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[Staci] Previously, on Heels...
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Willie around?
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Not at the moment.
Can I help you?
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[Sonya] She leave
anything for me?
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You're not gonna be
some gushing fanboy
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all day, are you?
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Just go to the bar and get
me two goddamn martinis.
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Whatever the fuck you say.
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[Ricky] Crystal.
Meet Elle Dorado.
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Real name's Tanya.
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Elle's a pro.
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[all] Oh!
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So are you.
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[crowd] Crystal! Crystal!
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[Thomas] It's granddad's crown.
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It's all right, buddy.
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Your dad won't care.
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I got this idea.
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Could use some help.
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You help me restore
my honor in the ring
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with a cross-promotion
between the DWL and Dystopia,
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or I hit you back and take
every goddamn dollar you make
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for the rest of
your goddamn life.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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[crowd] Oh!
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[Ace] I am... the Condamned.
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[crowd] Whoo!
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[mellow rock music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[singer] ♪ I'm
not waiting for ♪
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♪ The answer ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I will ♪
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♪ Walk in the shore ♪
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♪ To find you ♪
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♪ To find ♪
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♪ The peace that's your own ♪
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♪ Where you come from ♪
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♪ All that you want ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ One that's your own ♪
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♪ Place to call home ♪
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♪ Won't be ♪
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♪ Granted ♪
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♪ What is fair in love ♪
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♪ Is fair in war ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ What is fair in love ♪
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♪ Is fair in war ♪
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♪ One ♪
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♪ To one ♪
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♪ What's love ♪
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♪ In war? ♪
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♪ ♪
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[quiet dramatic music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[crowd chanting "Goddamned"]
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Listen up, folks!
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It's "con-damned."
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Do not conjure incorrectly.
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You risk offending that
bewildering barnstormer.
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His voice may have been garbled,
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but that specter
can't possibly share
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a name with the most high,
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for the most high has
cast that demon below.
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Say it with me.
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Con!
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[crowd] Con!
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Damned!
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[crowd] Damned!
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All together!
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[all] Condamned!
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Condamned! Condamned!
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Condamned!
Condamned! Condamned!
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For those of you
wondering, "What was that?"
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that was the Condamned.
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Come back next week as
we peel back the mystery
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of he who fell
from the skylight.
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This is Eddie Earl
with Bobby Pin,
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signing off from Duffy, Georgia,
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the cradle of the greatest
wrestling in America,
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the DWL.
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What the heck was that?
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Uh, that was the Condamned.
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Well, they-they could
have told us that.
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A heads-up would have been nice.
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[crowd] Condamned!
Condamned! Condamned!
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Jack or Ace tell you that
was the fucking finish?
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No. They kayfabed all of us.
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Tryin' to keep us on our toes.
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I almost had a heart attack.
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I know CPR, if it ever happens.
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- It's gonna happen!
- [Big Jim] Listen, guys.
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Ace is my daughter's godfather,
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and I didn't even
know he was in town.
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[Diego] Willie, if y'all
knew anything about that,
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it's bullshit you
kept it a secret.
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Rule #1 of kayfabe is
don't kayfabe the boys!
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Secrets are only secrets
if you don't tell anyone.
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Willie, a company of
compadres are only
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true compadres when we know what
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we are all compadre-ing about.
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A mysterious seraph
riding in on a chariot?
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'Twas glorious. Admit it.
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I don't gotta admit shit.
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- Bill...
- Bobby.
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Don't know the word "seraph."
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Seraph's a high-ranking
angel, young Bob.
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He's an angel, but he's damned?
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Condamned.
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So he's a fallen
angel, like Satan.
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Satan?
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Nobody told me Ace
was playing Satan.
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No. Ace isn't playing Satan.
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So then what is he?
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He's whatever Jack
and Ace say he is,
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and when they tell us,
that's when we'll know.
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Well, as a reporter, I'm
supposed to ask questions.
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During the show. The
show's over, dummy.
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Good shit tonight.
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We gotta cover this entire night
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for the podcast.
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Yeah? Write up some notes.
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Text me.
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Where's my brother?
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That was a top-five
DWL moment right there!
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Do you feel good?
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You should feel good.
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- Think it got over?
- Course it got over.
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Big time.
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Crowd was gasping and shouting.
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Ace Spade is back.
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Yeah, well, it's not
like it's me, Ace Spade.
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It's supposed to be this
thing where i-it's not me,
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so it doesn't have to
be me, but... yeah.
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It felt good.
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It should've.
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It was good.
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Well, it's a first step anyway.
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[cell phone buzzing]
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Oh, shit.
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- What?
- Hey.
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Told you we should
have told Gully.
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Wasn't his business.
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[Willie] I don't think
that's gonna fly.
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Bill?
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Coming, dear.
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[Big Jim] That was
a damn entrance.
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Wasn't sure I could pull it off.
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Butterflies.
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Emotions, you know.
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Hey, it's good to
have you back, man.
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I just wanna say, if you
need to talk to anyone
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about anything,
I'm-I'm here for ya.
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Even... even if I am a
married man with a baby,
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that don't make me,
uh... I don't know,
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not your friend.
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You know, part of the reason
I un-retired and came back
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was to do this with you,
so just saying reach out.
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You're a good friend, Jim.
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I haven't been
one to you lately.
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Oh, cut the shit.
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I'm not trying to have
a long conversation.
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Not here, anyway.
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Just, uh, stop by and
visit your goddaughter.
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I'm gonna.
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I promise.
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Oh, and be ready
to stay the night,
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'cause we're goin' out,
and you're babysitting.
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[laughs]
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Pick your poison.
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I'd take one of each,
but, uh, I gotta head out.
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One beer.
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[Elle] Can't. Road life.
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Get in, get out, move on.
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Break a few hearts along
the way, if I'm lucky.
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Tanya, you were...
so great tonight.
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I-I'll push Jack
to bring you back.
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[Elle] Focus on
them pushing you.
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Only way to improve
is by improving.
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Take care of your knees.
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Best advice I never got.
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Oh, and check for peepholes.
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Really?
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Huh.
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Thanks for being so cool.
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[tender music plays]
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♪ ♪
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Condamned, what are you?
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I'm vengeance.
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Isn't that what Batman says?
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I taught it to Batman.
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Taught him everything he knows.
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[fan] Get it!
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Could you sign this for me?
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Thank you.
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I appreciate it, man.
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♪ ♪
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[fans cheering and chatting]
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Gully's pissed.
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Gully's always pissed.
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What the fuck was all that?
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[Wild Bill] That was
a lights-out finish.
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[Willie] Literally.
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That was not the
finish we booked.
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Ace came to me last minute.
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You had time to rig a zipline!
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That's easy to do
if you're handy.
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I informed Rooster and The Hole
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that this might happen
before the match.
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I'll take that up
with them later,
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but it's not about informing.
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It's about you and I
booking this cross-promotion
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and agreeing on how
we're gonna do it,
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which I thought we had done,
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so I was stowed away up here,
like a gerbil in a pet shop,
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shitting on myself,
watching, waiting,
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assuming things were gonna
go according to the plan
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that you and I
agreed to, but no.
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Needle scratch. No.
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Y'all change shit up
with some fucking ghoul
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in a "Quadrophenia" coat.
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Fucking Adam Ant
meets the Hamburglar,
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who apparently stole
Burger King's crown.
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Hey, bud, I got a phone.
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You could have called, texted.
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You could have walked up
one flight of fucking stairs
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and whispered your big,
new, dumb idea in my ear.
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Nope! Surprise, Charlie.
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Fucking Ace hijacks
the entire night!
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- Not Ace. The Condemned.
- "Condamned."
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[Wild Bill] Nothing
got hijacked.
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It was the cherry on
top of a DWL storyline.
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It's got nothing to do with you.
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Hey, Billy Boy, in
this cross-promotion,
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there is no storyline that's
got nothing to do with me.
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Nobody told me that I
was gonna have to run
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every little detail by ya!
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Detail? It was the finish!
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Jack wrote Rooster
an amazing promo.
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Yeah, before the
Condemned dive-bombed him
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and launched some bullshit!
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It's "Condamned," Charlie boy.
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It's "fuck you," Bill!
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Shall we start the foreplay
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with me sitting on
your face again?
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Only if you'd like your
nuts chewed off this time.
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I'll hold him down
while you do it.
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Be my guest and try.
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I'm so glad we're
working together.
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Dystopia was supposed
to end the night
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up with the ring invasion.
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Instead, we end the night down,
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in front of 1,000 people.
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1,122.
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New Dome record, much of this
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due to Crystal's new popularity.
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Charlie, fuck-yous
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and scrotum chewing
aside, Jack delivered.
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Speaking as a hall-of-famer,
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looked to me like
the cross-promotion
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00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,728
was kicked off perfectly.
265
00:10:07,895 --> 00:10:09,695
Well, speaking as one
pissed-off motherfucker,
266
00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:11,982
it looked like my top
guys got beat up by a guy
267
00:10:12,149 --> 00:10:13,609
named after a non-word.
268
00:10:13,776 --> 00:10:15,819
Jack, two pieces of advice.
269
00:10:15,986 --> 00:10:18,906
One, get a new sound
system that doesn't sound
270
00:10:19,073 --> 00:10:20,949
like you bought
it at Radio Shack.
271
00:10:21,116 --> 00:10:22,993
Two, get a spelling book,
272
00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,745
'cause the word is "condemned!"
273
00:10:24,912 --> 00:10:27,581
Maybe I didn't consider this
with the level of granularity
274
00:10:27,748 --> 00:10:29,388
that you were expecting,
but I am not used
275
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,168
to having to run
everything by a partner!
276
00:10:31,335 --> 00:10:32,586
Get used to it!
277
00:10:32,711 --> 00:10:34,671
Or the lawsuit is back on.
278
00:10:34,838 --> 00:10:35,756
Geezum Crow.
279
00:10:35,923 --> 00:10:37,216
You wanna play Fuck-Fuck?
280
00:10:37,341 --> 00:10:38,801
Spin the wheel!
281
00:10:38,926 --> 00:10:40,677
I, too, should have
been more granular,
282
00:10:40,844 --> 00:10:42,429
so let's get granular now.
283
00:10:42,596 --> 00:10:45,766
Ace's Blair Witch Project
is gonna get his ass kicked
284
00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:47,643
in my ring next week.
285
00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,228
End of discussion!
286
00:10:49,395 --> 00:10:51,313
It's a slow-burn
character, Charlie.
287
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,981
He's not gonna wanna do it!
288
00:10:53,107 --> 00:10:54,525
Well, that's your
problem to fix.
289
00:10:54,691 --> 00:10:55,859
Talk to your brother,
290
00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:58,195
and you better
book the Condamned
291
00:10:58,362 --> 00:10:59,863
in the fucking card next week
292
00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:03,826
and pray that I don't
zipline down and fuck him up
293
00:11:03,992 --> 00:11:05,452
in whatever whimsical way
294
00:11:05,619 --> 00:11:07,788
I feel like fucking
improvising at my fancy.
295
00:11:07,955 --> 00:11:09,790
I'm tryin' to fucking
work with you guys, man.
