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Hi.
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Should have rung ahead! Shit.
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Are you having a baby as well?
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IAN HITS BELL
Well, it doesn't matter, does it?
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What's going on? I'm sure
they're coming. I dinged the bell.
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Hello, emergency! What the fuck
are they playing at back there?
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OK, to be fair,
they're probably understaffed.
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Oh, now I feel terrible.
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OK! I'm here. I'm here.
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Let's stop the horrible noise.
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My wife is having a contraction.
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Not right now, I'm not.
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Well, she's in the right place.
How far apart?
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Oh, I don't know. I should have
been there, but I wasn't.
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RECEPTIONIST NURSE GASPS
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What's wrong?
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Are you Tom Kapoor?
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Ugh, now is not the time.
He's a close friend.
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Are you with the group?
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No, I just forgot this in the car.
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Because you know what?
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I know of an empty room if you...
if you'd like the privacy.
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Yes, yes. Sorry,
we would like the privacy.
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We're with him, with Tom Kapoor.
Tom Kapoor.
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So, yeah,
we'll need that room now, yeah.
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KATE GROANS IN PAIN
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Shit!
Should she be in this much pain?
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This doesn't seem normal.
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She's in labour, Ian, this is fine.
I'm going to get a doctor.
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No, no, no,
you don't have to do that.
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This should not be happening
like this.
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Tom, with me.
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Ohhh.
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Oh. Coming out of it?
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OK. Yeah.
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Finishing up? Yeah.
All right, come on.
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Let's get ready for the next one.
Oh!
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Yes, there we go.
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Fucking hell!
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No-one's ever been in this much
pain before.
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Oh...
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Remember when my appendix burst, though?
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This is worse than that.
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OK.
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The nurse called me brave.
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Thank you for looking after me.
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That's what I'm here for.
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Look, can I ask you one more thing?
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And this will be the last thing,
I promise.
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It doesn't have to be the last
thing. Don't be stupid. OK.
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I need you to get me a Twix,
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a Diet Coke... OK. ..a packet
of ready salted crisps,
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and... something else sweet
that surprises me.
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OK, I can do that.
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Are you writing this down?
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No, I'll just go now. Sorry.
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Do you have any cash, or...?
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Are you serious? Sorry. Yeah.
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Twix. Yep.
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Crisps. Coke.
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Surprise. Surprise. Yes. Fuck.
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Hey.
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Hey. How's Ian?
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Not great. Still trying to find
a printer for his birth plan.
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I'm sorry about what I said
at the stag.
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I just... It's fine, you were drunk.
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I know you didn't mean any of it.
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OK. Well, I guess I'll be off, then.
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OK. See you.
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VENDING MACHINE WHIRS
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I did mean it.
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I was drunk, but I meant
what I said.
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And I don't really know what
to do about it.
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Oh, there she is.
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What? Jessie!
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Hi, hi.
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Wow! Where's Kate?
She's in room four.
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Oh, hey, man. Hi.
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You really do just show up places,
don't you?
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Down to the left.
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I'll be there in a second.
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I don't want to do this right now.
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I'm sorry. I don't have to stay.
No, no.
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If it's for Ian, then stay.
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But I don't want to make
today about this.
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Should we turn the heating
up in here?
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Put your shirt back on.
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I want to be ready
for skin to skin.
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Oh, I love skin to skin.
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Oh, Jessie, choccy, thanks!
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You know, I didn't think
I had any gas
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when I had Olive. Sarah.
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What? It's just an observation.
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Sarah handles pain really well.
I do, yeah.
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And so does Kate, probably.
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Which is good, because it only
gets worse. Oh, God, does it?
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OK, can we just stop talking
about how much pain Kate is in
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or is going to be in
or just any of that, please?
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Well, I just wish someone
had told me.
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We could talk about Tom.
What's Tom doing here?
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Tom is only here because he gave me
a lift after squash.
