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We're gonna need you
to start dating Stan.
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Excuse me?
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[Gloria] Stan, the bank manager
who's in love with you.
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[Barb]
Can I help you?
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Is your son home?
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- Why?
- Just wanted to check in on him.
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Make sure he wasn't
harboring any ill will
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about me sticking my ding-a-ling
in his ex's thing-a-ling.
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Wiggles? He's over her.
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Tossed her out like a pee bottle
on the interstate.
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Don't tell Mom,
but Wiggles and I are engaged.
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What were you in for?
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Uh... sellin' weed.
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Weed's practically legal.
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It wasn't legal in 1994 when they had
mandatory minimum drug sentences.
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And since the drugs were confiscated
within 1,000 feet of a school,
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that doubles it to 30 years.
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You must've been bored out of your skull.
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Well, I read a lot.
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I just tried to make lemonade
out of the lemons life gave me.
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[Barb]
I don't like lemonade. It's too sweet.
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Lemons, on the other hand,
I could suck on a lemon all day.
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I like the way it makes my toes curl.
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- Holy shit.
- [chuckles]
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This car is wicked, Spike.
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Thanks, Jack.
She's a real panty-dropper.
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I took Derek's girlfriend
for a spin last night
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and, uh, we went from
zero to blowjob in 6.2 minutes.
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[chuckles]
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Derek? Your brother Derek?
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Man...
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[Jerry]
Can I help you?
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Oh, no, I'm just checkin' out the car.
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- Does it belong to you?
- Sure does.
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I've always wanted one of these.
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The auction's getting ready to start.
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Okay.
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And I always wanted one of those.
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Does she belong to you?
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"Belong"? Her?
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I mean,
we dated for a little while in prison.
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I sold weed,
she did a little white-collar stuff.
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Nothin' too scary.
You're good.
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It's been a little confusing
since we've been out.
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The tough thing is,
we live with other people,
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so we don't get a lot of alone time.
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I mean, we recently slept together,
but I still don't know what that meant.
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Before I went in the joint,
when I was much younger,
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you slept with a woman,
you were practically engaged.
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But these days,
things seem a little looser, maybe?
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Are you married?
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Look, man, I gotta dip, so...
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Oh, yeah, no.
Dip on. Dip away. [chuckles]
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You know, I didn't know
who to talk to about this stuff
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and since we both like IROCs,
well, I thought maybe, you know...
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Yeah, you drive safe.
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[tires screech]
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And... sold!
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Barb, one of the Congresswoman's
sculptures just sold for 46 grand.
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You're kiddin' me.
Let me see, let me see.
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That's a lot of money for a monkey
humpin' a giant metal ostrich.
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It's bronze,
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and it's the angel Raphael
carrying a child into heaven.
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Mm...
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Potato, pot-ah-to.
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I figured we could all settle in
and watch the auction together tonight.
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Got this new kind of Asian spaghetti soup.
Raymond noodles.
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[Barb] Hmm.
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Is it Raymond or ramen?
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Cool people say Raymond.
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Raymond.
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I thought it was ramen.
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It is.
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Sometimes I can't resist
messing with the guy
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who's been locked up
for the last quarter-century.
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I think you'll like it, Barb.
I tried some in the car. It's good.
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Everybody loves Raymond.
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Oh, I can see why.
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So, if a horny monkey statue
brought 46 grand,
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how much you think the rest
of the Congresswoman's crap will go for?
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The way it's going,
it could be over a million.
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Ooh, I like the sound of that.
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So, money lands here
in the bogus account.
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And then...
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Are you almost done figurin' out
how we're gonna get the money?
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Because you're killin' me
with the Scotch tape.
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It's gettin' there.
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[phone rings]
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Ugh.
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I thought we said 6:00.
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We did.
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I just didn't want you to be confused
when you saw my car next door.
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I need to safely feed Mom first,
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and it takes a little while to liquefy
a Double Whopper with cheese.
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See you soon.
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[sighs]
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Can't wait.
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[phone beeps]
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No Raymond for me.
