill her.
572
00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:21,922
This is so nice,
573
00:41:21,965 --> 00:41:25,012
lying here like two spoons
stacked in a drawer.
574
00:41:27,188 --> 00:41:28,842
I hope we die simultaneously,
575
00:41:30,583 --> 00:41:32,324
like in a fiery car wreck,
576
00:41:33,847 --> 00:41:36,589
nuclear bomb blast or something.
577
00:41:40,027 --> 00:41:41,376
You are so romantic.
578
00:41:44,248 --> 00:41:45,685
No, for reals,
579
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,210
I don't ever wanna
have to miss you.
580
00:41:52,779 --> 00:41:53,780
Ditto!
581
00:42:34,995 --> 00:42:35,778
Take it out.
582
00:42:44,657 --> 00:42:45,222
Stroke it.
583
00:42:50,097 --> 00:42:50,750
Squeeze it.
584
00:42:54,623 --> 00:42:55,407
Harder!
585
00:42:59,976 --> 00:43:00,673
Look at it.
586
00:43:07,941 --> 00:43:08,463
Put it in,
587
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,992
when I say okay.
588
00:43:19,213 --> 00:43:19,996
O...
589
00:43:23,913 --> 00:43:24,784
K.
590
00:43:43,193 --> 00:43:45,718
Oh, Amy.
591
00:43:45,761 --> 00:43:50,200
Don't you think sex
is totally strange?
592
00:43:50,244 --> 00:43:52,028
Just the whole idea of it,
593
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:56,511
this tube of flesh gets stiff
594
00:43:56,555 --> 00:44:01,211
and inserted in these
warm, squishy places.
595
00:44:05,389 --> 00:44:08,175
I think maybe it's more powerful
than we'd like it to be.
596
00:44:12,309 --> 00:44:13,920
It's fuckin' trippy,
597
00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:16,618
that's for sure.
598
00:44:19,795 --> 00:44:22,058
It's kinda like
eating spaghetti.
599
00:44:26,062 --> 00:44:30,806
Why?
600
00:44:34,984 --> 00:44:36,290
You are so great.
601
00:44:41,730 --> 00:44:44,254
Hey, that reminds me,
602
00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:48,258
I'm hungry.
603
00:44:48,302 --> 00:44:49,912
You're always hungry.
604
00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,133
That's' cause
I'm a growing boy.
605
00:44:56,832 --> 00:44:58,791
I think I'm gonna
walk down to the AM/ PM
606
00:44:58,834 --> 00:45:01,315
and get some shrimp
nuggets or something.
607
00:45:02,751 --> 00:45:03,535
Want anything?
608
00:45:04,666 --> 00:45:06,059
Mm, more cigarettes.
609
00:45:07,495 --> 00:45:08,278
Yes, dear.
610
00:45:16,983 --> 00:45:17,549
Hey.
611
00:45:18,637 --> 00:45:19,463
Mm-hmm?
612
00:45:29,648 --> 00:45:30,562
I love you, fucker.
613
00:45:33,129 --> 00:45:34,087
Me too, fucker.
614
00:46:11,472 --> 00:46:12,255
Pig.
615
00:46:13,953 --> 00:46:15,607
What ya watchin'?
616
00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:24,398
Hey.
617
00:46:25,529 --> 00:46:26,313
Come here.
618
00:46:32,928 --> 00:46:33,799
I wanna play a game.
619
00:46:36,584 --> 00:46:38,455
I'm gonna start counting,
620
00:46:38,499 --> 00:46:41,633
if you crack a smile
before I get to eight,
621
00:46:41,676 --> 00:46:43,765
I get to strangle you.
622
00:46:43,809 --> 00:46:48,596
If you don't, I have
to do anything you say.
623
00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:52,948
All right.
624
00:47:01,435 --> 00:47:02,218
One,
625
00:47:03,785 --> 00:47:04,612
two,
626
00:47:06,222 --> 00:47:06,745
three,
627
00:47:08,398 --> 00:47:09,182
four,
628
00:47:10,009 --> 00:47:10,792
five,
629
00:47:13,142 --> 00:47:14,187
six,
630
00:47:15,971 --> 00:47:16,580
seven,
631
00:47:18,713 --> 00:47:20,367
7 and 1/2.
