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isn't this beautiful?
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I have always wanted to
come to the hollywood bowl.
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Oh,look at the stars.
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Those are traffic helicopters.
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I'm still making a wish.
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What possessed you to buy these tickets?
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I bought 'em at a school auction.
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I bought the whole series 'cause
I thought it made me look smart.
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And I thought I was bidding
on a cotton candy machine.
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See?
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"See?" What "see?"
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What did you tell her?
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See?
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You were right.
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Think it's great.
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We live in a city full of culture and
we never take advantage of any of it.
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Maybe this weekend we
should go to a museum.
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Pass.
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I love you.
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Oh,isn't this nice?
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Thank you for inviting me,christine.
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Is your date meeting us here?
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No,no,no,no,no.
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Don't do that.
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No,truth is,bree,I-I
don't have a date tonight.
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D anI'm completely fine with it.
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No. No,no "aww." I
mean,I was dating someone.
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I'm not now,but I'm not going to wait l
le my life until I find another someone.
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Besides there's nothing wrong
with being a single woman.
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I mean look at these ladies.
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They don't have dates.
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I think they might be dating each other.
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That's smart.
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Look,your date's here,too.
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Say hello to coleman.
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That's funny.
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You two can just chill.
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Oh,yeah. That's crazy funny.
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Oh,look who's here.
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Oh,hey.
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You know,christine,the concert where they
play the cartoon theme songs isn't tonight.
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You tricked me.
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Wow,christine,look at you.
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The hollywood bowl,the most romantic
place in los angeles,all by yourself.
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Yeah,I'm fine.
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I'm going to go make up with my husband.
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I swear to god you were put on this
earth to scare the crap out of me.
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You're welcome.
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well,enjoy the concert.
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You know,I never really thought
of you as the classical music type.
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Why? We're very sophisticated.
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Okay.
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Well,the first piece is a suite,so
don't clap between the movements,okay?
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movements.
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I love you.
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oh,here we go.
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boy,I could really go
for some cotton candy.
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god,I hate classical music.
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The New Adventures of Old Christine
Season 03 Episode 07
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I'll tell you this right now.
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I am considering seriously not letting any of
you come to the next classical music concert.
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Oh,no.
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Yes,matthew.
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You guys spent the
entire time making out.
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It showed a complete
lack of respect for me,
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for the other music
lovers,for the music players,
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and the guy with the stick.
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Yeah,the whole night was kind of a loss.
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I didn't really click with bree.
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You didn't click?
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I heard zippers.
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Well,yeah,we gave it a shot.
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Hey,and what about those
ladies in the box next to us?
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I thought the whole beauty of being a lesbian
was that you didn't have to have sex anymore.
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Not in the movies I've seen.
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Hey,christine. Would you ever
let me fix you up with someone?
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No,I never would.
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Why not? We have the same taste in men.
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No,we really don'T.
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You've been with the two men I love
most in the world,richard and my father.
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And I'm fine with it.
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There's a guy in my office
who would be perfect for you.
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He's smart. He'sweet. He's funny.
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And you know what they
say,"opposites attract."
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I can get my own men.
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Yeah,go check your traps.
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Well,let me know if
you change your mind.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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You should let her set you up.
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I'm not ready to get
into another relationship.
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Bonody said anything
about a relationship.
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Why does everything
have to be so serious?
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What about just going out for fun?
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You always get ahead of yourself.
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I do not get ahead of myself.
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I'm just not ready to get married again.
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Oh,my god. Nobody's getting married.
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Well,I'm not having kids out of wedlock.
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Oh,my god,we're talking
about a,a two-hour date.
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Somebody to listen to
your boring music with.
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Then what?
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Well,and then nothing.
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Unless you want another date.
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But maybe you want your
next date with somebody else.
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You can do that,too.
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Or not.
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And I'm in love with all of these men?
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No,you're not in love with anyone.
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You're casual dating.
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Men do it all the time.
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But I sleep with all of these men?
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Well,probably.
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What am I doing with my life?
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I hate blind dates.
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I hate classical music.
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I even kind of hate you right now.
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What did I do?
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If you hadn't tricked me into marrying you
then we would never have gotten divorced,
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and you would never
have dated new christine
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and I would not be going
out on a blind date.
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I can't tell you how sorry I am.
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Oh,good. They're already here.
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Richard,christine,thiss my friend timmy.
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Timmy,that's her.
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Old christine.
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Oh,my god,he's,like,ten.
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Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no,no.
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- Pleased to meet you. Timmy,is it?
- Uh,yes,sir.
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Okay,take it easy on me there,big guy.
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Scoot over so your date can sit down.
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Oh,no,no,no,no.
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It's good to meet you,christine.
