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- Thanks, Eddie.
- Thanks, Ed.
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You're welcome. My pleasure.
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You know, you could have
breakfast with me every day
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- of the week if you wanted.
- I know.
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So, you wanna talk
about the Yanks?
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- I need a quote.
- Yeah, so...
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You should look at people
when they're talkin' to you.
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No, it's better
this way. Trust me.
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- Why?
- 'Cause you're so fuckin' hot
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I can't look at you and
focus at the same time.
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- Uh-oh.
- Which sucks because
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I just wanna let you in so bad.
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You've really got
those walls up.
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Look, I've made mistakes
in the past, okay?
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I show myself to people too
quickly then I get hurt.
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- Try, for me.
- All right, but you look
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like that so don't be surprised
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if I look like I wanna
be underneath ya.
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- I'll try to conceal it.
- Oh, my God.
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- I need a quote.
- You ever look at someone,
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they look so good you
just wanna go, "No way!"
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- No.
- You never had that?
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You look at someone, you
just wanna go, "All right!"
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- The Soo Hunt...
- Oh, I tell the boys,
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the sexiest thing about
ya is your mind and
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here I am breaking a sweat
'cause I can see your bra's
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- a non-traditional colour.
- Yeah, what else
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- do ya tell 'em?
- I just tell 'em how much
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you challenge me and make
me curious with your ideas.
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- Do ya?
- You know, I've never had
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someone expand my
horizons like this.
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I don't know what
do to with you, man.
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Laura, it's taken me a lifetime
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- but I finally feel alive.
- I'm not gonna get
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my quote, am I?
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Gimme a shot, Mohr.
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Text me something.
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What do you really say about me?
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- I'll never tell.
- I'm a journalist,
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I'll keep asking.
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You're smart, capable,
rational, dependable,
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outgoing, kind, consistent,
you're a leader.
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And you smell so fuckin' good.
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Yeah?
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Quote me.
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Let's pump some blood
into those pipes here, boys!
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Let's go now! Let's
do some Arnold press.
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What's with the half
reps? Goblet squats, eh?
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Ever try a goblet
squat hell set?
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Let's do some power bombs!
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Maybe if you did a
couple more calf raises
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you'd win a foot race.
You ever try a Swiss ball
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wall squat? Let's do
some renegade rows.
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Cross body hammer curls, eh?
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Come talk to me if you really
wanna fill those bis up
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with blood. I think
you mean hypertrophy,
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ya fuckin' idiot. Maybe
if you did a couple more
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wrist curls you'd win a face-off.
Let's do some skull crushers.
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Let's do some widow makers.
Let's do some Zottman curls.
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Bulgarian split squats, eh?
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You ever try a
Bulgarian glute smash?
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Put a sweater on, Fish!
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Tight clothes at the
gym's for broads.
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Let's do some wood chops.
Cable rope pushdowns, eh?
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Come talk to me if you
really wanna fill those tris
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up with blood. Whadda
ya think, drop sets?
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Power rack's that way. First
one to leave, eh, Fish?
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Maybe if ya did a
couple more supersets
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you'd still be
tuckin' one a game.
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Don't forget the
cooldown here, boys.
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Let's everybody
cool down here now.
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Shoresy, Nat wants to see us.
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Fer what? I dunno.
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- Frankie?
- Yeah.
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Huh?
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That's embarrassing.
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Don't shoot the messenger.
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I don't like this, my guy.
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It's not for you
to like, Sanguinet.
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Fuckin' Frankie gets
his own calendar?
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- Frankie is...
- Huh?
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- Frankie is in demand.
- Stop yelling, dude.
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- Who needs a calendar anymore?
- This is the north.
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People have a shed,
people have a shop.
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You all got jacked so
it just made sense.
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- To what?
- To exploit you, slut.
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I gotta... I need
a ride uptown.
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- Why?
- Because if JJ Frito JJ
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gets his own calendar,
I'm gonna throw myself
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- in front of a bus.
- I'll drive.
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Do we really need
another calendar?