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Jessie has nothing to do with it,
OK? Enough.
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Yes, enough now. All right!
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Jeez, I'm just trying to lighten
the mood.
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Honestly, it's freezing in here!
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Aaagh!
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BOTH MEN EXCLAIM
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Jesus Christ.
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PHONE PINGS
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We never get celebs through here. Oh.
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We had that one bloke that looked
like Harrison Ford.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, he was gorgeous.
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Thank you for printing this.
It's for my friend.
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Oh, you're welcome, darling.
That'll be 20 quid.
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NURSES LAUGH
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Oh, very good.
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She's a bloody wind-up, this one.
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Oh, my days.
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Tom Kapoor! No pictures.
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Listen, you have got to come
and say hi to my wife.
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She just had a bloody mental labour.
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I've actually got to get back...
One second.
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Come on, she'll never forgive me
otherwise. Please, say yes.
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Fresh baby. Come on. OK, yeah.
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Just one second.
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Oh, what a good man.
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Come on.
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Jesus, you look a state.
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Really?
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I think it's nice you two
have worked things out.
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Yeah, who apologised first?
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It was mutual.
She's learned her lesson now.
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There was no lesson to be learned,
it was just a miscommunication.
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Hey, don't speak to me like that
while I'm in labour.
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I think I'm going to put my shirt
on just for a bit,
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but I will leave it unzipped.
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Oh, my God, Jessie, I forgot.
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? Happy birthday to you
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? Happy birthday to you... ?
Oh, stop!
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? Happy birthday, dear... ?
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You get the idea.
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What happened there?
Sorry we didn't come.
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Yeah, did anyone show up
to the pub?
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No, actually,
not one single person...
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Oh, no, Amelia.
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Fuck. Amelia? Yeah. Wow.
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No, out of that.
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How are you doing, love?
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She's not good.
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I'm OK. OK, well, let's have
a little look, shall we?
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And then we might be able to take
you to the delivery suite.
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I think a bit of privacy
might be a good idea.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Ian, you stay.
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Stay, yeah.
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I stay. I stay.
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You're doing really well.
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Thanks. No.
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Look who it is, babes.
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Just wanted to pop by
and say congratulations.
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Oh, thank you.
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Sorry, who are you? Tom.
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Tom Kapoor, baby. Oh.
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Tom Kapoor.
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Do you work for Mads?
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Yeah.
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OK.
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Do you want to hold him?
Oh, no. You're OK.
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Come on.
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Oh... OK.
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BABY FUSSES
There you go.
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OK... OK.
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You've got to give him a smell.
The smell is insane.
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Yeah, go on.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Really good.
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Mm-hm.
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Do you have kids, Tom Kapoor?
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No.
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Maybe one day.
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OK. Put your legs down.
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KATE GROANS
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Jessie, these pillows
are a bit thin.
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I'm going to go home and get her
pillows. No, no, no, don't do that.
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I'm going to leave you to it
for a bit. I'll be back soon. OK?
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All right, all right. Yeah. OK.
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Ian, I need a poo. OK, a poo.
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Is that normal? No. A poo?
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OK. No, no, it is! It's fine.
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Women poo. OK. It's fine.
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You're about to see a lot more, OK?
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All right. Brace yourself.
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Oh, whoa! What?!
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Dan? What the hell?
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Oh, my God.
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This is crazy!
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It's... Jessie.
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Jessie, Jessie.
Jessie, Jessie. Yeah. Jessie.
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Jessie. Yes, of course. Oh, my God.
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So what are you doing here?
Are you having a baby?
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No. No. Right. OK, right.
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Yeah. What are you doing here?
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Well, Claire's in there now
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and, yeah, number two's on its way.
Excuse me?
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Yeah. Claire-Claire?
With the fringe, fringe Claire?
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Yeah, the fringe is back!
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Congratulations, that's... You?
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Yeah. Having... kids?
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Yeah. That's full-on.
It's a lot. Wow.
