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[PEACOCKS CALLING]
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
MUSIC THUMPING]
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[PEACOCK CALLS]
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- Boom!
- Yes!
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You nervous about the peacocks?
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Me too. They scream so loud.
Scares me like crazy.
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No cap. Facts.
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It's not the peacocks, Stan.
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I hate these Hideki parties.
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Everyone has all these
impressive things going on
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to talk about, and I don't.
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They all look at me
like I'm a big nothing.
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You've got something going on!
Don't you?
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Aren't you out in the shed doing
little potteries or something?
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My pottery, Stan?!
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Oh, my God! That's not impressive!
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I'm not even good at it!
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I'm just gonna lie low
until it's time to leave.
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Come on! You're Francine!
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The wife of me, Stan!
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I'm working on a book of witticisms.
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Very impressive.
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Would you like to be
cheered up with one?
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- No, thanks.
- I don't remember most of these.
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Buncha head scratchers.
Oooh! Here's a good one!
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"The marines said they were
looking for a few good men,
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and I think the movie found them."
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- Ha ha ha ha ha!
- [PEACOCK CRIES]
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[STAN SCREAMING]
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??
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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? I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ?
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? The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ?
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? And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ?
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? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
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- ? Good... ?
- ? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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Aah!
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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[MUSIC THUMPING, PEACOCK CRIES]
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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FRANCINE: At least there's food.
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Maybe I can grab some and sneak off.
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As you may have heard,
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we recently adopted a 5-year-old child.
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- [APPLAUSE]
- That's not my impressive thing!
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My impressive thing is my new jacket!
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Do you love?
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ALL: Ooh!
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Oh, Francine!
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Thought I saw Francine.
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And what do you boys have going on?
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Um, it's a little early to...
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I won't give you too many details,
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but I will say that our project...
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is in the tech space.
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ALL: Ooh!
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Yeah. It's in the tech space.
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I have this little rash that so far,
no doctor can identify.
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I'm seeing a lot of specialists.
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It's become somewhat of a full-time job.
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ALL: Ooh!
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I've been working on plans for
a glow-in-the-dark basketball.
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ALL: Ooh!
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There's a lot of days
I think I cracked it,
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but then the sun goes down and...
I can't find my ball.
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"They say truth is in
the eye of the beholder.
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"But if they say tooth is in
the eye of the 'bee-holder',
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the person holding the bee,
then all bets are off, baby!"
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I'm ghostwriting a book of witticisms.
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- Oh, wow.
- Great party, right?
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I heard Gary Gogo is here,
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the biggest art dealer in the world.
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They say he's totally
over-the-top ridiculous...
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a billionaire.
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That's me! I'm Gary Gogo!
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No shit? Aww.
I thought it was gonna be me.
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So nice to find someone at
this party I can just be with.
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No one's trying to impress anyone else.
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It's a good vibe on the top stair.
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I can do a cartwheel! Wanna see?
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Man! Even you're impressive!
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My meatball!
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[GASPS] The elusive Francine!
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What's new with you?
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Mmm! Meatball.
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We can wait.
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I, uh, have to lie! I mean, pee!
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- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
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HIDEKI: We're all waiting for you
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when you come out, Francine.
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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[RUSTLING]
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I need my car keys!
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Throw me my keys!
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[PEACOCK SQUAWKING]
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What are you doing?! Are you insane?!
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[PARTYGOERS AND PEACOCKS SCREAMING]
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[STAN SCREAMS]
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Francine,
that's very bad for my peacock!
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[PEACOCK CRIES]
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Still gonna need that update, Francine!
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??
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That was a bad party for me.
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- Well...
- It, uh...
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You looked great, though.
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I liked when you fought the peacock.
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Ugh. I'm late for my
flight to Cupertino.
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Oh, my God! You didn't hear that!
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I've got a doctor's appointment.
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- B-Ball science.
- The quill calls!
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I hold the quill and
write all the words!
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Sad-face Francine?
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I know.