296
00:11:09,957 --> 00:11:11,267
I'm trying to fucking
work together.
297
00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,793
I'm trying to be
a fucking partner.
298
00:11:12,918 --> 00:11:14,586
You're not making
it fucking easy.
299
00:11:14,711 --> 00:11:16,088
Fuck you!
300
00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:20,175
Thanks.
301
00:11:20,342 --> 00:11:22,052
Now I gotta ride home with him.
302
00:11:22,219 --> 00:11:25,013
[soft music plays]
303
00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:28,225
♪ ♪
304
00:11:31,812 --> 00:11:34,064
Intrigued about how
to play Fuck-Fuck.
305
00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:35,311
Apparently there's a wheel.
306
00:11:35,399 --> 00:11:37,067
Hamburglar was a deep cut.
307
00:11:37,192 --> 00:11:38,192
And Adam Ant.
308
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,987
Must have watched a lot of MTV.
309
00:11:40,154 --> 00:11:42,573
I put us in a real
bad spot here.
310
00:11:44,491 --> 00:11:45,969
I begged Ace to come
back and told him
311
00:11:45,993 --> 00:11:47,202
we'd do the DWL together.
312
00:11:47,369 --> 00:11:48,996
Now we're making
shit up on the fly
313
00:11:49,163 --> 00:11:50,164
to appease Ace's psyche.
314
00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,666
I'm trying not to be my dad.
315
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,210
I'm trying to take
input from you,
316
00:11:55,377 --> 00:11:57,754
and from you, and from Ace.
317
00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:03,051
Any of your notebooks
have something
318
00:12:03,218 --> 00:12:05,888
for a situation like this?
319
00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:09,224
A situation in which a
brand-new masked character,
320
00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:11,685
one who just revealed
his true identity
321
00:12:11,852 --> 00:12:13,604
by holding aloft
the charred crown
322
00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:15,439
of his dead father?
323
00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:17,774
Are you asking is there a
page in one of my notebooks
324
00:12:17,941 --> 00:12:19,693
that might provide us
with some direction
325
00:12:19,818 --> 00:12:21,862
as to how we will continue
this new storyline
326
00:12:22,029 --> 00:12:23,739
while in the midst
of a looming lawsuit
327
00:12:23,906 --> 00:12:26,283
that threatens to crush the DWL?
328
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,954
I can say with confidence that
nowhere in the many notebooks
329
00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:34,124
that I have pondered
countless, wide-ranging topics
330
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:35,709
is there insight
as to how to make
331
00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:38,712
this particular situation work.
332
00:12:38,837 --> 00:12:41,882
But sounds like we
must try quickly.
333
00:12:46,595 --> 00:12:48,514
[Bobby] You were
amazing tonight.
334
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,074
- [Crystal laughs]
- [Bobby] But then,
335
00:12:50,098 --> 00:12:51,558
you're always amazing. [laughs]
336
00:12:51,725 --> 00:12:53,477
[Crystal] You had
a good night too.
337
00:12:53,644 --> 00:12:55,771
[Bobby] Oh, limpin'
around playin' reporter.
338
00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:58,482
Gorilla Monsoon made
a career out of that.
339
00:12:58,649 --> 00:12:59,775
Hmm.
340
00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:01,542
Ace's new gimmick hit
it out of the park.
341
00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,946
Oh, oh, surprised
the pants off me,
342
00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:06,240
even though I could
tell it was Ace.
343
00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:08,408
Well, it's not like you're
not supposed to know.
344
00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:12,079
He pulled out his dad's crown.
345
00:13:12,246 --> 00:13:15,958
How much, uh, did
you, you know, help?
346
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,003
I just did his hair
and his makeup.
347
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:24,800
The other stuff he's
still figuring out.
348
00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:28,470
He really wants to, you
know, create his own thing.
349
00:13:28,637 --> 00:13:29,972
[door opens]
350
00:13:31,348 --> 00:13:32,268
Uh, I'll be right back.
351
00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:33,433
[Bobby] Yeah.
352
00:13:34,685 --> 00:13:38,438
[Crystal] Hey, uh, Willie,
when is Jack having tryouts
353
00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:39,648
for the women's division?
354
00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:41,233
Your guess is as good as mine.
355
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,942
You got candidates,
send me names.
356
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:46,113
[Crystal] Well, I got no
one to wrestle next week.
357
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,340
[Willie] Well,
that's all right.
358
00:13:47,364 --> 00:13:48,524
Take a week off. Cut a promo.
359
00:13:48,615 --> 00:13:51,285
What? Why? A-against who?
360
00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:52,452
Oh, boy.
361
00:13:52,619 --> 00:13:53,805
This tone again,
really? Wah-wah.
362
00:13:53,829 --> 00:13:54,663
Me-me.
363
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,456
The complaints and entitlement.
364
00:13:56,582 --> 00:13:57,976
Look, right now, Jack's
got Gully up his ass...
365
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,126
Okay. W-we can do it.
366
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:00,335
Jack's not gonna care.
367
00:14:00,502 --> 00:14:02,004
You and I can hold the tryouts.
368
00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,565
I'll go online, and
I'll find some girls
369
00:14:03,589 --> 00:14:05,882
up in South Carolina
or something.
370
00:14:06,049 --> 00:14:07,634
I can't lose momentum.
371
00:14:07,801 --> 00:14:08,761
You won't lose momentum.
372
00:14:08,885 --> 00:14:10,470
Make your own momentum.
373
00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:12,097
And make sure you're
using a condom.
374
00:14:12,264 --> 00:14:14,349
That one's, you know,
a little bit dim.
375
00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:15,350
Dumb.
376
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:16,768
D-don't say that.
377
00:14:16,935 --> 00:14:18,645
Bobby is a good guy
378
00:14:18,812 --> 00:14:20,564
who thinks before he speaks,
379
00:14:20,731 --> 00:14:22,190
who considers feelings,
380
00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:24,860
who knows that whatever he
says can either lift someone up
381
00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:26,625
or put them down, so
I-I'm not gonna stand
382
00:14:26,737 --> 00:14:27,880
for you putting him down to me.
383
00:14:27,904 --> 00:14:29,656
Okay. Lighten up.
384
00:14:29,823 --> 00:14:31,342
How about you don't tell
me that you being mean
385
00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:33,910
is something I need
to lighten up about?
386
00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:35,537
How about that?
387
00:14:35,662 --> 00:14:38,540
[quiet dramatic music plays]
388
00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:40,709
♪ ♪
389
00:14:40,876 --> 00:14:41,918
Your eyes are squinty.
390
00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:44,171
Is it bad news?
391
00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:46,048
Mm. No news.
392
00:14:46,214 --> 00:14:47,758
No plans.
393
00:14:47,924 --> 00:14:49,176
Just a week off.
394
00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:50,761
Hmm.
395
00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:52,804
You wanna do a push-up contest?
396
00:14:52,971 --> 00:14:54,640
♪ ♪
397
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,183
[Crystal sighs]
398
00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:02,439
Time to head home, Jack Spade.
399
00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:04,733
Crazy night.
400
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,402
I need help.
401
00:15:07,569 --> 00:15:09,863
With putting the
money in the safe?
402
00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:12,282
What to do next.
403
00:15:12,407 --> 00:15:14,201
How to do it.
404
00:15:18,789 --> 00:15:20,749
Can you help me?
405
00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,752
I have no expertise
in wrestling.
406
00:15:23,919 --> 00:15:26,630
I don't even... I don't know.
407
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:29,174
What's the opposite
of expertise?
408
00:15:29,341 --> 00:15:30,967
Beginner-pertise?
409
00:15:31,093 --> 00:15:33,970
I like having you
here working with me.
410
00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:35,847
Have you liked it?
411
00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:45,732
It's our family business.
412
00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:47,401
Mm-hmm.
413
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,087
With the cross-promotion,
things are probably
414
00:15:49,111 --> 00:15:50,445
gonna get a little crazy here.
415
00:15:50,612 --> 00:15:51,947
Willie's underwater already.
416
00:15:52,114 --> 00:15:54,825
She's, uh... she's goggle-eyed.
417
00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:57,744
I worry that things
might be, you know,
418
00:15:57,911 --> 00:15:59,913
falling through the cracks.
419
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,249
A woman from the County
came by the other day,
420
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,334
looking to get
something from Willie,
421
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:07,671
but Willie wasn't here.
422
00:16:07,838 --> 00:16:09,589
The woman seemed angry.
423
00:16:09,756 --> 00:16:11,299
She was here again tonight.
424
00:16:11,466 --> 00:16:15,011
I saw Willie give her
whatever she was looking for,
425
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,263
so I hope it all worked out.
426
00:16:16,388 --> 00:16:17,639
That'd be Sonya Tuckerman.
427
00:16:17,806 --> 00:16:19,307
She does the county
tax assessment,
428
00:16:19,474 --> 00:16:21,327
so it's that time of year
again when she's gonna cost us,
429
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:22,644
but she's fine.
430
00:16:22,811 --> 00:16:25,439
She j-just doesn't realize
how she comes across,
431
00:16:25,564 --> 00:16:27,149
which is dour and grumpy.
432
00:16:27,315 --> 00:16:28,191
Let me wash up.
433
00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:30,067
We'll get home.
434
00:16:30,235 --> 00:16:33,196
♪ ♪
435
00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:47,461
[Gully] Rise and
shine, sleepyhead!
436
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:48,795
I been calling you.
437
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,465
Texting you. Seven times.
438
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:52,942
[Rooster] I had
to bail last night
439
00:16:52,966 --> 00:16:54,049
and take care of my pops.
440
00:16:54,217 --> 00:16:55,510
[Gully] He all right?
441
00:16:55,677 --> 00:16:56,761
Yeah. That sums it up.
442
00:16:56,886 --> 00:16:57,971
He just a'ight.
443
00:16:58,138 --> 00:16:59,431
Let me know if I can help.
444
00:17:00,807 --> 00:17:03,518
May I shift subjects and
express my displeasure
445
00:17:03,684 --> 00:17:06,145
about last night's show
while acknowledging
446
00:17:06,313 --> 00:17:08,356
that this may lack perspective
447
00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:10,400
about your father's
current health?
448
00:17:10,525 --> 00:17:13,403
You knew about the
Condamned beforehand?
449
00:17:13,569 --> 00:17:14,889
[Rooster] Only
moments beforehand.
450
00:17:15,029 --> 00:17:16,269
[Gully] Yet you didn't call me?
451
00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:17,843
Because my phone was
in my damn locker!
452
00:17:17,908 --> 00:17:19,343
- I'm just asking!
- When I'm 'bout to go up,
453
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,619
I'm working on what I gotta do.
454
00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:22,305
I ain't got my phone
out, looking at TikTok,
455
00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:23,663
texting, and calling people.
456
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:26,583
It was locked up in my
locker so I could focus.
457
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,002
Now, Jack wrote
me a great promo.
458
00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:30,879
Look, I'm playing
ball. He playing ball.
459
00:17:31,046 --> 00:17:32,798
He juggling you and
Ace. It's complicated!
460
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,358
Well, it's gonna get
a lot more complicated
461
00:17:34,382 --> 00:17:36,092
if the Condamned
isn't in my ring
462
00:17:36,259 --> 00:17:38,595
Saturday night,
getting his ass kicked!
