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Well, it's that time of year again.
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The town of Natesville,
famous for its rich soil
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that for reasons unknown
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produces the plumpest radishesin the world,
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is celebrating
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its annual Thanksgiving Radish
Harvest Festival.
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Natesville!
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Hey, stop doing that.
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Not only is the festivalan opportunity
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for Natesville residentsto show off their radishes,
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it's also an opportunityto show off the radish's
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many uses as a food, a garnishand as a projectile.
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Oh!
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What?
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Winner, winner,
Thanksgiving radish dinner.
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The festival also offerssmall business owners
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who are afraid of the Internetthe opportunity to advertise.
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Knock Knock Knock Housekeeping.
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Call the gals in pink
to remove your stink.
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This week-long event also gives
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some of the city's unsungand unpaid heroes
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their day in the sun.
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Today's security is provided
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by the Natesville Auxiliary Police.
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This year the mall cops
loaned us their Segways,
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and the high school donated whistles.
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So, if you miss it this year,
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make sure you get here next year
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so the people of Natesville can...
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Show you our radishes!
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I'm Dave Davidson,
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and this has been
"Where the Heck Is Dave Today?"
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Natesville!
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Whoo!
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♪ Here we go
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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This ice cream is disgusting.
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The radish is not a
desserty vegetable.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You know our daughter, Annette?
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And this is our grandson, June Bug.
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Look at you with a kid of your own
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throwing explosives.
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Seems like it was just yesterday
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we were at this same festival
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watching you and
Jimmy play with fireworks.
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Radish revelers,
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can I have your attention, please?
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No.
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Over here, on the stage.
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Before I bring out this
year's entertainment,
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Allman Skynyrd,
a patchwork of survivors
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from Lynyrd Skynyrd
and the Allman Brothers,
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I have an announcement
about the annual candy drive.
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Now, as always,
it's you kids of Natesville
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that raise the money
for this wonderful festival.
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The child who sells the most candy
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gets to be the little pilgrim
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in the "We're Thankful
for Radishes"
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Thanksgiving Day float.
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Yeah, I was the little pilgrim once.
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Are you kidding me?
Nah.
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If you would have played
the little pilgrim card
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when we first met,
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you would've gotten
in my pants a lot sooner.
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It did get me a couple of
kisses on the playground.
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It was the first time in my life
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that I ever achieved anything.
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I felt special.
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Everyone was looking up to me,and I made the most of it.
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I win, you lose, I win, you lose.
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Now I want Hope to feel
the way I felt that day.
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It could be just the boost
her self-esteem needs
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to finally get
her potty-trained.
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Oh, that would be good.
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I think she's starting to understand
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that squatting behind the couch
and grunting
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is losing its charm.
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Candy sale pickup
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is now... open!
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Go, go, go!
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Look at them.
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I'm glad we're grandparents.
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Yep, selling candy
is a young parent's game.
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Glad I'm retired
from all this candy madness.
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June Bug, not at the head.
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Hey, hey, it's Jimmy!
Give me.
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Oh, hell no.
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People, people, show some decorum.
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This is the Radish Festival.
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The world is watching.
The world is watching!
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Take it easy, Hope.
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Grandpa spent a lot of money
trying to win that horse.
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Don't pull Trigger's ear off, okay?
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I think she named it Clip Clop.
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Well, Trigger hates that name.
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How many bars do you think
we need to sell so Hope
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can be the little pilgrim
and ride on the radish float?
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I don't know, and if I were you,
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I wouldn't get too invested
in her winning.
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But she has to win.
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Look, I want her to feel like I did.
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I mean, it gave me the
confidence to go after
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things that seemed impossible.
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Like grow Ricky Radish.
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Or Sabrina.
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Oh, thank you.
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I meant Sabrina Squash.
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Well, that's humbling.
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Anyway, I hear you guys
are candy-selling pros.
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You have any tips for us?
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No, absolutely not.
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We cannot get involved
with this. No way.
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Why?
Don't ask questions.
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What's the big deal? Why?
Shh.
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No, please.
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Stop. No.
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Shh.
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Mmm.
Why can't you help?
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Just tell him.
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What are you doing in there?
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I was hoping the cabinet
would transport me
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to a magical place
where none of you existed.
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How's that working out?
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Not well and we have mice.
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Just tell the boy.
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It's better coming from you.
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Wha...
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Fine, but I'm warning you,
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this family did things
we are ashamed of.
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Things you're gonna wishyou didn't know about.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
this sounds like a great story.
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Do you guys have any popcorn?
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It's on top of the cupboard.
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Hey, remember that tall girl
you dated in high school?
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What's her name?
Rachel.
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That's right.
Rachel.
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Wonder what she's up to.
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What I am about to tell you
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never leaves this room.
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It all happened 20 years agoat the Radish Festival.
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I had just started working atKnock Knock Knock Housekeeping.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please excuse my sweating.
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It must be at least
70 degrees out here.
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Now, remember, if you don't want
next year's entertainment
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to be me covering
Blues Traveler's songs again,
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we're gonna need every child
to participate
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in the candy drive.
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So what do you say, parents?
