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[Yawns] I'm so zonked.
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The red alerts from that wormhole
kept me up half the night.
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Oh, I know. It's, like,
are we crossing the event horizon or not?
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Like, I don't care actually.
I just want you to pick one.
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- Jet? What are you doing here?
- Got reassigned to beta shift.
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- Looks like we'll be showering together.
- Cool. Well, welcome to the team.
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I'm sort of the unofficial leader.
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Feel free to come to me
with any questions.
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- She's joking, right?
- Nope.
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[Whirs]
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[Beeps]
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Ooh. Actually, usually boimler
leaves that one open for me.
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He has issues with communal nudity.
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Well, I'm not him, and he's not here.
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- Cool. Hope this isn't too high for you.
- [Beeping]
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[Grunts, chuckles] Fine with me.
I could go higher.
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- [Beeping]
- [Gasps}
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[both gasp]
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Uh, that's a little high, don't you think?
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- Not for me!
- This is my favorite.
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[All scream]
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- I think I'm clean!
- Yeah, I'm good!
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[Straining] I could do this all day.
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Never felt more alive.
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[Grunts]
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[Both groaning]
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[Freeman] Captain's log.
Sfardaz'e 58007.2.
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Those who spend their //|/es and fon'unes
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gathering scientific rarities
from around the galaxy
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call themselves collectors.
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Now, a prominent collector has died,
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leaving behind a starshio full
of hazardous treasures
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that need to be safely cataloged
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the collector's gu/ld
has asked the federation for help,
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so the cerritos has been tasked
with the job.
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Chairman siggi, allow me to offer
my deepest condolences
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for the loss of your friend.
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K erner hauze was no frieno'.
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His collection pales
in comparison to mine.
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[Clears throat] Well, I'm sure
that's true. How can we help?
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Well, I'm supposed to auction ofi'
his things per guild rules,
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but / don't know what dangerous items
he m/ght've been hoarding.
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I need guys you to come in
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and safely dispose of anything that could,
you know, atomize me.
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Happy to help. We'll prepare a team.
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And /'ll be overseeing 'em.
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I don't want any of your crew
gettin' ”sticky appendages. ”
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[Sighs] Collector's guild.
Just a bunch of greedy pack rats.
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Wasn't he the one
who tried to collect data?
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They all tried to collect data.
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Why couldn't they leave data alone?
He just wanted to feel.
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This is the last thing I need right now.
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I'm supposed to find out the results
of my command evaluation today.
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Sounds like your basic tag-and-bag.
Want me to head it up?
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No, I think this is a fine first job
for our brand-new head of security.
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Lieutenant kayshon,
welcome to the cerritos.
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Rapunki, when he joined the seven.
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Uh, sorry. Uh, the universal translator
doesn't always... [sighs]
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What I meant was, uh,
"it is my honor, captain."
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[Squeals] This is so cool!
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Lieutenant kayshon is
the first tamarian in starfleet,
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and we get to go on a mission with him.
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Eh. We're basically clearing out
a dead dude's storage locker.
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A mission's only as important
as you make it, mariner.
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[Scoffs] Okay, commander protocol.
You always this fun?
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We're on the clock.
I'll have fun after we do the job.
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Ugh, you sound uptighter than boimler.
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Ah, man, boims would've
loved this mission.
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He took ethics of collecting
at the academy.
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Yeah, but the titan's such a big deal.
I bet he's living the dream.
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[Screaming]
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[Alarm blaring]
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Mr. Boimler, attack pattern delta.
Target the aft shields.
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Let's see how these pakleds do
with their aft hanging out.
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Uh, yes, sir.
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[Screams]
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- Photon torpedoes locked and ready.
- Fire!
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- [Crew members cheer]
- [Man] Yeah!
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Hasta Mariana, pakleds!
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Greatjob, everyone! That's a wrap.
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Lieutenant kayshon?
We're your away team, reporting for duty.
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It is a pleasure to meet you,
and I look foward to, uh...
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Oh, geez... darmok and jalad on the ocean.
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- "Working with you"?
- Yes, thank you. [Chuckles]
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Apologies.
My federation standard is still shaky.
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It's no problem, sir.
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Or should I say,
it's no "beast at tanagra."
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- [Both chuckle]
- More like "suck-up at tanagra."
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About time, starfleet.
