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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,781 --> 00:00:39,578 What are you gonna do this weekend? 2 00:00:39,682 --> 00:00:42,776 - I don't know. What are you doing? - It's none of your business. 3 00:00:42,886 --> 00:00:44,877 Did you finish that thing for your Lit class? 4 00:00:44,988 --> 00:00:48,014 No. It's due in like two weeks or something. 5 00:00:49,826 --> 00:00:53,284 Oh, sweet Jesus in the morning. 6 00:00:55,065 --> 00:00:56,555 Again with these people? 7 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,838 He's burnin' in hell! 8 00:01:25,762 --> 00:01:28,128 Because, if what the framers of our constitution mean... 9 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:34,295 What, Travis? Fifteen minutes? 10 00:01:34,404 --> 00:01:36,702 If you prick me, do I not bleed? 11 00:01:37,307 --> 00:01:38,706 Where you been? 12 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:41,106 I was dropping my grandma off at the airport... 13 00:01:41,211 --> 00:01:45,170 and on the way back the Five-Pointers blocked up Lennox Hill. 14 00:01:45,281 --> 00:01:47,806 Oh, so Abin Cooper's after you too now? 15 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:50,215 Yeah, and I ain't even gay. 16 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,720 Nah, you're not gay. You're just curious. 17 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,847 If anybody would know, it would be Jarod. 18 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:56,425 What? 19 00:01:56,526 --> 00:01:57,993 All right, all right, all right. 20 00:01:58,094 --> 00:02:02,929 So every once in a while we add amendments to the Constitution... 21 00:02:03,032 --> 00:02:07,696 to expand, or more importantly, define, the parameters of our rights. 22 00:02:07,804 --> 00:02:09,271 Like the First Amendment... 23 00:02:09,372 --> 00:02:12,899 which Abin Cooper practiced this morning on Lennox, making Travis late. 24 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:14,806 Those people are such assholes. 25 00:02:14,911 --> 00:02:18,403 Okay. I'm gonna let that ride because this is a passionate issue... 26 00:02:18,515 --> 00:02:20,813 and because, yes, they are assholes. 27 00:02:22,152 --> 00:02:23,949 Wait. Who's Abin Cooper? 28 00:02:24,053 --> 00:02:26,487 He's that creepy church guy... 29 00:02:26,589 --> 00:02:29,319 that's always saying how God's all pissed off at everybody. 30 00:02:29,425 --> 00:02:30,892 Yeah, him and his family are the ones... 31 00:02:30,994 --> 00:02:33,258 that are always holding up signs outside of funerals and stuff. 32 00:02:33,363 --> 00:02:35,490 This was they were protesting the funeral... 33 00:02:35,598 --> 00:02:37,725 of the gay kid who got killed two weeks ago. 34 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:39,301 Yeah. Jacob Harlow. 35 00:02:39,402 --> 00:02:41,370 He went here. I didn't teach him, but he went here. 36 00:02:41,471 --> 00:02:42,938 It was all over the news, right? 37 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:45,098 Jessie, I am both happy and sad... 38 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,268 that you don't know who Abin Cooper is... 39 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:50,243 but, I mean, come on. 40 00:02:50,346 --> 00:02:51,938 Abin Cooper and the Five Points Trinity Church... 41 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:53,913 they're like right in our own backyard. 42 00:02:54,017 --> 00:02:56,713 Come on, Mrs. Vasquez, Cooper's Dell is like 30 minutes away. 43 00:02:56,819 --> 00:02:58,753 Yeah. Too close. 44 00:02:58,855 --> 00:03:01,688 Abin Cooper holds our entire state up for ridicule. 45 00:03:01,791 --> 00:03:04,453 All right? Ultraconservatives avoid this guy. 46 00:03:05,061 --> 00:03:10,124 Did you know last year the head of the largest neo-Nazi faction in this country... 47 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,929 issued a statement distancing his politics... 48 00:03:13,036 --> 00:03:15,971 from Cooper's and Five Points'? 49 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:19,041 Even the Nazis think this guy is "nuckin' futs." 50 00:03:19,642 --> 00:03:24,306 All right, let's just hope that the Cooper clan sticks with the First Amendment... 51 00:03:24,414 --> 00:03:27,941 - Why? - And stays away from the Second Amendment. 52 00:03:28,551 --> 00:03:32,214 - What is the Second Amendment? - We get guns. 53 00:03:36,793 --> 00:03:39,421 What is this, man? 54 00:03:39,529 --> 00:03:42,327 It's like Craigslist for people who want to get fucked. 55 00:03:42,432 --> 00:03:44,923 I thought Craigslist was Craigslist for people who want to get fucked. 56 00:03:45,034 --> 00:03:47,559 What kinda dirty shit you lookin' at, boy? 57 00:03:50,573 --> 00:03:52,131 Fuck, faggot! 58 00:03:53,209 --> 00:03:54,938 Touch my dick again and see what happens. 59 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:59,143 - Such an animal. - They're all the same, man. 60 00:03:59,249 --> 00:04:01,513 - You can't see any faces. - Oh, shit. You showin' him? 61 00:04:01,618 --> 00:04:03,813 Dude, get your fuckin' flappers outta here. 62 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,751 Yeah, look, it doesn't matter. You can see the tits. 63 00:04:05,855 --> 00:04:07,789 You can see the fuckin' pussy, man. Fuck the faces. 64 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:10,654 How we know we wanna fuck the face unless we can see what they look like? 65 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,490 - Right, thank you. - You fuckin' bag their head, man. All right? 66 00:04:13,596 --> 00:04:15,257 Look, these bitches wanna fuck. 67 00:04:15,365 --> 00:04:17,560 Even if they do wanna fuck, they're all in New York and LA. 68 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,134 Lots more in LA Look... 69 00:04:19,235 --> 00:04:21,203 New York. LA. 70 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:22,635 - Road trip. - LA. 71 00:04:22,739 --> 00:04:24,707 - LA... - I get the point, all right, but look. 72 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,434 This one's a little closer to home. 73 00:04:28,745 --> 00:04:31,111 Holy shit! Cooper's Dell? 74 00:04:31,214 --> 00:04:32,442 - Let me see. - No fuckin' way! 75 00:04:32,548 --> 00:04:34,209 We're gettin' laid, boys. 76 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,308 How do we know she's gonna fuck us, or even one of us? 77 00:04:36,419 --> 00:04:38,512 I've been talking back and forth with one for two weeks now. 78 00:04:38,621 --> 00:04:40,213 She says she's interested. 79 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,790 Fuckin'... 80 00:04:41,891 --> 00:04:43,791 I just got a little hard. 81 00:04:43,893 --> 00:04:46,453 I don't wanna fuckin' fuck some chick that he just stuck his dick in. 82 00:04:46,562 --> 00:04:49,156 - Look, look... - His greasy-assed fuckin' dick. 83 00:04:49,265 --> 00:04:50,732 It's not greasy. 84 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,028 There ain't gonna be no sloppy seconds, boy, okay? 85 00:04:53,136 --> 00:04:57,197 She wants to fuck all three of us at the same time. 86 00:04:58,441 --> 00:05:00,671 - Jesus Christ. - I call the ass. 87 00:05:00,777 --> 00:05:02,506 You're not gettin' the fuckin' ass. 88 00:05:02,612 --> 00:05:05,843 What if this turns out to be one of them Catch a Predator deals? 89 00:05:05,948 --> 00:05:07,415 Who we preyin' on? 90 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:10,884 We're the fuckin' minors here. She's the one who says she's 38. 91 00:05:10,987 --> 00:05:14,184 Jesus. It's gonna be like fucking my mom. 92 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:17,225 I ain't sure it ain't your mom, motherfucker. 93 00:05:17,327 --> 00:05:19,352 - Fuck you. - I don't think I should go, man. 94 00:05:19,962 --> 00:05:21,589 I'm having some doubts over here. 95 00:05:21,698 --> 00:05:23,165 Oh, you're going. 96 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,166 You don't think the three of us balling this woman in the same room... 97 00:05:26,269 --> 00:05:27,998 is a little faggoty? 98 00:05:28,104 --> 00:05:30,937 Jesus Christ, man. Don't be so fuckin' middle-class. 99 00:05:33,309 --> 00:05:35,072 I'm gonna take the car out, all right? 100 00:05:35,178 --> 00:05:37,908 No, no, no. Hey, we're gonna be on TV in a minute. Watch. 101 00:05:38,014 --> 00:05:41,609 This was the scene this morning outside the funeral of Jacob Harlow... 102 00:05:41,718 --> 00:05:43,845 the 19-year-old whose body was found last week... 103 00:05:43,953 --> 00:05:47,411 in a Dumpster behind a well-known gay bar on Slattery Drive... 104 00:05:47,523 --> 00:05:49,684 bound head-to-toe in plastic wrap. 105 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:52,556 Harlow is the latest victim in a rash of hate crimes... 106 00:05:52,662 --> 00:05:54,323 that have rocked the city this year. 107 00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:58,594 Pastor Abin Cooper and the members Of his Five Points Trinity Church... 108 00:05:58,701 --> 00:06:03,263 staged their 432nd funeral demonstration since 2001. 109 00:06:03,373 --> 00:06:05,307 - This is Catherine Carlyle... - Oh, oh, oh! There we are. 110 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,239 There we are. 111 00:06:07,343 --> 00:06:10,744 - I'm sleeping with a TV star tonight. - Yeah, you are. 112 00:06:10,847 --> 00:06:12,371 How'd you know we were gonna be on there? 113 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:14,973 Barbara called me. She saw it on the 5:00 news. 114 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:17,484 So you gonna tell your friends we're famous? 115 00:06:17,587 --> 00:06:19,885 - Probably not. - Smart ass. 116 00:06:19,989 --> 00:06:21,650 Where you off to tonight? 117 00:06:21,758 --> 00:06:24,750 I don't know. Just gonna drive around with Jarod and Billy-Ray. 118 00:06:24,861 --> 00:06:26,829 Probably go see a movie or something. 119 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,954 Fill up the tank before you bring it back. 120 00:06:29,065 --> 00:06:32,057 - Can I get some money for gas? - No. 121 00:06:32,168 --> 00:06:33,760 Later. 122 00:06:46,182 --> 00:06:49,879 So how are we gonna do this? 123 00:06:52,822 --> 00:06:54,289 How do you mean? 124 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:56,483 Talkin' about how are you gonna get under us. 125 00:06:56,592 --> 00:07:00,187 - What are you talking about? - Me and the lady. 126 00:07:00,296 --> 00:07:02,025 You fuckin'... 127 00:07:04,033 --> 00:07:06,763 This is what happens when fuckin' parents block porn sites, man. 128 00:07:06,869 --> 00:07:08,700 They make socially backwards kids. 129 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:11,330 How about you just pull over and let me out. 130 00:07:11,441 --> 00:07:13,341 Come on, man. You're being... Oh, fuck! 131 00:07:17,947 --> 00:07:19,574 - You hit it. - Fuck. 132 00:07:19,682 --> 00:07:21,149 You fuckin' hit it. 133 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,684 Why the fuck are we gettin' out? 134 00:07:24,787 --> 00:07:28,188 It's so fuckin' dark out no one could see us if they were looking. 135 00:07:28,291 --> 00:07:32,057 Holy shit! Look at your fuckin' car. 136 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:34,823 Your fuckin' car! 137 00:07:34,931 --> 00:07:37,092 - Are you kidding me? - Holy shit, man. 138 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,896 Dude, that's, like, a lot of... damage. 