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Lois, are you about done in there?
No!
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Well, you're gonna have
to get out, I'm late for work.
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Hal, I am not cutting
my shower short
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because you can't get
out of bed in the morning!
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I can get up just fine
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if somebody didn't turn off
my snooze alarm!
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That alarm went off
every six minutes for an hour!
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What are you doing?
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I'm getting in, Lois.
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You are not!
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You will get your shower
when I'm finished!
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I don't think I'll be able
to come in today.
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I've got a pretty severe fever,
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scratchy throat, cough.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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No... no... no... wait.
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No... no...
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Give me that.
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No... no... no... wait.
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No, no...
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Hi, boys. Got a second?
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You boys really have
a pretty good life.
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Uh-oh.
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Spend your days flying kites,
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playing video games.
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It's about time you
found something to do
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to enrich your lives.
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When did we have kites?
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I could never
live with myself
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if my boys grew up to be
selfish little pigs,
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so I decided
to volunteer you
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to do a little
charity work.
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You can choose between
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helping old people
or helping poor people.
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Or I can make you do both.
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Okay, old people.
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What can be hard
about old people?
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Poor people--
we want poor people.
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Hi.
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I'm Francis.
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Mr. Price said I should see you.
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Whoo!
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I can't believe
how cold it is up here.
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Of course, it is Alaska,
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but still you'd think
they could
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dome the place or put tunnels
in between the buildings.
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So you must know
my buddy Eric Hansen?
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He's the one who set up
the logging job for me.
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Do you give out the axes?
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'Cause I'm a lefty,
if that makes any difference.
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What's that?
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It's a broom, genius.
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Now grab an apron,
sweep out my pantry
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and quit staring at my bosom.
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No, you don't understand.
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Um, I came up here
to work as a logger.
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Let me tell you a little
something about loggers.
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They're filthy,
drunken, lowlife swine,
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and you are their slave.
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You will feed them,
do their laundry,
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and clean out their privies.
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You don't steal,
you don't back-talk
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and you don't socialize
with the Eskimos.
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Okay...
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What'd I say about back-talk?!
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Eric?
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Francis?
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Hey, what's going on?
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I thought you said...
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I don't hear sweeping!
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You boys should be
so proud of yourselves.
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A lot of people are really going
to appreciate what you're doing.
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You know, I'm going to say
a special prayer for you.
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Yeah, that should
make us even.
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Why are we organizing trash?
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It's not trash, it's stuff
that was donated to the poor.
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Look, Reese,
it's just like yours.
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Yeah, except it's nicer.
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It doesn't have holes in it.
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Yeah, well, this jacket
is better than yours.
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You're right.
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Everything in here is
better than our stuff.
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Ha, ha, you're poor.
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No wonder I never got
a rocket sled.
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What are you doing?Trading.
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I'm not sure if
you're allow...
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Think of it this way--
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I'm making a donation.
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Instead of one poor person
getting a new shirt,
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now two poor people get one.
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What's wrong with that?
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I can't move.
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Ten hours of scouring
deep fat fryers
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with a 20-minute break
to detick sled dogs?
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What's wrong
with that woman?
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Her name's Lavernia.
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She controls every facet
of your life up here.
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She finds out
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what your weakness is
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and then she gets
inside your head
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and starts working it
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until she makes you
hate yourself.
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Women.
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They're just like the woods--
mysterious.
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Full of wolves.
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Whoa, Eric,
pull it together, man.
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Could be a lot worse.
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I mean, at least we're
making good money, right?
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No, we're not.
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Did you see
that ledger book of hers?
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She charges us for everything
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and deducts it
from our pay.
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Food, rent, aprons.
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Hair gel.
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My first check
was for six dollars.
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Great.
Generator's out again.
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So what are
we supposed to do?
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Just sit around here
in the dark?
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No, this isn't dark.
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You ever spent the night
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in a caribou's gut?
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Who is this old coot?
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He's my best friend here.
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It's so nice of your boys
to help us out like this.
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We've always loved
this old church.
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If you cut through
the parking lot,
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you can bypass that
traffic light on Sixth.
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Well...
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Keep up the good work, boys.
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All right, I'll be back
in two hours,
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during which time
I suggest
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you think about
the horrible...
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thoughtless...
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whatever it is you did
to deserve this punishment.
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That's just it--
we didn't do anything.
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Mom said we needed
to build character.
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Your character, right?
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Well, see that you do.
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What are you doing?
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Trading again--
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a backpack
for a backpack.
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Dewey, wait.
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A yo-yo isn't equal
to a Game Boy.
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What if I throw in
my Mighty Man?
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Okay, two toys for one--
seems fair.
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Yeah, I mean, just as long
as what we trade is equal,
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it seems like...