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I've heard a lot about you.
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Wow,uh,christine was
right. You are gorgeous.
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Ah,yeah,maybe,maybe,maybe,maybe,maybe,maybe.
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Okay,switch places with me.
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Oh,do you need me to take
him to the boys' room?
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Okay,okay.
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What are you doing to me?
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Isn't he great?
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He's 12.
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Oh,I don't think so. I
think he's in his 20s.
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Yeah!
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What's wrong?
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What's wrong? I-I'm like
ten years older than him.
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Your bra is ten years older than him.
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Yeah. The store where I bought
it isn't even open anymore.
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I didn't even think about his age.
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Age is just a number to me.
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And he's nice.
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And you're... single.
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Who cares about his age?
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Yeah,easy for you to say. You've
still got elastic in your bra.
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Oh,I'm not wearing a bra.
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Okay,stop it! Stop it!
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Look,it really doesn't matter.
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It's just a date.
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Men date younger women all the time.
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Yeah,I know men do do it all the time.
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But just because men do it,does
that mean I have to do it?
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Oh,god.
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All right,move.
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Oh,hey,christine.
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Hey,ritchie.
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Wow,you're lucky he sits so still.
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I have to bring a dvd
player for my kids.
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Okay,you know,I can't do this.
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Christine,you seem uncomfortable.
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- Yeah,well...
- is everything okay?
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I mean,you know,I'm sorry,but the
age difference feels a little...
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are,are you really a lawyer?
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Well,I haven't passed the bar.
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- Can you go into a bar?
- Yes,yes.
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Look,I know,I have a,a baby face.
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- But I'm not as young as I look.
- Okay.
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Hey,can't we just enjoy the evening?
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I-I don't want you to be uncomfortable,but
I'm very happy to be here.
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I love classical music.
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It's a beautiful night.
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I get to stay up past my bedtime.
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Well,I just feel ridiculous.
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Really?
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Because you look beautiful.
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Oh,okay,yeah...look...
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I'm sure you're a
really nice person,tim.
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Timmy.
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Tim. It's tim.
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Okay,but this is not going to work.
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I mean,you couldn't have been
expecting somebody my age,either.
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Well,I knew you'd be a little
bit older,but I-I don't care.
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I mean,we haven't even
had a conversation yet.
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Don't you think it's a little shallow to decide
that you don't like me just based on a number?
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Well,yeah,but your number is so
small,and my number is so big.
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Look,let's just have our
date,and if you don't like me,
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we'll have some quick incredible
sex and go our separate ways.
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Well,okay.
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I guess we can... stay for the concert.
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Okay,I like him.
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Can I get anybody a
glass of wine over here?
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Actually,I think we're
going to want a bottle.
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Okay,I love him.
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I'm going to need to see your id.
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This happens to me all... the... time.
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Not you,ma'am.
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Not you,ma'am.
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Oh,shoot. I carpooled with christine
so I didn't bring my wallet.
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Can we vouch for him?
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Are you his parents?
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No,I set him up with her.
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I don't see age.
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That's gross.
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Okay,you know,here's an idea.
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Can you just bring me the wine?
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I'm sorry.
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I can't serve any of
you unless I see his id.
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Actually,you know,I live close to here.
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If you want,you can just drive
me home and I'll get my id.
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Oh,no,no,no,no,that's silly.
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I mean,you know,we don't need the wine.
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We'll just enjoy the music.
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okay,let's go get your id.
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Ah,wow,I have never
been so happy to be home.
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You are a terrible driver.
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Oh,no,I'm actually not that bad.
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It's just while I was
putting on my chapstick,
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my shoe fell off and it got wedged
under the brake for a while,so.
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Well,luckily,it didn't distract
from your cell phone conversation.
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I'm gonna go get my,uh,driver's license.
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In fact,why don't you let me drive
back,and you can tend to your lips.
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My lips.
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Your house is nice.
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So are yours.
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Okay,I'm going to go get my license.
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god,I hate classical music.
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Hello?
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Oh,hi,christine. This is your
9:00 fake emergency phone call.
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What?
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You asked me to call you at 9:00 just in case
you needed an excuse to get out of your date.
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Actually,you know what? I don't need
it 'cause I'm having a pretty nice time.
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I mean,at first,I thought
he seemed a little young,
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but,you know,age is just a number,right?
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I mean,men do it all the time.
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Men do what all the time?
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You know,date......youngsters.
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You're dating a youngster?
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Oh,you know,he's very
together,and he's got a good job.
249
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And his house is nice,and he
drinks wine,and he likes my lips.
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I might love him.
251
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You're very stable.
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Hey,why is there an echo?
253
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,550
Wait. Are you in my tub again?
