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[intense music playing]
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I'm going to kill Sean Penn.
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[rousing music]
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My wish has always been for the West
to leave my country,
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not for some American actor
to come here.
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Yeah, I mean, well, that's one way to go.
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It is the way I'm going to go.
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Yeah. Well, I mean,
we're just spit-balling ideas here, DB.
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No, we're not!
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Director Bustard,
what if you don't kill him?
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[Dylan] You've got the eyes of the world
on you now.
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What if... What if you go with it?
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We've worked really hard on this.
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What could he possibly help me with?
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Have you seen the Milks?
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He can do anything.
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- Come on, DB.
- Yeah.
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Don't be like all the other losers
out there, man.
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We're all just watching
the same shitty movie in this life.
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Don’t sit around and argue about who has
the best or worse seat, don't do that.
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Let's work together...
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and change the fuckin' movie!
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[chuckles]
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I'm going to kill Sean Penn.
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Oh, come on, DB!
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How did you get there
from what I just said?
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That does seem like
you weren't really listening D--
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I was listening!
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This is a big opportunity.
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[tense music]
Freedom cannot be given,
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it cannot be gifted.
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It must grow from the blood-soaked soil
it is fought upon.
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I'm sending you idiots home
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and I’m going to kill Sean Penn.
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[tense music playing]
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[Mara shouts]
Sean, it's... it's really high.
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I've been higher.
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Are you sure that you can
afford to do this?
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Until John Wayne Gacy is trending below me
as a clown in this world,
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I can't afford not to do it.
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Okay, but... I'm just worried
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that people are gonna think
you're doing this because of the...
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Australian disaster.
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We can't control what people think, Mara.
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Okay.
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Okay, well...
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Look, you... you're lower than Bozo.
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- And Gacy?
- [Mara] Oh...
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Not yet.
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I'm going.
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[Rowdy] All I am saying,
is that it’ll be a damn shame
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for us to have come this far,
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only for DB to turn around
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and make us look like real dickheads
right at the fucking end.
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You're leaving, Phil Choi?
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Uh... yeah.
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Yeah, the Director
doesn't need us anymore.
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He's just gonna...
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[sighs]
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kill Sean Penn.
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Send us on our way.
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Nothing we can do about it, so yeah.
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Yeah, this is it.
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Be careful.
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Oh, I... I will.
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We will.
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[Rowdy] Hmm.
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Hey... Hey, thanks so much, Shammi,
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for everything.
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[soft music plays]
You've been really, really amazing.
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Not just to me, to all the guys.
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- [Dylan] Yeah.
- [Albhanis] Really nice, Shammi.
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- Thanks, Shammi. Thank you.
- Cheers.
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[soft music plays]
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We could trade numbers.
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Emails. Emails?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Let's just... We'll leave it
in the hands of the universe,
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and maybe it will conspire
to cross our paths again someday.
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The universe is only an infinite
reflection of our hopes and dreams.
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This is for you.
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[romantic music plays]
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Do not open it until after you have
said goodbye to the Director, huh.
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Oh, yeah.
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I will see you again,
Philip Wallace Choi
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[Shammi] Goodbye, Phil Choi.
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[sniffles]
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[sniffles]
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It has been confirmed by multiple sources
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that the private military plane...
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[Jemima] Can I ah, buy you another drink,
sugar tits?
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Biggest story of the year...
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Primetime...
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My old job back...
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And this motherfucker
decides to be a hero.
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What are you talking about?
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You don't want your old job back,
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you wanna be a journalist.
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You don't wanna just, be on television,
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you wanna unearth stories.
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Did you know that I had offers
from every single network
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- to tell my story.
- The boys' story?
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My story... about the boys' story.
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The real story was actually the Director.
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Yeah, well, anyway,
no one gives a shit now, do they?
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Because Sean Penn's
jumping out of a plane.
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Do you ever think...
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there might be an even
bigger story in all this?
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Oh, Jemima! What is wrong with you?
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Look close.
Look closer, peel the onion.
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I--
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Ugh.
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- [Josie] Is that your boss?
- [Jemima sighs]
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[softly] He sent those four boys in
to delete that picture
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from the Princess
of Behati-Prinsloo's phone.
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How do you have this?
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[softly] I got it off his phone.
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You're telling me...
