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Oh, with the boys asleep
this house is so quiet.
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Mm-hmm.
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Such a nice idea
to build a fire.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I didn't
build the fire.
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I thought you
built the fire.
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Well, looks like Reese
got a "D" in English.
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And Dewey seems
to be fighting again.
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Biting.
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Oh, Malcolm,
tell your teacher
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I'd love to chaperone
the class overnight.
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We can share a tent.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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I can't believe Mr. Herkabe
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let you do a video project
instead of a paper.
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You could've... asked.
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I don't have parents rich enough
to buy me a video camera.
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Rich... and compensating.
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I don't even know what
I'm going to write about.
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I mean, what's your movie
going to be about?
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The creative... process.
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You writing... your paper.
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Is that thing on?
Turn it off!
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I don't even have
an idea yet.
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You're going to make me
look like an idiot.
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I'm serious!
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This is... great.
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Now knock... me over.
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Hello.
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Hey, it's Abe.
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Oh, hey!
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I know it's short notice,
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but someone dropped out
of our poker game.
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Can you make it tonight?
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Are you kidding?
I have been waiting
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for you to invite me
for months!
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See you at 8:00.
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Thanks!
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Hot-cha!
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Honey, honey, guess
what, guess what?
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Guess what? I'm going to go
play poker at Abe's tonight.
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He just asked me!
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Hal, tonight's
our first dance class.
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That's tonight?
Yes, it was
your birthday present to me.
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Oh.
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Fine, go play poker.
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I love you!
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Great, now who am I
going to go with?
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Did Reese
finish his homework yet?
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Of course I finished
my homework.
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Good. You can come
to dance class with me.
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What? No, I was lying.
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I didn't finish my homework.
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I don't even know
what my homework is!
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Go get your shoes.
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If the weather report's right,
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this storm's going to last
a week.
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Now, you ration these supplies.
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And make no mistake--
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you're the last ones
we'll dig out.
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We're supposed to
live for a week
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on meat paste
and caribou jerky?
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Hey, that's a week I don't get
any work out of you.
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No one's crying for me!
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Now, it's just a friendly game.
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Mostly we sit around talking,
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but eventually we get around
to playing cards.
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Sounds good to me.
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I'm looking forward
to meeting your friends.
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Everybody, this is Hal.
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Hal.
Hello, Hal.
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Hal, this is Brian, Trey,
Steve and Malik.
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Hi.
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It's great to meet you guys.
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So, what's the buy-in?
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Fifty dollars.
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Okay.
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There.
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What's with Wanda?
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Ain't no thing.
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Oh... oh... whoops!
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Put a dollar in the pot.
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Oh, we got a regular
D-Dog here.
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And right, left,
cha-cha-cha.
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And remember, God
created artificial
hips for a reason.
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Let's use them.
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And, back, two,
cha-cha, finish.
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All right, very good.
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Everyone, let's pair up.
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May I?
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Oh, okay.
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No way.
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You be a gentleman!
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It's just like
touching a dead person.
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It's just like touching
a dead person.
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Goodness, how many
lessons have you had?
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What? None.
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Really? I'm impressed.
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You have very
good instincts.
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I do?
Mm-hmm.
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I'm not surprised.
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You're built for it.
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You have a dancer's ankles.
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I do not.
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You're a lovely
young man.
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You don't shake like
all the other men here.
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Mind if I cut in?
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You wait your turn!
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I'll give you five bucks
to dance with me.
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Okay.
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And still...
he has... nothing.
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All right, you know what?
That's it.
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I'm writing about you
doing your movie.
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But my movie's...
about your paper.
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Yeah, I'm doing
my paper
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about you doing your movie
about me doing my paper.
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Fine!
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My movie's...
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about you doing...
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your paper...
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about me doing...
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my...
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All right! I get it.
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...movie...
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about you...
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Hey, guys,
you know what you should
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do your movie about?
Old people.
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Did you know
that some of them
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have spent their entire lives
saving money
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only to find out
they've outlived everybody
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they want to share it with?
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Talk about sad.
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I raise you five.
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I see your five,
and I raise you...
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two.
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Call.
