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Chocolate torte
in raspberry sauce.

Oh, Uncle Mike, no.

Well...maybe I could move
into my gym for a month.

[chuckles]

Oh! This is fantastic.

He does all the baking himself.

Now, lately, it's more
of a hobby than a job.

I just don't understand
what's happened

to this neighborhood.

(Mike)
'Well, the neighborhood's
in transition.'

Getting more eclectic.

It's kind of like Saigon
without the jets.

Oh, you better get
some water on that.

Dab, don't wipe.

Excuse me.

[device beeping]

[instrumental music]

[explosion]

[yells]

Man, you just stepped over line.
You going down!

You're the only one
going anywhere.

And I hope, for your sake you
don't mind showering in groups.

The little punk tried
to burn me out.

You can't prove that, man.
Can't prove nothing.

- 'Cause nobody saw a thing.
- I did.

He's part of a local gang,
the Skins.

I'm gonna call the police.

(Mike)
'Get your shoes off
and get comfortable, sweetie.'

Last time I called,
it took 'em two hours.

Hi, I'd like to report an arson,
this is Lois Lane, I..

- They put me on hold.
- Lois Lane?

[scoffs]
You're Lois Lane?

- Have we met?
- Oh, no, we ain't met.

It's just funny,
because, uh, you're dead.

'I mean, I know you're walking
around and everything, lady'

but trust me, go out
and pick yourself a nice grave.

And from what I hear,
pick it out fast.

[theme music]

[music continues]

Stop it, man!
Don't be pushing me, man!

(male #1)
Hey, Friley,
where's the bear claws?

All that crime out there
and look what we have in here

a doughnut commercial.

Um, excuse me.
Is one of you Clark Kent?

Uh, I am.

Mayson Drake, Deputy DA.

I'd like to see
if you're willing

to testify against Baby Rage.

I ain't telling you nothin'.
Man, get my lawyer. Ah! Oh!

- 'Let me out of here!'
- "Baby Rage"?

Wonder why they call him that.

- Um, you must be Mike Lane?
- Yeah.

I'm very sorry about what
happened to your restaurant.

Well, thanks, but they're gonna
have to do a lot more than that

to get me to pull out.

- And-and you are?
- Lois Lane.

I'm the one
that called the police.

Uh, that kid
also threatened Lois.

Clark, he was just
trying to scare me.

Well, now it's my turn
to scare him with your help.

Whatever I saw,
I will tell in court, Ms. Drake.

Mayson.

Um, call my office
in the morning

so we can arrange a deposition.

And...if you need
to reach me during off hours..

...my home phone's on the back.

Thank you.

Subtle.

And I'll have Superman
get in touch with you.

Oh. Superman. Right. I guess
I have to talk to him, don't I?

Most people
consider that an honor.

Well, I guess
I'm not most people.

- Clark, we'll talk soon?
- Yeah.

Come on, we're gonna find out
why these cops

are slowing down
all of a sudden.

- Bye, Uncle Mike.
- You go get 'em, honey.

[siren wailing]

[fly buzzing]

Ah.

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, you have that I-have-a-plan
look in your eyes.

We're gonna talk to my source
in the commissioner's office.

If anybody can help us,
he can.. Ow!

- What?
- A bug just bit me.

- It really hurts.
- You alright?

Yeah, I'm fine.

(Perry)
'Good afternoon. May I have
your attention, please.'

Good people of Metropolis,
I'm Perry White

editor of the "Daily Planet."
Thank you. Thank you.

And with me today
is Mr. Bill Church

'who's chairman of the Cost Mart
discount chain.'

He's asked me
to make the announcement

that, uh, his company
and the "Daily Planet"

'are cosponsoring
a charity ball'

'for the urban
redevelopment fund.'

And, uh, now I think Bill has
a few words to say to everybody.

Come on up here, Bill.

[crowd applauding]

Thank you...Perry.

Uh..

I-I just wanna say
how glad I am

to be part of this,
uh, great city.

[crowd applauding]

We're not just here
to do business.

We're here to be
part of your lives. Thank you.

(Perry)
Boy, this is a bargain hunter's
dream.

(woman on PA)
'Attention Cost Mart shoppers..'

Jimmy, you, uh,
you got a girl on your mind?