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What you do, stop to debate
the human rights of a robot?
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I do not believe so.
Perhaps we should review our logs.
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Hey, just bustin' your bioducts.
Here's the deal.
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I need yous to comb through
all this stuff on the floor here.
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But the high-ticket items in these cases?
That stuff stays here.
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Uh, okay.
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All right, if we split up,
we can knock this out in an hour.
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Whoa, big fella.
This is just the first room.
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Most of the collection's
further in the ship.
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There's more?
Oh, how much can one guy collect?
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Sister, you got no idea.
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[Mariner sighs]
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There's a pattern
to the pakleds' attacks on these outposts.
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- They're after varuvian ore.
- Uh, s-sorry. What ore?
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Varuvian. Contains minerals
which become volatile
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at high vibratory frequencies.
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[Chuckles] Those terrorists tried to
use it to blow up starbase 58?
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Oh, uh, yeah, I think I remember
reading that in one of your logs.
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[Chuckles] Titan's seen a lot of action.
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Ain't weaponizing varuvian ore a bit
above the pakleds' grade level?
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Way above,
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which is why starfleet command believes
there may be another player involved.
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Intel says the pakleds' next target
is a varuvian mining colony on karzill 4.
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We'll embed an away team there
disguised as miners
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with the goal of planting
a tracking device on their shuttle.
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They'll lead us right to
their puppet master.
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And that's when we cut the strings.
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- Cutting the strings.
- You don't have to write that down.
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I don't have to write that down.
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[Grunts] Got another
old disintegrator here.
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Oh, hey, cyborg, you're pretty rare, huh?
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Yeah, as far as I know
there's only a few of us in starfleet.
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Interesting.
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Careful, ruthy.
He's gonna try to collect you.
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-[Gasps} -Take my card.
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I got a top-notch menagerie.
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[Hisses]
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So, kerner hauze just lived here
all alone on an automated ship?
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He must've been so lonely.
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Perhaps to him the silence was a...
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Temba, his arms open. [Sighs]
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- A gift?
- Yes, gift, sorry.
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Perhaps he preferred to be alone.
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Yeah, I guess, more time
to enjoy "kahless's fornication helmet."
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Oh, that's fun. Safety first.
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[In deep voice] This way, mortals,
or thou shalt be smited.
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We got a lot to do.
You might want to focus.
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And you might wanna loosen up.
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Oh, yeah, loosen up while carrying
ordnance. Great idea, mariner!
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[Whirring]
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Whoa, w-what's going on?
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- [Al| gasp]
- Ah, ah, ah.
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If you're seeing this halo-message,
it means I'm dead
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and you're trying to steal
from my precious collection.
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[Chuckles] Oh, great! Automated defenses.
You must've moved something!
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What? You had us move lots of things!
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For your greed,
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you will now be part of m y collection.
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- [Grunts]
- [Grunts, groans]
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[Groans]
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Lieutenant kayshon!
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[Groaning] Help me! It's... it's...
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Zinda, his eyes red!
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He's saying, "it hurts."
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Yeah, man, I get it. Context clues.
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[Groaning]
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[All gasp]
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- That beam turned him into a puppet.
- He'|I be worth a fortune!
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Could you stop collecting for one...
[Screams] Flying orb!
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[Screams]
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[Sighs]
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[Screams]
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[Grunts]
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Manhaver to cerritos, come in.
Comms are blocked.
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We've gotta get outta here now!
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- [Both grunt]
- [Glass shatters]
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- [Mariner] I've got him.
- No, I've got him.
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[Tendi] Guys!
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- Out of my way!
- Let's go!
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[Grunts]
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I told you to keep your hands
to yourself, Orion.
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[Groans]
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Just great. This is what I get
for involving starfleet.
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Oh, you wanna try to get through
the killer ship on your own? Be my guest.
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Oh, man, it's just gallery after gallery.
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We need to get to the engine room
and disable the defenses.
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For us to make it outta here,
we're gonna have to travel
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- into the belly of the beast...
- Quiet. I've got a safer plan.
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What? No, you don't cut off
my badass plan.
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- Not even boimler would...
- Shh. He's gone. Get over it. Now listen.
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There are escape pods right here.
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And fewer galleries to go through
means better odds.
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We don't need to be heroes today, people.
We just need to survive.
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- I'm with the hunk.
