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Previously on "You Me Her"...
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Emma: What's going on at
Will and Marty's house?
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-Oh, that's Binge Club.
-Binge Club?
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All the stay-at-home parents
meet up at Marty's
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bingeing the latest
and greatest TV shows.
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And they lived in this kingdom
of love forever and ever.
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Izzy: One second, I was
watching Jack and Emma
with the Amari girls,
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and the next, it was like
a-a home video with their kids.
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It was perfect.
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They want you
in the picture.
I know.
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Did you sneak home
to nap?
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We are doing it
all wrong, people!
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Two of us need to be able to
have sex without the third one
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getting their feelings hurt,
so come on.
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You guys are what is derisively
known as "polymonogamists."
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Polymonogamy?
Please.
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So, she gets it, and
she wants to make it work.
Does that mean she's happy?
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I mean, will she be happy
in two, three years?
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I don't know,
but what can we do?We can get help.
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Are you talking about
that poly coach?
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Coach Remi, Portland's
official poly guru.
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Jack: There's no version
of what's waiting for us
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inside that house
that isn't incredibly weird.
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♪♪
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Ha, ha! Hey!
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-Yeah!
-All right!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Okay! When I say "Poly,"
you say "Freedom"!
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-Poly!
-Freedom!
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-Poly!
-Freedom!
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When I say "Poly,"
you say "Love"!
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-Poly!
-Love!
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-Poly!
-Love!
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When I say "Poly," you say
"Sexually liberated"!
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-Poly!
-Sexually liberated!
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-Poly!
-Sexually liberated!
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Yeah! All right!
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[ Coughs ]
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Oh, yes, yes! Yes! Well!
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Welcome to Poly Training Camp.
[ Chuckles ]
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As we all know,
love is a long season,
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but over the next
couple of hours,
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I'm gonna whip you
into shape, okay?
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Yes, yes!
Clap for Remi! Yeah!
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[ Applause ]Yeah!
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Okay.
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It's up to me
to make the game plan,
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but it's up to you to
execute that game plan, okay?
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And if you have any questions,
my door is always open.
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[ Clears throat ] [Quietly]
We talked about this.
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Yeah, okay,
so "always," of course,
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meaning only during
office hours, all right?
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Don't be --
Don't abuse that privilege.
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Just, uh, make
an appointment with me.
My e-mail is always open.
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Okay, let's take a look
around here!
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Yes, what a nice group
of people.
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Yeah, it's another big,
sold-out session, huh?
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They keep jamming it in
every week. Hey, look!
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We look like we have
a few rookies here tonight!
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-Welcome!
-Whoo!
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Yes, give them
a little round of applause.
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[ Applause ]Hi.
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Coming down
to your level.
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Poly Training Camp is
a unique and rare opportunity
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to connect with
other like-minded souls
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who are all committed
to loving love.
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-Yeah. Yeah.
-All right?
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Look around right now.
Look around.
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Yeah, you. Look around.
Everyone. Look around.
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Say hello with your eyes.
Hello. Hello.
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I'm saying hello with my mouth,
but you, just your eyes. Hello.
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These are your teammates, and
we all need teammates, right?
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'Cause how many of us here have
been told by a family member
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that it's just a phase
we're going through? Huh?
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How many people here tonight
have been shunned
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by a coworker or a neighbor?
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Yeah. Me.Yes, yes. How many
people here tonight
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have been told
by their "cool friends"
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that they're
"totally okay with poly,"
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but then they totally
don't seem totally okay
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with poly, am I right?!
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Yeah, and maybe
the most important --
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how many people here tonight
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have been made to feel
marginalized, diminished,
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or even invalidated
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by other alternative
lifestyle communities?
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Oh!
They tell us
poly isn't an identity.
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It's just a "scene."
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You know, they tell us
that it can never be more
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than a hobby because
it's "unsustainable."
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Why are people
so threatened by the notion
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that you can fall in love
with more than one person
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in every sense
of that beautiful word?
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[ Guests murmuring
in agreement ]
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Monogamy is a valid choice, yes,
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but it's not
the only choice!Fuck yeah!
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-Woman: Yes!
-Mnh.
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Right. I meant, like, freedom!
Freedom and shit!
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Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
Yes, thank you!
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That's the energy
I'm looking for!
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Give her a round of applause!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Yes!
