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It was the nicest
little whorehouse you ever saw.
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It lay about a mile
outside the city limits,
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so everybody
could feel real friendly.
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Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace picked it out
for Miss Wulla Jean in 1910
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and she moved there with her girls from
over the hardware store on Main Street
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♪ Oh, the little house lay ♪
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♪ In a green Texas glade ♪
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♪ Where the trees
were as coolin' ♪
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♪ As fresh lemonade ♪
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♪ Soft summer wind ♪
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♪ Had a trace of perfume ♪
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♪ And a fan was turnin' ♪
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♪ In every room ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were turnin'
They were turnin' ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were turnin'
in every room ♪
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♪ Fevers were a-burnin'
They were burnin' ♪
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♪ And they had to have a
way to cool down ♪
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[Narrator] Right from the beginning,
the little house was kinda special,
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like a home away from home.
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Miss Wulla Jean put a pianola in the
parlor to sorta help break the ice.
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A feller could ask a girl to dance or, if
he held back a little, she'd ask him.
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And pretty soon they'd get a
little business goin'.
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Two dollars' worth.
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Yah-hoo!
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It wasn't long before
the place became one of
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the better known pleasure
palaces in all of Texas.
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So much so that the fellers who
visited during World War One...
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sent their sons back
in World War Two.
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The hospitality and friendliness
never changed,
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and neither did Miss Wulla Jean's
strict set of rules.
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She liked her ladies,
as she called 'em,
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to treat her customers real good,
but never in an unladylike like way.
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And she insisted that each girl check
her gentleman for the clap...
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and wash him off
with soap and warm water.
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Some of the fellers claimed that
that was the best part!
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Ooh-ee!
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It was only during the Hoover depression...
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that the little house had
a spell of tough times.
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Miss Wulla Jean put in a
jukebox to spark up business.
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But it wasn't always easy
in them days to come up with hard cash.
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[Cackling]
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Well...you just keep
that in the bag,
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and I'll take it out back
as soon as we're finished.
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[Narrator] So for a
while, as the story goes,
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the girls began accepting
poultry in trade.
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One bird, one lay
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And that's how the place
got its name**
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the Chicken Ranch.
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Of course, if you grew up
any where in Texas,
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you knew at an early age
they was sellin' somethin' out there,
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and it wasn't poultry.
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♪ Twenty fans were turnin'
They were turnin' ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were turnin'
in every room ♪
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♪ Fevers were a-burnin'
They were burnin' ♪
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♪ And they had to have
a way to cool down ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were hummin'
They were hummin' ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were hummin'
in every room ♪
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♪ Customers were comin'
They were comin' ♪
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♪ And they had to have
a way to cool down ♪
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[Whooping]
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♪ Bah, bah, ooh
Ooh ♪
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♪ Bah, bah, ooh
Ooh ♪
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♪ Bah, bah, ooh
Ooh ♪
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♪ Bah, bah, ooh
Ooh ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were turnin'
They were turnin' ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were turnin'
in every room ♪
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♪ Fevers were a-burnin'
They were burnin' ♪
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♪ And they had to have
a way to cool down ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were hummin'
They were hummin' ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were hummin'
in every room ♪
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♪ Customers were comin'
They were comin' ♪
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♪ And they had to have
a way to cool down ♪
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Y'all come back now,
you hear?
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- Yah-hoo! - ♪ Twenty fans
were turnin' They were turnin' ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were turnin' in every room,
fevers were a-burnin': they were burnin' ♪
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♪ And they had to have
a way to cool down ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were turnin'
They were turnin' ♪
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♪ Twenty fans were turnin'
in every room. Fevers were a-burnin' ♪
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♪ They were burnin'
And they had to have a way to cool down ♪
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♪ Hallelujah
Hallelujah ♪
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[Narrator]
So, for over three generations,
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the Chicken Ranch went
peacefully about its business,
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while the people here
in Gilbert went about theirs.
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That is, until about
seven years ago.
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I was a deputy back then,
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workin' for
Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd.
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You wanted me to remind you
about your 2:00 appointment.
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[Narrator] That was right after l had lost
the fried chicken franchise here in town,
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while Ed Earl had been sheriff
ever since old Jack Roy Wallace retired
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Everybody liked Ed Earl,
especially Ed Earl.
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Course, he sure
did know his job,
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and he was a big influence
on me,
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taught me everything l know
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He used to like to run
a quiet town...
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with plenty of time off for socializin'
and coffee over at Dulcie Mae's cafe.
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Oh, now and again
there'd be a problem,
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Right in front of my car!
and we had some tough ones.
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Like the time the mule
sat on Miss Modene's car.
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[Modene] He just buckled up
his legs and sat right down!
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[Narrator] She
was really havin' a hissy fit,
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but it didn't faze Ed Earl.
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He just walked over to that
jackass and laid down the law
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You see, Ed Earl always
believed in talkin' first
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Cool reasonin': he used to tell me,
could solve any problem.
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- Course he did have a bit of a temper.
- [Gunshots]
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[Shrieks]
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[ Braying]
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Anyway.just about the time he became
sheriff, Miss Wulla Jean passed on.
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She left the Chicken Ranch to her favorite
workin' girl, Mona Stangely
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who saw the little house
as a Texas institution...
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and aimed to keep it that way.
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♪ [Rinky-tink Piano] ♪
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♪ It's just a ♪
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♪ Little bitty pissant
country place ♪
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♪ Ain't nothin' much
to see ♪
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♪ No drinkin' allowed ♪
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♪ We get a nice
quiet crowd ♪
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♪ Plain as it can be ♪
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♪ It's just
a piddly, squattin' ♪
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♪ Old-time country place ♪
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♪ Ain't nothin' too high-toned ♪
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♪ Just lots of goodwill ♪
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♪ And maybe one small thrill ♪
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♪ But there's nothin' dirty
goin' on ♪
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♪ Nothin' dirty goin' on ♪
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♪ We get simple farmers
local businessmen ♪
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♪ Congress folks from Austin,
Young boys lookin' for sin ♪
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♪ Now, we used to get
a lot of roughnecks ♪
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♪ When the oil boom was high ♪
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♪ But payday'd
get a little rowdy ♪
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♪ Thank God
the field run dry. ♪
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♪ It's just a little bitty
pissant country place ♪
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♪ Nothin' much to see ♪
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♪ No drinkin' allowed
We get a nice, quiet crowd ♪
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♪ Plain as it can be ♪
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♪ It's just a piddly, squattin'
old-time country place ♪
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♪ Nothin' too high-toned ♪
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♪ Just lots of goodwill
and may be one small thrill ♪
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♪ But there's nothin' dirty
goin' on ♪
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♪ Keep your language clean
girls ♪
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♪ Keep your bedrooms neat ♪
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♪ And don't hang around
the town cafe ♪
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♪ And say hi on the street ♪
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♪ Mind your p's and q's
and manners ♪
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♪ And you don't need
no other tools ♪
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♪ 'Cause every girl that lives here
knows my special no-no rules ♪
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♪ Yeah, every girl that lives here
knows Miss Mona's no-no rules ♪
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- Ruby Rae, start 'em. - ♪ Beds
are not to be wallowed in ♪
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♪ That's the kind of thing
that big, fat, lazy hogs do ♪
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And it don't make money. Beatrice?
♪ And I won't tolerate ♪
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♪ No tyin' up my telephone
with other people's business ♪
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- Eloise, honey? - ♪ And
please don't show us no tattoos ♪
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♪ No hearts and flowers
on your thigh ♪
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It's down right tacky.
♪ Brands belong on cattle ♪
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♪ And that ain't what we're
sellin' at Miss Mona's ♪
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Do you catch my drift?
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♪ I pay the food and the rent
and the utilities ♪
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♪You keep your mind on
your work responsibilities ♪
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♪ Don't let your mouth
over load your capabilities ♪
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♪ And we can get along ♪
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Dawn? ♪ Any bad habits you come
in with, get rid of right now ♪
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Taddy Jo. ♪ I can't stand no chewin'
gum. It looks just like a cow ♪
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Linda Lou. ♪ Anyone takin' sick leave
oughta be sure they're sick ♪
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♪ And every time
you hear that bell ♪
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- [ Ringing] - ♪ You better get
here double-quick ♪
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♪ And as for pimps. Pimps
are somethin' you don't need ♪
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♪ To get your daily business
done ♪
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Are you listenin' good? ♪ Keep them
leeches and bloodsuckers ♪
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♪ Off the back roads
I know how to use a gun ♪
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♪ And nobody messes
with my girls ♪
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♪ And any questions you might
have about the way I run this place ♪
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♪ Don't gripe and whine
behind my back ♪
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♪ Just tell me face-to-face
I'm open-minded ♪
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♪ Say it all
Then go upstairs and pack ♪
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♪ The door's that away ♪
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♪ She pays the food and the rent
and the utilities ♪
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♪ We keep our mind
on our work responsibilities ♪
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♪ Don't let your mouth
over load your capabilities ♪
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♪ And we can get along ♪
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Well, howdy, boys.
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It's good to see you.
Nice to meet you.
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Come on over here.
I'd like you to meet my girls.
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♪ It's just a ♪
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♪ Little bitty pissant
country place ♪
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♪ Nothin' much to see ♪
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♪ No drinkin' allowed
We get a nice quiet crowd ♪
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♪ Plain as it can be ♪
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♪ It's just a piddly, squattin'
old-time country place ♪
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♪ Nothin' too high-toned ♪
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♪ Just lots of good will
and maybe one small thrill ♪
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♪ But there's nothin' dirty
goin' on ♪
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♪ It's just a little bitty
pissant country place ♪
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♪ Nothin' much to see ♪
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♪ No drinkin' allowed
We get a nice quiet crowd ♪
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♪ Plain as it can be It's just a piddly,
squattin' old-time country place ♪
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♪ Nothin' too high-toned. Just lots of
goodwill and maybe one small thrill ♪
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♪ Just lots of good will
and maybe one small thrill ♪
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♪ Just lots of good will
and maybe one small thrill ♪
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♪ But there's nothin' dirty
goin' on ♪
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♪ Nothin' dirty goin' on
Yeah ♪
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[Crows]
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[Narrator] Well, everything was goin'
along fine, just like always,
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until that famous college
football celebration.
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Some folks think that
that's when the trouble started
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You see, for years
the winning seniors...
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of the Texas Aggies/Texas U.
football game at Thanksgiving,
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they were treated to a night out
at the Chicken Ranch...
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by their alumni association.
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But actually, the real trouble started
brewin' about three days before.
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[Chuckles] I can't tell you how thrilled
we are with your contribution.
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Here's your receipt.
Thank you, Rita.
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Those kids'll be so excited,
and the mayor too.
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Why, the town council will
probably vote you another plaque.
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Lord, I hope not.
I got a closet full of 'em now.
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[ Laughs] Hello, Dulcie Mae.
You know Miss Mona.
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Oh, yes, of course!
We've met. Mornin'.
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Good mornin'.
Isn't this wonderful?
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Miss Mona has just capped the goal for
the Little League fund campaign.
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Oh, how nice!
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Well, on behalf of my son and his
teammates, I wanna thank you.
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You tell them I'll be well repaid when
they take the championship next year.
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Good-bye, Rita. I'm sorry the sheriff
wasn't here to thank you
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He drove over to Meritsville.
He'll be gone all afternoon.
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Well, you tell him
I said hi. Bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Hey, Miss Mona. How are you
doin', Deputy Fred?
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It's nice to see you. It's good to see you.
Keepin' an eye on my place at night?
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Sure are. The sheriffs real
particular about security out there.
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00:14:40,907 --> 00:14:43,513
Well, one of these nights,
you drop in.
230
00:14:43,576 --> 00:14:46,523
My girls would love to show you
a little appreciation.
231
00:14:46,579 --> 00:14:49,492
Shoot, Miss Mona.
You know I'm a married man!
232
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,168
Fred, you mean to tell me you don't
think the cows are gonna appreciate the
233
00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:54,784
time off when a bull goes
to another pasture?
234
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:57,357
[ Laughs]
Miss Mona!
235
00:14:57,423 --> 00:14:59,869
See you later,
Miss Mona.
236
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:02,439
Okay. Good-bye.
237
00:15:48,641 --> 00:15:51,747
- Damn it!
- What's the matter?
238
00:15:51,811 --> 00:15:53,757
You're in bed already
So?
239
00:15:53,813 --> 00:15:58,262
So I told you a hundred times, watching you
get undressed is the best part.
240
00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:00,263
The best part?
241
00:16:00,319 --> 00:16:03,459
Well, maybe not 'the' best part,
but in the top two.
242
00:16:03,522 --> 00:16:05,502
[ Laughs]
243
00:16:05,558 --> 00:16:09,165
Now, would I wanna
disappoint my little honey?
244
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:14,778
Whoo! Ah.
I'm glad I was late.
245
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:18,873
Me too! You just hold your horses.
I got a surprise for you.
246
00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:23,819
I went by the post office. I picked up a
package from Frederick's of Hollywood.
247
00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:26,789
Yeah? Just a little something
sexy I thought you might like.
248
00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:29,224
What do you think? It don't
look too little to me.
249
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:32,490
Well, it certainly ain't a trainin' bra,
but I do believe I can fill it out.
250
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:36,499
I don't think you got any problem there.
I'll be back with more.
251
00:16:36,555 --> 00:16:39,468
[ Laughs]
You know, Mona,
252
00:16:39,525 --> 00:16:41,698
I've known a lot of women
in my life.
253
00:16:41,761 --> 00:16:44,298
None of' 'em has ever been
exciting to me like you are.
254
00:16:44,363 --> 00:16:48,368
Really? Even after these years
we've been meetin' like this?
255
00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:50,414
I'll tell you something.
256
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:58,152
A year with you is like...
a minute of sheer happiness.
257
00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:02,681
Well, now, that is just about the
sweetest thing anybody ever said to me.
258
00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:07,527
I know.
You know, honey,
259
00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:11,227
you bring out the...
the romantic in me.
260
00:17:16,595 --> 00:17:18,575
Tah-dah!
261
00:17:19,799 --> 00:17:21,745
Whoo! You did that
real fast.
262
00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:25,339
Well, honey, I've had a lot of practice
gettin' in and out of my clothes.
263
00:17:25,404 --> 00:17:28,180
How do you like the outfit?
264
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,186
Hot damn.
265
00:17:30,242 --> 00:17:33,382
Makes me feel real sexy.
266
00:17:33,446 --> 00:17:37,292
Whoo.
[ Laughing]
267
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:41,354
[ Laughing] Well, you
don't look real sexy.
268
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:44,401
What do you mean? I look like
I always look. That's just it
269
00:17:44,457 --> 00:17:48,098
It's them damn droopy boxer drawers. I
just hate the looks of them things.
270
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,630
I've worn boxer shorts for years!
- And they look like it.
271
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:56,112
These are a brand-new pair. I don't
know what you're talkin' about.
272
00:17:56,168 --> 00:17:59,411
People tell me I have a real...
sexy quality about me.
273
00:17:59,472 --> 00:18:01,748
You do, but them
boxer shorts don't.
274
00:18:01,807 --> 00:18:05,721
But when I was gettin' me
some sexy things, I thought about you,
275
00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:07,758
because they have
a his 'n' hers department,
276
00:18:07,813 --> 00:18:11,090
and I thought you
might try that on for size.
277
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:14,154
What the hell is it, a Japanese slingshot?
[ Laughs]
278
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:19,169
No, it's jockey shorts with
little silver snaps on the side.
279
00:18:19,225 --> 00:18:23,173
Mm. Little is the key word
here. They are real little.
280
00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:25,393
A guy could hurt himself
wearin' those things.
281
00:18:25,419 --> 00:18:27,259
I don't think so,
thank you very much.
282
00:18:27,299 --> 00:18:32,749
Ed Earl, I paid $20 for these, plus
postage. And I want you to wear it.
283
00:18:32,805 --> 00:18:35,115
Aw, you paid $20 for these?
Yes!
284
00:18:35,174 --> 00:18:37,780
Well, you got screwed.
285
00:18:37,843 --> 00:18:41,290
Come on, Ed Earl!
No!
286
00:18:41,347 --> 00:18:46,126
If they look half as good as I think, you
ain't gonna have to wear 'em but a second.
287
00:18:46,185 --> 00:18:48,756
Maybe less.
288
00:18:48,821 --> 00:18:51,358
They're ridiculous. They're impossible.
- They're sexy.
289
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:56,133
No, no, no! Well, fine! Then I'm
gettin' dressed and goin' home.
290
00:18:56,195 --> 00:19:01,008
Well, fine! I'm goin' in the
bathroom and... put these on.
291
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:07,844
Be like puttin' two bowling
balls in a marble bag.
292
00:19:07,907 --> 00:19:11,184
Braggin', braggin', braggin'.
293
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,452
Well, I saw Dulcie Mae
in town today.
294
00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:21,123
Oh, yeah? I guess you'll be goin'
over there for Thanksgivin' dinner.
295
00:19:21,187 --> 00:19:23,133
Don't l always?
296
00:19:23,189 --> 00:19:25,465
You better check
that turkey of hers,
297
00:19:25,524 --> 00:19:29,529
because there's a hook in there that's
gonna drag your ass to a wedding chapel.
298
00:19:29,595 --> 00:19:32,303
[Chuckles]
No way.
299
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:39,045
I don't believe in matrimony
It screws up a relationship.
300
00:19:39,104 --> 00:19:41,050
Amen to that,
Ed Earl.
301
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:46,079
Ready?
- Oh, I'm always ready.