- You don't get a vote.
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Uh, actually,
I think I like jet's plan too.
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Tendi. Okay, rutherford, what about you?
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Yeah, it just sounds less risky?
It's like what our training says to do.
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Exactly. If we follow our training,
we get outta here alive.
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All of us.
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[Groans]
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Ooh. I love me an undercover op.
191
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You could tell the captain was bummed
to have to stay on the ship.
192
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Badass like riker, you know
he'd rather have boots on the ground.
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He must've been so bored
on the enterprise.
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I mean, seven years of what, exploring?
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On a ship with five day care centers.
196
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Are you talking about the d? The flagship?
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They went to different dimensions.
They fought the borg. They insurrected!
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They had regular string quartets.
199
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Wow, what a rush.
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[Chuckles]
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- Play me a concerto.
- That's dumb.
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- [Groans]
- [Ransom] Uh, captain? You feeling okay?
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Hmm? I'm fine. Why?
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This is typically about the time
you'd start asking for a second
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or even third status report
from the away team,
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but you haven't even asked for one yet.
207
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Commander, are you suggesting
that I micromanage?
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No, no, no, not at all.
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Because that is what starfleet command
said in my evaluation.
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Can you believe that?
Since when do I micromanage?
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I am going to have to, quote,
"show more trust in my subordinates."
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Lieutenant kayshon
is an accomplished officer.
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I am sure he's got a handle on things.
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-[Gasps} -[Grunts, screams]
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[Screams]
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Rutherford, take the puppet!
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Tendi, target the hinge!
218
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- [Grunts]
- [Alarm blaring]
219
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- [Tendi screams]
- [Rutherford screams]
220
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[Screams] Inorganic matter compactor!
221
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- [Screams]
- Rutherford!
222
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[Screams]
223
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[Tendi] Don't let go!
224
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,858
- Hey. What the [bleep]. Little help?
- Not my problem!
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[Clatters]
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[All sigh]
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- Huh?
- [Tendi] Whoa.
228
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Hey! Thanks for helping out back there!
You couldn't lend a freaking tentacle?
229
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Get your lousy hands off me!
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-[Gasps} -[Clatters]
231
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Kahless's sex helmet. You took it!
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That's what set off the ship!
This is all your fault, you pervert!
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- No judgment.
- Oh, save it, Orion.
234
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,227
I don't gotta answer to nobody but me.
235
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,605
That's how I got on top.
That's how I'm stayin' on top.
236
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,148
Don't move.
237
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,108
I'm done listening to yous.
238
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,110
- [Thuds]
- [Al| gasp]
239
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,988
Maybe his helmet saved him?
240
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,573
[Fihuds]
241
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,950
[Groans]
242
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,660
Guess we have to go up and over.
243
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,373
[All grunting]
244
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:32,043
Uh, remind me again how this was
the safer option.
245
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,254
There's unknowns to any plan.
246
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,882
If we'd gone your way, we'd have to fight
twice as many collectibles
247
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,218
and free-climb a radiation coolant pipe.
248
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,930
- I'm not afraid of a little risk.
- But what about them?
249
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,267
Maybe you've got a death wish, but
you can't ask them to follow you there.
250
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,185
Don't act like you're watching out
for them.
251
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,604
You're just using them
to prop yourself up.
252
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,606
What are you talking about?
253
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,651
You want everyone to see you
as this big, brave hero
254
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,337
- who only cares about the team, but...
- [Whirs, beeps]
255
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,238
Get out of here, stupid vacuum.
256
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,656
[Electricity crackles, beeps]
257
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,410
Uh-oh. I think you triggered
some kind of network response.
258
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,912
Oh, what are they gonna do?
Suck us to death?
259
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,872
Ow! [Grunting]
260
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,083
They're gonna suck us to death!
261
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,335
[Grunting]
262
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,754
There's too many of them!
263
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,172
[Groaning]
264
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,092
[Panting]
265
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,471
We need a barricade!
266
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,390
[Grunts] No, guys, grab a bone.
267
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,517
- Just swing on 'em.
- No, help me build.
268
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,602
- Don't listen to him.
- Stand down, mariner.
269
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,687
You stand down!
270
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,770
- I tell you to stand down, you stand down.
- Uh...
271
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:42,196
We are strong. We take your mine.
272
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,574
It is our mine now.
