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That guy is so creepy, you guys.
He keeps following me around.
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Okay, can we just, like,
can we go home now?
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-No. I wanna do one more.
-This is the last one.
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Yeah. Let's do the last maze.
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Get your scares while you can.
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Orange Grove Community Fair Horror Night
is coming to a close.
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I don 't know why you're so freaked out,
you're with us, don ’t worry.
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This better be worth it.
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Okay, just stay in front of me.
You go first.
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Get your scares while you can.
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Orange Grove Community Fair Horror Night
is coming to a close.
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That thing is so cheesy.
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You guys, it's a dead... end.
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Seriously?
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It's not funny.
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Enter if you dare.
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Great. It's a dead end.
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Shit. Another scare?
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Wait.
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You're the one that's been
following me all night, aren't you?
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Okay, stop.
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I'm scared, okay?
Is that what you wanna hear?
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Now, leave me alone.
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Thank you so much.
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Nat? Oh, my God! What? You're here!
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What? Oh, my God!
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-How are you?
-l'm good! How are you?
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-l'm good.
-Yeah.
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-Yay.
-Wow, why is she here?
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Well, hello, Grade School.
It's good to see you. How's life?
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It's great. Yeah. Why are you here?
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She didn't tell you?
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Dude, I live here now.
It's awesome, right?
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I'm so glad you're here.
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l was just telling Taylor
how I hoped you'd make it.
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Such a surprise!
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Huge surprise.
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Why?
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Why is it surprising?
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Well, I mean, just last time we talked,
you said you were studying.
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So I didn't know if...
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Studying?
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Dude, it's October, it is fun time.
You save that for December.
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Well, some of us
have scholarships, Taylor.
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Kinda need to keep mine.
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You kinda need to get laid.
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Brooke, your bestie needs to get some,
and lucky for her, Gavin's coming tonight!
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You remember Gavin. Brook already told me
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you've wanted to ride that D
since you first laid eyes on him.
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-Wow.
-Yeah. See, | listen.
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I really wish you didn't.
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"Ride that D," huh?
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Her, of all people?
God, she's never liked me.
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I don't know why
you would tell her about Gavin.
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Hey, can't stay mad.
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Can't stay mad.
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She calls me "Grade School,"
for God's sake.
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-I think it's endearing.
-No! It's not endearing.
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It's bitchy, maybe.
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No, it's not.
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Look, she's not replacing you.
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Nothing could ever replace you, okay?
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Please tell me I don't have to
hang out with her all weekend.
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Tonight she's coming, but that's it.
And then, it's just you and me. Promise.
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Unless...
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Unless what?
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Unless, you know, you and Gavin
want some alone time this weekend.
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-What did you tell him?
-Nothing, I promise!
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He's just the one
that got us the VIP passes to Hell Fest.
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What is that?
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Dude, it's so fucking dope! Okay?
Like, it's a traveling horror night.
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People totally lose their shit in there.
It's really fun.
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You're not selling me on it.
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No, it's great! It's gonna be fun!
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Tickets sold out
the minute they went on sale.
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But your boy Gavin came through
and got some tickets for us.
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Okay, we don't need to do this dance now.
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And he's been asking about you.
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-Real|y?
-He was like...
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"Hey, Brooke, is your hot friend
coming this weekend?"
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Wait, he called me hot?
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Apparently, someone made a great
impression on him this past summer.
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Why is that surprising?
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He was like, "Hey, Brooke...
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You know, I should get an extra ticket
for Natalie, right?
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She's coming. She's coming, right?"
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"Hey, Brooke, I know this is, like,
really awkward and shit.
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But, like, do you think
that after Hell Fest,
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Natalie will sit on my face?"
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Shut up, he did not say that!
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-Did he?
-I don't know!
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But...
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You're not wearing that, right?
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Why? What is wrong with what I'm wearing?
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Nat, it's Halloween.
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It's the one night out of the year
you're allowed to let out your inner slut.
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Yeah, I don't think l have one of those.
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Hey, babe... Whoa.
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Natalie!
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-I didn't think you were gonna make it.
-Can you knock?
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Hi! Yeah, no, I'm here.
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I don't know why everyone thinks
I'm not gonna be here.
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What? No. I knew you were coming.
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Brooke was the one
who was like, "It's iffy."
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Can you not do that?
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-What are you in here for?
-|'m just... I'm ready.
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You guys ready? You ready for Hell Fest?
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-You look ready.
-Baby, we need ten minutes.
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We have to meet Gavin at will call.
We're gonna be late.
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Babe, you gotta go. I need ten minutes.
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-Okay. I'll see you in 30.
-See you in a bit.
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-Love you.
-Okay, so...
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We need to find you something good.
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And make up for lost time.
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-This is dope!
-Oh, my God. This is awesome, guys!
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-I know!
-lt's gonna be fun!
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Nat, don't worry! I will
totally protect you from being murdered.
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Thanks. I didn't realize
that was a possibility, but...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Do not be flippin'.
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It happens, like in Orange Grove.
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Oh, yeah, that was fucked up.
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Wait, what?
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Well, a couple years ago,
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a girl got completely gutted
in a haunted house, like, for real.
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The killer left her body in the park
for three days.
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No one found her
until she started to stink.
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They thought she was a freaking prop!
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-Wait, that's brutal.
-Man, what can I say?
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Some people are just evil.
I mean, they're monsters.
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To them, every single day is Halloween
and they dress up, so that we don't know.
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Know what?
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That they walk among us.
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Nat, they're fucking with you.
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-Okay, dude...
-Are we?
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Oh, yes, you are!
Okay, murder twins, we get it. It's scary.
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-I know.
-Whatever.
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Welcome to Hell Fest!
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Hell Fest! Hell Fest!
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Yes, I'm excited.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
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-Yes!
-Hey, murder twins, wait up!
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-Welcome to Hell Fest!
-All right. Let's go.
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Beyond these gates,
your inner fears will come true!
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Whoa. Is that her?
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-Asher's here?
-Yeah. Come on.
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Oh, yeah.
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You might actually have to pretend
you have game tonight.
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Asher!
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-Hey, boo.
-Asher, this is Natalie. Natalie, Asher.
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-He|lo, pleased to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
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Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
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-Hey. It's been a while.
-Hey.
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You look great. It's good to see you.
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-He|l Fest!
-Welcome to VIP, bitches!
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VIP, bitches!
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There you go. I can help you put yours on.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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Thanks. Yeah, Brooke tells me
l have you to thank for this.
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-So...
-Yeah, no. No problem.
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-Thank you.
-No problem.
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No, she said you were
coming to town, so I just...
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I wanted us to do something fun.
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Great.
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-Hey, you guys ready?
-Yeah.
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You guys ready?
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Hell Fest, guys! Let's do this!
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Hell Fest!
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Look it, work it for me, baby! Work it!
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Oh, shit! Okay!
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Hey.
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Oh, Shit!
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Good Lord.
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Wow!
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And then there's that.
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And then there's that.
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So, just so you guys know,
fear is an aphrodisiac.
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Yeah, it stimulates something...
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-The more you know.
-...deep in those lizard brains
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and it reminds you that life is short
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and an organism's only true purpose
is to reproduce.
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Okay. That's great. Thank you.
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It is. All right, I will let you guys
think about that and I'll be back later.
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All right. Thanks for the master class.
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You're welcome!