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that a four-star Colonel
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sent four innocent Australians
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on a covert mission into a foreign country
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to delete a dick pic
off of a princess' phone,
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leaving them there for dead,
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and even sent in a mercenary to kill them
to cover his tracks,
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and yet, he did not delete
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the picture from his own phone?
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[The Josie Justice Experience
theme music playing]
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Four Australian hostages
in a foreign land...
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And boy, do they have a story to tell.
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And I will be telling it, tonight
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live from Behati-Prinsloo,
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directly after Sean Penn's
courageous rescue mission.
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[melancholic music playing]
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Hey, come on, DB!
This is so unfair.
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What is this, like a pump and dump?
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You're free to pursue whatever
you were doing before we met.
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[Dylan] Director Bustard...
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Sean Penn's a method actor, mate.
You might need me there.
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You don't know what's real
and what's not...
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[mouths silently] I know.
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What a fucking dickhead!
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I don't think the Director's ready
for Sean Penn.
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[sighs]
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All this shit,
everything we just went through--
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And we get to go home, the guys
who saved the people from the nukes.
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No, we don't, Bhanis!
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No, we don't!
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We go home as the people
that got Harvey Milk killed.
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And what do you think
we're going on to, huh?
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You thought killing a koala was bad?
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Try murdering Jeff Spiccoli.
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What are you gonna do,
wear two eye-patches?
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And you, Phil,
what are you going home to, huh?
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I'm not going home at all.
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We know where the rendezvous is.
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- [chuckles]
- Shammi, you fucking legend!
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[all laugh, cheering]
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Yes!
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We can be heroes.
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We can be famous heroes.
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[epic music swells]
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But me...
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I don't need my story to be written or...
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or filmed or posted.
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I'm just gonna live it.
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Sick mental health break
from the socials, Phil Choi. I dig it.
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What... What are you gonna do
when you go back to the camp?
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I don't know.
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I'll just improvise.
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I learnt from the best.
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[wells up]
Thank you, Phil Choi.
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Thank you, boys.
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[Dylan] Thank you.
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[breathes shakily]
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Now, go.
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Stop Sean Penn saving the day.
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And I'll see you fuckers
on the other side.
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[all laugh]
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- Hey, let's go.
- Rowdy, Rowdy.
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If I don't make it back...
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and my biological mother
does come looking for me...
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give her this.
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I don't need it any more.
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Tell my real parents I love them.
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[Rowdy] Of course.
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Now go.
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Go and be famous heroes.
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[military music plays]
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His name was Raul.
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He said he was a physiotherapist, I said,
"I don't think so."
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- My--
- [footsteps approaching]
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My sister wants to know if you have
a comment about the four boys
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in Behati-Prinsloo.
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A comment?
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Who's this?
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He's a moron, why?
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I'm here as a journalist.
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That was off the record,
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as is this entire conversation.
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Well, this isn't.
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[tense sting]
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I hope you have
a one-way ticket to a country
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with a non-extradition treaty
with Australia.
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Congratulations,
you're the new Julian Assange.
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You can't release that picture.
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The geopolitical ramifications
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are a magnitude you haven't quite
wrapped your head around.
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You sent four innocent boys
to retrieve a dick pic,
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and then left them there to die.
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The only geopolitical ramifications
are you going to jail.
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You're dealing with something
that you don't understand.
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I've seen my share of dick pics,
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I understand just fine.
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[whimsical music plays]
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[crowd cheering in distance]
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[crowd cheering]
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[laughs] Nailed ya, again.
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I could have gone longer actually.
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Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Mm-hmm.
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The trick is you've got to think
about something else.
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I let my mind just drift off.
I was thinking about Thorpey.
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Sir, we need to speak about "the race".
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I was thinking of filming it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
we do not want to film "the race", sir.
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Ah, "The battle is won
before it is fought," Sun Tzu.
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Sir, we would prefer
to keep "the race" quiet.
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We think the involvement of Sean Penn
provides enough cover
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for us to be able to conduct "the race",
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and yet, not make too much noise.
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A secret race.
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Even Penn is scared.
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So that if...
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when you lose, you can deny it.
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Uh... Yes, sir.
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Okay, you Seppo cunt, let's do it.
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Operation Tortoise and the Hare is a go.
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I repeat, it's a go.
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[officer] Copy that.
Operation is a go.
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Re-routing course to Behati-Prinsloo.
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[soft music plays]
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[uplifting music playing]
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[sighs]
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What's all this?