139 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:42,129 That sucks, man. 140 00:07:42,238 --> 00:07:46,265 Who the fuck parks their car on the side of the road like that? 141 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:47,842 You think there's somebody in there? 142 00:07:47,944 --> 00:07:49,809 I don't know, man. Nobody's here. 143 00:07:49,912 --> 00:07:51,573 Why the fuck did you stop? 144 00:07:51,681 --> 00:07:53,979 Oh, fuck. You got 'em real good. 145 00:07:54,817 --> 00:07:56,216 - Holy fuck! - Fuck! 146 00:07:56,319 --> 00:07:58,651 - Fuck! - Get in the car! Get in the car! 147 00:08:04,594 --> 00:08:06,152 They ain't following us. 148 00:08:06,262 --> 00:08:09,231 Why in the fuck was that guy on the side of the road? 149 00:08:09,332 --> 00:08:11,766 Who cares, man? Let's just keep fuckin' going. 150 00:08:11,868 --> 00:08:14,564 - My car's fucked up, man! - Well, guess what. 151 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:16,900 Your car's gonna be fucked up when you get home too. 152 00:08:17,006 --> 00:08:18,530 So why don't we just keep going? 153 00:08:18,641 --> 00:08:20,233 We're in Cooper's Dell already. 154 00:08:20,343 --> 00:08:22,311 We'll hate ourselves tomorrow if we don't do this. 155 00:08:22,411 --> 00:08:25,847 - I'm not gonna hate myself. - I'm gonna hate not getting that pussy... 156 00:08:25,948 --> 00:08:28,917 so let's not take this little fender-bender as a bad omen, boys. 157 00:08:29,018 --> 00:08:31,680 Let's fucking do this! 158 00:08:34,857 --> 00:08:36,791 Lasso me some pussy! 159 00:08:44,534 --> 00:08:46,161 She lives in a trailer? 160 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:49,500 You live in a trailer, motherfucker. 161 00:08:50,773 --> 00:08:52,900 I was just askin'. Damn. 162 00:09:15,164 --> 00:09:16,631 You Jarod? 163 00:09:22,905 --> 00:09:25,601 This here is Travis, and that's Billy-Ray. 164 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:33,947 I bet you boys wanna get up to the devil's business, don't you? 165 00:09:39,021 --> 00:09:42,081 Well, devil's right in here. 166 00:09:49,098 --> 00:09:50,565 You look lovely. 167 00:09:57,373 --> 00:09:59,000 How 'bout a beer, boys? 168 00:10:22,565 --> 00:10:25,966 Hey, Pete. Can you believe it? I got sideswiped tonight. 169 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:27,535 - You get 'em? - No. 170 00:10:27,637 --> 00:10:31,437 I was parked and they kept movin'. 171 00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:35,209 Why were you parked? 172 00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:41,739 Oh, I was makin' a reservation for Helen, tomorrow night for our 19th. 173 00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:43,978 I'm thinking about taking Darla someplace special... 174 00:10:44,086 --> 00:10:46,247 for our fifth next month. 175 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,983 Someplace overseas, you know? 176 00:10:49,091 --> 00:10:52,219 Like maybe Italy. 177 00:10:52,328 --> 00:10:54,319 Soon as I win enough off these doggies. 178 00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:58,730 Well, win enough to do this damn body work on my car, would ya? 179 00:11:00,403 --> 00:11:01,870 Dumb-ass kids. 180 00:11:03,072 --> 00:11:05,006 How you know they was kids? 181 00:11:05,107 --> 00:11:07,735 I don't know. They was in some kind of Mom-mobile. 182 00:11:08,844 --> 00:11:11,870 Suppose that's mighty keen detecting skills there, Sheriff. 183 00:11:11,981 --> 00:11:13,710 Yeah, well... 184 00:11:13,816 --> 00:11:17,547 I'm gonna need you to go out there and find 'em. 185 00:11:18,854 --> 00:11:21,755 You kiddin' me? I'm off the clock 10 minutes now. 186 00:11:21,857 --> 00:11:24,155 The only reason I'm still here is 'cause you're so damn late. 187 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:27,661 Jesus Christ. Just go out and find the damn car, will ya? 188 00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:30,960 It's a blue Volvo station wagon. 189 00:11:49,118 --> 00:11:50,085 Geez. 190 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:52,654 This is nice. 191 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,987 You boys finished your beers yet? 192 00:11:58,227 --> 00:12:00,286 - I'm workin' on it. - Almost. Almost. 193 00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:05,162 Takes me a few beers to work up to the sex. 194 00:12:08,871 --> 00:12:11,635 So get drinkin', 'cause I ain't drinkin' alone. 195 00:12:14,243 --> 00:12:17,576 And I don't let no man in me unless he's got at least two beers in him. 196 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,271 Thank you, ma'am. 197 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,847 Makes sense. 198 00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:29,691 This is nice. 199 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:32,487 Will you close your fuckin' legs? 200 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,765 It's like a shag. 201 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:42,037 So how's about you head back into the bedroom... 202 00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:46,097 start strippin' down so we can get this thing started. 203 00:12:48,444 --> 00:12:49,911 Yes, ma'am. 204 00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:54,675 Almost don't even fit in here. 205 00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:02,785 Get them beers drunk. 206 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,121 This bitch wants my dick, don't she? 207 00:13:07,229 --> 00:13:09,288 She is a lot better looking. 208 00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:13,834 Them tits ain't nothin' to write home about. 209 00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:14,561 Those tits are... 210 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:17,805 Fuck! 211 00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:21,700 What the fuck? 212 00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:29,880 Fuckin' roofies. 213 00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:00,773 Hello? 214 00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:06,243 Guys? 215 00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:08,846 Is that you, Travis? Billy-Ray? 216 00:14:11,493 --> 00:14:14,428 On a hill far away 217 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:16,361 All right, guys, come on. Seriously, let me outta here. 218 00:14:16,465 --> 00:14:19,923 Can you just let me outta here, please? 219 00:14:20,035 --> 00:14:23,402 The emblem of suffering... 220 00:14:23,505 --> 00:14:26,702 Guys, this isn't fuckin' funny, all right? Will you let me outta here, please! 221 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,777 What the fuck is going on? 222 00:14:29,879 --> 00:14:32,211 Let me the fuck outta here, please, all right? 223 00:14:32,314 --> 00:14:34,748 This isn't funny anymore. 224 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:37,478 This isn't fuckin' funny anymore. This isn't funny anymore, man. 225 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,747 Come on, let me the fuck out! 226 00:14:39,855 --> 00:14:41,550 I swear to God, I'm gonna fuckin' kill you! 227 00:14:41,657 --> 00:14:43,056 Let me out! 228 00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:46,423 If you guys don't let me the fuck outta here, I'm gonna kill you! 229 00:14:46,528 --> 00:14:48,928 I will cherish 230 00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:53,024 The old rugged cross 231 00:14:55,504 --> 00:14:57,062 Will you find somebody to... 232 00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,970 Can somebody please let me outta here? Please? 233 00:15:00,075 --> 00:15:02,134 - Lucas, sit down. - Fuckin' bitch. 234 00:15:02,244 --> 00:15:03,711 Hey, you fuckin' bitch! 235 00:15:03,812 --> 00:15:05,973 Let me the fuck outta here, you fuckin' bitch! 236 00:15:06,081 --> 00:15:08,140 The old rugged cross 237 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,717 Fuck! 238 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:15,923 And exchange it someday 239 00:15:16,025 --> 00:15:20,894 For a crown 240 00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:25,961 Well, how about that? 241 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:29,229 That was lovely. 242 00:15:29,338 --> 00:15:31,135 Just lovely. 243 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:34,732 Y'all give that Mormon Tabernacle Choir a run for their money. 244 00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:38,506 You know what this is? 245 00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:41,508 That's a printout of what we done today. 246 00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:44,711 That's an article that appears in tomorrow's Post. 247 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,617 You know what that's called? 248 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,482 National coverage. 249 00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:53,720 - Sure was. - Indeed, it was. 250 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:56,225 Abigail... 251 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:58,493 TiVo'd the segment on the 5:00 news. 252 00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:01,702 Y'all can watch it later if you want to... 253 00:16:01,804 --> 00:16:04,204 and see yourselves on the TV. 254 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,876 Yeah, tell you what we gonna do next week. 255 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,470 We gonna paint the garage. 256 00:16:12,581 --> 00:16:14,549 I know how you love that, but we gonna paint. 257 00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:16,379 Someone, please! Come on, please! 258 00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:18,817 I need big, strong volunteers. How about you? 259 00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:23,156 How about you? You big and strong? 260 00:16:26,161 --> 00:16:27,856 RJ? 261 00:16:27,963 --> 00:16:30,090 Show me how Popeye do. 262 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,601 Popeye! 263 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,331 Yeah, oh, wow! Don't hurt me, Popeye. 264 00:16:37,439 --> 00:16:39,339 Oh, Popeye, don't hurt me. 265 00:16:39,441 --> 00:16:42,410 Will somebody please let me the fuck outta here! 266 00:16:42,511 --> 00:16:46,003 Caleb, come on, now. That's a bit much. Now, come on, come on. 267 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,450 No! Fuck! Fuck! 268 00:17:02,531 --> 00:17:04,522 - Welcome, family. - Good evenin'. 269 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,897 - Good evenin', Granddaddy. - Good evenin', Grandpa. 270 00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:08,629 Good evening. 271 00:17:09,805 --> 00:17:11,898 But what's so good about it? 272 00:17:12,007 --> 00:17:15,306 Psalms 117, verse 24. 273 00:17:15,411 --> 00:17:19,245 "This is the day which the Lord hath made. 274 00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:22,784 We will rejoice and be glad in it." 275 00:17:22,885 --> 00:17:24,477 Glad in it. 276 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,952 "Oh, woe is me if I preach not the gospels." 277 00:17:27,056 --> 00:17:29,923 Corinthians 9:16. 278 00:17:30,025 --> 00:17:31,390 Amen, Grandpa. 279 00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:36,323 Oh, well, I think I'm gonna preach that holy word. 280 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:37,899 - Preach it, Daddy. - Yes. 281 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,935 We read in Hebrews 11... 