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So then the mugger tells
me to lie on the ground
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and count to 100.
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And as I got down, I said,
"Thanks! You too!"
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- [LAUGHTER]
- "You too"!
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I was mortified!
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Okay!
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I got to go drain my dame vein.
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[LAUGHTER]
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What did I miss?
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It's your better half.
Francine's a riot!
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You ought to bring her
by the office more, Stan.
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It's criminal that we only
get her at these work parties.
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Someone call the police!
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That's what she could have said.
At the mugging.
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I don't know. She's the storyteller.
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I'm no good at this.
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Well, I read
a disturbing statistic recently.
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We swallow eight spiders a
year without even realizing it.
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I was so scared when I found out,
I couldn't sleep.
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But that's what I get for
reading snapple caps before bed.
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Now someone else say a thing.
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Oh, my God.
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Bracelet flask! I love it!
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You'll appreciate this.
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Ooh. Purse flask.
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They make those?
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You are too much!
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I'm agent Cara.
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Francine. I'm Stan Smith's wife.
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Stanimal? I love that guy.
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We work on the innerspace
program together.
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What's that?
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It's pretty cool, actually.
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I get to shrink down
to the size of a cell
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and go on missions in
other people's bodies.
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Like the magic school bus!
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Exactly like that,
except if Arnold was a dictator
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and Ms. Frizzle was in
there giving him E. coli.
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Sorry. I don't mean to keep
you if you need to pee.
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Oh, no. I never use
the toilets at these things.
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I've got a system.
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Are... you... kidding me?!
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- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
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Ah.
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??
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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? I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ?
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? The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ?
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? And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ?
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? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
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- ? Good... ?
- ? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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Aah!
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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??
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Mm. Mm!
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Okay. I'll bite.
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- What's with the wheel?
- This is no wheel.
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This is a ticket to a better life.
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Oh-ho! Nice. Say no more.
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Disagree. Say more.
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We got really lucky last
night and saw a car crash.
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A Lamborghini hit a barricade,
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and one of the wheels flew so far
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that after they got the fire out,
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everyone just sort of forgot about it.
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And now it's all ours.
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It's the most expensive thing we own...
by a lot.
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And just the foothold we needed
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to finally climb into high society.
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Hold on. So you think rolling
an old tire through the streets
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is gonna make everyone think you're...
what, rich?
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JEFF: [LAUGHING] Oh, no.
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This bad boy will never
touch the ground again.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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That's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.
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I love it! I'm clearing my schedule
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and following whatever this
is for the rest of the day.
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Whew! What a party, huh?
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I had such a great time last night.
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Mm. Me too.
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Stan, how come you never mentioned Cara?
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I'm sure I've talked about her.
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C-bone is my number-one work dawg.
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We share bagels.
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She's a bottom gal,
and I prefer the top.
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Well, I think she's great.
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I could see us becoming
really good friends.
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Pshh. Never gonna happen.
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What are you talking about, Klaus?
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I'm afraid friendship
is off the table, Francine,
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because the feeling was not mutual.
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Cara told me in an e-mail
she sent this morning
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she finds you very off-putting.
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She said... and these are her words...
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you give off a strong snitch vibe.
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What? T-That's impossible!
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We had real chemistry!
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Was it because I asked her
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if she's ever been all up inside a baby?
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I meant like on a mission!
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Probably, yes. Okay. I've got to jet.
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Look how fast I can run!
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Meh.
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Okay.
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Duper's new liver is in,
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and Cara's at the extraction point.
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Let's pull her out, enlarge her,
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and get this guy to happy hour.
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Confirm. We've got the ship.
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Hang on. Cara's trying to
signal us through the window.
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She's... Okay. She's mooning me.
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_
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Hey! Francine is here!
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Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.
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Sorry to interrupt. Is Cara in here...
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She got transferred to...
an Arm... enian deli.
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- In France.
- Oh.
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All right.
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Smith! What on earth was that?
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It's my wife, sir.
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She always hijacks all my friendships.
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And work is the last place I have
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where my friends are just mine.
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I couldn't risk it happening with Cara.
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Come now, Smith. You can talk to me.
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What's really going on?
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Uh, I was...
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s-scared about all the
spiders I must have swallowed
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after what you said at the party.
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And... and I need Cara
to do a deep clean.
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- For spiders.
- There, now.
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Doesn't it feel better
telling the truth?
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It's safe to be afraid here, Smith.
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Mission approved!