632
00:47:22,108 --> 00:47:22,674
You win.
633
00:47:27,722 --> 00:47:28,505
Go ahead.
634
00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:02,104
I'll take this too.
635
00:48:06,369 --> 00:48:08,067
6-6-6.
636
00:48:20,732 --> 00:48:22,603
What's Jordan's like?
637
00:48:22,646 --> 00:48:23,560
What?
638
00:48:23,604 --> 00:48:25,867
You know, his engorged member,
639
00:48:25,911 --> 00:48:28,827
his tumescent love missile,
640
00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:31,655
his throbbing
purple meat scepter.
641
00:48:34,441 --> 00:48:35,442
Why do you wanna know?
642
00:48:36,399 --> 00:48:37,139
I don't know,
643
00:48:38,488 --> 00:48:39,272
I'm curious.
644
00:48:42,362 --> 00:48:44,364
It's all right.
645
00:48:44,407 --> 00:48:44,930
It's fine.
646
00:48:47,802 --> 00:48:50,283
What do you mean, "It's fine?"
647
00:48:51,937 --> 00:48:54,635
Is it the size of Vienna sausage
648
00:48:54,678 --> 00:48:55,679
or like a baby's arm?
649
00:48:57,072 --> 00:49:00,336
Is it cut, is it uncut?
650
00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:03,687
Does it lean to the left?
Does it lean to the right?
651
00:49:03,731 --> 00:49:06,081
Does it go in a
southeasterly direction?
652
00:49:07,953 --> 00:49:09,824
Is it curved, is it straight,
653
00:49:12,392 --> 00:49:14,437
is it shaped like a
fucking corkscrew, or what?
654
00:49:16,135 --> 00:49:18,877
What difference
does it make to you?
655
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,315
Does he plunge it
into you long, slow,
656
00:49:23,490 --> 00:49:25,753
and deep, like this?
657
00:49:27,276 --> 00:49:29,757
Or quick, short and shallow,
658
00:49:29,801 --> 00:49:31,063
like a jackrabbit?
659
00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:35,676
Does he make noises like this?
660
00:49:42,422 --> 00:49:43,727
Or does he make them it like...
661
00:49:48,036 --> 00:49:49,429
I know, he's a probably
a whimperer, huh?
662
00:49:49,472 --> 00:49:52,258
Yeah, right.
663
00:49:55,391 --> 00:49:59,439
Would you kindly stop
babbling and fuck me already?
664
00:50:08,404 --> 00:50:10,102
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
665
00:50:10,145 --> 00:50:11,016
Oh, yeah! Oh!
666
00:50:38,217 --> 00:50:38,870
Yeah!
667
00:51:59,341 --> 00:52:00,168
Where you been?
668
00:52:02,910 --> 00:52:03,693
Nowhere.
669
00:52:09,569 --> 00:52:10,962
I was worried
about you, doofus.
670
00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:13,660
Sorry.
671
00:52:15,705 --> 00:52:16,271
Come over here.
672
00:52:30,068 --> 00:52:31,460
You know, just
because he and I...
673
00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:37,989
It doesn't mean that I'm
really like all that...
674
00:52:39,642 --> 00:52:40,426
Whatever.
675
00:52:42,906 --> 00:52:43,690
I know.
676
00:53:22,511 --> 00:53:24,296
This the currency we've linked
677
00:53:24,339 --> 00:53:27,516
to the December 17th
Quickiemart robbery-homicide
678
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,127
in Tarzana.
679
00:53:29,170 --> 00:53:33,609
The suspects, a paramilitary
brigade of three youths,
680
00:53:33,653 --> 00:53:37,091
appear to be on a freewheeling
crime spree heading north.
681
00:53:37,135 --> 00:53:38,527
We've run a fingerprint check
682
00:53:38,571 --> 00:53:40,921
through the mother
computer in DC,
683
00:53:40,964 --> 00:53:43,750
and thus far have ID'd
one of the suspects,
684
00:53:43,793 --> 00:53:46,057
Amy Blue, age 18.
685
00:53:47,536 --> 00:53:49,930
Height, 5'1". Weight, 92 pounds.
