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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,447 --> 00:00:28,031 ♪ Once in your life you find her ♪ 2 00:00:28,131 --> 00:00:31,195 ♪ Someone that turns your heart around ♪ 3 00:00:31,295 --> 00:00:35,039 ♪ And next thing you know you're closing ♪ 4 00:00:35,139 --> 00:00:37,141 ♪ Down the town ♪ 5 00:00:38,783 --> 00:00:42,608 ♪ Wake up and it's still with you ♪ 6 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:46,212 ♪ Even though you left her way 'cross town ♪ 7 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:48,895 ♪ Wondering to yourself ♪ 8 00:00:48,995 --> 00:00:51,197 ♪ "Hey, what've I found?" ♪ 9 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,783 ♪ When you get caught between the moon ♪ 10 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:57,945 ♪ And New York City ♪ 11 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:01,930 ♪ I know it's crazy ♪ 12 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,414 ♪ But it's true ♪ 13 00:01:07,536 --> 00:01:12,842 ♪ If you get caught between the moon and New York City ♪ 14 00:01:14,584 --> 00:01:16,626 ♪ The best that you can do ♪ 15 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:20,291 ♪ The best that you can do ♪ 16 00:01:20,391 --> 00:01:22,393 ♪ Is fall in love ♪ 17 00:01:33,566 --> 00:01:35,989 Hey, Ruby. Rube! 18 00:01:36,089 --> 00:01:37,891 Yeah, I know, Mike. 19 00:01:38,291 --> 00:01:39,713 "Staplehead." 20 00:01:39,813 --> 00:01:41,796 Your hit. That was your hit, yeah? 21 00:01:41,896 --> 00:01:43,357 This was it. 22 00:01:43,457 --> 00:01:44,959 Fucking turn it up! 23 00:01:45,059 --> 00:01:46,281 You don't have to, alright. 24 00:01:46,381 --> 00:01:47,362 Doxxxology. 25 00:01:47,462 --> 00:01:48,924 Fuck yeah! 26 00:01:49,024 --> 00:01:50,525 I had this on CD. 27 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:52,167 Back in the day. 28 00:01:52,267 --> 00:01:54,009 My daughter tells me I'm too old to rock, 29 00:01:54,108 --> 00:01:55,811 but I say bullshit. 30 00:01:55,911 --> 00:01:58,575 I work with Ruby Ruin! 31 00:01:58,674 --> 00:02:00,677 Respect you, lady. 32 00:02:02,319 --> 00:02:04,180 Hey, Victor. Hey. 33 00:02:04,281 --> 00:02:05,983 Tour time again. 34 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,065 You interested in some roadie work for a few weeks? 35 00:02:08,165 --> 00:02:09,427 Man the merch table? 36 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:11,228 No. Sorry. 37 00:02:11,329 --> 00:02:12,750 Ruby, you have a visitor 38 00:02:12,851 --> 00:02:14,853 in the break room. 39 00:02:23,182 --> 00:02:25,285 Hey. Uh, drummer, right? 40 00:02:25,384 --> 00:02:26,646 Thanks for answering the ad. 41 00:02:26,745 --> 00:02:27,808 I'm Ruby. 42 00:02:27,908 --> 00:02:29,490 Yes, you are. 43 00:02:29,590 --> 00:02:31,411 Wow. 44 00:02:31,512 --> 00:02:33,775 This is ama-- I'm Gavin. 45 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:35,577 Wow. Nice to meet you. 46 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,658 This is fucking amazing, dude, I'm... 47 00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:39,021 Okay. 48 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,502 I've just been a diehard Doxxx fan 49 00:02:40,602 --> 00:02:41,704 since I was, like, two years old. 50 00:02:41,804 --> 00:02:43,466 Dude, this is fuckin' badass. 51 00:02:43,566 --> 00:02:44,947 My mom said she'd catch me banging 52 00:02:45,047 --> 00:02:46,189 my sippy cup to "Staplehead." 53 00:02:46,288 --> 00:02:47,269 Just aaah! 54 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:48,711 Wow. That's-- 55 00:02:48,812 --> 00:02:50,353 When I saw the listing 56 00:02:50,453 --> 00:02:53,036 to be the drummer of Doxxxology 57 00:02:53,136 --> 00:02:54,879 on fucking Craigslist, 58 00:02:54,978 --> 00:02:58,683 I was just, just what, dude, fucking... 59 00:02:58,783 --> 00:03:00,965 Alright, we leave Monday, a three-week tour, 60 00:03:01,065 --> 00:03:03,288 mostly bars and small venues, 61 00:03:03,387 --> 00:03:05,050 but it'll give us time to tighten up the act, 62 00:03:05,149 --> 00:03:06,771 maybe write a few new songs, 63 00:03:06,872 --> 00:03:08,094 'cause we end the tour in Milwaukee, 64 00:03:08,194 --> 00:03:10,055 at the Lariat, opening for Krampus. 65 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,697 Holy shit, you're opening for Krampus. 66 00:03:11,798 --> 00:03:13,340 Yo, that's, that's badass, man. 67 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,461 Yeah, it's a big deal. But hey... 68 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:16,904 if you guys are looking to freshen up 69 00:03:17,004 --> 00:03:18,505 your material at all, 70 00:03:18,605 --> 00:03:20,947 I do a little bit of, like, writing of my own stuff-- 71 00:03:21,048 --> 00:03:22,470 And you got your own gear? 72 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:25,113 Yeah, I've got a TAMA kit with a double bass pedal 73 00:03:25,213 --> 00:03:26,795 and a vintage amp, so everything you need. 74 00:03:26,894 --> 00:03:28,076 Great. But wait, no, 75 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:30,119 what the fuck do you need an amp for? 76 00:03:30,219 --> 00:03:32,762 I blow my backing vocals through my fuzz pedal, 77 00:03:32,862 --> 00:03:34,043 and it gives it like this, 78 00:03:34,143 --> 00:03:36,846 this crunchy, chewy, disgusting... 79 00:03:36,946 --> 00:03:39,449 Good. Fine. 80 00:03:39,549 --> 00:03:41,892 Fine. You're in. 81 00:03:41,992 --> 00:03:43,454 I'm in? You're in. 82 00:03:43,554 --> 00:03:45,416 Holy shit, dude. 83 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:47,458 Look at me now, motherfuckers! 84 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:49,180 This is gonna rock so fucking hard. 85 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,742 Thank you. Thank you so much. 86 00:03:50,841 --> 00:03:52,663 I will not let you down, I promise you. 87 00:03:52,764 --> 00:03:56,148 Alright, RV leaves Monday. I'll send you the deets. 88 00:03:56,247 --> 00:03:58,671 Gavin, we're all in our 40s. 89 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,072 Just take a fucking bath. 90 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,595 Take a bath. Aaahhhh! 91 00:04:04,096 --> 00:04:06,098 I'm not joking. 92 00:04:07,740 --> 00:04:09,743 Okay. 93 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:17,813 ♪ Living on discount macaroni ♪ 94 00:04:17,913 --> 00:04:21,016 ♪ Can't even get a job with my uncle Tony ♪ 95 00:04:21,116 --> 00:04:23,940 ♪ You sent your goons to repo my truck ♪ 96 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,182 ♪ What the actual fuck ♪ 97 00:04:26,282 --> 00:04:28,825 ♪ I can play guitar and I'm a decent singer ♪ 98 00:04:28,925 --> 00:04:31,308 ♪ Now cut my wedding ring off my dead finger ♪ 99 00:04:31,408 --> 00:04:34,231 ♪ You say you wanna deal but you're such a phony ♪ 100 00:04:34,331 --> 00:04:36,594 ♪ You're never gonna get that alimony ♪ 101 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:38,596 Al! Al. God. Stop. 102 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,278 That's awful. God. 103 00:04:40,378 --> 00:04:41,880 How's the divorce going, bro? 104 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:43,842 Not good. 105 00:04:43,942 --> 00:04:45,244 The lyrics are temporary. 106 00:04:45,344 --> 00:04:46,565 I just slug out whatever's in my head, 107 00:04:46,665 --> 00:04:47,807 we can zhuzh it up later. 108 00:04:47,907 --> 00:04:49,889 There's no zhuzhing. It's a turd. 109 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,811 I don't want to zhuzh the turd. 110 00:04:51,911 --> 00:04:53,333 We have three weeks, man. 111 00:04:53,433 --> 00:04:54,594 We got to come up with something that's going 112 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:56,136 to pop at this Krampus show. 113 00:04:56,236 --> 00:04:57,618 What's the point? 114 00:04:57,718 --> 00:04:59,700 They're just gonna want to hear "Staplehead." 115 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,302 The point, Eskie, is that I'm not ready 116 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:04,666 to lay down and die as some fucking nostalgia act. 117 00:05:04,766 --> 00:05:06,228 Are you? 118 00:05:06,328 --> 00:05:08,190 I just moved back in with my mom, 119 00:05:08,290 --> 00:05:10,873 and I got my AARP membership this year. 120 00:05:10,973 --> 00:05:12,595 So it's been a banner year for me. 121 00:05:12,695 --> 00:05:14,717 And Al with his divorce. 