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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,759 This means war. 1 00:02:29,224 --> 00:02:30,747 Oh, my baby. 2 00:02:31,791 --> 00:02:33,183 Fucking college. 3 00:02:33,184 --> 00:02:35,316 Okay, so, I checked 4 00:02:35,317 --> 00:02:37,274 the weather in Portland and it's 85 degrees, 5 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:38,449 so you will need your sunscreen. 6 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,885 Yeah, I know, Mom. It's in my backpack. 7 00:02:39,886 --> 00:02:41,670 You got all your other toiletries? 8 00:02:41,671 --> 00:02:44,151 Yes, in my bag that you packed. 9 00:02:44,152 --> 00:02:45,500 While I watched, remember? 10 00:02:45,501 --> 00:02:47,676 You were crying the whole time. 11 00:02:47,677 --> 00:02:49,156 Yeah, what a mess. 12 00:02:49,157 --> 00:02:50,896 It's not like he's going off to war. It's just Oregon. 13 00:02:50,897 --> 00:02:52,246 I know, I know, 14 00:02:52,247 --> 00:02:53,986 but it's such an amazing time in your life, 15 00:02:53,987 --> 00:02:55,858 you can literally become anyone you wanna be. 16 00:02:55,859 --> 00:02:57,512 - Mom? - You could change the world. 17 00:02:57,513 --> 00:02:58,730 - Mom? - You could colonize Mars. 18 00:02:58,731 --> 00:03:00,036 - I mean... - Mom, 19 00:03:00,037 --> 00:03:01,081 you're spiraling. 20 00:03:05,216 --> 00:03:07,261 Sorry, sorry, boys. We'll just be one minute. No problem. 21 00:03:07,262 --> 00:03:09,393 And remember... 22 00:03:09,394 --> 00:03:10,829 - Lakers for life. - Lakers for life, I know. 23 00:03:10,830 --> 00:03:12,222 Come back a Blazers fan, I'm not gonna let you 24 00:03:12,223 --> 00:03:13,310 - back in the house. - Yeah, I know, Dad. 25 00:03:13,311 --> 00:03:14,485 - Stop. - I'm serious. 26 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,139 Stop eating the trail mix. 27 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:18,054 It's for Nicky. It's a long trip. 28 00:03:18,055 --> 00:03:20,230 Um, I guess this is it. 29 00:03:20,231 --> 00:03:21,580 I'm sorry, I'm a little emotional. 30 00:03:24,844 --> 00:03:26,367 Mom, Dad. 31 00:03:26,368 --> 00:03:28,238 - Okay. - I love you. I love you. 32 00:03:28,239 --> 00:03:30,153 I love you. I love you. 33 00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:32,503 Okay, see you later. Call me when you get there. 34 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:35,158 Yo, let's... fuckin' go. 35 00:03:35,159 --> 00:03:36,204 Freedom! 36 00:03:37,727 --> 00:03:38,728 Let's do this. 37 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:41,599 There goes our baby. 38 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,687 Ah! 39 00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:43,907 I love you! 40 00:03:45,169 --> 00:03:47,910 Every woman dreams of full brows 41 00:03:47,911 --> 00:03:50,478 and long luscious eyelashes. 42 00:03:50,479 --> 00:03:53,263 And thanks to Profizal's hair-generating technology, 43 00:03:53,264 --> 00:03:55,178 I believe we have a real opportunity 44 00:03:55,179 --> 00:03:57,094 to market this to chemo patients. 45 00:03:59,705 --> 00:04:01,619 It's too sad. 46 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,621 I mean, anybody here wanna be sad? 47 00:04:03,622 --> 00:04:05,275 No. Nobody wants to be sad. 48 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:07,016 Where's the ad that says 49 00:04:07,017 --> 00:04:10,628 Profizal puts hair on men's heads? 50 00:04:10,629 --> 00:04:12,152 That's who we should be marketing to. 51 00:04:13,371 --> 00:04:14,893 Insecure men 52 00:04:14,894 --> 00:04:16,460 with lots of cash. 53 00:04:16,461 --> 00:04:18,810 No, actually, Dad, ICO labs said Profizal 54 00:04:18,811 --> 00:04:20,421 - doesn't work on scalps. - It doesn't? 55 00:04:20,422 --> 00:04:21,944 No. Oh, shit. 56 00:04:21,945 --> 00:04:23,990 We gotta get you on another project, dammit. 57 00:04:24,817 --> 00:04:26,950 Oh, what about Restylane? 58 00:04:28,038 --> 00:04:29,299 The anti-ageing filler? 59 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:32,041 Yes, the new Galderma product 60 00:04:32,042 --> 00:04:33,216 for older women. 61 00:04:33,217 --> 00:04:34,739 Because, you know, you're a... 62 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:37,699 you're... you're an expert, really. 63 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:40,354 I mean, you're of a certain age bracket. 64 00:04:40,355 --> 00:04:42,094 - I'm 40. - Whoa! I did not ask her age. 65 00:04:42,095 --> 00:04:43,182 Everybody saw that, right? 66 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,271 Would never do that. 67 00:04:44,272 --> 00:04:45,663 Look, I really think 68 00:04:45,664 --> 00:04:47,187 this would be a perfect fit for you. 69 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:48,841 Okay. 70 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,148 Randy, what do you got? 71 00:04:56,153 --> 00:04:57,502 Erectile dysfunction, Hank, 72 00:04:58,895 --> 00:05:00,288 is a thing of the past 73 00:05:00,766 --> 00:05:01,811 with Thoracinil. 74 00:05:03,682 --> 00:05:06,293 Hey. So, Thoracinil is banned in the EU, 75 00:05:06,294 --> 00:05:07,903 so we can't use Mykonos 76 00:05:07,904 --> 00:05:10,122 but he's on a jet-ski. I love those. 77 00:05:10,123 --> 00:05:11,560 I love jet-skis. 78 00:05:13,910 --> 00:05:17,304 Hello? 79 00:05:17,305 --> 00:05:18,653 Uh, well, it's Kristin Dorner 80 00:05:18,654 --> 00:05:20,045 Balbano is my maiden name. 81 00:05:20,046 --> 00:05:23,179 You never give up the name Balbano. 82 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,441 Sorry? Who is this? 83 00:05:24,442 --> 00:05:25,487 I am Bianca 84 00:05:27,053 --> 00:05:28,793 and I have terrible news. 85 00:05:28,794 --> 00:05:30,795 Giuseppe Balbano is dead. 86 00:05:30,796 --> 00:05:33,624 Oh, my father's father. 87 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,105 God, I didn't even know he was alive. 88 00:05:36,106 --> 00:05:37,280 Can you hold on a sec? 89 00:05:37,281 --> 00:05:38,413 Paul! 90 00:05:40,023 --> 00:05:41,024 My husband's in a band. 91 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,547 I'm sorry to hear that. 92 00:05:43,548 --> 00:05:45,419 Your grandfather is dead. 93 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:47,377 You need to settle his affairs. 94 00:05:47,378 --> 00:05:49,814 His affairs? But, I mean, 95 00:05:49,815 --> 00:05:51,250 I don't even know him. 96 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,992 You're named specifically in his will. 97 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:55,820 We'll fly you to Italy. 98 00:05:55,821 --> 00:05:57,387 You'll leave tomorrow night. 99 00:05:57,388 --> 00:05:59,824 Wait. What, did you say Italy? 100 00:05:59,825 --> 00:06:02,305 Like, as in Italy Italy? 101 00:06:02,306 --> 00:06:03,524 Yes, Italy. 102 00:06:03,525 --> 00:06:04,874 Oh, that sounds... 103 00:06:06,441 --> 00:06:08,790 No, I... No, I can't just get on a plane 104 00:06:08,791 --> 00:06:10,618 and head on over to my dream place. 105 00:06:10,619 --> 00:06:12,707 Everything is crazy at work right now 106 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:14,709 and my husband needs me, you know? 107 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:16,537 And I just can't see that I can get away... 108 00:06:16,538 --> 00:06:18,190 Quiet, listen to my lyric here. 109 00:06:18,191 --> 00:06:22,151 ♪ I'm no longer Ear-ear-earth... ♪ 110 00:06:22,152 --> 00:06:23,326 I gotta go. 111 00:06:23,327 --> 00:06:24,807 ♪ ...Bound 112 00:06:27,984 --> 00:06:30,160 What time is it? 113 00:06:33,381 --> 00:06:34,382 Kristin... 114 00:06:35,905 --> 00:06:37,993 - Before you start... - Hey 115 00:06:37,994 --> 00:06:40,605 - Hey. - Listen, I just want you to know I'm a feminist. 116 00:06:41,171 --> 00:06:42,432 Uh... 117 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:43,651 We met before. 118 00:06:43,652 --> 00:06:44,739 Really? Yeah. 119 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:46,088 At Domenick's school, 120 00:06:46,089 --> 00:06:47,438 I'm the guidance counsellor. 121 00:06:48,744 --> 00:06:51,180 Oh, my God. I... It's just that, 122 00:06:51,181 --> 00:06:52,486 I wouldn't have done this if you had 123 00:06:52,487 --> 00:06:53,922 more faith in your husband. 124 00:06:53,923 --> 00:06:55,402 He's a great songwriter. 125 00:06:55,403 --> 00:06:57,055 I know. 126 00:06:57,056 --> 00:06:58,841 Tracy, it's time for you to go. 127 00:07:01,887 --> 00:07:02,888 What? 128 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,503 - Listen. - Yes, listening. 129 00:07:09,504 --> 00:07:11,505 I support your right to be angry. Thank you so much. 130 00:07:11,506 --> 00:07:13,985 - That's really kind. - Yeah, maybe call me, 131 00:07:13,986 --> 00:07:15,422 we can talk this through. 132 00:07:15,423 --> 00:07:16,771 - Really? You would do that? - What d'you say? 133 00:07:16,772 --> 00:07:17,859 Yeah. Sure, I mean... 134 00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:18,991 Bye. Bye. 135 00:07:21,777 --> 00:07:23,996 Kris, I am so sorry. 136 00:07:25,868 --> 00:07:27,428 This is really hard for me to admit but, 137 00:07:28,566 --> 00:07:30,394 I have this illness. 138 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,832 All I wanna do is have sex. 139 00:07:35,486 --> 00:07:37,052 I mean, I wanna have sex, too. 140 00:07:37,053 --> 00:07:38,706 We haven't had sex in, like, 141 00:07:38,707 --> 00:07:40,272 - three years. - Yeah, I know, 142 00:07:40,273 --> 00:07:41,970 but I mean, with a new person. 143 00:07:41,971 --> 00:07:43,580 Oh! 144 00:07:43,581 --> 00:07:46,017 Yeah, it's not personal, it's... 145 00:07:46,018 --> 00:07:47,237 Hey, 146 00:07:47,890 --> 00:07:48,891 I left my phone. 147 00:07:49,674 --> 00:07:50,675 My phone. 148 00:07:54,157 --> 00:07:55,767 - This one? - Yeah, thank you. 149 00:07:58,248 --> 00:08:00,118 It's just hard, you know, with Domenick leaving, 150 00:08:00,119 --> 00:08:01,293 it's just a big adjustment. 151 00:08:01,294 --> 00:08:03,382 Don't defend that douche stain. 152 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,602 He's a grown-ass man working at a Starbucks. 153 00:08:05,603 --> 00:08:07,256 Stranger grabs your purse. 154 00:08:07,257 --> 00:08:09,693 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 155 00:08:09,694 --> 00:08:11,521 Stranger grabs your boob. 156 00:08:11,522 --> 00:08:15,221 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 157 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,180 - What? Oh, my God! - Is that him? 158 00:08:18,181 --> 00:08:20,138 - Is that him? Give me the phone. - No, it's Italy calling again. 159 00:08:20,139 --> 00:08:22,140 They want me to fly to Rome 160 00:08:22,141 --> 00:08:24,229 tomorrow night to settle his affairs. 161 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:27,058 I mean, that's crazy, right? I can't go. 162 00:08:27,059 --> 00:08:28,451 Kristin, 163 00:08:28,452 --> 00:08:30,671 what do you masturbate to? 164 00:08:30,672 --> 00:08:33,151 Italian cooking shows. I mean, more specifically, 165 00:08:33,152 --> 00:08:34,718 Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy. 166 00:08:34,719 --> 00:08:36,024 There was this one episode 167 00:08:36,025 --> 00:08:37,678 where he went to this burrata factory, 168 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:38,983 and it was all creamy 169 00:08:38,984 --> 00:08:40,942 and he got his hands in all the milky stuff. 170 00:08:40,943 --> 00:08:43,031 - It was so... - Stop. You've masturbated 171 00:08:43,032 --> 00:08:44,728 this fantasy into existence. 172 00:08:44,729 --> 00:08:46,208 You have to go. 173 00:08:46,209 --> 00:08:48,603 Stranger puts a gun in your face. 174 00:08:49,952 --> 00:08:52,562 Jenny, my boss just assigned me a new campaign. 175 00:08:52,563 --> 00:08:54,085 Well, make it a business trip. 176 00:08:54,086 --> 00:08:56,566 ICO has suppliers all over the globe. 177 00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:59,090 How do you think I got to go to Brazil, Iceland and Ireland 178 00:08:59,091 --> 00:09:00,570 - last year, huh? - I don't know. 179 00:09:00,571 --> 00:09:02,790 To settle their lawsuits. 180 00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:04,400 Well, shouldn't I stay here 181 00:09:04,401 --> 00:09:05,749 and work on my marriage? 182 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,316 You should work on getting your pussy pounded. 183 00:09:07,317 --> 00:09:09,318 Oh, my God. Stranger says you're prettier 184 00:09:09,319 --> 00:09:11,015 when you smile. 185 00:09:11,016 --> 00:09:13,888 Crotch. Eye. Crotch. Eye. 186 00:09:13,889 --> 00:09:16,107 Stop thinking about everybody else. 187 00:09:16,108 --> 00:09:17,414 Start thinking about you. 188 00:09:19,416 --> 00:09:21,286 Fine, then think about your grandfather's 189 00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:22,374 last dying wish. 190 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,637 Oh, my God maybe I should go. 191 00:09:23,638 --> 00:09:25,464 - Did you see what I did there? - No. 192 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,249 I just got you to go to Italy by putting 193 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,642 - someone else's feelings ahead of your own. - All right, all right, 194 00:09:28,643 --> 00:09:30,513 I deserve this. I deserve this. 195 00:09:30,514 --> 00:09:32,515 I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have my own 196 00:09:32,516 --> 00:09:34,953 Under the Tuscan Sun. Or Eat, Pray, Love. 197 00:09:35,606 --> 00:09:36,606 Fuck. 198 00:09:37,347 --> 00:09:38,782 What? 199 00:09:38,783 --> 00:09:39,958 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 200 00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:44,614 Say it. 201 00:09:46,661 --> 00:09:48,576 What, Eat, Pray... Fuck? 202 00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:50,926 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 203 00:09:52,928 --> 00:09:53,929 Jesus. 