- How'd you know?
- Oh, it was just a wild guess.

So, uh, what's the problem?

Her name's Kelly.
I really like her.

I think she likes me.
We've been out twice.

[chuckles]
Third date, huh?

Do I keep on that same road
or do I make a U-turn?

Man, you're batting a thousand.

Now, see, love is tricky.

You gotta think of it
like a jungle river.

Exotic but treacherous,
beautiful but uncharted.

You reach up to grab
a mango off a tree

and you're just as likely
to get ripped off by a jaguar.

Now, think of me
as a jungle guide.

Been down that river
many times before.

One who knows every rock
and rapid and twist--

Chief, I'm a little lost, uh..

Are you saying I should call her
or what?

What I'm saying is,
trust me, Jimmy.

Trust me.

[automated message]
'Entrance code accepted,
Mr. Church.'

[beeping]

[whistling]

[automated message]
'Overseas operatives are online'

'and standing by, Mr. Church.'

What's the latest
on the election?

The minister wants 500,000
for the endorsement.

That's a lot of money
for a speech and a handshake.

- What're his vulnerabilities?
- A 12-year-old daughter.

Offer him 150,
if he doesn't accept it

take a picture of his daughter
walking to school

show it to him,
then offer him nothing.

Done.

How's the Metropolis
franchise coming?

I'll let you know. We'll pick
this up in ten minutes.

[automated voice]
'Overseas conference call
terminated.'

- Hello, Martin.
- Mr. Church.

I know.
You're upset about Baby Rage.

You see this pill?

High blood pressure.

The doctor says
get it under control

less stress in your life,
delegate.

I am delegating..

...and my blood pressure
is not going down.

What were they..
what were they doing

setting fires in the middle
of the day

with witnesses around?

I'll be honest.

He and the Skins are a little
difficult to control.

Of all the humanity
on this planet, you picked them.

You make it work
or cut them loose.

But don't walk in here
with...with excuses

that're going
to upset my doctor.

Yes, sir.

I don't need to tell you
that we're

at a very crucial point

in the Metropolis franchise.

We can't afford
to be out in the open

until...Superman
is taken care of.

I've got good news
on that front.

The plan's just gone online.

You say go,
and everything's in play.

So go already.

Ah.

[instrumental music]

Maybe he didn't
get your message.

He got it.

- Maybe he ignored it.
- I didn't.

- Thanks for coming.
- You must be Kent.

So, Lois, you wanna know
about the Southside?

What can you tell me?

You better be sure
you wanna know.

'Once you cross into this,
there's no going back.'

We're sure.

It began with Southside
precinct's

budgets being cut

then men transferred,
equipment sabotaged

'cops paid
to look the other way.'

- Why?
- Think about it.

What happens when
a good neighborhood goes bad?

- People wanna move.
- Prices go down.

Whole blocks go on the market
for pennies on the dollar.

- Very good.
- Who's behind all this?

[car approaches]

'I wanna help.'

Bad cops make a bad city

'but my neck's a little
too far out on this as it is.'

You gotta give me something.

See if this
leads you somewhere.

Don't call me again.

By the way

you didn't say if you
liked my new mustache.

[laughs]

He wasn't kidding
when he said this was big.

If these reports are true half
the major cities in the world

might've been infiltrated
by this organization.

The Australian press
even nicknamed it "Intergang."

Look what happened
to the reporter.

"Fatal car accident."

(Martin)
Superman.

Police investigated.

I'm contacting you
on a hypersonic frequency

that only you
and a few bats can hear.

This is incredible.

I don't know where
you spend your off hours

but if I were you, I'd be
at the Arboretum duck pond

inside of three minutes.

Why hasn't anyone ever
gone after these guys?

Or someone is going to die.

Clark?

[Martin laughing]

Hello?

U-uh, Lois, I just remembered
I have a-an errand to do.

I-I'll be right back.

[sighs]

Hey, there.

Martin Snell. Good to meet you.

I bet you're wondering
how I made

that little person-to-person.

Superman, let's talk.

[laughs]
Nice little piece
of equipment, huh?

If this is your idea of a joke..

...you're gonna need a lawyer.

No, I won't, because A, I am
a lawyer and B, this is no joke.