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- Oh.
- [Barb] As instructed,
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I have a backyard
social distance dinner date
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with Stan, the human crescent roll.
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Maybe if you start thinking about him
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as Stan, the bank manager
who's gonna help us all get rich,
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it'll make things easier to swallow.
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Swallow?
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You didn't say...
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It's a figure of speech, Barb.
Just a figure of speech.
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So, uh...
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I guess it's just me and Gloria tonight.
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Easy, tiger.
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Don't go poppin' a Cialis and fillin'
a bathtub in a meadow just yet.
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Let me see if Rooster's hungry.
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He went upstairs a while ago
to play with his Legos.
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Uh, I wasn't suggestin'
we were gonna...
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I don't know why she always does that.
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[clears throat]
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Make sure he knows
we can save him some Raymond
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if he's busy with his toys.
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- [Wiggles screams]
- [crash]
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[intense music plays]
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Come here, you little...
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- [Barb grunts]
- [Jack] Barb?
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Hello? What is going on?
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I told her to stay away from my son!
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And I just caught
the two of them screwing!
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And this moron was on backwards!
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It's called "reverse cowgirl."
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And if you went to junior high
in the last century, you'd know that.
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[Barb grunts]
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Oh! [grunts]
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- [Wiggles screams]
- [Barb grunts]
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Ma, please don't stab her!
Stab me!
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[grunts]
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Jack, go get the car keys.
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[grunts] Not gonna happen, Barb.
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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[grunts]
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What are you wearing?
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When you're naked and getting yelled at,
you grab what you grab.
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Guess who else got out of jail early
because of Covid.
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How cool is this pandemic?
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Aw, shit.
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Rooster.
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I ain't seen you since you set me up.
We should chat.
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Hey, Ma, is the gun still in the freezer?
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Behind your Uncrustables.
Bullets in the ice tray.
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Jack, what's up, man?
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Uh, you know, same old, same old.
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You need to accept it, Barb.
Your son and I are in love.
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Wiggles?
What are you doin' here, baby?
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Are you back with Rooster?
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You left me to die
under a weighted blanket.
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I tried to call you in prison to tell you
that Rooster and I were getting married,
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but I don't know your last name.
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- What?
- Married?
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[grunting]
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Are you engaged?
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Yeah, I was gonna tell you after.
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God!
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[coughing]
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[door opens]
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Rooster, put that away.
We got company.
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Barb, we don't need
this kind of attention. We gotta go.
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- Come on.
- What's with all the screaming?
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Hey, mind your business!
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No one asked you questions about
the screaming coming from your house
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when you were bangin' the mailman.
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Hey, no need
to get me involved in this shit.
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I got kids.
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Let go! I bruise like a banana
and it's comin' up on my tank-top season!
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Tell Jack to stall Melvin
another 30 seconds
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so I can get this gun defrosted.
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[grunts]
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Everyone's fine.
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Rooster put a frying pan in the microwave
and it blew up.
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Dipshits.
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[sighs]
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Melvin, you don't wanna
get tangled up in this.
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Rooster's not worth it, Melvin.
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And a handsome guy like you,
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you can do better
than some stripper, Melvin.
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I like when you say my name a lot.
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And I am handsome.
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Great skin.
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My lotion game is tight.
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I don't know, man.
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Maybe I need to smoke a little weed
and get my head straight.
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There you go. Weed.
Always a smarter choice.
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Let's bounce.
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Uh, I'm sorry, did you say "let's,"
as in, I'm coming?
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Yeah, I didn't just come here
to kick Rooster's ass.
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I was thinking,
after, we can hang.
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You ain't gonna turn your back
on your main man, are you?
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I don't recall making any declaration
about who's whose main man,
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but, uh...
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[mouths word]
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But, uh, sure.
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Uh, yeah, let's... Let's go.
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We'll be gone, what,
like, half an hour or so?
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More than that. It's gonna take
at least an hour to get to Camden County.
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Camden County?
I grew up near Camden County.
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Cool.
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The folks that run the dispensary there
are a little more forgiving than most.
