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Behold my door, bitche--
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Previously on "You Me Her"...
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They bought you a door.
How, uh, romantic.
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It's a beautiful, bright-orange
symbol of our love,
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and clearly, you don't get it,
so shut up.
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Do you have any sequel ideas
for me?
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I mean, you're the writer
in the family.
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I'd say, that's --
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Word around campus is that
you're quite suddenly pansexual.
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Dare you to ask out
the next human who's into you.
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Hey.
Uh, do you want to hang out?
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♪♪
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Fuck,
I am so sorry.
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I'm straight.
Like, weirdly straight.
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We can still be friends.
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I fucked up so bad.
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I wish I could just
go back in time
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and do what I wanted to do
in the first place.
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HOA violation?HOA violation?
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Fuck Lala!
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Fuck Hawthorne Heights!
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Any sober
second thoughts?
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Do you see any
sober people around here?
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...3!
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Holy shit.
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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♪ I don't care what you think
about me ♪
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♪ And I'm never gonna fit
in your society ♪
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Holy shit, we just egged
the holy fuck
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out of Lala's door.
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♪ And we're on the right track
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♪ Better get yourself together
'cause... ♪
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[ Gasps ] Fuck!
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We should run,
right?
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Move your ass!Ooh!
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♪ Stand up, boy,
it's a revolution ♪
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Oh, my God!
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♪ I don't care what you think
about me ♪
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Shh!
Who's there?
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♪ I don't care what you think
about me ♪
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I can hear you!
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I'm not afraid
to use this paddle!
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Wow,
that was close.
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Did she see you?
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No, no,
I don't think so.
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Oh!
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These were good eggs
thrown by bad eggs!
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A lot of people will go
hungry tomorrow for breakfast!
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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[ Clears throat ]So, how'd I do?
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Did I pass?
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Did you pass what?
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Well, did I prove
that I could --
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I could do the wrong thing
when it's called for?
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Uh, the only thing
that you proved
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is that you throw
like a frail child...
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that has to throw
with his left hand
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because his right one
is in a cast.
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And the child
is blind.
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Wow, that's it.
Thank you.
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You're welcome.Anything else?
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Hmm...nope.
Okay.
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Interesting.
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Well, then.
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[ Gasps ]Yep.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh!
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You...dick.
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Just gonna comb
your hair for you.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Okay. [ Chuckles ]
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Hey.
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You know, even, uh --
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even with the whole
test-drive thing...
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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And, uh,
the just-friends handshake...
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uh, I had fun.
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Me, too.
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I haven't said those three words
much over the past year.
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And, uh...
in that exact order...
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um...never?
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[ Chuckles ] Sad.
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Yeah.
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Um, maybe we both
needed it.
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I will...
I, uh --
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So, see you
on the playground.
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Not if I see you first,
nerd.
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Ooh. Okay.
Yeah, 'cause...
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♪♪
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Emma:
Oh! Ow!
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That was my toe!
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Shh! Shh!What are you doing?
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Hey. Shh!
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Why is
your hair sticky?
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Is that egg?
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What, did you and Nina
have an egg fight?
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Oh, God,
I smell egg hair.
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Oh, my God,
now I said "egg hair,"
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and that sounds even grosser
than it smells.
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[ Gags ]
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[ Groans ]
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What's that smell?
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Ow.
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[ Snoring ]
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♪♪
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Good morning.
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Hey!
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Coffee me,
please.
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Look --
Egg Head's awake.
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Ooh, you look tired,
dearest.
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Nathan and I worked late.
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We encountered a box
full of shit --
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Eggs?[ Laughs ]
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Very funny.
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Of shitty
confiscated booze, okay?
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And then I woke up
between you two.
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What kept you out
so late?
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What?You and Nathan.
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Oh, just, you know,
guiding kids --
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counseling them,
if you will.Mm.
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As a guidance counselor,
you both guide and counsel.
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It's impressive.
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Um, can I have
the creamer,
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or will there be
more waterboarding?
