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Brain food.
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Don't you love a market?
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I mean, so much better
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than that awful fruit shop
down on Main Street.
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I hear they have links
to the Mafia.
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Uh, excuse me, how much for this lot?
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Uh, I'll just take
this one, thank you.
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What on Earth is going on here?
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Am I invisible?
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Oh, well, in that case...
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Thank you so much.
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Hello, Arthur.
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I stole this kale, Arthur.
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If the police come,
tell them I've fled to Mexico.
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Uh-huh.
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Robbie, are you almost here?
I need to get on the road.
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You LIAR!
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Not a big deal, Artie.
Bitch!
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I'm gonna be a little late.
Traitor!
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Wait - what was that?
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You do this to your WIFE?!
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Judas!
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Liz may have found my burner phone,
and she may have seen some texts.
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Ah, OK. It's the sound of
the chickens coming home to roost.
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Kale.
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Hm. Kale...
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Yeah, well, I'm leaving now,
so you'd better get here soon,
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or there's no-one
to keep an eye on Mum.
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"And what do you think
about that, Maggie?
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"Do you want someone
looking after you?"
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Well, actually,
I'd prefer they didn't.
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Thank you so much for asking.
Yeah, OK. Good luck with Liz.
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Oh, and, uh, just remember,
you brought this on yourself.
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Bye!
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When did you get home?
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Also, why do you have so much...
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..I wanna say parsley?
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It's kale,
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which we don't seem to have
a single recipe for.
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Maybe try checking a cookbook
that was printed AFTER 1973.
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Alright, Robbie's gonna
be here soon,
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and I am gonna hit the road.
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Oh, are...are you going somewhere?
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To Canberra.
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Mum, we talked about this.
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Did we?
Yes!
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I'm dropping the car back to Dee,
and I'll be home tomorrow.
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Oh. No.
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You'll get to Canberra,
oh, and you'll have sex with Dee
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and then you'll decide
to stay in Canberra
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and then you'll sign the papers
to put me in a home.
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Nobody is signing papers
to put you in a home, Mum.
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It's all done via DocuSign now.
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Jokes!
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Dee makes you unhappy, Arthur.
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You know, before you were born,
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your father and I met a yogi
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at a beekeeping
and tantric taste retreat.
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Dee is blocking your throat chakras.
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Whenever you get involved with her,
you lose your true voice!
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Mm. My throat chakra and I
are just fine.
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Now, listen, I'm gonna
drop the car back to Dee,
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and then I'll be home
on an interstate bus tomorrow.
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Did you hear that?
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An interstate bus.
That is a sex-free guarantee.
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Well, if that's the case,
why don't you ring Robbie
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and tell her
that you're taking me with you?
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In fact, there's a portrait
exhibition I'd like to see
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at the Ngunnawal Gallery.
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Mum, the last time
you went to an art gallery,
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you said you'd seen better paintings
at the bottom of a toilet.
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Now, I've already stuffed things up
with Maya, OK?
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Congratulations -
you won that round.
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Let me have one night
to myself, please!
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Oh, Mum...
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Mum!
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Listen, I've gotta go now.
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The DocuSign thing was just a joke.
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I'm sorry.
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Also, sex with Dee
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is, like...the furthest thing
from my mind right now.
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I have already left,
and, yes, it is too late
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for me to pick up
some Tigo's pastries for you.
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Uh, excuse me?
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I just wanted to make sure
the traffic wasn't too bad.
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And, yes, I wanted pastries.
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Ha-ha.
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I'm on the road as we speak,
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so expect your car
in less than two hours,
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washed, waxed, fresh as lilacs.
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It's filled to the windows with
Filet-O-Fish wrappers, isn't it?
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That's an underrated burger, OK?
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And no, no wrappers.
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You've never seen it
looking this good.
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Yeah. I'll believe it when I see it.
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So, um...
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..you wanna go for a drink tonight?
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We could do some
Canberra celeb spotting.
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We might see Kim Beazley.
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Oof!
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Ouch. That is a deep cut.
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But I'm exhausted.
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Uh, can I just make you
dinner at my place?
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You sure can.
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Stop smiling.
