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- Boom!
- Yes!
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You nervous about the peacocks?
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Me too. They scream so
loud. Scares me like crazy.
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No cap. Facts.
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It's not the peacocks, Stan.
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I hate these Hideki parties.
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Everyone has all these
impressive things going on
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to talk about, and I don't.
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They all look at me
like I'm a big nothing.
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You've got something
going on! Don't you?
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Aren't you out in the shed doing
little potteries or something?
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My pottery, Stan?!
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Oh, my God! That's
not impressive!
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I'm not even good at it!
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I'm just gonna lie low
until it's time to leave.
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Come on! You're Francine!
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The wife of me, Stan!
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I'm working on a
book of witticisms.
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Very impressive.
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Would you like to be
cheered up with one?
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- No, thanks.
- I don't remember most of these.
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Buncha head scratchers.
Oooh! Here's a good one!
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"The Marines said they were
looking for a few good men,
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and I think the
movie found them."
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪ I got a feelin' that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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- ♪ Good...
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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At
least there's food.
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Maybe I can grab
some and sneak off.
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As you may have heard,
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we recently adopted
a 5-year-old child.
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That's not my impressive thing!
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My impressive thing
is my new jacket!
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Do you love?
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Ooh!
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Oh, Francine!
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Thought I saw Francine.
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And what do you
boys have going on?
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Um, it's a little early to...
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I won't give you
too many details,
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but I will say
that our project...
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is in the tech space.
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Ooh!
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Yeah. It's in the tech space.
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I have this little rash that
so far, no doctor can identify.
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I'm seeing a lot of specialists.
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It's become somewhat
of a full-time job.
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Ooh!
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I've been working on plans for
a glow-in-the-dark basketball.
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Ooh!
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There's a lot of days
I think I cracked it,
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but then the sun goes down
and... I can't find my ball.
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"They say truth is in
the eye of the beholder.
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But if they say tooth is in
the eye of the 'bee-holder, '
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the person holding the bee,
then all bets are off, baby!"
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I'm ghostwriting a
book of witticisms.
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- Oh, wow.
- Great party, right?
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I heard Gary Gogo is here,
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the biggest art
dealer in the world.
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They say he's totally
over-the-top ridiculous...
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a billionaire.
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That's me! I'm Gary Gogo!
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No shit? Aww. I thought
it was gonna be me.
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So nice to find someone at
this party I can just be with.
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No one's trying to
impress anyone else.
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It's a good vibe
on the top stair.
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I can do a
cartwheel! Wanna see?
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Man! Even you're impressive!
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My meatball!
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The elusive Francine!
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What's new with you?
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Mmm! Meatball.
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We can wait.
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I, uh, have to
lie! I mean, pee!
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We're all
waiting for you
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when you come out, Francine.
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I need my car keys!
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Throw me my keys!
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What are you doing?!
Are you insane?!
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Francine, that's very
bad for my peacock!
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Still gonna need that
update, Francine!
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That was a bad party for me.
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- Well...
- It, uh...
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You looked great, though.
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I liked when you
fought the peacock.
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Ugh. I'm late for my
flight to Cupertino.
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Oh, my God! You
didn't hear that!
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I've got a doctor's appointment.
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- B-ball science.
- The quill calls!
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I hold the quill and
write all the words!
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Sad-Face Francine?
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I know.
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The party's over,
and I should move on,
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but I feel like I'm stuck
there... emotionally.
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Party? What party?
There was a party?
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I feel like such a loser, Klaus.
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How can you bear to live
like this all the time?
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Well, I try to
picture three spheres
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floating in complex orbit until
I disassociate from my body.
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That wasn't the answer
I was expecting.
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Can I show you something,
loser to loser?
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Blblblb! Yeah,
okay. Let's see it.
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I've been making bowls.
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I make 'em, I bake
'em, then I break 'em.
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Break 'em? Why?
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Because!
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Pbht! It never turns
out good enough!
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It isn't impressive in
any way! It's a flop!
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Hold! What's the worst that could
happen if you didn't break it?
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If you showed it to someone?
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Not me, of course.
A real person.
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They would laugh,
and the laughter
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would feel like
bullets and kill me.
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No one's going to
laugh at a bowl.
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The truth is, no
one will even care.
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Plus, "Other people's
opinions of you
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are none of your business."
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Is that a quote?
Who said that?
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I don't know.
Not Steve Harvey.
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Listen. Jurgen steals
Splenda packets
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from this one coffee shop.