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I'm gonna win
Rookie of the Year.
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Pace yourself, honey.
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♪♪
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Yeah.
I don't know why, but --
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Lala!
Hey, what a surprise.
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Is our lawn mowed
the wrong direction?
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You know, we're a diagonal
family, but if it's
ruffling feathers...
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At ease.
I'm off duty.
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I just wanted to introduce you
to my out gay son.
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Oh, God.
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So...
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did you give him a name,
or do we just call him Outie?
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-[ Chuckles ]
-I'm -- I'm Alex.
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-Marty. Will
-Yeah. Hi.
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I thought it would be nice
for him to have some
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positive role models
in the neighborhood.
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Why would we be positive
role models for Alex?
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Wait.
Marty, are you gay?!
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No.
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[ Forced laughter ]
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Alex, our pre-sexual
cisgender male son, Parker,
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is up in his room
where his lesser father
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has bought him an Xbox
even though he's 4.
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So it's basically
a doorstop.
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Okay. Uh, bye.
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Um, Lala,
want to come in?
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-Uh, okay.
-Take a load off, I guess?
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[ Clears throat ]
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Um, is there a father
in the picture?
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Eh, barely.
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Tiny, out of focus, somewhere
in the deep background.
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Could be a bush.
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-That's got to be rough.
-Wow!
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So this is where
the Binge Club happens!
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Well, no, it's just
a little excuse
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for some parental
misery-loves-company.
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You know, we take turns
watching little ones,
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dissolve our brains
with trash TV.
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You're not missing
anything at all.
Well.
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Oh, hey, no, I get it.
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Nobody wants to party
with the boss.
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You consider yourself
the bossof the neighborhood.
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-That's fascinating.
-[ Sighs ]
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I know I'm acting crazy,
coming over here like this.
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That's important --
the knowing.
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It's just that Alex
has a life of his own now,
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and, well, pretty soon
he'll be off to college,
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and then my house will feel
even bigger and lonelier than --
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Oh, my God.
What is wrong with me?
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I shouldn't actually answer
that, right? Of course not.
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Lala, do you want to watch
an episode of "Who We Are"?
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Right now? You mean
without all the others?
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Y-Y--
Uh, I guess I could --
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-That's crazy!
-He didn't actually say --
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He wants to call a special
meeting of the Binge Club.
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Don't you?
You want to invite everybody.
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Polly would birth a cow
if we binged without her.
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Yeah.
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-I'll chill the Rosé.
-Wh--
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Okay, cool. Can I drink
this wine over here?Marty: Yeah, go ahead.
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Okay, let's talk about
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"The Five Poly Fouls That Will
Get You Instantly Ejected."
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Okay, and these are always
available for discussion
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on my Facebook page.You okay?
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Please, tell your friends,
invite your friends,
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and let's do it, okay?
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When I mention a poly foul
that you're struggling with,
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I want you to raise
a finger, okay?
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Let's keep count.
Let's jump right in.
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So, Poly Foul number one.
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[ Whistle blows ]Secrets!
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Okay, if you're
gonna be open in love,
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that also means being open
with your thoughts.
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Secrets become
far, far more toxic
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when two, three, four, five
people are involved, right?
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If you're not sharing your
truth, that's as bad as lying.
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Okay, I guess I'll put up one
just to be safe?
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Okay, so, let's move on
to Poly Foul number two.
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[ Whistle blows ]Uh, I-I know this one.
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-Oh, please, yes.
-May I?
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It's jealousy, which is
the main reason we're here.
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Because if these two can't
learn to be intimate without me,
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then it's gonna create
tension in other areas
of our relationship.
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Nailed it. Yes. Thank you.
Nailed it.
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Just because your partners
have sex or go to the movies
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or have sex at the movies
without you
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doesn't mean
you're being left out.
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Okay, that's two.
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Okay?
Poly Foul number three.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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Couple's Privilege!
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Okay? This is the original sin,
the OG of Poly Fouls, all right?
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'Cause when you're adding
a new member,
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the couple reflexively
maintains control
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over the reconfigured
relationship.
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Trakarskys, I'm looking at you.
Three.
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Moving right along here, there's
no stopping the Poly Foul train.
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So, Poly Foul number four.
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[ Whistle toots ]Majority Doesn't Rule!