282 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:45,167 By faith... by faith... 283 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:50,371 Noah, being warned by God of things not seen as yet... 284 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,172 prepared an ark... 285 00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,611 for the savin' of his house... 286 00:17:56,718 --> 00:17:58,447 by which he condemned all others. 287 00:17:58,554 --> 00:18:01,022 For there was multitudes upon multitudes of people... 288 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,591 and God drowned them all except Noah and his flock. 289 00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:06,217 Drowned them all. All sinners gone to hell. 290 00:18:06,328 --> 00:18:07,795 Praise his name. 291 00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:11,992 I'm good at climbing. I'm good at climbing. 292 00:18:12,101 --> 00:18:19,269 You talk to some of them maudlin, touchy-feely preachers out there... 293 00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:22,002 peddlin' their soft faith... 294 00:18:22,111 --> 00:18:23,806 they gonna tell you what you wanna hear. 295 00:18:25,114 --> 00:18:27,378 They ain't gonna tell you what you need to know. 296 00:18:27,483 --> 00:18:29,883 They can't. Can't tell you the truth. 297 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,319 Why, it might be politically incorrect. 298 00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:36,991 But they'll tell you... 299 00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:39,526 this nation and the world is goin' to hell. 300 00:18:39,628 --> 00:18:42,461 They won't tell you why. Can't tell you why. 301 00:18:43,298 --> 00:18:45,095 They'll tell you... 302 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,134 "God loves you. 303 00:18:48,237 --> 00:18:50,933 God loves everybody." 304 00:18:53,142 --> 00:18:56,475 Does a God that drowned the entire world, exception of Noah and his flock... 305 00:18:56,578 --> 00:18:59,911 sound like a God that loves you? 306 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:00,982 No. 307 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,643 That sound like a God that forgives your sins? 308 00:19:03,752 --> 00:19:05,219 - No! - No, sir. 309 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,151 Your carnal desires? 310 00:19:07,923 --> 00:19:09,390 That's not God's love. 311 00:19:09,491 --> 00:19:12,551 That's a God that abhors the wicked. 312 00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:15,596 He abhors those that ignore his righteous teaching... 313 00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:18,023 and forsake his covenant... 314 00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:20,897 and scoff at his acts. 315 00:19:23,005 --> 00:19:24,529 God doesn't love you... 316 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:27,131 unless you fear him. 317 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:31,643 We talk about a fear we have of certain snakes. 318 00:19:33,282 --> 00:19:36,376 Well, that'd be a righteous fear. 319 00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:38,578 We talkin' about a fear we have of takin' a cookie... 320 00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:40,848 Grandma's cookie jar... 321 00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:42,753 'fraid of being caught? 322 00:19:43,525 --> 00:19:45,220 I don't believe so. 323 00:19:45,327 --> 00:19:49,127 Talkin' about the fear of God. I fear God. 324 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,461 You better believe I fear God. 325 00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:55,295 But my fear is born out of respect... 326 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,372 - Oh, fuck. - Admiration... 327 00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:59,303 devotion... 328 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,205 sacrifice... 329 00:20:02,377 --> 00:20:03,867 adoration... 330 00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:08,946 and knowledge of the scripture... 331 00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:10,575 that I preach. 332 00:20:10,686 --> 00:20:13,484 Give us some knowledge, Daddy. Give us some knowledge. 333 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:16,114 But I preach knowledge, and I preach to this... 334 00:20:16,225 --> 00:20:19,991 and I preach, and I preach... 335 00:20:21,663 --> 00:20:23,460 Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord. 336 00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:27,558 I preach like my daddy before me, and his daddy before him. 337 00:20:28,904 --> 00:20:32,135 My granddaddy built this church goin' on a hundred years ago. 338 00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:34,004 He used to minister up there... 339 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:38,239 at the 12th St. Baptist up there in the city... 340 00:20:39,481 --> 00:20:44,145 till he couldn't stomach what he called the deviltry anymore. 341 00:20:44,253 --> 00:20:48,121 So he abandoned that modern-day Gomorrah and settled Cooper's Dell... 342 00:20:48,223 --> 00:20:51,021 June, 1917. 343 00:20:51,927 --> 00:20:55,693 But if he thought people were depraved back then... 344 00:20:57,065 --> 00:20:59,090 I mean, his head'd nearly burst... 345 00:20:59,201 --> 00:21:01,999 if he saw how wicked this country's become. 346 00:21:02,104 --> 00:21:04,072 I hate the wickedness of America... 347 00:21:05,274 --> 00:21:07,674 and all the sin-worshippers who populate it. 348 00:21:07,776 --> 00:21:10,506 "Do I not hate them, O Lord, that hate thee?" 349 00:21:10,612 --> 00:21:12,170 Says in Psalms 138... 350 00:21:12,281 --> 00:21:14,875 "Am I not grieved by those that rise up against thee?" 351 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,952 I hate them with a perfect hatred. 352 00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:22,045 "I count them mine enemies." 353 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,920 Twenty-one, 22. 354 00:21:24,026 --> 00:21:28,326 And who's the greatest enemy of God, Cheyenne? 355 00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:30,398 - Satan. - Satan. 356 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,062 - That's right, baby. - Satan. 357 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,161 Yes, ma'am. 358 00:21:37,272 --> 00:21:40,173 And who's Satan's instrument on earth, Fiona May? 359 00:21:40,275 --> 00:21:41,640 The homosexuals. 360 00:21:43,278 --> 00:21:46,406 That's right, baby. The homosexuals. 361 00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:52,749 The homosexuals have run amok in this nation over 30 years now. 362 00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,651 Let's see what it's brought us. 363 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,985 Rampant fornication... 364 00:21:58,093 --> 00:21:59,560 adultery... 365 00:22:00,162 --> 00:22:01,527 abortion... 366 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,495 flagrant sexuality... 367 00:22:03,598 --> 00:22:07,125 in every corner of media... movies, TV, et cetera. 368 00:22:07,235 --> 00:22:09,726 Schools, malls, books... 369 00:22:09,838 --> 00:22:13,865 clothes, toys, music... 370 00:22:13,975 --> 00:22:15,704 Everywhere. 371 00:22:15,811 --> 00:22:17,608 Everywhere! 372 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:22,173 You can't turn on the TV without seeing some jackass wavin' his privates. 373 00:22:23,452 --> 00:22:27,320 That's because the moral spine of this country has been weakened... 374 00:22:27,422 --> 00:22:29,754 by permissive attitudes... 375 00:22:29,858 --> 00:22:33,555 and an unabashed tolerance for homosexuals. 376 00:22:33,662 --> 00:22:35,630 Godlessness. 377 00:22:37,032 --> 00:22:39,057 Godlessness. 378 00:22:40,335 --> 00:22:43,429 The casual acceptance of the gay... 379 00:22:43,538 --> 00:22:45,403 has hastened our demise as a species. 380 00:22:45,507 --> 00:22:49,375 Fact. Why? Because they do not procreate. 381 00:22:49,478 --> 00:22:51,776 They do not procreate. 382 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,976 Now, they solicit. Yeah, boy. 383 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,574 They recruit. 384 00:22:57,686 --> 00:22:59,153 Yeah, boy. 385 00:23:00,222 --> 00:23:01,883 But they do not procreate. 386 00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:04,117 Is there anyone... 387 00:23:04,226 --> 00:23:06,626 anyone... who can look at the news... 388 00:23:06,728 --> 00:23:10,789 and deny these are our end times? 389 00:23:10,899 --> 00:23:14,801 Outside our fence lays a world at waste. 390 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:19,304 They's famine, such as in Africa... 391 00:23:19,408 --> 00:23:22,377 pestilence, such as the gay AIDS. 392 00:23:23,745 --> 00:23:29,479 Monsoons, typhoons, hurricanes and the ensuing floods, such as New Orleans... 393 00:23:29,584 --> 00:23:32,109 New Orleans is number one sin city. 394 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,654 Thailand... Thailand! 395 00:23:35,357 --> 00:23:36,984 Thailand... 396 00:23:38,093 --> 00:23:42,325 where pederasts travel thousands of miles... 397 00:23:42,431 --> 00:23:45,059 spend untold amounts of money... 398 00:23:46,234 --> 00:23:47,701 to sodomize a child. 399 00:23:51,239 --> 00:23:52,638 A baby. 400 00:23:56,978 --> 00:24:01,108 Thousands upon thousands dead in that tsunami. 401 00:24:01,216 --> 00:24:05,619 I never saw the hand of God so clearly in all my born days. 402 00:24:06,888 --> 00:24:09,618 And the Lord's bore witness to this apostasy. 403 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:13,920 Apostasy... The leaving of faith, the denying of religion... 404 00:24:14,029 --> 00:24:15,997 denying of morality. 405 00:24:17,632 --> 00:24:19,099 He's done with it. 406 00:24:20,268 --> 00:24:21,735 He's done with it. 407 00:24:22,804 --> 00:24:24,829 The end is nigh. 408 00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:26,908 - The end is nigh. - Yes, it is. 409 00:24:29,978 --> 00:24:32,970 Cheyenne, bunny rabbit... 410 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,647 do you mind taking the children out now for the lesson... 411 00:24:36,751 --> 00:24:40,881 'cause it's gonna get grown up in here. 412 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,582 You ready? 413 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,922 Come on, babies. Grandpa loves you. 414 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,517 Come on. 415 00:24:47,629 --> 00:24:49,756 Gimme your hand there. Come on. 416 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:51,992 Come here. Come on, sweetie. 417 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,466 When you get finished today in school... 418 00:24:54,569 --> 00:24:56,730 I want you to tell me all about it, will ya? 419 00:24:56,838 --> 00:24:58,635 Will you tell me about it later? 420 00:24:59,841 --> 00:25:02,207 I wish you'd talk to me sometime. 421 00:25:15,123 --> 00:25:16,954 Would y'all like to see who we have to thank... 422 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:19,993 for the extinction of the human race? 423 00:25:22,030 --> 00:25:23,520 It. 424 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:28,530 Y'all know about that Worldwide Web. 425 00:25:29,337 --> 00:25:32,704 Yeah, that's the devil's playground. 