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When the value of the x coordinate is
equal to or less than the value of...
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- Yes, Isaac?
- What about that problem?
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Why?
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I just put that up there as a joke.
That's probably the hardest
geometry equation in the world
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How much extra credit is it worth?
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Well, I've never seen anyone get it right
including my mentor, Dr. Leaky at MIT.
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I guess if anyone here can solve that problem
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I'd see to it that none of you ever have to open
another math book again for the rest of your lives.
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Max ? You want to try it ?
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I'm sorry. Did someone say my name?
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You got it
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You guys have it real easy.
I never had it like this where I grew up
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But I send my kids here. Because the fact is
you go to one of the best schools in the country
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Rushmore
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Now, for some of you it doesn't matter.
You were born rich, and you're going to stay rich
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But here's my advice to the rest of you
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Take dead aim on the rich boys.
Get them in the crosshairs
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And take them down
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Just remember. They can buy anything.
But they can't buy backbone.
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Don't let them forget that. Thank you.
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Are you free for graduation, Herman?
Maybe you could give us an encore.
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I don't give a shit.
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I paid for the whole damn natatorium.
The least these little pricks can do is
hear me out.
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Hello, I'm Max Fischer.
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I just wanted to tell you I strongly agree
with your views concerning Rushmore.
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Your speech was excellent
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This is my chapel partner, Dirk Calloway
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I really think
you're right about Rushmore.
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- What's his name again?
- Max Fisher
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He's a sharp little guy
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He's one of the worst students we've got
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We're putting you on what we call
sudden death academic probation
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And what does that entail?
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It entails that if you fail another class
you are going to be asked to leave Rushmore.
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- In other words, I'll be expelled.
- That's correct
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Can I see some documentation?
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Too Many extra curricular activities, Max
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I don't want to tell you how to do your job
But the fact is no matter how hard I try,
I still might flunkanother class
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And if that means I have to stay on
for a post-graduate year, then so be it.
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We don't offer a post-graduate year.
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- We don't offer it yet.
- Just bring up the grades
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Do you remember how I got into this school?
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Yes, you wrote a play
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That's right. Second grade.
A little one act about Watergate
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And my mother read it
and felt I should go to Rushmore.
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You read it and
you gave me a scholarship, didn't you ?
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- Do you regret it?
- No, I don't regret it
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But I still might have to expel you
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Couldn't we just let me float by?
For old times' sake?
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I can't do it, Max.
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- They want to kick me out
- Oh, no. Not again. What are you going to do?
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The only thing I can do.
Try and pull some strings with the administration
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- Did you hear they're teaching Japanese next year?
- That's the rumor
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- And they're canceling Latin.
- What?
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I tried to get Latin canceled for five years
"It's a dead language", I'd always say
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Well, I guess they finally heard you.
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Excuse me!
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Could I see a list of all the people
who've checked out this book in the past year?
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Look at that
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I have seen wicked men and fools,
a great many of both
and I believe they both get paid in the end
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But the fools first
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Chapter fifteen: The Lad with the Silver Button
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- Meet me on the corner in 10 minutes
- Where are you goin'?
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Excellent! That's was Excellent!
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I told Mr. Calloway the other day
how fortunate we are
to have someone like you looking out for Dirk.
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I'm just trying to impart
some of the experiences I've accrued
to help him.
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This has my number on it
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- Hello, Dirk?
- Hi, mom!
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- How'd the math test go?
- What math test?
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- No. Did you turn in your paper on the Berlin Airlift?
- Yeah, I got an extension.
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- So how did it go with Mrs. Calloway?
- We shook hands
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- Big Deal!
- And I gave her my phone number
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- Buchan said he'd have already banged her by now
- What?
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That's my best friend's mother he's talking about
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I thought that's why you picked Dirk
as your chapel partner.
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What are you, a lawyer?
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It's Max Fisher.
- Oh, hi!
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...
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What's the secret, Max?
- The secret?
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Yeah. You seem to have it pretty figured out
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I don't know.
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I think you just gotta find something you love to do,
then do it for the rest of your life
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For me, it's going to Rushmore
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Did you invite that kid to your party?
- Max Fisher?
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- There's gonna be girls there. I'd rather die
- Pull your head out of your ass
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Do vidjenja. -Bog, Max.
-Vidimo se sutra.
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May I see the back, please?
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- That's it
- Thank, you
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I need a signature on this geometry test
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I know...
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37%.
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I don't know what to do anymore
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It could have been worse.
You almost got the A
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Maybe I'm spending too much of my time
starting up clubs and putting on plays
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That's possible
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I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
That's the only thing anybody really cares about.
Butit's not my forte, unfortunately.
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It'll happen, Max. It's just...
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You're like one of those clipper ship captains
You're married to the sea
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Yes, that's true
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But I've been out to sea for a long time
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Hello?
- Hi
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- I like your hat
- Oh, thank you
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You're a teacher here, aren't you?
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- And this is your first year at Rushmore
- Uh-huh
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How long have you been a smoker,
if you don't mind me asking?
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- How old are you?