122 00:05:14,817 --> 00:05:16,640 It's not going well. 123 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:18,922 And you think law school is gonna-- Law school? 124 00:05:19,022 --> 00:05:21,605 You think I can afford law school? 125 00:05:21,705 --> 00:05:23,407 It's an online MSL degree. 126 00:05:23,507 --> 00:05:25,570 I can't even afford to sell out. 127 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:27,332 It's desperate times, Rube. 128 00:05:27,432 --> 00:05:29,815 Piling in this shitty van year after year 129 00:05:29,915 --> 00:05:31,336 for the rest of our lives, 130 00:05:31,436 --> 00:05:34,180 driving around playing Irish pubs. 131 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,022 I swear to Christ, I'm gonna start crying 132 00:05:36,122 --> 00:05:37,343 I really think about it. 133 00:05:37,443 --> 00:05:38,945 The goal is not this. 134 00:05:39,045 --> 00:05:41,588 The goal is to get back. 135 00:05:41,688 --> 00:05:45,633 To have shit acts like Krampus opening for us. 136 00:05:45,733 --> 00:05:48,195 That feeling on stage, the crowd, 137 00:05:48,295 --> 00:05:50,158 do you remember that? 138 00:05:50,258 --> 00:05:52,921 We're metal gods. 139 00:05:53,021 --> 00:05:54,523 What would you do to get that back? 140 00:05:54,623 --> 00:05:55,564 Anything. 141 00:05:55,664 --> 00:05:57,286 Anything. Anything. 142 00:05:57,386 --> 00:05:59,048 We need to do this. 143 00:05:59,148 --> 00:06:00,610 And all we need, 144 00:06:00,710 --> 00:06:02,932 all we need is to write one new song 145 00:06:03,032 --> 00:06:05,034 that doesn't suck. 146 00:06:06,796 --> 00:06:09,099 I had a kind of a doomy sort of riff in A, 147 00:06:09,199 --> 00:06:10,341 try this. 148 00:06:16,808 --> 00:06:18,810 That's not bad. 149 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,847 Geez, where'd you get this kid? 150 00:06:33,947 --> 00:06:35,089 Juilliard. 151 00:06:35,189 --> 00:06:36,250 Really? 152 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:37,812 Fucking Craigslist. 153 00:06:37,912 --> 00:06:38,853 Where do you think? 154 00:06:38,953 --> 00:06:41,676 That's wild. 155 00:06:51,687 --> 00:06:54,931 Let's see if Cleveland rocks! 156 00:06:59,096 --> 00:07:01,519 So this tape line goes right here. 157 00:07:01,619 --> 00:07:02,920 Okay. Not here. 158 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:04,442 Mm-hmm. And not here. 159 00:07:04,542 --> 00:07:06,124 Okay. So I, so I don't hunch. 160 00:07:06,224 --> 00:07:07,486 Alright. I got a sciatica. 161 00:07:07,586 --> 00:07:09,127 I can't hunch. Okay. 162 00:07:09,227 --> 00:07:10,529 Maggie May, 163 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:12,832 I ain't seen one of these since Foghat. 164 00:07:14,714 --> 00:07:18,578 Battle Creek, show us your metal! 165 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:28,349 Fuckin' Benson, man. 166 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:29,911 Two, three, and... 167 00:07:30,011 --> 00:07:32,194 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 168 00:07:32,294 --> 00:07:34,196 ♪ Working all night ♪ 169 00:07:34,296 --> 00:07:36,398 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 170 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,521 ♪ Fits me just right ♪ 171 00:07:38,621 --> 00:07:40,523 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 172 00:07:40,623 --> 00:07:42,686 ♪ Last one to leave ♪ 173 00:07:42,786 --> 00:07:44,768 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 174 00:07:44,868 --> 00:07:47,271 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 175 00:07:49,273 --> 00:07:52,336 Alright. Okay. There's no bridge yet. 176 00:07:52,436 --> 00:07:54,539 Fuck a bridge. What are we, Christopher Cross? 177 00:07:54,639 --> 00:07:56,902 Just power through it. 178 00:07:57,002 --> 00:07:59,004 What do you think? There's something there? 179 00:08:00,245 --> 00:08:02,348 Deuteronomy, what do you think? Something there? 180 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:05,191 I got my audiobooks on. 181 00:08:05,291 --> 00:08:07,634 Hey, kid, what do you think? 182 00:08:07,734 --> 00:08:09,676 Why don't you guys just try to write another song 183 00:08:09,776 --> 00:08:12,199 like "Staplehead"? 184 00:08:12,299 --> 00:08:17,245 I mean, "Staplehead." That song is, um, good. 185 00:08:17,345 --> 00:08:21,490 So just try and, you know... 186 00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:23,772 make another song like that. 187 00:08:23,872 --> 00:08:25,935 Why don't I just fucking traipse into the fucking forest 188 00:08:26,035 --> 00:08:28,538 and capture a bejeweled fucking Pegasus? 189 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,740 That would be rad too. 190 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,781 Every second of every day, 191 00:08:32,881 --> 00:08:36,146 I try and write a song like "Staplehead." 192 00:08:36,246 --> 00:08:38,748 I remember the first time I heard it, 193 00:08:38,848 --> 00:08:41,752 that feeling was like a needle made of ice 194 00:08:41,853 --> 00:08:43,434 going into my brain. 195 00:08:43,535 --> 00:08:45,796 Like seeing the face of God 196 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:47,277 and fucking God saying, 197 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:50,401 "That's what a fucking hit feels like." 198 00:08:50,502 --> 00:08:52,324 I've been chasing that feeling for the past 20 years 199 00:08:52,425 --> 00:08:53,445 and never come close. 200 00:08:53,545 --> 00:08:55,527 "Staplehead"'s a fucking curse. 201 00:08:55,627 --> 00:08:57,290 That song ruined my life. 202 00:08:57,390 --> 00:09:00,493 But the song is your big hit. 203 00:09:00,593 --> 00:09:02,615 We didn't write it. 204 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,858 - What? - Yeah, we didn't fuckin' write it. 205 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:08,103 Our drummer Belinda did, and she gets all the royalties. 206 00:09:08,202 --> 00:09:10,584 Now that bitch is selling leggings in the suburbs. 207 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,507 But you guys continue to play the song. 208 00:09:12,607 --> 00:09:16,231 We have to every gig. Have to. 209 00:09:16,332 --> 00:09:19,035 And when we're not on stage, we hear it everywhere. 210 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:22,277 And we don't get one red cent. 211 00:09:22,379 --> 00:09:23,319 It's a fucking curse. 212 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:24,719 Fuck that, though. 213 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:26,482 Tonight, we open with "Merch Girl." 214 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:28,646 I got a feeling about this. 215 00:09:28,746 --> 00:09:30,327 Two, three and... 216 00:09:36,755 --> 00:09:38,656 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 217 00:09:38,756 --> 00:09:42,160 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 218 00:09:46,165 --> 00:09:47,305 We suck. 219 00:09:47,406 --> 00:09:48,868 Hey, 220 00:09:48,968 --> 00:09:51,552 aren't you the band that does "Staplehead"? 221 00:09:51,651 --> 00:09:53,632 Play "Staplehead"! 222 00:09:53,733 --> 00:09:54,675 No. 223 00:09:54,775 --> 00:09:57,958 We're not playing "Staplehead." 