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I'm starting to get the feeling our
friends think something's gonna happen
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-between us.
-Real|y? No, I didn't notice that at all.
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Oh, really?
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You don't get that vibe at all?
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-No, I don't.
-lt's very subtle.
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-Just you're picking up on that.
-Yeah, it's just me.
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Hey, well, I'm actually...
I'm glad you came.
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I think it's gonna be fun.
It's been a while since we've hung out.
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Yeah, I was bummed that I had to bail.
| just had a bunch of shit that |--
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Jesus Christ!
That came so close to my face.
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No!
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You're good, this is it.
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It's not that bad.
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It's just... Not the worst thing, I guess?
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-It is time for shots!
-Shots!
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-Yes!
-Shots!
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Please, let's go! Come on!
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Raise your arms.
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You're good.
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Why do you always switch them?
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-Thanks, man.
-Asher! Hurry up with those shots!
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-Whoa. Shots!
-Yeah!
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Nice! So we got VIP tonight,
so lines aren't gonna be an issue.
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We are here,
but we need to focus our shit,
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'cause I'm trying to hit
everything tonight.
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-Let's do the Zombie Maze. Boom.
-Why?
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Yo, Gav, what are you, five?
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We didn't come here for slow.
If you want that, go trick-or-treating.
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We came here to be terrified!
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The Zombie Maze is fucking scary, it's...
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I'm good with the Zombie Maze. I am.
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No, I wanna do Deform School
because I've been a very naughty girl.
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And I hear Deform School is one of the
scariest mazes outside of the Deadlands.
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-Wait, what are the Deadlands?
-What?
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No, it's a part of the park
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where they can all touch you
or something. Right?
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Wait. For real, they can touch you?
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Yeah. That's where shit's gonna get crazy.
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Sounds fun, right?
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Plus, it's the only way
you get to go into Hell
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which is the scariest maze, so...
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Yeah?
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Please?
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Come on.
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Sure.
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-To Hell Fest!
-To Hell Fest!
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Oh, my God! Dude, you don't scare me!
Go back to the other freaks!
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I just wanna go back home...
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What is up with all these assholes?
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You think you're scaring me?
You're so scary.
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No. Move.
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-Wait! You guys, what the fuck?
-Come on, come on!
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You don't have to run, like...
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-I don't like being fast.
-I don't like being--
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-I don't like that. At all.
-I can't see anything.
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Okay, we can do this.
It's okay, we got this.
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Fuck this shit!
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Oh, my God!
243
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,864
-Okay. Hi, thank you very much!
-Oh, my God! Holy shit.
244
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,496
Brooke! Okay, okay... Go, go, go!
245
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,040
Oh, my God! It's everywhere!
246
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,088
-That was so stupid!
-Picture, picture, picture!
247
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,882
He got her more than me. Thank God.
248
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,715
-Let's go.
-Cobwebs. You go, you walk first.
249
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,794
Dude, the more scared you seem,
250
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,846
the more they're gonna come after you.
You gotta like...
251
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:16,797
-You have to play it cool.
-Just relax and...
252
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,258
Yes. You-- Shit!
253
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,307
Oh, my God!
254
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,311
Yeah, no, just play it cool.
255
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,638
-|'|| remember that. That's great.
-No, that...
256
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,815
l have a very specific phobia
of demon clowns.
257
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,934
These are my people.
258
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,235
Jesus Christ.
259
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:30,899
Come on, come on, come on!
260
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,652
VIP! Sucks to be you.
261
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,906
Okay, I'm sorry.
VIP band, just showed it off.
262
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,953
Tay, they pace it out
so we each go on our own.
263
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,828
Can we go? Can we go?
264
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,536
And, wait, wait.
265
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,541
-Go, go, go!
-Thank you!
266
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,297
Okay. Are you ready?
267
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,257
-Yeah.
-You that ready?
268
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,255
Yep, I'm ready.
269
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,379
Go, go, go!
270
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,979
See? I didn't need that in my life.
271
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,603
Don't do that! Oh, my God!
272
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,150
You know what? He deserves
at least some dignity in death.
273
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,728
-Let's give him a boner.
-Definite|y.
274
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,484
Oh, God. The last thing
I need to do is relive high school.
275
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,655
She can keep me after class.
276
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,944
Hey, Gavin. You like paddles, right?
You said you had a fetish or something.
277
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:20,869
She's got a paddle.
278
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,242
I've never said that in my entire life.
279
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,493
Freaky.
280
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,825
I don't like paddles.
They're fucking with you.
281
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,035
I mean, if you do, man.
282
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,164
-I never...
-You don't like paddles?
283
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,587
-You're such an asshole.
-Hey, guys.
284
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,086
I don't think everyone here
is completely dead.
285
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,259
I mean, part of this guy
is very much alive.
286
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,300
Are you sexually harassing
a zombie right now?
287
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:40,347
Look, all I know is I definitely know
how to make the dead rise.
288
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:40,430
Look, all I know is I definitely know
how to make the dead rise.
289
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,471
Look, all I know is I definitely know
how to make the dead rise.
290
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,144
You know
how to make everything rise, baby.
291
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,263
-I guess we're going that way.
-We're going that way.
292
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,894
We're supposed to follow that?
293
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,777
-Hurry up.
-|'m trying. Hold on.
294
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,285
Oh, Shit!
295
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:03,954
All right. No.
296
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,451
Ruined the damn photo.
297
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,496
I'm scared.
298
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,997
Oh, God. One of these guys
has gotta be real.
299
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,298
-Oh, yeah.
-Yep.
300
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,379
If you could go first, that'd be great.
301
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,462
This...
302
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,009
-Okay, you have to look at their hands.
-Why?
303
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,436
Then you can tell which one is real,
if you look at their hands.
304
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,854
Okay, but I don't like
looking at the hands,
305
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,227
because then you can't see their skin
and their faces.
306
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,694
-Yeah, that's the one.
-There you go.
307
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,237
Busted, sir. Or, ma'am.
I can't really tell.
308
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,360
How dare you assume?
309
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,192
I don't know, honestly.
They're all kind of...
310
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:42,992
neutral.
311
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,738
-Oh, hey.
-This place is kind of lame.
312
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,948
-Yeah, bummer.
-I like all the art--
313
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,539
Fuck! Come on!
314
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,084
Nope! Okay, go!
315
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,358
-Did theyjust ditch us?
-What the fuck?
316
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,693
-Oh, my God.
-Of course they did. Wait.
317
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:18,692
Wait.
318
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,699
Wait, wait. Don't you spill my tequila.
319
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,118
Wait, no, no, no! ljust figured it out.
Look, she just came out of here.
320
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,036
Somebody else is gonna come
out of here and freak us out.
321
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,909
Oh, great, thank you for confirming.
322
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,864
Really?
323
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,324
Look, and then she's gonna
jump out here, too.
324
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,077
Yes, thank you. Thanks!
325
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,332
You're ruining this for me.
326
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,378
No, I'm telling you.
327
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,208
Now someone's just
gonna come out of this door right here.
328
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,462
-All right, let's see.
-Let's see.
329
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,794
Stop saying things at the same time.
330
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,468
-And Grade School overthought it.
-And, three, two... Shut up.
331
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,469
Three, two, one.
332
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,892
Help me! He's following me.
333
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,685
-P|ease.
-See, your timing was off.
334
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,637
And location.
335
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,017
Please, help me. Please.
