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The body is a miracle.
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You work it, it gets stronger.
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You hurt it, it repairs itself.
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I launched two babies from this
body and I'm still truckin'.
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Unfortunately, kids bodies
are miracles too.
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Viv, there's no Jell-O
in that box.
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It's literally just powder. Viv!
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Viv. Get back here.
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Stronger, tireless miracles.
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Sure, I still get bursts
of activity.
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But I wouldn't exactly
call it exercise.
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- I'm hungry.
- I know!
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- What?
- I hurt my neck.
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By turning my head.
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- Oh.
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Can I have some grapes?
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My body used to be
a temple.
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Now it's a jungle gym.
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- Thanks for stopping by.
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- Yeah, no, I mean,
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you sent me a text with
a knife emoji saying I had to.
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- And you did.
Because you're reliable.
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And that's the kind of guy
that I want by my side
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when the corporate
bloodbath begins
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and a new bigwig rises
amid the chaos.
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Me. Obviously.
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- Right. I don't
love visualizing
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like a bath full of blood,
it's jus--
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- You get a stronger tummy,
James.
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Gero's Grocery is opening
four new franchises.
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That means opportunity's afoot
and you are my top guy.
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- Oh! Okay.
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- Which brings me to
why you're here.
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How you're dressed.
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- Oh.
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- You're dressed like a dad.
- Oh.
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- I'm sorry, Marla. I just had
one clean shirt left today
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and my son was making
this thing where he mixes butter
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with hot chocolate powder
for like a gross bagel spread.
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- I don't need the podcast
on your life, James.
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Next week, there is a
groundbreaking
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for the newest franchise.
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You and your wife are gonna
be there to meet Mr. Gero.
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- I mean, I'll have to check to
see if she can make that, but--
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- Sure. Doesn't have to be
the real wife, but sure.
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- I'm gonna try
for my real wife.
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- I need him to love you, James.
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I need him to see that youngish
go-getter that I've described.
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- Okay.
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I might have to bring
my daughter.
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- God, no.
Kids are career killers.
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I want him to think that your
only focus is this company.
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So, no kids, and wear something
not so...
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- Okay. Yeah, no, no.
- I got it. So...
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♪
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Astrid?
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Does this shirt look backwards?
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- Maybe. Where's the tag?
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- There isn't one.
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- That's stupid. Why'd you buy
such a stupid shirt?
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- Bo made it for me.
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And that's how
it's supposed to look?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, that still looks
backwards.
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- I can't go in like this.
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Do you have just a plain
silk blouse I could borrow?
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Um, I have
a hooded fleece you can borrow.
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- I'm not gonna choose
a worse problem.
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- Why are you moving like that?
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- I hurt my neck
because I'm out of shape.
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Didn't realize I was supposed
to consult a physician
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before turning my head!
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- You should book a session
with Pascale.
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He's the fitness trainer I offer
in all my severance packages.
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- Right. Just because
you're letting them go
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doesn't mean they need to
let themselves go.
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- Better they work their
frustrations out in a gym
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than turn a gun on me
or my family.
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- Hey, Vivian.
- Hi.
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Cute bra.
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- You know what?
- I don't need a trainer.
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I'm naturally athletic.
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I was captain
of the fields hockey team.
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- Because you were a bully.
You were all bullies.
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- No, I wasn't!
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I was a beast who could chase
people down and hurt them
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in ways that seem like
an accident, within the rules.
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- I'm complicit.
I cheered at every game.
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- Cheered? You screamed like
a witch on fire.
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- I hate losing.
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I'm sending you Pascale's number
just in case.
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You know what? Screw it.
I'll just own it.
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I'll make a joke like,
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"Hey guys.
Didn't you get the memo?
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It's bizarre shirt day."
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- Hilarious. Then you just
fire everybody.
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- HR doesn't just fire people.
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I also resolve conflicts,
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enact programs to support
and further develop talent.
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- Yeah, I do the same thing here
but also laundry and story-time.
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- You are amazing.
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Look at me.
Still cheering for you.
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But I should go.
Today I am firing someone.
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Toodles!
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♪
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- Where's the duffel bag
full of bootleg DVDs
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that goes with that outfit?
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- Why's everyone so offended
by my hoodie?
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- This is supposed to be
a professional environment
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- Really?