224 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:05,487 ♪ Up from the dust above the ruins ♪ 225 00:10:05,588 --> 00:10:07,488 ♪ By fire ♪ 226 00:10:07,589 --> 00:10:09,592 ♪ By flood ♪ 227 00:10:10,794 --> 00:10:14,178 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 228 00:10:14,277 --> 00:10:17,862 ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ Woo! 229 00:10:17,961 --> 00:10:19,824 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 230 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,187 ♪ Tonight is where you rise ♪ 231 00:10:22,286 --> 00:10:23,949 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 232 00:10:24,048 --> 00:10:25,831 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 233 00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:27,992 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 234 00:10:28,093 --> 00:10:30,035 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 235 00:10:30,136 --> 00:10:32,237 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 236 00:10:32,338 --> 00:10:34,560 Yeah! Fucking DeKalb, Illinois, 237 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,083 we love you! 238 00:10:36,181 --> 00:10:38,204 Punk rock metal, baby. 239 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,766 Dude, are you okay? 240 00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:41,808 Yeah, man, I'm fucking good. 241 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,091 You little shit. 242 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:44,492 You ever steal my scream again, 243 00:10:44,592 --> 00:10:46,593 I'll break more than your fucking face. 244 00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:13,245 Hey! 245 00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:15,346 Drummer boy. 246 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:20,392 Krampus! 247 00:11:24,556 --> 00:11:26,779 Jesus. It's inane. 248 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,461 This will get you popular these days, 249 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,785 this Jackass shit? 250 00:11:30,884 --> 00:11:32,344 People love it. 251 00:11:32,445 --> 00:11:35,269 Krampus Cam. They got Ozzy with that thing once. 252 00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:36,750 Dude, that was fake. 253 00:11:36,851 --> 00:11:38,833 And what are you doing? 254 00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:41,555 Our drummer got hit in the head 255 00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:44,120 with a stapler during "Staplehead." 256 00:11:44,219 --> 00:11:46,161 That's what we call provenance. 257 00:11:46,261 --> 00:11:48,485 Got a secret little eBay store. 258 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,325 It's not community property. Don't tell Edward. 259 00:11:50,427 --> 00:11:52,329 Kid's hanging with us tonight. 260 00:11:52,429 --> 00:11:54,592 Let's party! 261 00:11:56,353 --> 00:11:59,177 I got to be up early, man, really. 262 00:11:59,276 --> 00:12:01,277 Acid reflux, man. 263 00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:04,283 Sober ten years. 264 00:12:06,204 --> 00:12:08,668 Cool. Cool. Alright. 265 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:12,112 Hey, kid. I'm sorry about tagging you. 266 00:12:12,211 --> 00:12:13,593 Don't let that shit happen again. 267 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,074 But I'm sorry. 268 00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:17,598 Listen, th-that's me totally out of bounds. 269 00:12:17,698 --> 00:12:21,161 It's, it's your set. It's your scream. I'm sorry. 270 00:12:21,261 --> 00:12:25,526 And I know that I'm a lot to put up with, you know, 271 00:12:25,627 --> 00:12:27,488 but I just thank you guys 272 00:12:27,588 --> 00:12:29,971 for puttin' up with me. 273 00:12:30,072 --> 00:12:31,534 I mean, really. 274 00:12:31,632 --> 00:12:33,776 And I know you guys are looking for a new song, 275 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,698 and, um, I don't want to overstep or anything, 276 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,862 but I wrote something and if it sucks, it sucks. 277 00:12:38,961 --> 00:12:41,863 Just let me know. Just say it, no harm. 278 00:12:41,964 --> 00:12:43,968 But I want you to hear it. 279 00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:46,831 It's not like we got anything else. 280 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,931 Tss... 281 00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:52,296 Here we go. 282 00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:40,151 What did you think, Ruby? 283 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,115 Uh... 284 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:49,862 Yeah, there's some good stuff there, kid. 285 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,964 Keep working on it. 286 00:13:52,445 --> 00:13:54,387 Seriously? Okay. 287 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,391 And I guess I will leave you guys 288 00:13:58,492 --> 00:14:00,314 to your own party or whatever. 289 00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:03,237 Ha, ha, ha! 290 00:14:03,338 --> 00:14:05,339 I'm gonna go to bed. Good night, guys. 291 00:14:09,505 --> 00:14:11,506 Holy shit. 292 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,274 I'm not crazy, right? 293 00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:22,238 Tell me I'm crazy. 294 00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:24,761 It's a fuckin' hit. 295 00:14:27,485 --> 00:14:30,007 It's gonna be "Staplehead" all over again. 296 00:14:34,452 --> 00:14:36,456 Doesn't have to be. 297 00:14:59,521 --> 00:15:00,942 So I'm fired. 298 00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,905 You're dragging the energy of the band down. 299 00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:05,788 We're trying to grow wings, and you're... 300 00:15:05,889 --> 00:15:07,891 You just, you're not on board. 301 00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:11,875 How'd he take it? 302 00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:13,197 He'll live. 303 00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:14,798 Well, I broke my sacred commitment 304 00:15:14,899 --> 00:15:16,901 to veganism for this. 305 00:15:17,942 --> 00:15:19,444 I got it, dudes, thank you. 306 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,685 Hey, kid. 307 00:15:20,785 --> 00:15:23,288 Yo, what's up? Whoa... 308 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,170 When we play "Staplehead" tonight... 309 00:15:25,271 --> 00:15:27,012 Mm-hmm. 310 00:15:27,112 --> 00:15:28,654 ...I want you to take my scream. 311 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:30,055 No, no, no, no, no. 312 00:15:30,156 --> 00:15:31,458 That is not my-- 313 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,738 That's yours. You have earned it. 314 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,043 It's a fuckin' honour, man. 315 00:15:37,363 --> 00:15:40,067 I just need, I just need a second if you-- 316 00:15:46,775 --> 00:15:48,817 (band playing "Merch Girl" 317 00:15:51,219 --> 00:15:53,522 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 318 00:15:53,622 --> 00:15:55,726 ♪ Working every night ♪ 319 00:15:55,825 --> 00:15:57,928 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 320 00:15:58,027 --> 00:16:01,051 ♪ Fits me just right, yeah ♪ 321 00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:07,378 Alright. 322 00:16:07,478 --> 00:16:10,942 Are you ready for a banger?! 323 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,794 ♪ Up from the dust above the ruins ♪ 324 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,795 ♪ By fire ♪ 325 00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:24,899 ♪ By flood ♪ 326 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:28,262 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 327 00:16:29,504 --> 00:16:33,168 ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ 328 00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:34,890 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 329 00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:37,053 ♪ From the blackest depths of night ♪ 330 00:16:37,152 --> 00:16:38,854 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 331 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:41,296 ♪ From the dark into the light ♪ 332 00:16:41,396 --> 00:16:43,540 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 333 00:17:04,063 --> 00:17:07,007 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 334 00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:30,161 Mm, do you have another cigarette? 335 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,508 Here you go. Aw, thanks, I appreciate that. 336 00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:38,611 No problem. 337 00:18:42,935 --> 00:18:45,639 I've got three days on a deck job. 338 00:18:45,739 --> 00:18:47,279 Manuel. 339 00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:49,481 Jorge and your guys, Victor. 