204 00:09:55,452 --> 00:09:57,019 Eat, Pray... 205 00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,674 - Fuck. - Say it again. 206 00:10:00,675 --> 00:10:03,328 Eat, Pray... 207 00:10:03,329 --> 00:10:04,765 - Fuck! - Louder. 208 00:10:04,766 --> 00:10:07,855 From the vagina! Eat, Pray, Fuck. 209 00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:10,074 Eat, Pray, Fuck. Eat, Pray, Fuck. 210 00:10:10,075 --> 00:10:14,036 Eat, Pray, Fuck. 211 00:10:48,244 --> 00:10:49,940 Hey, Nicky. It's Mom. 212 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,115 I just wanna let you know 213 00:10:51,116 --> 00:10:52,856 I landed safe, in Italy. 214 00:10:52,857 --> 00:10:55,903 I even bought myself a journal at the airport. 215 00:10:55,904 --> 00:10:57,296 I've always wanted a journal. 216 00:10:58,646 --> 00:11:00,603 Um, anyway... Shit. 217 00:11:00,604 --> 00:11:02,474 Sorry, not you. I love you. Anyway... 218 00:11:02,475 --> 00:11:03,607 Oh... Whoa! 219 00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:19,448 I said you can stand up, 220 00:11:19,449 --> 00:11:21,145 - if you like. - Oh, my God. Right. Yes, thank you. 221 00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:22,756 Oh, my God, you smell so good. 222 00:11:22,757 --> 00:11:24,759 Um, I'm, um... 223 00:11:25,673 --> 00:11:27,717 Oh, my God, what is 224 00:11:27,718 --> 00:11:29,850 my name? Sorry. Kristin. Hi. 225 00:11:29,851 --> 00:11:32,243 - Kristin, I'm Lorenzo. - Yes. Hello, Lorenzo. 226 00:11:32,244 --> 00:11:34,419 Lorenzo! Scusa! 227 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:35,551 Sorry. Uh... It's okay. 228 00:11:35,552 --> 00:11:37,161 - This is my Aunt Esmeralda. - Oh. 229 00:11:37,162 --> 00:11:38,989 She just got back from holiday in Greece. 230 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,077 - Oh, nice. - Yeah. 231 00:11:40,078 --> 00:11:41,818 And she wants to get home. 232 00:11:41,819 --> 00:11:44,516 Hi. Ciao. I'm Kristin. I'm just visiting. 233 00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,518 Yeah. I mean, I was born here, 234 00:11:46,519 --> 00:11:48,129 but I haven't been back 235 00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:50,654 since I was a... a baby. 236 00:11:53,309 --> 00:11:55,005 What did she say? 237 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,355 She wants me to ask for your number. 238 00:11:57,356 --> 00:11:58,966 But don't worry, I don't want to assume. 239 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:00,664 Well... So... 240 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,013 Ciao. 241 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,754 Uh, no, no. Wait. I mean, 242 00:12:04,755 --> 00:12:07,453 if Aunt Esmeralda wants my number, who am I to say "no?" 243 00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:11,239 Oh, sorry. I am not usually so veloce 244 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,544 with asking for phone numbers. 245 00:12:12,545 --> 00:12:14,590 - What is veloce? - Oh, yeah. Quick. 246 00:12:14,591 --> 00:12:15,678 If... if you knew that, 247 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:16,897 it would have been funnier. 248 00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:19,682 No, it's very funny, I get it. 249 00:12:19,683 --> 00:12:21,945 I got it, Veloce. Veloce is good. I... 250 00:12:21,946 --> 00:12:24,601 I like your veloce-ness. 251 00:12:27,604 --> 00:12:28,735 My God! 252 00:12:28,736 --> 00:12:30,780 What was that? I am so sorry. 253 00:12:30,781 --> 00:12:32,826 It's okay. So, are you here on 254 00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:34,436 business or pleasure? 255 00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:35,743 Um, well... 256 00:12:37,179 --> 00:12:40,877 pleasure. You know, grandfather just died and... 257 00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:42,313 Oh, no, I... I didn't know him, that's not... 258 00:12:42,314 --> 00:12:44,098 that part's sad, but, um... 259 00:12:44,099 --> 00:12:45,143 So maybe... 260 00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:47,537 half pleasure. 261 00:12:49,495 --> 00:12:50,757 I have to run. 262 00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:52,715 Yes, sure. Um... 263 00:12:52,716 --> 00:12:54,457 Well, I'll... I'll call you. 264 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:56,111 What... 265 00:12:56,851 --> 00:12:58,329 just happened? 266 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,941 - Oh, my God. - Kristin Balbano. 267 00:13:00,942 --> 00:13:02,203 Yes. 268 00:13:02,204 --> 00:13:03,770 Bianca sent us to take you to the funeral. 269 00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:05,249 - Oh, hi. I... - I'm Aldo. 270 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,077 Okay. Nice to meet you, Aldo. Yes. 271 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,427 - I'm Dante. - Hello, Dante. Nice to meet you. 272 00:13:09,428 --> 00:13:11,560 - Your driver. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 273 00:13:11,561 --> 00:13:13,781 I... It's very... So kind. 274 00:13:20,004 --> 00:13:22,571 Hey, you guys. I am gonna change now, okay? 275 00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:24,878 So don't turn around or... 276 00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:26,401 The Colosseum. Can you at least, 277 00:13:26,402 --> 00:13:28,055 please, just, like, go slow? 278 00:13:28,056 --> 00:13:30,753 The Vatican. The Vaticano? 279 00:13:30,754 --> 00:13:32,711 Did I miss it? I missed it, right? 280 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,584 Oh, shit. Ugh, God. Where is my lipstick? Fontana Acqua Paola. 281 00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:37,412 I dropped my lipstick. I I Fontanone. 282 00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:38,848 Oh, what? Where is it? 283 00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:41,243 - Can we go back? - We have to go to the funeral. 284 00:14:06,094 --> 00:14:07,138 Oh, thank you. 285 00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:09,401 Whew, thank you so much. 286 00:14:09,924 --> 00:14:10,968 Oh, my God. 287 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,231 There he is. 288 00:14:14,058 --> 00:14:15,319 Hi. 289 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,322 We have the same eyes. We have the same eyes. 290 00:14:17,975 --> 00:14:19,541 That's... 291 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:21,631 Buongiorno. 292 00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:39,866 Hi. Ciao. Sorry. Um... 293 00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:41,216 Are you Bianca? 294 00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:44,262 Sit. 295 00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:50,920 This is Fabrizio, 296 00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:53,227 your grandfather's great nephew. 297 00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:55,533 Oh, hi, hi. Nice to meet you. 298 00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:57,013 So, that must make us, like, 299 00:14:57,014 --> 00:14:58,710 second cousins, right? 300 00:14:58,711 --> 00:14:59,930 I'm sorry for your loss. 301 00:15:03,499 --> 00:15:04,500 Is he mad at me? 302 00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:19,907 Amen. 303 00:15:29,612 --> 00:15:30,873 Uh... 304 00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:32,310 what did my grandfather do? 305 00:15:33,355 --> 00:15:35,095 He was a winemaker. 306 00:15:35,096 --> 00:15:36,705 He made wine? 307 00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:37,924 I wanna make wine. 308 00:15:37,925 --> 00:15:39,403 Oh, my God, it must be in the genes. 309 00:15:39,404 --> 00:15:40,928 I mean, you can't argue genes, right? 310 00:16:14,744 --> 00:16:15,963 Hey, hey, hey. Are you okay? 311 00:16:22,099 --> 00:16:23,360 Veloce means quick. 312 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,233 Quick, quick, quick! He needs help! 313 00:16:51,563 --> 00:16:52,564 Hmm. 314 00:16:57,569 --> 00:16:58,614 . 315 00:17:43,224 --> 00:17:46,053 Say hello to my little friend, Nico. 316 00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:03,940 What the fuck is going on? 317 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,071 So... 318 00:18:49,072 --> 00:18:51,465 Aldo and Dante are my drivers, 319 00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:54,120 but who are you, really? 320 00:18:54,121 --> 00:18:56,471 - Soldati. - For the Army or... 321 00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:10,875 Scusi. Hi, hi. 322 00:19:10,876 --> 00:19:12,835 Uh, I'm still in the dark here. 323 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,143 No, no, it's a figure of speech. 324 00:19:17,144 --> 00:19:19,580 Can someone please just tell me what's going on? 325 00:19:19,581 --> 00:19:22,366 Your grandfather, Don Giuseppe Balbano, 326 00:19:23,324 --> 00:19:25,369 may he rest in peace, 327 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,762 was murdered 328 00:19:27,763 --> 00:19:31,113 by the Romanos. 329 00:19:31,114 --> 00:19:33,202 We invited them for a meeting, 330 00:19:33,203 --> 00:19:35,987 but things went wrong. 331 00:19:35,988 --> 00:19:38,774 Our Don and their Don got killed. 332 00:19:42,343 --> 00:19:44,996 They disrespected the funeral! 333 00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:46,956 They shot at the coffin! 334 00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:12,547 Don Carlo. 335 00:21:14,391 --> 00:21:17,001 To calm you down. Okay, thank you, thank you. 336 00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:18,047 Grazie. 337 00:21:21,311 --> 00:21:23,094 The wine's bad. The wine's gone bad. That's... 338 00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:25,793 The wine is bad. It's a front. 339 00:21:25,794 --> 00:21:27,577 Oh, God. Is that why he got murdered? 340 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,884 No, that's crazy. I mean, is it? 341 00:21:29,885 --> 00:21:31,626 Your grandfather 342 00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:34,193 was not just a winemaker. 343 00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:35,543 No? 344 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:43,377 Ciao, Kristin Balbano. 345 00:21:44,726 --> 00:21:47,642 I'm your grandfather, Giuseppe Balbano. 346 00:21:48,512 --> 00:21:49,905 If you are watching this... 347 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,820 I'm dead. 348 00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:55,953 I'm sorry I never got to see you grow up, 349 00:21:55,954 --> 00:21:58,086 but I am even more sorry 350 00:21:58,087 --> 00:21:59,306 that you grew up 351 00:22:00,132 --> 00:22:01,611 without a father. 352 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,918 My father died in a construction accident. 353 00:22:03,919 --> 00:22:07,138 Your father did not die 354 00:22:07,139 --> 00:22:09,010 in a construction accident. 355 00:22:09,011 --> 00:22:11,491 Your father was killed 356 00:22:11,492 --> 00:22:13,363 by a member of the... 357 00:22:14,451 --> 00:22:15,539 Romano family. 358 00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:20,282 After this incident, 359 00:22:20,283 --> 00:22:22,415 your mother took you back to America 360 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:25,984 in search of a safer place. 361 00:22:30,075 --> 00:22:31,076 Hey. 362 00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:37,386 I told her that the safest place 363 00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:38,605 would be with us, 364 00:22:38,606 --> 00:22:40,215 but I respected 365 00:22:40,216 --> 00:22:41,303 her wishes. 366 00:22:41,304 --> 00:22:43,741 You do not cross a mother. 367 00:22:51,445 --> 00:22:52,533 - It's you. - Oh. 368 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,233 I remember when you were born, 369 00:22:58,234 --> 00:22:59,887 picciridda mia. 370 00:22:59,888 --> 00:23:02,151 I held you in my arms... 371 00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:07,329 and I thought, "One day 372 00:23:07,330 --> 00:23:10,854 "she will be a brave, confident woman 373 00:23:10,855 --> 00:23:12,727 "who will make me proud." 374 00:23:13,771 --> 00:23:15,424 Saying goodbye to you, 375 00:23:15,425 --> 00:23:17,339 my only grandchild, 376 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:18,776 was the hardest thing 377 00:23:19,603 --> 00:23:20,604 I ever had to do. 378 00:23:25,479 --> 00:23:26,479 And so, 379 00:23:27,132 --> 00:23:29,046 my dying wish 380 00:23:29,047 --> 00:23:30,744 is that you, 381 00:23:30,745 --> 00:23:32,355 my direct bloodline, 382 00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:34,661 take over 383 00:23:34,662 --> 00:23:36,446 and be the new boss 384 00:23:38,013 --> 00:23:39,318 of the Balbano family. 385 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,713 My trusted general, Bianca... 386 00:23:44,062 --> 00:23:46,282 will be by your side to help you. 387 00:23:48,806 --> 00:23:50,677 Kristin, 388 00:23:50,678 --> 00:23:53,289 I know you will respect my wishes 389 00:23:55,073 --> 00:23:58,729 as I respected your mother's. 390 00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:05,997 Oh, this isn't... 391 00:24:09,697 --> 00:24:11,785 I think, uh, no. 392 00:24:11,786 --> 00:24:13,656 I think there's been a bit of a mistake 393 00:24:13,657 --> 00:24:16,399 because there is no way that I... 394 00:24:16,878 --> 00:24:17,922 Me? 395 00:24:28,411 --> 00:24:29,585 Thanks, everyone. 