- 15
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- Since I was your age
- You're kidding
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- You should quit
- You're right
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And I should mind my own business
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- Where'd you go to school, by the way?
- Harvard
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Really? That's a coincidence.
My top schools where I want to apply to are
Oxford and The Sorbonne.But my safety is Harvard
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- That's very ambitious.
- Thank you
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What do you want to study?
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I haven't decided for sure.
But probably a double major
in Mathematics and Pre-Med
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What was your major?
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I didn't have a major. But my thesis was on
Latin American Economic policy
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Ah, that's interesting. Did you hear
they're not going to teach Latin here anymore?
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This was more like Central America
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Oh, Central America and whatnot
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But moving on, they're gonna cancel Latin.
They've got to make room for Japanese
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That's a shame because
all the Romance Languages are based on Latin
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- Yeah, they are
- Nihilo sanctum estne?
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What's that?
That's Latin, isn't it?
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What does that mean?
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Is nothing sacred?
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Sic transit gloria : Glory fades
I'm Max Fischer
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Sign here, please
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In summation, I have only one question :
Is Latin dead?
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- Radje ti prekini radit' sranja.
- Is that Latin?
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Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream
I would have sons like this
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What does your dad do, Max
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He's a neurosurgeon at St. Joseph's Hospital.
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Personally, I could never see myself
cutting open somebody's brain.
But he seems to enjoy it
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Oh, no! I got this one
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- You were in Vietnam, if I'm not mistaken?
- Yeah
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- You were in the shit?
- Yeah, I was in the shit
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What's on Sunday? Oh, that's right.
The Twin's birthday party
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Do you wanna come?
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I'd love to. Except I've already got
previous occupations to attend to.
Thanks for the invitation, though
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- Come work for me
- What do you mean?
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I mean, I could use someone like you
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I may not be rich, Mr. Blume
And my father may only be a doctor
But we manage
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112th
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Excuse me, Mr. Blume
Nice talking to you
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You're on the team?
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I'm an alternate
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Miss Cross?
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I thought I would just let you know
as per our conversation the other day...
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- Latin?
- Right. The Romance Languages.
I gave a little speech
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- I heard about this
- You did?
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I understand you made a very convincing argument.
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I thought you'd be pleased to hear
they're going to continue the Latin program.
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- I'm very impressed
- Thank you very much
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- You need an assistant?
- Do we get to have assistants around here?
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I doubt it. I'm on scholarship, though.
Academic scholarship. So I get to do odd jobs.
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- How did you decide to teach at Rushmore?
- My husband went here.
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I didn't know you were married.
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Well, he's dead now.
So I'm not actually
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- When did he die?
- Last year
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- My mother's dead
- I'm sorry to hear that
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She died when I was seven.
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So we both have dead people in our families.
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Now what's going on in here?
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These were just born
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I don't want any alloys.
I want steel.
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I don't give a rat's ass if he did
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Steel, Harry
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- You change your mind? You want the job?
- No. But I've got an idea. And need some money
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Rushmore deserves an aquarium.
A first class aquarium where scientists can lecture
and students canobserve marine life in its natural -
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- I don't know. What do you think, Ernie
- Aquarium?
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- What kind of fish?
- Barracudas. Stingrays. Hammerheads. Piranhas...
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- Piranhas? Really?
- Yes, I'm talking to a guy in South America.
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- What did Guggenheim say?
- Nothing. I thought I should go to you first
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Because at this moment
I feel our best strategy is to keep a low profile.
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The more preparation I can do,
the stronger our case will be
when we take it to the administration.
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- How much money do you want?
- $35.000 for the initial plans
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- I'll give you $2500
- O.K.
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- Thank you
- You're welcome
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Max?
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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure
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Has it ever crossed your mind that
you're way too young for me?
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It's crossed by mind that
you might consider that a possibility, yes.
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Not to mention you're a student...
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I'm not trying to pressure you into anything, Miss Cross.
I'm surprised you brought it up so bluntly.
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I just want to make sure...
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- We've become friends, haven't we?
- Yes
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And the truth is neither one of us has
the slightest idea where this relationships is going.
We can'tpredict the future.
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- We don't have a relationship, Max
- But we're friends
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- Yes. And that's all we're going to be
- That's what I meant by relationship.
You want me to graba dictionary?
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- I just want to make sure we understand each other
- I understand. You're not attracted to me
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C'est la vie.
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- Max. You're fifteen. Attraction doesn't enter into it
- If you say so
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All I'm getting is...
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I've never met anyone like you
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You can take that for whatever it's worth
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I think I can safely say
I've never met anyone like you, either
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You haven't, have you?
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You want to shake hands?
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- I'm glad we had this conversation
- So am I
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I can't wear a wire!
They're feeling me up every day!
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Oh, Come on. You'll have complete protection
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I've heard that one before
I got to go put a dime in the meter
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Joe, put a dime in the meter for officer Serpico
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- If you agree to testify in open court...
- No!
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- No what?
- No, I'm not gonna testify
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I expect your gun and badge on my desk
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Promise me one thing, O'Reilly.
You're going to follow this all the way
to the end of the line, where Igot to be.
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So help me, God!