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If we wanna host the
National Senior Tournament
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we need to show them 50K.
It's their way of ensuring
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the tournament won't get
cancelled again due to
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- lack of funding.
- How much do we have now?
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- Twenty.
- We need Frankie focused
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- on the Yanks.
- You're right, Shoresy.
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We need everyone focused
on the final three games
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if we want that record.
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So, what are those sluts
doing right now? Focusing?
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I'll get 'em focused.
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They'll need it
for the Soo Hunt.
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We'll beat the Yanks!
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Frankie has the most
goals in the NOSHO.
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Frankie's on top of the world.
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I'm not concerned with
his focus. Overly.
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And we'll only need
them for the afternoon.
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- So dumb!
- I've heard rumblings
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about Frankie's
following post-calendar,
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but is it really like that big?
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Why do you think we have
so many bums in seats?
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'Cause we're on
a 21-game heater!
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Uh... these guys aren't
here for the W's.
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What guys?
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Do you know what a bear is?
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- A bear?
- Yeah, do...
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- Huh?
- What's a bear, Shoresy?
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Fuckin' Yogi,
Paddington, and Pooh.
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- The other kind.
- Gummy?
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You don't know much about
the gay community, do you?
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- Me?
- Oh, my God.
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Why would I know anything
about the gay community?
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Fuckin' honey
dickin' broads only.
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- My guy.
- Fuckin' honey dickin'
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- only broads.
- Same.
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In the gay community,
a bear is a larger,
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often hairier, man who projects
an image of rugged masculinity.
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Why would she be talking
about gummy bears?
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Frankie being a
larger, hairier man
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has garnered the attention
of the Sudbury gay community
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who are offering a
large sum of money
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for a calendar
exclusively of Frankie.
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- This can divide the room.
- No, it won't.
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Hockey players are competitive.
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Fuckin' the entire team
strips down and greases up
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and all gay dudes
want is Frankie?
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Read it and weep.
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What can the rest
of the boys do?
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Could suck their dicks, Shorey.
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They only want Frankie.
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I told ya this calendar'd
bite us in the ass, Nat.
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Don't know what
to tell ya, dude.
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You just weren't sexy enough.
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What's all this?
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We
weren't sexy enough.
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Settle down.
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Well you're some
crooked aren't ya, b'y?
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- I was more talkin' to Hitch.
- B'ys he's right rotted, he is.
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Like, Dolo, if anything, I
would have thought that you'd
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be the one the gay guys
wanted from the calendar.
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- True.
- My guy, is it really
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that big a deal Frankie
gets his own calendar?
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- Well, Sanger, look at him.
- Yeah.
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- Now look at him.
- Settle down.
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- Even him a little bit.
- Okay.
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Now look at him.
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Yeah.
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Oh, it's just gays were
saying how gay you looked
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- in the calendar, Frankie.
- Huh?
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Ain't no one tell ya
how gay ya looked?
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Let's let Frankie have
his day with the gays.
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You ever been to Provincetown?
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Well ya best come out
de other end of 'er.
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- San Fran's a dump.
- Nice band tee.
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- I Mother Earth, eh, Hitch?
- Pamsky!
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- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- "Scenery and Fish"
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might be the best Canadian
record of the genre, or the era.
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No, it's Rusty, "Fluke".
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Honourable mention, Sloan,
"One Chord to Another"?
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Oh, so we're just gonna
stand here and then pretend
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that "Jagged Little
Pill" never happened.
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Pam, you wanna come over
some time, play some tunes?
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I know what sluts
listen to, Hitch.
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You know, I could let this
bother me but I'm not gonna.
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- There you go, my man.
- 'Cause we gotta focus on the Yanks.
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Let's get focused in here, boys.
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Everybody focusin' in here now.
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Let's get on the go!
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Enough about the calendar,
boys, let's get focused!
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Not one more word about it.
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That calendar's gonna
follow you around for the rest
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of your life, you dumb fuck!
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Where'd it all go
wrong, Shoresy?
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Well, it's the good
thing about reffing
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your beer league,
boys, at least I see
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it can get much worse.