336
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,358
Oh, my God! He's coming!
337
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,362
Okay. Well, I was still kind of right.
338
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,147
So melodramatic.
339
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,405
Hi, buddy.
340
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,032
Hello.
341
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,240
He got the... Okay.
342
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,329
Class deceased.
343
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,752
If at first you don 't succeed,
344
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,047
-die and die again.
-He's got the wonky eyeballs.
345
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,590
He's been through some things.
346
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,508
Yeah, you're not scary, dude.
347
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,673
-Okay.
-Did you see that?
348
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,644
Okay, just get back on script, guy.
Your girl's over there.
349
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,641
With the big arrow.
350
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,769
Where it says, "Don't look."
She's in that thing, you should...
351
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,485
No, no. Just stop! Please.
352
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:47,945
Help me! Please! Please! No, no, no!
353
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,365
Stop it!
354
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,869
-Yeah, no, fuck that. I'm good.
-Yep. Let's go.
355
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,537
Stop! Stop it! No!
356
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,059
Okay, just do it.
357
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,629
That was fucking insane.
358
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,176
I know.
Now you know why I wanna come here.
359
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,503
Yes, | get it.
360
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:48,883
-I know!
-Jesus Christ.
361
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,306
Hey, you good? What took you so long?
362
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,517
That was really fucking real
in there at the end.
363
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,344
Yeah! Really intense.
364
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:56,975
You need some?
365
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:58,893
Yes.
366
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,941
Go Grade School.
367
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,232
-Shit!
-Jesus Christ.
368
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,191
I love this place so much!
369
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,275
Come on. Let's go.
370
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:11,907
She just, like, walks away?
371
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,828
You ditched us. What do you want?
372
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:29,345
Looks like you made a friend,
Grade School.
373
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,099
Well, at least I wasn't crying
like a baby in there, College. So...
374
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,848
Okay! All right, I might like you.
Let's keep going. Keep it up.
375
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,766
I like this sassy side.
376
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:43,942
Wait, does she still snore like
an outboard motor
377
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:44,025
Wait, does she still snore like
an outboard motor
378
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,235
Wait, does she still snore like
an outboard motor
379
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,562
when she's drunk, because...
380
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:47,817
Like a fucking buzz saw.
381
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,694
You two are getting
a little too close, all right?
382
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,446
Well, you can't stay mad, so...
383
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,199
One night at Hell Fest,
and you're coming out of your shell.
384
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,531
-It looks good, right? It suits her.
-Yeah.
385
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,536
Look, is that the same guy
from the Deform School?
386
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,538
-Hey!
-Don't do that.
387
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,618
-Why?
-Jesus Christ.
388
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,625
He's an actor. He gets paid
minimum wage to follow us.
389
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,957
But he's only following us.
It's stalker-ish.
390
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,382
-Yo, let's go.
-Keep it moving.
391
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,676
Guys, this is the same dude
from Deform School.
392
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,503
Nat, he's just an actor.
They fuck with everyone.
393
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,840
Seriously, ignore him.
He'll get bored. It works with Brooke.
394
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,266
Yeah, no, no, that's great advice.
That always works with stalkers. Thanks.
395
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:17,388
Hey. Listen.
396
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,186
If he gets too close,
I'll fuck him up for you.
397
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:19,268
If he gets too close,
I'll fuck him up for you.
398
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:19,978
If he gets too close,
I'll fuck him up for you.
399
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,680
Oh, my God. That's adorable. I got it.
400
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,266
You guys are gonna handle this one?
401
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,850
-Yeah, of course.
-Yeah. We got you.
402
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,069
Dude, I told you
it'd be fun with her here.
403
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,737
I know! You're right. She's awesome!
404
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,654
-This is amazing.
-This is dope.
405
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:34,656
Oh, crap.
406
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,196
Oh, look, it's you. It's your future, Ash.
407
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:38,993
Okay. No, no, no!
408
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,577
Oh, shit.
409
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,954
Come on, girl, let's go
win you some cheap-ass prizes.
410
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,631
That is so antiquated of you, Ash.
411
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,629
-They have funnel cakes.
-Off we go!
412
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,210
-Have fun, you two.
-Hey, Gavin...
413
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:53,841
Great. That's...
414
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,548
Thanks, Quinn. That was so subtle of you.
415
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,725
-Thanks for that.
-|'m sorry.
416
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,803
Here. Let's play a game.
417
00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:02,638
-Are you ready for this?
-I am. Are you ready?
418
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,564
Ready as I'll ever be.
419
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:05,607
Mine.
420
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,403
You are really close.
Maybe it's just your...
421
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,946
I just need to stop overthinking it.
422
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:12,822
No, look.
423
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,320
-What you wanna do?
-|'m doing it, too.
424
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,242
Prize time. Dang it.
425
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,621
Are you sure you're not left-handed?
426
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,495
Who won? Who won? Yes!
427
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,623
Oh, wow.
428
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,413
Let me show you how it's done.
429
00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:28,918
Well, now I just wanna keep this.
430
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,628
-For my queen.
-Thanks, babe.
431
00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,263
-Come on. Shit.
-Oh, wow.
432
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,261
-You definitely took that somewhere.
-It caught on my finger.
433
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,182
I'm sorry about that.
434
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,635
-Ready, one...
-Two, three... Go!
435
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,060
This is painful, bruh.
436
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,392
-Okay. Thanks.
-lt's not that bad.
437
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,397
It's pretty bad.
438
00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:53,572
-That was close.
-It was. Thank you.
439
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:54,489
-It was...
-Yeah.
440
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,782
-No, no, no!
-No, I got another one.
441
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,234
-lt's more than okay.
-lt's really not.
442
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,785
We don't have to--
It's been, like, five games.
443
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,329
You know how good you're gonna feel when
you have a teddy bear of your very own?
444
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,373
Sometimes you just have to accept
that it's not for you.
445
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,503
I'm sorry, I'm so shitty at ring toss.
446
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,589
-lt's okay.
-I was honestly trying my best.
447
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,793
But I think my game of choice
is the one where you're like,
448
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,843
"Here's five dollars."
And the guy's like, "Here's a pretzel."
449
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,171
So you pay for things?
450
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,052
-Yeah, but at an incredibly fast rate.
-Okay.
451
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,429
I think that's my game of choice. Hello.
452
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:22,805
Hello!
453
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,636
-What? Can I? May I?
-Please.
454
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,013
Thank you.
455
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,223
Wow. It's so coiffed.
456
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,524
-It really is.
-lt's so beautiful.
457
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,353
-I think you should get one of those.
-I was gonna say I think you should.
458
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,188
Well, I can't, so...
459
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,402
So what do you think so far?
460
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:38,071
Of the pretzel?
461
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,326
-No, not the pretzel.
-Good. Could use mustard.
462
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:41,403
I do want a piece of this.
463
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,533
You're a mustard kind of girl?
464
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,244
I meant of Hell Fest.
465
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,703
What do you think? Like hanging out?
466
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,045
Two of us?
467
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,499
-I like hanging out with you.
-Okay. Good.
468
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,004
I'm sorry that I've been
so flaky actually.
469
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:57,802
I've just been having a really
tough time with school,
470
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,047
and work, and life, so...
471
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:01,761
It's just nice to be here.
472
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:06,391
-Nice to be in Hell.
-Yep. It's nice to be in Hell.
473
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,097
-lt's the best place to be.