273
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,413
Stay strong, brother.
We miners shall overcome.
274
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,333
Dude, you're clearly starfleet.
Your hands are super soft and clean.
275
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,627
Uh, no. I'm a miner with a heart of gold,
and I have dad issues.
276
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,047
Okay, pakleds' shuttle's unattended.
Now's our chance.
277
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,090
Hold it. We've got a 'led over there.
278
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,801
We have to stun him
or he could sound the alarm.
279
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,637
- But our orders are to avoid...
- We can't leave anything to chance.
280
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,265
- Whoa.
- [Grunting]
281
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,063
Sorry, pal, but this ain't your lucky...
282
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,506
- [Clatters]
- [First officer] Huh?
283
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,107
It's a pile of snacks.
284
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,569
Hey! Those miners are stealing our snacks!
285
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,653
We're blown!
286
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,614
Fall back to that tunnel!
287
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,201
[Whirring]
288
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,702
[Thudding]
289
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,953
[Grunts] There.
290
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,498
This should buy us some time.
I'll try to come up with a plan.
291
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,793
Enough with this whole textbook leader
routine. We're not buying it.
292
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,587
I'm just trying to step up here.
You're the one with the act.
293
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,048
The whole dive-in-head-first thing.
294
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,675
You're just desperate to be seen
as some kind of renegade hero.
295
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,428
No, I'm not.
Diving in is just how I work best.
296
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,472
And I like to think things out.
297
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,266
Sorry if that comes off
all "textbook" to you.
298
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,560
What? You think I'm trying to be
like ransom up in here?
299
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,397
Square jaw, all squinting like,
"let's roll."
300
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,190
[Chuckles] Uh, no. Not a good look.
301
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,026
I'm just surprised
that you'd ever trash-talk a superior.
302
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,113
[Chuckles] Are you kidding me?
Don't even get me started on Stevens.
303
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,949
Do you know he keeps a log
about his mustache? [Grunts]
304
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,867
[Grunting]
305
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,120
This isn't going to hold much longer.
306
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,540
If I had thought for one second
before I'd hit that stupid vacuum,
307
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,943
none of this would have happened.
308
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,128
No, it was my call to go this way.
I led us into this mess.
309
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:23,047
Great. So then what?
Neither of us should be in charge?
310
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,550
- Oh.
- [Chuckles]
311
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,801
Rutherford. Tendi.
312
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,095
- What do you two think we should do?
- We two?
313
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,431
I-I don't know. This isn't really my...
314
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,392
Well, actually, these are excalbian bones.
315
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,228
With enough friction,
they break down and become acidic.
316
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,081
Which we could use
to cut through the wall paneling
317
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,705
and access the engineering sub-conduits.
318
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,525
And those run the length of the ship.
319
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,448
We could have bypassed all the scary stuff
by using them from the start.
320
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:49,031
- Why didn't you say something before?
- Because you guys were in charge.
321
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,783
[Both groan]
322
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,785
[Clamoring]
323
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,412
[Screams]
324
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,914
There. This will buy us some time,
but not much.
325
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,101
- [On comms] Riker to away team.
- [First officer] Go ahead.
326
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,210
We've entered the system.
What the hell happened?
327
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,880
Long story, sir.
Requesting emergency transport.
328
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,756
- Get them out of there.
- I can't, sir.
329
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,633
- Why the hell not?
- There's some sort of
330
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,553
distortion field interfering
with the transporter.
331
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,556
That varuvian explosion
must have released an ion cloud.
332
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,892
[Riker] Hang in down there.
We 'i/ figure this out.
333
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,894
- [Thuds]
- [Pakled] Get the saw!
334
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,022
We need to hit the door with the saw!
335
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,025
- [Screams]
- [Thudding]
336
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,152
Can't say this is how
I pictured going out,
337
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,361
but I'll tell you what,
338
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,489
there's no other blokes
I'd rather be with.
339
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,783
This is what we signed up for, men.
To boldly go.
340
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:34,911
Boimler?
341
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,579
Uh, I'm sorry.
342
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,665
I gotta be honest. I didn'tjoin starfleet
to get in phaser fights.
343
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,377
I signed up to explore, to be out
in space making new discoveries
344
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,213
and peaceful diplomatic solutions.
345
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,881
That's boldly going.
346
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,550
And you know what?
