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- Andy, you ready, buddy?
- Hurry up, guys.
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We're gonna be late for the parade!
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Okay. Relax, Andy.
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The parade is not going anywhere.
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I don't want to miss the floats.
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Nah, we're okay, buddy.
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Andy, why are you so pumped up?
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Cause I love the Thanksgiving parade.
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When I was a kid, I loved seeing
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the engine go down the street.
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You still sound like a little kid.
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I don't know about all that,
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but you could call me a card-carrying
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Parade-ophile!
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I'd be careful how you enunciate that.
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Ike, come on. Let's get moving, hurry!
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Okay, little buddy. We got lots of time.
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You know the parade
route's just two blocks
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- from here, right?
- Are we there yet?
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Are we there yet?
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All right, we'll be there in a sec.
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Just kidding. Are we there yet?
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Oh!
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No, sir. This engine's going nowhere.
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- No, no, not today.
- Aw, I'm sorry, Andy.
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Well, why can't we throw
the truck in neutral?
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I could ride on top, and
then the rest of you guys
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could just push it
down the parade route.
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We need to get the engine fixed
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in case we get a call. Hey, Ike,
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call the superintendent of apparatus.
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Spatchcock? No!
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- Chief, please.
- We need to get it fixed.
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Chief, not Spatchcock.
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- Not today!
- Ike, call him.
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Okay.
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- Andy, don't act like a baby.
- Okay. Go easy on him, Chief.
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- He had his heart set on it.
- That's no reason to pout.
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- Well, leave me alone!
- Hey!
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You go cool off in the bunk room, pal.
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Fine! Stupid engine...
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He'll be all right, poor fella.
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- He just needs his nap.
- Hey, Andy,
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just remember everything
you should be thankful for.
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- Fuck you!
- Oh!
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You watch that mouth, young man!
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See what happens when
you give him juice?
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Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
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Well, hopefully a blown-out engine
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is the only problem you
guys have on Thanksgiving.
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- What could be worse?
- Don't jinx us.
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I predict three deep-fried
turkey fires today.
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All right, well, now
that the parade's a bust,
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I'm gonna head out to the family dinner.
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- Oh, you're leaving, Chief?
- Are you sure you don't
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want to hang out with us this year?
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Nah, Vicky's working,
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so I'm gonna join Lucy's sisters
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over at their granddad's house.
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Thanksgiving with the Commish.
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I've spent a lifetime trying
to avoid my dad on this day.
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- I'm glad I'm on duty.
- And I'm glad I'm not.
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I'm gonna go change into my civvies
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and get outta here before Spatchcock
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shows up to fix that engine.
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Ugh, Spatchcock is disgusting.
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He's always covered in grease and muck
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and he's always bleeding from somewhere.
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Spatchcock is always going on and on
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about some useless drivel. Ugh!
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Spatchcock. He always
makes me feel like
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it's my fault when anything breaks down.
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All right. Well, have fun everyone.
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We'll miss you deeply, Chiefy!
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Nice acting job.
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Even I believed you wanted
Chief to stick around.
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Thank you. It really was
a masterclass, wasn't it?
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I love him, but the best part
about working on Thanksgiving
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is we get to do it our way,
not the Terry McConky way.
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He can be a bit overbearing.
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At home, he makes us wear Pilgrim hats,
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play touch football,
eat all his lame dishes.
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This is gonna be my first Thanksgiving
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without all his rules,
and I am very excited.
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Station Thanksgiving has no rules.
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Now you're talking!
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For dinner, we can make
whatever we want.
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I'm making spaghetti pie.
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I'm making turkey and
stuffing, but this year,
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it's a free-range Narraganset turkey,
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and I'm stuffing it with crab meat
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stuffed inside a salmon.
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Ooh, you're talking about turcrabmon?
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I just read about that
in this November's issue
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- of "Delicious AF."
- Yeah!
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See, this is the Thanksgiving
I've always dreamed of.
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Let's get it started
with a homemade onion dip.
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Lucy, do me a favor and
chop some onions, please.
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How am I already the onion bitch?
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- Oh, yeah.
- I'm just glad that
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I don't have to eat my
dad's yams this year.
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I've been hiding them in my napkin
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and flushing them down
the toilet for ten years.
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But I love a good sweet potato pie.
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Pretty sure they're different.
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Sweet potatoes and
yams are the same thing.
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No, actually guys, I think
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all sweet potatoes are yams,
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but not all yams are sweet potatoes.
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Wrong!
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A yam is not a yam at all.
