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[Music playing]
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Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.
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Come aboard.
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We're expecting you.
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And love, life's
sweetest reward.
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Let it flow.
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It floats back to you.
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The love boat, soon we'll
be making another run.
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The love boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
you're mind on a new romance.
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And love won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile,
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard.
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It's love.
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Has Janet Reeves boarded yet?
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Janet Reeves, the model?
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You know her?
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Yeah.
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Well, when she checks
in, we'll tell her--
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oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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That was way back,
in the first grade.
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She probably doesn't
even remember.
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And now, she's
married and famous.
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Oh, good.
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Well, for a moment, I
just thought you were shy.
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Hey, don't say anything, ok?
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Well, hello.
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Welcome aboard.
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Thank you.
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Mr. and Mrs. Reeves.
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Yes, welcome aboard.
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Gee.
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We're all real
big fans of yours.
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Thank you.
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Let's see.
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You're on the promenade
deck, cabin 104.
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It's up those stairs
and to the left.
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Thank you.
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Enjoy your cruise.
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Isaac, you're doing
the right thing.
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Whenever there's an athletic
husband around, always be shy.
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I hate burials at sea.
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They're so, well, splashy.
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You ever feel like
Noah on the ark,
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watching all the animals
come on board two by two?
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Well, they're
not all two by two.
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Now, there's a
very definite one.
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Obviously, aboard only
for rest, not romance.
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Your basic, mature,
no nonsense glacier.
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Well, don't look now, doc,
but it looks like your glacier
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is headed for a meltdown.
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Mr. and Mrs.
piermont, you can reach
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the aloha deck by going through
those doors and up two decks.
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How's it going?
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Good.
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Excuse me.
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Yes?
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What time does this
ship get to deep water?
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Well, we should be clear of
the harbor in about an hour.
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I mean, real, real deep.
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About 8:30.
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Thank you.
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I'll keep my eye on
the situation, sir.
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Why do you suppose
she wants to know
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when we get to deep water?
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Well, maybe she's just
interested in navigation.
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Sounds more to me
like she's planning
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to take the old El divo.
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They are not going to be
any loud, raucous parties
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near our cabin are there?
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Oh, no, ma'am.
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Good.
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Agnes.
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See if you can arrange some.
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Whoa.
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This sure beats motels and
running around trying to find
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out of the way restaurants.
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Well, that's the price you
pay for not wanting to be seen.
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Well, that's your
problem, not mine.
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I'd be proud to be
seen with you anywhere.
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Not too practical, counselor.
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I do not think that the
grand old law firm of Burton
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and boroughs would
be thrilled to know
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that two of its attorneys
were sharing a room.
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Kathy, values have
changed, you know?
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Maybe it's time we
came out of the closet
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and faced the whole world
and the grand old company?
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Besides, they keep
saying they want
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their employees to be happy.
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Somehow, I think they'd
prefer if we just settled
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for the Christmas bonus.
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Consider me a fringe benefit.
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I have to unpack.
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No.
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Why bother?
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I mean, the cruise is
only for five days.
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There's no point in us
even leaving the room.
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Well, I plan on
dining and dancing.
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You don't need
clothes for that.
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We can do all that right here.
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You know, it's almost
our anniversary.
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A year ago tomorrow
night we went
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out for the very first time.
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Was that a year ago?
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Well, I remember
it distinctly.
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I'd been with the firm for six
months and in love with you
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for five.
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Now, Tom, don't say that.
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Well, it's true.
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Now, look, when we
started this thing,
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we agreed to keep
it light and simple.
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Right.
Light.
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Simple.
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Yes.
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No emotional involvement.
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We were simply filling
a need for one another.
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I was getting over my divorce.
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Therapeutic, I remember.
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Yes.
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That's the deal.
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And you agreed to stick to it.
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Right.
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Ok.
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So long as that's
clearly understood.
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Excuse me.
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So I lied.
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The ocean's very
pretty, isn't it?
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Certainly is.
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Oh, but don't
get fooled by it.
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It looks all blue
and warm, but it's
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really awful terrible cold.
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You ok?
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I mean, everybody's a little
rocky the first day, you know.
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It will be different tomorrow.
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I know it will.
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Ta-dah.
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Tell me what you think.
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And don't be afraid
of overdoing it.
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Great, jan.
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I knew you'd overdo it.
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I can't get the hockey game.
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There's nothing on
this thing but music.
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When you put out
to sea, you have
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to live under brutal,
primitive conditions.
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But the rangers
are playing Boston.
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Oh, honey, they could do
without you, but I can't.
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Just let me catch
this just one game.
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Janet: But you can't.
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There's only piped in music.
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No radios.
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I checked with the
ship before we booked.
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I'm basically an evil person.
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So am I. I brought
some back up.
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But after the game,
we will do something.
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I promise.
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Now, back to you in the booth.
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Hi, Mr. Piermont.
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Where's the wife?
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Oh, she went after
her pills, feeling
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a little motion sickness.
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I'm feeling a little
motion sickness myself.
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You know, just no
modesty anymore.
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Well, you know,
the girls around
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here like to get a little tan.
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A little tan?
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Those girls are
gonna be tan where
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they were never tan before.
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Or
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Agnes, I think it's
positively disgusting the things
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girls wear today and
all to attract men.