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Full house, kings over eights.
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Straight flush
to the jack!
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I knew you had it!
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How could you know that?
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He had...
he had nothing on top!
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Trey never stays in unless
he's got something good.
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ABE:
Perhaps we should
call it a night.
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We are definitely
bringing you back.
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Hey, Brian, when
was the last time
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you were ahead
for an evening?
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TREY:
He can't remember
that far back.
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Now you got something to sneak
intoyour wife's purse.
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I had the most wonderful time
in dance class.
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Every time the instructor
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needed to show
the class something,
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he used me as his partner.
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I always thought
I was such a clodhopper.
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I cannot believe
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what I have missed
all these years.
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Oh, how was
your poker game?
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Hmm?
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It was great.
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Why wouldn't it be?
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I love Abe.
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I love poker.
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A whole night playing
poker with Abe...
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and his friends.
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The teacher thinks
I have dancer's ankles.
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What do you think, huh?
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You want to dance
with the star pupil?
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What?
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You know... dance?
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No, I'm not in the mood.
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You're always
in the mood.
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Not every single
night of my life.
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Yes, you are.
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I'm not like some
kind of machine.
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Yes, you are.
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You can't just
snap your fingers...
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Yes, I can.
I always have.
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Oh, all right.
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Palm kernel oil,
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pectin, manganese sulfate
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and...
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zinc oxide?
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Yes, that's
meat paste, baby.
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Man, this sucks!
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We knew we were going to be
stuck here for a week
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and no one even bothered
to grab a deck of cards
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or a magazine.
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I could do
my foot puppets again.
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Please, no.
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How long have we
been stuck here for?
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I have lost
all sense of time.
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I guess about five days.
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We've just got to keep
ourselves busy.
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Tell you what.
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Let's put our heads
together and recreate
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whole episodes of
Gilligan's Island.
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We already did that.
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That was this storm?
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Look, if we don't
come up with something to do,
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I'm going to go insane.
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Come on, Reese,
we don't want to be late.
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We're doing
the mambo tonight.
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I'll home about 10:30.
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What are you doing?
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Is it too much to ask
that we get
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some pickles in this house
that are edible?
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Hal, what's wrong?Nothing.
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Just... just go
to your class.
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Look, you have been snapping
at everybody all week.
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My class can
wait one minute.
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Now, you tell me
what's going on.
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All right.
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This thing happened and
I didn't want to talk about it
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because I wasn't sure
it actually happened,
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and if it didn't, I'd be like
the biggest jerk in the world
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for saying that it did
when it didn't.
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I'd be creating
this whole big issue.
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But, you know what,
the more I think about it,
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the more I realize
it did happen.
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Oh, it did!
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You know, Dewey,
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I've recently come
into a little money.
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So I went to the mall to
buy myself a CD player,
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and then I saw
this little kid that
reminded me of you.
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And I thought of a
better way to spend it.
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So, here.
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Wow!
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Oh, my God!
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The look on your face--
that was totally worth it!
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You're the worst brother ever.
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I know! I know!
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HAL:
Because I was there
when it happened!
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Oh, we like to think that
the differences people have
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aren't really
differences at all,
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but then suddenly
you're on the outside
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being taken advantage of
because you're different.
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Honey, I'm sorry.
I got to go.
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We can talk
later. Bye.
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ABE: Hello.Abe, it's Hal.
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You've reached
Kenarbans.
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Please leave a message
after the beep.
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Abe, it's Hal.
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I don't know if
this is recording,
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but we have something
we need to talk about.
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00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,825
Now, I could be mistaken,
and If I am
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I'm sure it's going to make me
sound like I'm an idiot...
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00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,924
Dad, Stevie's being
really annoying.
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00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,708
He's filming
everything I do.
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00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:06,970
Malcolm's being...
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Damn it, Stevie,
I don't want to hear it.
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00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:09,756
You just behave yourself.
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You are a guest
in this house.
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He was a guest
in your house.
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People should never
yell at children.
265
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:19,504
Especially children
that aren't their own.
266
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,942
I apologized
two minutes later,
267
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,988
and Stevie accepted
the apology.
