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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,191 This is the story of love, 4 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:08,902 dreams, and manliness. 5 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:12,155 Presenting the most awesome barbarian barber 6 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:14,157 from outer space. 7 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,036 Meet Cunanan the Barber. 8 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,706 Babayagaga! 9 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:25,001 Your end has come! 10 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:28,296 Cunanan! Help me! 11 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,092 I will cut off your happy days! 12 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,124 CUNANAN THE BARBER 13 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,127 MAN VS. MONSTERS 14 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,254 V MOVIES PRESENTS 15 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,173 THE BOBBY B BRAND 16 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,341 Cut! 17 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,719 Why the hell is Bobby B's name there? 18 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,059 Beautiful, amazeballs! 19 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,603 Who said Filipino cinema is dead? 20 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,105 It's very much alive! 21 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:28,314 Thanks to you, Direct. 22 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,442 I'm the director, but your name is on top? 23 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,902 You're just a producer! 24 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,113 "Just a producer." 25 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,031 I'm sorry, sir. 26 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,284 We use this template in all our films. 27 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,661 We put "The Bobby B Brand" in all of them. 28 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:43,121 -Your brand? -Yes. 29 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:44,372 Fuck your brand. 30 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,792 This is my film. This is my story. My ideas. 31 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,461 You want to know why you haven't gotten anywhere? 32 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:51,921 You're too ambitious. 33 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,006 You're delusional. 34 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,717 You think you're the best but you're not. 35 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,302 Direct, don't worry. 36 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,178 We can still edit. 37 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,305 We'll fix it. 38 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:01,890 Why do you keep interrupting? 39 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,182 -Hey. -Ow! 40 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,686 Let me handle this chump. 41 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:13,985 Let's keep the good vibes here. 42 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,028 Okay. 43 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,488 I mean, this is your directorial debut, 44 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,449 it should be your name up there. 45 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:20,825 -Yes. -Our editor's mistake. 46 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,327 What's wrong with you? 47 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:24,120 I'm really sorry, Bobby B. 48 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:25,163 On it. 49 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,290 You know, of all the films I've done, 50 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,084 this has the most impact. 51 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:35,131 You know those '90s films. 52 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,800 With all the fake-ass effects. 53 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,137 It looks ridiculous, but it's intentional. 54 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:45,141 And the action scenes with all the trash-talking before they kill each other? 55 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,184 -Uh-huh. -Amazeballs. 56 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,895 Huh? Marvel didn't even think of it. 57 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:51,648 I mean, your father was really a legend. 58 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,816 And he got you, had you direct, 59 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,486 had you star in it, in your own studio. 60 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,697 I'd say you're the savior of Filipino cinema. 61 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,074 Thanks to you. 62 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:02,242 Oh, it's nothing. 63 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,328 Director. 64 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,707 I just thought, 65 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:12,794 we can't just go with "A film by Junjun." 66 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:13,836 No, no, no. 67 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,796 Yes, sir. 68 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:17,465 "A Junjun Vivo masterpiece" 69 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:19,384 It's beautiful. 70 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,886 Fuck. Check out my goosebumps. Oh, me too. 71 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,429 See? Fucking chicken skin. 72 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,347 -Look. -Right? 73 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:25,765 -For real? -Yeah. 74 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:27,183 Wish I had goosebumps too. 75 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,101 Director… 76 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:31,688 It's been a pleasure working with you. 77 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:36,067 Even if this were to be the first and last project we work on together, 78 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,152 I'd already be so grateful. 79 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,197 I've got six more films on my slate. 80 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:45,076 And you're the producer I want for all six of them. 81 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,536 I'll tell my dad… 82 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,413 I mean, your boss… 83 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:49,706 …that you're mine. 84 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:52,041 Is that all right? 85 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:55,461 Wow! 86 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,213 I'm so excited. 87 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,172 Too bad, though. 88 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:01,175 Because it's not possible. 89 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,345 I've kind of set this as my last genre film. 90 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:09,559 I'm sure you've heard that I'm doing my passion project, 91 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,686 Rebelde City. 92 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:12,687 -Mm-hmm. -Right? 93 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:16,149 We've already shot a few days, and I'm focusing all my energy there. 94 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,191 Too bad though. 95 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,236 I guess you haven't heard the news. 96 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:21,904 What? 97 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,241 The boss wants a word. 98 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:38,671 Daddy! 99 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:41,841 -Daddy! -Boss! 100 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:46,179 What's this fucking dream film you're making? 101 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:48,139 You really want to die for it? 102 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,435 Boss, when we finish this film, 103 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,437 this could be the first-- 104 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,564 One hundred million pesos. 105 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:59,942 That's what you used from my studio for this little project of yours. 106 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,486 A hundred million. 107 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:05,198 You built a replica of Malacañang Palace and then burned it to the ground. 108 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:11,412 And then you got death threats from having fights with gangster politicians. 109 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,957 Boss, if you really want to get somewhere, 110 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,584 you risk it all. 111 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,544 I had a stake in this as well. 112 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,338 I'm in so much debt now! 113 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,340 -I need seven more days. -Seven days? 114 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:24,383 You want seven more days for your film? 115 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,803 Just make those seven-day money-making films! 116 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,805 Just seven days and you have a film! 117 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,933 Boss, if you shelve this project, I'll be in a bind. 118 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,810 Bobby B… 119 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,062 The "B" in your name, you know what it's for? 120 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:37,897 Take your pick. "B" for… 121 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,524 Bankrupt. 122 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:41,025 Or badly done! 123 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:45,571 I'm going to burn your fucking passion project to the ground 124 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:51,744 unless you can find a way to give me and my studio back the money you lost! 125 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:52,745 Come here! 126 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:04,799 Where was I? 127 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,634 I'm done. 128 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:08,553 I quit! 129 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:09,971 I quit! 130 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:12,598 I am not wasting my talent here! I quit! 131 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:19,856 If you're quitting, 132 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:21,941 I'm also quitting. 133 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,235 I'll go where you go. 134 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:27,947 Thank you. 135 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:28,906 Sure. 136 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,700 We've hit a dead end here. 137 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,161 The fucker has no vision! 138 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,872 Mark my words, Odessa. 139 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:41,127 I'm going to be the very first producer from the Philippines to win an Oscar. 140 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:47,967 Sorry about that. 141 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,772 CHAPTER 1: THE OSKAR FANTASY 142 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,532 What the fuck will I do now? 143 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:23,628 It's just you and me. 144 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,515 Sorry. 145 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,309 WHERE ARE YOU? 146 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,022 Save my seat, okay? 147 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,065 You got it, sir. 148 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,047 You've been following me! 149 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:51,424 Come here! 150 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,390 What is this? 151 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:04,937 A script? 152 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,192 Oskar. 153 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,404 Danny M. Zallian… 154 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,740 DMZ? 155 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,491 Bobby B! 156 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,775 We were only freshmen when we made this. 157 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,278 Where have you been? 158 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:58,616 We agreed that after college, we'd both get into filmmaking. 159 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,534 But you just disappeared. 160 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,869 I was writing. 161 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:04,080 You were writing? For ten years? 