All language subtitles for Gay Purr-ee English

My friends, this is Paris.

Gay, beautiful, wonderful,
magnificent Paris.

Paris: The tender mother of romance.

Of love. Of amour.

But not all the love stories
of France begin in Paris. No, no, no.

There was one, for example, a quite
unusual one that began in the hot...

...sun-drenched region
in the south of France...

...in the province known as Provence.

The time is around
the turn of the century.

You call it the Gay Nineties, no?

But that is beside the point.

This is the story of a little
female citizen of France...

...who is as beautiful and as innocent
as her name.

And her name is Mewsette.

No last name. Just Mewsette.

Hello, Jaune Tom.

Hello, Mewsette.

That was a very nice song
you were singing, Jaune Tom.

- Please sing some more for me.
- Mewsette...

...you know I can't sing it
when you're looking at me.

Amour, amour...

...a- mush.

Jaune Tom! Jaune Tom!

Jaune Tom, you're wonderful.

Jaune Tom!

A moose! A moose!

I mean, a mouse.
It's as big as a moose.

- I mean, it's a whopper.
- A mouse?

Where? Where?

At the barn. Hurry! Hurry!

Come on, let's go!

Jaune Tom, you're a...

...clumsy country clod.

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo!

Hey, Jaune Tom.
What are we going to do with our mouse?

We'll wrap it as a gift
and give it to Mewsette.

Mewsette...

That's all I ever hear
around this place.

But, my dear sister, how can you
continue to bury yourself on this farm?

I like it here, Jeunesse, chérie.
I choose to live here.

And now, tell me about
this friend of yours in Paris.

- Is he nice?
- My dear sister, what manners.

So polished.

Not at all like the plebeian peasants
you would meet out here.

The peasants,
they are good and honest...

...and very happy.

Happy, on this pile of dust?

How can you allow yourself
to go to seed like a fat duck?

- Ducks don't go to seed, my dear sister.
- Well, like a vegetable then.

That's what you are, Marie:
A cabbage, an artichoke.

True, Jeunesse, and vegetables
are happiest on farms.

But, darling, think of Paris.
Lovely, gay Paris.

Have you forgotten the sidewalk cafes
and how we sipped champagne?

Champagne. That must be what
they call catnip in Paris.

How nice.

The button champignons sauteed
in butter with tiny shreds of ham.

Champignons.

I know what they are. Mushrooms!
And delicious too.

- And, my dear, the Champs Elysees.
- Champs Elysées?

- I wonder what they taste like.
- Oh, what a lovely feline.

Too bad her beauty is wasted here.

Now, in Paris, she would be
perfumed and curled...

...and have a stunning coiffure.

We would go everywhere in style,
wouldn't we, chérie?

The Rivoli, Maxim's, the Place Pigalle...

...boating on the Seine...

...with the music of Paris
surrounding and caressing us.

Oh, those nights. So sparkling, so clear,
that each star becomes...

...the glittering point
of a great blue diamond.

Mewsette!

Hey, Mewsette!

What's the matter?
Are you deaf or something?

No. I am not deaf or something.

Come on, come on.
Read the poem.

Okay, okay.
You don't have to push.

A poem, dedicated to Mewsette.

To Mewsette, the prettiest cat
In all of France

All right, all right.
It's your poem.

Roses are red
violets are blue

Here is a mouse from me to you

Signed, Jaune Tom.

Jaune Tom! You take that horrid,
vulgar thing away from here this minute!

I've never been so insulted.

How dare you think that I would eat
such a coarse, plebeian thing.

But...

- But cats like mice.
- Perhaps so.

- But I am not a cat, I'll have you know.
- You're not a...?

- You're not a cat?
- Not a cat?

I am a...

A... feline.

- A feline?
- You're a fe... What?

I think she means a female, Robespierre.

And all felines really like
is champagne and champignons...

...and Champs Elysees...

And all I get on this farm
is mice and milk!

I feel like a cabbage that's gone
to seed. Like a fat duck!

Gosh, Mewsette,
you're not as fat as a duck.

Oh, go away, you ple... Ple...

Plebeian peasant, you!

I never want to see you again.

I wish I were dead!

Oh, boo-hoo-hoo!
So do we.