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Whoa, check these out.
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Is this fair?
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Think of it this way--
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when you add in the value
of the work we're doing,
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they're still way ahead.
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Where do you want me
to dump this?
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You don't dump it.
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You take that bucket,
heat it up to 190 degrees,
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pour it through the hair trap,
and make gravy for dinner.
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You're going to reuse
old, filthy fat?
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You like having a job?!
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Hey, Lavernia.
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I need some licorice,
some paper towels
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and a six-pack of beer.
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Sure, hon.
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Oh, no.
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it took me six months
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to get you paid off last time.
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I'm off of that book of yours
for good.
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Hard cash.
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I got it counted out exactly.
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Good enough.
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Would you like
a freshly-baked muffin?
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Only eight bucks.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Eight bucks for a little...
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Are those raisins?
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Last ones till spring.
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Oh!
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Quit staring at my caboose!
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Get back to work!
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Hey, you know what, you don't
have to snarl at us every...
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God, high school is brutal.
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They don't care
how much homework
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you have in other classes.
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They just keep heaping it on.
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Is Monday okay?
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Make it Friday-- I
don't want to ruin your weekend.
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Oh, no.
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I lost the crystal
off my watch.
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Didn't your parents
give you that?
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Yeah.
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I saw watches like this
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down at the church.
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Really? Can you get it for me?
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Sure-- as long as
you donate
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something of equal
or greater value.
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Okay, how about this aftershave?
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My mom got it for me
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for parties and dances.
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Poor, deluded woman.Sold.
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You wouldn't believe all the
stuff they've got down there.
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Clothes, toys, comics.
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Yesterday, a guy dropped
off an old Nintendo
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with a Double Dragon Four game.
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DD4?
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The Sacred... Stone?
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Yeah, why?
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I'll give you $20 for it.
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Money?
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I guess we could put it
in the collection box.
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This is great.
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The church is only charging
five bucks for it.
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This way we pick it up,
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Stevie gets
the game he wants,
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and the church gets
an extra ten-buck donation.
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No, the church would get
an extra 15 bucks.
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Well, I think we deserve
something for our trouble.
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Think of it this way--
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the church is getting
three times the money
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they would otherwise.
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Yeah, we're making
this work for everyone.
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Any porcelain tea sets?
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Not for me, of course--
for my sister.
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Isn't your sister at Vassar?
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Look, do you want
the cash or not?
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"And my job in Alaska is great.
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"I'm making tons of money
and lots of great friends,
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"so your dire predictions of me
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"being miserable
and taken advantage of
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were, as always, dead wrong."
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Well, he's a good boy, Lois.
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All our sons are good kids.
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You know Mrs. Potts
down at the church?
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She says the boys
have been a godsend.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Where you boys off to?
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We told Mrs. Potts we'd
be back right after lunch.
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Charity's fun-- thanks, Mom.
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Well, what do you know?
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I finally feel like we're doing
something right with those kids.
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♪
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This is ridiculous.
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The wolves had me treed for
half an hour on the way there.
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I have just about had... Ow!
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You can't treat us like this!
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This isn't human.
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We're citizens.
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This is America.
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Isn't it?
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:
I'm sorry, Francis.
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This is all my fault.
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Stop crying.
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It's okay, man.
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No, it isn't.
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God, you must hate me.
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00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,566
Oh, come on.
266
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,133
You're my friend.
267
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,004
I can't hate you.
268
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,145
Um, sorry.
269
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:55,410
I thought
I was picking up a vibe.
270
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,411
Look...
271
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:57,586
Lavernia may be evil
272
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:58,761
and she may be tough,
273
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,023
but we're better than her
274
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,677
and we can find a way
to beat her.
275
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,114
How? Our lives are controlled
by that ledger book of hers.
276
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,029
Everything we do
puts us deeper in dept.
277
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:08,771
This is precisely what military
school prepared us for.
278
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,033
To wage war
279
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,775
against all authority
no matter what the odds.
280
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,864
She may be a cruel,
manipulative monster,
281
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,431
but Mom can't win every round.
282
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,127
Who?
283
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,563
Lavernia.
284
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,826
We got to get her back
even harder.
285
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,915
We got to get her
where she lives.
286
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,830
We got to get that book.
287
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,702
I hate that book.
288
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,835
You know what book I hate?
289
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,141
Valley of the Dolls.
290
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,404
What kind of ending was that?
291
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,369
Okay, Stevie's looking
292
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,500
for some Pam Grier
memorabilia
293
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,850
if he can keep it here.
294
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:44,938
As long as he's got the money,
295
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,591
the church doesn't care.
296
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,071
And the guy
at the liquor store says
297
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:48,855
he'll take the bread maker.