302
00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:54,395
Well, hell fire.
Is that it?
303
00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:57,263
How'd you like it?
- I didn't hardly get to even see them!
304
00:19:57,323 --> 00:20:01,738
That's all you're gonna see, 'cause I
ain't gonna parade around like no model.
305
00:20:01,794 --> 00:20:04,570
Aw, come on, Ed Earl. For me.
No!
306
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:07,577
No. Come on. One itsy-bitsy peek?
307
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:09,613
What are you doin'? Man! [Snap]
308
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:14,447
[ Laughing] Now, that's what the
little silver snaps are for.
309
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,577
[Chuckles]
Work, don't they?
310
00:20:16,642 --> 00:20:19,179
Just like a snap.
311
00:20:19,245 --> 00:20:22,522
Ha. Come on over here
and give me a little lip lock.
312
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:28,023
Oop. Gotta brush my teeth.
Ahh. [Chuckles]
313
00:20:28,087 --> 00:20:30,693
You know how I am
about my breath.
314
00:20:33,092 --> 00:20:35,800
[ Laughing]
315
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:40,537
Oh, Ed Earl, I like a lot of things,
but these afternoons top the list.
316
00:20:40,599 --> 00:20:43,273
Yeah? Well, sing it to me honey.
317
00:20:45,371 --> 00:20:47,749
♪ I like fancy, frilly things ♪
318
00:20:47,806 --> 00:20:49,945
♪ High-heel shoes
and diamond rings ♪
319
00:20:50,009 --> 00:20:52,546
♪ Ragtime bands
and Western swing ♪
320
00:20:52,611 --> 00:20:54,887
♪ And sneakin' around
with you ♪
321
00:20:54,947 --> 00:20:57,621
♪ I like beer and rodeos ♪
322
00:20:57,683 --> 00:20:59,959
♪ Detective books
and dominoes ♪
323
00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:03,933
♪ Football games and Cheerios and
sneakin' around with you ♪ Cheerios?
324
00:21:03,989 --> 00:21:06,469
[Together]
♪ Sneakin' around with you ♪
325
00:21:06,525 --> 00:21:11,736
♪ Goin' a round or two
Doin' what lovers do ♪
326
00:21:11,797 --> 00:21:14,403
♪ Whenever
they're sneakin' around ♪
327
00:21:14,466 --> 00:21:16,571
♪ I like lots of cash
on hand ♪
328
00:21:16,635 --> 00:21:19,138
♪ And dirty jokes
about the Fuller Brush man ♪
329
00:21:19,204 --> 00:21:23,414
♪ I like stuff l understand
Like sneakin' around with you ♪
330
00:21:23,475 --> 00:21:26,115
♪ You know, I like a thrill
that has no strings ♪
331
00:21:26,178 --> 00:21:28,283
♪ Friendship that don't ever change ♪
332
00:21:28,347 --> 00:21:30,520
♪ And laughter
from the joy of things ♪
333
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,528
[Together] ♪ And
sneakin' around with you ♪
334
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,996
♪ Sneakin' around
with you ♪
335
00:21:35,054 --> 00:21:37,330
♪ Goin' a round or two ♪
336
00:21:37,389 --> 00:21:40,199
♪ Doin' what lovers do ♪
337
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,762
♪ Whenever
they're sneakin' around ♪
338
00:21:45,397 --> 00:21:48,435
♪ Ohh, ho ♪
[ Laughs]
339
00:21:52,671 --> 00:21:55,948
♪ Mmm, ahh I like drive-in
picture shows ♪
340
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:58,453
♪ Kissin' long
and lovin' slow ♪
341
00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:00,615
♪ Secret places lovers go ♪
342
00:22:00,679 --> 00:22:02,681
♪ Whenever they're
sneakin' around ♪
343
00:22:02,748 --> 00:22:05,285
Whoo! ♪ I like the crazy
things we try ♪
344
00:22:05,351 --> 00:22:07,797
♪ And the sexy things
we fantasize ♪
345
00:22:07,853 --> 00:22:09,799
♪ Just a-makin' out
in the broad daylight ♪
346
00:22:09,855 --> 00:22:11,801
[Together]
♪ And sneakin' around with you ♪
347
00:22:11,857 --> 00:22:16,567
♪ Sneakin' around with you
Keepin' it all brand-new ♪
348
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,040
♪ Gettin' the best of you ♪
349
00:22:19,098 --> 00:22:21,635
♪ When ever
we're sneakin' around ♪
350
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,737
♪ Sneakin' around
That's all ♪
351
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:26,305
♪ I'm gonna
lay down the law ♪
352
00:22:26,372 --> 00:22:28,875
♪ Watchin' the rise and fall ♪
353
00:22:28,941 --> 00:22:31,581
♪ Of lovers sneakin' around ♪
354
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:35,147
♪ We're just sneakin' around ♪
♪ Oh, we're just ♪
355
00:22:35,214 --> 00:22:38,718
♪ Sneakin' ♪
[ Laughing]
356
00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,099
Sheriff?
357
00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:46,967
Sheriff!
[Knocking]
358
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,438
Deputy Fred.
Fred
359
00:22:50,496 --> 00:22:54,034
[ Laughing]
360
00:22:54,099 --> 00:22:57,171
Ohh. Hold that position,
hmm?
361
00:22:57,236 --> 00:22:59,182
[ Kiss]
362
00:22:59,238 --> 00:23:02,242
Don't move.
Be right back.
363
00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,124
[Grunts]
364
00:23:13,585 --> 00:23:16,191
This better be important.
Well, I think it is.
365
00:23:16,255 --> 00:23:18,462
I saw your car, and I figured
your phone was out, because...
366
00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:20,470
What are you
wearin' that for?
367
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:23,439
Takin' a shower.
Oh, really?
368
00:23:23,495 --> 00:23:27,204
I always take my shower in the mornin'.
I read in the Reader's Digest...
369
00:23:27,266 --> 00:23:29,212
I don't care!
370
00:23:29,268 --> 00:23:32,579
What do you want? Oh, it's the mayor.
He wants to speak to you.
371
00:23:32,638 --> 00:23:34,709
Rita's been callin' all over
the county for you.
372
00:23:34,773 --> 00:23:37,754
He wants a meeting right away.
Can't it wait?
373
00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:40,723
You mean 'til after your shower?
Mmm.
374
00:23:40,779 --> 00:23:44,226
You go to your radio. Tell him
I'll be there when I get there.
375
00:23:44,283 --> 00:23:47,264
Nothing can be that important that
it can't wait 'til this afternoon.
376
00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:51,165
Right, Sheriff
- Nice man, but dumb.
377
00:23:58,363 --> 00:24:02,140
Mona?
[ Laughs]
378
00:24:02,201 --> 00:24:04,147
Mona?
379
00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:13,156
[Car engine starting]
380
00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:44,447
Ain't that funny? All this time Miss
Mona was knockin' on the screen door.
381
00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:47,184
She's in a hurry but just dropped
by to give you this.
382
00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:53,530
It's a Japanese slingshot.
383
00:24:56,989 --> 00:24:59,230
Well, look at that!
At last!
384
00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:01,464
Okay, Rufus.
What's on your mind?
385
00:25:01,527 --> 00:25:04,201
Something that could have serious
implications to the health of this town!
386
00:25:04,263 --> 00:25:06,209
Tell him, C.J.!
387
00:25:06,265 --> 00:25:09,712
I have this friend that works
in a TV station down in Houston.
388
00:25:09,768 --> 00:25:11,975
He tipped me off
that Melvin P.Thorpe's...
389
00:25:12,070 --> 00:25:15,074
plannin' an expose
on the Chicken Ranch.
390
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,484
Who?
Melvin P.Thorpe!
391
00:25:17,543 --> 00:25:21,582
He's that crazy consumer advocate. Has
a report on the late night news.
392
00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:26,596
He's got a new show once a week: The
Watchdog Report. It's on tonight.
393
00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:31,226
The Chicken Ranch on TV.
Now, come on, fellas.
394
00:25:31,290 --> 00:25:34,601
Television is a family medium.
But he's a sensationalist, Ed Earl.
395
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:37,504
He shows up every time
a consumer has a complaint.
396
00:25:37,563 --> 00:25:39,509
He's a menace to the
business community.
397
00:25:39,565 --> 00:25:42,671
He's that feller that put the
peanuts back in the chocolate bar.
398
00:25:42,734 --> 00:25:45,180
What?
399
00:25:45,237 --> 00:25:48,582
He made the makers of
the Peanut Delight Candy Bar...
400
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,348
admit that they put less peanuts
in it than they advertised.
401
00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:54,857
He made them change their ways.
- Sounds like a tough customer.
402
00:25:54,913 --> 00:25:56,722
He's got a lot of influence.
403
00:25:56,782 --> 00:26:00,355
If he brings cameras out to the
Chicken Ranch - Come on, Rufus!
404
00:26:00,419 --> 00:26:03,593
I'll make some phone calls.
405
00:26:03,622 --> 00:26:06,603
I got a little influence
around this state myself
406
00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:12,740
Well, it's no use talkin' to me
about it, Sheriff!
407
00:26:12,798 --> 00:26:16,268
Melvin P.Thorpe is now the
biggest attraction at this station.
408
00:26:16,335 --> 00:26:21,045
High ratings. Lots of letters.
He doesn't listen to anybody.
409
00:26:21,106 --> 00:26:25,452
Hell, he wants to go national! Wants
to be watchdog for the whole U.S. of A.
410
00:26:25,510 --> 00:26:29,549
Love to help you, but just like you
don't want to mess with the Chicken Ranch,
411
00:26:29,615 --> 00:26:32,221
I don't wanna ruffle
this old bird's feathers.
412
00:26:32,284 --> 00:26:35,629
Here in Houston, he's becomin'
a regular Texas attraction.
413
00:26:35,654 --> 00:26:37,827
Well, now,wait a minute,
Ed Earl.
414
00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:41,735
I'd tread easy. Them TV boys
can be mighty powerful.
415
00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:44,637
And mighty useful,
if you get my meaning.
416
00:26:44,696 --> 00:26:48,007
Senator, roll call.
Excuse me, Ed Earl. I gotta go.
417
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:50,637
It's that damn
bilingual bull shit again.
418
00:26:50,702 --> 00:26:55,447
Let me give you a word of advice,
from one elected official to another.
419
00:26:55,507 --> 00:26:58,044
Be careful of the box.
420
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,423
Son of a bitch.
What the hell's going on?
421
00:27:03,482 --> 00:27:06,463
This goddamn Thorpe's got
the whole state bamboozled.
422
00:27:06,518 --> 00:27:09,431
This is serious.
You gotta do something
423
00:27:09,488 --> 00:27:11,695
I intend to.
424
00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:15,762
Deputy Fred. I want you to hold
down the fort for awhile. - Me?
425
00:27:15,827 --> 00:27:17,807
Yeah, you.
Where you goin'?
426
00:27:17,863 --> 00:27:21,936
I'm goin' to Houston. I'm gonna
take care of that little pecker wood myself
427
00:27:41,687 --> 00:27:43,598
This is it.
Thank you.
428
00:27:45,524 --> 00:27:47,435
Come in.
429
00:27:50,696 --> 00:27:53,472
- Mr.Thorpe?
- I know you.
430
00:27:53,532 --> 00:27:56,376
- You do?
- Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd.
431
00:27:56,435 --> 00:27:58,381
They told me you were here.
Come on in.
432
00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:02,850
I hope I'm not...
433
00:28:02,908 --> 00:28:04,854
interrupting anything.
434
00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:07,720
Please! It's my pleasure.
What brings you to Houston?
435
00:28:07,779 --> 00:28:09,725
Sit down.
Anywhere, over here.
436
00:28:09,781 --> 00:28:12,261
I, uh... Ha-ha.
I'm gettin' dressed.
437
00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:14,695
Sit down. I've got
my TV show to do,
438
00:28:14,753 --> 00:28:17,233
and I'm runnin'
a bit behind time.
439
00:28:17,289 --> 00:28:20,600
It's your show l want to talk to you about,
Mr. Thorpe. Oop. Melvin.
440
00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:23,936
Melvin. Please.
You watch the show, Ed?
441
00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:28,171
Well... Last week was the
best ratin' we ever had.
442
00:28:28,233 --> 00:28:33,239
The city planning commissioner was drivin'
a city car... Hold that for me, will you?
443
00:28:34,272 --> 00:28:37,185
While he was on vacation.
Caught him dead to rights.
444
00:28:37,242 --> 00:28:40,189
That pitiful putz. Would you just
pull that up? What?
445
00:28:40,245 --> 00:28:42,020
Just pull that up.
446
00:28:43,415 --> 00:28:45,361
And we broke a 30 share.
447
00:28:45,417 --> 00:28:47,693
It's affectin' my pieces
on the late night news.
448
00:28:47,753 --> 00:28:51,530
Up, up, up.
They just love my little report.
449
00:28:52,591 --> 00:28:54,537
I hear you're
very popular.
450
00:28:54,593 --> 00:28:57,802
The power of television,
of public exposure,
451
00:28:57,863 --> 00:29:00,400
is so great, it scares me.
452
00:29:00,465 --> 00:29:04,811
I swear, I could get the mayor's
own children to throw rocks at him.
453
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:07,111
Which show did you like best,
Ed?
454
00:29:08,006 --> 00:29:10,247
I think the one
about the...
455
00:29:10,308 --> 00:29:12,618
nuts in the chocolate bar.
456
00:29:12,644 --> 00:29:14,282
That's one of my favorites.
457
00:29:14,346 --> 00:29:17,623
Three score means 60,
like the Bible says.
458
00:29:17,682 --> 00:29:20,754
So, if it says "*60 nuts*"
on the wrapper,
459
00:29:20,819 --> 00:29:23,891
I wanna see 60 nuts inside.
460
00:29:23,955 --> 00:29:27,061
And I'm talkin' full nuts,
I'm not talkin' a half nut...
461
00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:30,504
or nut bits or nut chips.
462
00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:32,508
I'm talkin' a full nut.
463
00:29:36,635 --> 00:29:38,581
I can see that.
464
00:29:38,637 --> 00:29:42,949
Thank God we still live
in a society where anything..
465
00:29:43,008 --> 00:29:46,649
That's phony or dishonest
can't stand the light of day.
466
00:29:46,711 --> 00:29:48,987
Sock.
Beg your pardon?
467
00:29:49,047 --> 00:29:53,462
Uh, sock. Thank you.
Yeah.
468
00:29:53,518 --> 00:29:57,796
Most corporations
involved in false advertisin'...
469
00:29:57,856 --> 00:29:59,995
would just laugh at a $50 fine,
470
00:30:00,058 --> 00:30:02,971
but you show up
with your TV camera...
471
00:30:03,028 --> 00:30:05,269
and give them
a little bad publicity,
472
00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:09,779
and they shape up faster than
goose shit slides through a tin horn.
473
00:30:09,835 --> 00:30:11,781
[ Laughs]
474
00:30:11,837 --> 00:30:15,011
♪ [Humming] ♪
Well, Melvin,
475
00:30:15,073 --> 00:30:17,451
it's that bad publicity I
want to talk to you about.
476
00:30:17,509 --> 00:30:21,980
That could hurt people. You take that
report you're doin' on the Chicken Ranch.
477
00:30:22,047 --> 00:30:24,527
That place is older
than rocks and water.
478
00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:27,496
I wouldn't be surprised if your granddaddy
took your dad your out there...
479
00:30:27,552 --> 00:30:30,032
to learn about the birds
and the bees.
480
00:30:30,088 --> 00:30:33,194
[Chuckles]
I'm from New Jersey.
481
00:30:33,258 --> 00:30:36,865
See, I moved to Houston six years ago.
[Chuckles]
482
00:30:36,928 --> 00:30:40,171
Texas suits my style.
483
00:30:40,232 --> 00:30:45,147
The point I'm tryin' to make is that every
schoolboy in the state knows about it.
484
00:30:45,203 --> 00:30:47,205
Most of the politicians
have slept there.
485
00:30:47,272 --> 00:30:49,479
The mayor and the people of
my county that voted for me,
486
00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,521
they want to keep things
just the way they are.
487
00:30:51,576 --> 00:30:55,422
Hmm. You know something,
Sheriff? It just struck me.
488
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,723
We're in the same profession.
- What's that?
489
00:30:58,783 --> 00:31:03,232
Law enforcement. I'm out there fightin' for
the rights of the public, just like you.
490
00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:05,894
Both of us are interested
in protectin' the public.
491
00:31:05,957 --> 00:31:10,269
You in the old way,
and me in the new.
492
00:31:10,328 --> 00:31:13,400
The new?
Uh-huh. Television.
493
00:31:13,465 --> 00:31:15,775
I'm the electronic
bounty hunter.
494
00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:18,440
I use a camera;
you use a gun.
495
00:31:18,503 --> 00:31:22,679
Yeah. Melvin, everybody'd be happy
if you'd just drop the whole thing.
496
00:31:22,741 --> 00:31:26,848
Ah. I mean, those
ladies out there,
497
00:31:26,912 --> 00:31:29,085
they perform a
necessary function.
498
00:31:29,147 --> 00:31:32,185
Right or wrong... Right or
wrong don't interest me!
499
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:36,096
I'm no moralizer. I leave all
that to the preacher.
500
00:31:36,154 --> 00:31:38,191
Well, I'm glad.
501
00:31:38,256 --> 00:31:41,703
Anyway, the mayor was thinkin' maybe
you'd want a little unnecessary publicity.
502
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,537
[ Laughs] Unnecessary publicity?