340 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,884 Eso... 341 00:18:50,985 --> 00:18:53,027 - Tony. - Vamos, amigos! 342 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,831 Nah, I'm good. I'm good. 343 00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:00,035 Okay, that's it. 344 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,422 Hey. Hey, Charlie, right? 345 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:07,744 Uh, yeah. 346 00:19:07,844 --> 00:19:09,105 Uh, Victor said you're looking for work. 347 00:19:09,204 --> 00:19:10,826 Oh well, thank you, Victor. 348 00:19:10,927 --> 00:19:12,229 Uh, yes, 349 00:19:12,327 --> 00:19:14,391 I'm, I'm desperately looking for work. 350 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:16,033 You have a car? 351 00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:17,115 Uh, yeah. Just needs gas. 352 00:19:17,214 --> 00:19:18,916 And can you count? 353 00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:20,999 Uh, got 10 good fingers. 354 00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:22,641 My band's going on the road, and we're looking 355 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,122 for someone to sell merch, 356 00:19:24,221 --> 00:19:26,525 help out, you know, whatever needs doing. 357 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,247 The pay sucks, but you get to visit 358 00:19:28,346 --> 00:19:29,969 the worst bars in America. 359 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,691 Well, shit. 360 00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:33,793 You got yourself a merch girl. 361 00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:36,216 Holy shit. 362 00:19:36,316 --> 00:19:39,558 Uh, you're Ruby Ruin, right? 363 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,422 Staplehead! 364 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,968 Alright. 365 00:19:52,212 --> 00:19:55,278 Let's see if Cleveland rocks! 366 00:19:58,942 --> 00:20:02,246 So this tape line goes right here. 367 00:20:02,345 --> 00:20:04,649 Not here and, and not here. 368 00:20:04,749 --> 00:20:06,170 So I, so I don't hunch. Alright. 369 00:20:06,269 --> 00:20:07,971 I got a sciatica. I can't hunch. 370 00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:10,095 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 371 00:20:10,194 --> 00:20:12,958 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 372 00:20:16,602 --> 00:20:18,904 We suck. 373 00:20:19,005 --> 00:20:20,547 Hey, aren't you the band 374 00:20:20,646 --> 00:20:22,827 that does "Staplehead"? 375 00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:24,831 Play "Staplehead." 376 00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:27,755 No, we're not playing "Staplehead." 377 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:35,202 ♪ Up from the dust... ♪ 378 00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:38,166 Whoa! 379 00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:40,808 Kid... I'm just trying to get some more on my amp. 380 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:42,091 Dude, it's so badass! 381 00:20:42,191 --> 00:20:44,012 Okay, okay. Just... Jesus, kid. 382 00:20:44,113 --> 00:20:45,295 Just wait-- Hold still. 383 00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:46,496 It was so intense tonight. 384 00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:47,697 It was just so metal. 385 00:20:47,797 --> 00:20:49,298 It was just metal. 386 00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:50,641 Yes, it was very metal. I thought it was metal, right? 387 00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:52,303 It was very metal. It was... 388 00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:53,864 super-duper metal. 389 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,466 Yeah. Okay, just turn to the light a little. 390 00:20:55,566 --> 00:20:57,307 There you go. 391 00:20:57,408 --> 00:20:59,871 You, you think she's mad at me, though. 392 00:20:59,970 --> 00:21:01,672 Ruby? Uh, yeah. 393 00:21:01,773 --> 00:21:03,515 On account of how she punched you in the face. 394 00:21:03,615 --> 00:21:05,398 But also, who cares? 395 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:08,039 I mean, don't get me started on that "Merch Girl" song. 396 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,442 Slanderous. 397 00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:11,084 I thought she was cool, man. 398 00:21:11,183 --> 00:21:13,206 I'm starting to suspect she's actually a real dick. 399 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,689 I know. Ruby's... she's cool. 400 00:21:15,788 --> 00:21:18,192 She's, she's alright. 401 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,096 Mm, mm... 402 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,298 But maybe, um, maybe tomorrow, I can, 403 00:21:24,399 --> 00:21:26,401 I can catch a ride with, with you? 404 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,384 If that's okay? 405 00:21:28,483 --> 00:21:30,486 Okay. Okay. 406 00:21:38,575 --> 00:21:39,516 Gav. 407 00:21:39,615 --> 00:21:41,278 Gavin! 408 00:21:41,377 --> 00:21:42,558 Jesus. 409 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,040 I admire the commitment to the craft, 410 00:21:44,141 --> 00:21:45,803 but maybe not with the metal sticks, yeah? 411 00:21:45,903 --> 00:21:47,904 I mean, Christ on a cracker. 412 00:21:48,466 --> 00:21:49,807 Metal! 413 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:53,451 Oh, I get it. Oh... geez. 414 00:21:53,552 --> 00:21:55,413 What, what's that thingy? 415 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:56,776 Oh, well, 416 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,017 I like to keep some eyes 417 00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,817 underneath my kit at every show. 418 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,922 That way, I can go back... 419 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:05,124 ...and watch my footwork. 420 00:22:08,409 --> 00:22:09,750 Alright. 421 00:22:09,851 --> 00:22:11,853 Check one of these out right here. 422 00:22:13,134 --> 00:22:15,037 ♪ Stalagmite! ♪ 423 00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:16,837 ♪ Stalactite ♪ 424 00:22:16,939 --> 00:22:18,240 ♪ Stalag-sight ♪ 425 00:22:18,339 --> 00:22:21,923 ♪ You might stalag-me ♪ 426 00:22:22,024 --> 00:22:24,027 You, sir, are a magpie. 427 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:25,649 Magpie? 428 00:22:25,749 --> 00:22:26,650 Mm-hmm. 429 00:22:26,749 --> 00:22:28,050 Self-taught, huh? 430 00:22:28,151 --> 00:22:30,153 No, Juilliard. 431 00:22:31,355 --> 00:22:33,356 Oh. 432 00:22:41,086 --> 00:22:42,508 Ugh. Alright, dude. 433 00:22:42,606 --> 00:22:44,790 I don't want to be all Felix Unger or anything, 434 00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:47,231 but, uh, this is my house, you know. 435 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,795 A little respect. 436 00:22:48,894 --> 00:22:50,836 Why do you live in your car? 437 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,479 Wolves on my fender 438 00:22:52,577 --> 00:22:54,441 so I gotta keep moving. 439 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,044 Some wolves, huh? 440 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,145 You going to be like this forever? 441 00:22:59,547 --> 00:23:02,089 Maybe. 442 00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:04,252 I hadn't really thought about it that way, I-- 443 00:23:04,353 --> 00:23:06,735 Not fully until just now, actually. 444 00:23:06,835 --> 00:23:11,180 So thanks for that fresh dose of existential dread. 445 00:23:13,481 --> 00:23:16,066 Oh, no, no. Toss it. 446 00:23:16,164 --> 00:23:17,788 I do not consent to photos. 447 00:23:17,887 --> 00:23:19,390 Well, it's not like I post them or anything. 448 00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:21,833 It's just for, like, a mind-collage of my own. 449 00:23:21,932 --> 00:23:23,933 Oh. 450 00:23:24,374 --> 00:23:26,156 That was littering. 