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RealEstate.
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Some agencies,
they help their clients
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sell their houses
by reducing clutter.
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We help them by stopping
the walls from bleeding.
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I’m Luke Roman.
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I have this kind of connection
to these things all of my life.
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- If you like her...
- Hey.
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You should make a move.
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-Everybody, this is
Susan Ireland, our new agent.
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The technical term
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is telekinesis.
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Tonight, for the first time
in my entire life,
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I really felt like
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I was in control.
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-Those things,
they can hurt you!
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They are dangerous.
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Until you learn
a little more about them
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you might want to think about
doing things our way.
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Dear.
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This house is clean.
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Bitch.
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The things I’ve seen
these past few months
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feel like one big hallucination.
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I’m going to be really busy
over the next few weeks.
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-Guess maybe you’ll see me
if you have time.
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- Here, buddy, look at me!
- Something’s changed.
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The voices, they’re not there.
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I got nothing.
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-Hey, I can handle things
for a little while.
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-I’m afraid
you’re going to have to.
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These final negotiations
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are always a little...
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tricky.
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Of course, the seller
wants something.
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The buyer wants something else.
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And, sometimes, there are
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other parties involved
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who have desires of their own.
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That’s when your representation
really matters.
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Excuse me.
I just need to take this.
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- Zooey, where is he?
- I don’t know.
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He was in his car
headed your way
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when his phone cut out!
Did you check in with August?
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-August is a little busy
right now.
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Dear.
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Shit!
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- He’s here!
- Does he have the key?
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- Do you have the key?
- That thing zapped my car
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and chased me
the last eight blocks!
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-Real estate is exciting,
isn’t it?
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- Okay, if August crunched
these numbers correctly,
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you have, like,
seven minutes, max.
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-One sec.
Hi.
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Suppose I could trouble you
for a glass of water
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and some Tylenol?
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-I have the key!
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-Technology is not cooperating.
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-As soon as the numbers
come up on screen,
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we need to reset the clock,
wind it up and make...
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Augie, was that you?
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-I find nothing funny
about our current situation.
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Nothing electrical
seems to work.
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-Looks like we have to do this
old school.
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-This was so much simpler
when Luke could just
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talk to these things.
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-Those days are gone.
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Come on, come on!
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Read me the numbers
when you get ’em!
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It looks like eight.
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Four, eight.
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- Four eight? That’s not a time!
- Well, that’s what it says!
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Wait. The O in four is
directly above the H in eight.
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Four-eight.
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Duh.
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See, the house was owne
by two brothers.
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An electrician and a plumber.
But...
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one night the electrician
murdered the plumber.
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-So, like Cain and Abel
in the Bible.
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-Yeah, most of the
really nasty shit
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starts in that particular book.
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Anyway, they say
the grandfather clock you have
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stopped at that moment. So,
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we had to track down
the exact time of death,
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find a key that would
work in the clock,
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reset it and then get it running
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so that the plumber
could move on, but...
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the electrician fought us
every step of the way.
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-So... Ooh!
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- Who wants to sell a house?
- Are you okay?
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I’m super! I’m super!
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August just has a little
wet cleanup to do in aisle five
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and then we’re good to go.
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-So, what now?
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-Well, now we sell this place!
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-Well, we’re a little worried
’cause our neighbors,
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they showed their house nonstop
for six months
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before they found a buyer.
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-Remember, it only takes one.
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One person to step into a house
and whammo!
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Feels like home.
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-Does it ever really
happen that way, though?
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- It totally does!
- See...
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I believe the right house
is like a soulmate.
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You can look at
a thousand other houses
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but when the right one
comes along, you know.
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And it’s magic.
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-Well, let’s hope
for some magic.
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-Thanks, Susan!
You’re amazing!
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I, I don’t suppose you have
any jumper cables, do you?
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-Hey, Susan in yet?
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- Hopefully not for a while.
- I have seven urgent messages
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for her and she’s late
for the Cantervilles.
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Yeah, well, I’m,
six houses behind
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on PIP searches
and HCP profiles.
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- Have you seen August?
- In his workshop.
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He slept on his couch
last night.
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-Yeah, I keep telling myself
busy is good, but damn!