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The party's over, and I should move on,
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but I feel like I'm stuck there...
emotionally.
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Party? What party? There was a party?
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I feel like such a loser, Klaus.
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How can you bear to live
like this all the time?
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Well, I try to picture three spheres
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floating in complex orbit until
I disassociate from my body.
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That wasn't the answer I was expecting.
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Can I show you something,
loser to loser?
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Blblblb! Yeah, okay. Let's see it.
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I've been making bowls.
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I make 'em, I bake 'em,
then I break 'em.
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Break 'em? Why?
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Because!
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Pbht! It never turns out good enough!
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It isn't impressive in any way!
It's a flop!
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Hold! What's the worst that could
happen if you didn't break it?
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If you showed it to someone?
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Not me, of course. A real person.
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They would laugh, and the laughter
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would feel like bullets and kill me.
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No one's going to laugh at a bowl.
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The truth is, no one will even care.
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Plus, "other people's opinions of you
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are none of your business."
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Is that a quote? Who said that?
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I don't know. Not Steve Harvey.
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Listen. Jurgen steals Splenda packets
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from this one coffee shop.
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It has a shelf where local
artists can display their work.
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- No.
- Yes!
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I can't do this, Klaus.
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My good man,
does anyone ever look at the art
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on this little shelf?
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What shelf?
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Okay.
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I'm proud of you, Franny.
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- [DOOR OPENS, BELL JINGLES]
- Oh, no!
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Marc Gilbert just walked in!
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He's the meanest,
cruelest guy in Langley!
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He shits on everything!
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Hah! Nice shirt, lard ass!
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Heh-heh! That bowl!
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Is that about how big
the salads are here?
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Grabbin' some roadies for Jurgen.
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MAN: It's her! Francine!
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Yes! Now hold that look
for two to four hours!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Francine Smith?
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I'm Gary Gogo,
the biggest art dealer in the world.
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And I love your bowl!
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These are what I call
"art world paparazzi."
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I'm sorry, Francine.
Is this all too stupid?
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I can get regular paparazzi.
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I'm just so excited about your bowl!
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??
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So, there I am in the middle
of butt [BLEEP] Egypt nowhere,
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but I haven't had my Turkish coffee yet
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and I'm outside of what looks like
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could pass for a coffee shop.
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I go in. I say, "please tell me you have
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Turkish coffee and a very green banana."
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And then I see it. The bowl.
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I made a bowl! He likes it!
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I like it? No!
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I feel that, without it,
I would cease to exist, okay?
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It's ineffable. Perfectly imperfect.
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It reminded me that the world is
good and that love is possible.
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It made me cry!
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30 years of therapy and not a drip!
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Then boom! Bowl!
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Oh, my God! Mom!
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Uh, tell him about my rash
if you get a sec.
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Simply put, you are it,
and the bowl is the thing.
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I speak for the totality
of important people.
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- What do you think of that, Francine?
- I like it!
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Well, that's great
because we like you...
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and we are inviting you
to a small dinner tonight
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at my house in Little St. Barths.
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My ride will pick you up at 6:00.
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It's big. It's gold.
It's a Versace helicopter.
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[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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I'm loving this feeling, Klaus.
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Maybe this is the thing
I've always wanted?
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For people to think I'm impressive
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and then tell me nonstop?
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And I know you said other
people's opinions of me
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is none of my business, but...
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That's when we were losers, Francine!
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What matters now is the attention,
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the love, the approval...
and, baby, we've got it!
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- We?
- Yeah! I'm your manager!
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20 years from now,
you're gonna be suing me
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for ripping you off,
so let's enjoy the good times now
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while we've got them!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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I'm loving what I'm seeing, Francine!
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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[APPLAUSE]
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The woman of the hour! The bowl mother!
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Francine Smith!
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Francine,
let me introduce you to the few people
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who are everyone who is anyone.
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This is Greta Bubblewater.
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Heiress. Crazy shoe wearer.
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The bowl transcends the
governing metaphysical order.