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Do you know those bathing
suits cost over $50 a piece?
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What are you doing?
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I'm checking to see if
I've got an extra $50.
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Hold it.
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I forgot the limes.
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See you later, guys.
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Say, Isaac.
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What'd I forget now?
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What do you think you forgot?
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Forget it.
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Well, I was just wondering
if you'd spoken to Janet Reeves
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yet.
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That is one gorgeous lady.
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Well, have you?
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Oh.
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No.
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I didn't want to bother her.
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I'll bother her.
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Excuse me, Mrs. Reeves.
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Old classmate of yours over
there would like to say hello.
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Someone here to see
you, if you're decent.
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Hi.
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You don't remember.
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That's ok.
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I used to sit behind you.
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Then, you moved away.
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Wait a minute.
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Isaac-- Isaac Washington.
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We were in Ms.
Riley's first grade.
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How nice to see you.
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It is.
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I mean, you do, honest?
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You remember me?
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We were in a play together.
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I was a ladybug.
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Susie sunshine garden.
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I was a dew drop.
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No lines.
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I just glistened a lot.
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[Phone ringing]
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Oh, yes.
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She is.
Just a minute.
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It's for you.
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It's a Mr. Fisher
from Los Angeles.
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Oh, my agent.
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Thank you.
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She remembered me.
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She really did.
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He topped me.
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He brought his own radio.
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So here I am cruising
to romantic Mexico
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in a locker room.
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He didn't used to be like this.
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He was always so attentive, even
got furious when another man--
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hey, that would do
it, another man.
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And I think I found one.
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Romantic reunion.
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Ok.
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I'll call you tomorrow.
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And a dew drop.
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Oh.
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Well, it's good
to see you again.
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Hope you enjoy your cruise.
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I know I will now.
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Gosh, you know, i--
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I think we should
probably be doing
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it up a little bit for dinner.
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Well, maybe tomorrow.
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Bill, you finish your coffee.
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I've got to go to
the cabin for a wrap.
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Be just a few minutes.
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Hey, what's
everybody gonna think?
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The truth, that I love you.
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Oh, Mrs. Piermont,
how is everything going?
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Fine.
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Oh, good.
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By the way, we're
in deep water now.
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And if you'll notice, the boat
doesn't rock anymore, if that's
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you were worried about.
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It wasn't that.
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Oh.
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I've got to talk to somebody.
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I think I'm losing my nerve.
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You see, there's something
that I want to throw
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overboard and never see again.
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What?
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Me.
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As much as I hate
to admit it, you look
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sensational, even in clothes.
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I was gonna keep this til
our official anniversary
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tomorrow night, but it makes
such an unsightly bulge
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in my pocket.
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Now, don't say light and simple.
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The fact is, I want
you to be my wife.
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Come on.
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Let's do it.
271
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:41,463
I mean, what the hell?
272
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,590
We love each other.
273
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,550
Let's go find the captain
and ask him to marry us.
274
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,760
You are absolutely insane.
275
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,178
Let's be insane together.
276
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,930
Tom--
277
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,098
no, no.
278
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,808
Don't decide now first, we'll
have a wonderful dinner,
279
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:55,227
a few hundred gallons
of wine, so you
280
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,063
can think it over very, very
carefully before you say yes.
281
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,834
Mrs. Piermont, you weren't
really serious about throwing
282
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,337
yourself over--
283
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,339
oh, no.
284
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:28,260
It's just the old fay piermont
I want to toss overboard.
285
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:35,392
This polyester pant suit, these
sensible shoes, these glasses.
286
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,437
I got contact lenses.
287
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,689
And I brought all new clothes.
288
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,525
Starting tonight, there's
gonna be a whole new far
289
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,236
out, faysie piermont.
290
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,030
Wow.
291
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:48,697
Why?
292
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,199
What gave you the idea?
293
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,284
Well, bill and I
have been married quite
294
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,037
a while now, almost 20 years.
295
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,499
Of all our friends,
we're kind of unique.
296
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:03,295
We're the only couple that
hasn't gotten a divorce.
297
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,465
Most of them had
the same complaint,
298
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:11,220
life had become
dull and routine.
299
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:15,015
Oh, so you're just gonna
shake things up a little bit?
300
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,225
Exactly.
301
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,686
Good thinking.
302
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:24,525
Only now that the time's
come, I'm getting cold feet.
303
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:28,070
After 20 years, how
will a man react
304
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,738
when he finds suddenly
that he's married
305
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,199
to a-- a different woman?
306
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,993
Well, for what it's worth,
I think that the couples that
307
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,620
settled for the routine
life are the ones
308
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,330
that made the big mistake.
309
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:41,834
I say go for it.
310
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,845
Listen, I'll-- I'll join
you later, honey, if the game
311
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:53,929
doesn't go into over time.
312
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:55,222
Oh, don't worry, love.
313
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,725
I'm sure Isaac will look
after me at the party.
314
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:58,767
Isaac?
315
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,813
An old boyfriend I ran
into, Isaac Washington.
316
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,148
Wait a minute.
317
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,274
What is it?
318
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,609
Could he be any relation
to Claude Washington,
319
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,277
split end for the redskins?
320
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,987
No.
321
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,906
I don't think so.
