Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:14,764
"Love
2
00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:18,727
Exciting and new
3
00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:22,772
Come aboard
4
00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:27,277
We're expecting you
5
00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,822
Love
6
00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:34,784
Life's sweetest reward
7
00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:38,788
Let it flow
8
00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,959
It floats back to you
9
00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:46,463
The Love Boat
10
00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:51,259
Soon we'll be making anotherrun.
11
00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:54,637
The Love Boat
12
00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:59,142
Promises something for everyone
13
00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,977
Set a course for adventure
14
00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:07,484
Your mind on a new romance
15
00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:11,154
And Love
16
00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:15,158
Won't hurt anymore
17
00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:19,162
It's an open smile
18
00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:23,666
On a friendly shore
19
00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:28,004
It's love
20
00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:34,511
Welcome aboard it's love."
21
00:01:56,282 --> 00:02:02,372
ISAAC:
Julie, what's the problem?
22
00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,207
GOPHER:
And you're worried about how you
look?
23
00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,458
For a trainee?
24
00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:08,419
JULIE:
Well, it's up to me to set a
good example for her.
25
00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,921
GOPHER:
Oh, it's a her!?
26
00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,047
DOC:
A her?...
27
00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,715
Does my shirt look okay?
28
00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:13,842
ISAAC:
Hey, what about my tie?
29
00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,051
GOPHER:
What about my hair?
30
00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:16,719
JULIE:
Okay, you guys, cut it out.
31
00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,888
She's here to learn the
business, not get it.
32
00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,348
Now, behave yourselves.
33
00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:21,391
GOPHER:
Behave yourselves.
34
00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:22,767
JULIE:
Starting right now.
35
00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,936
CONNIE:
Uh, Miss McCoy?
36
00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:26,062
JULIE:
Connie Evans?
37
00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:26,896
CONNIE:
Yes.
38
00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,022
JULIE:
Welcome aboard.
39
00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:29,190
CONNIE:
Thank you.
40
00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,776
GOPHER:
Ah, well, Yeoman Purser Smith at
your service.
41
00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,903
ISAAC:
Isaac Washington, Chief Barman.
42
00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,030
DOC:
I'm Dr. Adam Bricker, the ship's
physician.
43
00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,574
If you have any questions about
your body...
44
00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:38,533
JULIE:
Doc!
45
00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:42,036
CONNIE:
It's really nice to meet you
all.
46
00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,080
JULIE:
Connie, don't let these clowns
scare you.
47
00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:45,498
The rest of the crew is normal.
48
00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,750
GOPHER:
Oh, Connie, believe me, we're
the only ones worth knowing.
49
00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,378
The rest of the crew is strictly
chopped liver.
50
00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:55,425
CAPTAIN:
And, on behalf of all of us
chopped liver, allow me to
introduce myself.
51
00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:56,467
I'm Captain Stubing.
52
00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,927
GOPHER:
I'm just leaving.
53
00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,262
ISAAC:
Uh...nice meeting you...
54
00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:00,597
DOC:
My offer still holds.
55
00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,265
CONNIE:
Okay.
56
00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,100
It's an honor to meet you, sir.
57
00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:06,477
I've heard so much about you.
58
00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:07,937
CAPTAIN:
Why, thank you.
59
00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,231
I, I'm delighted to have you
with us.
60
00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,192
I'm sure you'll learn a great
deal from Miss McCoy.
61
00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:16,946
CONNIE:
You don't know how grateful I am
for this opportunity.
62
00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,283
Julie is supposed to be the best
cruise director afloat.
63
00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,744
JULIE: Well, I don't know about
the best.
64
00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:26,122
But, then, who am I to judge?
65
00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,874
Think I'd better start cruise
directing.
66
00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:28,791
CAPTAIN:
Yes.
67
00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,793
Carry on...
68
00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:31,669
Carry on.
69
00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,965
CONNIE:
Everybody is so nice.
70
00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:41,763
I'd give anything to have your
job...on another boat, I mean.
71
00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,389
JULIE:
Well, we start with passengers.
72
00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:47,143
Now, as they come on, just make
sure that they know what their
room number is...
73
00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:47,977
GOPHER:
Who's next, please?
74
00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,270
DURWOOD:
Oh, here I am, Durwood Moss.
75
00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:49,854
MAISIE:
I was next.
76
00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:50,521
DURWOOD:
Madam, please.
77
00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,440
MAISIE:
I was here first!
78
00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:53,316
Maisie Nolan.
79
00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,359
Miss Maisie Nolan.
80
00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:55,318
GOPHER:
Right.
81
00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,195
Miss Nolan...
82
00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,656
You're in Cabin F-One Thirty
Five, Fiesta Deck.
83
00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:00,531
And, Mr. Moss...
84
00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:01,324
DURWOOD:
Yes.
85
00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,492
GOPHER:
You're...right next door.
86
00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:03,952
DURWOOD:
Thanks very much.
87
00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:07,163
Age before beauty, Miss Nolan.
88
00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:09,040
MAISIE:
I believe you have that wrong.
89
00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:11,376
It's "Pearls before swine".
90
00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,129
DURWOOD:
Ah, what's so funny?
91
00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:25,014
JULIE:
Well, we're practically
neighbors!
92
00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,141
I grew up in Forest Grove!
93
00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,184
RICHARD:
You're kidding!
94
00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,186
You hear that, sweetheart?
95
00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,021
JULIE:
Oh, I really miss that place.
96
00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,857
My parents grew up there, and
their parents before them.
97
00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:38,194
CONNIE:
Well, sounds like a perfect
place to raise kids.
98
00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:39,028
RICHARD:
Perfect.
99
00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,782
CONNIE:
Do you have any kids?
100
00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,370
SHARON:
Excuse me.
101
00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,872
RICHARD:
Sharon!
102
00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,374
CONNIE:
Did I say something wrong?
103
00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,085
RICHARD:
Our little boy...he was eight
years old.
104
00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:55,878
Excuse me.
105
00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,213
JULIE:
Well, how were you gonna know?
106
00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:59,215
Now, don't worry, I'll take care
of it.
107
00:04:59,298 --> 00:04:59,799
CONNIE:
Okay.
108
00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,719
CAPTAIN:
Well...
109
00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,555
You must be a good student if
Julie left you on your own
already.
110
00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:09,517
CONNIE:
Well, actually, Julie had to go
apologize to one of the
passengers.
111
00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,935
Something she said upset them.
112
00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,520
CAPTAIN:
Oh?
113
00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:13,646
That's not like her.
114
00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:17,692
CONNIE:
Well, even the best make
mistakes sometimes.
115
00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,743
DOC:
Er, what's Connie Evans' cabin
number?
116
00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:36,252
I, I tell you why I gotta know,
because what if she has some
sort of attack in the middle of
the night?