268
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,598
You know, he's not
that fragile,
269
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:27,774
so why don't
you just relax.
270
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,601
Really.
What?
271
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,429
At least I'm man enough
to apologize
272
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:32,604
when I've been a jerk.
273
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,171
What is that
supposed to mean?
274
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,999
You know darn well
what I'm talking about.
275
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,828
The way you and our friends
treated me the other night.
276
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:39,742
What?
277
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:40,743
Oh, please.
278
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:41,875
Look, obviously
I'm different.
279
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,572
I mean, I walked
through that door
280
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:44,965
and stuck out like
a sore thumb.
281
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,141
I always thought
those things didn't
matter, but...
282
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:50,013
If you're implying what
I think you're implying...
283
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,841
You want me to just
come out and say it?
284
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,016
I think you'd better.
285
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,540
Fine. You and your
poker buddies
286
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,977
all ganged up on me
287
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,762
because I'm not
a professional.
288
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,982
Excuse me?!
Yeah, you
289
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,548
and your doctor friend
and your lawyer friend
290
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:04,767
and your dentist friend.
291
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,769
You decided it was okay
to skin a guy
292
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,815
just because he's
a working stiff.
293
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,992
And I bet you had a big laugh
about it afterwards.
294
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,907
Listen, you idiot,
we didn't gang up on you.
295
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,257
You just stink at poker.Oh, is that right?
296
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,041
That was a cheap shot.
297
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,609
The truth... hurts.
298
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,958
HAL:
If we were playing
299
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,220
in a straight game,
300
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,048
I would have mopped
the floor with you.
301
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,789
We did play
in a straight game--
Hah!
302
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,053
and you went home
crying to your mama.
303
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,794
Well, why don't we
play right now
304
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:32,969
and we'll see who
will do the crying
305
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,058
and who will do
the mopping.
306
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,538
I will own you.
307
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,845
I... I mean...
308
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,237
I didn't mean...
309
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,804
I meant...
310
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,764
Oh, shut up
and get the cards.
311
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,772
♪
312
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:10,180
You going to see me?
313
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:14,881
:
He doesn't have
the flush.
314
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,057
What?
315
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:17,840
He has a tell.
316
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:21,713
He licks his lips
when he's bluffing.
317
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,502
I'll see your five and...
318
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:30,244
raise you five.
319
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,725
Fold.
320
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,165
♪
321
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,872
The bet's $10.
322
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,574
I call. Straight.
323
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,185
Flush.
324
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,933
Time's up.
My turn with the string.
325
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,760
I don't have it.
I gave it to Pete.
326
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:09,892
I gave it to Francis.
327
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,460
And then I gave it
back to Eric.
328
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,114
What? You did not.
329
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,115
Yes, I did.
330
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,073
What are you trying to pull?
331
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,815
Nothing. I'm just saying
I don't have the string.
332
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,077
You're the last person
I saw it with.
333
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,949
What the hell are
we going to do
334
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:23,950
without that string?
335
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,735
Guys, come on.
It's just a stupid string.
336
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,000
So what do you think
would be a reason
337
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,045
for saying that, Eric?
338
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:32,915
You're the only one
339
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,135
who seems to have a motive
against the string.
340
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,137
No, I love the string.
It's just...
341
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,703
Maybe you loved it
a little too much.
342
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,140
And I quote,
343
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:43,404
"If I can't have
the string, no one will."
344
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,622
I didn't say that!
345
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:45,493
Well, someone said it!
346
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,016
You just now!
347
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,713
Don't try to twist
this around.
348
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,063
He's not the one
on trial.
349
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,978
What trial?!
350
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,023
Guilty!
Guilty!
Guilty!
351
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,131
He raises four.
352
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:18,221
Your four,
five more.
353
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,222
Malcolm, maybe...
354
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,311
You want to play?
Fine.
355
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,531
I almost feel
sorry for them.
356
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,532
Almost.
357
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,753
All right, we're going
to end this right here.
358
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:29,754
Winner take all.
359
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,974
Fine.
360
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:32,801
Turn 'em up.
361
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:33,976
Three fives.
362
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,891
Three fives with a jack.