322
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,199
[Knocking]
323
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,327
You're in luck.
324
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,413
Radio operator had an extra set.
325
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,456
- Thanks, gopher.
- You bet.
326
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,665
That's great.
327
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,001
Now, I won't disturb anyone.
328
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:24,960
Right.
329
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,254
Janet: Dear sweet
Isaac, he obviously
330
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,423
still has a crush on me.
331
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,090
[Inaudible]
332
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:36,263
Oh, and he has the
cutest little cabin.
333
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,016
He is one smooth operator.
334
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,977
The girls used to
call him the octopus.
335
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:45,981
Hands, hands, hands.
336
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:46,732
Gopher.
337
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,775
What?
338
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:48,776
Great.
339
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:49,818
Good.
340
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,903
Got to go.
341
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,785
Isaac?
342
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:58,786
The octopus?
343
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,859
Excuse me, lady.
344
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,737
Have you see a woman about
oh so tall, wearing glasses?
345
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,240
And a polyester pant
suit and sensible shoes?
346
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,658
Yeah.
347
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:38,951
She's gone.
348
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,953
Oh, no.
349
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:41,537
Oh.
350
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,997
Honey, it's me.
351
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,418
What do you think?
352
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,921
Better than your basic
house coat and curlers?
353
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,051
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
354
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,887
I never meant for
you to get worried.
355
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,849
I only wanted to toss the
old dull clothes and the
356
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:05,060
old dull fay out of our lives.
357
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,647
And I had to do it
like this all at once
358
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,859
or I would've lost my nerve.
359
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,361
You mean, you really
threw your clothes--
360
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,238
yeah.
361
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,615
I hate to pollute the
pacific with polyester,
362
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,325
but what the hell?
363
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,743
It's my way of announcing
that I'm resigning
364
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,580
from the fluff and fold set.
365
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:29,251
No more casseroles,
committees, or carpools.
366
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,879
I figure if I can get
a zigzag attachment
367
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,798
for my sewing machine,
why not get one for myself
368
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:38,093
and live it up a little?
369
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,762
Is this what you
call a midlife crisis?
370
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,599
Whatever.
371
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:48,896
Let's make this cruise the start
of a goofy, new, unboring life
372
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,397
for both of us.
373
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:50,522
What do you say, tiger?
374
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,153
Are you with me?
375
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,530
I guess we could
give it a try.
376
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,199
For openers,
this has got to go.
377
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:01,909
Huh?
378
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,368
What are you doing?
379
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,621
Fay.
380
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,498
Oh, for Pete's sake, that's
a new six dollar tie.
381
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,459
Tomorrow, we'll get
you some new outfits.
382
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,962
You are going to be
a whole new bill.
383
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,173
And you're gonna love him.
384
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,514
Your cabin or mine?
385
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,739
Well, it's getting late.
386
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:43,158
We could still
wake up the captain.
387
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:43,909
Why not?
388
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,452
He's probably a light sleeper.
389
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:49,998
Tom, you know, I had planned
on taking this trip alone.
390
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,793
And when you suggested
coming along, i--
391
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,629
I know I agreed, but maybe
it was being selfish.
392
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,298
Selfish?
393
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,549
Yes.
394
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,260
You see, if you hadn't come
and I had been here by myself
395
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:08,558
I might or might not
have met someone else.
396
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,395
With you here, I
have no hassles.
397
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,355
All of my needs are
filled, intellectually
398
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,523
and romantically.
399
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:19,903
But all I want to fill is
five days, not a lifetime.
400
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,077
Do you love me?
401
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,037
Tom, i-- you're not
letting me answer.
402
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,665
I'm trying to influence you.
403
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:32,082
I'm cute.
404
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,375
I'm bright.
405
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,085
And I'm a very good provider.
406
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,837
Three fellas for
the price of one.
407
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,047
And I come with a
lifetime guarantee.
408
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,217
Kathy, I know you love me.
409
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,468
Yes, very much.
410
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,302
Then, why don't we--
411
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,220
oh, Tom, please,
don't press it.
412
00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:48,890
Let's just settle
for what we have.
413
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,017
Ok.
414
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,435
Counselor, I warn you.
415
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,229
I have the rest of the
cruise to state my case.
416
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:55,731
And this is one I won't lose.
417
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,337
Janet: Isaac, please.
418
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:24,259
Now, don't ruin everything.
419
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:25,177
This is-- just stop.
420
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,762
You're crushing me.
421
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,097
It's impossible!
422
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:29,723
My husband.
423
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:32,601
Let me go.
424
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:33,935
You're tearing my dress.
425
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,645
Isaac, control yourself.
426
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,362
What was that?
427
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,032
Well, obviously, there's a
man out there attacking women.
428
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,492
A man attacking?
429
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,299
Hey, Lakers are leading.
430
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:05,550
What happened to you?
431
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,469
Must be awful windy up on deck.
432
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:08,428
Did you have a good time?
433
00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:50,887
Good morning.
434
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,515
Kathy, we have to talk.
435
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,933
Before coffee?
436
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:58,353
Why won't you marry me?
437
00:23:58,436 --> 00:24:00,188
Before coffee.
438
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,442
Tom, how do I make
you understand?