117
00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:37,420
DOC:
Come on, Gopher.
118
00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:40,214
GOPHER:
Doc, please, I'm busy, I'm short
one passenger.
119
00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:43,092
Theodore Dennison, Jr.
120
00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,844
THEODORE:
I'm Theodore Dennison, Jr.
121
00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,434
GOPHER:
Well, Mr. D., welcome aboard.
122
00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,270
Listen, you better tell your
folks to hurry up, or they're
not gonna make it.
123
00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,939
THEODORE:
Nah, you see...
124
00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,024
GOPHER:
Please...
125
00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,692
THEODORE:
My folks are not tryin' to make
it.
126
00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,070
They're back in Stockton...
127
00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,112
But it's okay.
128
00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,616
Hey, look...I, I got permission.
129
00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,618
DOC:
What does it say?
130
00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:13,081
GOPHER:
Theodore paid for his cruise out
of his newspaper money, and he
is old enough to travel alone.
131
00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,458
Signed, "Mom".
132
00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:20,088
DOC:
Look, son, I, I think we're
gonna have to talk to your
parents about this.
133
00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,756
What's your phone number?
134
00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,467
THEODORE:
Ah...forgot.
135
00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,636
GOPHER:
Well, what's your father's first
name?
136
00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,179
THEODORE:
I forgot.
137
00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:32,433
DOC:
It's obviously Theodore, since
his name is Theodore Dennison
Junior.
138
00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,310
GOPHER:
I forgot...
139
00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:38,648
But, you can't call Stockton
now, because the phone won't
work till the ship's out of
port.
140
00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:39,649
DOC:
I forgot.
141
00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:44,403
Excuse me.
142
00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,321
GOPHER:
Just a moment...right.
143
00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:46,697
THEODORE:
Take your time, take your time.
144
00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,992
DOC:
Tell him you don't take
passengers under four foot
three.
145
00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,829
GOPHER:
We can't leave a kid his age
stranded in Los Angeles!
146
00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,832
DOC:
You can't leave a kid my age
stranded in Los Angeles.
147
00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:04,507
I'd argue more, but we're
sailing.
148
00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,385
GOPHER:
Well, Mr. D., allow me to show
you to your cabin, sir.
149
00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:08,803
THEODORE:
All right!!
150
00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,247
DURWOOD:
Excuse me.
151
00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:39,041
Miss Nolan?...
152
00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,419
Okay, Maisie, where did you put
my shorts?
153
00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:44,839
MAISIE:
Are you crazy?
154
00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:46,299
Yelling about your shorts in the
middle of the hall!
155
00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:49,427
If anybody finds out we're
married, you're gonna blow the
whole idea.
156
00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,429
DURWOOD:
Well, separate vacations wasn't
my idea.
157
00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:52,889
MAISIE:
Some separate vacations!
158
00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,891
You took the cabin right next
door.
159
00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,727
Believe me, this is not what the
marriage counselor had in mind.
160
00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,395
DURWOOD:
Ah, that guy was a waste of
money.
161
00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:01,063
Look, Maisie, you know I love
you.
162
00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,232
MAISIE:
Oh, you sure never tell me
anymore.
163
00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:03,733
DURWOOD:
I just told you.
164
00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:04,734
Remember me?
165
00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:05,526
Tall guy with glasses, standing
right here.
166
00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,570
MAISIE:
Very funny, very funny...
167
00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:12,700
It's not the same.
168
00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:15,077
Oh, you used to be so romantic.
169
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,413
Remember, Durwood?
170
00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:20,917
You remember when you used to
call me long distance in the
middle of the night?
171
00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,086
DURWOOD:
Well, the rates were cheaper
after eleven.
172
00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,422
MAISIE:
You really know how to win a
woman's heart, Durwood.
173
00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:28,299
DURWOOD:
Oh, Maisie, come on, sweetheart,
now listen....
174
00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:30,426
MAISIE: No, no, now, let go...
175
00:08:30,509 --> 00:08:31,427
Get out.
176
00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:36,557
You can't come here, hoping to
make up now...
177
00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:43,147
I, oh, I want someone to say I'm
wonderful and...
178
00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:48,402
pretty and, and desirable,
and...well, if my own husband
179
00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:51,614
can't make me feel that way,
then I'm just gonna find
somebody who can.
180
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:52,615
DURWOOD:
Oh, yeah; well, lots of luck!
181
00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,116
There's only six hundred people
on this ship.
182
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,743
MAISIE:
Well, all I need is one!
183
00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:58,621
DURWOOD:
Okay, Miss Nolan, if that's the
way you want it, those are the
rules.
184
00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,081
But, remember, two can play at
that game.
185
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,880
MAISIE:
And your shorts are in the side
pocket next to your Dentucreme!
186
00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:22,270
GOPHER:
So, what made you select our
particular ship for your trip,
Mr.
187
00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,771
Dennison?
188
00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,982
THEODORE:
Well, I heard the food was good,
you know?
189
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:26,816
DOC:
You musta heard right.
190
00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,819
That's your fourth hot dog.
191
00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:33,447
SHARON:
Richard, I'm sorry about today;
you know, boarding the ship.
192
00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,991
RICHARD:
Forget it.
193
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:38,995
SHARON:
I just want you to know I
appreciate you not mentioning it
all day.
194
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,080
RICHARD:
Well, what can I say?
195
00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:44,458
I'm a perfect husband.
196
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,211
And you're a perfect wife.
197
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,505
Let's have a perfect dinner.
198
00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:52,341
SHARON:
And a perfect evening.
199
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,301
RICHARD:
Perfect.
200
00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:58,514
MAISIE:
Oh, hi.
201
00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,473
Hi, honey.
202
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,474
I'm Maisie Nolan.
203
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,852
Would you happen to know where
table nine is?
204
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:03,686
JULIE:
Yes, I would.
205
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:04,645
It's right over here.
206
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:05,855
MAISIE:
Oh, thanks.
207
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:10,860
JULIE:
Hey, you're in for some very
pleasant company.
208
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:14,238
MAISIE:
I see what you mean!
209
00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,035
DURWOOD:
Evening.
210
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:19,869
JACK:
Evening.
211
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,996
MAISIE:
Oh, now I see it.
212
00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:24,457
Now I don't.
213
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,333
JULIE:
Hello.
214
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,543
Miss Maisie Nolan, may I
present, Mr...?
215
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:28,127
JACK:
Jack Plymouth.
216
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,211
MAISIE:
Hi, how are you?
217
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,046
Nice to see you.
218
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:30,755
JACK:
My pleasure.
219
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:31,547
JULIE:
And, Mr...
220
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,340
DURWOOD:
Durwood Moss.
221
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,134
MAISIE:
Swell.