I'd love to be in a string quartet.
347
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,394
I love that when riker was
on the enterprise,
348
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,221
he was out there jamming on the trombone
349
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,515
and catching love disease
and acting in plays
350
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,808
and meeting his identical
transporter clone, Thomas.
351
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,603
That stuff may not seem as cool
as what you guys do,
352
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,188
but it's starfleet all the way.
353
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,483
- [Thudding continues]
- [Pakleds cheer]
354
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,236
I got into starfleet to study moss.
355
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,530
I joined up 'cause I love beaming.
356
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,781
Thanks, boimler.
357
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,784
If we're going out,
at least it's remembering that starfleet
358
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,745
- isn't just about kicking enemy ass.
- [Chuckles]
359
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,081
Can't believe that captain
has a transporter clone.
360
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,541
Yeah, Thomas riker.
361
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:25,294
He was created from a distortion field
that was actually a lot like... [gasps]
362
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,547
- What are you doing?
- We might not have to die!
363
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,344
[Both gasp]
364
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,804
[Tendi grunts]
365
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,056
[Chuckles] Yeah!
366
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,850
[Grunting]
367
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,852
The escape pods should be down this way.
368
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,897
- If that's still the plan.
- It is if you say it is, buddy.
369
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,567
Stay alert, stay alive.
370
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,068
[Both] Damn!
371
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,948
Captain, it's okay if you wanna check in
on lieutenant kayshon.
372
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,701
No, no. I can be a hands-off captain.
373
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,494
I don't mind.
374
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,289
Captain, two escape pods just launched
from the collector's ship.
375
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,623
What? On screen.
376
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,876
What the hell is going on?
377
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,129
The ship tried to collect us, captain.
378
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,380
Where's kayshon?
379
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,216
Kayshon, when he became a puppet.
380
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,552
This is what being hands-off gets me?
381
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,846
Well, never again!
382
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,764
[Thudding]
383
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,893
[Clamoring]
384
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,730
Initiating drill.
385
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,523
Reversing the polarity.
386
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,193
- I got signal lock.
- Get 'em out of there.
387
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,278
[Grunting]
388
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,785
Oh, no! No, no, no.
389
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,121
[Screams]
390
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,460
[Riker on comms] Boimler
391
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,170
-boimlerl -[Screams] huh?
392
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,296
[Grunts]
393
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,380
Oh, god.
394
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,757
[Screaming]
395
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,177
[Distorted screaming]
396
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,179
The distortion field's reengaging.
397
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,862
- I'm losing him!
- That's not an option.
398
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,600
Rerouting main power.
Initiating second containment beam.
399
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,022
[All cheer]
400
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,482
Well done, Mr. Boimler.
401
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,234
- Thank you, riker. I mean, Mr. Captain.
- Get him to sickbay.
402
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,278
Have the doc check him out.
Riker to bridge.
403
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,031
Get me warp in the factor of
five, six, seven...
404
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,326
Captain, shuttlecraft incoming
from the planet. It's ours.
405
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,620
What? That's not possible.
We all beamed off.
406
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,181
[Officer on comms]
Shuttle p/lot's in distress.
407
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,331
Requesting transport
408
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,416
could be a pakled trap. Energize.
409
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,754
- Mr. Boimler?
- You guys made it.
410
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,173
[Pants] The pakleds got stuck
in the door, so I...
411
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,843
Aw, man! A copy of me
got transported out? Boo.
412
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,054
I'm the transporter clone? Boo.
413
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,931
The distortion field must have...
414
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,559
Oh, I've heard this tune before.
Let's hear it for the boimlers.
415
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,894
- [Al| cheer]
- Yeah!
416
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,859
Meeting your exact copy is never easy.
417
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,486
Believe me, I know.
418
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,656
Mr. Boimlers, you showed great bravery
and ingenuity down there.
419
00:19:58,739 --> 00:19:59,740
[Both] Thank you, sir.
420
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,385
[Riker] I just wish
I could keep both of you.
421
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,953
Starfleet command feels our missions
are too complex
422
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,081
to have the added complication
of two identical crew members.
423
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:10,710
I'm afraid one of you will have to
return to the cerritos as an ensign.
424
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,298
I should be the one to go. Huh?
425
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,859
- All right. Works for me.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.