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Like I said in the note,
the Director has embraced a more...
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militarised radical factions
of our movement.
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Thanks for the map.
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Map?
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Yeah, the map.
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That was a piece of paper
I wrote a note on.
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Did you read the note?
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Yeah.
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[chuckling] I read the note.
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What do you think
the map would have been of?
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[dramatic music plays]
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Sick fucking rocket, bro.
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Well, I can't see the Director
down there anywhere.
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They're American.
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What are the Yankee doodle dickheads
firing at?
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[officer] Ghost rider, this is strike.
Light ‘em up.
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[Officer #2] Roger, launch RPM.
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[rocket booms]
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Philip Choi.
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You don't think that's the camp, do you?
264
00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:20,826
Let's just pray it isn't.
265
00:15:20,927 --> 00:15:22,927
They’re firing another one.
266
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Not if we stop them.
267
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[staff sergeant]
How are you gonna do that, fuck face?
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Get on your knees!
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00:15:30,966 --> 00:15:32,966
Wait!
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[gunnery sergeant] No.
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Don't you know who he is?
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00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:41,787
Look at him again,
273
00:15:41,886 --> 00:15:43,187
- don't you know who he is?
- I... I don't--
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He is the guy.
275
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- He is the freaking guy.
- What guy?
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- The koala video.
- [gasps] It’s really you?
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- It is.
- [yelling] Oh, my God!
278
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- I knew it! I knew it!
- Oh, my God!
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We watch that video
every morning over here.
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Dude, I'm gonna say this...
281
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- You're iconic.
- [laughs]
282
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I have seen that video a thousand times.
283
00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:03,866
I cannot wait to tell my mom about this.
284
00:16:03,966 --> 00:16:05,067
- Bang!
- [male soldier] Oh, dude!
285
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,626
[both screaming]
286
00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:09,667
Dude, what are you doing here?
287
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:10,826
We're actually on a secret mission.
288
00:16:10,927 --> 00:16:12,927
[staff sergeant gasps]
Same. Are you doing the Penn thing?
289
00:16:14,086 --> 00:16:17,626
Well, uh... Yeah, we, we,
we'd like to say more,
290
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,986
but um, you know, lives are at stakes, so...
291
00:16:20,086 --> 00:16:21,626
[gunnery sergeant] I mean...
292
00:16:21,726 --> 00:16:24,706
- You're my favourite actor, dude. So...
- [chuckles]
293
00:16:24,807 --> 00:16:26,246
I just wanna say, I'm really excited
to see what you do with Penn.
294
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,187
Yeah! Yeah, we all are.
295
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,267
Hey, you guys wouldn't happen to know
where the drop's taking place.
296
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:31,466
Yeah, yeah.
It's ten clicks that way, yeah.
297
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,567
Wait.
298
00:16:34,366 --> 00:16:36,366
[in an accent] That's classified.
299
00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:39,986
So why don't you two lock it up...
300
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:43,086
keep that information to yourself.
301
00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:46,307
- Okay.
- Yeah?
302
00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:47,826
- Yeah.
- Okay.
303
00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:49,307
- [Dylan] Huh
- Nice.
304
00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:50,746
[gunnery sergeant]
I see what you are doing.
305
00:16:50,846 --> 00:16:53,027
Do you mind if ah, we get a picture?
306
00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:55,126
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, nah, sick. Give it.
307
00:16:56,287 --> 00:16:58,287
[rocket explodes]
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Welcome, everybody.
309
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As our nation holds
its collective breath for our heroes,
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the Behati-Prinsloo Four,
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00:17:08,366 --> 00:17:11,467
Dylan, Albhanis, Phil and Rowdy,
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an Air Force jet somewhere over
the South China Sea
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flies Sean Penn toward destiny,
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and what must surely be
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his greatest performance.
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We'll be crossing live any moment now
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to the courageous rescue attempt.
And we’ll be able to watch it
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all through a GoPro camera,
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fixed to Sean’s chest...
[audio fades to Korean]
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[Sarah] It's unclear what the boys were
doing in the war torn island nation
321
00:17:35,686 --> 00:17:36,747
[various news reports at once]
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00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:38,027
[Sarah]
in the first place, with reports...
323
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:41,307
[Axel] They’ve all known about this operation,
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for months... for months!