451 00:23:26,257 --> 00:23:28,400 Yes, it was. 452 00:23:28,499 --> 00:23:31,643 Gosh, you are just really dedicated 453 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,526 to not wearing shoes, huh? 454 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:36,129 If you're wearing shoes, you're just not grounded, 455 00:23:36,229 --> 00:23:37,370 you know. 456 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:38,531 Life is a beat, Chuck. 457 00:23:38,632 --> 00:23:39,813 You got to feel it. 458 00:23:39,913 --> 00:23:43,497 Hey, look. See? 459 00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:46,180 Ba-da-da-whoosh. Ba-da-da-whoosh. 460 00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:48,583 Right? Ba-da-da-whoosh. Alright. 461 00:23:48,682 --> 00:23:49,624 Look, see? 462 00:23:51,486 --> 00:23:53,307 That's the bridge we went over. 463 00:23:53,408 --> 00:23:54,950 You know? Little raindrops. 464 00:23:56,451 --> 00:23:58,995 Holistic magpie motherfucker. 465 00:23:59,095 --> 00:24:02,739 Yeah. Sometimes I just, I feel this shit so hard. 466 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,502 Carries me through. 467 00:24:07,104 --> 00:24:09,105 Makes the bad stuff just... 468 00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:12,190 roll right off of me. 469 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,385 Hi. 470 00:24:27,487 --> 00:24:29,548 I owe you one for taking that little shitheel 471 00:24:29,649 --> 00:24:31,652 off our hands for the day. 472 00:24:33,614 --> 00:24:36,317 You know, that kid really took a hit for you, right? 473 00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:39,441 God, I hope he didn't lose any precious brain cells. 474 00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:41,603 You might give him a break. 475 00:24:41,702 --> 00:24:43,124 Is all I'm sayin'. 476 00:24:43,225 --> 00:24:45,007 He's a vibe-killer. 477 00:24:45,106 --> 00:24:47,009 Can't read a room. It stresses me out. 478 00:24:47,108 --> 00:24:48,730 He's just nervous. 479 00:24:48,831 --> 00:24:50,834 He worships you. 480 00:24:52,756 --> 00:24:54,898 I got to tell you, Ruby, I really thought 481 00:24:54,998 --> 00:24:58,142 that being on tour with the band was going to be like, 482 00:24:58,241 --> 00:25:01,065 you know, one big party, all fun and bonding, 483 00:25:01,164 --> 00:25:02,427 like... Spinal Tap. 484 00:25:02,527 --> 00:25:03,827 Pre-Jeanine. 485 00:25:03,928 --> 00:25:05,630 Not this cliquey 486 00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:08,012 gate-keepy high school bullshit. 487 00:25:09,815 --> 00:25:11,817 Consider my eyes opened. 488 00:25:19,546 --> 00:25:21,366 Hey! 489 00:25:21,468 --> 00:25:23,611 Drummer boy. 490 00:25:23,711 --> 00:25:26,653 Dude, I don't know what kind of voodoo, 491 00:25:26,754 --> 00:25:28,576 whatever you did, 492 00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:30,619 but thank you. 493 00:25:30,719 --> 00:25:32,181 What voodoo did I do? 494 00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:35,904 Well, I saw you talking to Ruby last night, 495 00:25:36,005 --> 00:25:38,788 and now she's gonna let me do the scream. 496 00:25:38,887 --> 00:25:40,150 The "Staplehead" scream. 497 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:41,250 I've been dreaming doing it since I was 498 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,592 a little dumb-as-fuck baby. 499 00:25:42,692 --> 00:25:44,995 This is, this is fuckin' everything, man. 500 00:25:45,095 --> 00:25:47,096 Thank you. Yeah, yeah... 501 00:25:48,139 --> 00:25:49,558 Hey. So, um... 502 00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,362 Oh. Uh, uh... You... 503 00:25:51,461 --> 00:25:54,286 I'll, I'll get a good one for you. 504 00:25:54,385 --> 00:25:57,567 I'm happy for you, you little scamp. 505 00:25:57,669 --> 00:25:59,791 Alright, let's do some fuckin' metal. 506 00:26:01,274 --> 00:26:04,416 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 507 00:26:04,517 --> 00:26:08,422 ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ 508 00:26:08,521 --> 00:26:09,783 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 509 00:26:12,365 --> 00:26:13,988 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 510 00:26:14,087 --> 00:26:16,269 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 511 00:26:16,371 --> 00:26:18,033 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 512 00:26:18,133 --> 00:26:20,235 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 513 00:26:20,335 --> 00:26:22,037 - ♪ Staplehead ♪ - Let 'em have it, kiddo. 514 00:26:22,135 --> 00:26:24,160 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 515 00:26:24,259 --> 00:26:26,122 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 516 00:26:26,221 --> 00:26:28,244 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 517 00:26:44,201 --> 00:26:46,265 I know it's been a tough night for you all. 518 00:26:46,365 --> 00:26:48,668 We appreciate your patience. 519 00:26:48,768 --> 00:26:51,951 The ME's ruling your drummer died by electrocution. 520 00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:53,153 His amp wasn't grounded. 521 00:26:53,252 --> 00:26:54,514 So when he touched the mic, 522 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,977 it was like kissing a lightning bolt. 523 00:26:57,856 --> 00:26:59,400 Jesus. 524 00:26:59,499 --> 00:27:02,323 It was an accident due to faulty equipment. 525 00:27:02,422 --> 00:27:04,245 We're impounding the amp for insurance purposes, 526 00:27:04,345 --> 00:27:07,327 but you can have the rest of your equipment back. 527 00:27:07,429 --> 00:27:10,092 You all were on that stage, too. 528 00:27:10,192 --> 00:27:12,192 It could have been a lot worse. 529 00:27:13,635 --> 00:27:15,637 Wow. 530 00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:19,082 Guess we just got lucky. 531 00:27:26,691 --> 00:27:28,692 Good idea. 532 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,883 What do you figure I can get for these on eBay? 533 00:27:37,981 --> 00:27:39,986 Don't you fuckin' dare. 534 00:27:41,267 --> 00:27:43,410 I can't stop smelling that smell. 535 00:27:43,509 --> 00:27:45,572 We did what we did. Now we gotta move forward. 536 00:27:45,672 --> 00:27:47,855 That song is gonna change our lives. 537 00:27:47,954 --> 00:27:49,336 Let's keep it together. 538 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:50,616 About that. 539 00:27:50,718 --> 00:27:52,660 We should get a recording of the song, 540 00:27:52,759 --> 00:27:54,062 at least a rough demo, 541 00:27:54,162 --> 00:27:56,024 before we play it at the Krampus show. 542 00:27:56,124 --> 00:27:58,666 We can use his rhythm track, but we all play the rest. 543 00:27:58,767 --> 00:28:00,067 Really lock in our ownership. 544 00:28:00,169 --> 00:28:02,151 Then let's do it right fuckin' now. 545 00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:04,433 And where are we gonna find a recording studio 546 00:28:04,534 --> 00:28:07,297 in Kenosha, Wisconsin, "right fucking now"? 547 00:28:09,259 --> 00:28:10,760 Two, three-- 548 00:28:10,861 --> 00:28:12,563 ♪ It's a flash inside that calls you ♪ 549 00:28:12,663 --> 00:28:14,664 ♪ From the street ♪ 550 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:20,812 ♪ Drink from the well so bittersweet ♪ 551 00:28:20,912 --> 00:28:24,536 ♪ It's sugary sweet it's a fiery treat ♪ 552 00:28:24,635 --> 00:28:28,461 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 553 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,865 Judas to the Priest. That song's pretty good. 554 00:28:31,965 --> 00:28:35,229 Oh, uh, excuse me. Are you with this group? 555 00:28:35,327 --> 00:28:37,310 Because I have this booth reserved 556 00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:38,873 as of seven minutes ago. 557 00:28:38,971 --> 00:28:41,295 Oh yeah. I think they're almost done. 558 00:28:42,576 --> 00:28:44,439 "Murder Girl." 559 00:28:44,538 --> 00:28:45,558 Nice. 560 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:46,922 Is your band, uh, 561 00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:48,884 death metal or something? 562 00:28:48,983 --> 00:28:52,448 It's my podcast. I solve murders. 