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It has a shelf where local
artists can display their work.
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- No.
- Yes!
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I can't do this, Klaus.
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My good man, does anyone
ever look at the art
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on this little shelf?
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What shelf?
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Okay.
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I'm proud of you, Franny.
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Oh, no!
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Marc Gilbert just walked in!
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He's the meanest,
cruelest guy in Langley!
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He shits on everything!
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Hah! Nice shirt, lard ass!
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Heh-heh! That bowl!
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Is that about how big
the salads are here?
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Grabbin' some
roadies for Jurgen.
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It's her! Francine!
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Yes! Now hold that look
for two to four hours!
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Francine Smith?
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I'm Gary Gogo, the biggest
art dealer in the world.
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And I love your bowl!
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These are what I call
"Art World Paparazzi."
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I'm sorry, Francine.
Is this all too stupid?
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I can get regular paparazzi.
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I'm just so excited
about your bowl!
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So, there I am in the middle
of butt Egypt nowhere,
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but I haven't had my
Turkish coffee yet
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and I'm outside
of what looks like
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could pass for a coffee shop.
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I go in. I say, "Please
tell me you have
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Turkish coffee and a
very green banana."
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And then I see it. The bowl.
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I made a bowl! He likes it!
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I like it? No!
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I feel that, without it, I
would cease to exist, okay?
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It's ineffable.
Perfectly imperfect.
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It reminded me that the world is
good and that love is possible.
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It made me cry!
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30 years of therapy
and not a drip!
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Then boom! Bowl!
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Oh, my God! Mom!
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Uh, tell him about my
rash if you get a sec.
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Simply put, you are it,
and the bowl is the thing.
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I speak for the totality
of important people.
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- What do you think of that, Francine?
- I like it!
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Well, that's great
because we like you...
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and we are inviting you
to a small dinner tonight
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at my house in
Little St. Barths.
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My ride will pick
you up at 6:00.
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It's big. It's gold. It's
a Versace helicopter.
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I'm loving this feeling, Klaus.
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Maybe this is the thing
I've always wanted?
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For people to think
I'm impressive
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and then tell me nonstop?
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And I know you said other
people's opinions of me
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is none of my business, but...
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That's when we were
losers, Francine!
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What matters now
is the attention,
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the love, the approval...
and, baby, we've got it!
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We? Yeah! I'm your manager!
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20 years from now,
you're gonna be suing me
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for ripping you off, so let's
enjoy the good times now
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while we've got them!
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Yeah!
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I'm loving what I'm
seeing, Francine!
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The woman of the
hour! The bowl mother!
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Francine Smith!
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Francine, let me introduce
you to the few people
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who are everyone who is anyone.
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This is Greta Bubblewater.
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Heiress. Crazy shoe wearer.
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The bowl transcends the
governing metaphysical order.
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Felicitations.
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You too!
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All of the Schnoozles.
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Art-world royal family.
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Zeppo, Anatoli,
Babaloo, among others.
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The bowl walks the
delicate tight rope
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between real and surreal.
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It asks us, somehow in both a
whisper and a scream, "Why?"
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Fer sure!
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And this is Jared Leto.
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My enemy. Snub him.
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And finally, Pippa 4.
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The world's richest dog.
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May I...
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sniff your butthole?
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"If at first you
don't succeed, strip."
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Huh. I don't get this one.
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He delivered it wrong. He was
supposed to take his dick out.
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And that's how the
bowl saved my life.
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This. This right here
is why I do what I do.
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I think we're all
wondering, "What's next?"
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Next?
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Buh-buh-buh-buh!
Let me answer.
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The next thing is awesome,
and it's coming soon.
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We're screwed!
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You better come up
with something good!
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My life is in your hands!
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Vesuvio Schnoozle hooked me
up with his guy at Alfa Romeo,
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and I ordered 17 of them!
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They are crossing the
Atlantic right now!
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Plus, I am this close to
being Mr. Richest Dog!
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We're in the door, Francine,
and it would be a shame
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to get kicked out because
you can't follow up!
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You think I don't know that?
They think I'm amazing!
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And if I can't come
up with another thing,
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I'll go back to being nothing!
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We're on the same page!
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Francine, I understand
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that you're familiar with
the artist Jasperterian.
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- Yes, he painted my vagina.
- Good!
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Well, his latest widow is
offering her artist's retreat
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in New Mexico for
your exclusive use.
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You'll have full access
to a team of masseuses,
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shamans, my drug
dealer Delmonaco.
