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realEstate.
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Some agencies, they help their clients
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sell their houses by reducing clutter.
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We help them by stopping
the walls from bleeding.
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I’m Luke Roman.
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I have this kind of connection
to these things all of my life.
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- If you like her--
- Hey.
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...you should make a move.
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-Everybody, this is Susan Ireland,
our new agent.
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The technical term
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is telekinesis.
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Tonight,
for the first time in my entire life,
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I really felt like
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I was in control.
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-Those things, they can hurt you!
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They are dangerous.
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Until you learn a little more about them
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you might want to think
about doing things our way.
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Oh, dear.
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This house is clean.
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Bitch.
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The things I’ve seen these past few months
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feel like one big hallucination.
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I’m going to be really
busy over the next few weeks.
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-Guess maybe you’ll
see me if you have time.
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- Here, buddy, look at me!
- Something’s changed.
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The voices, they’re not there.
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I got nothing.
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-Hey,
I can handle things for a little while.
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-I’m afraid you’re going to have to.
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These final negotiations
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are always a little...
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tricky.
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Of course, the seller wants something.
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The buyer wants something else.
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And, sometimes, there are
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other parties involved
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who have desires of their own.
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That’s when your
representation really matters.
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Excuse me. I just need to take this.
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- Zooey, where is he?
- I don’t know.
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He was in his car headed your way
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when his phone cut out!
Did you check in with August?
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-August is a little busy right now.
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-Oh, dear.
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Oh, shit!
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-He’s here!
-Does he have the key?
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- Do you have the key?
- That thing zapped my car
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and chased me the last eight blocks!
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-Real estate is exciting, isn’t it?
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- Okay,
if August crunched these numbers correctly,
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you have, like, seven minutes, max.
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-One sec. Hi.
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Suppose I could trouble
you for a glass of water
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and some Tylenol?
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-I have the key!
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-Technology is not cooperating.
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-As soon as the numbers come up on screen,
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we need to reset the clock,
wind it up and make--
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Augie, was that you?
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-I find nothing funny about
our current situation.
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Nothing electrical seems to work.
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-Looks like we have to do this old school.
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-This was so much simpler
when Luke could just
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talk to these things.
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-Those days are gone.
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Come on, come on!
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Read me the numbers when you get ’em!
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-Uh, it looks like eight.
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Four, eight.
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-Four eight? That’s not a time!
-Well, that’s what it says!
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Wait. The O in four is
directly above the H in eight.
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-Oh, oh! Four-oh-eight.
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Oh! Duh.
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See, the house was owne by two brothers.
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An electrician and a plumber. But...
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one night the electrician
murdered the plumber.
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-So, like Cain and Abel in the Bible.
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-Yeah, most of the really nasty shit
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starts in that particular book.
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Anyway,
they say the grandfather clock you have
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stopped at that moment. So,
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we had to track down
the exact time of death,
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find a key that would work in the clock,
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reset it and then get it running
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so that the plumber could move on, but...
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the electrician fought
us every step of the way.
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-So... Ooh!
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-Who wants to sell a house?
-Are you okay?
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-Oh, I’m super! I’m super!
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August just has a little wet
cleanup to do in aisle five
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and then we’re good to go.
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-So, what now?
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-Well, now we sell this place!
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-Well, we’re a little
worried ’cause our neighbors,
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they showed their house
nonstop for six months
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before they found a buyer.
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-Remember, it only takes one.
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One person to step into a house and whammo!
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Feels like home.
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-Does it ever really happen that way,
though?
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-Oh, it totally does! See...
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I believe the right
house is like a soulmate.
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You can look at a thousand other houses
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but when the right one comes along,
you know.
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And it’s magic.
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-Well, let’s hope for some magic.
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-Thanks, Susan! You’re amazing!
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-I, uh, I don’t suppose you
have any jumper cables, do you?
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-Hey, Susan in yet?
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-Hopefully not for a while.
-I have seven urgent messages
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for her and she’s late
for the Cantervilles.
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-Yeah, well, I’m, uh, six houses behind
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on PIP searches and HCP profiles.
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-Have you seen August?
-In his workshop.
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He slept on his couch last night.
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-Yeah, I keep telling myself busy is good,
but damn!
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-This is what our future looks like
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if Luke doesn’t get back, like, now.
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-Any word at all?
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Well,
then it’s time to rattle his cage a little.
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It’s an absolute bloodbath out there.
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Your neighborhood is white-hot
and you’re competing with
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every house on the block.
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It’s a seller’s market. It’s like...