563 00:28:52,547 --> 00:28:53,970 Oh. 564 00:28:54,069 --> 00:28:56,072 Nice work, if you can get it. 565 00:28:58,555 --> 00:29:00,017 ♪ Enter the caverns ♪ 566 00:29:00,116 --> 00:29:02,620 ♪ Of the past ♪ 567 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,344 ♪ Your first trip won't be your last ♪ 568 00:29:06,442 --> 00:29:09,948 ♪ It's sugary sweet, a fiery treat ♪ 569 00:29:10,047 --> 00:29:14,413 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 570 00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:20,200 Damn, that is an earworm. 571 00:29:20,298 --> 00:29:22,481 Whoa. 572 00:29:22,582 --> 00:29:26,006 Oh geez. Come on. 573 00:29:26,105 --> 00:29:28,249 Hey. Which one of you assholes 574 00:29:28,348 --> 00:29:29,569 Shamrock-Shaked my car? 575 00:29:29,670 --> 00:29:31,731 Krampus slays! What is this? 576 00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:33,654 Oh my god. Just clean it. 577 00:29:33,755 --> 00:29:35,856 Oh, hi. Excuse me. Hi. Uh, hi. Hello. 578 00:29:35,957 --> 00:29:37,538 Do you know my friend Molly? 579 00:29:37,639 --> 00:29:39,260 - I'm sorry, who? - Uh, Molly. 580 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:42,144 You know, my ex. Okay, n-n-nice try, narc. 581 00:29:42,245 --> 00:29:44,067 I-I'm not a narc. I... 582 00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:46,189 You're wearing pleated khakis, you know. 583 00:29:46,288 --> 00:29:48,352 Just try harder. I believe in you. 584 00:29:48,451 --> 00:29:49,793 (chanting) Krampus! Uh, excuse me... 585 00:29:49,893 --> 00:29:51,555 Very good... 586 00:29:51,654 --> 00:29:55,340 Ah, damn it, Gavin. Respect the domicile. 587 00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:57,481 Geez, honey. 588 00:29:57,582 --> 00:29:59,584 You're in Krampus land! 589 00:30:03,548 --> 00:30:05,550 Oh, whoa. 590 00:30:06,632 --> 00:30:08,634 Hold the phone. 591 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,467 ♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 592 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:23,391 ♪ Your first sip won't be your last ♪ 593 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:27,316 ♪ It's sugary sweet a fiery treat ♪ 594 00:30:27,414 --> 00:30:32,902 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 595 00:30:40,391 --> 00:30:42,393 Magpie. 596 00:30:47,959 --> 00:30:50,783 Oh, great. Uh, I want to talk to you. 597 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:52,304 Drop the price of the shirts if you have to. 598 00:30:52,403 --> 00:30:53,904 I don't wanna bring any of that shit home. 599 00:30:54,006 --> 00:30:56,189 You know, it-it's about your new song. 600 00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:57,710 What about it? Well, it's really good. 601 00:30:57,808 --> 00:30:59,392 Which is how I know you guys didn't write it. 602 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:00,594 I got a soundcheck. 603 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,237 Okay, just look me in the eyes 604 00:31:03,336 --> 00:31:05,980 and tell me that Gavin didn't write that song? 605 00:31:07,141 --> 00:31:09,143 Gavin wrote that song. 606 00:31:10,104 --> 00:31:13,127 Oh. Well, that's true. 607 00:31:13,228 --> 00:31:16,171 But also not cool. He deserves credit. 608 00:31:16,269 --> 00:31:18,094 And what do we deserve? 609 00:31:18,192 --> 00:31:19,615 That song isn't going to bring Gavin back, 610 00:31:19,714 --> 00:31:21,616 but it'll change our lives. 611 00:31:21,718 --> 00:31:24,058 We recorded the song. We're playing it tonight. 612 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,221 Look, Charlie, I'm just trying to make something good 613 00:31:26,323 --> 00:31:27,584 out of something bad. 614 00:31:27,683 --> 00:31:29,467 Well, right, but, 615 00:31:29,567 --> 00:31:31,949 but if it's Gavin's song, people should know that. 616 00:31:32,048 --> 00:31:33,230 There are a thousand ifs. 617 00:31:33,331 --> 00:31:34,752 If I hadn't given him the scream, 618 00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,515 if our roadie hadn't quit and checked the amp, 619 00:31:36,615 --> 00:31:38,517 if I had anything left in my garbage life 620 00:31:38,616 --> 00:31:40,077 except one last shot. 621 00:31:40,179 --> 00:31:41,921 This shot. 622 00:31:42,019 --> 00:31:44,023 It is what it is, and I'm taking it. 623 00:31:45,624 --> 00:31:46,966 I'm sorry about the kid, 624 00:31:47,066 --> 00:31:49,067 truly. 625 00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:51,431 Gotta go. 626 00:31:58,119 --> 00:32:00,802 Krampus slays! 627 00:32:03,605 --> 00:32:06,067 Something doesn't sit right, Gavin. 628 00:32:06,168 --> 00:32:07,548 Krampus! 629 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,512 Shit. Whoa! 630 00:32:10,613 --> 00:32:12,914 Ooh! 631 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,199 - Okay... - Krampus in the crapper! 632 00:32:15,298 --> 00:32:16,839 Good shit, man. That dude's an asshole. 633 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:18,162 Deuteronomy. 634 00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:20,264 Yeah, merch girl! 635 00:32:22,144 --> 00:32:23,366 Deuteronomy. 636 00:32:23,468 --> 00:32:26,050 Nice right hook, merch girl. 637 00:32:26,151 --> 00:32:27,971 I see you're moving up in the world, huh? 638 00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:30,015 Is that why you quit? Quit? 639 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,656 I got canned on some bullshit. 640 00:32:31,757 --> 00:32:33,860 Huh. 641 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,543 Well, you know, I knew that Ruby threw a lie in there. 642 00:32:36,643 --> 00:32:38,345 I just couldn't track the, uh... 643 00:32:38,444 --> 00:32:40,748 This business is built on relationships. 644 00:32:40,846 --> 00:32:42,470 And amphetamines. 645 00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,192 Can I ask you something? It's, uh, it's about the kid. 646 00:32:45,293 --> 00:32:46,995 The thing that happened with his amp. 647 00:32:47,095 --> 00:32:49,076 I mean, is that something that happens? 648 00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:50,959 Yeah, it happens. 649 00:32:51,058 --> 00:32:52,401 Yardbirds, '77. 650 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,241 Lead guitarist bit it using the same amp. 651 00:32:54,343 --> 00:32:56,966 That's why they have a death capacitor. 652 00:32:57,066 --> 00:32:58,488 A what? 653 00:32:58,587 --> 00:33:01,892 Old amps used to have cords with two prongs 654 00:33:01,991 --> 00:33:03,333 instead of three. 655 00:33:03,432 --> 00:33:04,975 If you reverse the plug, 656 00:33:05,075 --> 00:33:07,096 it's like sticking a fork in a socket. 657 00:33:07,197 --> 00:33:09,460 A death capacitor keeps it safe. 658 00:33:09,558 --> 00:33:13,423 - So Gavin didn't know that? - Of course, he did. 659 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:15,625 He had his amp converted to three-prong. 660 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:18,711 It was safe. I wouldn't have let him use it if it wasn't. 661 00:33:18,810 --> 00:33:20,932 Here, let me show you what it looks like. 662 00:33:22,414 --> 00:33:26,119 Okay, here's one on eBay. Identical. 663 00:33:26,219 --> 00:33:28,220 Holy shit. Can I, can I see that? 664 00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:36,711 Whoa, shit. 665 00:33:42,037 --> 00:33:44,038 Al. 666 00:33:59,016 --> 00:34:02,039 ♪ I'm gonna buy a new guitar ♪ 667 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:05,163 ♪ Neck inlaid with pearl ♪ 668 00:34:05,262 --> 00:34:09,488 ♪ To pay my passage to the underworld ♪ 669 00:34:09,588 --> 00:34:11,411 ♪ I'm gonna crawl up ♪ 670 00:34:11,511 --> 00:34:14,654 ♪ From the afterbirth ♪ 671 00:34:14,754 --> 00:34:18,098 ♪ And wander lonely ♪ 672 00:34:18,198 --> 00:34:21,342 ♪ On this earth ♪ 673 00:34:21,442 --> 00:34:26,748 ♪ Satan, cast your evil spell ♪ 674 00:34:26,848 --> 00:34:30,712 ♪ Save a place for us in hell ♪ 675 00:34:30,812 --> 00:34:33,275 ♪ You must learn we're all gonna burn ♪ 676 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:37,320 ♪ Because you can't un-murder someone ♪ 677 00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:41,965 ♪ We electrocuted a lamb for the keys to the kingdom ♪ 678 00:34:42,065 --> 00:34:44,648 ♪ Now it's time to burn ♪ 679 00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:46,751 Two, three, four. 680 00:34:54,479 --> 00:34:56,422 If you're looking for Al, he's working on 681 00:34:56,522 --> 00:34:58,844 a new song called "You Can't Un-murder Someone." 