Don't we, Jaune Tom?
Jaune Tom?

Jaune Tom?

Now look what you've done,
you... You old feline, you!

Plebeians!

Well, if you don't like us "plebleens,"
why don't you go away with her?

I'll bet she just lives on "cham-pag-ne" and
"cham-pygmy-ons" and "champs-ulysses."

Why, Robespierre, that's a wonderful idea.
That's exactly what I'll do.

I'll go to Paris.
No more mice and milk for me!

Well, bon voyage, Mademoiselle Feline.

Au revoir, Robespierre!
Take good care of Jaune Tom!

What do you know?
She did it!

I must have a way with felines.

We're free! Free!

Free at last!

Well, you're a mouse.
You ought to know.

Why didn't she like you?

Did you ever have any trouble
like that with your girl?

Oh. You are a girl.

Well, then tell me something
from the girl's point of view.

What's wrong with me?

Jaune Tom! Jaune Tom!

- Where are you, Jaune Tom?
- Over here, Robespierre.

You can come on back now.
Everything's okay.

You mean Mewsette...?
Mewsette'll take the mouse?

No. She's left, Jaune Tom.
Took off.

- Nothing but fun now that Mewsette's gone.
- What do you mean she's gone?

- She just went away in a carriage.
- Carriage?

- What carriage?
- The one that took her to Paris.

- Well, why did she go to Paris?
- All felines go to Paris, I guess.

Come on, Jaune Tom.
Let's go mouse hunting.

Mewsette!

Hey. Wait for me!

Mewsette! Come back, Mewsette!

For the last time, my lad,
if your friend arrived in that buggy...

...she has gone to Paris.

All right. I know that, but where's Paris?
What is Paris?

What is Paris?

- Are you mad?
- Is it a school or something for felines?

A school for felines?

- No? Well, a village, maybe?
- Yes.

That is what it is. A little village
a mile or two up the tracks.

And now, if you don't mind,
I do have work to do.

Well, thanks a lot.

Jaune Tom! Jaune Tom!

- Pardon me, sir, but did you see...?
- He went thataway.

Gee, thanks. Jaune Tom!

Good morning, Jaune Tom.

Nighty-night.

I can hardly believe it!

I'm really on my way to Paris!

Delightful.

Delightful city, isn't it?

Oh, yes, sir.

Even more beautiful than
I dreamed it would be.

- First trip to Paris?
- Oh, yes.

- Visiting relatives?
- Oh, no.

I just up and decided that I'd
vegetated too long on that dreary farm...

...and that every girl should see Paris
and Jaune Tom is so dull...

...and I don't know anybody in Paris
and it's all so wonderful...

Oh, but you must think I'm terribly bold
to talk this way to a stranger.

Not at all. I think your enthusiasm
is charming, and I'm not offended.

Oh, thank you.
I just know I'll be happy here.

Of course. But like any big city,
Paris has its pitfalls.

Oh, I realie that.
But after all, I'm...

I'm not exactly a kitten anymore.
I choose my friends very carefully.

And that's very wise, my dear.

Nevertheless, there are still a few
unscrupulous characters about.

- Oh, dear me.
- You need a friend, a sponsor.

- Now, I...
- But that would hardly be proper, would it?

Mademoiselle! You cannot be inferring
that I would suggest anything improper.

Oh, dear, no. Oh.
Please forgive me. It's just that...

I thought that my sister,
one of the most influential cats in Paris...

...might be persuaded
to take you under her wing.

Teach you all you need to know,
introduce you to society.

But of course, if you would prefer
to go it yourself...

...alone in a strange city, by all means.
- Oh, no, please.

- I would love to meet your sister.
- Then it is settled.

Come along, my dear.

Jaune Tom!

What are we doing down here,
Jaune Tom?

Let's go home before
something happens to us.

I can't, Robespierre.
I have to find Mewsette.

Well, you look for Mewsette.
I'm gonna look for trains.

Is it much further to
your sister's shop, monsieur?

No. It is just a little
further along this street.

Yes. Here we are, my dear,
the best in all Paris.

"Salon de Beaute Pour Felines.
Mme. Rubens-Chatte."

Meowrice, how nice to see you again.

- This is Mewsette, my dear sister.
- Isn't she pretty?