222
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:38,387
JULIE:
Well, how 'bout I just leave you
folks to get acquainted?
223
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,138
DURWOOD:
Thank you.
224
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:39,680
MAISIE:
Ah, thanks, honey, bye!
225
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,723
JULIE:
Bye, bye.
226
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:41,849
MAISIE:
Thank you.
227
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,894
Thank you...
228
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,729
Ah, ah...Mr...?
229
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:47,897
JACK:
Plymouth.
230
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,232
MAISIE:
Plymouth...Plymouth, yes; what
do you do, Mr.
231
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:50,983
Plymouth?
232
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,069
JACK:
I'm in life insurance.
233
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,072
MAISIE:
Oh, that's absolutely
fascinating.
234
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,573
DURWOOD:
Yes.
235
00:10:57,656 --> 00:11:03,746
Mortality tables really liven up
an evening.
236
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:04,705
JACK:
I don't think Mr.
237
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:05,915
Moss wants to hear about it.
238
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:06,916
MAISIE:
Oh, well, Mr.
239
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:07,958
Moss can just....
240
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,611
BARBI:
Is this table number nine?
241
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:37,780
DURWOOD:
Well, it can be any number you
want.
242
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,116
BARBI:
Oh, then I'd like it to be nine.
243
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:40,991
DURWOOD:
Good.
244
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,034
Just...
245
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,329
BARBI:
This is my very first cruise, on
the sea.
246
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:48,332
Hi.
247
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:48,874
DURWOOD:
Hi.
248
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:49,750
BARBI:
I'm Barbi.
249
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:54,797
DURWOOD:
I'm Ken...I mean...Durwood...
250
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,632
Oh, don't mind them, they're
insurance freaks.
251
00:11:56,715 --> 00:12:00,511
Now, why don't you tell me the
story of your life?
252
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,470
BARBI:
My life?
253
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:01,971
DURWOOD:
Um hm.
254
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,139
BARBI:
Oooh...
255
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,057
DURWOOD:
Or any life you might want to
tell me about.
256
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:12,440
THEODORE:
Well, if you're a doctor, how
come you don't work in, in a
hospital?
257
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,818
DOC:
Well, everyone at the hospital
ate an apple a day...
258
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:16,652
THEODORE:
Um hm.
259
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:17,987
DOC:
And that's what kept me away.
260
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,331
SHARON:
I, I'm sorry.
261
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,666
I...that migraine's starting
again.
262
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,793
RICHARD:
Sharon, you gotta stop this.
263
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:36,172
You can't run every time you
hear a little boy laugh.
264
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,256
SHARON:
Richard, please...
265
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,841
RICHARD: No.
266
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,177
Sharon, we start now.
267
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,512
If we don't, we never will.
268
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,233
SHARON:
I can't.
269
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:03,991
CAPTAIN:
Good evening.
270
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:04,867
GOPHER:
Evening, sir.
271
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,827
CAPTAIN:
Any clues on our mystery boy?
272
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:07,995
DOC:
No, it's still a mystery.
273
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,538
GOPHER:
I can't reach his parents.
274
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,665
The Stockton Police don't know
anything.
275
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,000
And he sure ain't talking.
276
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:19,048
THEODORE:
See, that's because...I have
good table manners, yeah.
277
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:22,259
I never talk with my mouth full.
278
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,220
JULIE:
Maybe we better try his parents
again.
279
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,554
GOPHER:
Right.
280
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,642
Excuse me.
281
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,684
DOC:
Julie, sit here.
282
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,852
JULIE:
Oh...
283
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:53,624
Thank you.
284
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,084
CAPTAIN:
Excuse me, please.
285
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,085
DOC:
You okay?
286
00:13:56,168 --> 00:14:04,593
JULIE:
Yes, thank you.
287
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,389
CAPTAIN:
About that dress you're almost
wearing...
288
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,640
CONNIE:
You don't like it?
289
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,434
CAPTAIN:
Well, I've picked up survivors
at sea with more on.
290
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,186
Just change.
291
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:19,483
CONNIE:
I didn't want to wear this, but
Julie thought it would make a
good impression.
292
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,070
Don't tell her I told you;
listen, I'm sure she meant well.
293
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:23,988
I'll go change.
294
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,928
MAISIE:
Oh, Jack, Jack, you can't mean
that; why, we just met
295
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,307
JACK:
Believe me, I see you as the one
person in this room who deserves
296
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,934
the benefits of our convertible
retirement income plan.
297
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,979
MAISIE:
Oh, Jack, the things you say!
298
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,107
BARBI:
And then, when I was three, I
ate my first zucchini.
299
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,693
My mother grew it in our own
backyard.
300
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,405
It gave me these terrible bumps
all over my body.
301
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:06,989
DURWOOD:
Wonderful
302
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:09,033
ISAAC:
Here you go.
303
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,159
Two tequila sunrises.
304
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,702
DURWOOD:
Thank you.
305
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:15,289
BARBI:
I was telling you all about my
body, and you weren't
interested.
306
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,001
DURWOOD:
Oh, I am interested, believe me.
307
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:19,585
Yes.
308
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,004
ISAAC:
I believe him...
309
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,213
Just trying to help.
310
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,510
BARBI:
You're very special to me.
311
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,180
DURWOOD:
I'm sorry, I didn't hear what
you said.
312
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,181
What?
313
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,808
BARBI:
I said you're very special to
me...
314
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,186
But, I won't tell you why.
315
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,020
DURWOOD:
Oh!
316
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,605
Why don't you go ahead and tell
me?
317
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,357
BARBI:
All right.
318
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:46,528
Because you remind me of my
father.
319
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,656
DURWOOD:
You shouldn't have told me.
320
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,700
MAISIE:
Oh, Jack, I'm having the most
wonderful evening!
321
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,828
I could listen to your sweet
talk forever.
322
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:14,223
RICHARD:
Let him go, Sharon.
323
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:20,896
SHARON:
I can't...I can't...I can't.
324
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:27,069
RICHARD:
Sharon, no more...no more.
325
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,863
Terry is gone.
326
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,573
Don't do this to yourself.
327
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,449
To us.
328
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,244
We knew when he was born.
329
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,163
The doctors told us two years at
the most.
330
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,581
But, we were blessed.
331
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,043
We had him for eight glorious
years.
332
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,962
We have to be thankful for that.
333
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,755
SHARON:
Thankful?!
334
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,090
Why him?!
335
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,466
Why us?!
336
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,927
RICHARD:
No one knows those things, baby.
337
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,930
But, we can't stop living.
338
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,641
That's a terrible thing to do to
Terry's memory.
339
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,227
We can't destroy the only thing
we have left of him.
340
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:06,442
SHARON:
Oh, Richard...
341
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,278
How does it make sense?