686
00:53:49,973 --> 00:53:51,453
Eyes, hazel. Hair, brown
687
00:53:52,889 --> 00:53:57,155
Cumulative SAT score, 666.
688
00:54:02,290 --> 00:54:04,901
Should be considered
armed and dangerous.
689
00:54:06,555 --> 00:54:07,513
Amy Blue,
690
00:54:09,123 --> 00:54:12,431
gentlemen, I want
you to find her,
691
00:54:12,474 --> 00:54:15,173
and if necessary, kill her.
692
00:54:22,745 --> 00:54:23,529
Good morning.
693
00:54:26,575 --> 00:54:27,098
Ooh!
694
00:54:28,621 --> 00:54:31,189
Don't kiss me, my breath
is like totally skanky.
695
00:54:34,931 --> 00:54:36,237
Wait till I brush my teeth.
696
00:54:40,502 --> 00:54:41,068
Hey.
697
00:54:42,896 --> 00:54:43,679
Know what?
698
00:54:46,508 --> 00:54:47,292
What?
699
00:54:49,076 --> 00:54:51,905
This is the first time
we've ever slept together
700
00:54:51,948 --> 00:54:53,036
and woken up together.
701
00:54:54,908 --> 00:54:55,952
In a real bed, I mean.
702
00:54:58,912 --> 00:55:01,175
You are the bright red
cherry on top of my sundae.
703
00:55:05,266 --> 00:55:07,094
Goofball.
704
00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:13,231
Rise and shine, monkey butt.
705
00:55:41,998 --> 00:55:46,177
I have died and
gone to hell for my sins.
706
00:55:48,091 --> 00:55:50,311
Come on, man.
707
00:55:50,355 --> 00:55:54,533
It's the dawning of a
brand new day!
708
00:55:54,576 --> 00:55:56,796
Suck my stump
to a bloody lump.
709
00:55:59,102 --> 00:56:00,278
So what happened last night?
710
00:56:02,105 --> 00:56:03,237
A mayonnaise-on-twat?
711
00:56:04,978 --> 00:56:05,761
Huh?
712
00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,024
A mayo-on-twat.
713
00:56:08,851 --> 00:56:09,809
A three-way.
714
00:56:11,289 --> 00:56:14,770
A double-stuffed
E.T. finger-touch.
715
00:56:14,814 --> 00:56:15,902
What?
716
00:56:21,864 --> 00:56:24,345
- You know in "E.T."
where the kid and E.T.
717
00:56:24,389 --> 00:56:25,912
they touch fingers
and then they go,
718
00:56:28,697 --> 00:56:30,917
"Ouch!"
719
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:35,704
Shit, you must've
been wasted.
720
00:56:40,448 --> 00:56:42,407
So have you ever done that?
721
00:56:45,323 --> 00:56:50,110
You mean, like have sex with
two people at the same time?
722
00:56:51,677 --> 00:56:52,243
Mm-hmm.
723
00:56:54,201 --> 00:56:54,984
No.
724
00:56:56,769 --> 00:56:57,552
It's the best.
725
00:57:00,468 --> 00:57:02,731
You start building
up this momentum,
726
00:57:02,775 --> 00:57:03,297
this rhythm,
727
00:57:04,385 --> 00:57:06,735
you know, like a piston engine,
728
00:57:06,779 --> 00:57:08,171
and you're all poundin' away
729
00:57:10,913 --> 00:57:13,481
and your balls are slappin'
against the other guy's,
730
00:57:15,570 --> 00:57:18,399
and you can actually
feel his cock
731
00:57:19,661 --> 00:57:22,055
through the girl's insides.
732
00:57:23,361 --> 00:57:25,363
What're you two homos
gabbing about now?
733
00:57:28,496 --> 00:57:30,324
Have either of you
ever done it with an animal?
734
00:57:30,368 --> 00:57:31,151
What?
735
00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,720
Have either of you
had sex with an animal?
736
00:57:34,763 --> 00:57:36,809
Just you.
737
00:57:36,852 --> 00:57:37,592
Har, har, har.
738
00:57:38,767 --> 00:57:39,551
No, really?
739
00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:44,991
- Have you?
- When I was a kid,
740
00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:46,340
we had a golden
retriever named Honey...