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Mm.
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And more dental with
"Marathon Man."
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You know what I could go for
is, like, an omelet
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if we had like
seven or eight eggs.
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Mm, yeah, I love eggs --
fried eggs, scrambled eggs.
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Yeah. Do you have any more
on your head, by any chance?
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Speaking of anything
other than eggs,
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if you guys
are done...
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No more yolks.
[jokes]
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...I was going over
the, um...
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the guest list
for the anniversary party,
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and I thought --
I thought since your mom
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is already in town,
why don't we invite her?
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No.
Uh, first of all, there's no way
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that Jo just happens
to be here, okay?
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Gabe lured her here
for the sole purpose
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of ruining my life,
so no.
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Plot foiled this time,
okay?
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This guy is not falling
for that shit again.
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Are you fucking kidding me?What's that?
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Sheriff Lala is fining us
for Izzy's door.
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Apparently, Marigold 142
isn't an HOA-approved color.
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What?
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Where does she get
the balls?!
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Give me that.
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[ Chuckles ]
Fuck this!Yeah, fuck that.
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Fuck it!
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We're not just gonna bend over
and take it from this...
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Draconian She-Devil!
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This is America,
God damn it,
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and that door represents
our lives,
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our family,
and our freedom!
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And scene.
A-plus on the outrage.
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I demand to be a part
of whatever revenge
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you two
are plotting,
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but right now,
in this moment, I d--
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I-I do --
I-I-I have to go to work, so...
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I love you.
Goodbye.
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I love you, too.
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First, they come
for my Binge Club.
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Then they come for my --Oh, honey,
I don't think
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you should reference
a poem about the Holocaust
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when you're talking about
an HOA kerfuffle.
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Point taken.
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No, but someone's got to stop
Lala's reign of terror,
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and that somebody is us.
I'm serious.
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Yeah, well, I didn't think
we would outsource it.
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So,
what's the plan?
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Good, old-fashioned
shoe leather.
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We're gonna start a petition
for a special election.
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Then we're gonna split up
and canvass.
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I mean, this is about
more than just a door.
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This is about our right
to be edgy.
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"Marigold --
we won't fold."
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What do you think
of that?
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It's not bad.
"Marigold -- we won't fold."
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I've heard worse.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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Note to self --
drinking confiscated booze
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never, ever,
ever leads to anything good.
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Unh-unh. No.
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I feel like that truth
should have been self-evident,
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but clearly,
it was not.
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Not at all.
[ Sighs ]
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Um...
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So, about last night,
as they say...
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Mm-hmm.
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We didn't kiss,
did we?
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What?What?
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No, ew!
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No, sorry!
Not "ew."
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Just -- Just, uh --
Just one -- Just a regular no.
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So, then, we didn't really
egg a house, right?
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Oh, no, we --
we definitely did that.
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Yeah, no, we did the fuck
out of that.
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Shit.
What?
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I don't know yet,
but there will be shit.
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[ Humming ]
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For the record,
I hate humming.
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Oh, come on,
nobody hates humming.
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Well, maybe something bad
happened to me,
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and, I don't know, somebody was
humming while it happened.
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Aw, that's sad.
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I hum
when I'm really happy,
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and you make me hum.
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Oh, right, you didn't
brush your teeth this morning?
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Not the point
I was making, but...
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Hey, do you want
a ride to work?
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I got
a crazy busy day ahead,
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but I could easily
just swing by --
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No, I'm not
getting out of bed.
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Nice!
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Oh, stayed in bed
'cause you can.
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I can dig that.
Oh...hey. Right.
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I'm gonna need a rain check
on noodle night.
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Yeah, totes sad,
but I start interviews tomorrow,
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and I got a whole stack
of résumés to get through, so...
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Well, it doesn't matter
'cause the only way
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I'd be eating noodles is if
you brought them right here.
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Cool, cool, cool.
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Going after
the big white whale,
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the stuff of myth and lore --
never-get-out-of-bed day.