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- What did Marla want? To show
you pictures of her scorpion?
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- No. I'm supposed to meet
Mr. Gero.
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She wants me to stop dressing
like a dad.
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Geez. Put the knife
down, Marla.
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- I am a dad.
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- Yeah, but to say that
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you dress like one,
that's...
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- There are billions of dads.
We don't all dress the same.
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- Yeah. There's billions
of fathers. You are a dad.
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With a dad haircut.
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And a dad outfit
with dad pockets.
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How much stuff you got
in your pockets right now?
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- It's regul... It's pockets!
I don't know. Keys, wallet.
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Regular pocket stuff.
Look, lip balm.
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Phone, doll's head.
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Pockets are for carrying.
What's the problem?
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- There's no problem.
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Dads dress like you.
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Cool people dress like me.
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And Jeff Goldblum.
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- When I meet Mr. Gero,
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I will be dressed nice
and have empty pockets. Okay?
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I can put together
a few nice pieces.
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- Pieces? Like what?
Cummerbund and a Tilley hat?
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- Yeah? Where do you go
to buy clothes that's so great?
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And can you take me there
and help me choose them, please?
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- Okay. You can watch two
episodes of Scoop McDooby
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but that's it, okay?
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Mommy's gonna workout.
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- I'm covered in snakes!
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- Fun. But I need those.
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- No.
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- Viv. Those are my
resistance bands.
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You can use them after me.
- You could use them after me.
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- Fine.
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Oh, my God! A dead mouse!
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- Oh, my God! Snakes!
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- Do I look like a dad to you?
- No.
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You look like husband to me
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because I don't have
those issues.
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- I love how well-adjusted
you are.
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Hello.
- Hi.
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Um, Felix starts baseball
this weekend
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and we still haven't paid.
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- It's also three-mortgage-
payment month.
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- Yeah. And I also wanna hire
Dawn's trainer so I can get
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strong enough to caber toss
Viv into the neighbor's yard.
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- God, I also need work clothes.
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Let me consult the budget.
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Money. We used to spend
it all on ourselves. So nice.
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But kids are crazy expensive.
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We try to follow
a budget
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but our selfish kids wanna eat,
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take lessons and have clothes.
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There are surprises.
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Like a raccoon family
moves into your roof,
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or your car needs new
everything. So you have to make
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sacrifices,
be creative and frugal.
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Or, another great option,
go into debt.
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- Okay. I think I got it.
We're gonna have to cut cable.
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- I cut cable months ago.
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- Did not notice that.
So, good call.
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How much does it cost
to get swole?
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- Only a couple of sessions.
So 150 tops.
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- Okay. Does Viv need to
eat lunch everyday?
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- Yes.
She also asked for a horse.
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- For lunch?
- To ride.
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- Mm. I'm a hard no on that one.
- Yeah. Okay.
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Why don't we put your clothes
and the trainer
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on the credit card and then
worry about that next month?
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You know you are a genius.
Thank you, credit card.
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- All right. Kids!
Food's ready, let's eat!
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And four,
and three...
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two more, and...
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- ...rest.
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Yeah! That's good.
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- That's hard. That's hard.
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I feel it but I... I can feel my
muscles waking up.
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- Yes, because you are
a powerful goddess.
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The storm is over.
Blue skies are ahead.
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- That's a bit much, but yeah.
- It was great.
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I mean, you lost your job
but not your motivation.
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- No, no. No, I didn't lose
my job. I'm Dawn's sister.
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- Oh. It's interesting.
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- I have to say I'm a little
self-conscious doing this
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in front of all these people.
It's like we're busking.
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- Don't worry.
Everyone's looking at me.
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But, you are killing it.
Can't believe you had two kids.
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- Oh.
- Well, I actually feel like
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I've never loved my body
more than when I was pregnant.
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- Well, pregnant bodies make me
low-key sick.
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But, you're doing good.
- Okay.
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- Let's do squats.
- Okay.
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- You're ready?
- Yup.
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Yeah.
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- No, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah yeah.
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I used to play
a lot of field hockey.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Well then, we'll see how far
you can push it.
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- Okay.
- Now give me some sumo squats.
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Spread 'em wide, mama. Let's go.
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- Let's go!
- Let's go!
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- You are a powerful goddess.