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What happened to the cannoli line?
You're supposed to say "Forget about it, Sanchez"
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I made a mistake, all right?
It doesn't make any difference, anyway
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Hey, I'm letting it go. But don't tell me it doesn't matter. Every line matters.
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- Get off my back!
- Don't fuck with my play!
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Max!
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- I thought the acting tonight was excellent
- Thanks. Well, it was better in rehersals
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I'll catch up with you later, Dad
I've got a dinner to go to
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, cast and crew only
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- You need some money?
- No, Dad
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- Max, that was great!
- I'm so glad you could come
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I want you to meet a friend of mine
Peter Flynn. Max Fischer
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- Who's this guy?
- Peter
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I really liked your play
It was really cool
237
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,360
What happened to your nose?
238
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,280
I got punched in the place
239
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,960
What's your excuse?
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00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,800
Hey, arthur!
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00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,160
- How you doing?
- Nice job
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00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,640
- Am I going to get to meet your dad tonight, Max?
- Oh, no. The old man's on call
243
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,480
Mr. Blume, I'd like you to meet Miss Cross
and I didn't catch this young gentleman's name
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00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:35,640
- I like your nurse's uniform, guy
- These are OR scrubs
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00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,120
OR they?
246
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,880
- Well, they're totally inappropriate for the occasion
- Well, I didn't know we were going to dinner
247
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,440
- That's because you weren't invited
- Take it easy, Max
248
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,040
You're the one who ordered him a Scotch and soda
249
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,560
What's wrong with that? I can write a hit play
250
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,280
Why can't I have a drink when I want myself?
251
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:04,000
- So tell me, Curly. How do you know Miss Cross?
- We went to Harvard together
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00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,120
And I wrote a hit play. And directed it
So I'm not sweating it, either
253
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,640
- What do you think you're doing?
- I'm getting the check
254
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,560
No, you're not. Excuse me.
255
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,120
I just wanted to thank you again for accommodating us.
256
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:21,200
We only expected to be a party of three,
but somebody invited himself along. I apologize.
257
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,400
- Quite all right
- OK
258
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,400
- You're being rude, Max.
- No, I'm not
259
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:33,400
I'm just trying to figure out
why you brought this gentleman to my play
And my dinner, which wasinvitation only
260
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,400
- Would you like me to pass you the butter?
- Yes, please
261
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,560
- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
262
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,560
You hurt my feelings
This night was important to me
263
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,600
- How did I hurt your feelings?
- Oh, my god!
264
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,640
I wrote a hit play
265
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,960
And I'm in love with you
266
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:30,600
- Hi
- Were you hiding over there?
267
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,400
Didn't wanna distrupt class
268
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,520
- What's that you're painting?
- That's a jelly fish
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00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,640
- What can I do for you, Mr. Blume?
- Max wants to talk to you
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00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,480
- What for?
- To apologize, I think
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00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,440
We should talk over here
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00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,560
- He sent you here?
- Yeah
273
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000
- Are you his messenger?
- No. I'm his friend
274
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:07,200
You were right
I shouldn't have allow him to drink
275
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:14,520
I don't think I should see Max anymore
- He's not going to like the sound of that
276
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:19,880
I know. But I think I let him get too attached
277
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:25,560
- What do you think?
- Oh, I think you your did the best
278
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,160
Tell him I'm sorry
279
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,280
What's your first name?
280
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:48,280
- Rosemary. What's yours?
- Herman
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00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,880
He wrote you a letter.
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00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:01,760
Dear Miss Cross, I would like to take this opportunity
to formly apologize for the events of night of the23th
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00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,720
I am not accustomed to drinking alcohol.
284
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,600
Please do me the service of
coming to the unveiling of a new venture
I have undertaken
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00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,760
I hope you will attend, if possible.
286
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,240
I remain your friend, Max Fisher.
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00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,680
- Cut the music
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00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,440
- What time is it?
- 1:15
289
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,120
- Did you see her?
- She's not here
290
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,640
Go check the classroom
291
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,320
- Should we go ahead and take care of this tree?
- Let's wait a few minutes
292
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,920
- What's going on here, Maxie?
- Beck, good to see you
293
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,880
This is where they're building the new aquarium
I'm in charge of the committee, if you can believe it
294
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:47,960
- This is the baseball diamond
- I believe it's being relocated a few feet over
295
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,720
Is it true the aquarium will have piranhas?
296
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,680
- Where'd you hear that?
- My source indicated that it was a possibility
297
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,960
- Yes, it's true but promises are very tricky
- Max
298
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,520
- Bad news
- What's the story?
299
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,920
- She has a substitute teacher today
- Why?
300
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,560
- I guess she got sick
- You know she's not sick. Give me the phone
301
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,240
Janet! Max Fischer.
Is Blume there?
302
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,520
Oh, where is he?
Goddammit, he's supposed to be here
303
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:24,320
I don't give a shit about barracudas
But fuck it. I'm building it anyway
304
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,120
Max!
305
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,400
- Hello, Dr. Guggenheim!
- What do you think you're doing?
306
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,520
- We're having a fund-raiser for...