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Okay, just because the majority
of the partners want something,
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it doesn't mean it's necessarily
right for the union, okay?
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It could mean that someone,
maybe the unicorn,
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maybe the minority gender
is being railroaded.
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I don't know.
What do you guys think?
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I mean, I wouldn't
say that we're --Two words --
Hawthorne Heights.
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-Put it up.
-Okay.
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We're at --
We're at four, sir.
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And, finally, bringing it home
with Poly Foul number five,
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which I like to call
"The Deal Breaker."
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Say it with me
when I blow my whistle.
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Poly Foul number five is...
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[ Whistle blows ]All: Polymonogamy!
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Yueck!
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Oh, dear Lord.[ Guests murmuring ]
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Looks like the rookies
have fouled out.
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[ Groans ]
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♪♪
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-Hello!
-Carmen, you made it!
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You do realize that Emma's
not gonna like this, right?
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-[ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah.
-I mean, I shouldn't be here.
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Well, that is your call,
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but Lala's son is
watching our kids upstairs,
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which means
all you need to decide
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is where to sit
and what to drink.
And I'm in.
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Tonight we're gonna be
focusing on Couple's Privilege.
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Oh, great.
We're the "befores."
Yep.
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Too frequently, often
reflexively and unconsciously,
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the original couple prioritizes
their own goals and desires,
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which amounts to ganging up
on the unicorn,
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but consequence
does not require malice,
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and the consequences
of Couple's Privilege...
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[Chuckles]
...they are very real.
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The idea is to deconstruct
and then reconstruct
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so that every member
of the relationship is equal.
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Okay, all my unicorns,
up on your feet, please!
241
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,219
Let's go!
242
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,700
As a rookie, I'd just like
to observe, if that's okay.
243
00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,354
Oh, come on. Don't be
difficult. Play nice.
244
00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:33,747
-Yeah, come on.
-I am playing nice. I'm here.
245
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,487
Let's give it a shot.
Come on, babe.
246
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,881
Uh, well, maybe we're Couple's
Privilege'ing her right now?
247
00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,796
Oh, yeah, I mean, just,
you know, sit, stand,
248
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,363
fetal position --
whatever you want.
249
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,060
It's -- It's her choice.
250
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:44,627
Yes, so I will sit.
251
00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,063
Well, if --
if that's what you want.
252
00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,543
-Yeah, I mean, but don't do --
-Honestly.
253
00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,284
You know, don't do the
opposite of what you think
254
00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,981
we want you to do just
to, like, prove a point.
255
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,417
-Okay!
-Okay.
256
00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,028
Wait. Wait.
Was that a trick?
257
00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,465
-What? No. We wouldn't --
-We don't play tricks.
258
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,946
This is -- Whatever you want.
This is your choice.
259
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,470
-We don't manipulate.
-Freedom of choice.
260
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,690
You know what, because --
because now -- now I'm just
fuckin' confused, so...
261
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,779
Hey, babe, babe.
Close your eyes.
262
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:08,085
Shh, shh. Close 'em.
Close 'em. Close 'em.
263
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,434
Ignore us and just do --
264
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,480
You know, whatever
she wants, right?
265
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,482
Maybe I don't want
to close my eyes.
266
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,092
-Jesus.
-Then keep them open.
267
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,834
-Keep one shut, one open.
-I'm up.
268
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,315
Okay. Good.[ Applause ]
269
00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:24,014
Go, Izzy! Go, Izzy!
270
00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,016
Unicorns, I want you
to tell me something.
271
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:29,193
If you could be any part
of your couple's home,
272
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,760
what would you be and why?
273
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,762
Let's start with, uh, Erica.
274
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,198
The solarium.
275
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,636
It's sunny and bright,
like the perfect morning.
276
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:41,641
Ahh! You melt me, Erica!
That's a very good answer, yes.
277
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,643
[ Applause ]That's why I do this, yes!
278
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,384
For answers like that. Okay, so,
let's move on to, um, Izzy.
279
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,781
You want me to follow
the Perfect Morning Chick?
280
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,088
Come on, man.
Uh...
281
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:58,440
Fine.
Uh, I don't know.
282
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,181
[ Clears throat ]
283
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:02,792
The...front door.
284
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,620
-What'd she say?
-What'd she say?
285
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,840
And why did you pick
the front door?