I'll even give you the name of
the person who's going to die.

I think you know her,
Lois Lane.

I'd say she's got about,
oh, ten seconds.

Think you could
get there in time?

Lock on the target.

[instrumental music]

- Five.
- 'Target one locked.'

Four.

- Three.
- Signal good. Stand by launch.

- Two.
- 'Weapons free.'

- One. Fire.
- Go.

Targeting two.

[computer beeps]

Go.

[intense music]

On course.
Four seconds to impact.

Superman, what..

[grunts]

(Jimmy)
'What is this?'

Somebody's idea of a sick joke.

'It's only paint. Don't worry.'

They won't bother you again.

Easy, I just wanted
to get your attention

so we could have a talk.

Oh, you get that look
on your face.

You remind me
of a few judges I know.

Ooh! You gonna
lift me up again?

Okay.

To the chase.

Like everyone else on earth,
you've got me dazzled

I'm a big fan, numero uno.

So I don't want you to stop
being the "Man of Steel"

because it's a beautiful thing.
It gives us all hope.

But what my partners
and I do want

is for you to stay out
of our business.

I don't take orders.

Fine. Call it a suggestion.

A very strong suggestion.

'Face it,
you got your little red shorts'

'caught in a bad combo
of high-tech and close friends.'

Even you can't be
in two places at once

but our bullets can.

So where does that leave us?

- Let's ask the DA.
- Oh, sure, you can take me in.

You're Superman,
and I'm just a guy from Paramus.

New Jersey.

But do that,
and two things happen.

A, someone you care about dies

and B, my replacement
steps right in.

Now, you don't want A
and I don't want B.

So I think what you need
is a little attitude adjustment.

And by that, I mean you be
the best Superman you can be.

Street crime, wipe it out.

Terrorists, kick their butts.

Carjackers.
Hey, I drive a Ferrari.

Put those guys in orbit.

But..

...stay out of the Southside.

I don't care if it's
a cat chasing a mouse.

You flash cape
in that part of town

you're looking
at an all-expenses paid

education in bereavement.

- Are we clear?
- On one thing.

This is not over.

Man of steel, will of iron.

[scoffs]

(Martin)
'You gotta love it,
Mr. Church.'

Thank you for the statement,
we'll be in touch.

I just want you to know that
whatever I can do to help DA--

Like I said, we'll be in touch.

Uh, I'd be more than willing
to testify against Baby Rage.

I don't think so.

Have I done something
to offend you?

Do you have a license
to chase criminals?

Do you ever read them
their rights?

If you hurt someone,
are you insured?

Where do you live?
Do you work? Who are you?

I can't tell you that.

- Exactly.
- Hey, big guy.

Uh, Mason, can I talk
to you a second?

This is just not my day.

Superman! Hi!

Hi, Lois.

Funny, he's a lot shorter
in person than you'd think.

You know, I don't know
what your problem--

Clark! Hi.

Hi. Sorry, I'm late.

You're not late, but I'm afraid
that I just got called in

on a double homicide downtown.

So we're gonna have to postpone
our deposition.

- Can I call you and reschedule?
- Sure, yeah.

Well, if you can spare
a few seconds we would like

to talk to you about
something else we found out.

Let's walk.

We have a pretty good lead
on what's

really happening
in the Southside.

Ever heard of Intergang?

- Tell me what you've learned.
- It seems they just acquire.

Companies, other criminal
operations, even governments.

They just swallow them whole
and start running them

always from a distance, hidden.

You think they're funding
the Skins.

- Don't you?
- Yes, I do.

Our source thinks
they've infiltrated the police

but he won't give us names.

If I can think of anything
that will help you

or your uncle,
I will be in touch.

- Talk soon?
- Yeah.

I don't know about her.

And what is her problem
with Superman?

Hey, reporter man.
Got a match?

[laughs]

Who is the greasy creep
in the silk suit?

(Clark)
Martin Snell.

A certain source of mine

says that he's a lawyer
for Intergang.

And now he's a lawyer
for Baby Rage.

Interesting.

[sighs]

Hi, Kelly. It's, uh, Jimmy.

Uh, listen, I-I know we said we
might do something this weekend

but, uh...m-my boss has got me

on assignment all weekend.
Yeah.