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- I use Delmonaco!
- Of course.
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We want you to
succeed, Francine.
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We're all rooting for you!
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I think this is gonna be good.
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This is bad!
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Wait. Get me an ATV
and a body suit!
250
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:24,090
I'm manifesting the
piece into existence!
251
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,224
Uh, the chef wants to
know if there's anything
252
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,182
you would like to
manifest for lunch!
253
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,010
Ice-cream cake!
254
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:34,709
When they expect me to zig,
they actually expect me to zag,
255
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,189
so I need to zig.
256
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,234
Delmonaco knows.
He understands,
257
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,062
You're all looking
at me like owls.
258
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,717
What am I doing
talking? I need to work!
259
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:45,198
Everybody out! Except
you, Delmonaco.
260
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:48,941
Nooo! Delmonaco!
261
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,073
It's so hard!
262
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,293
I know, sweetheart. I
will check in later.
263
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,034
You're surrounded by light.
264
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,601
Everyone expects
so much from me,
265
00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:02,258
and I just don't have
any more to give!
266
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,347
Am I a fraud?
267
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,262
You're a-tired.
268
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,830
Just get some sleep,
I think, okay?
269
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,225
You, sleep. Me, gotta go.
270
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,971
Ohh! I did it!
271
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:23,279
I zigged and zagged!
272
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,194
Pippa 4? Can you hear me?
273
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,849
I'm thinking of you
all the time, my love.
274
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,286
I think we deserve
a trip to Paris.
275
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:34,813
Klaus, I am going to sleep
for the next 36 hours.
276
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,727
I'm not to be disturbed.
277
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:40,079
The new piece is on the
table. It's ready for pick-up.
278
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,517
- Call Gary.
- I'm on the phone.
279
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,525
Why are my stuck-together
bowls still on the table?!
280
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,874
The chip 'n' dip?
281
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,442
I've been using that
for my scoops and salsa.
282
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,008
That's my art!
283
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,531
Then what did I deliver to Gary?
284
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,011
You tell me!
285
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,535
A big lump of clay! It
was sitting on the table!
286
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:04,059
You thought a lump
of clay was art?!
287
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,669
What do I know from art?
288
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,193
You ruined me!
289
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,673
Acclaim! Acclaim! Acclaim!
290
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,589
You have shifted the
paradigm of bowls!
291
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,375
What? Lump is new bowl!
292
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,290
We gotta get you on a
jet back to Langley!
293
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:20,336
You're on "Morning
Mimosa" at 11:00!
294
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,599
No, the lump
is legit everything.
295
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,340
I'm lump-obsessed!
296
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,386
What is wrong with everyone?
297
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,867
This is madness. It's a lump!
298
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,998
It's not good.
299
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,957
Who cares? They love it!
300
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,567
America, Canada,
301
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:37,092
and, for some reason, Estonia
have lump fever, Francine!
302
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,442
I need to show them my
stuck-together bowls!
303
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,791
The chip 'n' dip?
304
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,403
Are you eating
yogurt off a lump?
305
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,926
Is there any other way?
306
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,406
- Yes!
- You're up.
307
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:53,195
Francine Smith, we need
to know everything!
308
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:56,111
How did you come
up with the lump?
309
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,460
I didn't.
310
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,985
You're saying the lump
was already out there
311
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,639
and you're just the
conduit? Very humble!
312
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,337
This is very weird.
313
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,469
I feel like I'm in
The Twilight Zone.
314
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,471
It's pronounced Twilight ZONE.
315
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,951
Twilight Zone.
316
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,345
Twilight ZONE. Twilight Zone.
317
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,435
Twilight ZONE. Hit
it but don't hit it.
318
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,045
I made this!
319
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:23,008
Shards? Shards
are the new lump!
320
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:26,402
We saw her process! It
happened on our show!
321
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,361
Oh, my God!
322
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,755
The amazing shards!
323
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,975
Meaningful shards!
324
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,630
This is crazy. Is this real?
325
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,286
Where's my family? I
need to see my family.
326
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,418
There you are!
327
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,725
- Shard Mother!
- We love shards!
328
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,162
Shaaaards!
329
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,903
You know, I still like the lump.
330
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,340
Lump? Are you an
absolute moron?
331
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,299
You don't know
anything about anything!
332
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,691
How dare you!
333
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,412
I'm not apologizing
for what I like.
334
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:02,699
So, I'm here because
I think I'm crazy now.
335
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,485
Nothing feels real.