342
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,782
To get hurt so much for loving
so much?
343
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,492
Oh, Richard.
344
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,995
RICHARD:
I don't know, baby.
345
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,122
I don't know.
346
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,707
I guess nobody does.
347
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,633
SHARON:
Yeah...
348
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:39,141
Oh...I'd better get us unpacked.
349
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,310
Half of the stuff is still in
the bags.
350
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:41,977
RICHARD:
Here, I'll help.
351
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,145
SHARON:
No!
352
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,313
I want you to get out of here
and give me some room.
353
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,815
RICHARD:
Okay...I'll go to the lounge and
have a drink...
354
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,067
SHARON:
Okay.
355
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:56,116
RICHARD:
I love you, Sharon.
356
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,661
SHARON:
Don't stop.
357
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,331
Oh, God, please don't stop.
358
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,208
Richard....
359
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,340
Oh...
360
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,633
GOPHER:
He should be in his room, sir.
361
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,468
CAPTAIN:
Well, I just want to let him
know what's happening.
362
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,848
GOPHER:
Mr. Dennison!
363
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:20,682
THEODORE:
Hey.
364
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,518
CAPTAIN:
Just the man I'm looking for.
365
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,562
GOPHER:
Mr. D., you are in a lot of
trouble.
366
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,022
You remember the Captain?
367
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,023
THEODORE:
Hey, yeah, what's happening,
man?
368
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:30,108
CAPTAIN:
Yes.
369
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:34,404
Well, we finally reached your
parents, and, well, they've been
chasing around all night, trying
to find you.
370
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,199
Theodore, you got 'em worried
sick.
371
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,868
THEODORE:
Hey, man, they, they're not
worried about me.
372
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,454
They, they worried about
themselves.
373
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,373
They, they, they fight.
374
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,543
They, they talkin' about gettin'
a divorce.
375
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:52,881
Hey, look, I figure if they
splittin', I'm splittin'.
376
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,218
GOPHER:
Mr. Dennison, you're a pretty
gutsy guy, but...
377
00:18:56,301 --> 00:19:00,430
CAPTAIN:
But, we think you should know,
that your parents plan on
meeting
378
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:06,895
the ship in Puerto Vallarta, and
they want to take you back home
with them.
379
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,939
THEODORE:
Hey, look, I got no home...
380
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,698
When do we get to this Puerto
place?
381
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,074
CAPTAIN:
Day after tomorrow.
382
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,743
THEODORE:
Hey, maybe by then I'll have a
home.
383
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,038
I'll see you'all guys later man,
be cool!
384
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:25,706
CAPTAIN:
Be cool?
385
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:32,588
GOPHER:
Be cool.
386
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,964
JULIE:
Well, you must have heard wrong.
387
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,757
Why would Connie tell a lie like
that?
388
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,759
ISAAC:
Because she couldn't think of
anything better.
389
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,303
MAISIE:
We just met.
390
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:44,349
JACK:
Maisie, I'm offering you
something I couldn't offer
anybody else.
391
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:48,228
MAISIE:
Jack, I'm sorry, but I really
don't need a homeowner's
policy...
392
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:55,444
I mean...don't rush me.
393
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,113
A woman needs time.
394
00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,281
JACK:
But my policy is...
395
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,908
MAISIE:
Honesty...
396
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,286
Honesty is the best policy.
397
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:08,415
And I, I honestly don't think I
can go through with this
398
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,543
Not on our first date....
399
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,642
Ah-hah!
400
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,769
You eavesdropper!
401
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,146
Well, I'm glad you heard what
went on.
402
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,814
It's obvious that Jack's crazy
about me.
403
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,150
I had to fight to keep him out
of my cabin.
404
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,485
DURWOOD:
Are you kidding?
405
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,987
He was trying to sell you
insurance in the middle of the
night.
406
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,031
Let's face it.
407
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,991
Nothing's happening there, and
nothing is going to.
408
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,160
MAISIE:
Oh, really?
409
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,162
Oh, really?!
410
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:51,124
Well, you just tune in tomorrow
night and you'll hear something
that'll make your ears drop
off!!
411
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:05,514
THEODORE:
Oh, excuse me, Mister, could I
please come in?
412
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,515
RICHARD:
Come in.
413
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,225
THEODORE:
Thanks...
414
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,851
It, it almost got me!
415
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:10,894
RICHARD:
Who?
416
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:15,023
THEODORE:
A kinda King Kong thing with
fins.
417
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,025
RICHARD:
Oh, a nightmare?
418
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,195
THEODORE:
Is, is it okay if I sit down,
just for a minute?
419
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:22,739
RICHARD:
Sure.
420
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,701
THEODORE:
I'm...Theodore from next door.
421
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,036
RICHARD:
Where are your parents,
Theodore?
422
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,038
THEODORE:
I, I don't have any.
423
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:30,831
I'm alone.
424
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,749
RICHARD:
Who's taking care of you?
425
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,043
THEODORE:
I, I can take care of myself.
426
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:39,840
I, I can handle anything, except
nightmares.
427
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,012
RICHARD:
Okay.
428
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,556
You stay here with us, till you
feel better.
429
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,516
THEODORE:
That may be a while.
430
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:50,684
I'm a slow healer.
431
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,355
RICHARD:
Well, why don't I order some
milk?
432
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,606
It, it's great for nightmares.
433
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,234
THEODORE:
I already had the nightmare.
434
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:03,071
But, how about some hot
chocolate?
435
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:07,075
RICHARD: Okay.
436
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:14,249
THEODORE:
When I had parents, you know,
like before and I had bad
dreams,
437
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:23,717
my mother, she used to let me
get in bed with her.
438
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:29,222
SHARON:
Come on.
439
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,932
There...
440
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,727
Now, you're gonna be just fine.
441
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:37,105
That old monster wouldn't dare
come after you here.
442
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:37,981
THEODORE:
Yeah?
443
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,149
SHARON:
Yeah.
444
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,174
GOPHER:
Don't ask me to tell you because
it's a secret.
445
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:05,801
JULIE:
What's a secret?
446
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,052
GOPHER:
Connie and me.
447
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:11,973
I told you not to ask me, you
know I can't keep a secret.
448
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,391
DOC:
Connie and you?
449
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:17,104
That's funny, 'cause last night
in the moonlight, it was Connie
and me!
450
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:20,607
GOPHER:
Oh, you poor gullible fool you.
451
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,483
DOC: Me?
452
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:23,485
ISAAC:
I'll tell you who's gullible...
453
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,028
You!
454
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:29,783
That girl's only after one
thing...your job.
455
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:33,161
And she'll use anybody to try
and get it.
456
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,832
DOC:
Come to think of it, she did ask
me if you had a long term
contract.