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Come and get this candy.
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Look at them.
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You know those crazy parents
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will be selling the
candy for their kids.
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Which will teach the kids nothing.
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I guarantee you, 20 years from now,
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those brats
will still be living at home.
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Rosa and I were speakingthe same language,
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even though she had a funny accent.
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We both agreed that we wouldn't be
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the kind of parents who do everything
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for their kids.
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It's hot. Can I get in?
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Have you sold any candy?
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Not yet.
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Sorry, kid.
No cash, no splash.
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Kiddie pool's for closers.
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Oh, come on, can't you help me?
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I want to be the little pilgrim.
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Sorry, hon, no can do.
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We're doing this for your own good.
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Work builds character.
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Ooh.
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I'm gonna see if Rosa and Carlos
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will give us some free Astro Pops.
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Count me in. I want one.
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Me, too.
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Sorry kid, Astro Pops are for closers.
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Hey!
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I thought we said we weren't
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gonna help them sell chocolate.
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Andale, ándale, ándale!
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Jimmy, remember how we said we were
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finally gonna take you to the
movies tonight to see Aladdin?
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Yeah!
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Well, that's off.
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We're going to war.
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You guys suck at this.
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We tried.
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We went to every house
in the neighborhood,
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but no one even answered the door.
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Those crazy religious people
ruined it for everyone.
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The problem isn't you, Virginia.
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It's those crummy candy bars.
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Just 'cause they're brown
and filled with nuts
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doesn't mean they need
to taste like crap.
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Don't worry.
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Maw Maw's got an idea.
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It was time for us
to bring out the big guns.
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So Maw Maw started
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whipping up a batchof her own special chocolate.
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Of course, she only usedthe finest of ingredients.
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There were plenty of peoplein the confection game,
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but what made her cocoa so loco
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was her secret ingredient,
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bacon drippings.
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She had created the most delicious
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and addictive food known to man.
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We called it Maw Maw's Magic Brown.
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Once people got a taste, word spread.
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Everyone was hooked.
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And that started a major turf war.
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Burt!
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They hit us,
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but we hit them back harder.
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When the dust had settled
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and the candy was gone,
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it was time to count up the earnings
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and see who was gonna ride that float.
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Well,
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quite a lot of chimmies
in those changas.
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Looks like Rosa's the winner.
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Hold on.
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I've got this contest
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in the bag.
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Or should I say,
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bags?
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That was Burt's line,but I think he stole it
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from an episode of MacGyver.
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Seeing Jimmy up on that floatmade me feel proud
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that we were able to winthe contest for him.
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He was so happy.
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But then I realized thateven though Jimmy was happy,
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we made another child very sad,
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and all of a sudden,I didn't feel so good.
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At that moment,Rosa and I both realized
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there are no winners in a candy war.
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And there's been peace
between the families ever since.
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So if you want Hope
to ride on that float,
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you're gonna have to do it
without our help.
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Fine. I'll do it on my own.
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We need to call a plumber.
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The toilet in here won't flush.
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I thought you said "cookie."
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It sounded like
you said "cookie."
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Why would I say, "If we hurry,
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we can have a cookie in the shower"?
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Doesn't even make sense.
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That's why I said no.
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Damn, never get that one back.
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Rosa?
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Andale, ándale, ándale!
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Andale, ándale, ándale!
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Rosa's back in the candy game!
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She and Carlos
are selling chocolate bars
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out of their ice cream truck.
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That dirty, lying,
chocolate-slinging ho!
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Fire up the Bunsen burner.
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We're gonna drop some
cocoa madness on those chumps.
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Once we learned Rosa was
back to dealing candy bars,
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we knew our only chance atgetting Hope to win the contest
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was to pull Maw Maw out of retirement.
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When Maw Maw's recipe hit the streets,
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the Chance family was back on top.
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When Rosa's family knew
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we were back in business,
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things got rough.
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Let this be a lesson.
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Don't screw with the Flores family.
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And we weren't gonna
take that lying down.
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As sticky as thingswere getting on the streets,
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things were startingto melt on the inside, too.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Are you boosting?
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Come on.
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I need it. I just...
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We've been working all night,
and I-I need the energy.
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Plus they're just...
they're so good.
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Bitch, you know we don't
get high on our own supply.
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Oh!
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While we were
fighting mayhem at home,
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the Flores cartel decidedto hit us where it really hurt.
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Maw Maw stepped things up
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by making the chocolate even stronger.
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Nobody could resist our latest strain.
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Come on, man,
just give me some chocolate.
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A chunk, a section,
a little bitty square.
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I can't do it, Frank.
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Barney said I can't sell in the store.
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Barney also said,
if I just wander around
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doing nothing all day, he'll fire me.
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That was ten years ago.
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Give me some.
I know you're holding.
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Hey, get out of there.
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Stop it.
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Get out. No, no, no, no.
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What do we have here?
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That's Maw Maw's Magic Brown.
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It's back on the street?
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James, my office now!
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Frank,
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if you don't stop wandering
around, I'll fire you.
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"You have been detained
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"by a Natesville auxiliary
police officer.