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Felicitations.
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You too!
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All of the Schnoozles.
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Art-world royal family.
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Zeppo, Anatoli, Babaloo, among others.
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The bowl walks the delicate tight rope
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between real and surreal.
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It asks us, somehow in both a
whisper and a scream, "why?"
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Fer sure!
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And this is Jared Leto.
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My enemy. Snub him.
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And finally, Pippa 4.
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The world's richest dog.
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May I...
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sniff your butthole?
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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"If at first you don't succeed, strip."
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Huh. I don't get this one.
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He delivered it wrong.
He was supposed to take his dick out.
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And that's how the bowl saved my life.
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This. This right here
is why I do what I do.
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I think we're all wondering,
"what's next?"
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[SILVERWARE CLATTERS]
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Next?!
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Buh-buh-buh-buh! Let me answer.
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The next thing is awesome,
and it's coming soon.
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We're screwed!
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You better come up with something good!
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My life is in your hands!
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Vesuvio Schnoozle hooked me
up with his guy at Alfa Romeo,
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and I ordered 17 of them!
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They are crossing the
Atlantic right now!
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00:10:53,713 --> 00:10:57,114
Plus, I am this close
to being Mr. Richest Dog!
254
00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:59,241
We're in the door, Francine,
and it would be a shame
255
00:10:59,237 --> 00:11:02,172
to get kicked out because
you can't follow up!
256
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:05,367
You think I don't know that?!
They think I'm amazing!
257
00:11:05,361 --> 00:11:07,762
And if I can't come
up with another thing,
258
00:11:07,757 --> 00:11:10,490
I'll go back to being nothing!
259
00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:12,753
We're on the same page!
260
00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:15,282
Francine, I understand
261
00:11:15,277 --> 00:11:17,811
that you're familiar with
the artist Jasperterian.
262
00:11:17,806 --> 00:11:20,473
- Yes, he painted my vagina.
- Good!
263
00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:25,004
Well, his latest widow is
offering her artist's retreat
264
00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:27,194
in New Mexico for your exclusive use.
265
00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:29,857
You'll have full access
to a team of masseuses,
266
00:11:29,852 --> 00:11:31,852
shamans, my drug dealer Delmonaco.
267
00:11:31,849 --> 00:11:34,117
- I use Delmonaco!
- Of course.
268
00:11:34,113 --> 00:11:37,847
We want you to succeed, Francine.
269
00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:40,307
We're all rooting for you!
270
00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:43,103
[APPLAUSE]
271
00:11:44,428 --> 00:11:47,029
[SATELLITE ORCHESTRA'S "JOY" PLAYS]
272
00:11:47,024 --> 00:11:56,098
??
273
00:11:56,076 --> 00:12:05,149
??
274
00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:07,994
I think this is gonna be good.
275
00:12:07,989 --> 00:12:12,591
[WAILING] This is bad!
276
00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:15,781
Wait. Get me an ATV and a body suit!
277
00:12:15,775 --> 00:12:18,210
[ENGINE REVVING]
278
00:12:20,368 --> 00:12:24,638
I'm manifesting the
piece into existence!
279
00:12:24,628 --> 00:12:25,960
[CELLPHONE BUZZES]
280
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:27,626
Uh, the chef wants to
know if there's anything
281
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,755
you would like to manifest for lunch!
282
00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:31,285
FRANCINE: Ice-cream cake!
283
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:35,351
When they expect me to zig,
they actually expect me to zag,
284
00:12:35,342 --> 00:12:36,741
so I need to zig.
285
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,608
Delmonaco knows. He understands,
286
00:12:38,605 --> 00:12:40,537
you're all looking at me like owls.
287
00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:43,134
What am I doing talking? I need to work!
288
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,729
Everybody out! Except you, Delmonaco.
289
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:49,526
[CRYING] Nooo! Delmonaco!
290
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,518
It's so hard!
291
00:12:51,515 --> 00:12:53,649
I know, sweetheart.
I will check in later.