All night Friday.

Yeah, all day Saturday, too.

Sunday, a picnic?

[whispers]
No. Uh-uh.

Really?

No, I didn't know there were
nude beaches that close by.

That-that sounds...great..

...but he's got me working
all day Sunday, too.

Yeah.

Yeah. He's killing me.

I-I'll call you, though.

Okay? Bye, Kelly.

[laughs]

I don't know, chief.
I don't like lying to her.

You're not lying. I'm gonna work
your butt off this weekend.

- Still, I--
- Jimmy!

What makes gold so valuable?

- Makes good fillings?
- No. Because it's rare.

You're gonna make yourself
a valued commodity

by making yourself rare.

Trust me, son.

(Lois)
Hey, look at this.

[fly buzzing]

Checking public records
on Martin Snell

five years ago, he was staff
counsel for Bill Church.

The Cost Mart guy?

Worked in corporate acquisitions

responsible for buying up
overseas companies.

I wonder..

Oh, now this is interesting.

Cross-graph what we know
about the spread of Intergang

with the spread of Cost Marts
around the world.

Everywhere Intergang
has gotten a foothold

there's a Cost Mart.

Okay.

Let's pull up
the police files

on Bill Church.

See? Nothing.
Not even a parking ticket.

So he's never been caught.

Neither was Lex Luthor,
till the end.

You may be onto something
but I really think

Martin Snell is the guy
to nail here.

I think we should
stay on him, okay?

Okay, kids. Comp tickets
for the charity ball.

Make sure you invite people
that know how to dress..

...and don't mind dancing close.

[chuckles]
We're gonna have a great time.

Uncle Mike,
you have my beeper number.

So if you can't get ahold
of the police

call me,
and I'll get a hold of them.

Okay. Take care.

Lois, you've been targeted
by Intergang.

The paint bullets.

It was a warning to you

to Jimmy, but mostly to me.

'If I try to bring them down'

if I even show my face
in the Southside..

...the next bullets
they fire are real.

And you are pretty visible.

I mean, it's not as if you
could go undercover.

- Unless..
- Thank you, Lois.

[knocking on door]

- Hi.
- Hi.

I was in the neighborhood..

...and..

...thought we could go over
some facts.

Sure. Come on in.

Just let me, uh,
throw a shirt on real quick.

No, um..

I mean, u-uh, that's alright

because if it would make you
uncomfortable

because it's, you know,
it's, i-it's..

it's-it's, um,
well, it's very warm in here.

Yeah. Definitely. Mm-hm.

Yeah, this is much better.

- So..
- So..

(Bill)
'New item we're thinking
of carrying in the stores.'

"The Swing King."

Guaranteed to improve
your putting

'for 49 bucks.'

Well, 39.

So, Martin, what's the latest
on the Southside?

Alright.

[whirring]

Our silent partners
have acquired

everything highlighted in green.

The yellow areas
are in negotiation.

And that red dot there?

That restaurant owner,
Mike Lane.

Here's everything
we've got on him.

Hmm. Closest family,
a niece, Lois.

Hmm. Small world.

An ex-marine lieutenant
trying to establish a beachhead.

Well..

...if he only knew
that in a year from now

the city council's gonna be
passing legislation

on offshore gambling.

And we'll have hotels..

...casinos..

...and restaurants.

Cash businesses to hide
all the taxes I can't pay.

[laughs]

Do you think if he knew that

that he'd still be trying
to hold onto that little cafe?

[chuckles]

You think so?

Do him. Have the Skins do him.

Don't let it trail back to us.

Make it look
like a gang vendetta

big, messy, loud.

Do him.

You're gonna make
a great witness.

I appreciate that.

In my line of work,
you don't see very much bravery.

I'm just telling the truth.

There's nothing
too brave about that.

Well, sure you're not
flying around

with a big red "S"
on your chest

bragging about
what a hero you are.

You heard Superman brag?

Well, no, not in so many words.

Oh, look, I know
that he's a friend of yours

and no one can deny
that he's done

a lot of really good things

but...you're ten times
the man he is.

I mean, you're an ordinary guy.

You're getting ready
to stand up to this

huge criminal organization.
It takes guts.

I'd like to see Superman
try that without his cape on.