- Okay.
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- Uh-huh. Dig deep.
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- Oh! Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Oh, no! Oh, no, no.
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I just peed.
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- Then you dug
a little too deep.
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- Oh, God! Oh!
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What? No.
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- Astrid.
- Yes, come in.
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- I have a plant for you
to have.
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- No. That's gonna die
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and then just be a bowl of dirt
that makes me feel guilty.
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- I'll just leave it here.
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So... how are you?
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- Good. Yeah, good.
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- Pascale told me
you peed your pants.
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- Could you kindly tell Pascale
to shut the hell up?
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That was so humiliating for me.
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- Hey, it's me.
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I love you no matter
where you pee.
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Pants, toilet,
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the parking lot
at Canada's Wonderland
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while we missed the fireworks.
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- Oh, my God! I held my pee
for the entire day.
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The roller coaster,
the drop tower.
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Now I'll probably leak
going through the turnstile.
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- It's natural.
You had two kids.
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The last one left the barn door
open and warped the frame.
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- So, do you think
this is gonna happen again?
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- I don't know.
- Oh, my God!
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- You could try those
cute period underwear.
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Like adult pull ups.
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- Wow, okay. Thanks, Dawn.
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I need you to be supportive
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00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:21,604
and you're telling me
to wear diaper
248
00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,063
and referring to
my junk as a barn.
249
00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,565
- I'm sorry. You know what?
Go get checked up.
250
00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,942
I have this great OB-GYN
on Ossington.
251
00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:29,111
She is a pelvic floor
specialist.
252
00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:30,404
I'll text you her number.
253
00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,281
- No, I don't wanna tell
anyone else about this.
254
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:33,782
I'd like to keep my dignity
255
00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:35,576
and just let this quietly haunt
me for the rest of my life.
256
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:38,621
- She is very good,
and if nothing else,
257
00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,664
maybe she can
put your mind at ease.
258
00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,083
- Nice purse.
- Bo's been busy.
259
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:47,046
- His Etsy shop is starting
to blow-up.
260
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,339
Call her.
261
00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:49,632
Love you.
262
00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:53,886
♪
263
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,264
We can share them,
but I want my whole cookie.
264
00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,641
Okay.
265
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,310
- Daddy, where are we?
266
00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:02,519
- Wow.
267
00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,230
- This is Phase, Felix.
It's an upscale men's store.
268
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,149
Normally someone like you
wouldn't be allowed in here
269
00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,776
but then again,
neither would your father.
270
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,277
- These are
straight outta the dryer.
271
00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,279
- Uncle Ennis, watch.
272
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:14,698
- Is that good?
273
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,075
James, could she not
do that before?
274
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,493
- I thought it was great,
Wonder Girl.
275
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,536
- Is this good, Uncle Ennis?
276
00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,080
A jump.
277
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,706
Nice. Watch me take this step.
278
00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:25,376
Hey, did you ask them
to call me Uncle Ennis?
279
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,002
Because I do not like it.
280
00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,879
- What's the matter?
It's adorable.
281
00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:30,130
- No, it isn't.
282
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,049
I am not related to any kids
and I like that about me.
283
00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:33,342
Can I help you?
284
00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:34,968
- Yes. No, I don't know.
285
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:39,473
- Uh, my friend James here
just got out of prison
286
00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:40,766
and he is raring to go
287
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,434
and ready to re-acclimate
into society.
288
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:45,229
- No, no. I am not... I'm from
society, I was never in jail.
289
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,981
Although we don't judge the
incarcerated. System's broken.
290
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,733
- Can I help you find
anything in particular?
291
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,653
- I was...
- I'm looking for a nice shirt.
292
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,905
- A little purse.
- I'm thirsty.
293
00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,407
- Okay.
294
00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,535
Where you go-- Okay.
Let's just put that...
295
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,869
- Do they have to be in here?
296
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,496
- Yes, they have to be. Come on.
I need your help.
297
00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,623
- I don't have a time machine
and a vasectomy gun.
298
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,916
So, there's only so much
I can do.
299
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,459
But I can help you
with the clothes.
300
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,294
We're looking for something
that says
301
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,879
"professional
but fashion forward."
302
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:14,383
Something that says "I have in
no way given up on life."
303
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,927
- Perfect. Let me find you
a few items.