Any sister of Meowrice is a friend of mine.

Henrietta, you are my sister.

Sister!

Oh, yes. Yes, of course.

She is an old dear
but a little absent-minded.

Imagine, not even remembering
your own brother!

- Yes.
- How silly of me.

Of course I'm his sister.
I've been his sister for years.

Mewsette is new to Paris, dear sister.
I have told her of your wonderful salon...

...where you will make her
into the belle of all Paris.

- Of course, dear brother.
- Then she is all yours, Henrietta.

- You know what must be done.
- Now, look here, Meowrice.

It's going to take time and money
to make a lady out of this cat.

So this time, I want
something in advance.

Don't rush things, my dear.

Just remember, time is on the side
of the scoundrel.

- And you are the king of the scoundrels.
- Yes.

Now if you'll excuse me,
I have some business to attend to.

All right. Now listen carefully.

So I want one of you to keep
an eye on that girl at all times.

Is that clear?

As they say,
"Evil is the root of all money."

Money trees, that is.

Big green money trees.

Gosh! We'll never find Paris
in all those buildings and things.

- Yeah. There's a lot of them, all right.
- I told you it was a wild-goose chase.

- Come on. Let's go home.
- No, Robespierre.

- I can't go back without Mewsette.
- Well, I can.

So long, Jaune Tom.

I'm gonna miss you, Robespierre.
Take care of yourself.

Take care of myself?
Who's gonna take care of him?

Without me,
no telling what'll happen to him.

Alone, friendless, far from home.

Well, don't just stand there.

Let's start looking.

Mewsette!

Mewsette!

Mewsette!

Mewsette!

- Quiet! Stop that noise!
- Go away, you silly little pussycats.

- Get away from here!
- Scram! Go on!

Leave those cats out of here!
Allez!

I don't know why she ever came to Paris.

I don't know why you ever came to Paris.

Your purr, my dear,
it's like a cement mixer.

But that's the way I purred
back home on the farm.

Well, it won't do here.

It must be refined, yet seductive.

Like this:

Now try again and put
some throat into it.

Stop!

- Oh, stop!
- Oh, I'm sorry, Madame Rubens-Chatte.

Being sorry isn't enough.
Now, look, child.

We don't want to disappoint
Meowrice, do we?

- Oh, no. I'll try very hard this time.
- Good.

Now, let's show him how
poised and gracefully...

...we walk with a bowl
of milk on our head.

Now walk towards me.
Head erect.

Turn right. Left.
Reverse.

Oh, look out!

Oh, no.

I'm a failure. I'll never be a Parisian.

I'm going back home,
back with the peasants...

...where I belong.
- No! No! Stop her! Stop her!

Stop her yourself.

My poor dear.
I know just how you feel.

Wouldn't you like to stroll on the
boulevard, stop at a sidewalk cafe?

- And order Champs Elysees, just once.
- Of course, my pet.

Let us be gay.
We shall do the town.

- Do you feel better now, my dear?
- Oh, yes.

Those sidewalk cafes were so much fun.
And Paris is so beautiful!

And I feel so important
riding in a buggy and...

Oh, good heavens, Meowrice.
What are they doing?

Oh, them? Why, they are kissing, chérie.

- What's kissing?
- Kissing?

Why, kissing is...
Like rubbing noses.

But do they only kiss in buggies?

Well, if you did away with buggies,
you'd stop half the kissing in Paris.

How strange. Why is that?

Because, my naive one, there is
nothing so romantic as a buggy ride.

- Here we are.
- Oh! So soon?

- Now, back to your lessons, my dear.
- Goodbye, Meowrice. And thank you!

How foolish I was.
I'll never think of that dull farm again.

I tell you, Jaune Tom, it's hopeless.
Absolutely hopeless.

- She's probably miles from here.
- Yeah.

Yeah, I suppose you're right,
Robespierre.

Well, come on then.

- Let's go back to the farm.
- Okay. Okay.

Now you're talking!

Robespierre, look!
Look what it says: "Felines"!

That's what Mewsette said she was.
I'll bet they'd know where she is.

Here we go again.

Jaune Tom!

Help, Jaune Tom!

Jaune Tom! Help!

- Who is it, dearie?
- There's no one here.