325
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:46,267
[overlapping audio]
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00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,447
It's not about the boys.
327
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Look behind the curtain, Dorothy.
328
00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:54,507
The world hold its breath
for activist, Sean Penn,
329
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,787
as he is aboard Angel Flight 116
330
00:17:56,886 --> 00:17:58,547
bound for Behati-Prinsloo
331
00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:03,106
in what is surely one of the bravest
and most courageous missions of all time.
332
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,666
With justice his motivation,
333
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:07,106
the one thing we know about Sean Penn
334
00:18:07,207 --> 00:18:09,467
is when he makes
his mind up about something,
335
00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:11,146
he never misses the mark.
336
00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:15,326
[tense music]
337
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:17,967
- Where is the cunt?
- Come on.
338
00:18:21,487 --> 00:18:23,487
Oh, my God.
339
00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:27,626
Bustard is going to kill
Sean Penn at the Shark's new...
340
00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,747
golf course!
341
00:18:29,846 --> 00:18:30,787
There they are.
342
00:18:30,886 --> 00:18:33,287
[birds chirping]
343
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,346
Hey, Sean, can I get a picture?
344
00:18:52,447 --> 00:18:53,747
You put that phone away, soldier,
345
00:18:53,846 --> 00:18:56,727
or I'm gonna shove it up your fucking ass!
346
00:19:05,126 --> 00:19:07,307
Oh, okay. Okay. That's...
347
00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:08,826
That's the thumbs up, Sean.
348
00:19:08,926 --> 00:19:11,866
Sean, please, don't do this.
349
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,386
The second you jump,
350
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:14,707
that GoPro will be live
351
00:19:14,807 --> 00:19:16,666
and everyone will see what you see.
352
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:19,426
This could go so wrong! Please, Sean.
353
00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:23,106
[Mara] I can fix what happened
on the Today Show.
354
00:19:23,207 --> 00:19:24,866
[Mara] I promise!
355
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:26,346
Somewhere down there,
356
00:19:26,446 --> 00:19:29,747
there are four young souls
searching the heavens
357
00:19:29,846 --> 00:19:32,086
for an angel to set them free.
358
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,086
I'm that angel!
359
00:19:40,727 --> 00:19:45,567
[epic music plays]
360
00:19:50,086 --> 00:19:52,027
[Narrator]
"Few men will have the greatness
361
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:54,067
to bend history itself."
362
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:58,866
"But each of us can work to change
a small portion of events."
363
00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:02,426
"It is from the numberless
diverse acts of courage and belief
364
00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:05,547
that human history is shaped."
365
00:20:05,646 --> 00:20:07,946
"Each time a man stands up for an ideal,
366
00:20:08,047 --> 00:20:10,507
or acts to improve the lot of others,
367
00:20:10,606 --> 00:20:13,386
or strikes out against injustice,
368
00:20:13,487 --> 00:20:15,946
he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope."
369
00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:17,747
We cross our fingers
370
00:20:17,846 --> 00:20:19,386
and we light a candle
371
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:22,787
for the man who stood tall
in the face of injustice.
372
00:20:22,886 --> 00:20:26,787
Our angel, up there in the night sky,
373
00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:29,406
the great, Sean Penn.
374
00:20:31,846 --> 00:20:33,926
[dramatic music playing]
375
00:20:56,007 --> 00:20:58,547
[ballerina tutorial narrator] "...that she
could break the surface of the ocean
376
00:20:58,646 --> 00:21:00,646
from 15,000 feet."
377
00:21:08,527 --> 00:21:10,527
[water splashing]
378
00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:29,727
[tense music plays]
379
00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,886
[triumphant music playing]
380
00:22:00,047 --> 00:22:02,886
[all cheering]
381
00:22:11,446 --> 00:22:13,666
[Albhanis] No way, that's sick!
382
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,106
[Dylan] It's his greatest performance.
383
00:22:15,207 --> 00:22:16,946
[Mamalo] So brave, this merman.
384
00:22:17,047 --> 00:22:19,047
They’ve changed the narrative.
385
00:22:19,527 --> 00:22:21,467
They didn't even mention me
on the broadcast.
386
00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:24,067
Yeah, well, we didn't get
much of a mention either, so.
387
00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:25,866
Yeah, and I did warn you Director Bustard.
388
00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:26,946
Those method guys--
389
00:22:27,047 --> 00:22:28,707
Why are you still in my country?