396 00:24:29,586 --> 00:24:31,500 This has been very informative, 397 00:24:31,501 --> 00:24:34,198 but I have a Colosseum tour at 5 p.m., 398 00:24:34,199 --> 00:24:36,853 - so I gotta go get a cab. - No, you can't leave. 399 00:24:36,854 --> 00:24:38,594 If the boss says you are the boss, 400 00:24:38,595 --> 00:24:40,814 - you are the boss now, comprende? - Yeah, yeah but 401 00:24:40,815 --> 00:24:42,598 you know what? I am not a boss, 402 00:24:42,599 --> 00:24:45,209 like, not in any way, shape or form, 403 00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:47,952 so, you know, especially not in a Mafia kind of way. 404 00:24:50,346 --> 00:24:51,694 I should be the boss! 405 00:24:51,695 --> 00:24:53,566 Yes, yes. Good idea. He should be the boss. 406 00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:55,872 I mean, who am I to steal anyone's boss thunder? 407 00:24:55,873 --> 00:24:57,874 Besides, I've got a lot of shit going on at home, 408 00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:59,049 my son just went to college 409 00:24:59,050 --> 00:25:01,617 and my husband just cheated on me, so... 410 00:25:01,618 --> 00:25:03,490 You want we should take care of him? Hmm? 411 00:25:04,578 --> 00:25:06,101 Mmm? No! 412 00:25:07,581 --> 00:25:08,755 No. 413 00:25:08,756 --> 00:25:10,931 No, God, no, no. I just need a vacation, 414 00:25:10,932 --> 00:25:13,107 I just really want my Eat, Pray, Fuck! 415 00:25:13,108 --> 00:25:14,500 Eat, Pray, Fuck? 416 00:25:14,501 --> 00:25:16,197 Yeah, it's a play on words, 417 00:25:16,198 --> 00:25:17,851 you know, the book, Eat, Pray, Love? 418 00:25:17,852 --> 00:25:20,244 Yeah, it's a very uplifting 419 00:25:20,245 --> 00:25:21,943 and moving memoir by... 420 00:25:23,248 --> 00:25:24,511 Elizabeth Gilbert. 421 00:25:25,686 --> 00:25:28,426 Yes! Yes, see, he knows. 422 00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:31,429 Yeah, I wanna make wine, and I wanna eat pasta, 423 00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:33,606 and be romanced, and... 424 00:25:33,607 --> 00:25:35,783 But you came for a funeral. 425 00:25:37,349 --> 00:25:38,872 Yeah. I mean, you know, 426 00:25:38,873 --> 00:25:40,439 after the funeral. 427 00:25:42,006 --> 00:25:43,572 Hello? 428 00:25:43,573 --> 00:25:45,661 Lorenzo. It's Lorenzo, I should take this. How are you? 429 00:25:45,662 --> 00:25:48,272 - Give me this. - Hey, what? No. What? No, no, no, no! 430 00:25:48,273 --> 00:25:49,839 Oh, my God. I just paid that off! 431 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,275 I won't get another upgrade for a year 432 00:25:51,276 --> 00:25:53,321 and how is Lorenzo supposed to get in touch with me? 433 00:25:53,322 --> 00:25:54,628 How will I ever have sex? 434 00:25:57,935 --> 00:26:00,676 You cannot be speaking to random strangers. 435 00:26:00,677 --> 00:26:02,286 It's too dangerous. 436 00:26:02,287 --> 00:26:03,853 He's not a stranger, 437 00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:06,117 he's gorgeous. 438 00:26:12,210 --> 00:26:13,211 Okay. 439 00:26:13,821 --> 00:26:14,822 You know what? 440 00:26:15,518 --> 00:26:17,345 I'm done. 441 00:26:17,346 --> 00:26:19,435 Bye. 442 00:26:23,570 --> 00:26:24,614 Kristin! 443 00:26:26,268 --> 00:26:28,008 Kristin! 444 00:26:28,009 --> 00:26:30,314 You can't run away from your destiny. 445 00:26:30,315 --> 00:26:31,752 Oh, yeah? Watch me. 446 00:26:35,712 --> 00:26:36,713 Which way is it? 447 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:38,541 It's that way! 448 00:26:39,150 --> 00:26:40,586 But I must warn you, 449 00:26:40,587 --> 00:26:42,457 once you walk out those gates, 450 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,939 you will no longer be under our protection. 451 00:26:45,766 --> 00:26:48,029 Also, you have no phone. 452 00:27:03,435 --> 00:27:05,001 You said you wanted to learn 453 00:27:05,002 --> 00:27:06,961 how to make wine, yes? 454 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,966 We have machines to crush grapes now, 455 00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:14,445 but this is the classic way. 456 00:27:14,446 --> 00:27:16,317 This does feel kinda nice, huh? 457 00:27:16,318 --> 00:27:18,406 You must stomp on the grapes 458 00:27:18,407 --> 00:27:20,844 - to release their juices. - Yes. 459 00:27:21,715 --> 00:27:24,020 And you must also take over 460 00:27:24,021 --> 00:27:25,935 as the Balbano family boss. 461 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:27,415 This is insane. 462 00:27:27,416 --> 00:27:28,722 Where would I even begin? 463 00:27:29,331 --> 00:27:30,940 Shh. Come here. 464 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,074 Are we actually the Mafia? 465 00:27:34,510 --> 00:27:37,686 Your grandfather preferred to call it 466 00:27:37,687 --> 00:27:40,558 the "invisible family." 467 00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:41,648 Oh, that's spooky. 468 00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,825 Invisible but strong, 469 00:27:45,826 --> 00:27:48,044 and we can't appear weakened. 470 00:27:48,045 --> 00:27:49,742 So, you must go to a meeting 471 00:27:49,743 --> 00:27:51,265 with our enemies, 472 00:27:51,266 --> 00:27:52,658 the Romanos. 473 00:27:52,659 --> 00:27:55,399 What, the... the people who shot at us earlier? 474 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,619 Oh! I mean, can't Fabrizio go? 475 00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,317 It seems like he would love this stuff. 476 00:28:00,144 --> 00:28:02,016 It can't be Fabrizio. 477 00:28:02,756 --> 00:28:04,713 He started the shootout. 478 00:28:04,714 --> 00:28:06,541 He's a hot-head 479 00:28:06,542 --> 00:28:08,326 - with a horrible temper. - Hmm. 480 00:28:09,023 --> 00:28:10,024 Just like Sonny. 481 00:28:11,068 --> 00:28:12,199 Who's Sonny? 482 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,722 From The Godfather. 483 00:28:13,723 --> 00:28:16,117 Oh, right. Yeah. I never saw The Godfather. 484 00:28:22,297 --> 00:28:23,906 Oh, my God. 485 00:28:23,907 --> 00:28:26,082 Okay, look, it's really hard to find three and a half hours. 486 00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:27,562 All you need to do 487 00:28:27,563 --> 00:28:29,695 is offer their new Don 488 00:28:29,696 --> 00:28:31,522 a part of the east. 489 00:28:31,523 --> 00:28:34,744 Something your grandfather was too stubborn to part with. 490 00:28:35,745 --> 00:28:37,790 Please, we need someone 491 00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:39,662 who's level-headed, 492 00:28:40,184 --> 00:28:41,750 empathetic 493 00:28:41,751 --> 00:28:43,927 - and unassuming. - Did you just call me pathetic? 494 00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:49,976 We need you. 495 00:28:49,977 --> 00:28:52,369 No, I will never be ready. No. No. 496 00:28:52,370 --> 00:28:55,372 Also, we will give you a new phone... 497 00:28:55,373 --> 00:28:56,591 Oh. Oh, oh. 498 00:28:56,592 --> 00:28:59,637 So you can go Eat, Pray, Fuck Lorenzo 499 00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:01,944 once we finish the background check. 500 00:29:01,945 --> 00:29:03,163 Background check? Yeah. 501 00:29:03,164 --> 00:29:05,513 Lorenzo Villaguzi, aged 33. 502 00:29:05,514 --> 00:29:06,862 Oh, my God, he's quite young. 503 00:29:06,863 --> 00:29:08,690 - Men do it all the time. - That's true. 504 00:29:08,691 --> 00:29:10,605 He's born in Milano. Which we don't like. 505 00:29:10,606 --> 00:29:12,041 Yeah, but it's okay, Dante. 506 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,523 - Yeah, Dante. - And he's recently divorced. 507 00:29:16,525 --> 00:29:18,092 Jackpot! Oh, my God! 508 00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:22,923 - Oh, my God, that's really good news. - This is your new phone. 509 00:29:23,575 --> 00:29:24,706 Yee! 510 00:29:24,707 --> 00:29:26,143 - It's untraceable. - Okay. 511 00:29:27,536 --> 00:29:30,364 You meet with Don Romano tonight 512 00:29:30,365 --> 00:29:33,150 and then you can do what you want with Lorenzo. 513 00:29:34,848 --> 00:29:35,935 Deal? 514 00:29:35,936 --> 00:29:37,415 Oh... 515 00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:39,852 Uh... 516 00:29:39,853 --> 00:29:41,158 Yes, deal. Deal. 517 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,296 Presenting the new Donna Balbano. 518 00:29:54,606 --> 00:29:55,650 You look like 519 00:29:55,651 --> 00:29:58,653 a librarian from a library, 520 00:29:58,654 --> 00:30:00,438 not a porno. 521 00:30:02,658 --> 00:30:04,312 Darling, come with me. 522 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:29,466 Again, 523 00:30:29,467 --> 00:30:34,211 presenting la bellissima Donna Balbano. 524 00:30:39,956 --> 00:30:41,435 Oh, my God, Valentino. 525 00:30:41,436 --> 00:30:42,828 Hello. 526 00:30:42,829 --> 00:30:45,048 - Yes. - Turn around, turn, turn. 527 00:30:45,614 --> 00:30:46,788 Hey. 528 00:30:46,789 --> 00:30:49,051 And that's what you wear 529 00:30:49,052 --> 00:30:50,445 to meet a mob boss. 530 00:30:58,975 --> 00:31:01,324 - You guys are gonna stay with me the whole time, right? - Yes. 531 00:31:01,325 --> 00:31:02,586 - Of course. - Okay, don't leave me. 532 00:31:02,587 --> 00:31:03,892 Don't worry, Kristin. 533 00:31:03,893 --> 00:31:04,894 Okay. 534 00:31:07,941 --> 00:31:09,419 I'm Giannina. I'll be your server tonight. 535 00:31:09,420 --> 00:31:11,466 - Oh, I love your glasses, Giannina. - Thank you. 536 00:31:21,302 --> 00:31:22,606 This is for your bag. 537 00:31:22,607 --> 00:31:24,827 Oh, it's so cute. Little monkey. 538 00:31:25,828 --> 00:31:26,873 All right. 539 00:31:27,525 --> 00:31:28,526 Thank you. 540 00:31:45,630 --> 00:31:46,718 You're not Fabrizio. 541 00:31:48,982 --> 00:31:52,114 And you are not what I was expecting. 542 00:31:52,115 --> 00:31:53,594 I was told I would be meeting 543 00:31:53,595 --> 00:31:55,596 with the new Balbano family boss. 544 00:31:55,597 --> 00:31:57,206 Yeah, that's me. 545 00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:58,382 Kristin. The new boss. 546 00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:13,615 Ah. 547 00:32:15,530 --> 00:32:17,400 I apologize for my rudeness. 548 00:32:17,401 --> 00:32:18,446 Oh, no, not at all. 549 00:32:18,968 --> 00:32:20,013 But, you know... 550 00:32:22,450 --> 00:32:25,408 it was... it was a bit of a shock 551 00:32:25,409 --> 00:32:26,802 to see a beautiful woman. 552 00:32:29,936 --> 00:32:31,197 Stop. 553 00:32:31,198 --> 00:32:33,677 Oh, I'm sorry. I am Carlo Romano, 554 00:32:33,678 --> 00:32:35,027 the new boss. 555 00:32:35,028 --> 00:32:37,551 Oh, well, there you go. We're both new bosses, 556 00:32:37,552 --> 00:32:39,205 we have so much in common. 557 00:32:39,206 --> 00:32:40,337 Look at that. 558 00:32:41,121 --> 00:32:44,166 So, what were you thinking? 559 00:32:44,167 --> 00:32:45,776 I was hoping to try gnocchi. 560 00:32:45,777 --> 00:32:47,691 I love gnocchi 561 00:32:47,692 --> 00:32:49,389 and I promised myself if I ever came to Italy, 562 00:32:49,390 --> 00:32:51,260 I would eat as much gnocchi as I could. 563 00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:53,088 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 564 00:32:53,089 --> 00:32:55,091 - I meant the territories. - Hmm? 565 00:32:56,136 --> 00:32:58,964 Oh, right, yes. Sorry, I... 566 00:32:58,965 --> 00:33:00,269 Okay, Google, 567 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,879 open notes. Um, 568 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,752 so you can take the north and... 569 00:33:04,753 --> 00:33:08,800 part of the east extending to... Form-i-a? 570 00:33:10,150 --> 00:33:11,151 Formia. 571 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,761 Formia. 572 00:33:13,762 --> 00:33:14,893 Yes. 573 00:33:15,851 --> 00:33:16,895 That's it. 574 00:33:25,730 --> 00:33:26,862 Thank you, Giannina. 575 00:33:27,950 --> 00:33:29,037 She's sweet. 576 00:33:29,038 --> 00:33:31,257 I ordered every gnocchi on the menu. 577 00:33:31,258 --> 00:33:33,215 Oh, my God, someone's a good listener. 578 00:33:33,216 --> 00:33:34,652 Prego. 579 00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:37,873 Oh... Well... 580 00:33:40,354 --> 00:33:42,050 Try. 581 00:33:42,051 --> 00:33:43,921 You... You want me to try it first? 582 00:33:43,922 --> 00:33:45,140 Yeah. 583 00:33:45,141 --> 00:33:47,100 Well, no pressure. Okay. 584 00:33:53,541 --> 00:33:54,932 That is delicious. 585 00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:57,674 This is the best wine I have ever had in my life. 586 00:33:57,675 --> 00:33:58,937 Salute. 587 00:34:00,113 --> 00:34:01,288 Salute. 588 00:34:07,468 --> 00:34:11,079 Listen, listen, listen. It's Oreo. 589 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,388 They're two chocolate biscuits held together... 590 00:34:15,911 --> 00:34:17,390 with cream? 591 00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:21,134 The cream... The cream is my favorite part. 592 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:26,052 Uh, listen... 593 00:34:27,227 --> 00:34:29,751 um, about your offer. 594 00:34:31,144 --> 00:34:34,972 Are you sure we have to stop at Formia? Hmm? 595 00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:37,237 Hmm, well, that's what it says in my notes. 596 00:34:39,065 --> 00:34:40,109 Of course. 597 00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:46,376 In your notes. 