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Yeah, did ya tuck your
dick back between your legs
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- for that, too?
- Doesn't matter, Cory,
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your mom will still
find a way to grab it.
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Don't worry, bud. Your
spray tan mid-December
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in Northern Ontario
didn't stand out at all.
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- Glad to hear, Liam!
- Don't worry,
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no one's calling
ya Jersey Shoresy.
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Did it get weird at all,
havin' one of the boys
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- grease you up?
- Nope.
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No? Didn't think,
what have I been doing
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with broads all these
years? This is terrific.
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Well, it's only gay
if you get hard.
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- Oh yeah?
- Isn't that what you told me, Cor?
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- What?
- Hey, didn't you tell me
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if you keep your socks
on, it's not gay?
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- Something like that?
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Dogshit call.
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- Fuck you.
- The Yanks are comin'
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- for that record, Shoresy.
- Liam can you just hurry up
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and finish this game? Your
mom's still waiting for me
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to come back with
a warm, wet towel.
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- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Liam!
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Your mom carved her
initials into my bedframe.
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How am I supposed to
explain that to Cory's mom?
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- Fuck you, Shoresy!
- Fuck you, Cory!
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Your mom's texts are so
full of spelling mistakes
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I can barely figure out what
time she wants me to come over.
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- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Liam, did you know your mom
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calls her mitt her wet wallet?
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- Fuck you!
- Boys, just tell your moms
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to leave me alone.
I'm not gettin'
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matching tattoos with them.
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Hope the Yanks fuckin'
toss you, Shoresy!
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Not worried
about the Yanks, boys.
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I'm worried about
the Yanks, boys.
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Nat, you're a wee bit up
my ass about the Yanks.
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They've been right
there with us all year.
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- They're big, they're fast.
- They battle.
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- They love scoring goals.
- We're bigger. We're faster.
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We're 3-0 against 'em.
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Don't count your chickens, slut.
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They're skilled but
they're scrappy, too.
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They get into those dirty areas,
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- they dig those pucks out.
- They muck it up.
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They fucking love scoring goals.
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Sounds like one of 'em
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might've given ya's
a good twattin'.
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But it's not their
skill I'm worried about.
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It's their will.
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Sure, the Euros are gonna
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take it the odd time,
but the real battle
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for hockey supremacy,
best versus best,
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is between the Americans
and the Canadians.
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The men's game,
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the women's game,
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kids.
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Canada's the best
country at hockey.
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But the Yanks are right there.
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I think one of 'em got
Nat right in the twat.
246
00:09:01,016 --> 00:09:02,685
Americans have to be
the best at everything.
247
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- They're obsessed with it.
- And we're the only thing
248
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standing in the way from
them being the best at this.
249
00:09:06,355 --> 00:09:09,290
Which brings us to my
point of apprehension.
250
00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:11,426
They wanna be the
best fuckin' bad.
251
00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:13,261
First, they started
sending their kids
252
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to hockey schools up here. Get
their players on our level.
253
00:09:16,332 --> 00:09:19,167
Now the programs are just as
good down there. Some better.
254
00:09:19,168 --> 00:09:21,269
I oughta wash
your mouth out with soap!
255
00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,138
Shattuck, the
National Development Program,
256
00:09:23,138 --> 00:09:26,107
Total Package Hockey. The
average American player
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00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,142
is just as good as the
average Canadian now.
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- Some better.
- Well, Notre Dame
259
00:09:30,045 --> 00:09:31,412
and Sasky made Wendel Clark.
260
00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:33,014
They'll never make
one of him down south.
261
00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:35,717
May never make one of
him again. Anywhere.
262
00:09:35,718 --> 00:09:37,051
Ain't that sum'in.
263
00:09:37,052 --> 00:09:39,621
I can't even say
Wendel's name without...
264
00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:40,955
gettin' a bit choked up.
265
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,957
- I've got a Kleenex.
- Use your tampon, Shoresy.
266
00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:46,294
- Fuck you, Ziig! You fuckin'...