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it’s like a big,
angry bear and with this kitchen,
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your house is Leonardo
DiCaprio waving a stick.
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-Mm, but it’s so much money.
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-Look, you knock out this wall,
put in a nice big island,
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upgrade those appliances, a backsplash here,
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a wine fridge there and...
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you can increase your
asking price to this...
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But you’ll only be spending...
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that.
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Your R-O-I is going to be at least 84%!
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Even more if there’s a bidding war
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and there is nothing like a farm sink
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and a restaurant-quality stove
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to make a buyer think about invading Poland.
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-You are a rock star, Susan!
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-Well...
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These are killing me, August.
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I am literally dying.
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-"The idea is to die young
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as late as possible."
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Ashley Montague.
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-I know this agency was
founded on Luke’s ability
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to see these things,
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talk with them, reason with them,
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even when they didn’t feel like it.
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-A difficult gift to
replace with technology.
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-But he can’t do that anymore!
So you’re the guy!
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There has to be something
more efficient here
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than Scrabble tiles.
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-And yet they came through.
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-Keep working it, Augie.
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-Hello!
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Tell me how you died!
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-Hm.
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Hm!
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-Ha.
-Hm.
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-What a day.
-Yeah.
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-How are we doing on McTeer and Bryce?
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-Uh, McTeer title’s clean.
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Bryce had a lien from a crazy roofer,
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but we’re getting it cleared up.
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-Did you finish the PIP on Sanderson?
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-Uh, two previous owners, no DOPs,
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no Undies, no Baby Janes.
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-Okay. No deaths on premises,
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nobody buried under the basement and...
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Don’t tell me.
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-Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, 1962.
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-Uh, uh, nobody... Blah!
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Nobody being tormented by a family member!
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-That’s it!
-Uh!
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Um...
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I, uh,
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I noticed you brought in
three more normies this week.
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-Not every house has to be a horror show.
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Oh, and I’m supposed to look
at a bank repo this afternoon
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that Julie Chen is interested in.
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-Ah.
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Aren’t you getting, um, a little tired?
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And I’m only asking because the rest of us
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are really exhausted watching you.
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-I thrive on being busy. Always have.
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I’m living my best life.
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Next step is to take out the wall.
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Try not to make too much of a mess.
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You’re on a crusade about the radiation.
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- Yeah, they have...
- ...gamma rays on vegetables.
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-What the hell is that?
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-I don’t know.
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-Ah!!
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They asked us to look for...
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the finger...
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so they could sew it back on.
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-Any luck?
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-Guy’s probably lawyering up
as we speak and where’s Susan?
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It was her idea to remodel the kitchen.
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-Well, Susan is primarily a
sales and marketing specialist.
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When shit gets real and
your walls start to bleed,
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they generally call on
Mister Ripley and myself.
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-So, tell me about this voice you heard.
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-It was a very high one, a boy.
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Uh, little one, singing his heart out.
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-It was beautiful.
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Like that choir. The--
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-The Vienna Boys’ Choir.
-Exactly!
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-Yeah, we can check, but most of them
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probably have an airtight alibi.
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-Being in, you know...
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Vienna.
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-Where is this Luke Roman person?
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His name is on the sign!
Why isn’t he getting involved
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with this? Where the hell is he?
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-Bless me, Father, for I have whiffed.
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-Gimme three Hail Mary’s
and close your stance.
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So,
I’m here for my biweekly wellness check.
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Stopped going to Funland?
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-Eh. Stopped being fun.
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Now it’s just land.
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Anything new on the adoption front?
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-They say it’s only a matter of time
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and finding the right situation.
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-It’ll work out.
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-So, how’re you keeping busy these days?
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-Watch a lot of TV.
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You know, Jeopardy is a lot more challenging
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without the voices whispering
the answers in my ear.
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I think I found your mom.
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Got some hits on the name.
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Kinda tracked her through a
couple of towns over the years.
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Yay, internet!
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-Where is she?
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-Not far.
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I want to check out some things,
you know, just to make sure.
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-Well, keep me posted, okay?
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Everything good at the office?
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-Yeah. Uh...
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Susan’s killing it.
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-Felt kinda bad about
the Travis house fallout.
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She didn’t even work for us then.
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-Did you not see her
interview on Channel Seven?
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-No. You know, I’ve been kind of...
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-A reminder that the wonders
of modern life come with danger
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And that’s why the Roman Agency
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is sponsoring the Home Safe Home initiative,
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subsidizing furnace inspections
to low-income housing.