And I need help.
336
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:08,228
I get it. You feel like
you're in the Twilight ZONE.
337
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,926
And that's because the
adulation of others,
338
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:15,060
the thing you wanted more than
anything, is now meaningless.
339
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,062
- Bingo.
- That's not crazy.
340
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,542
I love shards, by the way.
341
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,631
- Oh, brother.
- I understand.
342
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,459
If everyone loves
everything you do,
343
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,027
how do you know if you're
actually worthy of it?
344
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,812
Well, there's a special
ward in this hospital
345
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,466
where you can get that answer.
346
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,861
Geez Louise, lady! You're
walking fast as hell!
347
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,515
What am I supposed to do here?
348
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,170
You're waiting your
turn to see the Director.
349
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,040
The Director will
determine your worthiness.
350
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,999
What happens if I'm not worthy?
351
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,044
Don't worry about that.
It's time for bed anyway.
352
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,177
Good night.
353
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,921
Bread? Love bread.
354
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,011
The rest of this
mental hospital?
355
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,491
Zero stars.
356
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,146
"Run"?
357
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,843
"Run for your life"?
358
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,239
Hello?
359
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,068
How am I supposed to avail
myself of the amenities?
360
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,853
Don't meet the Director.
361
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,160
Get out while you can.
362
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,422
I'm trying!
363
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,165
Da furq?
364
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,214
Hmm! Maybe shards are good!
365
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,135
I wanna leave!
366
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,225
I don't want to
meet the Director!
367
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,445
The Director
will see you now.
368
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,671
Ooh!
369
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:49,938
Monster?
370
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,552
You're a kid.
371
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,164
I'm the Director.
372
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,253
Of this mental hospital.
373
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:05,170
And my conclusion is...
you're not worthy.
374
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,782
You're bad and you belong
in the garbage forever.
375
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,392
Hew. Okay.
376
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,394
That just feels true.
377
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,789
It's hard to hear,
but it's good to hear.
378
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,182
I'm relieved, honestly.
379
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,185
Go. Get in there.
380
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:24,189
When you're right, you're right.
381
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:28,410
Just really quick, 'cause it's
gonna bother me. Have we met?
382
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:31,109
You seem really familiar.
383
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,155
Pbht!
384
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,853
Hey. That's my move!
385
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,855
Oh, my God!
386
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,683
You're... me!
387
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:43,991
This... is...
388
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,949
probably not happening.
389
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,560
Yeah? So?
390
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:51,172
If you're me, why are
you telling me I'm bad?
391
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,653
Because you are bad!
392
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,612
We are! We're nothing!
393
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,614
Don't you remember?
394
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,139
I made that mug in kindergarten!
395
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,923
And everyone laughed.
396
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,405
And the laughter
felt like bullets.
397
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:10,713
But I'm remembering
it was fun to make.
398
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,193
It's a flop!
399
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,021
Well, I love it.
400
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:17,764
It's very you. I
guess it's very me.
401
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,507
And I think we're great.
402
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:25,728
I'm sorry you've been feeling
so bad about yourself.
403
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,817
But come on. You're,
like, the boss
404
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,645
of the mental institution!
405
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,126
And you're, what, 5?
That's pretty cool.
406
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,823
It is pretty cool.
407
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:37,349
A lot of pressure, though.
You deserve a little fun.
408
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,179
I'd really love it
if you came with me.
409
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,921
But I don't know
what's out there.
410
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,706
It's just the world.
411
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,447
And you deserve
to be part of it.
412
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,493
Come on. I got you.
413
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,936
Francine!
414
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,417
You've been in there for half
an hour! I'm starting to worry!
415
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,377
That I'm going to poop my pants!
416
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,031
You're back, girl!
417
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,164
Francine!
418
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:12,819
Back from the bathroom at last.
419
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:16,257
Yes, I'm back, and
what I have been up to
420
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,781
is I just had the world's
421
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:21,524
most productive panic attack!
422
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:26,876
O-kay. Cool!
423
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:30,880
Tuttle! What do you have
going on, my friend?
424
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:34,014
Your opinion of me is
none of my business!
425
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,102
Who are you?
426
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,451
I know you want my bowl.
427
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:37,626
I don't want your bowl.
428
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:40,412
It's really something,
it's very me,
429
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,109
and you can't have it!
430
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,416
I need it! I'll give you
a million dollars for it!
431
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,418
Uh... no?
432
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,202
I'll make you a bowl!
433
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,257
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
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