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FRANCINE:
? If I could turn back time ?
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- ? If I could find a way ?
- [SNORING]
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? Uh-uh-uh ?
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? Uh-uh-uh ?
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? Uh-uh-uh-uhh ?
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- ? Uh-uh-uh ?
- What the Cher?
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? Uh-uh-uh ?
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[ECHOING] ? Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uhh ?
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CARA: Hey!
Hey, can someone out there hear me?
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Help!
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- Cara?
- Francine?
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Get out of town!
It's so great to run into you!
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Before you say anything,
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I just want to apologize
for making you hate me.
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F-Francine, I don't hate you.
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- You don't?
- No!
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But can we talk about this later?
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I need help.
Something's gone terribly wrong.
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One minute I'm finishing
a mission in duper,
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and the next I'm in this...
I-I want to say moose?
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It's Stan. [GASPS]
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Stan, who lied about you
being transferred!
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And about you hating me!
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Stan?
Stan, wake up and explain yourself!
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Sta-a-a-n!
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Hang tight.
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I'm gonna get a bucket of water
to pour in this guy's face.
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Make it a Martini. I could use a drink!
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[GROWLING, METAL CLANKING]
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Francine!
Want to watch me play "Elden Ring"?
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I'm an astrologer...
but, like, a battle astrologer.
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He's very cool, very... good at stars.
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Hey, does it seem crazy
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that Stan would trap his
work friend in his body
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so I wouldn't find her?
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Crazy? No. Surprising?
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Also no.
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Tell me what you know.
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Well, it wouldn't be the first time
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Stan has done something wild
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to shield his work friends from you.
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From me? I'm [BLEEP] great.
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Exactly. Look.
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Do you remember Brock from the lab?
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Of course! I loved Brock.
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And what happened when you
two started becoming friends?
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Stan told me he got into scientology
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and cut all the suppressive
people out of his life.
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Mm. What about Sharon, the assassin?
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Sharon!
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She fell in love... with the sea.
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Sure. Tony the pilot?
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Stan said he became a reverse werewolf
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who's only human on full moons
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so he's really busy those nights...
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Oh, God damn it.
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Actually, that one is true.
But it was Stan's fault.
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- But why?
- He's afraid.
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He doesn't want you getting
close to his friends
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because he knows you're way
more charismatic than he is
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and they'll become
better friends with you.
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I mean, I get it.
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I like you way more.
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It's why I'm giving you
all this information
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even though he swore me to secrecy.
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But I really like Cara.
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- I'm gonna talk to Stan.
- You could.
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But trust me,
once he knows the jig is up,
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he'll just find another way
to make sure you and Cara
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will never, ever be friends.
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He's had a lot of practice.
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[SIGHS] Thanks. Okay.
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Good luck being a fighting
weatherman or whatever.
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I can tell you're being dismissive
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but that's pretty dead-on,
so I can't be mad.
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??
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Oh! Francine.
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Did you know some cats
are allergic to humans?
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A truly haunting rumination.
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Fire up your shrinky machine!
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I've got to go inside Stan and
rescue your innerspace agent.
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Come on, now. Talk to Avery.
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What's the real reason
you're doing this?
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Um, I think Stan swallowed
some of the Monopoly houses.
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[GASPS] Training be damned!
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Let's get you little!
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In you go, Francine.
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Okay. You can do this.
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[THUDDING]
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Shoo! Shoo!
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[GLASS CRACKING, LASERS ZAPPING]
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??
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It's Cara!
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[LAUGHS]
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[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]
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So you think that tire is
gonna get you into Ataxia,
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the most exclusive
nightclub in all of Langley?
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You're gonna get laughed at,
and I, for one, am here for it.
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Can't wait.
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??
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[GRUNTS]
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Holy mackerel.
That's Lamborghini rubber!
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- Come right in!
- Son of a bitch.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[CROWD MURMURING]
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
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Hey! Is that from a lambo? So sick.
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You guys got to come watch the
fight with us in Atlantic City.
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We're taking a helicopter.
It's Adele's birthday!
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ADELE: Lambo. With me.
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Son of a bitch!
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[HEARTBEAT ECHOING]
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And I guess he's been
doing this for years.
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I'm sorry you got caught up in it.
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Stop. It was a hell of a thing
you did coming in here after me.
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I was hoping I'd see you again.
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Me too.
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I can't believe Stan's being so petty.
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We should plug one of his arteries.
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Let's hide one of his
testicles up inside his body.