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They're all sweet potatoes. Ugh!
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- Spatchcock.
- Spatchcock.
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In the 1930s, a farmer called
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a soft, orange sweet potato a yam
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to distinguish it from
other sweet potatoes.
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But a real yam is a root vegetable
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found in tropical climates.
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So your yam is not a yam at all!
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You got any duct tape?
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I sliced my thumb on a fan blade.
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Come on, Spatchcock.
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Why don't you go wash that off, man?
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- We can put a bandage on it.
- The tape's adhesive
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binds with the motor
oil, creates a salve.
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Most people don't know that.
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Oh, thank you there, Crysie.
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If only you could treat the
engine with as much care.
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I didn't do anything to it, Spatchcock.
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That's funny. Always seems
to happen on your watch.
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Oh, dear Lord!
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Young lady, you're
throwing away the best part.
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Up to 35% of the onion's vitamin C
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accumulates on the ends.
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Huh, no? Okay, suit yourself.
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All right. Enjoy.
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- She's an odd one, huh?
- Okay, Spatchcock.
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The engine's outside. Get to work.
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What, do you got yourself
a free-range bird there?
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Definitely the worst type to buy.
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Eventually, see, when
they do face death,
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they release an adrenal fear hormone.
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Makes the meat taste bitter.
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Yeah.
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Bitter.
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Shut up, Spatchcock. The meat is great.
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And don't you ever
touch my turkey again.
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Oh, the big mon!
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How do you do?
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Salutations, Chief.
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Spatchcock, how's the engine?
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Crystal did a number
on it, but I can fix it.
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In the meantime, I
brought you a spare engine.
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Fantastic. I gotta get going, sorry.
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Hey, I like the ensemble.
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You look like you stepped right out
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of a Norman Rockwell painting.
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Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
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Yeah, interesting story.
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At the beginning of World War I,
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Norman Rockwell tries
to enlist in the Navy.
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He gets rejected. Why?
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- He's 17 pounds underweight.
- Fascinating...
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Now check this out. What's he do?
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He bulks up for the next couple weeks
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on a diet of donuts and bananas.
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Now I don't think there
was anything sexual,
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but we all have a dark side.
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Pretty sure I know yours, Chief.
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- Okay, pal.
- Great.
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I'll show you
a masterclass in acting.
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Enjoy!
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Chief, are you sure you can't stay?
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Oh, yeah, I gotta get to the Commish's
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before they carve the bird.
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Well, just know that Thanksgiving's
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not gonna be the same without you.
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Aw, don't cry.
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My little girl doesn't want to be away
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from her daddy on Thanksgiving.
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What was I thinking?
Of course I'll stay.
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I'm gonna spend the day
with my number-one girl.
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Oh, whoa, whoa! Chief, Chief.
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What about your other two daughters?
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Eh, I'll just call 'em and
tell 'em I'm not gonna make it.
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No, no, no. You don't wanna do that.
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'Cause then they'll be upset...
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- Yeah, Lucy will be fine.
- I'm fine. I'm just...
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- You know, I'm chopping onions.
- I know you're fine.
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'Cause I'm staying.
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I wonder if I have those Pilgrim hats
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still in my office.
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Poorly played, Lucy.
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You go get rid of him right now.
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Okay, all right. I'm sorry.
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Station 24, 448 Reed Boulevard.
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Kitchen fire from a deep-fried turkey.
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When we get back, you're
getting rid of him.
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That turkey exploded like it
was stuffed with fireworks.
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No salmonella there.
That bird was overcooked.
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Spatchcock, how's it going down there?
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Hope you're done soon
'cause that loaner sucks
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compared to my baby here.
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Yeah, how much longer?
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Hey, Spatchcock, you hear me?
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Spatchie?
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- Whoa! What the hell?
- Oh!
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Uh-huh. Thought so.
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Oops! Ah, busted.
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Just helping myself to
some of your delicacies.
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That's my French onion dip.
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Oui, oui. Could use a bit more onion.
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- That's a double dip?
- Yeah.
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Plenty for everybody.
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Spatchcock, your blood
is in the bowl, man!
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Is it blood, or food coloring?
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It's blood.
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- Let's go watch some football.
- Ugh!
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, get out of here.
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Busy, busy.
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Hey, Chief, we were
gonna watch some football.
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Lucy knows the routine.
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Parade first, then football.
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Don't worry. I taped the game.
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Why didn't you tape the parade
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and watch the game live?
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Parades are way better live!
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Andy, you love parades!