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Because home is the one place
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where you should always feel safe.
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-Wow.
-Yeah, it was a great idea.
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Totally saved our bacon.
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-That’s great.
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-Did you hear we sold the Donovan house?
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-It’s a great property.
-Once you get past the portal
258
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-and the hellhound and...
-Sister Act?
259
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Yeah.
260
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,314
So, you coming back or what?
261
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-Thinking Monday.
My dad’s birthday and I know
262
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,306
he’d tell me to get my
lazy butt back to work.
263
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Besides...
264
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,533
Runnin’ outta quarters.
265
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,622
Hail Mary, full of grace.
266
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Do you see the finger?
267
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,666
-No.
-Are you sure?
268
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,837
-I work in real estate.
269
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,265
I’m perfectly aware of what
a middle finger looks like.
270
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,975
♪ ...a little pony ♪
271
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♪ His name was Happy Dan ♪
272
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♪ But if he enters the woods at night ♪
273
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,782
♪ He won’t be happy again ♪
274
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:57,369
♪ ’Cause bad things
live in the forest ♪
275
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:01,839
♪ They wait for ponies at night ♪
276
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,972
♪ If Happy Dan runs too slowly ♪
277
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,468
♪ They’ll gather around and bite ♪
278
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:16,519
♪ They’ll nip his ears
off They’ll eat his eyes ♪
279
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,559
♪ They’ll break his legs if they can ♪
280
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:26,110
♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
281
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,846
-Luke! Oh!
-William!
282
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,851
How’s our favorite repeat client?
283
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,443
-Oh, I am well! I am wonderful.
284
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,269
Now, where is Sylvia?
285
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,107
-Susan? She is really busy,
286
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,281
but I thought I’d drop
off this housewarming gift.
287
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,610
-Oh, very kind.
-I take it
288
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,446
-you’re starting something new?
-Oh, yes.
289
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,451
You know how I like to start every new novel
290
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,453
in a new and fresh place. I mean,
291
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,295
if you cannot frighten
your own willy off you
292
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,831
from time to time to prove to yourself
293
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,834
that you’re still fogging up the mirror,
eh?
294
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,626
-Well, this place’ll do it.
295
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,170
-Yes. In fact...
296
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,669
I was just getting the spare keys
297
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,466
and a few tips from the former owner.
298
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,935
Hello, Luke.
299
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,687
-Megan. Hi.
300
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,243
-Well, I think perhaps, uh,
301
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,949
I’m just going to go indoors and, uh...
302
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,779
get better acquainted. Yes.
303
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,826
-Huh.
304
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,672
-Hey.
305
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,417
Uh, congratulations on the sale.
306
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,263
-Yeah.
-And the residency.
307
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,220
It’s really exciting.
308
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,180
-Kinda scary.
309
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,720
-Well, you don’t scare that easy.
310
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,725
So, when do you leave?
311
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,308
-Day after tomorrow.
312
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,520
I was gonna call you.
313
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,275
-It’s okay.
314
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,897
You got a lot going on.
315
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,493
-Hm.
316
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,366
How are you getting by without the, um...?
317
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,908
-I’m good.
318
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,867
Some days are better than others.
319
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,416
But I’m good.
320
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,420
-You know, it feels really ironic.
321
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,008
The things you do... Did.
322
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,298
The things you saw and talked to.
323
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,393
Those were the things that I struggled with.
324
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,354
And, now, they’re um...
They’re kinda gone.
325
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,694
-And you’re leaving, too.
326
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,576
-Thank you for making
my world so much bigger.
327
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,952
- It’s that bank repo.
- They call it the Ensom House.
328
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,777
I finally got up here to check it out.
329
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,453
Look, I’ll call you back.
330
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,516
Whammo.
331
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,537
I believe the right
house is like a soulmate.
332
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,678
You can look at a thousand other houses,
333
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,507
but when the right one comes along,
334
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,801
you know.
335
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,178
And it’s magic.
336
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,565
Wowza.
337
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,985
I’m sorry.
I do not understand your request.
338
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,163
-Oh, sure. There’s a smart-house function.
339
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,413
-What can I do for you?
340
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,416
-Just looking.
341
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,875
-Please let me know if you
have any questions, Susan.
342
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,723
-How’d you...
343
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,891
Did the bank add me to the database?
344
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,558
-Yes.
Please let me know if you have any questions.
345
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,328
-Sorry I’m late. Everything okay?
346
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,907
-Uh, the Cantervilles are freaking out.