426 00:25:32,807 --> 00:25:35,139 We harnessed the devils' technology... 427 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:38,406 went out like sheep amongst wolves... 428 00:25:38,513 --> 00:25:41,778 into them homosexually oriented chat rooms... 429 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,713 and we promised them boys what they wanted to hear. 430 00:25:47,689 --> 00:25:49,247 Just like an insect... 431 00:25:50,525 --> 00:25:54,962 just like moths to a flame, like flies to horseshit. 432 00:25:55,630 --> 00:25:57,962 Insects. Insects... 433 00:25:58,066 --> 00:26:01,092 that are easily trapped in that snare of God... 434 00:26:01,202 --> 00:26:03,102 on that there Web. 435 00:26:03,204 --> 00:26:06,799 And we gonna deal with 'em the way God taught us to deal with 'em... 436 00:26:06,908 --> 00:26:09,809 the way we dealt with little Jacob Harlow... 437 00:26:09,911 --> 00:26:12,539 who burns in hell as we speak. 438 00:26:15,850 --> 00:26:17,283 Now... 439 00:26:18,687 --> 00:26:22,282 there's a commandment talks against killin', isn't it? 440 00:26:22,390 --> 00:26:25,382 There's a commandment speaks against killin'. 441 00:26:25,493 --> 00:26:27,461 God's talking about your fellow man. 442 00:26:27,562 --> 00:26:30,122 He's not talking about this... insect. 443 00:26:30,231 --> 00:26:34,133 I mean, you don't mourn the death of a germ when it's been cured. 444 00:26:34,736 --> 00:26:37,000 And a homosexual... 445 00:26:37,105 --> 00:26:39,437 won't stop sinnin' of its own volition... 446 00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:44,137 and it's up to the righteous to curb the spread of its disease. 447 00:26:44,245 --> 00:26:47,339 "If a man also lie with mankind..." 448 00:26:47,449 --> 00:26:49,212 as he lies with a woman... 449 00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:51,615 they both have committed an abomination... 450 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,814 "and they shall surely be put to death." 451 00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:58,518 - That is the scripture. - No. No! 452 00:26:58,627 --> 00:27:01,653 That is scripture. 453 00:27:04,232 --> 00:27:06,132 Well, the wrath of God... 454 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,035 is revealed from heaven... 455 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,332 against all ungodliness. 456 00:27:15,443 --> 00:27:17,240 No! Please, help! 457 00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:18,812 Help! 458 00:27:22,784 --> 00:27:26,049 Now tape him up good, boys. Now you watch that gay saliva. 459 00:27:26,154 --> 00:27:28,850 If it gets on ya, it can turn ya. 460 00:27:28,957 --> 00:27:31,892 Don't get it near his orifices, now. 461 00:27:34,996 --> 00:27:37,396 - Shut up! - Send the sinner straight to hell. 462 00:27:37,499 --> 00:27:40,366 Come on, baby. Send the sinner straight to hell. 463 00:27:40,468 --> 00:27:41,765 Shut your mouth! 464 00:27:46,574 --> 00:27:49,202 Send him off wrapped like a package. 465 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:01,355 Come on, Caleb. 466 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,297 Burn in hell, cocksucker. 467 00:28:15,036 --> 00:28:16,731 No! 468 00:28:16,838 --> 00:28:18,100 Caleb, head hole. 469 00:28:26,715 --> 00:28:28,615 Let us out of here! We didn't do anything! 470 00:28:28,717 --> 00:28:30,480 Let us the fuck out of here! 471 00:28:30,585 --> 00:28:32,075 Oh, man! 472 00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:34,744 Let us out! Let us out of here, please! 473 00:28:35,790 --> 00:28:37,621 All right. Get that other one. 474 00:28:37,726 --> 00:28:39,057 Oh, fuck. 475 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,321 Oh, God. I ain't gay! Please! 476 00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:43,192 Don't! No! No! 477 00:28:43,298 --> 00:28:45,129 No, look, I ain't even gay! 478 00:28:45,233 --> 00:28:46,928 Please, no! No! 479 00:28:47,035 --> 00:28:49,128 Please! I ain't even gay! 480 00:28:49,237 --> 00:28:51,967 I ain't even gay. I ain't even gay! 481 00:28:52,073 --> 00:28:53,506 Please! 482 00:28:53,608 --> 00:28:55,803 Stop. I ain't even gay! Please! 483 00:28:55,910 --> 00:28:57,468 Let me go! Please! 484 00:28:58,580 --> 00:29:00,980 - Jarod! - Travis! Billy-Ray! 485 00:29:01,082 --> 00:29:05,678 What the fuck are you doing? God! 486 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,255 - Take it easy, kid. - I ain't even gay! I ain't even gay! 487 00:29:08,356 --> 00:29:09,914 You might be worse. 488 00:29:10,024 --> 00:29:14,620 Came to these woods to share a woman with other men in the same bed. 489 00:29:14,729 --> 00:29:16,788 Will somebody please fuckin' help me! 490 00:29:16,898 --> 00:29:22,700 Fornicatin' ways, they caused the destruction of both Sodom and Gomorrah. 491 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,294 I don't wanna die! 492 00:29:24,405 --> 00:29:26,100 You already did, sinner. 493 00:29:26,207 --> 00:29:28,266 You destroyed your spirit... 494 00:29:28,376 --> 00:29:30,867 in a waste of shame. 495 00:30:01,609 --> 00:30:03,167 Hey, Billy-Ray. 496 00:30:03,278 --> 00:30:05,337 Fuck. 497 00:30:05,446 --> 00:30:07,038 Hey, Billy-Ray. 498 00:30:12,987 --> 00:30:16,548 They gonna do us like they did that guy. 499 00:30:16,658 --> 00:30:18,421 Not if we can get outta here first, man. 500 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:21,586 - They gonna kill us! - Listen. Listen to me. 501 00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:24,995 I think a bone snapped out of this dead guy's skin when they dropped him... 502 00:30:25,099 --> 00:30:27,761 because I feel something stabbing my leg. 503 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:30,429 What the fuck, man? What the fuck? 504 00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:33,701 I think I can fuckin' tear through this paper... 505 00:30:33,808 --> 00:30:35,537 if you can just fuckin' lean back a little bit. 506 00:30:35,643 --> 00:30:37,372 Just work with me here a little bit. 507 00:30:37,478 --> 00:30:38,945 Just tell me what I gotta do. 508 00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:42,210 Lean back a little bit so I can lean forward. Just work with me. 509 00:30:42,317 --> 00:30:44,080 Oh, no. No. 510 00:30:44,185 --> 00:30:45,880 Really, no. Fuckin' lean into me, man. 511 00:30:45,987 --> 00:30:47,852 Do you wanna fuckin' die? Do you wanna fuckin' die? 512 00:30:47,956 --> 00:30:50,015 Then fuckin' listen to me and we'll go home, all right? 513 00:30:50,124 --> 00:30:52,524 Stop being a fuckin' baby and let's fucking get outta here, man. 514 00:30:52,627 --> 00:30:54,925 Just lean back a little bit. 515 00:30:55,029 --> 00:30:56,519 All right? 516 00:30:56,631 --> 00:31:01,432 Just relax and lean back just a little bit so I can lean forward. 517 00:31:01,536 --> 00:31:04,232 If I can get the bone on the thing... 518 00:31:04,339 --> 00:31:05,897 Just can't see straight. 519 00:31:06,007 --> 00:31:07,634 Hurry, Trav. 520 00:31:09,444 --> 00:31:11,071 It's only tape, man. 521 00:31:11,179 --> 00:31:14,979 I just want my mom. I really want my mom. 522 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,456 Oh, you can't do it. 523 00:31:33,568 --> 00:31:36,696 Electronic gate. It's got one of them magnetic locks on it. 524 00:31:37,505 --> 00:31:39,268 - That's why I couldn't... - Yeah. 525 00:31:39,374 --> 00:31:41,274 I'm sorry to disturb you, Pastor. 526 00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:42,968 That's all right. 527 00:31:43,077 --> 00:31:46,604 You're a man of the law. What can I do for you, Officer? 528 00:31:46,714 --> 00:31:48,841 I'm following up on a report of a traffic accident. 529 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:52,408 Station wagon sideswiped a car out on Route 9. 530 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,148 Oh, my Lord. Anybody hurt? 531 00:31:55,256 --> 00:31:58,657 No, sir. There was no one in the car at the time... 532 00:32:01,229 --> 00:32:03,424 but I see you got a wagon over there with some damage... 533 00:32:03,531 --> 00:32:05,931 that matches the description. 534 00:32:07,602 --> 00:32:09,001 Fuck! 535 00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:10,593 Oh, fuck. I'm free. I'm free. 536 00:32:10,705 --> 00:32:11,672 I'm free. 537 00:32:15,343 --> 00:32:18,335 - I tell 'em and I tell 'em and I tell 'em. - Sir? 538 00:32:18,947 --> 00:32:20,710 That's my granddaughters'. 539 00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:23,978 Once in a while they go into town, you know, get some milk, fetch a paper. 540 00:32:24,085 --> 00:32:27,782 Whatever. I believe they're your culprits. 541 00:32:27,889 --> 00:32:30,380 You know, it's not politically correct to say... 542 00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:32,652 but women and cars... 543 00:32:33,761 --> 00:32:35,228 Not a good mix. 544 00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:48,737 - Hurry! Hurry, hurry! - Oh, fuck! 545 00:32:50,278 --> 00:32:51,540 Go. 546 00:32:54,282 --> 00:32:55,806 Go, man! Hurry! 547 00:32:56,918 --> 00:32:59,352 It's too fuckin' tight, Trav. 548 00:32:59,454 --> 00:33:01,183 I can't fuckin' do it. It's too tight. 549 00:33:01,289 --> 00:33:03,257 Billy-Ray! Where are you goin'? 550 00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:05,849 Billy-Ray, don't fuckin' go. Where the fuck are you goin'? 551 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,427 I can't fuckin' do it! 552 00:33:09,998 --> 00:33:11,158 I'm sorry! 553 00:33:11,265 --> 00:33:13,256 Fuck! Fuck! 554 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:17,065 If I could, I'd like to keep them insurance devils out of it. 555 00:33:17,171 --> 00:33:19,537 You know, rates are high as it is... 556 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,041 and I'm not exactly Mr. Popularity around here. 557 00:33:23,644 --> 00:33:25,111 Well, no, I guess not. 558 00:33:25,213 --> 00:33:27,773 So if you can put me in touch with whoever it is, you know... 559 00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:31,318 that owns the car that they scraped up... 560 00:33:31,419 --> 00:33:33,046 why I can talk to 'em personal. 561 00:33:33,154 --> 00:33:35,987 Maybe get him some financial restitution. 562 00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:38,718 Make up for it, you know. 563 00:33:39,327 --> 00:33:40,794 I mean, if you could. 564 00:33:41,996 --> 00:33:44,965 I mean, there's only cosmetic damage, you know. Nobody was hurt. 565 00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:56,604 I guess that'd be fine. I'll just phone it in to y'all in the morning. 566 00:33:56,711 --> 00:33:59,646 I thank you so much for that. I'm much obliged. 567 00:33:59,747 --> 00:34:01,578 - Hey, you have a good night. - You too. 568 00:34:01,682 --> 00:34:02,649 Oh, fuck! 569 00:34:08,623 --> 00:34:10,090 Pastor, excuse me. 570 00:34:10,191 --> 00:34:12,216 Sorry. I got one last thing. 571 00:34:12,827 --> 00:34:16,092 I remember you went over to the Vatican to protest that dead pope's funeral... 572 00:34:16,197 --> 00:34:17,960 a few years back. 573 00:34:18,066 --> 00:34:20,830 And I guess what I'm saying is... 574 00:34:23,037 --> 00:34:24,629 is Italy nice? 575 00:34:37,318 --> 00:34:39,115 Oh, my God. 576 00:34:41,889 --> 00:34:43,686 - Italy? - Yeah. 577 00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:46,385 I was thinking about taking my wife someplace exotic for our five-year... 578 00:34:46,494 --> 00:34:49,952 and, well, Italy was at the top of the list. 579 00:34:50,064 --> 00:34:53,033 Well, it's full of Italians. There is that. 580 00:34:54,702 --> 00:34:56,329 Full of Italians, huh? 581 00:34:56,437 --> 00:34:58,428 Yeah, I suppose that stands to reason. 