Well, maybe you will.

Um, would..

...would you like
to have lunch?

To discuss the case?

No.

Oh.

Yeah.

Lunch would be good.

Okay.

I'll call you.

Okay.

[instrumental music]

[knocking on door]

Lois.

I, um, dug a little deeper

and I found something else out
about Church.

Well, come on in.

I can't stay, but, uh..

...you should look at this.

Mayson Drake used to work
under Snell

for Church's acquisitions.

- What?
- Why you so upset?

I'm...just surprised.

[pager beeps]

Oh, no, it's Uncle Mike.
He's in trouble.

[grunting]

Take care of him.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Old man's got a little kick
to him, huh?

Let's see what you got.
Come on. Come on.

[instrumental music]

You have the right
to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be
used against you..

...in a court of law.

Uh-uh-uh.

You have the right
to an attorney.

If you cannot afford
an attorney..

...one will be provided for you.

Do you understand these rights
as I have just

explained them to you?

Officer, that sounds
like a "yes."

I'm gonna, u-uh,
go and call for, uh..

- Backup?
- Yeah.

Sounds like
it's already on its way.

- Clark, she's dirty.
- Show me the proof.

You don't have
any proof on Snell

and you're willing
to go after him.

That's different, Lois.
I told you I have a source.

I'll tell you what's different,
when Snell bats his eyes

you don't get quite so giddy.

Oh, wait. Are you jealous?

What? No! I'm not jealous.

We're friends
and we're partners.

And whatever you do
in your own time is..

- Yeah?
- Whatever you do, I don't care.

Except when it affects our job.

How is it affecting our job
to say that I disagree?

To say that you have no proof
that Church is the head

of Intergang and therefore,
no proof that just because

Mayson worked for Church
that she's part of Intergang?

We've gotta stay on track.

But you're not saying
stay on track.

You're saying stay away
from your girlfriend.

She is not my girlfriend.

Well, whatever she is,
she has got you

finger-wrapped and blindfolded.

You know, if anybody's blind
around here, it's you.

Well, what is that
supposed to mean?

What did it mean?

I don't even know.

It's just one of those things
that sounded good at the time

but...once I got
into the elevator

I couldn't figure out
what it meant.

Freud would say

"It's a subconscious desire
in search of a context."

'And Jung would dismiss it'

as an anger-induced
synaptic anomaly.

Adult education.

It's a beautiful thing.

The real question is
who is this woman?

And are you interested in her?

Yeah. I think so.

But that's the other weird part.

Mayson likes me, or, Clark

but she hates Superman.

Which is kind of confusing
because Lois loves Superman

but only likes Clark.

Mayson likes Clark, but
in a different way than Lois.

And Mayson hates Superman
in a way

that's different from anybody.

Oh, Clark.

I've been afraid something
like this was gonna happen.

- What?
- Well..

You're beginning to talk about
yourself in the third person.

It's all this pressure.

That's why I started taking
this psych class.

And not a moment too soon.

Martha, the boy has two gorgeous
women running after him.

This does not rate high
on the list of world problems.

That's true,
but let's not forget

that Mayson may be
an agent of Intergang.

Well, nobody's perfect, son.

How about a piece of pie?

I guess we're just gonna
have to talk about this.

You seemed pretty upset
after that blowup with Clark.

Perry, he's letting
his feelings for a woman

get in the way of our story.

- And?
- And!

And...it's unprofessional and..

And?

And...I don't like it.

And I don't even know
why I don't like it.

Oh, well, it sounds like to me

that you're just gonna
have to figure it out.

Now, Clark is a very nice man

but when you get
right down to it

a nice man
is still just a man.

Perry..

...Clark is my best friend

and I don't wanna lose him.

Oh, honey,
you're not gonna lose him.

Oh, you two may have a bump
or two down the road

but things are gonna work out.

You'll see.

- Hey, Clark.
- Hey, Mike.

I'm meeting Mayson here
for lunch.

Yeah, she's right over there.

I guess he's chairing
the urban redevelopment fund.

Mayson asked him to come down
here and spread

a little of the wealth around.

Guy's got to be the world's
nicest billionaire.

- I'll get you some menus.
- Thanks.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Uh, I see you brought
your ex-boss down.