He's got me all wrong!
503
00:31:45,597 --> 00:31:48,874
I'm not one of those sensation
mongers out to boost his own ego!
504
00:31:48,934 --> 00:31:50,538
Clear.
505
00:31:51,603 --> 00:31:54,482
How do you like it?
It's different.
506
00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:56,985
I designed this myself
507
00:31:57,042 --> 00:31:58,988
No, you tell your mayor...
508
00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:02,457
he's got nothing to fear
from me on that score.
509
00:32:02,514 --> 00:32:06,894
He'll be happy to hear that. I'm a lawman.
That's my interest. Right, partner?
510
00:32:06,952 --> 00:32:09,125
- [ Laughs] - [Knock At Door]
Twenty seconds.
511
00:32:09,187 --> 00:32:13,397
Oh, I'm on!
Friend Ed, I gotta go.
512
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,404
That's my cue.
513
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:18,464
♪ [Women Singing] ♪
Come on!
514
00:32:18,530 --> 00:32:20,476
Apres vous!
515
00:32:20,532 --> 00:32:24,002
Come to think of it,
I'd love to interview you
516
00:32:24,069 --> 00:32:27,448
I don't think l'm the type. Nonsense!
You're exactly what the public would like to see.
517
00:32:27,505 --> 00:32:30,577
Really? We'll discuss
it after the show.
518
00:32:30,642 --> 00:32:35,091
This is the sponsor's booth.
Just make yourself comfortable.
519
00:32:35,146 --> 00:32:37,990
Make yourself to home. See you
later, partner. Thank you.
520
00:32:38,049 --> 00:32:40,461
♪ He's out on the prowl ♪
521
00:32:40,518 --> 00:32:44,091
♪ Guards and checks
the best he can ♪
522
00:32:44,155 --> 00:32:48,695
♪ Watchdog is a fighting man ♪
523
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:53,675
♪ Watchdog will throw
his beam of light around ♪
524
00:32:53,732 --> 00:32:58,272
♪ If some folks
don't toe the line ♪
525
00:32:58,336 --> 00:33:00,316
♪ Watchdog's light
will shine ♪
526
00:33:00,372 --> 00:33:02,545
♪ Shine, shine, shine ♪
527
00:33:02,607 --> 00:33:05,383
[Announcer] And now..
the watchdog man himself.
528
00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:09,289
The eyes and ears of Texas,
Melvin P. Thorpe!
529
00:33:09,347 --> 00:33:11,293
[Applause, Cheering]
530
00:33:15,387 --> 00:33:18,459
Thank you, fellow Texans,
and welcome to The Watchdog Report,
531
00:33:18,523 --> 00:33:21,299
with yours truly,
Melvin P.Thorpe,
532
00:33:21,359 --> 00:33:25,830
keepin' an eye on what's goin'
on in this beautiful state of ours.
533
00:33:25,897 --> 00:33:29,811
This week's spotlight will
shine on a shameful situation...
534
00:33:29,868 --> 00:33:34,010
that has been allowed to exist
for close to a hundred years.
535
00:33:34,072 --> 00:33:36,814
I'm talkin' about
the Chicken Ranch, my friends.
536
00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:40,379
The proprietor of this
innocent-lookin' ranch house...
537
00:33:40,445 --> 00:33:43,517
is a woman
known only as Miss Mona.
538
00:33:43,581 --> 00:33:48,030
And the man who turns his back
on her illegal operation...
539
00:33:48,086 --> 00:33:52,000
is Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd!
540
00:33:52,057 --> 00:33:55,402
Did l say illegal?
Yes, I did!
541
00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:58,703
Now, I know
that this is TV.
542
00:33:58,730 --> 00:34:02,200
So I'm gonna try to be
as delicate as I can!
543
00:34:02,267 --> 00:34:06,545
Here goes,
and may God forgive me!
544
00:34:07,205 --> 00:34:08,843
♪ Texas has a whorehouse
in it ♪
545
00:34:08,907 --> 00:34:11,183
[Backup Group] ♪ Lord,
have mercy on our souls ♪
546
00:34:11,242 --> 00:34:13,347
♪ Texas has a whorehouse
in it ♪
547
00:34:13,411 --> 00:34:15,357
[Group] ♪ Lord, have
mercy on our souls ♪
548
00:34:15,413 --> 00:34:19,691
♪ I'll expose the facts although
it fills me with disgust ♪
549
00:34:19,751 --> 00:34:23,028
♪ Please excuse
the filthy, dark details ♪
550
00:34:23,088 --> 00:34:25,034
♪ And carnal lust ♪
551
00:34:25,090 --> 00:34:28,469
[Group] ♪ Filthy,
dark details and carnal lust ♪
552
00:34:28,526 --> 00:34:31,029
♪ Dancin' goin' on inside it
Don't you see ♪
553
00:34:31,096 --> 00:34:34,543
♪ They've gone plumb wild
I inquired No one denied it ♪
554
00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:38,376
♪ Now I think I'm gettin'
riled. Bodies close together ♪
555
00:34:38,436 --> 00:34:43,943
♪ Arms and legs all rearranged. And
the sheriff does not close it down ♪
556
00:34:44,008 --> 00:34:46,113
♪ That's very strange ♪
557
00:34:46,177 --> 00:34:49,420
[Group] ♪ Does not close it
down That's very strange ♪
558
00:34:49,481 --> 00:34:52,394
♪ Mean-eyed, juiced-up
brilliantined honky-tonk cowboys ♪
559
00:34:52,450 --> 00:34:54,487
♪ Oh, no! Mixin' with
green-eyed thin-lipped ♪
560
00:34:54,552 --> 00:34:57,089
♪ Hard-as-nails peroxide
blonds, Oh, no! ♪
561
00:34:57,155 --> 00:35:02,070
♪ Not to mention some types that you'd
never guess would venture near ♪
562
00:35:02,127 --> 00:35:06,906
♪ Actin' all depraved and
loose and wild Ninety miles from here ♪
563
00:35:06,965 --> 00:35:10,276
And now, our own
Melvin P.Thorpe singers.
564
00:35:10,335 --> 00:35:12,281
♪ Texas has
a whorehouse in it. ♪
565
00:35:12,337 --> 00:35:14,908
Oh, my goodness,
he's talkin' about us!
566
00:35:14,973 --> 00:35:18,147
♪ Texas has a whorehouse in it. ♪
Suits me, Mom.
567
00:35:18,209 --> 00:35:22,123
♪ I'll crusade ♪
Doreen! Get my heart pills!
568
00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:26,424
♪ Loveless copulation goin' on. ♪
Hot damn!
569
00:35:26,484 --> 00:35:29,795
♪ And it must stop ♪
570
00:35:29,854 --> 00:35:33,392
♪ Loveless copulation ♪
- [ Man At Bar] Loveless copulation?
571
00:35:33,491 --> 00:35:37,439
♪ Texas has a whorehouse in it
God, have mercy on our souls ♪
572
00:35:37,495 --> 00:35:42,001
♪ Texas has a whorehouse in it God,
have mercy ♪ - [ Patient] Aaah!
573
00:35:42,066 --> 00:35:45,013
♪ [Continues]
- Can you dig it?
574
00:35:45,069 --> 00:35:47,777
Hey!
♪ Loveless copulation ♪
575
00:35:47,839 --> 00:35:50,445
♪ Going on ♪
[Woman Gasps]
576
00:35:53,545 --> 00:35:56,116
[ Men Laughing]
577
00:35:56,181 --> 00:35:59,287
Don't touch that dial!
This is Melvin P.Thorpe...
578
00:35:59,350 --> 00:36:02,456
sayin' I'll be back with new
and revealin' information...
579
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,625
about this and other cases.
580
00:36:04,689 --> 00:36:07,966
Watchdog never sleeps!
581
00:36:08,026 --> 00:36:12,372
♪ And it must stop.
Watchdog's gonna get you♪
582
00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:17,004
♪ Gonna shine his light on you, Watchdog's
gonna get you Gonna shine his light ♪
583
00:36:17,068 --> 00:36:20,777
♪ On you ♪
[Cheering]
584
00:36:25,610 --> 00:36:29,752
Damn. That man is crazier
than a peach orchard sow.
585
00:36:29,814 --> 00:36:32,055
Announcin' it straight out
on TV.
586
00:36:32,116 --> 00:36:36,155
So you been sayin'. Everybody's talkin'
about it. Not that it's big news...
587
00:36:36,221 --> 00:36:38,497
to anybody over
three months of age.
588
00:36:38,556 --> 00:36:40,502
But they heard it
in their livin' room.
589
00:36:40,558 --> 00:36:45,507
Sung. Sung to music. And he
actually called my name on television.
590
00:36:45,563 --> 00:36:49,739
Worse than that. The son of a
bitch called mine! [Chuckles]
591
00:36:49,801 --> 00:36:53,840
Ed Earl, seems like ever since I can
remember, folks been jumpin' on me...
592
00:36:53,905 --> 00:36:56,511
for one reason or another. Mmm.
593
00:36:56,574 --> 00:36:59,555
But we're gonna beat this thing.
I ain't worried about it.
594
00:36:59,611 --> 00:37:01,852
You know why?
Because I trust you.
595
00:37:01,913 --> 00:37:03,984
Mmm.
'Cause you're my protector.
596
00:37:08,953 --> 00:37:11,229
Do you know he wears
a sock in his underwear?
597
00:37:11,289 --> 00:37:16,261
A sock? Yeah. All rolled up
like a Jimmy Dean sausage.
598
00:37:16,327 --> 00:37:18,933
[ Both Laugh] Well, I bet
he's runnin' for office.
599
00:37:18,997 --> 00:37:21,841
That's typical of them
crusadin' fanatics.
600
00:37:21,933 --> 00:37:25,608
They flare up every few months.
They're always confusin' crime with sin.
601
00:37:25,670 --> 00:37:30,710
People get sick of hearin' it, and
pretty soon it just clears out of the air.
602
00:37:30,775 --> 00:37:34,723
You're probably right.
Well, ain't I always?
603
00:37:34,779 --> 00:37:38,090
Mm-hmm. You know what I
was thinkin', Ed Earl?
604
00:37:38,149 --> 00:37:40,425
What? Just how much I
miss all the little stuff..
605
00:37:40,485 --> 00:37:43,625
Me and you used to do,
like goin' up to the lake.
606
00:37:43,688 --> 00:37:46,168
Wouldn't it be fun just to go
up there, get a couple of six-packs,
607
00:37:46,224 --> 00:37:48,261
and just get drunker
than Clooney Brown?
608
00:37:48,326 --> 00:37:51,864
Girl, that's the best idea you had
all year. When we gonna do this?
609
00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:54,437
Well, I'd like
to do it tonight.
610
00:37:54,499 --> 00:37:58,413
So would I.
[Siren Wailing]
611
00:38:00,371 --> 00:38:02,373
Well, I wonder who that is.
612
00:38:07,812 --> 00:38:09,758
Hey, Deputy Fred.
Morning, girls!
613
00:38:09,814 --> 00:38:11,760
How's your
tally wacker hangin'?
614
00:38:11,816 --> 00:38:13,921
Fine... Uh...
[Chuckles Sheepishly]
615
00:38:13,985 --> 00:38:15,896
Gee.
616
00:38:18,489 --> 00:38:20,435
Hi, Sheriff.
This better be important.
617
00:38:20,491 --> 00:38:24,667
It is. That Melvin P.Thorpe is
settin' up in front of the courthouse!
618
00:38:24,729 --> 00:38:26,675
In front of the...
Courthouse!
619
00:38:26,731 --> 00:38:29,143
He's gettin' some pictures
for the late news tonight
620
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,738
He's got a whole posse of TV cameramen.
You better come.
621
00:38:32,837 --> 00:38:34,783
Right in front of...
Your office!
622
00:38:34,839 --> 00:38:36,785
Son of a...
Bitch.
623
00:38:39,677 --> 00:38:42,123
I cannot believe that sucker!
624
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:46,128
He even brought his own singers.
Wait'll I get my hands...
625
00:38:47,518 --> 00:38:49,020
[Taddy Jo]
Go get him, Sheriff!
626
00:38:49,053 --> 00:38:50,430
Come on, Deputy Fred!
627
00:38:52,056 --> 00:38:54,468
Ed Earl, please don't
go doin' something stupid...
628
00:38:54,525 --> 00:38:57,199
you're gonna be sorry for!
629
00:38:57,261 --> 00:39:02,040
Watch your temper. Everything's
gonna be fine. Leave that shithead to me.
630
00:39:20,284 --> 00:39:24,426
Howdy again. Melvin P.Thorpe,
the old watchdog himself,
631
00:39:24,489 --> 00:39:28,767
shinin' a spotlight on Gilbert, the
little town with the big shame.
632
00:39:28,826 --> 00:39:32,069
Who's that fella in them
trick britches?
633
00:39:32,130 --> 00:39:34,508
I don't know, but it's too late
in the year for a carnival.
634
00:39:34,565 --> 00:39:37,375
One of them TV folks,
looks like to me.
635
00:39:37,435 --> 00:39:41,781
We're here at the Lanville County Courthouse
to ask some of the local citizens...
636
00:39:41,839 --> 00:39:44,911
how they feel about
the infamous bordello...
637
00:39:44,976 --> 00:39:48,423
runnin' wide open in
their American hometown.
638
00:39:48,479 --> 00:39:50,982
Cut! All right, now,
stay with me, boys.
639
00:39:51,082 --> 00:39:56,031
And when I start the music, I want you
Dogettes to start with me, brisk!
640
00:39:56,087 --> 00:39:59,864
Good people of Gilbert, may l
have your attention, please?
641
00:39:59,924 --> 00:40:03,235
I would like to speak to you about a
matter of great importance and concern.
642
00:40:03,294 --> 00:40:05,365
Let's hear it, Melvin!
Lay it on us.
643
00:40:05,430 --> 00:40:07,467
I'm speakin' to you
about nothin' less...
644
00:40:07,532 --> 00:40:10,877
than your community's
moral health!
645
00:40:10,935 --> 00:40:14,747
I'm talkin' to you
about official blindness,
646
00:40:14,806 --> 00:40:18,777
official corruption,
official malfeasance.
647
00:40:18,843 --> 00:40:23,758
He sure is wound up. Yep. I'm just
waitin' for Ed Earl to get here.
648
00:40:23,815 --> 00:40:26,455
He's gonna kick that boy's ass.
[Chuckles]
649
00:40:26,517 --> 00:40:28,724
[Siren Wailing]
650
00:40:31,122 --> 00:40:34,899
It's no big secret. You know
what's goin' on in this town,
651
00:40:34,959 --> 00:40:37,872
and what's goin' on is evil,
652
00:40:37,962 --> 00:40:42,741
immoral, brazen
and against the law!
653
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,406
Hit it. ♪ Texas has
a whorehouse in it ♪
654
00:40:45,470 --> 00:40:47,746
[ Dogettes] ♪ Lord,
have mercy on our souls ♪
655
00:40:47,805 --> 00:40:49,910
♪ Texas has a whorehouse
in it ♪
656
00:40:49,974 --> 00:40:51,954
♪ Lord, have mercy
on our souls ♪
657
00:40:52,009 --> 00:40:56,321
♪ Sin is running rampant
like before the fall of Rome ♪
658
00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:59,918
♪ Someone is permittin'
you-know-what ♪
659
00:40:59,984 --> 00:41:03,158
♪ And it must stop. ♪
[ Dogettes] ♪ Loveless copulation ♪
660
00:41:03,221 --> 00:41:05,428
♪ Stop that copulation ♪
661
00:41:05,490 --> 00:41:07,492
♪ Loveless copulation ♪
[Siren Wailing]
662
00:41:07,558 --> 00:41:11,665
♪ Stop that copulation
Texas has a whorehouse in it ♪
663
00:41:11,729 --> 00:41:13,675
[Siren Continues]
♪ Lord, have mercy ♪
664
00:41:13,731 --> 00:41:17,975
♪ Texas has a whorehouse in it
Lord, have mercy on our souls ♪
665
00:41:18,035 --> 00:41:21,778
♪ Watchdog smells corruption and
he'll fight it to the top ♪
666
00:41:21,839 --> 00:41:25,343
Now, Sheriff. Sheriff!
Keep a grip on yourself.
667
00:41:25,409 --> 00:41:28,288
Don't get your backup!
Stop whimperin', Rufus.
668
00:41:28,346 --> 00:41:30,451
[Music Stops]
669
00:41:30,515 --> 00:41:33,860
Well, if it isn't
the man himself.
670
00:41:33,918 --> 00:41:36,489
Would you care to give me
an interview now, Sheriff?
671
00:41:36,554 --> 00:41:40,127
I'm gonna give you 30 seconds,
you fancified fart.
672
00:41:40,191 --> 00:41:42,728
Get you and your singin' chorus the
hell out of town! Now,wait...
673
00:41:42,793 --> 00:41:46,468
And get those cameras and crap off
the street. You're blockin' traffic!
674
00:41:46,531 --> 00:41:50,343
The only traffic we're blockin' is that
headed out for the Chicken Ranch.
675
00:41:50,401 --> 00:41:52,039
Right, Sheriff?
676
00:41:52,737 --> 00:41:56,412
Little fat buddy,
up to now you got two tickets:
677
00:41:56,474 --> 00:42:00,012
one for paradin' with out a license
and the other for insultin' me.
678
00:42:00,077 --> 00:42:03,320
Get that circus out of town, or
l'm gonna lock you up so fast...