582 00:34:58,539 --> 00:35:01,099 - All right, you have a good night. - Thank you. 583 00:35:02,276 --> 00:35:03,504 Oh, fuck. 584 00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:14,012 Let's fuckin' do this! 585 00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:31,237 Motherfucker. 586 00:35:31,339 --> 00:35:33,830 Sheriff, I got shots fired inside of Five Points. Repeat. I have... 587 00:35:33,941 --> 00:35:35,408 Shots fired. 588 00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:38,343 Repeat, shots fired inside of Five Points. 589 00:35:38,446 --> 00:35:41,506 Wait a minute. In Cooper's church? 590 00:35:41,616 --> 00:35:43,208 Immediate backup requested. 591 00:35:43,317 --> 00:35:45,911 - Repeat, immediate backup requested. - I got him, Daddy. 592 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:47,749 Jesus. 593 00:35:50,958 --> 00:35:52,425 Pete! 594 00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:54,518 Was that a gunshot, Pete? 595 00:35:54,629 --> 00:35:56,426 Pete, you still there? 596 00:35:57,932 --> 00:35:59,160 Pete! 597 00:35:59,267 --> 00:36:04,170 Is this that obese queer, likes to sodomize wetbacks out on Route 9? 598 00:36:08,843 --> 00:36:12,404 Who is this? Where's my deputy? 599 00:36:12,513 --> 00:36:15,243 Yeah, God sees all, Mr. Queer. 600 00:36:15,349 --> 00:36:17,579 God takes pictures too... 601 00:36:17,685 --> 00:36:20,085 unseemly photographs of men on men... 602 00:36:20,188 --> 00:36:23,521 backwards, sweaty, lust-filled carnal knowledge. 603 00:36:23,624 --> 00:36:26,889 That fun for you, Mr. Queer... 604 00:36:26,994 --> 00:36:30,794 have a man in your mouth not a mile from my house of worship? 605 00:36:30,898 --> 00:36:35,130 Now, there was some unpleasantness out here tonight. 606 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,828 You just let us clean it up... 607 00:36:36,938 --> 00:36:40,032 and I won't send any pictures of you to the missus... 608 00:36:40,141 --> 00:36:41,608 or the Courier... 609 00:36:41,709 --> 00:36:43,904 those images of how you like to use that mouth. 610 00:36:44,011 --> 00:36:47,708 And I don't means stuffin' it with Moon Pies and Coca-Cola. 611 00:36:47,815 --> 00:36:49,282 I tell you what. 612 00:36:49,383 --> 00:36:52,147 What about that picture of you wiping the feces of that wetback... 613 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,982 off of your scrotum and genitalia? 614 00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:55,749 I think the missus would like that one. 615 00:36:55,856 --> 00:36:57,687 She'd put it on the mantel at Christmastime... 616 00:36:57,792 --> 00:37:00,260 right between them two stockings. 617 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:06,230 Yeah, you keep your queerhole shut, Sheriff... 618 00:37:06,334 --> 00:37:08,393 everything gonna be just fine. 619 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:15,135 What happened in there? 620 00:37:15,243 --> 00:37:17,973 Them kids was cuttin' themselves loose downstairs. 621 00:37:18,079 --> 00:37:21,071 Caleb went to deal with it. 622 00:37:21,182 --> 00:37:24,583 Shootin' 'em up while I'm out there with this law dog. 623 00:37:24,685 --> 00:37:27,245 You want me to move his car on the property? 624 00:37:29,090 --> 00:37:30,557 No. 625 00:37:30,658 --> 00:37:33,126 Take him on across town. 626 00:37:33,227 --> 00:37:36,321 Other side of the tracks, dump him off there. 627 00:37:36,430 --> 00:37:40,389 Them Feds get rather investigative when it comes to killin' one of their own. 628 00:38:20,975 --> 00:38:22,374 Hello? 629 00:38:22,476 --> 00:38:23,943 This is Keenan. 630 00:38:25,479 --> 00:38:27,106 I'm sorry. Who now? 631 00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:30,550 Yes, sir. 632 00:38:30,651 --> 00:38:33,415 That case is under preliminary investigation. 633 00:38:37,425 --> 00:38:42,453 Report was members of the church were seeking semiautomatic firearms... 634 00:38:42,563 --> 00:38:46,226 mid-2004, before AWB expired. 635 00:38:46,334 --> 00:38:49,132 We have unconfirmed reports they got a few. 636 00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:57,907 Well, the intelligence suggests that they were modifying the weapons. 637 00:38:58,012 --> 00:39:01,209 At least that was the testimony of the guy who sold 'em some shotguns. 638 00:39:01,315 --> 00:39:04,751 He said they made inquiries about modifications. 639 00:39:06,153 --> 00:39:10,487 No, sir. Undercover infiltration was unsuccessful. 640 00:39:10,591 --> 00:39:12,058 Can you... 641 00:39:13,928 --> 00:39:15,327 I'm sorry. Sir? 642 00:39:16,430 --> 00:39:18,057 Can I call you back? 643 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:21,091 Yes, sir. Thank you. It'll just be a few minutes. 644 00:39:22,970 --> 00:39:24,437 Oh, shit. 645 00:39:33,547 --> 00:39:37,278 If you loved me, you'd make me some coffee. 646 00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:44,617 Caleb? 647 00:39:44,725 --> 00:39:45,851 Darlin'? 648 00:39:48,729 --> 00:39:51,095 Oh, no! 649 00:39:51,198 --> 00:39:53,462 No, Caleb! 650 00:39:55,069 --> 00:39:57,594 Come on, baby doll. Come on. 651 00:39:57,705 --> 00:39:59,195 Come on. Come on. 652 00:39:59,306 --> 00:40:01,740 I know. I know, baby. I know. 653 00:40:02,777 --> 00:40:04,267 Timothy 4, baby doll. 654 00:40:04,378 --> 00:40:05,845 Timothy 4. 655 00:40:07,014 --> 00:40:09,949 Timothy 4, baby. Timothy 4. 656 00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:13,076 "I am now ready to be offered." 657 00:40:13,187 --> 00:40:17,021 The time for my departure is at hand. 658 00:40:17,124 --> 00:40:19,285 I have fought a good fight. 659 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,827 I have fought a good fight. 660 00:40:22,930 --> 00:40:25,956 I have finished my course. 661 00:40:26,066 --> 00:40:27,795 "I have kept the faith." 662 00:40:30,571 --> 00:40:33,039 He's on the lovin' breast of Jesus, baby. 663 00:40:34,408 --> 00:40:36,376 He's gone to Jesus. 664 00:40:37,611 --> 00:40:40,512 I know, baby. I know. I know. 665 00:40:40,614 --> 00:40:42,081 Come on. 666 00:40:42,183 --> 00:40:43,810 Let me show you something, sweetie. 667 00:40:43,918 --> 00:40:45,852 Let me show you something. Come on. 668 00:40:47,288 --> 00:40:49,222 I want you to see something with me now. 669 00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:50,449 - Lookee here. - What? 670 00:40:50,558 --> 00:40:52,150 Lookee here. 671 00:40:52,259 --> 00:40:54,318 Caleb did not die in vain. 672 00:40:54,428 --> 00:40:57,226 He sent them two devils to hell before they killed him. 673 00:40:58,566 --> 00:41:01,967 Probably saved us all with his last dyin' breath. 674 00:41:09,710 --> 00:41:14,841 You go rot in hell, you filthy, filthy... 675 00:41:14,949 --> 00:41:16,849 Come on. Come on. Come on, baby. Come on. 676 00:41:16,951 --> 00:41:18,782 Come on. We got one upstairs. 677 00:41:18,886 --> 00:41:20,513 Save it for him. 678 00:41:20,621 --> 00:41:24,318 - Save it for him. Am I right? - Oh, Daddy, you're always right. 679 00:41:24,425 --> 00:41:26,757 There's a land 680 00:41:26,861 --> 00:41:30,490 Beyond the river 681 00:41:30,598 --> 00:41:32,691 That they call 682 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,736 The sweet forever 683 00:41:36,837 --> 00:41:40,967 And you only reach that shore 684 00:41:41,075 --> 00:41:44,875 By fate's decree 685 00:41:44,979 --> 00:41:50,918 By and by we'll cross the portal 686 00:41:51,018 --> 00:41:57,150 Where we'll dwell with thee, immortal 687 00:41:57,258 --> 00:42:01,024 When they ring those golden bells 688 00:42:01,128 --> 00:42:04,063 They're a pretty tight-knit group. 689 00:42:04,164 --> 00:42:08,658 Approximately 20, 25 members... 690 00:42:08,769 --> 00:42:12,102 all related by blood or marriage. 691 00:42:12,206 --> 00:42:17,337 Makes it impossible to get any coverts inside. 692 00:42:17,444 --> 00:42:19,241 No, sir. 693 00:42:19,346 --> 00:42:23,112 You're thinking of Fred Phelps and his family up in Kansas. 694 00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:25,777 "God hates fags." 695 00:42:25,886 --> 00:42:29,049 They're irritating, but they're not gun nuts like the Coopers. 696 00:42:32,026 --> 00:42:33,960 They're suers, not doers. 697 00:42:34,061 --> 00:42:36,689 Last April someone at Five Points... 698 00:42:36,797 --> 00:42:40,927 reported an I ED setup on church property. 699 00:42:41,035 --> 00:42:44,232 No injuries sustained and minimal damage done to a tree... 700 00:42:44,338 --> 00:42:46,898 but in an interview with the local media... 701 00:42:47,007 --> 00:42:51,239 Cooper claimed that if a bomb had gone off in a synagogue, a black church... 702 00:42:51,345 --> 00:42:53,836 or a homo-friendly Unitarian coven... 703 00:42:53,948 --> 00:42:55,279 there'd have been an uproar. 704 00:42:55,883 --> 00:42:57,373 No suspects, no arrests. 705 00:42:57,484 --> 00:43:00,476 Local law enforcement chalked it up to townie kids... 706 00:43:00,588 --> 00:43:02,647 having fun at the church's expense. 707 00:43:02,756 --> 00:43:06,783 But it spooked the Coopers into tearing down all the barns on their property... 708 00:43:06,894 --> 00:43:09,454 turning 'em into barricade fences. 709 00:43:09,563 --> 00:43:12,191 Locals call it "the great wall of bullshit." 710 00:43:14,068 --> 00:43:16,263 Yes, sir, after the one in China. 711 00:43:18,772 --> 00:43:20,399 What made 'em persons of interest... 712 00:43:20,507 --> 00:43:24,841 was an interview Cooper gave to the Patriot Times right about then. 713 00:43:24,945 --> 00:43:27,379 He said that "If the law won't protect us... 714 00:43:27,481 --> 00:43:29,745 from the Philistines and sodomites... 715 00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:31,715 "we'll protect ourselves." 716 00:43:31,819 --> 00:43:35,448 You couple that comment with the allegations, and you can see why... 717 00:43:36,624 --> 00:43:39,422 We've had 'em on surveillance off and on. 718 00:43:39,526 --> 00:43:41,118 They're pretty easy to keep track of. 719 00:43:41,228 --> 00:43:43,662 When they're not protesting gay bars or chasing headlines... 720 00:43:43,764 --> 00:43:45,789 they mostly stick to their compound... 721 00:43:45,899 --> 00:43:47,526 hold their daily services. 722 00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:57,173 I know I'm low man on the totem pole... 723 00:43:57,277 --> 00:43:59,802 but are you sure that's wise at this juncture, sir? 724 00:44:01,649 --> 00:44:05,210 Why? Because if you give us a few more days... 725 00:44:05,319 --> 00:44:08,777 I'm sure we can dig up something more substantial than the sheriff's... 726 00:44:12,893 --> 00:44:15,418 That's how you wanna play it. 727 00:44:15,529 --> 00:44:18,225 No, sir, I'm not questioning your call at all, sir. 728 00:44:18,332 --> 00:44:22,291 I'm saying that our history with situations like this hasn't been exactly... 729 00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:31,405 Yes, sir. It's dawn here now... 730 00:44:31,512 --> 00:44:34,379 but we can be fully mobilized and on site in an hour. 731 00:44:36,016 --> 00:44:37,483 I understand. 