463
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,222
Look, those Spade
boys don't know
464
00:17:40,388 --> 00:17:42,268
what that Condamned thing
is, and they damn sure
465
00:17:42,349 --> 00:17:44,226
ain't gonna figure
it out by Saturday.
466
00:17:44,351 --> 00:17:46,019
Look, the only reason
I agreed to this
467
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:47,729
because I believe
it's good story.
468
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:51,191
Thus, eventually money
in my pocket and yours.
469
00:17:51,358 --> 00:17:52,692
Now, come on, Charlie.
470
00:17:52,859 --> 00:17:54,319
Remove your emotions.
471
00:17:54,486 --> 00:17:56,071
Think creatively.
472
00:17:56,196 --> 00:17:58,865
Now, you remember how bad
you wanted Ace, right?
473
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,450
- I do.
- [Rooster] Mm-hmm.
474
00:18:00,575 --> 00:18:03,912
Now, the Condamned gimmick
is already way better
475
00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:05,539
than any Ace gimmick.
476
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:08,500
Now, let's say we
string this thing along.
477
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,502
We build us back up, and we make
478
00:18:10,669 --> 00:18:13,463
this cross-promotion thing work.
479
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,383
Who's DWL's top
guy, to take on me?
480
00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:18,030
I mean, it's gotta
be somebody, right?
481
00:18:18,134 --> 00:18:19,534
- Yeah.
- I mean, they last champion
482
00:18:19,636 --> 00:18:21,930
was a girl the
size of Tinkerbell.
483
00:18:22,097 --> 00:18:24,474
And they former top
guy, Jack Spade,
484
00:18:24,599 --> 00:18:26,351
just lost clean to
that Tinkerbell.
485
00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:27,811
And the legendary Wild Bill
486
00:18:27,978 --> 00:18:30,397
is a pants-shitting
laughingstock
487
00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:32,941
who's one match away from
slipping into a warm bath,
488
00:18:33,108 --> 00:18:35,268
slitting his wrists, and
donating his brain to science.
489
00:18:35,318 --> 00:18:36,820
- [laughing] Oh, my God.
- Now,
490
00:18:36,945 --> 00:18:38,738
the Condamned is mysterious.
491
00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:39,990
The Condamned is new.
492
00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:41,908
Now, if I beat a
masked vigilante
493
00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:45,537
who seems like he can kick
100 guys' asses in the alley,
494
00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:47,163
who's the real cock of the walk?
495
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:48,456
Rooster time.
496
00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:50,250
- [Lucy] Dad?
- Hey, honey.
497
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:51,543
You got a call from a guy
498
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,990
named Brooks Rizzo,
in Hollywood.
499
00:18:53,086 --> 00:18:54,671
He works for a social media app
500
00:18:54,796 --> 00:18:56,339
and streaming company
called Continuum.
501
00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:58,675
He wants to discuss
putting Dystopia on TV.
502
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,010
- What?
- [Lucy] Well, not TV,
503
00:19:00,135 --> 00:19:01,344
but on their platform,
504
00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:03,231
which plays on TVs, and
tablets, and phones,
505
00:19:03,346 --> 00:19:04,824
like all the streaming
service companies.
506
00:19:04,848 --> 00:19:06,568
- Let's go!
- That's what I'm talking 'bout!
507
00:19:06,641 --> 00:19:08,244
- [Gully] All right! All right!
- [Rooster] Come on! Come on!
508
00:19:08,268 --> 00:19:09,603
Guys, we-we about to be famous!
509
00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:10,979
[Gully] Yeah we are!
510
00:19:11,146 --> 00:19:12,826
- [Rooster] You damn right!
- [Gully] Okay!
511
00:19:16,818 --> 00:19:18,320
[door buzzes]
512
00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:20,780
[inmate chuckles]
513
00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:25,452
- [Crystal] Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
514
00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:30,498
You finally got some sleep.
515
00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:31,458
Mm.
516
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,544
So, tell me what happened.
517
00:19:34,669 --> 00:19:37,881
[Crystal sighs] She
ended up being nice.
518
00:19:38,048 --> 00:19:39,424
What was her stage name?
519
00:19:39,591 --> 00:19:40,671
Wasn't really a stage name.
520
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,636
It was more like a gimmick.
521
00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:43,803
Elle Dorado.
522
00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:45,138
Well, what's her real name?
523
00:19:45,305 --> 00:19:46,556
[Crystal] Tanya.
524
00:19:46,723 --> 00:19:48,516
That was popular
when I was a kid.
525
00:19:48,683 --> 00:19:50,936
They ever give you
kind of a fake name?
526
00:19:51,061 --> 00:19:52,395
I'm just me.
527
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,897
Crystal.
528
00:19:54,064 --> 00:19:55,357
Rock solid.
529
00:19:55,523 --> 00:19:56,608
All natural.
530
00:19:58,276 --> 00:20:00,528
She said it's not easy.
531
00:20:00,695 --> 00:20:01,947
The road.
532
00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:04,741
She said to watch
out for peepholes.
533
00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:08,745
Well, if I wasn't in here,
I'd go on the road with you.
534
00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:10,830
No one would ever
risk peeping at you
535
00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:13,541
through peepholes
with me around.
536
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:16,169
Goddamn, I hate not being
there to look out for you.
537
00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:18,546
I'm fine.
538
00:20:18,713 --> 00:20:20,273
- It's all fine.
- [Karin] No, it ain't.
539
00:20:20,382 --> 00:20:21,841
You're out there, on your own.
540
00:20:22,008 --> 00:20:23,903
I should have been there
with you the whole time.
541
00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:28,264
Mom, it's fine.
542
00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,516
Don't worry.
543
00:20:29,683 --> 00:20:31,434
I am strong.
544
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:32,686
Really.
545
00:20:34,771 --> 00:20:36,398
Just like you said.
546
00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,150
Rock solid.
547
00:20:40,193 --> 00:20:43,071
[soft music plays]
548
00:20:43,196 --> 00:20:45,115
♪ ♪
549
00:20:45,281 --> 00:20:49,160
I just want you home.
550
00:20:49,327 --> 00:20:51,621
I know.
551
00:20:51,788 --> 00:20:52,664
I'm sorry.
552
00:20:52,831 --> 00:20:54,374
Don't be.
553
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:55,959
You don't need to say it.
554
00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:00,630
I met a guy.
555
00:21:00,797 --> 00:21:03,299
Oh, do tell.
556
00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:04,926
Only if it's a nice guy.
557
00:21:05,093 --> 00:21:08,054
♪ ♪
558
00:21:17,772 --> 00:21:19,733
[Jack] Good to see
you. Thank you.
559
00:21:21,568 --> 00:21:22,777
Just saw Mr. Devaux.
560
00:21:22,944 --> 00:21:24,696
He was at the show
last night. Loved it.
561
00:21:24,821 --> 00:21:26,031
Fred Devaux loved the show?
562
00:21:26,156 --> 00:21:27,198
Yeah.
563
00:21:27,323 --> 00:21:28,992
- High school principal.
- Aw.
564
00:21:29,117 --> 00:21:30,761
It's weird having people
actually like you.
565
00:21:30,785 --> 00:21:32,221
One of these days, you're
gonna have to let me
566
00:21:32,245 --> 00:21:33,514
- know what that feels like.
- I'm trying to.
567
00:21:33,538 --> 00:21:34,849
Hey, after you
left last night...
568
00:21:34,873 --> 00:21:36,193
Oh, one sec. Tricia
Bell texted me
569
00:21:36,332 --> 00:21:37,351
and said that she
wants to be, like,
570
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,960
my goth/emo valet.
571
00:21:39,127 --> 00:21:40,754
Catwoman kinda thing.
572
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,630
Last time didn't terrorize her?
573
00:21:42,797 --> 00:21:44,507
[Ace] Says she's intrigued.
574
00:21:44,674 --> 00:21:45,842
You're blowing up.
575
00:21:46,009 --> 00:21:48,386
Yeah, but it's more
than that, you know?
576
00:21:48,553 --> 00:21:50,764
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hey, look.
577
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:52,182
After you left last night,
578
00:21:52,307 --> 00:21:54,309
I had a chat with Charlie Gully,
579
00:21:54,476 --> 00:21:57,687
and he offered to host
the Condamned at Dystopia.
580
00:21:57,812 --> 00:21:59,689
Host? Host what?
581
00:21:59,814 --> 00:22:01,094
He wants to feature
the Condamned
582
00:22:01,149 --> 00:22:02,484
at Dystopia this week.
583
00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:06,571
[laughs] Of course he
does, 'cause it's dope.
584
00:22:06,738 --> 00:22:08,698
- Obviously, the answer's no.
- Okay.
585
00:22:08,865 --> 00:22:10,426
No way we're wasting the
Condamned at his shitshow.
586
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,951
- He can host this.
- [Jack] Hey, hey.
587
00:22:12,118 --> 00:22:12,911
Come on, dude.
588
00:22:13,078 --> 00:22:15,205
Look, when we're at church,
589
00:22:15,371 --> 00:22:17,665
you do not need to grab
your unit to make a point.
590
00:22:17,832 --> 00:22:19,793
All right? S-sorry.
Sorry. Sorry, Staci.
591
00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:21,377
I'm sorry, Jesus.
592
00:22:21,544 --> 00:22:24,172
I understand the impulse,
relative to the situation.
593
00:22:24,339 --> 00:22:25,840
Best sister-in-law ever.
594
00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:28,235
I don't think Gully understands
what this all means to you.
595
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,344
No way he could.
596
00:22:29,511 --> 00:22:31,846
That being said, I did tell him
597
00:22:31,971 --> 00:22:33,431
that I would run it by you.
598
00:22:33,598 --> 00:22:35,409
Okay, well, tell him you
did, and tell him I told you
599
00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:37,036
there's no way we're
wasting the Condamned
600
00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:39,104
on an audience that
wouldn't understand the...
601
00:22:39,229 --> 00:22:40,730
nu-the nuance. Is
"nuance" a word?
602
00:22:40,897 --> 00:22:41,940
Mm-hmm.
603
00:22:42,107 --> 00:22:43,292
[Ace] The-the-the-the complexity
604
00:22:43,316 --> 00:22:44,692
of what we got goin' on here.
605
00:22:44,859 --> 00:22:46,462
There's a chance for
this gimmick to really,
606
00:22:46,486 --> 00:22:48,404
really speak to people
about, uh, impulse,
607
00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:50,573
and-and appetite, and the-
the cost of those things.
608
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:51,699
You know, redemption.
609
00:22:51,866 --> 00:22:53,201
Deliverance from evil.
610
00:22:53,326 --> 00:22:54,887
Like in the Lord's Prayer.
"Deliver us from evil."
611
00:22:54,911 --> 00:22:56,511
It's all right there
waiting to be tapped
612
00:22:56,579 --> 00:22:58,123
and told for new audiences.
613
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,166
Mm-hmm.
614
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,435
You understand,
don't you, Staci?
615
00:23:01,459 --> 00:23:02,585
You can see it.
616
00:23:02,752 --> 00:23:03,837
I do understand.