No one at all.

Help!

You know, Robespierre, we're seeing parts
of Paris that the tourists usually miss.

Let's find our way out of here
and get back to that feline place.

"Mr. Henry Phtt, 1411 Sand Box Road...

...Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, U.S.A."

"Dear Mr. Phtt:

At long last, I have found a bride for you.
With proper schooling now underway...

...she will be the most beautiful
and talented cat in the world.

I shall keep you informed
of her progress.

Your obedient servant,
Meowrice Percy Beaucoup."

"P.S. I'm afraid that
the price we agreed upon...

...must, under the circumstances,
be doubled.

There are other suitors."

Well, I'm off to mail this letter.

If you ever decide to marry,
boys, marry for love...

...of money.

Jaune Tom, you take that horrid,
vulgar thing away from here this minute!

Pardon me, my friend, but that was
the most remarkable exhibition...

...of "virtu-mouse-ity"
I've ever witnessed.

- Virtu-what-sity?
- Virtu-mouse-ity.

A little phrase I coined to describe
the incredible proficiency...

...you just displayed
in apprehending that rodent.

Obviously, it was too small.
Throwing it back was such a noble gesture.

It is an imposition, I know,
but it would afford me great pleasure...

...if you would join me for a bite
of dinner and perhaps a sip of...

We accept! We accept!

Name's Robespierre, manager of him...

...Jaune Tom,
the world's greatest mouser.

And now can we eat?

It would seem to be
out of our hands, monsieur.

What'll it be your pleasure
you're having, s'il vous plait?

- Milk.
- Milk?

No, no. Let's really
live it up big, Jaune Tom.

- Straight cream.
- No, no, messieurs.

On an occasion such as this,
we drink champagne.

Champagne, garcon.

Champagne for the greatest
mouse catcher in all France...

...and his manager.

One bottle of champagne,
hot off the ice.

Hey, it's made out of bubbles.

I just wanna tell you...

...that you're all a wonderful
bunch of gentlemen.

Everyone.

I saloosh...

Shaloot...
I salute you!

What a head.

What a head!

Here, what is this?
A turtle, perhaps?

A turtle with a hangover?

A two-headed turtle? Impossible.

Where are you going, turtle?

What do you know?
This is no turtle.

It's just a small, bloodshot kitten.

Oh, gently, gently, shipmate.

I won't harm your little friend.

You see, we three
are all in the same boat.

The same boat.

That is pretty funny.
The same boat, no?

Say... No.
No, I guess not.

The truth is,
we have been shanghaied, shipmates.

Or catnapped, in your case.

And that means we have to work.

Jaune Tom.

It's all right, Jaune Tom.
We'll get back all right.

Oh, it's such a big ocean, Robespierre,
bigger than all France.

Bigger than the whole world.

Sure it is, but you've never
given up hope yet.

I have now.

It's too big, Robespierre.
We'll never get back to find Mewsette.

It's not as big as you think, Jaune Tom.

Why, look.
It's just made up of little drops.

It's all how you look at it.
Honestly, Jaune Tom.

Jaune Tom?

There you are, shipmates.
I have good news!

We are headed for Alaska
and the gold rush.

We will strike it rich, my friends.
Then we will return to Paris in style.

No time for games, little turtle.

The rain has stopped and I have work to do.
I must swab the deck, yes?

"Dear Mr. Phtt:

According to your instructions,
I am having Mewsette's portrait painted...

...by the most famous artists in Paris.

Many of them are not yet
well-known in America...

...so please allow me to tell you
a little bit about each one.

Claude Monet might well be said to be
the father of the Impressionist movement.

You will notice how Monsieur Monet
achieves a shimmering light...

...throughout the picture...

...and an impression of air and space.

A man of noble birth is
Monsieur Henri Toulouse-Lautrec...

...who is perhaps best known for his
striking posters for the Moulin Rouge.

Pointillism is a highly individual style
developed by Georges Seurat...

...in which he creates
his astonishing effects...

...by the clever placing
of tiny dots of paint...

...next to each other.

Henri Rousseau is an ex-soldier
with no formal art training.

He is known as a 'primitive painter.'

With his vivid imagination...

...he is creating a
charming world of his own...

...where oranges grow on banana trees.