457
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:41,128
JULIE:
Honestly, you guys, and they say
women are suspicious.
458
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,468
ISAAC:
Let's see, you're a Tom Collins.
459
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:56,184
You are a gin and tonic, and you
are a Zombie.
460
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,019
Nothing personal.
461
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:05,902
DURWOOD:
Well...I didn't know they made
orthopedic bathing suits.
462
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,863
MAISIE:
Oh, listen to the sexpot.
463
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:12,200
No sex and all pot.
464
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:17,956
DURWOOD:
I'd love to stand here and watch
the sun dry you out, but Barbi
and I have plans.
465
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:21,001
First a little fiesta, and then
a little siesta.
466
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,502
If you know what that means.
467
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,545
MAISIE:
Oh, sure.
468
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,630
One drink, and you're out cold.
469
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:42,022
RICHARD:
Here he comes.
470
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:44,858
SHARON:
Hey, good morning, Theodore.
471
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:46,943
THEODORE:
S-say, what?
472
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,153
SHARON:
Good morning.
473
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,196
THEODORE:
Oh, oh.
474
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,197
Good morning.
475
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,115
SHARON:
Good morning.
476
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,450
THEODORE:
Listen, can I ask you something?
477
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,577
SHARON:
Sure.
478
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:59,414
THEODORE:
Well...would you adopt me?
479
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,628
...I'm a nice kid, affectionate.
480
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:09,549
And, and I work hard, and I had
a paper route ever since I was
six.
481
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:13,803
And, oh, oh, and I'm gonna grow
taller.
482
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,055
RICHARD:
Look, Theodore, I...
483
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,474
THEODORE:
I, I'd be perfect for your kids
to play with...
484
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,854
That is your son, the picture in
the room?
485
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:23,897
RICHARD:
Theodore...
486
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:31,821
SHARON:
It's okay...Theodore...our son
died.
487
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,615
THEODORE:
Oh.
488
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:34,741
SHARON:
Yes.
489
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:37,327
THEODORE:
Then we'd be perfect for each
other.
490
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:42,958
Well, seeing as how you're kinda
like orphans, too.
491
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,265
RICHARD:
You look beautiful!
492
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:01,601
SHARON:
Well, you're lookin' pretty good
yourself.
493
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,312
You know, Theodore thinks you
are very together.
494
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,022
RICHARD:
Listen, hon, about Theodore...
495
00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:08,024
SHARON:
Isn't he something?
496
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:13,154
Can you imagine, a kid with his
background, one orphanage after
another, and he still turned out
great.
497
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,073
Hey, Richard, with the
advantages we could give him.
498
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,825
RICHARD:
Sharon, he has parents.
499
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,827
SHARON:
He does not.
500
00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:22,872
RICHARD:
I spoke to the Captain today.
501
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,667
He ran away from home.
502
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,877
His parents are coming to pick
him up in Puerto Vallarta.
503
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,755
SHARON:
I see, and who paid for his
cabin on the ship?
504
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,008
RICHARD:
He did, with his newspaper route
money.
505
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:34,676
SHARON:
That's ridiculous.
506
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:39,180
He just told everybody that
story because he doesn't want
'em to know the truth.
507
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,390
Richard, nobody wants him.
508
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:44,185
He, he told me, his, his uncle
in Mexico paid for the trip.
509
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:47,689
Theodore is being forced on him,
because he happens to be a
relative.
510
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:53,486
He's gonna be taken off this
ship to live the rest of his
childhood with a man who doesn't
give a damn about him.
511
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:59,576
RICHARD:
Sweetheart, even if that were
true, which I doubt, we couldn't
do anything about it!
512
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:02,329
SHARON:
Can we just see what happens in
Puerto Vallarta?
513
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:03,872
Please.
514
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:06,458
RICHARD:
Okay.
515
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:07,375
SHARON:
Thank you.
516
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,503
THEODORE:
Guess who's coming to dinner!
517
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:16,593
JULIE:
Hey, guys, what do you think of
my idea for the Captain's
cocktail party?
518
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,386
Wild West Night.
519
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,890
We'll get all the crew and all
the passengers and everybody to
dress up in western clothes.
520
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:26,186
And, we'll have the waiters wear
big, old handlebar mustaches,
and big cowboy hats, and...
521
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:29,105
oh, and we'll serve mugs of
beer, and red eye, and we'll
just all
522
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:31,441
sit around and sing all those
old western songs.
523
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:32,108
What do you think?
524
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:32,901
GOPHER:
Yeah.
525
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:34,736
CAPTAIN: I think that's
terrific.
526
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:35,779
Good evening, all.
527
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,739
GOPHER:
Good evening, sir.
528
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:41,117
CAPTAIN:
Miss Evans has just told me
about a wonderful idea she has
for my farewell cocktail party.
529
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:42,452
A Wild West Night.
530
00:27:43,661 --> 00:27:45,205
GOPHER:
No kidding.
531
00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:50,001
Hey, guys, I'll bet the waiters
can wear cowboy hats, and
handlebar mustaches.
532
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:53,546
ISAAC:
And we can serve beer in mugs
and red eye.
533
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,924
DOC:
And sing all the old-fashioned
Western songs?
534
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:56,925
GOPHER:
Darn tootin'.
535
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,260
CAPTAIN:
Well, I see she's already told
you.
536
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,805
JULIE:
How did you ever think of it?
537
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,681
CONNIE:
Just came to me.
538
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:09,437
CAPTAIN:
And since this is Miss Evans'
own idea, I think we should let
her handle all of it.
539
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:12,982
JULIE:
I was just about to make that
very same suggestion.
540
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,692
CAPTAIN:
Good.
541
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,402
Shall we?
542
00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:16,111
CONNIE:
Yes.
543
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,659
JULIE:
How 'bout that?
544
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:23,618
GOPHER:
Yeah.
545
00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,954
And I thought you said it was
your idea.
546
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,799
SHARON:
Theodore, open the door.
547
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:39,843
Theodore, we're gonna talk to
your uncle.
548
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,344
We're gonna try and work
something out.
549
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:42,512
Come on.
550
00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:43,471
THEODORE:
No way, man.
551
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,974
They'll never take me alive.
552
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:47,308
SHARON:
I have tried everything.
553
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,685
He won't come out.
554
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:51,104
RICHARD: Well, it's kind of
academic now.
555
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,815
Nobody showed up to claim him.
556
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,865
THEODORE:
Nobody?
557
00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:02,949
RICHARD:
Sorry.
558
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:15,336
SHARON:
Hey...Theodore, you got us...
559
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:21,634
Hey!
560
00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:28,475
CAPTAIN:
Yes, Mrs. Dennison, I
understand.
561
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:31,186
Will you still be able to make
connections?
562
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:34,022
Um-hm, that's good.
