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This programme contains
strong language
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How come you don't want to live
with your boyfriend?
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I just don't want to ruin it.
Honestly, I'll be out of here before
you know it.
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If you really want to do this,
let's do it together.
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Le Peau Peau face cream needs two
people to fly out for the pitch.
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Paris! We got Le Peau Peau?
Me...and Pat.
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Which brings me on to Ekko Chamber.
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I've known Jamma my whole life,
he's born to do this campaign.
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All yours, Jamma.
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Have you had any letters
from the council recently?
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He's a coward mouse.
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Whatever happens tonight,
let's just remember - routine, OK?
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She would give anything not
to see me with a man, especially one
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that's old enough to be my dad!
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This was meant to be my big moment.
Our big moment.
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What do all these women
have in common?
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I'm a full-time mum.
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I'm a bus driver...
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..and a full-time mum.
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I'm a coalminer.
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We all celebrate the skin we're in.
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Le Peau Peau's new
anti-ageing formula
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with triple-moisture technology
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for firmer, softer-looking skin.
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Le Peau Peau, because we're all the
same when it comes to skin.
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How much of this did you take?
Four...teen.
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I don't know! Oh, you're so naughty!
That's like £1,000.
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I know... You want to
sample the goods, you dirty thief!
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THEY LAUGH
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Can you hurry up?
I've got more viewings.
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Yes, sorry.
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Yeah, we got lost in the fantasy...
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You definitely don't want to live
with Guy? No, no, no.
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It just makes things,
you know, serious.
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Look, I want to live here with you.
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Imagine the parties
we'd have on the mezzanine.
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I do love a mezzanine party.
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Do you know what I mean?!
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Come on, come on, you cheeky boy!
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Oh... You got me, you got me,
you got me!
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BOTH: It's a yes!
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SHE LAUGHS
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BOTH: # It's a mezzanine party
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# You're invited
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# No, you're invited
No, you're invited
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BOTH: # To my mezzanine party! #
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You need to tell your housemates.
You need to tell Guy. Already on it.
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Hey, sexy boy! Hey.
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Woke up and you weren't there.
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Yeah, no, I was meeting
Winnie, because...
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OK, so, basically...
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Are you avoiding me
after what happened?
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What happened?
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HE SIGHS
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At the restaurant, last week.
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You know, because we haven't
really spoken about it.
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Yeah, do we need to?
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Yes.
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Yeah. Yeah, cool...
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I can make us dinner tonight.
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Yeah, all right Great! OK, great.
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Great.
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Hell of a view.
Yeah, hell of a view, too.
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Oh! Sorry, sorry.
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I just love him.
I want to eat him. Me, too.
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Some people are just born...
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What the hell? "Bad Boy of Gunkr"?
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What is he wearing?
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How cool is Isaac?
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Isn't he a visionary?
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I wish I was Isaac.
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I mean, of course he's on the front
cover of magazines. Look at him!
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He's like a software update
of Jamma. Who's Jamma?
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ALL CHATTER
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We need someone like Isaac.
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I need to speak to you.
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Take a seat.
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It's fine, I'll stand,
this won't take long.
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I could sit, I'll sit, thank you.
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The Paris campaign should
have gone to me. Why?
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I'm more experienced,
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the clients love me,
and I can speak French.
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IN FRENCH:
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Well, then, it's settled.
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It's all yours.
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OK. Really?
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Thank you!
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Or should I say, feliz navidad?
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No. OK.
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Oh, who should I give
Ekko Chamber to?
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That's still yours.
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Oh, but both pitches are in
on Monday.
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Yes. I'll be in Paris on Monday.
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Good point. We'll fly the clients
over here,
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save you going to Paris.
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You can work over the weekend.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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I...
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Hey, bro.
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Look, I'm really sorry, but the boss
wants me to do Le Peau Peau.
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Erm, you're not doing Le Peau Peau.
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Yeah, I am, Pat, actually, so...
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Bro, this industry, man...
Well, that's ruthless.
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Ruthless, exactly - and, you know,
like, it's whoever's best
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for the campaign... Me and Isaac
are the ones going to Paris.
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Pat, no-one's going to Paris, OK?
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Isaac, come on, man, say something.
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Who the bloody hell are you?