347
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,254
-Okay. In moments like these
348
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,457
I think it’s important
we follow a process.
349
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,578
Luke always counted on intuition and magic
350
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,345
and let’s all be honest:
those days are over.
351
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,917
-Susan, sh.
-No, no.
352
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,672
I think we need to face the truth here.
353
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,593
Luke has lost his special sauce.
He’s just a regular guy now--
354
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,133
-On a good day.
355
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:28,637
-Luke!
356
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,440
So,
it’s a step-by-step process I call ECHIDNA:
357
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:39,779
Engage, Coordinate, Handhold,
Investigate, De-terminate,
358
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,107
-Neutralize, Assess.
-De-terminate?
359
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,452
-A lot of our clients don’t
really understand what we do.
360
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,368
So, when we get fired... terminated --
361
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,777
-Which we always do.
362
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,375
-We need to be rehired. De-terminated.
363
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,791
-But why ECHIDNA?
364
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:56,120
-Echidna is an egg-laying
mammal indigenous to Australia.
365
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,586
-Oh, well, there you go.
-It’s a mnemonic.
366
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,547
To help you remember the
key steps of the process.
367
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,128
Well, Heaven forbid you forget your ECHIDNA.
368
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,972
Great. Good. Thanks so much.
369
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,721
Can you catch me up on what’s happening
370
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,852
- with the Kingston place?
- Oh, boy.
371
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,475
The DeVores want a contingency deal, right?
372
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,097
But Jack Kingston’s not having it.
373
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,444
He says, "Buy it or don’t.
I don’t care."
374
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:29,406
-Return to the sweet embrace of the grave.
375
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,790
-We’ve tried any number of devices to
376
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,908
facilitate communication beyond the veil.
377
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:39,747
There’s something about toys
that works particularly well.
378
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:44,301
Possibly their simplicity and...
playful appearance
379
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,130
create a rapport with
those on the other side.
380
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,354
Luke, do you think this--
381
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,467
your current status, do you think it’s...
382
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,427
permanent?
383
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,439
-You mean do you think I’m
going to remain a normal person?
384
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,904
Well, gee, I hope so.
385
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,033
Yeah? What?
386
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,612
-Your office.
387
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,391
Why were you so nasty to Susan?
388
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,179
-I wasn’t nasty.
389
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,023
-You were a condescending, dismissive jerk.
390
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,559
-Look, we have a lot of work to do.
391
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,482
Susan is great.
You know that I think she is great,
392
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:43,321
but she does tend to get
bogged down in the process.
393
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,067
And we just don’t have the time.
394
00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,239
-Well, Susan made the time
to keep this agency running
395
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,818
while you were off having your two-month
396
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,873
case of the Mondays!
397
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,707
-Where is she?
-I have no idea.
398
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:03,166
Where does she go when she feels sad,
unappreciated and
399
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,050
justifiably pissed off?
400
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,001
-Who’s there?
401
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,290
Um... house?
402
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,796
House control voice thingy?
403
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:38,101
Creepy man-projecting internet
connected simulated person unit?
404
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,718
Hello, Susan.
405
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,478
-Did you just play that music a minute ago?
406
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,811
-Did you not like it?
407
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,186
-I...
408
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,822
Yes, it was fine. It just startled me.
409
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,605
-I’m sorry.
410
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,704
-My device at home waits
until I ask it to play music.
411
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,910
-Yes, the older models do that.
412
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,827
-I gotta go.
413
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,707
-Come back... soon.
414
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,971
- I was--
- I am really grateful
415
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,852
for the way you stepped up and
ran things while I was away.
416
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,232
I don’t know if I expressed
that really well in there
417
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:27,018
and I’m really sorry if
I sounded like anything
418
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,362
other than really grateful. Really.
419
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,688
-You know you say "really"
a lot during difficult conversations?
420
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,031
No shit?
421
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,239
-Sorry to interrupt.
-Whattaya got?
422
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,585
-A few things dribbling in
on the Canterville house.
423
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,580
1938,
a ten-year-old boy named Samuel MacAdams
424
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,503
died of scarlet fever in the house.
425
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,252
-Child’s voice.
426
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,844
It all adds up.
427
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,669
-What all adds up? It’s one clue.
428
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,046
-I’ll take it from here.
429
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,893
-Yeah, um... I’ll let you know when the...
430
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,429
rest of the records come in.
431
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:07,603
-So, you’re really just
going to do this yourself?
432
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,194
Screw the process.
433
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,399
-Susan,
you took what we do and you color-coded it.
434
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,610
There’s nothing magical
about your process.