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[ Clicks tongue ]
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Well, you know
where to find me --
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just waiting for someone
to realize how empty
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and pointless
life is without me.
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Yeah,
you betcha.
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Okay, I'll check in
with you later.
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Well, enjoy
walking upright, barkeep,
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'cause you're gonna be
crawling back soon enough.
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Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Mm.
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Were you just talking
to somebody?
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What? No.
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You didn't just do
an evil-villain laugh?
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[ Scoffs ] No.
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Just -- Just go.
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Go.
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♪♪
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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Okay, this might take a while.
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Fuck.
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♪♪
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Hey, Layne.
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Hi, dick.
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Suck my balls,
Trakarsky!
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Fuck you!
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[ Laughter ]
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Hey.
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Did the, uh,
class president
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just tell you
to suck her balls?
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It's all good.
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Just everyone hates
the homophobic asshole
260
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,656
who fucked over Alex,
261
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,222
and death could come swiftly
from any direction.
262
00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,659
Okay.
263
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,052
I feel like that's a little bit
of an exagg--
264
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,753
Whoa.
265
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,668
Yeah.
266
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:14,543
Oh, so, this is the petition
nobody's signing.
267
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,764
Uh, no, we have gotten off
to a bit of a slow start,
268
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,287
but, um,
the tide is turning.
269
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,463
You know, once you --
With your signature,
270
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,814
that pen's gonna turn into a
sword of tolerance and freedom.
271
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,555
Oh, I thought it was
about your door.
272
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,078
It is
about my door.
273
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,689
But it's a slippery slope,
right?
274
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,299
Mm.
Yeah.
275
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,257
You have to decide for yourself
whether you want
276
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,259
this power-hungry
authoritarian
277
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,783
to start
dictating our lives.
278
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,436
Yeah, see, I'm not really
like that --
279
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,134
all political
and speechy.
280
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,396
I didn't even vote
last time.
281
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:42,963
Ooh, okay.
282
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,834
Yeah, normally,
I would be very upset
283
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,097
by your apathy, but right now,
I just need you to sign that.
284
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:48,490
Can you just put, like,
an initials --
285
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,840
or, like, even a smiley face
is sufficient.
286
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,060
I really don't want
to get sideways with Lala,
287
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,062
and what
with Marigold 142
288
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,064
being the official color
of swingers...
289
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,456
No. What?
No, it's not.
290
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,023
Well, I mean,
who's to say?
291
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,633
Me.
I'm to say.
292
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,200
That's not -- There's no
official color of swingers.
293
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,680
They did say that you were gonna
get loud and aggressive.
294
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,160
Who's "they"?
295
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,552
What do you mean
by "loud and aggressive"?
296
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,032
I'm gonna go now.
Okay. Bye.
297
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,512
"Loud and aggressive"?!
Bye.
298
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:14,081
I haven't even --
"Loud and aggressive"?
299
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:17,301
Fuck you!
I am loud and aggressive.
300
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,739
You know what?
I'm sorry.
301
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,175
Sorry I'm late.
302
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,654
Yeah, well, thank God.
I was going crazy.
303
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,656
Walk with me.
304
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,223
Wow!
305
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,748
Oh, that's Dave.Aww!
306
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,575
He has a gift
for flashy apologies,
307
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:34,275
but there are many, many miles
between that man and "aww."
308
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,407
That is so...
so...
309
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,887
You know what?
310
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,280
I don't even know,
but whatever
311
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,760
'cause what I really need
is a signature.
312
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,283
Oh, and we're back
to you.
313
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,024
Okay.Oh, no, just --
just sign it.
314
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,939
May I read it first?
Why?
315
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,462
Because I want to know
what I'm signing!
316
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,203
But it's me.
Oh, yeah, no.
317
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,074
What do you mean "yeah, no"?
Are you kidding me?
318
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,641
Your door is stupid.