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My medical marijuana card
is a little sketch.
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Whoa, you weren't kidding.
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This is literally a little sketch.
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Thus, the hour drive.
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[tires screech]
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[panting]
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[♪ "Talk About the Good Times"
by Jerry Reed plays]
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So, I am not just gonna sit by
and let my son pollute our gene pool
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by tossin' a fistful of stripper DNA
into the mix.
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She's gonna turn our family tree
into a family pole.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Stan?
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And sure, my sister's a crack addict,
we got a handful of felons,
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and my father was a Methodist
for a few weeks, under duress,
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but that's exactly why
Rooster needs to aim higher.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Stan?
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[Barb] This family is never
gonna get a thoroughbred
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if we keep breedin' with donkeys.
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Stan?
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Do you need to get that?
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Sorry.
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Mother, we talked about this.
I'm on a date through a fence.
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Did you bring dessert?
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If you can keep your head inside
for another half-hour,
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I'll soften up some Swedish Fish candies.
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Sorry.
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Listen, Barb,
have you ever thought that maybe
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this isn't so much about Wiggles,
as much as it's about you losing your son?
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Why would I have thought about that?
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Well, I'm not sure if you've noticed,
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but I have a very close relationship
with my mother.
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Mm-hmm.
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From my bedroom window, I've seen you help
her out of the tub and clip her toenails.
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That's unfortunate.
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Anyway, there have been many times,
like right now,
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when she's interfered with my love life.
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I suspect it's because
she's afraid of losing me.
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She wouldn't even let me go to the prom,
which backfired.
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I ended up staying home
and playing in her bunko night,
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which is when I lost my virginity
to her friend Carol.
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God rest her soul.
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What's your point?
248
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,200
That maybe this isn't about Wiggles.
249
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,078
Maybe this is about you
being afraid of losing Rooster.
250
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:04,164
[scoffs] That's ridiculous.
251
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:08,877
No. Mm-mm. No.
I don't care if Rooster gets married.
252
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,171
Just so long as he marries
someone's exactly like me.
253
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,631
Mm-hmm.
254
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,716
Someone who knows how to take care of him.
255
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,551
He's a lot of work.
256
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,053
From Mom's kitchen window,
257
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,389
I've seen you
floss his teeth in the backyard.
258
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,392
He flails around too much
if I do it inside.
259
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:27,104
He knocked over an urn while
I was tryin' to extract a popcorn kernel
260
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:29,773
and now his poor father's
in a Dustbuster on the mantel.
261
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,358
Understood.
262
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,236
And you've spent enough time
around Wiggles to know for sure
263
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,821
that she can't take care of Rooster?
264
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:39,366
The girl pours the milk
before the cereal, Stan.
265
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:43,870
She just sits there
and lets it splash her. Every time.
266
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,414
I think I know.
267
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,542
Has it been a half-hour?
268
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,420
She's not gonna stop.
269
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:55,799
This was lovely.
I hope we can do it again.
270
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,427
And maybe I'm wrong
about you being like my mother.
271
00:11:58,427 --> 00:11:59,761
You'd know better than me.
272
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,847
Are you preparing my fish?
273
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,810
Softening them as we speak, Mother.
274
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,074
Call Wiggles.
275
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,618
Invite her over for ice cream.
276
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,245
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
277
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,748
If you love her so much, I should
at least try to get to know her better.
278
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,792
Make sure you two are a good fit.
279
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,961
Oh, Mom, thanks.
You're gonna love her.
280
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,297
And trust me, we're a great fit.
281
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,842
I'm still wearin' her underwear
'cause we're the same size.
282
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,598
I gotta admit, I'm a little surprised.
283
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:48,685
For a woman who was wielding a knife
earlier, you're acting very reasonable.
284
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,688
I just need to prove to myself
that Wiggles is trash.
285
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,483
And then I'm not gonna
become some needy-ass,
286
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:59,654
bonkers old lady gettin' baby-birded
Swedish Fish through a doggy door.
287
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,741
There's my Barb.