439
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:11,366
I enjoy every
single minute that I
440
00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:13,869
spend with you, totally, but--
441
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:19,541
but the cold hard truth is
I'm 10 years older than you.
442
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,333
All right.
443
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,377
So I'm 10 inches
taller than you.
444
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:24,379
Now, what difference
do differences make?
445
00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:28,258
And what fun would
life be without any?
446
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,843
Now, the only
important thing here
447
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,553
is that we get along great.
448
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:35,515
That's absolutely true, in
this sort of relationship.
449
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,976
But for marriage, a
10 year difference--
450
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:41,229
but you don't even look
10 minutes older than I do.
451
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,232
As of now, thanks
to the old paint pots.
452
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,235
But it will begin to show
and more and more every day.
453
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:47,986
And I'll start to
worry about it--
454
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:49,738
Tom: Wait a minute.
455
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:50,572
Wait a minute.
456
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:51,907
I got an idea.
457
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,618
I'll let myself run down.
458
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,328
No one will ever know
that you're older.
459
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,832
I'll know.
460
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:04,336
You know, for a modern woman,
you sure are a hypocrite.
461
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:05,754
I mean, you're
aggressive enough to have
462
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:09,090
an affair with a younger man,
be very modern and very logical
463
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,093
about the relationship.
464
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,595
But what it really
comes down to Kathy
465
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:14,304
is not what we feel
for each other,
466
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,723
but what other people think.
467
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:25,565
How am I doing?
468
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,029
Should I go and get the captain?
469
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:32,822
He's probably already awake.
470
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,616
We'll get the day rate.
471
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:36,576
Oh, Tom, I'm so confused.
472
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,663
Really, i-- I need
some time to think.
473
00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:43,208
Well, that's better
than a rejection.
474
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:44,960
Look, I got to know where I am.
475
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,629
I'll give you the rest of the
trip to make up your mind.
476
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,089
But I want an answer Kathy
before we leave this boat.
477
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:49,798
All right.
478
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,508
All right.
479
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:52,467
And you won't pressure me?
480
00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:53,176
No pressure.
481
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,512
We'll just relax and have fun.
482
00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:57,305
Absolutely.
483
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,723
But there is one
thing I wanted to say.
484
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,814
I can't return this ring.
485
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:09,442
So if you don't yes,
I'm gonna be out of $11.
486
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:27,669
You got all this
stuff on board, huh?
487
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,587
Didn't know they had
a blacksmith shot.
488
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,506
You'll get used to it.
489
00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:32,882
You look great.
490
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:35,010
Maybe.
491
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,011
I'm feeling like I should
be chained to a oar.
492
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,721
Come on.
493
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:40,223
Let's get a drink.
494
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:41,766
Isaac, that's the couple
I was telling you about.
495
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,560
Ah.
496
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,398
May I help you?
497
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,774
Yeah.
498
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:50,567
Couple of beers.
499
00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:55,363
No beers?
500
00:26:57,615 --> 00:27:03,872
D-u-l-l. Don't bother
to pour the beer.
501
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,040
Just throw them over the rail.
502
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,916
Right.
503
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,043
You want to buy a
round for the fish.
504
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,378
Not all the fish.
505
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:15,175
No, just the one wearing my six
dollar tie and your pant suit.
506
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:17,344
We geriatric
delinquents would like
507
00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:22,390
to have a scorpion, a beguiling
tropical ambrosia made up
508
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,977
of five different rums,
served in coconut shells
509
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:28,563
with floating gardenias.
510
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:31,399
That ought to make a
pretty good eye opener.
511
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,737
Yeah, it better open your eyes
or it'll blow your ears off.
512
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,405
You know, I think
with this new lifestyle,
513
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:41,409
I'm gonna need a new liver.
514
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,912
You don't have to
go completely crazy.
515
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:51,211
I just want us to try feeling
different about things, inside
516
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,088
listen with five
different rums,
517
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,381
we're gonna feel
different inside.
518
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:10,480
That's right.
519
00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:12,440
Now, just keep your hips loose.
520
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,149
Very good.
521
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,609
Let's take a break.
522
00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:16,611
This sure beats bingo.
523
00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:17,946
Oh, yeah.
524
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,115
Level with me, fay, you're not
doing this for the insurance,
525
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:20,907
are you?
526
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,290
I feel absolutely wonderful.
527
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,252
Kathy, I could keep you this
way the rest of your life.
528
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:34,295
Kathy, we are a perfect pair.
529
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,296
Tom, you promised.
530
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,173
I was just--
531
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,800
I was just doing a
little commercial.
532
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,601
An attacker?
533
00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:49,686
Oh, yes.
534
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:50,854
Yes.
535
00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,480
It happened right outside
my door, in the corridor.
536
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,983
Promenade 105.
537
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,651
Can you describe the man?
538
00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:57,402
Oh, no.
539
00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:58,111
No.
540
00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,070
I didn't have my glasses on.
541
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:03,950
But I can tell you,
captain, he was big.
542
00:29:04,033 --> 00:29:04,659
Are you certain?
543
00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:08,288
They're are always big.
544
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:10,832
Well, I assure you,
it won't happen again.
545
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,333
Stop everything.
546
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,502
Get security on
this immediately.
547
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,421
Yes, sir.