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Yeah. That's amazing.
Well, Kate's in there right now.
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She's having her first.
No way! Oh, my God.
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Like, the first is great.
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You know, just when they're still,
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like, all small and cute, you know.
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You know what I mean, anyway.
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No, because I don't have kids.
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Do you not have kids?
No, I don't. Right, oh, right.
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Do you want kids, or...? Um...
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Oh, are you allowed to ask
someone that these days? No.
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Fuck, no.
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Because of feminism and everything,
so... Yeah.
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I mean, you're... We're both fans
of it, so that's cool.
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But no kids for you.
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Er...
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Don't know if I'm bothered.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fair enough. Yeah.
So, how's things for you?
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What's going on?
Oh, are you still with Tom?
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Er, no. No, I'm...
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Yeah, we broke up ages ago.
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Oh, joking me.
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Oh, man!
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That is rubbish.
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I'm sorry.
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But, hey, maybe you guys
will get back together, huh?
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There's a thought.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
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Anyway, listen, I've got to get
a jelly from the canteen.
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I was supposed to get it, like,
45 minutes ago for Claire,
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but, you know, she was like,
"Aaah!", so I just...
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It was nice to see you. You too.
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Honestly, I'm very...
I'm so happy for you.
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Listen, you need to stop smoking.
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Yes, shut up. OK.
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Round two!
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Bye, Dan.
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You all right, mate?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, just hydrating.
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How's everything going?
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Yeah, it was all, er...
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It was all getting a bit much
in there.
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A lot of shouting and swearing.
256
00:11:59,295 --> 00:12:00,815
Really? Yeah.
257
00:12:00,815 --> 00:12:03,055
Kate said I needed to cool off.
258
00:12:07,175 --> 00:12:08,935
It's all right to be nervous.
259
00:12:12,095 --> 00:12:14,055
Yeah, I am quite nervous.
260
00:12:15,615 --> 00:12:18,135
I know
I've been hiding it quite well.
261
00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:27,375
I'm going to mess this up so bad.
262
00:12:28,495 --> 00:12:29,655
Mess what up?
263
00:12:31,175 --> 00:12:32,295
Just all of it.
264
00:12:34,175 --> 00:12:37,335
I'm not even sure
if I'm meant to be a dad.
265
00:12:37,335 --> 00:12:39,895
I don't think anyone's meant
to be a dad.
266
00:12:41,815 --> 00:12:44,335
I don't know if anyone's
meant to be anything.
267
00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:51,415
My dad would always say, in life,
you just have to pick a direction
268
00:12:51,415 --> 00:12:52,775
and go with it.
269
00:12:58,295 --> 00:13:00,455
Is that from one of your movies?
270
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,495
No.
271
00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:05,175
No, it's from my dad.
272
00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:10,255
It's good advice.
273
00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:11,575
Yeah.
274
00:13:11,575 --> 00:13:14,175
Yeah, it is, actually.
275
00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:19,295
You're going to be great.
276
00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:23,655
I'm going to set up a pension
for the baby.
277
00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:24,895
That's a good idea.
278
00:13:26,935 --> 00:13:29,735
Oh, why is it taking so long?
279
00:13:29,735 --> 00:13:31,295
Is it meant to take this long?
280
00:13:31,295 --> 00:13:33,095
I think it can sometimes, yeah.
281
00:13:33,095 --> 00:13:34,735
I'm so tired.
282
00:13:34,735 --> 00:13:36,175
I know.
283
00:13:36,175 --> 00:13:38,135
Come on, come on.
284
00:13:40,295 --> 00:13:43,375
Ohh. You good? Yeah. OK.
285
00:13:45,055 --> 00:13:46,735
OK, love.
286
00:13:46,735 --> 00:13:49,095
Let's see how you're doing.
287
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,135
Here we go. Where's Ian?
288
00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:53,855
You sent him outside.
Oh, I miss him.