563
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,774
Oh, believe me, he's getting
along just fine.
564
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:40,862
Yes, there's a young couple on
board who are spending a lot of
time with him.
565
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,906
No, I understand.
566
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,366
Yeah, so, we'll see you in
Mazatlan.
567
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,911
Good, and don't worry, he's
getting along just fine.
568
00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:51,039
THEODORE:
Yeah!!
569
00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:54,125
RICHARD:
Watch out for the sharks.
570
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:55,084
SHARON:
Wooo...
571
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:01,382
Here you go.
572
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:02,550
THEODORE:
Did you like that, Mrs. Baker?
573
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,219
SHARON:
I thought that was terrific.
574
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:06,429
You're probably gonna be in the
next Olympics.
575
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:07,347
THEODORE:
Next Olympics?
576
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:09,057
Yeah.
577
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:16,773
Um...Mrs. Baker, it, it's an
awful lot of words...
578
00:30:16,856 --> 00:30:21,444
well, is it okay if I call you
mom?
579
00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:27,325
Just for the trip?
580
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,870
SHARON:
Sure, it's okay.
581
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:46,427
JULIE:
May I come in?
582
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,595
CONNIE:
Of course.
583
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:55,770
JULIE:
I just wanted to be sure that
everything was alright for the
party tonight.
584
00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:57,313
CONNIE:
Down to the last detail.
585
00:30:57,397 --> 00:31:02,735
I just happened to come across
your notes in the office.
586
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,112
JULIE:
How could you miss them?
587
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:08,741
They were in the back of the
third draw under a box of
tissues...
588
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:15,790
At any rate, if you need help,
I'm available.
589
00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:21,337
CONNIE:
You know I am after your job,
and yet here you are, offering
to make my party a success.
590
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,964
Why?
591
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:25,383
JULIE:
It has nothing to do with you.
592
00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:28,928
I have a responsibility to this
ship and to Captain Stubing.
593
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:34,475
CONNIE:
That is very conscientious of
you.
594
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,688
But...I don't think you're gonna
have that burden on your
shoulders much longer.
595
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:41,482
The Captain and I are becoming
very close...
596
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:42,483
Did you see these?
597
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:50,533
..."Tonight is only the
beginning...Merrill".
598
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,327
Did he ever send you flowers?
599
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,328
JULIE:
Many times.
600
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,247
CONNIE:
Oh.
601
00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:59,375
JULIE:
When I had the flu, when I broke
my leg.
602
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,003
CONNIE:
Not exactly the same thing, is
it?...
603
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:08,509
Hello?
604
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:09,218
INTERCUT GOPHER IN CAPTAIN'S V
VOICE
605
00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:09,844
GOPHER:
Did you get my roses?
606
00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,220
CONNIE:
Oh, it's you.
607
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,972
Hello, yes!
608
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,224
Yes, they are beautiful.
609
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,143
GOPHER:
She buys it!!
610
00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:20,355
...Oh, please, call me Merrill.
611
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:23,524
DOC:
Call me a cab.
612
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,360
CONNIE:
Well, if you insist, Merrill.
613
00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:31,407
GOPHER:
I'd like you to do something for
me, Miss Evans.
614
00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,867
CONNIE:
Uh-huh.
615
00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:36,496
CAPTAIN:
I'm going to have a very
important guest at the party
tonight.
616
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:39,082
A Mr. Humbertson.
617
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:46,214
I'd like you to give him some
special attention, if you know
what I mean.
618
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:49,425
CONNIE:
What kind of special attention
did you have in mind?
619
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,390
...Really?
620
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:30,633
SHARON:
...big enough for the two of us.
621
00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,969
You're the only person in here
that looks like a real cowboy.
622
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:34,679
RICHARD:
Who are you, Billy the Kid?
623
00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:35,596
THEODORE:
Billy?
624
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,767
Naw, ain't you ever hear of
Black Bart?
625
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:02,915
GOPHER:
Oh, look at you.
626
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:03,624
ISAAC:
Eh!
627
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,835
Now, here you go there, Julie.
628
00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:07,837
How is the head on this here,
beer?
629
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,340
JULIE:
The only head I want is blonde
and mounted on a wall.
630
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:16,345
DOC:
Oh, lighten up, Julie, it's a
wonderful party.
631
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,222
JULIE:
Will you lookey here.
632
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,310
Why is she wearing that dress?
633
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:25,521
She knows Captain Stubing hates
it?
634
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,398
DOC:
Maybe he asked her to wear it.
635
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,986
GOPHER:
Yeah, maybe he phoned her and
said [CAPTAIN STUBING'S VOICE]
"Wear the low-cut gown.
636
00:34:32,069 --> 00:34:33,780
It really turns me on".
637
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,366
He could have said a lot of
things.
638
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,119
JULIE:
You didn't!
639
00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:42,413
GOPHER:
You oughta hear my John Wayne.
640
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:44,165
That's not it, of course.
641
00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:56,010
CONNIE:
Good evening!
642
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,470
CAPTAIN:
Why, thank you, Mr. Humbertson.
643
00:34:57,553 --> 00:34:58,888
I've got a great crew.
644
00:34:58,971 --> 00:35:00,306
CONNIE:
Hi, darling.
645
00:35:00,389 --> 00:35:02,099
CAPTAIN:
Miss Evans...
646
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,394
Uh, this is...our Assistant
Cruise Director.
647
00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:06,229
HUMBERTSON:
How do you do?
648
00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:08,189
CONNIE:
You must be Mr. Humbertson.
649
00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:11,567
You are every bit as cute as
Merrill said you were.
650
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,820
Why don't we take a little
stroll around the deck?
651
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:16,405
HUMBERTSON:
Not right now.
652
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:17,532
Thank you.
653
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,826
CONNIE:
Well...why don't we have a
little dance?
654
00:35:22,119 --> 00:35:23,329
I think they're playing our
song.
655
00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:25,373
CAPTAIN:
Miss Evans!
656
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:30,711
HUMBERTSON:
Uh, Miss Evans, we have no song,
and when I stroll on deck, I
usually stroll with my wife.
657
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,922
Excuse us...Doris.
658
00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:35,007
CAPTAIN:
Excuse us, Mr.
659
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,552
Humbertson, this has been a
terrible...mistake.
660
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,679
CONNIE:
What happened, Merrill?
661
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:41,806
CAPTAIN:
This way, Miss Evans.
662
00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:58,406
CONNIE:
But, this was Julie's fault, all
of it.
663
00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:00,575
CAPTAIN:
Then consider yourself lucky,
Miss Evans.
664
00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:04,245
After you leave the ship
tomorrow, you won't have to work
with her anymore!
665
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,079
CONNIE:
I'm fired?
666
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,247
CAPTAIN:
Exactly...