679
00:42:03,381 --> 00:42:07,887
your corset's gonna pop! Oh,yeah?
We're perfectly within the law.
680
00:42:07,952 --> 00:42:11,365
As a newsman, I have
First Amendment protection.
681
00:42:11,422 --> 00:42:13,595
[Cameraman Grunts]
Get this.
682
00:42:13,658 --> 00:42:16,764
The public has a right to know
what is goin' on out there...
683
00:42:16,827 --> 00:42:20,070
and what kind of payoff
you're acceptin' to protect...
684
00:42:20,131 --> 00:42:22,543
that notorious
house of ill repute.
685
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,910
[Crowd]
Ooh!
686
00:42:36,814 --> 00:42:41,024
First thing is,you're
standin' in Lanville County,
687
00:42:41,085 --> 00:42:43,531
which, by my figurin',
is about 100 miles west...
688
00:42:43,588 --> 00:42:46,262
of that stink hole
you call Houston.
689
00:42:46,324 --> 00:42:49,362
So I can't see it's any of your
business what goes on out here.
690
00:42:49,427 --> 00:42:52,931
Oh,yeah?
Please...
691
00:42:52,997 --> 00:42:54,943
Number two.
692
00:42:54,999 --> 00:42:57,912
You ain't the law
around here, and I am.
693
00:42:57,969 --> 00:43:00,711
So don't be tellin' me
what my goddamn job is,
694
00:43:00,771 --> 00:43:05,220
or I’ll whip your butt so bad it'll
look like the stripes on a barber pole.
695
00:43:05,276 --> 00:43:07,381
[ Boy] Get him, Sheriff
Maybe mean, but he's ours!
696
00:43:07,445 --> 00:43:10,289
Number three. No sawed-off
little pecker...
697
00:43:10,348 --> 00:43:13,386
is gonna accuse me
of takin' a bribe,
698
00:43:13,451 --> 00:43:16,227
'cause I wear the badge
in this goddamn county.
699
00:43:16,287 --> 00:43:20,099
So you listen and listen good,
you over padded, televisin' turd.
700
00:43:20,157 --> 00:43:24,503
If I ever see you or any of those little
bastards that work for you in my town again,
701
00:43:24,562 --> 00:43:28,476
I'm gonna knock you so flat you're gonna
have to roll down your socks to shit!
702
00:43:28,532 --> 00:43:30,478
[ Moaning]
703
00:43:30,534 --> 00:43:32,571
That's tellin' him, Sheriff!
My goodness!
704
00:43:32,637 --> 00:43:37,586
So get outta here, you goddamn,
wig-wearin', citified son of a bitch!
705
00:43:37,642 --> 00:43:40,384
[Gunshot]
706
00:43:47,151 --> 00:43:50,098
[Sputtering]
707
00:43:50,154 --> 00:43:52,896
Oh! Ooh.
708
00:43:52,990 --> 00:43:54,901
Move, you schmuck!
709
00:43:56,994 --> 00:43:58,940
Move it!
Come on!
710
00:43:59,497 --> 00:44:03,639
Get outta here!
Move this thing!
711
00:44:03,668 --> 00:44:07,138
Come on, move this thing!
I'll get you for this.
712
00:44:07,204 --> 00:44:10,208
You son of a bitch!
You'll pay for this.
713
00:44:10,274 --> 00:44:14,120
You're in trouble, Sheriff!
You're in big trouble!
714
00:44:14,178 --> 00:44:16,749
So long, partner.
715
00:44:17,882 --> 00:44:20,863
[Applause]
716
00:44:34,098 --> 00:44:36,635
[ Laughing]
717
00:44:43,474 --> 00:44:47,115
Boy,you sent him hightailin'.
I was so proud of you!
718
00:44:47,211 --> 00:44:49,157
Didn't I?
Yeah.
719
00:44:51,082 --> 00:44:53,722
Mm-hmm.
[ Laughs]
720
00:44:53,784 --> 00:44:57,254
Look at them stars.
Mmm.
721
00:44:57,321 --> 00:44:59,995
Well, there ain't nothin'
prettier than a Texas sky.
722
00:45:00,057 --> 00:45:02,003
Ain't that the truth.
723
00:45:05,129 --> 00:45:07,735
Hey, look! Did you see
that shootin' star? Mm-hmm.
724
00:45:07,798 --> 00:45:10,677
That could've been a
spaceship, you know. Yeah.
725
00:45:10,735 --> 00:45:13,511
You believe in spaceships?
Sure.
726
00:45:13,571 --> 00:45:18,077
I saw a picture once. Them fellers
that's supposed to be from up there.
727
00:45:18,142 --> 00:45:22,522
Uh-huh. Tiny little fellers,
bald-headed.
728
00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:25,618
Little feet, little
hands, got no peckers.
729
00:45:25,683 --> 00:45:27,685
Got no peckers?
730
00:45:28,753 --> 00:45:32,394
Well, I ain't interested.
[ Laughs]
731
00:45:32,456 --> 00:45:35,733
I don't think my girls would be either.
[Chuckles]
732
00:45:35,793 --> 00:45:39,104
When I was a little kid, I used
to imagine a flyin' saucer...
733
00:45:39,163 --> 00:45:43,236
swoopin' down and pickin' me
up and takin' me off to heaven.
734
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:46,372
Like the angels.
Mm-hmm.
735
00:45:46,437 --> 00:45:49,748
"I looked, and behold,
a whirlwind comin' out of the north.
736
00:45:49,807 --> 00:45:53,846
And out of the midst of the fire came the
likeness of four living creatures."
737
00:45:53,944 --> 00:45:55,890
What the hell
you talkin' about?
738
00:45:55,946 --> 00:45:59,393
That's from the Bible. That's what the
Bible says about spaceships in Ezekiel.
739
00:45:59,450 --> 00:46:01,657
Don't you know nothin'
about the Bible? Yeah!
740
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,893
I just don't know nothin' about
no 'Zekiel in the Bible.
741
00:46:04,955 --> 00:46:08,960
I knew a 'Zekiel Peebles
once in the eighth grade.
742
00:46:10,127 --> 00:46:12,129
Think l busted his jaw.
743
00:46:12,196 --> 00:46:15,075
Mmm. Well, that was
very Christian of you.
744
00:46:15,132 --> 00:46:18,306
Well, most of my family
was Baptist.
745
00:46:18,369 --> 00:46:22,977
I never stayed with one family long
enough to become anything in particular.
746
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,078
But I read the Bible.
I believe in Jesus.
747
00:46:26,143 --> 00:46:30,250
I think Jesus was...
was a real good man.
748
00:46:30,314 --> 00:46:32,590
And he was a heck
of a speaker.
749
00:46:32,650 --> 00:46:36,655
Yep. I knew a woman once
that had a vision of Jesus.
750
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:40,327
He came right in her house, set
right down at the foot of her bed.
751
00:46:40,391 --> 00:46:43,804
Mmm? I don't know what I'd
do if that happened to me.
752
00:46:43,861 --> 00:46:46,671
I'll tell you something, honey.
If Jesus comes to your house,
753
00:46:46,730 --> 00:46:48,676
all hell's gonna
break loose.
754
00:46:48,732 --> 00:46:51,338
[ Laughs]
Mmm.
755
00:46:51,402 --> 00:46:53,541
You got a point there,
Ed Earl.
756
00:46:53,604 --> 00:46:57,108
But you know,Jesus was really good
to Mary Magdalene, the fallen woman.
757
00:46:57,174 --> 00:47:01,589
He was always bein' very sociable.
He went to this big weddin' once,
758
00:47:01,679 --> 00:47:03,716
and they ran out of wine.
759
00:47:03,781 --> 00:47:06,193
You know what He did?
Turned the water into wine.
760
00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:09,561
Well, that's a man that
knows how to throw a party.
761
00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:12,123
Now, don't be sacrilegious.
762
00:47:12,189 --> 00:47:16,638
I'm not. I'm not.
He forgives me.
763
00:47:16,694 --> 00:47:19,800
He knows I was kiddin'.
I know He forgives you.
764
00:47:19,864 --> 00:47:24,813
That's funny, how God can forgive you,
and people can't. Why is that?
765
00:47:24,869 --> 00:47:29,249
Well, because people
are not very godly.
766
00:47:30,374 --> 00:47:32,411
I know.
767
00:47:32,476 --> 00:47:34,888
I know.
768
00:47:34,945 --> 00:47:36,891
Yeah.
769
00:47:44,755 --> 00:47:48,134
[Chuckles]
770
00:47:50,427 --> 00:47:52,407
What is it?
771
00:47:53,831 --> 00:47:55,777
Melvin P.Thorpe...
772
00:47:55,833 --> 00:47:59,542
is a sorry son of a bitch.
[ Laughs]
773
00:47:59,603 --> 00:48:03,346
[ Laughing]
774
00:48:03,908 --> 00:48:06,320
You reckon he's gonna
run for the legislature?
775
00:48:07,978 --> 00:48:09,082
Why?
776
00:48:11,815 --> 00:48:15,092
I never told anybody
this before, but...
777
00:48:16,820 --> 00:48:19,528
I was thinkin' of runnin'
for the legislature some day.
778
00:48:19,590 --> 00:48:22,594
Are you serious, Ed Earl?
Yeah.
779
00:48:22,626 --> 00:48:28,042
They say an honest man can't
be elected in this country anymore.
780
00:48:28,098 --> 00:48:31,045
But I don't believe that.
781
00:48:31,101 --> 00:48:33,945
This is a good country.
782
00:48:34,004 --> 00:48:35,950
I believe I could win.
783
00:48:36,006 --> 00:48:39,112
Well,you got my vote.
I might even go register.
784
00:48:39,176 --> 00:48:43,420
Boy, I sure didn't know you
had dreams that big. Mmm.
785
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,256
People really do like you, though.
They like you too.
786
00:48:46,317 --> 00:48:48,263
Really?
Sure.
787
00:48:48,319 --> 00:48:51,493
You ask anybody in town about you.
Say, "How do you like Miss Mona?"
788
00:48:51,555 --> 00:48:54,195
They say, "Shoot,
she's a fine woman".
789
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:58,103
"Fine, friendly and nice." Mmm.
790
00:48:58,162 --> 00:49:01,541
I always just thought if you
see somebody with out a smile,
791
00:49:01,632 --> 00:49:04,374
you give 'em yours.
I like that.
792
00:49:05,970 --> 00:49:08,416
I like that.
793
00:49:08,472 --> 00:49:11,316
Think I’ll use that
as my campaign slogan.
794
00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:15,255
If you see somebody with out a
smile, give 'em yours.
795
00:49:15,312 --> 00:49:17,349
I'm gonna have that
printed upon a little card.
796
00:49:17,414 --> 00:49:21,021
Oh, you're kiddin' me.
You smart-ass.
797
00:49:21,085 --> 00:49:24,828
I had a dream once.
Yeah?
798
00:49:24,888 --> 00:49:28,199
I'll tell you if you won't laugh.
Oh, I won't laugh.
799
00:49:28,258 --> 00:49:31,671
Well, I used to dream
of bein' a ballerina.
800
00:49:31,729 --> 00:49:34,335
[ Beer Tab Opens]
[Snickers]
801
00:49:34,398 --> 00:49:36,708
Now, Ed Earl, I ain't
tellin' you nothin'.
802
00:49:36,767 --> 00:49:40,544
[Snickering] Well... ballerina?
Yes, a ballerina!
803
00:49:40,604 --> 00:49:45,280
[Laughs] Well, I think
that's wonderful.
804
00:49:45,376 --> 00:49:47,856
And I think you still could be a
ballerina if you wanted to be.
805
00:49:47,911 --> 00:49:50,551
Don't be ridiculous!
No,you could!
806
00:49:50,614 --> 00:49:52,992
Go into training right now.
Just start jumpin' up and down.
807
00:49:53,050 --> 00:49:57,226
Me? Jumpin' up and down? I'd
black both my eyes. [Laughs]
808
00:49:57,287 --> 00:49:59,460
I couldn't now.
I'm too top heavy.
809
00:49:59,523 --> 00:50:05,064
I have a hard enough time balancin' these
things now, with out gettin' on my toes.
810
00:50:11,468 --> 00:50:14,142
You know something?
What?
811
00:50:14,204 --> 00:50:19,017
You know that, uh, I
don't see anybody but you anymore.
812
00:50:19,076 --> 00:50:22,057
Course, you can't
say the same, can you?
813
00:50:25,215 --> 00:50:30,096
I haven't been to bed with another
woman besides you in three years.
814
00:50:30,154 --> 00:50:33,192
You didn't know that,
did you?
815
00:50:33,257 --> 00:50:35,237
No, I didn't know that.
816
00:50:37,428 --> 00:50:39,408
Nothin' better, once
you've had the best.
817
00:50:40,798 --> 00:50:43,506
Hey, I like that. Mmm.
I thought you would.
818
00:50:43,567 --> 00:50:47,913
Reckon if I was to run for the legislature,
I could, uh, put that on my card?
819
00:50:47,971 --> 00:50:49,917
[ Laughs]
820
00:51:03,721 --> 00:51:08,670
Up next, Melvin P.Thorpe continues
his expose of the Chicken Ranch...
821
00:51:08,726 --> 00:51:11,798
with a violent demonstration
in the Gilbert town square.
822
00:51:11,862 --> 00:51:13,808
Great God from Goldsborough!
823
00:51:16,867 --> 00:51:19,575
[Ringing]
[Grunts]
824
00:51:20,738 --> 00:51:23,150
Wha... Yeah?
825
00:51:23,207 --> 00:51:26,120
Ed Earl, you better turn on
channel four.
826
00:51:26,176 --> 00:51:29,851
[On Phone] That idiot's
got you on TV again.
827
00:51:29,913 --> 00:51:32,154
Well, I don't
give a shit, Rufus!
828
00:51:32,216 --> 00:51:34,594
It's all very well
to take that attitude,
829
00:51:34,651 --> 00:51:36,824
Honey.
but this is serious!
830
00:51:36,887 --> 00:51:40,767
Put on the television.
Channel four.
831
00:51:40,824 --> 00:51:44,362
[Rufus Chattering] That Melvin P.Thorpe
is shootin' off his mouth again.
832
00:51:44,428 --> 00:51:47,034
How could what he's sayin'
be so goddamn important?
833
00:51:47,097 --> 00:51:51,512
Calm down, Rufus! It can't
be as bad as all that.
834
00:51:51,568 --> 00:51:55,880
What happened to me as an
individual is not important.
835
00:51:55,939 --> 00:51:58,943
Is this the kind of man we want
runnin' our law enforcement?
836
00:51:59,042 --> 00:52:00,988
Is this the kind
of foul-mouthed example...
837
00:52:01,044 --> 00:52:04,548
we wanna set for our young,
innocent children?
838
00:52:04,615 --> 00:52:06,561
Run the film.
839
00:52:06,617 --> 00:52:09,962
Number three:
No sawed-off [Bleep]
840
00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:12,193
Is gonna accuse me
of takin' a bribe,
841
00:52:12,256 --> 00:52:15,135
because I wear the badge
in this [Bleep] county!
842
00:52:15,192 --> 00:52:18,537
So you listen good!
You [ Bleep] [ Bleep]!
843
00:52:18,595 --> 00:52:21,872
If I ever see you or any of those
[ Bleep] in my town again,
844
00:52:21,932 --> 00:52:25,744
I'm gonna knock you so flat you're gonna
[ Bleep] [ Bleep] [ Bleep]!
845
00:52:25,803 --> 00:52:29,979
[Gunshots, People Screaming]
846
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:34,750
Ed Earl, that man has
made a fool out of you.
847
00:52:34,812 --> 00:52:36,758
[Gunshot]
848
00:52:38,415 --> 00:52:40,827
I've had calls from preachers, deacons...
[Phone Ringing]
849
00:52:40,884 --> 00:52:42,795
And the presidents
of two garden clubs!
850
00:52:42,886 --> 00:52:46,891
Thank you for callin'. The phones
have been ringin' all mornin'.
851
00:52:46,924 --> 00:52:49,996
Sheriff's office. I don't
know why I serve as mayor...
852
00:52:50,060 --> 00:52:52,939
of this incorporated
sand trap anyway!
853
00:52:52,996 --> 00:52:56,170
What in the heck is keepin' him?
He'll be along.
854
00:52:56,233 --> 00:53:00,682
Well, he'd better! My wife couldn't
believe what she saw last night.
855
00:53:00,737 --> 00:53:05,049
They bleeped him, but she read his
lips on every hell, goddamn and shit.
856
00:53:05,108 --> 00:53:07,418
[Groans]
857
00:53:07,477 --> 00:53:11,687
There's some folks gettin' up a
petition to close the Chicken Ranch.
858
00:53:11,748 --> 00:53:14,524
All we wanted to do
was keep it quiet.
859
00:53:14,585 --> 00:53:18,965
Thanks to Ed Earl, it's the hottest thing
on the air since the Gong Show
860
00:53:19,022 --> 00:53:21,298
[Rita] I'll tell him you called
Mornin': Sheriff.
861
00:53:21,358 --> 00:53:23,429
Mornin', Rita.
Here's your calls.
862
00:53:23,493 --> 00:53:26,030
Reckon you fellas are waitin'
to talk to me. We sure are!
863
00:53:26,096 --> 00:53:28,440
You don't know the trouble you caused
on this Chicken Ranch business!
864
00:53:28,498 --> 00:53:32,275
Dad-gum it, Ed Earl!
If you ain’t a pluperfect fool!