598 00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:50,640 Do you like limoncello? 599 00:34:50,641 --> 00:34:53,078 Oh, I'm more of a cherry jello person. 600 00:34:53,079 --> 00:34:56,124 Oh. No, no, no. Limoncello. 601 00:34:56,125 --> 00:35:00,911 It is, um, it is a dessert liquor. 602 00:35:00,912 --> 00:35:03,914 Oh. Oh, no, I don't know it. 603 00:35:03,915 --> 00:35:07,657 We'll have it in my hotel room. Upstairs. 604 00:35:07,658 --> 00:35:09,747 Hmm? 605 00:35:20,541 --> 00:35:22,237 All clear, boss. 606 00:35:22,238 --> 00:35:26,154 Okay. Well, um, you guys can wait outside 607 00:35:26,155 --> 00:35:28,766 while we finish our business. 608 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:31,899 We don't think this is a good idea. 609 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:34,815 Would you say that to a male mob boss? No. 610 00:35:34,816 --> 00:35:39,429 Please! It's been three long years. Come on. 611 00:35:44,695 --> 00:35:45,957 Thank you. Yes! 612 00:35:47,829 --> 00:35:49,744 Ciao. 613 00:35:57,665 --> 00:36:00,407 Oh, come on. Oh, my God. 614 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,763 Oh, you know what? I don't think I can hold on. 615 00:36:09,764 --> 00:36:11,243 I've just gotta pee real quick. 616 00:36:11,244 --> 00:36:12,548 I know. I'm sorry. 617 00:36:12,549 --> 00:36:14,202 I'll make it real quick. Come on. Ah! 618 00:36:14,203 --> 00:36:15,683 All right. 619 00:36:19,165 --> 00:36:20,166 Okay. 620 00:37:25,405 --> 00:37:26,406 Right. 621 00:37:27,276 --> 00:37:28,451 So much better. 622 00:37:29,017 --> 00:37:30,236 There she is. 623 00:37:41,638 --> 00:37:43,596 Oh. 624 00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:46,425 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 625 00:37:46,426 --> 00:37:48,688 Oh, so sorry, I must take this. 626 00:37:48,689 --> 00:37:51,386 Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine. 627 00:37:51,387 --> 00:37:52,910 - Wait. - I will. 628 00:38:17,370 --> 00:38:18,457 Let's try this again. 629 00:38:18,458 --> 00:38:20,416 Oh, okay. 630 00:38:26,422 --> 00:38:28,729 Salute. 631 00:38:34,387 --> 00:38:36,911 Oh, Oh, yeah. 632 00:38:41,132 --> 00:38:46,006 Oh, my God. If you told me three days ago 633 00:38:46,007 --> 00:38:49,226 that I would be in a hotel room in Italy with a 634 00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:51,577 handsome mob boss, 635 00:38:51,578 --> 00:38:53,666 then I would say you are crazy. 636 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:54,884 But here I am! 637 00:38:54,885 --> 00:38:56,886 Yes. Yes, but not for long. 638 00:38:56,887 --> 00:38:59,236 Oh, don't remind me. I fly home at the end of the week 639 00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:00,455 and there's still so much I wanna see. 640 00:39:00,456 --> 00:39:02,805 I wanna go to the Amalfi coast. Pompei. 641 00:39:02,806 --> 00:39:04,678 The Vaticano! 642 00:39:06,114 --> 00:39:08,289 Too bad you won't see any of those things. 643 00:39:08,290 --> 00:39:11,859 Oh, no? Why? Because we'll be too busy making love? 644 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:19,388 Don Romano does not make love to dead women. 645 00:39:20,346 --> 00:39:22,129 What? 646 00:39:22,130 --> 00:39:24,958 The poison I put in your drink 647 00:39:24,959 --> 00:39:27,439 should be travelling to your heart by now. 648 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,355 - Oh, my God. - Soon, 649 00:39:30,356 --> 00:39:31,747 your lungs will collapse. 650 00:39:31,748 --> 00:39:33,184 Oh, my God. 651 00:39:37,754 --> 00:39:39,452 Oh, my God. No... 652 00:39:40,888 --> 00:39:42,324 Hey, Aldo! 653 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:50,244 You are a Balbano. 654 00:39:50,245 --> 00:39:52,681 My uncle killed your father. 655 00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:56,206 One day you will come for me and the rest of my family. 656 00:39:56,207 --> 00:39:59,080 Eventually, we all seek revenge... 657 00:40:01,778 --> 00:40:03,300 like Vito Corleone. 658 00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:04,651 I never saw The Godfather. 659 00:40:05,434 --> 00:40:09,916 No! It was The Godfather Part Two! 660 00:40:09,917 --> 00:40:11,221 Okay, okay. 661 00:40:11,222 --> 00:40:12,441 Stupid American woman! 662 00:40:13,616 --> 00:40:16,009 Your family is in chaos. 663 00:40:16,010 --> 00:40:18,708 Soon the Romanos will be the only... 664 00:40:22,669 --> 00:40:25,453 southern family here... 665 00:40:25,454 --> 00:40:27,238 in... in... 666 00:40:30,372 --> 00:40:31,895 in Lazio. 667 00:40:33,244 --> 00:40:34,289 Are you okay? 668 00:40:35,290 --> 00:40:36,422 Am I okay? 669 00:40:37,161 --> 00:40:38,162 I'm okay. 670 00:40:39,555 --> 00:40:41,077 Oh, my God. 671 00:40:41,078 --> 00:40:43,166 Right. 672 00:40:43,167 --> 00:40:46,039 I switched our glasses while you were on the phone. 673 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,520 I'm so sorry. 674 00:40:48,521 --> 00:40:50,783 It's just that you poured me a way bigger portion 675 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:53,176 and I didn't know if I was gonna like limoncello. 676 00:40:53,177 --> 00:40:54,787 And I didn't wanna be rude because, 677 00:40:54,788 --> 00:40:57,006 typically I don't like lemon-flavored things. 678 00:40:57,007 --> 00:40:59,661 I think it's because I took a lot of lemon-flavored Augmentin when I was a child. 679 00:40:59,662 --> 00:41:01,621 It's an antibiotic and it's really disgusting. 680 00:41:07,409 --> 00:41:09,150 Oh. 681 00:41:10,586 --> 00:41:11,892 Three years. 682 00:41:13,502 --> 00:41:15,548 - Ooh. - Ah. 683 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:21,118 Oh, my God! What do I do? 684 00:41:21,902 --> 00:41:23,294 What do I do? 685 00:41:24,513 --> 00:41:26,340 Jenny. Oh, my God, yeah, of course. 686 00:41:26,341 --> 00:41:29,038 Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Please, Jenny, please. 687 00:41:29,039 --> 00:41:31,867 Please answer the phone. Please, please God. 688 00:41:31,868 --> 00:41:33,782 Oh, please answer. Okay. 689 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:35,916 Sven. Yeah. [OVER PHONE] Oh. 690 00:41:39,267 --> 00:41:41,355 Okay, think about it. 691 00:41:41,356 --> 00:41:43,792 - Okay, Jenny. - Yeah. Okay. 692 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:47,448 Hey, hey. Find any hot Italian men yet? 693 00:41:47,449 --> 00:41:50,190 Uh, yes. Lorenzo. 694 00:41:50,191 --> 00:41:54,020 - You fuck him yet? - Uh, he tried to kill me. And... 695 00:41:54,021 --> 00:41:55,500 With his penis? 696 00:41:55,501 --> 00:41:58,024 What? No, no, with poison. I... 697 00:41:58,025 --> 00:41:59,940 A poisoned penis? 698 00:42:00,897 --> 00:42:02,681 Slow down. Lorenzo did what? 699 00:42:02,682 --> 00:42:05,074 No, no. Not Lorenzo. Carlo. 700 00:42:05,075 --> 00:42:06,293 Wait, who the fuck is Carlo? 701 00:42:06,294 --> 00:42:08,730 Oh, my God. He is this super-hot mob boss 702 00:42:08,731 --> 00:42:10,950 who I had dinner with. But then he tried to poison me. 703 00:42:10,951 --> 00:42:12,125 So, I switched our drinks. 704 00:42:12,126 --> 00:42:13,561 And now he's dead. 705 00:42:13,562 --> 00:42:15,128 Could I go to jail for this? 706 00:42:15,129 --> 00:42:17,086 No. A little poison switch-a-roo? 707 00:42:17,087 --> 00:42:18,827 It's classic self-defense. 708 00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:21,482 Oh, my God, I killed a Mafia boss. 709 00:42:21,483 --> 00:42:23,137 I am a dead woman. 710 00:42:33,713 --> 00:42:34,975 Everything okay in there? 711 00:42:36,454 --> 00:42:37,804 Oh, my God. 712 00:42:41,938 --> 00:42:44,201 Oh, my God. 713 00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:48,292 Ah! 714 00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:00,957 You are terrible at playing dead. 715 00:43:02,698 --> 00:43:05,918 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God, it's you. 716 00:43:05,919 --> 00:43:10,009 - Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. - Kristin, please stop. 717 00:43:10,010 --> 00:43:12,360 Oh, my God. Thank you. 718 00:43:13,361 --> 00:43:15,189 Is that a cannoli in your pocket? 719 00:43:18,453 --> 00:43:21,717 So you fucked him? No, he died first. 720 00:43:22,675 --> 00:43:24,980 You missed something. 721 00:43:24,981 --> 00:43:28,115 When he came, he screamed like a woman. 722 00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:31,639 You... Right. 723 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,470 Um, well, I guess that might have been fun? 724 00:43:37,254 --> 00:43:39,212 - You took a shower? - Yes. 725 00:43:39,213 --> 00:43:42,781 I took a shower because it usually calms me down, but... 726 00:43:42,782 --> 00:43:44,347 I've never seen a dead body before. 727 00:43:44,348 --> 00:43:46,001 And now I've seen three. Three! 728 00:43:46,002 --> 00:43:47,568 I mean, I live a very boring life. 729 00:43:47,569 --> 00:43:49,657 I am such a boring person. I'm a boring woman. 730 00:43:49,658 --> 00:43:51,572 Seriously, I don't do anything with my life. I don't go out. 731 00:43:51,573 --> 00:43:53,139 I just do everything for everybody else. 732 00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:55,881 Those monsters will stop at nothing 733 00:43:55,882 --> 00:43:57,447 until we're all dead 734 00:43:57,448 --> 00:43:59,275 and they're the only family in Lazio. 735 00:43:59,276 --> 00:44:01,582 I have an idea. I think I should go home. 736 00:44:01,583 --> 00:44:02,715 I don't think I belong here. 737 00:44:03,716 --> 00:44:05,412 - Did you not hear me? - What? 738 00:44:05,413 --> 00:44:07,283 If you leave now, they will follow you 739 00:44:07,284 --> 00:44:09,330 and they will not stop until you're dead. 740 00:44:10,592 --> 00:44:11,853 This is good. 741 00:44:11,854 --> 00:44:14,073 How? How is this good? 742 00:44:14,074 --> 00:44:17,990 This will send a message to the Romanos that our family is strong. 743 00:44:17,991 --> 00:44:21,297 You're the boss. And the boss takes care of business. 744 00:44:21,298 --> 00:44:22,559 You did good. 745 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,127 What? I murdered someone! 746 00:44:25,128 --> 00:44:26,389 - Brava. - Brava. 747 00:44:26,390 --> 00:44:27,913 No, no, no, no. 748 00:44:27,914 --> 00:44:30,176 Do not "brava" me. I am bad. I did a bad thing. 749 00:44:30,177 --> 00:44:32,701 Oh, my God, I just want my Eat, Pray, Love. 750 00:44:36,836 --> 00:44:38,098 What is he... 751 00:44:45,758 --> 00:44:48,195 Ciao, Carletto. 752 00:45:36,373 --> 00:45:37,374 Bruno! 753 00:46:06,186 --> 00:46:07,230 Mmm. 754 00:46:12,714 --> 00:46:15,629 We have to kill those Romanos before they kill us! 755 00:46:15,630 --> 00:46:16,761 And I mean on purpose! 756 00:46:16,762 --> 00:46:18,632 No more accidentally saving the day! 757 00:46:18,633 --> 00:46:20,025 You could be a little nicer to me, you know. 758 00:46:20,026 --> 00:46:21,287 I just killed someone. 759 00:46:21,288 --> 00:46:23,463 I'm a very good person. I'm a good mother. 760 00:46:23,464 --> 00:46:24,551 I would do anything for my son. 761 00:46:24,552 --> 00:46:25,857 I do everything for everyone. 762 00:46:25,858 --> 00:46:27,336 Even animals, I can't even kill a bug. 763 00:46:27,337 --> 00:46:29,077 I put it under a little cup, and I take it outside, 764 00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:31,819 and whisper, "Go. Be free. Go live your life." 765 00:46:31,820 --> 00:46:34,256 And I imagine them building a new home and a new life. 766 00:46:34,257 --> 00:46:37,260 How are we supposed to appear strong when she is... 767 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,522 this? 768 00:46:39,523 --> 00:46:42,395 These Romanos will never negotiate peace on good terms. 769 00:46:42,396 --> 00:46:45,316 Why are we negotiating at all? Why don't we just give them what they want? 770 00:46:46,443 --> 00:46:48,836 They want control over all of our territories. 771 00:46:48,837 --> 00:46:50,316 So, why don't we just give it to them? 772 00:46:50,317 --> 00:46:52,492 How do you expect us to make money? 773 00:46:52,493 --> 00:46:53,973 I don't know! 774 00:46:56,758 --> 00:46:58,324 What is it we do, anyway? 775 00:46:58,325 --> 00:46:59,978 Drugs. Counterfeit bags. 776 00:46:59,979 --> 00:47:01,457 Guns. Gambling. 777 00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:05,461 Uh, so far I have heard nothing that is either legal 778 00:47:05,462 --> 00:47:07,073 or moral. 779 00:47:08,422 --> 00:47:10,163 Because... you know, 780 00:47:11,033 --> 00:47:13,208 we are the fucking Mafia! 781 00:47:13,209 --> 00:47:14,820 You... 782 00:47:18,824 --> 00:47:22,696 Let him go. He just needs to blow off some steam. 783 00:47:22,697 --> 00:47:26,178 Oh, yeah? So do I. I am completely overwhelmed! 784 00:47:26,179 --> 00:47:28,876 This is supposed to be my vacation. 785 00:47:28,877 --> 00:47:30,878 - What are you doing? - I'm confirming my date 786 00:47:30,879 --> 00:47:31,966 with Lorenzo because that was the deal. 787 00:47:31,967 --> 00:47:33,620 But we are in the middle of a war. 788 00:47:33,621 --> 00:47:35,883 No. You are in the middle of a war. 789 00:47:35,884 --> 00:47:37,885 I am sick of doing everything for everybody else! 790 00:47:37,886 --> 00:47:39,626 I'm gonna do something for me. 791 00:47:39,627 --> 00:47:41,584 You cannot be in public right now. 792 00:47:41,585 --> 00:47:42,890 Oh, I'm not going to be in public. 793 00:47:42,891 --> 00:47:44,674 I'm going to have dinner at his place. 794 00:47:44,675 --> 00:47:46,720 He is simple and adorable. 795 00:47:46,721 --> 00:47:48,941 And... I just wanna be alone with him. 796 00:47:53,032 --> 00:47:54,902 These are my cousins. 