-Yeah.
474
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:14,399
-Come here.
-Yeah.
475
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,323
Oh, God. But that was
a perfectly good pretzel.
476
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,025
I'm sorry. It was not salty enough.
477
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,452
Oh, God, I am so bad at these things.
478
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,158
-We have to pay under here.
-Yeah. Okay.
479
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,046
What do we...
480
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,965
Smile. Just smile like an idiot.
481
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:36,963
Not that you're an idiot.
482
00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:39,716
No, that's really the only way
I know how to do it.
483
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,144
Drunk face?
484
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,851
Sure, okay.
I don't really have a drunk face.
485
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,808
I don't, either. I'm a stoic drunk.
486
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,609
Yeah. I'm a very composed...
487
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,402
No, no, you don't touch it. Just your...
488
00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:05,033
Well, I didn't know
if I was supposed to...
489
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,410
With my tongue? What do you want me to do?
490
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,421
How could you not know that l was going
for the nose-tongue picture?
491
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:15,873
-I don't know how many people--
-How dare you.
492
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,209
I didn't know there was
a type of picture you take.
493
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:00,671
Yo!
494
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:03,337
What the fuck? Hey!
495
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,342
Is that Brooke?
496
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:05,756
You sure? Was that Brooke?
497
00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:08,183
-Brooke?
-What the hell?
498
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,720
That guy just took your photos.
499
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,771
-What?
-Babe, here.
500
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,474
-Whoa. Whoa!
-Hey!
501
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:16,479
-Brooke.
-Babe!
502
00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:18,106
-Come on!
-Hey!
503
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,353
-What's going on?
-Did you two just...
504
00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,235
-Come on, let's make fun of him!
-Take pictures together.
505
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,029
Yo!
506
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,120
So you're hiding now?
507
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,453
You gonna scare me?
508
00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:03,530
Hey, I told you to...
509
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,858
...stop.
510
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:23,583
Shit!
511
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:24,919
When did you become a tough guy?
512
00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:27,679
Listen, I scared him off. Let's go.
513
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,427
Did you? Did you get the photos?
514
00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:30,799
No, but he's gone.
515
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,805
Here, take this. Come on.
516
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,140
That's gonna consume her.
517
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,646
It's a pleasure to meet you.
518
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:42,273
Hey, guys! I found Nat's security guard.
519
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,945
Hey, did you get the pictures back?
What happened?
520
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:46,444
I took care of it, like I said I would.
521
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:47,650
-|s that what you did?
-Yes.
522
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:48,779
It's the same guy, right?
523
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,406
-Wait, Deform School guy?
-Yeah.
524
00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:52,829
-He's just going for Employee of the Year.
-He's doing pretty damn good.
525
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,372
I mean, look at
both of your faces right now.
526
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,576
All right, fuck this place anyway.
It is Deadlands time.
527
00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,831
I wanna be touched.
528
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,038
-Yes. Thank you! Let's go.
-All right. Deadlands. I'm in.
529
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,998
Yeah, you guys go and then I'm gonna
catch up with you, okay?
530
00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:04,879
-What?
-Just go,
531
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,676
then I'm gonna catch up to you guys.
532
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,003
-What, what are you--
-Just go.
533
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:08,962
I wanna get her a toy.
534
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,092
Just go really quick,
535
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:11,514
-and then I'll meet up.
-Do what you gotta do.
536
00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:13,307
-Okay, do you want company?
-No, no, no. ljust...
537
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:15,477
Me and the bearded lady,
we exchanged this look.
538
00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,431
I think she's gonna give me beard lessons.
So, I'm gonna go get her number.
539
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,140
That's not a thing.
I can just come with you.
540
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:21,975
-lt's totally a thing.
-Okay.
541
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,310
So, we'll meet you in line then?
542
00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:26,738
Yeah, dude, if you're not there by
the time we get to the front of the line,
543
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,032
-l'm going to Hell without you.
-Yeah, I'll meet you there.
544
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,235
Just be really fast.
'Cause she really likes you. You know?
545
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,319
Okay, well...
546
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:33,449
And, she thinks you're really hot.
547
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,950
She doesn't wanna
do Deadlands without you.
548
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,703
-Let's go. Come on.
-That wasn't uncomfortable at all.
549
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:38,454
-We're going. Let's go.
-You're not hurrying!
550
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:39,910
-Come on.
-All right. Bye.
551
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,258
Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
552
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,176
Excuse me?
553
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:50,629
Hey. We're VIP, can we just...
554
00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:52,464
Babe, this is VIP.
555
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,390
-This whole thing is VIP?
-Yeah.
556
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:55,718
Hey, don't worry about Gavin.
557
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:57,515
He's probably pooping or something.
558
00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:59,722
Okay, I did not need to picture that.
559
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,272
What? Everybody poops, Nat.
560
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,193
Birds poop, bees poop. Honey!
That's where it comes from.
561
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:05,769
No more drinks for you.
562
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:12,193
Hey. You remember me? Earlier?
l was here playing the ring toss?
563
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,402
And you were terrible at it?
564
00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:16,662
That was me. Thank you. Yeah.
565
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:20,416
Hey, listen, I spent like $50.
566
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,290
Could you just help me out
and give me one of those?
567
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,919
Nah. I'd lose myjob.
568
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,177
All right.
569
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,505
Hey, thank you. Thanks so much.
570
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,636
Wait, what actually happened
with that guy that you chased?
571
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,262
It got real intense, so I just bailed.
572
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:43,014
I can't figure out
what his fucking deal is.
573
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,020
Me either.
574
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:47,778
But, hey, no, you're having a great time,
Gavin's totally into you,
575
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,320
you're stepping out of your comfort zone.
576
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,273
-He's cute, right?
-He|l, yeah.
577
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:00,703
Hey, are we good on stock?
578
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:04,290
Yeah, we got plenty of
stuffed animals back in the locker.
579
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:05,496
We're good.
580
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,169
It just slipped out.
581
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:16,010
Why do we keep waiting in line for rides?
582
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,511
I thought we were doing mazes.
583
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,218
B, this is the ride
that takes us to the Deadlands.
584
00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:21,598
It's the only way to get there.
585
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:22,805
Why are we signing a waiver?
586
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:25,766
I mean, they can touch us
and liability is a bitch.
587
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:27,893
That's really extreme.
588
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:30,195
Extreme is what we want, Nat.
That's why we're here.
589
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,985
Plus, if you don't sign you can't go in.
590
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,192
-There's that.
-Oh, come on, Nat, just sign it.
591
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,902
l was just starting to like the new you.
592
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,576
Just let me text Gavin and let him know.
593
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:42,953
You sign. I'll text.
594
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,060
Damn.
595
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,033
Okay, Asher.
596
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:35,801
Oh, yes.
597
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,383
Okay...
598
00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:58,904
That's good.
599
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:00,865
Oh, shit.
600
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,659
It's you again? Seriously?
You're following me now?
601
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:12,381
Nice. All right, you take yourjob
way too seriously. Hope you know that.
602
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,049
You know, actually,
it's great that you're here.
603
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,842
Can I get my pictures back? Or...
604
00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:23,012
All right.
605
00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:28,097
Dude, drop the character, you're offstage.
606
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:34,773
Cool.
607
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,525
What the fuck is your problem, man?
608
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,775
Come on, come on, come on.
609
00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:20,398
And...
610
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,195
-Thank you!