865
00:53:32,336 --> 00:53:36,546
You may be right. I got over a dozen
messages here from outraged citizens,
866
00:53:36,607 --> 00:53:39,383
tellin' me that we got a whorehouse
in Lanville County.
867
00:53:39,443 --> 00:53:41,923
Only been one here
for about 150 years.
868
00:53:41,979 --> 00:53:44,983
Ed Earl, you can set up speed
traps to catch the tourists.
869
00:53:45,048 --> 00:53:48,962
You can look the other way when the
wrong kid swipes a car to go joy riding.
870
00:53:49,019 --> 00:53:51,226
Hell,you can even
let Miss Mona run her place!
871
00:53:51,288 --> 00:53:55,236
But there's one thing you can't do:
broadcast gutter talk on TV.
872
00:53:55,292 --> 00:53:57,238
I didn't know
they was takin' pictures.
873
00:53:57,294 --> 00:53:59,501
What did you figure
the cameras were for?
874
00:53:59,897 --> 00:54:03,470
Damn it, C.J.!
You pious pissant.
875
00:54:03,533 --> 00:54:06,605
I don't have one-tenth the trouble from
Miss Mona's that I have from you...
876
00:54:06,670 --> 00:54:10,243
for one of your all-night stag parties
over at the Legionnaire Hall.
877
00:54:10,307 --> 00:54:13,151
That ain't fair, dang it!
There's just one thing to do:
878
00:54:13,210 --> 00:54:17,352
Close the place before we all go to hell
in a hand basket. Close it down!
879
00:54:17,414 --> 00:54:21,191
She was just fine as long as she was bringin'
in the money and makin' civic contributions,
880
00:54:21,251 --> 00:54:24,255
but the moment her luck ran
sour, you want to run out on her.
881
00:54:24,321 --> 00:54:27,700
Run out on her like rats
from a burnin' barn!
882
00:54:27,758 --> 00:54:31,672
That's just it, Ed Earl.
Who's gonna put out that fire?
883
00:54:31,728 --> 00:54:34,971
Look, if you won't close
her, tell her to lay low!
884
00:54:35,032 --> 00:54:38,036
Just until the heat
wears off a little bit.
885
00:54:38,101 --> 00:54:40,103
Give it two months.
What's two months?
886
00:54:40,170 --> 00:54:43,845
Nobody tells me
how to run my goddamn job,
887
00:54:43,874 --> 00:54:45,854
and nobody gives me advice!
888
00:54:45,876 --> 00:54:50,882
I'll do things my own way. I'm gonna
make up my own damn mind!
889
00:54:50,948 --> 00:54:53,690
Two months.
What's two months?
890
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:56,060
Shut down for two months!
891
00:54:56,119 --> 00:54:59,623
That is a hell of a lot
to ask somebody, Ed Earl.
892
00:54:59,690 --> 00:55:03,866
That's a hell of a lot of overhead
to pay out when cash ain't comin' in.
893
00:55:03,927 --> 00:55:07,397
What do you think I ought to tell my girls?
Maybe it won't be two months.
894
00:55:07,464 --> 00:55:10,809
The holidays are comin' up.
Maybe the whole thing will blow over,
895
00:55:10,867 --> 00:55:13,643
and you can let your customers...
I warned you yesterday...
896
00:55:13,704 --> 00:55:16,810
about losin' your temper
and carryin' on.
897
00:55:16,873 --> 00:55:18,819
Last night you said
you was proud of me.
898
00:55:18,875 --> 00:55:22,288
Last night I wasn't
on the 11:00 news!
899
00:55:22,379 --> 00:55:25,519
I didn't know that son of a
bitch was gonna make an idiot out of me.
900
00:55:25,582 --> 00:55:29,758
I don't know about that electronic bullshit!
How was I supposed to handle that?
901
00:55:29,820 --> 00:55:33,563
That's your job, Ed Earl.
Ain't that what they pay you for?
902
00:55:33,623 --> 00:55:37,161
I know my job! Don't be tellin'
me what my goddamn job is!
903
00:55:37,227 --> 00:55:40,265
I could close this place down
in a New York minute!
904
00:55:40,330 --> 00:55:44,938
All I'm askin' for is a little cooperation
so I can get through a difficult situation...
905
00:55:45,002 --> 00:55:46,948
with as little trouble
as possible!
906
00:55:47,004 --> 00:55:50,110
Okay, okay, okay!
I'll shut it down.
907
00:55:50,173 --> 00:55:54,053
You will? What do you want,
a written contract?
908
00:55:54,111 --> 00:55:58,617
You promise? Ed Earl,
I am givin' you my word.
909
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,964
I'm sorry, Mona, about
the whole situation.
910
00:56:06,023 --> 00:56:08,936
Don't feel sorry for me.
911
00:56:08,992 --> 00:56:13,941
I started out poor, and I
worked my way up to outcast.
912
00:56:15,832 --> 00:56:20,906
I know what I'm askin' is gonna turn
out to be the best thing for both of us.
913
00:56:20,937 --> 00:56:23,713
Just trust me.
914
00:56:26,376 --> 00:56:28,583
You know
what burns my ass?
915
00:56:28,645 --> 00:56:33,116
What?
A flame about three feet high.
916
00:56:33,183 --> 00:56:36,562
Of course I trust you, you big cowboy.
Ain't I always?
917
00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:39,829
Mm-hmm.
No need to stop now.
918
00:56:41,892 --> 00:56:43,997
Now get out of here.
[Slap]
919
00:56:44,061 --> 00:56:48,100
Everything's gonna turn out just fine.
Don't you worry about a thing, honey.
920
00:56:48,165 --> 00:56:50,668
Everything's gonna turn out
slicker than catshit...
921
00:56:50,734 --> 00:56:52,941
on a linoleum floor.
922
00:56:53,003 --> 00:56:54,949
[ Laughs]
923
00:56:55,005 --> 00:56:57,918
[ Laughs]
924
00:56:57,974 --> 00:57:02,081
Well, if it ain't the celebrated,
cussin' sheriff of Lanville County.
925
00:57:02,145 --> 00:57:04,091
How are you, Sheriff?
926
00:57:04,147 --> 00:57:05,990
I'm fine.
How are you, Porky?
927
00:57:06,049 --> 00:57:10,429
Oh, Sheriff! I been real good all week.
I've lost six pounds.
928
00:57:10,487 --> 00:57:15,436
Yeah? Well, don't take nothin'
off them cheeks. Oh,goon.
929
00:57:15,492 --> 00:57:18,871
[ Laughs]
Whoa!
930
00:57:18,929 --> 00:57:22,206
Well, Jewel, I just
promised the sheriff..
931
00:57:22,265 --> 00:57:24,472
That we're gonna
shut down for two months.
932
00:57:24,534 --> 00:57:27,447
What? How can you
promise that?
933
00:57:27,537 --> 00:57:30,211
What about the football
celebration tomorrow night?
934
00:57:30,273 --> 00:57:33,482
[Sighs]
I forgot all about that.
935
00:57:33,543 --> 00:57:36,990
It's the Thanksgiving game,
and that's real special.
936
00:57:37,047 --> 00:57:40,460
I know! I don't know
what to do. I did promise.
937
00:57:40,517 --> 00:57:42,963
You think if we close the doors
to the regular customers,
938
00:57:43,019 --> 00:57:45,625
just went on as planned,
that'd be all right?
939
00:57:45,689 --> 00:57:50,570
I'm sure it will, honey. That party is
a bigger tradition than the game.
940
00:57:54,598 --> 00:57:57,875
[Crowd Cheering]
941
00:57:57,934 --> 00:58:00,881
65,000-plus on hand
here at Kyle Field,
942
00:58:00,937 --> 00:58:03,918
and we have seen
an amazing ball game.
943
00:58:03,974 --> 00:58:07,547
Texas A&M heavily favored,
but we're tied 12 to 12.
944
00:58:07,611 --> 00:58:09,613
Aggies have the ball,
second down at the eight
945
00:58:09,646 --> 00:58:12,217
Time is winding down.
946
00:58:12,616 --> 00:58:17,190
[Sportscaster] And again,
the Longhorns' break is stopped
947
00:58:17,254 --> 00:58:20,497
This University
of Texas defense... Whoo!
948
00:58:21,391 --> 00:58:23,268
Whoo!
[Laughs]
949
00:58:24,694 --> 00:58:26,173
String up the white...
950
00:58:26,196 --> 00:58:29,370
until after we see
who wins, orange or maroon.
951
00:58:29,432 --> 00:58:32,606
Yes, ma'am.
[Football On TV, Indistinct]
952
00:58:32,669 --> 00:58:36,014
I can't stand it if them Aggies win.
What do you mean?
953
00:58:36,072 --> 00:58:39,144
They're such animals. Always yellin'
and jumpin' about...
954
00:58:39,209 --> 00:58:41,155
and sayin' yee-haw
955
00:58:41,211 --> 00:58:44,784
If they have to go for all the
marbles, they will have to throw.
956
00:58:44,881 --> 00:58:49,023
Time running out. Miller rolls
to the right. Pass! Touchdown!
957
00:58:49,085 --> 00:58:51,725
[Crowd Roaring]
- Yeaaah!
958
00:58:51,788 --> 00:58:54,701
Hell! That calls
for a drink.
959
00:58:54,758 --> 00:58:57,796
[Sportscaster] The part that emotion plays
in a game like this!
960
00:58:57,861 --> 00:59:00,034
Don't let your mother
see you do that.
961
00:59:00,096 --> 00:59:02,474
Well, who won?
The Aggies.
962
00:59:02,566 --> 00:59:06,708
Aw, shit.
[Together] Yee-haw.
963
00:59:06,770 --> 00:59:10,081
[All ]
Yee-haw!
964
00:59:10,140 --> 00:59:12,086
Yee-haw!
965
00:59:12,142 --> 00:59:15,055
Hey, boys!
[All Whooping]
966
00:59:15,078 --> 00:59:17,991
All right!
Hey, boys!
967
00:59:19,549 --> 00:59:23,326
Boys, boys! That was
the greatest victory...
968
00:59:23,420 --> 00:59:26,026
since General Eisenhower won!
969
00:59:26,089 --> 00:59:28,160
Senator,
you ain't forgot...
970
00:59:28,225 --> 00:59:31,331
you was gonna take us
to the Chicken Ranch, did ya?
971
00:59:31,394 --> 00:59:35,672
Yeah! How about it? I always keep
my campaign promises, hmm?
972
00:59:35,732 --> 00:59:38,770
[Cheers] Yes, sir. The Chicken
Ranch is a fine institution,
973
00:59:38,835 --> 00:59:41,281
and I'm proud to have it
in my district.
974
00:59:41,338 --> 00:59:43,841
And to hell with what
Melvin P.Thorpe says!
975
00:59:45,809 --> 00:59:50,087
I'll see all you seniors out
at Miss Mona's. [Cheering]
976
00:59:58,288 --> 01:00:00,234
♪ We're gonna whomp
and stomp ♪
977
01:00:00,290 --> 01:00:02,236
♪ And we'll whoop it up ♪
978
01:00:02,292 --> 01:00:05,739
♪ Tonight ♪
979
01:00:05,795 --> 01:00:09,743
♪ Those little gals
won't never ever ♪
980
01:00:09,799 --> 01:00:13,372
♪ Be the same ♪
981
01:00:13,436 --> 01:00:16,781
♪ They're gonna love it
when we whomp and stomp ♪
982
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:22,153
♪ And whoop it up
all right ♪
983
01:00:22,212 --> 01:00:27,423
♪ It's even better
than an Aggie football game ♪
984
01:00:27,484 --> 01:00:31,296
Better than
a football game?
985
01:00:31,354 --> 01:00:35,131
♪ And then we're gonna
show them all ♪
986
01:00:35,191 --> 01:00:37,398
♪ A thing or two ♪
987
01:00:39,329 --> 01:00:42,173
♪ We're gonna demonstrate ♪
988
01:00:42,232 --> 01:00:47,011
♪ Just what a champion can do ♪
Yee-haw!
989
01:00:47,070 --> 01:00:51,951
♪ Seventy-five miles
until we get to heaven ♪
990
01:00:52,008 --> 01:00:57,082
♪ Seventy-five miles
until our plans are laid ♪
991
01:00:57,147 --> 01:01:02,096
♪ Seventy-five miles until
we get to the Chicken Ranch ♪
992
01:01:02,152 --> 01:01:05,133
♪ Where history
and Aggie boys ♪
993
01:01:05,188 --> 01:01:10,001
♪ Get made ♪
994
01:01:11,861 --> 01:01:14,671
[All Whooping]
995
01:01:17,934 --> 01:01:20,938
[Whooping Continues]
996
01:01:26,376 --> 01:01:28,856
Yee-haw!
997
01:01:43,226 --> 01:01:45,297
Get out of the way!
998
01:01:45,362 --> 01:01:47,308
Look it here!
Watch this.
999
01:01:52,535 --> 01:01:54,481
Whoo!
1000
01:01:54,537 --> 01:01:56,483
Yee-haw!
1001
01:02:08,585 --> 01:02:11,930
Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
1002
01:02:14,257 --> 01:02:16,635
Hey. All right!
Hey, come on.
1003
01:02:18,795 --> 01:02:21,002
Atta boy!
1004
01:02:21,064 --> 01:02:23,670
Oh, yeah! Come on! All right!
1005
01:02:23,733 --> 01:02:26,236
All right!
1006
01:02:56,766 --> 01:03:00,145
[Whooping]
1007
01:03:09,312 --> 01:03:14,261
♪ Twenty-two miles
until we get to heaven ♪
1008
01:03:14,317 --> 01:03:18,891
♪ Twenty-two miles
until our plans are laid ♪
1009
01:03:18,955 --> 01:03:23,734
♪ Twenty-two miles until
we get to the Chicken Ranch ♪
1010
01:03:23,793 --> 01:03:26,672
♪ Where history and Aggie boys ♪
1011
01:03:26,729 --> 01:03:30,973
♪ Get made ♪
1012
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,810
[Whoosh]
1013
01:03:39,642 --> 01:03:42,213
[All Moaning]
1014
01:03:43,513 --> 01:03:45,515
What the hell
happened?
1015
01:03:50,019 --> 01:03:52,829
Do we have to wear
these ball gowns again?
1016
01:03:52,889 --> 01:03:56,302
Yes, and I don't wanna hear
any more bitchin' about it.
1017
01:03:56,359 --> 01:04:00,330
Miss Mona likes to create
somethin' special for the boys.
1018
01:04:00,396 --> 01:04:03,400
It's like a graduation dance.
1019
01:04:09,739 --> 01:04:14,654
Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
Yee-haw!
1020
01:04:14,711 --> 01:04:17,590
[Shouts Continue]
1021
01:04:22,385 --> 01:04:26,697
♪ One more mile
until we get to heaven ♪
1022
01:04:26,756 --> 01:04:30,795
♪ One more mile
until our plans are laid ♪
1023
01:04:30,860 --> 01:04:34,535
♪ One more mile until
we get to the Chicken Ranch ♪
1024
01:04:34,597 --> 01:04:37,874
♪ Where history and Aggie boys ♪
1025
01:04:37,934 --> 01:04:42,747
♪ Get made ♪
1026
01:04:42,805 --> 01:04:46,548
[Whooping]
1027
01:04:48,645 --> 01:04:51,819
[All ] Yee-haw!
Y'all come on in!
1028
01:04:51,915 --> 01:04:54,953
[ Laughing] Oh, I'm
so glad to see ya.
1029
01:04:55,051 --> 01:04:57,861
Congratulations! Hey, boys!
I think you'll find..
1030
01:04:57,921 --> 01:05:01,994
It's a fittin' celebration
for today's victory! [Cheering]
1031
01:05:03,259 --> 01:05:07,469
[All] Whoo! Howdy, boys!
1032
01:05:07,564 --> 01:05:12,172
Howdy, ma'am. I'm Senator Wingwood of the
19th District and the Aggie class of' '49.
1033
01:05:12,235 --> 01:05:14,181
Mighty proud to meet you.
1034
01:05:14,237 --> 01:05:17,548
To meet me! Charlie, who you
think you're talkin' to?
1035
01:05:17,607 --> 01:05:19,553
How's Mary Margaret
and the kids?
1036
01:05:19,609 --> 01:05:23,716
[ Boys Laugh] Hell, Miss Mona,
I didn't think you'd remember.
1037
01:05:23,780 --> 01:05:26,420
Remember? Did you remember
to bring my check?
1038
01:05:26,482 --> 01:05:29,520
I got it right here.
1039
01:05:29,586 --> 01:05:33,227
Good. You know it's always a business
doin' pleasure with you, Charlie.
1040
01:05:33,289 --> 01:05:35,269
[ Laughs]
You boys head on out back.
1041
01:05:35,325 --> 01:05:39,273
We've got a nice surprise for you.
Come on, boys!
1042
01:05:47,670 --> 01:05:50,344
[Whooping, Exclaiming]
1043
01:05:52,542 --> 01:05:56,012
Yoo-hoo! Boys!
1044
01:05:58,314 --> 01:06:00,658
[ Boys Cheering]
Hi!
1045
01:06:00,717 --> 01:06:02,993
♪ [Rinky-tink Piano] ♪
1046
01:06:04,053 --> 01:06:07,865
Howdy, girls!
[Whistling]
1047
01:06:32,515 --> 01:06:34,722
♪ [Continues] ♪
1048
01:08:31,534 --> 01:08:33,946
Yee-haw!
1049
01:09:25,721 --> 01:09:28,167
[ Laughing]
1050
01:09:28,224 --> 01:09:30,500
[Boys]
Yee-haw!