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I...I'm not smiling.
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Just dinner.
Yep. Sure.
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See you tonight for just dinner.
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Goodbye, Arthur.
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Bye.
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Aaaaggh!
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Oh, can we stop, please, Arthur?
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I need the toilet.
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Mum, how did you get in here?!
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Well, the door pops open
when you pull the handle.
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Oh, and I'll have
one of those pastries, too.
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This kale - eugh, it's bloody awful!
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Mum, put your seatbelt on
before I get done.
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Jesus!
Oh, alright.
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Stop shouting at me Arthur.
I'm bursting!
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Are we gonna stop
for a toilet or not?
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No! We're not!
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Oh, never mind.
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There's this empty cup. It'll do.
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Oh... Yuck! No!
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OK, just hold still -
I'm gonna find a rest stop.
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Well, hurry, Arthur.
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Please hurry.
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Dammit!
He got ya!
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There's never a good reason
to drive that fast.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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$481, Mum.
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And four demerit points.
Thanks to YOU.
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This is your fault.
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The points should come
off YOUR licence.
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I haven't got a licence, Arthur.
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I gave it back to the government
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to protest their treatment
of refugees.
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You lost it when you
ran into a streetlight.
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And I ran into the streetlight to
protest their stance on renewables.
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Why are you here, Mum?
I told you.
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The exhibition.
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What exhibition?
Oh, you know.
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One of those exhibitions
where the light goes on and off
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and you don't know whether
it's art or faulty wiring.
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You just wanna get
in between me and Dee.
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Oh, trust me Arthur -
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I have no interest in being
the salad in THAT sandwich.
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But you haven't planned
any of this, Mum.
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Look at you - you're cold. You
didn't bring a jacket or anything.
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And now it's gonna cost me $481.
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I'm so annoyed. I'm not gonna be
able to think about anything else...
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..for the rest of the...
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I just got a blue tick.
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Don't panic - I've got tweezers
in my handbag.
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No, no, no, no, Mum...
Mum, I'm verified!
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Don't you understand?
On all my socials!
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Oh, I gotta tell Dee.
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Or Maya.
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Or both.
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Uh, actually, no, no wait.
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OK, here. Take a photo.
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That way, everyone can see.
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Alright, get me leaning
up against the car.
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Alright.
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Hey! You took a good photo
of me, first go.
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That is a miracle.
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Alright.
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"Off to the nation's capital.
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"Let's get political."
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OK, we'd better get going.
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I'll drop you at the hotel
before I go meet Dee, OK?
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Uh-huh.
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Hm.
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You might need to help me back out.
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There's a lot of people
here suddenly.
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Back. Back.
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Back.
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Back-back-back-back. Good. Good.
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Back.
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Back. Back.
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Stop!
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What the hell, Mum?!
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The taillight's completely broken!
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Oh, taillights are like kidneys.
One'll be fine.
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I can't drop the car back to Dee
looking like this!
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Hold still, Arthur!
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I think I see that tick.
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Looks like you've backed into
a wrecking ball.
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It was one of those things at the
carpark that you play leapfrog over.
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A bollard.
Oh, a bollard.
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If you say so.
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I told him you probably wouldn't
have the parts for this model.
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Yeah, model like this,
we don't stock the original parts.
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Oh... Really?
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And your fly's hanging wide open.
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Could bung a generic one on.
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It'd almost match.
No.
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OK, if this was
cold and flu medication, sure.
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But nothing about this car
can be generic.
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Can you get me the real thing
by tomorrow morning?
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You're looking at $300
for overnight delivery.
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Sure.
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3% surcharge with credit card.
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Of course.
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Hey. It's me.
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How would you feel about moving
dinner tonight to lunch tomorrow?
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Ah! Did someone
fire up the apps?
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N... Oh, no. No, no, no. Um...
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We just got a bit tied up
leaving Sydney,
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so I figured we'd leave
tomorrow morning instead.
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"We"? Who's...
uh, who's...who's "we"?
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Um, I mean, there's just
a couple of things
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I'm juggling at the moment,
that's what I mean.
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Ah. Nuh, lunch is no good.
I have to work tomorrow.