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"You have the right to remain silent.
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"You also have the right
to leave at any point
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"because said auxiliary officer
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has no legal authority
to detain you."
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Wait, so I can just leave?
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Not if you ever want
your daughter to ride on top
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of the "We're Thankful
for Radishes" float.
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Oh, Barney, come on.
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Don't make Hope suffer just
because you have a beef with me.
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Oh, this has nothing to do with you.
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You're small potatoes.
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I want the russet.
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The what?
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The russet.
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It's the king of potatoes.
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How do you work in produce
and not know that?
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Fine. I'll go get you a potato.
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I don't want a potato.
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I want your mother.
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20 years ago, your motherand I had a run-in.
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Hold on.
I've got this contest
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in the bag.
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Or should I say, bags?
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Wow, this is a lot of money, Virginia.
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How'd you sell so much candy?
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Guess I just have a knack for it.
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I find that hard to believe.
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Yeah, well, I find it hard
to believe that an aspirin
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just knows when I've got
a pain in my neck, but it does.
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Got any aspirin?
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Aisle two.
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I was darn sure your mother cheated,
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and like any goodauxiliary police officer,
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I was gonna keep the pressureon until she admitted it.
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You cheated.
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Prove it.
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And over the years,I've never let it go.
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You cheated!
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Prove it.
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You cheated.
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Prove it.
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Knock Knock Knock Housekeeping.
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You cheated.
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Prove it.
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So, James, I guess the radish
is in your basket now.
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How do you want to play it?
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Barney, please.
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Don't make me rat out my own mom.
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Snitches get stitches.
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I'm not asking you to be a snitch.
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I'm asking you to do what's best
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for you and your daughter.
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You want her to be
the little pilgrim, don't you?
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What do I have to do?
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I don't have to beat up
my own mom, do I?
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Absolutely not.
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You are gonna wear a wire.
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You cheated.
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Prove it!
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Oh, I will.
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I finally will.
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Back at the chocolate factory,
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things were really out of control.
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Hopped up on chocolate,
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nobody had slept for days.
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And everyone was goingmore than a little crazy.
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You weren't followed here, were you?
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I think Rosa's got ties
to the Mexican Air Force.
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Listen, you hear that?
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Choppers!
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I don't see them.
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00:18:54,587 --> 00:18:57,389
I think they've been camouflaged
to look like the sky.
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00:18:57,423 --> 00:18:58,924
They invented the chalupa.
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00:18:58,942 --> 00:19:01,760
How hard can the
invisible helicopter be?
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How's it going, Mom?
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Oh, damn it, Jimmy, I was up to four,
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and now I've got
to start all over again.
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Chopper! I see one.
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It looks just like a bird.
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Yeah, sorry to interrupt you
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from counting money from
our current candy sales,
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which we have gotten by cheating
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when we added a secret
addictive ingredient
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to the chocolate bar.
Get out of my face.
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00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:26,502
So I have to push the big
button and the little red button?
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The little red button
is inside the big button.
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Oh, I'm doing it right now.
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He's wearing a wire.
He's wearing a wire!
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It's the....
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You're gonna talk, Jimmy.
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Who gave you the wire?
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Ow, you got chocolate in my eye.
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You're ruining a good
thing here, Jimmy.
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Tell us where that wire came from.
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Tell us!
We're not playing around.
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00:20:02,205 --> 00:20:03,372
Ricky!
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It was Barney.
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He told me he'd rig the contest
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00:20:09,846 --> 00:20:11,830
so that Hope
could be the little pilgrim
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00:20:11,848 --> 00:20:14,099
if I helped him prove you've
been cheating all these years.
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00:20:15,768 --> 00:20:17,886
Why didn't you
just tell us that, you idiot?
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00:20:17,937 --> 00:20:19,354
The only reason we've been doing this
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is to get Hope on that float.
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00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:22,558
Oh.
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00:20:22,609 --> 00:20:24,610
Potty.
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00:20:25,728 --> 00:20:27,896
Come on, sweetie.
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Get comfy.
All right, sweetie.
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00:20:30,233 --> 00:20:32,684
Daddy is so proud.
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00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:39,458
Hey!
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Fine, you're right.
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00:20:42,212 --> 00:20:43,545
I cheated.
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00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:44,713
I knew you were dirty.
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00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:46,832
Not any worse than you,
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rigging this contest just to get me
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00:20:48,534 --> 00:20:50,219
to confess to rigging the contest.
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00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:51,720
Hey, no one's innocent.
422
00:20:51,754 --> 00:20:53,371
The real little pilgrim of Natesville
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00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:54,756
was a psychotic dwarf
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who slaughtered
an entire Indian village
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to get a basket of radishes.
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00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,320
Parents can sometimes
go a little too far
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where their kids are concerned.
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You never know how much helpto give them,
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and the truth is the kidsprobably don't even care.
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00:21:16,529 --> 00:21:17,729
It's the adults
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00:21:17,747 --> 00:21:19,281
that get caught up in the competition.
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00:21:19,332 --> 00:21:20,949
I know you cheated.
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00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,734
Prove it.
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That's our girl.
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