- Turn that damn thing off
307
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,920
Tell me this isn't happening.
308
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,080
I'd rather not have this conversation
in front of the crew.
309
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,280
310
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
We have a new student with us today.
311
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,480
His name's Max Fischer and he's actually asked
to say a few words to the class.
312
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:22,960
- Max? You want to take it away?
- Sure. Thanks very much
313
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,160
I just wanted to introduce myself
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00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:40,120
I'm Max Fischer.
I'm a former student of Rushmore Academy,
which I recently got expelled from
315
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:47,000
This is my first time in a public school.
And I know you probably think
I was born with a silverspoonin my mouth
316
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:55,960
But I'm no elitist. I think you've got some great facilities
and I'm really looking forward to making thebest
of it over here at Grover Cleveland.
317
00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:02,760
One footnote: I noticed you don't have a fencing team.
I'm going to start one up.
Let me know if you'dlike to join
318
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,080
- Max?
- Yes?
319
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,800
Hi. I'm Margaret Yang. I'm in Mrs. Whitney's class.
I just wanted to tell you I liked your speech
320
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,840
I don't think I've ever heard of anyone
asking to give a speech in class before
321
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,560
How unfortunate!
322
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,480
The silver spoon remark might rub some people the wrong way
But I think I know how you meant it
323
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,440
Do you know it?
I gotta go to class right here
324
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,000
Janet, Max Fischer. Is he in?
325
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,240
- Hey, Max. How's it going?
- Terrible
326
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,720
Tell me something.
When you talk to Miss Cross the other day...
327
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,480
- Excuse me. Do you have a telephone pass?
- One second
328
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,360
I got to tell you. I don't know what you see in her.
I don't think she's right for you.
329
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,120
What's that supposed to mean?
330
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:19,120
I mean, she's not that beautiful.
She's not that intriguing
331
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,760
She has something you can put your finger on. But...
332
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,920
Look, Mr. Blume. Your comments are valuable.
But let's get to the point
333
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,240
- Will she see me again? Yes or no?
- No
334
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,840
I'm talking on the telephone
335
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,640
Oh, Come on. That's rude.
336
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,440
Hey, Fisher!
337
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,840
You better beat it, sunnie
338
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:05,880
You know, Fischer. I've been watching you.
Showboat, always talking, picking a kid like Dirk -
339
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,800
- because his mother's a great piece
and then getting nowhere
340
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:14,160
Like everything you do.
Big show. No results.
341
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,840
What do you call getting a hand job
from Mrs. Calloway in her Jaguar?
342
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,560
A fucking lie?
343
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:26,520
You think I got kicked out for just the aquarium?
Nah. It was the hand job.
344
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:30,360
You wanna know something else?
It was worth it
345
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:39,040
I'm sorry I embarrassed you at dinner
And please apologize to what's his name for me
346
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:45,520
- I will. Are you OK?
- I'm fine. But I miss Rushmore.
347
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,680
I miss the seasons.
And watching the leaves change
348
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:58,640
By the way, what time does the library close?
I got an overdue book to turn in
349
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,640
That's your handwriting, isn't it?
350
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,680
My husband gave me this book
when he came to visit to me when I was 13
351
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,720
And he went to Rushmore.
So when he died I gave it to the library here
352
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:23,680
- You remind me of him, you know?
- I do? How?
353
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:33,640
- You remember you were in the Rushmore Beekeepers?
- Yeah. I was President of them
354
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,080
He founded that club
355
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:49,880
- Do you think we can be friends again, Miss Cross?
In a strictly platonic way?
- Of course, I do
356
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,320
Do you think you can make a go of it
and settle down at Grover Cleveland?
357
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,120
Yeah. But I need a tutor
358
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,920
OK! What else do we got?
359
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,320
- Hi, Max
- Hello
360
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,160
- What was your name again?
- Margaret Yang
361
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,600
- What are you doing seventh period, Margaret Yang?
- I have guitar lessons
362
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,280
- Classical guitar or?
- Rock
363
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,280
That's good. We can get out of it then
364
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,280
365
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,440
Put Margaret down for 3:30 in the auditorium, Woody.
366
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,040
And bring a headshot, please
367
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,400
- Hello, Herman.
- How are you, Rosemary?
368
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:05,680
Fine, thanks. I just got home
and I'm having a little snack
369
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,440
Having some carrots?
370
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:17,320
- Nice house!
- Yeah, it isn't mine. I'm just sort of housesitting
371
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,080
Were you in the neighborhood?
372
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:29,160
Didn't Max have something planned for us today?
A trip to the museum or something?
373
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,720
I don't think so.
I think he's rehearsing tonight
374
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,680
Oh. That's right. His new play
375
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:41,520
- He's really making a go of it over at Grover Cleveland
- Yeah. He's doing very well, isn't he?
376
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,360
You want a carrot?
377
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,160
Yeah. I'll have one of those
378
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,360
I'll probably be seeing you soon
379
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,920
Or we could go for a walk, if you like
380
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,360
- Sure
- Well, this is nice, isn't it?
381
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,960
Kind of brisk.