682 00:34:59,845 --> 00:35:01,027 Sounds metal. 683 00:35:01,127 --> 00:35:03,350 It sounds like a guilty conscience 684 00:35:03,450 --> 00:35:05,993 unburdening itself for killing a drummer 685 00:35:06,093 --> 00:35:07,674 via power ballad. 686 00:35:07,774 --> 00:35:08,716 What? 687 00:35:08,816 --> 00:35:10,157 That song 688 00:35:10,257 --> 00:35:12,120 is basically a confession. 689 00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:14,923 Uh, yeah. Okay. So you wanna arrest Bob Marley 690 00:35:15,023 --> 00:35:16,725 for singing "I Shot the Sheriff"? 691 00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:18,527 If he was also selling Gavin's amp on eBay, 692 00:35:18,627 --> 00:35:21,010 like Al is, then yeah. 693 00:35:21,110 --> 00:35:24,013 I know it sounds nuts, but I think 694 00:35:24,113 --> 00:35:26,696 that Al switched it out for a booby-trapped amp 695 00:35:26,796 --> 00:35:28,738 and killed Gavin. 696 00:35:28,838 --> 00:35:31,742 Listen. I know you really liked the kid. 697 00:35:31,842 --> 00:35:34,425 You're traumatised. We all are. 698 00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:37,588 But reality now, equipment mix-ups happen. 699 00:35:37,688 --> 00:35:39,831 Deuteronomy wasn't there to check it. 700 00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:42,714 Convenient, right? Jesus. 701 00:35:42,814 --> 00:35:45,317 Al was on stage the whole time Gavin was. 702 00:35:45,417 --> 00:35:47,760 You think he would have risked electrocuting himself? 703 00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:49,862 Or Eskie or me? 704 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:54,408 Well that's true. Huh. 705 00:35:54,508 --> 00:35:56,510 Huh? 706 00:35:57,391 --> 00:35:58,773 One more show, 707 00:35:58,873 --> 00:36:00,815 and this will all be in your rearview mirror. 708 00:36:00,915 --> 00:36:02,377 Okay? 709 00:36:02,477 --> 00:36:05,140 Chill out and keep it together. 710 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,242 Yeah? 711 00:36:09,485 --> 00:36:12,228 What are you doing? You put Gavin's amp on eBay? 712 00:36:12,328 --> 00:36:13,950 It's vintage. 713 00:36:14,050 --> 00:36:17,394 It's evidence. Right? 714 00:36:17,494 --> 00:36:19,436 - I guess. - You guess? 715 00:36:19,536 --> 00:36:21,799 I haven't taken Criminal Law yet. 716 00:36:21,899 --> 00:36:24,482 Okay, Clarence Dumbass and Veggie McShithead. 717 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,404 Listen to me. 718 00:36:26,504 --> 00:36:29,407 We are this close to nailing this thing. 719 00:36:29,507 --> 00:36:31,510 Keep it the fuck together! 720 00:36:32,471 --> 00:36:36,135 And do not confess to murder in a song! 721 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:38,237 What...? 722 00:36:41,361 --> 00:36:44,344 It's probably okay as long as you don't sing it under oath. 723 00:36:44,444 --> 00:36:46,387 This is what, ehh, I'm saying... 724 00:36:46,487 --> 00:36:47,668 Uh, hey, Deuteronomy. 725 00:36:47,768 --> 00:36:49,510 Um, can I borrow your readers? 726 00:36:49,610 --> 00:36:52,393 You know, I'm trying to see something on here, and I can't. 727 00:36:52,493 --> 00:36:55,517 No. But how about the right tool for the job? 728 00:36:55,617 --> 00:36:57,779 Oh, okay. Upgrade. 729 00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:04,167 Huh? Okay. 730 00:37:04,267 --> 00:37:06,850 So Al was being a real baby 731 00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:08,332 about setting up his mic stand, right? 732 00:37:08,432 --> 00:37:10,054 Yeah. 733 00:37:10,154 --> 00:37:12,376 Said it was his hunchback or something. 734 00:37:12,476 --> 00:37:13,778 I tried to teach him the Pilates 735 00:37:13,878 --> 00:37:15,059 I learned from Jimmy Page 736 00:37:15,159 --> 00:37:16,501 but no! 737 00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:19,464 Okay. So look at this. 738 00:37:19,564 --> 00:37:21,927 This is from the show when Gavin died. 739 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:24,590 Look at the tape. 740 00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:28,795 Somehow in this show, on this one night, 741 00:37:28,895 --> 00:37:30,797 he got taller. 742 00:37:30,897 --> 00:37:32,639 Huh, I-- 743 00:37:32,739 --> 00:37:35,763 Well, so what? Maybe he wore different shoes? 744 00:37:35,863 --> 00:37:38,766 I mean, why would a guy with a bad back 745 00:37:38,866 --> 00:37:41,189 suddenly wear new shoes on stage? 746 00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:44,312 Hmm. 747 00:37:44,993 --> 00:37:47,196 Well, you can't see his shoes there though. 748 00:37:48,037 --> 00:37:49,418 Oh. 749 00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:50,820 Huh. 750 00:38:27,201 --> 00:38:30,745 Hey. I-I-I come in peace, I... 751 00:38:30,845 --> 00:38:32,847 Ca-can I borrow that? 752 00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:35,631 Come on, now. 753 00:38:35,731 --> 00:38:38,774 Show me some heavy-soled murder shoes. 754 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:43,319 Gotcha, you son of a bitch. 755 00:38:45,081 --> 00:38:47,084 Whoa! 756 00:38:50,843 --> 00:38:52,885 Holy Toledo. 757 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:01,515 Rest in metal. Seriously? 758 00:39:01,615 --> 00:39:03,397 Jesus. What now? 759 00:39:03,497 --> 00:39:05,520 You guys are sick with this bullshit tribute. 760 00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:07,401 You killed him. All of you. 761 00:39:07,502 --> 00:39:08,642 Who the fuck do you think you are? 762 00:39:08,743 --> 00:39:10,044 Me? Oh, I don't know. 763 00:39:10,145 --> 00:39:11,847 Maybe, maybe I'm the highest bidder 764 00:39:11,947 --> 00:39:14,049 on eBay for Gavin's real amp, 765 00:39:14,149 --> 00:39:15,972 you know, the one you switched out to kill him. 766 00:39:16,072 --> 00:39:18,294 Or maybe I'm the girl with the photographic proof 767 00:39:18,394 --> 00:39:20,697 that you knew he was going to be electrocuted. 768 00:39:20,796 --> 00:39:24,061 You're all wearing Docs with thick rubber soles 769 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,504 to insulate you from that electro shit 770 00:39:26,604 --> 00:39:27,985 that you sent through Gavin. 771 00:39:28,084 --> 00:39:30,548 You know, when you told the fire inspector 772 00:39:30,648 --> 00:39:33,111 that you got "lucky," I knew it was a lie, 773 00:39:33,211 --> 00:39:35,073 I just didn't put it together. 774 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,075 Y'all made your own luck, didn't you? 775 00:39:37,176 --> 00:39:38,918 You know, I may not have my degree, 776 00:39:39,017 --> 00:39:41,240 but even I know that's not legal proof. 777 00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:43,963 Gavin was the real deal, you know, 778 00:39:44,063 --> 00:39:45,685 and he was a good guy, 779 00:39:45,785 --> 00:39:47,727 and you killed him just for what? 780 00:39:47,828 --> 00:39:51,352 For some stupid little song about sucker punching? 781 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,077 It's not just a song. It's a hit. 782 00:39:57,679 --> 00:39:58,820 You know what, Ruby? 783 00:39:58,919 --> 00:40:00,863 I knew that you were a has-been. 784 00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:02,104 But it's worse than that. 785 00:40:02,204 --> 00:40:03,986 Alright, you're a hack. 786 00:40:04,086 --> 00:40:06,669 And maybe I won't get to see you in an orange jumpsuit, 787 00:40:06,769 --> 00:40:09,673 but you'll be in that orange "Build Box" apron 788 00:40:09,773 --> 00:40:12,896 for the rest of your sad little hacky life. 789 00:40:14,298 --> 00:40:15,519 Security! 790 00:40:15,619 --> 00:40:17,642 Gavin had talent, okay. He was metal. 791 00:40:17,742 --> 00:40:19,524 He was real metal. 792 00:40:19,624 --> 00:40:21,805 And you all, you're the opposite of metal. 793 00:40:21,906 --> 00:40:23,648 Alright? You're talc. 794 00:40:23,747 --> 00:40:25,751 You hear me? You're fuckin' talc! 795 00:40:27,232 --> 00:40:29,334 She can't do shit. 796 00:40:29,435 --> 00:40:31,457 We play the fuck out of that song tonight 797 00:40:31,557 --> 00:40:32,659 and everything changes. 