- There's pride on the line.
267
00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,929
Yeah, you're fuckin'
right there is!
268
00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:49,430
Our boys have focus issues.
269
00:09:49,431 --> 00:09:51,432
Well, it's senior
whale shit hockey.
270
00:09:51,433 --> 00:09:52,934
Senior Triple A.
271
00:09:52,935 --> 00:09:54,602
Kee-he-he-he!
272
00:09:54,603 --> 00:09:56,871
The Soo Hunt will be
coming land, sea, and air.
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00:09:56,872 --> 00:09:58,406
I want that fuckin' record, Nat!
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00:09:58,407 --> 00:10:00,041
If we lose it with
three games left...
275
00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:03,045
- We'll never lose again.
- Good.
276
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,947
Yo, why are the
Jims always late?
277
00:10:08,283 --> 00:10:11,719
What Manitoba town is famous
for guided polar bear tours?
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00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,287
Churchill.
279
00:10:13,288 --> 00:10:15,723
What is the tallest
mountain in Canada?
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00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:17,558
Mount Logan.
281
00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:20,028
Danny Wolfe and
his brother Richard founded
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00:10:20,029 --> 00:10:22,163
this Native gang in
north-end Winnipeg.
283
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,098
The Indian Posse.
284
00:10:24,099 --> 00:10:26,701
What town in Prince
Edward Island is also the name
285
00:10:26,702 --> 00:10:28,069
of a brand of french fries?
286
00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:30,204
Cavendish.
287
00:10:30,205 --> 00:10:32,674
What is the official
flower of Saskatchewan?
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00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,676
Western Red Lily.
289
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,811
What is the
Alberta birthplace
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00:10:36,812 --> 00:10:37,945
of singer Joni Mitchell?
291
00:10:37,946 --> 00:10:40,415
Fort MacLeod.
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00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:42,250
This British
Columbia archipelago
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consists of Graham Island
and Moresby Island.
294
00:10:44,887 --> 00:10:46,521
Haida Gwaii.
295
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,556
Who has the
second most all-time points
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00:10:48,557 --> 00:10:51,125
among Canadian-born
NHL hockey players?
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00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:52,660
Mark Messier.
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00:10:52,661 --> 00:10:54,796
This Nunavut
town is the northernmost
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00:10:54,797 --> 00:10:56,597
continually inhabited
place on earth.
300
00:10:56,598 --> 00:10:58,634
Alert.
301
00:10:59,668 --> 00:11:01,103
Hey guys, wanna go to Kinhao?
302
00:11:01,637 --> 00:11:04,973
Huh? Let's get some
fuckin' seafood udon.
303
00:11:12,815 --> 00:11:14,483
Did you have two
of 'em in there?
304
00:11:15,084 --> 00:11:16,518
Fuckin' right!
305
00:11:17,086 --> 00:11:18,586
Fuckin' right!
306
00:11:18,587 --> 00:11:20,088
Settle down.
307
00:11:20,089 --> 00:11:21,757
But they're not gonna
be here tomorrow.
308
00:11:22,524 --> 00:11:24,493
Well, it's gonna be pretty
tough to focus on the Yanks
309
00:11:24,493 --> 00:11:26,160
when you're lookin' at boobies.
310
00:11:26,161 --> 00:11:27,730
Like, it's no wonder
you never have any legs
311
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,932
in the third, you already played
a period between the sheets.
312
00:11:29,932 --> 00:11:31,666
Let's get some focus
goin' in here, boys.
313
00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,602
Let's have some
focus in here now!
314
00:11:42,544 --> 00:11:44,779
Did you have two of
'em in there, too?
315
00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:47,181
- Wanna go to Buzzy Brown's?
- Fuckin' right!
316
00:11:47,182 --> 00:11:48,783
The chicken wings
are unbelievable.
317
00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:50,052
Yew-hew!
318
00:11:51,386 --> 00:11:53,521
- What're ya at?
- What are you doin'?
319
00:11:53,522 --> 00:11:55,423
Lard Jeezus, b'y, de
b'ys both had two girls
320
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,059
- where they're to.