741
00:57:46,384 --> 00:57:49,430
I do not want to hear
any more of this story!
742
00:57:49,474 --> 00:57:50,779
It was a consenting adult.
743
00:57:54,522 --> 00:57:55,915
I fucked a cantaloupe once.
744
00:57:58,091 --> 00:58:00,223
This song always
reminds me of Scooter.
745
00:58:00,267 --> 00:58:01,007
Who's Scooter?
746
00:58:02,835 --> 00:58:05,316
He was like my best friend
all through high school.
747
00:58:07,361 --> 00:58:09,450
One day, he brought a gun to
physics class and told everyone
748
00:58:09,494 --> 00:58:12,148
he was gonna shoot
himself in the bathroom,
749
00:58:12,192 --> 00:58:13,498
and he did.
750
00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:14,934
He was always depressed,
751
00:58:14,977 --> 00:58:17,110
I mean, always pulling
shit like that,
752
00:58:17,153 --> 00:58:18,329
so nobody believed him.
753
00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:21,593
Death's funny.
754
00:58:24,117 --> 00:58:25,423
Like, at first, it's all weird
755
00:58:25,466 --> 00:58:26,946
and you're all bummed and shit,
756
00:58:28,687 --> 00:58:30,341
like this person you're
used to hanging out with
757
00:58:30,384 --> 00:58:33,039
all of sudden doesn't,
like, exist anymore.
758
00:58:34,693 --> 00:58:36,259
Then you just get
over it and move on.
759
00:58:38,261 --> 00:58:39,567
It's almost for the best.
760
00:58:39,611 --> 00:58:41,830
I mean, Scooter was
so sad all the time.
761
00:58:43,832 --> 00:58:45,443
Me and him used
to sit in my room
762
00:58:45,486 --> 00:58:47,358
getting stoned,
listening to The Smiths.
763
00:58:49,447 --> 00:58:51,753
Like, he was over the night
before he killed himself.
764
00:58:53,189 --> 00:58:54,408
Right in the middle
of "Unloveable",
765
00:58:54,452 --> 00:58:56,367
he just started
crying like crazy.
766
00:58:57,455 --> 00:58:59,065
He was really into The Smiths.
767
00:59:02,895 --> 00:59:05,898
Hey, Amy, remember the
time we lost my mom's car?
768
00:59:05,941 --> 00:59:08,030
After the Thrill
Kill Kult concert?
769
00:59:09,728 --> 00:59:11,425
We were so trashed,
770
00:59:11,469 --> 00:59:14,167
we couldn't remember where
we left the car.
771
00:59:14,210 --> 00:59:16,343
And we looked and looked,
772
00:59:16,387 --> 00:59:19,912
and we walked around and around,
773
00:59:19,955 --> 00:59:23,829
but we could not find the
fucking thing to save our life.
774
00:59:23,872 --> 00:59:26,745
We finally ended
up taking a cab home.
775
00:59:26,788 --> 00:59:30,444
- Which you puked in.
- Which you puked in!
776
00:59:30,488 --> 00:59:33,491
Wait, wait!
777
00:59:37,277 --> 00:59:38,539
How revolting!
778
00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:41,760
Shit!
779
00:59:48,070 --> 00:59:49,071
Amy? What?
780
00:59:52,161 --> 00:59:53,249
Oh fuck!
781
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,293
Oh, my God! Do something!
782
01:00:38,338 --> 01:00:40,340
Like what?
783
01:00:40,383 --> 01:00:42,995
I don't know, something.
784
01:00:43,038 --> 01:00:46,607
What, do I look like,
a fucking veterinarian?
785
01:00:47,913 --> 01:00:48,566
Oh, God.
786
01:00:55,616 --> 01:00:58,576
What're you doing?
787
01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:07,106
Jesus fucking Christ!
788
01:01:26,212 --> 01:01:27,518
The world sucks.
789
01:01:33,132 --> 01:01:34,960
No, take the imports.
790
01:01:35,003 --> 01:01:36,831
You get extra tracks.
791
01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,267
Oh, right.
792
01:01:50,018 --> 01:01:51,803
Hey.