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Plus, my boss is freaking out
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about some stupid protest
that's happening near the gallery.
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Uh... Well, I could... Well, no,
I could swing by your hotel
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and pick up the car when you get in?
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Sounds good.
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I shall text you the address.
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Alright.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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Um, bye. Yeah.
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Mum, wait!
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Mum!
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You can't just steal
a high-vis jacket, Mum.
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I didn't steal anything.
I told the man I'd taken it.
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Oh, and what did he say?
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He said nothing.
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That's the thing, Arthur -
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when we women get to a certain age,
no-one can see us.
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Why shouldn't we
get something out of it?
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Besides, it's hard to miss me
in this.
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Ohh! This is a fancy room
for a quick trip to Canberra.
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You could farm cattle on that bed.
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How much did you spend?
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Promo code.
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Now, Mum, be careful, OK?
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This is one of those places
that'll charge you
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for so much as thinking about
what's in the minibar.
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Mum! What did I just say?!
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Don't touch the snacks!
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Well, I'm hungry.
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Where are we going
for dinner tonight?
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We're not going anywhere
for dinner tonight, OK?
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We're getting room service.
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Dee thinks I'm still in Sydney.
What if I see her?
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Oh, what if you did?!
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Dee is stuck in your throat, Arthur.
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She's not allowing you to
live out loud or follow your dreams!
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Mmm, OK.
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I hate to break it to you,
but it's never been my dream
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to take my mother
out to dinner in Canberra.
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00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,640
Oh, your father brought me
to Canberra once,
257
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,400
before we were married.
258
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,280
Oh, he took me out on the town,
bought me cocktails
259
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:41,320
and a car boot full of firecrackers.
260
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:46,120
We have a duty to get out and see
everything this city has to offer.
261
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,080
I'm off duty tonight.
262
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,720
We're staying here.
263
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,440
We hit the town...
264
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,800
..or this minibar gets it.
265
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,080
Oh, hello.
266
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,520
Thank you.
267
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,920
Hm.
268
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:11,040
Well, the hotel restaurant
was a nice compromise.
269
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,200
This way, no-one gets to be happy.
270
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,640
OK, get ready, world -
271
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,360
some verified blue-tick gnocchi
comin' at ya!
272
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,840
Oh, Arthur,
that girl is checking you out.
273
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,120
Oh, my God, here come the haters.
274
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,600
"Looks gluggy."
275
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,560
Yeah, OK, gnocchi expert
slash verified loser.
276
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,000
Blocked.
277
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,040
Everything OK?
Yeah, it's just...
278
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,200
Mum?
279
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,000
Oh, for God's sake Arthur!
I'm over here.
280
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,240
I asked her to sit there as a test,
281
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,480
to see how long
it'd take you to notice.
282
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,800
For the record, you failed the test.
283
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,000
What's going on with you, Mum?
Nothing.
284
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,560
I'm just having fun.
285
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,320
You know, when you're invisible,
no-one cares what you do.
286
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,840
Well, you're not
just having fun, Mum.
287
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,920
I think you're annoyed
288
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,160
because I'm focusing on someone else
for once in my life.
289
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,280
Oh, for once in your life?
290
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,440
What is your problem with Dee, Mum?
291
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,040
And don't give me your
"throat chakras" again, OK?
292
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,600
'Cause your beekeeping sex yogi
293
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,080
was probably some dentist
from Narrabeen.
294
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,000
Hm.
295
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,520
She always got you for Christmas.
296
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,640
What?
297
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,480
Every year you went
to Dee's family for Christmas.
298
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,720
You were never with us.
299
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,080
We used to visit you
every Christmas morning.
300
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,120
Oh, yeah, you'd drive by
and throw a ham out the window.
301
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,120
Yeah.
We got the drop-in Christmas.
302
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,920
Dee got the family lunch Christmas.
303
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,480
You know, your father once said to me
304
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,640
that you would sacrifice
anything for Dee
305
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:10,160
but she wouldn't give up
one thing for you.
306
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,640
Did Dad really say that?
307
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,760
Yes.
308
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,640
Or...maybe I said it.
309
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,040
Or, look... Or maybe
I just did think of it now.