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I love riding in parades.
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Watching a parade on TV
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is for little kids and psychopaths.
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- Hey, simmer down, pal.
- What?
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Here's Buzz Lightyear.
He's in that toy movie.
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About the story about the toys.
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I can't remember the name of it.
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Be careful with those ropes!
He might really fly away.
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Man, I bet my little
sisters are so bummed
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they don't get to watch
the parade with you this year.
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No, I talked to them; they're
fine with me being here.
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You guys, let's get cleaned up
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and get ready for the Turkey giveaway.
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Hey, the cast of
"King Kong: The Musical"
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- is on after the commercial.
- Uh-huh.
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- Okay.
- What's that?
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It's my carving set.
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I brought it for
dinner at the Commish's,
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but now I'm just gonna use it here.
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- I carve the turkey here.
- Not when I'm around.
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I carve the turkey. It's tradition.
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Terry, this isn't your house.
252
00:09:10,588 --> 00:09:12,017
I'm carving the turkey here.
253
00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:14,766
I'm the Chief. I carve
the turkey, Captain.
254
00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:19,602
Super sharp.
255
00:09:21,904 --> 00:09:23,360
Uncle Eddie, I tried.
256
00:09:23,513 --> 00:09:25,951
Well, try harder. Because there's no way
257
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:28,568
he's gonna stab my turcrabmon!
258
00:09:36,657 --> 00:09:38,050
You guys, man.
259
00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,727
He's making engine
pizza out of our scraps.
260
00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,447
Hey, Spatchcock, you know you can use
261
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,149
the stove inside, if you want.
262
00:09:45,154 --> 00:09:46,885
Thanks, Granny, but
actually I prefer this.
263
00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,370
It's a technique my wife taught me.
264
00:09:48,452 --> 00:09:49,735
She was a long-haul trucker.
265
00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:52,307
Cooked many a-engine pizza in her days.
266
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,876
Okay...
267
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,502
You guys, we should invite him
268
00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:56,665
to stay with us for dinner.
269
00:09:56,670 --> 00:09:58,505
No way! Are you kidding me? No.
270
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,121
Yeah, he can have dinner with his wife.
271
00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:01,814
Haven't you seen "Planes,
Trains and Automobiles"?
272
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,635
- His wife's probably dead!
- I haven't seen it.
273
00:10:03,639 --> 00:10:05,338
- And you just ruined it.
- I'm serious.
274
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,770
His wife's probably dead.
275
00:10:06,775 --> 00:10:08,690
He's probably very alone right now.
276
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,218
You're right. My wife is dead.
277
00:10:10,223 --> 00:10:12,084
Oh, you... I'm sorry, man.
278
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,178
- You could hear us?
- Yeah, I hear everything.
279
00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,615
She died a couple years back.
280
00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,196
Logging accident.
281
00:10:17,872 --> 00:10:19,526
- Yes, it was her fault.
- Hey, man.
282
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:22,430
Look, we're really
sorry to hear about that.
283
00:10:22,435 --> 00:10:24,625
And with that being said,
we'd like to invite you
284
00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:26,066
to join us for dinner.
285
00:10:26,071 --> 00:10:28,531
You're sweeter than
a honeycrisp, Granny,
286
00:10:28,536 --> 00:10:30,494
but, uh, actually already have plans
287
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,782
with my girlfriend.
288
00:10:31,891 --> 00:10:33,197
Who's a model.
289
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,891
Yeah, and her twin sister,
290
00:10:35,207 --> 00:10:37,610
and we're gonna probably hot tub
291
00:10:37,615 --> 00:10:39,895
and, uh, shave each other.
292
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,641
Okay, cool. See? He's not available.
293
00:10:41,646 --> 00:10:43,333
He's gonna be in a
hot tub with two twins
294
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,727
and they're gonna shave each other.
295
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,493
Keep an eye on the pizza.
296
00:10:47,685 --> 00:10:50,296
I'm gonna go steal some cheese
from that spa-gah-ti pie.
297
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,608
Spa-gah-ti! That's how you say it.
298
00:10:52,613 --> 00:10:54,213
It's obvious that he has too much pride
299
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,321
to admit that he has nowhere to go.
300
00:10:56,584 --> 00:10:58,352
I say, over the course of the day,
301
00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,611
we secretly break
equipment for him to fix,
302
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,009
and then, by the time he's done,
303
00:11:02,014 --> 00:11:03,745
it'll be easy for him to stay.
304
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,708
- Pfft, lame!
- Hey.