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-This is what
our future looks like
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if Luke doesn’t get back,
like, now.
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-Any word at all?
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Well, then it’s time
to rattle his cage a little.
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It’s an absolute
bloodbath out there.
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Your neighborhood is white-hot
and you’re competing with
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every house on the block.
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It’s a seller’s market.
It’s like...
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it’s like a big, angry bear
and with this kitchen,
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your house is Leonardo DiCaprio
waving a stick.
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But it’s so much money.
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-Look, you knock out this wall,
put in a nice big island,
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upgrade those appliances,
a backsplash here,
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a wine fridge there and...
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you can increase
your asking price to this...
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But you’ll only be spending...
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that.
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Your R-O-I is going to be
at least 84%!
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Even more
if there’s a bidding war
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and there is nothing like
a farm sink
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and a restaurant-quality stove
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to make a buyer think about
invading Poland.
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-You are a rock star, Susan!
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-Well...
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These are killing me, August.
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I am literally dying.
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-"The idea is to die young
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as late as possible."
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Ashley Montague.
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-I know this agency
was founded on Luke’s ability
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to see these things,
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talk with them,
reason with them,
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even when
they didn’t feel like it.
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-A difficult gift
to replace with technology.
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-But he can’t do that anymore!
So you’re the guy!
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There has to be
something more efficient here
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than Scrabble tiles.
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-And yet they came through.
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-Keep working it, Augie.
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-Hello!
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Tell me how you died!
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Ha.
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- What a day.
- Yeah.
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-How are we doing
on McTeer and Bryce?
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McTeer title’s clean.
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Bryce had a lien
from a crazy roofer,
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but we’re getting it cleared up.
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-Did you finish
the PIP on Sanderson?
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Two previous owners, no DOPs,
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no Undies, no Baby Janes.
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-Okay. No deaths on premises,
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nobody buried
under the basement and...
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Don’t tell me.
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-Bette Davis,
Joan Crawford, 1962.
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- Nobody...
- Blah!
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Nobody being tormented
by a family member!
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That’s it!
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Um...
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I,
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I noticed you brought in
three more normies this week.
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-Not every house
has to be a horror show.
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And I’m supposed to look at
a bank repo this afternoon
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that Julie Chen
is interested in.
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Aren’t you getting, um,
a little tired?
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And I’m only asking
because the rest of us
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are really exhausted
watching you.
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-I thrive on being busy.
Always have.
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I’m living my best life.
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Next step
is to take out the wall.
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Try not to make
too much of a mess.
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You’re on a
crusade about the radiation.
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- Yeah, they have...
- gamma rays on vegetables.
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-What the hell is that?
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-I don’t know.
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They asked us to look for...
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the finger...
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so they could sew it back on.
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-Any luck?
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-Guy’s probably lawyering up
as we speak and where’s Susan?
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It was her idea
to remodel the kitchen.
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-Well, Susan is primarily a
sales and marketing specialist.
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When shit gets real
and your walls start to bleed,
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they generally call on
Mister Ripley and myself.
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-So, tell me about
this voice you heard.
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-It was a very high one, a boy.
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Little one,
singing his heart out.
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-It was beautiful.
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Like that choir. The...
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- The Vienna Boys’ Choir.
- Exactly!
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-Yeah, we can check,
but most of them
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probably have an airtight alibi.
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-Being in, you know...
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Vienna.
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-Where is this
Luke Roman person?
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His name is on the sign!
Why isn’t he getting involved
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with this?
Where the hell is he?
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-Bless me, Father,
for I have whiffed.
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-Gimme three Hail Mary’s
and close your stance.
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So, I’m here for my
biweekly wellness check.
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Stopped going to Funland?
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Stopped being fun.
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Now it’s just land.
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Anything new
on the adoption front?
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-They say it’s
only a matter of time
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and finding the right situation.
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-It’ll work out.
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-So, how’re you keeping busy
these days?
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-Watch a lot of TV.
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You know, Jeopardy
is a lot more challenging
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without the voices whispering
the answers in my ear.
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I think I found your mom.
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Got some hits on the name.
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Kinda tracked her through a
couple of towns over the years.
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Yay, internet!
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-Where is she?
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-Not far.
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I want to check out some things,
you know, just to make sure.