797 00:47:54,903 --> 00:47:57,774 I come from a very conservative family 798 00:47:57,775 --> 00:47:59,821 and they wanna protect... 799 00:48:01,562 --> 00:48:02,911 my virtue. 800 00:48:08,351 --> 00:48:11,310 I guess it will be a family affair. Please. 801 00:48:11,311 --> 00:48:13,486 Okay. Thank you. 802 00:48:13,487 --> 00:48:15,447 - It's good to see you. - It's so good to see you. 803 00:48:17,621 --> 00:48:21,407 Hi. Thank you for having us in your home which is beautiful. 804 00:48:21,408 --> 00:48:25,106 Welcome to my aunt's place. Oh, my God, it's totally magical. 805 00:48:25,107 --> 00:48:26,673 Yeah. 806 00:48:26,674 --> 00:48:29,589 Who is this? He looks like such a naughty little hobbit. 807 00:48:29,590 --> 00:48:31,939 - Yeah. It's my uncle, Ernesto. - Oh. 808 00:48:31,940 --> 00:48:34,724 - He recently died. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 809 00:48:34,725 --> 00:48:37,162 Yes, we are. That's why I moved in. 810 00:48:37,163 --> 00:48:39,468 - Oh, I see. - But I am 811 00:48:39,469 --> 00:48:42,819 naming my own pasta line this year. 812 00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:44,865 - This is your pasta line? - It is. 813 00:48:44,866 --> 00:48:46,693 Oh, my God, that is so exciting. 814 00:48:46,694 --> 00:48:48,565 You guys, look at this. This is his. 815 00:48:54,658 --> 00:48:57,486 Oh, Lord in Heaven, I have never eaten 816 00:48:57,487 --> 00:48:59,010 homemade pasta before. 817 00:48:59,011 --> 00:49:01,100 Mmm, so good. 818 00:49:05,626 --> 00:49:07,975 You know, it's... it's nice 819 00:49:07,976 --> 00:49:10,500 to be with a woman who appreciates my cooking. 820 00:49:11,588 --> 00:49:12,762 Yeah. My ex never did. 821 00:49:12,763 --> 00:49:14,808 Ah, she sounds like a monster. 822 00:49:14,809 --> 00:49:18,203 Oh, no. I didn't mean to bring her up again. Forget it. 823 00:49:18,204 --> 00:49:20,205 No, it's okay. I get it. 824 00:49:20,206 --> 00:49:22,598 I mean, my husband, my ex-husband 825 00:49:22,599 --> 00:49:24,209 was a total man-child. 826 00:49:24,210 --> 00:49:26,646 I mean, he made everything about himself. 827 00:49:26,647 --> 00:49:28,909 And his band and his cheesy lyrics. 828 00:49:28,910 --> 00:49:30,433 That sounds horrible. 829 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:42,618 I'd convinced myself that 830 00:49:42,619 --> 00:49:47,319 his passion was more important than mine. Like an idiot. 831 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,624 But even with our son, 832 00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:50,409 divorcing Paul, I swear to God, 833 00:49:50,410 --> 00:49:52,106 it was the best decision I ever made. 834 00:49:52,107 --> 00:49:53,412 Oh, you have a child? 835 00:49:53,413 --> 00:49:56,154 Yes! Yes, I'll show you. Here he is. 836 00:49:56,155 --> 00:49:59,113 There. That's Domenick. He's my baby. 837 00:49:59,114 --> 00:50:01,464 He's a really good kid. 838 00:50:11,518 --> 00:50:13,040 Last bite. 839 00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:14,215 For me? 840 00:50:14,216 --> 00:50:16,043 The most precious. Yes. 841 00:50:16,044 --> 00:50:17,089 Okay. 842 00:50:25,401 --> 00:50:28,055 Oh, your pasta. 843 00:50:28,056 --> 00:50:30,318 It's the greatest thing I've ever had in my mouth. 844 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:31,886 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 845 00:50:38,545 --> 00:50:39,588 Are your cousins okay with this? 846 00:50:39,589 --> 00:50:40,850 Yeah, they're fine. Just kiss me. 847 00:50:40,851 --> 00:50:42,548 Shit. No, no, no. 848 00:50:42,549 --> 00:50:44,028 Oh, God, I forgot. 849 00:50:44,029 --> 00:50:45,769 I've got this work Zoom meeting. 850 00:50:46,379 --> 00:50:48,293 Oh, my God. Cousins! 851 00:50:48,294 --> 00:50:51,078 I have to go. Rain check? I'm sorry. I just... 852 00:50:51,079 --> 00:50:52,679 It's a really important meeting that I... 853 00:50:53,516 --> 00:50:55,300 I totally forgot about it. Um... 854 00:50:55,301 --> 00:50:57,738 Thank you for having us. I will call you. 855 00:51:04,745 --> 00:51:07,616 I can't believe this. Stupid work. 856 00:51:07,617 --> 00:51:09,096 I'm enjoying myself for the first time in years, 857 00:51:09,097 --> 00:51:10,924 and I have to do this dumb work Zoom. 858 00:51:10,925 --> 00:51:13,144 Come on. Quit your job. You are a boss now. 859 00:51:13,145 --> 00:51:15,668 Oh. I can't just quit my job. People are counting on me. 860 00:51:15,669 --> 00:51:17,018 Hmm. Ma. 861 00:51:23,764 --> 00:51:25,199 Ma. 862 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,114 Are you okay? 863 00:51:27,115 --> 00:51:29,116 My mother had another dizzy spell 864 00:51:29,117 --> 00:51:32,337 and she has no more medication now. Okay. Okay? 865 00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:35,515 She can't afford it. The SSN doesn't cover these new American drugs. 866 00:51:37,995 --> 00:51:39,300 I know a pharmacist. 867 00:51:39,301 --> 00:51:40,910 We go tomorrow, okay? 868 00:51:40,911 --> 00:51:42,782 No, no, you should go tonight. Go take care of it tonight. 869 00:51:42,783 --> 00:51:44,131 Yeah, but we must protect you. 870 00:51:44,132 --> 00:51:45,524 - He is right. - No, family first. 871 00:51:45,525 --> 00:51:46,569 I'm okay. I'll be fine. 872 00:51:47,962 --> 00:51:49,137 Oh, Kristin. 873 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,007 Would you mind to put this 874 00:51:51,008 --> 00:51:52,528 - into the fridge, please? - Yes, sure. 875 00:52:00,235 --> 00:52:02,193 Come on. So late. 876 00:52:02,194 --> 00:52:04,369 Okay. 877 00:52:04,370 --> 00:52:06,241 Here we go. 878 00:52:09,940 --> 00:52:11,158 Oh. 879 00:52:11,159 --> 00:52:14,510 I can't wear this. Oh, what am I... Oh, God. 880 00:52:18,601 --> 00:52:20,125 Ugh, right. Uh... 881 00:52:21,387 --> 00:52:23,693 Come on, hurry, quick, quick! 882 00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:28,959 Okay. 883 00:52:33,181 --> 00:52:35,530 Hey, nice of you to finally join us. 884 00:52:35,531 --> 00:52:37,402 Sorry, the... 885 00:52:37,403 --> 00:52:39,665 the time difference is a little crazy, so... 886 00:52:39,666 --> 00:52:41,667 So, where are we with Restylane? 887 00:52:41,668 --> 00:52:43,930 Right, yes, okay. Um, so first: 888 00:52:43,931 --> 00:52:46,411 Restylane makes women feel great about themselves, right? 889 00:52:46,412 --> 00:52:48,021 So, I was thinking we open on a woman 890 00:52:48,022 --> 00:52:50,632 alone, drinking some fine wine, 891 00:52:50,633 --> 00:52:52,808 longingly perusing a travel brochure. 892 00:52:52,809 --> 00:52:54,549 Mmm. I'm not really hearing anything that pops. 893 00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:56,682 I mean, you know, you gotta grab them in the first few seconds. 894 00:52:56,683 --> 00:52:59,250 But I just started. 895 00:52:59,251 --> 00:53:02,209 Hey, you know who's really great at this? 896 00:53:02,210 --> 00:53:04,646 Just riff, give us some of that Randy magic. 897 00:53:04,647 --> 00:53:05,909 Go ahead and mute her. 898 00:53:09,609 --> 00:53:10,696 All right. 899 00:53:10,697 --> 00:53:11,958 Help me! 900 00:53:11,959 --> 00:53:13,264 And I'm just spitballing, all right. 901 00:53:13,265 --> 00:53:15,483 But I'm thinking, woman on a jet-ski? 902 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:16,615 Aw, that's fresh. 903 00:53:16,616 --> 00:53:18,399 Yeah, but how do we get there? 904 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,446 No! S.O.S.! 905 00:53:21,447 --> 00:53:24,449 We open up on this attractive but, you know, older woman. 906 00:53:24,450 --> 00:53:25,928 Not too old, right? 907 00:53:25,929 --> 00:53:27,321 Help me! 908 00:53:27,322 --> 00:53:30,194 Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no, please. 909 00:53:30,195 --> 00:53:33,980 I'm thinking tight, hot, early forties type role, you know what I'm saying? 910 00:53:33,981 --> 00:53:35,721 Oh, my God. 911 00:53:35,722 --> 00:53:38,550 You are much more attractive than your grandfather. 912 00:53:38,551 --> 00:53:40,030 Oh, my God. 913 00:53:41,467 --> 00:53:42,598 No! No, no! 914 00:53:44,034 --> 00:53:45,905 So, you know, she minding her business, 915 00:53:45,906 --> 00:53:47,341 walking through the desert like people do. 916 00:53:47,342 --> 00:53:49,996 That's a great metaphor for a tired woman 917 00:53:49,997 --> 00:53:51,954 with a face that's so marked by time. 918 00:53:51,955 --> 00:53:53,260 Mmm. 919 00:53:53,261 --> 00:53:55,175 Sit down! 920 00:53:55,176 --> 00:53:57,656 No, no, no. Please don't. 921 00:53:57,657 --> 00:54:00,441 Please don't hurt me. Please. No, no. 922 00:54:00,442 --> 00:54:04,837 Oh, God, no. No entrata. Absolutely no entrata. No. 923 00:54:04,838 --> 00:54:07,361 You like salsiccia e friarelli? 924 00:54:07,362 --> 00:54:11,278 No. No sausages. I'm strictly vegetariano. No, thank you. 925 00:54:11,279 --> 00:54:13,193 Very spicy. 926 00:54:13,194 --> 00:54:16,022 Spicy? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No! 927 00:54:16,023 --> 00:54:19,155 Please, no. Please don't. No. 928 00:54:19,156 --> 00:54:21,289 No, no, no. Please don't. 929 00:54:22,595 --> 00:54:23,770 No, no, no. 930 00:54:24,684 --> 00:54:26,162 Fucking belt. 931 00:54:26,163 --> 00:54:29,557 She looks lonely. She looks... 932 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:31,385 - She looks her age, bro. - She does. 933 00:54:31,386 --> 00:54:33,170 No woman should look her age. 934 00:54:37,044 --> 00:54:38,958 Crotch! Eye! 935 00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:40,612 Crotch! Eye! 936 00:54:40,613 --> 00:54:41,917 And like a blessing from the heavens, 937 00:54:41,918 --> 00:54:43,658 the sky opens up and it starts to rain. 938 00:54:43,659 --> 00:54:44,964 Then she looks down and she realizes, 939 00:54:44,965 --> 00:54:46,400 "Oh, my God, I'm on a jet-ski." 940 00:54:46,401 --> 00:54:49,142 Restylane Lyft gives her a second youth. 941 00:54:49,143 --> 00:54:51,536 Yeah. A return to life. 942 00:54:51,537 --> 00:54:52,667 I love that pose. 943 00:54:52,668 --> 00:54:54,234 Crotch! Crotch! 944 00:54:54,235 --> 00:54:56,063 Eye! Crotch! 945 00:54:57,064 --> 00:54:59,718 Restylane Kysse plumps her lips. 946 00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,851 Crotch! Eye! 947 00:55:06,987 --> 00:55:08,857 Makes them kissable. 948 00:55:08,858 --> 00:55:10,033 Rejuvenated. 949 00:55:14,951 --> 00:55:16,735 You got water, you got wetness. 950 00:55:16,736 --> 00:55:17,911 Whole lot of wetness. 951 00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:21,653 Fuck you! 952 00:55:21,654 --> 00:55:24,482 When was the last time you saw a thigh gap like that? 953 00:55:24,483 --> 00:55:27,311 Fuck you, Randy! 954 00:55:27,312 --> 00:55:30,053 - Now she's kissable. - Oh, fuck you, Wayne! 955 00:55:31,011 --> 00:55:33,448 - Wow. - Oh, fuck you, Hank! 956 00:55:36,059 --> 00:55:38,887 And you, you fucking creepy pervert! 957 00:55:38,888 --> 00:55:40,368 Fuck you! 958 00:55:42,588 --> 00:55:46,199 And then she just rides off into the distance. 959 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,158 Soft, youthful... 960 00:55:48,855 --> 00:55:50,552 and wet. 961 00:55:54,164 --> 00:55:55,904 Randy, that was superb. 962 00:55:55,905 --> 00:55:57,080 Okay. 963 00:55:58,168 --> 00:55:59,473 See that, Kristin? 964 00:55:59,474 --> 00:56:00,997 That's how it's done. 965 00:56:01,955 --> 00:56:03,130 Unmute. 966 00:56:04,523 --> 00:56:06,393 Kristin. 967 00:56:06,394 --> 00:56:07,874 Hey, tell me you heard Randy's pitch. 968 00:56:09,223 --> 00:56:11,225 Oh, Kristin? 969 00:56:12,444 --> 00:56:13,575 Are you drunk? 970 00:56:15,490 --> 00:56:19,841 Oh, man. I really hoped this day would never come 971 00:56:19,842 --> 00:56:22,278 but I'm gonna have to let you go. 972 00:56:22,279 --> 00:56:25,370 By the way, you have some pasta sauce on your face. 973 00:56:27,415 --> 00:56:28,850 You know what? 974 00:56:28,851 --> 00:56:30,548 Fuck you! 975 00:56:30,549 --> 00:56:33,768 Whoa! That's gratitude for you. 976 00:56:33,769 --> 00:56:35,031 - Highly unnecessary. - Toxic. 977 00:56:38,470 --> 00:56:40,341 Oh, God. 978 00:58:01,030 --> 00:58:03,989 Hmm? 979 00:58:03,990 --> 00:58:06,121 You left quite a mess at the villa. 980 00:58:06,122 --> 00:58:08,515 You need to tell us when things like this happen, 981 00:58:08,516 --> 00:58:10,256 so we don't have to worry 982 00:58:10,257 --> 00:58:12,519 whether or not you are currently alive. 983 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,695 Oh, fine. So, next time someone tries to murder me, 984 00:58:14,696 --> 00:58:15,870 I'll be sure to let you know. 985 00:58:15,871 --> 00:58:17,611 Grazie. 986 00:58:17,612 --> 00:58:20,222 Now, the Romanos want to meet today. 987 00:58:20,223 --> 00:58:23,399 Oh, so they can try to kill me again? Huh! 988 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,664 I thought once you'd had sex, you would calm down a bit. 989 00:58:26,665 --> 00:58:27,926 Hey, I've been here two days 990 00:58:27,927 --> 00:58:29,275 and I've been almost murdered twice. 991 00:58:29,276 --> 00:58:30,581 That's one per day. 992 00:58:30,582 --> 00:58:32,974 I'm gonna need a lot more sex to calm me down! 993 00:58:32,975 --> 00:58:34,281 I know a man. 994 00:58:35,587 --> 00:58:38,284 Stop with your cousin, please. 995 00:58:38,285 --> 00:58:40,634 They're prepared to make some concessions. 996 00:58:40,635 --> 00:58:42,244 We have the upper hand. 997 00:58:42,245 --> 00:58:44,464 They've agreed to a public meeting. 998 00:58:44,465 --> 00:58:46,205 Fabrizio will be there with you. 999 00:58:46,206 --> 00:58:49,208 I can't be there because it's only family. 1000 00:58:49,209 --> 00:58:51,471 Fine. But I wanna meet at La Bottega del Gelato 1001 00:58:51,472 --> 00:58:52,907 because it has a five-star rating. 