-Yes!
611
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:23,447
Wait. Nat, where is he?
612
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,363
-I don't know.
-Just text him again. Okay? Come on.
613
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,413
Come on.
614
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,286
-Come on, guys!
-Yeah, we're coming!
615
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,710
-Sorry.
-Wait, slow down!
616
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,003
Feel like Rocky.
617
00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:37,499
-Nat, come on!
-|'m coming.
618
00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:00,322
Beware! Night Bumps
619
00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:05,072
leads to the Deadlands,
where no soul is safe.
620
00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:08,530
Night Bumps! Yes!
621
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,165
Wait, wait, wait.
622
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:13,868
Nat, come on. You gotta get on
or you lose your place in line.
623
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,124
In or out?
624
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,256
Great to be us.
625
00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:21,376
-Okay.
-Let's go. Come on, come on, baby.
626
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:22,381
Wait, Brooke.
627
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,129
-What?
-Hey. We should wait.
628
00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,012
No, no, no.
No, Gavin assured us, he would be there.
629
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,138
-lt's fine. Come on.
-No, wait.
630
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,469
-He'll be right here.
-Wait.
631
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,895
-Nat, I don't wanna split up, so...
-Real|y?
632
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:34,472
Gavin'll meet us on the other side, okay?
633
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:37,149
Yeah. He will be there. I promise. Okay?
634
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,106
Yeah. Love you.
635
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:40,611
See you in the Deadlands.
636
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:44,863
Beware the things
that go bump in the night.
637
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:47,156
-Night Bumps.
-I hope she's okay.
638
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:48,657
Babe, she'll be fine.
639
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:51,910
Thank you.
640
00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:07,180
Night Bumps.
641
00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:23,442
Okay. Hey!
642
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:25,319
Yummy.
643
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:26,528
I don't like that.
644
00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:31,321
Oh, my God! Wow!
645
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:32,997
-l'm so scared!
-Oh, shut up.
646
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:36,417
Crap!
647
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,916
Okay! Did you see the head on that thing?
648
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:41,664
Jesus.
649
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,460
Fuck you, man.
650
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:47,345
Jesus Christ.
651
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,475
Shit!
652
00:37:57,859 --> 00:37:59,941
Okay. Great.
653
00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:01,685
Well, there goes that mood.
654
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,531
Are you shitting me?
655
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,020
Hello?
656
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,319
Hello?
657
00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:35,370
We are currently experiencing
technical difficulty.
658
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,280
Please remain calm
while we attempt to fix the ride.
659
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:37,371
Please remain calm
while we attempt to fix the ride.
660
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,037
Please remain calm
while we attempt to fix the ride.
661
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,584
Excuse me?
662
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:44,962
Do you know how long this is gonna take?
663
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:50,965
Please remain calm
and try not to lose your head.
664
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:05,354
Hello?
665
00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,238
Hello, there's somebody in here!
666
00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:18,575
Hello?
667
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,457
Security?
668
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:31,922
Hello?
669
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,262
Security?
670
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,222
Help me!
671
00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:41,306
Okay... What was that?
672
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:48,317
-Hey.
-Yo, did you guys hear that?
673
00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,945
Yeah. It sounds like
Grade School freaking out.
674
00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:53,364
No, she's not just freaking out,
that's beyond.
675
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,566
She's just getting into it.
676
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:55,776
See? Here we go.
677
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:28,354
You are now entering the Deadlands.
678
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:31,902
The Other will guide you on your journey.
679
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,981
That's awesome. That's brilliant.
680
00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:35,531
-Are you kidding me?
-No! No, no, no!
681
00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:38,610
Nat, it was part of the ride, get it?
They fake breaking down
682
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:40,741
and then they climb in
with one of the single riders.
683
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,788
-That's awesome!
-This has been terrifying, you asshole.
684
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:43,990
Terrifyingly awesome!
685
00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:45,700
-No, it's pretty good.
-Nat. Relax.
686
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:47,501
Get that out of my-- I hate you all.
687
00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:49,333
Dude.
688
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,289
Asher, Asher!
689
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:56,548
Oh, shit!
690
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:59,088
It's so cool.
691
00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,342
What the fuck is this?
692
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,389
The hell is that?
693
00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:08,022
Oh, shit. That girl got wrecked.
694
00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,645
I hope that washes out.
695
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,773
So, guys, what do we do?
Do we just wander around?
696
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,980
I don't know. I feel like
we should wait for Gavin.
697
00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:16,564
All right, Nat, real talk.
698
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:18,483
I don't want to ruin it for you.
699
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,656
He's just gonna take a while.
700
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:26,658
Because he sucks. Right?
701
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,334
Damn it. Really?
702
00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:31,663
Yes, he likes you, okay?
He's gonna catch up when he does,
703
00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:33,919
but we're here now.
So let's have some fun, all right?
704
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:35,541
Hey, guys...
705
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:37,419
I think we gotta check this thing out.
706
00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:41,005
He likes you and we know he's not pooping.
707
00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:43,890
That's nasty.
708
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,514
I think they're in there.
709
00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:47,345
-Step up, Q.
-Yeah, nope.
710
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,055
-Go for it.
-No.
711
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,849
-No. No.
-What?
712
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:52,058
You're such a wuss, Q.
713
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:53,647
Yes.
714
00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:57,313
You okay, Ash?
715
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:58,363
Yeah.
716
00:42:58,451 --> 00:42:59,861
-Then hurry up, man.
-You look good.
717
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,447
-l'm good. Hold on.
-Come on, baby.
718
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:08,825
That's gross. That's in there.
719
00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:10,914
See, that's why I didn't do it.
720
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:12,829
Okay. Hold on.
721
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:15,631
-That's nasty.
-I think I got something.
722
00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:17,674
-Does he always make those noises?
-l'm almost there.
723
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:18,751
You find it yet?
724
00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:20,712
Oh, shit!
725
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,550
Oh, shit!
726
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,306
Holy fuck!
727
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:25,967
-He got you.
-Look at your face!
728
00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:27,768
Shut the fuck up. Take the stupid map.
729
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:28,970
Shit!
-Oh, shit!
730
00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:30,475
-Okay. What the fuck?
-Hey!
731
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,978
Let me down! What the fuck? Put me down!
732
00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:34,650
What just happened?
733
00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:35,726
-Asher!
-I don't know.
734
00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:37,687
I'm gonna need her back, dude.
735
00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,272
Hey, Taylor.
736
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,440
Tay! Taylor!
737
00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:44,494
I get, like, touching somebody,
but picking them up and taking them away
738
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:46,036
from their entire group
is kinda fucked up.
739
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:46,954
-Taylor!
-Tay!
740
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,281
I'm gonna barf.
741
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,287
That guy smelled like a hobo's asshole.
742
00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:53,919
Wait, how do you know
what a hobo's asshole smells like?
743
00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:55,462
Because it smells like Quinn's mom.
744
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:56,960
-Oh, damn.
-Where did that guy take you?
745
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:58,882
I know, that's why I know
what I'm talking about.
746
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,426
-They smell so bad, I'm gonna die.
-Oh, shit.
747
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,191
I guess we're going with them.
748
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:22,944
It's all right. We can do this.
749
00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:24,863
Fuck.
750
00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:27,449
Okay.
751
00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:28,784
All right.
752
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:30,414
-This is awesome!
-Hi.