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-Well, keep me posted, okay?
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Everything good at the office?
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Yeah...
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Susan’s killing it.
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-Felt kinda bad about
the Travis house fallout.
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She didn’t even
work for us then.
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-Did you not see her interview
on Channel Seven?
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-No. You know,
I’ve been kind of...
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-A reminder that the wonders
of modern life come with danger
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And that’s why the Roman Agency
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is sponsoring
the Home Safe Home initiative,
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subsidizing furnace inspections
to low-income housing.
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Because home is the one place
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where you should
always feel safe.
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- Wow.
- Yeah, it was a great idea.
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Totally saved our bacon.
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-That’s great.
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-Did you hear
we sold the Donovan house?
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- It’s a great property.
- Once you get past the portal
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00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,844
- and the hellhound and...
- Sister Act?
255
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,633
Yeah.
256
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,314
So, you coming back or what?
257
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,142
-Thinking Monday.
My dad’s birthday and I know
258
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,306
he’d tell me to get my lazy butt
back to work.
259
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,321
Besides...
260
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,533
Runnin’ outta quarters.
261
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,622
Hail Mary, full of grace.
262
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,464
Do you see the finger?
263
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,666
- No.
- Are you sure?
264
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,837
-I work in real estate.
265
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,265
I’m perfectly aware of what
a middle finger looks like.
266
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,846
- Luke!
- William!
267
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,851
How’s our favorite
repeat client?
268
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,443
- I am well!
- I am wonderful.
269
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,269
Now, where is Sylvia?
270
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,107
-Susan? She is really busy,
271
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,281
but I thought I’d drop off
this housewarming gift.
272
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,610
- Very kind.
- I take it
273
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,446
- you’re starting something new?
- Yes.
274
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,451
You know how I like to start
every new novel
275
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,453
in a new and fresh place.
I mean,
276
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,295
if you cannot
frighten your own willy off you
277
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,831
from time to time
to prove to yourself
278
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,834
that you’re still
fogging up the mirror?
279
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,626
-Well, this place’ll do it.
280
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,170
-Yes. In fact...
281
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,669
I was just
getting the spare keys
282
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,466
and a few tips
from the former owner.
283
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,935
Hello, Luke.
284
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,687
-Megan. Hi.
285
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,243
Well, I think perhaps,
286
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,949
I’m just going to go indoors
and...
287
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,779
get better acquainted.
Yes.
288
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,672
-Hey.
289
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,417
Congratulations on the sale.
290
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,263
- Yeah.
- And the residency.
291
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,220
It’s really exciting.
292
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,180
-Kinda scary.
293
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,720
-Well, you don’t
scare that easy.
294
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,725
So, when do you leave?
295
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,308
-Day after tomorrow.
296
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,520
I was gonna call you.
297
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,275
-It’s okay.
298
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,897
You got a lot going on.
299
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,366
How are you getting by
without the, um...?
300
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,908
-I’m good.
301
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,867
Some days
are better than others.
302
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,416
But I’m good.
303
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,420
-You know,
it feels really ironic.
304
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,008
The things you do...
Did.
305
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,298
The things you saw
and talked to.
306
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,393
Those were the things
that I struggled with.
307
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,354
And, now, they’re um...
They’re kinda gone.
308
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,694
-And you’re leaving, too.
309
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,576
-Thank you for making my world
so much bigger.
310
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,952
- It’s that bank repo.
- They call it the Ensom House.
311
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,777
I finally got up here
to check it out.
312
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,453
Look, I’ll call you back.
313
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,516
Whammo.
314
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,537
I believe the right house
is like a soulmate.
315
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,678
You can look at
a thousand other houses,
316
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,507
but when the right one
comes along,
317
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,801
you know.
318
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,178
And it’s magic.
319
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,565
Wowza.
320
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,985
I’m sorry. I do not
understand your request.
321
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,163
- Sure.
- There’s a smart-house function.
322
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,413
-What can I do for you?
323
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,416
-Just looking.
324
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,165
-Please let me know if you
have any questions, Susan.
325
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,723
-How’d you...
326
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,891
Did the bank add me
to the database?
327
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,558
-Yes. Please let me know
if you have any questions.
328
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,328
-Sorry I’m late.