319
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,078
There's a reason HOAs
create approved-color lists,
320
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:57,037
and that eyesore
is Exhibit A.
321
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,603
What happened
to your rebel spirit?
322
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,302
What about any of this
screams "rebel" to you?
323
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:04,435
My God!
Slow your roll, Norma Gay.
324
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,176
I'm bi.
Doesn't rhyme.
325
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,962
This isn't about being gay,
bi, poly, or trapezoidal.
326
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,529
This is about you
not selecting one of 42
327
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:14,619
HOA-approved colors --
colors you and I voted on
328
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,360
so that people wouldn't
trash the neighborhood
329
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,362
with stupid doors
like yours.
330
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,624
See,
that rhymes.
331
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,062
Izzy picked it.
332
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,977
I forgot about
the list.
333
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,938
You know,
you are the best
334
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:32,681
I've ever seen
at whatever it is you do.
335
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,684
Is it drawing...
buildings?
336
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,338
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Um...
337
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,122
But this right now --
what you're doing now,
338
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,994
the -- the whole
neighborhood thing?
339
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,213
You don't want to treat this
like a corporation,
340
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,172
like, uh, you're leaving
a body count
341
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:48,610
on your ruthless climb
to the corner office.
342
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,960
Lala is not the enemy.
343
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,615
Did you know that she owns that
little hippie shop on the square
344
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,965
with the soap and the candles
and the groovy hemp skirts?
345
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,227
Oh,
of course she does.
346
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,403
Okay.
347
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,188
Just try not to
destroy anybody, okay?
348
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,450
Okay.
Snacks are there.
349
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,495
Uh...
I'm gonna grab my stuff.
350
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,757
Thank you,
thank you.
351
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,629
Bye, girls!
Bye!
352
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,587
Have a good day!
353
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,155
[ Door opens ]
354
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,635
[ Door closes ]
355
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:14,984
I miss you.
356
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,508
Callie:
Poop! [ Laughs ]
357
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:18,858
There we go.
358
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,077
Callie, you can wipe her butt,
right?
359
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,558
Wow, really feeling
the secondhand hate here.
360
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,212
Oh, hear that?
361
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,736
My new-girl card just
spontaneously burst into flames.
362
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,304
Look, I got to find Alex.
I got to talk to him.
363
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,524
Oh, good timing.
364
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:36,614
Hey, man, I --Hey, fuck you, "man."
365
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,965
Who does that shit
in 2019 Portland?
366
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,489
Alex,
I said I was sorry. I --Dragging me into your
frat-bro scheme
367
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,839
to get the girl or whatever --
I mean, that's bad enough.
368
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,449
But egging my house --
369
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,321
You -- You egged
his house?
370
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,018
When?Somebody egged
your house?
371
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,585
[ Chuckles ]
372
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,282
You scared the shit
out of my mom last night,
373
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,936
you raging psychopath.
374
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,634
At least
fucking own it.
375
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,333
Look,
this is my problem.
376
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,423
Don't follow me,
okay?
377
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,251
Gabriel.
378
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,688
We both know you didn't egg
any houses last night, okay?
379
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:07,907
Why didn't you just
say something?
380
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,647
Same reason you didn't.
381
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,649
Because I would
get high-fives
382
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,651
and --
and you wouldn't.
383
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:16,828
I'm the asshole here.
I knew you were straight.
384
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,179
I dared you to prove
you weren't. It's stupid.
385
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,658
Look,
I'm not a puppet.
386
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,486
Yeah,
but you're a teenage boy,
387
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,836
and it's not, like,
that different.
388
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,361
Instead of strings,
you have...
389
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,971
you know.
390
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,233
Look,
I'll figure something out.
391
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,626
I just --
I don't want you to --
392
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:34,672
"I don't give a damn
about my reputation."
393
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,066
Runaways.Yeah.
394
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:40,113
[ Chuckles ]
395
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:44,639
Look,
I'll fix this.