162 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:05,998 This. 163 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,794 This is the way to our dreams. 164 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,505 This is Oskar worthy. 165 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,385 Wipe that blood off your face. 166 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,678 The story is… 167 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:25,351 A found-footage, fantasy film. 168 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:28,813 It's about a documentary team 169 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:32,441 that got lost in a secluded forest 170 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:36,195 to search for the jewel of Yawa. 171 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,573 Jewel of who? 172 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,825 Of Yawa. 173 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,786 There's this goddess. 174 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,329 She made a jewel, 175 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,331 and whoever had possession of it, 176 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,875 they'd get their wish granted, right? 177 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:56,715 But it's not going to be easy for the film crew because the forest 178 00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:01,053 is full of monsters and creatures from the underworld. 179 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,514 A monster film, bro? Sounds clichéd. 180 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:06,434 No, we're going to change it. 181 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,770 The treatment is going to be fresh. 182 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,941 Horror, but art-house. 183 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,360 Indie style. 184 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:20,239 Indie. Nobody watches Indie films. 185 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:24,076 Okay, what's the title? It might be marketable. 186 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,245 The Mystical Power of the Jewel 187 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,789 Shrouded By the Desires 188 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,416 of the Malevolent Heart 189 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,835 Fallen Into Darkness. 190 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,753 That's a hell of a title. 191 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,006 We can change the title. 192 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,926 What's important is the story. 193 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:45,222 But I need you… to read it. 194 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,452 Bobby B! 195 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,046 Wait, I know you! 196 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,507 You're that long-lost director, DMZ! 197 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:05,052 Bobby B's classmate in film school. 198 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,389 The one and only. 199 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,268 Okay. 200 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,646 What's going on with him? 201 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,650 The magic of cinema. 202 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:29,952 Hey. 203 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:39,962 When people ask me what I'm willing to give up for my passion project, 204 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,965 the answer is everything. 205 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,300 Everything… 206 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,511 I would bet everything. 207 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,596 Everything. 208 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,638 For the Oskars. 209 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,557 For an Oskar. 210 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,100 My win… 211 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,477 is a win for us all! 212 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,438 A win for us all! 213 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,321 Oskar! 214 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,449 Oskar! 215 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,080 Cheers to our Oskars aspirations! 216 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,166 Let's fucking go! 217 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,006 When are we starting? 218 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:24,924 Now! 219 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,550 Right now? 220 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,387 Yes, book a location scout. 221 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,722 Where? 222 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:33,891 Director? 223 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,310 Catanduanes! 224 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,688 -Catanduanes! -Catanduanes! 225 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,066 Catanduanes! 226 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:50,699 Bro, 227 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:54,536 this is the way to our dream Oskar. 228 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:56,789 I'm sure. 229 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,017 Oskar, there you go. 230 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,352 Yeah! 231 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:04,023 Welcome to the happy island of Catanduanes! 232 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,983 Uncle! 233 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,653 Let's spice this up with a hell of a soundtrack. 234 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,364 Let's go? 235 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,130 You have returned. 236 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,486 Help! Help me! 237 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,404 What's going on? 238 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,406 There's a pervy granny in my room. 239 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,323 Where? 240 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,284 Oh, that was my grandmother. 241 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,368 Your grandma? 242 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,163 Yeah, she lives here. 243 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:25,455 Oh. 244 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,374 Is she crazy? 245 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,586 Just a little bit, but she's harmless. 246 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:37,801 And I thought it would be good to shoot here on location. 247 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,845 I'm used to shooting on location. 248 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,181 And the forests here are… virgin. 249 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,016 You know we like 'em virgin. 250 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,853 We meant virgin locations. 251 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,605 Get your mind off the gutter. 252 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,482 My head is killing me! I was so drunk last night 253 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,402 and agreed right away. I haven't read the script, 254 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:56,612 the requirements. 255 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,779 Well, we're here. 256 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,823 Let's work on the breakdown. 257 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,867 What breakdown? Emotional breakdown? 258 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,703 Find me a wall so I can go walling for effect. 259 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,873 Scene breakdowns, give me the script. 260 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,919 This is a piece I would be proud to put the Bobby B Brand on. 261 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,087 I love it. 262 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,548 It's scary but full of substance. 263 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:20,260 There's action with a lot of heart. It's intellectual but it's accessible. 264 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,971 But… 265 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,849 But what? 266 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:30,145 But how will we mount this without studio backing? 267 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:35,359 Aren't you the best producer of the biggest studio in the country? 268 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,405 I quit. 269 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,533 What? I thought you'd help me! 270 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,118 I can and I will. 271 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,703 I told you I would. 272 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,789 I promised you. 273 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,000 You guys are so sweet. 274 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,504 But this is a visual effects-heavy film. 275 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,340 Even if we scrimped on principal photography, 276 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,801 we'd still spend millions. 277 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,595 I think we need around 20 million to mount this. 278 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,222 20 million? 279 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,181 More. 280 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,309 Actually, Odessa's estimate is modest. 281 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:13,397 Yeah. When we get to post and special effects, it's over. 282 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,487 Bro… 283 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,698 What's with you? Don't lose heart. 284 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,369 Don't worry, okay? 285 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,328 I've got you. 286 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:29,788 Hello, Royal Films. 287 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,457 May I please speak with Mother Rose? 288 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,625 This is Bobby B. 289 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,835 Hello, Sir Joe! 290 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,546 Yes, I resigned. 291 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,589 I'm ready to go on my own. 292 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,716 Ma'am Lulu! 293 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,342 Yes, 294 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,429 I think it's time I started collaborating again with Sun Cinema. 295 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:46,847 Yes. Hello, Rainbow Network? 296 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,181 Chairman Go. 297 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,225 I have an opportunity for you. 298 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,478 This is your chance to get back in filmmaking. 299 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,315 Hello? You don't know me? 300 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,399 Really? 301 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,775 I'm fucking Bobby B! 302 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,194 My film fucking beat yours at the box office. 303 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,697 All you do are rom-coms and affair movies. 304 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,906 Aren't you sick of it? 305 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,035 Three of my films were number one even if you boycotted me! 306 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,329 You're a bad influence… 307 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,581 You better change! Hello? Fuck you! 308 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:22,674 Are you crying? 309 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,095 No, it's just the firepit. It's smoky. 310 00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,811 This place is dope. 311 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,775 This ancestral house is special. 312 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:44,362 Me and my cousins passed the hat to have this renovated. 313 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,868 My cousins and I also take turns to look after Granny. 314 00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,038 You know, she's a bit out of it and all. 315 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,209 That's pretty obvious. 316 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,046 She seems to think you're her ex. 317 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,214 Your grandpa? 318 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,217 Not him. 319 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,677 The one who got away. 320 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:14,810 He's a shaman who got lost in the netherworld. 