305
00:11:05,713 --> 00:11:07,662
Why don't you grow up and start thinking
306
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,060
about other people instead
of yourself, mister?
307
00:11:10,065 --> 00:11:12,275
Okay, listen. I'll do it.
308
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,238
But only because I like breaking stuff.
309
00:11:14,243 --> 00:11:16,148
- Scatter! Hurry, scatter!
- What?
310
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,195
Hurry! Come on! Go, go, go!
He's coming. He's coming.
311
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,762
Hey, who's ready for some football?
312
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,421
Chief, right now isn't a good time.
313
00:11:23,426 --> 00:11:25,505
- Hey, Captain, button hook.
- Come on, Terry.
314
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,812
My hands are covered with Crisco.
315
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,165
I'm going long.
316
00:11:28,682 --> 00:11:29,988
Come on. Whip it.
317
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,477
- Dad! Dad!
- What are you doing?
318
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,644
- Oh!
- Dad, are you okay?
319
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,110
- Hey. Hey, man.
- I'm okay.
320
00:11:36,115 --> 00:11:39,126
Hey, touchdown!
321
00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:42,174
Okay. I didn't hurt my back,
so I consider that a victory.
322
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,964
How about that flattened
turkey down there?
323
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,766
This one? Oh, boy.
324
00:11:46,134 --> 00:11:48,243
Oh, yeah. It's a little squished, huh?
325
00:11:48,572 --> 00:11:50,226
It'll be okay. Just rub some dirt in it.
326
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,059
Right, guys? Hey!
327
00:11:52,064 --> 00:11:54,327
All right, who's up?
Somebody go for a pass.
328
00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:55,841
- Oh, shit. My back.
- All right, I'll go.
329
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,423
Here you go... Oh, fuck.
330
00:12:04,628 --> 00:12:06,985
- You making mashed potatoes?
- Mm-hmm.
331
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,048
You know the key to
good mashed potatoes?
332
00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:11,334
Butter. The more butter, the better.
333
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,775
That's what I always say.
334
00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:14,685
I'm not making traditional
mashed potatoes.
335
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,997
This recipe calls for soy
milk and parmesan cheese.
336
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,391
Ah, gross.
337
00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:20,821
You stir like a caveman.
338
00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:24,739
- Is that crab meat?
- Yes.
339
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,484
- In your stuffing?
- Yes.
340
00:12:26,489 --> 00:12:28,177
- Crab meat stuffing?
- You know,
341
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,832
if you don't like it,
you don't have to eat it.
342
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,024
We should try Stove Top.
343
00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:33,011
Oh, God. What are you, six years old?
344
00:12:33,016 --> 00:12:34,271
You've never let us have it before,
345
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,322
and I've always wanted to try it.
346
00:12:35,326 --> 00:12:36,366
Let me tell you something:
347
00:12:36,371 --> 00:12:37,969
stuffing is a delicacy,
348
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,584
and it deserves delicious accents
349
00:12:39,589 --> 00:12:41,548
like pecans or figs.
350
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,105
Ooh, or apples!
351
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,868
I'm gonna get you apples.
352
00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:47,239
I would hide that turkey right now.
353
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,243
He's gonna give you ten
suggestions on how to cook it.
354
00:12:49,247 --> 00:12:50,540
And that's before he sees
355
00:12:50,545 --> 00:12:52,704
that you've stuffed it
with salmon and crab.
356
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,058
Get rid of him!
357
00:12:56,988 --> 00:12:58,685
Well, I couldn't find any apples,
358
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,388
but I got raisins.
Next best thing, right?
359
00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:02,313
Dad, maybe you should let
him make what he wants.
360
00:13:02,342 --> 00:13:04,648
This looks like leftover
night at the United Nations.
361
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,433
Dad, if you want a
traditional Thanksgiving,
362
00:13:06,438 --> 00:13:07,788
then go over to Grandpa's house.
363
00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:09,262
We don't have any of that stuff here.
364
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,964
Oh, I do. It's in my truck.
365
00:13:10,969 --> 00:13:12,797
I was gonna bring it to
your granddad's house.
366
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,532
Go out to my truck. I got canned corn,
367
00:13:14,537 --> 00:13:16,616
canned cranberries, canned gravy.
368
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,928
Oh, and your favorite, canned yams, huh?
369
00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:20,962
Go ahead. Quick like a bunny.
370
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,716
Meanwhile, I'm gonna raisin this up.
371
00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,671
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm adding raisins.
372
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,510
The more wrinkled the
raisin, the sweeter the fruit.