Uh, Bill? How did you know
he was my ex-boss?

- Is it a secret?
- No.

I just don't remember
mentioning it.

Lois and I have been following
a series of leads

from Baby Rage to Martin Snell

from Snell to Intergang

from Intergang to Bill Church.

- Wait, wait.
- From Bill Church--

You're having lunch with me
to find out

if I'm a part of Intergang?

No.

To ask if my former boss

is the head of Intergang?

I never said head.

Bill Church
is a friend of mine.

Martin Snell is
a professional acquaintance.

And the next time you wanna
interview me for a story

call my office
and make an appointment.

- Mayson, wait.
- I'll see you in court.

Jeez. This is just not my week.

And after you saw the defendant
start the fire?

Superman flew down,
apprehended him

and then put the fire out.

Thank you, Mr. Kent.

No further questions.

(Judge Lance)
'Mr. Snell?'

Oh, no questions at this time.

(Judge Lance)
'You're excused, Mr. Kent.'

Mr. Snell, here are
those files you requested.

[instrumental music]

- Lois, I owe you an apology.
- No, I owe you an apology.

I shouldn't have lost my temper.

Well, you're entitled to.

I mean, I lose mine
once every what..

Three, four minutes?

[chuckles]

Anyway.

Hey. What's going on?

(Judge Lance)
'New evidence seems to indicate'

'that the officers
who arrested the defendant'

did not properly apprise him
of his Miranda rights.

'And the warrant issued
to search his house'

'did not have
the correct address on it.'

Um, Ms. Drake, your office
personally issued the warrant.

There must be some mistake.

If so, I'll grant you 24 hours
to investigate

this matter internally
and refute the charges.

'Otherwise, I'll have no choice
but to declare'

the arrest invalid
and set the defendant free.

[gavel slams]

Sorry, Mayson.

Better luck next time.

It's all her. She set it up.

She's in with Church and Snell.

How much more evidence
do you need?

[indistinct whispering]

- Tonight.
- What?

You go home,
you call her tonight.

Chief, don't you think it's
a little late to be calling her?

You'll wake her up,
you'll tell her you're sorry

you're calling after midnight
but all of a sudden

you got this inexplicable urge
to hear her voice.

Now, she'll be half dreaming,
half listening

when you tell her you have
tickets to this magical ball

and that you'll pick her up
this Saturday at 8:00.

Uh, chief, does this mean
I have to buy a tie?

You're the best police source
I have, I need the names

or the case is gonna get
tossed out and my uncle..

No, don't hang up,
just listen to..

Face it, Lois.
We're at a dead end.

(Mayson)
'Maybe not.'

If that case gets thrown out
and my office is implicated

I could get disbarred.

'Now I wanna get
to the bottom of this'

'as much as you do'

but I don't know
who to trust anymore.

Seems to be going around
these days.

I guess if you want trust

you have to start by giving it.

This is everything
my office has on Intergang

and my personal files
on Martin Snell.

I think we should do it.

If we combine what we both know

it can't possibly
get any worse, can it?

You have a point.

[fly buzzing]

Careful. Sounds like the bug
that bit me. Still hurts.

Nice get.

Uh, I'm gonna go
let it out the window.

What, all of a sudden
you're a Buddhist?

We broke another needle
on this guy Kent.

[instrumental music]

Now I can't get
the probe to fly.

- I have to go.
- Where?

You guys stay here.
It won't take long.

- What won't take long?
- The thing that I have to do.

In the place that.. I'll be back
from in just one second.

Does he do that a lot?

Constantly.

That's weird.

The drone's heading this way

but I haven't called it.

[wall crumbles]

So that's how your bullets
always find their targets.

A genetic tag
injected by needle.

What is it, a radioisotope?

- Uh-huh.
- Hmm.

Looks like your plan's
not going too well, Martin.

Now stop bugging people.

Okay.

You wanna butt heads?

Here comes the headache.

[device beeps]

[intense music]

[explodes]

Superman, did you just
save me from something?

- Uh-huh.
- Do I wanna know what it was?

Nah.

- 'I'm looking for a deal.'
- 'Really? Try Cost Mart.'

Shut up and listen
for once, Martin.

You might actually
learn something.

Well, aren't we frosty,
the snow queen?

