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This programme contains
some strong language.
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Shall we get married?
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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ALARM BEEPS
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Shut up!
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? You ask me if there'll
come a time... ?
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Oh, shit. sorry.
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? When I grow tired of you
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? Never, my love... ?
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If I killed someone,
would you hide the body?
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You've already asked me this one.
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No, but you said no the first time!
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Also I'd have to turn you in.
No! Yeah.
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? You wonder if this heart
of mine... ?
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Hi! Here she is!
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? Will lose its desire for you... ?
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Oh, no...
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Ow!
? Never, my love... ?
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Hang on!
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Tom!
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? What makes you think love will end
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? When you know that my whole
life depends
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? On you... ?
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# Happy birthday to you! ?
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ALL CHEER
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So loud.
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Remind me never to have kids.
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What?
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Hey, it's Jessie.
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Please don't leave a message because
I never check them. Thanks.
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Hey, it's Tom,
leave a message.
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? You say you fear
I'll change my mind... ?
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I just don't understand why you
wouldn't at least try...
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Because I can't keep being forced to
do what's convenient for you.
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Forced? Asked. You know what I mean.
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I'm sorry I'm trying to "force" us
to be in the same place.
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SHE SIGHS
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? Never, my love
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? How can you think love will end
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? When I've asked you to
spend your whole life
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? With me
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? Never, my love
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? Never, my love. ?
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{\an8}Oh, that is perfect!
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{\an8}Lovely, ladies! Keep those
smiles on, they look beautiful!
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Can I go behind?
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I want to cover it up.
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I don't think that would work.
Smiles for miles! Please.
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Looking at me! There we go.
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The most beautiful woman
in the world.
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And Jessie.
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So, I have something to tell you.
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I already know the baby's mine.
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Tom's coming to the reception.
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Come on, it's your wedding day!
What?
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I didn't want to tell you
in case you ruined the wedding.
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I would never ruin your wedding.
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You were 20 minutes late this
morning. Yeah, because I was tired.
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OK, last one. Big smiles, ladies.
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Look, Tom is Ian's friend,
I'm married to Ian, be a grown-up.
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I am a grown-up.
Great. That's amazing.
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Yeah, well, great, awesome,
we're both grown-ups. OK.
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Smile, Jessie! I'm in heaven!
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So beautiful!
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So happy! That's great -
you too, Jessie!
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Happy!
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We're done.
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Mixer.
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Mixer.
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Yeah, I just don't like being told
what to wear, where to go,
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when to eat.
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How are you a bridesmaid?
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She was one of mine.
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What, like a prisoner exchange?
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Yeah. Do you think people will laugh
if I call Kate a bitch
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but in like a funny way?
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Let me see. Jessie!
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Hello, you.
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What do you want?
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Can I have some water?
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You can't say this word.
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What? It doesn't make sense
in your accent.
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Oh, here. I don't think you
understand how thick it is.
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Most of the time, I'm just
connecting the dots
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when you say things. Can we go home?
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Not yet. Why don't you go and play
hide and seek with your dad?
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Love you. Love you too!
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Daddy!
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Oh, shit.
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Don't look up.
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What? Don't look up. Oh, my...
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Ow. What?
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Do you think he brought his
girlfriend? Are they still together?
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Yeah, they are.
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God, what a power couple.
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Yeah, she's so hot.
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No offence.
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Stop making it weird.
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Going to wave. No, don't wave.
Don't wave!
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You're a fucking psycho.
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? Happy wedding to me!
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? Happy wedding... ?
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Congratulations, mate.
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Best day of my life.
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Hey, I'm so sorry I missed
the ceremony. No, no, no, no, no.
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It's fine, you know, better you
weren't there to pull focus!
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Now, look, if anyone tries
to bother you, let me know.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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Although my Aunt Bernadette
would love to meet you.
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Right, OK. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah?
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It would be, like,
25 minutes, tops, honestly.
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She fancies you so much.
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All right. Bernadette!