321 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,899 Sounds like material for a film. 322 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:26,071 My granny's stories, I've put them all together. 323 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,157 That's our script. 324 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:37,249 I want to use our film to preserve her stories 325 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:44,548 before she completely loses her mind. 326 00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:49,302 Her stories… 327 00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:52,347 I grew up with them. 328 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,517 That's the reason why I became a storyteller. 329 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:02,649 What about you? Why do you do all this? 330 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:04,943 Me? 331 00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:09,990 I want to see my name on the big screen. 332 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,867 The Bobby B Brand of films. 333 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:13,827 Is that all? 334 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:16,830 Yeah. 335 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,416 For those who don't believe in me. 336 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,210 For those that abandoned me. 337 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,507 So when they see my name, they get jealous. 338 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:28,800 Maybe regret. 339 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,511 And then, they'll finally respect me. 340 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,268 Do you think we can get this film done? 341 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:46,443 Honestly, it will cost a lot because of the effects. 342 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,653 But we'll do it. 343 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,156 Trust me. 344 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,167 All right, I'll head back in. 345 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:03,960 Okay. 346 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:12,636 What do you think of getting actual monsters for the film? 347 00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:14,304 Do you have contacts? 348 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,181 Give them to me. I'll call them. 349 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,475 We've gone completely nuts. 350 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:20,477 Go on, now. 351 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:39,246 Granny. 352 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:46,169 It's nights like these they come out. 353 00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:54,552 The few that escaped the curse of the jewel. 354 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,893 What are you on, Granny? 355 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,772 Pedro, my beloved, 356 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,609 was the heir of the jewel. 357 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:14,739 He was also tasked to keep watch over them. 358 00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:20,078 If you want to meet the monsters, 359 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,205 you need to go through him. 360 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:25,667 Are you saying monsters are real? 361 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,085 Are you deaf? 362 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,423 Where can I find them? 363 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:39,723 I want to help my grandson. 364 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:44,060 Does Danny know about the monsters? 365 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,104 He doesn't believe they're real. 366 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:52,402 My grandchildren think it's all folklore. 367 00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:57,574 But if you need monsters to fulfill your dreams, 368 00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:59,200 and for your film, 369 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,328 I'm more than willing to help. 370 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:07,042 So where can I find them? 371 00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:21,514 Here. 372 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,145 Wow. 373 00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:39,032 There are many ways to get to the enchanted forest. 374 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:43,703 This is one way in. 375 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:51,127 -Nasty! -Do it for your film. 376 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:15,402 Give this scroll to Pedro, my beloved. 377 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,362 Okay. 378 00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:22,992 And give him this as well. 379 00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:30,375 Granny? 380 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,921 Wow! Movie! 381 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,464 For the movie. 382 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,383 Ouch! Motherfucker! 383 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:12,876 Pedro? 384 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,048 Anyone here? 385 00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:22,761 Pedro? 386 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,643 Pedro? 387 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,229 Pedro? 388 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:30,203 This is becoming more frequent. 389 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,084 What time is it? 390 00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:38,962 Almost midnight. 391 00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:41,881 I'm going to be late to the party. 392 00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:45,927 Are you going to the monsters? 393 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,266 Yeah, they're my homies. 394 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:52,809 Are they… real? 395 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:55,103 Is there such a thing as fake monsters? 396 00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:58,147 Like actual monsters? Can I go with you? 397 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:05,905 Wait a minute. 398 00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:08,783 Are you real? 399 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,625 You're real. I thought I was imagining you. 400 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,462 Who are you? 401 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,423 I'm a film producer. 402 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:27,844 I want to produce a film about monsters. 403 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,555 A film producer? 404 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:34,100 Yes, sir, hang on a sec. 405 00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:37,729 That's me. 406 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,984 The Bobby B Brand. 407 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:47,405 You're that guy that did an action film… 408 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:50,909 Goons, Gun, Gone! 409 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:51,993 Yes, yes. 410 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,787 And the drama Sometimes, I Love You! 411 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,831 There's that one line, 412 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:01,628 "Forever lasts only a moment." 413 00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:05,048 "It ended so soon." 414 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:07,258 "You broke my heart." 415 00:32:08,217 --> 00:32:12,472 Motherfucker, that was a killer line! 416 00:32:12,555 --> 00:32:15,183 That hit me in the feels. 417 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,601 I think we should-- 418 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:18,353 You know my films! 419 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:22,899 Your films changed my life. Here. 420 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,151 What is it? 421 00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:26,402 Have a go! 422 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,949 Go for it. 423 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,459 Bobby? 424 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:43,962 Bobby? 425 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:46,881 Bobby? 426 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,884 Wake up, Bobby. It's almost midnight. 427 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:57,433 It's almost midnight? But why so bright? 428 00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:00,144 Hurry up, it's almost midnight! 429 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:12,907 You should know, I don't just bring anyone here. Only you. 430 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:17,578 Not even Sina's grandkids have been here. 431 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:21,165 I feel like you're so much younger than Granny. 432 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,417 You're not getting it. 433 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,584 Don't you? 434 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:26,087 My name is Pedro Poe, Jr. 435 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:28,297 I'm the son of Pedro Poe, Sr. 436 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:30,633 He was the old lady's lover. 437 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,804 Let's go, hurry up. It's almost midnight. 438 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,355 Pedro, are you okay? 439 00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:48,651 I'm okay. 440 00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:51,696 Let's go. 441 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:25,021 When we get down there, that's it. 442 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:36,991 Bobby. 443 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,159 Let's go. 444 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:57,303 Pedro, what the hell was that stuff you gave me? 445 00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,722 It's night again. 446 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:02,391 It's just a key. 447 00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:04,602 We had to do a roundabout. 448 00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:08,564 I needed to collect some things from parallel worlds. 449 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,984 But I also do know a shortcut. 450 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,739 If there was a shortcut, why'd we go so… 451 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,076 We're home. 452 00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:24,747 This is where you'll find the mysterious jewel. 453 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:28,793 If you find it, what would you wish for? 454 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:30,711 Is it real? 455 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,213 You're killing my vibe! 456 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:34,132 Don't ruin it, man! 457 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:00,992 Pedro? 458 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:42,510 Hey there! 459 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,392 She's floating! 460 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,200 I see that our guest has arrived. 461 00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:08,661 Now we can feast. 462 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,461 Bobby… Bobby. 463 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:18,838 Wake up! 464 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,340 Pedro. 465 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,015 Don't be afraid of them. 466 00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:31,267 They're New Generation. 467 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:34,478 They're kind. They don't eat humans. 468 00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:37,898 Let's go. 469 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,404 I'm Gina. 470 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:46,657 I saw you earlier. You're quite the Peeping Tom. 471 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:47,700 Huh? 472 00:38:49,910 --> 00:38:51,954 They call me "Beauty" 473 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:55,708 because no matter what I shapeshift into, I'm still beautiful. 474 00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,129 She's Bangs. She's pretty shy. Be careful. 475 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:01,505 She's pretty evil too. 476 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,591 I'm Mariposa. 477 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,969 Don't tell anyone about me coming here, okay? 478 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:08,971 My parents are pretty strict. 479 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:11,599 What about you? 480 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,559 Who are you? 481 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,238 Bobby. 482 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:31,160 Maybe you should have some of this to get you to think straight. 