390
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,666
Oh, we had to make sure
you didn't kill Sean Penn.
391
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,767
Yeah, 'cause then
we'll look like real dickheads.
392
00:22:35,326 --> 00:22:37,386
He's going to be the hero in this.
393
00:22:37,487 --> 00:22:40,646
[The Josie Justice Experience
theme music playing]
394
00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:58,346
We're all watching the same terrible play.
395
00:22:58,447 --> 00:23:00,386
We know it's terrible,
396
00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:03,507
but we're all arguing over
who has the worst seat.
397
00:23:03,606 --> 00:23:06,227
We've forgotten that we need
to change the story.
398
00:23:06,326 --> 00:23:07,946
That's my line.
399
00:23:08,047 --> 00:23:09,747
I should never have listened to you fools.
400
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:12,547
You didn't listen to us
and where are we now, huh?
401
00:23:12,646 --> 00:23:14,346
Yeah, I did warn you
about that, Director Bustard.
402
00:23:14,446 --> 00:23:15,946
Star fuckers get fucked, ODB.
403
00:23:16,047 --> 00:23:17,106
- [Rowdy] Mm-hmm.
- [Dylan] Mm-hmm.
404
00:23:17,207 --> 00:23:18,507
What the hell is wrong with you idiots?
405
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,666
What's wrong with us,
what's wrong with you?
406
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,767
[scoffs] What's wrong with me?
407
00:23:24,086 --> 00:23:27,987
What's wrong with me is that
the ultimate tragedy of this world
408
00:23:28,086 --> 00:23:31,267
isn't the cruelty and oppression
of the bad people,
409
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:34,267
- it's the silence of the good.
- [gun cocks]
410
00:23:34,366 --> 00:23:36,947
To yell "Fire" in a crowded room
was once frowned upon,
411
00:23:37,047 --> 00:23:39,586
but now, as long as you get
everyone's attention,
412
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,686
nobody cares if there's a fire or not.
413
00:23:42,727 --> 00:23:45,987
The idiot has become
the hero in this world.
414
00:23:46,086 --> 00:23:49,487
You idiots have become
the heroes in my story!
415
00:23:59,807 --> 00:24:01,807
Get on your knees.
416
00:24:02,646 --> 00:24:04,826
Hey, ODB...
417
00:24:04,926 --> 00:24:05,906
Hey Rowdy.
418
00:24:06,007 --> 00:24:08,007
[grunts]
419
00:24:08,807 --> 00:24:11,027
I never came here to be a hero.
420
00:24:11,126 --> 00:24:13,126
I came here to save my daughter.
421
00:24:14,807 --> 00:24:17,866
Get on your knees!
422
00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:19,967
[Dylan] Rowdy...
423
00:24:21,606 --> 00:24:23,606
[breathing shakily]
424
00:24:25,487 --> 00:24:27,487
You wanna change the world?
425
00:24:28,606 --> 00:24:30,626
At some point,
426
00:24:30,727 --> 00:24:32,727
you have to look power in the eye
427
00:24:33,567 --> 00:24:35,567
and just say...
428
00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:38,007
"No."
429
00:24:40,247 --> 00:24:41,426
[scoffs]
430
00:24:41,527 --> 00:24:43,527
[yelps]
431
00:24:45,606 --> 00:24:47,767
[whimpering]
432
00:24:54,247 --> 00:24:56,247
No.
433
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,247
- [Dylan] Rowdy!
- [Albhanis] Rowdy!
434
00:25:03,446 --> 00:25:05,446
Uh, Director...
435
00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:09,027
What about big Bhanis?
436
00:25:09,126 --> 00:25:10,547
What about him?
437
00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:12,646
Set him free.
438
00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:15,767
He will never be free.
439
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,767
None of us will be.
440
00:25:26,406 --> 00:25:28,267
Oh, we... we're getting
some reports, folks,
441
00:25:28,366 --> 00:25:33,626
that things haven't worked out too well
for our boys in Behati-Prinsloo.
442
00:25:33,727 --> 00:25:37,386
Okay, yeah. Um, that is... That is sad.
443
00:25:37,487 --> 00:25:38,626
[upbeat] Coming up after the break...
444
00:25:38,727 --> 00:25:39,947
Stay tuned for updates,
445
00:25:40,047 --> 00:25:42,906
but for now, well, as you can see,
446
00:25:43,007 --> 00:25:45,386
things don't look good for our boys.