304
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,262
Okay. Thank you.
305
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,765
Hmm. What do you
think about her, Felix?
306
00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,393
- She seems
like a nice teenager.
307
00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:25,644
- Solid reprimand.
308
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,731
That is... You are now
my favorite, officially.
309
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,691
Viv, step up your game
a little bit.
310
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:31,984
What are you doing back there?
311
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,026
- Nothing.
312
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,194
♪
313
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,863
So, you are having
pee problems?
314
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,282
Yeah, I guess I've had
the occasional dribble
315
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,618
if I've sneezed hard
or I re-watch Baby Mama.
316
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:42,953
You know that movie? Baby Mama?
317
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,496
- Of course, I know that movie.
318
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,873
- But you know
my youngest is four,
319
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,166
so I just figured that all my...
320
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,752
all my stuff had snapped back.
321
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,086
- No.
- Okay.
322
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:52,921
- Alley-oop!
- Cool.
323
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,799
- And just relax for me.
- Okay.
324
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,927
- I'd like you to try
kegel for me.
325
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,429
- Okay, sure.
326
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,807
- Go ahead.
- I'm doing it.
327
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,143
Am I not doing it?
- Let's try this.
328
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,980
When I hold up one finger, I
want you to squeeze your vagina.
329
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:11,482
When I hold up two fingers,
330
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,400
tighten your anus
but not your bum.
331
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,944
Three fingers,
contract your urethra.
332
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,404
Okay?
- Sure.
333
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,615
Should I also wiggle my liver
and move my spleen up and down?
334
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,408
- Nope.
- Okay.
335
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,535
- Nope.
336
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:24,912
Again.
337
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,205
- Nope.
- Ow.
338
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,498
- Good.
- Okay.
339
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,749
- No.
- Oh.
340
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,709
- Okay. Squeeze.
341
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:31,794
I am.
342
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:34,087
- No.
- This feedback is devastating.
343
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:38,217
- Your pelvic floor continued to
atrophy since your last child.
344
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,803
I'll give you some exercises
to do everyday
345
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,847
and in time... you'll regain
muscle tone.
346
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:44,932
- Okay. 'Cause wha...
347
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,643
'Cause we were thinking about
maybe having another baby.
348
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,269
- Oh. It would take
a lot of work
349
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,313
to get back
to where you are now.
350
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,356
- Right.
351
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,567
- Sluggish clenching,
feeble sphincters.
352
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,153
You need to train everyday
like an athlete.
353
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,613
- Actually, I am an athlete.
354
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:04,159
Yeah. Big field hockey star
in high school. So...
355
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,163
Do you mind if I just stay here
for a few minutes.
356
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,873
It's nice to lie down.
357
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,542
- Sure.
358
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,253
♪
359
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,638
- What are you...
360
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,848
- I'm doing kegel workout.
361
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,432
- Right now?
- Yeah, I'm almost done.
362
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,935
Supposed to imagine I'm picking
up pearls with my urethra.
363
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,645
- You'd make a heck
of a jewel thief.
364
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,730
Don't make me laugh.
365
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:34,940
What did you do?
366
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,400
- I made a terrible decision
about work clothes.
367
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,361
- Oh, nice. How much?
368
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:41,071
Mm.
369
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,076
Was that a wince
or a really big pearl?
370
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,161
- One just flowed
into the other.
371
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,496
- I'm gonna return these.
372
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,331
- No, it's fine. We'll just
carry a bit more debt.
373
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:54,001
I wanna start work in the fall.
Buy a yacht, it'd be great.
374
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,294
- Yeah.
375
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,212
But...
376
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,132
how long will you be at work
though if,
377
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,758
you know, a baby happens?
378
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,386
- Depends how fast it happens.
We could start now.
379
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,346
- Hmm. So you're still
in baby town?
380
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,223
- I am. Where you at?
381
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,600
- I mean, how can we afford it?
382
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,643
- Well, Pascale said
I didn't have to pay him
383
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,103
because he made me
piss my pants.
384
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,772
- Okay. That's not
the most reliable discount.
385
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,941
- I could make it work.
- It's not just the money.
386
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,902
'Cause we're finally getting
time back for us.
387
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,821
For you to workout.
For me to shop better.
388
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,699
- Did you not find something
nice for that amount of money?