373
00:13:28,514 --> 00:13:30,985
You pick those out of there right now.
374
00:13:33,598 --> 00:13:35,810
Why am I the one that
needs to squeeze back here?
375
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,899
Because you're smaller than we are.
376
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:41,043
If we sabotage the air ducts,
then maybe I'll do it, okay?
377
00:13:41,048 --> 00:13:42,593
Just don't be a baby about it, Andy.
378
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,946
Ooh, busted.
379
00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:48,759
Washing machine down.
380
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,215
Good job, little buddy.
381
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,174
You made that washer unusable.
382
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,397
I'm gonna go tell Spatchcock.
383
00:13:53,402 --> 00:13:55,046
Chief. Hey, Chief, Chief.
384
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,410
Chief, Chief, Chief, Chief.
385
00:13:57,415 --> 00:13:59,273
You know, if they really
wanna fix football,
386
00:13:59,278 --> 00:14:01,313
they ought to hang a
tire from the goal post.
387
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,016
If you kick the ball
through it, 75 points.
388
00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:04,490
That'd be a game.
389
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:05,666
Don't you have something to go fix?
390
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,451
Trying to fix football.
391
00:14:07,755 --> 00:14:09,278
Hey, Spatchcock.
392
00:14:09,321 --> 00:14:10,757
Our washing machine is acting up.
393
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,108
You think you could take a look at it?
394
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,417
You guys are a bunch of clowns.
395
00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:14,597
Right on.
396
00:14:14,602 --> 00:14:15,980
Okay, all right.
397
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,026
Okay, Jesus.
398
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,946
You should trim the ends of those beans.
399
00:14:19,951 --> 00:14:21,852
Adds more flavor.
400
00:14:22,164 --> 00:14:24,584
We need this guy outta here.
He's gonna ruin our whole day.
401
00:14:24,787 --> 00:14:26,086
Station 24.
402
00:14:26,091 --> 00:14:28,641
Fire at 3002 Pembroke Avenue.
403
00:14:28,646 --> 00:14:30,849
Deep-fried turkey accident.
404
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:34,076
Hey, sorry. I'd join
you, but I'm off-duty.
405
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,957
And I just cracked number two.
406
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,693
Yeah, I can tell by your bar tan.
407
00:14:37,698 --> 00:14:39,308
Don't worry. You just relax.
408
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,180
And do me a favor and man
the turkey giveaway table
409
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,873
- while we're gone.
- Will do.
410
00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:45,314
Oh, come on. He jumped.
411
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,450
He jumped!
412
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,232
There you go. That's a heavy one.
413
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,843
15-pounder. Happy holiday, sir.
Thank you.
414
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,435
Hi, how are ya?
415
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:56,787
Hmm.
416
00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:59,050
Looks a little banged up, huh?
417
00:14:59,328 --> 00:15:01,216
Maybe we could find you another one.
418
00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:04,045
I'm not sure if maybe...
419
00:15:05,561 --> 00:15:08,337
Oh, I got one over here.
420
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,692
Ah, look at this.
421
00:15:10,697 --> 00:15:12,138
Oh, it's heavy.
422
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,099
- Hey, keep the pan.
- Thank you.
423
00:15:18,172 --> 00:15:20,218
Oh, yeah.
424
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,654
Don't you worry, my flat friend.
425
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,334
We will find a home for you.
426
00:15:23,941 --> 00:15:25,373
Okay.
427
00:15:28,372 --> 00:15:30,294
Gonna watch some football!
428
00:15:31,142 --> 00:15:33,144
Ooh, baby! Gotta tell you.
429
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,508
That repaired engine was
purring like a kitten.
430
00:15:35,513 --> 00:15:36,645
It felt great.
431
00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:39,286
Thanks, Crystal. Let's keep it that way.
432
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:40,336
Yeah, you bet.
433
00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:41,505
Hoo-hoo!
434
00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:43,575
Can't wait to get my bird in the oven.
435
00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:45,364
Where's my turkey?
436
00:15:45,373 --> 00:15:47,027
Might wanna ask the Chief.
437
00:15:47,132 --> 00:15:49,489
Nobody cooks my turkey but me.
438
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,733
Oh, brother.
439
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,339
Time out, time out.
Call timeout! Come on.
440
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,390
- Where's my turkey?
- What turkey?
441
00:15:56,395 --> 00:15:57,926
Spatchcock says you took it.
442
00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,902
Speaking of turkeys,
when's that guy gonna leave?