667
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:07,623
Yes, come in!
668
00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:14,463
JULIE:
Captain, I think there's
something you should know.
669
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:16,424
Connie was sandbagged.
670
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:17,925
CAPTAIN:
I beg your pardon?
671
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:21,387
JULIE:
Someone on the crew imitated
your voice, sir, and set Connie
up
672
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:24,348
so that she'd embarrass herself
tonight at your party.
673
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,309
They did it to protect me.
674
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:28,185
They knew she was after my job.
675
00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:28,603
CAPTAIN:
Your job?
676
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:29,770
JULIE:
Yes.
677
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,731
CAPTAIN:
This girl isn't qualified to do
half your job.
678
00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:36,277
Sandbagged or not, you should
have had more common sense than
to throw yourself at a
passenger!
679
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,320
Goodnight, Miss Evans...
680
00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:38,487
Goodbye!
681
00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:44,201
CONNIE:
I don't understand you.
682
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:48,623
I have pulled every trick in the
book to make you look bad.
683
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,291
Why'd you stick up for me?
684
00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:56,297
JULIE:
Because I think you have
potential.
685
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,759
You just need to stop scheming
and start working.
686
00:37:07,224 --> 00:37:10,645
CONNIE:
It's never been easy for me to
say I'm sorry.
687
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,688
But, I am.
688
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,440
I really am.
689
00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:17,109
And I deserved everything the
crew did to me tonight.
690
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:22,782
I have a lot to learn.
691
00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,575
JULIE:
Yes, you do.
692
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:31,248
HUMBERTSON:
Oh, excuse me, I was looking
for...
693
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:34,126
Oh, there you are.
694
00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:39,507
My wife went to sleep.
695
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:42,510
Could we take that stroll around
the deck now?
696
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,558
DURWOOD:
Well, I used to do a little bit
of that stuff.
697
00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:51,852
BARBI:
Well, you finally invited me to
your cabin.
698
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:54,897
I was afraid you were gonna be a
gentleman for the whole trip.
699
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:57,692
DURWOOD:
Your worries are over, my dear,
don't worry about a thing.
700
00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,653
Just get this key in the old
lock here, let's see.
701
00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:03,030
What the heck's the matter with
this, it doesn't seem to work.
702
00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:10,705
MAISIE:
Oh, um, oh, it's you, Mr. Moss.
703
00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:11,247
DURWOOD:
Oh, I'm sorry.
704
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:11,914
Wrong room.
705
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,541
I was a little preoccupied.
706
00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:16,335
It's kinda hard to concentrate
with Barbi around.
707
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:20,840
BARBI:
Oh, Durwood, you say the cutest
things.
708
00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:22,883
DURWOOD:
Well, sorry to disturb your
sleep, Miss Nolan.
709
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,260
MAISIE:
Oh, don't worry about it.
710
00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:29,265
I, I'm not ready for bed...yet.
711
00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:31,058
JACK:
Who is it, Maisie baby?
712
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,893
MAISIE:
Oh, it's just old Mr.
713
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,020
Moss, honey.
714
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:36,313
Let's boogie.
715
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,696
DURWOOD:
Get in here.
716
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:49,368
BARBI:
You're a very sexy man, Durwood.
717
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,871
You just need the right girl to
turn you on.
718
00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:53,247
DURWOOD:
Oh, well, you do.
719
00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:53,831
You do.
720
00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:54,415
BARBI:
I don't know.
721
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:56,125
You don't act like it.
722
00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:58,878
DURWOOD:
Well, I'm sorry, it's just all
that terrible music coming from
the next cabin.
723
00:38:58,961 --> 00:39:00,004
It's destroying the mood.
724
00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:02,965
Well, you'd think people'd have
a little consideration.
725
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,800
BARBI:
You just don't like me.
726
00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:05,801
DURWOOD:
Are you kidding?
727
00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,803
I do, I do.
728
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:11,682
If only they'd turn off that
darn...they turned it off.
729
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:12,933
They turned it off!
730
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,018
BARBI:
Oh, good.
731
00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:16,103
DURWOOD:
Would you like a drink?
732
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:16,896
BARBI:
I could use one.
733
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:17,938
DURWOOD:
Okay, what would you like?
734
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:21,275
BARBI:
Well, how about that Creme de
Menthe?
735
00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:23,444
DURWOOD:
That's after shave.
736
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:24,779
BARBI:
Oh, Whatever.
737
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:30,618
DURWOOD:
Oh, well...that doesn't....
738
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,955
BARBI:
What are you doing with that
glass?
739
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,749
DURWOOD:
This is the way you test fine
crystal.
740
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:37,958
Isn't that fine?
741
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:50,596
JACK:
Oh, Maisie, it takes a real
woman, like you, to take my mind
off the rat race.
742
00:39:50,679 --> 00:40:03,442
I haven't said floater or double
indemnity all night.
743
00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:09,031
Not with...not with my husband
next door.
744
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:12,326
JACK:
That's your husband?
745
00:40:12,409 --> 00:40:15,329
...In the next cabin?
746
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,414
...With that blonde?
747
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,128
...And I'm in here with you?
748
00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:29,760
...Call me a prude, lady, but I
want no part of a kinky scene
like this.
749
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,518
MAISIE:
Bye, Jack.
750
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:45,901
DURWOOD:
Oh...oh, dear...
751
00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:59,206
MAISIE:
Oh...what a night!
752
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,749
Oh!
753
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,084
Oh, good morning.
754
00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:02,877
DURWOOD:
Morning.
755
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,255
MAISIE:
Um, did you...sleep well?
756
00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:07,464
DURWOOD:
No.
757
00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:11,927
No, as a matter of fact, I
hardly got a wink all night...
758
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:14,513
Well, no hurry getting dressed,
I'll see you on deck.
759
00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:21,061
MAISIE:
No one in there, huh?
760
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,480
DURWOOD:
Nothing happened in there
either, right?...
761
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:30,029
I was so jealous of you and that
guy.
762
00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:33,032
MAISIE:
Oh, all I kept thinking about
was you and that...Barbi.
763
00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:34,742
DURWOOD:
Nah.
764
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:39,914
Maisie...I love you.
765
00:41:40,956 --> 00:41:41,916
MAISIE:
You do?
766
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,292
DURWOOD:
Yes.
767
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,085
Very much.
768
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:49,882
And from now on, I'm gonna tell
you so often you're gonna get
sick of hearing about it.
769
00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:51,926
MAISIE:
Oh, Durwood.
770
00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:57,223
DURWOOD:
Incidentally, you came on this
cruise to relax, right?
771
00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:01,018
Well, I'm gonna see to it that
you don't go home empty-handed.
772
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:04,438
MAISIE:
Your place or mine?