286
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,150
Because I was --
287
00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:16,719
Because I was closed before
I met Jack and Emma. There.
288
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:17,851
No, that's...
289
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,200
-Keep going.
-Just keep going.
290
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,506
You're doing good.
291
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:24,118
Nobody could unlock me.
292
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,250
-Oh.
-Um...
293
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,819
Turns out
I needed twokeys.
294
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:35,172
Um, two -- two
very specific keys.
295
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:38,654
To...open me...
296
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,482
back up.
297
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,658
Um -- [ Clears throat ]
298
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:46,183
To feel things that
I was scared to feel
299
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:49,317
and t-to love...
300
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,275
even though
I could lose...
301
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:54,975
and, um...
302
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:59,544
to open my heart even
though it could be broken.
303
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:02,591
They made me brave.
304
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,115
[ Guests "aww" ]
305
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,509
Woman:
That's really sweet.
306
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,816
And then you closed
that door behind you.
307
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,992
-W-What do you mean by that?
-You shut the door.
308
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,342
-Ferme la porte.Yeah.
-I'm confused, because --
309
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,213
Am I the door,
or am I -- am I --
310
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,041
am I the person
closing the door?
311
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,521
I'm -- I'm confused.
312
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,610
Please, unicorns, be seated.
Thank you.
313
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,307
-I don't understand --
-Shh.
314
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:26,746
I believe there are many doors,
many parts of your lives
315
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,880
that were revealed and released
by your adventure.
316
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,664
But that larger door,
317
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,277
the door to your hearts and
souls and, yes, your bodies,
318
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,540
that door,
you closed behind you.
319
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,455
-Isn't that right, Jack?
-What?
320
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,674
[ Chuckles nervously ]
321
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,589
I don't know. I'm just
here for the meatballs.
322
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:45,895
-[ Laughs ]
-Not funny.
323
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,636
[ Guests murmuring ]
324
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:51,771
Okay, fine, um, I guess
we're a closed-door throuple.
325
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,990
[ All groaning ]
326
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,470
Easy, people.
Nobody died. Relax.
327
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,211
Yeah, no one died,
but it sure seems like
328
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,691
you're intent on suffocating
your relationship.
329
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,043
I guess that,
uh, makes us...
330
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,653
Emma, please don't say it.
Please.
331
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,611
Say it, Emma.
Say it.
332
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,918
Rookie of the Year.
Come on.
333
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,399
We're EJI...
334
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:14,837
and we are...
polymonogamists.
335
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,534
[ Guests gasp ]
336
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:20,582
[ Slow clap ]
337
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,279
Jack: They're clapping.
That's encouraging.
338
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,542
It's not a good
kind of clapping.
339
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:27,676
That is a very sad
kind of clapping.
340
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:30,200
Stop clapping!
341
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:34,030
♪♪
342
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,293
-Whoa!
-Oh, shit.
343
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,599
Wow.
344
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,427
Wait. Pause.[ TV clicks ]
345
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,603
-Who's that woman?
-That's Mylie Dugan.
346
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,432
She's the next-door neighbor who
turned out to be a Canadian spy.
347
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,129
And her daughter, Skyler,
348
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,479
was a cheerleading captain
until she had an abortion.
349
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,700
What?! She had to step down just
because she had an abortion?
350
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,442
And then she joined a racist,
drug-peddling motorcycle gang.
351
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,009
Ah.[ TV clicks ]
352
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,793
♪♪
353
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,927
Don't take the joint,
Skyler!
354
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,712
Oh, come on. Just say no.
Just say no!
355
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,410
She's barely older
than mybaby!
356
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,151
-[ TV clicks ]
-Well, brace yourself, Lala.
357
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,674
Your "baby" is precisely
358
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,807
the median age
of peak THC ingestion.
359
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,592
Mm-hmm. I smoked my share
at that age.
360
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:17,334
And you still smoke the exact
same share at thisage.
361
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,902
Well, that's 'cause
I'm exercising my
Constitutional rights.
362
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,078
Same.
[ Chuckles ]
363
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,080
Bob and I had
a-a pretty cool Mayan pipe
364
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,126
we bought on vacation.
365
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,432
Eh, we lost it
in the fire.
366
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,869
Wait. You had a fire?
367
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:33,394
Yeah, just after the divorce
in my backyard.
368
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,178
In a large compost bin.