617
00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:05,713
And you can see it?
618
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,757
I can.
619
00:23:07,882 --> 00:23:09,050
[Ace] Come here.
620
00:23:09,217 --> 00:23:10,677
[Staci] Aw.
621
00:23:10,802 --> 00:23:11,886
God bless you.
622
00:23:12,011 --> 00:23:13,263
[Staci] Aw, I love you too.
623
00:23:17,225 --> 00:23:18,768
[Wild Bill] Hey.
624
00:23:21,938 --> 00:23:22,981
You all right?
625
00:23:23,148 --> 00:23:24,983
[Diego] I'm great.
626
00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,152
[Wild Bill] You
don't seem great.
627
00:23:27,277 --> 00:23:28,194
[Diego] Yeah, well...
628
00:23:28,361 --> 00:23:30,029
Let's just do this.
629
00:23:30,196 --> 00:23:31,531
[Wild Bill] Yes, let's.
630
00:23:31,698 --> 00:23:33,241
Should we discuss the Condamned?
631
00:23:33,366 --> 00:23:34,409
You tell me.
632
00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:36,452
Let's discuss it.
633
00:23:36,619 --> 00:23:37,704
It was big news.
634
00:23:37,871 --> 00:23:40,123
Cool.
635
00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:43,376
Hey, hey.
636
00:23:43,543 --> 00:23:46,129
What is up with the pout-pout?
637
00:23:46,296 --> 00:23:48,214
I'm trying to help you,
638
00:23:48,381 --> 00:23:49,757
open doors for you.
639
00:23:49,924 --> 00:23:51,509
Expose you to
stuff. Lift you up.
640
00:23:51,634 --> 00:23:52,844
Make your dreams come true.
641
00:23:53,011 --> 00:23:54,280
And you're pouty-pout
man-pouting
642
00:23:54,304 --> 00:23:55,489
about I don't fucking know what.
643
00:23:55,513 --> 00:23:57,098
You treat me like a scrub.
644
00:23:59,809 --> 00:24:02,145
You treat me like a gofer.
645
00:24:02,270 --> 00:24:04,147
You aren't lifting me up.
646
00:24:04,314 --> 00:24:06,566
You're using me to buck
up your fragile ego.
647
00:24:06,733 --> 00:24:07,942
My ego isn't fragile.
648
00:24:08,109 --> 00:24:10,195
Everyone's ego is fragile,
649
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,238
but good people don't
treat other people badly
650
00:24:12,405 --> 00:24:13,448
to build theirs up.
651
00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:17,577
And...
652
00:24:18,494 --> 00:24:19,954
Three, two, one.
653
00:24:28,046 --> 00:24:29,172
Welcome.
654
00:24:32,342 --> 00:24:33,885
Quick bit of business.
655
00:24:34,052 --> 00:24:36,387
I know y'all love listening
to the Wild Bill Podcast,
656
00:24:36,554 --> 00:24:39,098
but going forward,
657
00:24:39,265 --> 00:24:41,267
we got a new name in the title.
658
00:24:41,434 --> 00:24:45,772
Going forward, this is
not the Wild Bill Podcast.
659
00:24:45,939 --> 00:24:47,607
This is the Wild Bill
660
00:24:47,774 --> 00:24:52,028
and Diego Cottonmouth Podcast.
661
00:24:53,321 --> 00:24:54,948
Been a great partnership so far
662
00:24:55,114 --> 00:24:57,867
and one I hope will continue.
663
00:24:58,034 --> 00:25:00,203
[soft music plays]
664
00:25:00,370 --> 00:25:01,955
[sighs]
665
00:25:02,121 --> 00:25:04,040
It's an honor to
be with you, Bill.
666
00:25:04,207 --> 00:25:06,751
♪ ♪
667
00:25:06,918 --> 00:25:08,753
[laughs]
668
00:25:10,296 --> 00:25:11,881
All right, let's get
into it, shall we?
669
00:25:12,048 --> 00:25:13,007
First up...
670
00:25:13,174 --> 00:25:15,843
♪ ♪
671
00:25:24,102 --> 00:25:26,688
Caitlyn, please get Brooks.
672
00:25:26,854 --> 00:25:28,064
He's coming.
673
00:25:28,189 --> 00:25:29,649
[executive] And please tell
674
00:25:29,816 --> 00:25:31,627
whoever redecorated my
office over the weekend,
675
00:25:31,651 --> 00:25:33,820
who clearly thought they
were doing me a favor,
676
00:25:33,987 --> 00:25:35,867
that when they redecorate,
they shouldn't insult
677
00:25:35,905 --> 00:25:37,407
people's intelligence
with fake books
678
00:25:37,573 --> 00:25:40,910
with... colorful spines
that I would like to burn.
679
00:25:41,035 --> 00:25:44,664
Brooks, I am meeting with
the board in two weeks.
680
00:25:44,831 --> 00:25:46,582
Please brighten my day
with some good news.
681
00:25:46,749 --> 00:25:49,002
Darren Phillips
scouted women's golf,
682
00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:51,212
said there might be some
possibilities there.
683
00:25:51,379 --> 00:25:54,340
Taylor said that we can get
Kentucky Derby coverage cheap.
684
00:25:54,507 --> 00:25:56,134
Imagine our surge in subscribers
685
00:25:56,259 --> 00:25:57,939
when people find out
there's a new platform
686
00:25:58,052 --> 00:25:59,652
where you can watch
horses running around
687
00:25:59,721 --> 00:26:01,764
while getting whipped,
surrounded by women in hats.
688
00:26:01,931 --> 00:26:03,242
We're very much
all over the place.
689
00:26:03,266 --> 00:26:04,392
We need not to be.
690
00:26:04,559 --> 00:26:06,060
I'm going to
Florida to scope out
691
00:26:06,227 --> 00:26:08,038
some independent professional
wrestling promotions.
692
00:26:08,062 --> 00:26:11,065
I hate professional wrestling
even more than I hate horses.
693
00:26:11,190 --> 00:26:12,567
You don't hate horses.
694
00:26:12,734 --> 00:26:14,503
I hate when they're racing
and getting whipped.
695
00:26:14,527 --> 00:26:16,404
You know, horses aren't
naturally competitive.
696
00:26:16,571 --> 00:26:18,239
It's humans who
make them that way.
697
00:26:18,364 --> 00:26:20,700
Perhaps I hate horses
more because of the people
698
00:26:20,825 --> 00:26:22,720
who own them, who make
them something they're not.
699
00:26:22,744 --> 00:26:25,246
Last year, total revenue
for professional wrestling
700
00:26:25,413 --> 00:26:28,624
was 1.095 billion.
701
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,790
I guess I could grow to
love professional wrestling.
702
00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:33,671
Although, I hate when men
wear those bikini pants.
703
00:26:33,796 --> 00:26:37,759
Either wear shorts or
nothing, not in between.
704
00:26:37,925 --> 00:26:40,219
So we buy a wrestling promotion.
705
00:26:40,386 --> 00:26:42,513
More than one. Grab a handful.
706
00:26:42,638 --> 00:26:44,140
Promote the hell out of 'em.
707
00:26:44,307 --> 00:26:47,143
Build it, brand it, live
shows and streamed content.
708
00:26:47,268 --> 00:26:48,519
Expand. Who knows?
709
00:26:48,644 --> 00:26:50,897
Maybe, in one to
three years, it grows.
710
00:26:51,064 --> 00:26:54,776
Optimism is mental
illness, but it's cute.
711
00:26:54,942 --> 00:26:56,778
Have fun. Don't drink.
712
00:26:56,944 --> 00:26:58,696
[Brooks] Hmm.
713
00:27:02,950 --> 00:27:04,410
[Willie] You look
handy up there.
714
00:27:04,577 --> 00:27:06,221
[laughs] Just got to
thinking how, every summer,
715
00:27:06,245 --> 00:27:08,015
we lose who knows how
many thousands of dollars'
716
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:10,249
worth of air conditioning
out these windows.
717
00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:12,710
Hey, would you hand
me that towel there?
718
00:27:12,877 --> 00:27:14,677
[Willie] I should get
you to come to my place.
719
00:27:14,754 --> 00:27:16,589
[Staci] I'm happy to
help wherever I can.
720
00:27:16,714 --> 00:27:19,509
Jack was thinking, with
the cross-promotion chaos,
721
00:27:19,675 --> 00:27:21,153
things might get a
little busy around here,
722
00:27:21,177 --> 00:27:22,678
so I figured I might
as well help out.
723
00:27:22,845 --> 00:27:24,531
- All for one and all, you know.
- Yeah, well,
724
00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:25,955
the list of things
we need help with
725
00:27:26,099 --> 00:27:27,576
is never-ending. You
don't wanna know.
726
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,434
I do.
727
00:27:28,601 --> 00:27:29,602
Sump pump's busted.
728
00:27:29,769 --> 00:27:31,187
- Maybe I don't.
- Exactly.
729
00:27:31,354 --> 00:27:32,230
Oh, hey, Willie,
730
00:27:32,397 --> 00:27:34,607
before you go, uh,
731
00:27:34,774 --> 00:27:36,317
you connected with
Sonya Tuckerman,
732
00:27:36,484 --> 00:27:37,524
the woman from the County?
733
00:27:37,652 --> 00:27:38,778
I did. Thanks.
734
00:27:38,945 --> 00:27:39,821
Okay.
735
00:27:40,696 --> 00:27:44,325
Yeah, so she got what
she came for then?
736
00:27:44,492 --> 00:27:46,536
Saturday night, in the hallway?
737
00:27:46,702 --> 00:27:48,746
Yeah. She got it.
738
00:27:48,913 --> 00:27:50,581
Jack says she's
the tax assessor.
739
00:27:50,748 --> 00:27:52,291
She is.
740
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,293
I paid a bill.
741
00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:56,003
For some bills, we write checks,
742
00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:57,505
and some we pay in cash.
743
00:27:57,672 --> 00:28:00,800
You pay the property taxes
in cash, in an envelope?
744
00:28:00,967 --> 00:28:02,301
We do.
745
00:28:02,468 --> 00:28:03,821
We pay the property taxes
in cash, in an envelope,
746
00:28:03,845 --> 00:28:05,179
and Sonya Tuckerman handles it.
747
00:28:05,346 --> 00:28:06,906
And if Sonya Tuckerman
didn't handle it,
748
00:28:07,056 --> 00:28:08,349
we'd be screwed.
749
00:28:10,017 --> 00:28:12,311
That's enough of an answer.
750
00:28:12,478 --> 00:28:13,855
No, it isn't.
751
00:28:14,021 --> 00:28:15,106
[Willie] Staci...
752
00:28:17,066 --> 00:28:18,752
this isn't anything you
need to worry about.
753
00:28:18,776 --> 00:28:19,670
It looks like it might be.
754
00:28:19,694 --> 00:28:20,945
[Willie] It isn't.
755
00:28:23,322 --> 00:28:24,842
Okay, look, there's-there's
two kinds of women.
756
00:28:24,866 --> 00:28:26,576
There are women who
get taken care of.
757
00:28:26,742 --> 00:28:28,303
You know, they emit
some kind of soft vapor.