753
00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:33,501
Maybe somebody should text Gavin.
754
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,294
-Guys!
-Oh, yeah, he's not...
755
00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:36,461
Where the hell is he?
756
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,026
-I can't see anything.
-I know.
757
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:07,784
Yo, this is dope.
758
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,746
Welcome to your first trial.
759
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,366
Will you conquer your fears...
760
00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:17,165
or will your fears conquer you?
761
00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:22,966
Welcome to your first trial.
762
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,760
Bye. Thanks for not killing us.
763
00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:27,262
-That was creepy.
-Right?
764
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:29,639
Okay, guys,
I think this is the triple maze.
765
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,844
-Sleep Like a Baby. Very Bad Dreams.
-Your Worst Nightmare.
766
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:34,390
-Your Worst Nightmare!
-Sleep Like a Baby.
767
00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:36,313
Tay, wait up.
768
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,890
We'll see you girls on the other side.
769
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,100
Hope Gavin catches up.
770
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:49,030
Flashlights?
771
00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:51,369
Whoa.
772
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,698
There is no way the girls' maze
is better than this one.
773
00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:00,622
-ls that a baby face?
-Yeah, where is that...
774
00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:01,626
On the ass?
775
00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:05,630
This is so gross.
776
00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,184
Shit! Go, go, go!
777
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:30,985
Yo, yo. They changed.
778
00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:33,037
How did it do that?
779
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:36,407
-The girl. Look at the girl.
-The veins.
780
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:37,537
-Whoa.
-Detai|.
781
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:38,583
This is gnarly.
782
00:46:40,423 --> 00:46:41,412
Whoa.
783
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,796
Now that is just awful.
784
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,181
Oh, shit!
785
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,312
Damn! She got me!
786
00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,399
Listen, I'm not going first anymore.
787
00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:07,025
Go, Taylor. Stop laughing.
788
00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:08,231
I don't wanna go first.
789
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:10,524
Go!
790
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:14,574
What?
791
00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:18,369
Whoa. Be careful.
792
00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:19,871
Okay, this is really cool.
793
00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:22,253
-Whoa.
-Okay.
794
00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:24,668
Dude”.
795
00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,507
That's crazy.
796
00:47:26,969 --> 00:47:27,958
This is dope.
797
00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:33,889
I like all the swirlies.
798
00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:35,303
This is so dope.
799
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,308
Like, this is insane.
800
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:42,097
It's probably...
801
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,353
-Shit!
-Jesus Christ!
802
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,399
What is that?
803
00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:46,643
Shut up, Taylor.
804
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,170
Oh, damn.
805
00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:17,682
All right.
806
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:25,440
Just look at the hands.
807
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:26,859
Hey, Taylor, you should go first.
808
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,395
I hate you so much right now.
809
00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:31,238
-What if I just--
-No!
810
00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:35,951
Just keeping you on your toes.
811
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,871
Yay. That does not look comfortable.
812
00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:43,875
-Okay, is itjust me or is it getting...
-No, it's definitely getting closer.
813
00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:45,954
Yeah, but are the hands longer
or are the walls just...
814
00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:46,878
Maybe both.
815
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,251
The walls might be closing in.
816
00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:50,082
All I know is think little thoughts.
817
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:51,587
Think little thoughts.
818
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:52,589
All right, you know what?
819
00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:54,177
First of all, woman.
820
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,846
-Second of all, not that bad.
-Yeah.
821
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:04,354
Let me go!
822
00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:13,313
Get off!
823
00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:16,275
Wait! Brooke! Taylor!
824
00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,569
Yo, man.
825
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,493
Yo, my flashlight went out.
What about you?
826
00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:24,124
Mine, too, dummy.
827
00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:25,622
Hurtful.
828
00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:27,328
Q, it's probably a part of the gimmick.
829
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,499
Whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
830
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,675
Whoa. That thing's not slowing down, man.
831
00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,627
-No. I know, I know...
-Oh, shit!
832
00:49:36,015 --> 00:49:37,676
Ash! Wait up, man!
833
00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:46,480
Leave no bone unturned
834
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:50,981
when looking for illumination
on the way out.
835
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:57,737
Gross.
836
00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,194
Leave no bone unturned
837
00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:04,202
when looking for illumination
on the way out.
838
00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:13,007
Leave no bone unturned
839
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:17,006
when looking for illumination
on the way out.
840
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:25,644
Leave no bone unturned
841
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:29,815
when looking for illumination
on the way out.
842
00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:56,713
-Yo! What took you so long?
-That same fucking guy was in there.
843
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:57,793
-What guy?
-What are you talking about?
844
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,128
The guy! The guy from Night Bumps.
845
00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:00,633
Well, news flash, he's been everywhere.
846
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,635
-Remember, we saw, like, 20.
-No! No, not that.
847
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:04,387
The guy that l was telling you
about before,
848
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,184
he was in there,
he was fucking taunting me.
849
00:51:06,272 --> 00:51:08,854
-He was banging against the Plexiglas.
-Nat. Hey.
850
00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:11,774
Look, when Asher gets out,
we'll go find someplace else.
851
00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:13,225
-Yeah. Just give him a second.
-Fuck.
852
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,026
Knowing him, he's probably
having the time of his life.
853
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:20,361
Quinn!
854
00:51:22,162 --> 00:51:23,117
Quinn!
855
00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:29,082
Q!
856
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:47,639
Oh, shit.
857
00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:21,836
Just get the fuck off me.
858
00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:23,302
The fuck?
859
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:32,725
Stop!
860
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:38,443
No!
861
00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:56,454
Hey, it's okay. Just breathe.
862
00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:58,084
I'm just, like, I'm done.
863
00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:00,336
I know. You've made it through
the majority of the night.
864
00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:02,964
-Of the fucking night?
-You've gotten through a lot, all right?
865
00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:05,171
-Fuck!
-Oh, shit!
866
00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:07,889
Fuck me!
867
00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:10,388
You got Brundlefly'd!
868
00:53:11,063 --> 00:53:13,270
-What the fuck is that?
-That's awesome!
869
00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:16,227
-We||, that's kind of funny.
-Oh, really?
870
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,398
It's your shirt, so, fuck you.
871
00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:19,146
Damn. Shut up!
872
00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:20,982
Let's go to the bathroom.
873
00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:22,442
Shit.
874
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,565
This isn't how I wanted the night to go.
875
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,948
It's just been a long time
since I've seen you
876
00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:29,862
and I wanted it to be like it used to be.
877
00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:31,784
I knew this place was gonna be creepy,
878
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,331
I just didn't know
it was gonna be that intense.
879
00:53:33,419 --> 00:53:34,499
Right.
880
00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:37,707
But, hey, are you...
881
00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:39,292
Are you good?
882
00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:41,460
I just worry about you.
883
00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:43,583
And I love you.
884
00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:45,506
And I miss you.
885
00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:49,552
I love you, too.
886
00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:51,474
I'm sorry I haven't been around lately.
887
00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,177
We gotta see each other more.
888
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,555
Let's go to Spain.
889
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:58,398
You're not serious.
890
00:53:58,485 --> 00:54:00,601
I'm serious. We've always talked about it.
Let's just do it.
891
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:01,685
You wanna go to Spain?
892
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,862
Yeah, you said I need a break.
You're probably right. So...
893
00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:07,191
You wanna go to the Prado and get tapas?