483 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,755 Bobby B. 484 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:44,799 I'm Bobby B. 485 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:56,811 Is it true? You're going to make us into movie stars? 486 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:00,231 I'm going to make you all famous. 487 00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:03,943 You know, Bobby… 488 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:05,903 Pedro. 489 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:14,036 It seems like my dream is coming true, 490 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:18,749 that humans and monsters could finally live in harmony. 491 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:24,338 They're the only ones who were not affected by that curse. 492 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,134 Curse? What curse? 493 00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:30,136 The curse. 494 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:35,141 My father used the power of the jewel 495 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:41,522 in order to put all their ancestors to sleep in a cave. 496 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:48,904 And these remnants are the few that were not affected by the curse 497 00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:55,661 because none of them have tasted human flesh. 498 00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:59,123 Well, that's great, then. 499 00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:05,171 That would mean my staff, my crew would be safe. 500 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,088 When I come back, 501 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:09,008 I'll have them with me and we'll start to shoot the movie. 502 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:11,677 But before all of that, 503 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,013 maybe we need to discuss your TF. 504 00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:16,015 TF? 505 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:19,018 Talent fees, your wages. 506 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:22,188 What you'll get in exchange for acting in the film. 507 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:24,982 We only want food. We will work for food. 508 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,402 Seriously? Food? 509 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,613 Sure, that's not a problem. 510 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:34,366 I'm going to make sure you eat well. 511 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:36,827 With extra rice and extra side dish. 512 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,748 We have an agreement then. 513 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:55,221 An agreement between human and monsters. 514 00:41:56,180 --> 00:42:03,187 And we are being blessed by the power of the jewel of Yawa. 515 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:10,945 A vow that cannot be broken. 516 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:13,864 That's the jewel? 517 00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,115 Amazeballs! 518 00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:22,206 Bobby… 519 00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:29,213 My hopes of reconciling humans and monsters will finally come true. 520 00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:35,177 Their story will finally be heard. 521 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,390 That's so moving. 522 00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:42,518 Can we hug it out? 523 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:52,820 Pedro? 524 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,906 -Pedro? -Pedro? 525 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:59,743 -Let's bring him to the hospital. -No need. We've got him. 526 00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:03,372 Take this. 527 00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:06,000 You'll need this to get back here. 528 00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:19,430 Amazeballs! 529 00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:25,352 CHAPTER 2 - BEWARE OF MOVIES --THEY CAN KILL! 530 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,815 I miss you, Granny! 531 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,035 Bobby, what happened to you? 532 00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:44,997 Who is that? 533 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,418 It's Granny. 534 00:43:50,961 --> 00:43:53,088 She had a heart attack while you were gone. 535 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:57,718 What are you talking about? I was just talking to her last night! 536 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:02,139 Are you kidding me? You were gone for three days. 537 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,058 Three days? 538 00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,101 Where did you go? 539 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:11,065 I looked for monsters for our movie. 540 00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:17,404 You looked for an effects team in the forest? 541 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,448 Something like that. 542 00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:20,783 So where are they now? 543 00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:24,078 Send over their reel or their sample work so I can set a meeting. 544 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:25,245 They're not into that. 545 00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,623 They're pretty new to all of this. 546 00:44:27,706 --> 00:44:29,041 They're kind of secretive. 547 00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:32,670 They want to use our movie as their prototype. 548 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:35,172 There's an effects team in Catanduanes? 549 00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:38,759 Yes, what's important is we have monsters, and a movie. 550 00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:40,135 Really now? 551 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:46,809 You know what, before I left, 552 00:44:47,309 --> 00:44:49,395 your granny blessed me. 553 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:54,441 So I feel like she's the one we should thank for the effects team I found. 554 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:56,485 Where are they? 555 00:44:56,568 --> 00:45:00,030 I need to meet them so I can share my vision. 556 00:45:00,697 --> 00:45:01,698 Don't worry about it. 557 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,159 Let me handle it. Okay? 558 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:06,036 I've got this. Just trust me. 559 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:09,456 Remember why they call me Bobby B. 560 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:12,668 -Bobby Believe in me. -Believe in you. 561 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:14,545 And we've come this far. 562 00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:16,171 I have a feeling 563 00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:20,175 your granny is helping us from heaven. 564 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,261 That's true. 565 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,596 So, do you believe? 566 00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:26,682 I believe. 567 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,977 Did you hear that, Granny? 568 00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:33,605 Granny, did you hear that? 569 00:45:34,731 --> 00:45:36,150 Thank you, Granny! 570 00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:38,777 Long live Granny! 571 00:45:39,653 --> 00:45:41,321 Long live Granny! 572 00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:48,495 Are you sure about this, Bobby B? 573 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:51,665 Let's do it, before others beat us to it. 574 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:53,876 Do we have a team? 575 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,669 I've contacted them. 576 00:45:55,752 --> 00:45:57,838 And since we're a skeleton crew, 577 00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:00,299 we only have one production assistant. 578 00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,842 Adam, my trainee. 579 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,808 ADAM - PRODUCTION ASSISTANT YOUR JOB, ALSO HIS JOB! 580 00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:12,603 For sound, we have Speed. 581 00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,980 He's got a bum leg, but he's good. 582 00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:18,859 SPEED - SOUND MAN SOUND, RECORD, CRIPPLE-BACK 583 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:19,776 Why Speed then? 584 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,613 Even with a bad leg, he still moves the fastest. 585 00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:28,076 And since you're doing lights and camera, 586 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,538 we need a great gaffer to handle equipment. 587 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:32,706 Boy T. 588 00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:37,419 He used to be a DP, but he got cancelled because of an issue. 589 00:46:38,545 --> 00:46:41,798 BOY T - GAFFER LIGHTS AND CAMERA GUY BUT LIKES ACTION 590 00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:42,799 What issue? 591 00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:44,801 Recovering perv. 592 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:47,429 But he had therapy. I hear he's better now. 593 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:48,931 Next, Mama Mee. 594 00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:51,058 Makeup artist and prosthetics. 595 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:54,853 MAMA MEE - MAKEUP ARTIST GREAT IN COLORS, VERY CREATIVE 596 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,939 He's good, and he's affordable. 597 00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,608 There was a rumor that he was a kleptomaniac. 598 00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:01,360 But I think he's changed. 599 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,533 This is your crew when you're on a budget? 600 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:08,909 You get damaged goods? 601 00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:11,745 Next, Wang. 602 00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:13,121 Our assistant director. 603 00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:14,331 We're peers. 604 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:19,211 WANG - ASSISTANT DIRECTOR STRESS-RELIEVER GUY 605 00:47:19,294 --> 00:47:23,590 Ambitious, he's a bit blunt, but he has a good command of the set. 606 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:26,969 What about our production design team? 607 00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:32,432 Production designer Ye and art director Dodo. 608 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:33,767 They're a tandem. 609 00:47:33,850 --> 00:47:35,394 They're up for any challenge. 610 00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:38,522 There's only two of them but they work like a dozen workers. 611 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,399 They're troopers. 612 00:47:40,482 --> 00:47:43,068 The harder the shoot, the more gung ho they are. 613 00:47:43,151 --> 00:47:44,861 We also have an on-site editor. 614 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,239 Chanda, our film school classmate. 615 00:47:47,322 --> 00:47:49,449 Chanda? That petite girl? 616 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:51,535 Hello! 617 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:53,370 Hello, Director! 618 00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:55,998 How are you? 619 00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:58,875 CHANDA - EDITOR CUTTER, INSTALLER, FOODIE 620 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,669 Good to see you! 621 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,716 She's sometimes a slob. 622 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:09,219 She has her own editing machine, and bonus gadgets. 623 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:11,096 We'll save a lot having her on board. 624 00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,848 She looks like a lot. 625 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,686 What about casting? Are we good? 626 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,068 Roman Vasquez. 627 00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:27,946 Action star hoping to be a serious actor. 628 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:30,115 He's got a lot to prove. 629 00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:34,202 He'll do all his own stunts, with award-winning acting to boot. 630 00:48:42,836 --> 00:48:44,004 Kate Dela Vega. 631 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:47,591 Up-and-coming online superstar who wants to become a movie star. 632 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,177 She's Odessa's best friend. 633 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:53,013 I think they have a thing going on. 634 00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:57,476 I'm kidding. 635 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,274 And who is this guy? He looks familiar. 