Everything okay?
329
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,907
The Cantervilles
are freaking out.
330
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,254
-Okay. In moments
like these
331
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,457
I think it’s important
we follow a process.
332
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,578
Luke always counted on
intuition and magic
333
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,353
those days are over.
334
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,917
- Susan, sh.
- No, no.
335
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,672
I think we need to
face the truth here.
336
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,593
Luke has lost his special sauce.
He’s just a regular guy now...
337
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,133
-On a good day.
338
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:28,637
-Luke!
339
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,440
So, it’s a step-by-step process
I call ECHIDNA:
340
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:39,779
Engage, Coordinate, Handhold,
Investigate, De-terminate,
341
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,107
- Neutralize, Assess.
- De-terminate?
342
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,452
-A lot of our clients don’t
really understand what we do.
343
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,368
So, when we get fired...
terminated...
344
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,777
-Which we always do.
345
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,375
-We need to be rehired.
De-terminated.
346
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,791
-But why ECHIDNA?
347
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:56,120
-Echidna is an egg-laying mammal
indigenous to Australia.
348
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,586
- Well, there you go.
- It’s a mnemonic.
349
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,564
To help you remember
the key steps of the process.
350
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,128
Well, Heaven forbid
you forget your ECHIDNA.
351
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,972
Great. Good.
Thanks so much.
352
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,721
Can you catch me up
on what’s happening
353
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,852
- with the Kingston place?
- Boy.
354
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,475
The DeVores want
a contingency deal, right?
355
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,097
But Jack Kingston’s
not having it.
356
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,444
He says,
"Buy it or don’t. I don’t care."
357
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:29,406
-Return to the
sweet embrace of the grave.
358
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,790
-We’ve tried any number
of devices to
359
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,908
facilitate communication
beyond the veil.
360
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:39,747
There’s something about toys
that works particularly well.
361
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:44,301
Possibly their simplicity and...
playful appearance
362
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,140
create a rapport
with those on the other side.
363
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,354
Luke, do you think this...
364
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,467
Your current status,
do you think it’s...
365
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,427
permanent?
366
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,439
-You mean do you think I’m
going to remain a normal person?
367
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,904
Well, gee, I hope so.
368
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,033
Yeah? What?
369
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,612
-Your office.
370
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,391
Why were you so nasty to Susan?
371
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,179
-I wasn’t nasty.
372
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,023
-You were a condescending,
dismissive jerk.
373
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,559
-Look, we have
a lot of work to do.
374
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,497
Susan is great. You know that
I think she is great,
375
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:43,321
but she does tend to
get bogged down in the process.
376
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,067
And we just don’t have the time.
377
00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,239
-Well, Susan made the time
to keep this agency running
378
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,838
while you were off
having your two-month
379
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,873
case of the Mondays!
380
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,707
- Where is she?
- I have no idea.
381
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:03,166
Where does she go when she feels
sad, unappreciated and
382
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,050
justifiably pissed off?
383
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,001
-Who’s there?
384
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,290
Um... house?
385
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,796
House control voice thingy?
386
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:38,101
Creepy man-projecting internet
connected simulated person unit?
387
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,718
Hello, Susan.
388
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,478
-Did you just play that music
a minute ago?
389
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,811
-Did you not like it?
390
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,186
-I...
391
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,822
Yes, it was fine.
It just startled me.
392
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,605
-I’m sorry.
393
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,704
-My device at home waits
until I ask it to play music.
394
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,910
-Yes, the older models do that.
395
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,827
-I gotta go.
396
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,707
-Come back... soon.
397
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,971
- I was...
- I am really grateful
398
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,852
for the way you stepped up
and ran things while I was away.
399
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,244
I don’t know if I expressed
that really well in there
400
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:27,018
and I’m really sorry
if I sounded like anything
401
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,362
other than really grateful.
Really.
402
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,688
-You know you say "really" a lot
during difficult conversations?
403
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,031
No shit?
404
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,239
- Sorry to interrupt.
- Whattaya got?
405
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,585
-A few things dribbling in
on the Canterville house.
406
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,580
1938, a ten-year-old boy
named Samuel MacAdams
407
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,503
died of scarlet fever
in the house.
408
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,252
-Child’s voice.