758
00:28:28,327 --> 00:28:29,996
People gather around
and take care of 'em.
759
00:28:30,163 --> 00:28:31,789
That's you.
760
00:28:31,956 --> 00:28:33,374
And then there's me.
761
00:28:33,541 --> 00:28:35,918
I emit some kind of
coal engine smoke.
762
00:28:36,085 --> 00:28:38,212
I get dirty, and I fix shit,
763
00:28:38,379 --> 00:28:40,173
and I stay up all
night worrying about
764
00:28:40,339 --> 00:28:41,841
more dirty shit I gotta fix.
765
00:28:42,008 --> 00:28:43,819
I fix shit, so you don't
have to spend a single second
766
00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:45,344
worrying about un-fixed shit.
767
00:28:45,511 --> 00:28:46,888
What's going on here, Willie?
768
00:28:47,054 --> 00:28:48,073
You wanna know what's going on?
769
00:28:48,097 --> 00:28:49,432
Here's what's going on.
770
00:28:49,599 --> 00:28:51,184
Tom and I made an
agreement, years ago,
771
00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:52,744
that we would do
whatever we needed to do
772
00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:54,270
to keep this place alive.
773
00:28:54,437 --> 00:28:56,457
And you don't need to worry
about what those things are.
774
00:28:56,481 --> 00:28:57,315
Are they legal?
775
00:28:57,482 --> 00:28:58,524
[Willie] Some are.
776
00:28:58,691 --> 00:29:00,151
Well, whatever those
other ones are,
777
00:29:00,276 --> 00:29:02,528
we're not doing 'em anymore.
778
00:29:02,695 --> 00:29:05,281
The DWL is a house of
cards built on sand,
779
00:29:05,448 --> 00:29:07,450
in the middle of a
hurricane, on a leaky boat.
780
00:29:07,617 --> 00:29:09,785
We do whatever we need to do.
781
00:29:09,952 --> 00:29:12,246
Does Jack know?
782
00:29:12,413 --> 00:29:14,790
[sighs] No.
783
00:29:14,957 --> 00:29:17,084
What else are we doing?
784
00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:18,669
I wanna know everything.
785
00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:20,421
I'm not gonna tell
you everything.
786
00:29:20,588 --> 00:29:22,357
You're saying that to pretend
like you're protecting me
787
00:29:22,381 --> 00:29:24,151
when, in fact, you're
only protecting yourself.
788
00:29:24,175 --> 00:29:25,927
This turning into that
kind of conversation?
789
00:29:26,093 --> 00:29:28,012
Everything that's going
on, Jack needs to know.
790
00:29:28,179 --> 00:29:30,598
I need to know, so we
can make it right...
791
00:29:30,765 --> 00:29:31,891
- [Willie laughs]
- move on.
792
00:29:32,016 --> 00:29:33,601
"Make it right."
793
00:29:33,726 --> 00:29:37,396
Well, those are some big,
shiny morals you've got there,
794
00:29:37,563 --> 00:29:40,525
but here's the problem
with knowing stuff.
795
00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:44,737
You can't un-know it,
so what if knowing stuff
796
00:29:44,904 --> 00:29:46,239
means finding out the DWL
797
00:29:46,405 --> 00:29:47,823
can't keep itself afloat legally
798
00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:49,825
and never has?
799
00:29:49,992 --> 00:29:52,232
What if it means finding out
that Tom had years and years
800
00:29:52,328 --> 00:29:54,497
of promissory notes
and third mortgages
801
00:29:54,664 --> 00:29:56,464
and lines of credit and
business loans he knew
802
00:29:56,624 --> 00:29:58,251
he'd never be able to pay off?
803
00:29:58,417 --> 00:29:59,794
Hmm?
804
00:29:59,961 --> 00:30:01,754
Is that really something
you wanna know?
805
00:30:01,921 --> 00:30:03,631
And how you gonna fix it?
806
00:30:03,798 --> 00:30:06,801
How you gonna fix over $100,000
in county property taxes
807
00:30:06,968 --> 00:30:08,487
that we avoided paying
because Sonya Tuckerman
808
00:30:08,511 --> 00:30:10,471
had a crush on Tom?
809
00:30:10,638 --> 00:30:12,014
What are you gonna do?
810
00:30:12,181 --> 00:30:14,517
You gonna tell Jack
his father wasn't only
811
00:30:14,684 --> 00:30:17,645
the bastard that left
him, but also a hustler
812
00:30:17,812 --> 00:30:19,039
who didn't always tell the truth
813
00:30:19,063 --> 00:30:20,773
to get people to give him money?
814
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:22,858
Tom didn't want Jack
knowing anything
815
00:30:23,025 --> 00:30:25,111
'cause he didn't want
wrestling ruining his life,
816
00:30:25,278 --> 00:30:27,530
and as for the DWL,
817
00:30:27,697 --> 00:30:29,490
he probably forgot he
even willed it to him.
818
00:30:29,657 --> 00:30:32,034
That will hadn't been touched
since Jack was six years old.
819
00:30:33,828 --> 00:30:35,830
Back when Tom thought, as did I,
820
00:30:35,997 --> 00:30:37,623
that this thing was
gonna be something
821
00:30:37,790 --> 00:30:39,667
worth leaving someone.
822
00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:42,044
Stupid.
823
00:30:42,211 --> 00:30:46,257
Tom didn't do Jack any
favors leaving him the DWL.
824
00:30:46,424 --> 00:30:48,217
He left him a rat's
nest to untangle,
825
00:30:48,384 --> 00:30:50,845
and he left me with it.
826
00:30:51,012 --> 00:30:53,180
I'm just stupid enough to
still be standing here,
827
00:30:53,347 --> 00:30:54,849
trying to fix it.
828
00:30:57,351 --> 00:30:59,395
You say you need
to make it right.
829
00:30:59,562 --> 00:31:01,188
Make it right, Staci.
830
00:31:01,355 --> 00:31:02,857
Take it all.
831
00:31:03,024 --> 00:31:04,692
Tell Jack all about it.
832
00:31:04,859 --> 00:31:07,737
Jack's an honest man.
833
00:31:07,862 --> 00:31:10,823
We're all honest,
till we're not.
834
00:31:10,990 --> 00:31:13,868
[somber music plays]
835
00:31:14,035 --> 00:31:16,662
♪ ♪
836
00:31:16,829 --> 00:31:17,913
[door slams]
837
00:31:20,374 --> 00:31:23,336
The Condamned is wrestling
at Dystopia this week.
838
00:31:23,502 --> 00:31:24,962
No exceptions.
839
00:31:25,087 --> 00:31:27,381
[Jack] I'm not gonna blow the
Condamned's whole character
840
00:31:27,548 --> 00:31:29,008
in some ordinary match with you.
841
00:31:29,175 --> 00:31:31,260
First, the character's been
around what, three days?
842
00:31:31,385 --> 00:31:33,888
Second, a match with
me is never ordinary.
843
00:31:34,055 --> 00:31:36,098
I'm the FWD champ.
844
00:31:36,265 --> 00:31:37,808
So by not wrestling
me, you get to keep
845
00:31:37,975 --> 00:31:39,226
that belt a little longer.
846
00:31:39,352 --> 00:31:40,537
Ace doesn't wanna
wrestle at Dystopia,
847
00:31:40,561 --> 00:31:41,646
so it's not gonna happen.
848
00:31:41,812 --> 00:31:43,898
You agreed to this
cross-promotion.
849
00:31:44,065 --> 00:31:45,524
There's only one choice.
850
00:31:45,691 --> 00:31:48,211
Well, there's two, if you count
gettin' sued and going bankrupt.
851
00:31:48,277 --> 00:31:50,613
I'd say Charlie doesn't
care which, but he does.
852
00:31:50,780 --> 00:31:52,698
His character really
means a lot to him.
853
00:31:52,865 --> 00:31:55,618
Next, you gonna tell me that
he's not such a bad guy.
854
00:31:55,785 --> 00:31:59,080
You keep telling that to
yourself until it sink in.
855
00:31:59,246 --> 00:32:00,873
He's the one you
got to deal with,
856
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,875
because you punched him.
857
00:32:03,042 --> 00:32:05,294
So you just focus
on what's next.
858
00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:08,798
Right now, you just
do what you gotta do
859
00:32:08,964 --> 00:32:11,676
so your bill don't get past due.
860
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,052
Ciao.
861
00:32:17,890 --> 00:32:19,725
Tell me I'm being short-sighted.
862
00:32:19,892 --> 00:32:21,435
You're not being short-sighted.
863
00:32:21,602 --> 00:32:23,705
You're trying to pretend you
got a choice when you don't.
864
00:32:23,729 --> 00:32:25,856
We can make it a shoot.
865
00:32:26,023 --> 00:32:27,876
Go down there, and pin him
when he's not expecting it.
866
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:29,378
[Jack] Ace, you can hold
him down for an hour,
867
00:32:29,402 --> 00:32:31,320
and the ref will
never count to three.
868
00:32:31,487 --> 00:32:34,240
Besides, you said you don't
wanna go back to Dystopia,
869
00:32:34,407 --> 00:32:35,287
and I don't blame you.
870
00:32:35,408 --> 00:32:36,659
I definitely don't.
871
00:32:36,826 --> 00:32:38,035
It's not like I wanna go.
872
00:32:38,202 --> 00:32:40,122
I'm just saying, as your
brother, if you told me,
873
00:32:40,287 --> 00:32:41,455
"I need you to do it..."
874
00:32:41,622 --> 00:32:42,665
No.
875
00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:45,501
If you really don't
got a choice...
876
00:32:45,668 --> 00:32:46,669
It's my fuck-up.
877
00:32:46,836 --> 00:32:48,045
It's not yours.
878
00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:49,481
You punched him
'cause you were trying
879
00:32:49,505 --> 00:32:51,173
to save me from him.
880
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,342
That was the wrong
way to handle it.
881
00:32:53,509 --> 00:32:55,720
This is your character.
882
00:32:55,845 --> 00:32:59,265
Don't go messing with it
just to cover my mistake.
883
00:32:59,432 --> 00:33:02,101
Fuck Gully.
884
00:33:02,268 --> 00:33:03,686
I'd rather go down in flames.
885
00:33:03,811 --> 00:33:05,604
I don't want you to
go down in flames.
886
00:33:05,771 --> 00:33:07,565
I don't want us to
go down in flames.
887
00:33:07,732 --> 00:33:09,525
Besides, flames are
the sort of situation
888
00:33:09,692 --> 00:33:11,777
the Condamned's trying to
steer away from anyway.
889
00:33:11,944 --> 00:33:13,821
[both laugh]
890
00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:17,825
We really are fucked.
891
00:33:19,326 --> 00:33:20,453
Nah, not really.
892
00:33:20,619 --> 00:33:21,954
It's just wrestling.
893
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,084
Give him Crystal.
894
00:33:27,251 --> 00:33:28,627
Gully wants me, not Crystal.
895
00:33:28,794 --> 00:33:30,188
Gully wants you to
wrestle, so don't wrestle.
896
00:33:30,212 --> 00:33:31,380
Appear.
897
00:33:31,547 --> 00:33:32,649
Ten seconds. You're
in. You're out.