I'll just get a sweater. I'll be back in a minute
382
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,600
- Dirk?
- I know about you and the teacher
383
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:23,840
- Does Max know?
- No. And I don't want him to know.
I just want it to stop. Right now
384
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,800
You're a married man, Blume.
And you're supposed to be his friend
385
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:35,080
- Look, Dirk. I am his friend
- Oh, yeah. And with friends like you, who needs friends?
386
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,440
Unlock it!
387
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,720
Little Calloway!
388
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,840
You're standing up for the wrong guy.
Fischer ain't your mate
389
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:10,760
- What are you talking about, Buchan?
- He thinks your mum's good for a bonk
That's why hepicked you as his chapel partner
390
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,320
- Who sold you that crock?
- He told me himself
391
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:23,280
- He says she gave him a hand job
in the backseat of her bloody Jaguar
- Max never said that
392
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:30,960
Yeah. I suppose you're right.
After all, the son of a brain doctor
doesn't need to impress anybody, doeshe?
393
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:37,360
- The killing has got to stop, esse
It's getting too loco. No more gats
- Nigger, you're the crazy one
394
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,640
People will be trying to kill you.
Are you talking about getting rid of your gun?
395
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,040
- It's time, homey
- Kiss me, Little One
396
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,920
Then he kisses her and we're out. OK
Is that for me?
397
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:56,080
Dear Max, I'm sorry to say that I have secretly found out
that Mr. Blume is having an affair with MissCross.
398
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:01,240
My first suspicions came
when I saw them frenching in front of her house
then I knew for sure whenthey went skinny dipping
399
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:07,360
in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other hand jobs
while you were taking a nap on the frontporch
400
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:17,040
Why am I telling you this now?
Because you're such a good friend
Take care, pal. Fondly, DirkCalloway
401
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,280
402
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:26,200
- How was she, Herman?
- Jesus Christ!
403
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:31,040
Was she good? I bet she was.
Although I wouldn't know 'cause I never screwed her
404
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,560
Going skinny-dipping while I took a nap.
"Are you comfortable, Max?"
405
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:43,800
- "I'll just be out back nude
getting hand jobs from the woman you love"
- We never went skippingdipping
406
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:50,320
Sure, you didn't. And next you're going to tell me
you didn't just walk out of her house
at twoo'clock in the morning
407
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,360
I'm in love with her
408
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,800
Well, I was in love with her first
409
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:10,000
And all that crap about "I don't think she's that great"
"I don't think she's right for you, Max"
Thatwas all bullshit, wasn't it?
410
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:18,640
- Do you think she's in love with you?
- I don't know
411
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,880
Well, I guarantee you she's not
And she never will be
412
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,160
Max!
413
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,680
I saved Latin!
414
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,240
What'd you ever do?
415
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:43,840
On the planet I'm from
the sun only comes out once a year
416
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,880
- That is why my skin...
- Excuse me!
417
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,200
I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life
418
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,120
Max, what are you doing?
419
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:18,040
Hello? Mrs. Blume? This is Max Fisher
I have some information regarding your husband
420
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,040
Thank you for meeting me
421
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,800
You're welcome
422
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,520
Would you like a sandwich?
423
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,120
All right
424
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:49,000
- I have a tuna, peanut butter and jelly
I'm sorry it's not something more exotic
- I'll take the tunafish
425
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,640
Get to the point
426
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:16,440
- And how long will you be staying with us, Mr. Blume?
- Indefinitely. I'm being sued for a divorce
427
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,720
Shortie!
428
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:24,840
- So can you tell me where the pool's located?
I might want to take a dip after I have the dinner
-It's on the roof, sir
429
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:03,640
5'3", a hundred and twleve pounds,
black hair, glasses...
430
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,400
Thanks for bailing me out, Dad
Can you drop me off at Rushmore?
I got to go settle a score
431
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,720
You think that's wise, Max?
432
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:42,360
- What are you doing? What are you doing?
- Private property! You're trespassing!
433
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,800
Wait a minute! Stop!
434
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:52,200
Let's have a truce for a second
Truce! Truce!
435
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,080
What's this all about?
436
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:10,320
Did you say my mother gave you a hand job?
Did you say it?
437
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:15,920
Who told you that goddamn lie?
Never mind. I know who said that
438
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:20,400
- And I'm going to stick a knife in his heart
And I'm going to send him back to Ireland in abodybag
- He's from Scotland
439
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:28,080
Well, tell that stupid mick
he just made my list of things to do today
I'm going to pop a cap in hisass
440
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,960
So you received the package?
441
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:39,200
Good. I just wanted to inform you
about what's going on
442
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:47,360
- I never took you for an informer, Max
- What's that suppose to mean?
443
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:57,640
She resigned this morning
Before I even got your little snapshots
So your latest attempt at sabotagehas backfired
444
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,920
- But she's one of the best teachers you've got
How could you let her go?
- Why are you trying toget her fired?
445
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,080
You stupid old fool!
I'm trying to win her back!
446
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,400
Miss Cross?
447
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,800
Hi, Max
448
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,760
- You need any help?
- No. I have it. Damn it!