288
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,455
[grunting]
289
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,541
There's some floss sticks
in the glove compartment.
290
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:18,048
I got a little Raymond
stuck between my teeth.
291
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,302
What do I do with 'em when I'm finished?
292
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,638
I usually just throw 'em back in the bag.
293
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,722
[gags]
294
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:28,975
[spits]
295
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,479
[door locks]
296
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,734
Aw, shit, they're about to close.
297
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,947
Hold up, man.
One more customer.
298
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:46,535
My anxiety-induced insomnia
is wreakin' havoc on my pre-glaucoma.
299
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,204
Thanks, man.
300
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,709
[door closes]
301
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,173
Son of a bitch.
302
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,470
So you got it?
303
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,055
Merry Christmas, princess.
304
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,765
Oh.
305
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,977
[siren wails]
306
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,527
[siren wails]
307
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,363
Oh, I can't go to jail.
308
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,823
It's just one joint. The dude...
309
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,533
The dude on the skateboard,
he sold it to me.
310
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,785
[cop on radio] All units be advised,
we have lost the suspect.
311
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,371
Keep an eye out
for a 20-something male on a skateboard.
312
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,832
I know where he lives.
He lives with his parents.
313
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,084
If you let me go,
I'll tell you where he lives.
314
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,171
[Officer Monroe]
Is that him?
315
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,966
[Young Spike]
Yeah, yeah. That's him. That's the guy.
316
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,593
He sold me the weed.
317
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,470
[intense music plays]
318
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,471
[door opens]
319
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,830
You have to drive.
320
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,708
I was eatin' samples
like it was Saturday at Costco.
321
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,010
[engine starts]
322
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,807
[engine starts]
323
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,655
I think that car has been followin' us.
324
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,449
But from in the front.
It's like it knows the future.
325
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,867
We're followin' him.
326
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,788
What?
327
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,290
This asshole's
the reason I did 26 years.
328
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,921
Hey, baby. Your husband gone?
329
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,967
Mm. Love it. [chuckles]
It's funny, isn't it?
330
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,428
I mean, he's the one
workin' the graveyard shift,
331
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,472
but his wife's the one gettin' boned.
332
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,556
[laughs]
333
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,894
What do you mean, you don't get it?
334
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,357
Look, I don't know
what you got planned,
335
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,067
but this weed is strong
336
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,861
and I'm not up for gettin' the giggles
while witnessin' a murder.
337
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,865
Come on, man, say something.
You got me buggin'.
338
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,159
Shh.
339
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,497
[whispers] Come on, man, say something.
You got me buggin'.
340
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,626
[brakes screech]
341
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,253
[engine shuts off]
342
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,255
What if that's not even him?
343
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:49,634
What if it's just a guy
who looks exactly like him?
344
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,220
What if it's his reflection?
345
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,930
Give me your jacket.
346
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,640
- What?
- Give me your jacket.
347
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,395
[intense music plays]
348
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,402
[sighs]
349
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:13,616
[grunting]
350
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,994
What are you doin'?
Get this off me!
351
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:19,330
Hey! Come on! Who's that?
Hey, hey, hey! [grunting]
352
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,541
Oh, shit.
353
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,836
[giggling] Oh, shit.
354
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:29,549
[grunting]
355
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:34,345
[giggling] Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
356
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,394
Does Rooster like surprises?
357
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,229
Yes, as long as you tell him first.
358
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,981
What's his favorite thing
to wake up to in the morning?
359
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,358
- Lunch.
- Is he a righty or a lefty?
360
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,693
Trick question. Neither.
361
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,111
What's his favorite sandwich?
362
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,321
Ice cream.
363
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,823
[Gloria] That painting we were gonna steal
just sold.
364
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,325
You guys aren't gonna believe how much.
365
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:58,787
Shh. [whispers] Mom's givin' Wiggles
a wife test and she's killin' it.
366
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,831
The only thing that she got wrong was
my shoe size and I don't even know that.
367
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,041
Oh.