898
00:33:32,673 --> 00:33:33,549
Boom. It's over.
899
00:33:33,674 --> 00:33:34,967
Gully'd wanna win the night.
900
00:33:35,134 --> 00:33:35,944
[Willie] Then Gully
wins the night.
901
00:33:35,968 --> 00:33:36,886
So what?
902
00:33:37,052 --> 00:33:38,846
Move on. Cut your
losses, right?
903
00:33:39,013 --> 00:33:41,390
Let's stop acting like we
got a choice in the matter.
904
00:33:41,557 --> 00:33:42,683
Just do it. Go.
905
00:33:42,808 --> 00:33:45,060
We can't throw
Crystal to the wolves.
906
00:33:45,186 --> 00:33:46,312
Not at this point.
907
00:33:46,479 --> 00:33:47,897
Crystal just survived
y'all's asses.
908
00:33:48,063 --> 00:33:50,566
Y'all are wolves, bears,
lions, and hyenas.
909
00:33:50,733 --> 00:33:52,651
And jackasses. Crystal
can handle Dystopia.
910
00:33:52,818 --> 00:33:54,737
She can handle whatever
comes at her next.
911
00:33:54,904 --> 00:33:56,155
Stop talking.
912
00:33:56,322 --> 00:33:57,364
Let's fix this shit.
913
00:33:57,531 --> 00:34:00,493
[soft music plays]
914
00:34:00,659 --> 00:34:02,787
♪ ♪
915
00:34:02,912 --> 00:34:06,999
[sighs and laughs]
916
00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,585
[Willie] Those are
something. The bracelets.
917
00:34:12,213 --> 00:34:13,714
[Crystal] Elle
left them for me.
918
00:34:13,839 --> 00:34:15,800
[Willie] Bargain-basement
Wonder Woman she was.
919
00:34:17,384 --> 00:34:18,677
She was nice.
920
00:34:18,844 --> 00:34:20,554
Come sit.
921
00:34:23,891 --> 00:34:27,228
Crystal, Jack is
sending Ace to Dystopia.
922
00:34:27,394 --> 00:34:28,604
Not sending.
923
00:34:28,729 --> 00:34:30,523
It's voluntary. He wants to go.
924
00:34:30,688 --> 00:34:32,066
Now Gully's being a dick.
925
00:34:32,233 --> 00:34:34,443
Sun's gonna rise tomorrow
too. Big surprise.
926
00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:36,779
Anyhow, Ace is gonna do it.
927
00:34:36,945 --> 00:34:37,987
One night.
928
00:34:40,241 --> 00:34:42,451
And I think you should go too.
929
00:34:42,618 --> 00:34:45,204
Lemons outta lemonade,
or other way around,
930
00:34:45,371 --> 00:34:48,916
but the thing is,
931
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:52,545
you were right about
the women's league.
932
00:34:52,711 --> 00:34:54,421
It's time we shit
or get off the pot.
933
00:34:54,588 --> 00:34:57,466
We'll make Gully put you in a
match with one of his girls.
934
00:34:57,591 --> 00:34:58,634
Women.
935
00:34:58,801 --> 00:35:00,121
You know, someone
from his roster.
936
00:35:00,261 --> 00:35:01,821
He's got a lot of
'em, women down there.
937
00:35:01,929 --> 00:35:03,722
Could be a big boost,
938
00:35:03,889 --> 00:35:06,100
one you couldn't get here,
939
00:35:06,267 --> 00:35:11,313
not without more women
on our roster, so go.
940
00:35:13,065 --> 00:35:15,568
Don't just stand there,
staring at an open door.
941
00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:16,902
Don't question it.
942
00:35:17,069 --> 00:35:19,071
This is a chance.
943
00:35:19,238 --> 00:35:23,409
You take it, and it'll lead
to another and another.
944
00:35:23,534 --> 00:35:24,869
You get in that
ring at Dystopia,
945
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:26,620
and you say, "Shove
it up your ass.
946
00:35:26,745 --> 00:35:27,997
I am here to sparkle."
947
00:35:28,163 --> 00:35:30,499
[laughs softly]
948
00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:32,918
And I'll be there
to protect you.
949
00:35:33,085 --> 00:35:36,005
[warm music plays]
950
00:35:36,171 --> 00:35:38,966
♪ ♪
951
00:35:39,091 --> 00:35:41,510
Okay.
952
00:35:41,677 --> 00:35:42,970
I'll do it.
953
00:35:46,432 --> 00:35:47,850
Willie says Gully
has me wrestling
954
00:35:48,017 --> 00:35:49,643
some woman named Venus Cancer.
955
00:35:49,810 --> 00:35:51,562
- Mm-hmm.
- Willie talked to her.
956
00:35:51,729 --> 00:35:52,980
- Says she's cool.
- See?
957
00:35:53,105 --> 00:35:54,291
You were all worried
you were gonna have
958
00:35:54,315 --> 00:35:55,900
a week off and lose momentum,
959
00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:58,277
and now you're a
featured act at Dystopia.
960
00:35:58,444 --> 00:35:59,987
That's five times our crowd.
961
00:36:00,154 --> 00:36:01,864
Trust your destiny.
962
00:36:02,031 --> 00:36:03,240
Faith.
963
00:36:03,407 --> 00:36:04,742
It's not a lot of prep time.
964
00:36:04,909 --> 00:36:06,660
[Bobby] Your entire
life, up to this moment,
965
00:36:06,827 --> 00:36:07,870
has been prep time.
966
00:36:08,037 --> 00:36:10,039
God placed you in this moment,
967
00:36:10,205 --> 00:36:11,707
not to test you,
968
00:36:11,874 --> 00:36:13,667
to reward you,
969
00:36:13,834 --> 00:36:15,794
to shine a spotlight on you.
970
00:36:15,961 --> 00:36:17,379
I know this.
971
00:36:17,546 --> 00:36:21,133
I do not know a lot,
but I know this.
972
00:36:22,176 --> 00:36:23,594
[laughs]
973
00:36:23,761 --> 00:36:27,473
At what point does,
like, your face fall off,
974
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,974
revealing yourself
to be some kind
975
00:36:29,141 --> 00:36:31,769
of romance novel android man
976
00:36:31,894 --> 00:36:34,897
engineered to make me
feel good about myself
977
00:36:35,064 --> 00:36:36,982
when I'm at my lowest
and most uncertain?
978
00:36:37,149 --> 00:36:38,233
Hmm.
979
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,110
I cannot compute what
you say, Crystal.
980
00:36:40,277 --> 00:36:41,445
Go win!
981
00:36:41,570 --> 00:36:43,530
Bobby 2000 at your service.
982
00:36:43,697 --> 00:36:45,824
- Thank you.
- [Bobby] Mm-hmm.
983
00:36:47,826 --> 00:36:49,078
Don't worry about calling.
984
00:36:49,244 --> 00:36:50,955
Stay focused.
985
00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:53,374
[Ace] Oh, Jack says
it's time to roll.
986
00:36:53,540 --> 00:36:54,583
Bobby, wish us luck.
987
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,168
[Bobby] Oh, you don't need it.
988
00:36:56,293 --> 00:36:58,295
We'll be watching on
the Dystopia livestream.
989
00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:59,820
- Crush it, Crystal.
- [Crystal] Mm.
990
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,007
And you give 'em
hell, Condamned.
991
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,105
I really like you.
992
00:37:16,271 --> 00:37:18,023
You know what I mean?
993
00:37:19,483 --> 00:37:21,026
I really like you too.
994
00:37:21,193 --> 00:37:23,028
[laughs]
995
00:37:23,195 --> 00:37:25,948
[tender music plays]
996
00:37:26,073 --> 00:37:29,076
♪ ♪
997
00:37:32,496 --> 00:37:35,332
["Long Cool Woman" playing]
998
00:37:35,499 --> 00:37:38,502
♪ ♪
999
00:37:42,715 --> 00:37:46,093
[singer] ♪ Saturday
night I was downtown ♪
1000
00:37:46,218 --> 00:37:49,596
♪ Working for the FBI ♪
1001
00:37:49,722 --> 00:37:52,933
♪ Sittin' in a
nest Of bad men ♪
1002
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:57,730
♪ Whiskey bottles
Piling high ♪
1003
00:37:57,896 --> 00:38:01,233
♪ Bootlegging boozer
On the west side ♪
1004
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,778
♪ Full of people Who
are doing wrong ♪
1005
00:38:04,903 --> 00:38:08,323
♪ Just about to
call up The DA man ♪
1006
00:38:08,490 --> 00:38:13,746
♪ When I heard this
woman Sing a song ♪
1007
00:38:13,871 --> 00:38:17,082
♪ A pair of 45's Made
me open my eyes ♪
1008
00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:20,085
♪ My temperature
Started to rise... ♪
1009
00:38:20,252 --> 00:38:21,336
No, no, no.
1010
00:38:21,503 --> 00:38:22,981
Now, now, now, right
after that, Venus,
1011
00:38:23,005 --> 00:38:23,898
I need you to kick out.
1012
00:38:23,922 --> 00:38:24,923
Kick out!
1013
00:38:25,090 --> 00:38:26,592
There it is. Good job.
1014
00:38:26,759 --> 00:38:28,594
Yo, Rooster, heads up.
1015
00:38:28,761 --> 00:38:30,637
And, well, looky here.
1016
00:38:34,099 --> 00:38:35,267
Hello, old friends.
1017
00:38:35,434 --> 00:38:37,811
Now, folks, let's give
a warm Dystopia welcome
1018
00:38:37,978 --> 00:38:40,981
to our partners from the DWL.
1019
00:38:41,148 --> 00:38:44,526
[polite applause]
1020
00:38:44,693 --> 00:38:47,654
♪ ♪
1021
00:38:49,406 --> 00:38:51,206
So I have some thoughts
on how this should go.
1022
00:38:51,325 --> 00:38:52,510
Well, your thoughts
better involve
1023
00:38:52,534 --> 00:38:53,994
you getting your asses kicked.
1024
00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:55,305
[Jack] Rooster, I need
your help persuading Gully
1025
00:38:55,329 --> 00:38:57,289
that what I've booked is great.
1026
00:38:57,456 --> 00:38:59,184
Look, Jack, I'm not here to
help you with your business,
1027
00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:01,835
yo bitchin', your
complainin', or persuadin'.
1028
00:39:02,002 --> 00:39:03,754
Look, good shit sells itself.
1029
00:39:03,921 --> 00:39:07,674
Sell some good shit without
Condemnation Man winning,
1030
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,384
and Gully will bite.
1031
00:39:11,303 --> 00:39:14,223
Why, in the name of
whatever almighty God
1032
00:39:14,389 --> 00:39:17,267
created this dog-eat-dog
world should I let you
1033
00:39:17,434 --> 00:39:19,186
book what happens in my ring
1034
00:39:19,311 --> 00:39:21,456
and trust that you're actually
gonna go through with it?
1035
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,899
Well, first off, you get
to punch me in the face.
1036
00:39:24,024 --> 00:39:25,609
- Yay, Dad.
- Yeah, yay me.
1037
00:39:25,734 --> 00:39:26,735
Okay, keep going.
