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[EERIE MUSIC]
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NARRATOR: There is a fifth dimension
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beyond that which is known to man.
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It is a dimension as vast as space
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and as timeless as infinity.
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It is the middle ground
between light and shadow
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between science and superstition
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and it lies between
the pit of man's fears,
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and the summit of his knowledge.
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This is the dimension of imagination.
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It is an area which we
call the Twilight Zone.
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[COIN CLINKS]
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[SOMEONE DIALS A PHONE]
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[SIGHS]
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[BUSY SIGNAL]
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Telephone... you have a telephone?
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Thank you.
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[DIALING AGAIN]
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[BUSY SIGNAL]
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Oh, this is madness.
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It's impossible to
make a call in New York.
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You can say that again.
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Thank you.
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This is an outrage!
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He's making another call!
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It's only his fifth.
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He doesn't even talk.
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He just dials.
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Maybe he's got a dialect, huh?
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NARRATOR: Mr. Roger Shackleforth...
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Age, youthful twenties.
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Occupation, being in love.
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Not just in love, but madly, passionately
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illogically, miserably,
all-consumingly in love
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with a young woman named Leila
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who has a vague recollection of his face
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and even less than a passing interest.
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In a moment you'll see a switch,
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because Mr. Roger Shackleforth
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the young gentleman so much in love
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will take a short,
but very meaningful journey
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into the Twilight Zone.
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[BUSY SIGNAL]
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Oh, I simply can't stand this!
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I must get in there next.
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I will buy your place. A dollar.
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Oh! Sold.
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Thank you.
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Sir. A dollar for your place.
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Thank you.
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Madame. A dollar for your place.
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Why should first place
be the same as the third?
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Two dollars.
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Two dollars? Very good.
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There you are. Thank you.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello.
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Hello, Leila darling, it's Roger.
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Oh.
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Hello, Roger. [SIGH]
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What is it?
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May I come to see you?
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Uh, no, no, I can't.
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I couldn't bear to see anybody.
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I'm a mess.
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Oh, you could never be a mess.
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Listen, darling, I have to see you.
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Roger, it's impossible.
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I must see you, darling, must!
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Furiously, fiercely must!
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[WHISPERS] I love you.
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Roger, you've got to stop this.
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You're acting like a baby.
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I can't see you now, and that's that.
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Well, then, talk to me.
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Say something, say anything!
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Say something?
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All right, Roger, I'll say something.
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Why don't you take a
flying jump at the moon?
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There now, you've finished, haven't you?
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No, she hung up on me.
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I've got to call her back.
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No, I have an emergency.
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Well, so have I.
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It won't do any good to call.
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I understand your problem.
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I heard it through the door.
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Here's the way to solve your problem.
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Look, go and see this man right now.
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Believe me, there is no other way.
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That man will help you.
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No...
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No, excuse me. Go and see him now
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and your problems will be solved.
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Thank you, thank you.
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It's an emergency!
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[SLAMS DOOR]
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[LOUD BELL RINGS]
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All right, all right.
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Stop skulking around!
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I... I wasn't skulking.
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I just didn't know if, uh...
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Common enough disease, not knowing if.
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Sit down on that pile of books there.
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Do I know you?
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No, sir.
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As a matter of fact...
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Then you haven't come for a
bottle of the glove cleaner?
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Glove cleaner?
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No.
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As a matter of fact...
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Well, perhaps another time.
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As a matter of fact...
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You keep saying that!
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Come to the point!
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I don't know why I came at all.
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You see, a man gave me
your card, a stranger.
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Oh, yes, satisfied former
customer, most likely.
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But I don't know why I came.
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I was sitting there...
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Of course you know why you came!
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You want what I've got!
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But I don't know what you've got.
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Ointments, salves,
powders, sovereign remedies,
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nectars, lotus blossoms, toxins, tonics,
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anti-toxins, decoctions,
concoctions and potions...
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All guaranteed.
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Oh.
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I don't need anything like that.
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Well, you must, you're here.
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Yes, but I don't need any medicine.
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You certainly need something.
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You look feverish.