1002 00:58:52,908 --> 00:58:55,519 And I never have gelato. And I have been dying to go! 1003 00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,478 - But we have... - That's an order! 1004 00:58:58,479 --> 00:59:00,915 Mmm. Mmm! 1005 00:59:00,916 --> 00:59:04,397 Look, I am tired of this war. 1006 00:59:04,398 --> 00:59:06,355 Oh, my gosh, Tripadvisor does not lie. 1007 00:59:06,356 --> 00:59:08,663 My family is tired of this war. 1008 00:59:09,272 --> 00:59:10,708 It's got to stop. 1009 00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:13,145 We couldn't agree more. 1010 00:59:13,146 --> 00:59:17,498 You killed our boss, and our best killer. 1011 00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:20,065 All by yourself. 1012 00:59:20,066 --> 00:59:22,459 Does your offer for Formia stand? 1013 00:59:23,678 --> 00:59:25,854 Yes. Absoluto. 1014 00:59:28,161 --> 00:59:31,468 So, we are at peace then, Mammone? 1015 00:59:38,171 --> 00:59:39,564 We are at peace... 1016 00:59:43,045 --> 00:59:44,351 Donna Balbano. 1017 00:59:56,493 --> 00:59:57,669 Oh. 1018 01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:05,633 Well, there you go. 1019 01:00:06,634 --> 01:00:08,027 Can I get another scoop? 1020 01:00:33,618 --> 01:00:35,140 You really impressed me. 1021 01:00:35,141 --> 01:00:36,837 Oh, yeah, the meeting 1022 01:00:36,838 --> 01:00:38,534 went better than I thought it would. 1023 01:00:38,535 --> 01:00:40,406 Because you terrified them. 1024 01:00:40,407 --> 01:00:43,976 Last night was a true work of art. 1025 01:00:45,412 --> 01:00:48,023 You have rage, Kristin. 1026 01:00:48,937 --> 01:00:50,459 Wild, 1027 01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:52,941 passionate, deep rage. 1028 01:00:54,464 --> 01:00:55,552 I like it. 1029 01:00:57,163 --> 01:01:00,601 Okay. 1030 01:01:02,124 --> 01:01:04,431 You know, it wasn't just blood on Bruno. 1031 01:01:05,737 --> 01:01:09,174 It was mushy, thick. 1032 01:01:09,175 --> 01:01:13,353 Bits of his scrotum were stuffed in his eye socket. 1033 01:01:13,788 --> 01:01:14,833 Mmm. 1034 01:01:16,356 --> 01:01:18,618 And that's why they listened to you. 1035 01:01:18,619 --> 01:01:21,404 Because he had bits of his scrotum stuffed in his eye socket? 1036 01:01:22,231 --> 01:01:23,841 Maybe. 1037 01:01:23,842 --> 01:01:26,671 And that's how you earned rispetto. 1038 01:01:27,889 --> 01:01:30,413 You'll fit right into this family! 1039 01:01:31,850 --> 01:01:33,068 Give me your hand. 1040 01:01:34,113 --> 01:01:35,288 What, uh... 1041 01:01:36,332 --> 01:01:38,203 Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't have to. 1042 01:01:38,204 --> 01:01:39,291 - Yeah. - You should... No, no. 1043 01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:40,596 Oh, it's too big. I don't... 1044 01:01:40,597 --> 01:01:42,034 Mmm. 1045 01:01:43,775 --> 01:01:45,951 Yeah, it fits pretty well. 1046 01:01:46,691 --> 01:01:47,735 And now... 1047 01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:50,606 give me some "grrrr." 1048 01:01:50,607 --> 01:01:52,131 Be the leopard! 1049 01:01:53,088 --> 01:01:55,134 What, uh... 1050 01:01:56,091 --> 01:01:58,180 No, no. 1051 01:01:59,138 --> 01:02:00,486 No, no, no. 1052 01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:03,228 No fur ball. No espresso machine. 1053 01:02:03,229 --> 01:02:04,709 Just... 1054 01:02:11,367 --> 01:02:12,717 This one. This one. This one. 1055 01:02:14,414 --> 01:02:15,415 Bye. 1056 01:02:17,591 --> 01:02:19,462 Okay. Thank you. 1057 01:02:20,202 --> 01:02:21,682 Oh, my God. 1058 01:02:23,336 --> 01:02:25,555 What the fuck? 1059 01:02:28,950 --> 01:02:30,299 Are you kidding me? 1060 01:02:44,836 --> 01:02:47,839 Oh, God. 1061 01:02:48,665 --> 01:02:51,189 Oh, Bianca. 1062 01:02:51,190 --> 01:02:52,407 You know, a month ago, 1063 01:02:52,408 --> 01:02:54,758 I was feeding the homeless in Long Beach. 1064 01:02:54,759 --> 01:02:58,196 I mean, I help old people cross the road all the time. 1065 01:02:58,197 --> 01:03:01,199 I am a good person. 1066 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,898 Of course you are. You made peace. 1067 01:03:04,899 --> 01:03:08,033 Yeah, but at what cost? I feel like Michael Corleone. 1068 01:03:09,599 --> 01:03:10,948 You saw the movie? 1069 01:03:10,949 --> 01:03:13,690 No. I read the Wikipedia summary. 1070 01:03:15,431 --> 01:03:19,652 Kristin, the world isn't black and white. 1071 01:03:19,653 --> 01:03:22,655 Your grandfather took care of my family. 1072 01:03:22,656 --> 01:03:24,744 He put my mother through school 1073 01:03:24,745 --> 01:03:27,008 - and gave us shelter and food. - Huh. 1074 01:03:28,531 --> 01:03:30,795 And bought me this leg. 1075 01:03:32,144 --> 01:03:35,102 I owe him everything. 1076 01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:38,279 My point is, just because you're a Mafia boss, 1077 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,847 doesn't mean you have to be a bad person. 1078 01:03:40,848 --> 01:03:43,284 Right. Right. 1079 01:03:43,285 --> 01:03:45,679 Wait, what did you say about your leg? 1080 01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:50,770 When I was 13, a truck hit my Vespa. 1081 01:03:50,771 --> 01:03:52,554 Oh, my God! 1082 01:03:52,555 --> 01:03:54,774 All the kids made fun of me. 1083 01:03:54,775 --> 01:03:56,210 Oh. 1084 01:03:56,211 --> 01:04:01,650 But Don Balbano came to our house with a big box. 1085 01:04:01,651 --> 01:04:04,698 And he brought me a prosthetic leg. 1086 01:04:05,830 --> 01:04:07,570 It changed my life. 1087 01:04:08,658 --> 01:04:11,226 Wow. I mean, jeez, I... 1088 01:04:12,706 --> 01:04:14,707 I didn't even... 1089 01:04:14,708 --> 01:04:16,666 Couldn't tell. Looks so real. 1090 01:04:18,233 --> 01:04:20,408 Precision Swiss technology. 1091 01:04:20,409 --> 01:04:23,672 - Upgraded every five years. - Huh. 1092 01:04:23,673 --> 01:04:25,805 So, Kristin, I'm living proof 1093 01:04:25,806 --> 01:04:28,939 that you can do a lot of good with the power you have. 1094 01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:31,464 It's not about losing yourself. 1095 01:04:32,378 --> 01:04:35,860 It's about becoming yourself. 1096 01:04:37,644 --> 01:04:41,778 But if this isn't what you want, you can leave. 1097 01:04:43,041 --> 01:04:44,129 I can? 1098 01:04:45,304 --> 01:04:46,913 You made peace. 1099 01:04:46,914 --> 01:04:49,525 You can go home to your old life. 1100 01:04:51,223 --> 01:04:52,614 To the old you. 1101 01:04:52,615 --> 01:04:54,921 Oh, no, I don't wanna go back to that me. 1102 01:04:54,922 --> 01:04:56,880 I don't like that one. No, I don't think so. 1103 01:04:56,881 --> 01:04:59,448 Then what do you wanna do? 1104 01:05:00,928 --> 01:05:03,147 Well, 1105 01:05:03,148 --> 01:05:06,020 we're involved in an import/export business, right? 1106 01:05:06,716 --> 01:05:07,804 Mmm-hmm. 1107 01:05:10,155 --> 01:05:11,156 Hmm. 1108 01:05:15,116 --> 01:05:16,422 I think I have an idea. 1109 01:05:18,859 --> 01:05:19,946 It's a win-win, right? 1110 01:05:19,947 --> 01:05:21,469 Because we keep prices low 1111 01:05:21,470 --> 01:05:23,776 and we sell medications to people in Italy 1112 01:05:23,777 --> 01:05:25,952 that they can't usually find at a reasonable rate. 1113 01:05:25,953 --> 01:05:27,693 Because it's not just about profit. 1114 01:05:27,694 --> 01:05:29,652 It's about helping people, right? 1115 01:07:10,536 --> 01:07:12,319 I was just thinking. 1116 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,887 We've been together a few months now 1117 01:07:14,888 --> 01:07:17,455 and I have never been to your place. 1118 01:07:17,456 --> 01:07:19,370 You're still quite secretive. 1119 01:07:19,371 --> 01:07:22,026 I am not secretive. 1120 01:07:23,418 --> 01:07:26,072 I'm not. Come here, I'm gonna take a photo 1121 01:07:26,073 --> 01:07:29,162 of us and the Vaticano. 1122 01:07:29,163 --> 01:07:31,296 Right. Ready? Okay. 1123 01:07:32,558 --> 01:07:34,428 - Yay. - Yay. 1124 01:07:34,429 --> 01:07:37,693 There. Okay. And now I am posting it. 1125 01:07:38,738 --> 01:07:40,826 Immediately. There. 1126 01:07:40,827 --> 01:07:42,262 There we are. Done. 1127 01:07:42,263 --> 01:07:43,917 - Okay. - Mmm-hmm. 1128 01:07:49,705 --> 01:07:51,097 Nicky. Oh, my God, 1129 01:07:51,098 --> 01:07:52,707 I miss you so much. It's my son. 1130 01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:53,926 Who's the dude? 1131 01:07:53,927 --> 01:07:56,711 Uh, he is my pasta teacher. 1132 01:07:56,712 --> 01:07:59,584 We're just out buying double zero flour. 1133 01:07:59,585 --> 01:08:02,761 Okay. I gotta go to class. Um, I love you. 1134 01:08:02,762 --> 01:08:04,068 I love you. 1135 01:08:08,246 --> 01:08:11,074 Pasta teacher? Honestly, I just feel like 1136 01:08:11,075 --> 01:08:12,684 you're not telling me something. 1137 01:08:12,685 --> 01:08:14,425 - Oh, really? - Don't you trust me? 1138 01:08:14,426 --> 01:08:17,602 - Stop it. - Don't you trust me? 1139 01:08:17,603 --> 01:08:19,778 Don't even joke. 1140 01:08:19,779 --> 01:08:21,955 You can tell me anything. 1141 01:08:26,699 --> 01:08:28,048 I love you. 1142 01:08:38,189 --> 01:08:40,146 Oh, my God. Paul? 1143 01:08:40,147 --> 01:08:42,061 - Your Paul? - That Paul? 1144 01:08:42,062 --> 01:08:43,367 Get off me! Who the hell are these guys? 1145 01:08:43,368 --> 01:08:44,890 What the hell are you doing here? 1146 01:08:44,891 --> 01:08:47,327 I flew here to find you. I saw your Insta. 1147 01:08:47,328 --> 01:08:49,852 Dammit. I post one stupid photo. 1148 01:08:51,115 --> 01:08:52,724 He's much weaker than I imagined. 1149 01:08:52,725 --> 01:08:54,682 And I imagined someone very weak. 1150 01:08:54,683 --> 01:08:56,641 - Who's Paul? - I'm her husband! 1151 01:08:56,642 --> 01:08:58,295 No... 1152 01:08:58,296 --> 01:09:00,558 - You are married? - No, we are separated. 1153 01:09:00,559 --> 01:09:02,168 Look, I can see you're a pretty handsome guy 1154 01:09:02,169 --> 01:09:03,517 and you've been having some great sex... 1155 01:09:03,518 --> 01:09:04,910 Dante, please take him back to the villa. 1156 01:09:04,911 --> 01:09:08,392 - Come on, Paul. Let's go. - What, what? Let me go. 1157 01:09:08,393 --> 01:09:10,524 So he gets to go to your place, but I can't? 1158 01:09:10,525 --> 01:09:12,483 No, it's not like that. No. 1159 01:09:12,484 --> 01:09:13,919 You told me you were divorced. 1160 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,181 Well, we may as well be. 1161 01:09:15,182 --> 01:09:16,822 He's a horrible husband who cheated on me. 1162 01:09:17,228 --> 01:09:19,098 - No. No. - No, I mean... 1163 01:09:19,099 --> 01:09:20,926 It's taken me so long to trust again. 1164 01:09:20,927 --> 01:09:22,710 - And I really care about you. - No, no. 1165 01:09:22,711 --> 01:09:25,235 I... I care about you. I care about you so much. 1166 01:09:25,236 --> 01:09:27,151 Then let's be honest with each other. 1167 01:09:28,717 --> 01:09:32,504 Is there anything else you are keeping from me? 1168 01:09:35,246 --> 01:09:37,072 - Hmm? - Um... 1169 01:09:37,073 --> 01:09:39,858 Oh, my God. Um... 1170 01:09:39,859 --> 01:09:43,035 I'm so sorry, I really do have to go deal with this. 1171 01:09:43,036 --> 01:09:45,299 - Okay? I'm sorry. - Sure, go. 1172 01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:48,084 - It's okay. - I'll see you. 1173 01:09:56,919 --> 01:09:58,790 God dammit, Paul. Just stay back! 1174 01:09:58,791 --> 01:10:00,400 I need to pee, please. 1175 01:10:00,401 --> 01:10:02,576 - What did you guys do? - I shut his mouth. 1176 01:10:02,577 --> 01:10:03,882 He's very annoying. 1177 01:10:03,883 --> 01:10:05,362 I need to pee. I can't hold it. 1178 01:10:05,363 --> 01:10:06,929 Okay. Okay. 1179 01:10:07,930 --> 01:10:10,541 Nice and easy. 1180 01:10:10,542 --> 01:10:12,456 Actually, Dante, can you grab some baby oil and Q-tips? 1181 01:10:12,457 --> 01:10:14,153 - I think it'll be... - Ow! 1182 01:10:14,154 --> 01:10:16,764 Dammit! I was just getting over a cold sore. 1183 01:10:16,765 --> 01:10:18,940 The cheater does not deserve your care. 1184 01:10:18,941 --> 01:10:20,942 You told these people about Tracy? 1185 01:10:20,943 --> 01:10:22,292 What the hell is wrong with you? 1186 01:10:22,293 --> 01:10:23,598 Hey. Hey. 1187 01:10:24,773 --> 01:10:26,948 Dammit! 1188 01:10:26,949 --> 01:10:29,647 No one talks to her that way. Show some respect. Huh? 1189 01:10:29,648 --> 01:10:31,302 To Kristin? 1190 01:10:32,477 --> 01:10:35,393 Ew. Kristin, do something. 1191 01:10:38,309 --> 01:10:41,659 Why are you so nice 1192 01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:43,270 to this stronzo? 1193 01:10:44,184 --> 01:10:45,315 How dare you call me something 1194 01:10:45,316 --> 01:10:46,596 I don't even know what it means? 1195 01:10:47,753 --> 01:10:49,275 Who the hell are these people? 1196 01:10:49,276 --> 01:10:51,843 They are her best grape squashers. 1197 01:10:51,844 --> 01:10:53,148 And I'm the label maker. 1198 01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:55,368 Yes. I am a vintner now. 1199 01:10:55,369 --> 01:10:58,284 - You make swords? - Wine, stronzo. 1200 01:10:58,285 --> 01:11:00,112 I'm gonna look that word up as soon as I get outta here. 1201 01:11:00,113 --> 01:11:02,201 Why are you even here? 1202 01:11:02,202 --> 01:11:05,292 I hadn't heard from you. I was worried about you. 1203 01:11:06,337 --> 01:11:07,381 I miss you. 1204 01:11:10,384 --> 01:11:11,472 Okay. 1205 01:11:12,386 --> 01:11:13,474 Okay, fine. 1206 01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:16,433 After you lost your job, 1207 01:11:16,434 --> 01:11:18,870 our joint bank account is empty. 1208 01:11:18,871 --> 01:11:20,437 So, I figured, you know, 1209 01:11:20,438 --> 01:11:21,873 since I'm your husband, 1210 01:11:21,874 --> 01:11:24,484 I should probably come live with you in the villa. 