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Yo, you want to get lunch? Uh...
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Erm... I just spoke to the boss.
Yeah, me, too. What do you mean?
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This morning she gave me
the full rundown.
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WHISPERS: The product, it's bad.
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She thinks it needs someone
with experience.
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Yeah, or no moral compass.
What do you mean?
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"We're all the same
when it comes to skin"?
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Who writes this stuff?
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Fred.
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Yeah.
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I passed. You passed?
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This ad campaign
that doesn't see colour?
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Hell, yeah, I passed.
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What was your chat?
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No, we just talked about a pay rise.
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Do you want to pay for lunch?
Yeah, sure!
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..I-N-G, "ing".
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ALL: I-N-G, "ing".
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Good! Now, put together.
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ALL: Yorkshire pudding.
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Pudd-ING.
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The article, the article!
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What's happened?
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Oh, my God, look at my picture!
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"Behind the modest..." One minute.
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Nadeem, camera.
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Yes, I'm ready.
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"Behind the modest doors
of this deteriorating Megacentre
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"lies, talent, beauty and heaps
of personality.
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"And that's just Farida Jamshidi."
Oh!
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THEY CHEER
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SHE LAUGHS
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What is it?
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I haven't seen Dad since your dinner
thing, and neither has Mum.
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He's probably in the basement
playing solitaire.
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Wait, you coming in? No, I've got
like a million things to do.
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MUFFLED SCREAM
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What happened?
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"Over a third of London's
community centres
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"are facing closure,"
duh, duh, duh...
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"Unfortunately, the Farida
Megacentre is no exception."
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Oh, my God! "Luxury offices are set
to replace the centre."
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Luxury? I like luxury.
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It's not for us, Uncle.
I don't understand.
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They're shutting us down.
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They're shutting down?
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ALL MUTTER
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This is a right-wing newspaper.
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No, no, no...
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Enough!
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No-one is going to shut me down.
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Do you know who I am?
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You are Farida Jamshidi.
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Exactly! So now, come on,
back to class.
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I think we should take
this seriously.
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No, Jamal, it's the fake news.
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If the council was going to shut me
down, they would have sent letters.
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It'll all be fine, don't worry.
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Eat.
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M-O-U-S-E, mouse.
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Dad?
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HE SIGHS
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Dad, man...
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HE SHRIEKS
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SQUEAKING
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HE GRUNTS
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CRASHING
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HE WHIMPERS
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SQUEAKING
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He took the samosa?
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Holy shit!
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Pakistani mouse.
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Dad?
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PHONE VIBRATES, CRASH
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Fuck!
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HE SIGHS
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Hello, sexy boy.
Hey, I can't really talk right now.
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Can you pick up some tahini
on the way home?
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Yeah, yeah, sure, yeah.
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Jamma, are the post-it
notes really necessary?
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Yeah, just keep things simple
for when we...
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When we what? When I leave.
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Look, can we talk about this later?
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I'm just having a bit of
a situation with my dad.
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Yeah. Yeah, of course.
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Hell of a view.
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LINE HANGS UP
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Dad, just come out and talk to me,
we can sort this out together.
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SQUEAKING
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Dad, I can see you,
this is ridiculous!
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Fine! I'll wait.
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"Immersive podcast experience.
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"Gasmask but for podcasts.
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"Pod gasmask.
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"Hard cap... Peas in a pod."
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I'm a podcast. Fuck!
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HE SIGHS
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"Party cat. Party in the USA!
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"Peas, happy, be merry...pod."
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Fuck!
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Do you know what, Dad? I think
you're actually quite selfish!
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You're not getting rid
of your problems,
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you're just passing them on to me.
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Mum's right, you're just a coward.
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Good luck, yeah? Catch you later.
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DOOR SHUTS
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SQUEAKING
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SQUEAKING
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Hold on, I got you now!
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SQUEAKING
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Stop it! Dad, please!
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I'm worried about
your mental health!
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Isaac! I found Dad, he's in here.
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Cool.
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Mum needs you to print off
100 copies of this leaflet.
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She says it's important.
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Why can't you do it?
I'm busy. With what?
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I've got to pick up chicken wire.
Oh, great! I'm glad that's covered.
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I'm finding your tone
quite reductive.