447
00:25:45,487 --> 00:25:47,727
Oh, my goodness. The... This is...
448
00:25:49,086 --> 00:25:51,606
There are no words. Um...
449
00:25:54,007 --> 00:25:58,186
Words can never say as music can.
450
00:25:58,287 --> 00:26:00,346
The unsayable grace
451
00:26:00,446 --> 00:26:02,727
that leaps like light from mind-to-mind.
452
00:26:04,366 --> 00:26:06,267
I'm Penny Pimberhurst
453
00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:08,666
and this is the World
454
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:17,846
["Peer Gynt Suite No. 1, Op. 46: II.
Ase's Death" by Grieg plays]
455
00:26:36,366 --> 00:26:38,366
[Atlantis] Look, honey...
456
00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:41,186
$700,000.
457
00:26:41,287 --> 00:26:43,426
Your dad did it.
458
00:26:43,527 --> 00:26:45,527
He did all of this for you.
459
00:26:46,686 --> 00:26:48,547
I know.
460
00:26:48,646 --> 00:26:50,586
And you know, he might not be here,
461
00:26:50,686 --> 00:26:52,686
but he will always be...
462
00:26:53,767 --> 00:26:55,747
a... a hero.
463
00:26:55,846 --> 00:26:58,747
Not my hero. No, to me
he'll always be a bit of a...
464
00:26:58,846 --> 00:27:00,186
[clears throat]
465
00:27:00,287 --> 00:27:02,866
But... but he’s your hero now.
466
00:27:02,967 --> 00:27:07,146
- And, um, his death can always--
- Mum...
467
00:27:07,247 --> 00:27:09,227
Dad's not dead.
468
00:27:09,326 --> 00:27:11,467
Oh, sweetheart.
469
00:27:11,567 --> 00:27:13,866
If there's one thing I know,
it's fake news.
470
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,967
Yeah? And this ain't it.
471
00:27:16,686 --> 00:27:19,106
- Your dad's dead, he got shot.
- Yeah.
472
00:27:19,207 --> 00:27:21,567
I know, but he's not dead.
473
00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:25,166
Mm...
474
00:27:37,326 --> 00:27:39,186
[gasping]
475
00:27:39,287 --> 00:27:41,866
["Invincible" by Eddie Vedder playing]
476
00:27:41,967 --> 00:27:43,967
♪ Can you hear? ♪
477
00:27:44,846 --> 00:27:46,846
♪ Are we clear? ♪
478
00:27:47,247 --> 00:27:49,247
- [Dylan] Rowdy!
- ♪ Cleared for lift-off ♪
479
00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:52,166
- [Dylan] Rowdy!
- [Albhanis] Rowdy!
480
00:27:54,447 --> 00:27:56,606
♪ For making reverberations ♪
481
00:27:58,287 --> 00:28:00,287
- [grunts]
- ♪ Are we affirmative? ♪
482
00:28:01,007 --> 00:28:02,946
♪ No, negatory ♪
483
00:28:03,047 --> 00:28:05,146
♪ Come in, come in ♪
484
00:28:05,247 --> 00:28:07,247
♪ Radio, what's your story? ♪
485
00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,346
[Rowdy] Phil Choi.
486
00:28:10,446 --> 00:28:12,606
- [all laugh]
- ♪ Will you Wilco? ♪
487
00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,866
Let's get you up.
Come on, you gotta get up.
488
00:28:15,967 --> 00:28:18,767
- [Dylan] That's it.