793
01:01:51,846 --> 01:01:54,501
I just wish I could crawl
in here and disappear forever.
794
01:01:58,026 --> 01:01:59,941
Don't you have
that at home already?
795
01:02:04,642 --> 01:02:05,860
I miss my records.
796
01:02:10,343 --> 01:02:12,258
Well, well,
well, men, lookee here.
797
01:02:12,301 --> 01:02:14,956
Yeah, check out that
hot, tight bubble-butt, George.
798
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,959
Oh stop, Dan, I'm
gonna pop a boner.
799
01:02:18,003 --> 01:02:19,482
Hey there, sailor.
800
01:02:19,526 --> 01:02:21,093
I like your pretty earrings.
801
01:02:21,136 --> 01:02:22,747
Leave him alone, Pat.
802
01:02:22,790 --> 01:02:25,880
Can't you see he's a
shy, sensitive flower?
803
01:02:25,924 --> 01:02:26,577
Hey, X?
804
01:02:28,013 --> 01:02:29,754
What's going on here, man?
805
01:02:29,797 --> 01:02:31,320
No way.
806
01:02:31,364 --> 01:02:32,147
It can't be.
807
01:02:34,672 --> 01:02:35,455
Bambi?
808
01:02:36,587 --> 01:02:37,413
Is it really you?
809
01:02:39,111 --> 01:02:39,633
Fuck!
810
01:02:41,461 --> 01:02:42,331
It's me, George,
811
01:02:43,550 --> 01:02:46,814
your poopsie, your snugly bear.
812
01:02:46,858 --> 01:02:47,772
Look, smegma-breath,
I don't know
813
01:02:47,815 --> 01:02:49,469
who the fuck you think I am,
814
01:02:49,512 --> 01:02:52,428
so will you just do me
a favor and evacuate?
815
01:02:52,472 --> 01:02:54,126
Bambi?
816
01:02:54,169 --> 01:02:56,389
Poola, don't do this.
817
01:02:56,432 --> 01:02:59,174
Fuck this shit!
818
01:02:59,218 --> 01:03:00,175
Bambi? Bambi!
819
01:03:02,438 --> 01:03:03,788
Please?
820
01:03:31,206 --> 01:03:34,383
- Dig it.
- Someone made the bed.
821
01:03:38,736 --> 01:03:40,738
I just hope we don't
catch crabs or something.
822
01:03:53,968 --> 01:03:56,275
Life is lonely,
boring, and dumb.
823
01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:03,543
Jordan, you want heads or tails?
824
01:04:05,197 --> 01:04:05,719
Huh?
825
01:04:07,590 --> 01:04:08,504
Head or tails?
826
01:04:11,507 --> 01:04:12,334
Whatever.
827
01:04:15,207 --> 01:04:15,729
Heads.
828
01:04:17,165 --> 01:04:17,949
Tails.
829
01:04:24,433 --> 01:04:25,217
Heads.
830
01:04:31,136 --> 01:04:31,702
Oh well.
831
01:04:42,364 --> 01:04:43,670
Is there any more beer?
832
01:04:45,803 --> 01:04:46,717
In the trunk.
833
01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:54,289
Have fun.
834
01:05:02,036 --> 01:05:03,603
- Huh?
- Give me your finger.
835
01:05:06,998 --> 01:05:08,216
Oh.
836
01:05:09,652 --> 01:05:10,784
Stick it up my asshole.
837
01:05:10,828 --> 01:05:12,046
What?
838
01:05:12,090 --> 01:05:13,569
Stick your finger
up my asshole.
839
01:05:13,613 --> 01:05:15,484
Repulse me! No way!
840
01:05:15,528 --> 01:05:17,138
Come on.
841
01:05:17,182 --> 01:05:18,966
That is the sickest,
most grotesque thing...
842
01:05:19,010 --> 01:05:19,575
Do it!
843
01:05:30,195 --> 01:05:30,978
Ow!
844
01:05:32,719 --> 01:05:34,286
Wait, nice and easy.
845
01:06:18,373 --> 01:06:19,984
You're up to bat.
846
01:06:20,027 --> 01:06:21,899
Don't tell me you
hogged all the brewskis.
847
01:06:31,256 --> 01:06:35,303
Nothing makes me thirstier
than a wicked, excellent fuck.