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He said yes.
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Dream come true!
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I think that story's funny.
I think it's sad. Really? Yeah.
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I think people won't like it.
I told so many people that.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Thank you. What are you doing?
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I have a wife to think about.
Oh, my God.
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Two whiskies, please.
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Hello?
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Hey. Hey! How are you?
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Yeah...
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Wow. You look... Oh...
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Sorry, can I take two of the...
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Do you want another?
No, no, no. I've got... Great.
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How have you been?
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Yeah, really good. You? Awesome.
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Yeah.
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How's the speech?
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You going to go off book?
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No, no, I'm not a professional
like you, so...
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No, I'll be sticking to the notes.
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Nice.
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Clem's not here.
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Er, she's at a shoot. Right, yeah.
Would have been so good to meet her.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Like, yeah.
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So good in all the movies she's in.
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Oh, thanks. Yeah. Um...
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Another time.
Another time. Definitely.
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Oh, yes. Thank you.
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I've got to get these to Ian.
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Yes. It's great to see you.
Good to see you.
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Good to see you.
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And then he said,
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"I've never seen such an ugly baby!"
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LAUGHTER
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But, really, it's nothing
less than a privilege
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to have you all here for the weaving
together of our two families.
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Who knew it would only take
Kate getting knocked up to do it?!
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He'd already proposed
before the baby,
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so that doesn't make any sense.
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Sure, darling.
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Hey, so I have an email from this
venue from a year ago.
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I just need to find my phone.
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Where's my phone?
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Show them later.
We'll show them later.
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Thank you very much.
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See you on the dance floor!
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ALL CHEER
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That was just his nickname
at school!
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I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm just kidding.
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No, but seriously,
he truly is the greatest.
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Yeah. Kate, you've got yourself some
A-plus stock there,
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even though, no doubt, it's probably
been collateralised!
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Try and sell that to a bank!
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No Clem.
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I would have loved to have
met her,
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because she's so... beautiful.
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She's, yeah.
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Such a shame Clem
couldn't make it, right?
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You're just...
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We should all hang out...
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...at some point.
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No, we shouldn't.
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"'We'll be friends forever,
won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
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"'Even longer,' said Pooh.
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"'For a day without a friend,
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"'is like a pot of honey
without a drop left inside.'"
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I love you guys.
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We love you. Thank you.
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APPLAUSE
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So, I guess I'm not saying
she's a bitch,
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but I'm not saying
she's not one either.
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OK.
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Not that one.
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Uh, OK.
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So, as Ben Affleck once said,
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the actor Ben Affleck,
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"Marriage is work, but it's
the best kind of work
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"and there's no-one
I'd rather go to work with."
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The Argo acceptance speech
from the Oscars.
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Oh, standing ovation over there
for me?
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Oh, no, I was just coming
back from the loo.
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OK, you don't need to yell!
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CLAPPING
No, not finished.
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Yeah.
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I guess I just want to say
that I couldn't think of two people
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more well suited to each other
who are going to put the work in.
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So, yeah.
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I love you both.
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Ian a little less than Kate,
but it's still love.
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Yeah. To Kate and Ian!
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Cheers!
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Sorry, do I need to return
the mic or...?
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You didn't come and find me.
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Oh, you beat us again. Oh, no!
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Hey, why don't you go hide again,
and I'll come find you this time?
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OK, ready? Ten, nine, eight...
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Christ! Did you know
it would be this hard?
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Well, yeah.
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Did you? What?
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You didn't think to tell me?
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Jesus Christ. Wha...?
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I assumed you knew!
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Do you think people are having
a good time? Yeah.
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How do you know?
Who have you spoken to?
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I asked around, you know.
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Did you talk to Tom?
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Yeah. How'd it go? You OK?
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Oh, my God. Incredible of me
to ask that on my wedding day.
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OK, you were the one
who invited him.
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He's famous. He's good for morale.
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So what do you think?
Do you still fancy him a bit?