369
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,659
Sadly, almost everything Bob so
much as looked at was in there.
370
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,705
Okay, well, maybe Marty and Will
could break out their stash.
371
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,534
Oh, no, no, no. Not with --
Not with Alex just upstairs.
372
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,406
Yeah, we're all
tapped anyways.
373
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,408
And the dispensary's
closed, so...
374
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:51,107
-Do you hear that?
-Hear what?
375
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,761
Nothing.
376
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,068
[ Singsong voice ]
They're out cold!
377
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,417
[ Laughter ]
378
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,853
Nobody has any weed?
379
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,637
-Shh!
-[Softly] Seriously?
380
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,991
Anyway, yeah,
I may know somebody.
381
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,818
We fouled out,
and you two don't even care.
382
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,082
Em, come on. The guy's
a failed gym teacher.
383
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,084
How do you fail at being
a gym teacher, by the way?Exactly.
384
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,824
It's pretty dorky.
I mean, you got to admit.
385
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,044
Yeah, well, you have to admit
that everything he said
386
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,654
was pretty much
right on the money.
387
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,266
Thank you, Emma.
Mm-hmm.
388
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,878
Oh, sh-- Um, sorry about
the gym-teacher thing.
389
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:26,447
Ah, it's okay. [ Chuckles ]
Maybe they were right.
390
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,492
Maybe I was a little
"overzealous."
391
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,494
You know,
maybe elementary students
392
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,844
aren't "emotionally prepared
for Krav Maga."
393
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,282
Well, I got to say,
your Poly Fouls did bring up
394
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,284
a lot of stuff that we
should be working on, so...
395
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,243
Yeah.You can think about those
first four all you want,
396
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,943
but successful polymonogamy
will still be Santa Claus
397
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,597
riding the Loch Ness Monster
into Atlantis.
398
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,905
You can't prove it never
happened, but it never happened.
399
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:53,300
Exactly right. Crystal clear.
Perfect answer. That's great.
400
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:56,825
See? I mean, it contradicts
the very core of polyamory.
401
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,392
Technical foul,
automatic ejection.
402
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,742
I'd blow my whistle,
but my neighbors hate me.
403
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,658
Well, it seems to be
working for us, Coach.
404
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,487
-Yeah, maybe we're pioneers.
-Maybe.
405
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,316
See, I -- See, I said something,
and then Jack said something,
406
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,622
so it kind of feels weird
with you standing there
407
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,581
with your dick in your hands
making us look stupid.
408
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,278
A, I don't have a dick,
409
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,193
and, B, we don't always
have to agree on everything.
410
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,673
I know that.
411
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,283
Remi: Yes, and that is
exactly right, Emma.
412
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,677
Your way
is working...for now.
413
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,462
But polyamory
is all about exploring,
414
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,856
living your desires,
not suppressing them.
415
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,424
Jack and Emma, you stepped
outside of your relationship
416
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,861
to find a spark,
and that spark's name is Izzy.
417
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,168
-I'm liking this.
-[ Chuckles ]
418
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:38,432
So why shouldn't she have
the same opportunity to explore?
419
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,912
Yeah, I'm -- I'm not --
We're not so sure about that.
420
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,740
-No.
-Oh, really?
421
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:45,482
-Is that what you want?
-No, no, I --
422
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,658
It's...not for you
to say, right?
423
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,660
'Cause he said with the --
with -- with the whistles.
424
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,749
That's not who we are, though,
right? We're not swingers.
425
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,186
[ Guests exclaiming ]
426
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,492
Whoa. It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay. Okay.
427
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:58,539
Did they have the torches and
pitchforks a few seconds ago?
428
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:01,063
Team, I know, it's okay. Let's
just calm down a little bit.
429
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,066
It's a very hurtful and
ugly word, but, you know --
430
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,502
What word are you
talking about? "Swinger"?
431
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,982
Jesus![ Guests exclaiming ]
432
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,853
Okay, hey, hey, hey.
It's okay, it's okay.
433
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,812
Jack, by all means, keep saying
it till they cook and eat us.
434
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:13,249
Let's -- Okay, I'm sorry.
Let's let that fade away,
435
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,251
turn the temperature down,
and maybe it's time
436
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,079
for a little unicorn
group therapy, hmm?
437
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,908
Besides, it'd be a shame to
waste that 1,800 bucks, right?