289
00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:55,455
He should come back.
290
00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:57,215
OK, a bit of pressure.
291
00:13:57,215 --> 00:13:59,815
Oh, do you want me to leave or...?
What else have you got on?
292
00:14:00,855 --> 00:14:01,895
OK.
293
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,655
Baby's breech,
294
00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:06,375
which means he's upside down.
295
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,375
Ugh! It's already disobeying me.
296
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,775
I'm going to start preparing
for a C-section.
297
00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:12,055
No, no, no.
298
00:14:12,055 --> 00:14:13,375
Let's just wait a bit longer.
299
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:16,255
I know this all feels
like it's happening really fast, OK,
300
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:19,335
but the doctor would agree
it's better to be cautious.
301
00:14:19,335 --> 00:14:20,855
All right?
302
00:14:20,855 --> 00:14:24,015
Maybe your friend here
can go and find your husband.
303
00:14:24,015 --> 00:14:25,215
Yeah.
304
00:14:25,215 --> 00:14:26,735
Yep.
305
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,015
All right.
You're doing really well, love.
306
00:14:29,015 --> 00:14:31,295
THEY CHAT QUIETLY
307
00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:33,375
Ian, you've got to get back
to the room.
308
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,335
Kate's getting ready for surgery.
Oh, my God.
309
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:37,615
Oh, my God. No, the baby's fine.
310
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,575
Are you OK? How are you still here?
311
00:14:49,495 --> 00:14:50,535
Jessie!
312
00:14:52,815 --> 00:14:56,175
Jessie! Hi! They're taking me
to a second location.
313
00:14:56,175 --> 00:14:57,695
That's fine. That's great news.
314
00:14:57,695 --> 00:15:00,815
It just means you're about to have
a baby. Could you walk a bit faster?
315
00:15:00,815 --> 00:15:02,215
We really do have places to be.
316
00:15:02,215 --> 00:15:03,895
Can't back out now, can I?
317
00:15:03,895 --> 00:15:06,095
Oh, no, I don't think so,
but you're going to be fine.
318
00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:08,135
Everything's going to be fine, OK?
319
00:15:09,415 --> 00:15:11,935
You're going to be fine as well. OK?
320
00:15:11,935 --> 00:15:14,615
I love you! I love you too.
321
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,015
Bye!
322
00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:49,335
Attention!
323
00:15:49,335 --> 00:15:50,735
Kate has just given birth
324
00:15:50,735 --> 00:15:53,815
to the most beautiful baby
in the world!
325
00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:55,015
Is she OK?
326
00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:57,935
Mother, father and baby
are doing well.
327
00:15:57,935 --> 00:15:59,455
Is it a boy or a girl?
328
00:15:59,455 --> 00:16:01,535
Oh, I don't know. I forgot to ask.
329
00:16:01,535 --> 00:16:03,175
It's a baby, though! It's a baby.
330
00:16:03,175 --> 00:16:04,935
It's a baby. Nice one, man!
331
00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:11,015
Oh!
332
00:16:11,015 --> 00:16:14,015
Sorry. I'll be right back.
333
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:23,735
QUIET CHATTER
334
00:16:25,455 --> 00:16:27,775
LINE RINGS
335
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,615
Hey, it's Tom.
Leave a message.
336
00:16:44,775 --> 00:16:48,175
Yeah, I know. It just all happened
really quickly.
337
00:16:50,815 --> 00:16:52,215
Yeah.
338
00:16:52,215 --> 00:16:53,335
Mm-hm.
339
00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:56,255
I'm still in my squash gear.
340
00:16:59,815 --> 00:17:01,255
Yeah.
341
00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:03,535
Me too.
342
00:17:06,615 --> 00:17:07,935
I love you too.
343
00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:12,135
OK. Bye.
344
00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:16,735
DOOR THUDS SOFTLY
345
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:20,095
Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.
346
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,415
I tried to give you a call
that... the baby's here.