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I've got to save this family,
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figure out how to sell a stupid
podcast helmet
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and racist face cream,
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tell my very sensitive boyfriend
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I don't want to live with him,
and pick up tahini.
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You're doing the Peau Peau?
Le Peau Peau.
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Yeah. Why?
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Because it's my actual job,
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not just some ironic experiment
for art school.
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OK, well, it's not my fault
you do too much.
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You don't do enough.
Maybe I don't want to be like you.
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Oh, that's funny, because
you were in my hand-me-downs,
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living in my room,
and now you're in my job.
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You don't know who I am.
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Yeah, because I don't think
you know who YOU are.
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Artist?
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What art do you actually do?
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What do you think
the chicken wire's for?
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Gah.
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Great!
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Jamma...
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ALL TALK AT ONCE
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VOICES ECHO
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HEARTBEAT THUMPS
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CLAMOUR OF VOICES
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SOUND CEASES
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How comes you never taught me
cards as a kid?
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Or anything, for that matter?
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You can't keep running away
from your problems, Dad.
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PHONE: Hey, Jamma speaking.
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It's getting late, are you coming?
Just call me back as soon as you...
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ECHOING: ..can!
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It's different.
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SQUEAKING
263
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,120
What, me?
264
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,240
I don't even... How will I...?
265
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,240
Just...
266
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,640
OK, just a quick one, then.
267
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,840
What do I do?
268
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,800
Just...? OK.
269
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,200
Oh, and... OK, yeah.
270
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,400
And then - what do you...?
271
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,040
Oh, and...
272
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,720
..and...then it all...all
reshuffles.
273
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,120
HE LAUGHS
That's good. Yeah, very good!
274
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,200
Yeah!
275
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,280
Oh! Oh! Oh!
276
00:14:57,280 --> 00:15,00
HE LAUGHS
277
00:14:57,280 --> 00:15,00
Oh, the cards are so...
278
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,760
FARIDA: You think living together
helps?
279
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,360
MAN: Fuck the police!
280
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,680
GUY: Are the post-it notes
really necessary?
281
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,760
FARIDA: Love is not enough, Jamal.
282
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,120
Dad, Dad, he's gone.
283
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,640
I'm going to do it on Monday.
284
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,160
Today is Monday, Jamal.
285
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,920
CLOCK CHIMES
286
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,720
The pitches!
287
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,920
Excuse me. Excuse me!
288
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,880
HE YELLS
289
00:15,38 --> 00:15:40,280
Excuse me. Thank you.
290
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,120
Oh, I need you to print Mum's
leaflets. Can't, I just quit.
291
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,360
What do you mean, you quit?
292
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,480
You're right, I should focus
on my art.
293
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,680
Jam Jar? The clients are here!
294
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,720
Shit...
295
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,520
Here he is, Judas Jamshidi.
Not only did he steal my campaign,
296
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,960
he convinced his own brother
to quit.
297
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16,02
Do you know what?
Just piss off, Pat!
298
00:16,02 --> 00:16:04,560
Today's not the day
to fuck with me, OK?
299
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16,07
You want to be helpful,
go and get some teas in,
300
00:16,07 --> 00:16:10,640
some mini croissants, yeah? That's
said it! That goes for all of you!
301
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,560
You want to see the real
Bad Boy of Gunkr?
302
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,960
You're looking at him!
303
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,600
Jesus!
304
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,120
CLATTERING
305
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,680
Who put that there?!
Jamma! What is your plan?
306
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,480
Don't have one. What?
307
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,560
Isaac can wing it, why can't I?
OK, I'm coming with you!
308
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,960
What even is it?!
309
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,680
I'm going to level with you.
310
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16,42
I've not slept all weekend.
311
00:16,42 --> 00:16:45,480
Or maybe I've overslept,
who knows?
312
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,440
I just had a million things
to sort out,
313
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,640
and I had to stop my dad from
nibbling through cables. Jamma...
314
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,120
I know, I know, I'm being honest.
315
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,920
We hate honesty in marketing.
316
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,760
But do you know why no-one
buys your product?
317
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,240
Because it's hideous.
What he means to say, guys...
318
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,920
No, Winnie, please.
It looks like a skinned chicken!