389
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,327
- I panicked.
- What did you get?
390
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,078
- Red pants.
391
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,788
- What? Red?
392
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,081
- Ennis said they popped.
393
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,125
I don't know what
I'm supposed to like anymore.
394
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,460
- Not things that pop.
395
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,712
- I'm just... This is my problem
with having another kid.
396
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:43,175
I love our kids. I just feel
like I'm losing myself.
397
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,637
- Um, honestly, well...
398
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,682
you've never been cool.
399
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:55,020
And I just find it
irresistibly adorable.
400
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,732
- You're doing your exercises
right now, aren't you?
401
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,025
- You can feel that?
402
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,612
♪
403
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:08,575
♪
404
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,005
- Well, hello there.
405
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,090
- Hi, Uncle Ennis.
406
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,508
- I'm not responding to that.
407
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,218
Who is this handsome gentleman?
408
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,302
- It's Daddy.
409
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,387
- Uh-huh. Astrid,
what do you think?
410
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,596
- Yeah, I like it.
411
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,223
You look like
a king of the flight attendants.
412
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,975
- Flight attendants get a lot of
ass, so that's good.
413
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,268
James, why is your kid here?
414
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,187
- Uh, hi, Marla. I've two kids.
415
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,855
This one refuses to stay
with the sitter
416
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,065
but also refused to get dressed.
417
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,566
- Okay. Hi, Astrid.
- Marla.
418
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,026
- Okay. This is a huge disaster.
419
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,945
Can we just pretend
that she's with Ennis?
420
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,989
- Oh. I don't think
that's gonna work
421
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,448
because I don't wanna do that.
422
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,742
- This is a mess. Just go home.
Mr. Gero can hate you.
423
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,077
Speak of the devil.
424
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,955
- Marla, can we start?
My shins are killing me.
425
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,208
- James, meet the man who signs
your checks.
426
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,960
- Oh. Well, the checks are...
427
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,421
sweet, uh, thank you and...
428
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,922
- Just stop.
- Hello.
429
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,757
I've read emails about you.
430
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,970
- James is our top dog.
This is his wife, Astrid.
431
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,472
She used to work with the City.
Her birthday is in March.
432
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,766
- Hi. When is your birthday?
433
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,351
- Sadly, it's today.
434
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,394
- Oh.
435
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:19,730
- Yay. Happy Birthday.
- Wow.
436
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,898
Just to circle back real quick.
Um...
437
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:27,154
I love the job...
first, then the checks. So...
438
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,697
Hope that checks out!
439
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,283
- Why are you doing this?
- I don't know.
440
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,411
- Anybody gonna introduce me
or...? No one...
441
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,705
- Nanima got me new pajama.
442
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,750
- Who is this?
443
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,461
- Oh. This is
our daughter Vivian.
444
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,795
- Hmm.
445
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,548
Wish I wore my pajamas today.
446
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,133
- Happy birthday.
447
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,134
Thanks.
448
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,971
Now, I wish I had a little girl.
449
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,766
See, I had a son. Julian.
450
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,310
He's picking his acne.
- Oh.
451
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,853
- Leave it alone, boy.
452
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:02,731
He's no fun.
453
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,400
- Too bad.
- Oh, too bad.
454
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,610
You're fun.
455
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:07,778
- He has a kid.
456
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,029
I thought you said that
457
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,447
Gero thought
that kids were "career killers."
458
00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:11,823
- No. That's just my opinion.
459
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,493
Seems like your kid is in.
Let's exploit this.
460
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,952
Oh, oh.
461
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,579
No, no, no, sweetie. It's okay.
462
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:19,623
That's just Baggie.
He's a mascot, he's fun.
463
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:20,582
He carries your food.
464
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:21,875
- Inside of his body.
465
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,418
Which is actually weird
if you think about it.
466
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,003
Hi, Mr. Gero.
I'm Ennis, by the way.
467
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,588
- It's all right, sweetheart.
Don't worry about it.
468
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,131
You don't like Baggie.
Neither do I.
469
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,508
Go on. Get out of here.
470
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:33,720
Baggie, nobody wants you here.
You scared my friend.
471
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,598
Oh. Looks like the
photographer's ready.
472
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,849
- Okay. It's show time.
473
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,519
Let's get Vivian and her parents
in the shot.