292
00:12:53,645 --> 00:12:55,445
You're surrounded by light.
293
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,909
Everyone expects so much from me,
294
00:12:57,905 --> 00:13:02,575
and I just don't have any more to give!
295
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,696
Am I a fraud?
296
00:13:04,692 --> 00:13:06,560
You're a-tired.
297
00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:09,290
Just get some sleep, I think, okay?
298
00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:11,686
You, sleep. Me, gotta go.
299
00:13:16,541 --> 00:13:19,474
FRANCINE: Ohh! I did it!
300
00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:23,538
I zigged and zagged!
301
00:13:23,529 --> 00:13:25,595
Pippa 4? Can you hear me?
302
00:13:25,591 --> 00:13:28,058
I'm thinking of you all the time,
my love.
303
00:13:28,054 --> 00:13:30,322
I think we deserve a trip to Paris.
304
00:13:30,318 --> 00:13:35,120
Klaus, I am going to sleep
for the next 36 hours.
305
00:13:35,109 --> 00:13:36,975
I'm not to be disturbed.
306
00:13:36,972 --> 00:13:40,374
The new piece is on the table.
It's ready for pick-up.
307
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,834
- Call Gary.
- I'm on the phone.
308
00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:46,780
_
309
00:13:47,288 --> 00:13:48,888
[YAWNS]
310
00:13:48,886 --> 00:13:51,820
Why are my stuck-together
bowls still on the table?!
311
00:13:51,814 --> 00:13:52,947
The chip 'n' dip?
312
00:13:52,946 --> 00:13:54,679
I've been using that
for my scoops and salsa.
313
00:13:54,676 --> 00:13:56,408
That's my art!
314
00:13:56,406 --> 00:13:58,006
Then what did I deliver to Gary?
315
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,202
You tell me!
316
00:13:59,201 --> 00:14:01,802
A big lump of clay!
It was sitting on the table!
317
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:04,265
You thought a lump of clay was art?!
318
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,993
What do I know from art?
319
00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:07,457
You ruined me!
320
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,788
Acclaim! Acclaim! Acclaim!
321
00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:12,652
You have shifted the paradigm of bowls!
322
00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:15,513
- What?
- Lump is new bowl!
323
00:14:15,507 --> 00:14:17,573
We gotta get you on a
jet back to Langley!
324
00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:20,439
You're on "Morning Mimosa" at 11:00!
325
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:22,833
MAN: No, the lump is legit everything.
326
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,429
I'm lump-obsessed!
327
00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:26,492
What is wrong with everyone?
328
00:14:26,489 --> 00:14:29,023
This is madness. It's a lump!
329
00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:30,284
It's not good.
330
00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:32,216
Who cares? They love it!
331
00:14:32,212 --> 00:14:33,745
America, Canada,
332
00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:37,011
and, for some reason,
Estonia have lump fever, Francine!
333
00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:39,539
I need to show them my
stuck-together bowls!
334
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:40,866
The chip 'n' dip?
335
00:14:40,864 --> 00:14:43,465
Are you eating yogurt off a lump?!
336
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,126
Is there any other way?
337
00:14:45,124 --> 00:14:46,457
- Yes!
- You're up.
338
00:14:46,455 --> 00:14:49,990
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "LUMP!"]
339
00:14:49,983 --> 00:14:53,317
Francine Smith,
we need to know everything!
340
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,179
How did you come up with the lump?
341
00:14:56,173 --> 00:14:57,505
I didn't.
342
00:14:57,504 --> 00:14:59,971
You're saying the lump
was already out there
343
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,567
and you're just the conduit?
Very humble!
344
00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:04,494
This is very weird.
345
00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:06,492
I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
346
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,488
It's pronounced twilight zone.
347
00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:09,884
Twilight zone.
348
00:15:09,882 --> 00:15:12,482
- Twilight zone.
- Twilight zone.
349
00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:14,545
Twilight zone. Hit it but don't hit it.
350
00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:17,206
I made this!