368
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,836
How do you keep Rooster from gettin'
a brain freeze after he drinks a Slurpee?
369
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:10,340
You don't. He loves brain freezes.
That's why he drinks Slurpees.
370
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,091
- What'd he wanna be when he grew up?
- Taller.
371
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,676
When he has a cough,
what kind of medicine does he...
372
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,887
Grape for syrup, cherry for drops.
373
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:18,848
Nothing with menthol
or he gets nightmares that he's a dragon.
374
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,099
What's his biggest secret?
375
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,476
Promised I wouldn't tell.
376
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,603
Damn! I knew
he was hidin' something.
377
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,021
Let's take a break.
378
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,440
[Gloria clears throat]
379
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,109
Babe, your mom is awesome.
380
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,445
She's doin' good, huh?
381
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,739
I haven't gotten to the hard questions.
She'll fail.
382
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,199
[door opens]
383
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,326
No one's takin' away my baby boy.
384
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,244
[door closes]
385
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:45,917
[whispers] Hey, little guys.
386
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,004
Uh...
387
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,006
Where's Jack?
388
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,344
Relax, man, we're cool.
389
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,430
Ain't nothin' a little Purple Urkle
couldn't smooth over.
390
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,225
Even got you two lovebirds
an engagement gift.
391
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,812
[Wiggles] Gummies!
392
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,649
♪ We're gonna get high, high,
high, high, high tonight ♪
393
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,442
Melvin, where's Jack?
394
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,236
In the garage.
395
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,029
[sniffs]
396
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,532
Your hair smells like a dream I had once.
397
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:18,992
What?
398
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:23,121
Melvin, I think you better
go home and lay down.
399
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,664
Okay.
400
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,834
Tell Jack I'm gonna need
that truck back when he finished with it.
401
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,045
I also appreciate
a courtesy car wash
402
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,549
to get rid of
any forensic evidenceses.
403
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,884
[door closes]
404
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:41,514
[door opens and closes]
405
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,727
[drill whirring]
406
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:49,480
Come on, this is crazy!
I didn't even know she was married!
407
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,691
[grunting]
408
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,611
Okay, I lied.
All right, I knew she was married.
409
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,613
But this is on you, dude.
410
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,573
If you don't want
your wife cheatin' on you,
411
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:01,200
then you shouldn't be
workin' night shifts at the hospital.
412
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,370
Plus, you're a nurse.
I mean, at least be a doctor.
413
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,290
I'm sayin' this to help you, all right?
414
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,001
I mean, bros over hoes, right?
[chuckles]
415
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,838
Bros over hoes, dude!
416
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,514
You kidnapped someone?
417
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,183
Oh, not just someone.
418
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:28,686
Spike. That asshole snitch
who sent me to prison. Aha!
419
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,979
But, yeah, I kidnapped him.
420
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,940
Uh, I'm a kidnapper. Who knew?
421
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:37,278
Weed dealer, ex-con, failed art thief,
future bank robber, and now a kidnapper.
422
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,781
It's gonna be
one hell of an autobiography.
423
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,116
Okay, look, we can still fix this.
424
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,786
It sounds like he thinks you're some guy
whose wife he slept with.
425
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:45,954
We can just go dump him somewhere
426
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,872
and he'll never know
you had anything to do with this.
427
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,749
I think I like my plan better.
428
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,168
Okay, and what exactly is your plan, Jack?
429
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,045
Well, I was thinkin' about that
on the ride home.
430
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,588
The first thing that crossed my mind
was kill him,
431
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,382
- but that's crazy, right?
- Yes.
432
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,299
- Eh.
- I would.
433
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,218
So then I was thinkin' maybe I'll
just leave him in the back of the truck
434
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,970
for the next 26 years.
435
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:05,014
Ha. He's gonna get so cold
in the winter and hot in the summer.
436
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,934
Unfortunately, my parents are getting old.
I need to get to San Diego.
437
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,978
So, I don't have 26 more years to waste.
438
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,437
So, what then?
439
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,563
Prison.
440
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,149
I'm writing down all the things
I hated about prison.