474
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,895
- Oh.
- Come on, Vivian.
475
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,480
- No, actually she doesn't go
with strangers.
476
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,649
- There we go.
- Unless I'm right behind.
477
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,485
- James, you're in the the pic.
478
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:50,445
You've breached the castle
walls. Thumbs up.
479
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,448
Ennis, Baggies council.
Go deal with him, okay. Thanks.
480
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,077
- Oh, is that what I'm here for?
To deal with Baggie?
481
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:01,206
All right everyone,
are we ready? It looks like rain
482
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,374
okay?
- James.
483
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,417
- Mm.
- Your pants. They're red.
484
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,753
- Yeah.
- Why?
485
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,217
Oh. There she is. Hi, Vivian.
- Hi.
486
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,389
- Uh. Stand up
straight, Nosferatu.
487
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,684
- All right, everyone.
Are we ready?
488
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,358
- I'll get her.
- No. I will.
489
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:35,532
♪
490
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,495
- Oh, no! Oh, God. oh.
491
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,663
Okay.
492
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,086
- That was incredible.
You're a beast.
493
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,796
- I peed myself when I
picked her up again.
494
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:54,217
- All right. On the count of
three, everybody say "Gero's."
495
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,261
One, two and three!
496
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,929
Gero's.
497
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,976
So happy they gave me
a framed photo of this.
498
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,895
- Yeah, the red pants really
draw the eye.
499
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,480
- I hate it. It's all I can see.
I'm never wearing them again.
500
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,566
- No, you have to.
You paid too much for them.
501
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,984
Make 'em your Christmas pants.
502
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:14,154
And your Valentine's pants.
And your spaghetti pants.
503
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,782
- I like those pants, Dad.
They look like blood.
504
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,535
Like your legs got all cut up
and bloody.
505
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,078
- Mm.
- Yeah,
506
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,039
that's pretty cool, right?
507
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,041
- I love your old pants.
508
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,501
- Oh.
- Yeah, me too, sweetie.
509
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,962
I'm gonna put this in a drawer.
510
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,424
- Hey, give that back!
511
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,384
Give that back!
- She went that way.
512
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,719
She went that way.
513
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,224
- Aha! Yes, I got it! And I have
the money and you are nothing.
514
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,725
- Nothing.
- Hey!
515
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:47,312
- The body is a miracle.
- You can handle so much pain.
516
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,813
Speak for yourself.
517
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,440
Even as you begin
that phase in your life
518
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,150
where hangovers
lasts for days...
519
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,568
And you can pull
a muscle
520
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,362
in your back
just by stretching...
521
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,448
...you can still feel
so much joy and pleasure.
522
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,702
So while it's easy
to judge yourself
523
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,788
for not being
as strong as you were...
524
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,123
Or for looking
like a dad.
525
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,667
Or, in my case, a DILF.
526
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,502
Oh, you're a total DILF.
527
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,878
Thank you.
528
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,922
You gotta follow
your kids' examples.
529
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,799
They don't care
what they look like.
530
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,926
And they think
they're invincible.
531
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,887
More importantly,
they think we're cool,
532
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,305
strong and beautiful.
533
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:26,017
Until they're like
eleven, so enjoy it.
534
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,521
I think we should take
a little rest.
535
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,022
- I wanna crush you some more!
536
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,400
- No, I think we're done
crushing daddy.
537
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,818
- Crush me, crush me.
538
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,570
- No. You know what? You can
crush your sister. Okay? Gently.
539
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,947
- Upstairs.
- Yeah.
540
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,287
Oh, my God!
541
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,709
- My neck.
542
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,127
My neck.
543
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,380
- I mean, you're gonna
get critics.
544
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,424
There's gonna be people who
don't like what you do.
545
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,258
I was a DJ.
546
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,303
You think everybody liked
every song I played?
547
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,181
You know what? Can I make
a suggestion?
548
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,516
Unsolicited advice?
549
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,435
What about, like a, face?
550
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,021
You know what I mean?
Couple of eyes.
551
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,023
Even just a mouth would be
552
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,607
really lightening up for people,
you know.
553
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,109
Make you a bit more accessible.
554
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,527
Julian, what do you think?
555
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,530
Yeah? A face
would be nice, right?
556
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,490
You get it.
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