1051
01:09:36,766 --> 01:09:38,302
♪ [Whistling] ♪
1052
01:09:38,367 --> 01:09:41,439
♪ Texas has a whorehouse
in it ♪
1053
01:09:41,504 --> 01:09:43,450
♪ [Whistling] ♪
1054
01:09:43,506 --> 01:09:45,884
[Vehicles Approaching]
1055
01:10:05,361 --> 01:10:08,308
♪ [ Humming] ♪
1056
01:10:11,234 --> 01:10:13,976
[Knock At Door]
Yo!
1057
01:10:14,036 --> 01:10:15,982
It's me, Deputy Fred!
1058
01:10:16,038 --> 01:10:18,143
Come on in, Fred!
[Door Opening]
1059
01:10:18,241 --> 01:10:20,243
Evenin': Sheriff.
1060
01:10:20,309 --> 01:10:22,255
Happy Thanksgiving.
You want a drink?
1061
01:10:22,311 --> 01:10:25,190
Aw, no, thank you. That stuff always
tears up my stomach.
1062
01:10:25,248 --> 01:10:28,525
I was readin' in the Reader's Digest...
What do you want, Fred?
1063
01:10:28,584 --> 01:10:31,656
Oh, I was makin' my rounds
around town,
1064
01:10:31,721 --> 01:10:34,224
and I saw that Melvin P.Thorpe
and a bunch of other fellers...
1065
01:10:34,290 --> 01:10:36,861
headed out towards the Chicken Ranch.
Melvin P.Thorpe.
1066
01:10:36,926 --> 01:10:39,873
Uh-huh. Goin' out to the
Chicken Ranch, was he?
1067
01:10:39,929 --> 01:10:43,399
[ Laughing]
Yeah?
1068
01:10:43,466 --> 01:10:46,845
He's gonna be real disappointed!
[ Laughing Harder]
1069
01:10:46,903 --> 01:10:50,282
There ain't nothin' goin' on. Miss
Mona promised me to close down.
1070
01:10:50,339 --> 01:10:53,786
Ah! Well, she didn't. I was
out there earlier this evenin'.
1071
01:10:53,843 --> 01:10:57,450
Those Aggies was just
celebratin' to beat the band.
1072
01:10:58,347 --> 01:10:59,553
Oh, no.
1073
01:10:59,582 --> 01:11:01,391
[ Laughing] Uh-huh! Aw, shit!
1074
01:11:01,450 --> 01:11:03,521
Uh-huh!
1075
01:11:38,287 --> 01:11:40,233
Shh. Quiet.
1076
01:11:43,359 --> 01:11:47,466
Shh. This maybe the most
important scoop of my television career.
1077
01:11:51,367 --> 01:11:53,745
Not now!
Idiot boy.
1078
01:11:56,505 --> 01:11:58,815
Give me that.
Now.
1079
01:11:58,874 --> 01:12:02,686
Good neighbors, we're about to enter
the whorehouse itself
1080
01:12:02,745 --> 01:12:04,691
Cut. Come on.
1081
01:12:04,747 --> 01:12:08,718
Stay with me.
Come on. Come on, boys.
1082
01:12:08,818 --> 01:12:11,822
No! There's been a party here.
Watch your step.
1083
01:12:11,887 --> 01:12:12,991
Shh.
1084
01:12:15,191 --> 01:12:17,171
Hold this.
1085
01:12:19,195 --> 01:12:21,334
[Door Creaks]
1086
01:12:22,832 --> 01:12:25,108
Damn quiet.
1087
01:12:25,167 --> 01:12:27,670
Billy Joe, light switch.
1088
01:12:32,508 --> 01:12:35,284
Shh. Come on.
No!
1089
01:12:35,344 --> 01:12:38,223
[Snoring]
1090
01:12:39,281 --> 01:12:41,227
Careful.
1091
01:12:42,685 --> 01:12:46,462
Henry. Lights.
Light switch.
1092
01:12:46,522 --> 01:12:49,628
Watch me. You know
what you gotta do.
1093
01:12:49,692 --> 01:12:52,571
Wait. Bingo.
1094
01:12:52,628 --> 01:12:54,733
Lights! Everybody up!
1095
01:12:54,797 --> 01:12:56,743
[ Ringing Bells, Shouting]
1096
01:12:58,134 --> 01:13:00,375
[Shouting]
Let's go!
1097
01:13:00,436 --> 01:13:02,382
All right! Come along!
1098
01:13:05,374 --> 01:13:07,718
Oh, shit!
1099
01:13:12,415 --> 01:13:14,861
Jewel,what in hell
is goin' on?
1100
01:13:14,884 --> 01:13:17,888
Call the sheriff!
It's that Thorpe sucker!
1101
01:13:19,555 --> 01:13:22,661
Oh! Goodness!
1102
01:13:22,725 --> 01:13:24,898
They're smokin' [Sniffs] cocaine!
1103
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,236
Take their picture!
1104
01:13:27,296 --> 01:13:29,572
Follow me! Oh!
1105
01:13:35,404 --> 01:13:37,315
All right, take this!
[Screams]
1106
01:13:37,406 --> 01:13:39,352
Take her picture!
Thank you!
1107
01:14:12,541 --> 01:14:16,614
Excuse me, ma'am.
Y'all come back now, you hear?
1108
01:14:16,679 --> 01:14:19,489
Come on! Ooh.
Look who's here.
1109
01:14:19,548 --> 01:14:23,621
Senator, the eyes of Texas
are upon you Ha.
1110
01:14:26,522 --> 01:14:29,162
Come on, boys!
We gotta leave.
1111
01:14:29,225 --> 01:14:32,172
Thank you, ma'am.
- Oh!
1112
01:14:36,966 --> 01:14:39,173
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
Miss Mona!
1113
01:14:39,235 --> 01:14:42,239
Melvin P. Thorpe.
Gotcha!
1114
01:14:44,039 --> 01:14:47,987
Let's get to those vans! We're
gonna make the mornin' news!
1115
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:00,596
[Sirens Wailing]
1116
01:15:18,774 --> 01:15:20,720
See you on TV!
[ Laughing]
1117
01:15:20,776 --> 01:15:22,722
Holy shit!
1118
01:15:23,112 --> 01:15:24,785
God Almighty.
1119
01:15:38,928 --> 01:15:42,398
Damn it! You gave me your word!
And I took it!
1120
01:15:42,464 --> 01:15:45,206
Now, I'm the law! The law!
Talk about the law!
1121
01:15:45,267 --> 01:15:47,713
A bunch of crazies
break into my house tonight,
1122
01:15:47,770 --> 01:15:50,182
comin' in here, takin' pictures,
invadin' my privacy.
1123
01:15:50,239 --> 01:15:52,515
Wanna know what
the law's gonna do?
1124
01:15:52,541 --> 01:15:54,680
I can tell you.
Nothin'!
1125
01:15:54,710 --> 01:15:57,520
They'd have no reason to do nothin' if
you'd done what you said you were gonna do!
1126
01:15:57,580 --> 01:15:59,753
I trusted you.
That's what hurt.
1127
01:15:59,815 --> 01:16:04,093
Don't you talk to me about trust!
I trusted you to protect me!
1128
01:16:04,153 --> 01:16:07,327
I made a mistake tonight,
okay?
1129
01:16:07,356 --> 01:16:10,735
If that's your apology,
it ain't worth armadillo crap.
1130
01:16:10,793 --> 01:16:15,003
I ain't apologizin'! I'm a business
woman payin' out double taxes!
1131
01:16:15,064 --> 01:16:17,237
I expect a little protection!
1132
01:16:17,299 --> 01:16:20,041
Where were you?
I couldn't get you...
1133
01:16:20,069 --> 01:16:23,243
I was in bed, because you gave
me your word you were closin' down.
1134
01:16:23,305 --> 01:16:26,184
If Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace
was here, none of this...
1135
01:16:26,242 --> 01:16:29,689
Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace couldn't
hold my jock! You can't handle the job!
1136
01:16:30,246 --> 01:16:32,852
Goddamn it, Mona,
you're makin' me mad!
1137
01:16:32,881 --> 01:16:37,591
Whoo! Listen at him cuss and shout.
Just like on TV!
1138
01:16:37,620 --> 01:16:39,930
You're just a kid
playin' at bein' a cowboy.
1139
01:16:39,989 --> 01:16:42,435
You ain't never
gonna grow up!
1140
01:16:42,491 --> 01:16:47,907
You use me as your mistress. You use
that damn Dulcie Mae as your in-town wife.
1141
01:16:47,930 --> 01:16:53,243
You even use that boy so you can play
weekend daddy! Leave that boy out of it!
1142
01:16:53,269 --> 01:16:58,742
You're playin'. You're just a big,
overgrown kid playin' at bein' a man!
1143
01:16:58,774 --> 01:17:02,551
I don't have to listen
to this shit. I'm the law.
1144
01:17:02,578 --> 01:17:06,151
If I choose to, I'll close this
place down 'til hell freezes over.
1145
01:17:06,348 --> 01:17:10,296
Don't you threaten me. I'm tellin'
the truth, and you know it!
1146
01:17:10,352 --> 01:17:14,732
And all of your big dreams
of goin' to the legislature.
1147
01:17:14,790 --> 01:17:19,671
They're just dreams, 'cause you ain't never
gonna be no more than you are right now:
1148
01:17:19,728 --> 01:17:23,335
a chicken-shit sheriff
in a chicken-shit town.
1149
01:17:23,399 --> 01:17:27,404
[ Exhales]
You may be right.
1150
01:17:27,469 --> 01:17:29,642
It's a hell of a lot better
than bein' a whore.
1151
01:17:36,145 --> 01:17:38,091
[ Inhaling]
1152
01:18:33,135 --> 01:18:36,912
Legalized prostitution,
pro or con, is in the news today.
1153
01:18:36,939 --> 01:18:40,477
For a report, here
is Jeff Gerald in Gilbert,Texas.
1154
01:18:42,044 --> 01:18:44,923
The Chicken Ranch, the legendary.
long-running bawdy, house,
1155
01:18:44,947 --> 01:18:48,827
is showing little activity after the
disclosure of the Thanksgiving night raid.
1156
01:18:48,851 --> 01:18:52,822
Get a way! The deputy keeps away on-lookers
and potential customers,
1157
01:18:52,855 --> 01:18:57,326
while up at the house, the doors are
closed and the principals are not talking
1158
01:18:57,393 --> 01:19:00,340
The sheriff of Gilbert, Ed Earl Dodd,
refused interviews.'
1159
01:19:00,396 --> 01:19:02,569
while the man who
launched the campaign,
1160
01:19:02,631 --> 01:19:06,272
consumer advocate Melvin P. Thorpe,
held a press conference this afternoon.
1161
01:19:06,335 --> 01:19:09,077
I have a report here that says
that the Chicken Ranch...
1162
01:19:09,104 --> 01:19:13,211
is involved with and under the
influence of organized crime.
1163
01:19:13,275 --> 01:19:18,088
I myself am gonna take this report to Austin
in the hopes that the governor himself..
1164
01:19:18,147 --> 01:19:22,857
Will come out of his long silence
on this issue and uphold the law.
1165
01:19:22,918 --> 01:19:25,865
[Applause] And... Thank you.
Thank you very much.
1166
01:19:26,588 --> 01:19:28,727
[Jeff Gerald]
The governor made no statement,
1167
01:19:28,757 --> 01:19:32,204
but Senator Charles Wingwood, who was a
principal figure in the Watchdog news raid,
1168
01:19:32,261 --> 01:19:35,208
also held a press conference
explaining his involvement
1169
01:19:35,264 --> 01:19:38,871
I have no independent recollection
of going to the Chicken Ranch.
1170
01:19:38,934 --> 01:19:43,713
I can only say, as the most dedicated
anti-communist in the state legislature,
1171
01:19:43,772 --> 01:19:47,914
that I must have been drugged by
communists or communist sympathizers...
1172
01:19:47,976 --> 01:19:51,890
and placed there to harm
my reputation and good name.
1173
01:19:51,947 --> 01:19:54,393
Reaction across the state
is split 50-50.
1174
01:19:54,450 --> 01:19:57,556
But here in Gilbert, the Chicken
Ranch has many supporters.
1175
01:19:57,619 --> 01:20:02,568
I ain't never seen anything bad come out
of there yet, and I've lived here all my life.
1176
01:20:02,624 --> 01:20:05,628
Why, they attract a lot of
business to the community.
1177
01:20:05,694 --> 01:20:08,607
They pay their taxes...
ha...just like you and me!
1178
01:20:08,664 --> 01:20:12,840
No one. No one was ever
forced to go up there.
1179
01:20:12,901 --> 01:20:16,314
My Frank,when he was alive, used
to go up there every Saturday.
1180
01:20:16,371 --> 01:20:20,615
I took it as a blessin'. Of course,
things were different then.
1181
01:20:20,676 --> 01:20:24,783
Now a days women enjoy doin'
that sort of thing themselves.
1182
01:20:24,847 --> 01:20:27,259
At least, so I've been told.
1183
01:20:27,316 --> 01:20:30,229
The Chicken Ranch?
I think it's a good idea.
1184
01:20:30,319 --> 01:20:33,698
See, you take young boys and
they're gonna be lookin' for women.
1185
01:20:33,755 --> 01:20:35,757
If they can't find 'em,
they'll rape 'em.
1186
01:20:35,824 --> 01:20:39,101
And if they don't, they'll run
to other women and get diseases!
1187
01:20:39,161 --> 01:20:41,107
Those girls went to doctors.
1188
01:20:41,163 --> 01:20:44,337
Although petitions are being
circulated to save the Chicken Ranch,
1189
01:20:44,399 --> 01:20:47,778
already this bumper sticker is
beginning to appear around the state.
1190
01:20:47,836 --> 01:20:51,943
And so, as feminists line up behind
decriminalization of prostitution,
1191
01:20:52,007 --> 01:20:55,614
already in the legislature, while
traditionalists and fundamentalists...
1192
01:20:55,644 --> 01:20:58,818
lobby for its defeat, the fate of the
Chicken Ranch rests with the governor,
1193
01:20:58,881 --> 01:21:01,691
who to day again was unavailable
for comment [Pills Fizzing]
1194
01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:04,526
Jeff Gerald, ABC News,
Gilbert,Texas.
1195
01:21:04,753 --> 01:21:07,563
Thank you, Jeff If... [Snaps Off]
1196
01:21:08,290 --> 01:21:10,896
Well, I hate admitting
I was wrong, Miss Mona.
1197
01:21:10,959 --> 01:21:13,906
But with television broadcasting
this from hell to breakfast,
1198
01:21:13,962 --> 01:21:17,466
we should've done what the sheriff
said and kept this place closed.
1199
01:21:17,533 --> 01:21:21,811
[Sighs] It was my fault, Jewel.
It was my decision.
1200
01:21:21,870 --> 01:21:24,646
He ain't gonna be able
to stop it this time, is he?
1201
01:21:24,706 --> 01:21:28,347
No. He'd like to, but
he's out of his league.
1202
01:21:28,410 --> 01:21:30,515
He don't know
how to fight 'em.
1203
01:21:30,579 --> 01:21:34,254
He's just a good old boy
that ain't never gonna grow up.
1204
01:21:34,816 --> 01:21:37,319
Honey, we see everything
in this profession.
1205
01:21:37,386 --> 01:21:41,095
But one thing I ain't never seen,
man nor woman, is a grown-up.
1206
01:21:41,156 --> 01:21:45,104
Don't be too hard on him.
He loves you.
1207
01:21:48,130 --> 01:21:50,076
Well, he ain't
never said it.
1208
01:21:51,433 --> 01:21:53,913
Some men can't
say the words, honey.
1209
01:21:53,969 --> 01:21:57,109
But that don't mean they
don't feel it in their heart.
1210
01:21:58,006 --> 01:22:01,681
Well, It's just as well
anyhow, Jewel.
1211
01:22:01,743 --> 01:22:05,247
I set my course
a long time ago,
1212
01:22:05,314 --> 01:22:07,294
and I can't go changin' now.
1213
01:22:12,688 --> 01:22:14,793
[Rufus] Well, I don't know what to do.
Seems like folks...
1214
01:22:14,856 --> 01:22:17,860
got nothin' else to talk about
but this Chicken Ranch mess.
1215
01:22:17,926 --> 01:22:21,237
Like a broken record: Chicken Ranch,
Chicken Ranch, Chicken Ranch!
1216
01:22:21,296 --> 01:22:24,072
And all of this bad publicity's
flat ruinin' business.
1217
01:22:24,132 --> 01:22:27,978
I haven't sold a car in a week.
It's ruinin' the town.
1218
01:22:28,036 --> 01:22:31,381
No one's blamin' you, Ed Earl.
It ain't your fault.
1219
01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:34,580
But we can't just sit around
here waitin' to grow tits!
1220
01:22:34,610 --> 01:22:37,591
The way l see it, the Chicken
Ranch served a purpose once.
1221
01:22:37,646 --> 01:22:39,557
But now everything's
openin' up.
1222
01:22:39,648 --> 01:22:43,494
Do you know we are in the
middle of a world wide sexual revolution?
1223
01:22:43,552 --> 01:22:46,624
Why, Miss Mona's ain't obscene;
It's just obsolete.
1224
01:22:46,688 --> 01:22:49,726
She ain't got a handful
of supporters left, Ed Earl.
1225
01:22:49,791 --> 01:22:52,294
All this publicity's
makin' folks think twice...
1226
01:22:52,361 --> 01:22:54,898
about signin' that petition
to keep her open!