798 00:40:32,758 --> 00:40:34,761 Yes? 799 00:40:35,121 --> 00:40:36,423 Let's rock! 800 00:40:36,523 --> 00:40:38,225 Hey, do you mind swinging past 801 00:40:38,325 --> 00:40:40,147 just over here? Uh... 802 00:40:40,247 --> 00:40:42,430 Thank you. Thanks. I just-- I got to grab my, my bag, 803 00:40:42,530 --> 00:40:45,573 and then I promise to continue to throw myself out, so... 804 00:40:46,775 --> 00:40:47,956 I better not see you again. 805 00:40:48,055 --> 00:40:49,878 No, absolutely. I appreciate you. 806 00:40:49,977 --> 00:40:53,202 You're doing good work. Efficient. 807 00:40:53,302 --> 00:40:54,483 Hi. Hey, guys. 808 00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:56,084 Any of you know my friend Lucy? 809 00:40:56,185 --> 00:40:57,327 You know Lucy in the Sky-- 810 00:40:57,427 --> 00:40:59,169 Man 2: Fuck off, narc. 811 00:40:59,269 --> 00:41:01,772 Cocaine. Just looking for some old-fashioned cocaine. 812 00:41:01,872 --> 00:41:04,034 Hey, narc. 813 00:41:05,075 --> 00:41:07,078 My name's Scott. 814 00:41:07,879 --> 00:41:09,700 And that's how Doxxxology 815 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,303 murdered their drummer Gavin, 816 00:41:11,403 --> 00:41:13,405 I don't know his last name, for a song. 817 00:41:17,129 --> 00:41:19,852 Yeah, uh, well, that's, uh, that's a, a lot. 818 00:41:21,573 --> 00:41:23,075 Ah. 819 00:41:23,176 --> 00:41:24,997 I got no proof. 820 00:41:25,098 --> 00:41:26,600 It's a whole lot of nothing. 821 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:28,762 Just loose, connected dots. I'm sorry. 822 00:41:28,862 --> 00:41:30,484 I don't know who I thought would take this seriously. 823 00:41:30,584 --> 00:41:33,107 Y-y-you know what? I think it's good. 824 00:41:34,549 --> 00:41:35,729 You do? Yeah. 825 00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:37,412 I think you make a compelling case. 826 00:41:37,512 --> 00:41:39,254 I mean, some of this is a stretch, 827 00:41:39,354 --> 00:41:41,756 but you've shored up a lot of the circumstantial evidence. 828 00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:44,340 I'm convinced. 829 00:41:44,439 --> 00:41:46,763 You think it's enough to take to your boss? 830 00:41:48,365 --> 00:41:49,906 Why would you want me to take it 831 00:41:50,006 --> 00:41:52,549 to the VP of Finance at Nationwide? 832 00:41:52,649 --> 00:41:55,713 Okay, wait. So you're not a cop? 833 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:58,376 No, I'm an actuary. Did you think I was a cop? 834 00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:02,881 Yes, man. Yeah, I thought you were a narc. 835 00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:04,443 Everyone's been calling me that. 836 00:42:04,543 --> 00:42:06,365 I think I'm just really bad at buying drugs. 837 00:42:06,465 --> 00:42:08,808 Yes, you are really bad at it. 838 00:42:08,908 --> 00:42:10,650 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 839 00:42:10,749 --> 00:42:13,053 everything you just said makes perfect sense. 840 00:42:13,153 --> 00:42:14,695 Oh, and since you're already famous, 841 00:42:14,794 --> 00:42:16,457 maybe you can get some local news attention. 842 00:42:16,557 --> 00:42:18,419 Hmm? What do you mean I'm famous? 843 00:42:18,519 --> 00:42:20,421 You don't know. Oh, your video. 844 00:42:20,521 --> 00:42:22,223 It went viral. 845 00:42:22,323 --> 00:42:23,544 Krampus! 846 00:42:28,130 --> 00:42:29,311 When did that go up? 847 00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:31,954 Uh, it says four hours ago. Why? 848 00:42:32,054 --> 00:42:34,057 Charlie Cale? 849 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:39,002 Hey, Cliff. 850 00:42:39,102 --> 00:42:40,604 I didn't take you for a TikToker. 851 00:42:40,704 --> 00:42:42,967 It's over, Charlie. You're coming with me. 852 00:42:43,066 --> 00:42:45,069 Front seat or the trunk. Your choice. 853 00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:52,698 Hey. You need something, brother? 854 00:42:52,798 --> 00:42:56,863 What's up, Milwaukee?! 855 00:42:58,323 --> 00:43:01,628 I think it's time for something fresh. 856 00:43:01,727 --> 00:43:03,189 ♪ It's a flash inside ♪ 857 00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:05,292 ♪ That calls you from the street ♪ 858 00:43:07,454 --> 00:43:10,338 ♪ Drink from the well so bittersweet ♪ 859 00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:16,124 ♪ You wrote your number on the back of my receipt ♪ 860 00:43:16,224 --> 00:43:18,447 ♪ Before you cracked me with your ♪ 861 00:43:18,546 --> 00:43:20,549 ♪ Sucker punch ♪ 862 00:43:21,950 --> 00:43:25,314 ♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 863 00:43:27,717 --> 00:43:30,240 ♪ Your first sip won't be your last ♪ 864 00:43:32,283 --> 00:43:35,707 ♪ It's sugary sweet, it's a fiery treat ♪ 865 00:43:35,807 --> 00:43:38,189 - ♪ It's time to eat my ♪ - Fuck you, Ruby. 866 00:43:38,289 --> 00:43:40,272 ♪ Sucker punch ♪ 867 00:43:40,372 --> 00:43:42,374 To the left. 868 00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:46,959 Watch it, man. 869 00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:52,926 Oh fuck! 870 00:43:53,026 --> 00:43:55,029 Thank you! 871 00:44:15,131 --> 00:44:17,294 Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! 872 00:44:21,779 --> 00:44:23,241 I like shrimp cocktail for breakfast. 873 00:44:23,341 --> 00:44:25,203 This is, I can get used to this. 874 00:44:25,303 --> 00:44:27,124 My friends, in just three weeks, 875 00:44:27,225 --> 00:44:28,687 you've conquered the world 876 00:44:28,787 --> 00:44:29,968 To "Sucker Punch." 877 00:44:30,068 --> 00:44:31,450 To Doxxxology. Hey. 878 00:44:31,550 --> 00:44:32,852 A viral smash. 879 00:44:34,874 --> 00:44:36,656 We got to get caviar in the rider. 880 00:44:36,756 --> 00:44:38,098 I want this on the tour bus. 881 00:44:38,198 --> 00:44:39,900 Like, I can get used to this. 882 00:44:39,999 --> 00:44:41,901 This is my new style. 883 00:44:43,604 --> 00:44:45,146 But I can keep this pen though, right? 884 00:44:45,246 --> 00:44:46,908 Hold up. 885 00:44:47,008 --> 00:44:48,309 Wait. 886 00:44:48,409 --> 00:44:50,872 No. 887 00:44:50,972 --> 00:44:52,434 What the fuck, man? 888 00:44:52,534 --> 00:44:54,535 We have a big problem. 889 00:44:57,379 --> 00:44:59,242 Yeah. So this "Sucker Punch" song 890 00:44:59,342 --> 00:45:02,165 came out of nowhere, and it's everywhere now. 891 00:45:02,265 --> 00:45:05,128 But did it come out of nowhere? It did not. 892 00:45:05,227 --> 00:45:07,171 Shout out to some of our older viewers for helping us 893 00:45:07,271 --> 00:45:08,452 connect the dots on this one. 894 00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:33,040 You ripped off the theme song to "Benson" 895 00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:34,361 and didn't think nobody would notice? 896 00:45:34,461 --> 00:45:36,843 - I didn't realise it. - It's, 897 00:45:36,944 --> 00:45:39,526 it's, it's a fair use homage. 898 00:45:39,627 --> 00:45:42,891 It's copyright infringement that was about to become fraud. 899 00:45:42,991 --> 00:45:46,415 And it is the least of your problems. 900 00:45:49,198 --> 00:45:51,861 Murder Girl: You may know the heavy metal band Doxxxology 901 00:45:51,961 --> 00:45:54,464 for their '90s hit song "Staplehead." 902 00:45:54,564 --> 00:45:58,629 And for their incredible comeback hit "Sucker Punch." 903 00:45:58,729 --> 00:46:01,953 Their story sounds like a rock-and-roll fantasy. 904 00:46:02,053 --> 00:46:05,957 A band of has-beens who get their second shot at fame. 905 00:46:06,057 --> 00:46:10,843 But what if I told you that's not the whole story? 906 00:46:10,943 --> 00:46:14,046 Would you kill for a second shot at fame? 907 00:46:14,147 --> 00:46:19,171 Commit murder for one hit song. 908 00:46:19,272 --> 00:46:23,497 Welcome to season seven of "Murder Girl: 909 00:46:23,597 --> 00:46:25,600 Rest in Metal." 910 00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:34,749 Ba-da-da-whoosh. 911 00:47:17,499 --> 00:47:21,924 ♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 912 00:47:22,024 --> 00:47:26,088 ♪ Your first sip won't be your last ♪ 913 00:47:26,188 --> 00:47:29,452 ♪ It's sugary sweet, it's a fiery treat ♪ 914 00:47:29,552 --> 00:47:33,877 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 62799

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