435
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,360
It’s my process with a cute
name but without the intuition.
436
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,703
Susan.
437
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,369
What are you going to do?
Rat me out to Zooey again?
438
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,210
- You go ahead.
- I’ll be right up.
439
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,195
-I’m telling you, Mom, I was killing it.
440
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,818
Clients loved me.
441
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,333
Competitors respected me.
442
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,833
Bob Livingston feared me.
443
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,368
-Monsters are always afraid of fire.
444
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,249
-And I like Luke!
-Mm.
445
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,843
-I like the old Luke. The new Luke seems...
446
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,672
Defensive. Territorial.
447
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,682
Just insecure.
448
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:06,009
-You never really know what
people are going through.
449
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,021
Now, that being said,
450
00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,728
I never believed you’d be truly happy
451
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,904
unless you work someplace
with your name on the door.
452
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:17,228
Am I that arrogant?
453
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,233
-Oh, that good.
454
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,784
-Do you remember that house we had
455
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,284
on the shore that one summer?
456
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,366
The one with the amazing ocean view?
457
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:30,951
-Oh, you really loved that house.
458
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,456
-Oh, it was bright and cheerful
459
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,378
and I would just lie there and daydream.
460
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,918
That was the one summer
daddy wasn’t away at work.
461
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,553
-Mm.
462
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,547
-I would just lie in the sunshine...
463
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,725
and listen to him play piano.
464
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,274
-That was a good summer.
465
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,442
-Anyway, I...
466
00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:56,979
I found a beautiful house
467
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,862
that brings it all back.
468
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,569
-I didn’t know you
were thinking of moving.
469
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,742
-Neither did I.
470
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,950
Hm.
471
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,923
-Heading for the Canterville place?
472
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:23,265
-So, how’s this work?
-You speak slowly and clearly
473
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,508
and pull the string.
474
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,800
The words that come out are those of...
475
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,394
whatever is there.
476
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:37,266
You are... certain you’re up for this?
477
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,768
-It’s a kid, August.
478
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,525
A kid lost in a house.
If I can’t handle this,
479
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,146
I might as well hang it up.
480
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,449
-Ah! Luke.
481
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,185
-Huh.
482
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,025
We were beginning to
wonder if you were real.
483
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,981
-Yeah, I get that a lot.
484
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,072
You going somewhere?
485
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,535
-We can’t stay here another night.
486
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,996
-I think I have a solution.
487
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,087
-Randall,
488
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,670
get in the car.
489
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,228
We are going to stay with my sister
490
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:01,404
and that stops being fun...
491
00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:03,058
really fast.
492
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,606
Get rid of this thing,
493
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:09,199
or pull up your sign and get out.
494
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:21,419
♪ -There was a little pony ♪
495
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:25,087
♪ His name was Happy Dan ♪
496
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:30,555
♪ He loved to run in the sunshine ♪
497
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:34,934
♪ Just frolicking in the sand ♪
498
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:40,274
♪ He’d kick his heels
up with frisky fun ♪
499
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:43,100
♪ He’d toss his tail and his mane ♪
500
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:49,279
♪ But if he enters the woods at night ♪
501
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,109
♪ Dan won’t be happy... ♪
502
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,664
-Oh, shit.
503
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:57,699
♪ -For bad things live in the forest ♪
504
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,753
♪ They wait for ponies at night ♪
505
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:06,626
♪ If Happy Dan runs too slowly ♪
506
00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:10,127
♪ They’ll gather round and bite ♪
507
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,136
♪ They’ll nip his ears off ♪
508
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,757
-Samuel?
509
00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,057
I don’t know if you can hear me,
510
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,272
but I’m here to help.
511
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,810
♪ -Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
512
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:29,033
♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
513
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:40,827
Let me guess.
514
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,829
Not Samuel.
515
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:51,092
If it’s not the little boy, who is it?
516
00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,841
-His name was Edgar Cornell.
517
00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:55,262
He was a serial killer.
He murdered six people
518
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,262
that we know of.
519
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,177
He removed various body parts
and dropped them in mailboxes.
520
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,684
This was in, like, ’78, ’79.
521
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:05,686
He was convicted and executed in 1985
522
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,109
but in between, in the early ’80s,
523
00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:08,897
- he lived in this house.
- Oh, my God.
524
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,400
Yeah,
Luke could not have gotten this more wrong.
525
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,533
He has no idea what he’s walking into.
526
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:17,915
But what about the voice, the-the singing?
527
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,279
The thing was,
he had this freaky high voice.