1227
01:22:54,963 --> 01:22:57,443
Why can't that station
in Houston...
1228
01:22:57,466 --> 01:23:00,640
turn its cameras to the cesspool
in their own backyard?
1229
01:23:00,669 --> 01:23:03,149
And how about Austin? Why, two
blocks from the state capitol,
1230
01:23:03,205 --> 01:23:07,085
you can have anything done to you
for money that you can get in Tangiers!
1231
01:23:07,109 --> 01:23:09,089
Why, there's naked
massages, tongue baths,
1232
01:23:09,111 --> 01:23:12,024
somebody ticklin' your ass
with a feather.
1233
01:23:12,047 --> 01:23:16,189
If you know that for a fact,
Mr. Newspaper Editor,
1234
01:23:16,218 --> 01:23:18,255
it's your duty to expose it!
1235
01:23:18,286 --> 01:23:19,594
Now, you see here, C.J.!
1236
01:23:19,655 --> 01:23:23,193
I don't give a damn if folks
want their ass tickled!
1237
01:23:23,258 --> 01:23:26,762
I kinda like to think that
that's what heaven is all about.
1238
01:23:26,828 --> 01:23:28,967
[Laughing]
1239
01:23:28,997 --> 01:23:33,173
Boys, I got myself
a pretty good bullshit detector.
1240
01:23:33,235 --> 01:23:37,877
And I can tell when somebody's peein' on
my boots and tellin' me it's a rainstorm.
1241
01:23:37,939 --> 01:23:41,443
Now, this thing's gotten way out of hand.
I don't know how.
1242
01:23:41,510 --> 01:23:45,390
But l figure there's only one
thing left to do. Close it down!
1243
01:23:45,447 --> 01:23:48,985
No. I'm goin' to Austin.
1244
01:23:49,017 --> 01:23:53,830
See the governor, tell him Miss
Mona's side of the situation.
1245
01:23:53,889 --> 01:23:57,302
He sure as hell ain't gonna hear about
it from anybody in this room.
1246
01:23:57,325 --> 01:24:00,238
You can't go up and see the governor!
He don't see anybody!
1247
01:24:00,295 --> 01:24:02,241
He'll see me.
1248
01:24:15,277 --> 01:24:18,747
Feel like the country dog in the city.
If I stand still, they screw me.
1249
01:24:18,814 --> 01:24:21,488
If I run, they bite me in the ass.
[Chuckles]
1250
01:24:22,384 --> 01:24:24,762
I... I wish...
1251
01:24:24,820 --> 01:24:26,766
there was somethin'
I could do.
1252
01:24:27,656 --> 01:24:28,760
Thank you.
1253
01:24:31,893 --> 01:24:34,669
They want me
to close her down,
1254
01:24:34,730 --> 01:24:36,835
run her out of town.
1255
01:24:39,401 --> 01:24:42,814
How can I ask her to leave, when
all I want her to do is stay?
1256
01:25:03,925 --> 01:25:07,702
Ladies and gentlemen, His
Excellency, the governor of Texas.
1257
01:25:11,933 --> 01:25:16,905
My friends, I want to thank you for
that sincere and heartwarming ovation.
1258
01:25:16,938 --> 01:25:18,747
No questions, please.
[Reporters Clamoring]
1259
01:25:18,774 --> 01:25:22,620
Governor, what do you think
of the crisis in the Middle East?
1260
01:25:22,644 --> 01:25:26,217
I was sayin' at the weekly prayer
breakfast in this historic capitol...
1261
01:25:26,248 --> 01:25:28,728
that it behooves both
the Jews and the Arabs...
1262
01:25:28,784 --> 01:25:31,094
to settle their differences
in a Christian manner.
1263
01:25:31,153 --> 01:25:33,099
But... Governor! Governor...
1264
01:25:33,155 --> 01:25:36,762
Have you seen the evidence of the
disgraceful situation at the Chicken Ranch?
1265
01:25:39,795 --> 01:25:44,335
♪ Fellow Texans
I am proudly ♪
1266
01:25:44,399 --> 01:25:49,644
♪ Standing here
to humbly say ♪
1267
01:25:49,704 --> 01:25:52,082
♪ I assure you ♪
1268
01:25:52,140 --> 01:25:54,484
♪ And I mean it ♪
1269
01:25:54,543 --> 01:25:59,253
♪ Now, who says I don't
speak out as plain as day ♪
1270
01:25:59,314 --> 01:26:02,295
♪ And fellow Texans ♪
1271
01:26:02,350 --> 01:26:05,991
♪ I'm for progress
And the flag ♪
1272
01:26:06,021 --> 01:26:09,764
♪ Long may it fly ♪
1273
01:26:09,825 --> 01:26:12,669
♪ I'm a poor boy ♪
1274
01:26:12,727 --> 01:26:15,606
♪ Come to greatness ♪
1275
01:26:15,664 --> 01:26:20,374
♪ So it follows
that I cannot tell a lie ♪
1276
01:26:21,436 --> 01:26:25,350
What the hell did he say? The
same as usual: not a damn thing.
1277
01:26:30,345 --> 01:26:33,451
♪ Ooh, I love to dance
a little sidestep ♪
1278
01:26:33,515 --> 01:26:36,962
♪ Now they see me, Now they don't
I've come and gone ♪
1279
01:26:37,018 --> 01:26:40,989
♪ And Ooh, I love to sweep
around the wide step ♪
1280
01:26:41,022 --> 01:26:44,663
♪ Cut a little swath
and lead the people on ♪
1281
01:26:44,726 --> 01:26:47,570
[Reporters Chattering]
1282
01:26:47,629 --> 01:26:50,007
[ Reporter] Governor!
- Yeah.
1283
01:26:50,065 --> 01:26:52,409
Jerry Rogers of the Houston Post.
Hi, Jerry.
1284
01:26:52,467 --> 01:26:56,745
Governor? Do you plan to take action
against the Chicken Ranch?
1285
01:26:57,439 --> 01:26:59,510
♪ Now, my good friends ♪
1286
01:26:59,574 --> 01:27:01,520
♪ It behooves me ♪
1287
01:27:01,576 --> 01:27:05,046
♪ To be solemn
and declare ♪
1288
01:27:05,113 --> 01:27:08,856
♪ I'm for goodness
and for profit ♪
1289
01:27:08,917 --> 01:27:13,332
♪ And for living clean
and saying daily prayer ♪
1290
01:27:13,355 --> 01:27:16,734
♪ And now, my good friends
You can sleep nights ♪
1291
01:27:16,791 --> 01:27:20,170
♪ I'll continue to stand tall ♪
1292
01:27:20,228 --> 01:27:22,139
♪ You can trust me ♪
1293
01:27:22,230 --> 01:27:24,107
♪ For l promise ♪
1294
01:27:24,165 --> 01:27:28,910
♪ I shall keep a watchful eye
upon y'all ♪
1295
01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:35,444
Did you get any of that? I hear him
talkin', but he don't come in.
1296
01:27:36,011 --> 01:27:39,959
♪ Ooh, I love to dance
a little sidestep ♪
1297
01:27:40,015 --> 01:27:43,758
♪ Now they see me, Now they don't
I've come and gone ♪
1298
01:27:43,785 --> 01:27:48,029
♪ And Ooh, I love to sweep
around the wide step ♪
1299
01:27:48,056 --> 01:27:51,799
♪ Cut a little swath
and lead the people on ♪
1300
01:27:52,494 --> 01:27:54,030
There he is.
Come on, boys.
1301
01:27:54,095 --> 01:27:55,870
Governor! Governor.
1302
01:27:55,931 --> 01:27:58,309
Melvin P.Thorpe.
Watchdog News.
1303
01:27:58,366 --> 01:28:02,212
Why has the Chicken Ranch operation
been so long ignored?
1304
01:28:02,237 --> 01:28:04,217
We seem to be havin'
some acoustic problems in here.
1305
01:28:04,239 --> 01:28:09,154
Aren't you afraid of possible payoffs
and bribes? Melvin, I'm sorry.
1306
01:28:09,177 --> 01:28:11,748
Enough of this pussy footin', Governor.
What do you intend to do...
1307
01:28:11,780 --> 01:28:13,987
about Miss Mona
and the Chicken Ranch?
1308
01:28:15,050 --> 01:28:16,996
[ Mutters]
1309
01:28:25,727 --> 01:28:27,400
♪ Now, Miss Mona ♪
1310
01:28:27,462 --> 01:28:29,408
♪ I don't know her ♪
1311
01:28:29,464 --> 01:28:32,502
♪ Though I've
heard the name ♪
1312
01:28:32,567 --> 01:28:34,911
♪ Oh,yes ♪
1313
01:28:34,970 --> 01:28:37,177
♪ But of course
I have ♪
1314
01:28:37,238 --> 01:28:39,184
♪ No close contact ♪
1315
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:44,690
♪ So what she is doin'
I can only guess ♪
1316
01:28:44,713 --> 01:28:47,091
♪ And now Miss Mona ♪
1317
01:28:47,115 --> 01:28:48,753
♪ She's a blemish ♪
1318
01:28:48,817 --> 01:28:53,732
♪ On the face
of that good town ♪
1319
01:28:56,658 --> 01:29:00,105
♪ I am takin'
certain steps here ♪
1320
01:29:00,161 --> 01:29:04,610
♪ Some one somewhere's
gonna have to close her down ♪
1321
01:29:06,768 --> 01:29:08,770
[Thorpe]
Can you believe that man?
1322
01:29:08,837 --> 01:29:12,979
Was that a yes or a no?
That's a possible maybe.
1323
01:29:13,875 --> 01:29:17,721
♪ Ooh, I love to dance
a little sidestep ♪
1324
01:29:17,779 --> 01:29:21,454
♪ Now they see me, Now they don't
I've come and gone ♪
1325
01:29:21,483 --> 01:29:25,693
♪ And Ooh, I love to sweep
around the wide step ♪
1326
01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:29,532
♪ Cut a little swath
and lead the people on ♪
1327
01:29:29,557 --> 01:29:33,471
♪ Ooh, I love to dance
a little sidestep ♪
1328
01:29:36,798 --> 01:29:40,473
♪ Ooh, I love to sweep
around the wide step ♪
1329
01:29:48,043 --> 01:29:51,752
♪ Cut a little swath
and lead the people ♪
1330
01:29:51,813 --> 01:29:53,952
♪ On ♪
1331
01:29:57,252 --> 01:29:59,232
[ Exhales]
1332
01:30:00,622 --> 01:30:02,829
[Woman] Governor? I have
Sheriff Dodd from Gilbert..
1333
01:30:02,891 --> 01:30:04,802
Waiting outside to see you.
1334
01:30:04,893 --> 01:30:08,568
He's been here since early this morning
and is very insistent
1335
01:30:08,630 --> 01:30:11,338
Swearin' Sheriff Dodd?
The one on TV?
1336
01:30:11,399 --> 01:30:15,074
No, no, no, no...
Hi, Sheriff!
1337
01:30:15,103 --> 01:30:17,777
Just talkin' about you.
How are ya?
1338
01:30:17,839 --> 01:30:21,184
Governor. I know I'm
way out of line comin' up here,
1339
01:30:21,209 --> 01:30:24,281
but before you closed down the Chicken
Ranch I wanted you to know all the facts.
1340
01:30:24,312 --> 01:30:25,950
But I haven't made that decision yet!
Good.
1341
01:30:26,014 --> 01:30:28,460
My aides are still workin' on that.
Well, the Chicken...
1342
01:30:28,516 --> 01:30:31,963
The Chicken Ranch has been in
my county since before I was born.
1343
01:30:32,020 --> 01:30:36,799
Its doors have been open to soldiers
and presidents and farmers.
1344
01:30:36,858 --> 01:30:41,034
Even governors who can remember
what a great institution it is.
1345
01:30:42,097 --> 01:30:45,374
No need to bring that up,
Sheriff I ain't threatenin' you.
1346
01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:48,210
Whatever you say, I'm gonna do.
But think of the people.
1347
01:30:48,236 --> 01:30:51,308
I've known Miss Mona for 12 years.
You're never gonna meet a finer woman.
1348
01:30:51,339 --> 01:30:54,718
She never refuses a charity.
The whole town likes her.
1349
01:30:54,776 --> 01:30:59,054
Hospital fund, new swimmin' pool,
even the Little Leaguers.
1350
01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:02,425
She bought 'em uniforms so they wouldn't
have to play in their overalls.
1351
01:31:02,484 --> 01:31:04,464
Well.
1352
01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:09,991
I wasn't aware
of her civic generosity.
1353
01:31:11,059 --> 01:31:12,663
But the law is the law!
1354
01:31:12,694 --> 01:31:15,834
Sometimes it's gotta be changed. I
been fightin' crime all my life,
1355
01:31:15,864 --> 01:31:18,242
but let's not confuse crime
with committin' a sin.
1356
01:31:18,266 --> 01:31:22,271
You can't legislate morality. Those girls
have never caused any trouble to anybody.
1357
01:31:22,337 --> 01:31:25,807
They're healthy, taxpayin',
law-abidin' citizens...
1358
01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:28,787
who supply a demand and provide an
economic asset to the community.
1359
01:31:28,843 --> 01:31:32,655
Whew. Ed Earl.
1360
01:31:32,714 --> 01:31:37,595
You ever think about runnin'
for office? Huh? I swear.
1361
01:31:37,619 --> 01:31:41,260
You make that whorehouse sound like a
damn nonprofit recreational facility.
1362
01:31:42,323 --> 01:31:45,361
Governor, if the citizens
who elected me...
1363
01:31:45,393 --> 01:31:47,703
found it necessary
to close it down,
1364
01:31:47,729 --> 01:31:49,709
I would close it down.
1365
01:31:49,731 --> 01:31:53,770
If Miss Mona and the girls that work
for her were jeopardizin' the health,
1366
01:31:53,801 --> 01:31:57,112
wealth or moral scruples of the community,
I would close it down.
1367
01:31:57,172 --> 01:31:59,778
If the place was just
a piddlin' nuisance,
1368
01:31:59,807 --> 01:32:02,617
an eyesore, a fire hazard,
I would close it down!
1369
01:32:02,644 --> 01:32:06,456
But there's nothin'. No reason
except the goddamn cries...
1370
01:32:06,514 --> 01:32:10,223
of a muck rakin'
sensationalist on television.
1371
01:32:11,119 --> 01:32:12,860
Here they are, Governor.
What you've been waitin' for.
1372
01:32:15,523 --> 01:32:17,469
Aha. I'm sorry,
Ed Earl.
1373
01:32:17,525 --> 01:32:21,632
But the Chicken Ranch loses,
42 to37,with 21% undecided.
1374
01:32:21,696 --> 01:32:25,872
What is that? The polls. You
can't expect me to go against the polls.
1375
01:32:26,768 --> 01:32:29,180
Melvin still outside?
Maybe I can catch the cameras.
1376
01:32:29,871 --> 01:32:30,815
Good seein' ya.
1377
01:32:30,838 --> 01:32:33,512
But it's not
what my people want.
1378
01:32:33,575 --> 01:32:37,421
Show's over, Sheriff
Close it down!
1379
01:32:45,253 --> 01:32:47,995
[Crowd] Hooray! Aha!
1380
01:32:50,792 --> 01:32:54,365
♪ Melvin Thorpe
has done it once again ♪
1381
01:32:54,395 --> 01:32:58,343
♪ He's shone his light
and now we see ♪
1382
01:32:58,399 --> 01:33:01,846
♪ Melvin Thorpe will go
through thick and thin ♪
1383
01:33:01,869 --> 01:33:05,681
♪ And lead us on to victory ♪
1384
01:33:05,707 --> 01:33:09,951
♪ [Dogettes Continue Singing] Ooh,
I love to dance a little sidestep ♪
1385
01:33:09,978 --> 01:33:14,017
♪ Now they see me, Now they don't.
I've come and gone ♪
1386
01:33:14,048 --> 01:33:17,621
♪ And Ooh, I love to sweep
around the wide step ♪
1387
01:33:17,652 --> 01:33:22,123
♪ Cut a little swath
and lead the people on ♪
1388
01:33:22,156 --> 01:33:24,693
[ Dogettes] ♪ Melvin Thorpe
has done it once again♪
1389
01:33:24,726 --> 01:33:28,936
♪ He's shone his light
and now we see ♪
1390
01:33:28,963 --> 01:33:32,536
♪ Melvin Thorpe will go
through thick and thin ♪
1391
01:33:32,567 --> 01:33:35,810
♪ And lead us on to victory ♪
1392
01:33:37,171 --> 01:33:40,983
♪ Melvin Thorpe has done it
once again ♪
1393
01:33:41,009 --> 01:33:45,048
♪ He's shone his light
and now we see ♪
1394
01:33:45,079 --> 01:33:48,060
I'd love to see
that sheriffs face right now!
1395
01:33:48,116 --> 01:33:52,462
♪ He'll lead us all ♪ That Chicken Ranch
is gonna get it in the neck!
1396
01:33:52,520 --> 01:33:56,900
And Miss Mona,
she's gonna get hers too.
1397
01:33:56,958 --> 01:33:59,336
[ Dogettes] ♪
For all to see ♪ Agh!
1398
01:33:59,394 --> 01:34:04,776
♪ Melvin Thorpe will go through thick
and thin He'll lead us all to ♪
1399
01:34:04,832 --> 01:34:09,975
♪ Victory ♪
1400
01:34:13,508 --> 01:34:15,419
[ Ed Earl ]
Sorry son of a bitch.