310
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,960
Whatever, Arthur.
The point is the same.
311
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,200
Everything was on Dee's terms.
312
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,360
Even the breakup
was on her terms, wasn't it?
313
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:38,720
You know, instead of coming here
and jumping back into bed with Dee,
314
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,440
maybe you should be asking her
to explain that.
315
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,600
Maybe that's what I'm here to do!
316
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,080
But you have no idea. You just
wanna make everything about you!
317
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,280
Oh!
318
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:51,360
Because I'm worried
my son is making a huge mistake
319
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,120
with a girl who does not love him.
320
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,600
Oh, that is making it
about me, is it?
321
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,120
She does love me, Mum.
322
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,920
The huge mistake I made
was moving back in with you.
323
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,400
Oh...
324
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,840
You don't mean that.
I do!
325
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,160
I do mean it, 'cause moving back in
was a big mistake.
326
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,720
I should never have
moved back in with you.
327
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,040
I should've just remained impossibly
unavailable, just like Robbie,
328
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,640
and then maybe, maybe, I would've
actually been happy with Dee
329
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,720
instead of here,
miserable, with you!
330
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,200
I'm gonna go outside
and get some fresh air.
331
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,400
Uh, can I have the rest
of your gnocchi?
332
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,160
Yeah. Yeah.
333
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,360
It's gluggy, anyway.
334
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,360
My underwear didn't dry
in the bathroom,
335
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,120
so I'm just gonna leave them here.
336
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,960
Where are my keys?
I need to go pick up the car.
337
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,760
Oh! They're in the minibar.
338
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,840
Turns out they weigh
the same as the chocolates.
339
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,880
You're gonna have to pay for that.
340
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,080
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going?
341
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,640
Maybe YOU need the kale.
342
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,920
I've told you a million times,
I'm going to the art gallery.
343
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,040
Just stay here, Mum.
344
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,160
Nothing's gonna happen.
345
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,680
I'll hand the keys back to Dee
346
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,480
and then we can go to the art
gallery this afternoon together, OK?
347
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,600
No! It's not OK.
348
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,520
I'm going now.
349
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,360
You're a grown-up. You can
ruin your life however you like.
350
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,600
Oh... Hey, look,
if this is about last night...
351
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,240
It is not about last night.
352
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:06,000
It's about
the last 68 years of my life.
353
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,840
I am a perfectly capable woman.
354
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:12,640
And I do not need to be burdened
by my inconvenience on you
355
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,160
any longer.
356
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:31,520
I am just going to get changed
out of my bathrobe first.
357
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,600
Let's go get the car,
and I can at least drop you there.
358
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,400
Alright, this is
the art gallery, Mum.
359
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,200
I'll meet you back here
in exactly two hours.
360
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,640
Do not go anywhere else.
361
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,960
"Oh! Do not trust a man
with curtains in his van."
362
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,240
Honestly, Arthur, I'm not a child.
363
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,760
Yeah, well...
364
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,400
I've booked you in with a tour.
365
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,600
Stay with the crowd.
366
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,160
And don't go toilet-papering
Dee's office, either.
367
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,040
Now, the entrance
is right there. Go.
368
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,240
You're not gonna go back
and put on that blue shirt she likes
369
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,240
and invite her
up to the room, are you?
370
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,680
No, I'm not.
371
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,600
Now, you'd better get in.
372
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,320
Stay with the crowd.
373
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,240
Stay with the crowd.
374
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,120
Hey.
375
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,720
Do we know each other, or...?
376
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,240
Sorry I'm late.
Um, you're not late.
377
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,640
God, those idiot marchers.
378
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,680
There's only like 12 of them,
379
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,320
yet they're shutting
the whole city down.
380
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,880
Mm.
How was the drive?
381
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,360
Uh, yeah, it was good. It was good.
Yeah?
382
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,280
Just came down this morning.
383
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,560
Good morning, sir.
384
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,880
I hope you and your companion
enjoyed dinner last night?
385
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,880
Yeah.
386
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,120
Came down from my room this morning.
Ah.
387
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,160
I came down from Sydney
late, late last night.
388
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,680
And your companion?