347
00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:29,215
That's great.
348
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,575
Is everyone OK?
349
00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:31,815
Yeah.
350
00:17:31,815 --> 00:17:33,815
Kate and the baby are.
351
00:17:33,815 --> 00:17:35,455
Ian's a little touch and go.
352
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:46,255
This is a bit on the nose, isn't it?
353
00:17:48,295 --> 00:17:51,335
Yeah, well, it's the only place
I could make a phone call
354
00:17:51,335 --> 00:17:54,175
without being asked to sniff a baby, so...
355
00:18:00,535 --> 00:18:03,335
You know, I used to think
about our wedding all the time.
356
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:07,895
Really? Mmm.
357
00:18:07,895 --> 00:18:10,095
Yeah, all the time.
358
00:18:11,135 --> 00:18:13,935
But you never wanted to get married.
359
00:18:13,935 --> 00:18:17,535
I know, but, you know,
I don't like the legal bit, but...
360
00:18:17,535 --> 00:18:20,655
...I like party planning.
361
00:18:24,775 --> 00:18:26,495
So, go on, then.
362
00:18:26,495 --> 00:18:27,815
What was it like?
363
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,415
Oh, OK.
364
00:18:29,415 --> 00:18:30,535
Well...
365
00:18:32,615 --> 00:18:35,495
I actually hate the idea
of walking down the aisle.
366
00:18:35,495 --> 00:18:41,015
So if it were me, I would sort
of break into a light jog.
367
00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:43,295
A jog? Yeah.
368
00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:48,095
OK, I'll show you.
Just, you know, a classy one.
369
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,575
OK. Hey. Oh, hi!
370
00:18:55,575 --> 00:18:57,695
Oh, ow. Oh! Oh.
371
00:18:57,695 --> 00:18:59,095
Ow.
372
00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:00,935
You OK? Yeah.
373
00:19:00,935 --> 00:19:02,375
Just clumsy.
374
00:19:04,775 --> 00:19:06,935
So who's the celebrant?
375
00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:08,895
Well, I was...
376
00:19:08,895 --> 00:19:12,495
I was hoping we could use one
of your celebrity contacts,
377
00:19:12,495 --> 00:19:14,295
get someone high-profile.
378
00:19:15,735 --> 00:19:18,495
I think Vin Diesel is ordained.
Is he?
379
00:19:18,495 --> 00:19:20,215
If he isn't, he should be.
380
00:19:20,215 --> 00:19:21,415
OK.
381
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,415
All right.
382
00:19:24,615 --> 00:19:29,975
I guess Vin Diesel is marrying us,
and he's wearing sunglasses.
383
00:19:29,975 --> 00:19:31,615
Very cool.
384
00:19:31,615 --> 00:19:32,815
Yeah.
385
00:19:32,815 --> 00:19:35,895
Jessica Simpson sings a song.
386
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:40,135
Rowan Atkinson reads a poem.
387
00:19:41,855 --> 00:19:44,535
A really long poem, though,
and everyone gets really bored,
388
00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:49,015
but Vin Diesel brings the energy
back up. He's a professional.
389
00:19:58,215 --> 00:20:00,695
And then Vin says to us...
390
00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:08,495
"Do you take this woman
to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
391
00:20:12,495 --> 00:20:13,695
And I'd say...
392
00:20:17,575 --> 00:20:20,935
"..I think you're doing
this with the wrong person"...
393
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:27,495
...and that we've always wanted
different things.
394
00:20:27,495 --> 00:20:29,615
That's not going to change.
395
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,695
And even though we loved
each other so much...
396
00:20:36,215 --> 00:20:37,495
...I think we're pretty stupid
397
00:20:37,495 --> 00:20:39,335
to think it can't happen
with someone else.
398
00:20:41,695 --> 00:20:43,735
Because it has, hasn't it?
399
00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:50,015
I'm sorry. Don't be sorry.
400
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,215
I'm sorry.