443
00:15:59,907 --> 00:16:02,521
- What's this?
- Oh, that's a smushed one.
444
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:03,864
I figured we could use it to round out
445
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,418
our traditional Thanksgiving dinner.
446
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,660
I bought an expensive,
free-range, Narraganset turkey,
447
00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:08,856
and I had it out there on the app floor.
448
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,130
- What happened to it?
- That's where we keep
449
00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:11,364
the giveaways.
Why would you put it there?
450
00:16:11,368 --> 00:16:13,309
- So you wouldn't mess with it.
- Well, you should've put it
451
00:16:13,313 --> 00:16:14,465
somewhere else. It's gone.
452
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:17,066
But I stuffed it with crab and salmon.
453
00:16:17,071 --> 00:16:19,691
Sounds gross. That woman's
gonna be bummed.
454
00:16:22,472 --> 00:16:24,065
Tape ain't gonna cut it
455
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,246
for a big head like me.
I need my stapler.
456
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,765
Enough is enough. It's time
to just come out and tell him.
457
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,201
What am I supposed to say?
458
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,903
He is ruining our Thanksgiving.
459
00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:34,118
Pfft, Spatchcock.
460
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,683
But he's my dad. I can't just tell him
461
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,347
we don't want him around.
462
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,472
Did you know that the guys are actually
463
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,121
trying to get Spatchcock to stay?
464
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,793
Spatchcock? Why?
465
00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:44,621
They think it'd be a good gesture.
466
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,875
Think of the irony of that.
467
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,404
Trying to get the Chief to leave
468
00:16:48,409 --> 00:16:50,613
and Spatchcock to stay.
469
00:16:50,649 --> 00:16:52,394
Who woulda thunk it?
470
00:16:52,855 --> 00:16:54,660
All right. I'll tell him.
471
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:55,709
Okay.
472
00:16:57,614 --> 00:16:59,181
Dad.
473
00:16:59,411 --> 00:17:01,761
No, look. Can I... can I explain?
474
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,864
Dad, hold on.
475
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,846
- Dad, wait.
- Gotta go.
476
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,800
Gonna be late for
dinner with your sisters.
477
00:17:09,101 --> 00:17:11,346
Dad, come on.
478
00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:13,035
Dad.
479
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,511
Hey, can we just talk?
480
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,410
Dad?
481
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,645
- I can't hear you.
- Okay, okay.
482
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,199
Well, can you roll the window down?
483
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,779
I can't roll the window down.
484
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,355
I thought you couldn't hear me.
485
00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:34,530
I just had this truck serviced.
486
00:17:34,597 --> 00:17:36,354
Dad, please stay.
487
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,119
Shouldn't you be saying
that to Spatchcock?
488
00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:39,918
Sounds like he's the
one you want to stay.
489
00:17:39,923 --> 00:17:42,143
I'm sorry. I should've
said something sooner.
490
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,580
I love your traditions, but this was
491
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,889
my first Station Thanksgiving
492
00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:46,330
and I was excited about it.
493
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,892
Because it was mine, and, you know,
494
00:17:47,897 --> 00:17:49,507
I get to be one of the guys.
495
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,109
Well, why'd you cry when I was leaving?
496
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,764
Because I was chopping onions.
497
00:17:52,769 --> 00:17:54,332
Let that be a lesson to you.
498
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:56,436
- Only use canned onions.
- Dad...
499
00:17:56,441 --> 00:17:58,644
You know, I was excited for
your first Station Thanksgiving too.
500
00:17:58,648 --> 00:18:01,390
- Please stay.
- I know where I'm not welcome.
501
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,091
Dad!
502
00:18:04,685 --> 00:18:05,924
Dad.
503
00:18:06,022 --> 00:18:07,572
Seriously?
504
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,179
This turkey is bullshit.
505
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,663
There's no cavity anymore.
506
00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:21,800
It could never have held
a crab-stuffed salmon.
507
00:18:22,072 --> 00:18:23,761
I don't think it's bullshit.
508
00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:25,637
I think it's gonna be
a delicious turcrabmon,
509
00:18:25,642 --> 00:18:28,841
even if it's not stuffed with
salmon and crab or whatever.
510
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,500
It won't be turcrabmon without it.
511
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,106
That's what the "crab" and the "mon"
512
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,572
- in the name means.
- Oh, right.
513
00:18:34,577 --> 00:18:36,158
Ah, man. Yeah, we thought it was, like,
514
00:18:36,163 --> 00:18:37,763
named after the guy who invented it,
515
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,031
like Ignatius Turcrabmon, or something.