1401
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:35,707
[Phone Rings]
1402
01:34:35,763 --> 01:34:38,039
[ Ringing]
1403
01:34:50,345 --> 01:34:51,449
Hello.
1404
01:34:52,814 --> 01:34:55,124
Mona, this is an official call.
1405
01:34:55,350 --> 01:34:58,331
As the sheriff of Lanville
County, it's my duty...
1406
01:34:58,386 --> 01:35:01,265
Why don't you just get
to the point, Sheriff?
1407
01:35:03,358 --> 01:35:04,701
I gotta close you down.
1408
01:35:05,226 --> 01:35:07,797
I see.
1409
01:35:07,862 --> 01:35:10,138
How long do we have?
1410
01:35:10,198 --> 01:35:12,576
Be better to do it
as soon as possible.
1411
01:35:15,370 --> 01:35:16,940
I understand.
1412
01:35:17,605 --> 01:35:20,313
Mona.
1413
01:35:20,375 --> 01:35:22,321
About the other night.
1414
01:35:24,379 --> 01:35:26,723
I lost my temper.
1415
01:35:27,882 --> 01:35:30,488
I said somethings
I shouldn't have said.
1416
01:35:32,387 --> 01:35:33,832
I want to apologize.
1417
01:35:34,555 --> 01:35:36,091
Oh, it's all right,
Ed Earl.
1418
01:35:36,157 --> 01:35:39,832
I think we both said a whole
lot of things we regret.
1419
01:35:39,894 --> 01:35:41,840
If there's ever anything
I can do...
1420
01:35:41,896 --> 01:35:44,843
No, thank you. I think you've
done all you could.
1421
01:35:45,566 --> 01:35:48,012
I have to tell my girls.
1422
01:36:15,930 --> 01:36:17,841
[ Bell Dings]
1423
01:36:21,769 --> 01:36:24,716
Well, the news has come.
1424
01:36:24,772 --> 01:36:26,718
Just got a call
from the sheriff
1425
01:36:26,774 --> 01:36:29,311
and we are closed down...
1426
01:36:29,377 --> 01:36:32,221
immediately and permanently.
1427
01:36:33,181 --> 01:36:36,651
[Woman]
Oh. What'll we do?
1428
01:36:37,051 --> 01:36:40,396
Well, Las Vegas,
here I come.
1429
01:36:40,421 --> 01:36:44,927
Damn! I thought when the sheriff went
to speak to the governor,
1430
01:36:44,992 --> 01:36:46,266
we'd get a reprieve.
1431
01:36:46,494 --> 01:36:50,408
What did you say?
Didn't you know about that, Miss Mona?
1432
01:36:50,765 --> 01:36:51,903
He drove up last night.
1433
01:36:51,966 --> 01:36:56,244
The whole town's talkin'
about the way he fought for you
1434
01:36:56,304 --> 01:36:58,511
Didn't he tell you that?
1435
01:36:58,573 --> 01:37:01,918
No. No, he didn't.
1436
01:37:31,973 --> 01:37:36,149
♪ Hey, maybe I'll
dye my hair ♪
1437
01:37:37,979 --> 01:37:40,425
♪ Maybe I'll
move some where ♪
1438
01:37:40,481 --> 01:37:42,961
♪ Maybe I’ll get a car ♪
1439
01:37:43,017 --> 01:37:48,399
♪ Maybe I'll drive so far
they'll all lose track ♪
1440
01:37:48,489 --> 01:37:52,631
♪ Me, I'll bounce
right back ♪
1441
01:37:52,693 --> 01:37:55,503
♪ Maybe I'll sleep real late ♪
1442
01:37:57,665 --> 01:38:00,271
♪ Maybe I'll
lose some weight ♪
1443
01:38:00,334 --> 01:38:02,507
♪ Maybe I'll clear my junk ♪
1444
01:38:02,570 --> 01:38:08,145
♪ Maybe I'll just get drunk
on apple wine ♪
1445
01:38:08,209 --> 01:38:14,285
♪ Me, I'll be
just fine and dandy ♪
1446
01:38:14,348 --> 01:38:18,990
♪ Lord, it's like
a hard candy Christmas ♪
1447
01:38:19,053 --> 01:38:21,659
♪ I'm barely getting through ♪
1448
01:38:21,722 --> 01:38:23,668
♪ Tomorrow ♪
1449
01:38:23,724 --> 01:38:25,795
♪ But still I won't let ♪
1450
01:38:25,860 --> 01:38:28,670
♪ Sorrow bring me way down ♪
1451
01:38:28,729 --> 01:38:33,678
♪ I'll be fine
and dandy ♪
1452
01:38:33,734 --> 01:38:38,205
♪ Lord, it's like
a hard candy Christmas ♪
1453
01:38:38,272 --> 01:38:40,980
♪ I'm barely
gettin' through ♪
1454
01:38:41,042 --> 01:38:42,988
♪ Tomorrow ♪
1455
01:38:43,044 --> 01:38:48,722
♪ But still I won't let
sorrow bring me way down ♪
1456
01:38:51,719 --> 01:38:56,566
♪ Hey, maybe I'll
learn to sew ♪
1457
01:38:56,624 --> 01:39:00,697
♪ Hey, maybe I'll
just lie low ♪
1458
01:39:00,761 --> 01:39:03,002
♪ Maybe I'll hit the bars ♪
1459
01:39:03,064 --> 01:39:05,340
♪ Maybe I'll
count the stars ♪
1460
01:39:05,399 --> 01:39:08,278
♪ Until the dawn ♪
1461
01:39:08,336 --> 01:39:12,546
♪ Me, I will go on♪
1462
01:39:12,607 --> 01:39:15,451
♪ Maybe I'll settle down ♪
1463
01:39:17,578 --> 01:39:19,956
♪ Maybe I'll
just leave town ♪
1464
01:39:20,014 --> 01:39:22,290
♪ Maybe I'll
have some fun ♪
1465
01:39:22,350 --> 01:39:27,800
♪ Maybe I'll meet someone
and make him mine ♪
1466
01:39:27,855 --> 01:39:31,894
♪ Me, I'll be just fine ♪
1467
01:39:31,959 --> 01:39:33,905
♪ And dandy ♪
1468
01:39:33,961 --> 01:39:38,432
♪ Lord, it's like
a hard candy Christmas ♪
1469
01:39:38,499 --> 01:39:43,209
♪ I'm barely
gettin' through tomorrow ♪
1470
01:39:43,270 --> 01:39:48,049
♪ But still I won't let
sorrow bring me way down ♪
1471
01:39:48,109 --> 01:39:52,717
♪ I'll be fine and dandy ♪
1472
01:39:52,780 --> 01:39:57,422
♪ Lord, it's like
a hard candy Christmas ♪
1473
01:39:57,485 --> 01:40:02,059
♪ I'm barely
gettin' through tomorrow ♪
1474
01:40:02,123 --> 01:40:04,069
♪ But still I won't let ♪
1475
01:40:04,125 --> 01:40:07,538
♪ Sorrow bring me way down ♪
1476
01:40:09,530 --> 01:40:13,740
♪ I'll be fine and dandy ♪
1477
01:40:13,801 --> 01:40:18,750
♪ Lord, it's like
a hard candy Christmas ♪
1478
01:40:18,806 --> 01:40:23,255
♪ I'm barely
gettin' through tomorrow ♪
1479
01:40:23,310 --> 01:40:25,256
♪ But still I won't let ♪
1480
01:40:25,312 --> 01:40:28,987
♪ Sorrow bring me way down ♪
1481
01:40:50,104 --> 01:40:54,553
♪ I'll be fine ♪
[Bus Departing]
1482
01:40:54,608 --> 01:40:58,715
♪ I'll be fine ♪
1483
01:40:59,780 --> 01:41:04,593
♪ I'll be fine ♪
1484
01:41:19,233 --> 01:41:21,179
So the girls left,
1485
01:41:21,235 --> 01:41:24,045
and it was a sorry day
for Lanville County.
1486
01:41:26,807 --> 01:41:29,083
It's kinda like the end
of an era.
1487
01:41:29,143 --> 01:41:32,147
You know, like when you graduate
from high school?
1488
01:41:32,213 --> 01:41:35,387
Things are just
never the same again.
1489
01:41:37,151 --> 01:41:40,098
Ed Earl's up
in the state legislature now,
1490
01:41:40,154 --> 01:41:42,566
and I became the sheriff
1491
01:41:49,597 --> 01:41:52,077
I suppose you're wonderin'
what happened to Miss Mona.
1492
01:41:52,133 --> 01:41:55,910
Well, Ed Earl drove up there
on her last day.
1493
01:42:12,086 --> 01:42:14,293
Hey, Sheriff.
Good morning, Jewel.
1494
01:42:14,355 --> 01:42:18,064
I'm so pleased to see ya. I knew you
couldn't let me leave...
1495
01:42:18,125 --> 01:42:22,733
with outta sweet good-bye for
your old Porky. [Chuckles]
1496
01:42:22,797 --> 01:42:26,210
Good-bye, Jewel.
Good-bye, Sheriff
1497
01:42:26,267 --> 01:42:29,976
I sure hope you come up north to visit
Miss Mona and me. Where is she?
1498
01:42:30,037 --> 01:42:31,983
Inside.
1499
01:42:33,207 --> 01:42:36,154
See you're takin' your old juke
with you.
1500
01:42:36,210 --> 01:42:39,783
[ Laughs] You know I couldn't
leave without my bell and my box.
1501
01:42:39,847 --> 01:42:41,793
[Laughs]
1502
01:43:24,158 --> 01:43:26,764
Ed Earl?
1503
01:43:28,562 --> 01:43:31,270
This old place looks
kinda funny, don't it?
1504
01:43:31,332 --> 01:43:33,642
Ben Sawtuck bought
all my furniture and fixtures,
1505
01:43:33,667 --> 01:43:37,410
and Langston downtown's
gonna sell the rest.
1506
01:43:41,275 --> 01:43:43,221
Mona, there's something
I wanna tell you.
1507
01:43:43,277 --> 01:43:45,655
I want you to thank your boys
for me.
1508
01:43:45,679 --> 01:43:50,628
Those reporters would have got all out of
hand if it hadn't been for your deputies.
1509
01:43:51,518 --> 01:43:53,498
Mona, you know me better
than that.
1510
01:43:53,554 --> 01:43:57,468
Ed Earl, I believe the thing to do is
to put this whole thing behind you...
1511
01:43:57,524 --> 01:43:59,595
just as quick as you can.
1512
01:43:59,693 --> 01:44:03,072
I've made a little money, I've
laughed, I've danced to the music.
1513
01:44:03,130 --> 01:44:05,440
It's just time to pay
the fiddler, that's all.
1514
01:44:08,769 --> 01:44:11,807
Mona,we've been
together a long time.
1515
01:44:11,872 --> 01:44:15,046
Sometimes I think you know me
better than I know myself
1516
01:44:16,877 --> 01:44:19,551
So you know how hard
this is for me to say.
1517
01:44:21,382 --> 01:44:22,986
I love you.
1518
01:44:24,885 --> 01:44:26,990
Will you marry me?
1519
01:44:27,054 --> 01:44:31,161
Oh, Ed Earl, I've loved you
since I was 16 years old.
1520
01:44:31,225 --> 01:44:34,263
But I've thought about
this for a long time.
1521
01:44:34,328 --> 01:44:37,036
And as much as I'd
love for it to work,
1522
01:44:37,097 --> 01:44:40,271
I know deep down in my heart
it ain't never gonna be.
1523
01:44:40,334 --> 01:44:43,679
Didn't you hear what I said?
I did, darlin'.
1524
01:44:43,737 --> 01:44:46,445
But it's gonna always be
just like it is.
1525
01:44:46,507 --> 01:44:50,011
There just ain't no way
in this world it can work.
1526
01:44:50,077 --> 01:44:52,250
We could make it work.
1527
01:44:52,313 --> 01:44:54,589
Just have to
give it a chance.
1528
01:44:55,816 --> 01:44:57,762
♪ If l ♪
1529
01:44:58,819 --> 01:45:01,299
♪ Should stay ♪
1530
01:45:02,356 --> 01:45:04,768
♪ Well, I would only ♪
1531
01:45:04,825 --> 01:45:08,204
♪ Be in your way ♪
1532
01:45:08,262 --> 01:45:12,472
♪ And so I’ll go ♪
1533
01:45:12,533 --> 01:45:16,606
♪ And yet I know ♪
1534
01:45:16,670 --> 01:45:19,048
♪ That I'll think of you ♪
1535
01:45:19,106 --> 01:45:23,020
♪ Each step of the way ♪
1536
01:45:24,645 --> 01:45:28,149
♪ And I ♪
1537
01:45:28,215 --> 01:45:31,628
♪ Will always ♪
1538
01:45:31,652 --> 01:45:33,893
♪ Love you ♪
1539
01:45:33,954 --> 01:45:38,801
♪ I will always ♪
1540
01:45:38,859 --> 01:45:43,467
♪ Love you ♪
1541
01:45:45,299 --> 01:45:47,973
♪ Bittersweet ♪
1542
01:45:49,036 --> 01:45:51,482
♪ Memories ♪
1543
01:45:53,073 --> 01:45:57,988
♪ I guess that's all
I'll be takin' with me ♪
1544
01:46:00,981 --> 01:46:03,188
♪ Good-bye ♪
1545
01:46:03,250 --> 01:46:06,094
♪ Oh, please, don't cry ♪
1546
01:46:06,153 --> 01:46:14,766
♪ 'Cause we both know
that I'm not what you need ♪
1547
01:46:14,828 --> 01:46:17,775
♪ But I ♪
1548
01:46:17,831 --> 01:46:21,108
♪ Will always ♪
1549
01:46:21,168 --> 01:46:23,808
♪ Love you ♪
1550
01:46:23,871 --> 01:46:28,513
♪ I will always ♪
1551
01:46:28,575 --> 01:46:33,183
♪ Love you ♪
1552
01:46:38,352 --> 01:46:41,629
I know you're
gonna get your dream.
1553
01:46:41,688 --> 01:46:45,363
And I know you're gonna do a real
good job in the legislature.
1554
01:46:46,527 --> 01:46:49,133
But if you was to
marry me... Wait a second.
1555
01:46:50,531 --> 01:46:52,977
I love you.
1556
01:46:53,033 --> 01:46:55,741
I don't give a damn
what people say.
1557
01:47:00,874 --> 01:47:03,377
Jewel! Hold it
right there!
1558
01:47:03,444 --> 01:47:05,390
What's that, Sheriff?
1559
01:47:07,748 --> 01:47:09,887
Which one of them
bags is hers?
1560
01:47:09,950 --> 01:47:11,896
That one.
1561
01:47:11,952 --> 01:47:14,831
And that one there,
there...
1562
01:47:22,396 --> 01:47:25,400
Oh, Sheriff!
[Chuckles]
1563
01:47:27,401 --> 01:47:31,645
I always knew you'd come through!
[Laughing]
1564
01:47:44,518 --> 01:47:46,464
Oh!
[ Laughs]
1565
01:48:44,478 --> 01:48:48,688
[Deputy Fred] Well, that's pretty
darn close to the way it happened.
1566
01:48:48,749 --> 01:48:53,459
The old watchdog, Melvin P.
Thorpe, got what he wanted
1567
01:48:53,520 --> 01:48:55,466
Miss Mona married Ed Earl,
1568
01:48:55,522 --> 01:48:58,025
and they got what they wanted
1569
01:48:58,091 --> 01:49:02,665
And the people of Texas,
well, they got what they wanted,
1570
01:49:02,696 --> 01:49:07,668
another legend,
the legend of the Chicken Ranch.
1571
01:49:07,701 --> 01:49:12,775
♪ It's just a little bitty pissant
country place. Nothin' much to see ♪
1572
01:49:12,839 --> 01:49:15,718
♪ No drinkin' allowed
We get a nice quiet crowd ♪
1573
01:49:15,776 --> 01:49:20,384
♪ Plain as it can be It's just a piddly
squattin' old-time country place ♪
1574
01:49:20,447 --> 01:49:22,552
♪ Nothin' too high-toned ♪
1575
01:49:22,616 --> 01:49:24,721
♪ Just lots of good will
and maybe one small thrill ♪
1576
01:49:24,785 --> 01:49:26,787
♪ But there's nothin' dirty
goin' on ♪
1577
01:49:26,853 --> 01:49:29,561
♪ It's just a little bitty
pissant country place ♪
1578
01:49:29,623 --> 01:49:32,467
♪ Nothin' much to see ♪
1579
01:49:32,526 --> 01:49:34,506
♪ No drinkin' allowed
We get a nice quiet crowd ♪
1580
01:49:34,561 --> 01:49:36,507
♪ Plain as it can be ♪
1581
01:49:36,563 --> 01:49:39,737
♪ It's just a piddly squattin'
old-time country place ♪
1582
01:49:39,800 --> 01:49:43,805
♪ Nothin' too high-toned.Just lots of
good will and maybe one small thrill ♪
1583
01:49:43,870 --> 01:49:46,316
♪ Just lots of good will
and maybe one small thrill ♪
1584
01:49:46,373 --> 01:49:48,580
♪ Just lots of good will
and maybe one small thrill ♪
1585
01:49:48,642 --> 01:49:51,646
♪ But there's nothin' dirty
goin' on ♪
1586
01:49:53,747 --> 01:49:55,693
♪ Nothin' dirty goin' on ♪
1587
01:49:55,716 --> 01:49:58,993
Y'all come back now,
ya hear?
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