449
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,560
- Here. Let me see
- No. Please, I don't think you should come in here
450
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:44,160
Look. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings
451
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:48,520
I'm sorry I love your friend instead of you
But... Please, Max
452
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:53,160
- You honestly believe you love Blume instead of me?
- Yes
453
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,160
You'll forgive me if I won't take your word for that
454
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,680
If you don't stop, I'm going to lose it
I mean it!
455
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,400
It's too late
456
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,040
Wait, please
457
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,480
- I got kicked out because of you!
- You got kicked out because...
458
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:23,240
- Rushmore was my life. Now you are!
- No, I'm not
459
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:29,760
What do you really think is going to happen between us?
You think we're going to have sex?
460
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:38,360
That's kind of a cheap way to put it, don't you think?
- Not if you've never fucked before, it isn't
461
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,000
Oh, my God
462
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:49,160
How would you describe it to your friends?
Would you say that you fingered me?
463
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:52,480
Or maybe I could give you a hand job
Would that put an end to all of this?
464
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,400
Please. Get out of my classroom
465
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,200
- Fischer, ya spotty fucker!
- Hey, Magnus
466
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,680
Got any hand jobs lately?
467
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:24,200
Hey, Dirk! Look who's here. Your stepfather!
Waitin' for your mum so he can get a piece
468
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,880
Your mind is as warped as your ear, Buchan
469
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,320
Don't get nasty, brother
470
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:56,640
We got him, Dirk. We got him
471
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,880
Max?
472
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,920
Hi, Mr. Blume
473
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,040
You wanted to meet?
474
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:30,440
- When?
- Right now. You said you wanted to put an end to this
475
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:36,880
Oh. Yeah. I was going to try and
have that tree over there fall on you
476
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:42,760
That big one? That would have flat me like pancake
477
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:49,680
- What stopped you?
- What's the point? She loves you
478
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:10,040
- She's my Rushmore, Max
- Yeah, I know. She was mine, too
479
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,200
480
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,360
481
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,200
482
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,080
- Good night, Stan. Merry Christmas!
- See you next time
483
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:40,720
It's been nice having your company
here at the shop, Max
484
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:45,680
Have you put anymore thought into
giving school another shot?
485
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:54,480
Max, I like being a barber. I'm good at it
But I always thought you'd try another line of work
486
00:57:55,240 --> 00:58:00,560
- You talked about being a senator or a diplomat
- Pipe dreams, dad
487
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,400
I'm a barber's son
488
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,960
See you at dinner
489
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,600
- Hello, Dirk
-Hi, Max
490
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:38,160
- What can I do for you?
- I thought I might get a haircut
- We are closed
491
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:44,160
Well, I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry
I threw rocks at you the other day
But I guess I should gonow
492
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,840
Merry Christmas
493
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,400
What in the hell is that?
494
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:19,960
- So did you heard the news?
- I doubt it. I don't really follow the news anymore
495
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:26,280
- Dr. Guggenheim had a stroke
- I'll send him a box of candy
496
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,160
Maybe you ought to go visit him
497
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:42,280
- Mrs. Guggenheim?
- Hello, Max. Come in
498
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:50,160
It's so good to see you
499
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:55,960
These are glorious
Let me put them in some water. Have a sit
500
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:01,720
- Should I say hello to Dr. Guggenheim?
Or can he not hear me?
-No, he can hear you
501
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:12,200
Hello, old timer. It's Max Fischer
502
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:20,640
- You probably can hear me because
I don't know if your brain is damaged so...
- What do you want?
503
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,560
Nelson?
504
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:35,440
- It's the first thing he said in 10 days
505
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:41,880
- Do you think he recognized me?
- No, I don't think so
506
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,080
Hey, amigo
507
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:09,800
So who gave you the shiner?
508
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:15,880
Either Ronny or Donny.
But I can't tell the difference anymore
509
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,200
Whichever one it was, it clocked you
510
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:26,800
- Kids don't like their parents to get divorced
- I don't blame 'em
- Neither do I
511
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:45,200
- How is she?
- I really don't know
512
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,880
- Why not?
- I don't see her in 6 weeks
513
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,200
What happened?
514
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,840
She left?
515
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:59,560
- She's in love with the dead guy, anyway
- Edward Appleby
516
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,840
She's fucked up
517
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:15,080
- Adios, amigo
- Hey, you ok?
518
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,720
I'm a little bit lonely these days
519
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,520
Max?
520
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,120
What are you doing here?
521
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:01,440
- I don't know. Jesus!
They came at me out of no where. It was so sudden
- What?
522
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,720
I'm sorry. Can I use your phone?
I just got hit by a car
523
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,360
Oh, my God. Are you OK?
524
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,160
- What did you say?
- Come inside
525
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,480
526
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:28,840
- So this is where it all happens?
- Oh, what happens?
- I wouldn't know
527
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:34,520
- So why'd you dump Blume?
- That's none of your business
528
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:39,520
I know it's not. But I was just hit by a car
I'm a little confused right now
529
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:44,400
- I mean. I thought you dumped me for Blume
- I never dumped you because we were never going out
530
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:48,360
Because it would help me
if you would talk to me for a minute.