548
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,715
Oh, and to think, I bought
all new clothes for my trip,
549
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:22,552
in the hopes of finding
a nice gentleman.
550
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:25,096
And what do I find
outside my door?
551
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:28,099
Jack the ripper.
552
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,267
Poor, Janet.
553
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,895
I'd like to get my
hands on this guy.
554
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,521
I could be his next victim.
555
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,732
Or me.
556
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:38,401
Ladies, I need
some description.
557
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:39,152
Well, I told you.
558
00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:40,361
I did not have my glasses on.
559
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,198
But I did hear his name.
560
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,157
His name?
561
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:44,616
What is it?
562
00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:46,618
What's his name?
563
00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:49,037
His name is Isaac.
564
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,372
Isaac?
565
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,374
Yes, Isaac.
566
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:06,221
It wasn't me.
567
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,514
I want to believe you.
568
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:10,892
But I heard Janet
call you an octopus.
569
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:12,227
All hands.
570
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,062
Now, we have a witness.
571
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,231
Hold it.
572
00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,191
Just stay away from her, til
I try to figure something out.
573
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:23,738
This could be a big problem.
574
00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:39,754
You're telling me.
575
00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:40,505
Oh.
576
00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:41,256
Ok.
577
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:42,924
Ok.
578
00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,427
Looks like you got a
case of disco disk.
579
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,221
An ice pack.
580
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:49,264
Yeah.
581
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:50,014
Easy.
582
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,099
Ok.
583
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:54,310
Try and slow down a little, ok?
584
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:55,770
That's hard to do
when you got a wife
585
00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:59,357
who's trying to get in the
guinness book of records.
586
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,358
Let me ask you something, doc.
587
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:01,734
Sure.
588
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,404
Can two people
who've been married
589
00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:09,784
for two, three centuries change
their lifestyle overnight?
590
00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:14,455
Well, strange things
happen on cruises.
591
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,250
I'll have them put
that on my stone.
592
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:20,712
I've seen lots of humdrum
relationships heat up again.
593
00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:23,131
And that's not only for the
woman, but for the man too.
594
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:27,427
Maybe you've heard the saying,
salt air improves virility.
595
00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:30,221
That's an old wives tale.
596
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:30,888
Yeah, well, they
ought to know.
597
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,854
Doc, you got a minute?
598
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:38,855
What?
599
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:39,981
Is there any chance
I might be a werewolf?
600
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:43,860
I'll see you, doc.
601
00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:44,652
Bye.
602
00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:52,368
What about it?
603
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,954
Could be a Dr.
Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
604
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,205
On moonlit nights, do
I stop in the middle
605
00:31:56,289 --> 00:32:00,126
of mixing Shirley temples and
become the midnight mauler?
606
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:03,129
Isaac, that's not very likely.
607
00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:04,005
But it is possible.
608
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:07,050
You've seen how
forgetful I've become.
609
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,552
Maybe I have split in two.
610
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,013
After all, only a
shadowy threshold defines
611
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,557
actuality from phantasmagoria.
612
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,976
I read that in reader's digest.
613
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,394
Isaac, I refuse to
believe you have any kind
614
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,146
of a problem like this.
615
00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:22,106
But there was a witness.
616
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,900
Now, a part of me was
sacked out in my cabin.
617
00:32:23,983 --> 00:32:27,362
Another part of me was
up in the passageway,
618
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:30,531
chewing on Janet Reeves' ear.
619
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:31,991
And the worst part of
it is, from what I hear,
620
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:35,161
I was making out
great, but I don't even
621
00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:37,080
remember enough to enjoy it.
622
00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:40,208
I still don't think you
have any kind of a problem.
623
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:41,668
Now, wait a minute.
624
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:41,959
Did this ever happen before?
625
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,048
No.
626
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:48,466
Well--
627
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:52,762
but she might
be a special case.
628
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:58,851
Maybe I'm subconsciously
acting out my fantasies.
629
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,520
You know, I've been
crazy about that Janet
630
00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:04,524
ever since I was seven years
old, when I was a dew drop.
631
00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:07,235
You were a dew drop?
632
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:08,069
Isaac, sit down.
633
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:11,155
Maybe you do have a problem.
634
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,994
How long have you considered
yourself a dew drop?
635
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,497
That was a part I
had in a school play.
636
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:22,417
She was a ladybug.
637
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,085
Oh, then, you have no problem.
638
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:26,546
Of course, if you considered
yourself a ladybug,
639
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:28,256
then we might be--
640
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:30,758
doc, I'm going bananas.
641
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,301
Now, if the captain ever finds--
642
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:33,094
all-- all right.
643
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:34,053
Relax.
644
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,513
Now, there's got to
be an explanation.
645
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,852
I'll speak to the
ladybug's husband.
646
00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:58,661
Well, I'm ready.
647
00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,371
Like the dress?
648
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:01,164
Like it?
649
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,252
Well, don't you think that
thing's just a little drafty?
650
00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:11,424
All part of the big idea to
be daring and live a little.
651
00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:13,843
I figure you'll live a
little in that thing all right.
652
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:15,553
I give you 10 minutes,
then you catch pneumonia.
653
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:18,097
Honey, come on.
654
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:21,434
Bill, this is our last night.
655
00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:23,186
I want to have fun.