636 00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:05,734 Ah, that's Junjun Vivo. 637 00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:08,820 Former child star who keeps trying to be a director. 638 00:49:11,406 --> 00:49:12,783 What's he going to be, then? 639 00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:14,826 The cast is complete. 640 00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:17,537 He's the son of the big boss. 641 00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:20,957 We had a deal and he gave us a truckload of cash for this film 642 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,709 just be a part of your masterpiece. 643 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:23,960 Find something for him. 644 00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:26,171 The kid chipped in? 645 00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:29,132 We'll find him something to do. 646 00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:36,139 Everyone, this is no ordinary film. 647 00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:39,685 The reason you're here is because all of you are far from ordinary. 648 00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:42,562 We've all read the script, I presume? 649 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:45,357 So you know, this is a potentially award-winning film. 650 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,484 All of us will benefit from this film. 651 00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:52,280 You know, because of this film, 652 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:55,826 we'll gain the respect we deserve. 653 00:49:55,909 --> 00:49:57,244 Prestige. 654 00:49:57,994 --> 00:50:00,414 And we will get our second chance. 655 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:04,835 And it's my privilege to introduce to you the captain of this ship, 656 00:50:04,918 --> 00:50:06,128 my director, 657 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:09,589 my writer and my best friend. 658 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:11,633 Director DMZ. 659 00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:18,765 Thank you everybody. 660 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:25,021 I just want to say that this film is going to change our lives. 661 00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:27,858 The process will be groundbreaking. 662 00:50:28,942 --> 00:50:31,194 We are going to change the world together. 663 00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:33,655 And before anything else, 664 00:50:34,948 --> 00:50:36,366 I dedicate this to my granny. 665 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,872 Sequence 24. 666 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:46,084 This is where we introduce the cast of characters. 667 00:50:47,252 --> 00:50:50,172 "Exterior: day, forest." 668 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:58,722 "The towering trees of the woods stood like watchmen over its dark secrets." 669 00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:02,476 "It was hot and humid." 670 00:51:03,518 --> 00:51:10,066 "They were all short of breath and full of fear." 671 00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:21,369 Aren't we supposed to be covering human rights violations? 672 00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:25,957 I don't understand. There aren't any humans here. 673 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,084 We're in the middle of nowhere! 674 00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:31,004 Karen, we're so close! 675 00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:34,758 We're so close to encountering the jewel! 676 00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:36,802 We're almost there! 677 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:42,140 What's going on? Has he completely lost his mind? 678 00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:43,683 Just play along Kate. 679 00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:46,895 I mean Karen. 680 00:51:46,978 --> 00:51:47,979 Cut! 681 00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:50,565 You keep calling her Kate! 682 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:54,277 Karen! Her character's name is Karen! 683 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:55,570 Can we try again? 684 00:51:56,988 --> 00:51:59,616 I didn't really like the vibe of my emotion anyway. 685 00:51:59,699 --> 00:52:02,619 It's really hard, Kate and Karen are similar names. 686 00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:07,207 Forget it, we'll fix it in post. 687 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,751 What a diva. 688 00:52:11,461 --> 00:52:14,172 Let's go on to the next scene. 689 00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,883 You guys prep. I'll check the rushes. 690 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:17,801 Wait a minute. 691 00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:21,096 I don't need celebrities! I need actors! I'm an artist! 692 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:22,389 Noted! 693 00:52:37,696 --> 00:52:40,156 Where did we get the budget for solar panels? 694 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:41,658 Chanda! 695 00:52:41,741 --> 00:52:43,076 Hey there! 696 00:52:43,159 --> 00:52:44,744 We have to fix the position. 697 00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:46,830 It's only going to get sunset. 698 00:52:46,913 --> 00:52:49,916 Cell phones are shot, we don't have radios. 699 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,002 It's amazing your computers are working. 700 00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:53,503 Top of the line. 701 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:54,963 I mean look at my equipment. 702 00:52:55,046 --> 00:52:56,298 Solar powered! 703 00:52:56,381 --> 00:52:58,341 I have a projector too! 704 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:07,767 The set is ready. 705 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:09,978 All right, I'll come right out. 706 00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:12,188 Can I see? 707 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,870 -I like the shot. -Yes. 708 00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:31,041 What do you think, sir? 709 00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:34,961 It's great, but… 710 00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:37,047 But what? 711 00:53:39,215 --> 00:53:41,259 -The pulse… -Okay. 712 00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:44,304 Try to synchronize the cuts with their breath. 713 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:45,221 Okay. 714 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:50,518 You know how a pregnant woman gives birth? How the push, the flow, the energy. 715 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:54,147 Breathe with me. 716 00:54:03,990 --> 00:54:05,367 Do you get it? 717 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:07,494 I get it. 718 00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:10,205 All right, get back to it. 719 00:54:10,288 --> 00:54:11,289 I'll head to the set. 720 00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:15,377 It's so hot in here. 721 00:54:17,629 --> 00:54:19,339 Art makes everyone horny, right? 722 00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:20,882 Yes. 723 00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:23,218 See? 724 00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:27,222 Bobby, wait. 725 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:30,266 What's up? 726 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:31,267 Any problem? 727 00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:35,021 No. So far so good. Everything's been good the first three days. 728 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:38,608 We have a scene with a monster, the split-harpy. 729 00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:40,485 So we need them. 730 00:54:40,568 --> 00:54:43,405 So where is your special effects team? 731 00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:45,323 I've got it. 732 00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:46,992 Hook us up so I can handle it. 733 00:54:48,243 --> 00:54:51,663 Just set up the scene, and the creature will appear. 734 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:53,957 Okay? Trust me. 735 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:54,874 Okay. 736 00:54:59,170 --> 00:55:00,213 Gina? 737 00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:11,057 Bangs? 738 00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:20,900 Bangs? 739 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:33,246 Hello? 740 00:55:42,338 --> 00:55:44,090 -Hello! -You've been very loud. 741 00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:47,135 You're ruining the peace within these woods. 742 00:55:48,219 --> 00:55:50,430 Uh, I'm sorry. 743 00:55:50,513 --> 00:55:53,475 But, Gina, I was actually looking for you. 744 00:55:53,558 --> 00:55:56,186 Tonight is your night. We need to shoot you. 745 00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:58,521 I'm going to be in your movie? 746 00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:00,732 Yes! Didn't we talk about that? 747 00:56:00,815 --> 00:56:02,233 Are you game? 748 00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:05,487 Your torso can split up anytime, right? 749 00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:06,946 It's a piece of cake. 750 00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:09,157 Just don't forget our deal. 751 00:56:09,991 --> 00:56:12,035 -What's that? -The food. 752 00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:13,828 Piece of cake. 753 00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:18,041 Actors, get yourselves retouched and remember your markers. 754 00:56:18,124 --> 00:56:19,709 We'll do a take. 755 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:20,960 Yes. 756 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:23,922 Sir, how do we cue the monsters? 757 00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:28,384 Ah, I'll take care of the special effects. Just do your job and I'll take care of it. 758 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,471 Come here. 759 00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,557 -Art department? -Where are they? 760 00:56:36,684 --> 00:56:39,145 Don't worry about it, I'll cue them. 761 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:43,108 Just mind your shot, and be ready when the monster comes out, okay? 762 00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:45,735 Bobby B, if all of this is just in your head… 763 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:48,321 Have I ever let you down? I'm Bobby B! 764 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,199 You sure about this? 765 00:56:52,617 --> 00:56:53,660 I got this. 766 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:56,037 Okay, actors. 767 00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:57,831 No rehearsals. 768 00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,249 Straight to take. 769 00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:04,921 Remember, no matter what happens, nobody breaks character. 770 00:57:06,631 --> 00:57:08,967 -Effects team, ready? -Ready! 771 00:57:09,425 --> 00:57:10,343 Speed? 772 00:57:10,426 --> 00:57:12,428 -ID. -Quiet. 773 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:14,389 Ready! 774 00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:18,101 In five, four, three, two… 775 00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:19,269 Action! 776 00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:20,353 Walk. 777 00:57:21,646 --> 00:57:23,940 I'm so scared Sir Ben. 778 00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:28,278 Karen, just a little bit more. 779 00:57:28,778 --> 00:57:30,947 Just a little longer, Karen. 780 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:44,043 Kate. Kate, are you okay? 781 00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,336 Give me the camera. 782 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:46,713 Cut! 783 00:57:46,796 --> 00:57:49,174 -Cut! -Sorry, I got scared. 784 00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:51,384 It's okay. Fuck, that was amazing! 785 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:52,886 Did we get the shot? 786 00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:54,304 We got the shot! 787 00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:56,473 Everyone, Bobby B! 788 00:57:57,974 --> 00:57:59,934 -Brilliant! -Right? 789 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,227 Amazing! 790 00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:03,396 Guys! 791 00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:05,857 Wait, everyone. 792 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:09,694 Congratulations on a very successful first leg of our shoot. 793 00:58:09,777 --> 00:58:11,738 Let's give ourselves a round of applause. 794 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:14,824 I told you! 795 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,493 I believe. 796 00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:19,704 Did you see that? 797 00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:21,456 How did you… 798 00:58:21,539 --> 00:58:22,832 A secret. 799 00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:37,096 Did you hear that? 800 00:58:37,805 --> 00:58:39,057 You guys work too hard. 801 00:58:39,807 --> 00:58:41,267 Are you packing up? 802 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,602 Yes, we're packing. 803 00:58:57,992 --> 00:59:00,203 -Hey! -Sorry, sorry. 