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Oh, well, it's sort of... you know...
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Nothing.
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"Nothing" I don't supply.
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"Something" is my specialty.
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"Anything" is what you can get here.
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You're ambitious, is that it?
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You want success, money, admirers,
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the world at your feet.
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No, that's not it at all.
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Power! You want power.
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No, you don't understand.
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All I want is Leila.
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Leila?
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Yes, if I have Leila
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I can do all the rest myself.
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Leila.
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I might have known.
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All he wants is Leila.
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I offer him practically anything
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and all he wants is Leila.
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And I guess there's nothing
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you can do about that!
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That's the simplest of all...
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The elementary parlor
trick of my science.
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You disappoint me.
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No, you don't understand.
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You see, I'm in love
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with somebody named Leila
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but she's not in love with me, and...
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I don't know why I'm telling you this.
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I do. I can arrange
it so she'll love you.
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How?
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I promise you
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she'll never leave your side.
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When she isn't telling you she loves you,
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she'll be gazing at you lovingly.
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She won't even eat before you do
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and nothing will be too much
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for you to ask of her.
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She'll worship you, she'll beg for kisses
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and weep for joy at your touch.
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And if in passing time
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you should perhaps look at another girl
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or even do a little more than look
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she'll feel hurt, but she'll forgive you
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and love you just the same.
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Frankly, you'd get the same shake
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from a cocker spaniel.
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But that's wonderful!
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That's all in the world I want...
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My Leila's love.
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His Leila's love.
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If it isn't his Leila's love
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it's his Dorothy's love,
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his Rhea's love, or his Gwen's love.
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Tell me, are you sure
you wouldn't be interested
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in the glove cleaner, as I call it?
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There are many names for it
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including "the eradicator."
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But "glove cleaner"
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is a nice, non-descriptive title.
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Clean, colorless, tasteless
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unidentifiable and sure.
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I'm not interested in glove cleaners.
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Why not?
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It's sure, it's swift, leaves no traces.
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It's perfect for its purpose.
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I don't think you're making any sense.
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My boy, that's all I make.
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Which is why I'm such a lonely man.
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You're sure you don't want to try
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the glove cleaner?
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It's very expensive.
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Perhaps you can't afford it.
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For instance this little
bottle costs $1,000.
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$1,000? Are all your prices like that?
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Some are, some aren't.
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Yeah, but that thing
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that's gonna make Leila love me.
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Oh, that.
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That's only a dollar.
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A dollar?
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Love potions are my cheapest item.
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And they're overpriced at that.
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A dollar for my Leila's love?
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It won't hurt her?
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If anybody gets hurt, it'll be you.
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But I don't expect you to believe me.
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Put it in anything...
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Her drink, juice, soup,
coffee, water, anything.
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You'll get exactly what you say you want.
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Well, I don't really
believe this but I'll try it.
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Why, I'll try anything.
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Thanks, Professor.
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You know, if this works, I'll be...
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BOTH: The happiest man in the world.
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[DOORBELL BUZZES]
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Hello, Leila.
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Roger, I told you I was busy tonight.
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Well, just a minute,
just a little minute.
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Flowers, see?
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That's very nice, Roger, thank you.
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Now if you'll just run along.
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I couldn't have lasted the evening
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without seeing you, Leila.
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You don't know what it's
like to love somebody
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to love anybody so much
and so desperately.
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Look, champagne...
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Just enough for two glasses.
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That's not asking much.
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Just spare me five minutes
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and have one drink with me.
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Roger, you are acting like a clod...
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A silly, stupid, sophomoric clod.
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I love you.
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Stop saying that. I...
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All right.
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One drink.
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Five minutes, and then you go.
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I've got to put on my dress.
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It's like...
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It's like millennium.
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Well, let's get this over with.
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Well, your time's up.
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Thank you very much
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for the flowers and the champagne.
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Now, goodbye, Roger.
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Excellent champagne, wasn't it?
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It'll pass.
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What are you looking at me like that for?
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Well, perhaps it's my last look.
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All right, you've had it.
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One last little kiss?