396
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:50,950
♪♪
397
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:56,868
♪ Now you want to love,
say you will ♪
398
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:01,482
♪ Don't let go
399
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,310
[ Sighs ]
400
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,052
This fucking sucks...
401
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,097
mostly.
402
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,534
[ Bottle cap clatters ]
403
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:13,842
[ Cellphone rings ]
404
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,280
Talk fast.
405
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,195
I'm super busy
drinking alone in bed.
406
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,544
It's 12:30.
407
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:21,806
I'm making a point.
408
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,069
That your life
is really sad?
409
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,548
No.
410
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,246
I'm on a mission
to remind Shaun
411
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,899
that nothing matters
without me.
412
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,423
And how's that going
so far?
413
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,338
I'm getting worried
that I could rot here
414
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,687
and no one would notice.Okay,
back to me.
415
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:37,257
Anyway, um,
remember my boss, Nathan?
416
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,954
Test-drive boyfriend?Whatever.
417
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:42,305
Um, so,
last night...
418
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,525
we made some...
419
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,875
not-so-good choices.
420
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,442
You fucked him?
421
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,183
N--
Whoa,
you are terrible,
422
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,446
and I actually, uh,
feel better already.
423
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,926
No,
I didn't fuck him, okay?
424
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,580
We agreed that
we were just friends,
425
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,192
but then was this, like,
almost-kiss,
426
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,585
and I'm freaking out
about it.
427
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,370
Whatever, it's not about
the dude, anyway.
428
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,676
Explain.Everything you've said
or done
429
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,287
in the past
couple of weeks
430
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,637
screams that you are
nowhere near ready for the life
431
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:10,986
that you're literally
signing up for,
432
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,466
so you're acting out.
433
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,858
You're, uh,
hoping someone else
434
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:17,166
will make
the decision for you.
435
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,516
Still with me?
Barely.
436
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,083
Just sack up
and tell the Griswolds
437
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,345
that you don't want to spend
the rest of your life
438
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,694
in Hawthorne Heights
439
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,740
and that you do want
to have your own babies,
440
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,003
and maybe let, um,
what's-his-penis know
441
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,874
that he's not the one
before he says --
442
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,486
I need you.
Huh?
443
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,835
I got to go.
444
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,663
What?
445
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,408
Gabriel got busted,
and Principal Morgan
446
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,974
wants to talk
to him right now.
447
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,802
Why?
Kid named Alex
accused him
448
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,630
of egging his house
over a bad date,
449
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,024
and there's a petition going
around calling it a hate crime
450
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:52,201
and demanding
Gabriel's expulsion.
451
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,724
Shit.
452
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,465
Yeah...
453
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,598
lots of that.
454
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:04,866
♪♪
455
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,224
What's all this?
456
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,226
Oh, egg hair.
457
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,836
Huh?
458
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,229
Uh, somebody egged
your house.
459
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,101
Mostly the door.
460
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,196
So, you know Alex just
came out last summer, right?
461
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,850
He doesn't have the tools
to deal with any of this.
462
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,070
Oh, you think this is
for him?
463
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,463
Are you sure?
464
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,682
'Cause Hawthorne Heights
is so progressive.
465
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,249
Oh, you know
what they say --
466
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,947
hate hides
everywhere...
467
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:46,212
sometimes in
your own family.What is that
supposed to mean?
468
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,475
Alex went out and hung out with
a kid from school last night.
469
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:49,911
When he came home,
he was pissed off,
470
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,913
but he didn't want
to talk about it.
471
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,654
And?
472
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:57,440
And obviously, I went through
his phone, saw the kid's name --
473
00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:59,094
Gabriel.
474
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,183
Only one of those
at school.
475
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,098
Same last name
as you.
476
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,711
Izzy. Izzy.
477
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,496
Hold up.
478
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,845
Hold up!
Why?
479
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,673
We can't let Gabriel
take the fall.
480
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,240
Of course not,
but --
481
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,458
but let's hold a beat
and think this through.
482
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,720
There's nothing
to think about.