894
00:54:07,536 --> 00:54:08,821
Sounds like you're saying "topless,"
but...
895
00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:10,118
I mean, we can do that, too.
896
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:11,987
You can do that. No thanks.
897
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:14,911
We're going to Spain?
898
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:16,158
-Yeah.
-You promise?
899
00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:18,411
I promise.
900
00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:20,249
Okay.
901
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:21,584
Okay.
902
00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:23,336
I'll meet you out there.
903
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,297
-I love you.
-I love you, too.
904
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:27,628
We're going to Spain.
905
00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,097
We're going topless in Spain.
906
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,358
Gross.
907
00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:48,669
I'm calling the cops!
908
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,170
Fuck!
909
00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:56,484
Brooke.
910
00:58:56,908 --> 00:58:57,738
What?
911
00:58:57,826 --> 00:58:59,316
What's wrong?
912
00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:01,989
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
It's empty.
913
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:02,076
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
It's empty.
914
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,069
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
It's empty.
915
00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:05,201
No, I'm telling you that he was just here.
916
00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:07,123
I just had to crawl under this thing
to get away from him.
917
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:08,495
-He was grabbing at me!
-All right, look.
918
00:59:08,587 --> 00:59:10,748
I know the scarers aren't
supposed to be in the bathroom,
919
00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:13,751
but if you can't even identify him,
I don't know what you want me to do.
920
00:59:13,842 --> 00:59:15,548
I don't know.
Shut down the park. Call the cops.
921
00:59:15,635 --> 00:59:17,341
-Do something other than this.
-Are you hurt?
922
00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:19,590
-What?
-Did he physically hurt you?
923
00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:21,634
I mean, he grabbed at me. I'm not injured.
924
00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:24,933
Unless there is an actionable charge,
there's nothing I can do.
925
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,227
-What?
-No, you're not understanding!
926
00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:29,726
This guy has been stalking us
since the second we got here!
927
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:30,646
Which guy?
928
00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,474
The guy with the mask
from the Night Bumps ride!
929
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:35,356
You just described 15 people
that work in this park.
930
00:59:35,447 --> 00:59:37,654
You know how many complaints
I get like this a night?
931
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,652
Great. Well, mine's valid,
so what are you gonna do with that?
932
00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:41,153
-Holy shit.
-What?
933
00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:43,989
It's the photos of you and Gavin.
934
00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:47,201
-Oh, my God.
-Okay, no, no, wait. Who's Gavin?
935
00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:49,908
He's our friend that was supposed
to meet us, like, an hour ago.
936
00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:51,118
He must have Gavin's phone.
937
00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:53,625
Yeah, I think your friend, Gavin,
is pranking you.
938
00:59:54,382 --> 00:59:55,292
All right, look,
939
00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:59,172
you came here to be scared, right?
I can't arrest people for doing their job.
940
01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:01,462
Welcome to Hell Fest.
941
01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:07,767
We've got to find him.
942
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:10,474
-Quinn. Quinn, we need to go. Now.
-What?
943
01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:11,975
-We need to go. Now.
-Why would we leave?
944
01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:13,398
I'll tell you later. Where's Asher?
945
01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:14,770
I haven't seen him.
946
01:00:15,070 --> 01:00:16,059
Then where's Taylor?
947
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:18,858
She volunteered.
948
01:00:46,768 --> 01:00:52,479
Welcome, children of the night!
949
01:00:53,233 --> 01:00:57,693
Are you ready to leave
the land of the living
950
01:00:57,946 --> 01:01:01,029
and enter into the darkness?
951
01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:06,319
Into the world of monsters?
952
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:12,158
In order to open up the gates of Hell,
953
01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:15,289
we must spill the blood of...
954
01:01:15,380 --> 01:01:18,247
Wait for it, wait for it,
955
01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:22,213
a virgin.
956
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,390
So, about that whole virgin thing,
957
01:01:29,477 --> 01:01:30,683
I think we might have a problem.
958
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:32,226
What is your name, child?
959
01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:34,429
Taylor Ann Smythe, your honor.
960
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:37,106
You're accused of doing the Devil's work.
961
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,149
What say you?
962
01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:39,100
Totally did it.
963
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,652
And what are your crimes?
964
01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:41,569
Well, how long do you have?
965
01:01:41,656 --> 01:01:44,193
'Cause I've actually done laps
around the seven deadly sins.
966
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:47,026
Impressive.
967
01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:50,578
But you must pay for your transgressions.
968
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,076
What is it?
969
01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:54,783
Your head.
970
01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,039
Executioner!
971
01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:05,256
Yeah!
972
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,840
Okay. Well, bye-bye.
973
01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:14,060
-Something's not right.
-What?
974
01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:18,936
Something's not right.
975
01:02:20,028 --> 01:02:20,938
What do you mean?
976
01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:23,645
Yeah!
977
01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:40,124
That's him.
978
01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:41,579
That's him.
979
01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:42,881
The guy from the bathroom?
980
01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:44,299
Yeah, that's...
981
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:46,843
That's him. Oh, God. Taylor.
982
01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,090
Nat, wait!
983
01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:06,776
Taylor!
984
01:03:07,826 --> 01:03:09,066
Taylor!
985
01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:23,247
Nat, it's okay. It's okay.
986
01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:30,716
Oh, my God, that was so much fun!
987
01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:34,557
Hell Fest!
988
01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:41,480
Hey, can someone get me out of this thing?
989
01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:45,360
-Hey, you got her?
-Please exit the stage area.
990
01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:53,152
Oh, hey. Sorry about the screaming girl.
991
01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:55,320
Yeah, that's my best friend's best friend.
992
01:03:55,415 --> 01:03:57,656
She doesn't really get horror, so...
993
01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:58,661
What can you do?
994
01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:05,834
Can you get me out?
995
01:04:06,384 --> 01:04:07,294
Please?
996
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,295
Yes. Awesome, thank you.
997
01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:18,385
What the hell, man?
I said out, not forward.
998
01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:22,348
And not tighter.
Dude, did you just skip training day?
999
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,398
'Cause you're really
not doing this right. It's...
1000
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:27,147
Okay, that's really tight.
1001
01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:29,820
This isn't a funnyjoke. Okay.
1002
01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:33,195
Jesus, can you not hear when I say "Ow"?
This is not comfortable.
1003
01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:37,154
Okay, too tight.
1004
01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:40,157
This is really not funny.
I don't like this.
1005
01:04:40,251 --> 01:04:41,491
This is really uncomfortable.
1006
01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:52,259
Brooke!
1007
01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:54,216
Quinn!
1008
01:04:54,766 --> 01:04:56,256
Somebody help me!
1009
01:04:56,351 --> 01:04:57,306
Are you happy now?
1010
01:04:57,394 --> 01:04:59,180
'Cause now we're gonna
have to call the cops on you.
1011
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:01,807
Yeah, no, that's exactly what I want you
to do. Two of our friends are missing.
1012
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,684
No, two of your friends
are somewhere in the park, drunk.
1013
01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:04,605
No, they're not!
1014
01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:05,727
Help me!
1015
01:05:08,029 --> 01:05:09,894
Shit! Quinn!
1016
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:12,647
Come on!
1017
01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:15,487
Oh, my God, someone help!
1018
01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:19,363
Help me!
1019
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,368
Help me, please!
1020
01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:46,867
Please help me! Please!
1021
01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:48,747
-Help me!
-You suck at this shit.