256
00:10:32,638 --> 00:10:35,238
That happened once when he
got scared by a firework.
257
00:10:35,307 --> 00:10:37,641
[PHONE BUZZES, CHIMES]
258
00:10:37,709 --> 00:10:39,509
- Hello?
- STAN: Betrayer!
259
00:10:39,578 --> 00:10:41,845
You went inside me
without my permission.
260
00:10:41,913 --> 00:10:44,581
There's a word for people
who do that, Francine...
261
00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:47,584
- parasite!
- I also feel betrayed.
262
00:10:47,653 --> 00:10:49,987
Slow down. You kidnapped Cara.
263
00:10:50,055 --> 00:10:52,055
To protect her because you always go
264
00:10:52,123 --> 00:10:54,591
to these incredible lengths
just to steal my friends!
265
00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:56,593
That's not at all what I'm doing!
266
00:10:56,662 --> 00:10:58,595
Get back to the extraction
point and come home.
267
00:10:58,664 --> 00:11:00,063
I forbid you to see Cara.
268
00:11:00,132 --> 00:11:01,731
We're already together.
269
00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:04,267
She's there? Tell her I say "whazzup?"!
270
00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:05,869
Stan says hi.
271
00:11:05,937 --> 00:11:08,137
"Hi"?! You make me sound like a dork!
272
00:11:08,139 --> 00:11:10,007
Boy, you really can't help yourself.
273
00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:12,209
You're being completely unreasonable!
274
00:11:12,277 --> 00:11:14,544
You take some time to cool off!
275
00:11:14,613 --> 00:11:18,682
In the meantime,
Cara and I will be in here...
276
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,818
- bonding.
- Gaaah!
277
00:11:20,886 --> 00:11:23,286
Bay-aah! That was fun.
278
00:11:23,355 --> 00:11:25,622
Do you want to go to the
roof and shoot our guns?
279
00:11:25,691 --> 00:11:27,825
I need to get them out of
there and away from each other.
280
00:11:27,893 --> 00:11:29,759
Is there any other way to get them out?
281
00:11:29,761 --> 00:11:31,628
Smith, we're the CIA.
282
00:11:31,697 --> 00:11:35,833
We'll force them out even if
we have to kill you to do it.
283
00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:39,168
[DIAL CLICKS, UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
284
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:41,238
??
285
00:11:41,306 --> 00:11:43,106
? I saw you outside of my cell ?
286
00:11:43,174 --> 00:11:44,808
? I saw you ?
287
00:11:46,177 --> 00:11:47,310
? I got a plan ?
288
00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:50,580
? I got a sexy plan for you ?
289
00:11:50,649 --> 00:11:54,718
? I start to think that you
want something to drink ?
290
00:11:54,786 --> 00:11:56,319
? I got a plan ?
291
00:11:56,388 --> 00:11:59,056
? I got a sexy plan for you ?
292
00:11:59,124 --> 00:12:02,191
? And then we drug them all ?
293
00:12:02,193 --> 00:12:04,862
? And break out from this...
up prison ?
294
00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:07,196
? I tricked you with my orgy ?
295
00:12:07,198 --> 00:12:09,399
? I stole your gun ?
296
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:12,001
? Your purpose is a lie ?
297
00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:13,937
? Exposing it is fun ?
298
00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:15,389
??
299
00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:16,445
_
300
00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,209
? I saw you inside this hell ?
301
00:12:20,211 --> 00:12:21,879
? I saw you ?
302
00:12:22,948 --> 00:12:24,281
? I got a plan ?
303
00:12:24,349 --> 00:12:26,750
? I got a killer plan for you ?
304
00:12:27,352 --> 00:12:30,554
? We'll meet again,
and it'll be your end ?
305
00:12:32,091 --> 00:12:33,690
- ? I got a plan ?
- [GASPS]
306
00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:35,024
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
307
00:12:35,094 --> 00:12:37,427
- [PHONE RINGS]
- Had enough?
308
00:12:37,429 --> 00:12:39,696
What? Francine, I can barely hear you.
309
00:12:39,765 --> 00:12:40,898
What spiders?
310
00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:44,834
Your brain is riddled with spiders!
311
00:12:44,836 --> 00:12:47,170
We had to abandon ship!
312
00:12:47,239 --> 00:12:49,306
[EXPLOSION, ENGINES WHIRRING]
313
00:12:49,374 --> 00:12:52,042
[CRASH, SPIDER SCREECHING]
314
00:12:53,312 --> 00:12:55,679
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
315
00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:59,116
Spiders? I warned you.