804 00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:01,788 Don't fool around like that. 805 00:59:01,871 --> 00:59:03,331 You perv! 806 00:59:03,414 --> 00:59:05,708 I thought you recovered. 807 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:08,294 Lay off my ass, you pervert. 808 00:59:08,711 --> 00:59:10,296 It's not you, bro. 809 00:59:11,130 --> 00:59:14,133 You know me, I don't like men. 810 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:15,260 But bro… 811 00:59:17,136 --> 00:59:18,763 Her boobs look like ass. 812 00:59:19,597 --> 00:59:20,848 Fuck off! 813 00:59:23,184 --> 00:59:26,145 Hey, why are you still here? 814 00:59:26,771 --> 00:59:28,439 What's taking so long? 815 00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:31,985 You caused the delay in setting up, and still the delay in packing up? 816 00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:33,528 You're another one. 817 00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:36,906 Can't you see I'm alone here? 818 00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:39,867 Just a little understanding. 819 00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:41,619 You keep on rushing me. 820 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:43,079 Oversensitive, I see? 821 00:59:43,162 --> 00:59:45,331 Forget it. Forget this, I'm tired. 822 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,166 I'm tired. 823 00:59:53,172 --> 00:59:54,549 This stupid jar is so heavy. 824 00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:58,928 Hey, pack this up. 825 00:59:59,470 --> 01:00:02,390 You're an industry dinosaur, don't make me scream at you. 826 01:00:02,473 --> 01:00:03,725 Were you hurt too? 827 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,857 Do? 828 01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:12,775 Do! 829 01:00:13,359 --> 01:00:15,653 My art director's missing. 830 01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:19,115 It's his fault. Your AD's such an asshole. He run off. 831 01:00:19,198 --> 01:00:21,909 Why me? He ran off because you bully him. 832 01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,453 You assholes! 833 01:00:23,536 --> 01:00:26,664 He doesn't look it but he's very sensitive. 834 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:28,374 So, he walked out? 835 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,709 I wouldn't be surprised. 836 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:34,422 He's exhausted and these fools are just plain mean. 837 01:00:35,256 --> 01:00:36,424 Have you called him? 838 01:00:36,507 --> 01:00:39,510 There's no reception in your little remote neck of the forest. 839 01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,888 How do you expect me to call? 840 01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:44,766 He probably just want a higher fee. I've done that. 841 01:00:44,849 --> 01:00:46,559 You better quit it. 842 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:47,894 Adam? 843 01:00:49,854 --> 01:00:51,272 Where's Bobby? 844 01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:55,318 Is the forest troll ready? 845 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:57,195 -All set. -Bobby. 846 01:00:57,278 --> 01:00:58,738 Excuse me, Director. 847 01:01:00,114 --> 01:01:01,991 Some people have gone missing. 848 01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:04,369 Do is missing, and another crew member. 849 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:08,956 What's their problem? They know we'll pay after picture lock, right? 850 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,833 Maybe we're pushing too hard. 851 01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:13,503 This director is so demanding. 852 01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:16,130 Found footage but the shots are so contrived. 853 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:17,173 What's his plan? 854 01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:19,217 That's his vision. He's the director. 855 01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:21,427 Isn't this making you nervous? 856 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,847 Something's not right in these woods. 857 01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:28,017 Honestly, I still can't figure out how we got here. 858 01:01:28,601 --> 01:01:30,353 Don't work yourself up. 859 01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:34,065 What's important is we're making a great film on such a small budget. 860 01:01:34,148 --> 01:01:35,817 I'm still freaked out. 861 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:36,901 That's all right. 862 01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:39,904 Being freaked out is part of filmmaking. 863 01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:42,865 That just confirms we're on the right track. 864 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,992 -And the forest troll? -All set. 865 01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:46,411 Actors on the set! 866 01:01:46,494 --> 01:01:47,328 Let's go! 867 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,246 Okay. 868 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:54,961 Let's just call it quits. 869 01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:56,796 Let's go home. 870 01:01:58,005 --> 01:02:00,383 This isn't part of the documentary anymore. 871 01:02:01,592 --> 01:02:04,303 No story is worth dying for. 872 01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:06,264 Can you use your brains? 873 01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:09,809 If elementals and monsters were real, 874 01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:13,396 it only proves that the jewel and its power is real! 875 01:02:13,479 --> 01:02:16,441 It will give our heart's desire. 876 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:20,194 Our sacrifice won't be in vain, Karen! 877 01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:23,156 Fuck that jewel of Yawa! 878 01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:25,783 How many more lives will you sacrifice? 879 01:02:25,867 --> 01:02:27,034 Sacrifice? 880 01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:31,330 Sacrifices made for dreams are not made in vain! Don't you forget it! 881 01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:42,508 The watchkeeper, Karen! 882 01:02:43,676 --> 01:02:45,219 We're so close! 883 01:02:45,678 --> 01:02:48,389 The jewel is so near, Karen! 884 01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:49,849 We're so close, Karen! 885 01:02:49,932 --> 01:02:52,643 -Cut! Beautiful! -That's amazing! 886 01:02:53,311 --> 01:02:54,729 Fantastic! Awesome! 887 01:02:54,812 --> 01:02:55,897 How did you do that? 888 01:02:57,899 --> 01:02:59,692 Industry secrets, Junjun. 889 01:03:01,694 --> 01:03:04,071 Sensei, teach me. 890 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,116 I'm sorry, I was arrogant. 891 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,869 I thought I was the best filmmaker out there. But you, 892 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,580 you are the true master. 893 01:03:13,831 --> 01:03:15,082 That's nothing. 894 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:17,585 Let's set up the next scene. 895 01:03:17,668 --> 01:03:19,170 Get to work! 896 01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:20,880 Can I be your PA? 897 01:03:24,592 --> 01:03:26,177 You believe? 898 01:03:27,094 --> 01:03:28,846 I do believe. 899 01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:49,325 What's that? 900 01:03:49,408 --> 01:03:52,286 Fried food. 901 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:53,454 Yuck! 902 01:03:54,121 --> 01:03:57,166 That's not what we agreed on! I won't be satisfied with that. 903 01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:16,060 You too, Bangs? 904 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,440 Bangs! 905 01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:38,791 Hey! 906 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:42,128 My hunch was right. You're a thief. 907 01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:51,220 Mama Mee, come back here! I caught you! 908 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:52,388 Shoot! 909 01:04:55,349 --> 01:04:57,894 You klepto, Mama Mee. 910 01:04:57,977 --> 01:05:01,147 Give me back my cell phone and the rest of my stuff. 911 01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:03,274 Don't accuse me! Do you have any evidence? 912 01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:05,318 I saw you just throw it into that jar! 913 01:05:05,401 --> 01:05:06,402 Stop it! 914 01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:26,213 Delicious. 915 01:05:26,797 --> 01:05:28,507 Can I have you for dessert? 916 01:06:39,370 --> 01:06:43,124 Bro, so far, are you happy with what we've shot? 917 01:06:43,624 --> 01:06:44,542 Hang on. 918 01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:46,335 What? 919 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:48,462 Granny says she's happy. 920 01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:50,548 -If she's happy, I'm happy. -Good. 921 01:06:50,631 --> 01:06:52,174 I believe. 922 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:53,759 Let's hurry up. 923 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:54,885 Oh by the way, 924 01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:59,890 you mentioned that granny must be guiding us. 925 01:07:00,558 --> 01:07:02,518 That's why I want to give you this. 926 01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:06,480 -What's this? -It's Granny. 927 01:07:07,231 --> 01:07:11,444 I want you to have a piece of her so she can guide you better. 928 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:15,072 Weird, but okay. 929 01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:16,741 I'll keep it. 930 01:07:16,824 --> 01:07:19,994 Director, here's the jewel. 931 01:07:20,077 --> 01:07:21,620 It can flicker like this. 932 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:23,706 Look. 933 01:07:23,789 --> 01:07:26,208 It can flicker like this. 934 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:27,251 Why is it so tiny? 935 01:07:27,334 --> 01:07:29,628 -I think it should be bigger. -No, it's fine. 936 01:07:29,712 --> 01:07:31,630 I like it nice and tight. 937 01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:33,049 You know we like it tight. 938 01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:35,634 He's okay with it. 939 01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:37,011 Okay, thanks. 940 01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:38,596 Bobby B. 941 01:07:39,388 --> 01:07:41,432 Wang and Mama Mee have gone missing too. 942 01:07:41,515 --> 01:07:44,435 We've lost our AD and we don't have our makeup artist. 943 01:07:44,518 --> 01:07:47,188 I overheard they had issues with the talent fees. 944 01:07:47,271 --> 01:07:49,190 Said they were so underpaid. 945 01:07:49,273 --> 01:07:52,610 Of course, the weak throw in the towel. I'll be left standing. 946 01:07:52,693 --> 01:07:54,111 Okay, go on now. 947 01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:58,074 I've been looking for them. I can't find them! 948 01:07:58,949 --> 01:08:01,494 I want you to blacklist every one of those fuckers. 949 01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:03,537 It's because the budget is low. 950 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:06,665 Wait. 951 01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:10,169 You haven't even passed your effects team on. 952 01:08:10,252 --> 01:08:12,338 I need to have them sign waivers. 953 01:08:12,421 --> 01:08:16,842 Let's just get the scenes in and we can fix it later. 954 01:08:17,426 --> 01:08:19,345 This is a big scene! 955 01:08:19,428 --> 01:08:21,180 We have no makeup? No AD? 956 01:08:21,263 --> 01:08:24,433 It's day for night, we're in the woods. No one will notice. 957 01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:27,853 What's important is that the monsters all come out. 958 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:31,774 Show me how you plan to block the scene so I can pass it on. 959 01:08:31,857 --> 01:08:33,943 Here's what I'm thinking. Over here. 960 01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:36,695 Those two here. 961 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:39,156 Ode, are you okay? 962 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,617 I have a bad feeling about this. 963 01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:44,995 Take it easy. This is just a movie, okay? 964 01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:48,082 Go on and work on your lines. 965 01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:58,759 -Are we all set? -Yes. 966 01:08:58,843 --> 01:09:01,262 Okay guys, this is the climax. 967 01:09:01,345 --> 01:09:03,639 You will finally see the jewel here. 968 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,767 But suddenly, the troll will arrive. 969 01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:09,270 Kate, you'll be terrified. Show me terrified. 970 01:09:09,353 --> 01:09:12,815 Good, just add another 90%. 971 01:09:12,898 --> 01:09:15,317 Then you and Ramon will face each other. 972 01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:17,069 There. 973 01:09:17,194 --> 01:09:21,323 And then you, you'll get into a fight scene. 974 01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:22,533 Okay, Director. 975 01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:26,537 Hold on a second. Don't we need to rehearse the fight scene? 976 01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:28,664 Director, just a suggestion. 977 01:09:28,747 --> 01:09:32,626 Maybe we could make it organic and improvised. 