351
00:15:17,204 --> 00:15:19,404
[AUDIENCE SCREAMS]
352
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,935
Shards?! Shards are the new lump!
353
00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:26,329
We saw her process!
It happened on our show!
354
00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:28,454
Oh, my God!
355
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:29,917
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "SHARDS!"]
356
00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:31,849
The amazing shards!
357
00:15:31,845 --> 00:15:33,845
Meaningful shards!
358
00:15:33,842 --> 00:15:36,643
This is crazy. Is this real?
359
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:39,373
Where's my family?
I need to see my family.
360
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:42,298
There you are!
361
00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:44,762
- Shard mother!
- We love shards!
362
00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:46,257
Shaaaards!
363
00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:48,819
You know, I still like the lump.
364
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,351
Lump?! Are you an absolute moron?
365
00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:53,280
HAYLEY:
You don't know anything about anything!
366
00:15:53,277 --> 00:15:54,476
STAN: How dare you!
367
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,342
STEVE:
I'm not apologizing for what I like.
368
00:15:57,412 --> 00:15:59,481
_
369
00:15:59,865 --> 00:16:03,534
So, I'm here because
I think I'm crazy now.
370
00:16:03,526 --> 00:16:06,193
Nothing feels real. And I need help.
371
00:16:06,188 --> 00:16:09,223
I get it. You feel like
you're in the twilight zone.
372
00:16:10,714 --> 00:16:12,446
And that's because the
adulation of others,
373
00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:15,712
the thing you wanted more than anything,
is now meaningless.
374
00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:17,906
- Bingo.
- That's not crazy.
375
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:18,902
[SIGHS]
376
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,432
I love shards, by the way.
377
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,364
- Oh, brother.
- I understand.
378
00:16:22,361 --> 00:16:24,094
If everyone loves everything you do,
379
00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:26,758
how do you know if you're
actually worthy of it?
380
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,620
Well, there's a special ward
in this hospital
381
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,081
where you can get that answer.
382
00:16:31,079 --> 00:16:34,481
Geez Louise, lady!
You're walking fast as hell!
383
00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:36,140
What am I supposed to do here?
384
00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:37,804
ORDERLY: You're waiting your
turn to see the director.
385
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,734
The director will
determine your worthiness.
386
00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:41,665
What happens if I'm not worthy?
387
00:16:41,662 --> 00:16:43,929
Don't worry about that.
It's time for bed anyway.
388
00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:44,991
Good night.
389
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,516
Bread? Love bread.
390
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,845
The rest of this mental hospital?
391
00:16:53,841 --> 00:16:55,307
Zero stars.
392
00:16:57,635 --> 00:16:58,901
"Run"?
393
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,566
"Run for your life"?
394
00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:03,297
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
395
00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:04,825
Hello?!
396
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,690
How am I supposed to avail
myself of the amenities?!
397
00:17:07,684 --> 00:17:10,552
FEMALE VOICE:
[ECHOING] Don't meet the director.
398
00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:12,880
Get out while you can.
399
00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:14,075
I'm trying!
400
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,339
[SQUEAKING]
401
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:16,804
Da furq?
402
00:17:19,065 --> 00:17:20,664
[CLOTH RIPS]
403
00:17:20,662 --> 00:17:22,929
Hmm! Maybe shards are good!
404
00:17:22,925 --> 00:17:24,392
[SHARD SHATTERS]
405
00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:26,256
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
406
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,753
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
407
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,582
I wanna leave!
408
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,814
I don't want to meet the director!
409
00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:34,974
[SCREAMS]
410
00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:37,039
ORDERLY: The director will see you now.
411
00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:39,702
[SCREAMING]
412
00:17:39,697 --> 00:17:42,965
[SCREAMING]
413
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,325
Ooh!
414
00:17:46,419 --> 00:17:48,086
[FOOTSTEPS THUMPING]
415
00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:50,515
Monster?!
416
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,136
You're a kid.
417
00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:59,535
I'm the director.