316
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,267
Francine's in trouble!
I need to get in me!
317
00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:08,070
Interesting. And how will that work?
318
00:13:08,139 --> 00:13:10,806
Walk me through the logistics, I mean.
319
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,141
We don't have time for this.
320
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,610
Just shrink me down
and get me inside me.
321
00:13:14,678 --> 00:13:16,278
Okay. Yeah. I hear it now.
322
00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:18,614
What we need is to
build a team of agents
323
00:13:18,682 --> 00:13:20,215
uniquely suited for this mission.
324
00:13:20,284 --> 00:13:22,884
We'll need an ace pilot,
a stone-cold killer,
325
00:13:22,954 --> 00:13:26,555
a brain expert, a bard to sing
the story of their triumph,
326
00:13:26,624 --> 00:13:28,223
and... oh, no.
327
00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:30,892
Smith? Are the spiders in your eyes?
328
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:34,096
Hold still until I can get a
glass and a piece of paper.
329
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:37,299
No. The problem is I know the
perfect team for this mission.
330
00:13:37,301 --> 00:13:39,234
I just really don't
want to make the call.
331
00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:40,902
What could be so bad
332
00:13:40,972 --> 00:13:43,973
that you would risk the lives
of your wife and fellow agent?
333
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,775
They're all work friends...
334
00:13:45,843 --> 00:13:48,177
that I've been keeping from Francine.
335
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,179
So it's gonna be like the movie
"Innerspace."
336
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,181
I don't have time to
explain the plot to you,
337
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,249
so we'll just watch it on my phone.
338
00:13:54,318 --> 00:13:55,585
[SYNTHESIZER PLAYING]
339
00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:57,253
Okay. So that was "Dunston Checks In."
340
00:13:57,321 --> 00:13:59,054
I couldn't find "Innerspace" on YouTube,
341
00:13:59,123 --> 00:14:00,722
but I think you'll get the gist of it
342
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:02,057
once you're in the tiny spaceship.
343
00:14:02,126 --> 00:14:04,726
Primary objective...
rescue a fellow agent
344
00:14:04,728 --> 00:14:06,328
as well as... Francine.
345
00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:07,797
Oh, my God! Francine!
346
00:14:07,865 --> 00:14:09,931
Francine?! How is she?!
347
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,201
[GROANS] Never mind.
This was a bad idea.
348
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,136
You can all go home. It has to be me.
349
00:14:14,138 --> 00:14:15,871
Stan.
350
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,606
All right. Here's the deal.
351
00:14:17,675 --> 00:14:20,876
I handpicked each of you because
you're invaluable to this op.
352
00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:23,212
Sharon,
you're the best tracker on the force.
353
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,746
Thanks, Stan.
354
00:14:24,748 --> 00:14:26,215
And you deserve to know
355
00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:29,218
Francine didn't get the acting
bug and move to the Himalayas.
356
00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:32,955
Also, no one is calling Nepal
"the new Hollywood."
357
00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:35,958
Tony, my ride-or-die reverse wolfman.
358
00:14:36,027 --> 00:14:38,760
I appreciate you squeezing
us in on a full moon.
359
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:41,831
Also, Francine is not a
regular werewolf whose schedule
360
00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:44,099
is therefore completely
incompatible with yours.
361
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:46,101
Water under the bridge, Stan.
362
00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:48,103
Brock, buddy, you know brains,
363
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:50,239
and I'm counting on
you to keep mine safe.
364
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,643
Also, Francine didn't get
stuck in the wet concrete
365
00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:54,844
of the 11th Street bridge,
366
00:14:54,912 --> 00:14:56,846
and I don't go sing
to her every new year.
367
00:14:56,914 --> 00:14:59,915
Well,
it was a nice sentiment all the same.
368
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,717
And, Morgan Freeman,
369
00:15:01,785 --> 00:15:03,785
history will want to
know what happened here
370
00:15:03,855 --> 00:15:06,656
and you're just the guy to narrate it.
371
00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:09,925
Smart. Save it for the field.
372
00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:12,728
The truth is, my wife is amazing.
373
00:15:12,796 --> 00:15:15,865
I lied to all of you because I
was afraid you'd like her more
374
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:18,868
and... and I'd be left in the
lurch as the second banana.
375
00:15:18,936 --> 00:15:20,269
But that's not her fault.