1211 01:11:24,485 --> 01:11:26,225 Oh, my God. It all makes perfect sense now. 1212 01:11:26,226 --> 01:11:28,576 You only came here to get something else from me! 1213 01:11:29,273 --> 01:11:30,838 Go home, Paul. 1214 01:11:30,839 --> 01:11:33,667 Actually, you only had enough points for a one-way ticket. 1215 01:11:33,668 --> 01:11:35,321 Pathetic. He's not worth it. 1216 01:11:35,322 --> 01:11:36,496 What did you see in him? 1217 01:11:36,497 --> 01:11:37,497 - Just take my card and... - Kristin, no. 1218 01:11:37,498 --> 01:11:38,803 Don't! 1219 01:11:38,804 --> 01:11:40,108 - No, you're better than this. - You're right. 1220 01:11:40,109 --> 01:11:41,458 - I should just book it myself. - No, Kristin. 1221 01:11:41,459 --> 01:11:43,373 - That's not what we meant! - That's worse. 1222 01:11:43,374 --> 01:11:44,722 Fine. Fine. 1223 01:11:44,723 --> 01:11:47,768 Paul, you're a grown-ass man! 1224 01:11:47,769 --> 01:11:50,162 - Figure it out yourself! - There you go. 1225 01:11:50,163 --> 01:11:51,946 Own your power. Brava. 1226 01:11:51,947 --> 01:11:54,210 So, take him to the airport! 1227 01:12:00,913 --> 01:12:02,348 You've been stress 1228 01:12:02,349 --> 01:12:04,785 grape gathering all night. 1229 01:12:04,786 --> 01:12:08,528 Stop worrying about your imbecile husband. 1230 01:12:08,529 --> 01:12:11,749 He'll find his way home. Or he won't. 1231 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:15,230 No, it's just that, you know, Paul hurt me so much 1232 01:12:15,231 --> 01:12:16,623 over the years with all the lying. 1233 01:12:16,624 --> 01:12:18,930 And I don't wanna do that to Lorenzo. 1234 01:12:18,931 --> 01:12:21,715 But you can't tell Lorenzo about this part of your life. 1235 01:12:21,716 --> 01:12:23,935 I know. I know. 1236 01:12:23,936 --> 01:12:26,330 But what if it wasn't part of my life? 1237 01:12:28,114 --> 01:12:29,507 What are you saying? 1238 01:12:30,464 --> 01:12:31,683 I'm saying... 1239 01:12:32,423 --> 01:12:33,728 I want out. 1240 01:12:35,426 --> 01:12:38,210 But the family heads are meeting today. 1241 01:12:38,211 --> 01:12:40,168 I'm not allowed at the table, 1242 01:12:40,169 --> 01:12:42,519 but you and Fabrizio have to be there. 1243 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:43,911 Okay, perfect. 1244 01:12:43,912 --> 01:12:45,826 Well, that's where I'll announce my resignation. 1245 01:12:45,827 --> 01:12:47,786 But you can't just leave. 1246 01:12:49,178 --> 01:12:50,396 Actually, yes, I can. 1247 01:12:50,397 --> 01:12:52,660 You said, once I made peace, remember? 1248 01:12:53,879 --> 01:12:56,010 You believed me. 1249 01:12:56,011 --> 01:12:59,363 I knew you wouldn't go back to your old sad life. 1250 01:13:00,842 --> 01:13:05,629 Besides, that was before you created all this beauty. 1251 01:13:05,630 --> 01:13:08,762 The pharmacy business. Helping people. 1252 01:13:08,763 --> 01:13:12,853 I know. I just wanna give Lorenzo a chance. 1253 01:13:12,854 --> 01:13:15,813 So, you're willing to give up all of this 1254 01:13:15,814 --> 01:13:18,206 for a man you barely know? 1255 01:13:18,207 --> 01:13:20,861 What? We've been dating for months! 1256 01:13:20,862 --> 01:13:22,995 Have you farted in front of him? 1257 01:13:24,257 --> 01:13:26,433 Well, like a tiny little... 1258 01:13:27,739 --> 01:13:29,174 He didn't hear it. But, you know, 1259 01:13:29,175 --> 01:13:30,742 he did fart in front of me once. 1260 01:13:31,612 --> 01:13:33,178 But, really, 1261 01:13:33,179 --> 01:13:34,876 I've made up my mind. 1262 01:13:37,009 --> 01:13:38,401 Fine. 1263 01:13:38,402 --> 01:13:41,795 I just hope this is what you want. 1264 01:13:41,796 --> 01:13:46,584 Never let a man dictate who you are or what you can do. 1265 01:14:44,511 --> 01:14:45,598 Thank you all 1266 01:14:45,599 --> 01:14:46,817 for joining us today. 1267 01:14:46,818 --> 01:14:48,340 We called this meeting 1268 01:14:48,341 --> 01:14:51,344 to discuss your pharmaceutical business. 1269 01:14:51,823 --> 01:14:52,953 Yes. 1270 01:14:52,954 --> 01:14:55,913 Hello, everyone. I'm Donna Balbano. 1271 01:14:55,914 --> 01:14:57,218 And I brought a little something special 1272 01:14:57,219 --> 01:14:58,307 for everybody today. 1273 01:15:02,137 --> 01:15:05,139 Ta-da! I made muffins. 1274 01:15:05,140 --> 01:15:06,619 I know you may not wanna eat them 1275 01:15:06,620 --> 01:15:07,925 because of the whole poison thing, 1276 01:15:07,926 --> 01:15:10,363 but please remember, we are at peace. 1277 01:15:11,146 --> 01:15:13,278 See? Mmm. 1278 01:15:13,279 --> 01:15:15,236 Poison-free muffins. 1279 01:15:15,237 --> 01:15:16,586 I just thought it would be really nice 1280 01:15:16,587 --> 01:15:18,631 - to break bread together. - Kristin! 1281 01:15:18,632 --> 01:15:20,372 - My bananas were going bad... - Enough! 1282 01:15:20,373 --> 01:15:22,244 And I needed to use them. 1283 01:15:24,899 --> 01:15:27,988 Your business is causing quite the problem for us. 1284 01:15:27,989 --> 01:15:30,121 I deal with pharmaceuticals, Mammone. 1285 01:15:30,122 --> 01:15:32,515 I'm not touching electronics, or your cars. 1286 01:15:32,516 --> 01:15:34,908 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1287 01:15:34,909 --> 01:15:37,258 But all of our business 1288 01:15:37,259 --> 01:15:39,522 has to pass by the inspectors. 1289 01:15:39,523 --> 01:15:42,569 And the inspectors are on your payroll. 1290 01:15:44,049 --> 01:15:46,746 Hey, listen, listen. I could talk to the inspectors. 1291 01:15:46,747 --> 01:15:49,401 I have a great rapport with them. 1292 01:15:49,402 --> 01:15:52,753 The damage is done. We are losing a lot of money. 1293 01:15:54,712 --> 01:15:59,585 You must pay a percentage of your business. 1294 01:15:59,586 --> 01:16:01,892 Actually, now is really not the best time. 1295 01:16:01,893 --> 01:16:04,372 I was hoping we can keep all this beautiful peace 1296 01:16:04,373 --> 01:16:05,678 that we've been enjoying. 1297 01:16:05,679 --> 01:16:08,551 You know, I'm alive. You guys are all alive. 1298 01:16:08,552 --> 01:16:12,119 In fact, these muffins are kind of a parting gift. 1299 01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:14,209 I'm planning on stepping down shortly. 1300 01:16:15,515 --> 01:16:17,996 Oh, I'll be leaving you in very good hands. 1301 01:16:18,779 --> 01:16:20,650 Bianca will be taking over 1302 01:16:20,651 --> 01:16:22,740 as the new boss of the Balbano family. 1303 01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:25,263 Your secretary? 1304 01:16:25,264 --> 01:16:26,873 She is so much more than a secretary. 1305 01:16:26,874 --> 01:16:28,353 You have no idea. 1306 01:16:28,354 --> 01:16:29,442 Nice joke. 1307 01:16:31,357 --> 01:16:35,012 You think you can fuck us all over 1308 01:16:35,013 --> 01:16:36,535 and leave? 1309 01:16:36,536 --> 01:16:37,623 No. 1310 01:16:37,624 --> 01:16:38,842 It doesn't work like that. 1311 01:16:38,843 --> 01:16:41,758 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 1312 01:16:41,759 --> 01:16:45,501 Let's all calm down. I'm not fucking anybody over. 1313 01:16:49,201 --> 01:16:51,855 Lorenzo? Oh, my God, you're a cop? 1314 01:16:51,856 --> 01:16:53,684 Not fucking us over, eh? 1315 01:17:00,473 --> 01:17:02,256 Weapons down, motherfuckers! 1316 01:17:02,257 --> 01:17:03,563 Aunt Esmeralda? 1317 01:17:14,226 --> 01:17:15,270 Oh, my... 1318 01:17:25,411 --> 01:17:27,282 Kristin! Kristin! 1319 01:17:31,591 --> 01:17:33,985 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 1320 01:17:40,644 --> 01:17:42,428 Kristin. Kristin! 1321 01:17:44,169 --> 01:17:45,736 - Let's go! - Okay. 1322 01:17:47,694 --> 01:17:48,782 Stay low. 1323 01:18:04,276 --> 01:18:06,712 So, you were just using me this whole entire time? 1324 01:18:06,713 --> 01:18:08,235 My parents were gunned down 1325 01:18:08,236 --> 01:18:10,455 by the Mafia right in front of me! 1326 01:18:10,456 --> 01:18:14,416 At my soccer game. After I missed a goal. 1327 01:18:22,642 --> 01:18:24,078 Uzi. 1328 01:18:34,872 --> 01:18:36,263 I was assigned to this case... 1329 01:18:36,264 --> 01:18:37,656 So I'm just a case? 1330 01:18:37,657 --> 01:18:40,138 What about your marriage, and your ex, that's lies? 1331 01:18:40,704 --> 01:18:41,878 Mostly. 1332 01:18:41,879 --> 01:18:43,053 And who the fuck is Esmeralda? 1333 01:18:43,054 --> 01:18:45,533 You mean Maria? She's my boss. 1334 01:18:45,534 --> 01:18:47,274 And who are you? 1335 01:18:47,275 --> 01:18:49,234 - I am Rodolfo. - Rodolfo? 1336 01:18:51,149 --> 01:18:52,627 Yes, but you can call me Rudy. 1337 01:18:52,628 --> 01:18:54,630 Rudy? I'm not calling you anything. 1338 01:19:01,768 --> 01:19:03,074 Mama! 1339 01:19:08,514 --> 01:19:11,603 Oh, my God. Are you even a pasta maker? 1340 01:19:11,604 --> 01:19:12,996 We were gonna run away together. 1341 01:19:12,997 --> 01:19:14,562 We were gonna open a restaurant. 1342 01:19:14,563 --> 01:19:15,955 I was gonna make the wine, you were gonna make the food. 1343 01:19:15,956 --> 01:19:17,565 I was gonna get fat and you weren't gonna care. 1344 01:19:17,566 --> 01:19:18,916 It was gonna be heaven! 1345 01:19:19,481 --> 01:19:20,656 How fat? 1346 01:19:22,180 --> 01:19:23,224 All clear! 1347 01:19:24,312 --> 01:19:25,617 Get away from me. 1348 01:19:25,618 --> 01:19:27,706 Please. No, no, Kristin, please. Kristin. 1349 01:19:27,707 --> 01:19:30,013 No, I am not talking to you. We are done. 1350 01:19:30,014 --> 01:19:32,189 Uh, no, Kristin. 1351 01:19:32,190 --> 01:19:33,495 I'm arresting you. 1352 01:19:34,758 --> 01:19:35,846 I'm sorry. 1353 01:19:44,071 --> 01:19:45,507 I'm so sorry for this. 1354 01:19:49,860 --> 01:19:50,860 Come on. 1355 01:19:57,693 --> 01:19:59,217 I... 1356 01:20:07,703 --> 01:20:09,835 You... 1357 01:20:09,836 --> 01:20:11,664 have a finger in your hair. 1358 01:20:14,319 --> 01:20:15,581 Stick it up your ass! 1359 01:20:21,456 --> 01:20:22,544 Ciao. 1360 01:20:23,632 --> 01:20:24,763 So... 1361 01:20:24,764 --> 01:20:26,678 This is your first trial, right? 1362 01:20:26,679 --> 01:20:28,768 - Mmm-hmm. - Oh, good for you. 1363 01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:32,118 Wait. Wait. 1364 01:20:32,119 --> 01:20:33,598 Excuse me. Oh, my God, Jenny! 1365 01:20:33,599 --> 01:20:35,165 Kristin. 1366 01:20:35,166 --> 01:20:38,081 - Don't say anything. - Thank you so much. 1367 01:20:38,082 --> 01:20:40,518 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my goodness. Hey! 1368 01:20:40,519 --> 01:20:42,695 Take your hands off of my client! 1369 01:20:44,001 --> 01:20:46,176 Give me that. Give... 1370 01:20:46,177 --> 01:20:48,005 What are you, still in diapers? 1371 01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:50,441 Bianca called me. 1372 01:20:50,442 --> 01:20:52,312 You didn't think I was gonna let my best friend 1373 01:20:52,313 --> 01:20:54,488 rot in an Italian jail, did you? 1374 01:20:54,489 --> 01:20:56,882 I saw the Amanda Knox doc. No. 1375 01:20:56,883 --> 01:20:59,363 Oh, my God. How did they get out of jail? 1376 01:20:59,364 --> 01:21:00,886 Not enough evidence to charge them. 1377 01:21:00,887 --> 01:21:03,019 Right. And what about Bianca? Where is she? 1378 01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:04,324 It's better for you if she's not here. 1379 01:21:04,325 --> 01:21:05,500 Okay, got it. 1380 01:21:08,939 --> 01:21:10,462 - That Lorenzo? - Yeah. 1381 01:21:11,811 --> 01:21:12,856 Hi. 1382 01:21:13,944 --> 01:21:14,944 Dick! 1383 01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:19,296 Such a good echo. 1384 01:21:19,297 --> 01:21:22,778 What a dick! 1385 01:21:30,961 --> 01:21:32,657 Signora Giudice, 1386 01:21:32,658 --> 01:21:36,356 today I will show that Ms. Balbano has taken over 1387 01:21:36,357 --> 01:21:38,881 the criminal enterprise of her grandfather, 1388 01:21:38,882 --> 01:21:40,231 Giuseppe Balbano. 1389 01:21:41,058 --> 01:21:42,276 Madame Judge, 1390 01:21:43,016 --> 01:21:44,799 Signora Giudice, 1391 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:47,541 I will show you that my client simply came to Italy 1392 01:21:47,542 --> 01:21:48,934 to pay her respects and found 1393 01:21:48,935 --> 01:21:51,502 that she had inherited a vineyard. 1394 01:21:51,503 --> 01:21:54,374 Now, was my client seen in a room 1395 01:21:54,375 --> 01:21:56,289 filled with questionable people? 1396 01:21:56,290 --> 01:21:59,467 Sure. But only to tell them that she wanted no part of it. 1397 01:22:01,121 --> 01:22:02,687 Giannina, 1398 01:22:02,688 --> 01:22:05,909 could you tell us your dealings with the I ndagato. 1399 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:13,567 Well, everyone else calls me "waitress," 1400 01:22:13,568 --> 01:22:14,743 cameriera, 1401 01:22:16,049 --> 01:22:17,485 but she calls me by my name. 1402 01:22:19,748 --> 01:22:22,315 She likes my bonsai tree. 1403 01:22:22,316 --> 01:22:25,449 She tells us we are her best vintners. 1404 01:22:25,450 --> 01:22:27,799 She makes us feel appreciated. 1405 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:31,020 So, we repay our gratitude by being her bodyguards. 1406 01:22:31,021 --> 01:22:33,239 We go with her at the meeting 1407 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,285 because they want to hurt 1408 01:22:35,286 --> 01:22:36,982 sweet woman. 1409 01:22:36,983 --> 01:22:40,159 They are very, very, very bad guys. 1410 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:43,249 Look what they did to the poor Dante. 1411 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:47,036 How long was this undercover operation of yours? 1412 01:22:47,037 --> 01:22:50,474 Well, I've been investigating Giuseppe Balbano for years. 