656
00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:26,814
Well, can't you have fun
and keep your shirt on?
657
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,692
Bill, don't spoil things.
658
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,903
You've been
understanding so far.
659
00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:33,821
Well, listen, sweetheart,
just-- just slip this thing
660
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,781
right over your shoulders.
661
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,032
Bill--
662
00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,492
at least until you get more
hospitalisation coverage, ok?
663
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:39,827
No.
664
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,954
I want to prove
to myself that i'm
665
00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,999
truly free of
conventional restrictions.
666
00:34:45,082 --> 00:34:46,667
Don't you see?
667
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,169
Wearing this is very important.
668
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:50,087
How can anything that
flimsy be important?
669
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,756
I mean, it just
doesn't add up, honey.
670
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,342
Goosebumps and gray hair.
671
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:55,843
My hair is not gray.
672
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,345
Sweetheart, in
your heart, you know,
673
00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:59,847
that under those lovely
blond strands are gray roots.
674
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,391
Now, what's wrong with gray?
675
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:03,810
I mean, that's the color you
picked to paint the porch.
676
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:05,937
Bill, I'm disappointed in you.
677
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,940
I guess you don't understand.
678
00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:10,525
Well, no matter.
679
00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:13,027
I am going to the
bar and get a drink.
680
00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:16,197
And then, I am going
out to dance, like this.
681
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:26,707
Are you sure she staged all of
that just to get my attention?
682
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,751
It's the only logical answer.
683
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,211
Wow.
684
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,713
I've been a real big
dumb jock, spending
685
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:33,881
all my time at that radio.
686
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:37,134
Poor kid, having to go
through all of that, just--
687
00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,095
oh, I feel like such a hell.
688
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:42,932
Well, you still have
time to make up for it.
689
00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:44,600
I'll explain things
to the captain.
690
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:46,310
Thanks, doc.
691
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:46,435
That's awful nice of you.
692
00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:54,277
Isaac, you know, I'm going
cold Turkey on the sports kick.
693
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,030
That beautiful lady of mine
is gonna get my apology
694
00:35:58,114 --> 00:35:58,656
and 100% of my attention.
695
00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:01,200
Hey, way to go.
696
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,952
Yeah.
697
00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:08,249
In fact, she's entitled
to even more than that.
698
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,959
I mean, she wanted me
to be jealous, right?
699
00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:13,129
Well, she can have that
too, if you're game.
700
00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:15,381
Yeah.
701
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:17,174
See, she knows i'm
at the gym, right?
702
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,467
Right.
703
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,427
Well, dig this.
704
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,219
Ok.
705
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:33,608
Care to order a little snack?
706
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,776
N-o.
707
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:39,322
Bill, bill.
708
00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:47,163
See you in about 20 minutes?
709
00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:49,206
Solid.
710
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:49,957
Bill: Come on, fay.
711
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,167
Just please, take--
712
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:52,752
good evening, Mrs. Piermont.
713
00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:53,836
Did you spill something?
714
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,795
No.
715
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:55,504
And she's not going to either.
716
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:56,714
Bring me a scorpion, please.
717
00:36:56,797 --> 00:36:57,965
And a sweatshirt.
718
00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,216
Just the drink.
719
00:36:59,300 --> 00:36:59,967
One scorpion,
hold the sweatshirt.
720
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:03,638
You can't keep this up, bill.
721
00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,932
I guess not.
722
00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:09,685
I mean, why can't you just
accept the new Mrs. Piermont?
723
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:10,895
Why can't you be born
again without showing
724
00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,356
up in your birthday suit.
725
00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:17,318
Oh, I knew there'd be a
quarrel sooner or later.
726
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:18,527
Ok.
727
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:20,947
But just slip this
over your shoulders.
728
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,032
Until we get up and go dancing.
729
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,283
Come on.
730
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,160
Just give me a little more
time to get used to the idea?
731
00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:31,290
But at the door, off it goes.
732
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,971
Kathy, it's our last night.
733
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,473
I know.
734
00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:48,724
I'm waiting for an answer.
735
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,396
Well?
736
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:58,067
Well, Tom, why can't
we go on just as we are?
737
00:37:58,150 --> 00:38:00,653
Because I can't
handle it anymore.
738
00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:03,906
And I'm tired of ducking
around corners and hiding out.
739
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:05,324
Kathy, I want to
have the feeling
740
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:06,325
that you're really mine.
741
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:11,664
Now, bottom line, I want
you to commit to me.
742
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:14,375
I want to, Tom, but I can't.
743
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,502
I can handle our
age difference.
744
00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:19,797
Now, but in a few years?
745
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,049
I'd always be worried about
what you were thinking.
746
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:26,721
I'd be thinking how lucky I
was to have someone like you.
747
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:28,055
I wish I could
be certain of that.
748
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,890
I'll put it in writing.
749
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:30,891
It just wouldn't work, Tom.
750
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,810
I've thought about it.
751
00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,061
I really have.
752
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:38,566
But I'll always be dreading
the reactions of other people.
753
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,484
Maybe i-- I'm overly
sensitive, but i--
754
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:45,072
I can't help but feeling that
people would always be staring
755
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,659
at us, thinking I was
some weird old woman
756
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,245
and you were a kinky flake.