- What were you doin' in there?
321
00:11:57,059 --> 00:11:59,361
- Huh?
- I was just listenin'.
322
00:12:00,362 --> 00:12:01,964
Well, I was bein' real
quiet so you wouldn't
323
00:12:01,964 --> 00:12:04,232
know where I was to. I'm
real proud o' ya, though,
324
00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:05,901
for doin' so good
as what you did.
325
00:12:08,137 --> 00:12:09,704
Ah no, she don't even
know me name, b'y.
326
00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:11,340
Lookin' for sum'in a
little deeper than that.
327
00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:13,674
- Let's have some toast.
- Let's just...
328
00:12:13,675 --> 00:12:15,610
get it outta your systems now.
329
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,912
It's gonna be pretty tough
to focus on the Yanks
330
00:12:17,913 --> 00:12:19,548
when we're looking at...
331
00:12:24,186 --> 00:12:25,686
vergina.
332
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,429
You're on
the clock, slut.
333
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,330
Does he look gay enough?
334
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:38,432
I dunno. Does he look
gay enough, Ziig?
335
00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:40,501
The bears think he looks
good and gay naturally.
336
00:12:40,502 --> 00:12:41,836
I don't think we
should coach him.
337
00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:46,008
Who's that?
338
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:49,178
Oui, allo, Lysandre Nadeau.
339
00:12:54,349 --> 00:12:55,850
Who's that?
340
00:12:55,851 --> 00:12:57,952
That is Rêve.
341
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,224
How does he do it?
342
00:13:03,225 --> 00:13:05,360
The Quebecois
stand by their own.
343
00:13:06,028 --> 00:13:07,696
He's fucking up again.
344
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:09,997
Frankie!
345
00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:22,143
Fuck. What?
346
00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:23,512
Shoresy.
347
00:13:25,214 --> 00:13:26,581
- Hey, Fish!
- Shoresy.
348
00:13:26,582 --> 00:13:28,249
- You guys on a date?
- First date.
349
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,417
- Nice!
- Yep.
350
00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:30,551
- Yeah.
- Yep.
351
00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:32,486
What the fuck do you
think you're doin'?
352
00:13:32,487 --> 00:13:33,654
- What? What?
- Huh?
353
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,123
Well, you stopped
scorin' a goal a game
354
00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:36,658
but you got lots of
time for chit-chats.
355
00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:38,426
- Are you serious?
- Wish I had more time
356
00:13:38,427 --> 00:13:40,696
- for chit-chats.
- Shoresy, I'm third on the team in points.
357
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,396
Oh yeah? How many'd
ya score last game?
358
00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:43,731
- Zero. Zero.
- Huh?
359
00:13:43,732 --> 00:13:48,135
- And the game before that?
- Zero.
360
00:13:48,136 --> 00:13:50,004
But ya got lots of
time for chit-chats!
361
00:13:50,005 --> 00:13:52,106
- How's Goody?
- What happened to senior
362
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:53,207
whale shit hockey?
363
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,475
It used to be
364
00:13:54,476 --> 00:13:56,011
senior whale shit hockey.
365
00:13:57,079 --> 00:13:58,946
Now it's somethin' different.
366
00:13:58,947 --> 00:14:01,315
Now we have a chance
to do something
367
00:14:01,316 --> 00:14:02,717
that's never been done before.
368
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,385
Think about it, Fish!
369
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,921
You wanna be the best team
in the league this year,
370
00:14:06,922 --> 00:14:09,758
or do you wanna be the best
team in the league, ever?
371
00:14:11,994 --> 00:14:13,695
Yeah.
372
00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:17,064
What the fuck 're you doin'?
373
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,299
- What?
- Huh?
374
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,134
- I'm eating a panini.
- By yourself?
375
00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:21,869
- Yeah.
- In the middle of the afternoon?
376
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:24,038
- Is that not okay?
- Well, depends who you ask.
377
00:14:24,039 --> 00:14:25,973
- What do you mean?