438
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,692
No refunds. No refunds.
439
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,607
Oh, fuck me. I forgot about
that. You know what?
440
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,696
I'm gonna eat all the meatballs
you guys have in here.
441
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,263
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, boy.
442
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,699
-Again with the meatballs.
-The meatballs are gone!
443
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,832
Great.
444
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,877
We're gonna talk
about group sex
445
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,097
in their adolescent
daughter's room.
446
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,577
Feeling good, yeah.
447
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,014
Is anyone else retracing
every turn that led here?
448
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,537
Or it's just me?
449
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,757
I wanted to go to the Caribbean
for our anniversary.
450
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,976
Cool, cool, cool.
I was just asking.
451
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,588
But Scott and Max booked
a ski trip to Vail!
452
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:50,634
-Oh, shit.
-I almost broke my ankle.
453
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,027
Ohh.
454
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,943
Stepping off of a barstool
in the lodge.
455
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,772
[ Voice breaking ]
It was so horrible.
456
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,774
I don't know.
Does a --
457
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,646
Does a vacation in Vail
really qualify as...?
458
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,868
So they knew you --
you hated skiing?
459
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,958
Oh, I don't hate skiing.
460
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,569
Oh. Okay.
461
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,051
If I may be so bold,
462
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,968
did they also pay for this
vacation that haunts your soul?
463
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,013
Exactly. Why do we
always have to be
464
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,841
the ones who
have to compromise?
465
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,800
Nope, not an
"exactly" situation.
466
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,497
At all, is it?
467
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,238
-We should rehearse a play.
-Yeah.
468
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,762
And make our lovers understand
how selfish they're being.
469
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:35,375
-That's a good idea.
-Absolutely not.
470
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,420
A, this isn't
the Catskills,
471
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,770
and that's never,
ever happening,
472
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,773
and, B, have you guys
ever heard of the phrase --
473
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:46,168
What is it? Oh, yeah.
"First-world problems."
474
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,083
So you're saying
you've never felt pressured
475
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,954
by your lovers' decisions?
476
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,871
Hmm.
477
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,874
A little, I guess.
478
00:18:56,961 --> 00:19:00,226
Like, the three of us
479
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,880
buying a house in their
old neighborhood, I guess.
480
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,144
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Ooh.
481
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,842
Okay, s-so maybe
I feel like...
482
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,278
[Dramatically]
my lovahs railroaded me
483
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,324
just -- just a smidge --
just a smidgen.
484
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:12,934
You don't need to say
"lovers" like that.
485
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,805
I think I do.
It's fun.
486
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,373
Man: It seems unfair for you to
have to pay for theirhouse.
487
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,766
What happens when
you want to have
488
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,855
your own primary
relationship one day?
489
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:24,075
Oh, well, it's -- it's --
it's ourhouse.
490
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,165
We -- We're gonna
raise our kids,
491
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,558
'cause we're gonna
share custody, yeah.
492
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,865
And it is my primary
relationship.
493
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:34,825
You know, till death do us part.
Ah-ah! Ah! Yeah.
494
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,698
-Hmm.
-So it's theirneighborhood.
495
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,179
-Mm-hmm.
-He's the biological dad.
496
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,833
Well, I don't know.
Just kidding. He is.
497
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,140
And, uh, she's
the biological mom.
498
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,143
-Mm-hmm.
-So what are you exactly?
499
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:52,147
H-He means, like,
besides stuck?
500
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,193
Uh...
501
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,460
Ooh! [ Laughs ]
502
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,418
And that, ladies,
is the one and only way
503
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,028
to make a proper
Old Fashioned.
504
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,509
Ooh, ooh, I'll have
sex on the beach.
505
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,642
[ Giggles ]
But hold the beach.
506
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,383
-[ Chuckles ]
-Get it?
507
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,036
'Cause I'm saying
I want you to give me sex.
508
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,387
[ Laughter ]I'm saving myself for marriage.
509
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,824
Then how 'bout I propose
a red-eye to Vegas,
510
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:19,827
a quickie wedding, and then
all your dreams come true?
511
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,568
Assuming
all you dream about
512
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:25,659
is hungover, puffy,
middle-aged moms.
513
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,226
[ Both laughing ]
514
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,141
Well, I dream
of little else.