732 00:45:11,351 --> 00:45:12,318 Fuck! 733 00:45:17,725 --> 00:45:20,558 Tempted and tried 734 00:45:20,661 --> 00:45:24,324 We're oft made to wonder 735 00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:28,162 Why it should be 736 00:45:28,268 --> 00:45:31,396 All the day long 737 00:45:31,505 --> 00:45:36,465 While there are others 738 00:45:36,577 --> 00:45:40,104 Living about us 739 00:45:40,214 --> 00:45:43,706 Never molested 740 00:45:43,817 --> 00:45:47,412 Doing wrong 741 00:45:48,422 --> 00:45:51,721 When death has come 742 00:45:51,825 --> 00:45:55,454 And taken our loved one 743 00:45:55,562 --> 00:45:59,259 It makes our hearts 744 00:45:59,366 --> 00:46:03,427 So weary and drear 745 00:46:04,338 --> 00:46:08,604 Then do we wonder 746 00:46:08,709 --> 00:46:12,543 Why others prosper 747 00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:16,980 Living so wicked 748 00:46:17,084 --> 00:46:21,453 Year after year 749 00:46:21,555 --> 00:46:27,721 Farther along we'll know all about it 750 00:46:28,629 --> 00:46:35,933 Farther along we'll understand why 751 00:46:36,036 --> 00:46:40,496 Cheer up, my brother 752 00:46:40,607 --> 00:46:44,065 Live in the sunshine 753 00:46:44,178 --> 00:46:49,639 We'll understand it all by and by 754 00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:51,741 Come, sweetie. Come. Come. 755 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,287 Farther along 756 00:46:56,390 --> 00:47:00,759 We'll know all about it 757 00:47:01,595 --> 00:47:06,965 Farther along we'll understand why 758 00:47:20,914 --> 00:47:27,217 All by and by 759 00:47:47,774 --> 00:47:48,741 Fuck! 760 00:47:53,347 --> 00:47:55,042 Fast little monkey! 761 00:48:14,301 --> 00:48:17,065 Who fired? Who fired, goddamn it! 762 00:48:17,170 --> 00:48:18,501 Local Agent 3. 763 00:48:23,410 --> 00:48:25,344 Goddamn it! 764 00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:27,640 - What are you... - Who the fuck are you? 765 00:48:27,748 --> 00:48:29,443 Did he fire at us? 766 00:48:29,549 --> 00:48:31,779 - No, he was armed. - Did he open fire at us? 767 00:48:31,885 --> 00:48:34,251 - Son of a bitch had a machine gun! - They got kids in there, asshole! 768 00:48:34,354 --> 00:48:37,118 - Sorry! I'm sorry. - Kids you just turned into hostages! 769 00:48:37,224 --> 00:48:38,589 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Asshole! 770 00:48:38,692 --> 00:48:42,025 You can't talk to me, you son of a bitch. I am a King's County elected official! 771 00:48:42,129 --> 00:48:45,223 Sit your ass back in your vehicle! 772 00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:47,800 Now! 773 00:49:06,553 --> 00:49:09,317 How much you think a cross like that costs? 774 00:49:10,757 --> 00:49:13,225 You mean in dollars or common sense? 775 00:49:13,327 --> 00:49:15,056 Zing! 776 00:49:21,234 --> 00:49:23,828 We get the spike mic set up? 777 00:49:23,937 --> 00:49:27,338 Well, we were about to, and then Barney Fife happened. 778 00:49:28,442 --> 00:49:30,307 Well... 779 00:49:30,410 --> 00:49:33,811 Let's go old-school. We get any blueprints or whatnot? 780 00:49:36,650 --> 00:49:39,710 - 1922. - It's all county had. 781 00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:44,257 They haven't built an addition to the original structure for the last 50 years. No permits. 782 00:49:44,358 --> 00:49:48,089 They got anything on four legs except horses we gotta look out for? 783 00:49:48,195 --> 00:49:50,425 Isn't this a stable? 784 00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:52,498 No, that's Home Depot. 785 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,728 It was a stud farm. Belonged to the last neighbors the Coopers ever had... 786 00:49:56,837 --> 00:49:58,896 before Abin drove 'em off and bought the land. 787 00:49:59,006 --> 00:50:03,773 That's where they load up with all the lumber so they can build this elegant fucking fence. 788 00:50:03,877 --> 00:50:08,576 Million-dollar views from three directions and then, bam! "Casa de Bat Shit." 789 00:50:08,682 --> 00:50:11,845 Do you know how you get a valley this beautiful all to yourself? 790 00:50:11,952 --> 00:50:15,012 Put a giant fucking cross on your front lawn. 791 00:50:15,122 --> 00:50:16,749 Give me the horn. 792 00:50:22,896 --> 00:50:26,764 This is Special Agent Joseph Keenan of the ATF. 793 00:50:27,534 --> 00:50:30,662 We're here to execute a search warrant on the premises... 794 00:50:30,771 --> 00:50:34,707 on suspicion of violation of the National Firearms Act. 795 00:50:34,808 --> 00:50:40,246 Put down any weapons, come out with your hands up, and you will not be harmed. 796 00:50:40,347 --> 00:50:44,374 Repeat: You will not be harmed. 797 00:50:53,727 --> 00:50:57,424 I think it's the use of the word "repeat" that makes this work every time. 798 00:51:17,117 --> 00:51:18,675 You wanna breach? 799 00:51:22,656 --> 00:51:23,987 No. 800 00:51:25,158 --> 00:51:26,625 Give 'em a minute. 801 00:51:30,730 --> 00:51:33,255 Get a line opened up. 802 00:51:33,366 --> 00:51:35,357 Yeah, that's gonna... 803 00:51:37,137 --> 00:51:39,105 Come on! 804 00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:42,870 Goddamn it! 805 00:51:43,477 --> 00:51:45,672 Get down! Agent, get down! 806 00:51:54,888 --> 00:51:55,855 Right now! 807 00:51:58,158 --> 00:51:59,716 This is Special Agent Keenan, sir. 808 00:51:59,826 --> 00:52:02,954 Cooper's Dell has escalated into a firefight. 809 00:52:03,063 --> 00:52:05,031 Requesting backup. 810 00:52:05,132 --> 00:52:07,225 Get the fuck outta here. Go grab a rifle. 811 00:52:08,401 --> 00:52:11,393 The local sheriff shot and killed an armed assailant. 812 00:52:11,505 --> 00:52:14,997 We C-C'd. They opened fire. 813 00:52:15,108 --> 00:52:17,008 They shot Brooks. 814 00:52:17,110 --> 00:52:18,600 The fucking church people! 815 00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:22,377 They're heavy with AK's and TECs. 816 00:52:22,482 --> 00:52:23,972 I need backup now! 817 00:52:27,087 --> 00:52:29,851 You said this was gonna be a simple in-and-out, sir. 818 00:52:34,828 --> 00:52:36,659 Simple just shit itself. 819 00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:40,564 Media, sir? 820 00:52:42,035 --> 00:52:44,265 The closest TV station's a hundred miles away. 821 00:52:44,371 --> 00:52:46,066 The local paper prints once a week. 822 00:52:46,173 --> 00:52:47,834 Media's not a factor, sir. 823 00:52:54,514 --> 00:52:56,482 Sir, that sounds like... 824 00:52:59,519 --> 00:53:01,384 With all due respect, sir... 825 00:53:01,488 --> 00:53:04,616 maybe we should get the deputy assistant director on this call. 826 00:53:05,358 --> 00:53:07,952 Jesus Christ, there's kids in there, sir! 827 00:53:08,061 --> 00:53:10,757 Just give me another 10 minutes. I can open up a line... 828 00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:17,862 I'm gonna want something in writing to protect myself and my field office. 829 00:53:23,210 --> 00:53:26,771 No, I'm gonna need something more substantial than your word for this. 830 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:30,008 Either I get a text, or an e-mail, or something official... 831 00:53:30,116 --> 00:53:32,380 I can stand behind or it's no-go. 832 00:53:44,030 --> 00:53:46,157 Get on the ground! Get on the ground now! 833 00:53:48,201 --> 00:53:50,601 Down! Who else is coming out that door, huh? 834 00:53:50,704 --> 00:53:52,604 - It's just me. - Bullshit! 835 00:53:52,706 --> 00:53:54,833 There's kids in there and I wanna get 'em out. 836 00:54:04,951 --> 00:54:08,648 Is that Group 2? Are they sending us more agents? 837 00:54:08,755 --> 00:54:11,053 The situation's been reclassified. 838 00:54:11,758 --> 00:54:14,784 We're to take down this domestic terrorist cell. 839 00:54:14,894 --> 00:54:17,260 - We fired on them first, Joe. - We didn't. 840 00:54:17,364 --> 00:54:19,355 That fat fucking asshole local. 841 00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:21,800 What are the orders? 842 00:54:24,137 --> 00:54:27,163 Hold on a second. We don't even know what the goddamn situation is in there. 843 00:54:27,274 --> 00:54:30,573 Our intel is limited. We've had no fucking communication with them! 844 00:54:30,677 --> 00:54:32,838 "Our investigation of the Five Point Church..." 845 00:54:32,946 --> 00:54:35,847 at Cooper's Dell has uncovered an extremely hostile... 846 00:54:35,949 --> 00:54:38,679 domestic terrorist cell, heavily armed... 847 00:54:38,785 --> 00:54:41,720 "with intentions of bombing a local shopping mall this morning." 848 00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:43,288 You're fucking kidding me! 849 00:54:43,390 --> 00:54:45,551 "When we came with arrest warrants, they opened fire on us..." 850 00:54:45,659 --> 00:54:47,854 killing the assistant special agent in charge... 851 00:54:47,961 --> 00:54:51,727 "leaving us no choice but to take the premises with deadly force." 852 00:54:53,066 --> 00:54:54,829 Jesus Christ. 853 00:54:54,934 --> 00:54:57,960 There are women, and there are kids inside there, man. 854 00:54:58,071 --> 00:55:01,939 "In the resulting firefight, all suspects were killed." 855 00:55:06,546 --> 00:55:09,037 Give 'em the gas, then dynamic entry. 856 00:55:09,649 --> 00:55:11,082 Joe, the suits ain't here. 857 00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:15,079 We're here, Joe. You're here. You can call this. 858 00:55:15,188 --> 00:55:17,486 And then what, Harry? 859 00:55:17,590 --> 00:55:19,820 The FBI takes over, and we look like assholes... 860 00:55:19,926 --> 00:55:22,053 who can't do our jobs... again. 861 00:55:22,162 --> 00:55:25,029 That's what happens the minute a single news van rolls up... 862 00:55:25,131 --> 00:55:27,895 and any one of these people walks out of there alive... 863 00:55:28,001 --> 00:55:30,902 goes on CNN and says we're the bad guys. 864 00:55:31,004 --> 00:55:33,768 Doesn't matter who the fuck's around to tell it to the goddamn news. 865 00:55:33,873 --> 00:55:37,070 That's exactly what we're gonna be... the fucking bad guys! 866 00:55:37,177 --> 00:55:39,145 I got 18 years in. 867 00:55:39,245 --> 00:55:41,805 I'm not telling my wife she's gotta clip coupons till we're dead... 868 00:55:41,915 --> 00:55:44,850 'cause I couldn't follow a simple order, shitty as that order is. 869 00:55:44,951 --> 00:55:46,919 And we're not talking about Gandhi here. 870 00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:49,215 I got a piece of Brooks's skull in my fucking knee. 871 00:55:49,322 --> 00:55:51,381 They're shooting at us with military ordnance. 872 00:55:51,491 --> 00:55:53,652 These ain't a bunch of tweakers in a motel meth lab. 873 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,455 They are big bad eggs. 874 00:55:59,966 --> 00:56:02,196 Get your men ready for a breach. 875 00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:04,699 Sir, I've apprehended one of the suspects. 876 00:56:04,804 --> 00:56:06,271 Unarmed girl, early 20s. 877 00:56:06,373 --> 00:56:08,864 She's says she's the caretaker of the kids in the house. 878 00:56:08,975 --> 00:56:12,877 She says she wants to get the kids out the back without her people knowing. 879 00:56:12,979 --> 00:56:14,446 I think she's legit, sir. 880 00:56:14,547 --> 00:56:16,412 Requesting instructions. Over. 881 00:56:21,521 --> 00:56:24,081 This is a hostile domestic terrorist cell. 882 00:56:24,190 --> 00:56:25,748 Use of deadly force is permitted. 883 00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,926 - She's not even armed. Over. - We're not terrorists. 884 00:56:30,029 --> 00:56:32,361 Those are your goddamn orders. 885 00:56:33,733 --> 00:56:35,860 It's the wrong move, Joe. 886 00:56:39,372 --> 00:56:42,569 We're not terrorists. We're not. You can't do this. Please. 