483
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,549
Hey, we're gonna
lose our jobs.
484
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,029
Well, then I'll tell them
it was just me.
485
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,596
No!
That's not happening.
486
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:26,382
Okay, look --
you confess, I confess.
487
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,210
No. No.
488
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,473
You have
way more to lose.
489
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,867
You sure about that?
490
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,782
Look, the three of you
just barely got that loan.
491
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,697
And if
they re-verify,
492
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,221
you are going to lose
the house.
493
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:42,006
And I'm not just gonna
get fired, Iz...
494
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,660
No one's gonna hire me.
495
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,097
[ Sighs ]
496
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,621
Why did I
drag you into this?
497
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,754
You didn't drag me
into anything.
498
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,017
I-I wanted
to be with you.
499
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:56,195
Izzy? Izzy!
Where the hell have you been?W-- I w-- I was, um...
500
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,675
We were -- We were
just discussing the...Oh,
we were talking school.
501
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,199
Okay,
I don't care.
502
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,157
Um, Gabriel's innocent,
and I can prove it.
503
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,595
What? How?He was with me --
all night.
504
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,773
He's trying to protect me,
but fuck that.
505
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,863
I'm nobody's damsel.
Look at the time stamp.
506
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,256
Nathan: Egging happened
around 2:00.
507
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,779
Yeah, and we live
on the northeast side.
508
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:18,129
So, he couldn't have
done it.
509
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,392
No.
510
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:22,090
Okay,
come with me.
511
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,048
That's what I said.
512
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:33,362
♪♪
513
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,885
Dude,
what the fuck?
514
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,800
I told you I didn't want
to talk to him.
515
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,237
Oh, oh, oh, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!Izzy:
Watch it!
516
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:42,023
Language, please.
517
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:46,288
I just got off the phone
with your grandmother, Sasha.
518
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,724
And she backed you up.
519
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:51,641
You two are cleared.
You got this?
520
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,643
Yep, thank you,
Principal Morgan.
Thanks,
Principal Morgan.
521
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,648
I am so sorry.
522
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,476
Still a dick move,
using you like that.
523
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:01,738
Oh, yeah,
you're a massive choad,
524
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,436
no doubt about that,
but...
525
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,394
Choad?...I don't know,
if I were straight,
526
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,048
I'd probably fake gay
for her, too.
527
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:11,139
Oh, my God.
That is so weird and flattering.
528
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,576
I--
Will you please
be my gay best friend?
529
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:16,100
Um, I'll put you
on the waiting list, I guess.
530
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,146
It's like
we're not even here.
531
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,408
Oh,
get used to it.
532
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,236
We reverted
to being lamps
533
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,846
and furniture
once the threat was gone, so...
534
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,457
Mm.
Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
535
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:28,852
♪ Why don't you save me?♪
536
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:32,116
[ Door opens, closes ]
537
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:40,211
♪ Whoa, my inner demons♪
538
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,998
♪ Yeah, we're on the same side♪
539
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,828
[ Scoffs ]
It's just you.
540
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:50,526
Mm.
541
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,702
Shaun hasn't realized
he can't live without you?
542
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,443
I think
this thing backfired
543
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:57,054
and actually proved
the exact opposite.
544
00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:58,578
Okay.
545
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,667
Let's get you up,
walk you around a little bit,
546
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:03,234
break up the blood clots,
air you out.
547
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,240
Okay.
548
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,808
So, once you're off the bed
for any other reason
549
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,332
other than beer...
550
00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:14,811
Unh, nah.
It's over?
551
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:17,684
No, you see, I never lose
at Bed Battles,
552
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,469
and lucky for jou,
I'm not in the mood.
553
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:21,775
Okay? So...
Ow! Ow!
554
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,559
Mmf!
555
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:24,952
Shouldn't you be fixing
the latest crisis you caused?
556
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,257
Oh,
I already did.
557
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,955
I'm still riding
the relief buzz.
558
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:30,218
This is me
being here for you!