418
00:17:59,531 --> 00:18:01,664
Of this mental hospital.
419
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:05,529
And my conclusion is...
you're not worthy.
420
00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:09,255
You're bad and you belong
in the garbage forever.
421
00:18:09,247 --> 00:18:11,047
Hew. Okay.
422
00:18:11,044 --> 00:18:12,844
That just feels true.
423
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:16,242
It's hard to hear,
but it's good to hear.
424
00:18:16,235 --> 00:18:17,702
I'm relieved, honestly.
425
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,667
Go. Get in there.
426
00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:24,494
When you're right, you're right.
427
00:18:24,489 --> 00:18:29,024
Just really quick, 'cause
it's gonna bother me. Have we met?
428
00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:31,682
You seem really familiar.
429
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,611
Pbht!
430
00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:37,273
Hey that's my move!
431
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:39,467
Oh, my God!
432
00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:41,196
You're... me!
433
00:18:41,193 --> 00:18:44,262
This... is...
434
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,589
probably not happening.
435
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,783
Yeah? So?
436
00:18:47,782 --> 00:18:51,784
If you're me,
why are you telling me I'm bad?
437
00:18:51,776 --> 00:18:54,110
Because you are bad!
438
00:18:54,105 --> 00:18:57,040
We are! We're nothing!
439
00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:58,299
Don't you remember?
440
00:18:59,031 --> 00:19:01,631
I made that mug in kindergarten!
441
00:19:01,626 --> 00:19:03,292
And everyone laughed.
442
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,925
BOTH:
And the laughter felt like bullets.
443
00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:11,151
But I'm remembering it was fun to make.
444
00:19:11,143 --> 00:19:12,677
It's a flop!
445
00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:14,207
Well, I love it.
446
00:19:14,205 --> 00:19:18,007
It's very you. I guess it's very me.
447
00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:20,966
And I think we're great.
448
00:19:22,524 --> 00:19:26,125
I'm sorry you've been feeling
so bad about yourself.
449
00:19:26,117 --> 00:19:28,051
But come on. You're, like, the boss
450
00:19:28,048 --> 00:19:29,982
of the mental institution!
451
00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:32,312
And you're, what, 5? That's pretty cool.
452
00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:34,041
It is pretty cool.
453
00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:37,506
A lot of pressure, though.
You deserve a little fun.
454
00:19:37,499 --> 00:19:40,434
I'd really love it if you came with me.
455
00:19:42,358 --> 00:19:45,159
But I don't know what's out there.
456
00:19:45,153 --> 00:19:47,019
It's just the world.
457
00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:48,816
And you deserve to be part of it.
458
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,747
Come on. I got you.
459
00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:57,548
??
460
00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,933
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- STAN: Francine!
461
00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:02,529
You've been in there for half an hour!
I'm starting to worry!
462
00:20:02,524 --> 00:20:04,558
That I'm going to poop my pants!
463
00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:07,919
You're back, girl!
464
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,246
Francine!
465
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:12,912
Back from the bathroom at last.
466
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:16,375
Yes, I'm back,
and what I have been up to
467
00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:19,034
is I just had the world's
468
00:20:19,029 --> 00:20:21,830
most productive panic attack!
469
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:26,157
O-Kay. Cool!
470
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:30,019
Tuttle!
What do you have going on, my friend?
471
00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:34,410
Your opinion of me is
none of my business!
472
00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:36,671
- Who are you?
- I know you want my bowl.
473
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,732
I don't want your bowl.
474
00:20:37,731 --> 00:20:40,598
It's really something, it's very me,
475
00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:42,059
and you can't have it!
476
00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:44,590
I need it!
I'll give you a million dollars for it!
477
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,586
Uh... no?
478
00:20:46,582 --> 00:20:48,182
I'll make you a bowl!
479
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,380
[SATELLITE ORCHESTRA'S "JOY" PLAYS]
480
00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:56,380
??
481
00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:58,300
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
482
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:02,900
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