And tell me what happened
531
01:03:56,680 --> 01:04:03,520
Well. A: He's a married man
B: He hates himself
532
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:11,240
- And C: He smashed your bicycle, didn't he?
- My previous bicycle. Yes
533
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:16,160
- Well, what sort of person does something like that?
- I don't know
534
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,240
War does funny things to men
535
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:26,240
He thinks you dumped him because of Edward Appleby
536
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,200
What does that mean?
537
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,800
Well, I mean. You live in this room
538
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,240
With all his stuff. It's kind of...
539
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:42,240
- I was married to him
- I know you
540
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:53,840
I will say Edward has more spark and character
and imagination in one fingernail than
Herman Blumehas in his entire body
541
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,560
One dead fingernail
542
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:05,520
Right. One dead fingernail
543
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,680
How'd he die by the way?
544
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:16,160
He drowned
545
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:20,400
- How'd your mother die?
- She got cancer
546
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,320
Hold still for a minute, ok?
547
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,360
- You're very pretty
- Thank you
548
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,440
Is this fake blood?
549
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,520
Yes, it is
550
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:15,520
You know, you and Herman deserve each other
You both are little children
551
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,080
Let me show you to the door
552
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,560
553
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:39,200
- Goodbye, Miss Cross
- Goodbye, Max
554
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:03,400
Hey, I have a, I'm sorry about what I said
about your mom giving me a handjob
555
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:11,520
I know, Max. Sorry I didn't take your hand
when Buchan kicked your ass
556
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:14,480
Hey, it's ok
557
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,680
What's that?
558
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,240
I don't know
559
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:42,680
Nice landing
560
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:49,600
What's that you got there?
A flight plan or something?
561
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:55,840
- Do you know Dirk Calloway?
- I don't think so
- Dirk, this is Margaret Yang
562
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:09,560
I heard about your science fair project on Action 13
They said the Navy was going to buy it from you
563
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:12,320
- No, not anymore
- Why not?
564
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,600
- Because it was fake
- What do you mean?
565
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:20,960
- I faked all the results
- Why?
- Because it didn't work. I thought it would but it didn't
566
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:31,600
You were a real jerk to me. You know that?
567
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:35,520
Sorry, Margaret
568
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:40,280
Well. Anyway. Nice to see you
569
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:02,320
Can I take over for a while?
570
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,800
571
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,160
572
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:36,680
573
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:22,680
- Thanks for meeting me, Mr. Blume
- What can I do for you?
574
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:27,880
What's this?
575
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:38,080
That's the Perfect Attendance awards
and the Punctuality Award. I got those at Rushmore
576
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:44,080
I thought you could choose which one you like more
and you could wear that one and I could wear theother
577
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:49,200
I'll take punctuality
578
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,920
Come here
579
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,160
- Thank you
- Come on inside
580
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:12,320
Well, Well. Well...
Look what the cat dragged in
581
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:15,920
- Sorry, I'm late
- That's OK
582
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:22,360
I want you to meet somebody
Mr. Blume, this is my father, Bert Fischer
583
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:30,280
Nice to meet you, Mr. Fischer
Mr. Fischer was my father's name. Call me Bert
584
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:37,680
So Max tells me you need a haircut
I want to you sit down
585
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:54,200
- I don't know, Bert
- Don't worry, Mr. Blume. It's a painless procedure
Maybe we throw in a shaveas well
586
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:01,320
Are you fine with that mustache?
Do you wanna keep it for a while?
587
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,680
- How much are you worth, by the way?
- I don't know
588
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:08,720
- Over ten million?
- Yeah, I guess so
589
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:12,520
- Good, good
- Why?
- Cause we're going to need all of it
590
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,440
591
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,360
592
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:12,320
593
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:21,800
She's not coming, is she?
594
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,480
It doesn't look good
595
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:30,080
Ah, shit! What am I doing here?
596
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:36,240
How the hell did you ever get so rich?
You're a quitter, man!
597
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:40,120
I paid eight million dollars
598
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,520
And that's all you're prepared to spend?
599
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:56,280
I'm sorry you couldn't make it
to the little ground-breaking the other day
600
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:59,720
It's kind of a shame, since he's building it for you
601
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:05,360
I never asked anybody to build me an aquarium
602
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:09,640
- I'm not sure how that rumor got started
- Me, neither
603
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:17,800
- You think Edward Appleby would've built you one?
- Yeah. He probably would've if he had the money
604
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:23,480
That's what I thought. Blume's got a little more
spark and vitality than you expected, doesn't he?
605
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:28,520
- But the aquarium was your idea
- Well, I gave it to my friend
606
01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:33,360
- Fifteen sticks?
- Yes, please
607
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:37,040
Could you make the order out to Ready Demolition?
608
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:41,560
Thank you very much
609
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,360
Make sure these don't get wet
610
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:54,440
- I'll see you at 3:15
- Where you going?
- Rushmore
611
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,560
I got one last piece of
unfinished business to attend to
612
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:16,200
- Fisher, ya fuck!