254
00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:37,130
Uh,no.
255
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,000
Hey,matthew...
256
00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:43,890
oh,damn it.
257
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,490
There better not be hair in my loofah.
258
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,970
Hey,I heard your phone
ring. Is everything okay?
259
00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:53,000
Yeah,it was just my
brother,just checking in.
260
00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:54,320
Everything's fine.
261
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,980
Well,I got my id,so if you
want,we can get back in the car,
262
00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:01,580
fight the traffic,find our
seats,and then order some wine.
263
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:05,460
Or,I was thinking maybe
we could just sit here,
264
00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:09,580
drink some free wine,listen
to music with words.
265
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:15,640
well,I do love wine... and words.
266
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:21,940
so,am I imagining things,or did we
have a little...moment back there?
267
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,820
I don't know.
268
00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:41,670
I'm not looking.
269
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,640
I'm just getting my face cream.
270
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:44,270
Mom!
271
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,820
Mom?
272
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,080
What are you doing? I told
you I had a date tonight.
273
00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:53,190
This is your date?
274
00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:56,110
This is your mom?
275
00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:59,360
What the hell are you doing to my son?
276
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,930
- Oh,I got to go.
- I'm going with you.
277
00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:03,510
No. You are going nowhere
except straight to your room.
278
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,740
What? You live with your mom?
279
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,090
What? What? Where else
is he going to live?
280
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,400
He's an intern in a law office.
281
00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:09,190
They don't even pay him.
282
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,060
He's barely getting college credit.
283
00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:13,790
Oh,my god!
284
00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:16,270
And what is the matter with you?
285
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,930
You're 20 years older than him.
286
00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:20,310
That has not been established.
287
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,730
Mom,why don't you just...
288
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,890
go to your room! Go to your room!
289
00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:28,230
God,I hate you! You ruin everything!
290
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,800
Christine,I had a wonderful
time. I'll call you.
291
00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:32,760
I'm sorry about... her.
292
00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,700
Oh,my god!
293
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,560
Do you have mommy issues?
294
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,450
I mean,you might as well be dating me!
295
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,730
Oh,my god!
296
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:39,760
Go to your room!
297
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,980
Listen to your mother!
298
00:14:43,890 --> 00:14:46,620
You better get out
before I call the police.
299
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,010
Oh,it's not a crime.
300
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,550
Men do it all the time.
301
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,920
Men are disgusting.
302
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,860
Oh,yeah.
303
00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,110
Get out!
304
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:58,290
Oh,I-I just... I think I dropped
my chapstick on the couch.
305
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,330
But you know what? You keep it.
306
00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:02,710
I'm just gonna,uh,go,and,uh,you...
307
00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:06,710
you've done a lovely job raising your
son,and you have a beautiful home.
308
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,200
- Christine,call me!
- Go!
309
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,310
I'm going!
310
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:21,140
I am not a pervert.
311
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:25,990
And I was not in your tub.
312
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:28,680
why did I let you
talk me into a fix-up?
313
00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,090
It was a disaster.
314
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,450
His mother caught us
kissing on the couch.
315
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:33,760
Oh,my god. Is she going to call our mom?
316
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,160
You're going to be so grounded.
317
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,060
I know. It's so weird,
318
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:41,570
but listen,matthew,now I
get why people date young.
319
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:47,620
I mean,he was so fresh,and his gums
went all the way down to his teeth.
320
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,610
He was just so adorable.
321
00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:53,530
I didn't know whether to
kiss him or smell his head.
322
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:54,690
But you kissed him?
323
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,650
I did both.
324
00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,280
And then his mother walked in.
325
00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:59,950
It was awful.
326
00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:01,190
This is alyoyo fault.
327
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:01,910
How is it my fault?
328
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:04,880
Well,if you hadn't told me 20
years ago that richard was so cool,
329
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:06,870
I wouldn't have married
him, and then divorced him,
330
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,530
and then gotten fixed up
by his stupid girlfriend.
331
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,780
I deserved that.
332
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,080
His mother was my age.
333
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:16,310
She might have been younger.
334
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:17,850
It was so embarrassing.
335
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:19,400
Why aren't men embarrassed?
336
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,320
I'm embarrassed.
337
00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:25,030
I hate classical music.
338
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,300
God,I love wine.
339
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,410
is cisisne home?
340
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:37,600
Just one minute.
341
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:39,470
Let me check.
342
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,000
Are you kidding me?
343
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:44,770
I told you!
344
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,810
Smell his head!
345
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:48,920
Men do it!
346
00:16:48,950 --> 00:16:49,930
I blame you!
347
00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:52,340
Agh,stupid richard!
348
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,140
Hi,timmy.