1038
00:39:26,902 --> 00:39:28,237
It gets better.
1039
00:39:32,116 --> 00:39:33,408
Brooks Rizzo just texted.
1040
00:39:33,575 --> 00:39:34,910
He's gonna be a little bit late.
1041
00:39:35,077 --> 00:39:36,471
We're not gonna start
the show without him,
1042
00:39:36,495 --> 00:39:37,639
so meet him out
there for will-call.
1043
00:39:37,663 --> 00:39:38,943
Sit next to him during the show.
1044
00:39:38,997 --> 00:39:39,933
If he needs anything,
get it to him.
1045
00:39:39,957 --> 00:39:41,041
- Dad?
- Yes?
1046
00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:42,543
- I got this.
- Okay. Thank you.
1047
00:39:44,211 --> 00:39:45,587
[bell dings]
1048
00:39:45,754 --> 00:39:48,215
[groans in pain]
1049
00:39:48,382 --> 00:39:51,343
[crowd cheering]
1050
00:39:54,638 --> 00:39:56,723
[crowd jeering]
1051
00:39:58,684 --> 00:40:01,186
[dramatic slow drumbeat plays]
1052
00:40:02,521 --> 00:40:05,232
[crowd] Ooh!
1053
00:40:06,984 --> 00:40:08,318
Yeah!
1054
00:40:12,197 --> 00:40:13,740
[referee] Get her on
the corner, Venus.
1055
00:40:18,078 --> 00:40:19,371
Aha!
1056
00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:25,127
You okay, Crystal?
1057
00:40:41,935 --> 00:40:44,313
[crowd groans]
1058
00:40:44,479 --> 00:40:45,522
You okay, Venus?
1059
00:40:45,689 --> 00:40:47,065
Venus?
1060
00:41:00,954 --> 00:41:03,999
[crowd booing]
1061
00:41:06,126 --> 00:41:07,377
Okay.
1062
00:41:10,339 --> 00:41:12,049
Holy shit.
1063
00:41:12,925 --> 00:41:15,427
One, two...
1064
00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,264
All right. She's great.
1065
00:41:19,431 --> 00:41:21,016
Let's see how she is on the mic.
1066
00:41:21,141 --> 00:41:22,911
I am not gonna be thrown
off by your words, Jack.
1067
00:41:22,935 --> 00:41:24,228
I learned all of them.
1068
00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:26,146
I was in the senior
class play, Godspell.
1069
00:41:26,271 --> 00:41:27,564
Okay. Pipe down, Pippin.
1070
00:41:32,945 --> 00:41:36,323
I didn't do Pippin.
1071
00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:39,201
Pippin was not as
good of a musical.
1072
00:41:53,632 --> 00:41:54,883
Crystal, you wanna give...
1073
00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:56,027
Crystal, you wanna give up?
1074
00:41:56,051 --> 00:41:57,135
No.
1075
00:41:57,302 --> 00:41:58,553
Whoo!
1076
00:42:02,683 --> 00:42:04,810
[referee] No, she's
doin' it! She's doin' it!
1077
00:42:04,977 --> 00:42:06,478
Go!
1078
00:42:17,990 --> 00:42:20,867
One, two... two.
1079
00:42:21,034 --> 00:42:22,202
Two.
1080
00:42:22,327 --> 00:42:25,163
- Hey! Hey!
- [grunts in pain]
1081
00:42:25,330 --> 00:42:28,166
Hey, where are you
going? Get back in here!
1082
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:29,835
No más! Ah!
1083
00:42:30,002 --> 00:42:31,962
[crowd booing]
1084
00:42:32,129 --> 00:42:33,839
Don't look at me.
I'm still here.
1085
00:42:33,964 --> 00:42:35,716
Y'all came to see
wrestling, right?
1086
00:42:35,882 --> 00:42:38,760
[rock music playing on speakers]
1087
00:42:38,885 --> 00:42:41,888
♪ ♪
1088
00:42:47,019 --> 00:42:49,813
[crowd chanting "Gully"]
1089
00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:52,983
♪ ♪
1090
00:43:27,934 --> 00:43:31,897
Crystal Tyler!
1091
00:43:32,064 --> 00:43:33,482
That's a great name.
1092
00:43:33,607 --> 00:43:35,525
You got a lot of guts
coming down here,
1093
00:43:35,692 --> 00:43:38,945
taking on my number
one lady, Venus Cancer.
1094
00:43:39,112 --> 00:43:40,781
Hey, Kevin, give her a mic.
1095
00:43:40,906 --> 00:43:42,824
Crystal, you and I need to talk.
1096
00:43:42,991 --> 00:43:45,160
Talk about what? How your
wrestler is a coward?
1097
00:43:45,285 --> 00:43:46,828
- [crowd] Ooh!
- Venus is not a coward.
1098
00:43:46,995 --> 00:43:48,663
She was just following orders.
1099
00:43:48,789 --> 00:43:53,418
My orders, because this
is my ring, and I am God!
1100
00:43:53,585 --> 00:43:56,546
[crowd cheering]
1101
00:43:59,674 --> 00:44:00,759
I wanted to see
1102
00:44:00,926 --> 00:44:02,427
the Crystal Tyler
show in person.
1103
00:44:02,594 --> 00:44:06,264
You have come a long way
in a very short time.
1104
00:44:06,431 --> 00:44:10,352
From valet, to DWL
champ, to women's champ,
1105
00:44:10,477 --> 00:44:14,856
to pound-for-pound the
toughest S-O-B in the DWL.
1106
00:44:15,023 --> 00:44:15,774
It's true!
1107
00:44:15,941 --> 00:44:18,735
[crowd] Yeah!
1108
00:44:18,902 --> 00:44:20,570
But tonight, I
have been reminded
1109
00:44:20,737 --> 00:44:23,323
of a very important
botanical truth.
1110
00:44:23,490 --> 00:44:26,284
Even in a shit
pile like the DWL,
1111
00:44:26,451 --> 00:44:29,454
a lovely rose can still bloom.
1112
00:44:29,579 --> 00:44:31,498
[crowd laughs]
1113
00:44:32,582 --> 00:44:36,169
Okay, so to me, the real
sin is to leave that rose
1114
00:44:36,336 --> 00:44:38,922
growing in a shit pile.
1115
00:44:39,089 --> 00:44:42,050
Oh, Hole-i-o, please
bring me my briefcase.
1116
00:44:42,217 --> 00:44:45,971
[crowd cheering]
1117
00:44:46,138 --> 00:44:47,347
Listen up, Crystal.
1118
00:44:47,514 --> 00:44:50,809
I wanna be in the
Crystal Tyler business.
1119
00:44:50,976 --> 00:44:54,146
I wanna see you realize
your full potential,
1120
00:44:54,312 --> 00:44:55,480
not selfishly,
1121
00:44:55,647 --> 00:44:58,066
but for the industry
that we both love.
1122
00:44:58,233 --> 00:45:01,069
I wanna build the
Crystal Tyler brand,
1123
00:45:01,236 --> 00:45:03,738
so please, just take a
seat and hear my pitch.
1124
00:45:03,905 --> 00:45:05,157
Sit. Sit. Sit.
1125
00:45:05,323 --> 00:45:08,410
[crowd chanting "sit"]
1126
00:45:08,535 --> 00:45:09,536
Come on. You're my guest.
1127
00:45:09,661 --> 00:45:10,579
Sit down.
1128
00:45:10,745 --> 00:45:13,874
Please just sit.
1129
00:45:13,999 --> 00:45:16,918
[crowd cheers]
1130
00:45:17,085 --> 00:45:19,421
I need Crystal
Tyler pay-per-views.
1131
00:45:19,588 --> 00:45:21,756
Crystal Tyler action figures.
1132
00:45:21,882 --> 00:45:23,175
Crystal Tyler home goods.
1133
00:45:23,341 --> 00:45:24,861
You know what I'm
talking about, right?
1134
00:45:24,926 --> 00:45:28,555
We both know that as long
as you stay in the DWL,
1135
00:45:28,722 --> 00:45:30,015
that will never happen.
1136
00:45:30,182 --> 00:45:33,560
Jack Spade can't take you
to the top, but I can.
1137
00:45:33,727 --> 00:45:37,272
[crowd] Yeah!
1138
00:45:37,439 --> 00:45:39,858
You know, Rooster used to be
with the DWL, but, Rooster,
1139
00:45:40,025 --> 00:45:42,065
before you started working
with me, what kind of car
1140
00:45:42,110 --> 00:45:43,737
- did you drive?
- Tercel.
1141
00:45:43,904 --> 00:45:45,530
[laughter]
1142
00:45:45,697 --> 00:45:47,115
It's a fine car.
It's a fine car,
1143
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,576
but what kind of car
are you driving now?
1144
00:45:49,743 --> 00:45:51,036
Lamborghini.
1145
00:45:51,203 --> 00:45:55,582
[crowd] Whoo!
1146
00:45:55,749 --> 00:45:59,419
I can make you a star
beyond your wildest dreams.
1147
00:45:59,586 --> 00:46:01,421
Crystal Tyler, I
want you to join
1148
00:46:01,588 --> 00:46:04,341
Florida Wrestling Dystopia!
1149
00:46:04,508 --> 00:46:06,635
[crowd roaring]
1150
00:46:06,801 --> 00:46:10,514
[crowd chanting "yes"]
1151
00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:20,649
You know, being born in
Duffy means being born
1152
00:46:20,815 --> 00:46:22,943
into low expectations.
1153
00:46:23,109 --> 00:46:25,403
When you come from nothing,
it's okay to not succeed.
1154
00:46:25,570 --> 00:46:27,048
It's probably why I
never thought of myself
1155
00:46:27,072 --> 00:46:29,449
being worth a damn.
1156
00:46:29,616 --> 00:46:32,744
Mr. Gully, I have been
through stuff that no kid
1157
00:46:32,911 --> 00:46:35,497
should ever have to go through,
1158
00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:38,333
overcame way more
than I should have.
1159
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:39,626
And just when I thought
1160
00:46:39,793 --> 00:46:42,379
I couldn't squeeze
out any more fight,
1161
00:46:42,546 --> 00:46:45,131
the Spade brothers
gave me a home.
1162
00:46:45,257 --> 00:46:46,591
And I'm not talking about a home
1163
00:46:46,716 --> 00:46:49,511
with a fireplace
and a big-screen TV
1164
00:46:49,678 --> 00:46:51,179
and a comfy, cozy couch.
1165
00:46:51,346 --> 00:46:54,641
No, I'm talking about a
home that was built for me.
1166
00:46:54,808 --> 00:46:56,268
The ring.
1167
00:46:56,434 --> 00:46:57,686
Because in the ring,
1168
00:46:57,852 --> 00:47:01,273
all the bullshit
that used to bury me
1169
00:47:01,439 --> 00:47:04,192
can't even touch me!
1170
00:47:04,317 --> 00:47:08,446
And so, for that, I'm forever
grateful for the Spade family.
1171
00:47:08,613 --> 00:47:12,200
[crowd] Boo!
1172
00:47:12,367 --> 00:47:16,496
But this is a business,
1173
00:47:16,663 --> 00:47:20,000
and it's a nasty one, at that.