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Of course I fancy him a bit.
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Everyone fancies him a bit.
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Yeah.
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You don't think he thinks
it's a shotgun wedding, do you?
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Yeah, he did ask that.
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Really?! No.
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Be nice to me!
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh... Just breathe.
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OK. Just, just...
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Seriously.
You can understand my stress.
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Of course I can. Thank you.
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OK, could everybody please clear the
dance floor?
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Cos it's time to party!
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I Gotta Feeling
by Black Eyed Peas
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No. No, no.
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No, no, no, absolutely not.
No, no, please, please...
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No. I promise you'll like it. No.
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Do it at your next wedding.
Play something else, thank you.
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It's a Love Thing
by The Whispers
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Hat, hat.
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Hat, thanks.
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Hat. Hat.
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Great speech, by the way.
Before. Great speech.
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Oh, thanks.
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Really good. Really funny.
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Honestly, really good.
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So, you... You were in the bathroom
for most of it, were you?
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Er...
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Yeah.
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OK.
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Do you want a drink, by the way?
My shout.
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Oh, it's an open bar.
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Oh, right. Er...
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Who have I been paying, then?
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Sorry. What's your name? I'm Jessie.
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00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,760
Oh, Liam. Nice to meet you, Liam.
263
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,800
Nice to meet you.
How do you know the couple?
264
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,200
Er... I don't know anyone, actually.
265
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,440
I'm mates with Brian.
266
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,400
Oh, you're a finance guy.
267
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,320
Fuck no. No, no, no, no.
268
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,280
I'm his electrician.
269
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,240
He brought his electrician
to a wedding?
270
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,600
You didn't bring yours?
271
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,640
No.
Excuse me, sorry.
272
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,080
We have an emergency.
273
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,680
We've lost our child.
274
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,280
A small white child is missing.
275
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,520
Attention, the wedding is over.
276
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,360
No, the wedding is not over.
277
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,880
It's just a short break
for the missing child.
278
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,600
I probably should help out here.
279
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,240
Nice to meet you, Liam.
280
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,960
Where are you going?
Nice to meet you.
281
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,560
It happened again!
282
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,200
Olive! Olive!
283
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,080
OLIVE!
284
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,000
Do you think people
are having a good time?
285
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,760
Stop asking people that. What?!
286
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,000
Oh, my God, it's so needy.
287
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,040
Is this because you didn't get
a plus one?
288
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,760
Well, Olive got to come.
289
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,160
Olive doesn't drink! Whatever.
290
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,080
Olive! I can't believe you let
this happen.
291
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,400
You were watching her.
No, I wasn't watching her.
292
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,280
I grew her in my body.
I've done enough.
293
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,720
Oh, my God, you cannot keep
using that. Yes, I can, actually.
294
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,760
If I could have carried her,
I would have.
295
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,480
God's sake.
296
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,680
Olive! She gets her craftiness
from you.
297
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,520
Olive! Olive!
298
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,480
Olive, they're cutting the cake!
299
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,280
Come here, girl. Here, girl.
300
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,720
Come here, girl!
301
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,600
Olive?
302
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,720
Olive! Olive!
303
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,280
Olive!
304
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,320
Olive! Hi.
305
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,960
Hey. Hey. Olive!
306
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,600
No luck?
307
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:36,600
Oh, no. But she can't drive,
so she can't have got far.
308
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,200
I feel like I was weird before.
I'm sorry about that.
309
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,560
I...just feel like I was nervous
about the speech, and...
310
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,600
No, no, no. It's cool.
Yeah, and I really...
311
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,000
I would love to meet Clem.
I think it'll be great.
312
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,880
And I think it would be also,
you know, great to learn
313
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,160
how to have a normal conversation
with you again.
314
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,560
Yeah, me too.
315
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,880
HE WHISTLES
316
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,320
Here, girl!
317
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,080
Come here, girl! Come here, girl!
318
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,480
This usually works.
With dogs or children?
319
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,680
Is there a difference?