773
00:42:04,521 --> 00:42:12,655
DURWOOD:
Yours...and then...mine...and
then yours, and then mine, and
then yours.
774
00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,707
SHARON:
I don't know what's with him
today.
775
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,877
I mean he seems like he's got
something on his mind, but he
doesn't want to talk about it.
776
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:36,470
RICHARD:
We need to talk, too, Sharon,
about Theodore.
777
00:42:36,553 --> 00:42:40,599
Okay, okay, we're in Mazatlan
now, do you see any parents?...
778
00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:44,603
There's the steward with our
lunch.
779
00:42:51,568 --> 00:42:53,654
JULIE:
Hello, Richard...Sharon.
780
00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:55,864
Mr.
781
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:56,907
and Mrs. Dennison.
782
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,244
They're Theodore's parents.
783
00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:01,829
MRS. DENNISON:
How do you do?
784
00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:03,330
RICHARD:
Please come in.
785
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:10,129
JULIE:
Mr. and Mrs. Dennison, I'd like
you to meet the Bakers.
786
00:43:10,212 --> 00:43:12,339
They've been very nice to your
son.
787
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:12,840
MRS. DENNISON:
Thank you.
788
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:14,425
Thank you very much.
789
00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:15,718
You've been very kind.
790
00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:17,845
THEODORE:
Go away.
791
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:18,512
I don't know who they are.
792
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,180
I swear I don't.
793
00:43:21,598 --> 00:43:24,852
MR. DENNISON:
Theodore, don't you think you've
hurt your mother enough?
794
00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,187
THEODORE:
She's not my mother.
795
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:28,230
Not any more....
796
00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:36,447
You don't want me.
797
00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:37,573
Neither one of you do!
798
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:40,326
SHARON:
Hey, Theodore, stop it.
799
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,759
MR. DENNISON:
Baby, listen.
800
00:43:56,842 --> 00:44:00,971
We got ourselves together.
801
00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:03,349
Well, we know you heard us
fighting.
802
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:08,103
That's why you ran away.
803
00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:12,649
But everything's fine now.
804
00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:13,942
We love you.
805
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:24,244
Come back home...please.
806
00:44:28,582 --> 00:44:30,501
THEODORE:
It's too late.
807
00:44:30,584 --> 00:44:31,919
Got somebody now.
808
00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:54,775
SHARON:
Theodore...you...you remember I
was telling you about my son?
809
00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:59,947
And how he went away.
810
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:04,576
Well, I want you to know what
that does to the parents.
811
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:15,421
They can't sleep at night,
because they lie awake, thinking
about their lost little boy.
812
00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:25,472
Then...well...every, every time
they, every time they turn
around, they see his face.
813
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:30,769
Then...well...every, every time
they, every time they turn
around, they see his face.
814
00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:41,196
And every time they hear a child
laugh, they hear him laugh.
815
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:52,166
And...and they wish, and they
wish that...he'd come back
again, so they'd have somebody
to love...
816
00:46:02,759 --> 00:46:07,931
So, they could tell him just
once more how much they love
him...
817
00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:28,160
Now...now, I want you to go with
your folks, because they need
you.
818
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,415
Hey, they need you.
819
00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:34,875
THEODORE:
No.
820
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,419
SHARON:
Hey, kid, stop it.
821
00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:38,504
THEODORE:
I can't.
822
00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:43,884
SHARON:
Honey, they can't make it
without you.
823
00:46:46,845 --> 00:46:48,180
Now, you go on.
824
00:47:07,824 --> 00:47:09,618
RICHARD:
You okay?
825
00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:12,746
SHARON:
Yeah, I think so.
826
00:47:12,829 --> 00:47:13,789
Yeah.
827
00:47:13,872 --> 00:47:16,667
I think I'm gonna be just fine.
828
00:47:36,853 --> 00:47:46,822
CONNIE:
Julie...I don't know how to
thank you for everything you
taught me.
829
00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:49,408
JULIE:
How to be a cruise director in
six easy lessons.
830
00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:50,492
CONNIE:
No.
831
00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:54,788
A refresher course in how to
become a human being.
832
00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:56,498
JULIE:
You're gonna be fine.
833
00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,125
CONNIE:
Thank you.
834
00:48:01,878 --> 00:48:02,879
Bye...
835
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:06,008
JULIE:
Good luck.
836
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:06,592
CONNIE:
Thank you.
837
00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:19,354
MAISIE:
Oh, Gopher, I had the best
vacation I've had in my whole
life!
838
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,607
GOPHER:
Oh, well, I'm glad you enjoyed
it, Miss Nolan.
839
00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:22,774
MAISIE:
Mrs. Moss.
840
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:23,525
Say it again.
841
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:24,359
DURWOOD:
I love you.
842
00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:25,986
I love you, I love you, I love
you.
843
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:26,570
MAISIE:
Again.
844
00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:28,530
DURWOOD:
I love you.
845
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:29,489
DOC:
That's funny.
846
00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,825
I don't remember giving them a
blood test.
847
00:48:31,908 --> 00:48:34,536
BARBI:
If we're gonna share a cab, we
better hurry before they're all
taken.
848
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,288
JACK: Yeah, just a minute...
849
00:48:36,371 --> 00:48:37,998
Now, Captain, about that
insurance.
850
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:38,999
CAPTAIN: Now, I told you, Mr.
851
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:41,001
Plymouth, I don't need any more
life insurance.
852
00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:41,501
JACK: Accident?
853
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:42,336
CAPTAIN: I have it.
854
00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:42,836
JACK: Health?
855
00:48:42,919 --> 00:48:44,087
CAPTAIN: That, too.
856
00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:44,963
JACK: Theft?
857
00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:46,423
CAPTAIN: Uh, not really.
858
00:48:46,506 --> 00:48:51,178
Whenever I dock the ship, I
always take the key out of the
ignition.
859
00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,888
I...hope I see you again.
860
00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:56,642
JACK: You know, Barbi, I'd
really like to handle your
policies.
861
00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:58,185
BARBI: Ooh!
862
00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,979
JULIE: Oh, you know we never did
get a chance to talk about the
old home town.
863
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:04,191
I'll tell you what. We'll do it
when you move back home to raise
your family.
864
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:06,151
Well that probably a while.
865
00:49:06,234 --> 00:49:11,031
No Julie, you have to hurry.See
our kid is going to need a
friend to play with.
866
00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:14,159
I never did want to adopt, but
you know how women are...
867
00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:16,662
She's got this crazy idea that
kids are kids.
868
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:18,497
You can't tell a woman anything
these days.
869
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:20,540
SHARON: Oh, thanks for
everything, Julie.
870
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:21,416
RICHARD: Goodbye.
871
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:22,542
JULIE: Good luck.
872
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:25,629
SHARON: Goodbye.
65848
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