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Roger, please, let's not
prolong this any longer.
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I haven't the time.
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Now please go.
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Now!
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I don't love you.
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I don't want you here.
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I don't even like you at the moment.
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00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,434
Now please go!
275
00:12:46,106 --> 00:12:49,650
Oh!
276
00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:51,111
Here.
277
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:57,491
That's the best I can do.
278
00:12:57,575 --> 00:12:59,660
And that took all my strength.
279
00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:05,957
Roger...
280
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:10,378
Wait a minute.
281
00:13:10,462 --> 00:13:13,340
Perhaps I am being cruel.
282
00:13:13,424 --> 00:13:16,134
I don't mean to be.
283
00:13:16,218 --> 00:13:19,846
I know.
284
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:20,972
Roger!
285
00:13:26,269 --> 00:13:30,732
Let me... make it a little nicer.
286
00:13:40,325 --> 00:13:42,743
What's happening?
287
00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:44,536
What's happening?
288
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,204
What difference?
289
00:13:46,288 --> 00:13:47,789
Come here, baby.
290
00:13:47,873 --> 00:13:49,291
[SHRIEKS]
291
00:14:06,516 --> 00:14:09,059
Leila, couldn't you
please sit in a chair?
292
00:14:09,143 --> 00:14:12,104
Oh, yes, my darling husband.
293
00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:14,648
Oh, I'm sorry if it bothers you,
294
00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:19,528
it's just that I love
to kneel at your feet.
295
00:14:19,612 --> 00:14:21,029
Well, kneel in a chair.
296
00:14:21,113 --> 00:14:24,241
Okay.
297
00:14:24,325 --> 00:14:25,784
Which chair, darling?
298
00:14:25,868 --> 00:14:29,038
Uh, any chair, it doesn't matter.
299
00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:34,625
Darling, do you want your slippers now?
300
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,670
No, they make my feet hot.
301
00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:39,589
Oh, well, if your feet are hot now
302
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:41,924
I could soak my hands in ice water
303
00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:43,217
and then caress them.
304
00:14:43,301 --> 00:14:46,554
No, no, my feet are fine.
305
00:14:46,638 --> 00:14:49,557
All right.
306
00:14:49,641 --> 00:14:53,810
Darling, don't you want
to smoke your pipe?
307
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,979
No, it bites my tongue.
308
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,189
It's not broken in very well.
309
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,816
Oh, well, I'd be happy
310
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,735
to break it in for you.
311
00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:03,528
I could smoke it all day
while you're at the office
312
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,113
and then when you came home...
313
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:09,576
Thanks, Leila, but no thanks.
314
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,286
You're welcome.
315
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,003
Oh, darling...
316
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,922
Oh, darling, I'm sorry.
317
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,506
I'll get a cigarette for you
318
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,841
in just a minute.
319
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,344
Just one minute.
320
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,845
There.
321
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,472
I should have put cigarettes
322
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,099
in that box by your chair.
323
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:39,646
Here.
324
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,855
There we go.
325
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:45,109
Thank you.
326
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:47,528
Would you like me to
rub your back, darling?
327
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:49,530
You just finished rubbing my back.
328
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:53,034
I know, but I adore touching you
329
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,495
and I'd be glad to rub it again.
330
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,414
No, thanks, Leila.
331
00:16:10,885 --> 00:16:12,761
Am I disturbing your reading?
332
00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:16,848
No, no.
333
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,475
Did I disturb you by asking you
334
00:16:18,559 --> 00:16:19,893
if I was disturbing you?
335
00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:21,269
[IMPATIENTLY] No.
336
00:16:21,353 --> 00:16:24,898
No, no, dearest, not at all.
337
00:16:24,982 --> 00:16:27,191
Oh, Roger.
338
00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:30,027
I love you, Roger.
339
00:16:30,111 --> 00:16:32,405
I'm so happy you're you.
340
00:16:32,489 --> 00:16:36,492
You're just perfect.
341
00:16:36,576 --> 00:16:40,037
I love to say "I love you."
342
00:16:40,121 --> 00:16:42,748
I love to love you.