887 00:56:51,251 --> 00:56:52,946 - No! We're not terrorists! - Stay back! Stay back! 888 00:56:53,052 --> 00:56:56,112 Please, don't! Please! Oh, God. 889 00:57:02,028 --> 00:57:04,087 You need to take this gun and go back to the house, ma'am. 890 00:57:04,197 --> 00:57:06,028 - Run back to the house. - I don't want it. 891 00:57:06,132 --> 00:57:07,759 Take the gun and head back into the house! 892 00:57:07,867 --> 00:57:08,891 No! You're gonna shoot me! 893 00:57:09,002 --> 00:57:11,163 Take the fucking gun, bitch, and go to the house! 894 00:57:11,271 --> 00:57:13,171 No! Oh, God! 895 00:57:15,575 --> 00:57:17,406 Get in there! 896 00:57:21,281 --> 00:57:23,010 Your daddy's dead. 897 00:57:23,616 --> 00:57:25,709 This is how you respect his memory? 898 00:57:26,719 --> 00:57:28,880 By trying to run out on your family? 899 00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:32,185 No. Mama, they think we're terrorists. They're gonna kill us all. 900 00:57:32,292 --> 00:57:33,987 Good. 901 00:57:34,093 --> 00:57:36,857 Then I'll be in heaven with Caleb. 902 00:57:36,963 --> 00:57:39,158 Isn't that what you want? 903 00:57:39,265 --> 00:57:41,130 To be with your daddy and Jesus? 904 00:57:41,234 --> 00:57:44,362 But, Mama, what about Melanie and the babies? 905 00:57:44,471 --> 00:57:46,803 Me and the babies, Mama. 906 00:57:46,906 --> 00:57:50,808 "How sharper than a serpent's tooth to have a thankless child"! 907 00:57:50,910 --> 00:57:56,212 You get down on your knees and pray for God's forgiveness! 908 00:57:58,218 --> 00:58:00,186 When you get done with that... 909 00:58:00,286 --> 00:58:03,346 you take this, come join your family up front. 910 00:58:04,691 --> 00:58:06,682 Come on, come on. 911 00:58:15,268 --> 00:58:18,328 - Like a good Christian. - Yeah. 912 00:58:30,783 --> 00:58:33,217 They're trying to kill the children, Daddy. 913 00:58:33,319 --> 00:58:35,446 They're trying to kill us all, baby. 914 00:58:38,258 --> 00:58:40,283 I don't wanna live in this world no more. 915 00:58:41,961 --> 00:58:43,758 I wanna go to Jesus. 916 00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:49,267 Well, baby... 917 00:58:49,369 --> 00:58:50,836 if you die... 918 00:58:52,272 --> 00:58:56,766 fighting an army of sodomite-protecting idolaters... 919 00:58:56,876 --> 00:59:00,710 I suspect the good Lord's gonna give you a mansion in his kingdom. 920 00:59:02,815 --> 00:59:05,943 You always know what to say to make me feel better, Daddy. 921 00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:12,580 "Now learn ye the parable of a fig tree." 922 00:59:13,326 --> 00:59:14,793 Yes. 923 00:59:14,894 --> 00:59:17,362 Such as Matthew 24. 924 00:59:17,463 --> 00:59:19,795 "When his branch is yet tender..." 925 00:59:19,899 --> 00:59:21,298 and putteth forth leaves... 926 00:59:22,569 --> 00:59:24,298 "know that summer is nigh." 927 00:59:25,838 --> 00:59:26,805 Well, baby... 928 00:59:28,675 --> 00:59:31,906 looks like summer's about as nigh as it ever gonna get. 929 01:00:04,777 --> 01:00:06,642 Let's go. 930 01:00:06,746 --> 01:00:08,976 I shall see the face of the Lord... 931 01:00:09,082 --> 01:00:10,549 and the Lord's glory shall surely... 932 01:00:22,629 --> 01:00:24,893 You're gonna be quiet, okay? 933 01:00:24,998 --> 01:00:26,659 I don't wanna shoot you, but I will. 934 01:00:29,102 --> 01:00:30,364 Okay? 935 01:00:32,972 --> 01:00:34,530 Okay. 936 01:00:43,216 --> 01:00:45,207 Are Travis and Billy-Ray dead? 937 01:00:59,365 --> 01:01:00,992 So what? You gonna fucking kill me? 938 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,727 If you help me, I won't. 939 01:01:02,835 --> 01:01:05,065 Else I will, I swear. 940 01:01:13,646 --> 01:01:15,978 There's government agents outside... 941 01:01:16,082 --> 01:01:18,448 and they wanna come in here and kill my family. 942 01:01:18,551 --> 01:01:20,178 - Fucking good! - Will you shut up? 943 01:01:20,286 --> 01:01:22,379 I'm trying to save your life. 944 01:01:25,191 --> 01:01:28,718 Those government people... they're gonna kill you too. 945 01:01:28,828 --> 01:01:31,661 They already shot your friend... 946 01:01:31,764 --> 01:01:34,232 and they are gonna kill everyone in this house... 947 01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:36,733 'cause they screwed up what they came here to do. 948 01:01:36,836 --> 01:01:40,795 They're gonna kill us so that we can't tell on 'em. 949 01:01:42,108 --> 01:01:44,099 They don't want any witnesses... 950 01:01:44,210 --> 01:01:48,977 so they're gonna bust in here and shoot all of us... 951 01:01:49,082 --> 01:01:52,813 even my little brothers and my sister and my cousins. 952 01:01:53,853 --> 01:01:56,413 But I can't let the babies get killed. 953 01:01:56,522 --> 01:01:58,615 I've done some bad things. 954 01:01:58,725 --> 01:02:02,024 But if I let them babies get killed... 955 01:02:06,733 --> 01:02:09,793 They don't know what we've been up to in here. 956 01:02:09,902 --> 01:02:14,202 If they did, they could just arrest us. 957 01:02:14,307 --> 01:02:16,172 They could put us on trial... 958 01:02:16,275 --> 01:02:20,507 and then the Zionist media would make heroes out of 'em. 959 01:02:20,613 --> 01:02:23,081 But they are gonna need witnesses... 960 01:02:24,717 --> 01:02:26,446 and that's you. 961 01:02:28,287 --> 01:02:29,447 That's you. 962 01:02:31,357 --> 01:02:34,815 So, if you and me... 963 01:02:34,927 --> 01:02:38,693 we can get out there without gettin' killed... 964 01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:41,790 we can tell 'em what's really goin' on in the chapel. 965 01:02:41,901 --> 01:02:45,098 We do that, and they can't kill the babies. 966 01:02:56,182 --> 01:02:57,149 Sara, baby. 967 01:02:58,785 --> 01:03:00,446 Gimme some sweet tea, will you? 968 01:03:18,905 --> 01:03:20,896 - You want me to save your life? - No, no. 969 01:03:23,042 --> 01:03:24,976 You want me to save your life? 970 01:03:28,548 --> 01:03:30,413 You killed my fucking friends. 971 01:03:30,516 --> 01:03:34,179 It's not me I care about so much as I care about the kids. 972 01:03:35,755 --> 01:03:39,885 My cousin's kid ain't but three years old and my little sis... 973 01:03:43,095 --> 01:03:46,155 My little sister's only eight. 974 01:03:56,075 --> 01:03:57,406 Fuck you. 975 01:03:57,510 --> 01:04:00,877 You think they're gonna believe that you weren't one of us? 976 01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:05,007 They won't even give you the chance to tell 'em before they put one in your head. 977 01:04:05,618 --> 01:04:10,612 'Cause once they get inside here that is exactly what they're gonna do. 978 01:04:12,491 --> 01:04:14,083 You think I give a shit? 979 01:04:18,197 --> 01:04:20,188 Fuck you... 980 01:04:20,299 --> 01:04:22,062 and your stupid family. 981 01:04:22,168 --> 01:04:25,331 My two best friends are fucking dead. 982 01:04:25,438 --> 01:04:28,202 So you know what? Why don't you just go on and kill me too? 983 01:04:28,307 --> 01:04:31,708 You can take that gun and just fucking kill me too. 984 01:04:31,811 --> 01:04:33,472 Just put a bullet in my fucking head... 985 01:04:33,579 --> 01:04:37,140 because that's what I've been waiting for since you tied me to a fucking cross! 986 01:04:38,684 --> 01:04:40,345 Cheyenne! 987 01:04:41,687 --> 01:04:43,154 Please. 988 01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:46,391 Yeah, I bet Billy-Ray said please too. 989 01:04:47,593 --> 01:04:49,151 And they still killed him. 990 01:04:51,063 --> 01:04:52,894 So fuck you. 991 01:04:52,999 --> 01:04:55,126 And if you wanna save your precious fucking babies... 992 01:04:55,234 --> 01:04:57,759 why don't you suck a fucking rescue outta my dick, bitch? 993 01:04:59,538 --> 01:05:01,005 What? 994 01:05:01,107 --> 01:05:03,132 You get away from her, you heathen! 995 01:05:03,242 --> 01:05:05,904 - Get the fuck off me! - You! 996 01:05:06,012 --> 01:05:08,446 Mama, please! Mama, stop it! 997 01:05:08,547 --> 01:05:11,573 - Mama, please! Mama! - Get off! 998 01:05:13,419 --> 01:05:16,616 - You damn heathen! - Get the fuck off me! 999 01:05:16,722 --> 01:05:18,485 What are you trying to do to her? 1000 01:05:18,591 --> 01:05:21,458 Trying to get what you came for? What did you do to my girl? 1001 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:22,686 Mama! 1002 01:05:24,196 --> 01:05:26,187 What's the matter with you, girl? 1003 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,625 What's got over you? 1004 01:05:29,735 --> 01:05:33,102 Will you put that gun down? His friends killed your daddy. 1005 01:05:33,205 --> 01:05:35,469 If we just confess, they can't kill the babies. 1006 01:05:59,098 --> 01:06:01,032 No, don't go anywhere! 1007 01:06:17,850 --> 01:06:20,910 There's men outside and they aim to kill us. 1008 01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:24,478 So you take everybody up to the attic, okay? 1009 01:06:24,590 --> 01:06:27,855 You barricade the door. Okay? 1010 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:29,552 What'd you do? 1011 01:06:29,662 --> 01:06:32,256 You do it! You get 'em up there, goddamn it! 1012 01:06:32,365 --> 01:06:35,163 - You do it right now! - What did you do, Cheyenne? 1013 01:06:35,267 --> 01:06:38,430 - Go! - Mama! 1014 01:06:38,537 --> 01:06:41,005 Mommy! Mommy! 1015 01:06:43,642 --> 01:06:45,234 Is Mama dead? 1016 01:06:50,349 --> 01:06:50,815 Listen. 1017 01:06:52,485 --> 01:06:57,650 You go on with Maggie and the other kids upstairs now, okay? 1018 01:06:57,757 --> 01:07:01,955 You go up to the attic and you stay there until I come get you. 1019 01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:06,896 You don't open that door for nobody else but me, okay? You understand? 1020 01:07:07,666 --> 01:07:09,293 Okay, you go on now. 1021 01:07:09,402 --> 01:07:10,869 Quick, like a bunny. 1022 01:07:22,581 --> 01:07:24,048 Stevie, go! 1023 01:07:30,656 --> 01:07:32,214 Go, go, go! 1024 01:07:44,403 --> 01:07:46,132 Cocksuckers! 1025 01:08:10,529 --> 01:08:11,791 Mordechai! 1026 01:08:11,897 --> 01:08:15,162 Top of the crown! Top of the crown! 1027 01:08:27,313 --> 01:08:29,042 The Lord is our shepherd. 1028 01:08:29,982 --> 01:08:31,973 The Lord is my shepherd. 1029 01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:03,747 Team, get ready to flank! 1030 01:09:27,873 --> 01:09:29,101 No! 1031 01:10:02,308 --> 01:10:05,209 - Freeze! Drop your weapon! - Look, don't shoot. I'm a hostage, okay? 1032 01:10:05,311 --> 01:10:08,542 - We need to talk to who's in charge. - Drop the fucking gun! 1033 01:10:08,647 --> 01:10:10,615 You don't have to do this. 1034 01:10:10,716 --> 01:10:11,978 Get back. 1035 01:10:12,084 --> 01:10:14,609 There's enough evidence to put us all away for life. 1036 01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:16,153 - Don't move! - Get back, all right? 1037 01:10:16,255 --> 01:10:18,746 There's babies in the attic! 1038 01:10:22,061 --> 01:10:23,028 No! 1039 01:10:26,699 --> 01:10:28,166 You all right? 1040 01:10:41,013 --> 01:10:43,106 What the fuck was that? 1041 01:11:04,737 --> 01:11:07,365 Yes, sir! 1042 01:11:07,473 --> 01:11:11,204 Yes, sir! He's calling us home! 1043 01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:12,834 Come on, come on! 1044 01:11:12,945 --> 01:11:16,437 Come on, children! Come on! 1045 01:11:20,419 --> 01:11:23,513 Everywhere, everywhere 1046 01:11:24,189 --> 01:11:26,680 Drop the artillery! 1047 01:11:50,316 --> 01:11:53,046 There be no need for that anymore. 1048 01:11:53,152 --> 01:11:55,245 Where's that sound coming from? 1049 01:11:55,354 --> 01:11:57,652 "And the four angels were loosed..." 