441
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,985
We're gonna give old Spike
a little taste of all the shit
442
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,528
I had to deal with, thanks to him.
443
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,529
You're gonna torture him?
444
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,406
Yeah.
445
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:25,743
You guys went to prison,
feel free to add to the list.
446
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,162
I've never seen him like this.
447
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,998
Well, he had to snap sometime.
448
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,917
Twenty-six years in the slammer
for sellin' weed?
449
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,086
I'm surprised he's not
drillin' holes in the dude's head.
450
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,879
These things could be a lot worse.
451
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,632
Full-body cavity search
isn't even on here yet.
452
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,385
Okay...
453
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,429
Number three'd be fun to watch.
454
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:48,391
All right, look,
I am not a fan of any of this,
455
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,893
but it's clear he has
some shit to work through.
456
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:54,939
If this will make him feel better,
then I guess we should help him with it.
457
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,357
Make sure he doesn't hurt the guy.
458
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:59,485
He's not gonna hurt him.
Jack's pissed, but he's not crazy.
459
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:02,613
Let's send this asshole to prison!
460
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,699
{\an8}[♪ "Folsom Prison Blues" plays]
461
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,163
[inmates yelling]
462
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:22,300
Welcome to hell.
463
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:31,726
Oh!
464
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:33,436
[Jack]
Welcome to hell.
465
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:49,410
[grunts]
466
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,055
[whirring]
467
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:16,813
[Jack]
Eat it!
468
00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,440
[gagging]
469
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,822
[Rooster grunting]
470
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:33,996
[Jack] Poop!
471
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:39,460
[splash]
472
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:46,175
Johnny! I know you hear me, Johnny!
I know you took my shit, Johnny!
473
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,677
I know you can hear me, Johnny!
474
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:48,886
[Johnny]
Eat a dick!
475
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,596
Eat a dick? You eat a dick!
476
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:56,018
[inmates yelling]
477
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,603
[loud banging]
478
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,365
[grunts]
479
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,582
[screaming]
480
00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:27,175
[rat chittering]
481
00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:28,551
[gasps]
482
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,554
Couldn't find a rat,
483
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:34,390
but I sweet-talked this little guy's mom
into loaning him to us.
484
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,643
[chittering]
485
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,452
[♪ "Folsom Prison Blues"
plays through headphones]
486
00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:59,040
Jack?
487
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,960
Jack, what are you doing?
You're gonna miss the possum thing.
488
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,921
You can do without me.
489
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:08,049
Without you?
We're only doin' this to help you.
490
00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:10,218
My blender smells like dog food
and dead fish,
491
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:11,552
and that's gonna linger.
492
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,387
It's making you feel better, right?
493
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:19,227
It was at first, but, I don't know,
then I started gettin' angry again.
494
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:23,147
I had to let the possum go.
He was gettin' a bit nippy.
495
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:28,486
I'm not tastin' rabies,
so I hope he was just moody.
496
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:30,780
What do you mean,
it's making you angry again?
497
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,825
I don't know.
It just wasn't... [sighs]
498
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,412
It's not just Spike that did this to me.
499
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:41,165
Why isn't that asshole judge
in the back of the truck?
500
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,834
Why aren't the lawmakers who made
mandatory minimums for drug charges
501
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,169
in the back of the truck?
502
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:50,883
That shitty public defender,
the jail system, the parole board... me.
503
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,345
I could've worked for
my uncle's lawn business, but no,
504
00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:58,307
I decided to ride my skateboard all day
and sell weed 'cause it's easier.
505
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:03,104
Spike, the judge, everybody else,
they screwed me over,
506
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:08,484
but I'm the one who put myself
in a position to get screwed.
507
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:12,571
I ruined my life. [sighs]
508
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:16,409
Oh, come on. What are you
talking about? You're out of prison.
509
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:19,787
And if I can figure out the rest
of the plan, you're gonna be rich.
510
00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:24,083
You could probably afford to buy
a Dunkin' Donuts franchise if you want.
511
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,670
I'm gonna do that.