363
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,632
Yeah!
364
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,462
That makes six fives!
365
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:44,160
What the hell kind
of deck has six fives!
366
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,075
I don't know.
I got 'em from the boys' room.
367
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,120
You call yourself
a poker player?
368
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,860
You don't even have
a decent deck.
369
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:49,905
Well, I'm sorry
370
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,385
I don't have
solid gold playing cards
371
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,430
like you're accustomed to
at your house.
372
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,259
This poor-guy act is
getting a little tiring!
373
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,696
Your superior act
is getting a little old, too.
374
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,090
If I'm such a big jerk
why'd you even come over?!
375
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,049
Pardon me for wanting
to play poker
376
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,181
with my best friend!
377
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:14,234
I mean, I was really excited
to come over and play poker
378
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,888
and meet your other friends.
379
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:24,244
Truth be told, I was excited
for you to come over, too.
380
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,637
I bought a new shirt.
381
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:27,856
That Hawaiian one?
382
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,120
I like that one.
383
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,037
Why are we fighting
like this?
384
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,518
Because we're idiots!
385
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,051
Well, boys, what do you say
we all go out
386
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,531
to get some ice cream?
387
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,880
Sounds good to me.
388
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:55,188
Hey, Dewey, come on.
We're going for ice cream.
389
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,972
Where's your brother?
390
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,452
REESE:
You see this, ladies?
391
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,541
Mrs. Angela's going
to get her dance.
392
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:03,500
As for the rest of you,
I'm not running a charity here.
393
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,720
You have to come up
with the dough!
394
00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:07,852
I do not dance on credit.
395
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,332
No offense, but some of you
396
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,248
might not even be around
next week.
397
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,125
Oh, I didn't want
that to end.
398
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,344
That does it.
399
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,173
I'm signing up
for your Monday-
Wednesday class.
400
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,826
Maybe Saturday, too.
401
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,263
But first I've got to...
402
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,874
Lois, Lois, please.
Come-come with me.
403
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,227
Uh...
404
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,403
We have to stop this.
405
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:21,274
Why?
406
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,232
Honey, you've outgrown me.
407
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,278
I give beginning
dance lessons,
408
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:28,237
usually to people
who can barely move.
409
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,283
Now...
410
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,763
this is another instructor.
411
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,853
He's across town,
but he is the best.
412
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:39,292
He's the only one
who can take you
to the next level.
413
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,729
But I really love it here.
414
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,993
Lois, you have a gift.
415
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:47,300
You mustn't waste it.
416
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:50,781
It's time for you
to-to spread your wings...
417
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,394
...and fly.
418
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,396
Fly away, little bird.
419
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:01,618
Oh, my God!
420
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,317
Francis, you're
going to do it?!
421
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,622
Hey, I'm your best friend.
422
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,537
I'm not going to let
one of these jerks brand you.
423
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,322
Now everyone's
going to know
424
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,584
that you're
a string thief.
425
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:14,414
LAVERNIA:
We're shoveled out.
426
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:17,286
Vacation's over.
427
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,464
He took the string.
428
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:29,298
Every damn storm.
429
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:36,436
So, Dewey, how come
you're not playing
with your toy?
430
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,568
What are you smiling about?
431
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,049
♪
432
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,839
♪
433
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,668
Where did you get this?!
434
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:54,410
♪
435
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,460
Have a seat.
In a minute
436
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:03,854
you and Mrs. Johnson do
the forbidden dance.
437
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:07,075
You think that's
the only copy?
438
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,468
What do you take me for?
439
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:12,080
Enjoy your
assembly tomorrow.
440
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,387
I'm going to the ball game
with Abe this weekend.
441
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,520
He had one ticket.
Invited me.
442
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,305
That's great, dear.
I'm glad.
443
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,132
What's this?
444
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,874
♪
445
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:56,864
He was trying to get rid of me.
446
00:20:56,907 --> 00:21:00,084
Hal, turn this off.
447
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,435
Hal?
448
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,350
Oh, my God,
I can't believe
449
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,221
how beautifully you dance.
450
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,095
Hal, you are such a fool.
451
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,706
♪
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