1022
01:06:49,255 --> 01:06:50,916
-Guys, I think it's Taylor.
-Who's...
1023
01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:52,709
-Hey, where are you...
-Fuck out of my way!
1024
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:56,167
We got a situation in the Deadlands.
1025
01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:57,843
He's trying to kill me!
Get out of the way!
1026
01:06:57,931 --> 01:07:00,388
Get out of the way!
Somebody help me, please! Help me!
1027
01:07:01,226 --> 01:07:02,215
Please help me! Please!
1028
01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:03,846
Get out of the way,
he's trying to kill me!
1029
01:07:04,479 --> 01:07:05,594
What are you doing? Don't...
1030
01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:11,895
Hey, man, what are you doing?
1031
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:20,817
-Quinn, Quinn!
-Brooke. Brooke. Brooke!
1032
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:27,161
-Quinn! No!
-We gotta go. Brooke, we gotta go.
1033
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:30,710
Come on, let's go, man!
1034
01:07:46,354 --> 01:07:47,560
Get down on the ground!
1035
01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:50,013
We got him! Got him!
1036
01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:04,952
-Nat! Are you okay? You okay?
-Yeah.
1037
01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:06,404
Please find the nearest exit.
1038
01:08:19,804 --> 01:08:21,920
Come on, we gotta go.
Come on, we gotta go.
1039
01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:24,597
Due to unforeseen circumstances
the park will be closing.
1040
01:08:25,143 --> 01:08:26,849
Please find the nearest exit.
1041
01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:41,110
Due to unforeseen circumstances,
the park will be closing.
1042
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:42,815
-Nat, over here.
-Okay.
1043
01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:44,116
I think this is an exit.
1044
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,745
You are at the entrance to Hell.
1045
01:08:51,836 --> 01:08:53,042
It's another maze.
1046
01:08:55,423 --> 01:08:57,209
Welcome to Hell.
1047
01:08:57,884 --> 01:09:00,796
-Can you make it out the other side?
-We gotta go, we gotta go.
1048
01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:07,347
Welcome to Hell.
1049
01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:24,775
You are at the entrance to Hell.
1050
01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:27,736
Can you make it out the other side?
1051
01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:38,088
You are at the entrance to Hell.
Can you make it out the other side?
1052
01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:48,803
You are at the entrance to Hell.
Can you make it out the other side?
1053
01:09:57,944 --> 01:09:59,480
Welcome to Hell.
1054
01:10:22,844 --> 01:10:23,833
Wait!
1055
01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:27,045
-Wait, wait, wait.
-What? What?
1056
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:29,255
Look, these are triggering the rooms.
1057
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:31,512
This is what's making the noise.
1058
01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:33,138
-Come with me.
-No. Nat.
1059
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:34,344
Brooke, I'm telling you...
1060
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:35,645
We gotta go that way.
1061
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:37,563
Listen, you have to trust me, okay?
1062
01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:39,515
Listen. We have to go.
1063
01:10:39,610 --> 01:10:40,690
Come.
1064
01:10:41,404 --> 01:10:42,484
Okay, come on.
1065
01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:44,854
Come on. There's a closet back here.
1066
01:10:57,295 --> 01:10:58,455
I can't get reception.
1067
01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:00,207
Me neither.
1068
01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:03,047
It's not working.
1069
01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:33,448
Okay.
1070
01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:45,627
Come on, come on, come on.
1071
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:10,690
You are at the entrance to Hell.
1072
01:12:10,785 --> 01:12:13,527
Can you make it out the other side?
1073
01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:17,909
No.
1074
01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:21,459
No, this can't be happening.
No, wait, wait. Wait, wait.
1075
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:25,205
Please, somebody, help! Please! Please!
1076
01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:29,626
We're gonna have to go through, okay?
1077
01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:32,337
Listen. We're gonna have to go through.
1078
01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:35,590
We can do this. Together, okay?
1079
01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:37,558
Okay. Okay.
1080
01:12:37,645 --> 01:12:39,510
-We can do this.
-Okay.
1081
01:12:41,274 --> 01:12:42,184
We gotta go.
1082
01:13:12,138 --> 01:13:14,470
Fuck. It's all fake.
1083
01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:25,723
Brooke.
1084
01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:32,196
-Okay.
-Okay. You okay?
1085
01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:33,610
Yeah.
1086
01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,031
We can do this.
1087
01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:37,030
-Okay.
-Okay.
1088
01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:54,878
We left that open.
1089
01:13:58,768 --> 01:13:59,757
We left that door open.
1090
01:14:50,277 --> 01:14:51,187
He's not in here.
1091
01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:54,896
-Fuck.
-Fuck.
1092
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:56,447
Okay. Okay.
1093
01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:02,870
Don 't look at their faces, Mommy.
1094
01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:04,037
More dolls.
1095
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:05,747
Let's just get the fuck out of here.
1096
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:08,918
Don 't look at their faces, Mommy.
1097
01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:15,420
Don 't look at their faces, Mommy.
1098
01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:53,416
Brooke!
1099
01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:27,405
It's a dead end. It's a dead end.
1100
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,218
Clever, clever.
1101
01:17:27,726 --> 01:17:31,218
You've found the hidden path to Hell.
1102
01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:38,601
Clever, clever.
1103
01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:42,697
You've found the hidden path to Hell.
1104
01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:35,331
Brooke, go!
1105
01:19:18,337 --> 01:19:19,247
No!
1106
01:19:28,222 --> 01:19:29,132
Brooke?
1107
01:19:37,982 --> 01:19:38,892
Nat!
1108
01:19:44,822 --> 01:19:46,403
Nat! Help me, please!
1109
01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:05,043
Please, no, please!
1110
01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:12,296
Why are you doing this?
Please, please, why are you doing this?
1111
01:20:12,391 --> 01:20:13,972
I won't tell anybody. Please.
1112
01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:21,314
No! Wait, wait! Please! No! No!
1113
01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:26,818
Go to Hell!
1114
01:20:42,463 --> 01:20:43,498
Back up!
1115
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:44,829
He was right behind us.
1116
01:21:24,254 --> 01:21:26,586
We looked everywhere,
but we couldn't find him.
1117
01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:29,627
Wait, what?
1118
01:21:32,596 --> 01:21:33,881
No, no, no, he was right there.
1119
01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:37,677
Don't worry.
We're gonna keep looking, okay?
1120
01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:53,234
They're gonna find him.
1121
01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:53,321
They're gonna find him.
1122
01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:53,689
They're gonna find him.
1123
01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:55,866
Tragedy at Hell Fest tonight.
1124
01:21:55,953 --> 01:21:59,286
Police believe that the suspect
may have entered the park anonymously
1125
01:21:59,373 --> 01:22:00,863
with the rest of the attendees.
1126
01:22:00,958 --> 01:22:03,040
Four fatalities have been confirmed
1127
01:22:03,127 --> 01:22:07,211
with two of the bodies being hidden
within mazes inside the park.
1128
01:22:07,589 --> 01:22:11,002
All of this leads police to connect
tonight's murders to the killing of a girl
1129
01:22:11,093 --> 01:22:14,256
at an Orange Grove haunt
just a few years ago.
1130
01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:16,177
If you're just tuning in, tragedy...
1131
01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:34,919
Daddy, you're home!
1132
01:23:37,596 --> 01:23:38,711
Did you bring me anything?
81085
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