298
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,248
You know what?
We're up to $159.
299
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:52,597
What do you think
300
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,034
we should do with it?
301
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,383
I say we buy a saddle.
302
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:56,514
Once we have
the saddle,
303
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,081
Mom and Dad can't say no
to the horse.
304
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,604
I don't want a horse.
305
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,868
We all worked for this.
I say we vote on what we get.
306
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:02,956
Dewey?
307
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,958
Can God see everything we do?
308
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,611
What?
309
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,874
Mrs. Potts said
310
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,050
God sees everything we do.
311
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,051
Yeah, Dewey,
312
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,096
God can magically
see through roofs.
313
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,097
What are you
314
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,185
worried about?
315
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,926
We're not doing anything wrong.
316
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,928
Then how come we have money?
317
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,628
Well, uh, sometimes
when you do good things,
318
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,239
good things
happen for you.
319
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,895
Satisfied?
320
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,071
I mean, think of it
this way, Dewey,
321
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,943
people are still getting
the things they need,
322
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,076
and, uh, okay,
we do have some money,
323
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,121
but, uh, the church does, too.
324
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:41,298
So, I mean, no one's
really getting hurt, and...
325
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,054
This is bad.
326
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:01,231
I say once we get the saddle,
we should just quit.
327
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,493
We're not getting the saddle.
328
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,017
This was a mistake
from the beginning.
329
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,888
I should have known
something was wrong
330
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:06,889
when youstarted
making so much sense.
331
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,717
This is your fault.
332
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,937
You're the one that's
supposed to be smart enough
333
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,938
to keep us out of trouble.
334
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,722
And that's why
you're going to hell.
335
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,158
We're all going to hell!
336
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,116
You guys
337
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,117
seen the remote
338
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,161
for...
339
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,904
What's going on?
340
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,167
Dad, we've done
something terrible.
341
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,823
It might just be
the worst thing
we've ever done.
342
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,781
All right, just calm down.
343
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,609
Let's talk this through.
344
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,089
It can't be that bad.
345
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:37,050
You've been stealing money
from the church?!
346
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:40,880
And maybe some merchandise.
347
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,059
Oh...
348
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:49,714
Oh... you boys
have been taking stereos!
349
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,586
Toys!
350
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,109
Is that cheese?
351
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,328
Oh, God.
352
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:55,982
:
Oh...
353
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,288
I need to sit.
354
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,162
Ha... oh...
355
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,424
Oh, my God.
356
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,642
Dewey, get a washcloth.
357
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:05,861
My boys are thieves.
358
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,950
Here you go, Dad.
359
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,517
Here.
360
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,389
Nice and even.
361
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,967
You stole air?
362
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,230
What is wrong with you boys?!
363
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,189
Do you ever stop
and think
364
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:32,192
of the consequences of
anything that you do?
365
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,193
Do you realize
the shame
366
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,803
that you're going to bring upon
367
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:35,804
our entire family?!
368
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:36,805
Do you?!
369
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,807
Forget that.
What's Mom going to say?
370
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,331
All right, what
we're going to do
371
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,203
is sneak this stuff
back into the church,
372
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,031
and no one will ever
know this happened.
Understood?
373
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,250
You know, the church just left
us alone with all that stuff.
374
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,991
I think it was entrapment.
375
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,254
Reese, look, I don't want
to hear any more excuses.
376
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,213
I'm tired of you boys
not taking respons...
377
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,389
Oh, damn!
378
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,868
It's God!
379
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,131
He found us!
380
00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,262
It's not God, Dewey.
381
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,872
It's just my crappy car.
382
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,135
Although in a larger sense
383
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,919
I suppose he could have
helped out my career
384
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,268
a bit from time to time.
385
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,792
Throw a promotion my way
once in a while!
386
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,359
So you're right.
Maybe it is God!
387
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,231
Hey, I don't want
to scare anyone,
388
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,884
but this is the street
Mom takes home from work,
389
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,886
and she gets off in ten minutes!
390
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,411
Son of a...
391
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,804
Geez.
392
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,067
Oh...
393
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,024
Oh, hey, you, sir.
394
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,678
How would you like a shirt?
395
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,158
Three shirts and maybe
some pants to go with them.
396
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,637
What are you, about a 34 waist?
397
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,074
What are you doing?
I don't want any of these.
398
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,162
Why not? They're free!
399
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,076
What's wrong with them?
400
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,251
Nothing.
401
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:34,036
Oh, for God's sake,
just give me five bucks.
402
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,472
All right.What's going on here?
403
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:38,040
He's selling me all this
stuff for five bucks.
404
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,041
Really?
405
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,174
Oh, I'll give you five
for that little TV.
406
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,131
Deal.