389
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,640
I owe you some keys.
Mm-hm.
390
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,880
Yeah. Um...
391
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,600
Um, uh, you're not
gonna believe this,
392
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,800
but I have left your keys
in my room.
393
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,160
Oh, you're right -
I don't believe...
394
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,640
I cannot believe you're pulling
'the keys are in the room' on me.
395
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,200
I promise they're just in the room.
396
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,240
Ah.
I left them there.
397
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,720
I will bring them down.
No, no, no. Let's go.
398
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,720
Keys are in the room,
let's go to the room.
399
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,360
It's a classic move for a reason.
400
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,480
It's not like...
401
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,160
Stay with the crowd.
402
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,400
Stay with the crowd.
403
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,840
What's your name? Who sent ya?
404
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:08,920
Maggie.
405
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,960
I'm just here to analyse
some foreign portraits.
406
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,760
Yeah, they sure do have
some poor traits, don't they?
407
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,040
Here you go, love.
408
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,920
Call it out. Call it out.
409
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:23,560
Uh, excuse me - are we going
in the right direction?
410
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,640
No!
411
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,040
Oh. A-are we going to turn around?
412
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,280
Yes!
413
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,400
Oh.
414
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,760
It's very nice not to be invisible.
415
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,240
We are not invisible.
416
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:39,000
We are not invisible.
We are not invisible.
417
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,840
We are not invisible.
418
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:01,120
Oh, I, uh...I genuinely did not come
to Canberra for this, by the way.
419
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,760
If I put the news on,
it's technically work.
420
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,280
Mm. Mm.
421
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,240
Oh, I have missed this.
422
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,840
Mm.
423
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,480
Kale.
424
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,680
Huh?
425
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,720
Is that, like,
a new position, or something?
426
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,880
No. Kale, on the table.
427
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,600
Uh...
428
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,760
And since when do you wear
full cotton briefs?
429
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,680
Oh. That's just...Mum's.
430
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,600
Ah. Yeah, that makes so much sense.
431
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,800
Mm.
Mm.
432
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,400
Mm. Mm.
433
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,080
But would...would that be a problem?
434
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,120
What?
435
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,360
If Mum came on this trip,
would that be a problem?
436
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,760
If she were hiding under the bed
it would be a problem,
437
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,360
but she's not,
so it's not a problem.
438
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,240
Um...
439
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,520
Hey, uh...
440
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,120
When we broke up...
441
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,160
..would you say that
that was on your terms?
442
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,400
Sorry - we're...we're gonna...
443
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,920
..we're gonna talk about this...now?
444
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,040
Uh...
445
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,360
Me moving into Mum's
446
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,400
was just supposed to be
a temporary thing, that's all.
447
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,240
And I'm kind of just a little
confused about when it...
448
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,400
..became an ongoing arrangement.
449
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,760
Arthur, I could be
accruing flexitime right now.
450
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,360
Instead, I'm half naked
in your hotel
451
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,560
and you're going on about terms
and ongoing arrangements
452
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,560
like I should have a lawyer present.
453
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,680
It's just...
454
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,160
I'm still a bit confused,
that's all.
455
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,880
Did the exhaust break in my car?
456
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,680
Did you get carbon monoxide
poisoning on the way down?
457
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,280
You...
458
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,200
Did you actually see us getting
back together, after I moved out?
459
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,680
Oh, God, I'm so stupid.
460
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,360
I can't believe I thought
this was a good idea.
461
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,560
I just wanna know.
Oh, my God.
462
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,080
I deserve to know, Dee.
463
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,160
This is the problem, Arthur.
464
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,160
What? Mum's undies?
465
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,680
What, you...you couldn't get
one night off?
466
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,360
She hid under my shirts!
467
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,080
Arthur, when we were trying
to make it work,
468
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:34,400
everywhere I looked, there was
a huge pair of your mum's undies.
469
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,840
Not...not literally,
obviously, but...
470
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,200
It was...
471
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,400
It was hard to see the future
without them in it.
472
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,480
Yeah. You want me to choose
between you and my mum.
473
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,040
No. No.
474
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,960
No. I didn't want you to choose.