376
00:15:20,338 --> 00:15:23,004
I'd like the chance to
say all this to her, too,
377
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,674
so please bring her home.
378
00:15:24,742 --> 00:15:29,211
??
379
00:15:29,213 --> 00:15:30,412
[BELL CHIMES]
380
00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:37,019
??
381
00:15:37,088 --> 00:15:39,755
Do you think I should've
warned them about the spiders?
382
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,758
Well, we did everything we wanted.
383
00:15:42,826 --> 00:15:44,426
We reached the top.
384
00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:48,230
High-stakes go fish.
Backstage with Rod Stewart.
385
00:15:48,232 --> 00:15:50,966
A limo ride through a
Burger King drive-through...
386
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,702
with a snow leopard.
387
00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:54,970
You guys want some Rita's water ice?
388
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:57,172
The owner saw your wheel
and opened up early.
389
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:59,375
Guys! They've got blood orange!
390
00:15:59,443 --> 00:16:03,379
Lamborghini wheel,
you made our dreams come true.
391
00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:07,383
Now it's time for you to
do that for someone else.
392
00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:10,720
I only wish we had more wheels to give.
393
00:16:10,788 --> 00:16:12,922
- [BOTH GRUNT]
- You're not gonna believe this,
394
00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:15,190
but there's a Lamborghini
out on the street here
395
00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:16,458
with a flat tire.
396
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:17,859
The guy looks pretty desperate.
397
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:20,630
No! The tire chooses!
398
00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:24,166
[BOTH GRUNT]
399
00:16:24,936 --> 00:16:26,402
This moment...
400
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:29,338
this is what they will remember us for.
401
00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:34,209
??
402
00:16:34,278 --> 00:16:37,279
Remember,
the slightest damage to the brain
403
00:16:37,281 --> 00:16:40,816
can have catastrophic
consequences for Stan,
404
00:16:40,884 --> 00:16:43,285
so follow my instructions very...
405
00:16:43,354 --> 00:16:44,820
Aah!
406
00:16:44,888 --> 00:16:46,221
- Ohh!
- [GASPS]
407
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:48,223
[SPIDERS SCREECHING]
408
00:16:48,912 --> 00:16:50,225
Holy shit!
409
00:16:50,294 --> 00:16:52,494
Hostiles incoming!
410
00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:55,831
??
411
00:16:55,899 --> 00:16:57,166
[SPIDERS SCREECHING]
412
00:16:57,653 --> 00:17:00,436
Find Francine! I'll hold 'em off!
413
00:17:00,504 --> 00:17:06,041
??
414
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:11,180
??
415
00:17:11,249 --> 00:17:14,650
So, how do you feel
like it's going in there?
416
00:17:15,919 --> 00:17:17,319
Pretty good, I think.
417
00:17:17,388 --> 00:17:20,255
[SPIDERS SCREECHING]
418
00:17:20,324 --> 00:17:25,461
??
419
00:17:25,529 --> 00:17:27,062
Freeman!
420
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:29,966
We sure could use a poignant
pep talk right about now!
421
00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:36,806
??
422
00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:38,407
[SPIDERS SCREECHING]
423
00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:40,009
??
424
00:17:40,077 --> 00:17:42,077
[SPIDERS SCREECHING]
425
00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:44,346
Aah-ha!
426
00:17:44,348 --> 00:17:45,414
Ha!
427
00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:46,916
[SPIDER SCREECHING]
428
00:17:47,952 --> 00:17:49,351
Hyah!
429
00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:53,289
??
430
00:17:53,357 --> 00:17:54,423
Francine?
431
00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:55,557
Sharon?!
432
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:58,427
Shut up! How are you?!
433
00:17:58,496 --> 00:18:00,830
Oh, pretty good. Working a lot.
434
00:18:00,898 --> 00:18:02,898
- [SPIDER SCREECHING]
- [GRUNTS]
435
00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:04,366
Can you guys climb out?
436
00:18:04,435 --> 00:18:08,170
No! I think my leg is broken!
437
00:18:08,239 --> 00:18:10,239
[SPIDER ROARS]
438
00:18:11,044 --> 00:18:13,843
Well, I guess no news
is good news, right?
439
00:18:13,911 --> 00:18:16,178
[SPIDER ROARS]
440
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,247
??
441
00:18:18,315 --> 00:18:19,515
Ooh.
442
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:20,982
??