- ♪ A bit of echo victor? ♪
489
00:28:20,086 --> 00:28:22,086
♪ Feeling wider than awake ♪
490
00:28:24,646 --> 00:28:28,267
♪ Yeah, better crooked than straight ♪
491
00:28:28,366 --> 00:28:31,346
♪ Ah... ♪
492
00:28:31,446 --> 00:28:33,926
♪ Invincible ♪
493
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:37,386
♪ When we love ♪
494
00:28:37,487 --> 00:28:41,267
♪ Ah, invincible ♪
495
00:28:41,366 --> 00:28:43,366
[grunts]
496
00:28:44,007 --> 00:28:46,366
♪ When we love ♪
497
00:28:49,007 --> 00:28:51,007
♪ When we love ♪
498
00:28:53,247 --> 00:28:55,906
♪ Now there's smoke on the horizon ♪
499
00:28:56,007 --> 00:28:58,186
♪ And the clouds are looking violent ♪
500
00:28:58,287 --> 00:29:01,547
♪ There's a future in need of a frame ♪
501
00:29:01,646 --> 00:29:03,707
♪ Compass spinning in my brain ♪
502
00:29:03,807 --> 00:29:06,866
♪ There's a theory for everything ♪
503
00:29:06,967 --> 00:29:09,866
♪ Resurrection to the big 'ole bang ♪
504
00:29:09,967 --> 00:29:12,326
♪ Rachmaninoff to the excitement gang ♪
505
00:29:13,446 --> 00:29:16,346
♪ We got the density of our beings ♪
506
00:29:16,446 --> 00:29:18,547
♪ The unbearable weight,
The unbearable light ♪
507
00:29:18,646 --> 00:29:21,987
♪ The unbearable weight,
Let's lift it up ♪
508
00:29:22,086 --> 00:29:25,426
♪ Ah... ♪
509
00:29:25,527 --> 00:29:27,527
♪ Invincible ♪
510
00:29:28,846 --> 00:29:30,586
♪ When we love ♪
511
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,406
- [all laughing]
- [Albhanis] Ahh...
512
00:29:33,886 --> 00:29:36,247
[gun cocks]
513
00:29:41,207 --> 00:29:43,067
Yeah, what?
514
00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:44,707
Americanos?
515
00:29:44,807 --> 00:29:46,826
No, we're not Americans, mate.
We're Australians.
516
00:29:46,926 --> 00:29:48,307
Yeah, a... and Lebanese.
517
00:29:48,406 --> 00:29:50,406
Not Americanos?
518
00:29:51,727 --> 00:29:52,666
Who are you?
519
00:29:52,767 --> 00:29:54,767
We're famous heroes.
520
00:29:58,326 --> 00:30:00,767
You are going to wish
you never came to this place.
521
00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:04,067
We are going to torture,
522
00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:06,166
you are going to beg for your lives...
523
00:30:07,686 --> 00:30:10,007
and we, are going to film it.
524
00:30:17,406 --> 00:30:19,426
[all cheering] Yeah!
[music kicks in]
525
00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:23,247
♪ Ah, invincible ♪
526
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:26,067
♪ When we love ♪
527
00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:29,626
♪ Ah... ♪
528
00:30:29,727 --> 00:30:32,247
♪ Invincible ♪
529
00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:35,346
♪ When we love ♪
530
00:30:35,447 --> 00:30:38,666
♪ Ah... ♪
531
00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:41,186
♪ Invincible ♪
532
00:30:41,287 --> 00:30:43,707
♪ When we love ♪
533
00:30:43,807 --> 00:30:47,906
♪ Ah... ♪
534
00:30:48,007 --> 00:30:50,386
♪ Invincible ♪
535
00:30:50,487 --> 00:30:53,906
♪ When we love ♪
536
00:30:54,007 --> 00:30:56,467
♪ Ah... ♪
537
00:30:56,567 --> 00:30:59,906
♪ Invincible ♪
538
00:31:00,007 --> 00:31:02,426
♪ Oh, when we love ♪
539
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:05,426
♪ Ah... ♪
540
00:31:05,527 --> 00:31:08,527
♪ Invincible ♪
541
00:31:09,846 --> 00:31:12,326
♪ Oh, oh, when we love ♪
542
00:31:17,767 --> 00:31:20,727
♪ Oh, when we love ♪
543
00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:29,307
♪ Oh, the humanity, the calamity ♪
544
00:31:29,406 --> 00:31:32,386
♪ The spilling blood, the gravity ♪
545
00:31:32,487 --> 00:31:34,146
♪ We got the heavens, we got the Earth ♪
546
00:31:34,247 --> 00:31:36,606
♪ And in between, we got big surf ♪
547
00:31:37,967 --> 00:31:41,346
♪ Who could ask for more? ♪
548
00:31:41,447 --> 00:31:45,967
♪ The only rule is to keep your cool ♪
549
00:31:48,846 --> 00:31:52,626
♪ When we love ♪
550
00:31:52,727 --> 00:31:55,727
♪ We are light ♪
551
00:31:56,807 --> 00:31:59,247
♪ Hey, you got a light? ♪
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