Amedeo Modigliani is
a talented young Italian painter...

...who shows great promise.

Sometimes his models have great difficulty
holding the pose for him.

A Dutch painter who has found
new inspiration here in Paris...

...is a man of violent temperament:
Vincent van Gogh.

To achieve a strong emotional impact...

...he sometimes applies paint
directly from the tube.

Monsieur Edgar Degas frequently uses
ballet dancers as his models.

To arrive at his delicate color harmonies...

...he often uses pastels instead
of oil paints.

Don't be concerned when you see
Auguste Renoir's portrait.

Mewsette has not gotten fat.

Monsieur Paul Ceanne
is an intellectual artist.

He is a masterful organier of
color, composition and form.

His subjects often take on
the aspects of a still life.

The dynamic Paul Gauguin has
only recently returned from Tahiti...

...and his paintings show the influence
of the South Sea Islands.

Another young painter here in Paris
is a volatile Spaniard...

...who shows every indication
of someday setting the art world afire.

His name is Pablo Picasso.

And so, hoping that you will enjoy them,
I ship these paintings on to you.

And tonight I am sending
the original article:

Mewsette herself."

Here. Mail this letter, Armond.

Now, I want no slip-ups.
The train leaves at midnight.

I'll be back shortly
with the belle of Paris.

I want you to see that she is
comfortably settled in her...

...compartment.

I hope my little protegee is ready
for her great adventure, sister.

She is, but you don't
get her till I'm paid.

In full.
No money, no Mewsette.

Very well, then.
I'll write you a check.

- It's better than money.
- Now, that's more like it.

It will be well worth it, Meowrice.

Mewsette is my greatest achievement,
my crowning glory.

For the sake of your dear neck,
I do hope so.

How gallantly you put your case, Meowrice.

No girl could resist you.

Judge for yourself whether
you're getting your money's worth.

- Mewsette, chérie.
- Yes, dear Madame Rubens-Chatte?

- Why, brother. Don't tell me...?
- Momentary lapse, my dear.

Even cats are sometimes human.

Mewsette, my dear young friend,
you are beautiful beyond compare.

Thank you, monsieur.
You are most kind.

Tonight I wish to speak to you
of something very personal.

I think you will agree
that before this night is over...

...all your dreams will come true.

Oh, Madame Rubens-Chatte,
isn't it wonderful?

I do thank you for making it all possible.

Come, my dear. Paris awaits you.

And, dear madame, may I say
everything that happens...

...is because of your faith in me?

I'll be back soon and tell you about it.

Don't wait up, sister.

It will be later than she thinks.

I'm going to miss that
beautiful little thing.

Well, at least I've got this check
to cheer me up.

What's happ...?
What's happening?

Why, that double-crosser! That crook!
He used disappearing ink.

Do you know, if the opportunity arose...

...to do him a disservice...

...I might not be able to resist it.

The moon is beautiful tonight,
mon chérie.

Oh, yes. So romantic.

Step in here, my dear...

...out of the chill night wind.

What was it you wished
to tell me, Meowrice?

Tonight I wish to speak
of love and marriage.

You have thought of marriage,
haven't you?

Yes, I...

- I suppose I have.
- Good.

Then I know just the one for you.

Here's his picture.
His name is Henry Phtt...

...of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, U.S.A.

You mean you want me to marry this...

...fat, old...?
- You are as bright as you are pretty.

So please get into the basket...

...like a good little bride-to-be.

- Who are they?
- Business associates, chérie.

Just get into the basket, and you
won't have to look at them anymore.

Into the basket?
No! Oh, no!

Yes! Oh, yes!

You are going to Pittsburgh
to marry that rich American.

Isn't that what you wanted?
Isn't that why you left the farm?

Yes. I mean, no.

I just...

I just want Jaune Tom.

Jaune Tom? You mean the world's
greatest mouser?

Why, old Jaune Tom's
probably in Alaska about now.

He is not. You're lying...

...just like you did
about everything else.

Call it a weakness.
Now get into the basket.

No! I won't!
I'm not going to marry anybody!

After her, boys!

Don't let her fall!
I have already paid the postage.

Come down from there,
Armond, you idiot.

No time for second-story work tonight.

Well, why didn't you say so,
you epithet?