443
00:18:20,984 --> 00:18:23,519
[SPIDER SCREECHING]
444
00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:26,255
[SPIDERS GRUNTING]
445
00:18:26,323 --> 00:18:32,194
??
446
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,596
[HEARTBEAT ECHOING]
447
00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:36,598
But when stretchy jeans came out?
448
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,401
Boom. That was the real
game-changer for wolfmen.
449
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:41,270
My quality of life went way up.
450
00:18:41,339 --> 00:18:43,539
Tony, can I ask you something?
451
00:18:43,607 --> 00:18:46,075
- Aren't you angry?
- About what?
452
00:18:46,143 --> 00:18:48,878
It's Stan's fault you're
a reverse werewolf.
453
00:18:48,946 --> 00:18:51,947
And he did it just to keep
us from being friends.
454
00:18:52,015 --> 00:18:54,216
A little. But I also feel for him.
455
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,085
It's got to be tough
always getting eclipsed
456
00:18:56,153 --> 00:18:57,953
by the person you love the most.
457
00:18:58,021 --> 00:19:01,623
Kind of lonely, I'd think.
And there's no escaping that.
458
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,959
At least I get one night off a month.
459
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:05,494
I guess so.
460
00:19:05,563 --> 00:19:07,496
[METAL CLANKS]
461
00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:09,231
Let's kill it.
462
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,101
It's a baby now,
but we have no idea how big it'll get.
463
00:19:12,169 --> 00:19:13,369
I don't know.
464
00:19:13,437 --> 00:19:16,438
It can't get more than... eight feet!
465
00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:18,040
[LAUGHTER]
466
00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:20,442
- Oh! - Awoo!
- [SPIDER LAUGHING]
467
00:19:20,511 --> 00:19:23,512
[LAUGHS] And then, out of nowhere,
468
00:19:23,581 --> 00:19:27,449
Sharon's head just pops up
over the ledge, like this!
469
00:19:27,518 --> 00:19:29,118
- Oohur? Oohur?
- [LAUGHTER]
470
00:19:29,186 --> 00:19:30,986
Like a dang turtle!
471
00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:32,027
Oohur?
472
00:19:32,056 --> 00:19:33,455
[LAUGHTER]
473
00:19:33,524 --> 00:19:35,657
- Ah!
- A toast!
474
00:19:35,727 --> 00:19:39,128
To an unbreakable friendship.
475
00:19:39,196 --> 00:19:41,197
- [GLASS BREAKS]
- STAN: Damn it!
476
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:46,468
I can't imagine this is easy for you.
477
00:19:46,537 --> 00:19:49,004
- Are you angry?
- Only at myself.
478
00:19:49,073 --> 00:19:51,140
I'm so sorry about everything.
479
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,608
Francine, I was just jealous
480
00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:54,676
of the way you pull
people into your orbit.
481
00:19:54,746 --> 00:19:57,947
But now I realize I'm in that orbit,
too.
482
00:19:58,015 --> 00:20:00,549
And there's nowhere else
I'd rather be, baby.
483
00:20:00,618 --> 00:20:01,951
Oh, Stan.
484
00:20:02,019 --> 00:20:03,352
- Mm!
- Mm-hmm.
485
00:20:03,421 --> 00:20:05,421
MORGAN FREEMAN:
And through it all, Stan learned
486
00:20:05,489 --> 00:20:07,289
the most important lesson...
487
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,425
No amount of fighting or bargaining
488
00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:12,962
will ever slow the hands
of old father time.
489
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:16,365
Children grow up,
whether you're ready for it or not.
490
00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:18,968
I assume that's what he learned, anyway.
491
00:20:19,036 --> 00:20:20,302
I'm pretty loaded.
492
00:20:20,371 --> 00:20:23,505
You know,
Jack Nicholson gave me this bathing suit
493
00:20:23,507 --> 00:20:25,307
on the set of "The Bucket List."
494
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:29,511
That man just gives and gives and gives.
495
00:20:29,513 --> 00:20:31,180
[SPIDER SQUEAKING]
496
00:20:31,248 --> 00:20:35,284
??
497
00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:41,075
_
498
00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:43,103
_
499
00:20:43,224 --> 00:20:45,839
_
500
00:20:46,802 --> 00:20:48,006
_
501
00:20:48,382 --> 00:20:50,184
_
502
00:20:50,185 --> 00:20:52,583
_
503
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,156
_
504
00:20:56,608 --> 00:20:58,541
Bye-bye! See you soon!
505
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:03,141
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