475
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,960
Don't you get it?
476
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,440
I never wanted you to make
that choice, so I chose for you.
477
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,440
OK? I...I got out,
I came to Canberra
478
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,080
where there are no undies.
479
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,520
But a...a lot of arseholes.
480
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,720
We are not invisible!
We are not invisible!
481
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,880
We are not invisible!
482
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,720
Your mum's on the TV.
483
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,960
We are not invisible!
484
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,880
We are not invisible!
485
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,880
We are not invisible!
486
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,800
We are not invisible!
487
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,640
Oh, my God - Mum's in a race riot!
488
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,440
We are not invisible!
We are not invisible!
489
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,560
We are not invisible!
490
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,960
We are not invisible!
491
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,320
We are not invisible!
OK. Well, just go.
492
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,800
Uh, thanks for bringing the car.
493
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,880
Your licence is in the glovebox.
Mm-hm.
494
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,920
You're gonna receive a fine
in the mail.
495
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,240
You can take the demerits this time.
496
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,160
Those are my terms.
497
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,640
And...
498
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,120
..here are your pastries.
499
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,160
Oh, whoops.
500
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,280
Bye!
501
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,880
We are not invisible!
502
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,200
We are not invisible!
503
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,600
Should've gone with the generic.
504
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,480
We are not invisible!
505
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,320
We are not invisible!
Mum?
506
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,160
We are not invisible!
Mum! Mum!
507
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,760
We are not invisible!
508
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,760
I'm pretty sure
this is not my tour group.
509
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,000
Mum, are you OK?
510
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,360
Yes, Arthur, but you gave me
the wrong directions.
511
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,880
Let's get you home.
512
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,160
Guys, can you please...
can you please move?!
513
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,360
I said move!
514
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,800
How do you respond
to allegations of racism?
515
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,080
We're not racist!
Look at that guy! He's with us!
516
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,800
What? That's not true.
517
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,560
I mean, it's true
that I'm not racist,
518
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,840
but I'm not with them!
519
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,040
Oh! Hey!
520
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,720
You're under arrest
for disturbing the peace.
521
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,120
Aaagh!
522
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,760
Ohhh! I'm gonna miss my bus!
523
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,880
Look at that guy!
He's with us!
524
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,080
Look at that guy! He's with us!
525
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,280
Look at that guy!
He's with us!
526
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,960
Look at that guy! He's with us!
527
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,280
Of course this is
the first time I go viral.
528
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,800
I've never seen
engagement like this,
529
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,960
and it's all people reporting me
for hate speech.
530
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,360
Oh...
531
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,200
It's just a misunderstanding.
532
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,240
We'll get it straightened out soon
enough when we get to the station.
533
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,840
Hello, Robbie.
534
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,280
Hey. Arthur.
Thank God you picked up.
535
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,480
Now, there may be
nothing to worry about,
536
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,880
but Mum has gone missing again.
537
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,960
And you only just noticed?
538
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,440
I was here with her
all night, obviously.
539
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,880
Obviously.
540
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,320
I just ducked out for coffees
541
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,280
and then Liz and I made up
a few times.
542
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,320
And then, when I got back,
Mum wasn't here.
543
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,560
Well, I'm sure she couldn't have
gotten too far.
544
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,160
Good luck with the search, Robbie.
545
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,480
Wait! Arthur!
546
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,480
Oh, that was nice of Robbie,
to check on us.
547
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,960
Wasn't it?
548
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:57,720
Hey, can you blip the siren,
just for fun?
549
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,720
No.
550
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,800
Did you hear that?
551
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,040
Nice, clear answer.
552
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:10,640
Visibility is all about
making yourself seen and heard.
553
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,360
Hm.
554
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,880
Yeah.
555
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,280
Gotta love that visibility.
556
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,080
Oh, come on Arthur - cheer up.
557
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,120
It's not every day you get to travel
in the back of a divvy van.
558
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,120
I spy with my little eye
559
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,640
something beginning with...A.
560
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,280
Is it...
561
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,600
..Arthur?
562
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,760
Yes!
563
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,240
How did you get that?
564
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,360
You're a clever boy!
565
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,880
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566
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,880
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