559
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:34,527
I'm really struggling
to see it that way!
560
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:37,268
I'm liberating you from a prison
of your own making!
561
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,009
Bullshit!
562
00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:40,663
You're just annoying me
more aggressively than usual!
563
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,623
Oh! Yeah!No, no!
564
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,059
Yes!
No!
565
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:46,626
No, no, no!
Yes, yes!
566
00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:47,931
What's that?
What's that -- sorry?
567
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,368
I can't hear you.
What'd you say?
568
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:50,673
I'm better than you
at everything,
569
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,371
including being smart
andpretty?
570
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:53,720
Oh, my God, stop.
571
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:57,071
You don't need to s--Yes!
572
00:22:57,158 --> 00:23:00,509
The new Bed Battle champion
of the world -- me!
573
00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:02,598
[ Laughs ]
574
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:04,992
You're absolutely certain
that this is you helping me?
575
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:06,515
Yeah.
576
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,125
And here's the payoff --
you'll never be alone,
577
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:09,953
and you'll always be needed
'cause you've got me.
578
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,479
Okay, stop threatening me,
and get off my bed!
579
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,394
Uh, this is my bed now,
loser.
580
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,484
Aah!
581
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:23,793
♪♪
582
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:36,980
♪♪
583
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,026
[ Sighs ]
584
00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:43,726
♪♪
585
00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:49,384
Uh, hard fucking lessons,
tough love, baby doll.
586
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:51,908
Stop looking at me like that!
You're gonna judge me now?
587
00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,257
Jesus Christ.
588
00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:54,476
Maybe I'm saving it
for our date!
589
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:56,478
Did you think of that?
590
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:58,567
Dick.
591
00:23:58,654 --> 00:24:01,440
♪♪
592
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:03,964
So, yeah, that's when Sasha
saved us with those selfies.
593
00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:05,487
[ Sighs ]
594
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,576
I'm so happy
to have that behind us.
595
00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:10,231
Nah, I wouldn't say
it's behind us just yet.
596
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:11,885
Well, I would.Yeah, that's true.
597
00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,364
Lala's door
didn't egg itself.
598
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,931
No.
599
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:16,759
I mean, I-I assume it's a kid,
right, because honestly,
600
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:19,022
what adult would do something
so idiotic and immature?
601
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,633
Right.
Mm-hmm.
602
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,156
Certainly not someone
in this neighborhood, right?
603
00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:23,505
Oh, no.
604
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,028
Talk about shitting
where you sleep.
605
00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:26,334
It's vexing, isn't it?Mm-hmm.
606
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,031
I know.
We'll probably never know.
607
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:29,859
It's a mystery
for the ages.
608
00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:31,295
Theories will abound.Mm.
609
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:33,994
Podcasts will be produced,
probably.
610
00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,387
♪♪
611
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,739
[ Doorbell rings ]
612
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:42,481
Well, I wonder
who that could be.
613
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,526
I don't know, honey.
Let's find out.
614
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:46,615
Why are you guys
being weird?
615
00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:50,401
♪♪
616
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,664
Oh, Iz!
617
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:53,404
It's Lala,
and she brought a movie.
618
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,016
Okay.
What kind of movie?
619
00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:58,061
A mash-up of my two
favorite genres --
620
00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:00,150
true crime
and found footage...
621
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:03,371
from my neighbor's
security camera.
622
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,025
I'll get the popcorn.
623
00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:07,854
♪ You haven't done
624
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:10,857
♪ You haven't done anything
625
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:15,470
♪ You haven't done
anything wrong ♪
626
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:20,083
♪ Because you haven't
done anything ♪
627
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:23,086
♪ I wonder what it feels like
628
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:26,089
♪ To not even have to try
629
00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:29,136
♪ No action, no consequence
630
00:25:29,223 --> 00:25:31,442
♪ So just go back
to your normal life ♪
631
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,880
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
632
00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:38,145
♪ I wonder what it's like
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