516
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,343
- Who's "we"?
- We all did.
517
00:18:42,463 --> 00:18:44,143
- How'd it go?
- Not great.
518
00:18:44,148 --> 00:18:45,541
Yo, the washing machine is fixed,
519
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:47,548
but I don't see Spatchcock anywhere.
520
00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:52,634
Room for one more?
521
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,389
- Yes.
- Hey!
522
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,570
Yeah, man. Get in here!
523
00:18:56,575 --> 00:18:59,578
Hey, how about another?
524
00:18:59,698 --> 00:19:01,700
- You know it!
- Yeah.
525
00:19:03,799 --> 00:19:04,930
The Cock!
526
00:19:07,097 --> 00:19:09,099
Why does Spatchcock get
to sit at the big table
527
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,493
and I have to sit here all by myself?
528
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,583
Shh, stop. Because he's our guest.
529
00:19:12,588 --> 00:19:14,539
Do you wanna have our
guest sit alone over here?
530
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:15,801
- Yeah.
- Hey, cut it out.
531
00:19:17,683 --> 00:19:19,279
Excuse me. Listen up, listen up.
532
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,851
So I know I can be a
bit of a buttinsky...
533
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:22,963
- Come on!
- No.
534
00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:25,213
- No.
- Yes, absolutely.
535
00:19:25,218 --> 00:19:28,423
But I was hoping that
you guys could tolerate
536
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,038
one more Thanksgiving tradition.
537
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,089
I would love to go around the table
538
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,893
and hear what everyone's thankful for.
539
00:19:34,101 --> 00:19:36,604
Okay? I'll go first, I'll go first.
540
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,377
All right, I am grateful
541
00:19:40,382 --> 00:19:43,394
that you guys put up with me
542
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,393
for being, um,
543
00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:48,205
a tiny bit micromanage-y.
544
00:19:48,903 --> 00:19:51,963
But just so you know, it's
for your own good, okay?
545
00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:53,041
And that's it.
546
00:19:53,046 --> 00:19:55,396
- I got one, guys.
- Oh, okay.
547
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,713
Things that I am thankful for:
548
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,807
good health, uh,
549
00:19:59,812 --> 00:20:02,205
learning from my mistakes,
550
00:20:02,894 --> 00:20:05,114
the kindness of strangers...
551
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:06,729
Ike, what... what's this?
552
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:08,866
I read an article about
things to be thankful for
553
00:20:08,871 --> 00:20:10,658
and wrote them down.
554
00:20:10,663 --> 00:20:11,901
Do it from the heart.
555
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,342
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
556
00:20:13,347 --> 00:20:15,299
Um, of course.
557
00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:17,646
Uh, just off the top of my head,
558
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,791
uh, things that I am
personally thankful for:
559
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:24,179
beautiful mountain streams, the ocean,
560
00:20:24,184 --> 00:20:26,186
- ladybugs, sisterhood...
- Okay. Let me...
561
00:20:26,423 --> 00:20:27,990
From the heart.
562
00:20:29,554 --> 00:20:31,166
Uh...
563
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:34,010
Spoons. Like, clean spoons.
564
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,669
A lot of countries don't have...
565
00:20:35,674 --> 00:20:37,502
Actually don't have clean spoons.
566
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,380
Hey, Ike. Hey, hey, hey, buddy.
567
00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:42,393
Guess what? I'm thankful
for Spatchcock joining us.
568
00:20:42,398 --> 00:20:43,672
Joining us. That's what...
569
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:44,808
Thank you, Granny.
570
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,557
Wow, okay.
571
00:20:47,283 --> 00:20:49,894
I would say there are probably
572
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:53,817
36 or 37 things I'm
grateful for this year.
573
00:20:57,163 --> 00:20:58,643
Okay, number one:
574
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:00,563
Hirschman Engineering
came out with a new line
575
00:21:00,568 --> 00:21:02,178
of ball bearings this past summer.
576
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,175
Now, as you know,
Hirschman's typically known
577
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,661
for their rod ends
or their axial shafts.
578
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,523
And so, when they came
out with ball bearings,
579
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,613
there was a bunch of us
online just having a chitchat,
580
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,967
going, "Can you believe what
they just dropped on us?"
581
00:21:13,049 --> 00:21:17,706
'Cause Hirschman owns the
patents on 45 truck parts.
582
00:21:17,893 --> 00:21:19,534
- Of those 45 truck parts...
- Hi, Bernie.