343
00:16:42,832 --> 00:16:45,084
Leila, I've got to go out.
344
00:16:45,168 --> 00:16:47,420
Out. I've got an appointment.
345
00:16:47,504 --> 00:16:50,255
I almost forgot.
346
00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:53,216
Darling... will you be long?
347
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,093
I don't know. I may be late.
348
00:16:55,177 --> 00:16:56,594
Would you like me to go, too?
349
00:16:56,678 --> 00:16:58,555
No! No, I won't be late.
350
00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:01,266
Why don't you stay here and
hug my jacket or something?
351
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,309
Is anything wrong, Roger, darling?
352
00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:06,021
No, dearest, I've got an appointment.
353
00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:07,355
While you're gone,
354
00:17:07,439 --> 00:17:08,648
my love will grow and grow
355
00:17:08,732 --> 00:17:09,858
and when you get back...
356
00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:10,984
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
357
00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:35,215
Uh...
358
00:17:35,299 --> 00:17:38,676
Hi, there, Professor.
359
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:42,055
Ah, yes, I've been expecting you.
360
00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:43,723
You have?
361
00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:45,391
Yes, I rather thought
362
00:17:45,475 --> 00:17:47,310
you'd like to hear how things turned out.
363
00:17:47,394 --> 00:17:52,940
I know how things turned out.
364
00:17:53,024 --> 00:17:55,151
That potion sure works.
365
00:17:55,235 --> 00:17:57,404
I know, I know.
366
00:17:59,738 --> 00:18:01,865
How are things with you?
367
00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:06,244
Things haven't changed with me in years.
368
00:18:06,328 --> 00:18:08,705
Pretty ugly situation we've got...
369
00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:11,750
With China, don't you think?
370
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,169
You don't look so good, either.
371
00:18:14,253 --> 00:18:16,588
Me? Oh, I'm fine, fine.
372
00:18:16,672 --> 00:18:18,507
I just dropped around to tell you
373
00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:20,300
that things are fine.
374
00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:26,347
I'm glad to hear it.
375
00:18:26,431 --> 00:18:30,267
Ah, glove cleaner, huh?
376
00:18:30,351 --> 00:18:32,353
Say, do you sell much of that stuff?
377
00:18:32,437 --> 00:18:34,146
Now and again.
378
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:36,107
By the way, what's in it?
379
00:18:36,191 --> 00:18:38,067
No trace, no odor, no taste.
380
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,111
No way to detect its presence.
381
00:18:40,195 --> 00:18:41,237
And it's sure.
382
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,452
$1,000.
383
00:18:49,536 --> 00:18:51,704
That's what you came for, isn't it?
384
00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:55,041
Me? No, not at all.
385
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,751
Painless?
386
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:58,419
It's perfect for its purpose.
387
00:18:58,503 --> 00:19:01,422
The only thing of its kind in the world.
388
00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:02,966
Interesting.
389
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,342
She loves you as I said she would,
390
00:19:04,426 --> 00:19:05,802
doesn't she?
391
00:19:05,886 --> 00:19:07,220
A constant love. And nothing you
392
00:19:07,304 --> 00:19:09,429
can do to her will change it.
393
00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:11,223
She worships and adores you
394
00:19:11,307 --> 00:19:12,933
and hangs on your every word.
395
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:14,143
Yes, yes, she does.
396
00:19:14,227 --> 00:19:15,727
$1,000.
397
00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:17,813
I am going out of my ever-loving mind.
398
00:19:17,897 --> 00:19:19,231
I can't stand it anymore!
399
00:19:19,315 --> 00:19:20,983
Naturally.
400
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:24,319
Isn't there some way we
can quiet it down?
401
00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:26,363
No.
402
00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:27,990
Isn't there some potion that'll
transfer some of this love
403
00:19:28,074 --> 00:19:29,908
to someone else? Like a cocker spaniel?
404
00:19:29,992 --> 00:19:32,368
Not a chance. She's yours.
405
00:19:32,452 --> 00:19:34,787
She's so nice to me. She's so very good.