528
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,037
He lured his victims by
impersonating a child
529
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,828
in trouble.
530
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,752
Like a lot of serial killers,
Cornell liked trophies. A...
531
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,541
hair ribbon here, jewelry there.
532
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,385
A body part that he would
cut off or bite off.
533
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,921
- Trophies!
- That’s gotta be it.
534
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,634
He came back for the trophies!
535
00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,434
- But why now?
- He’s been dead since ’85!
536
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,259
Look, we’re right outside.
537
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,224
How long until you guys get here?
538
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,894
We’re, like, a minute away.
539
00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,562
Hurry!
Luke’s in there with no powers, no clue...
540
00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,692
and that... thing!
541
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,375
-I came back to get my goodies.
542
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,295
-Stay back!
-Luke, he’s a serial killer.
543
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,134
He collected trophies from his victims.
544
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,799
-They must have been hidden in the wall!
545
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,667
The kitchen remodel brought
him back from wherever
546
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,224
to find them!
547
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,721
It’s somewhere in the wall! Find it!
548
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,049
Go, quickly!
549
00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:23,929
-The hole needs to be bigger.
550
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,143
- Zooey, watch out.
- What?
551
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,773
-Watch out.
-Okay.
552
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,901
-Waahh!
553
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:43,327
♪ -He was a little boy ♪
554
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,076
-His name was Happy Dan.
555
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,120
Luke, look out!
556
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,670
- What am I looking for?
- A bag, or a box.
557
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,462
Jewellery; a hair ribbon.
558
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,475
Body parts.
559
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,969
-Oh, my God.
560
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:06,224
-Hey! Handsome!
561
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,346
Give me a call when your voice changes.
562
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,815
-Susan! Here!
563
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,892
-You guys are all so tough
564
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,975
until somebody torches your goodies.
565
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,033
Thanks, Deb.
566
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,319
As soon as the kitchen is done,
we hit the market.
567
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,026
Yeah, I spoke with the contractor. Yeah.
568
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,833
Yeah, I sort of lit a fire under his ass.
569
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,409
Two weeks. Great.
570
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,996
’Kay, bye.
571
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,292
-The Cantervilles?
572
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,215
-We’re back on.
573
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,753
-So we are de-terminated.
574
00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:20,922
Great job on this, Susan.
575
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,511
-Thanks.
-No, I mean...
576
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,597
I screwed up and you pulled it out.
577
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,524
You really should take some time.
578
00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,226
-Time?
579
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,771
-You could be kicking ass and closing escrow
580
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,485
almost single-handedly.
581
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:41,325
Take a few days off! I got this covered.
582
00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,986
-Um...
583
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,741
Yeah. Maybe. Thanks.
584
00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,334
-Hey, Bob.
585
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:52,199
Ah, yeah.
Back at the helm, steering the ship.
586
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,575
Listen, about this, uh, Frederico listing,
587
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,595
what’s his bottom line price?
588
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,645
-Julie, it’s Susan.
589
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:21,483
Hey, so I checked out that
bank repo like you asked.
590
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,782
Yeah.
591
00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:27,241
No, it’s okay. It’s just, um...
592
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,329
It’s just not for you.
593
00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,505
Yeah.
594
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,167
N-no, yeah, of course,
we’ll keep on looking.
595
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,344
Okay. Goodbye.
596
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,676
-Feels weird coming here
to feel close to you.
597
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,178
Lacks the atmosphere of Funland.
598
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,978
And the hot dogs aren’t nearly as good.
599
00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:42,149
Sorry I haven’t been by in a while.
600
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,152
But I’m, uh, back at work
601
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,990
and, Dad, I’m just tearing it up.
602
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,698
Alienated Susan,
603
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,540
best real estate agent to ever live.
604
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,159
Faced down a serial killer
605
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,915
armed with nothing but a stuffed animal
606
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,840
and an epic misunderstanding
of the situation.
607
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:07,835
Oh, and you’ll like this...
608
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:11,839
Phil thinks he found mom.
609
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,256
Yeah.
610
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,016
"For reals" this time.
611
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:31,114
For as long as I can remember
I wanted to ask her...
612
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,042
Why?
613
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,370
Why’d she leave?
614
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,384
What did we do?
615
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,262
What did I do?
616
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,901
I really wish that we could
talk about these things.
617
00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:10,952
Hm.
618
00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:19,617
Maybe someday.
619
00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:23,755
Maybe not.
620
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,338
Here, Dad.
621
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:35,843
Nice catch.
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