583
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,494
We've been thinking about you all day.
584
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,844
Sorry, gang. I know you
really had your heart set
585
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:28,678
on me staying for dinner,
but these lovely ladies
586
00:21:28,683 --> 00:21:32,643
really, really wanna have me for dinner.
587
00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:34,335
Little something to go.
588
00:21:36,384 --> 00:21:37,877
- Ugh!
- Thanks.
589
00:21:39,051 --> 00:21:40,792
Chief, one more thing.
590
00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:42,838
I took these out of your truck.
591
00:21:45,091 --> 00:21:46,745
My spark plugs.
592
00:21:46,952 --> 00:21:48,347
Yeah, I didn't want you to get away
593
00:21:48,351 --> 00:21:50,486
without having a chance
to talk to your daughter.
594
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,213
How did you...
595
00:21:52,218 --> 00:21:53,635
I hear everything.
596
00:21:54,728 --> 00:21:56,295
All right, ladies.
597
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,510
Do your worst. Uh-oh.
598
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,841
I'm about to get punished.
599
00:22:00,846 --> 00:22:02,108
I did not see that coming.
600
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,708
Awoo!
601
00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:05,416
Lates!
602
00:22:05,834 --> 00:22:07,807
Whoo!
603
00:22:08,321 --> 00:22:10,889
This is how "Planes, Trains
and Automobiles" ends?
604
00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:13,767
Not exactly, but damn,
I thought he was lying.
605
00:22:13,849 --> 00:22:15,677
All right, enough. Let's eat.
606
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:16,716
- Yes!
- Sounds great.
607
00:22:16,721 --> 00:22:17,896
I'm gonna let the Captain
608
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,502
carve the flat turkey.
609
00:22:19,507 --> 00:22:21,378
Oh, what an honor!
610
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,604
Station 24, a fire
at 707 Commerce Drive.
611
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,775
It's a fried turkey fire, again.
612
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,049
Move it out.
613
00:22:29,546 --> 00:22:32,015
I'll hold down the fort,
keep the food warm.
614
00:22:34,745 --> 00:22:36,437
Finally, dinner!
615
00:22:36,578 --> 00:22:38,820
- Whoo, baby!
- Ooh, yeah.
616
00:22:39,614 --> 00:22:41,442
Whoa. Where's all the food?
617
00:22:41,712 --> 00:22:43,312
It's all gone!
618
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:46,147
Who ate all this?
619
00:22:48,616 --> 00:22:50,452
Terry McConky.
620
00:22:51,278 --> 00:22:53,062
It actually doesn't look half bad.
621
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:55,194
Yeah, I like the outside-the-box
thinking.
622
00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:57,067
Hey, Andy, why don't you
slide that pizza around?
623
00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,164
That part's not cooked over there.
624
00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,179
Why me?
625
00:22:59,184 --> 00:23:00,827
'Cause I bet you'd be good at it.
626
00:23:03,009 --> 00:23:04,769
- Aw!
- Andy.
627
00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:06,380
Come on. Pay attention, pal!
628
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,777
Do it yourself next time!
629
00:23:07,782 --> 00:23:09,131
Hey, buddy. Come here.
630
00:23:09,136 --> 00:23:10,703
Poor guy's just having a rough day.
631
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:15,737
Ah, crap. I hate to say it,
632
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:17,874
but I think we're gonna
have to call Spatchcock.
633
00:23:20,742 --> 00:23:23,179
Did it stink? You betcha!
634
00:23:25,354 --> 00:23:27,226
Spatchie, you're hysterical.
635
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:28,421
Oh!
636
00:23:30,316 --> 00:23:32,320
Hey, Granny. How you doing?
637
00:23:32,932 --> 00:23:35,171
Okay, I'll be right there.
638
00:23:36,409 --> 00:23:38,237
Sorry, ladies. Duty calls.
639
00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:40,027
But Spatchles, Pete
Carroll's coming over,
640
00:23:40,032 --> 00:23:41,763
and we're supposed to have a six-way.
641
00:23:41,806 --> 00:23:43,460
It's not gonna take too long.
642
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,381
Just keep the water hot
and the champagne cold.
643
00:23:46,386 --> 00:23:47,633
Spatchie, will you do the trick
644
00:23:47,638 --> 00:23:49,351
one more time before you leave?
645
00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:50,989
I really gotta go.
646
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,992
Please, please, please,
please, please, please!
647
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,359
- Okay.
- Yay!
648
00:23:56,364 --> 00:23:57,812
All right.
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