406
00:19:34,871 --> 00:19:36,289
I know.
407
00:19:36,373 --> 00:19:38,249
The glove cleaner is the only way.
408
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,669
Well, I can't do that.
409
00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:51,095
Uh, there must be another way.
410
00:19:51,179 --> 00:19:53,264
This is the way.
411
00:19:53,348 --> 00:19:55,182
The only way.
412
00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:56,600
$1,000.
413
00:19:56,684 --> 00:19:58,059
You don't know what it's like.
414
00:19:58,143 --> 00:19:59,644
All the time... love, love, love.
415
00:19:59,728 --> 00:20:02,772
I do know what it's like.
416
00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:04,316
How do you think
417
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,612
I came to invent the glove cleaner?
418
00:20:08,696 --> 00:20:10,822
But that's all my savings!
419
00:20:10,906 --> 00:20:15,118
I know. It's always that way.
420
00:20:15,202 --> 00:20:17,287
No trace, no odor, no taste.
421
00:20:17,371 --> 00:20:21,624
No way to detect.
422
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:27,087
All right.
423
00:20:27,171 --> 00:20:29,465
Ah, all made out, eh?
424
00:20:29,549 --> 00:20:31,425
One thing I must caution you about.
425
00:20:31,509 --> 00:20:33,719
You must use it immediately, hear me?
426
00:20:33,803 --> 00:20:36,013
And you must use it all.
427
00:20:36,097 --> 00:20:37,932
Why, will it spoil?
428
00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:39,475
No, but you will.
429
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:42,101
Once you delay, you're lost.
430
00:20:42,185 --> 00:20:44,312
If you fail the first
time you try to use it
431
00:20:44,396 --> 00:20:47,690
you'll never have courage
to use it again. Never.
432
00:20:47,774 --> 00:20:49,234
Goodbye, Professor.
433
00:20:49,318 --> 00:20:50,360
Farewell.
434
00:20:55,407 --> 00:20:57,825
Always the same way.
435
00:20:57,909 --> 00:21:00,828
First the stimulant...
436
00:21:00,912 --> 00:21:03,081
Then the chaser.
437
00:21:09,378 --> 00:21:11,004
My darling!
438
00:21:11,088 --> 00:21:12,756
Woo! Party.
439
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,384
I thought we ought to have a party.
440
00:21:15,468 --> 00:21:18,387
After all, it isn't everybody
that's been married
441
00:21:18,471 --> 00:21:19,846
six months like this.
442
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,682
Darling, what a lovely surprise.
443
00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:24,017
When you went out you
said you might be late,
444
00:21:24,101 --> 00:21:26,895
and instead you come back
with champagne and flowers!
445
00:21:26,979 --> 00:21:30,314
Glasses. Can't have a
party without glasses.
446
00:21:30,398 --> 00:21:32,108
It's just like the first time.
447
00:21:32,192 --> 00:21:34,527
Only this time you
don't have to beg to stay.
448
00:21:34,611 --> 00:21:37,071
Yeah, later. Listen, why
don't you sit over there
449
00:21:37,155 --> 00:21:39,073
and I'll bring it to you. Over there.
450
00:21:39,157 --> 00:21:40,200
Alright.
451
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,540
Oh, darling, would you
like to have candlelight?
452
00:21:47,624 --> 00:21:50,167
It's so romantic. Let's
have candlelight, huh?
453
00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:53,587
Sure. Sure. Candlelight,
shmandlelight, anything.
454
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:04,431
Oh, darling, it's so wonderful
being married to you.
455
00:22:04,515 --> 00:22:06,850
I've never been so completely happy
456
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,144
in my whole life.
457
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,938
I've lived just to love you.
458
00:22:12,022 --> 00:22:12,939
Only you.
459
00:22:13,023 --> 00:22:14,690
That's nice.
460
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:19,153
Sweetest, how did you happen
461
00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:20,904
to think of the champagne?
462
00:22:20,988 --> 00:22:22,448
It just came to me.
463
00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:25,534
I remember the first time
464
00:22:25,618 --> 00:22:27,202
you brought me champagne...