848
01:06:43,529 --> 01:06:44,443
Go for it, boy-o.
849
01:06:49,709 --> 01:06:50,536
Hey, X,
850
01:06:53,931 --> 01:06:55,323
do you like slam dancing?
851
01:06:56,455 --> 01:06:58,196
It's all right,
852
01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:00,285
except when you get
someone's elbow in your eye
853
01:07:00,328 --> 01:07:02,853
or a steel-toed
boot in your crotch.
854
01:07:05,856 --> 01:07:06,639
Why?
855
01:07:10,556 --> 01:07:11,209
Have you ever...
856
01:07:12,340 --> 01:07:13,080
I mean...
857
01:07:17,737 --> 01:07:20,653
Does it, like, all those bodies,
858
01:07:22,133 --> 01:07:26,441
all that sweating and
pushing and shoving...
859
01:07:28,226 --> 01:07:29,488
Does it give me a hard-on?
860
01:07:36,103 --> 01:07:36,756
Yeah, always.
861
01:07:49,638 --> 01:07:50,901
I, uh, better...
862
01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:56,732
Yeah.
863
01:08:08,092 --> 01:08:08,919
Hey, X,
864
01:08:13,836 --> 01:08:16,751
do you ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
865
01:08:19,451 --> 01:08:19,973
Huh?
866
01:08:23,107 --> 01:08:24,499
Do you ever
wonder why we exist?
867
01:08:26,414 --> 01:08:26,937
No.
868
01:08:29,417 --> 01:08:30,201
What for?
869
01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:35,728
No reason.
870
01:09:16,334 --> 01:09:16,899
Hey...
871
01:09:19,946 --> 01:09:20,860
Hey, Amy.
872
01:09:21,817 --> 01:09:22,601
What?
873
01:09:25,733 --> 01:09:27,562
You...
874
01:09:27,606 --> 01:09:29,825
You ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
875
01:09:31,827 --> 01:09:33,003
You gotta be kidding.
876
01:09:34,438 --> 01:09:36,006
No, really.
877
01:09:37,223 --> 01:09:38,486
Don't you think about it?
878
01:09:39,921 --> 01:09:41,141
Christ, Jordan, I
was just about to come.
879
01:09:41,185 --> 01:09:42,577
Can we talk about this later?
880
01:09:44,971 --> 01:09:47,191
I guess.
881
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,423
Ow!
882
01:10:03,946 --> 01:10:06,732
What the fuck are you doing?
883
01:10:06,775 --> 01:10:08,777
Relax, you'll like it.
884
01:10:10,649 --> 01:10:13,695
I'm not gonna like your
finger shoved up my shit-chute.
885
01:10:13,739 --> 01:10:16,133
That's grodified!
886
01:10:16,176 --> 01:10:17,482
Jordan, will you please
stop being so uptight
887
01:10:17,525 --> 01:10:18,352
and live a little?
888
01:10:18,396 --> 01:10:19,178
Jesus!
889
01:10:21,181 --> 01:10:22,226
I don't know, Amy.
890
01:10:25,490 --> 01:10:26,926
Take a walk on the wild side.
891
01:10:29,146 --> 01:10:30,843
Trust me.
892
01:10:38,677 --> 01:10:39,243
Uh-oh, Amy!
893
01:10:41,636 --> 01:10:42,985
Just be relaxed.
894
01:10:45,205 --> 01:10:47,902
Amy!
895
01:12:00,976 --> 01:12:02,021
Shit!
896
01:12:02,064 --> 01:12:02,848
What?
897
01:12:04,502 --> 01:12:05,155
What is it?
898
01:12:07,157 --> 01:12:08,201
I gotta pee.
899
01:12:09,550 --> 01:12:10,203
Right now?
900
01:12:12,771 --> 01:12:14,338
It's not like I want to get up
901
01:12:14,381 --> 01:12:15,774
and go out into the fucking
freezing cold, you know.
902
01:12:15,817 --> 01:12:18,472
But when Nature calls,
it fucking hollers.
903
01:12:20,431 --> 01:12:25,087
Hey, just go ahead and let
it rip while we're all coming.