- Hello, Magnus
613
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:20,200
I'd have shot you in the other ear,
but it got blown off a long time ago
614
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:25,640
- Besides now we're even
- Not for long, kemosabe
615
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:31,240
- I got a proposition for you
- Will you stick it up your mother's arse, ya little prick?
616
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:38,040
I've got to hand it to you, Magnus.
You've got a way with words. You want to be in a play?
617
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:44,840
What's all this shite?
- Nothiong
618
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:50,160
I think you're right for the part
619
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,960
620
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:10,720
- I always wanted to be in one of your frickin' plays
- I know you did, mate
621
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:14,760
622
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:26,560
It's gonna be exciting. My son, Max wrote it
623
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,400
I gotta go to hospital
624
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:36,160
- My kid's gonna burn this place down
- You'd better believe it
625
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:40,640
Klinci ce razvaliti
dvoranu. -l hoce.
626
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:42,840
627
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,400
Turn it, turm it. That's it
628
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:07,440
Hi, Herman
629
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:13,200
Looks like Max pulled a fast one on us
630
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,040
631
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:27,960
I don't usually do this,
but this play means a lot to me
632
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:34,160
And I wanted to make a dedication
So I'll just say that this play is dedicated
to the memory of mymother, Eloise Fischer
633
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,640
And to Edward Appleby. A friend of a friend
634
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:47,920
Also you'll find a pair of safety glasses
and some earplugs underneath your seats.
Please feel free touse them. Thank you very much
635
01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:56,640
636
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:11,880
637
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:18,960
638
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:23,840
639
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:34,600
Let's rock, Esposito! Let's rock!
640
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:13,640
641
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:18,040
I'm OK! Go, go, go, go!
642
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:22,960
- Take it easy, Dirk
- How much time we got, Wood?
643
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:27,440
- Bring me some more ketchup very quickly, please
- This is gonna look stupid
- No, it's not. It'sgonna look real
644
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:49,560
- Thank you
- You're welcome. Hold this one, too. OK?
645
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:58,120
So what do you think of Max's latest opus?
646
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,120
It's good
647
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:06,440
It's got a happy ending
648
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:29,760
- Adios, Esposito
- Adios, Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy
649
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:34,280
Semper fi(Good luck), soldier
Semper fi
650
01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:41,720
Sic transit gloria
Maybe we'll meet someday when the fighting stops
651
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,280
Tag 'em and bag 'em, cherries! We're moving out!
652
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,960
Hello, Esposito
653
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:13,920
- Will you marry me, Le-Chahn?
- You bet I will
654
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,920
655
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:48,200
- Did Max send you an invitation?
- Yeah. And he told me to wear a tie
656
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:53,160
- Congratulations, Max.
- Thanks you very much, Mrs. Yang
657
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:57,480
I wrote a different version of the play two years ago
658
01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:01,120
- But I couldn't get it done over at Rushmore
- Oh, really? why?
659
01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:05,920
- No. A kid got his finger blown off during rehearsals
- A very good evening to you, Fishers
660
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:10,280
Miss Cross, I'd like you to meet
my father, Bert Fischer. He's a barber
661
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:14,840
- This is my friend Rosemary Cross
- Hello, Rosemary
662
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:21,200
And, of course, you know Mr. Blume
I'd also like everyone to meet Mr. and Mrs. Yang
And this isMargaret
663
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:27,520
I'm surprised they let him build a real campfire onstage
It's clearly a safety hazard
664
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:32,520
- Last year he tried to raise piranhas
- Yeah, I know he did that
What'd you think, Mr. Littlejeans?
665
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:35,280
Best play ever, man
666
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:41,680
- I thought I was very realistic performancer
- Yeah? Fischer stepped on half of my bleedin' line
667
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:46,160
- I didn't notice
- How are Ronny and Donny doing in military school?
668
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,720
- They love it
- Lucky Bastards
669
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:55,320
- I understand you're a neurosurgeon
- No. I'm a barber. But a lot of people make that mistake
670
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:05,680
- You were incredible tonight, Margaret
You were that poor girl
- Thank you
671
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:11,040
- I loved it when you grabbed onto
the bottom of the chopper as it was taking off
- That was totallyimprovised
672
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:15,920
- Can I ask you a question?
- Of course
- Can you do an Australian accent?
673
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:18,320
I'm working on something that's set in the outback
674
01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:21,160
I really feel like celebrating, you know
675
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:25,320
- Would you care to dance?
- Oh, yes. I'd love to
676
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:32,400
- You're looking good, Bert
- Hello, Mr. Blume
- Hello, Margaret
677
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:37,560
May I cut in? I haven't had a change to
cut a rug with your new girlfriend yet
678
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:43,800
Yes, I am. Find your own partner, Mr. Blume
I'm spoken for
679
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:47,440
No, it's OK. He's my friend
680
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:59,480
- Well, you pulled it off
- It went OK. At least nobody got hurt
681
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:03,120
Except for you
682
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:07,480
No. I didn't get hurt that bad
683
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:10,240
Come on, you two. Shake a leg
684
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,920
You you like to dance?
685
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Yeah, but let's see if we DJ can play
something with a little more...
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