409
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,844
It all adds up.
410
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,669
-What all adds up?
It’s one clue.
411
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,046
-I’ll take it from here.
412
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,893
-Yeah, um...
I’ll let you know when the...
413
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,429
rest of the records come in.
414
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:07,620
-So, you’re really just
going to do this yourself?
415
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,194
Screw the process.
416
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,399
-Susan, you took what we do
and you color-coded it.
417
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,610
There’s nothing magical
about your process.
418
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,360
It’s my process with a cute name
but without the intuition.
419
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,703
Susan.
420
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,369
What are you going to do?
Rat me out to Zooey again?
421
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,210
- You go ahead.
- I’ll be right up.
422
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,195
-I’m telling you, Mom,
I was killing it.
423
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,818
Clients loved me.
424
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,333
Competitors respected me.
425
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,833
Bob Livingston feared me.
426
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,368
-Monsters are always
afraid of fire.
427
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,249
And I like Luke!
428
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,843
-I like the old Luke.
The new Luke seems...
429
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,672
Defensive.
Territorial.
430
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,682
Just insecure.
431
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:06,009
-You never really know
what people are going through.
432
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,021
Now, that being said,
433
00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,728
I never believed
you’d be truly happy
434
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,904
unless you work someplace
with your name on the door.
435
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:17,228
Am I that arrogant?
436
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,233
That good.
437
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,784
-Do you remember that house we
had
438
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,284
on the shore that one summer?
439
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,366
The one with
the amazing ocean view?
440
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:30,951
You really loved that house.
441
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,456
It was bright and cheerful
442
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,378
and I would just lie there
and daydream.
443
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:40,088
That was the one summer
daddy wasn’t away at work.
444
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,547
-I would just
lie in the sunshine...
445
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,725
and listen to him play piano.
446
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,274
-That was a good summer.
447
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,442
-Anyway, I...
448
00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:56,979
I found a beautiful house
449
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,862
that brings it all back.
450
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,569
-I didn’t know
you were thinking of moving.
451
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,742
-Neither did I.
452
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,923
-Heading for the
Canterville place?
453
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:23,265
- So, how’s this work?
- You speak slowly and clearly
454
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,508
and pull the string.
455
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,800
The words that come out
are those of...
456
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,394
whatever is there.
457
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:37,266
You are... certain
you’re up for this?
458
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,768
-It’s a kid, August.
459
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,542
A kid lost in a house.
If I can’t handle this,
460
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,146
I might as well hang it up.
461
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,449
Luke.
462
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,025
We were beginning to wonder
if you were real.
463
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,981
-Yeah, I get that a lot.
464
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,072
You going somewhere?
465
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,535
-We can’t stay here
another night.
466
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,996
-I think I have a solution.
467
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,087
-Randall,
468
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,670
get in the car.
469
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,228
We are going
to stay with my sister
470
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:01,404
and that stops being fun...
471
00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:03,058
really fast.
472
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,606
Get rid of this thing,
473
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:09,199
or pull up your sign
and get out.
474
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,664
Shit.
475
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,757
-Samuel?
476
00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,057
I don’t know if you can hear me,
477
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,272
but I’m here to help.
478
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:40,827
Let me guess.
479
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,829
Not Samuel.
480
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:51,107
If it’s not
the little boy, who is it?
481
00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,841
-His name was Edgar Cornell.
482
00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:55,262
He was a serial killer.
He murdered six people
483
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,262
that we know of.
484
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,200
He removed various body parts
and dropped them in mailboxes.
485
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,684
This was in, like, ’78, ’79.
486
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:05,686
He was convicted
and executed in 1985
487
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,109
but in between,
in the early ’80s,
488
00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:08,907
- he lived in this house.
- My God.
489
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,400
Yeah, Luke could not
have gotten this more wrong.
490
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,533
He has no idea
what he’s walking into.
491
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:17,915
But what about
the voice, the-the singing?
492
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,279
The thing was,
he had this freaky high voice.
493
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,054
He lured his victims
by impersonating a child
494
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,828
in trouble.
495
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,752
Like a lot of serial killers,
Cornell liked trophies. A...
496
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,541
hair ribbon here, jewelry there.
497
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,385
A body part that he would
cut off or bite off.