904
01:12:25,131 --> 01:12:26,132
- Yuck!
- Ooh!
905
01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:28,917
That's so vile and beastly,
906
01:12:28,961 --> 01:12:33,052
I can't believe any human being
could even conceive of it.
907
01:12:33,095 --> 01:12:35,272
Jeez, little
Miss Polly Pureheart.
908
01:12:38,318 --> 01:12:40,015
You are a demon from hell.
909
01:12:48,502 --> 01:12:50,200
Girls have no
sense of adventure.
910
01:12:55,248 --> 01:12:55,988
I guess.
911
01:13:02,995 --> 01:13:04,910
She better hurry.
912
01:13:04,953 --> 01:13:06,564
My woody's startin' to droop.
913
01:13:08,827 --> 01:13:09,348
Mine's not.
914
01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:20,142
What the fuck?
915
01:13:42,774 --> 01:13:45,167
X, man, if this
is your idea of...
916
01:13:45,211 --> 01:13:46,125
Shut up!
917
01:14:03,838 --> 01:14:04,622
Amy?
918
01:14:06,667 --> 01:14:07,232
X?
919
01:14:22,988 --> 01:14:25,077
Leave her alone!
920
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,558
Dan!
921
01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:29,255
Please fire up
our favorite song.
922
01:14:37,002 --> 01:14:38,220
I pledge allegiance
923
01:14:40,048 --> 01:14:41,659
to the flag
924
01:14:41,702 --> 01:14:44,314
of the United States of America,
925
01:14:46,272 --> 01:14:49,187
and to the republic
for which it stands.
926
01:14:51,190 --> 01:14:51,973
One Nation
927
01:14:53,192 --> 01:14:55,368
under God, indivisible...
928
01:14:55,411 --> 01:14:57,152
Leave her the fuck alone!
929
01:14:58,371 --> 01:15:00,330
With liberty and justice...
930
01:15:05,204 --> 01:15:06,727
You fuckin' bitch!
931
01:15:13,299 --> 01:15:14,605
You're gonna pay
for that, Bambi.
932
01:15:19,610 --> 01:15:21,612
Part them succulent
meat curtains, darling,
933
01:15:23,309 --> 01:15:26,225
and get ready for the religious
experience of your life.
934
01:15:26,268 --> 01:15:27,444
You fucking asshole!
935
01:15:28,967 --> 01:15:31,665
Stop it! Stop it!
936
01:15:31,709 --> 01:15:32,579
Stop it!
937
01:15:32,623 --> 01:15:34,407
Just be patient, honey.
938
01:15:34,451 --> 01:15:36,104
You'll get yours.
939
01:15:36,148 --> 01:15:37,671
That's what your mom said,
940
01:15:37,714 --> 01:15:40,107
only I couldn't
hear her as well.
941
01:15:40,152 --> 01:15:42,415
She had my sperm
gurgling in her mouth.
942
01:15:48,203 --> 01:15:51,946
Don't you ever talk
about my mother like that!
943
01:15:56,995 --> 01:15:58,213
You, you, you!
944
01:16:00,128 --> 01:16:01,913
You, dude, are gonna die!
945
01:16:03,871 --> 01:16:06,091
And you, Bambi,
946
01:16:06,134 --> 01:16:10,661
you lying filthy fucking slut,
947
01:16:10,704 --> 01:16:15,230
you're gonna watch me help
your little fairy boy-toy...
948
01:16:16,362 --> 01:16:18,799
shuffle off this mortal coil.
949
01:16:26,241 --> 01:16:27,199
Kiss
950
01:16:27,982 --> 01:16:29,810
your puny,
951
01:16:29,854 --> 01:16:31,638
worthless
952
01:16:31,682 --> 01:16:32,509
cock goodbye!
953
01:16:49,526 --> 01:16:52,050
Any last words, queer?
954
01:16:52,093 --> 01:16:54,444
Amy,
955
01:16:56,228 --> 01:16:59,361
I... I love...
956
01:17:12,592 --> 01:17:15,464
Isn't love a
many-splendored thing?
957
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:23,603
Wake up, loverboy!
958
01:17:23,647 --> 01:17:28,434
Open wide and say,
"Yummy yum yum!"
959
01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:22,722
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