1174
00:47:20,166 --> 00:47:24,796
And there is no one looking
out for me now except for me.
1175
00:47:24,963 --> 00:47:27,549
[audience groans]
1176
00:47:27,674 --> 00:47:29,259
Truth is, Mr. Gully,
1177
00:47:29,426 --> 00:47:34,055
I deserve everything
you offer and then some.
1178
00:47:34,180 --> 00:47:36,808
Mm-hmm.
1179
00:47:36,975 --> 00:47:39,686
You want Crystal
Tyler in Dystopia?
1180
00:47:43,231 --> 00:47:45,150
You want Crystal
Tyler in Dystopia?
1181
00:47:45,317 --> 00:47:48,153
- [Gully] Let's hear it, folks!
- [crowd cheering]
1182
00:47:51,865 --> 00:47:53,199
[Gully] Let's hear it!
1183
00:47:55,035 --> 00:47:57,746
Well, then you know what?
1184
00:48:00,457 --> 00:48:02,167
My answer is...
1185
00:48:04,336 --> 00:48:05,879
hell no!
1186
00:48:06,046 --> 00:48:09,174
I ain't no sellout,
and I am never working
1187
00:48:09,341 --> 00:48:11,593
for a bottom-feeding
maggot like you.
1188
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,512
DWL for life!
1189
00:48:14,679 --> 00:48:18,058
[crowd booing]
1190
00:48:18,224 --> 00:48:20,727
Go on! Get out of here!
1191
00:48:20,894 --> 00:48:22,145
[Gully] All right.
1192
00:48:22,270 --> 00:48:25,440
First, I just wanna say ow.
1193
00:48:27,067 --> 00:48:28,985
And now that you've
done the loyalty act,
1194
00:48:29,152 --> 00:48:30,945
let's get down to business.
1195
00:48:31,071 --> 00:48:32,572
Help me out, Hole.
1196
00:48:32,739 --> 00:48:35,116
This right here is
a two-year contract
1197
00:48:35,241 --> 00:48:38,620
for you to join FWD,
1198
00:48:38,787 --> 00:48:43,083
and right here...
1199
00:48:43,249 --> 00:48:45,585
is $100,000!
1200
00:48:45,752 --> 00:48:48,004
[crowd] Whoo!
1201
00:48:51,591 --> 00:48:55,553
A bonus for signing it!
1202
00:48:57,138 --> 00:49:00,141
Did Jack Spade ever give you
this kind of an opportunity?
1203
00:49:00,308 --> 00:49:01,935
No, he did not.
1204
00:49:02,102 --> 00:49:05,480
You will never see
this amount of money
1205
00:49:05,647 --> 00:49:09,901
for as long as you're with
Jack Spade and the DWL,
1206
00:49:10,068 --> 00:49:12,153
no matter how hard you grind,
1207
00:49:12,278 --> 00:49:14,572
no matter how much
you deserve it.
1208
00:49:14,739 --> 00:49:17,409
But you work for me, you
will be set for life.
1209
00:49:17,575 --> 00:49:19,911
Work for me, and
you have security
1210
00:49:20,078 --> 00:49:22,414
for you and your loved ones.
1211
00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:24,249
Or are you gonna throw away
1212
00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:26,501
the biggest opportunity
of your life
1213
00:49:26,626 --> 00:49:30,338
for some silly and blind
devotion to Jack Spade?
1214
00:49:30,463 --> 00:49:33,508
[crowd chanting "sign"]
1215
00:49:37,095 --> 00:49:39,931
Sign! Sign! Sign!
1216
00:49:41,433 --> 00:49:42,642
Hey, Gully!
1217
00:49:42,809 --> 00:49:44,519
- [crowd] Boo!
- Shut up!
1218
00:49:44,686 --> 00:49:47,105
You get the hell away from her!
1219
00:49:47,272 --> 00:49:48,273
[crowd booing]
1220
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,667
[Gully] All right.
Let's hear him.
1221
00:49:49,691 --> 00:49:50,859
Let's hear him out.
1222
00:49:51,025 --> 00:49:53,111
[Jack] Maybe you're
hard of hearing,
1223
00:49:53,278 --> 00:49:55,822
but you cannot
buy Crystal Tyler!
1224
00:49:55,989 --> 00:49:59,200
She's no sellout, like you!
1225
00:49:59,325 --> 00:50:02,162
[crowd] Boo!
1226
00:50:02,328 --> 00:50:03,413
Well, well, well, Jack.
1227
00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:04,860
It's, uh, not really a surprise,
1228
00:50:04,956 --> 00:50:06,124
you showing up here tonight.
1229
00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:07,792
I see how you're
looking at Rooster,
1230
00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:10,754
like the one who got away,
and so you're here, now,
1231
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,672
beg Crystal to not leave too.
1232
00:50:12,839 --> 00:50:14,299
[Jack] No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
1233
00:50:14,466 --> 00:50:17,218
Crystal Tyler chooses
her own words!
1234
00:50:17,343 --> 00:50:20,472
I'm not here to plead
with her to stay.
1235
00:50:20,638 --> 00:50:23,808
I'm here to fight by her side!
1236
00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:27,854
She's always had my back,
and I will always have hers!
1237
00:50:27,979 --> 00:50:30,815
Crystal's not here
to have your back.
1238
00:50:30,982 --> 00:50:32,567
She's here to stab you in it!
1239
00:50:32,734 --> 00:50:34,736
[crowd] Oh!
1240
00:50:34,903 --> 00:50:37,030
[Crystal] Whoo!
1241
00:50:37,197 --> 00:50:38,573
Yeah!
1242
00:50:43,787 --> 00:50:45,955
[laughs]
1243
00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:50,835
[quietly] Nice writing, Jack.
1244
00:50:53,379 --> 00:50:56,090
[Crystal] Whoo! [laughs]
1245
00:50:56,257 --> 00:50:57,759
Yes!
1246
00:50:57,884 --> 00:50:59,594
Bye-bye, Jack.
1247
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:04,849
Looks like we got a deal!
1248
00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:08,019
Whoo! Dystopia!
1249
00:51:08,186 --> 00:51:09,270
Whoo!
1250
00:51:09,437 --> 00:51:12,232
[crowd cheering]
1251
00:51:12,398 --> 00:51:14,400
Whoo-hoo!
1252
00:51:19,989 --> 00:51:21,366
Looks like Jack's
waking up a bit!
1253
00:51:21,533 --> 00:51:22,575
Get him!
1254
00:51:22,742 --> 00:51:26,746
[crowd chanting "fight"]
1255
00:51:26,913 --> 00:51:28,206
[circuits humming]
1256
00:51:28,331 --> 00:51:29,707
[switch clangs]
1257
00:51:29,874 --> 00:51:32,710
[heroic music plays]
1258
00:51:32,877 --> 00:51:35,880
♪ ♪
1259
00:51:47,225 --> 00:51:50,603
[loud impacts]
1260
00:51:51,563 --> 00:51:53,439
[wrestlers groaning]
1261
00:51:53,606 --> 00:51:56,651
[crowd murmuring confusedly]
1262
00:51:57,861 --> 00:52:01,531
Wherever you are, Jack
Spade, this isn't over!
1263
00:52:01,698 --> 00:52:03,741
Dystopia for life!
1264
00:52:03,908 --> 00:52:04,951
[crowd roars]
1265
00:52:05,118 --> 00:52:07,161
Yeah!
1266
00:52:09,330 --> 00:52:10,456
Yessir!
1267
00:52:10,623 --> 00:52:12,584
Pop on that zipline
was fucking incredible!
1268
00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:16,129
Aw, dude, you wrote
the shit out of that.
1269
00:52:16,296 --> 00:52:17,630
- Crystal.
- Yeah.
1270
00:52:17,797 --> 00:52:19,632
Crystal. Jesus.
1271
00:52:19,757 --> 00:52:20,818
Hey, how long do
you think it'll take
1272
00:52:20,842 --> 00:52:21,762
for the arena to clear?
1273
00:52:21,926 --> 00:52:23,469
Hopefully soon. I gotta piss.
1274
00:52:23,595 --> 00:52:26,222
Just go here. I'll move.
1275
00:52:26,389 --> 00:52:27,682
What?
1276
00:52:27,849 --> 00:52:29,976
[crowd cheering]
1277
00:52:30,143 --> 00:52:32,270
Yeah! Whoo!
1278
00:52:32,437 --> 00:52:35,398
Yeah!
1279
00:52:43,156 --> 00:52:46,618
[crowd cheering,
chanting "Gully is God"]
1280
00:52:46,784 --> 00:52:48,161
[Brooks] Excuse me.
1281
00:52:48,328 --> 00:52:49,805
Somebody told me that you
work with Crystal Tyler
1282
00:52:49,829 --> 00:52:50,749
and the Spade brothers.
1283
00:52:50,872 --> 00:52:51,831
I do.
1284
00:52:51,998 --> 00:52:53,166
I'm Brooks Rizzo.
1285
00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:55,418
I would love to know
more about them.
1286
00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:57,337
Like what?
1287
00:52:57,503 --> 00:52:58,546
Everything.
1288
00:53:00,506 --> 00:53:03,343
["Long Cool Woman" playing]
1289
00:53:03,509 --> 00:53:06,763
♪ ♪
1290
00:53:06,930 --> 00:53:10,350
[singer] ♪ Saturday
night I was downtown ♪
1291
00:53:10,516 --> 00:53:14,062
♪ Working for the FBI ♪
1292
00:53:14,187 --> 00:53:17,482
♪ Sittin' in a
nest Of bad men ♪
1293
00:53:17,649 --> 00:53:22,528
♪ Whiskey bottles
Piling high ♪
1294
00:53:22,695 --> 00:53:25,698
♪ Bootlegging boozer
On the west side ♪
1295
00:53:25,823 --> 00:53:29,494
♪ Full of people Who
are doing wrong ♪
1296
00:53:29,661 --> 00:53:32,789
♪ Just about to
call up The DA man ♪
1297
00:53:32,914 --> 00:53:36,918
♪ When I heard this
woman Sing a song ♪
1298
00:53:37,043 --> 00:53:38,419
♪ ♪
1299
00:53:38,544 --> 00:53:41,714
♪ A pair of 45's Made
me open my eyes ♪
1300
00:53:41,881 --> 00:53:46,469
♪ My temperature
started To rise ♪
1301
00:53:46,636 --> 00:53:50,014
♪ She was a long cool
woman In a black dress ♪
1302
00:53:50,181 --> 00:53:53,643
♪ Just-a 5'9" beautiful tall ♪
1303
00:53:53,768 --> 00:53:56,938
♪ With just one look
I was a bad mess ♪
1304
00:53:57,105 --> 00:54:01,651
♪ 'Cause that long
Cool woman had it all ♪
1305
00:54:01,818 --> 00:54:04,904
♪ Had it all ♪
1306
00:54:05,071 --> 00:54:06,823
♪ Ooh had it all ♪
1307
00:54:06,990 --> 00:54:08,324
♪ ♪
1308
00:54:08,491 --> 00:54:10,994
♪ Ah, she had it all ♪
1308
00:54:11,305 --> 00:55:11,706
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