401
00:20:54,055 --> 00:20:56,095
Those are pretty shit vows.
402
00:20:57,535 --> 00:20:59,375
Yeah, I was improvising.
403
00:21:04,415 --> 00:21:05,735
This is it, isn't it?
404
00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:11,855
Yeah.
405
00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:19,815
I'm so happy for you, though.
406
00:21:19,815 --> 00:21:22,735
I know it doesn't seem like it,
but I am.
407
00:21:22,735 --> 00:21:25,015
I'm really happy for you too.
408
00:21:26,895 --> 00:21:28,095
If you're happy.
409
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:30,975
I am.
410
00:21:39,775 --> 00:21:40,935
DOOR OPENS
411
00:21:40,935 --> 00:21:42,695
Oh.
412
00:21:42,695 --> 00:21:43,975
Apologies.
413
00:21:46,615 --> 00:21:48,335
I'm sorry for your loss.
414
00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:51,335
Oh...
415
00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:52,535
THEY LAUGH
416
00:21:52,535 --> 00:21:54,415
Oh.
417
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:00,615
I should go.
418
00:22:03,015 --> 00:22:04,895
Clem's waiting up for me.
419
00:22:20,495 --> 00:22:21,695
Bye.
420
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,215
Bye.
421
00:22:44,815 --> 00:22:46,735
Jessie.
422
00:22:46,735 --> 00:22:47,775
Jessie.
423
00:22:50,615 --> 00:22:52,775
Do you want to hold my baby?
424
00:22:52,775 --> 00:22:54,575
Oh, yes.
425
00:23:14,655 --> 00:23:17,335
The middle name's going to
be Jessie.
426
00:23:17,335 --> 00:23:19,055
RAIN PATTERS OUTSIDE
427
00:23:23,095 --> 00:23:26,295
It's not a great middle name, to be
honest. Well, we'll think about it.
428
00:23:26,295 --> 00:23:28,815
Keep your options open.
Nothing's set in stone. Yeah.
429
00:23:51,695 --> 00:23:53,415
Hey. Leave a message.
430
00:23:55,255 --> 00:23:56,575
Hey.
431
00:23:56,575 --> 00:23:57,615
Er...
432
00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:02,095
Sorry I didn't ring until now,
but the baby came,
433
00:24:02,095 --> 00:24:03,535
which is exciting.
434
00:24:03,535 --> 00:24:04,895
Um...
435
00:24:04,895 --> 00:24:08,615
Yeah, I just wanted to ring and say
thank you for everything yesterday.
436
00:24:11,455 --> 00:24:14,215
Yeah. Sorry you were the first
person I thought of to ring,
437
00:24:14,215 --> 00:24:16,215
but you were.
438
00:24:16,215 --> 00:24:17,975
Um...
439
00:24:17,975 --> 00:24:19,695
But, yeah.
440
00:24:20,935 --> 00:24:21,975
OK.
441
00:24:44,255 --> 00:24:45,415
Get in.
442
00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:53,255
You're soaked. Thanks.
443
00:24:59,215 --> 00:25:00,455
You stayed.
444
00:25:01,455 --> 00:25:03,415
Yeah.
445
00:25:03,415 --> 00:25:05,815
So, er, did she have the baby?
446
00:25:07,975 --> 00:25:09,215
Yeah.
447
00:25:10,335 --> 00:25:11,375
Nice.
448
00:25:13,295 --> 00:25:14,495
Oh, um...
449
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,055
Here.
450
00:25:19,255 --> 00:25:22,535
Happy birthday, for yesterday.
451
00:25:24,575 --> 00:25:27,455
It's all they had
at the petrol station.
452
00:25:30,255 --> 00:25:31,295
Thanks.
453
00:25:38,735 --> 00:25:40,655
So where do you want to go?
454
00:25:45,455 --> 00:25:46,735
Dunno.
455
00:25:46,785 --> 00:25:51,335
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