498
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,921
- Trophies!
- That’s gotta be it.
499
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,634
He came back for the trophies!
500
00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,434
- But why now?
- He’s been dead since ’85!
501
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,259
Look, we’re right outside.
502
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,224
How long
until you guys get here?
503
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,894
We’re, like, a minute away.
504
00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,562
Hurry! Luke’s in there
with no powers, no clue...
505
00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,692
and that...
thing!
506
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,375
-I came back to get my goodies.
507
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,295
- Stay back!
- Luke, he’s a serial killer.
508
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,134
He collected trophies
from his victims.
509
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,799
-They must have been
hidden in the wall!
510
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,690
The kitchen remodel
brought him back from wherever
511
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,224
to find them!
512
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,721
It’s somewhere in the wall!
Find it!
513
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,049
Go, quickly!
514
00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:23,929
-The hole needs to be bigger.
515
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,159
- Zooey, watch out.
- What?
516
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,773
- Watch out.
- Okay.
517
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,901
-Waahh!
518
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,076
-His name was Happy Dan.
519
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,120
Luke, look out!
520
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,670
- What am I looking for?
- A bag, or a box.
521
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,462
Jewellery; a hair ribbon.
522
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,475
Body parts.
523
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,969
My God.
524
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:06,224
-Hey! Handsome!
525
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,346
Give me a call
when your voice changes.
526
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,815
-Susan! Here!
527
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,892
-You guys are all so tough
528
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,975
until somebody
torches your goodies.
529
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,033
Thanks, Deb.
530
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,319
As soon as the kitchen is done,
we hit the market.
531
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,026
Yeah, I spoke
with the contractor. Yeah.
532
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,833
Yeah, I sort of
lit a fire under his ass.
533
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,409
Two weeks.
Great.
534
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,996
’Kay, bye.
535
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,292
-The Cantervilles?
536
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,215
-We’re back on.
537
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,753
-So we are de-terminated.
538
00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:20,922
Great job on this, Susan.
539
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,511
- Thanks.
- No, I mean...
540
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,597
I screwed up
and you pulled it out.
541
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,524
You really should
take some time.
542
00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,226
-Time?
543
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,791
-You could be kicking ass
and closing escrow
544
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,485
almost single-handedly.
545
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:41,325
Take a few days off!
I got this covered.
546
00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,986
-Um...
547
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,741
Yeah. Maybe.
Thanks.
548
00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,334
-Hey, Bob.
549
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:52,199
Yeah. Back at the helm,
steering the ship.
550
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,575
Listen, about this,
Frederico listing,
551
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,595
what’s his bottom line price?
552
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,645
-Julie, it’s Susan.
553
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:21,483
Hey, so I checked out
that bank repo like you asked.
554
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,782
Yeah.
555
00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:27,241
No, it’s okay.
It’s just, um...
556
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,329
It’s just not for you.
557
00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,505
Yeah.
558
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,167
N-no, yeah, of course,
we’ll keep on looking.
559
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,344
Okay.
Goodbye.
560
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,676
-Feels weird coming here
to feel close to you.
561
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,178
Lacks the atmosphere of Funland.
562
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,978
And the hot dogs
aren’t nearly as good.
563
00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:42,149
Sorry I haven’t
been by in a while.
564
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,152
But I’m, back at work
565
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,990
and, Dad,
I’m just tearing it up.
566
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,698
Alienated Susan,
567
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,540
best real estate agent
to ever live.
568
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,159
Faced down a serial killer
569
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,915
armed with nothing
but a stuffed animal
570
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,840
and an epic misunderstanding
of the situation.
571
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:07,835
And you’ll like this...
572
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:11,839
Phil thinks he found mom.
573
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,256
Yeah.
574
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,016
"For reals" this time.
575
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:31,114
For as long as I can remember
I wanted to ask her...
576
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,042
Why?
577
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,370
Why’d she leave?
578
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,384
What did we do?
579
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,262
What did I do?
580
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,901
I really wish that we could
talk about these things.
581
00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:19,617
Maybe someday.
582
00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:23,755
Maybe not.
583
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,338
Here, Dad.
584
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:35,843
Nice catch.
585
00:42:35,867 --> 00:42:37,867
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