- Well, if it was me sittin'
378
00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:27,843
there eatin' solo paninis in
the middle of the afternoon,
379
00:14:27,843 --> 00:14:29,176
I might be a little bit worried.
380
00:14:29,177 --> 00:14:31,279
- Worried about what?
- That I'm a fuckin' loser!
381
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,547
For Chr... Shoulda
just got this to go.
382
00:14:33,548 --> 00:14:36,184
Well, you'd still be by
yourself eatin' paninis.
383
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,055
- I see.
- Got a dip?
384
00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:42,057
Let's go!
385
00:14:45,027 --> 00:14:46,795
- I'll tell ya what, Shoresy?
- That's all right.
386
00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:49,230
Just so you know, people are
sayin' you're acting weird.
387
00:14:49,231 --> 00:14:51,799
- What do you say?
- Goalies are always weird!
388
00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:03,845
You're right, Shoresy.
You know, solo paninis
389
00:15:03,845 --> 00:15:05,380
in the middle of the
afternoon is a bad...
390
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,915
Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
391
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,117
They're in a day early, huh?
392
00:15:09,851 --> 00:15:12,387
It's a bit overkill. It's
senior whale shit hockey.
393
00:15:13,322 --> 00:15:14,855
Not to them, it isn't.
394
00:15:14,856 --> 00:15:17,024
To these dudes, this is it.
395
00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:18,260
The fuck
are they doin'?
396
00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:19,527
- Peak perfor...
- Huh?
397
00:15:19,528 --> 00:15:21,228
- Peak performance imagery.
- What?
398
00:15:21,229 --> 00:15:24,131
Visualization, my dude.
Gettin' mentally prepared.
399
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,434
I told you they'd be
coming land, sea, and air.
400
00:15:26,435 --> 00:15:27,668
Simmer down.
401
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:30,004
So, while our guys are out
there thinking about ass
402
00:15:30,005 --> 00:15:32,306
- and Reach For The Top...
- Goody loves chicken.
403
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,477
The Soo Hunt are here.
Thinking about beating us.
404
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:50,624
Get a life.
405
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:51,760
See anyone you don't recognize?
406
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,995
Well, I see three
guys I've never seen
407
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,896
with the Soo Hunt before
408
00:15:55,897 --> 00:15:57,798
and I recognize
all three of 'em.
409
00:15:57,799 --> 00:15:59,233
Yep, they loaded up.
410
00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:01,602
- Is that Matt Delaney?
- That's him.
411
00:16:01,603 --> 00:16:04,071
First round pick. Three
years in the show,
412
00:16:04,072 --> 00:16:06,173
three stints in the
Players Assistance Program.
413
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,675
Do
we know what for?
414
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,110
Yep.
415
00:16:09,111 --> 00:16:10,879
That's Brady Schnurr.
416
00:16:11,613 --> 00:16:14,015
1,000 games in the
show. Another couple hundred
417
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,916
in the minors,
and now he's here.
418
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:19,120
- Hang 'em up.
- Veteran presence.
419
00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:20,589
Dale Palmer.
420
00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:22,924
Could see
that guy from the moon.
421
00:16:22,924 --> 00:16:24,392
Half a
season in the show.
422
00:16:24,393 --> 00:16:25,993
No one would fight
him so he quit.
423
00:16:25,994 --> 00:16:27,328
Fuckin' loser.
424
00:16:27,329 --> 00:16:29,430
They wanna spoil
this for us so bad,
425
00:16:29,431 --> 00:16:31,098
they came in a day
early to get focused.
426
00:16:31,099 --> 00:16:33,234
I bet their broads couldn't
wait to get rid of 'em.
427
00:16:33,235 --> 00:16:35,002
Americans have to be
the best at everything.
428
00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:36,404
They're obsessed with it.
429
00:16:36,405 --> 00:16:38,339
And we're the only thing
standing in the way
430
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,574
of them being the best at this.
431
00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:42,576
Which brings us to my
point of apprehension.
432
00:16:42,577 --> 00:16:45,847
They wanna be the
best fuckin' bad.
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