349
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,620
Oh,timmy. Perfect.
350
00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:58,810
I ran away from home.
351
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:01,310
Oh,no. Now it's perfect.
352
00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:09,560
and she'S... she'S...she'S...
353
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:13,090
okay,timmy,you have to breathe.
354
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:15,250
I think I'm going to go to my room.
355
00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:18,330
She's just so mean,and I
was having such a good time.
356
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,120
I really felt like I was going
to go all the way with you.
357
00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:22,350
Maybe just one more minute.
358
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:25,330
You know what? No more wine for you.
359
00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:26,370
Yeah,I don't feel so good.
360
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,760
All I've had today is
wine and fruit roll-ups.
361
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,660
feel like you need to throw up?
362
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,120
Maybe I just need to
lie down for a minute.
363
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,090
Poor little guy.
364
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,650
I can't sleep.
365
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:44,050
- Who's that?
- It's mommy's friend,timmy.
366
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,530
Does he go to my school?
367
00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:50,100
No.
368
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,140
Oh,god,do you?
369
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,730
Christine,I really don't feel so good.
370
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,020
Okay,you know what? I'm going
to get you some ginger ale.
371
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,540
He gets to have ginger ale?
372
00:17:57,570 --> 00:18:00,850
Okay,I'll get you both some ginger ale.
373
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:01,970
With a curly straw?
374
00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,970
You have curly straws?
375
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:07,730
Matthew,could you
please come and help me?
376
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:10,730
Do you want me to drive him
around until he falls asleep?
377
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:15,110
Shut up,and please pour the ginger ale.
378
00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:17,770
I have to call timmy's mother.
379
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,520
Oh,why is the phone wet?
380
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,820
Why are you dating
a nine-year-old?
381
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,660
Fair enough.
382
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,970
oh,richard.
383
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:30,240
Yeah,that's it.
384
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,080
You got it.
385
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,780
I think your phone is vibrating.
386
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:40,330
hello?
387
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,490
Let me talk to richard.
388
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:44,730
Hello?
389
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,200
Idiot.
390
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:48,550
Let me talk to new christine.
391
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:50,830
Hello?
392
00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:53,480
I know numbers don't
mean anything to you,
393
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,880
but I need timmy's phone number.
394
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,620
Oh,did he ditch you ?
395
00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:59,560
There's another guy at
work I can set you up with.
396
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,710
How do you feel about older men?
397
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:05,530
Give me timmy's number!
398
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,130
Where is he?
399
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,790
They finally fell asleep.
400
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,660
You like 'em young.
401
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,410
That's my son.
402
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:25,120
Oh. Cute.
403
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:27,420
Thank you for calling me.
404
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:28,800
I was worried sick about him.
405
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,150
He usually just goes around
the block and then comes home.
406
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,520
But he's at that age where
he wants to be independent,
407
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:37,330
and I'm trying to let
him,but it is so hard.
408
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:40,300
Yeah. Ritchie was s elys.
409
00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:43,470
What were you thinking?
410
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,800
Oh,it was a fix-up.
411
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:48,450
My ex-husband's
girlfriend doesn't see age.
412
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,480
She must be young.
413
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,920
No bra.
414
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:56,770
Timmy's father moved to
arizona when he was three.
415
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,230
He's on his
second 22-year-old.
416
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,060
And timmy's father needs a bra.
417
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,650
What are men thinking?
418
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,940
It makes them feel young.
419
00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:09,030
Really? 'Cause it makes me feel old.
420
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,630
Yeah. That's why I don't even
go out anymor it's not worth it.
421
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:15,870
A tv,warm tub,bottle of
wine-- that is all I need.
422
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,610
Maybe we should we date.
423
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:20,540
I'm done dating.
424
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:21,650
I've given up.
425
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:22,920
Oh,I don't want to give up.
426
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,750
I mean,dating's horrible,but
I have to keep trying.
427
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:27,500
You know,I'm not going to
date 20-year-olds anymore,
428
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,410
but I don't want to give up.
429
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,740
He told you he was 20?
430
00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:35,920
Please just-just take your boy and go.
431
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:38,740
oh,I hate to wake him up.
432
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,460
He has to be at work so early tomorrow.
433
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:43,680
I know. Ritchie's got a
math test in the morning.
434
00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:44,450
Come on,sweetie pie.
435
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,830
Oh,he's such a big boy.
436
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,670
Oh,he's such a big boy.
437
00:20:47,690 --> 00:20:50,070
Come on,baby,time to go home.
438
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,800
Thank mrs. Campbell for the nice time.
439
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:52,510
Thank you,mrs. Campbell.
440
00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:55,200
okay, just go, just go
441
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:59,800
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