You got one minute.
If you bore me, I'll bill you.

Those reporters, Kent and Lane

have a deep throat
in the police department.

I'm awfully sorry, counselor.

I have absolutely
no knowledge of this.

You have a leak, Martin.

This deep throat of Lois Lane's

is one of your guys
on Intergang's payroll.

I'd say right about now
you'd really wanna

get rid of this guy.
I can make it happen.

Mayson, is the good little girl
crossing over

to the bad side of the street?

Here's the name of your
two-timing cop...for sale.

One-time only offer.

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

- Fine.
- Whoop.

How much?

- Your Honor.
- Mr. Snell.

- What do you pay your cops?
- Five thousand a month.

'A Little extra here and there
for special favors.'

'We can probably do
a little better for you.'

'I mean,
you are a college gra..'

Your plan worked?

My plan worked.

Ooh! I love saying those words.

(Martin on recording)
You are a college graduate

so how about, hmm,
seven thou a month?

Your Honor, it's clear to me

that the voice
on that recording

is that of an actor hired
to impersonate me.

Really?
I'd love to hear his Brando.

But for the moment, we're going
to assume that was you.

Which does not bode well
for your future

as an attorney or a free man.

'And as for the defendant,
Daniel Anthony Bell'

AKA Baby Rage,
you're going to trial.

Sorry, Martin.
Better luck next time.

[instrumental music]

Uncle Mike, everybody's
raving about the food.

They're all asking
about your restaurant.

Yeah, well, it's pretty amazing

how fast things
are turning around.

No more gangs,
no more slow cops

thanks to the articles
you two wrote.

I guess whoever's
behind Intergang

doesn't like the spotlight much.

There goes a great guy.

Sorry, but I don't think so

and we're gonna prove it,
partner.

Just wait.

Well, son...can I meet her?

Oh, sure, chief.
Just hop a plane to Switzerland.

That's, that's where her
new boyfriend lives.

The one who cheered her up
while I was ignoring her.

Jimmy, you know what a man
needs at a time like this?

A baseball bat and an alibi?

A philosophy.

See, I neglected to tell you

that love is most
like a big casino

flashing lights,
free drinks, Wayne Newton.

Plenty to distract a player
from what's really going on.

But sometimes when you throw
them big dice in casino love

well, you...you crap out.

'Sorry, son.'

[instrumental music]

There's something
I need to know, Bill.

I have a feeling this is gonna
be a professional question.

We're bringing charges
against Martin Snell.

I thought I'd ask you first,
off the record

if you have any
business dealings with him?

And I'll answer you
on the record. No.

I never had any business
with Martin.

I'm sorry. I had to ask.

Of course you did.

Now..

...you just run along
and enjoy the party, my dear.

Excuse me, Lois,
do you mind if I cut in?

Um...of course not.

I must warn you, I dip suddenly,
and I dip deeply.

[laughs]

I'll stay alert.

- Are you two alright?
- We're fine.

Mayson's not really so bad.

'She's a little pushy, but she's
obviously so desperate.'

Who can blame her?

I think what you said is right.

No matter what happens,
I'll never lose Clark.

- Ooh.
- I warned you.

Good evening, Mr. Church.

[indistinct chatter]

Alright.

You wanna know who
the head of Intergang is?

I'll tell you.

It's..

[explosion]

Ah.

[inhales deeply]

[whistling]

♪ To hold my hand ♪

♪ Please be true ♪

I just dropped in to say

thank you for your advice
the other night.

You're welcome...officer.

♪ Won't you fly me
to the moon ♪

My uncle's been wanting me
to find out who that cop was

so he could bake him a cake.

Well, tell him that I
retired from the force

but that I'll still keep
an eye out for him..

...and you.

I know.

Would you, um...like to dance?

That sounds nice.

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ In other words ♪

♪ Darling kiss me ♪

I love this song.

Do you?

I've been thinking, I..

...I don't know
that much about you.

What kind of music you like

what your favorite color is.

I didn't even know
you could dance.

This...isn't dancing.

It's not?

This is.

[Lois gasps]

♪ In other words ♪

♪ I love you ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ You are all I long for ♪

♪ All I worship and adore ♪

♪ In other words ♪♪

[theme music]