1050 01:11:57,756 --> 01:12:01,783 which were prepared for an hour and a day... 1051 01:12:01,894 --> 01:12:04,385 and a month and a year... 1052 01:12:04,496 --> 01:12:06,862 "to slay a third of men." 1053 01:12:08,901 --> 01:12:11,062 Hear ye! 1054 01:12:11,170 --> 01:12:14,105 His sacred call to arms! 1055 01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:17,698 The heavenly trumpets sound his name! 1056 01:12:17,810 --> 01:12:20,438 The one true God comes to rapture! 1057 01:12:20,546 --> 01:12:23,106 His faithful slay the wicked... 1058 01:12:23,215 --> 01:12:27,549 and send this evil world straight to hell! 1059 01:12:29,655 --> 01:12:32,249 Enough! Enough, goddamn it! Enough! 1060 01:12:32,358 --> 01:12:34,622 Wait a minute! Just wait a minute, everybody. 1061 01:12:37,329 --> 01:12:39,923 No more fire and brimstone, preacher! 1062 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:43,195 What does that sound mean? 1063 01:12:43,302 --> 01:12:45,031 Well, boy... 1064 01:12:46,472 --> 01:12:50,738 there ain't nothing left but fire and brimstone. 1065 01:12:51,343 --> 01:12:52,810 Can't you hear? 1066 01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:54,902 Can't you hear? 1067 01:12:57,182 --> 01:13:00,242 This is the Lord's day of judgment. 1068 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,681 Four trumpet blasts. 1069 01:13:03,789 --> 01:13:05,814 The seals have been opened... 1070 01:13:05,924 --> 01:13:08,586 and the horsemen dispatched. 1071 01:13:08,694 --> 01:13:10,662 Three more blasts... 1072 01:13:10,763 --> 01:13:16,224 and he closes the book on this wicked, wicked world! 1073 01:13:16,335 --> 01:13:19,600 - Praise His name! - Praise His name! 1074 01:13:19,705 --> 01:13:21,229 So come on! 1075 01:13:22,207 --> 01:13:24,141 Come on, G-man. 1076 01:13:25,077 --> 01:13:26,942 "G" for "Godless." 1077 01:13:27,045 --> 01:13:29,104 "G" for "government." 1078 01:13:29,214 --> 01:13:30,909 Come on. 1079 01:13:31,016 --> 01:13:32,916 Come on. Shoot me. 1080 01:13:33,018 --> 01:13:35,452 Shoot me, you bootlicking... 1081 01:13:35,554 --> 01:13:39,183 flag-worshipping heathen! 1082 01:13:39,291 --> 01:13:43,352 Shoot me! It only hastens my reward in eternity. 1083 01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:47,796 Shoot me! Shoot me! 1084 01:13:55,674 --> 01:13:58,165 And then what happened? 1085 01:13:58,277 --> 01:14:00,370 Special Agent Keenan? 1086 01:14:01,380 --> 01:14:03,371 Special Agent Keenan? 1087 01:14:03,482 --> 01:14:04,949 What happened? 1088 01:14:07,319 --> 01:14:09,753 I subdued the suspect... 1089 01:14:09,855 --> 01:14:11,447 with a head butt. 1090 01:14:12,057 --> 01:14:15,720 - A head butt? - Yes, sir. The suspect was standing... 1091 01:14:16,728 --> 01:14:18,855 unnaturally close. 1092 01:14:19,665 --> 01:14:24,068 And then the trumpet blast sounded three more times, and a fourth and a fifth. 1093 01:14:24,169 --> 01:14:26,603 By then it was pretty clear the rapture wasn't going to happen. 1094 01:14:26,705 --> 01:14:30,835 So we rounded up the remaining Five Pointers. 1095 01:14:30,943 --> 01:14:32,570 On the record, Agent Keenan... 1096 01:14:32,678 --> 01:14:35,078 this inquiry commends you for peaceably containing... 1097 01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:37,011 a potentially explosive situation. 1098 01:14:37,115 --> 01:14:39,583 But, off the record... 1099 01:14:39,685 --> 01:14:42,483 you disobeyed a direct order from a superior, Joe. 1100 01:14:43,489 --> 01:14:45,650 I did. 1101 01:14:45,757 --> 01:14:49,989 And I have no excuse that's gonna mean anything here. 1102 01:14:53,832 --> 01:14:55,561 Yeah. Yeah. 1103 01:15:10,148 --> 01:15:12,844 Well, it is the finding of this inquiry... 1104 01:15:12,951 --> 01:15:15,010 that Special Agent Joseph Keenan be relieved... 1105 01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:17,588 as head of Field Office 263. 1106 01:15:17,689 --> 01:15:20,351 He's to be placed on one-week leave without pay... 1107 01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:22,256 after which time he'll report to the Washington office... 1108 01:15:22,361 --> 01:15:24,761 for reassignment in the District. 1109 01:15:26,965 --> 01:15:28,432 I'm getting promoted? 1110 01:15:33,105 --> 01:15:34,663 You're still gonna kill him. 1111 01:15:34,773 --> 01:15:37,173 The United States government doesn't kill people, Agent Keenan... 1112 01:15:37,276 --> 01:15:39,244 in or out of custody. 1113 01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:47,347 Of course we're gonna kill him, Joe. 1114 01:15:47,452 --> 01:15:48,919 We're gonna kill him with kindness. 1115 01:15:49,021 --> 01:15:52,218 - You're gonna let him go to trial? - Oh, come on. 1116 01:15:52,324 --> 01:15:55,452 - What is this, September 10, 2001? - Patriot Act, bitch. 1117 01:15:55,561 --> 01:15:58,655 We can plant him forever, okay? Without a trial. 1118 01:15:58,764 --> 01:16:01,927 Never show him the light of day, let alone a TV camera or a microphone. 1119 01:16:02,034 --> 01:16:03,058 How... 1120 01:16:03,168 --> 01:16:05,398 What do you think we've been doing the last 10 years? 1121 01:16:05,504 --> 01:16:08,496 Yeah. It's terrorism, Joe. Okay? 1122 01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:12,338 If you kill an American because of a religious belief, you are a terrorist... 1123 01:16:12,444 --> 01:16:14,742 and terrorists get locked the fuck up. 1124 01:16:14,846 --> 01:16:17,940 If it's all so easy to put these people away for life... 1125 01:16:18,050 --> 01:16:19,847 why was I given those orders? 1126 01:16:22,554 --> 01:16:23,578 Truth? 1127 01:16:25,223 --> 01:16:27,691 - 'Cause fuck people like this. - They're animals. 1128 01:16:27,793 --> 01:16:29,420 I mean, don't get me wrong. Jesus saves. 1129 01:16:29,528 --> 01:16:33,191 He ain't gonna save Abin Cooper from a fuck-load of prison rape. 1130 01:16:33,298 --> 01:16:36,267 Daily shtuppings by Coke-can cocks. 1131 01:16:36,368 --> 01:16:38,097 Savor that irony, Joe. 1132 01:16:41,907 --> 01:16:43,374 Hey, what was it? 1133 01:16:44,910 --> 01:16:47,242 - The trumpet blast. - Pardon? 1134 01:16:47,346 --> 01:16:50,042 The trumpet blast... What was it really? 1135 01:16:50,148 --> 01:16:52,048 Oh, that. 1136 01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:53,640 Some new neighbors... 1137 01:16:53,752 --> 01:16:57,449 these eco kids from the university with a compost collective... 1138 01:16:57,556 --> 01:17:02,550 they got an acre off the ass end of the Five Point property, other side of the hill. 1139 01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:05,858 Abin's been giving 'em a bunch of guff because of the smell of the compost. 1140 01:17:05,964 --> 01:17:08,956 - Was it bad? - Gets so you can taste it. 1141 01:17:10,035 --> 01:17:12,560 But Abin's been harassing these kids... 1142 01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:14,468 sending some of his bigger boys over... 1143 01:17:14,573 --> 01:17:16,473 to bitch at first... 1144 01:17:16,575 --> 01:17:18,668 maybe break a window or two. 1145 01:17:18,777 --> 01:17:20,608 Then I guess they went old-school... 1146 01:17:20,712 --> 01:17:24,910 Lots of sugar in gas tanks, burning bags of dog shit. 1147 01:17:25,017 --> 01:17:27,645 - College kids. - No, that was Cooper and his church. 1148 01:17:27,753 --> 01:17:30,688 The eco kids never so much as called the cops. 1149 01:17:30,789 --> 01:17:32,347 They... 1150 01:17:33,458 --> 01:17:35,426 They got creative instead. 1151 01:17:35,527 --> 01:17:39,327 They thought it'd be funny to take a page out of Revelations... 1152 01:17:39,431 --> 01:17:42,423 and get Cooper and his family's hopes up with the trumpets. 1153 01:17:43,735 --> 01:17:49,230 So they got this big-ass, rusty old siren... 1154 01:17:49,341 --> 01:17:51,935 from a firehouse that just got a new one. 1155 01:17:52,044 --> 01:17:56,845 The fire chief said they could have the damn thing as long as they carted it off. 1156 01:17:56,948 --> 01:17:58,711 It's big as a Mini Cooper. 1157 01:17:58,817 --> 01:18:01,911 So they truck this thing down to their compost collective... 1158 01:18:02,020 --> 01:18:05,786 they put it in a barn, they hook it up to an iPod of all things... 1159 01:18:05,891 --> 01:18:08,359 and they played these single-note trumpet blasts... 1160 01:18:08,460 --> 01:18:10,291 that they pulled off the Internet. 1161 01:18:10,395 --> 01:18:12,727 And they had no idea that you were even there. 1162 01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:16,767 It was just dumb luck. 1163 01:18:23,742 --> 01:18:27,109 Oh, those eco kids with the compost collective? 1164 01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:30,905 Turns out it was a cover for a marijuana grow-house. 1165 01:18:31,016 --> 01:18:32,916 They're being booked right now. 1166 01:18:33,018 --> 01:18:35,486 But considering how they probably saved a bunch more lives... 1167 01:18:35,587 --> 01:18:37,384 Yeah, yeah. I'll write a letter. 1168 01:18:38,790 --> 01:18:39,814 Yeah. 1169 01:18:40,792 --> 01:18:42,259 Hey, Joe. 1170 01:18:44,496 --> 01:18:46,293 Really... 1171 01:18:46,398 --> 01:18:48,332 why did you shine the direct? 1172 01:18:54,773 --> 01:18:58,004 My grandma on my mother's side... 1173 01:18:59,111 --> 01:19:01,773 she had these two dogs, pure bloodhounds... 1174 01:19:03,215 --> 01:19:05,206 both came up the same litter. 1175 01:19:05,317 --> 01:19:10,414 She kept them and gave the rest away to the neighbors. 1176 01:19:10,522 --> 01:19:13,980 Both known each other since they had shit in their eyes. 1177 01:19:14,092 --> 01:19:17,653 Neither one ever treated any better than the other one. 1178 01:19:17,763 --> 01:19:20,254 Gentlest dogs you'd ever care to meet. 1179 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:24,163 So anyway... 1180 01:19:24,269 --> 01:19:27,636 Thanksgiving of my ninth year, these two old dogs are trailing me around... 1181 01:19:27,739 --> 01:19:32,802 'cause they know the score... I'm a animal lover who never finishes his supper. 1182 01:19:32,911 --> 01:19:35,402 So right before I get up from the table... 1183 01:19:35,514 --> 01:19:38,642 I toss these two old-timers a turkey leg... 1184 01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:40,615 attached to a hunk of cartilage. 1185 01:19:43,255 --> 01:19:45,780 And it was like they'd never met. 1186 01:19:45,891 --> 01:19:48,155 They went at each other so ferociously... 1187 01:19:48,260 --> 01:19:52,094 all tooth and claw and jugular... 1188 01:19:52,197 --> 01:19:54,825 They forgot anything they ever had in common... 1189 01:19:54,933 --> 01:19:59,393 and scrapped like that discard decided between their standing and dying. 1190 01:20:06,812 --> 01:20:10,748 People just do the strangest things when they believe they're entitled. 1191 01:20:14,152 --> 01:20:17,610 But they do even stranger things when they just plain believe. 1192 01:20:19,157 --> 01:20:21,853 I see the face of Jesus 1193 01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:25,054 On my way tonight 1194 01:20:29,434 --> 01:20:34,838 He says to me Old sinner, come on in 1195 01:20:37,509 --> 01:20:41,001 I see the face of Jesus 1196 01:20:42,647 --> 01:20:45,081 In that great white light 1197 01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:50,821 And my savior makes me whole again 1198 01:20:54,826 --> 01:20:57,795 In his shining eyes... 1199 01:20:59,464 --> 01:21:02,024 In his shining eyes... 1200 01:21:03,235 --> 01:21:05,066 I see the promise... 1201 01:21:07,239 --> 01:21:10,208 of all forgiveness that sets you free. 1202 01:21:12,410 --> 01:21:14,810 I see the face of Jesus... 1203 01:21:15,714 --> 01:21:17,682 on my way this night. 1204 01:21:22,354 --> 01:21:27,018 And my savior's light to comfort me 1205 01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:28,888 Shut the fuck up!91231