978 01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:34,086 I can do it! 979 01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:37,506 Let's just get into it, just a good old struggle, 980 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,258 no punches. 981 01:09:39,341 --> 01:09:42,052 I think those creatures are pros… 982 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,345 And realistic. 983 01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:46,348 Great, better. 984 01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:52,897 I'm sorry to be a spoilsport, but I think we need to rehearse. 985 01:09:54,064 --> 01:09:54,899 Bobby? 986 01:09:55,691 --> 01:09:57,610 Can you send her away? 987 01:09:57,693 --> 01:09:59,278 She's ruining my flow. 988 01:09:59,403 --> 01:10:01,322 She's meddling with my process 989 01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:03,824 You know me, I'm an artist. 990 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:06,368 I'm sorry, Director. 991 01:10:09,788 --> 01:10:10,623 You. 992 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:12,750 What's your problem? 993 01:10:14,418 --> 01:10:15,628 You want to know? 994 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,213 What? 995 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:21,550 I feel like something bad happened to them. 996 01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:25,137 I think the forest has taken them. 997 01:10:27,765 --> 01:10:29,183 Or what if… 998 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:32,436 What if… 999 01:10:34,563 --> 01:10:37,524 The monsters are real and they're not an effects team? 1000 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:41,820 And they're devouring us one at a time when we film them. 1001 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:45,491 You've got some imagination. You've watched way too many movies. 1002 01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:49,870 Let me talk to them, then. 1003 01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:53,290 Didn't we discuss this? I'm in charge of the effects team. 1004 01:10:53,749 --> 01:10:56,252 It was clear from the start, right? Relax. 1005 01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:00,339 Relax? 1006 01:11:02,549 --> 01:11:05,427 Okay, the director said Gina goes next. 1007 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,221 I want you to growl. 1008 01:11:08,472 --> 01:11:10,266 A little fiercer, so it's scarier. 1009 01:11:11,016 --> 01:11:12,101 One more. 1010 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,273 That's great. 1011 01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:20,693 Mariposa. You're the last to come out. 1012 01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:23,237 Main characters are always last. 1013 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:27,366 Of course, and then you and Roman will wrestle it out. 1014 01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:29,076 But it's all for show. 1015 01:11:29,159 --> 01:11:31,078 Don't hurt each other, okay? 1016 01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:44,425 Thank you for letting me handle a camera, Master Director. 1017 01:11:45,092 --> 01:11:47,052 What are you saying? You have talent. 1018 01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:50,431 What's important is that you capture the scene. 1019 01:11:51,348 --> 01:11:53,017 -Do it well. -I'll do well. 1020 01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:56,186 Remember, you play a big part here, in the budget. 1021 01:11:56,270 --> 01:11:57,271 -Okay, ready. -Budget? 1022 01:11:57,354 --> 01:12:01,108 When the creatures come, we film. 1023 01:12:01,191 --> 01:12:02,401 Yes, Director. 1024 01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:04,528 Odessa? 1025 01:12:05,487 --> 01:12:06,822 Why did you follow? 1026 01:12:06,905 --> 01:12:09,199 Are you going to feed her to us next? 1027 01:12:09,283 --> 01:12:11,410 Don't say that, she might hear you. 1028 01:12:11,493 --> 01:12:13,078 She's already so freaked out. 1029 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:15,664 She already thinks you've eaten our crew. 1030 01:12:15,748 --> 01:12:16,999 They did. 1031 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:20,586 What? They ate them? 1032 01:12:20,669 --> 01:12:22,504 Wasn't that the agreement? 1033 01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:25,299 We would star in your film and you'd feed us. 1034 01:12:26,884 --> 01:12:28,385 But you don't eat humans! 1035 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:31,847 That was then, but we finally had a taste of human flesh. 1036 01:12:33,682 --> 01:12:36,226 Stop it, Gina! He's always taken care of us! 1037 01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:38,395 -And what about the curse? -Delicious. 1038 01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,022 But it's not allowed. 1039 01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:42,858 Until somebody seizes ownership of the jewel, 1040 01:12:42,941 --> 01:12:44,693 there is no curse. 1041 01:12:54,578 --> 01:12:56,205 So you'll just eat all of them? 1042 01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:57,998 They ate Pedro. 1043 01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:07,925 No! 1044 01:13:08,008 --> 01:13:10,969 We're ready. Creatures, take position. 1045 01:13:12,179 --> 01:13:13,722 Hold on! Wait! 1046 01:13:15,933 --> 01:13:17,893 We've found the jewel. 1047 01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:21,355 Our hearts' desires will be granted. 1048 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,404 But at what cost? 1049 01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:31,448 Bobby, they're real? 1050 01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:35,911 Yeah, and you were right about them eating the crew. 1051 01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:37,871 I didn't know. 1052 01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:41,417 Odessa? 1053 01:13:42,042 --> 01:13:48,048 Karen, we need to make sacrifices to get what we want. 1054 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:50,801 Something's moving. 1055 01:13:53,178 --> 01:13:54,555 They're here! 1056 01:13:57,099 --> 01:13:58,851 You're a monster? 1057 01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:01,728 You should run. They're coming. 1058 01:14:07,025 --> 01:14:11,155 Who is trying to take the jewel? 1059 01:14:11,238 --> 01:14:13,240 Are you the guardian? 1060 01:14:13,323 --> 01:14:17,453 Karen, take it. I'll take care of her. 1061 01:14:26,503 --> 01:14:28,839 Over my dead body. 1062 01:14:33,218 --> 01:14:35,512 You monster! 1063 01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:43,228 What was that noise? 1064 01:14:49,526 --> 01:14:50,986 The curse has been broken! 1065 01:15:04,082 --> 01:15:05,375 Fuck! 1066 01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:07,628 We've slept so long! 1067 01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:19,014 Humans. 1068 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:22,434 They're eating humans! 1069 01:15:24,811 --> 01:15:26,855 We might run out of food! 1070 01:16:26,206 --> 01:16:30,627 If I'm going to die, I'm going to die doing what I love. 1071 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,422 Let's keep rolling! 1072 01:16:33,505 --> 01:16:35,048 It's do or die! 1073 01:16:36,174 --> 01:16:38,302 This is our movie now. 1074 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:05,912 Come! 1075 01:17:06,079 --> 01:17:07,289 Follow me! 1076 01:17:10,959 --> 01:17:12,210 Beautiful! 1077 01:17:12,836 --> 01:17:14,004 Come with me. 1078 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:16,548 Come with me. 1079 01:17:22,429 --> 01:17:23,805 Wait for me! 1080 01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:54,836 -Kate? -Odessa! 1081 01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:56,421 Oh, Kate. 1082 01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,508 What happened to you? 1083 01:18:02,302 --> 01:18:04,012 They're all dead! 1084 01:18:09,184 --> 01:18:12,688 That jerk Bobby B, he put us all in danger. 1085 01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,815 I don't want to die here, Odessa. 1086 01:18:14,898 --> 01:18:16,024 I won't let you. 1087 01:18:18,318 --> 01:18:19,903 I haven't even told you. 1088 01:18:20,737 --> 01:18:23,907 I don't want to die without telling you… 1089 01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:26,451 I love you. 1090 01:18:48,014 --> 01:18:48,849 Kate? 1091 01:18:49,433 --> 01:18:50,559 Kate? 1092 01:18:51,643 --> 01:18:52,769 Kate? 1093 01:18:54,020 --> 01:18:55,063 Kate? 1094 01:18:57,023 --> 01:18:59,985 Fuck you, Bobby B! 1095 01:19:01,027 --> 01:19:02,362 Motherfucker! 1096 01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:08,785 Bobby B! 1097 01:19:19,379 --> 01:19:20,922 What's this? 1098 01:19:24,384 --> 01:19:26,428 This isn't what we discussed. 1099 01:19:26,511 --> 01:19:28,346 You promised food. 1100 01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:30,140 I meant catered meals! 1101 01:19:30,223 --> 01:19:33,143 I even gave you extra rice. Wasn't that enough? 1102 01:19:33,226 --> 01:19:36,354 We eat flesh and blood. 1103 01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:38,023 We agreed on food. 1104 01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:40,525 So now, I will eat you! 1105 01:19:45,113 --> 01:19:47,157 -No! -Yes! 1106 01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,201 -I said no! -Yes! 1107 01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:17,354 You pervert! 1108 01:20:17,938 --> 01:20:20,148 What are you doing to my friend? 1109 01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:21,525 You can't do that! 1110 01:20:23,985 --> 01:20:25,111 No… 1111 01:20:26,238 --> 01:20:27,280 No! No! 1112 01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:52,639 Junjun! 1113 01:20:54,182 --> 01:20:57,060 Wait! Junjun! 1114 01:20:57,811 --> 01:20:59,187 Run, save yourselves. 1115 01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:00,522 Leave me alone. 1116 01:21:02,315 --> 01:21:03,233 Junjun! 1117 01:21:04,442 --> 01:21:07,988 It's been an honor to work with a true artist. 1118 01:21:09,573 --> 01:21:11,992 Hold on, say that again. 1119 01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:14,160 Look at the cam. 1120 01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:19,916 It's been an honor to work with a true artist. 1121 01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:22,878 Good take, Junjun! 1122 01:21:22,961 --> 01:21:24,087 Junjun! 1123 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:02,334 THIS IS THE LAST THE JEWEL'S POWER 1124 01:22:14,554 --> 01:22:15,430 Bobby B! 1125 01:22:15,513 --> 01:22:17,390 -Bobby B! You're still alive! -DMZ! 1126 01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:20,393 What are you doing with her? 1127 01:22:20,477 --> 01:22:24,147 No, she's a good one. 1128 01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:28,360 Why are you helping us? 1129 01:22:30,570 --> 01:22:33,239 Because I believe in what Pedro said, 1130 01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:35,992 about monsters and human living in harmony. 1131 01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:38,828 And this film will prove that. 1132 01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:44,584 There are more like me, and I want to show everybody. 1133 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:47,170 Just like you promised. 1134 01:22:52,258 --> 01:22:53,093 What? 1135 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:55,637 This was all your idea? 1136 01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:57,180 You knew they were monsters? 1137 01:22:58,348 --> 01:22:59,683 Don't play dumb with me! 1138 01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:03,228 Don't tell me you didn't know something strange was going on. 1139 01:23:03,353 --> 01:23:04,938 You wanted this. We wanted this. 1140 01:23:05,021 --> 01:23:06,356 We want this movie, right? 1141 01:23:06,439 --> 01:23:09,734 The movie is dead. The crew is dead! 1142 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:12,320 Our dreams are dead. 1143 01:23:14,030 --> 01:23:15,115 This is all my fault? 1144 01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:19,577 Wait. This was your story. 1145 01:23:19,661 --> 01:23:21,371 I believed in you. 1146 01:23:21,454 --> 01:23:23,415 I believed in you too. 1147 01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:27,794 You said, "Bobby B means 'Bobby Believe in me.'" 1148 01:23:28,586 --> 01:23:34,342 But, Bobby, you put us all in grave danger! 1149 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:38,263 What is this? Why are you rolling? 1150 01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:41,599 If I'm going to… 1151 01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:44,394 If I'm going to die, 1152 01:23:44,477 --> 01:23:50,859 I'm going to die letting everyone know what truly happened here. 1153 01:23:54,070 --> 01:23:55,739 Nonsense. 1154 01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:01,077 Don't be noisy. 1155 01:24:02,912 --> 01:24:04,205 They're coming. 1156 01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:08,585 Wait, I'll create a diversion. Stay here and lie low. 1157 01:24:12,213 --> 01:24:13,673 Stop that. 1158 01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:17,844 I'm the director. Only I get to say when we can cut. 1159 01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:19,637 Stop that. 1160 01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:20,847 Just quit it. 1161 01:24:21,931 --> 01:24:23,558 I said, stop it! 1162 01:24:23,641 --> 01:24:26,728 I like that. More anger. 1163 01:24:26,811 --> 01:24:28,897 I said, stop that! 1164 01:24:28,980 --> 01:24:30,648 Show them what a devil you are! 1165 01:24:30,732 --> 01:24:33,151 Do you want an action scene? Come on! 1166 01:24:33,943 --> 01:24:35,028 Action? 