515
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,013
[ Both gasp ]
516
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,711
All right, so, what now? Should
we talk about what we learned?
517
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,236
Uh, yeah, it was all kinds
of hypocritical. The end.
518
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,107
-How's that?
-Well, they say poly's
519
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,283
supposed to be no rules
and no restrictions,
520
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,067
and they make up a bunch
of rules and restrictions.
521
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,721
I know, right?
We should do it our way.
522
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,549
I mean, fuck 'em!
523
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,334
-Not you guys.
-Yeah.
524
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,465
Um, you guys are cool.
525
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:51,250
-Awesome!
-Yep.
526
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,948
-See you at the next soiree.
-Yeah, well, we might need
527
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,037
to talk more about this,
but not tonight,
528
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:59,606
'cause tonight
I have other plans.
529
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,566
-Is she trying to seduce us?
-I hope so.
530
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,699
We better hurry before
she changes her mind.
531
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,962
♪♪
532
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:11,052
Are you God?!
[ Giggles ]
533
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:14,621
"The Stoned Housewives
of Hawthorne Heights."
534
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,318
-[ Chuckles ]
-Copyright!
535
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:19,669
Oh, my God!
I'm gonna be so fuckin' rich.
536
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,324
[ Both giggling ]
537
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,631
At least you don't process THC
like a toddler.
538
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,676
Hey, do you ever feel like
you're a supporting character
539
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:29,157
in their TV show?
Jack, Emma, and Izzy?
540
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,290
Like, that's your life?
541
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:34,075
Oh, God.
Oh, God, you're right.
542
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,033
We're the besties,
you and me.
543
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,384
We only exist so that they can
externalize their feelings.
544
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,386
What do we do?I don't know! I don't know!
545
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:43,650
Maybe --
Maybe, uh, a spinoff!
546
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,739
♪ Nina
547
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:48,176
♪ Mm, mm,
that's my Nina ♪
548
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:51,745
♪ Doo, do, doo-doo-doo, doo,
that's my Nina ♪
549
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:52,963
What are you doing?
550
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,661
I'm just singing
my theme song.
551
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,227
It's empowering.
552
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,318
[ Chuckles ]
553
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,407
So you're stealing
my girl, huh?
554
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:04,932
Well, not you specifically,
but this place, this...
555
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,587
[Whispering]
"Hawthorne Heights."
556
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:10,154
I'll make sure
you feel welcome here.
557
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,982
♪♪
558
00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:15,464
Aww.
559
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:16,944
Mm.
560
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:19,947
And I'll make sure
you feel welcome there.
561
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:23,733
♪ They're Carmen and Nina
562
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,996
♪ And we do what we want
563
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,521
♪ Bee-nee-nee
564
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:32,176
♪ Nothin' gonna
stop 'em now ♪
565
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:36,355
[ Insects chirping ]
566
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,661
Feels strange, right?
567
00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:42,056
-Very.
-But we can do it.
568
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:44,232
Yeah, we can.
569
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:46,669
For Em.
570
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:49,672
♪♪
571
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,674
Honey, are you sure?
572
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:56,113
Are you sure it's okay?
573
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,899
-Depends.
-On what?
574
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,423
Are you two ready to
get it on without me?
575
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,338
♪♪
576
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:05,906
-Sure.
-Yeah. I think we're good.
577
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,908
♪♪
578
00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:10,650
Well, that's all
I needed to hear.
579
00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:12,739
♪♪
580
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:14,393
So the sex slump's over?
581
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,004
Mm-hmm, but not because
we're subscribing
582
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,049
to any arbitrary
bullshit rules.
583
00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:21,791
It's just because
I think it's really hot
to watch you get it on.
584
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:26,056
[ Chuckles ]
585
00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:29,756
♪ To pull the curtains
over you ♪
586
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:33,107
♪ Waiting for truth
587
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:37,807
♪ When you've come this far
588
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:41,768
♪ It's gonna hit you real hard
589
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:45,641
♪ There's not a moment
in your life ♪
590
00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:49,558
♪ That didn't get you
where you are ♪
591
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:53,170
♪ Gotta pause
and restart it all ♪
592
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:57,131
♪ In a better life
593
00:23:57,218 --> 00:24:01,222
♪ 'Cause when you've come
this far ♪
594
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:04,181
♪ It hits you real hard
595
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:16,803
♪♪
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