465
00:22:27,286 --> 00:22:29,663
How you looked.
466
00:22:29,747 --> 00:22:32,249
Your eyes were filled with love.
467
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,752
And you watched me drink, and so sadly
468
00:22:34,836 --> 00:22:36,837
because you thought it was going to be
469
00:22:36,921 --> 00:22:39,339
our last drink, remember?
470
00:22:39,423 --> 00:22:40,924
I remember.
471
00:22:43,301 --> 00:22:46,596
Lover, lover, marshmallow, come here.
472
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,432
Come sit next to your Leila. Come on.
473
00:22:49,516 --> 00:22:50,517
Oh!
474
00:22:51,685 --> 00:22:53,061
There you go.
475
00:22:56,523 --> 00:22:58,024
Oh!
476
00:22:58,108 --> 00:23:01,109
Baby bunny.
477
00:23:01,193 --> 00:23:05,238
I've got news for you,
sweet little rabbit.
478
00:23:05,322 --> 00:23:07,074
Rabbit.
479
00:23:07,158 --> 00:23:08,617
Oh!
480
00:23:08,701 --> 00:23:11,953
Oh, darling, we won't worry about it.
481
00:23:12,037 --> 00:23:14,748
We don't need champagne.
482
00:23:14,832 --> 00:23:16,625
We've got each other.
483
00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:18,710
It's all right. I couldn't have done it.
484
00:23:18,794 --> 00:23:20,629
I couldn't have gone through with it.
485
00:23:20,713 --> 00:23:22,506
I could never have gone through with it.
486
00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:24,632
Just think of it, darling.
487
00:23:24,716 --> 00:23:27,510
This is only the beginning.
488
00:23:27,594 --> 00:23:30,638
We'll be like this for
the rest of our lives.
489
00:23:30,722 --> 00:23:32,306
Won't we?
490
00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:34,559
The rest of our lives.
491
00:23:38,563 --> 00:23:40,564
NARRATOR: Mr. Roger Shackleforth,
492
00:23:40,648 --> 00:23:42,608
who has discovered at this late date
493
00:23:42,692 --> 00:23:46,070
that love can be as sticky
as a vat of molasses,
494
00:23:46,154 --> 00:23:48,988
as unpalatable as a hunk
of spoiled yeast,
495
00:23:49,072 --> 00:23:51,658
and as all-consuming as a six-alarm fire
496
00:23:51,742 --> 00:23:54,036
in a bamboo and canvas tent.
497
00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:03,837
Case history of a lover boy
498
00:24:03,921 --> 00:24:06,965
who should never have
entered the Twilight Zone.
499
00:24:13,304 --> 00:24:15,722
PRESENTER: Rod Serling,
the creator of Twilight Zone,
500
00:24:15,806 --> 00:24:17,599
will tell you about next week's story
501
00:24:17,683 --> 00:24:19,936
after this word from
our alternate sponsor.
502
00:24:21,771 --> 00:24:23,605
And now, Mr. Serling.
503
00:24:23,689 --> 00:24:25,649
Next week, you'll stand in this alley
504
00:24:25,733 --> 00:24:27,526
at the shoulder of Jack Klugman,
505
00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:29,778
who plays the role of a trumpet player
506
00:24:29,862 --> 00:24:32,531
who has run out of music
and run out of dreams.
507
00:24:32,615 --> 00:24:36,492
"Poignant" is the best word
for Mr. Klugman's performance.
508
00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:40,121
Next week on The Twilight
Zone, "A Passage for Trumpet".
509
00:24:40,205 --> 00:24:42,623
I think they're unusual notes indeed.
510
00:24:42,707 --> 00:24:44,584
We hope you'll be listening to them.
511
00:24:44,668 --> 00:24:46,002
Thank you and good night.
512
00:24:48,505 --> 00:24:49,798
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513
00:25:28,334 --> 00:25:31,462
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514
00:25:31,546 --> 00:25:33,797
of one of America's
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515
00:25:33,881 --> 00:25:35,758
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516
00:25:35,842 --> 00:25:37,892
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