Well, do you see her?

Hurry. Hurry!

You fools. Don't you see
those paw prints?

This should be easy.

Let's go.

She's not down here.
Back the other way!

There she goes!

Get rid of that dog,
you bumbling idiots!

Your whiskers tickle, cats.

And since I can't stand
to be tickled by no cats...

...I'm gonna tear your tails off
and have them for breakfast.

We understand your feelings, sir.

Nothing like cats' tails for breakfast...

...but back there,
among those barrels, is a...

No! Please!

Let's talk this over.

After all I've done for you.
Taught you everything I know...

...made you despicable scoundrels
beyond compare.

And what happens? You meet
one little dog and I, Meowrice...

...have to save your miserable,
worthless lives.

Now, get out there and find Mewsette.

Brave country, is it not, mes amis?

This weather, she's a little
nippy for cats.

You could call it "catnip weather."

Catnip weather, no?

No. Well, I am discouraged too.

We come for gold, we find cold.

I tell you what.

Let's join the Foreign Legion.

We go to Africa and get warm again, eh?

Mon dieu! Little turtle, look!

We've struck it rich!

Jaune Tom, we're rich!

We're rich!

Wow!

We're rich! Now we can go back.

Six weeks. Six whole weeks lost.

Never send kittens to do
a cat's job, I always say.

And now that I'm getting
these splints off my tail...

How are you, baby?

Good as new?

Now, then!

We are going out and find Mewsette...

...or there will be
four new violins in the world.

Lovely view, eh, mademoiselle?

Oh, no! Please!

If there was any other way,
I would have waited, Jaune Tom.

Nice fielding, team.

Come along. We'll take
the scenic route home.

The first thing we do is head for that
Madame what's her name's salon...

...and they're bound to know
where she is.

Come on, let's go.

Don't worry, Jaune Tom,
I'm right behind you.

There it is.

- Where's Mewsette?
- She's in danger.

- Yes, I know, but...
- They've taken her to Meowrice's...

...and I think she's still there.
- Thanks a lot.

- Yeah, thanks.
- Never mind the thanks.

Just give Meowrice my love
and then turn him inside out.

Now, hurry. Hurry!

Canned fish?

What won't they think of next?

Everything is packaged these days.

Even pretty girls, hmm?

What?

Jaune Tom? The champion mouser?

At Madame Rubens-Chatte's?

Quick, then. We must be off to the train.

Grab the handles.
Put your backs into it.

Get moving, you idiots.

All right, lads, the coast is clear.

Let's go.

Mewsette.

Mewsette!

Mewsette, where are you?

Don't worry, Jaune Tom,
I'll be right there.

It's no use, Robespierre.

We're too late.

Nobody to...

...with?

Hey. Hey, wait a minute. Stop.

Look. There's a message.

"Jaune Tom, I'm being
taken to the train."

Tears of gratitude, chérie?

Just think, in a few hours,
you will be on a boat to America...

...and your new, old, rich husband.

Well, well, there are
your little friends...

...down to bid you goodbye.

What are we gonna do?

I'm too pooped.

Au revoir, my children.

Don't forget to write.

Hey. Hey, maybe if I...

Maybe if I imagine...

Mewsette?

- Mewsette, where are you?
- Jaune Tom!

Good work, gentlemen.

Stop him, someone.

Toss him out the door, boys.
He ought to make quite a splash.

Jaune Tom, help!

They've got Robespierre!

Too late, my dear.

Are you all right, Mewsette?
You look all right.

I mean, at least your eyes do.

If you'll let me out now, Jaune Tom,
I'll show you how I really look.

Sure, sure.
What's the matter with me anyway?

It doesn't really matter, though.

Why, Jaune Tom, that's the nicest
thing anybody ever said to me.

Jaune Tom, I've been such a fool.

Jaune Tom, look out!

You keep out of it, Robespierre.

Jaune Tom, hold it!

Stop.

"Mr. Henry Phtt.

1411 Sand Box Road."

Oh, yes.
Good idea, Robespierre.

Now, you go to beddy-bye,
and when you wake up...

...you'll be on a boat
going to meet that rich husband.

Right, Robespierre?

Please. Please don't say
anything more. I'm dying.

I'm dying, I tell you!