757
00:38:51,328 --> 00:38:52,830
Kathy, that
wouldn't bother me.
758
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,376
But it would bother me.
759
00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,212
I couldn't live with it.
760
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,130
Kathy--
761
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:04,175
please, Tom, this
is difficult enough.
762
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,517
Oh, what am I gonna
do without you?
763
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:46,008
Oh, gee.
764
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:46,926
I forgot my pipe.
765
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,803
Finish your drink.
766
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:49,804
I'll meet you
outside the lounge.
767
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:51,055
You will be there?
768
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:52,473
Absolutely.
769
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,600
Oh, and remember, you
promised to keep that on.
770
00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:58,020
The minute you
get there, shazam.
771
00:39:58,104 --> 00:39:59,438
Sha-sha-shazam.
772
00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:15,037
Janet: Come in.
773
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,961
Special delivery.
774
00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:24,338
Janet: What's all this?
775
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,508
It's m and m night,
mariachis and margaritas.
776
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:31,178
And since you weren't
up there, I decided
777
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,472
to deliver to you down here.
778
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:34,140
Thank you.
779
00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:35,766
You're more than welcome.
780
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,356
What are you doing?
781
00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:44,900
Well-- I'm guarding
this door, ma'am.
782
00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:46,068
I'm just-- I'm protecting
the passageway,
783
00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:48,863
because I don't want any
strange men to-- to bother you.
784
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:51,198
Oh, good.
785
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,659
If you catch him,
clap him in irons.
786
00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:53,993
I want him chained and helpless.
787
00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:54,660
Me too.
788
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,710
It was very thought
of you, Isaac.
789
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,712
And--
790
00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:06,338
is your-- is
your husband here?
791
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:07,339
He's in the gym.
792
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:08,966
Well, then, why should
we waste this time?
793
00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:10,843
Why can't we spend it together?
794
00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:12,094
Huh?
795
00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:13,262
Since you first kissed
me, I knew that you were
796
00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:13,846
trying to send me a message.
- Message?
797
00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:15,556
No messages.
798
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:16,724
I never send messages.
799
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:17,808
I'm a very bad correspondent.
800
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,561
I've been trying to
suppress the savages I have,
801
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:22,062
but when I heard
you were screaming
802
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,231
my name up in the
corner, I knew that you
803
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,900
felt me the same way too.
804
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:26,901
Wait a minute.
805
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:28,068
You've got this all wrong.
806
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,236
I kneel at your
feet in worship.
807
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:29,987
Janet: Oh, wait.
808
00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:31,572
Don't do this.
809
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:32,615
This is crazy.
810
00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:33,824
Hey.
811
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,534
Janet: I didn't mean to give
you the wrong impression.
812
00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:38,412
Uh huh.
813
00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:38,704
Doc, I got to call doc.
814
00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:40,414
Doc.
815
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,416
I got to call.
816
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,668
Dr. Bricker to the
promenade deck, please.
817
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:45,502
Emergency.
818
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,921
You better get
out of this room.
819
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,714
I don't want you to see this.
- Burt, no.
820
00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:49,423
No.
No.
821
00:41:49,506 --> 00:41:50,591
It's not his fault. It's mine.
822
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:51,342
I was trying to make you
think there was another man
823
00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:53,093
and he got the wrong impression.
824
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,345
Then, you mean,
everything was just--
825
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,346
i-- I'm sorry, Isaac.
826
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:59,975
Look, Isaac, I'm sorry too.
827
00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:02,853
Man, I guess I really
should've known better,
828
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,271
but I was blinded by jealousy.
829
00:42:06,565 --> 00:42:11,278
Good thing you stopped
me in time, baby.
830
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,321
Then, you mean it
was him all the time?
831
00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:14,949
You're a fortunate
man, Mr. Reeves.
832
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:15,449
Yeah.
833
00:42:15,532 --> 00:42:16,784
I know, Isaac.
834
00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:20,162
As for me, I return to the
silence of my lonely room.
835
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:22,414
Yeah, I know, Isaac.
836
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:26,001
Broken, but not defeated,
reflecting on two ships that
837
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:29,296
passed in the night,
but never met,
838
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,258
two gentle zephyrs
from an innocent past,
839
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:36,095
shadowy, but ever present,
gossamer whispers.
840
00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:36,637
What?
841
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,138
Gossamer whispers?
842
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,015
What is all this baloney?
843
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:40,975
What do you mean.
844
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:41,767
Come on.
845
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:43,394
Come on.
846
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,396
Honey, I felt so
bad that all you
847
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:47,982
had to do just to
get through to me
848
00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:52,653
that I felt that you deserved
a little production in return.
849
00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:55,906
You clowns, both of you.
850
00:42:55,990 --> 00:43:01,495
All I want is Mr. Reeves
in and Kurt gowdy out.
851
00:43:01,578 --> 00:43:02,538
You got it, baby.
852
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:06,292
And thanks a lot, Isaac.
853
00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:10,379
Where have you been?
854
00:43:10,462 --> 00:43:11,630
What's the emergency?
855
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:12,506
Did you bring the plasma?
856
00:43:12,589 --> 00:43:13,465
Isaac's gonna need it.
857
00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:14,508
Isaac?
858
00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:16,427
Janet's husband caught
them all alone together.