426
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,486
I thought we were both gonna step fonnard
427
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,595
and then you'd go,
"I should be the one to go."
428
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,599
- Nah, I'm good to stay.
- But what was that nod?
429
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,891
I don't know. I just thought
we were doing a copy thing.
430
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,893
But thanks, man. That's really big of you.
431
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,104
Hey, I wish I could be
on a ship that's exploring
432
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,190
and solving science mysteries
instead of nonstop fighting.
433
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,277
- Like on the d?
- Exactly. Damn, do I miss that ship.
434
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,946
- Enjoy it while you have it, bradward.
- I will, sir.
435
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,197
[Boimler 2] Hey, cap.
436
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,283
The name Brad just feels
kinda meh to me now.
437
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,119
What do you think of William boimler?
438
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,456
- I love it. Hey, you like romulan ale?
- [Chuckles] I can learn.
439
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,332
Computer, play "night bird."
440
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,381
[First officer] Hey, enterprise.
441
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,176
- You did good.
- Go boldly out there, mate.
442
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,727
- You think we'll ever see him again?
- I do.
443
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,010
'Cause, like, his clone's here.
We'll see him every day.
444
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,062
- Oh, yeah.
- [Laughs]
445
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,070
[T'Ana] This isn't my first
guy-got-turned-into-a-doll.
446
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,822
He'll be back to normal in an hour.
447
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:25,785
Aw, look at this little guy.
I could use him as puppet therapy.
448
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,454
- Hey, migleemo! Read the sign!
- [Gasps}
449
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,751
whoa, did you get double promoted?
Congrats.
450
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,378
- What do you mean?
- You got a whole new pip right there.
451
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,632
Nah, just a piece of corn.
That's always happening.
452
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,927
Half the time when you see someone
with the wrong amount of pips around here,
453
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,054
it's usually just delicious street corn.
454
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,722
- Want some?
- Sure.
455
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,932
I had you wrong, jet.
456
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,911
I thought you were another one of those
try-hards who only wants to rank up,
457
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,270
but you love the job, and I respect that.
458
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,190
Thanks, mariner.
It's the best job in the galaxy.
459
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,900
You're a true lower Decker, man,
460
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,486
and something tells me
we're gonna make a great team...
461
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,948
- Oh my, god! It's boimler! It's my friend!
- What are you doing here?
462
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,282
I got transporter cloned.
463
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,451
- [Chuckles] Pay up.
- Damn it.
464
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,328
How did you possibly guess that?
465
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,413
It just seemed like
a boimler thing to happen.
466
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,333
Clone me is staying on the titan,
so here I am.
467
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,294
Wow, if you think you can leave us
for the big time
468
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,255
only to come crawling back,
469
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,881
you would be right about that.
470
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,341
Get over here, man. Sit down.
471
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,511
Oh, there's no room for me to, um...
472
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,930
- Oh, I'll let you all catch up.
- [Chuckles]
473
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,765
I know you got a shared history
and stuff...
474
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,475
Oh, man. So much to tell you.
475
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,394
We just did a mission
on a collector's ship.
476
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,564
And our away team leader got zapped
by a ray, and it turned him into a puppet.
477
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:37,565
What?
478
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,817
So, was the titan as awesome
as everybody says?
479
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:43,237
It was a bunch of complex characters
thrown into heavily serialized battles,
480
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,155
which always ended in mind-blowing twists
481
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,259
and made me question
the basic tenets of my reality.
482
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,785
But who cares about that?
Tell me more about this puppet ray!
483
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,288
- That's the kind of stuff I live for.
- Time for shots.
484
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,164
All right. Shots, shots. [Grunts]
485
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:57,001
Yeah, go get 'em. You have a lot
of work to do for abandoning me.
486
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,336
- You're not letting that go, huh?
- Nope.
487
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,398
- So hurry up.
- Drinks don't replicate themselves.
488
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,506
Okay, okay. I'm going.
489
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,925
From now on, you'll get all the drinks,
ya backstabber.
490
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:08,679
[Chanting] Lower decks! Lower decks!
Welcome back! Lower decks! Lower decks!
491
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:09,805
Are you tired?
492
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,642
Because you've been "arnock, at the race
of natara" through my mind all night.
493
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,355
Well, "shaka, when the walls fell."
494
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,000
Pew pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew pew!
495
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,045
Chirp.
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