407
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,263
Okay, all right,
gather around!
408
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,525
Gather around!
409
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:45,830
I've got a good-as-new
stereo system.
410
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:46,831
Who's next?
411
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,659
MAN:
I am.
412
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:51,314
This your stuff?
413
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,534
Uh... all right, I know how
this must look, Officer,
414
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,276
but I can assure you, I didn't
steal any of these things.
415
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,147
My boys took them from a church.
416
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:10,377
Neither one of you nimrods leave
till that grill is spotless.
417
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,556
And after you've
done that,
418
00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,645
I want you to get
that jar of poison
419
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,080
and bait those rat traps.
420
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,560
That doesn't
make any sense.
421
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:23,433
Why do we need to poison
them if we have traps?
422
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,219
Because I'll fire your ass.
423
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,100
Perfect.
424
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,754
Nice job with the tape.
425
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:40,711
Thanks.
426
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,800
See, most people put
the tape on too tight,
427
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,976
so you don't get
that realistic clang.
428
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,108
Come to Papa.
429
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,805
The best part is,
everyone hates her so much,
430
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,459
she'll never be able
to pin this on us.
431
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,244
Oh, my God.
Look at this
next to my name.
432
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,028
"Emotionally dependent
on pornography.
433
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,160
Loves nut clusters."
434
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,988
How does she know
I love nut clusters?
435
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,261
You took the tape
off the door!
436
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,524
You dragged me to Alaska!
437
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:27,062
Listen, if you do hear
from them, please call me.
438
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,198
Yes? Hal, you had me
worried sick.
439
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,157
The police said they released
you three hours ago.
440
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,245
What's going on?
441
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,725
I know by now you've
heard everything.
442
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,553
I just think it's prudent
that the boys and I
443
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,858
disappear for
a little while.
444
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,644
Hal, where are you?
445
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,994
I'm afraid that I'm not at
liberty to reveal that, Lois.
446
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:50,085
MAN:
Bus number 23 for Omaha
is ready for boarding.
447
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,218
Hal, you're a middle-aged man.
448
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,263
You can't run away from home.
449
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,221
Well, I have
a credit card
450
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,526
that begs to
differ, Lois.
451
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,441
Hang up, Dad,
she's tracing the call.
452
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,530
Don't you dare hang up
that phone!
453
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,793
Hal, you're not
going to do this.
454
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,883
You and the boys are going
to come home right now.
455
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,059
And why would I do that?
456
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,236
Because you love me too much
to run away.
457
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,594
That-that may be true, Lois.
458
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,552
But maybe we'll
just have to--
459
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,815
going to have-have a long-
distance relationship
460
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,077
for a while.
461
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,341
Some-some of those can work.
462
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,125
Hal, have you thought
for two seconds
463
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,866
what your life would be like
without me?
464
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:35,130
Well, no, I don't...
465
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,915
Do you have any idea how much
you'd miss me? Do you?
466
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,572
Yes.
467
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:46,620
Yes, yes, I...
I have some idea.
468
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,143
Dad, you're folding.
469
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,275
He's folding!
470
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:52,234
I knew we should have paid
that wino
471
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,496
to make the call.
472
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:57,587
Uh, honey...
473
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,154
we're back.
474
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,460
Hey, guys.
475
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,592
Why don't you wash up?
Dinner's ready.
476
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,115
I made your favorite.
477
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,335
Meat loaf and mashed potatoes.
478
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,164
Okay.
479
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,252
Great.
480
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,862
Why isn't she mad?
481
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,393
What happened?
482
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,916
All of our
stuff's gone.
483
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:22,873
That's right.
484
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,484
I gave it all to charity.
485
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:25,963
You now have two changes
of clothes.
486
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:29,140
One for school and one for home.
487
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,533
Something wrong?
488
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:33,449
No problem.
No, we're fine.No, of course not.
489
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,322
More wine?
490
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,324
Please.
491
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:41,414
So, how long is it
going to take us
492
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,285
to work off
all this stuff?
493
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,330
Well, this...
494
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,333
should put us
into the 23rd century.
495
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,856
Sesame cracker?
496
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,119
Hmm, don't mind if I do.
497
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,484
I've been lying here,
thinking about God.
498
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,312
I don't know much--
499
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:14,011
just that he's this
all-powerful, all-knowing being.
500
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,100
Kind of like Mom,
only invisible.
501
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,712
So I feel better being
on his good side for a while.
502
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,322
And you know what?
503
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,150
We probably all spend a little
too much of our lives
504
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,631
focusing on material things.
505
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,460
What are you doing?
506
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,244
Praying.No, you're not!
507
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,377
He's got chocolate!Get him!
508
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,509
Come on, give it.
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