319
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,360
No-one wants to sit on the bus
320
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,520
looking like a
dickhead skinned chicken!
321
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,680
And yet, this hideous thing
322
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,840
got me through my hideous weekend.
323
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,240
When it all got too much,
324
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:25,360
I put this on and I was alone.
325
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,520
But also connected.
326
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,480
Right, so... Exactly!
327
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,560
This is not a podcast device.
328
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,680
It's a safe space.
329
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,760
That's an impressive pitch.
330
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,920
Just one thing,
331
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,080
how does it stop you from ageing?
332
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:55,800
Jamma, this is Camille and Clement
from Le Peau Peau.
333
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17,58
CLOCK CHIMES
334
00:17,58 --> 00:18:00,720
Here are the refreshments
you ordered, Mr Jamma.
335
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18,03
Anything else I can get you?
336
00:18,03 --> 00:18:04,920
How about your personal printing?
337
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,360
OK, I think it's best
we reschedule.
338
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,080
No, no, it's not
my personal printing.
339
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,200
Really? Looks a lot like your mum.
340
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,800
No, that...
341
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,360
SQUEAKING
342
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,080
Dad?
343
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,080
SQUEAKING
344
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,240
Argh! Ooh!
345
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,760
No, no-one move! It's not...
No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
346
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,800
No, no, no! No!
347
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,800
I've got it, I've got it!
348
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,440
THEY YELL
349
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,440
No! No! Get back, get back,
get back!
350
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,920
HE RETCHES
351
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,080
No!
352
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,400
SHE SCREAMS
353
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:49,240
It wasn't awful, per se,
it was...memorable?
354
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,680
And memorable is what you want
from a pitch.
355
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,640
Hey, do you want to get
fucked up and run away
356
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18,57
from all of our problems? Yeah.
357
00:18,57 --> 00:18:59,360
No, no, no, I don't want to end
up like my dad.
358
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,960
Hey, you are nothing
like your father.
359
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,120
You haven't met him.
360
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,160
Yeah, you've met one, you've met
them all. Anyway, chin up, bad boy.
361
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,280
Look what I got you.
362
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,280
HE GASPS
363
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19,15
A jam jar! Ho-ho! Wing Wings!
364
00:19,15 --> 00:19:16,480
I love you.
365
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,320
We're going to be homies.
366
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,240
How did Guy take it?
367
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,760
Really well. Yeah? Yeah. Good.
HE CHUCKLES
368
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,120
PHONE VIBRATES
369
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,560
WHISPERS: Oh, shit!
370
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,440
Guy?
371
00:19,56 --> 00:19:57,680
Guy?
372
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,440
Oh, fuck...
373
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,320
DOOR CREAKS
374
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,840
Guy?
375
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:27,080
SHOWER FLOWS
376
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:34,520
HE SOBS
377
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,160
OK, I'm going to reduce the power.
378
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,560
Oh! Ah, shit!
379
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,680
Oh!
380
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,800
I'm so sorry. I've had
the maddest weekend.
381
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,960
I cannot be this far down
on the list.
382
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,560
I need to know you're
committed to me
383
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,200
and not just using my house
as a fucking storage unit.
384
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,120
I mean, it's a lovely storage unit.
385
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,720
Jam.
386
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,120
Sorry.
387
00:21,12 --> 00:21:16,800
If you're going to be here,
you need to be here.
388
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:22,080
Yeah. I AM here.
389
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21,27
I need you to be here properly,
390
00:21,27 --> 00:21:30,320
otherwise I'm not sure
I can do this.
391
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,400
OK. Brilliant.
392
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,600
Yeah. You'll move in -
unpack and everything?
393
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,800
Yeah! Yeah? Yeah!
394
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,480
HE LAUGHS
395
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,880
Come here, you idiot.
396
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,160
Go on.
397
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,200
HE GRUNTS
398
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,800
# It's a mezzanine party
399
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,120
# It's a mezzanine party
400
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22,05
# Don't you wanna come party?
401
00:22,05 --> 00:22:08,840
# Heaven knows I need a party
402
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,040
# We don't care about
the first floor
403
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,880
# We don't care about
the second floor
404
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,240
# Life is better in between
405
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:22,760
# When you're on a mezzanine... #
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