859
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,511
He's gonna break every
bone in Isaac's body.
860
00:43:17,594 --> 00:43:20,889
For this you
interrupted my bingo game?
861
00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:22,182
Little family squabbles?
862
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,434
Little family squabble?
863
00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:24,601
We're gonna need a pair
of eyebrow tweezers
864
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:25,561
to pick Isaac up.
865
00:43:25,644 --> 00:43:28,022
When are you gonna
learn not to mix in?
866
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,732
And you call
yourself a healer?
867
00:43:29,815 --> 00:43:30,524
Oh.
868
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:51,879
What is this?
869
00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:54,214
Well, like you said,
it's important we
870
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:55,215
prove we're unconventional.
871
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:59,803
Agnes, we're on a
floating massage parlor.
872
00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:00,554
You're just being silly.
873
00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:02,723
Well, if I am,
then so are you.
874
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:05,643
Look, I agreed when
you said real freedom
875
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,686
comes from inside a person.
876
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:11,357
Well, if this is your idea of
being unconventional, fine.
877
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,983
Ok then, let's go.
878
00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:20,949
You really made your point.
879
00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:26,038
If you were able to go this
far, it's working for us.
880
00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:30,292
Ok, my new Mr. Piermont,
let's both get into something
881
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,503
more comfortable.
882
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:00,697
Bye.
883
00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:01,907
Thanks for sailing with us.
884
00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:03,409
Bye bye.
885
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:04,493
Oh, here comes the
lady who we thought
886
00:45:04,576 --> 00:45:05,577
was gonna jump overboard.
887
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:07,246
Oh, thanks for
everything, Julie.
888
00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:08,080
Oh, you're welcome.
889
00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:09,123
Boy, you both sure
look different.
890
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:11,208
Yeah, we are.
891
00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,918
I feel like a new man.
892
00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:15,629
So do I. And I've got one.
893
00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:17,381
Bye bye.
894
00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:19,925
Oh, isn't that wonderful?
895
00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:22,553
They're both behaving
like a couple of kids.
896
00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:24,430
Well, they sure went
to a lot of trouble.
897
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:25,973
I guess I'm lucky.
898
00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:26,557
I didn't have to do anything.
899
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,891
And I'm already there.
900
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,526
Oh, then, there really
wasn't any sex maniac?
901
00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:39,653
Definitely not.
902
00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:41,989
Well, it's been a
very interesting voyage.
903
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:42,948
Captain.
904
00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:43,282
Goodbye.
905
00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:45,576
Agnes.
906
00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:47,119
You're sure there
was no sex maniac?
907
00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:48,412
Absolutely.
908
00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:50,747
Come cruising with us again.
909
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:51,540
Why?
910
00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:01,800
Bye bye.
911
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:02,634
Bye.
912
00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:03,177
Thanks for sailing with us.
913
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,137
Excuse me.
914
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,847
Have you seen Mr. Bell?
915
00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:07,556
Yes.
916
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:08,348
He went ashore.
917
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,892
He was the first
one off in fact.
918
00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:10,684
Excuse me.
919
00:46:22,696 --> 00:46:23,739
I was afraid I'd missed you.
920
00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:26,200
I had to pick up
these two witness.
921
00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:27,409
Witness?
922
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:29,536
I cabled ahead for
them to meet us here.
923
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,748
Madame, would you
please tell the court how
924
00:46:32,831 --> 00:46:33,165
long you two have been married?
925
00:46:33,248 --> 00:46:36,460
47 years.
926
00:46:36,543 --> 00:46:39,421
And every year it gets better.
927
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:40,547
How could that
be possible, sir?
928
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:43,675
Isn't she much older than you?
929
00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:44,885
11 years.
930
00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:51,725
Exhibit a, she
is 11 years older.
931
00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:53,602
Now, would your honor please
look at these two witnesses
932
00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:58,065
and state for the record, do
my grandparents seem happy?
933
00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,651
Your grandparents?
934
00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:02,861
The defense rests.
935
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,460
Glad you enjoyed the cruise.
936
00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:29,012
You're ok.
937
00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:30,764
But her husband promised
you he was gonna
938
00:47:30,847 --> 00:47:32,307
take you apart, piece by piece.
939
00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:34,726
I heal quickly.
940
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:35,769
Thanks for everything, Isaac.
941
00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:38,188
I can't wait to see
what life is gonna
942
00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:40,023
be like when I don't have
to wait for a commercial
943
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:41,024
to be kissed.
944
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,859
And he won't backslide
either, because he
945
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:46,280
knows he has competition
waiting in the wings.
946
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:48,949
Oh, Burt.
947
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:52,786
Now, speak right into this.
948
00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:54,830
Here, Isaac, take this.
949
00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:55,539
Here.
950
00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:56,582
It's all your.
951
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:57,165
You got it.
952
00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:58,792
I'm going cold Turkey.
953
00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,752
But I can't accept this.
954
00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:01,837
Oh, yes you can.
955
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,714
Can always give it
to somebody you hate.
956
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:07,634
Bye bye.
957
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,553
So long.
958
00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:11,930
I don't get this, man.
959
00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:14,391
He gave you a present
after knowing what went
960
00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:16,476
on between you and his wife?
961
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,269
Open marriage.
962
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,948
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