We could have 'em side by side.
512
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,755
Jack, your life is anything but ruined.
513
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,217
Fine. I ruined part of my life.
514
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,720
So what?
Everyone ruins part of their life.
515
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,515
I wasted three years trying to get through
the first semester of nursing school.
516
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,810
I had a mustache in the third grade
and I didn't do anything with that.
517
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:45,855
I wasted almost a year in prison
talking to some old guy
518
00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:50,526
through the toilet who lied
and said he was 28. [sighs]
519
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,696
Look, obviously,
we can't compete with you, okay?
520
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,449
When it comes to who ruined
most of their life, you win.
521
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,952
But you've got two choices.
522
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:03,289
You can keep
carrying around all this anger
523
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:06,751
and basically turn
your 26 years into a life sentence.
524
00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:10,379
Or you can find a way
to start forgiving people.
525
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:11,630
Starting with yourself.
526
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,675
I'm not saying it'll be easy
or happen overnight,
527
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:19,013
but you'll never really be free
until you start letting things go.
528
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:28,689
[sighs]
529
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,443
Come on, Gloria.
530
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,117
[music plays through headphones]
531
00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:51,754
You really love that kook, don't you?
532
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:54,673
More than anything.
533
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:56,967
Did you wanna ask her
more questions?
534
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,552
'Cause she's actually smarter
when she's high.
535
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:01,931
I think. I'm usually high, too.
536
00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:04,809
Nah, we're done with the questions.
537
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:06,811
She passed.
538
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:08,979
Seriously?
539
00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:11,565
Oh, Mom, thanks so much!
540
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:14,026
I know you had a lot of reasons
you didn't want us to be together.
541
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:16,946
Mm.
542
00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:22,118
[sighs] Well, it's like Gloria said,
543
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:25,287
sometimes you just gotta let things go.
544
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:30,793
Can I go tell her the good news?
545
00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:33,712
In a second.
546
00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:38,050
[screams]
547
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,677
[Jack]
It's over.
548
00:28:40,678 --> 00:28:44,515
No. No, please don't kill me!
I promise I won't go near your wife again!
549
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,934
[Jack]
No, I mean it's over. I forgive you.
550
00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:51,397
But yeah,
stop sleepin' with married women!
551
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:54,233
Okay! I promise! Promise!
552
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:56,777
[Jack] Run!
553
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:05,703
- Well...
- Well...
554
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,581
[Jack sighs]
555
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,209
How do you feel?
556
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,712
Actually, a little bit better.
557
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,965
Hey, what happened with that auction?
558
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:20,634
How much is in that bank account
we're gonna get our hands on?
559
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:25,931
Oh, shit. Uh, with all the kidnapping
and torture, I forgot to tell you.
560
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,522
- Does that say...
- 2.5 million, yeah.
561
00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:36,650
[stammers]
562
00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:37,943
[chuckles]
563
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,445
[stammers]
Oh, my...
564
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,530
[laughs]
565
00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:44,158
[both laugh]
566
00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:46,368
Oh, my... Oh!
567
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,454
[screams]
568
00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:51,540
{\an8}[♪ "Going Up in Smoke"
by Natty Wailer plays]
569
00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,473
{\an8}[♪ "Going Up in Smoke"
by Natty Wailer plays through headphones]
570
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:39,690
We got problems.
571
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:42,610
Last night on the security cameras,
I heard the rich bitch
572
00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:44,695
tell old wrinkly balls
that she has a meeting tomorrow morning
573
00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:46,614
to find out which companies
will make the vaccine.
574
00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:49,408
The housekeeper Lucia has a kid, right?
575
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,660
Hey, if you're thinkin'
of kidnappin' the kid
576
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:53,412
and askin' for the password
as ransom,
577
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,372
Gloria already shot that down.
578
00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:59,126
I feel like we're close enough
to tell you that I shave my legs.
579
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,879
[indistinct shouting]
580
00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:04,423
[intense music plays]
581
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:10,763
[siren wails]
582
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,644
Good luck with your bank robbery.
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