320
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,520
Well, you actually wanted
a dog, didn't you?
321
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,320
I'm sorry,
I don't know why I said that.
322
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,760
Yeah, kind of weird!
323
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,920
Oh, found you! Found me!
324
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,000
Oh! Oh!
325
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,560
Found you!
326
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,480
Come back here. Where are you going?
327
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,560
APPLAUSE
328
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,720
The bouquet! Jessie! Go long!
329
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,000
Oh! Ooh...
330
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,040
Oh.
331
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,240
This kid is ruining my life. Yeah.
332
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,840
If anything happens to her,
I'll kill you and then myself.
333
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,480
Oh, at least we'd be together.
334
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,640
We're off. You need to put her
on a leash.
335
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,640
She's so rude. I'm so over Jessie.
336
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,800
INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE
337
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,240
Sure, sure. Thank you. Cheers.
338
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,440
No, no. It's your last one.
I can't take that.
339
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,520
Oh, no, no, honestly, I'm...
I'm quitting after this one, so...
340
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,200
Are you sure? Take it.
341
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,520
All right.
342
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,800
Congratulations.
343
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,680
Oh, thank you.
344
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,440
Have you got a light? Yeah.
345
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,720
Also you, you found the...
346
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,200
...the kid.
347
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,680
The kid?
348
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,160
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
349
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,920
She's fine. Oh, great. Whatever.
350
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,520
How's your night been? Great.
351
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,120
Yeah, great. You?
352
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,960
Yeah...
353
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,640
OK.
354
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,920
I've been sort of...
355
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,760
I've been dodging my ex-boyfriend,
356
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,880
for like, the entire wedding.
357
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,440
Oh, fuck.
358
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,240
Is it the priest?
359
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,440
No.
360
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,640
Is it Ian?
361
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,040
Yes.
362
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,960
Yeah, don't tell Kate.
363
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,960
I won't. Well, you need
to find someone to kiss.
364
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,160
Excuse me? Yeah.
365
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,720
Weddings are the perfect place
to find someone totally random
366
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,520
to get off with,
and never see them again. Oh.
367
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:19,920
I know if I saw my ex at a wedding,
I'd need a palate cleanser.
368
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,800
A palate cleanser kiss?
369
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,480
Yeah, shock the system, you know?
370
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,160
Well, something to think about.
371
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,400
OK.
372
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,520
Sorry?
373
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,120
Yes.
374
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,800
Oh, you mean me?
375
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,640
Is that not what you meant?
376
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,720
You mean...?
Well, I just meant in general.
377
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,160
Oh! But, er...
378
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,000
Right, sorry.
379
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,920
Yeah. OK.
380
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,160
But you're here.
381
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,480
Yeah.
Technically, I am here, yeah.
382
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,640
So...
383
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,800
OK.
384
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,880
OK. Er...
385
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,160
Right.
386
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,280
All right.
387
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,760
Sorry, are you going to lean?
388
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,320
It looked like
you were going to lean.
389
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,840
Going to lean...? I was.
You're going to lean... right?
390
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,040
I'll go right. Sure.
And I'll go left.
391
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,280
Your left, my right.
392
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,560
Great. That's all the admin
out the way.
393
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,600
Fantastic.
394
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,960
So, how do you feel?
395
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,480
Not too bad.
396
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,760
Great.
397
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,800
More Than This
by Roxy Music
398
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,880
INAUDIBLE
399
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,040
Hey.
400
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,280
Good night?
401
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,120
Yeah, it's great.
402
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,880
I've got a car if you want a lift.
403
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,040
Oh, no, no, it's fine.
I'm two minutes away, so...
404
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,480
Sure? Yeah, that's fine.
405
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,560
OK.
406
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,440
Well, it was really good
to see you.
407
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,480
It's good to see you, too.
408
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,120
I'm engaged.
409
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,480
Congratulations.
410
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,640
Thanks.
411
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,480
Goodnight.
412
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:30,080
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