1413 01:22:50,475 --> 01:22:51,779 When I met the Indagato, 1414 01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:54,434 she'd just landed in Italy for the funeral... 1415 01:22:54,435 --> 01:22:55,958 And when did you start having 1416 01:22:55,959 --> 01:22:58,177 sexual relations with my client? 1417 01:22:58,178 --> 01:22:59,527 I ask the questions here! 1418 01:23:00,572 --> 01:23:02,225 And when did you start 1419 01:23:02,226 --> 01:23:04,924 having sexual relations with the Indagato? 1420 01:23:05,664 --> 01:23:07,144 About... 1421 01:23:07,796 --> 01:23:08,841 one day after. 1422 01:23:10,190 --> 01:23:12,365 But she was asking for it. 1423 01:23:12,366 --> 01:23:15,107 Okay. I mean, not... I mean, not asking. 1424 01:23:15,108 --> 01:23:18,067 But she said this trip was her "Eat, Pray, Fuck." 1425 01:23:18,068 --> 01:23:20,765 The book is Eat, Pray, Love. 1426 01:23:20,766 --> 01:23:23,028 You took advantage of an innocent winemaker 1427 01:23:23,029 --> 01:23:25,292 and sullied a literary masterpiece. 1428 01:23:25,989 --> 01:23:27,380 You gross. 1429 01:23:27,381 --> 01:23:29,818 I came to this country 1430 01:23:31,124 --> 01:23:33,038 at a time in my life 1431 01:23:33,039 --> 01:23:35,999 where I completely doubted myself. 1432 01:23:36,956 --> 01:23:38,217 Then when I arrived here, 1433 01:23:38,218 --> 01:23:41,220 I discovered that I had inherited a vineyard. 1434 01:23:41,221 --> 01:23:43,006 It was shriveling 1435 01:23:43,702 --> 01:23:44,920 and dying... 1436 01:23:47,271 --> 01:23:48,359 much like me. 1437 01:23:49,186 --> 01:23:51,230 So, I nurtured it. 1438 01:23:51,231 --> 01:23:52,536 And I came to realize 1439 01:23:52,537 --> 01:23:56,061 that I inherited so much more than a vineyard. 1440 01:23:56,062 --> 01:24:00,414 I inherited an opportunity to fulfil my purpose. 1441 01:24:01,546 --> 01:24:02,590 So... 1442 01:24:03,722 --> 01:24:05,115 I inherited me. 1443 01:24:09,554 --> 01:24:10,555 Thank you. 1444 01:24:14,733 --> 01:24:16,560 I don't need to hear anything anymore. 1445 01:24:16,561 --> 01:24:18,737 I've made my decision. 1446 01:24:20,869 --> 01:24:22,828 No grounds to proceed. 1447 01:24:30,923 --> 01:24:32,968 He's gonna give me a ride home. 1448 01:24:34,753 --> 01:24:37,277 Bravo! 1449 01:24:41,151 --> 01:24:42,455 Kristin? 1450 01:24:42,456 --> 01:24:44,458 Kristin, wait, wait, wait, wait... 1451 01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:48,983 Congratulations. 1452 01:24:48,984 --> 01:24:52,726 Well, I just wanted you to know that it wasn't all lies. 1453 01:24:52,727 --> 01:24:54,816 I really did fall in love with you. 1454 01:24:56,731 --> 01:24:58,081 And I still love you. 1455 01:25:03,651 --> 01:25:05,958 I thought I was listening to my heart. 1456 01:25:06,654 --> 01:25:07,915 But it turns out 1457 01:25:07,916 --> 01:25:10,484 I was just using another man to validate me. 1458 01:25:12,095 --> 01:25:14,879 And for the first time in my life... 1459 01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:17,100 I honestly don't give a shit. 1460 01:25:36,902 --> 01:25:39,773 Oh, my God. Dante. Dante. 1461 01:25:39,774 --> 01:25:41,254 Oh, my God, those goddamn Romanos. 1462 01:25:42,342 --> 01:25:43,734 Oh, he's losing a lot of blood. 1463 01:25:43,735 --> 01:25:45,344 Here, I've got this thing. 1464 01:25:45,345 --> 01:25:47,521 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We need to get him some help. 1465 01:25:49,001 --> 01:25:50,044 Oh, God, who is this? 1466 01:25:50,045 --> 01:25:51,307 It's Bianca. She's in the winery. 1467 01:25:51,308 --> 01:25:53,526 Oh, my God, she's been shot, too. 1468 01:25:53,527 --> 01:25:58,052 Uh, uh, okay, you stay with Dante and I'll go to Bianca. 1469 01:25:58,053 --> 01:25:59,184 Wait, wait, wait. 1470 01:25:59,185 --> 01:26:01,753 Just in case. 1471 01:26:05,235 --> 01:26:06,539 Bianca? 1472 01:26:06,540 --> 01:26:07,845 What? Nicky. 1473 01:26:07,846 --> 01:26:09,629 Bianca is dead. 1474 01:26:09,630 --> 01:26:11,109 Mom. 1475 01:26:11,110 --> 01:26:13,372 I knew you'd come back 1476 01:26:13,373 --> 01:26:16,855 if your precious Bianca texted you. 1477 01:26:18,161 --> 01:26:19,249 Drop the gun. 1478 01:26:21,164 --> 01:26:23,209 And kick it to me. 1479 01:26:25,516 --> 01:26:26,517 Good girl. 1480 01:26:28,127 --> 01:26:29,388 What are you guys doing here? 1481 01:26:29,389 --> 01:26:30,911 You can thank your husband for this. 1482 01:26:30,912 --> 01:26:32,826 He lured your son here to... 1483 01:26:32,827 --> 01:26:36,090 something about guilting you 1484 01:26:36,091 --> 01:26:38,049 into taking him back. 1485 01:26:38,050 --> 01:26:39,442 Look, I was worried about you, Mom. 1486 01:26:39,443 --> 01:26:41,532 Oh, honey. Honey. 1487 01:26:42,620 --> 01:26:43,838 What do you want? 1488 01:26:45,144 --> 01:26:47,232 Are you serious? 1489 01:26:47,233 --> 01:26:49,408 I want to be the head of the Balbano family! 1490 01:26:49,409 --> 01:26:52,411 I told everyone I'm leaving. 1491 01:26:52,412 --> 01:26:54,719 And leaving it all to fucking Bianca! 1492 01:26:56,721 --> 01:26:58,330 Hey! 1493 01:26:58,331 --> 01:27:00,419 Really, Paul? You're just gonna waddle out of here 1494 01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:01,594 and leave our son sitting there? 1495 01:27:01,595 --> 01:27:03,161 Whoa, whoa! 1496 01:27:03,162 --> 01:27:04,989 No! 1497 01:27:04,990 --> 01:27:06,687 Don't you dare touch my kid! 1498 01:27:11,388 --> 01:27:12,476 Mom, look out. 1499 01:27:19,134 --> 01:27:21,266 I've been shot. It burns. 1500 01:27:21,267 --> 01:27:23,226 You have terrible taste in men. 1501 01:27:23,922 --> 01:27:25,096 No shit. 1502 01:27:25,097 --> 01:27:26,576 Paul, untie our son 1503 01:27:26,577 --> 01:27:27,968 - and get the hell outta here! - Untie me. 1504 01:27:27,969 --> 01:27:29,970 Babe, this knot is impossible. 1505 01:27:29,971 --> 01:27:31,321 Hold on. 1506 01:27:35,499 --> 01:27:37,195 - Paul. Here, take this. - Yeah? Okay. 1507 01:27:37,196 --> 01:27:38,457 Keep it pointed at him, okay? 1508 01:27:38,458 --> 01:27:39,851 Yeah, it's heavy. 1509 01:27:42,114 --> 01:27:43,854 There. Oh, my God. Are you okay? 1510 01:27:43,855 --> 01:27:45,072 Yeah. Are you? 1511 01:27:45,073 --> 01:27:46,378 Oh, God, I'm so happy to see you. 1512 01:27:46,379 --> 01:27:47,510 - I've missed you so much. - How are you? 1513 01:27:47,511 --> 01:27:50,295 Hey, hey, I loosened the knot, right? 1514 01:27:50,296 --> 01:27:51,775 You're a baby. 1515 01:27:51,776 --> 01:27:52,950 I'm not a baby, you're a baby. 1516 01:27:52,951 --> 01:27:54,212 You're a big, fat, podgy baby. 1517 01:27:54,213 --> 01:27:55,518 You're a big, stupid, blonde baby. 1518 01:27:55,519 --> 01:27:56,954 You're a baby with big poop in your diaper. 1519 01:27:56,955 --> 01:27:58,999 - Mom! - Don't move! 1520 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,175 Oh, my God, Bianca, you're alive! 1521 01:28:01,176 --> 01:28:03,003 Of course I am. 1522 01:28:03,004 --> 01:28:04,091 No, no, no... 1523 01:28:04,092 --> 01:28:05,703 Fabrizio is a terrible shot. 1524 01:28:06,747 --> 01:28:08,140 Wait, wait, wait. 1525 01:28:09,402 --> 01:28:10,533 I saw you die. 1526 01:28:10,534 --> 01:28:13,275 You saw me take a bullet like a woman. 1527 01:28:13,276 --> 01:28:15,799 But there is a fucking major artery right there. 1528 01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:17,367 Wrong leg, idiot. 1529 01:28:18,890 --> 01:28:21,240 High tension steel. It's fucking cool, man. 1530 01:28:23,416 --> 01:28:25,156 I did have to re-adjust it. 1531 01:28:25,157 --> 01:28:27,158 That's why it took me so long. Sorry. 1532 01:28:27,159 --> 01:28:28,551 Oh, honey, I'm just glad you're okay. 1533 01:28:28,552 --> 01:28:29,596 Grazie, amore. 1534 01:28:31,424 --> 01:28:32,729 I'm hit again. 1535 01:28:32,730 --> 01:28:33,948 Dad, come on. 1536 01:28:43,175 --> 01:28:44,523 Bianca, take care of my kid, okay? 1537 01:28:44,524 --> 01:28:46,133 Make a break for the door. 1538 01:28:46,134 --> 01:28:48,397 I'll cover. Now! 1539 01:28:48,398 --> 01:28:49,615 Come on, Nicky. 1540 01:28:49,616 --> 01:28:50,703 Come on. Come on. 1541 01:28:50,704 --> 01:28:51,749 Go, go. 1542 01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:54,404 - Help me, Nicky. - Come on. 1543 01:29:24,390 --> 01:29:25,435 Drop it. 1544 01:29:29,308 --> 01:29:33,050 You think you can just come here and take over? 1545 01:29:33,051 --> 01:29:35,574 This is mine! All of it! 1546 01:29:35,575 --> 01:29:36,880 I earned it! 1547 01:29:36,881 --> 01:29:40,100 Uh, you didn't earn anything. 1548 01:29:40,101 --> 01:29:41,667 I'm the one who had to come over here 1549 01:29:41,668 --> 01:29:43,234 and clean your mess up. 1550 01:29:43,235 --> 01:29:44,322 Oh, please. 1551 01:29:44,323 --> 01:29:46,803 Oh, yeah. I am the one who made this 1552 01:29:46,804 --> 01:29:49,762 awful wine fucking delicious. 1553 01:29:49,763 --> 01:29:51,590 Yeah, me. This. 1554 01:29:51,591 --> 01:29:53,723 I have done more for this family 1555 01:29:53,724 --> 01:29:55,202 in the last three months 1556 01:29:55,203 --> 01:29:57,335 than you have your entire life. 1557 01:29:57,336 --> 01:30:00,687 And yet you feel entitled to be the boss? 1558 01:30:10,567 --> 01:30:12,481 Oh, my God. Uh... 1559 01:30:12,482 --> 01:30:14,134 Oops. Are you, uh... 1560 01:30:14,135 --> 01:30:15,658 I guess it's a little rusty, huh? 1561 01:30:15,659 --> 01:30:16,963 I should get this fixed. 1562 01:30:16,964 --> 01:30:18,574 Help me! 1563 01:30:18,575 --> 01:30:20,794 Please. Please, cousin. 1564 01:30:38,551 --> 01:30:39,552 Say it. 1565 01:30:40,379 --> 01:30:41,511 What? 1566 01:30:42,207 --> 01:30:43,426 Say I'm the boss. 1567 01:30:47,299 --> 01:30:48,821 Never! 1568 01:30:48,822 --> 01:30:51,738 Then, as the boss, I'm gonna have to let you go. 1569 01:30:53,566 --> 01:30:55,002 I've always wanted to say that. 1570 01:30:58,397 --> 01:31:00,530 You can't do it, can you? 1571 01:31:03,358 --> 01:31:05,796 Hey. Hey, stop! No! 1572 01:31:06,536 --> 01:31:07,667 No! 1573 01:31:51,581 --> 01:31:55,714 Okay. Introducing the newest Balbano rose. 1574 01:31:55,715 --> 01:31:57,977 It's called Little Pinky. 1575 01:31:57,978 --> 01:31:59,675 Salute. Salute. 1576 01:31:59,676 --> 01:32:00,981 Whoo-hoo! 1577 01:32:05,595 --> 01:32:07,552 That is crisp. 1578 01:32:07,553 --> 01:32:08,727 You know, this Balbano wine's 1579 01:32:08,728 --> 01:32:10,817 gonna get me into some serious trouble. 1580 01:32:11,557 --> 01:32:12,992 Blackout Jenny is coming. 1581 01:32:12,993 --> 01:32:14,733 All right, all right, sweetie, you should get going. 1582 01:32:14,734 --> 01:32:16,083 Heard you got shot. 1583 01:32:16,736 --> 01:32:18,042 Yeah, I got shot, too. 1584 01:32:19,086 --> 01:32:22,350 - I got, like, five stitches. - Oh. 1585 01:32:23,613 --> 01:32:24,613 How about you? 1586 01:32:25,789 --> 01:32:27,006 Twenty-seven stitches. 1587 01:32:27,007 --> 01:32:29,139 And they left the bullet in my spleen. 1588 01:32:29,140 --> 01:32:32,185 - You wanna touch it? - No. Put it away. 1589 01:32:32,186 --> 01:32:33,318 Oh. 1590 01:32:34,928 --> 01:32:37,104 - I wanna touch it. - Mmm. 1591 01:32:38,671 --> 01:32:40,019 Now, come. Show me around. 1592 01:32:40,020 --> 01:32:43,501 You know, I never realized what a badass you are. 1593 01:32:43,502 --> 01:32:46,157 You know, neither did I. 1594 01:32:48,986 --> 01:32:51,771 Domenick, there's something I need to tell you. 1595 01:32:53,730 --> 01:32:56,383 Your father and I are getting a divorce. 1596 01:32:56,384 --> 01:32:59,691 Are you okay? I know it's a lot to take in. 1597 01:32:59,692 --> 01:33:01,998 I was just held hostage... 1598 01:33:01,999 --> 01:33:04,304 at gunpoint. 1599 01:33:04,305 --> 01:33:06,263 Divorce is fine. Yeah. 1600 01:33:06,264 --> 01:33:08,352 Come here. I hate saying goodbye to you. 1601 01:33:08,353 --> 01:33:09,527 I'm gonna miss you. 1602 01:33:09,528 --> 01:33:11,356 Yeah, but I'll see you next week, Mom. 1603 01:33:11,835 --> 01:33:13,270 Uh, yeah. 1604 01:33:13,271 --> 01:33:15,447 - Love you. - Actually, um... 1605 01:33:17,580 --> 01:33:20,147 I've been thinking about it, and... 1606 01:33:21,627 --> 01:33:23,802 - I'm gonna stay here. - Seriously? 1607 01:33:23,803 --> 01:33:25,891 Yeah. Balbano Wine's really taking off. 1608 01:33:25,892 --> 01:33:27,806 And for the first time in my life, 1609 01:33:27,807 --> 01:33:29,503 I'm doing exactly what I wanna do. 1610 01:33:29,504 --> 01:33:31,070 Yeah, but are you sure it's safe here? 1611 01:33:31,071 --> 01:33:34,334 Aren't there a lot of people who, like, wanna hurt you? 1612 01:33:34,335 --> 01:33:36,120 No, that's not a problem any more. 1613 01:33:37,948 --> 01:33:39,166 Hey, Mammone. 1614 01:33:45,564 --> 01:33:48,306 "Don't fuck with me or you're next." 1615 01:33:57,837 --> 01:33:58,925 Fabrizio. 1616 01:34:04,452 --> 01:34:06,279 But you're not like, 1617 01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:07,368 you know... 1618 01:34:08,239 --> 01:34:09,719 in the Mafia, right? 1619 01:34:10,850 --> 01:34:13,113 I make wine. That's all. 1620 01:34:14,506 --> 01:34:16,028 - A vintner? - Yeah. 1621 01:34:16,029 --> 01:34:17,334 I wanna stay here 1622 01:34:17,335 --> 01:34:18,858 - and be a vintner with you. - No. 1623 01:34:20,730 --> 01:34:22,645 Call me. 1624 01:34:31,218 --> 01:34:33,306 Mr. and Mrs. Martelli for you. 1625 01:34:33,307 --> 01:34:34,961 Grazie, Donna Balbano. 1626 01:34:45,537 --> 01:34:46,711 Oh, shit. 1627 01:34:46,712 --> 01:34:49,019 Uh, Nicky. Wait, wait, wait. 1628 01:34:51,369 --> 01:34:53,196 I made you some trail mix for the flight. 1629 01:34:53,197 --> 01:34:54,719 And don't forget to put on your sweater, okay. 1630 01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:55,840 It gets chilly on the plane. 1631 01:34:56,983 --> 01:34:58,768 - I love you. - You, too. 112180