1167 01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:40,617 -Let's go! -Wait, wait! 1168 01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:41,868 The fuck are you doing? 1169 01:24:41,951 --> 01:24:43,536 -Checking the frame! -Ouch! 1170 01:24:55,882 --> 01:24:58,468 Wait! 1171 01:24:58,551 --> 01:24:59,969 I'm tired. 1172 01:25:00,053 --> 01:25:02,806 Didn't you want action? 1173 01:25:03,807 --> 01:25:06,726 Sleep. 1174 01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:09,938 Sleep. 1175 01:25:16,194 --> 01:25:19,114 You good-for-nothing asshole! 1176 01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:21,741 I even gave you some of Granny's ashes! 1177 01:25:21,866 --> 01:25:25,328 This could have been my breakthrough film! 1178 01:25:35,421 --> 01:25:37,841 I just produced our film. 1179 01:25:37,924 --> 01:25:39,467 Isn't that what you wanted? 1180 01:25:53,356 --> 01:25:55,692 I just wanted to make a film. 1181 01:25:57,527 --> 01:25:59,529 I never wanted people to die. 1182 01:26:02,740 --> 01:26:04,117 Odessa… 1183 01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:06,661 Odessa's gone. 1184 01:26:09,956 --> 01:26:11,374 I'm sorry, Bobby B. 1185 01:26:15,879 --> 01:26:17,172 I'm sorry too. 1186 01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:26,598 I'll blow you. 1187 01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:39,485 You really didn't know? 1188 01:26:42,363 --> 01:26:46,784 To be honest, I had a hunch the monsters were real, 1189 01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:50,830 but I trusted that you knew what you were doing. 1190 01:26:55,543 --> 01:26:58,922 Dawn's about to break. We'll be safe. 1191 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:02,175 They aren't vampires. 1192 01:27:02,258 --> 01:27:04,135 The sun doesn't kill them. 1193 01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:10,266 Oh, so what can we do? 1194 01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:16,689 My granny said one can use salt, garlic, ash… 1195 01:27:19,609 --> 01:27:20,985 Your granny's ashes? 1196 01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:24,489 I left it at the campsite. 1197 01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:28,368 Wait, here! 1198 01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:35,458 That's too little. You'll only kill an elf with that. 1199 01:27:38,586 --> 01:27:40,713 If we could find that jewel. 1200 01:27:41,422 --> 01:27:45,134 Pedro didn't give me anything except this. 1201 01:27:47,804 --> 01:27:50,139 This is his enchanted handkerchief. 1202 01:27:52,475 --> 01:27:53,935 You know how to use that? 1203 01:27:56,604 --> 01:27:58,106 Turn around. 1204 01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:02,860 My grandma taught me this. 1205 01:28:04,237 --> 01:28:06,781 If the stories are real, this should work. 1206 01:28:24,465 --> 01:28:25,967 It worked! 1207 01:28:28,970 --> 01:28:30,054 Get it! 1208 01:28:30,763 --> 01:28:32,932 This is yours! Pedro gave it to you. 1209 01:28:33,016 --> 01:28:35,560 It means you're its rightful heir. 1210 01:28:49,449 --> 01:28:51,326 This means we get to wish. 1211 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:54,120 We can get out of here. 1212 01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:08,509 Bobby B! 1213 01:29:09,385 --> 01:29:10,678 Bobby B! 1214 01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:17,560 The jewel. 1215 01:31:23,644 --> 01:31:25,897 Bobby B! 1216 01:31:27,023 --> 01:31:30,401 Wake up! Bobby B! 1217 01:31:31,527 --> 01:31:34,405 Bobby B, how will I finish my film now? 1218 01:31:34,488 --> 01:31:35,781 Bobby B! 1219 01:31:35,865 --> 01:31:38,576 How will our dreams come true? 1220 01:31:38,659 --> 01:31:39,952 Bobby B? 1221 01:31:42,163 --> 01:31:44,874 How do you do this? Where do I… 1222 01:31:44,957 --> 01:31:46,334 What the hell? 1223 01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:15,196 I don't know what I'm doing! 1224 01:32:15,655 --> 01:32:18,115 Bobby B! 1225 01:32:20,576 --> 01:32:23,120 Bobby B! 1226 01:32:33,089 --> 01:32:33,965 The jewel! 1227 01:32:35,841 --> 01:32:40,513 Jewel, if you're real, bring my friend back from the dead! 1228 01:32:40,596 --> 01:32:42,390 Bring him back to life! 1229 01:32:42,974 --> 01:32:44,600 Bring him back to life! 1230 01:32:46,477 --> 01:32:48,562 Make him live! 1231 01:33:04,495 --> 01:33:05,997 He has the jewel! 1232 01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:12,003 Bobby B! 1233 01:33:13,045 --> 01:33:14,297 You're alive! 1234 01:33:15,131 --> 01:33:17,425 You're alive! Bobby B! 1235 01:33:17,508 --> 01:33:19,468 I asked the jewel to make you live. 1236 01:33:19,552 --> 01:33:24,223 You're our only hope of getting out of here, Bobby B. 1237 01:33:24,807 --> 01:33:26,392 Wish for us to get out of here. 1238 01:33:26,475 --> 01:33:28,394 Don't bring back the curse! 1239 01:33:28,477 --> 01:33:30,521 -Bobby, hurry up! -Okay! 1240 01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:33,107 -Make a wish! Get us out! -Okay! 1241 01:33:33,190 --> 01:33:35,192 I want to win an Oskar! 1242 01:33:35,735 --> 01:33:36,736 What? 1243 01:33:39,113 --> 01:33:41,490 REALLY THE LAST THE MAGIC OF CINEMA 1244 01:33:43,492 --> 01:33:44,535 Wait a minute. 1245 01:33:45,161 --> 01:33:46,787 Where are you taking us? 1246 01:33:47,496 --> 01:33:51,292 Father, I know you always wanted liver. 1247 01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:54,128 Eat them. 1248 01:34:07,016 --> 01:34:09,560 Why is it stopping me? 1249 01:34:09,643 --> 01:34:11,979 Because we have a deal, see? 1250 01:34:12,980 --> 01:34:14,482 WE HAVE A DEAL 1251 01:34:17,610 --> 01:34:22,448 How will we know if we've eaten enough? 1252 01:34:22,573 --> 01:34:25,576 How many times did you come out in the film? 1253 01:34:27,703 --> 01:34:31,082 We don't know. Maybe the jewel knows. 1254 01:34:31,624 --> 01:34:33,376 Answer his question. 1255 01:34:41,467 --> 01:34:43,594 Why isn't anything happening? 1256 01:34:43,677 --> 01:34:45,221 Chill! 1257 01:34:46,055 --> 01:34:48,224 I thought of another way. 1258 01:34:49,058 --> 01:34:53,312 But after this, we're quits. Let us go. 1259 01:34:57,108 --> 01:34:58,067 It reeks. 1260 01:35:38,607 --> 01:35:41,193 Your cell phone is there. 1261 01:35:41,277 --> 01:35:42,445 Leave it. 1262 01:35:45,239 --> 01:35:46,907 Are you ready? 1263 01:35:52,037 --> 01:35:53,539 I'm scared, Sir Ben. 1264 01:35:55,249 --> 01:35:58,919 Karen, just a little longer. 1265 01:35:59,003 --> 01:36:01,338 It won't be longer, Karen. 1266 01:36:13,726 --> 01:36:17,480 We should put an end to this and go home. 1267 01:36:18,564 --> 01:36:21,025 This isn't part of the documentary anymore. 1268 01:36:22,193 --> 01:36:24,570 No story is worth dying for. 1269 01:36:24,653 --> 01:36:26,322 Can you use your brains? 1270 01:36:26,405 --> 01:36:29,325 If the elementals and creatures were real, 1271 01:36:29,909 --> 01:36:32,745 it only proves that the jewel and its power is real! 1272 01:36:33,162 --> 01:36:36,040 It will give our heart's desire. 1273 01:36:36,832 --> 01:36:38,125 Something's moving. 1274 01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:41,670 They're here! 1275 01:36:44,256 --> 01:36:46,050 You're a monster? 1276 01:36:46,133 --> 01:36:48,636 Run! They're coming! 1277 01:36:48,969 --> 01:36:52,640 Who is trying to steal the jewel? 1278 01:36:52,723 --> 01:36:57,144 If I'm going to die, I'm going to die doing what I love. 1279 01:36:58,187 --> 01:36:59,605 Let's keep rolling! 1280 01:36:59,980 --> 01:37:01,482 It's do or die! 1281 01:37:02,650 --> 01:37:04,652 This is our movie now. 1282 01:37:10,574 --> 01:37:12,785 Let's go, over here! 1283 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:23,504 Jewel, if you're real, bring my friend back from the dead! 1284 01:37:23,587 --> 01:37:25,965 Bring Bobby B back to life! 1285 01:37:26,048 --> 01:37:28,467 Bring him back to life! 1286 01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:31,887 Bring him back to life! 1287 01:37:31,971 --> 01:37:34,932 Bobby B, how will our dreams come true? 1288 01:37:35,641 --> 01:37:36,850 Bobby B! 1289 01:37:41,689 --> 01:37:46,485 Bobby B! I'm not playing around, Bobby B! 1290 01:38:22,980 --> 01:38:27,443 I've never had a standing ovation my whole life until just now. 1291 01:38:28,611 --> 01:38:32,323 Considering that was a raw and rough edit. 1292 01:38:34,408 --> 01:38:35,534 Thank you. 1293 01:38:36,076 --> 01:38:40,581 I counted how many of us appeared in your film. 1294 01:38:41,707 --> 01:38:43,208 Thirteen. 1295 01:38:47,046 --> 01:38:49,089 That's also my count. 1296 01:38:49,173 --> 01:38:52,134 And we've only had twelve. 1297 01:38:53,510 --> 01:38:58,265 Which means we need one more. 1298 01:38:59,767 --> 01:39:02,436 One of you needs to make a sacrifice. 1299 01:39:22,998 --> 01:39:24,333 Bobby B… 1300 01:39:28,212 --> 01:39:29,922 You should make a sacrifice. 1301 01:39:33,467 --> 01:39:37,596 You had the chance to reactivate the curse, 1302 01:39:38,347 --> 01:39:40,140 but what did you wish for? 1303 01:39:42,017 --> 01:39:44,269 I wished for our dreams to come true. 1304 01:39:45,187 --> 01:39:47,898 What's the use if we'll die anyway? 1305 01:39:47,981 --> 01:39:51,527 That's why you need to sacrifice yourself. Because I'm the producer. 1306 01:39:51,610 --> 01:39:54,530 I'm the director. I'm still going to edit. 1307 01:39:55,364 --> 01:39:58,242 Edit… I can edit it. 1308 01:39:58,992 --> 01:40:01,578 But this was my vision, I created this. 1309 01:40:01,704 --> 01:40:04,665 Do you think I'll just let you have your way with it? 1310 01:40:05,207 --> 01:40:07,418 This film belongs to us both. 1311 01:40:07,543 --> 01:40:11,130 You yourself said that you'd die for this film. 1312 01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:13,424 But this was all your fault. 1313 01:40:13,507 --> 01:40:15,426 So it's you who should die. 1314 01:40:16,510 --> 01:40:22,391 Okay, so what if I die and my wish dies with me? 1315 01:40:22,474 --> 01:40:23,934 Then it was all for nothing. 1316 01:40:25,185 --> 01:40:29,898 I became a director to succeed not through magic, 1317 01:40:30,399 --> 01:40:32,651 but through my talent. 1318 01:40:33,235 --> 01:40:34,695 Your talent? 1319 01:40:34,778 --> 01:40:36,447 I'm the producer. 1320 01:40:36,572 --> 01:40:39,241 None of this would have happened without me. 1321 01:40:39,366 --> 01:40:40,701 Exactly my point. 1322 01:40:40,784 --> 01:40:44,621 None of this would have happened if not for you. 1323 01:40:44,705 --> 01:40:46,248 You're to blame. 1324 01:40:49,418 --> 01:40:50,753 You know what? 1325 01:40:51,795 --> 01:40:54,465 I thought we were friends. 1326 01:40:55,340 --> 01:40:59,553 I wished for your life back. How dare you do this to me in return? 1327 01:41:07,519 --> 01:41:09,730 You know what, life is all luck. 1328 01:41:12,524 --> 01:41:14,860 Why don't we let luck decide? 1329 01:41:19,114 --> 01:41:20,115 Fine. 1330 01:41:22,326 --> 01:41:23,243 Fine. 1331 01:41:31,543 --> 01:41:32,461 Wait a sec. 1332 01:41:50,562 --> 01:41:53,732 And the Oskar Award for the Best International Film goes to… 1333 01:41:53,816 --> 01:41:55,234 The True Evil Creatures, 1334 01:41:55,317 --> 01:41:58,529 produced by Bobby B and Directed by Danny M. Zallian. 1335 01:41:59,154 --> 01:42:02,866 First of all, I would like to thank my friends. 1336 01:42:03,450 --> 01:42:07,704 My friends and my collaborators. 1337 01:42:08,288 --> 01:42:12,417 Without them, I wouldn't be able to make this film. 1338 01:42:13,001 --> 01:42:15,921 Thank you for your sacrifices. 1339 01:42:17,130 --> 01:42:23,387 And I want to thank my granny. 1340 01:42:24,847 --> 01:42:27,391 Granny, thank you. 1341 01:42:27,474 --> 01:42:31,395 If not for you, your stories, 1342 01:42:31,478 --> 01:42:33,647 this film wouldn't have been made. 1343 01:42:35,566 --> 01:42:37,109 And, of course, 1344 01:42:37,192 --> 01:42:44,032 I would like to give my special thanks to my producer, 1345 01:42:45,701 --> 01:42:47,077 Bobby B. 1346 01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:51,081 Thank you so much, brother. 1347 01:42:51,874 --> 01:42:53,625 If not for you, 1348 01:42:54,459 --> 01:42:56,420 this film wouldn't exist. 1349 01:42:57,337 --> 01:43:00,173 Thank you, no matter where you are. 1350 01:43:06,388 --> 01:43:07,514 There he is. 1351 01:43:08,140 --> 01:43:09,892 Yes, I'm here. 1352 01:43:09,975 --> 01:43:12,394 Sorry for the technical difficulties. 1353 01:43:12,477 --> 01:43:15,689 The Internet in my country is a little bad. 1354 01:43:16,565 --> 01:43:17,774 But thank you! 1355 01:43:18,692 --> 01:43:21,236 Thank you to my director, DMZ! 1356 01:43:23,614 --> 01:43:25,532 This is a dream come true. 1357 01:43:26,575 --> 01:43:29,953 You know I used to have a fake one. 1358 01:43:31,163 --> 01:43:32,831 Now I have this one. 1359 01:43:33,957 --> 01:43:37,753 This proves that movies can actually change the world. 1360 01:43:39,212 --> 01:43:40,547 It changed mine. 1361 01:43:43,467 --> 01:43:44,593 Thank you. 1362 01:44:02,569 --> 01:44:03,695 One more go. 1363 01:44:05,405 --> 01:44:06,782 Someone's calling! 1364 01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:17,459 Hello, boss? 1365 01:44:17,584 --> 01:44:19,962 Where's my son? I'm heading over! 1366 01:44:20,045 --> 01:44:23,131 He used my money to fund that film! 1367 01:44:23,215 --> 01:44:26,134 I have a right to show up on your set! 1368 01:44:27,844 --> 01:44:29,221 Are you sure? 1369 01:44:29,304 --> 01:44:30,639 Do or die? 1370 01:44:55,539 --> 01:44:56,456 Fuck! 1371 01:45:05,841 --> 01:45:09,302 "Dear boss, take a hit of this if you want to find us." 1372 01:45:09,386 --> 01:45:11,263 "Sincerely, Bobby B." 1373 01:45:59,603 --> 01:46:03,815 What the fuck is this? 1374 01:46:04,983 --> 01:46:06,568 Move over, Bobby B. 1375 01:46:06,651 --> 01:46:07,903 This is art. 1376 01:46:09,529 --> 01:46:10,739 Rolling! 1377 01:46:10,822 --> 01:46:13,492 In five, four, three, two… 1378 01:46:13,575 --> 01:46:14,451 Hey! 1379 01:46:15,077 --> 01:46:16,244 Action! 1380 01:46:17,120 --> 01:46:20,082 For the glory of cinema! 1381 01:46:33,095 --> 01:46:34,054 Cut! 1382 01:46:34,137 --> 01:46:40,685 THE OSKAR FANTASY 86984